1 00:00:13,880 --> 00:00:15,790 If you'd be so good as to follow me, 2 00:00:15,800 --> 00:00:18,350 ladies and gentlemen. 3 00:00:18,360 --> 00:00:21,560 So the game begins, huh? 4 00:00:24,320 --> 00:00:26,230 Thanks a lot. 5 00:00:31,200 --> 00:00:33,710 You're all here. 6 00:00:33,720 --> 00:00:35,230 Marvellous. 7 00:00:35,240 --> 00:00:37,510 Luncheon is served. 8 00:00:37,520 --> 00:00:39,680 With a side dish of... 9 00:00:41,080 --> 00:00:43,800 murder! 10 00:00:49,880 --> 00:00:52,670 Now, first of all, meet your detective - 11 00:00:52,680 --> 00:00:55,150 actor and national treasure Anthony Hart, 12 00:00:55,160 --> 00:00:56,750 or, as you know him, 13 00:00:56,760 --> 00:00:59,320 Elliot Flame from television's Phoenix. 14 00:01:00,840 --> 00:01:04,710 Um, Aunt Hel, I thought I was supposed to play the victim. 15 00:01:04,720 --> 00:01:05,800 You were. 16 00:01:07,360 --> 00:01:09,880 Dad?! 17 00:01:22,000 --> 00:01:27,000 *CREDITS* 18 00:01:29,680 --> 00:01:32,750 One fatal stab to the heart. 19 00:01:32,760 --> 00:01:35,230 DS Mallowan. 20 00:01:35,240 --> 00:01:37,270 Nice of you to join us. We were expecting you 21 00:01:37,280 --> 00:01:38,710 - half an hour ago. - I know, I know. 22 00:01:38,720 --> 00:01:40,590 Car trouble. But don't worry, sir, I'm on it. 23 00:01:40,600 --> 00:01:42,790 Just got to order a new part. 24 00:01:42,800 --> 00:01:44,630 Well, a really old part. 25 00:01:44,640 --> 00:01:46,830 A detective needs a car that works, not a mobile skip. 26 00:01:46,840 --> 00:01:50,630 Yeah, absolutely, sir - great point. Couldn't agree more. 27 00:01:50,640 --> 00:01:53,590 Now, half the guests were on a garden tour all morning, 28 00:01:53,600 --> 00:01:55,430 so we've ruled them out and sent them home, 29 00:01:55,440 --> 00:01:57,350 but we need statements from the others, 30 00:01:57,360 --> 00:01:58,910 and the Chief Super wants this wrapped up 31 00:01:58,920 --> 00:02:01,390 as quickly as possible to keep the eyes of the press off us. 32 00:02:01,400 --> 00:02:03,070 It'll be like a circus here tomorrow. 33 00:02:03,080 --> 00:02:05,310 Are you saying I've only got 24 hours? 34 00:02:05,320 --> 00:02:07,430 - What? No. - Aw. Can you? 35 00:02:07,440 --> 00:02:08,870 Makes it feel proper dramatic. 36 00:02:08,880 --> 00:02:11,430 Look, wrap this up quickly, 37 00:02:11,440 --> 00:02:13,590 and keep the force from press scrutiny, 38 00:02:13,600 --> 00:02:15,990 and that promotion's as good as yours. 39 00:02:16,000 --> 00:02:17,950 Great. Where's Chaudhry? 40 00:02:17,960 --> 00:02:20,910 Farming dispute. Gibsons and the Lewises, out near Cefnisel. 41 00:02:20,920 --> 00:02:23,510 It's all kicked off there. I've got to go too. 42 00:02:23,520 --> 00:02:25,430 Two officers for warring farmers? 43 00:02:25,440 --> 00:02:28,030 No. Kayleigh's been suspended from school 44 00:02:28,040 --> 00:02:30,030 for spreading malicious rumours about a teacher, 45 00:02:30,040 --> 00:02:32,070 which I happen to know are perfectly true, 46 00:02:32,080 --> 00:02:33,110 but that's beside the point. 47 00:02:33,120 --> 00:02:34,830 Well, don't worry, sir, I've got it down here. 48 00:02:34,840 --> 00:02:36,310 Right, thanks. Keep me posted. 49 00:02:36,320 --> 00:02:40,070 Oh! Also, you two were teenage girls once - 50 00:02:40,080 --> 00:02:42,550 say, hypothetically, your father locked you 51 00:02:42,560 --> 00:02:45,350 in a police cell to teach you about responsibility, 52 00:02:45,360 --> 00:02:47,910 do you think that would be a good life lesson or...? 53 00:02:47,920 --> 00:02:49,160 No. 54 00:02:50,200 --> 00:02:51,560 OK. 55 00:02:53,320 --> 00:02:57,230 Right, cause of death, stab wound directly to the heart. 56 00:02:57,240 --> 00:02:59,950 Angle of entry suggests the killer was standing in front of him. 57 00:02:59,960 --> 00:03:01,030 No defence wounds. 58 00:03:01,040 --> 00:03:03,350 Interesting detail about the weapon, though. 59 00:03:03,360 --> 00:03:05,870 It's not a knife, it's a letter opener. 60 00:03:05,880 --> 00:03:08,870 Other strange detail - he's wearing make-up. 61 00:03:08,880 --> 00:03:11,870 Foundation over his left eye. Someone punched him. 62 00:03:11,880 --> 00:03:14,030 Fairly recently, from the look of it. 63 00:03:14,040 --> 00:03:16,910 Anthony Hart. 64 00:03:16,920 --> 00:03:18,000 Legend. 65 00:03:19,280 --> 00:03:21,830 Sounds wrong to say it, but I thought he was already dead. 66 00:03:21,840 --> 00:03:23,640 Me too! 67 00:03:29,920 --> 00:03:31,230 Can I go home? 68 00:03:31,240 --> 00:03:32,830 This is a murder investigation. 69 00:03:32,840 --> 00:03:35,920 Nobody is going to leave this house until I've taken a statement. 70 00:03:37,120 --> 00:03:39,590 Look at the police notebook, honey. 71 00:03:39,600 --> 00:03:40,870 The attention to detail! 72 00:03:40,880 --> 00:03:43,960 Not sure I buy those shoes on a cop, though. 73 00:03:45,040 --> 00:03:47,510 OK, er, sorry, what are both your names? 74 00:03:47,520 --> 00:03:50,550 Huh? Oh... 75 00:03:50,560 --> 00:03:53,870 I'm Tannis Fairweather, 76 00:03:53,880 --> 00:03:56,070 owner of a South African diamond mine. 77 00:03:56,080 --> 00:03:58,310 Patty and Bill Marcus. 78 00:03:58,320 --> 00:04:01,630 I keep trying to explain to him that this is not part of the game. 79 00:04:01,640 --> 00:04:04,710 It's not. It's absolutely not. Someone died. 80 00:04:04,720 --> 00:04:07,350 Sure, Officer. 81 00:04:07,360 --> 00:04:10,550 OK, um, can everybody apart from the family of the deceased 82 00:04:10,560 --> 00:04:11,870 please wait outside? 83 00:04:11,880 --> 00:04:13,110 - Right. - Gladly. 84 00:04:13,120 --> 00:04:14,710 I need a drink. 85 00:04:14,720 --> 00:04:17,070 Who would want to kill Dad? 86 00:04:17,080 --> 00:04:19,270 It's horrible. 87 00:04:19,280 --> 00:04:21,150 So, you both lived here with Anthony? 88 00:04:21,160 --> 00:04:24,190 Er, no, urgh. No, I live in Ibiza. 89 00:04:24,200 --> 00:04:26,390 I am only here because Dad came home. 90 00:04:26,400 --> 00:04:28,910 My brother came back last month. 91 00:04:28,920 --> 00:04:31,670 He'd signed up to do these events for a year. 92 00:04:31,680 --> 00:04:34,590 This is the Hart family home. 93 00:04:34,600 --> 00:04:37,070 Oh, good, that'll be him. 94 00:04:37,080 --> 00:04:39,051 I've asked a friend to come round... 95 00:04:39,061 --> 00:04:40,750 I need someone to be with me. 96 00:04:40,760 --> 00:04:41,790 This is a murder scene! 97 00:04:41,800 --> 00:04:43,830 You can't be inviting random people along! 98 00:04:43,840 --> 00:04:45,910 He's not some random person. 99 00:04:45,920 --> 00:04:47,630 He's a very dear old friend. 100 00:04:47,640 --> 00:04:50,040 Oh, right, well, why didn't you say so?! 101 00:04:53,760 --> 00:04:55,430 Oh, Johnny! 102 00:04:55,440 --> 00:04:57,350 My hero! 103 00:04:57,360 --> 00:05:00,360 Fighting through the rain to comfort me. 104 00:05:01,720 --> 00:05:04,110 Helena, it's so awful. I... 105 00:05:04,120 --> 00:05:06,790 Anthony, murdered? I... 106 00:05:06,800 --> 00:05:08,630 Unthinkable, isn't it? 107 00:05:08,640 --> 00:05:10,270 I've got a houseful of strangers, 108 00:05:10,280 --> 00:05:12,440 I just needed someone familiar. 109 00:05:16,760 --> 00:05:19,750 Um, look, I, er... I know what you're going through, 110 00:05:19,760 --> 00:05:21,670 and the last thing you want to be doing is cooking, 111 00:05:21,680 --> 00:05:24,950 so I picked some food up. 112 00:05:24,960 --> 00:05:28,590 Oh, Johnny... 113 00:05:28,600 --> 00:05:30,630 this is why I needed you. 114 00:05:30,640 --> 00:05:32,280 You understand me. 115 00:05:33,720 --> 00:05:36,680 I think you may be one of the few people I've never understood. 116 00:05:39,880 --> 00:05:41,870 Um, can I have a word with... 117 00:05:41,880 --> 00:05:44,030 Johnny, is it? 118 00:05:47,880 --> 00:05:49,670 This is your new case, is it? 119 00:05:49,680 --> 00:05:51,430 Yes, and it's very time-sensitive. 120 00:05:51,440 --> 00:05:53,350 If I wanted your help, I would've called. 121 00:05:53,360 --> 00:05:55,710 Oh, yeah, Dial-a-Lackey, of course, yeah. 122 00:05:55,720 --> 00:05:58,990 Well, it's been quite a time since you've pestered me, 123 00:05:59,000 --> 00:06:00,870 I thought perhaps you'd passed me over, 124 00:06:00,880 --> 00:06:04,150 now that you were up and running. 125 00:06:04,160 --> 00:06:07,870 - Hey! - If you're going to touch evidence, glove up! 126 00:06:07,880 --> 00:06:11,030 Oh, these horrible things. 127 00:06:11,040 --> 00:06:15,470 Ugh! Make me look like some ageing Smurf. 128 00:06:15,480 --> 00:06:16,800 - Eugh. - OK. 129 00:06:19,360 --> 00:06:23,190 Interesting murder weapon, though, isn't it, eh? 130 00:06:23,200 --> 00:06:26,350 A table covered in steak knives, 131 00:06:26,360 --> 00:06:28,230 yet they use a letter opener? 132 00:06:28,240 --> 00:06:30,790 It tells us that the weapon is significant, 133 00:06:30,800 --> 00:06:33,670 pregnant with meaning to our malefactor. 134 00:06:33,680 --> 00:06:36,510 Or... they just grabbed it from the house. 135 00:06:36,520 --> 00:06:38,150 Helena's not the type to own a letter opener. 136 00:06:38,160 --> 00:06:40,230 Precision's not in her armoury. 137 00:06:40,240 --> 00:06:42,870 She'd tear her envelopes open. 138 00:06:42,880 --> 00:06:44,720 A very passionate woman. 139 00:06:45,640 --> 00:06:49,030 Is she now, John Chapel?! 140 00:06:49,040 --> 00:06:51,390 Is that why you're here? 141 00:06:51,400 --> 00:06:53,870 To get your leg over? 142 00:06:53,880 --> 00:06:56,590 Well, I am not here to get my leg over, 143 00:06:56,600 --> 00:06:58,400 you appalling vulgarian! 144 00:06:59,520 --> 00:07:02,800 Helena is a dear friend. We actually met through Anthony. 145 00:07:03,800 --> 00:07:06,390 Some of my happiest memories are in this house. 146 00:07:06,400 --> 00:07:08,270 So you were mates? 147 00:07:08,280 --> 00:07:12,230 Very good mates for a while. Then, sadly, bitter rivals. 148 00:07:12,240 --> 00:07:15,030 Phoenix on ITV, Caesar on BBC. 149 00:07:15,040 --> 00:07:16,470 Got quite feisty. 150 00:07:16,480 --> 00:07:18,550 Well, he won in the end. 151 00:07:18,560 --> 00:07:22,630 What?! You think Anthony Hart was more successful than me 152 00:07:22,640 --> 00:07:24,710 because he chose to defect to America? 153 00:07:24,720 --> 00:07:26,790 Why didn't you ever go to America? 154 00:07:26,800 --> 00:07:29,310 Oh, I was asked. Begged, even. 155 00:07:29,320 --> 00:07:30,990 I could never make the dates work. 156 00:07:31,000 --> 00:07:34,190 Anyway, can you picture me 157 00:07:34,200 --> 00:07:37,270 sitting around a pool all day in my Speedos? 158 00:07:37,280 --> 00:07:39,630 Oh, I've had enough traumatic images in my head today 159 00:07:39,640 --> 00:07:40,790 with the dead body. 160 00:07:40,800 --> 00:07:42,590 Do you mind?! There was a time 161 00:07:42,600 --> 00:07:44,990 when I happened to look rather striking in a Speedo. 162 00:07:45,000 --> 00:07:46,830 Couldn't get away with it now, though - 163 00:07:46,840 --> 00:07:49,830 - too much danglage. - Ohh, right. OK. 164 00:07:49,840 --> 00:07:53,230 I'm going to go and ask Helena what she knows 165 00:07:53,240 --> 00:07:54,750 about the murder weapon. 166 00:07:54,760 --> 00:07:56,710 And I'll see what I can find out from the other guests. 167 00:07:56,720 --> 00:07:59,190 But don't take too long with Helena. 168 00:07:59,200 --> 00:08:01,000 She must be suffering terribly. 169 00:08:08,920 --> 00:08:10,920 Interesting, Chapel. 170 00:08:19,000 --> 00:08:20,840 Very interesting. 171 00:08:26,160 --> 00:08:28,190 Never seen it before in my life. 172 00:08:28,200 --> 00:08:30,750 I'm fairly certain it isn't from the house, 173 00:08:30,760 --> 00:08:34,750 though I have had four rather strong whiskies. 174 00:08:34,760 --> 00:08:36,150 Right. 175 00:08:36,160 --> 00:08:37,480 Very interesting. 176 00:08:38,480 --> 00:08:41,030 Actually, not that interesting. Don't know why I said that. 177 00:08:41,040 --> 00:08:42,390 So... 178 00:08:42,400 --> 00:08:45,350 you and John Chapel - what's the story there? 179 00:08:45,360 --> 00:08:48,870 Oh, brilliant, sensitive John. 180 00:08:48,880 --> 00:08:51,790 Would wake a girl up with a poem and a buttered teacake. 181 00:08:51,800 --> 00:08:54,670 You used to wake up with John Chapel...? 182 00:08:54,680 --> 00:08:56,030 Yes. 183 00:08:56,040 --> 00:08:57,230 Is this relevant? 184 00:08:57,240 --> 00:09:00,270 Very. It's... essen... essential background. 185 00:09:00,280 --> 00:09:01,870 Oh, right. 186 00:09:01,880 --> 00:09:05,430 Johnny used to stay here a lot back in the '80s, 187 00:09:05,440 --> 00:09:08,550 um, and, well, we... 188 00:09:08,560 --> 00:09:10,870 we had a bit of a fling. Nothing serious. 189 00:09:10,880 --> 00:09:12,950 He was a wonderful lovemaker. 190 00:09:12,960 --> 00:09:15,430 Oh, God. God. No. Um... 191 00:09:15,440 --> 00:09:19,710 And then fate intervened. I went on holiday to Marrakech. 192 00:09:19,720 --> 00:09:22,710 While I was away, he met the lovely Elin. 193 00:09:22,720 --> 00:09:25,910 They were soulmates from the off. 194 00:09:25,920 --> 00:09:28,430 I came back with a deep tan, 195 00:09:28,440 --> 00:09:31,310 a gorgeous rug and a broken heart. 196 00:09:33,720 --> 00:09:36,270 At least you got a rug. 197 00:09:37,880 --> 00:09:39,990 And you've stayed in touch all this time? 198 00:09:40,000 --> 00:09:42,870 No, no, no, he went off-grid when Elin died. 199 00:09:42,880 --> 00:09:45,670 Poor thing. Wouldn't even pick up the phone. 200 00:09:45,680 --> 00:09:49,030 It's only recently he's got back in touch. 201 00:09:49,040 --> 00:09:52,430 - Why? - There's a young lady in his life. 202 00:09:52,440 --> 00:09:55,110 Nothing like that - an acquaintance. 203 00:09:55,120 --> 00:09:57,830 But, um... whatever she's done, 204 00:09:57,840 --> 00:10:00,190 he's really back to his old self. 205 00:10:00,200 --> 00:10:02,000 Seems to be alive again. 206 00:10:04,120 --> 00:10:05,750 Did I mention 207 00:10:05,760 --> 00:10:07,590 he was a wonderful lovemaker? 208 00:10:07,600 --> 00:10:09,830 OK, I think we're done. Yeah. 209 00:10:09,840 --> 00:10:11,520 Oh, marvellous. Well... um... 210 00:10:12,800 --> 00:10:16,670 I think I might go for a bit of a lie-down. 211 00:10:16,680 --> 00:10:20,840 Do, er, wake me up if you find the killer. 212 00:10:23,480 --> 00:10:25,200 There you go. 213 00:10:26,400 --> 00:10:28,630 You did say tea, yeah? 214 00:10:28,640 --> 00:10:31,310 Oh, actually, I asked for an extra-hot latte machi... 215 00:10:31,320 --> 00:10:34,150 Yeah. Thought that might be a challenge. 216 00:10:34,160 --> 00:10:35,470 Izzy's a nice girl, 217 00:10:35,480 --> 00:10:38,070 but she's slightly useless for a silver-service waitress. 218 00:10:38,080 --> 00:10:39,470 She was so spooked earlier, 219 00:10:39,480 --> 00:10:41,910 she bolted upstairs to the bathroom when she saw the body. 220 00:10:41,920 --> 00:10:44,910 Well, that's interesting. Excuse me. 221 00:10:44,920 --> 00:10:48,350 Er... Oh, yeah, no, yeah, just walk away. 222 00:10:48,360 --> 00:10:50,440 I was definitely done talking, so... 223 00:10:53,080 --> 00:10:54,110 Don't mind me. 224 00:10:54,120 --> 00:10:56,150 Quite the tricky murder 225 00:10:56,160 --> 00:10:58,150 we've got going on here, eh? 226 00:10:58,160 --> 00:11:00,960 Well, this is a murder. A man is dead. 227 00:11:04,160 --> 00:11:06,070 I've tried, Mr Chapel. 228 00:11:06,080 --> 00:11:07,670 I'm Patty Marcus. 229 00:11:07,680 --> 00:11:10,510 - This is Bill. - Charmed. 230 00:11:10,520 --> 00:11:14,190 Sorry, love, I think that's got sugar in. 231 00:11:14,200 --> 00:11:16,270 It's the margaritas all over again, huh? 232 00:11:16,280 --> 00:11:17,430 The margaritas? 233 00:11:17,440 --> 00:11:19,830 Anthony asked me to make him a margarita earlier. 234 00:11:19,840 --> 00:11:22,990 He took one sip, said it was disgusting and then he lost it. 235 00:11:23,000 --> 00:11:24,310 When was this? 236 00:11:24,320 --> 00:11:27,150 At the welcome drinks, when we all arrived. 237 00:11:27,160 --> 00:11:30,630 Then he cleared off. Locked himself in his room all day, even though 238 00:11:30,640 --> 00:11:33,150 we'd paid good money to meet him. 239 00:11:33,160 --> 00:11:35,070 Er, Dennis Williams. 240 00:11:35,080 --> 00:11:38,270 I can make cocktails. I worked the bar in Cardiff Infernos. 241 00:11:38,280 --> 00:11:40,070 I made the best Skittle bombs out of anyone. 242 00:11:40,080 --> 00:11:41,990 I don't doubt it. Cardiff Infernos - 243 00:11:42,000 --> 00:11:45,790 I wouldn't dare cast aspersions on your mixology skills. 244 00:11:45,800 --> 00:11:47,880 Oh! Thanks, love! 245 00:11:49,040 --> 00:11:51,070 Look, I know probably now is a bad time, 246 00:11:51,080 --> 00:11:53,470 but I've just got to say I am such a huge fan. 247 00:11:53,480 --> 00:11:55,750 I've even watched your masterclass DVD. 248 00:11:55,760 --> 00:11:58,190 Really? Well, that's amazing. 249 00:11:58,200 --> 00:12:00,470 Yeah, we found it in Grandad's underwear drawer when we were 250 00:12:00,480 --> 00:12:01,790 clearing his house out. 251 00:12:01,800 --> 00:12:04,150 It's belting, seeing how hard you work. Fair play. 252 00:12:04,160 --> 00:12:07,190 Well... you know, acting, proper acting, 253 00:12:07,200 --> 00:12:08,990 it can be incredibly taxing. 254 00:12:09,000 --> 00:12:11,430 And nurses think they've got it tough. 255 00:12:11,440 --> 00:12:13,960 Sorry, just pulling your leg. 256 00:12:15,280 --> 00:12:17,230 Marvellous sense of humour! 257 00:12:17,240 --> 00:12:19,760 It's all right, I'm not immune to a bit of ribbing. 258 00:12:21,160 --> 00:12:23,990 You seem like a sharp tack, Dennis. 259 00:12:24,000 --> 00:12:25,990 What's your take on all this? 260 00:12:26,000 --> 00:12:28,790 I think it's the curse of Phoenix. 261 00:12:28,800 --> 00:12:31,230 The curse of Phoenix? 262 00:12:31,240 --> 00:12:34,590 Ah, you have to tell me all about this. 263 00:12:34,600 --> 00:12:39,230 Well, there was a girl worked on the show who died years ago. 264 00:12:39,240 --> 00:12:42,830 And two actors suffered heart attacks while filming. 265 00:12:42,840 --> 00:12:46,430 - And now this. - There's no such thing as bloody curses! 266 00:12:46,440 --> 00:12:49,030 Anthony wasn't killed by a myth or a legend, 267 00:12:49,040 --> 00:12:51,630 it was someone in this house. 268 00:12:51,640 --> 00:12:54,670 Now, if you'll excuse me, I need the loo. 269 00:12:54,680 --> 00:12:56,880 Prostate the size of a cantaloupe. 270 00:12:59,040 --> 00:13:00,480 Can I borrow Mr Chapel? 271 00:13:01,680 --> 00:13:04,120 - Please excuse me. - Yeah, right. 272 00:13:07,040 --> 00:13:10,270 How can I help, Detective? 273 00:13:10,280 --> 00:13:13,110 So, what do you make of our guests? 274 00:13:13,120 --> 00:13:15,270 An interesting little bunch. 275 00:13:15,280 --> 00:13:18,150 Well, Dennis, something not quite right there, 276 00:13:18,160 --> 00:13:20,230 no, no, but what is it, Chapel? What is it? 277 00:13:20,240 --> 00:13:22,230 Performance, artifice - it's not his thing at all, 278 00:13:22,240 --> 00:13:25,310 but he's here, at a murder mystery event. 279 00:13:25,320 --> 00:13:27,990 No, that dog won't hunt, no, no. Plus, he mocked me. 280 00:13:28,000 --> 00:13:29,950 Oh, right, yeah, he bruised your ego 281 00:13:29,960 --> 00:13:32,950 so he must be our killer? Anything actually useful? 282 00:13:32,960 --> 00:13:36,550 Anthony spent all afternoon in his room. Have you searched it yet? 283 00:13:36,560 --> 00:13:37,990 Not yet, but I was going to. 284 00:13:38,000 --> 00:13:39,990 - Oh, yeah? - Do you want to come? 285 00:13:40,000 --> 00:13:43,510 Well, I really ought to go and see Helena. 286 00:13:43,520 --> 00:13:44,790 She's having a lie-down. 287 00:13:44,800 --> 00:13:47,390 But you could wake her up in a bit, with a... 288 00:13:47,400 --> 00:13:49,830 poem and a buttered teacake. 289 00:13:49,840 --> 00:13:52,600 - What? - Mm! Come on. 290 00:14:02,160 --> 00:14:06,120 Somebody's hand-delivered a letter to Anthony. 291 00:14:08,320 --> 00:14:09,390 And... 292 00:14:09,400 --> 00:14:11,080 it's missing. 293 00:14:12,800 --> 00:14:15,350 Dean! 294 00:14:15,360 --> 00:14:16,800 Yes, thank you. 295 00:14:17,960 --> 00:14:20,310 Yeah, I need to bring my car in again. 296 00:14:20,320 --> 00:14:24,390 The usual. And there's a burnt-hair smell. 297 00:14:24,400 --> 00:14:26,830 Oh, and it keeps making this noise. 298 00:14:28,480 --> 00:14:31,160 Well, sort of like, um... 299 00:14:35,200 --> 00:14:37,880 Thank you. Thanks, thanks. Bye. 300 00:14:40,720 --> 00:14:43,920 Very interesting - car sentimentality. 301 00:14:44,880 --> 00:14:47,710 Usually get it with men, or parents, 302 00:14:47,720 --> 00:14:49,230 but I don't get it with you. 303 00:14:49,240 --> 00:14:50,470 There's nothing to get. I like my car. 304 00:14:50,480 --> 00:14:53,790 I like VHS tapes - I don't watch them any more. 305 00:14:53,800 --> 00:14:56,230 It's not as simple as that. 306 00:14:56,240 --> 00:14:57,750 My car... 307 00:14:57,760 --> 00:15:00,070 it was Sian's. She left it to me, 308 00:15:00,080 --> 00:15:02,400 so it means a bit more than a flipping VHS tape. 309 00:15:04,560 --> 00:15:07,350 It's funny - we used to pretend to be you. 310 00:15:07,360 --> 00:15:10,750 Just driving round, looking for crime. 311 00:15:10,760 --> 00:15:12,604 She was a weirdo too, was she? 312 00:15:12,614 --> 00:15:14,150 No wonder you were close. 313 00:15:14,160 --> 00:15:16,030 Oi! We weren't weird, we were cool. 314 00:15:16,040 --> 00:15:18,150 And I don't want to watch all of that just get crushed up 315 00:15:18,160 --> 00:15:20,430 into a little... metal cube, 316 00:15:20,440 --> 00:15:22,030 so just leave my car alone. 317 00:15:22,040 --> 00:15:23,120 Right. 318 00:15:25,880 --> 00:15:28,830 Very odd mix of magazines. 319 00:15:28,840 --> 00:15:32,600 Anthony didn't seem the celeb junk-mag type to me. 320 00:15:34,720 --> 00:15:36,950 There's nothing here. 321 00:15:36,960 --> 00:15:38,470 Do you think this looks like someone 322 00:15:38,480 --> 00:15:40,390 who was planning on staying for good? 323 00:15:40,400 --> 00:15:42,390 Well, it's hard to say, isn't it? 324 00:15:42,400 --> 00:15:44,590 Us actors aren't all about possessions. 325 00:15:44,600 --> 00:15:48,350 Our accumulated baggage is on the inside. 326 00:15:48,360 --> 00:15:50,430 I don't think he was staying. 327 00:15:50,440 --> 00:15:53,800 Helena said he'd signed up to do these events for a year. 328 00:15:54,880 --> 00:15:56,390 If he was going to do a runner, 329 00:15:56,400 --> 00:15:58,470 that would give her a pretty good motive. 330 00:15:58,480 --> 00:16:00,670 Helena? Fratricide? It's preposterous. 331 00:16:00,680 --> 00:16:04,510 Why don't you go and, um, rouse her from her slumber, 332 00:16:04,520 --> 00:16:05,870 see what you can find out? 333 00:16:05,880 --> 00:16:09,030 I'm here to comfort Helena, not interrogate her. 334 00:16:09,040 --> 00:16:11,390 Anyway, we should be talking to the son, Owen. 335 00:16:11,400 --> 00:16:13,710 He just came back to see his father, 336 00:16:13,720 --> 00:16:16,950 who is then murdered - seems very... coincidental. 337 00:16:16,960 --> 00:16:19,590 OK, deal. I'll go talk to him, 338 00:16:19,600 --> 00:16:22,680 and you go charm the lady of the manor. 339 00:16:26,880 --> 00:16:30,150 I, er... I haven't read this week's, and, um, 340 00:16:30,160 --> 00:16:34,720 well, I need to flush out a little suspect of my own. 341 00:16:40,320 --> 00:16:42,880 So... Ibiza... 342 00:16:44,640 --> 00:16:46,830 Sounds nice. 343 00:16:46,840 --> 00:16:48,150 Lots of parties. 344 00:16:48,160 --> 00:16:50,870 That's what my life used to look like, but not now. 345 00:16:50,880 --> 00:16:53,030 I run a wellness retreat. 346 00:16:53,040 --> 00:16:55,480 Why Ibiza? Couldn't you run a wellness retreat here? 347 00:16:57,200 --> 00:16:59,550 Nobody gets well in Powys. 348 00:16:59,560 --> 00:17:02,830 For a start, you need vitamin D and sunshine. 349 00:17:02,840 --> 00:17:06,680 - Do you have to do that now? - Yoga's great for processing grief. 350 00:17:10,920 --> 00:17:12,350 You grew up here? 351 00:17:12,360 --> 00:17:15,070 Ah, do you know? Sometimes I wish I'd just had 352 00:17:15,080 --> 00:17:17,070 a more wholesome, humble upbringing - 353 00:17:17,080 --> 00:17:18,990 like you probably had. 354 00:17:19,000 --> 00:17:20,790 Excuse me?! We had Sky! 355 00:17:20,800 --> 00:17:22,400 And we went to Crete! 356 00:17:23,760 --> 00:17:25,790 Did anything out of the ordinary happen 357 00:17:25,800 --> 00:17:28,470 running up to the event? 358 00:17:28,480 --> 00:17:31,150 No, I don't think so. 359 00:17:31,160 --> 00:17:32,950 Although... 360 00:17:32,960 --> 00:17:36,230 Oh, a few days ago, Dad was acting strange. 361 00:17:36,240 --> 00:17:38,790 - How? - Kept trying to get rid of everyone. 362 00:17:38,800 --> 00:17:41,110 Sent Aunt Hel off into town to get supplies 363 00:17:41,120 --> 00:17:43,470 and told me to make myself scarce for the afternoon. 364 00:17:43,480 --> 00:17:47,470 But I came back early and he wasn't alone. 365 00:17:47,480 --> 00:17:48,750 He was with a woman. 366 00:17:48,760 --> 00:17:51,150 Whoa... K! 367 00:17:51,160 --> 00:17:53,390 Can you describe this woman? 368 00:17:53,400 --> 00:17:57,190 Yeah, um, she was young, dark hair. 369 00:17:57,200 --> 00:17:58,910 A bit like you, I suppose. 370 00:17:58,920 --> 00:18:01,030 But elegant and stylish. 371 00:18:01,040 --> 00:18:04,870 I'm stylish. Have you seen my little crop jacky? 372 00:18:04,880 --> 00:18:06,640 Oof... 373 00:18:08,040 --> 00:18:10,430 It's a little croppy jacky. 374 00:18:10,440 --> 00:18:13,350 You, up on the roof, 375 00:18:13,360 --> 00:18:15,870 bellowing poetry in a hurricane. 376 00:18:15,880 --> 00:18:17,550 We all thought you were mad! 377 00:18:17,560 --> 00:18:20,870 No, no, the technical term is steaming, I think... 378 00:18:20,880 --> 00:18:23,470 Latvian vodka, if I remember correctly, 379 00:18:23,480 --> 00:18:24,640 which I probably don't! 380 00:18:26,040 --> 00:18:27,790 Oh, Johnny. 381 00:18:27,800 --> 00:18:30,400 I feel awful laughing in all this. 382 00:18:31,560 --> 00:18:33,750 Are you OK, Helena? 383 00:18:33,760 --> 00:18:35,110 Really? 384 00:18:35,120 --> 00:18:36,910 I have to be. 385 00:18:36,920 --> 00:18:40,080 There's much to be done, and this place doesn't look after itself. 386 00:18:41,320 --> 00:18:44,870 Is it not a bit too much for you on your own? 387 00:18:44,880 --> 00:18:46,830 Sometimes. 388 00:18:46,840 --> 00:18:50,030 It'd be nice to have someone else around to help. 389 00:18:51,680 --> 00:18:53,510 Owen comes now and then - 390 00:18:53,520 --> 00:18:56,270 usually when he's run out of money. 391 00:18:56,280 --> 00:18:58,910 Perceptive of him to come to you for money, 392 00:18:58,920 --> 00:19:01,030 rather than Anthony. 393 00:19:01,040 --> 00:19:03,750 Well, they'd had their troubles. 394 00:19:03,760 --> 00:19:07,110 He did rather run off the rails in his youth. 395 00:19:07,120 --> 00:19:10,590 I say that's what being young's for, but, er, 396 00:19:10,600 --> 00:19:13,350 Anthony was very hard on him. 397 00:19:13,360 --> 00:19:15,030 Even yesterday, they had a row. 398 00:19:15,040 --> 00:19:16,590 What about? 399 00:19:16,600 --> 00:19:17,990 I've no idea. 400 00:19:18,000 --> 00:19:19,600 Now, that's very odd. 401 00:19:21,240 --> 00:19:23,520 This door is always locked. 402 00:19:24,880 --> 00:19:26,510 That's the third door that's like it - 403 00:19:26,520 --> 00:19:29,350 there are two more upstairs that have been unlocked. 404 00:19:29,360 --> 00:19:32,040 Very strange. 405 00:19:34,680 --> 00:19:36,070 Thank you for being here. 406 00:19:36,080 --> 00:19:38,880 Makes everything that much more bearable. 407 00:19:39,960 --> 00:19:42,830 I just want everyone out of this house. 408 00:19:42,840 --> 00:19:44,790 I think the police will be done soon, 409 00:19:44,800 --> 00:19:46,150 and everyone will be out of your hair. 410 00:19:46,160 --> 00:19:48,710 Yeah... That's not happening. 411 00:19:48,720 --> 00:19:50,320 The road's flooded. 412 00:19:51,720 --> 00:19:54,590 I'm sorry, but you will all have to stay here overnight. 413 00:19:54,600 --> 00:19:57,470 Oh! Little predictable, but I like it. 414 00:19:57,480 --> 00:19:59,440 Izzy, where have you been? 415 00:20:00,640 --> 00:20:02,270 I was just taking the bins out. 416 00:20:02,280 --> 00:20:04,110 In this weather? 417 00:20:04,120 --> 00:20:05,920 Is everyone here insane? 418 00:20:08,320 --> 00:20:10,430 Well, I suggest everybody locks themselves 419 00:20:10,440 --> 00:20:11,870 in their rooms until the morning, 420 00:20:11,880 --> 00:20:13,880 when hopefully the road will be clear. 421 00:20:15,800 --> 00:20:20,350 I am certain of two things, Atkins. 422 00:20:20,360 --> 00:20:23,390 One - there is a killer in our midst. 423 00:20:23,400 --> 00:20:26,750 And two - they shall presently lament 424 00:20:26,760 --> 00:20:31,310 trying to commit a murder under the nose of Charles Caesar. 425 00:20:31,320 --> 00:20:33,870 We've had a statement in from one of the neighbours, sir. 426 00:20:33,880 --> 00:20:36,230 Do you have to watch that now? 427 00:20:36,240 --> 00:20:38,230 It helps me think. 428 00:20:38,240 --> 00:20:40,920 But it... Well, it's distracting. 429 00:20:41,960 --> 00:20:44,870 It's transported me back to my character. 430 00:20:44,880 --> 00:20:46,630 It's conflicting my psyche... 431 00:20:46,640 --> 00:20:48,190 - Oh, this is a good bit. - Mm. 432 00:20:51,480 --> 00:20:52,550 Chaudhry! 433 00:20:52,560 --> 00:20:54,190 Sorry, I was meant to call you earlier, 434 00:20:54,200 --> 00:20:55,870 but I've been with the Lewises all day. 435 00:20:55,880 --> 00:20:57,590 I've got to get a team in from Welsh Water 436 00:20:57,600 --> 00:20:58,910 to clear out the drains tomorrow 437 00:20:58,920 --> 00:21:01,110 before Dave Lewis - and I quote - 438 00:21:01,120 --> 00:21:03,030 puts Tom Gibson through the wall. 439 00:21:03,040 --> 00:21:05,190 Aw, that sounds really boring. 440 00:21:05,200 --> 00:21:06,670 Are you joking? 441 00:21:06,680 --> 00:21:10,230 They're going to let me hold the big hose! I can't wait! 442 00:21:10,240 --> 00:21:13,790 Anyways, I've been looking into Anthony Hart. 443 00:21:13,800 --> 00:21:15,590 You're going to want to hear this. 444 00:21:15,600 --> 00:21:18,510 He was booked on a flight back to LA next week. 445 00:21:18,520 --> 00:21:19,870 So he wasn't sticking around? 446 00:21:19,880 --> 00:21:21,630 No. But also, 447 00:21:21,640 --> 00:21:24,520 he filed for bankruptcy in the US. He was skint. 448 00:21:25,600 --> 00:21:27,400 OK, bye! 449 00:21:28,520 --> 00:21:30,630 Well, the bankruptcy explains 450 00:21:30,640 --> 00:21:34,190 why Anthony was doing those events. He needed the money. 451 00:21:34,200 --> 00:21:36,750 That's a very unimaginative conclusion. 452 00:21:36,760 --> 00:21:40,590 Oh, for f... OK, why do you imagine I'm wrong? 453 00:21:40,600 --> 00:21:42,110 Because if Anthony needed money, 454 00:21:42,120 --> 00:21:43,870 his agent could have got him an advert. 455 00:21:43,880 --> 00:21:45,990 It would have been easier and ultimately less humiliating. 456 00:21:46,000 --> 00:21:48,430 But bankruptcy? We're talking a lot of money. 457 00:21:48,440 --> 00:21:49,910 I bought a boat once 458 00:21:49,920 --> 00:21:52,790 from just doing an advert for Japanese vacuum cleaners. 459 00:21:52,800 --> 00:21:55,150 Mind you, it wasn't just for the money - 460 00:21:55,160 --> 00:21:57,360 I actually believed in Saku Suck And Clean. 461 00:21:58,560 --> 00:22:00,110 O... K. 462 00:22:00,120 --> 00:22:04,950 Well, while I YouTube that, why don't we call it a night? 463 00:22:04,960 --> 00:22:09,750 You could, um, go for a nightcap with Helena? 464 00:22:09,760 --> 00:22:11,360 No, I don't think so. 465 00:22:12,680 --> 00:22:15,360 Why? She clearly fancies you. 466 00:22:16,560 --> 00:22:18,200 Don't you like her? 467 00:22:19,520 --> 00:22:22,230 - Of course I do. - What's stopping you? 468 00:22:22,240 --> 00:22:23,870 You're single. 469 00:22:23,880 --> 00:22:26,440 I haven't been a single man since 1986. 470 00:22:27,680 --> 00:22:30,790 - I have a wife. - You can't keep living in the past. 471 00:22:30,800 --> 00:22:34,150 Oh, that's rich, coming from someone driving around in hers. 472 00:22:34,160 --> 00:22:36,430 Now, just leave it, OK? 473 00:22:36,440 --> 00:22:37,880 OK. Fine. 474 00:23:20,800 --> 00:23:21,830 - Johnny?! - Oh, God! 475 00:23:21,840 --> 00:23:23,910 Helena, I'm so sorry. 476 00:23:25,040 --> 00:23:27,550 - Don't know which is which. - This is mine. 477 00:23:27,560 --> 00:23:29,630 Oh, right. Yeah, this is mine. 478 00:23:29,640 --> 00:23:31,350 Sorry about that. 479 00:23:31,360 --> 00:23:34,990 Ooh! I see you've found your old dressing gown. 480 00:23:35,000 --> 00:23:37,470 - Yeah. - It still fits. 481 00:23:37,480 --> 00:23:38,680 Yes, it does, yeah. 482 00:23:40,760 --> 00:23:42,800 Brought back some memories. 483 00:23:44,520 --> 00:23:48,070 Fond memories, I hope. 484 00:23:48,080 --> 00:23:49,120 Oh, yeah. 485 00:23:50,640 --> 00:23:52,910 Well, um... 486 00:23:52,920 --> 00:23:54,870 I... I don't think 487 00:23:54,880 --> 00:23:58,240 I'm going to get back to sleep right now. 488 00:23:59,240 --> 00:24:02,920 Maybe a nightcap might be a... good idea? 489 00:24:05,640 --> 00:24:07,070 Maybe. 490 00:24:10,080 --> 00:24:11,600 Yes. 491 00:24:17,560 --> 00:24:19,990 You do that, then. I... 492 00:24:20,000 --> 00:24:21,230 I'd better not join you. 493 00:24:21,240 --> 00:24:24,350 I'll only end up on the roof 494 00:24:24,360 --> 00:24:26,430 shouting poetry again, yeah. 495 00:24:26,440 --> 00:24:28,535 A bit dangerous in this weather. 496 00:24:28,545 --> 00:24:30,640 I'd be like a lightning rod, yeah. 497 00:24:32,560 --> 00:24:34,830 Pew! 498 00:24:34,840 --> 00:24:36,430 Better get my head down. 499 00:24:36,440 --> 00:24:39,590 Eight hours and all that - advisable for our age group, I believe. 500 00:24:39,600 --> 00:24:41,030 Yeah, heard it on a podcast. 501 00:24:41,040 --> 00:24:43,710 Yeah. I won't... I won't keep you. 502 00:24:43,720 --> 00:24:45,710 Night-night. Er, sleep tight. 503 00:24:45,720 --> 00:24:49,440 All that... Nighty-night. 504 00:24:52,560 --> 00:24:54,430 I've slept on it and I think I know 505 00:24:54,440 --> 00:24:56,870 who the mystery woman that Owen saw is. 506 00:24:56,880 --> 00:24:59,110 What if, right, 507 00:24:59,120 --> 00:25:01,870 she is the lover 508 00:25:01,880 --> 00:25:03,910 Anthony came back for, 509 00:25:03,920 --> 00:25:05,590 but she had a jealous husband, 510 00:25:05,600 --> 00:25:09,200 and the husband joined the murder-mystery event... 511 00:25:10,160 --> 00:25:12,910 to kill his love rival? 512 00:25:12,920 --> 00:25:13,950 Dennis. 513 00:25:13,960 --> 00:25:16,550 What, Dennis had a glamorous younger wife? 514 00:25:16,560 --> 00:25:19,830 What did they talk about - his enlarged prostate? 515 00:25:19,840 --> 00:25:21,350 No, no, no, no. 516 00:25:21,360 --> 00:25:23,590 Well, I don't see you coming up with any better ideas. 517 00:25:23,600 --> 00:25:25,750 While you were busy sleeping, 518 00:25:25,760 --> 00:25:28,750 my subconscious and my antennae were busy deducing. 519 00:25:29,920 --> 00:25:31,430 It's obvious who this woman is. 520 00:25:31,440 --> 00:25:33,710 Getting everyone out of the house? The unlocked doors? 521 00:25:33,720 --> 00:25:35,510 It must have been an estate agent. 522 00:25:35,520 --> 00:25:37,270 Anthony was going to sell the house? 523 00:25:37,280 --> 00:25:39,470 Well, it's the only logical reason for him to come back. 524 00:25:39,480 --> 00:25:42,190 He needed money fast. It was his only asset. 525 00:25:42,200 --> 00:25:44,990 An estate agent would want to see every room, 526 00:25:45,000 --> 00:25:47,390 hence the unlocked doors. 527 00:25:47,400 --> 00:25:49,760 I'll get Chaudhry to look into it. 528 00:25:50,800 --> 00:25:52,790 OK. 529 00:25:52,800 --> 00:25:55,921 If Dennis didn't do it, how about Owen? 530 00:25:55,931 --> 00:25:57,590 He could be our killer. 531 00:25:57,600 --> 00:25:58,830 Why? 532 00:25:58,840 --> 00:26:01,790 Because he's annoying, and I don't trust him. 533 00:26:01,800 --> 00:26:05,150 All his yoga and his yoga gear and his yoga pants... 534 00:26:05,160 --> 00:26:07,350 You've got more of an issue with yoga than Owen. 535 00:26:07,360 --> 00:26:08,470 Well, it's just stretching, 536 00:26:08,480 --> 00:26:10,550 and everyone that does it thinks they're Gwyneth Paltrow, 537 00:26:10,560 --> 00:26:12,150 and I'm sick of it! 538 00:26:12,160 --> 00:26:14,630 Plus, he smells of biscuits. 539 00:26:14,640 --> 00:26:16,230 He's guilty. 540 00:26:16,240 --> 00:26:19,390 If we just knew why him and Anthony argued, 541 00:26:19,400 --> 00:26:20,760 we could prove it. 542 00:26:24,000 --> 00:26:26,440 Well, you're not going to find the answer in there. 543 00:26:28,880 --> 00:26:30,710 Actually... 544 00:26:30,720 --> 00:26:32,070 Can't this wait? 545 00:26:32,080 --> 00:26:34,550 I'm kind of busy right now, because our useless maid for the weekend 546 00:26:34,560 --> 00:26:36,790 just leaves all the cocktail stuff lying around. 547 00:26:36,800 --> 00:26:39,870 It won't take long. Ooh, tequila! 548 00:26:39,880 --> 00:26:41,990 I love a tequila slammer. 549 00:26:42,000 --> 00:26:44,440 Yeah, you seem like the sort of person who would. 550 00:26:47,240 --> 00:26:50,190 Right, we need to talk now. 551 00:26:50,200 --> 00:26:51,800 About this. 552 00:26:54,080 --> 00:26:56,830 "Love Island Star's Hideaway Regret"? 553 00:26:56,840 --> 00:26:58,750 No, no, er... 554 00:26:58,760 --> 00:27:01,150 Just, er... 555 00:27:01,160 --> 00:27:03,150 "London Party Animals." 556 00:27:03,160 --> 00:27:07,950 That would be you rolling out of the back of a cab in Soho? 557 00:27:07,960 --> 00:27:10,550 That's why you and Anthony argued. 558 00:27:10,560 --> 00:27:11,910 There is no wellness retreat. 559 00:27:11,920 --> 00:27:15,270 You've been living in London, partying on Daddy's money. 560 00:27:15,280 --> 00:27:17,830 He found out and summoned you home. 561 00:27:17,840 --> 00:27:19,350 You had to make it look like 562 00:27:19,360 --> 00:27:22,000 you were living in Ibiza, hence the fake tan. 563 00:27:23,080 --> 00:27:25,270 Looks the part, but as anyone whose mam loves fake tan 564 00:27:25,280 --> 00:27:28,230 as much as mine knows, it smells like biscuits. 565 00:27:28,240 --> 00:27:29,800 The nose doesn't lie. 566 00:27:31,600 --> 00:27:33,070 Fine. 567 00:27:33,080 --> 00:27:34,550 Yeah. 568 00:27:34,560 --> 00:27:37,750 Dad called me and told me to "come home at once"! 569 00:27:37,760 --> 00:27:41,710 And, well, you know, you don't ignore the big chief. 570 00:27:41,720 --> 00:27:43,630 And Anthony showed you the magazine? 571 00:27:43,640 --> 00:27:46,030 Mm. Said it was the final straw. 572 00:27:46,040 --> 00:27:48,190 "No more money." 573 00:27:48,200 --> 00:27:50,870 Pretty big motive for murder. 574 00:27:50,880 --> 00:27:52,870 OK, now, wait a minute. 575 00:27:52,880 --> 00:27:55,670 OK, he was threatening to cut me off all the time. 576 00:27:55,680 --> 00:27:57,550 Plus, I could just borrow from Aunt Hel. 577 00:27:57,560 --> 00:28:00,670 Or bump him off and inherit everything? 578 00:28:00,680 --> 00:28:04,190 Look... I... I wouldn't. I couldn't do it. 579 00:28:04,200 --> 00:28:06,390 You know, most of the Zen stuff's an act, 580 00:28:06,400 --> 00:28:08,710 but deep down I'm actually a really peaceful guy. 581 00:28:08,720 --> 00:28:10,468 Hugs, not drugs, you know? 582 00:28:10,478 --> 00:28:12,630 Although I do really love drugs. 583 00:28:12,640 --> 00:28:15,910 Look, if anyone wanted to hurt Dad, it was that old guy. 584 00:28:15,920 --> 00:28:17,080 He threatened him. 585 00:28:18,240 --> 00:28:20,430 You threatened to punch Anthony. 586 00:28:20,440 --> 00:28:22,350 Was it you that gave him the black eye? 587 00:28:22,360 --> 00:28:24,910 No! We had words, that's all. 588 00:28:24,920 --> 00:28:27,710 I was standing up for the girl. The maid. 589 00:28:27,720 --> 00:28:29,390 - Izzy? - Yeah. 590 00:28:29,400 --> 00:28:32,270 He had a pop at her about his margarita being too sweet, 591 00:28:32,280 --> 00:28:35,280 so I told him to pick on someone his own size. 592 00:28:39,360 --> 00:28:43,550 Chaudhry. Yeah, er, I-I've got to take this, sorry. 593 00:28:43,560 --> 00:28:45,830 Chaudhry? What did you get? 594 00:28:45,840 --> 00:28:48,590 Well, hopefully we can all go home soon. 595 00:28:48,600 --> 00:28:51,150 Not soon enough, as far as I'm concerned. 596 00:28:51,160 --> 00:28:53,680 Well, this is what I can't understand about you, Dennis. 597 00:28:55,000 --> 00:28:57,510 Everyone else, I get why they're here. 598 00:28:57,520 --> 00:29:00,480 They enjoy all this, the... artifice. 599 00:29:01,600 --> 00:29:03,150 So do I. 600 00:29:03,160 --> 00:29:05,390 "And nurses think they've got it tough"? 601 00:29:05,400 --> 00:29:09,350 No, no, you've no time for dressing up, make-believe. 602 00:29:09,360 --> 00:29:11,190 You're a practical man. 603 00:29:11,200 --> 00:29:15,440 So why have you spent a small fortune to be here? 604 00:29:17,360 --> 00:29:19,710 You're right. 605 00:29:19,720 --> 00:29:21,680 I'm not like the others. 606 00:29:22,640 --> 00:29:23,800 Oddballs. 607 00:29:25,600 --> 00:29:29,310 I think a lot of TV crime stuff's just nonsense. 608 00:29:29,320 --> 00:29:31,190 Agreed. 609 00:29:31,200 --> 00:29:34,070 Well, it's actually what made Caesar so remarkable. 610 00:29:34,080 --> 00:29:37,390 But it's not about Caesar, sorry. Carry on. 611 00:29:37,400 --> 00:29:39,310 I am a sucker for Phoenix. 612 00:29:39,320 --> 00:29:41,510 Really? I found it to be formulaic, 613 00:29:41,520 --> 00:29:43,390 but it's all a matter of taste, of course. 614 00:29:43,400 --> 00:29:45,150 No, please... please carry on. 615 00:29:45,160 --> 00:29:46,750 My daughter was a huge fan. 616 00:29:46,760 --> 00:29:49,630 We'd watch it together every week without fail. 617 00:29:49,640 --> 00:29:52,470 What happened to your daughter, Dennis? 618 00:29:52,480 --> 00:29:54,840 She moved to Canada. Years ago. 619 00:29:56,000 --> 00:29:57,590 I don't see her any more. 620 00:29:57,600 --> 00:29:59,910 It's only Canada. 621 00:29:59,920 --> 00:30:01,830 Flights are cheaper than coming here. 622 00:30:01,840 --> 00:30:03,990 It's not that simple. 623 00:30:04,000 --> 00:30:05,320 We fell out. 624 00:30:06,680 --> 00:30:08,640 Things can't go back to how they were. 625 00:30:09,720 --> 00:30:11,040 No. They never can. 626 00:30:12,120 --> 00:30:14,870 That's why I came here, really. 627 00:30:14,880 --> 00:30:16,590 Daft old sod. 628 00:30:16,600 --> 00:30:18,590 I saw it advertised and I thought 629 00:30:18,600 --> 00:30:22,750 it might feel like me and her were still together somehow. 630 00:30:22,760 --> 00:30:24,350 I didn't want to admit it, 631 00:30:24,360 --> 00:30:27,560 because, well, it makes me sound bonkers. 632 00:30:28,680 --> 00:30:30,520 You're not bonkers, Dennis. 633 00:30:31,960 --> 00:30:34,560 Well, maybe you are, but, er... 634 00:30:37,480 --> 00:30:39,680 we're all a bit bonkers, aren't we? 635 00:30:41,200 --> 00:30:42,520 Ah, yes. 636 00:30:43,520 --> 00:30:47,030 OK, I will need you to come in and make an official statement. 637 00:30:47,040 --> 00:30:48,870 Yes, bye. Love you. 638 00:30:48,880 --> 00:30:51,360 Doh... dunno why I said that! Argh, hang up! 639 00:30:52,720 --> 00:30:54,310 That was our estate agent. 640 00:30:54,320 --> 00:30:55,830 My estate agent. 641 00:30:55,840 --> 00:30:58,150 You thought it was Dennis's younger wife, remember? 642 00:30:58,160 --> 00:30:59,710 Mm, potato, tomay-to. 643 00:30:59,720 --> 00:31:02,350 She did meet with Anthony to put the house on the market. 644 00:31:02,360 --> 00:31:05,430 She called back to confirm some details a few days ago, 645 00:31:05,440 --> 00:31:07,710 but said the call was answered by Anthony's sister. 646 00:31:07,720 --> 00:31:09,750 - No. - Yes. 647 00:31:09,760 --> 00:31:12,070 Helena said they were still considering it 648 00:31:12,080 --> 00:31:14,880 and hadn't confirmed 100 % whether they'd be selling. 649 00:31:16,040 --> 00:31:19,710 No, no, no, no, Helena would never sell the house. 650 00:31:19,720 --> 00:31:21,320 Which puts Helena in the frame. 651 00:31:22,440 --> 00:31:26,270 There was a call from some woman but I was rushed off my feet. 652 00:31:26,280 --> 00:31:30,510 I just said what I thought would... get her off the line. 653 00:31:32,200 --> 00:31:36,070 I must have, er... must have got a... shock 654 00:31:36,080 --> 00:31:37,830 from the light switch. 655 00:31:37,840 --> 00:31:39,910 You didn't confront Anthony? 656 00:31:39,920 --> 00:31:42,400 I didn't think he was serious. 657 00:31:45,680 --> 00:31:48,150 Weird. Didn't hurt me. 658 00:31:48,160 --> 00:31:50,350 But then I didn't hurt my hand attacking Anthony. 659 00:31:50,360 --> 00:31:52,150 God, I'm good - admit it. 660 00:31:52,160 --> 00:31:54,160 Maybe not the time, but very good, yes. 661 00:31:55,960 --> 00:31:57,360 Is it true, Helena? 662 00:32:00,280 --> 00:32:02,670 The selfishness. 663 00:32:02,680 --> 00:32:04,990 Typical Anthony. 664 00:32:05,000 --> 00:32:06,910 He was trying to sell my home. 665 00:32:06,920 --> 00:32:09,110 You couldn't let that happen, so you didn't. You stopped him. 666 00:32:09,120 --> 00:32:12,310 No, no, no, no. We argued. I was furious and I hit him, 667 00:32:12,320 --> 00:32:13,790 but that was all. 668 00:32:13,800 --> 00:32:16,310 I needed him to make these events a success. 669 00:32:16,320 --> 00:32:18,630 I'd spent months putting everything in place. 670 00:32:18,640 --> 00:32:20,520 Not strictly true - not everything. 671 00:32:22,240 --> 00:32:24,590 Think, Chapel. 672 00:32:24,600 --> 00:32:27,550 Yes. The name cards... 673 00:32:27,560 --> 00:32:29,030 were in the wrong place. 674 00:32:29,040 --> 00:32:32,190 But I triple-checked all the place settings myself 675 00:32:32,200 --> 00:32:33,270 yesterday morning. 676 00:32:33,280 --> 00:32:35,190 It's definitely in the wrong place. See? 677 00:32:35,200 --> 00:32:37,590 Well, that's even stranger. 678 00:32:37,600 --> 00:32:40,750 The name's wrong. There was no Lorna Maddison. 679 00:32:40,760 --> 00:32:42,670 Patty was supposed to be a different name. 680 00:32:42,680 --> 00:32:45,950 Mary Murphy O'Toole. I came up with all the names myself, 681 00:32:45,960 --> 00:32:48,190 and I was particularly pleased with that one. 682 00:32:48,200 --> 00:32:50,590 Very Irish. 683 00:32:50,600 --> 00:32:52,040 It's been tampered with. 684 00:32:54,600 --> 00:32:56,510 So who is Lorna Maddison? 685 00:32:56,520 --> 00:32:58,710 Lorna Maddison - worked as a production assistant 686 00:32:58,720 --> 00:33:00,590 on the TV show Phoenix. 687 00:33:00,600 --> 00:33:01,750 Where is she now? 688 00:33:01,760 --> 00:33:03,030 Dead. 689 00:33:03,040 --> 00:33:06,390 Died in a car crash in 2007 whilst working on the show. 690 00:33:06,400 --> 00:33:09,590 According to the inquest, she fell asleep at the wheel. 691 00:33:09,600 --> 00:33:11,310 She was driving from set to London 692 00:33:11,320 --> 00:33:13,070 after a 15-hour working day 693 00:33:13,080 --> 00:33:15,710 to go pick up Anthony Hart's mail from his house. 694 00:33:15,720 --> 00:33:19,190 All that to pick up some mail? What an arse. 695 00:33:19,200 --> 00:33:21,710 Left behind a husband and a six-month-old daughter. 696 00:33:22,880 --> 00:33:25,590 Also, we've had an update from Baxter on the toxicology. 697 00:33:25,600 --> 00:33:27,270 Said she's rushed the results through, 698 00:33:27,280 --> 00:33:28,990 so you owe her a Pizza Express. 699 00:33:29,000 --> 00:33:31,190 Every time! What else did she say? 700 00:33:31,200 --> 00:33:33,990 Well, the cause of death is still a letter opener, 701 00:33:34,000 --> 00:33:37,190 but Anthony had traces of ethylene glycol in his system. 702 00:33:37,200 --> 00:33:38,910 Somebody had tried to poison him. 703 00:33:38,920 --> 00:33:40,830 How much did everyone hate this guy?! 704 00:33:40,840 --> 00:33:42,310 Ethylene glycol? 705 00:33:42,320 --> 00:33:45,630 Found in brake fluid. Not enough to kill him. 706 00:33:45,640 --> 00:33:48,870 Apparently, it's quite easy to hide. It tastes quite sweet. 707 00:33:48,880 --> 00:33:50,190 Thanks, Chaudhry. 708 00:33:50,200 --> 00:33:51,990 Well, that explains why Anthony thought 709 00:33:52,000 --> 00:33:54,710 there was too much sugar syrup in his margarita. 710 00:33:55,800 --> 00:34:00,550 And it does rather implicate Izzy in his death. 711 00:34:00,560 --> 00:34:03,190 - But why would she do it? - I don't know. 712 00:34:03,200 --> 00:34:06,790 Ah... the only motives I can see come from the family, 713 00:34:06,800 --> 00:34:09,920 and Izzy is not family. 714 00:34:10,880 --> 00:34:12,400 She might be. 715 00:34:13,640 --> 00:34:15,150 Yeah, of course. 716 00:34:15,160 --> 00:34:17,270 The name card, 717 00:34:17,280 --> 00:34:19,910 the letter opener, Lorna Maddison - 718 00:34:19,920 --> 00:34:21,910 it all comes back to her. 719 00:34:21,920 --> 00:34:24,280 Somebody wanted revenge for what happened. 720 00:34:25,600 --> 00:34:26,670 Who? 721 00:34:26,680 --> 00:34:30,030 Lorna's daughter. The six-month-old baby girl! 722 00:34:30,040 --> 00:34:31,750 She'd be about 18 now. 723 00:34:31,760 --> 00:34:35,710 It's possible. She clearly lied to get the job working here. 724 00:34:35,720 --> 00:34:37,510 Silver-service waitresses don't tend to come 725 00:34:37,520 --> 00:34:39,430 straight from Cardiff Infernos. 726 00:34:39,440 --> 00:34:40,690 But why go to all the bother? 727 00:34:40,700 --> 00:34:42,470 Why not just bump him off in the street? 728 00:34:42,480 --> 00:34:44,550 She didn't want to just kill him - 729 00:34:44,560 --> 00:34:46,270 she wanted him to know why, 730 00:34:46,280 --> 00:34:48,470 she wanted him to be scared. 731 00:34:48,480 --> 00:34:51,470 That's why she posted the letter under his door. 732 00:34:51,480 --> 00:34:53,350 - It was a threat. - Where's the letter? 733 00:34:53,360 --> 00:34:55,590 She took it from Anthony's room. 734 00:34:55,600 --> 00:34:59,390 Think about it. Izzy's reaction to seeing the body 735 00:34:59,400 --> 00:35:02,670 was to run upstairs to the bathroom. Why? 736 00:35:02,680 --> 00:35:04,350 There's a toilet by the kitchen. 737 00:35:04,360 --> 00:35:07,590 She couldn't risk you finding it in the house. 738 00:35:07,600 --> 00:35:09,870 Didn't it seem strange that she went to take out the bins 739 00:35:09,880 --> 00:35:12,710 during a storm? You'd wait until later, wouldn't you? 740 00:35:12,720 --> 00:35:17,030 Unless you had to get rid of something urgently. 741 00:35:17,040 --> 00:35:18,950 Why would I kill him? It makes no sense. 742 00:35:18,960 --> 00:35:20,550 A lot of things make no sense. 743 00:35:20,560 --> 00:35:22,470 Like why you lied your way into a waitressing job. 744 00:35:22,480 --> 00:35:24,670 You did it to get close to Anthony, didn't you? 745 00:35:24,680 --> 00:35:26,910 - No. - Yes. You tried to poison him, 746 00:35:26,920 --> 00:35:28,670 and when that didn't work, you stabbed him. 747 00:35:28,680 --> 00:35:29,990 No! Why would I? 748 00:35:30,000 --> 00:35:32,400 Because he killed your mother. 749 00:35:33,360 --> 00:35:35,590 Mam's dead?! 750 00:35:35,600 --> 00:35:37,510 I spoke to her this morning! 751 00:35:37,520 --> 00:35:39,630 You're not Lorna Maddison's daughter? 752 00:35:39,640 --> 00:35:41,870 No, my mam's called Trish. 753 00:35:41,880 --> 00:35:42,910 Are you sure? 754 00:35:42,920 --> 00:35:45,550 What, that she's alive or that she's called Trish? 755 00:35:45,560 --> 00:35:48,670 I mean, I'm pretty sure on both but I can ring her and check. 756 00:35:48,680 --> 00:35:50,400 Agh, damn! 757 00:35:51,560 --> 00:35:54,310 Wha...! I was really hoping your mam was dead! 758 00:35:54,320 --> 00:35:56,910 Not in that way. But something about you doesn't add up, 759 00:35:56,920 --> 00:35:58,870 so you better tell me why you're really here now 760 00:35:58,880 --> 00:36:01,310 or I'm taking you down the station. Now, let's start 761 00:36:01,320 --> 00:36:03,680 with why you put a letter underneath Anthony's door. 762 00:36:05,400 --> 00:36:07,710 It wasn't a letter, it was a headshot. 763 00:36:07,720 --> 00:36:10,710 She's an actress. She lied her way here to get closer to Anthony - 764 00:36:10,720 --> 00:36:12,270 thought it would help her career. 765 00:36:12,280 --> 00:36:13,790 Same as she thought you would. 766 00:36:13,800 --> 00:36:17,560 Ah, well, that's why she was keen to talk about my process. 767 00:36:18,720 --> 00:36:20,390 That's a relief. 768 00:36:20,400 --> 00:36:22,270 I did worry she was flirting. 769 00:36:22,280 --> 00:36:24,510 With you? Ego much? 770 00:36:24,520 --> 00:36:29,110 As if she wants to see you in your Speedos with all your danglage. 771 00:36:29,120 --> 00:36:31,870 It does take us back to square one, though. 772 00:36:31,880 --> 00:36:34,030 I was sure she was the daughter. 773 00:36:34,040 --> 00:36:36,190 It did feel right. 774 00:36:36,200 --> 00:36:37,830 Emotionally. 775 00:36:37,840 --> 00:36:41,160 An obsessive needing revenge for a loss, righting the past. 776 00:36:42,160 --> 00:36:43,480 Oh, Chapel... 777 00:36:46,200 --> 00:36:48,190 Chapel... 778 00:36:48,200 --> 00:36:50,040 Yes-s! 779 00:36:51,240 --> 00:36:53,800 Oh, you fool! It's obvious! 780 00:36:54,880 --> 00:36:56,670 It wasn't the daughter, 781 00:36:56,680 --> 00:36:58,960 but it was the daughter! 782 00:37:00,240 --> 00:37:03,240 Just once, please, make sense. 783 00:37:05,720 --> 00:37:09,030 The road has been cleared now so you're all free to go... 784 00:37:09,040 --> 00:37:14,160 once we've sorted out the little matter of who killed Anthony. 785 00:37:16,040 --> 00:37:18,710 - Now... - Wait, what? 786 00:37:18,720 --> 00:37:21,710 this murder is, at its heart, 787 00:37:21,720 --> 00:37:24,910 about a woman called Lorna Maddison - a young woman 788 00:37:24,920 --> 00:37:27,310 who died because of Anthony Hart, 789 00:37:27,320 --> 00:37:31,190 18 years ago, driving to collect his post. 790 00:37:31,200 --> 00:37:33,560 Hence the letter opener. 791 00:37:34,480 --> 00:37:37,430 I really like the word "hence". I should use it more often. 792 00:37:37,440 --> 00:37:40,750 The letter opener was significant. 793 00:37:40,760 --> 00:37:42,870 Symbolic. 794 00:37:42,880 --> 00:37:44,350 Wasn't it, Dennis? 795 00:37:44,360 --> 00:37:46,830 No way! 796 00:37:46,840 --> 00:37:50,870 You were the big inconsistency from the start. 797 00:37:50,880 --> 00:37:53,190 The huge fan of Phoenix 798 00:37:53,200 --> 00:37:55,510 who wasn't interested in the show. 799 00:37:55,520 --> 00:37:57,350 I told you, I liked it 800 00:37:57,360 --> 00:37:59,270 because me and my daughter were into it. 801 00:37:59,280 --> 00:38:01,430 Your daughter. Yes. 802 00:38:01,440 --> 00:38:04,030 You were telling the truth there. 803 00:38:04,040 --> 00:38:06,550 I could tell how much you miss her. 804 00:38:06,560 --> 00:38:09,430 But there'd been no falling-out between you. 805 00:38:09,440 --> 00:38:12,560 You'd do anything to see your daughter again... 806 00:38:13,640 --> 00:38:15,910 but you can't. 807 00:38:15,920 --> 00:38:17,560 Because Lorna is dead. 808 00:38:18,720 --> 00:38:21,110 The only genuine emotion you showed 809 00:38:21,120 --> 00:38:23,390 was when you saw Anthony shouting at Izzy - 810 00:38:23,400 --> 00:38:25,230 seeing him push around a young woman 811 00:38:25,240 --> 00:38:27,910 the way he'd pushed your daughter around. 812 00:38:27,920 --> 00:38:29,680 Do you deny it, Dennis? 813 00:38:34,080 --> 00:38:36,270 That man... 814 00:38:36,280 --> 00:38:39,230 Maybe he wasn't in the car... 815 00:38:39,240 --> 00:38:40,480 but he killed my girl. 816 00:38:41,840 --> 00:38:44,030 Every time I saw his smug face on the telly, 817 00:38:44,040 --> 00:38:45,670 this thing grew inside me. 818 00:38:45,680 --> 00:38:47,910 I knew I'd have to finish him off one day. 819 00:38:47,920 --> 00:38:49,950 Just had to find out how to get to him. 820 00:38:49,960 --> 00:38:52,030 You famous people are really cagey 821 00:38:52,040 --> 00:38:53,910 about your whereabouts and that. 822 00:38:53,920 --> 00:38:56,350 Well, quite wisely, in your case. 823 00:38:56,360 --> 00:38:59,830 Then I saw the ad for this. Couldn't believe my luck. 824 00:38:59,840 --> 00:39:02,520 First thing I thought of was the letter opener. 825 00:39:04,320 --> 00:39:06,430 Seemed fitting. 826 00:39:06,440 --> 00:39:09,110 "Here's your mail." 827 00:39:09,120 --> 00:39:12,750 I'd snuck off and changed the place cards earlier. 828 00:39:12,760 --> 00:39:14,870 Said I needed the loo. 829 00:39:14,880 --> 00:39:18,040 In actual fact, I've got the prostate of a 25-year-old. 830 00:39:19,040 --> 00:39:20,990 Then I came down before lunch. 831 00:39:21,000 --> 00:39:23,910 Asked for an autograph for my little girl. 832 00:39:23,920 --> 00:39:25,550 He asked me her name. 833 00:39:25,560 --> 00:39:27,230 I told him - 834 00:39:27,240 --> 00:39:29,120 Lorna Maddison. 835 00:39:34,680 --> 00:39:36,640 They were the last words he heard. 836 00:39:38,280 --> 00:39:39,800 You killed my dad? 837 00:39:41,880 --> 00:39:43,880 Saved you the job in the end. 838 00:39:46,000 --> 00:39:47,510 What? 839 00:39:47,520 --> 00:39:50,590 You'd already started your plan to kill your dad. 840 00:39:50,600 --> 00:39:53,000 Poisoning him with brake fluid in the margarita. 841 00:39:54,080 --> 00:39:56,230 I told you I know how to make cocktails! 842 00:39:56,240 --> 00:39:57,830 Owen wouldn't murder his father. 843 00:39:57,840 --> 00:40:01,230 He had to. Anthony had threatened to cut him off. 844 00:40:01,240 --> 00:40:02,990 Good work, Detective. 845 00:40:03,000 --> 00:40:04,190 I completely missed that. 846 00:40:04,200 --> 00:40:06,390 This is absurd. There's no evidence. 847 00:40:06,400 --> 00:40:09,840 The tequila bottle. It's empty, but there'll be traces. 848 00:40:14,200 --> 00:40:16,110 Yeah, OK... 849 00:40:16,120 --> 00:40:18,230 Yeah, you got me. That's very good. 850 00:40:18,240 --> 00:40:20,710 Mm, yeah. When I saw him at the table, 851 00:40:20,720 --> 00:40:23,470 the tears were real. I was so relieved. 852 00:40:23,480 --> 00:40:25,390 Thank you, Dennis. 853 00:40:25,400 --> 00:40:29,670 Thanks to you, I walk free, and inherit everything, so... 854 00:40:29,680 --> 00:40:33,190 Yeah. No, you're still going to be arrested. 855 00:40:33,200 --> 00:40:35,310 It's still attempted murder. 856 00:40:35,320 --> 00:40:37,070 What?! 857 00:40:37,080 --> 00:40:38,350 No. 858 00:40:38,360 --> 00:40:41,750 Please, no. Um... It-It was a joke. 859 00:40:41,760 --> 00:40:43,750 Er, doesn't grief do that to some people? 860 00:40:43,760 --> 00:40:45,550 Gallows humour? No? 861 00:40:45,560 --> 00:40:48,350 Oh, come on, it wasn't even enough poison to kill him. 862 00:40:48,360 --> 00:40:50,790 It would've taken me weeks. 863 00:40:50,800 --> 00:40:52,510 A good lawyer will get me off. 864 00:40:52,520 --> 00:40:54,840 And how are you going to afford a good lawyer? 865 00:40:55,960 --> 00:40:57,750 Oh, Aunt Hel, maybe you... 866 00:40:57,760 --> 00:41:01,670 You little shit. You'll never receive a penny from me again. 867 00:41:01,680 --> 00:41:03,160 That'll be your ride, boys. 868 00:41:05,680 --> 00:41:09,070 We can come to an arrangement - me and you? 869 00:41:09,080 --> 00:41:12,670 A mutual arrangement? Backs get scratched? 870 00:41:12,680 --> 00:41:14,830 A bribe - there, I can't be any clearer. 871 00:41:14,840 --> 00:41:16,390 Watch the shirt! 872 00:41:16,400 --> 00:41:18,150 There you go, Chaudhry. Didn't miss out 873 00:41:18,160 --> 00:41:20,230 on all the excitement with your dead sheep. 874 00:41:20,240 --> 00:41:24,550 Didn't you hear? It wasn't a sheep carcass at all. It was a human's. 875 00:41:24,560 --> 00:41:27,430 - What?! - It'd had been in the drain for years. 876 00:41:27,440 --> 00:41:29,110 Clarke wants us on it straight away. 877 00:41:29,120 --> 00:41:30,950 I'll see you back at the station, all right? 878 00:41:30,960 --> 00:41:32,720 OK, all right. 879 00:41:33,840 --> 00:41:36,990 Er, I-I need to head straight down to the station. 880 00:41:37,000 --> 00:41:38,750 What, in your car? 881 00:41:38,760 --> 00:41:40,070 You going to make it? 882 00:41:40,080 --> 00:41:43,430 Oh, I hope so, but... maybe you are right. 883 00:41:43,440 --> 00:41:46,310 Maybe I do need to start thinking about... 884 00:41:46,320 --> 00:41:48,670 maybe thinking about... 885 00:41:48,680 --> 00:41:50,270 letting it go. 886 00:41:50,280 --> 00:41:53,710 Well, you don't want to be stuck in the past, like Dennis. 887 00:41:53,720 --> 00:41:56,310 Be sure to give us a good review on Tripadvisor. 888 00:41:56,320 --> 00:41:59,430 Oh, that's for sure! We had a great time. Thanks. 889 00:41:59,440 --> 00:42:02,110 Johnny? You're not going? 890 00:42:02,120 --> 00:42:05,390 Yeah, I'd better get back. Yeah. 891 00:42:05,400 --> 00:42:07,470 Helena, look, um, 892 00:42:07,480 --> 00:42:09,910 if you're not, er, preoccupied 893 00:42:09,920 --> 00:42:12,270 in doing, you know, with the... 894 00:42:12,280 --> 00:42:14,550 Are you trying to... ask me out? 895 00:42:14,560 --> 00:42:16,990 I think I am. Yeah. 896 00:42:17,000 --> 00:42:18,670 Dinner? 897 00:42:18,680 --> 00:42:20,280 Talk about old times? 898 00:42:21,280 --> 00:42:23,190 Maybe make some new times? 899 00:42:23,200 --> 00:42:27,030 Yes, yes, I'd... I'd love that. 900 00:42:27,040 --> 00:42:29,590 Right, excellent. 901 00:42:29,600 --> 00:42:31,230 Great. 902 00:42:31,240 --> 00:42:32,670 Lovely. 903 00:42:32,680 --> 00:42:35,120 Oh, Johnny Chapel, you've got me all flustered. 904 00:42:38,920 --> 00:42:41,430 I can't believe the vicar did it. 905 00:42:41,440 --> 00:42:43,870 We'll be booking again for next year. 906 00:42:43,880 --> 00:42:46,110 Oh, before you go, John Chapel, 907 00:42:46,120 --> 00:42:49,550 can I get one more photo of the supersleuths together? 908 00:42:49,560 --> 00:42:52,190 One more? You've been taking photos this whole time? 909 00:42:52,200 --> 00:42:54,430 Yeah. 910 00:42:54,440 --> 00:42:56,870 Please tell me you haven't sent them to anyone? 911 00:42:56,880 --> 00:42:58,710 - Well, just our kids. - The kids. 912 00:42:58,720 --> 00:43:00,830 You got quite the response on social media. 913 00:43:00,840 --> 00:43:02,870 - Oh! - Oh, God. 914 00:43:02,880 --> 00:43:05,310 No. No, no, no. Delete, delete. 915 00:43:05,320 --> 00:43:06,710 - Delete? - Delete them all. 916 00:43:06,720 --> 00:43:08,230 All right. Delete them all. 917 00:43:08,240 --> 00:43:10,510 - What's the matter? - Er, I'm so fired. 918 00:43:10,520 --> 00:43:13,310 Ah... We're in the paper! 919 00:43:13,320 --> 00:43:16,470 "Washed-up actor"? Well, this won't do! 920 00:43:19,120 --> 00:43:21,510 Oh, G... Clarke's calling me. 921 00:43:21,520 --> 00:43:23,040 I'm dead. I'm dead. 922 00:43:24,200 --> 00:43:26,040 Hi! 923 00:43:27,900 --> 00:43:33,900 *CREDITS*