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Louise has got cancer
and I'm helping her out.

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I'm not here to help you
get your own back on God.

3
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It's Sandra you're trying
to rescue, Maurice.

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The change with Joe,
it's taking its toll on you...

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...and on me.
We need to do something about that.

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How was Manchester? How's Eddie?

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Weirdest thing, this new girlfriend
of his is just like you.

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So you met her?

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I'm going to take Sophie
and the lad to that gig.

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What happens next?

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What happens is we enjoy ourselves.

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Is this where we kiss?

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Nah.

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Just for a moment, I felt more at
home with Sophie than I do with you.

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So why are you telling me?
Nothing happened.

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Because something felt wrong.

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? Break a mirror

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? Roll the dice

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? Run with scissors

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? Through a chip pan fire fight

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? Go into business with a grizzly bear

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CREDITS

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? But just don't sit down
cos I've moved your chair

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? Find a well-known hard man... ?

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Hello?

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What?

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Oh, right.

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Well, I'll come! I'm coming now!

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? Fill in a circular hole
with a peg that's square

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? But just don't sit down
cos I've moved your chair... ?

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Louise. It's Maurice.

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Are you OK in there?

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Thank you for coming. I panicked.

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That's all right. You're allowed.

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I know I'm no oil painting
but that's a bit rough.

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I'll drop off some ginger
and peppermint tea bags.

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Might help with this
if you're off the steroids.

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Thanks.

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Is Ralph there?

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He was just in the hall,
do you want me to go and get him?

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No, no, no. I don't want him
seeing me like this.

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Do you mind if I borrow him for the day?

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I've... I've got a beer tent that
needs an extra pair of hands.

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That would be great, yes.
Thank you, Maurice.

45
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I need your help, mate.

46
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I'm not a baby.

47
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Nobody's saying you are!
Look, I've got a busy day.

48
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I've got a busy day.

49
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I need a hand.

50
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I've overcommitted. As usual.

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Just give me the morning, eh?

52
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There's a fry up in it.

53
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Are you going somewhere?

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No, you two are.
I've packed for you.

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Eddie's lending you his flat.

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All you've got do is get in the car.

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It's a lovely idea but Paul's got the
fell race at the gastro pub today

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and I've got a 25-page assessment
form to fill in for Joe's school.

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We've got the gastro pub covered,

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and I'm sure
I can manage to fill in a form.

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I know Joe off by heart and Nicola
loves filling in questions.

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Nicola?

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Yeah, we're going to look after
Joe together.

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You've got no excuses left, now go.

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It's really nice of you, love, but...

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"But" nothing. Are you seriously
telling me there isn't a problem?

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I've noticed it
so you can bet Joe's noticed it.

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And you never see each other
any more, so now's your chance.

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It's only Eddie's flat but it's all
I could think of - go on!

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Relationship advice
from a 19-year-old

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with a three week
broken engagement to her name?

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Be good for my shattered self-esteem
if you said yes.

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Is this a private conga
or can anyone join in?

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Eddie, thank you for offering us
your flat this weekend.

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It's very sweet of you.

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As long as you strip the bed

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and don't go into my special bedside
drawer...

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No, we're not going. You need
your flat for you and Emily.

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No. Emily's meeting Holly
for the first time this weekend

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so we'll be staying at hers.

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A sleepover? At your girlfriend's?

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Are you sure you're ready
to take it to the next level?

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What if that doesn't work out?
You'll need a bolt hole.

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Oh, your faith in me is very touching.

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Have you done your seduction
playlist on your iPod yet?

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No comment.

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Does she have a compatible hub?

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Hilarious. Now, get out of here,
you crazy kids!

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Emily! Oh!

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Ah, look at that!

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Come on.
Are you in on this too?

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All Rebecca's idea.
She wants you to go.

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Is she planning a party?
Is that what this is about?

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No, she's worried about you.

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Should she be?

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? Shiver and say the words

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? Of every lie you've heard

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? First I'm gonna make it

99
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? Then I'm gonna break it
till it falls apart. ?

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Beep, beep, beep, beep.
All right, Joe.

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Today is going to be different

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but it's all on here. We'll have
some breakfast,

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then go to the playground. Then
we'll go to the fell race

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and watch Grandad run!
Then we'll choose a film

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and have fish and chips and
we'll watch it together round yours.

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How does that sound?

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Lust For Life.

108
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Iggy Pop. 1977.

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Baby Emily will have fish and chips?

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Sorry about that, Joe.

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I'm whisking her away
but she'll see you soon.

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Emily is going to meet
Eddie's Manchester girlfriend.

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She's got a name.
She's called Holly.

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Who? Your Manchester girlfriend?

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I'll do motor skills
if you do emotional development.

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I'd go the other way round
if I were you.

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Is this another of your public
speaking engagements?

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No, it's a questionnaire
for Joe's new school.

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I thought you were in a hurry
to get away.

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Ask me one before I go.

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It's a psychological profile,
not a pub quiz.

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Erm, "Does your child have
difficulty making friends?"

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No, not really. He's just choosy.

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"Would you say your child
is clumsy?"

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Yes.
Yes for me, too.

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"Does your child have problems
with manual dexterity?"

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That's a yes for Eddie.

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Let me see.

129
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There's loads there
he might not have done!

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So what, he just scores a no?

131
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That's like saying,
"Am I good at pole vaulting?"

132
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Well, how would I ever know?
Never had to find out.

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If I was going to make a guess,
though...

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Bedwetting?

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Usually straight after pole vaulting.

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Aren't you going to be late?

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Come on.

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Skills.

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This is more like it.

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Catching, running, cycling,
swimming, stair climbing.

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Get ticks in half these boxes
before lunchtime.

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It's not a bucket list,
Eddie, that's not how it works.

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It's a snapshot. Yeah, a snapshot of
all the things he can't do.

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So, let's change some of this.

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Joe, would you like to ride
your bike without stabilisers?

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Joe, would you like to ride a bike,

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properly, without stabilisers, eh?

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Would you like to ride a bike?

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I'm taking that as a yes.

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Don't need a wee, do I?

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Do you want to turn back?

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Because we can if you think
this is a bad idea.

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Do you want to turn back?
Don't do that.

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Eddie's flat's hardly a break
for you, is it?

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Look, we promised each other
that we would be all right

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when Joe changed schools

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and now we're avoiding each other
when we're together

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and not talking when we're not.

159
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So we can either carry on like that
or we can do something about it.

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Do you want to do something about it?

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Yes or no?

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Let me see now...

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Taking the piss isn't an option.

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Is that your mum?
She feeling better?

165
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It's not my mum.

166
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Thing is, she's all over the place.

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It's not her talking,
it's the drugs half the time.

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I know. She don't know her own mind
so how we're supposed to...

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I know.

170
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Well, with all due respect,
you don't. I've been through it.

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I'm not a child. I understand.

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You can't, Ralph!

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I don't understand her,
so God knows how you do.

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Ralph! I'm sorry,
that came out wrong.

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I didn't...

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Ralph!

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Are you sure this is
the right way to go about it?

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You must never surprise
a child by presenting them

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with their bike suddenly with
no stabilisers.

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You let him see you remove them,
he can process the change.

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OK, Joe. Let's make history.

182
00:10:04,840 --> 00:10:07,360
Well, that's well and truly processed.

183
00:10:13,920 --> 00:10:17,359
Joe, let go of my head and pedal.

184
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Let go of my head and pedal.

185
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Let go and... and pedal. Off you go.

186
00:10:26,520 --> 00:10:30,439
Your fault that time -
ambiguous phrase use, "Off you go."

187
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There's a bike helmet in the car,
Rebecca.

188
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I feel a positive role model is needed.

189
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Talking of "Off You Go"...

190
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I'll give it till lunchtime.
This'll do the trick.

191
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You keep pedalling
and you keep pedalling

192
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and the bike will take care of you.

193
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You see? Do you want a go?

194
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Eh?

195
00:11:01,120 --> 00:11:03,279
Is this him still processing,
or telling us

196
00:11:03,280 --> 00:11:05,239
he doesn't want to ride the bike?

197
00:11:05,240 --> 00:11:06,919
What else is on the list?

198
00:11:06,920 --> 00:11:09,919
Erm... swimming, throwing balls,

199
00:11:09,920 --> 00:11:11,439
hopping...

200
00:11:11,440 --> 00:11:15,039
Hopping? Where's that going
to get him in life?

201
00:11:15,040 --> 00:11:17,559
Unless the Beatrix Potter Museum
are hiring.

202
00:11:17,560 --> 00:11:20,520
I'll have him
doing wheelies by tea time.

203
00:11:33,640 --> 00:11:35,080
What do we do now?

204
00:11:36,800 --> 00:11:38,719
Anything we like.

205
00:11:38,720 --> 00:11:40,000
But what do we do now?

206
00:11:54,760 --> 00:11:55,919
We could go out.

207
00:11:55,920 --> 00:11:58,760
True. True. We could.

208
00:12:01,560 --> 00:12:04,480
I'll give Eddie a call and let him
know that we've arrived.

209
00:12:06,840 --> 00:12:08,279
Eddie!

210
00:12:08,280 --> 00:12:10,079
Arrived.

211
00:12:10,080 --> 00:12:12,879
How's things your end?

212
00:12:12,880 --> 00:12:14,519
Er, bike pump?

213
00:12:14,520 --> 00:12:17,039
Should be in the shed.

214
00:12:17,040 --> 00:12:19,959
Great.

215
00:12:19,960 --> 00:12:21,959
Found your porn stash!

216
00:12:21,960 --> 00:12:25,320
Lovely. Home-made stuff's
particularly strong.

217
00:12:26,400 --> 00:12:27,600
Yeah. OK!

218
00:12:28,680 --> 00:12:30,079
Bye.

219
00:12:30,080 --> 00:12:31,199
So what was that about?

220
00:12:31,200 --> 00:12:32,799
Eddie's going to try and teach Joe

221
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to ride his bike without stabilisers.

222
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I'd like to see that.

223
00:12:35,840 --> 00:12:37,119
Yeah, me too.

224
00:12:37,120 --> 00:12:39,439
Last time I took his stabilisers
off, he sat on the floor

225
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and he barked like a dog
until I put them back on again.

226
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Should we warn Eddie of that

227
00:12:43,200 --> 00:12:45,479
or is it more fun for him
to find out himself?

228
00:12:45,480 --> 00:12:48,919
Talking about Joe already.
How long's that taken us?

229
00:12:48,920 --> 00:12:51,280
Are we banned from talking about Joe?

230
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Five minutes.

231
00:12:59,200 --> 00:13:02,519
If you've set that for sex, I'm
going to have to unpack my inhaler.

232
00:13:02,520 --> 00:13:04,159
We're going to sit down here and talk

233
00:13:04,160 --> 00:13:07,119
but not about the kids and not about
work, just for five minutes.

234
00:13:07,120 --> 00:13:09,600
All right? OK.

235
00:13:32,360 --> 00:13:34,479
I wonder if he's taken
the stabilisers off yet.

236
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It's 15 seconds.

237
00:13:36,040 --> 00:13:37,559
Well, it's nearer 20.

238
00:13:37,560 --> 00:13:39,679
Maybe five minutes was over ambitious.

239
00:13:39,680 --> 00:13:42,119
No come on, it's... It's the timer!

240
00:13:42,120 --> 00:13:44,359
Come on. We can do this.

241
00:13:44,360 --> 00:13:46,639
We're Paul and Alison,

242
00:13:46,640 --> 00:13:48,039
the golden couple.

243
00:13:48,040 --> 00:13:50,599
Nobody's ever called us
the golden couple.

244
00:13:50,600 --> 00:13:52,479
We could go out for a coffee first?

245
00:13:52,480 --> 00:13:54,200
Yeah, let's do that.

246
00:14:10,720 --> 00:14:13,199
Earlier on, when I said you couldn't
understand

247
00:14:13,200 --> 00:14:16,559
what I couldn't understand,
I didn't mean...

248
00:14:16,560 --> 00:14:19,639
It's because you're her son,
not because you're, like...

249
00:14:19,640 --> 00:14:21,079
Downs?

250
00:14:21,080 --> 00:14:23,080
Yeah, right.

251
00:14:25,000 --> 00:14:27,639
The thing is about being
a mum or dad, you know,

252
00:14:27,640 --> 00:14:29,640
you always think of your kids as kids.

253
00:14:30,920 --> 00:14:32,879
Bloody hell, am I talking to myself
or what?

254
00:14:32,880 --> 00:14:34,559
Have you got a hot date or something?

255
00:14:34,560 --> 00:14:36,559
Yeah.

256
00:14:36,560 --> 00:14:40,559
Oh, right! What, today?

257
00:14:40,560 --> 00:14:42,159
Is she coming to the fell race?

258
00:14:42,160 --> 00:14:43,319
Yeah!

259
00:14:43,320 --> 00:14:44,560
So I'll meet her, will I?

260
00:14:46,080 --> 00:14:48,279
Don't worry, son, I won't embarrass you.

261
00:14:48,280 --> 00:14:50,200
No, you won't.

262
00:14:58,680 --> 00:14:59,999
Anyone special?

263
00:15:00,000 --> 00:15:03,919
No, I just haven't
heard anything from Mum and Dad.

264
00:15:03,920 --> 00:15:05,800
That's good, isn't it?

265
00:15:11,560 --> 00:15:14,079
How about that?

266
00:15:14,080 --> 00:15:17,440
Semaphore Signals.

267
00:15:19,720 --> 00:15:21,999
No, it's not a question.

268
00:15:22,000 --> 00:15:26,999
When somebody says, "How about
that?" it's not a real question.

269
00:15:27,000 --> 00:15:30,240
Wreckless Eric. 1977.

270
00:15:35,640 --> 00:15:38,559
Like that! That's it, Joe!
Hold on!

271
00:15:38,560 --> 00:15:40,319
Eddie doesn't want to leave.

272
00:15:40,320 --> 00:15:43,879
He's surprisingly determined
when he puts his mind to it.

273
00:15:43,880 --> 00:15:48,520
I don't think the bike is the reason
that he's staying. Rebecca...

274
00:15:50,520 --> 00:15:52,959
You're heartbroken yourself,
so I think you are projecting

275
00:15:52,960 --> 00:15:55,599
your own desire
for reconciliation on to us.

276
00:15:55,600 --> 00:15:57,319
This is not about James.

277
00:15:57,320 --> 00:15:59,359
But if he came back and looked at me

278
00:15:59,360 --> 00:16:01,839
like Eddie looks at you
then I'd be happy.

279
00:16:01,840 --> 00:16:03,359
Cos you still want James back?

280
00:16:03,360 --> 00:16:04,719
No.

281
00:16:04,720 --> 00:16:07,519
Because I'd know that he wanted me back

282
00:16:07,520 --> 00:16:09,639
and he was suffering.

283
00:16:09,640 --> 00:16:10,999
That's my girl.

284
00:16:11,000 --> 00:16:13,319
Come on, Joe, you can do it.

285
00:16:13,320 --> 00:16:16,199
That's it! A bit faster,
a bit faster!

286
00:16:16,200 --> 00:16:17,919
I'm still holding on!

287
00:16:17,920 --> 00:16:20,319
I'm still holding! That's it!

288
00:16:20,320 --> 00:16:21,679
That's it! You're doing it!

289
00:16:21,680 --> 00:16:23,039
You're doing it!

290
00:16:23,040 --> 00:16:25,319
No. No. No! Really no!
Really no!

291
00:16:25,320 --> 00:16:27,639
OK. OK, OK, I'm sorry.

292
00:16:27,640 --> 00:16:29,959
I'm... OK, sorry.

293
00:16:29,960 --> 00:16:32,440
Joe! I'm sorry!

294
00:16:38,600 --> 00:16:39,839
I think the problem is

295
00:16:39,840 --> 00:16:42,399
whenever you let go of the seat,
he stops his bike.

296
00:16:42,400 --> 00:16:43,599
I think you're right.

297
00:16:43,600 --> 00:16:46,479
You need to keep pretending
that you are holding on to the seat

298
00:16:46,480 --> 00:16:48,039
when in fact you are not.

299
00:16:48,040 --> 00:16:49,759
I can see that now. Thank you.

300
00:16:49,760 --> 00:16:54,319
The basic problem is...
The basic problem, Ramesh, is this.

301
00:16:54,320 --> 00:16:56,359
This questionnaire.

302
00:16:56,360 --> 00:17:00,799
The measuring, the assessing,
the endless, tedious comparing!

303
00:17:00,800 --> 00:17:02,759
What he can't do,
especially what he can't do,

304
00:17:02,760 --> 00:17:05,039
measured against who? Against us?

305
00:17:05,040 --> 00:17:07,719
Against normal people? I mean,
look at us, are any of us normal?

306
00:17:07,720 --> 00:17:08,799
Eddie!

307
00:17:08,800 --> 00:17:10,360
Is this normal?

308
00:17:12,080 --> 00:17:16,320
It is mathematically impossible
to fold paper more than seven times.

309
00:17:18,440 --> 00:17:20,079
Did he sleep through?

310
00:17:20,080 --> 00:17:22,520
I don't think he slept through.

311
00:17:28,480 --> 00:17:29,840
Thanks, Ramesh.

312
00:17:31,000 --> 00:17:32,760
Think it's time I got going anyway.

313
00:17:34,400 --> 00:17:36,560
I promised Joe an ice cream
at the fell race.

314
00:17:51,960 --> 00:17:55,479
Have you noticed how her nipples
seem to follow you around the room?

315
00:17:55,480 --> 00:17:57,920
No, that must be a boy thing.

316
00:18:01,160 --> 00:18:03,679
So was it Eddie's flat that made
you want to come here

317
00:18:03,680 --> 00:18:05,600
or your interest in the history of art?

318
00:18:08,080 --> 00:18:12,239
It's nice, though, isn't it -
just doing nothing together?

319
00:18:12,240 --> 00:18:15,520
Yeah. Yeah, it is.

320
00:18:16,920 --> 00:18:19,160
That daughter of ours
might have had a point.

321
00:18:21,240 --> 00:18:24,320
But you can't tell me that there
isn't an elephant in the room.

322
00:18:33,400 --> 00:18:35,799
You just... You never mentioned
the Sophie thing again,

323
00:18:35,800 --> 00:18:39,039
so I thought you didn't want
to talk about it.

324
00:18:39,040 --> 00:18:41,239
No, I didn't. At first.

325
00:18:41,240 --> 00:18:43,559
But you felt something

326
00:18:43,560 --> 00:18:47,399
and clearly it was enough
to make you tell me.

327
00:18:47,400 --> 00:18:48,640
I loved the gig.

328
00:18:49,960 --> 00:18:51,359
Yeah, you said.

329
00:18:51,360 --> 00:18:53,320
I loved it for Joe in a daft way.

330
00:18:55,400 --> 00:19:01,320
I pictured him being there,
you know, in ten years' time.

331
00:19:04,720 --> 00:19:09,439
And it just felt like it was
OK for once,

332
00:19:09,440 --> 00:19:12,399
him growing up.

333
00:19:12,400 --> 00:19:13,440
Good.

334
00:19:15,960 --> 00:19:17,760
So...

335
00:19:19,480 --> 00:19:22,640
So when I dropped them off,
it felt familiar, it felt easy.

336
00:19:23,840 --> 00:19:27,120
And you thought Sophie might feel
familiar and easy too.

337
00:19:28,880 --> 00:19:30,959
It was a moment.

338
00:19:30,960 --> 00:19:33,599
And it was only a moment for me,
to be honest.

339
00:19:33,600 --> 00:19:35,559
Sophie didn't encourage me.

340
00:19:35,560 --> 00:19:37,639
She didn't... She didn't react.

341
00:19:37,640 --> 00:19:41,079
She just, she just...
She looked surprised.

342
00:19:41,080 --> 00:19:42,999
Yeah, I get that.

343
00:19:43,000 --> 00:19:44,079
I just...

344
00:19:44,080 --> 00:19:48,159
I just want to know what was
going on in your head.

345
00:19:48,160 --> 00:19:51,359
Well, when you find out,
will you tell me?

346
00:19:51,360 --> 00:19:54,440
Did she look like she needed
rescuing? Was that it?

347
00:19:56,600 --> 00:19:59,119
Was that what?

348
00:19:59,120 --> 00:20:02,880
Well, I looked like I needed
rescuing when we first got together.

349
00:20:05,160 --> 00:20:08,319
Single mum working in a bakery,
living with her parents.

350
00:20:08,320 --> 00:20:11,679
Most men would've run a mile.
Not you.

351
00:20:11,680 --> 00:20:14,519
Well, most men hadn't
tasted your novelty scones.

352
00:20:14,520 --> 00:20:19,479
I can see that Sophie might look
like a woman that needs rescuing,

353
00:20:19,480 --> 00:20:24,119
and I... I can see how that
would work for you.

354
00:20:24,120 --> 00:20:26,039
Except she's not you.

355
00:20:26,040 --> 00:20:27,600
I can see that you would get...

356
00:20:29,920 --> 00:20:33,399
...like, confused by me being away

357
00:20:33,400 --> 00:20:35,799
and you being there.

358
00:20:35,800 --> 00:20:37,359
I, I get that.

359
00:20:37,360 --> 00:20:39,359
Except she's not you.

360
00:20:39,360 --> 00:20:43,280
I can't say I'm happy about it
but... I get it.

361
00:20:46,560 --> 00:20:48,519
I just need...

362
00:20:48,520 --> 00:20:50,400
I just need to know if you get it.

363
00:20:52,840 --> 00:20:53,880
I do.

364
00:20:56,160 --> 00:20:57,560
I do.

365
00:20:59,160 --> 00:21:00,840
I'm sorry.

366
00:21:10,880 --> 00:21:14,799
Not long now till the sixth annual
Hightown Fell Race

367
00:21:14,800 --> 00:21:17,279
gets underway.

368
00:21:17,280 --> 00:21:18,319
Previous winners...

369
00:21:18,320 --> 00:21:20,399
This girlfriend of yours,
how serious is it?

370
00:21:20,400 --> 00:21:21,839
It's our first date.

371
00:21:21,840 --> 00:21:24,439
The thing is, you might think having
a woman in your life

372
00:21:24,440 --> 00:21:26,479
is the be-all and end-all,
but it isn't, you know?

373
00:21:26,480 --> 00:21:28,879
You spend half your time wondering
what they're thinking

374
00:21:28,880 --> 00:21:30,719
and the other half wondering
what they meant

375
00:21:30,720 --> 00:21:32,959
when they've told you what
they're thinking. Right.

376
00:21:32,960 --> 00:21:34,679
One minute they want you in their life,

377
00:21:34,680 --> 00:21:36,839
the next they're telling you
to back off. You see,

378
00:21:36,840 --> 00:21:39,279
you never know when you're
in the right or in the wrong.

379
00:21:39,280 --> 00:21:40,599
Yeah.

380
00:21:40,600 --> 00:21:43,359
But the main thing is, they know you
better than you know yourself,

381
00:21:43,360 --> 00:21:45,599
and the sooner you work that out,
the better.

382
00:21:45,600 --> 00:21:47,600
Hello, Ralph. Hello.

383
00:21:48,960 --> 00:21:52,559
Tension rising now
as we get near to race time.

384
00:21:52,560 --> 00:21:57,080
I want to hear a big cheer
as these men and women get going.

385
00:21:59,000 --> 00:22:02,759
First five minutes - goes on
on his own. This cover your losses?

386
00:22:02,760 --> 00:22:04,679
No skin off my nose.

387
00:22:04,680 --> 00:22:07,679
It's just he likes to...
Yeah, I know what he likes to do.

388
00:22:07,680 --> 00:22:09,480
I remember him from last year.

389
00:22:11,080 --> 00:22:12,639
Hiya, Ralph. You all right?

390
00:22:12,640 --> 00:22:14,359
Maurice is being strange.

391
00:22:14,360 --> 00:22:17,079
Well, he does get very fired up
for this kind of thing.

392
00:22:17,080 --> 00:22:18,599
That's not the reason.

393
00:22:18,600 --> 00:22:19,719
Oh?

394
00:22:19,720 --> 00:22:23,799
This year, we are proud to announce
that we are fully kitted-out

395
00:22:23,800 --> 00:22:26,759
with a brand-new defibrillator.

396
00:22:28,000 --> 00:22:31,239
Comes as welcome news to some more
than others, eh, Maurice?

397
00:22:31,240 --> 00:22:33,439
I'm only kiddin' you, fella!

398
00:22:33,440 --> 00:22:36,159
On the sound of the klaxon,
the race will begin.

399
00:22:36,160 --> 00:22:39,279
Good luck, everyone.
Rather you than me!

400
00:22:52,040 --> 00:22:53,679
Do you come here a lot?

401
00:22:53,680 --> 00:22:55,879
Cos these pigeons
seem to know you by name.

402
00:22:55,880 --> 00:22:58,319
I come to lectures at the university

403
00:22:58,320 --> 00:22:59,960
when Joe's at school.

404
00:23:03,320 --> 00:23:05,000
You gatecrash lectures?

405
00:23:06,360 --> 00:23:07,439
Since when?

406
00:23:07,440 --> 00:23:09,439
It started when I dropped in on Eddie,

407
00:23:09,440 --> 00:23:11,159
but then just kind of got hooked.

408
00:23:11,160 --> 00:23:13,639
It's something new,

409
00:23:13,640 --> 00:23:16,240
something I missed out on.

410
00:23:17,680 --> 00:23:19,639
Does that sound mad?

411
00:23:19,640 --> 00:23:21,040
What do you go and listen to?

412
00:23:22,600 --> 00:23:24,919
Psychology, Politics.

413
00:23:24,920 --> 00:23:26,680
Oh, embroidery...

414
00:23:28,280 --> 00:23:30,520
Well, it's a good job they do
girlie subjects.

415
00:23:33,280 --> 00:23:36,040
You just go and listen at the back?

416
00:23:38,000 --> 00:23:41,759
Joe's settled at his new school
and Rebecca'll go to uni

417
00:23:41,760 --> 00:23:43,999
and you've got the gastro pub,

418
00:23:44,000 --> 00:23:48,279
and we sold my diner so you could
expand and I'm completely over that.

419
00:23:48,280 --> 00:23:49,639
Clearly.

420
00:23:49,640 --> 00:23:54,639
Erm, but so, for me, what next?

421
00:23:54,640 --> 00:23:58,000
I have to do something, I can't...
I can't not do anything.

422
00:23:59,440 --> 00:24:01,640
Isn't it fair to just ask
what I might do now?

423
00:24:03,560 --> 00:24:05,199
Is that fair?

424
00:24:05,200 --> 00:24:08,279
Or does that scare you like everything
else seems to scare you these days.

425
00:24:08,280 --> 00:24:11,559
Are you asking this question
as a strong independent woman

426
00:24:11,560 --> 00:24:13,439
with something to offer the world,

427
00:24:13,440 --> 00:24:17,120
or are you asking this question as
my lovely little obedient wifey?

428
00:24:20,680 --> 00:24:22,599
You should go.

429
00:24:22,600 --> 00:24:25,920
You should. You should go
to university, you'd be great.

430
00:24:30,560 --> 00:24:32,520
You should do what you want.

431
00:24:45,560 --> 00:24:47,640
Here in Eddie's kitchen? Yes.

432
00:24:48,880 --> 00:24:51,559
Only maybe don't call it
Eddie's kitchen again.

433
00:24:51,560 --> 00:24:53,720
It's a bit of a passion
killer, you know.

434
00:24:56,760 --> 00:24:59,399
What?
No, no, no, it's fine.

435
00:24:59,400 --> 00:25:01,839
What?! Is that my copy?

436
00:25:01,840 --> 00:25:05,200
It's my copy of The Wedding Present,
The Complete Peel Sessions.

437
00:25:10,280 --> 00:25:14,119
It's all right, I can... We can take
our time, you know?

438
00:25:14,120 --> 00:25:16,039
Yeah! No, I know, I know!

439
00:25:16,040 --> 00:25:20,599
OK, you might want to try and sound
just a tiny bit less defensive.

440
00:25:20,600 --> 00:25:23,120
Sorry. It's just... Come on.

441
00:25:28,200 --> 00:25:31,679
Just feels like we're trying a bit
too hard. Yeah, let's just...

442
00:25:31,680 --> 00:25:34,479
Come on. Let's just be spontaneous.
We can do it.

443
00:25:34,480 --> 00:25:37,359
Which is actually not that
spontaneous. Yeah, yeah, yeah, OK.

444
00:25:37,360 --> 00:25:40,359
You've made your point. I'm getting
the spontaneous thing. All right.

445
00:25:40,360 --> 00:25:42,559
All right, I'm joking.
Well, forgive me for feeling

446
00:25:42,560 --> 00:25:44,599
just a tiny bit rejected by the fact

447
00:25:44,600 --> 00:25:48,039
that a little awkwardness is enough
to stop us making love.

448
00:25:48,040 --> 00:25:50,479
It's like the timer thing, you know.

449
00:25:50,480 --> 00:25:53,839
If it comes down to it,
you're not exactly relaxed.

450
00:25:53,840 --> 00:25:58,399
We have just been talking about you
being attracted to someone else.

451
00:25:58,400 --> 00:26:00,199
And you said that you got it.

452
00:26:00,200 --> 00:26:02,199
I got it.

453
00:26:02,200 --> 00:26:05,039
It still hurt like hell.

454
00:26:05,040 --> 00:26:07,999
"I felt more at home with her
than I do with you."

455
00:26:08,000 --> 00:26:10,159
For a moment. I said for a moment!

456
00:26:10,160 --> 00:26:13,119
Even for a moment, don't you think
that stings just a little bit?

457
00:26:13,120 --> 00:26:15,439
OK.

458
00:26:15,440 --> 00:26:19,559
I see. Do you? Oh, good. OK, well,
let's not go to Relate then

459
00:26:19,560 --> 00:26:21,159
because Paul "sees".

460
00:26:21,160 --> 00:26:23,399
So this is the argument
we're having, is it?

461
00:26:23,400 --> 00:26:25,359
Not the one where I explained everything

462
00:26:25,360 --> 00:26:26,759
and you said that you got it.

463
00:26:26,760 --> 00:26:29,679
We're having the real row now,
are we? Well, Eddie was right.

464
00:26:29,680 --> 00:26:32,919
I shouldn't have said anything.
Eddie?

465
00:26:32,920 --> 00:26:35,279
When did you talk to Eddie about it?

466
00:26:35,280 --> 00:26:39,360
I did the right thing,
Alison! I told you the truth.

467
00:26:40,960 --> 00:26:45,120
OK, so I have to be OK?
What is this...

468
00:26:46,880 --> 00:26:48,559
...emotional plea bargaining?

469
00:26:48,560 --> 00:26:49,720
Yep. You found me out.

470
00:26:51,840 --> 00:26:53,279
And as for your actual feelings,

471
00:26:53,280 --> 00:26:55,079
I'm just going to have to guess, am I?

472
00:26:55,080 --> 00:26:57,759
Well, don't guess too hard, eh,
cos you might just get them right

473
00:26:57,760 --> 00:26:59,519
and then we really would be in the shit.

474
00:27:11,840 --> 00:27:15,160
? A fiction romance
I love this love story

475
00:27:17,680 --> 00:27:21,600
? That never seems
to happen in my life... ?

476
00:27:26,360 --> 00:27:30,279
Have you calmed down now? I was
merely expressing my frustration.

477
00:27:30,280 --> 00:27:32,239
We were all aware of your frustrations,

478
00:27:32,240 --> 00:27:33,879
especially the other children.

479
00:27:33,880 --> 00:27:36,719
All right, all right.
It's just so, like, reductive.

480
00:27:36,720 --> 00:27:37,799
That's all I meant.

481
00:27:37,800 --> 00:27:40,439
If you put all these ingredients
in a cake and baked it,

482
00:27:40,440 --> 00:27:42,079
Joe wouldn't come out, would he?

483
00:27:42,080 --> 00:27:43,799
You know how I feel about metaphor.

484
00:27:43,800 --> 00:27:47,439
Yeah, it's just a big list
of his failures.

485
00:27:47,440 --> 00:27:50,119
How would you feel if that was Emily?

486
00:27:50,120 --> 00:27:54,199
And as a man who's suffered failures
of his own, you feel that keenly.

487
00:27:54,200 --> 00:27:55,559
I see that.

488
00:27:55,560 --> 00:27:58,159
I was pretty sure
I could nail it in a day.

489
00:27:58,160 --> 00:28:01,879
A day you could've been spending
with your Manchester girlfriend.

490
00:28:01,880 --> 00:28:03,559
Well, yes.

491
00:28:03,560 --> 00:28:05,879
But you were clearly enjoying
yourself too much here.

492
00:28:05,880 --> 00:28:08,600
It was fun. It is fun.

493
00:28:12,240 --> 00:28:14,240
Worth missing out on a night of passion?

494
00:28:15,720 --> 00:28:17,799
I would've been sharing a bedroom
with Emily,

495
00:28:17,800 --> 00:28:18,919
just so you know.

496
00:28:18,920 --> 00:28:21,040
It's none of my business,
just so you know.

497
00:28:22,640 --> 00:28:23,759
Right.

498
00:28:23,760 --> 00:28:26,479
Who we see. Who we don't see.
Who we sleep with.

499
00:28:26,480 --> 00:28:28,639
Who we don't sleep with.
I know that.

500
00:28:28,640 --> 00:28:32,200
I mean...
I said I know that, all right?

501
00:29:03,200 --> 00:29:05,679
You guys seen Grandad come through yet?

502
00:29:05,680 --> 00:29:06,719
No, I haven't.

503
00:29:06,720 --> 00:29:09,640
That bloke from Kendal he always
beats came through ages ago.

504
00:29:12,960 --> 00:29:14,639
Why would I need to know anything

505
00:29:14,640 --> 00:29:16,919
about who you are
and aren't sleeping with?

506
00:29:16,920 --> 00:29:18,800
I wasn't offering that information.

507
00:29:19,880 --> 00:29:23,999
But, for the record, I haven't slept
with anyone since you left.

508
00:29:24,000 --> 00:29:26,039
Good, but I don't care!

509
00:29:26,040 --> 00:29:27,840
I'm glad we sorted that out!

510
00:29:29,680 --> 00:29:32,119
Come on, Joe, let's see
if we can cheer Grandad on.

511
00:29:32,120 --> 00:29:34,919
Side by side!
They're crossing the line together!

512
00:29:34,920 --> 00:29:37,600
Very sporting, lads! Very sporting!

513
00:29:41,600 --> 00:29:43,720
Dad?

514
00:29:44,800 --> 00:29:46,360
Dad?

515
00:29:51,280 --> 00:29:53,680
Dad, are you OK?

516
00:29:55,120 --> 00:29:56,799
I just fancied taking in the view.

517
00:29:56,800 --> 00:30:01,199
And in the end, really, you know,
what's the point?

518
00:30:01,200 --> 00:30:03,519
What about your big finish?

519
00:30:03,520 --> 00:30:05,879
Are you talking about death?

520
00:30:05,880 --> 00:30:08,879
I was talking about sprinting past
the skinny guy from Kendal

521
00:30:08,880 --> 00:30:10,319
in the last 100 metres, but...

522
00:30:10,320 --> 00:30:13,239
Shouldn't you be in Manchester by now?

523
00:30:13,240 --> 00:30:14,280
Had to stay.

524
00:30:16,320 --> 00:30:18,279
You didn't, though, did you?

525
00:30:18,280 --> 00:30:20,040
You wanted to.

526
00:30:27,880 --> 00:30:29,119
Are you sure you're OK?

527
00:30:29,120 --> 00:30:31,480
It's just,
you're usually so competitive.

528
00:30:33,520 --> 00:30:36,799
You're sitting out a fell race
and I'm hurling push bikes around.

529
00:30:36,800 --> 00:30:40,960
Is this it? You're turning into me
and I'm turning into you?

530
00:30:42,400 --> 00:30:45,480
I'm sorry to tell you this, son,
but you're the sane one here.

531
00:30:50,200 --> 00:30:53,000
Run, Forrest, run!

532
00:30:55,240 --> 00:30:57,759
My feet don't hurt, do they?

533
00:31:08,240 --> 00:31:11,839
And here, last but not least,

534
00:31:11,840 --> 00:31:16,399
local brewer and full-time
fell runner Maurice Scott.

535
00:31:16,400 --> 00:31:18,119
Come on, Grandad!

536
00:31:18,120 --> 00:31:20,039
Well done, Maurice!

537
00:31:20,040 --> 00:31:23,439
? If she were there I'd hold her down

538
00:31:23,440 --> 00:31:26,759
? I'll push her under while she drowns

539
00:31:26,760 --> 00:31:30,159
? And couldn't breathe and call for air

540
00:31:30,160 --> 00:31:33,439
? She doesn't care for my despair

541
00:31:33,440 --> 00:31:37,799
? Or is it me?

542
00:31:37,800 --> 00:31:40,999
? Or the one that's wrong

543
00:31:41,000 --> 00:31:44,319
? You see it in the sea

544
00:31:44,320 --> 00:31:47,240
? River Cool's where I belong... ?

545
00:31:58,800 --> 00:32:01,760
Didn't think anybody could look
worse than me today, Maurice.

546
00:32:04,320 --> 00:32:08,520
The day Sandra died, I went out
to the garage and serviced the car.

547
00:32:11,720 --> 00:32:12,919
Sorry?

548
00:32:12,920 --> 00:32:15,959
Brake pads, filters, oil change -

549
00:32:15,960 --> 00:32:18,079
the lot.

550
00:32:18,080 --> 00:32:19,520
Right.

551
00:32:21,440 --> 00:32:24,999
Grief,
it takes people in different ways.

552
00:32:25,000 --> 00:32:27,319
Maurice, I'm really tired.

553
00:32:27,320 --> 00:32:30,759
I know, I'm sorry.
I won't keep you long.

554
00:32:30,760 --> 00:32:35,200
I came to say you were right,
what you said.

555
00:32:36,960 --> 00:32:40,839
I am trying to save Sandra
again by helping you

556
00:32:40,840 --> 00:32:42,960
and helping you brings it all back.

557
00:32:44,640 --> 00:32:48,000
And it's hard sometimes not to think
I'll do it better this time.

558
00:32:49,720 --> 00:32:56,160
And, er, me helping you is me
sticking two fingers up to cancer.

559
00:32:58,880 --> 00:33:02,680
Part of me will always be stuck
there, by Sandra's bed.

560
00:33:04,520 --> 00:33:06,119
But you really need to hear this.

561
00:33:06,120 --> 00:33:08,680
I don't want you to come
through this for Sandra.

562
00:33:10,440 --> 00:33:13,279
I want you to come through this
because you're you.

563
00:33:13,280 --> 00:33:15,200
Nobody else.

564
00:33:16,320 --> 00:33:18,560
I want this for you.

565
00:33:20,400 --> 00:33:23,000
And I want you to be there for me...

566
00:33:24,440 --> 00:33:26,199
...after,

567
00:33:26,200 --> 00:33:27,880
taking the piss...

568
00:33:30,560 --> 00:33:34,719
...making me think things
I've never thought before,

569
00:33:34,720 --> 00:33:36,639
rattling me cage.

570
00:33:36,640 --> 00:33:41,039
And I might have blown it
right here, now,

571
00:33:41,040 --> 00:33:44,759
and if I have,
it'll knock me bow-legged, but...

572
00:33:44,760 --> 00:33:47,120
...at least I've said it.

573
00:33:57,400 --> 00:34:01,359
I'll say this for you, Maurice,
you're full of surprises.

574
00:34:01,360 --> 00:34:03,600
Nobody's ever said that to me before.

575
00:34:05,240 --> 00:34:07,199
And now I have to go and throw up.

576
00:34:07,200 --> 00:34:08,640
Right.

577
00:34:41,000 --> 00:34:44,480
Can you stop that? I'm just...
I'm trying to concentrate.

578
00:34:48,960 --> 00:34:53,480
On what? It's Sophie's appeal
for Mark's school.

579
00:34:56,560 --> 00:35:01,079
Are you doing that cos you want to
or to prove a point?

580
00:35:01,080 --> 00:35:02,720
Doing it because it needs doing.

581
00:35:04,800 --> 00:35:06,519
Sorry, that was a shit thing to say.

582
00:35:06,520 --> 00:35:08,919
It's all right.

583
00:35:08,920 --> 00:35:11,960
I'll file it away with all the other
shit things you've said.

584
00:35:14,120 --> 00:35:16,399
So how do you think
the weekend's going so far

585
00:35:16,400 --> 00:35:18,719
on a scale of bad to disastrous?

586
00:35:22,280 --> 00:35:23,520
Hey, Eddie.

587
00:35:25,000 --> 00:35:27,759
No. No,

588
00:35:27,760 --> 00:35:30,399
you're not interrupting anything.

589
00:35:30,400 --> 00:35:31,879
No.

590
00:35:31,880 --> 00:35:35,039
Oh, I've got a horrible feeling
they're in the car.

591
00:35:35,040 --> 00:35:36,959
Joe's lost one of his trainers.

592
00:35:36,960 --> 00:35:38,959
I think we've got his spares?
Yeah, they are.

593
00:35:38,960 --> 00:35:41,399
They're in the car,
I could smell them on the way here.

594
00:35:41,400 --> 00:35:45,599
We've got one and he's a bit upset,
asking for special trainers.

595
00:35:45,600 --> 00:35:47,239
Just wondered what he means

596
00:35:47,240 --> 00:35:49,960
or how I can persuade him
that shoes are just as good.

597
00:35:51,680 --> 00:35:53,799
It'll be fine, I'm sure.

598
00:35:53,800 --> 00:35:57,279
All right, thanks for letting me
know, Eddie. Just leave it with me.

599
00:35:57,280 --> 00:35:58,519
I'll speak to you in a bit.

600
00:35:58,520 --> 00:36:01,440
All right, bye.

601
00:36:06,800 --> 00:36:09,799
I mean, he won't settle
if he doesn't have his trainers.

602
00:36:09,800 --> 00:36:12,160
Not once the idea's in his head.
You know what he's like.

603
00:36:13,960 --> 00:36:15,279
Yeah.

604
00:36:15,280 --> 00:36:16,760
Yeah, we should go.

605
00:36:18,120 --> 00:36:21,399
Eddie'll have a nightmare otherwise.

606
00:36:21,400 --> 00:36:24,320
It's a good job we didn't unpack.
Yeah, exactly.

607
00:36:29,120 --> 00:36:30,640
Stop the car.

608
00:36:31,920 --> 00:36:32,959
What?

609
00:36:32,960 --> 00:36:34,239
Stop the car.

610
00:36:46,920 --> 00:36:49,679
I thought we were... I thought
we were in a rush to get home!

611
00:36:49,680 --> 00:36:51,759
We are. We are. Just...
Deadlines just do it for me.

612
00:36:51,760 --> 00:36:53,359
I was the same at school.

613
00:36:53,360 --> 00:36:54,959
All right.

614
00:36:54,960 --> 00:36:56,640
Now you're starting to worry me.

615
00:37:02,880 --> 00:37:04,320
Oof!

616
00:37:06,960 --> 00:37:09,199
Well, as the old proverb goes,

617
00:37:09,200 --> 00:37:11,999
"The couple that shag in the car

618
00:37:12,000 --> 00:37:15,920
"make light work
of the relationship shit."

619
00:37:18,240 --> 00:37:20,360
Not sure we're quite there yet, are we?

620
00:37:31,680 --> 00:37:32,919
Ralph!

621
00:37:32,920 --> 00:37:34,960
Ralph! Hang on a bit.

622
00:37:37,360 --> 00:37:39,279
Can I have a word?

623
00:37:39,280 --> 00:37:41,359
Oh, here, take that.
Payment for today,

624
00:37:41,360 --> 00:37:44,239
in case the pair of you want
to go for a drink or anything.

625
00:37:44,240 --> 00:37:45,799
You don't want to come, do you?

626
00:37:45,800 --> 00:37:47,119
Ha! No, no, you're all right.

627
00:37:47,120 --> 00:37:48,759
Thank you.
Thank you.

628
00:37:48,760 --> 00:37:51,040
Nice to meet you, love.
Come here.

629
00:37:52,720 --> 00:37:54,559
If it does get serious

630
00:37:54,560 --> 00:37:57,279
and you need another bloke
to talk to, I can be that bloke.

631
00:37:57,280 --> 00:37:58,799
Right.

632
00:37:58,800 --> 00:38:00,719
You know, condoms and all that.
Right.

633
00:38:00,720 --> 00:38:03,799
Cos if you're too embarrassed
to buy 'em, I can do it.

634
00:38:03,800 --> 00:38:06,479
It's all right.
No, the thing is with condoms

635
00:38:06,480 --> 00:38:08,719
is, like, you have
to practise beforehand.

636
00:38:08,720 --> 00:38:10,039
It's like when you put a glove on

637
00:38:10,040 --> 00:38:11,799
and you can't get your fingers
to the end?

638
00:38:11,800 --> 00:38:14,080
There's more to life than sex, Maurice.

639
00:38:22,520 --> 00:38:24,800
Eddie? Big tick for hopping!

640
00:38:37,000 --> 00:38:38,839
Hey!

641
00:38:38,840 --> 00:38:40,439
Hello, matey.

642
00:38:40,440 --> 00:38:41,719
Hello, love.

643
00:38:41,720 --> 00:38:43,039
Did you go to school?

644
00:38:43,040 --> 00:38:46,319
No, we were in Manchester,
but we weren't at school.

645
00:38:46,320 --> 00:38:48,759
Look what I found in the car.

646
00:38:48,760 --> 00:38:51,399
You're back already. What happened?

647
00:38:51,400 --> 00:38:53,599
Eddie? What you still doing here?

648
00:38:53,600 --> 00:38:55,959
Got dragged into family life,
you know how it is.

649
00:38:55,960 --> 00:38:57,720
More to the point, why are you here?

650
00:39:00,320 --> 00:39:03,079
All right. I'll try
and salvage some of my weekend then.

651
00:39:03,080 --> 00:39:05,279
Thanks, Eddie, for lending us your flat!

652
00:39:05,280 --> 00:39:06,640
I'll see you Monday night.

653
00:39:08,400 --> 00:39:11,079
Now then, young man,
what have you been up to?

654
00:39:11,080 --> 00:39:13,679
What did you do today?
Did you have a nice time?

655
00:39:13,680 --> 00:39:14,879
Neat, Neat, Neat.

656
00:39:14,880 --> 00:39:17,759
The Damned. 1977.

657
00:39:17,760 --> 00:39:21,480
Emily did a poo.
"Good Lord, Nicola, I need oxygen."

658
00:39:22,800 --> 00:39:25,879
Is that what Uncle Eddie said?
What else happened?

659
00:39:25,880 --> 00:39:27,320
Hmm?

660
00:39:31,720 --> 00:39:33,360
So have you had a row then or what?

661
00:39:34,720 --> 00:39:36,999
We just couldn't settle at Eddie's.

662
00:39:37,000 --> 00:39:40,359
Loose women calling round
day and night. Drug dealers.

663
00:39:40,360 --> 00:39:43,399
Stop it.
Eddie's been great this weekend.

664
00:39:43,400 --> 00:39:48,160
Teaching Joe to ride a bike,
I hear? How did it go?

665
00:39:53,360 --> 00:39:56,199
See, you just keep...
You keep pedalling, keep pedalling,

666
00:39:56,200 --> 00:39:57,879
and the bike will take care of you.

667
00:39:57,880 --> 00:40:00,559
He looks like a bear on a unicycle.
Stop it.

668
00:40:00,560 --> 00:40:03,159
Please tell me
that Eddie doesn't succeed.

669
00:40:03,160 --> 00:40:06,159
You'd rather Joe couldn't ride
a bike than admit another man

670
00:40:06,160 --> 00:40:08,799
could teach him?

671
00:40:08,800 --> 00:40:12,199
Joe, can you ride a bike yet?

672
00:40:12,200 --> 00:40:13,240
I can ride a bike.

673
00:40:14,320 --> 00:40:17,239
Well, nearly, nearly.

674
00:40:17,240 --> 00:40:18,839
I'm going to get you out on that bike

675
00:40:18,840 --> 00:40:20,959
and you'll be riding
like Bradley Wiggins.

676
00:40:20,960 --> 00:40:22,519
Come and have a look, Mum.

677
00:40:22,520 --> 00:40:23,759
Oh, I'll look later, love.

678
00:40:23,760 --> 00:40:27,320
Come on, you ready, you ready?

679
00:40:29,000 --> 00:40:31,320
Ooh. Presents. Presents! Yes!

680
00:40:32,520 --> 00:40:38,000
OK. Joseph. Look!

681
00:40:45,800 --> 00:40:47,240
I like dinosaurs, don't I?

682
00:40:49,920 --> 00:40:53,039
Ooh, I got them in a bit of a hurry

683
00:40:53,040 --> 00:40:55,439
but it's the thought that counts,
doesn't it? Really?

684
00:40:55,440 --> 00:40:57,239
I don't like big, big chocolate, do I?

685
00:40:57,240 --> 00:41:01,719
Right I've just got to run
this stuff over to Sophie's.

686
00:41:01,720 --> 00:41:04,559
Thanks for holding the fort, love,
and for looking after Joe.

687
00:41:04,560 --> 00:41:06,040
For all of eight hours.

688
00:41:10,040 --> 00:41:11,240
Come on.

689
00:41:13,680 --> 00:41:16,439
See, you just keep pedalling,
and you keep pedalling,

690
00:41:16,440 --> 00:41:18,160
and the bike will take care of you.

691
00:41:19,520 --> 00:41:20,679
I've done that.

692
00:41:20,680 --> 00:41:27,000
? Working, keep on working,
keep on working, keep on working. ?

693
00:41:28,720 --> 00:41:31,879
No point taking her now.
Half the weekend's gone.

694
00:41:31,880 --> 00:41:33,520
Stay for your tea at least.

695
00:41:34,600 --> 00:41:36,279
Fish fingers and mayonnaise.

696
00:41:36,280 --> 00:41:38,999
If I go now,
I'll get back for the evening.

697
00:41:39,000 --> 00:41:42,319
Go on. I could practise
my new presentation.

698
00:41:42,320 --> 00:41:45,039
I've done it for Emily
but her feedback's a bit limited.

699
00:41:45,040 --> 00:41:46,799
Doggy. Raggy.

700
00:41:46,800 --> 00:41:49,599
You can't really say "Doggy" and
"Raggy" and still sound angry.

701
00:41:49,600 --> 00:41:50,759
It's incongruous.

702
00:41:50,760 --> 00:41:53,959
I'm sorry about earlier.
I don't know why...

703
00:41:53,960 --> 00:41:56,199
I didn't mean to upset you.

704
00:41:56,200 --> 00:41:59,119
It's just that... I spent
a long time getting over you.

705
00:41:59,120 --> 00:42:02,919
Getting to this... where we can be
mates. And Emily's parents.

706
00:42:02,920 --> 00:42:05,279
Yeah. Me too.

707
00:42:05,280 --> 00:42:06,439
I just don't want confusing

708
00:42:06,440 --> 00:42:08,199
by caring about
who you're sleeping with.

709
00:42:08,200 --> 00:42:09,919
And I know I shouldn't care, but I do.

710
00:42:09,920 --> 00:42:12,959
Even though you're sleeping
with other women? I'm not.

711
00:42:12,960 --> 00:42:14,999
Oh.
Not for lack of opportunity.

712
00:42:15,000 --> 00:42:16,399
No, no, of course not.

713
00:42:16,400 --> 00:42:18,199
Oh, dear me, no.

714
00:42:18,200 --> 00:42:19,679
The, er, Robotics Study Group

715
00:42:19,680 --> 00:42:21,880
is known as "Stud Central"
in the Union bar.

716
00:42:23,520 --> 00:42:24,919
I suppose I should be flattered.

717
00:42:24,920 --> 00:42:27,359
You're kind of missing the point.

718
00:42:27,360 --> 00:42:29,919
As a sensitive lad growing up
under Maurice's roof,

719
00:42:29,920 --> 00:42:32,999
your sexual confidence might not
necessarily be sky-high.

720
00:42:33,000 --> 00:42:35,079
Really?
You always seemed confident with me.

721
00:42:35,080 --> 00:42:37,399
And... Did I? Did I, really?

722
00:42:37,400 --> 00:42:40,319
Yeah. Oh, good.
Might just leave that there then.

723
00:42:40,320 --> 00:42:42,360
Go out on a high point.

724
00:42:43,880 --> 00:42:46,319
Look, the reason I haven't slept
with anyone since you

725
00:42:46,320 --> 00:42:48,520
is partly exhaustion but, mainly...

726
00:42:49,600 --> 00:42:52,879
...because I haven't met anyone
I liked as much as you,

727
00:42:52,880 --> 00:42:55,079
so what would be the point?

728
00:42:55,080 --> 00:42:57,079
Practice?

729
00:42:57,080 --> 00:43:00,119
I don't think I'll forget
what goes where.

730
00:43:00,120 --> 00:43:02,199
Like riding a bike.

731
00:43:02,200 --> 00:43:04,879
Oh, that hurts.

732
00:43:04,880 --> 00:43:07,559
It was nice today.

733
00:43:07,560 --> 00:43:09,839
You make it easier and Emily loves it.

734
00:43:09,840 --> 00:43:12,159
Is that why you kept tricking me
into staying longer?

735
00:43:12,160 --> 00:43:14,239
I didn't ask you to stay.

736
00:43:14,240 --> 00:43:16,599
You just couldn't leave
that questionnaire behind.

737
00:43:16,600 --> 00:43:19,319
Hmm. That bloody thing.
What does it prove?

738
00:43:19,320 --> 00:43:21,079
I mean, look at you.

739
00:43:21,080 --> 00:43:24,640
GP, young child, beautiful home,
on good terms with her ex.

740
00:43:25,920 --> 00:43:28,199
On paper, you've got it all.
And?

741
00:43:28,200 --> 00:43:30,799
And you'd be the first to admit
you're as insecure

742
00:43:30,800 --> 00:43:32,919
and screwed up as everybody else.

743
00:43:32,920 --> 00:43:35,519
I suspect your defensiveness
about this process

744
00:43:35,520 --> 00:43:37,639
masks an underlying insecurity.

745
00:43:37,640 --> 00:43:40,679
Is that to go along with
my very obvious surface insecurity?

746
00:43:40,680 --> 00:43:43,600
I thought we'd established
you were actually confident.

747
00:43:45,000 --> 00:43:48,439
Oh, bloody hell. Holly!
This is a shock... surprise.

748
00:43:48,440 --> 00:43:49,640
A nice surprise.

749
00:43:50,920 --> 00:43:52,639
I thought I'd find you here.

750
00:43:52,640 --> 00:43:54,959
This young lady came to my house,
er, looking for you.

751
00:43:54,960 --> 00:43:56,999
I prayed for it to happen
in your teenage years

752
00:43:57,000 --> 00:43:58,520
but, er, better late than never.

753
00:44:03,280 --> 00:44:05,119
Hi, I'm Holly,

754
00:44:05,120 --> 00:44:07,120
Eddie's girlfriend from Manchester.

755
00:44:08,240 --> 00:44:10,639
Eddie's Manchester girlfriend.

756
00:44:10,640 --> 00:44:11,680
I'm Nicola.

757
00:44:16,000 --> 00:44:18,280
Well, this is all very modern, hey?

758
00:44:20,760 --> 00:44:22,800
Very, er, modern.

759
00:44:24,280 --> 00:44:27,279
Next time you drive up,
take the Kendal turning off the M6

760
00:44:27,280 --> 00:44:28,319
then the A590.

761
00:44:28,320 --> 00:44:30,559
It's quicker at the weekend.

762
00:44:30,560 --> 00:44:32,360
Thank you. I'll remember that.

763
00:44:33,400 --> 00:44:34,479
She all right?

764
00:44:34,480 --> 00:44:35,639
Snoring like Grandad.

765
00:44:35,640 --> 00:44:37,720
Farting like Grandad.

766
00:44:38,760 --> 00:44:41,079
So, Eddie tells me
you're in medicine too.

767
00:44:41,080 --> 00:44:42,679
I'm an anaesthetist.

768
00:44:42,680 --> 00:44:44,199
That's how we met.

769
00:44:44,200 --> 00:44:47,559
I came round from a minor operation
and found myself in a bar with her.

770
00:44:47,560 --> 00:44:49,519
He's always had a weakness
for medical types.

771
00:44:49,520 --> 00:44:51,599
Fell over a lot as a child.

772
00:44:51,600 --> 00:44:53,279
Eddie made that joke on our first date.

773
00:44:53,280 --> 00:44:56,399
Did he? Ah, well, now you know
where he heard it first.

774
00:44:56,400 --> 00:44:58,080
And our third. Did I?

775
00:45:00,720 --> 00:45:02,639
Sorry, I didn't know you had visitors.

776
00:45:02,640 --> 00:45:05,959
She doesn't. I think
it's about time we got going anyway.

777
00:45:05,960 --> 00:45:07,559
Oh, sorry. Rebecca, this is Holly.

778
00:45:07,560 --> 00:45:09,719
Oh, right,
Eddie's Manchester girlfriend.

779
00:45:09,720 --> 00:45:11,559
I prefer Holly.

780
00:45:11,560 --> 00:45:12,680
Course, sorry.

781
00:45:14,000 --> 00:45:16,480
Well, thanks for helping out
with Joe all day.

782
00:45:17,760 --> 00:45:19,199
And thanks for not minding.

783
00:45:19,200 --> 00:45:20,560
I did mind actually.

784
00:45:21,600 --> 00:45:22,800
But I understood.

785
00:45:24,280 --> 00:45:25,320
Exactly.

786
00:45:31,960 --> 00:45:33,000
Bye-bye.

787
00:45:41,080 --> 00:45:43,199
He didn't want to go.

788
00:45:43,200 --> 00:45:45,639
I think he couldn't get
out of the door quick enough.

789
00:45:45,640 --> 00:45:46,879
Only cos it was awkward.

790
00:45:46,880 --> 00:45:49,920
Am I really like her?
I thought she was quite annoying.

791
00:45:51,000 --> 00:45:52,279
She's not as pretty as you.

792
00:45:52,280 --> 00:45:55,279
Rebecca, we're grown women,
we don't do the comparison thing.

793
00:45:55,280 --> 00:45:56,879
It's demeaning.

794
00:45:56,880 --> 00:45:59,039
No, of course, but I know my stuff.

795
00:45:59,040 --> 00:46:01,239
And, I tell you,
you and Eddie should be a family

796
00:46:01,240 --> 00:46:02,440
and I can make it happen.

797
00:46:03,440 --> 00:46:05,279
That's very kind,

798
00:46:05,280 --> 00:46:07,519
but in three months' time
you'll be at Bristol Uni

799
00:46:07,520 --> 00:46:10,679
having an emotional crisis
of your own. No, I won't.

800
00:46:10,680 --> 00:46:11,919
I've binned the offer.

801
00:46:11,920 --> 00:46:13,560
I'm not going to university.

802
00:46:14,640 --> 00:46:15,880
I'm not going anywhere.

803
00:46:21,920 --> 00:46:25,159
Hiya. I know, it's not my idea
of a great Saturday night either

804
00:46:25,160 --> 00:46:27,919
but are you free just to go through
some of this stuff?

805
00:46:27,920 --> 00:46:29,800
Yeah. Yeah, course I am. Come in.

806
00:46:33,520 --> 00:46:36,119
If Mark's to get the college to
take him, it's all in the wording.

807
00:46:36,120 --> 00:46:38,359
If he needs one-to-one maths
support eight hours a week,

808
00:46:38,360 --> 00:46:39,559
quiet space, dancing girls,

809
00:46:39,560 --> 00:46:41,279
then we write that in
and let them fight it.

810
00:46:41,280 --> 00:46:42,919
We do not let the Council suggest stuff

811
00:46:42,920 --> 00:46:44,879
because they will suggest
the bare minimum

812
00:46:44,880 --> 00:46:46,799
and then say
they can't even give you that.

813
00:46:46,800 --> 00:46:48,719
What, why are you looking so worried?

814
00:46:48,720 --> 00:46:51,039
Because if you don't stop soon
and take a breath

815
00:46:51,040 --> 00:46:53,799
you're going to explode and make
a mess of the carpet. Sorry.

816
00:46:53,800 --> 00:46:56,879
Sorry. I'm just really fired up
about this stuff right now.

817
00:46:56,880 --> 00:46:58,079
I know. And thanks.

818
00:46:58,080 --> 00:47:00,559
Also, you need to get Mark
to write about what he wants,

819
00:47:00,560 --> 00:47:01,639
in his own words.

820
00:47:01,640 --> 00:47:03,239
Cos it's harder to say no to him

821
00:47:03,240 --> 00:47:05,919
than some angry mother
waving bits of paper around.

822
00:47:08,160 --> 00:47:10,599
Is that Mark?

823
00:47:10,600 --> 00:47:12,400
I really, really hope so.

824
00:47:13,680 --> 00:47:15,399
I'll tell him
to ease up on the kick pedal.

825
00:47:15,400 --> 00:47:17,759
Oh, no, no, no! You don't have to...

826
00:47:17,760 --> 00:47:19,319
Mark!

827
00:47:20,800 --> 00:47:23,279
Mark!

828
00:47:24,480 --> 00:47:26,159
Mark!

829
00:47:35,360 --> 00:47:36,799
Success.

830
00:47:50,280 --> 00:47:52,239
This is the only double bed in the house

831
00:47:52,240 --> 00:47:55,279
so I'm thinking you'll be
more comfortable in here.

832
00:47:55,280 --> 00:47:57,520
We won't be needing a double bed, Dad.

833
00:47:58,520 --> 00:47:59,679
Oh, right.

834
00:47:59,680 --> 00:48:02,480
What I mean is we can't let you
give up your bed for us.

835
00:48:03,480 --> 00:48:04,639
Suit yourself

836
00:48:04,640 --> 00:48:07,840
but, just so you know, I'm having
your bed, so it's going to be snug.

837
00:48:19,280 --> 00:48:24,240
Well, as Freudian nightmares go,
this is right up there.

838
00:48:26,720 --> 00:48:29,079
Mum and Dad came back
from Manchester early,

839
00:48:29,080 --> 00:48:30,559
so it can't be good, can it?

840
00:48:30,560 --> 00:48:31,800
No. Well...

841
00:48:33,160 --> 00:48:35,199
...it is quite hard to keep
a marriage on track

842
00:48:35,200 --> 00:48:37,079
when you're living in separate cities.

843
00:48:37,080 --> 00:48:39,839
Right! So what if everything
falls apart when I'm not here?

844
00:48:39,840 --> 00:48:42,399
We all like to think
we're indispensable to our families

845
00:48:42,400 --> 00:48:43,839
but the truth is, none of us are.

846
00:48:43,840 --> 00:48:45,960
It's different for me, though,
isn't it? There's Joe for a start.

847
00:48:46,060 --> 00:48:47,160
Joe will be fine.

848
00:48:49,080 --> 00:48:51,959
Not everyone gets him. James didn't.

849
00:48:51,960 --> 00:48:53,879
Becca, you're 19 years old.

850
00:48:53,880 --> 00:48:56,919
None of this is your responsibility.

851
00:48:56,920 --> 00:48:58,879
You don't get it, it is.

852
00:48:58,880 --> 00:49:01,039
You're bound to have
attachment anxieties

853
00:49:01,040 --> 00:49:02,559
given your family situation.

854
00:49:02,560 --> 00:49:05,359
What? No. I'm not a case study,
Nicola.

855
00:49:05,360 --> 00:49:07,919
We're all case studies in the end.

856
00:49:07,920 --> 00:49:10,199
That's what Eddie
was so angry about. Oh,

857
00:49:10,200 --> 00:49:13,599
I thought Eddie was angry cos he
couldn't teach Joe to ride his bike.

858
00:49:13,600 --> 00:49:15,960
We want the world to see us
as we see ourselves.

859
00:49:17,160 --> 00:49:20,719
And we delude ourselves
every day in order to survive.

860
00:49:20,720 --> 00:49:23,040
Who are we talking about now?
Me or you?

861
00:49:25,080 --> 00:49:27,480
See? You're smart.

862
00:49:28,520 --> 00:49:30,200
Just go to university.

863
00:49:35,320 --> 00:49:38,679
Why don't I leave my car here
and we'll travel back in yours?

864
00:49:38,680 --> 00:49:40,559
Well, you need your car and I need mine.

865
00:49:40,560 --> 00:49:42,479
Less romantic though.

866
00:49:42,480 --> 00:49:45,400
I think "romantic" finally gave up
in your dad's bedroom.

867
00:49:46,560 --> 00:49:48,199
I'm really sorry about today

868
00:49:48,200 --> 00:49:50,119
but you do understand, don't you?

869
00:49:50,120 --> 00:49:52,119
You have a baby here,
and an ex-wife,

870
00:49:52,120 --> 00:49:53,599
I knew that when we met.

871
00:49:53,600 --> 00:49:55,719
And family, and an autistic nephew.

872
00:49:55,720 --> 00:49:56,999
I understand all of that.

873
00:49:57,000 --> 00:49:59,959
It's just, you know, you'd set up
a really nice day and everything.

874
00:49:59,960 --> 00:50:01,719
Yes, I was aware of that.

875
00:50:01,720 --> 00:50:04,079
I'm sorry. You sounded
OK about it on the phone.

876
00:50:04,080 --> 00:50:06,559
I was. I am.

877
00:50:06,560 --> 00:50:08,159
But...

878
00:50:08,160 --> 00:50:10,079
...it feels as though you want me
to prove I care

879
00:50:10,080 --> 00:50:11,919
with some kind
of demonstrative outburst.

880
00:50:11,920 --> 00:50:13,079
No!

881
00:50:13,080 --> 00:50:14,160
I'm sorry.

882
00:50:15,680 --> 00:50:18,719
Though a slight outburst might be nice.

883
00:50:18,720 --> 00:50:21,719
I do care,
if that's what you're worried about.

884
00:50:21,720 --> 00:50:25,399
I care enough about you not to want
to disrupt your family life

885
00:50:25,400 --> 00:50:27,759
and I understand your insecurity
because of your past

886
00:50:27,760 --> 00:50:29,759
but I drove all the way up
here to find you,

887
00:50:29,760 --> 00:50:34,119
so, perhaps that gives you
a clue as to how I feel.

888
00:50:34,120 --> 00:50:36,560
Now all you have to do
is ask yourself how you feel.

889
00:50:49,880 --> 00:50:51,120
You still pick up, then.

890
00:50:52,680 --> 00:50:56,359
Yes, I still pick up. I'm trying
to not, you know, crowd you.

891
00:50:56,360 --> 00:51:01,319
Not, you know, be all over it.
You did all right.

892
00:51:01,320 --> 00:51:05,599
Good. And I'm mustard with a mop
and bucket. So I saw.

893
00:51:05,600 --> 00:51:07,999
So if you need anything,
or that, just say

894
00:51:08,000 --> 00:51:10,360
but I'm going to wait for you
to call me.

895
00:51:15,960 --> 00:51:19,200
Do you want me to call you
out of the window or phone?

896
00:51:21,040 --> 00:51:22,200
How do you mean?

897
00:51:23,600 --> 00:51:25,560
You're outside the house, aren't you?

898
00:51:27,720 --> 00:51:28,760
No.

899
00:51:41,200 --> 00:51:43,960
When did you first realise
you weren't cut out for MI5?

900
00:51:50,960 --> 00:51:55,920
Did they manage to fill in
the whole thing? Nearly. Amazing.

901
00:51:57,440 --> 00:51:59,800
Though they've left
bike-riding empty for now.

902
00:52:08,840 --> 00:52:14,159
If I asked you to promise me that
you wouldn't lose sight of me again,

903
00:52:14,160 --> 00:52:16,320
do you think you could do that?

904
00:52:18,160 --> 00:52:21,999
Well, I'll need a bigger telescope
for when you're in Manchester.

905
00:52:22,000 --> 00:52:23,120
Could you?

906
00:52:25,360 --> 00:52:28,079
Promise me? Yeah, I promise.

907
00:52:28,080 --> 00:52:29,680
And I won't lose sight of you.

908
00:52:35,360 --> 00:52:37,200
At least we're not Eddie and Nicola.

909
00:52:39,440 --> 00:52:40,480
Yet.

910
00:52:41,800 --> 00:52:43,519
What's that supposed to mean?

911
00:52:43,520 --> 00:52:45,599
It's not supposed to mean anything.

912
00:52:45,600 --> 00:52:47,560
It supposed to be a joke.

913
00:52:49,240 --> 00:52:50,720
Right.

914
00:52:52,640 --> 00:52:55,720
Why do you always have to
pick away at everything like that?

915
00:52:57,280 --> 00:52:58,559
I just wish...

916
00:52:58,560 --> 00:53:00,280
You just wish what?

917
00:53:02,200 --> 00:53:05,119
I just wish we could
leave things alone for a bit.

918
00:53:05,120 --> 00:53:06,560
Just let things be.

919
00:53:09,080 --> 00:53:11,000
OK, fine, that's what we'll do.

920
00:53:13,280 --> 00:53:14,520
That's what we'll do.

921
00:53:19,480 --> 00:53:22,439
? There's a kind of hush

922
00:53:22,440 --> 00:53:25,839
? All over the world tonight

923
00:53:25,840 --> 00:53:27,839
? All over the world

924
00:53:27,840 --> 00:53:31,440
? You can hear the sounds
of lovers in love

925
00:53:33,040 --> 00:53:34,599
? You know what I mean

926
00:53:34,600 --> 00:53:36,040
? Just the two of us

927
00:53:37,400 --> 00:53:40,799
? And nobody else in sight

928
00:53:40,800 --> 00:53:42,879
? There's nobody else

929
00:53:42,880 --> 00:53:47,280
? And I'm feeling good
just holding you tight

930
00:53:49,320 --> 00:53:53,639
? So listen very carefully

931
00:53:53,640 --> 00:53:57,680
? Closer now
and you will see what I mean

932
00:54:00,200 --> 00:54:01,760
? It isn't a dream

933
00:54:04,960 --> 00:54:07,559
? The only sound
that you will hear... ?

934
00:54:17,200 --> 00:54:18,800
What is that?

935
00:54:20,760 --> 00:54:22,440
I don't know.

936
00:54:24,320 --> 00:54:25,919
Oh, shit!

937
00:54:25,920 --> 00:54:27,720
Oh, I do. I do!

938
00:54:29,200 --> 00:54:31,640
I do, actually!

939
00:54:38,280 --> 00:54:40,919
Hey, he's doing it!
He's bloody riding it!

940
00:54:40,920 --> 00:54:42,679
Alison!

941
00:54:42,680 --> 00:54:45,280
Joe's riding his bike
without stabilisers!

942
00:54:47,720 --> 00:54:49,280
Did you teach him how to brake?

943
00:55:08,360 --> 00:55:11,240
Hey, come on! Come on, Joe!

944
00:55:15,240 --> 00:55:17,160
I've done that now.

945
00:55:22,600 --> 00:55:25,279
? Get around town, get around town

946
00:55:25,280 --> 00:55:28,999
? Where the people look good
Where the music is loud

947
00:55:29,000 --> 00:55:32,279
? Get around town No need to stand proud

948
00:55:32,280 --> 00:55:35,039
? Add your voice to the sound
of the crowd

949
00:55:35,040 --> 00:55:42,240
? Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Wooaah!

950
00:55:44,840 --> 00:55:46,639
I'm not having Nicola use Joe

951
00:55:46,640 --> 00:55:49,359
to get her foothold
in the autism industry.

952
00:55:49,360 --> 00:55:51,479
If there's anything that upsets you...

953
00:55:51,480 --> 00:55:53,479
All of it, Nicola.
How about all of it?

954
00:55:53,480 --> 00:55:55,119
Nicola's just trying to help.

955
00:55:55,120 --> 00:55:57,639
She's turned our little boy
into a freak show.

956
00:55:57,640 --> 00:55:59,159
I would never let anybody do that.

957
00:55:59,160 --> 00:56:02,399
We make a good team, you and me,
don't we? Yeah, for now.

958
00:56:02,400 --> 00:56:03,839
What do you mean for now?

959
00:56:03,840 --> 00:56:06,999
It's taken me two years
to get where you were with Joe.

960
00:56:07,000 --> 00:56:09,639
You were the accepting one.

961
00:56:09,640 --> 00:56:12,079
I finally get to where I think
you are and you've moved.

962
00:56:12,080 --> 00:56:13,519
Louise. She's ended it.

963
00:56:13,520 --> 00:56:15,879
She does know she's ended it,
doesn't she?

964
00:56:15,880 --> 00:56:17,039
Mum and Dad need me to stay.

965
00:56:17,040 --> 00:56:19,719
If something's wrong with them,
something will be wrong with Joe.

966
00:56:19,720 --> 00:56:21,960
He can't sort them out, can he?
And you can?

967
00:56:22,060 --> 00:56:26,160
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