1 00:00:12,200 --> 00:00:14,870 "The air bites shrewdly. 2 00:00:14,880 --> 00:00:16,590 "It is... very cold." 3 00:00:16,600 --> 00:00:19,550 And... bring in the toxic cloud ghost. 4 00:00:19,560 --> 00:00:21,710 Now wobble... 5 00:00:21,720 --> 00:00:25,550 - ..and gentle hiss whisper... - ..Hamlet... 6 00:00:25,560 --> 00:00:28,790 - Hamlet, Hamlet, Hamlet... - OK, Hamlet. 7 00:00:28,800 --> 00:00:31,910 It's your father. But he's dead, so it must be a ghost. 8 00:00:31,920 --> 00:00:36,110 - You're very surprised, and... - Hamlet, Hamlet... 9 00:00:36,120 --> 00:00:38,870 "Huh! Angels and ministers of grace defend us..." 10 00:00:38,880 --> 00:00:40,470 Hamlet, Hamlet... 11 00:00:40,480 --> 00:00:41,870 We can't hear you, Ben, love. 12 00:00:41,880 --> 00:00:44,030 Ah, yeah. It's all the racket with the metal sheet 13 00:00:44,040 --> 00:00:46,430 and the toxic wobbling. Can we take five, please, Wendy? 14 00:00:46,440 --> 00:00:49,390 Yeah, OK. OK, everyone, take a break! 15 00:00:49,400 --> 00:00:52,670 And costumes in the basket if you've finished your fitting. 16 00:00:52,680 --> 00:00:55,310 I don't know why I can't have a boilersuit, like the blokes. 17 00:00:55,320 --> 00:00:58,390 It's a post-apocalyptic patriarchy. 18 00:00:58,400 --> 00:01:00,830 It's Menna's vision. 19 00:01:00,840 --> 00:01:02,150 Wendy! 20 00:01:02,160 --> 00:01:04,310 I don't want to do it all loud and fake, like. 21 00:01:04,320 --> 00:01:06,030 My Hamlet's got to be natural. 22 00:01:06,040 --> 00:01:09,430 Like Marlon Brando or Danny Dyer. Real. 23 00:01:09,440 --> 00:01:12,790 I get that, Ben, love, but we can't hear you. 24 00:01:12,800 --> 00:01:15,430 Please, can we stick to how we've been doing it? 25 00:01:15,440 --> 00:01:18,230 Why don't we check with Menna? She'll get it. 26 00:01:18,240 --> 00:01:20,710 Director's vision and all. 27 00:01:20,720 --> 00:01:21,870 Menna's in her office. 28 00:01:21,880 --> 00:01:23,950 She was very clear she wanted a bit of shush. 29 00:01:23,960 --> 00:01:26,310 We can't keep disturbing her every two minutes! 30 00:01:26,320 --> 00:01:28,430 She deserves a rest. 31 00:01:28,440 --> 00:01:31,040 She's given her life for this theatre. 32 00:01:43,000 --> 00:01:48,000 *CREDITS* 33 00:01:49,400 --> 00:01:51,790 Probable death by strangulation. 34 00:01:51,800 --> 00:01:54,710 Slight petechiae in the eyes, and her lips are swollen. 35 00:01:54,720 --> 00:01:57,270 Sharp indentation and bruising traversing the neck 36 00:01:57,280 --> 00:02:00,030 suggests ligature rather than finger pressure. 37 00:02:00,040 --> 00:02:01,870 I love it when you sound proper technical. 38 00:02:01,880 --> 00:02:03,390 Anything on what was used? 39 00:02:03,400 --> 00:02:05,870 Looks like a length of rope or cord. 40 00:02:05,880 --> 00:02:08,990 Chaudhry! What do we know about the victim? 41 00:02:09,000 --> 00:02:11,830 Menna Hughes. A retired headmistress, property developer 42 00:02:11,840 --> 00:02:13,710 and bigwig in the community. 43 00:02:13,720 --> 00:02:15,670 Runs the Hedd Wyn Theatre Group here. 44 00:02:15,680 --> 00:02:18,470 Well... ran. 45 00:02:18,480 --> 00:02:20,230 A few of the actors were out at the local cafe, 46 00:02:20,240 --> 00:02:21,710 so only some of them were here. 47 00:02:21,720 --> 00:02:24,510 Theatre doors were open, so we can't rule out somebody 48 00:02:24,520 --> 00:02:28,110 coming in off the street. Nobody claims to have seen anything, 49 00:02:28,120 --> 00:02:31,470 but they could be lying. They are skilled actors. 50 00:02:31,480 --> 00:02:34,390 I mean, one of them's been in Doctors. 51 00:02:35,600 --> 00:02:38,040 So, not much to go on. 52 00:02:39,760 --> 00:02:41,680 Oh, hello. 53 00:02:43,440 --> 00:02:45,230 Did you know about this? 54 00:02:45,240 --> 00:02:48,310 From Menna's solicitor. She recently changed her will. 55 00:02:48,320 --> 00:02:49,440 No, I had no idea. 56 00:02:50,600 --> 00:02:52,510 But you were her assistant? 57 00:02:52,520 --> 00:02:56,110 Yeah, but it's not like I did everything for Menna. 58 00:02:56,120 --> 00:02:57,990 Just her diary, admin, 59 00:02:58,000 --> 00:03:00,790 running rehearsals, washing the costumes, 60 00:03:00,800 --> 00:03:03,990 - cleaning her house. - I hope she paid you well. 61 00:03:04,000 --> 00:03:06,230 It would've been an insult if she'd paid me. 62 00:03:06,240 --> 00:03:08,430 I got to bathe in her light. 63 00:03:08,440 --> 00:03:12,670 She relied on me and now she's... 64 00:03:12,680 --> 00:03:16,880 - OK, erm... Yep. Do you...? - Thank you. 65 00:03:26,480 --> 00:03:27,520 - Yeah... - Thank you. 66 00:03:29,240 --> 00:03:31,630 I suppose you'll have to cancel the show now. 67 00:03:31,640 --> 00:03:32,950 Oh, no, we can't do that. 68 00:03:32,955 --> 00:03:33,858 No? 69 00:03:33,913 --> 00:03:35,951 We sold all the tickets! The money's going to charity, 70 00:03:35,960 --> 00:03:38,160 providing theatre equipment to veterans. 71 00:03:39,160 --> 00:03:40,870 Plus, this was Menna's dream. 72 00:03:40,880 --> 00:03:45,710 Well, I don't know if this would've been. 73 00:03:45,720 --> 00:03:49,950 No, but Hamlet was. Years she talked about tackling it. 74 00:03:49,960 --> 00:03:52,750 If we cancelled it now, she would turn in her... Oh, God! 75 00:03:52,760 --> 00:03:55,150 Oh, gosh, yeah. Big feelings. 76 00:03:55,160 --> 00:03:57,990 - Can you? - Yeah. Oh, yeah. 77 00:03:58,000 --> 00:04:01,040 Use this. You're welcome. 78 00:04:05,640 --> 00:04:07,510 John Chapel! I was just... 79 00:04:07,520 --> 00:04:09,150 passing in the area and... 80 00:04:09,160 --> 00:04:11,950 Yes, yes, the theatre director, Llanfydan. 81 00:04:11,960 --> 00:04:13,670 Yeah, wondered when you were going to come. 82 00:04:13,680 --> 00:04:15,550 Great! I'll just get the files from the car! 83 00:04:15,560 --> 00:04:19,190 And I've got your Bourbons in. 84 00:04:19,200 --> 00:04:21,670 They were rehearsing a play at the time of the murder. 85 00:04:21,680 --> 00:04:22,870 Hamlet. 86 00:04:22,880 --> 00:04:25,710 Ah, the melancholy Dane. 87 00:04:25,720 --> 00:04:29,750 "O, that this too, too solid flesh would melt. Thaw... 88 00:04:29,760 --> 00:04:32,550 "And resolve itself into a dew!" 89 00:04:32,560 --> 00:04:34,470 - You know Hamlet?! - Yeah! 90 00:04:34,480 --> 00:04:37,750 And I can read and write. Clever little me. 91 00:04:37,760 --> 00:04:41,750 Now, Wendy the assistant. Something's off there. 92 00:04:41,760 --> 00:04:45,470 Menna basically had her running the company and her life for nothing. 93 00:04:45,480 --> 00:04:46,990 I mean, what sort of a person 94 00:04:47,000 --> 00:04:48,830 lets someone walk all over them like that? 95 00:04:48,840 --> 00:04:51,430 Good question. Unrelated, but how are things 96 00:04:51,440 --> 00:04:53,990 with your old friend? Still avoiding her? 97 00:04:54,000 --> 00:04:56,150 Things with me and Rhiannon are complicated, OK? 98 00:04:56,160 --> 00:04:58,430 You're not unlike Hamlet yourself, are you? 99 00:04:58,440 --> 00:05:00,270 Riddled with indecision. 100 00:05:00,280 --> 00:05:02,950 I'm not riddled with anything, thank you. 101 00:05:02,960 --> 00:05:05,310 Now, our thinking is, 102 00:05:05,320 --> 00:05:08,150 it was somebody in the theatre company that did it. 103 00:05:08,160 --> 00:05:10,270 - Ooh, let's have a look. - There you go. 104 00:05:10,280 --> 00:05:12,110 "A stripped-down production 105 00:05:12,120 --> 00:05:16,070 "combining Shakespearean text with contemporary idiom. 106 00:05:16,080 --> 00:05:17,390 "Relocated to the last farm 107 00:05:17,400 --> 00:05:21,190 "in a post-apocalyptic future Wales." 108 00:05:21,200 --> 00:05:22,670 You know, I like the sound of this, Menna. 109 00:05:22,680 --> 00:05:25,230 - She's pushing the boundaries. - Back to the case, please. 110 00:05:25,240 --> 00:05:27,030 Right. All right, OK. 111 00:05:27,040 --> 00:05:30,270 Well, you can assume that Menna had at least one enemy, 112 00:05:30,280 --> 00:05:34,350 because they've put out an urgent call for Claudius. 113 00:05:34,360 --> 00:05:37,230 - So? - It's the second-most important character in it. 114 00:05:37,240 --> 00:05:39,510 Take it from me, I've played it twice. 115 00:05:39,520 --> 00:05:42,990 Hamlet, once. Laertes... Old Hamlet... 116 00:05:43,000 --> 00:05:46,230 And famously, Gertrude, in an all-male touring production. 117 00:05:46,240 --> 00:05:48,550 Yeah, I think I've still got the lace bodice 118 00:05:48,560 --> 00:05:49,910 around here somewhere. 119 00:05:49,920 --> 00:05:53,390 I sense you want me to get on with it? Yeah, OK. Erm, right. 120 00:05:53,400 --> 00:05:56,550 Well, this obviously meant a lot to Menna. 121 00:05:56,560 --> 00:06:00,510 She wouldn't leave it so late to cast an important part. 122 00:06:00,520 --> 00:06:02,640 Their Claudius must have left recently. 123 00:06:04,400 --> 00:06:05,557 - Why? - And who? 124 00:06:05,567 --> 00:06:08,550 Well, that's obvious, isn't it? 125 00:06:08,560 --> 00:06:12,270 All their recent productions include Leonard Price. Oh, yeah. 126 00:06:12,280 --> 00:06:16,630 He's got the eyes of a Claudius, yeah. Dilated, deceitful. 127 00:06:16,640 --> 00:06:19,510 - Yes, Chapel. That's him! - Good. Well, 128 00:06:19,520 --> 00:06:24,440 I'm going to go and have a word with this Leonard Price. 129 00:06:26,760 --> 00:06:29,070 You ever think you'd ever like to get back into acting? 130 00:06:29,080 --> 00:06:30,390 Why did you pack it all in? 131 00:06:30,400 --> 00:06:33,350 I just thought it was the right time to retire, all right? 132 00:06:33,360 --> 00:06:35,630 But you were in your prime. 133 00:06:35,640 --> 00:06:37,070 I mean, I get it, though. 134 00:06:37,080 --> 00:06:38,990 Better to leave at the top, before you lose it. 135 00:06:39,000 --> 00:06:40,790 Lose it?! Look... 136 00:06:40,800 --> 00:06:43,710 a good actor, a proper actor, doesn't lose it. 137 00:06:43,720 --> 00:06:45,270 No, it's like riding a bike! 138 00:06:45,280 --> 00:06:48,510 You know, one that you park every now and then. 139 00:06:48,520 --> 00:06:51,310 Yeah, but your bike's been parked for over a decade. 140 00:06:51,320 --> 00:06:53,470 Your chain's rusty, you need an oil. 141 00:06:53,480 --> 00:06:55,680 And the less said about the seat, the better. 142 00:07:06,280 --> 00:07:09,960 Just a minute! 143 00:07:14,000 --> 00:07:16,550 - All right? - I am, yeah. 144 00:07:16,560 --> 00:07:17,920 But Menna Hughes isn't. 145 00:07:18,920 --> 00:07:22,000 - DS Mallowan, Trefach CID. - You'd better come in. 146 00:07:26,120 --> 00:07:28,470 Sorry about the volume! 147 00:07:28,480 --> 00:07:31,880 I find panpipes very soothing! 148 00:07:33,480 --> 00:07:36,830 Thanks! Can't stand panpipes. 149 00:07:36,840 --> 00:07:39,590 They used to play them outside Lush when I worked there. 150 00:07:39,600 --> 00:07:43,150 God, can you believe it's 13 years since I worked at Lush? 151 00:07:43,160 --> 00:07:45,670 The delicate dance of time. 152 00:07:45,680 --> 00:07:48,736 Yeah. What's that smell? 153 00:07:48,746 --> 00:07:50,910 Is that hemp oil? 154 00:07:50,920 --> 00:07:53,790 Sure. Hemp oil. Yeah. 155 00:07:53,800 --> 00:07:57,150 Erm, you said you were here about Menna? 156 00:07:57,160 --> 00:07:59,630 Yeah. She snuffed it. 157 00:07:59,640 --> 00:08:02,590 I mean, er... she's dead. 158 00:08:02,600 --> 00:08:04,720 - Murdered. - I know. 159 00:08:07,560 --> 00:08:10,470 - Terrible. - You were in the Hedd Wyn Theatre Group with her? 160 00:08:10,480 --> 00:08:12,430 Yeah, we started it together back in the day 161 00:08:12,440 --> 00:08:15,390 when there were just a few of us wild-eyed dreamers. 162 00:08:15,400 --> 00:08:18,990 - Why did you leave the group? - All things come to an end 163 00:08:19,000 --> 00:08:21,790 and I'm not getting any younger. 164 00:08:21,800 --> 00:08:23,830 Nah! 165 00:08:23,840 --> 00:08:26,390 You'd already signed up to play Claudius. 166 00:08:26,400 --> 00:08:27,470 I, er... 167 00:08:27,480 --> 00:08:29,550 I never could lie. 168 00:08:29,560 --> 00:08:31,790 I blame my eyes, too expressive. 169 00:08:31,800 --> 00:08:36,430 Menna and I fell out over Chester, my dog. 170 00:08:36,440 --> 00:08:38,030 About a month ago, he nipped her. 171 00:08:38,040 --> 00:08:41,350 And Menna, being Menna, got all dramatic about it 172 00:08:41,360 --> 00:08:43,990 and said he'd taken an hanch out of her leg. 173 00:08:44,000 --> 00:08:46,030 So, she chucked you out the group for that? 174 00:08:46,040 --> 00:08:49,910 Worse! She reported me and Chester! Said he was dangerous, 175 00:08:49,920 --> 00:08:53,070 and that I'd have to get him re-homed or put down! 176 00:08:53,080 --> 00:08:55,270 And now he's gone. 177 00:08:55,280 --> 00:08:57,960 She exerted her influence with the council. 178 00:09:01,400 --> 00:09:04,270 - I thought postmen didn't like doggies. - Well, I did. 179 00:09:04,280 --> 00:09:07,830 I couldn't stomach being around Menna after that. 180 00:09:07,840 --> 00:09:12,710 I do have to ask you, where were you on Saturday, 181 00:09:12,720 --> 00:09:14,830 between 11.00 and 1.00? 182 00:09:14,840 --> 00:09:16,710 Oh, that's an easy one. 183 00:09:16,720 --> 00:09:19,550 Same place I am every day after I finish my rounds - 184 00:09:19,560 --> 00:09:24,880 surfing on Traeth Olaf. I'm what they call a silver surfer. 185 00:09:26,120 --> 00:09:29,310 There's a car park ticket on the van window. 186 00:09:29,320 --> 00:09:34,590 Was there anybody else who might've had beef with Menna? 187 00:09:34,600 --> 00:09:37,070 Well, there was all that business with her holiday lets. 188 00:09:37,080 --> 00:09:38,630 Someone graffitied the walls 189 00:09:38,640 --> 00:09:41,710 and took an angle grinder to the key safe boxes. 190 00:09:41,720 --> 00:09:43,363 There was Ben and Rowena, too. 191 00:09:43,373 --> 00:09:45,510 - From the theatre group? - Yes! Yes. 192 00:09:45,520 --> 00:09:48,950 They were buying a house. Menna came in at the last minute 193 00:09:48,960 --> 00:09:51,350 - and gazumped them! - "Gazumped." 194 00:09:51,360 --> 00:09:53,550 I always think that word sounds really rude. 195 00:09:53,560 --> 00:09:57,400 Like, "They're not just friends. I heard they were gazumping." 196 00:10:02,960 --> 00:10:05,720 You've been a great help. I'll show myself out. 197 00:10:08,800 --> 00:10:11,070 No! That's the toilet! 198 00:10:11,080 --> 00:10:14,430 Yep! I actually do need to go to the toilet now anyway, 199 00:10:14,440 --> 00:10:17,120 so, erm... Won't be a mo! 200 00:10:21,040 --> 00:10:23,790 So, Linda, you hear Hamlet come in. 201 00:10:23,800 --> 00:10:27,630 Ketan, love, that's Polonius's cue to dive behind the arras 202 00:10:27,640 --> 00:10:30,150 before Hamlet infects him with the bio-virus. 203 00:10:30,160 --> 00:10:34,030 Do you mean like this? 204 00:10:34,040 --> 00:10:35,320 Yes... 205 00:10:36,920 --> 00:10:38,950 OK. Take five, everyone! Down time. 206 00:10:38,960 --> 00:10:41,750 Detective, can I help you? 207 00:10:44,080 --> 00:10:46,150 Sorry, mouthful of fish and chips. 208 00:10:46,160 --> 00:10:48,030 God, I wish there were more murders by the sea. 209 00:10:48,040 --> 00:10:50,630 I really love fish and chips. Ha-ha! 210 00:10:50,640 --> 00:10:52,990 That sounds callous. Erm... 211 00:10:53,000 --> 00:10:54,710 I'm looking for Ben and Rowena. 212 00:10:54,720 --> 00:10:57,190 Oh, they're in the dressing room doing vocal warm-ups. 213 00:10:57,200 --> 00:10:59,230 Huh! I'm in a flap, I am. 214 00:10:59,240 --> 00:11:01,910 We've managed to cast a new Claudius, 215 00:11:01,920 --> 00:11:05,070 and we've only landed ourselves a real actor! 216 00:11:05,080 --> 00:11:07,190 I'm a real actor! 217 00:11:07,200 --> 00:11:09,150 Sorry, Greg! Course you are, love. 218 00:11:09,160 --> 00:11:11,190 He's not. 219 00:11:11,200 --> 00:11:13,560 I mean an established actor. Yeah. 220 00:11:14,840 --> 00:11:17,870 You probably recognise him, Detective. 221 00:11:17,880 --> 00:11:20,670 He used to be very famous! 222 00:11:20,680 --> 00:11:21,800 John Chapel? 223 00:11:23,120 --> 00:11:26,230 He... He looks vaguely familiar. 224 00:11:26,240 --> 00:11:30,030 What are you doing here, Mr Chapel? 225 00:11:30,040 --> 00:11:33,550 Serendipity beckons, Officer. 226 00:11:33,560 --> 00:11:35,000 What? 227 00:11:36,280 --> 00:11:40,470 An urgent call went out for a Claudius, and coincidentally, 228 00:11:40,480 --> 00:11:43,230 I've been considering a soft return to the stage. 229 00:11:43,240 --> 00:11:45,550 And I thought this excellent little theatre... 230 00:11:45,560 --> 00:11:48,590 would be the perfect place to test out the waters. 231 00:11:48,600 --> 00:11:51,558 Even though it's under such tragic circumstances. 232 00:11:51,563 --> 00:11:52,555 Yes... 233 00:11:52,560 --> 00:11:56,030 Yeah... Erm, can we have a little moment? 234 00:11:56,040 --> 00:11:57,390 - Yeah. - Thanks. 235 00:11:57,400 --> 00:11:59,670 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Of course. 236 00:11:59,680 --> 00:12:03,070 Jac! Careful with the toxic grain! 237 00:12:03,080 --> 00:12:04,880 What can I do for you, Officer? 238 00:12:06,000 --> 00:12:07,990 What the hell are you doing? 239 00:12:08,000 --> 00:12:09,510 I answered their call for help. 240 00:12:09,520 --> 00:12:12,710 I think I can still knock the dust off my Claudius. 241 00:12:12,720 --> 00:12:16,470 I am this close to being fast-tracked to my dream job, 242 00:12:16,480 --> 00:12:18,230 and you decide to put on a play with the suspects? 243 00:12:18,240 --> 00:12:20,630 I thought I could be useful to the investigation. 244 00:12:20,640 --> 00:12:22,470 I could be your eyes and ears within. 245 00:12:22,480 --> 00:12:24,790 You can't be actively involved. 246 00:12:24,800 --> 00:12:27,670 Oh, well... So, you want me to wait at home, do you? 247 00:12:27,680 --> 00:12:29,910 For your visits? Until you need me? 248 00:12:29,920 --> 00:12:31,950 - Like some disposable skivvy? - No! 249 00:12:31,960 --> 00:12:35,270 Not skivvy, you weirdo! 250 00:12:35,280 --> 00:12:37,230 Like, I don't know... 251 00:12:37,240 --> 00:12:40,310 - ..a computer. - Oh, great! Oh, so, what do you do 252 00:12:40,320 --> 00:12:42,110 when you've finished with me, then? Unplug me? 253 00:12:42,120 --> 00:12:45,150 Do you take out my hard drive? No, this is the best way for us 254 00:12:45,160 --> 00:12:46,670 to get the bottom of this murder. 255 00:12:46,680 --> 00:12:48,710 This is the best way for you to kill my career! 256 00:12:48,720 --> 00:12:50,790 Well, it's hardly a great look for my career, is it? 257 00:12:50,800 --> 00:12:52,150 Do you think I want to be here? 258 00:12:52,160 --> 00:12:55,430 A regional amateur dramatic theatre company? 259 00:12:55,440 --> 00:12:57,350 I did 11 years with the Royal Shakespeare Company, 260 00:12:57,360 --> 00:12:58,510 for goodness' sake! 261 00:12:58,520 --> 00:13:01,600 And I've told you, I am completely retired. 262 00:13:03,880 --> 00:13:06,750 Oh, fine. You're here now anyway. 263 00:13:06,760 --> 00:13:09,590 - I need to talk to Ben and Rowena. - I'll come with you. 264 00:13:09,600 --> 00:13:11,430 Yes, just to observe. Yes. 265 00:13:11,440 --> 00:13:12,990 But try and keep it quick, though, will you? 266 00:13:13,000 --> 00:13:15,320 There's an awful lot to get through today. 267 00:13:16,760 --> 00:13:20,750 So, how long till the... pfff? 268 00:13:20,760 --> 00:13:23,630 Sorry, don't know why I mimed an explosion. 269 00:13:23,640 --> 00:13:25,630 The... The birth. The baby. 270 00:13:25,640 --> 00:13:26,790 A month. 271 00:13:26,800 --> 00:13:28,990 I think he's had another growth spurt. 272 00:13:29,000 --> 00:13:32,270 Wendy's going to have to take that costume out again. 273 00:13:32,280 --> 00:13:35,070 I can't be trussed up like a chicken with a belt across my bump. 274 00:13:35,080 --> 00:13:37,310 I don't care if I have to be the first Ophelia in a kaftan. 275 00:13:37,320 --> 00:13:39,190 - Ah! - Not the first! 276 00:13:39,200 --> 00:13:42,470 I saw a Hamlet set in '60s California once. 277 00:13:42,480 --> 00:13:47,110 A very Manson-family vibe. It was bold but bloody awful. 278 00:13:47,120 --> 00:13:49,530 Yup. Menna gazumped you, didn't she? 279 00:13:49,540 --> 00:13:51,120 She gave you a right gazumping. 280 00:13:51,125 --> 00:13:52,075 - Yeah. - No. 281 00:13:52,080 --> 00:13:54,310 - It wasn't a big deal. - It was a very big deal. 282 00:13:54,320 --> 00:13:56,790 We've been living on a caravan site for two years, 283 00:13:56,800 --> 00:13:59,070 getting the cash together to buy our dream house. 284 00:13:59,080 --> 00:14:01,590 Then Menna comes in and buys it. 285 00:14:01,600 --> 00:14:04,550 It's actually a proper tidy static, not a caravan. 286 00:14:04,560 --> 00:14:06,470 I've lived in far worse places. 287 00:14:06,480 --> 00:14:09,390 I want a house, not somewhere I can cook bacon 288 00:14:09,400 --> 00:14:10,990 whilst sat on the toilet. 289 00:14:11,000 --> 00:14:12,790 I keep telling her to close the door, like. 290 00:14:12,800 --> 00:14:14,510 You must have been angry. 291 00:14:14,520 --> 00:14:16,070 - Livid. - Chill out. 292 00:14:16,080 --> 00:14:18,430 I'm hormonal, I don't want to chill out! 293 00:14:18,440 --> 00:14:21,190 I wasn't angry with her. 294 00:14:21,200 --> 00:14:22,630 Just... just more confused. 295 00:14:22,640 --> 00:14:26,830 Well, now, this could be useful. Channel it into your Hamlet. 296 00:14:26,840 --> 00:14:28,710 Confusion, indecision, yes... 297 00:14:28,720 --> 00:14:30,630 Can we save the acting tips till after I've gone?! 298 00:14:30,640 --> 00:14:32,670 Yeah. 299 00:14:32,680 --> 00:14:35,430 I've known Menna since I was a kid. She was my headmistress. 300 00:14:35,440 --> 00:14:37,270 So, her doing that, it was just... 301 00:14:37,280 --> 00:14:38,750 just a bit sly, you know? 302 00:14:38,760 --> 00:14:42,630 "That one may smile, and smile, and be a villain." 303 00:14:42,640 --> 00:14:45,950 Yeah, that's Hamlet on Gertrude. This is all brilliant subtext. 304 00:14:45,960 --> 00:14:48,310 Why do you think she did it? 305 00:14:48,320 --> 00:14:51,030 What, marry Claudius? Well, there's the million-dollar question. 306 00:14:51,040 --> 00:14:53,510 - Lots of people think... - Menna, not Gertrude! 307 00:14:53,520 --> 00:14:55,440 Bigger issues going on here. 308 00:14:57,280 --> 00:14:59,950 I don't know. She hadn't been herself lately. 309 00:14:59,960 --> 00:15:02,230 And not just beating us to the house. 310 00:15:02,240 --> 00:15:04,110 She proper yelled at Wendy in front of everyone 311 00:15:04,120 --> 00:15:05,590 for not sending off some documents. 312 00:15:05,600 --> 00:15:08,150 Yeah, me and Menna got on all right, but even I know 313 00:15:08,160 --> 00:15:09,630 she was a mare to Wendy... 314 00:15:09,640 --> 00:15:11,520 by taking advantage of her very nature. 315 00:15:13,040 --> 00:15:17,670 Hello! Sorry, loves, but shall we get a shufti on with rehearsals? 316 00:15:17,680 --> 00:15:19,080 Oh, yeah. 317 00:15:23,880 --> 00:15:25,720 Act 1, Scene 2, please! 318 00:15:27,720 --> 00:15:29,630 OK, so, keep an eye on Wendy and those two. 319 00:15:29,640 --> 00:15:31,110 See what else you can find out. 320 00:15:31,120 --> 00:15:33,870 Oh, you want the computer's help now, then? 321 00:15:33,880 --> 00:15:37,400 Don't make me restore you to factory settings, OK? 322 00:15:39,200 --> 00:15:42,350 I mean, the old rogue! We were completely outraged. 323 00:15:42,360 --> 00:15:44,710 He slept through the entire first run, 324 00:15:44,720 --> 00:15:46,190 then woke up and gave us the best notes 325 00:15:46,200 --> 00:15:47,920 we've ever had in our lives. 326 00:15:51,160 --> 00:15:54,030 It's good to have another professional actor in the group. 327 00:15:54,040 --> 00:15:58,190 Er, Greg. I did a couple of eps of Doctors last year. 328 00:15:58,200 --> 00:15:59,640 Teacher with shingles. 329 00:16:01,320 --> 00:16:02,510 Of course! 330 00:16:02,520 --> 00:16:05,070 I thought I knew you! 331 00:16:05,080 --> 00:16:07,230 Lovely itch work. 332 00:16:07,240 --> 00:16:08,400 Thanks, John. 333 00:16:09,760 --> 00:16:11,990 Wendy, you were, er...? 334 00:16:12,000 --> 00:16:15,830 Menna was such a fan of yours. Your theatre work goes 335 00:16:15,840 --> 00:16:17,430 way over my head, of course. 336 00:16:17,440 --> 00:16:21,190 - You're not a fan of the theatre? - Oh, no, no! I'm obsessed! 337 00:16:21,200 --> 00:16:23,590 It's just Menna always said that I didn't have what it took 338 00:16:23,600 --> 00:16:27,520 for the serious stuff, so... I was put in charge of pantos. 339 00:16:29,760 --> 00:16:31,150 Have you ever done panto? 340 00:16:31,160 --> 00:16:35,110 I've somehow... resisted the urge. 341 00:16:35,120 --> 00:16:37,950 You would make an excellent Widow Twankey. 342 00:16:37,960 --> 00:16:42,470 Thank you. All sadnesses aside, of course, erm... 343 00:16:42,480 --> 00:16:45,110 you must be enjoying your new-found responsibilities. 344 00:16:45,120 --> 00:16:47,310 Yeah, I mean... 345 00:16:47,320 --> 00:16:50,190 It's great to be able to honour Menna's dream like this, 346 00:16:50,200 --> 00:16:53,790 but I'll probably fudge it up, so... 347 00:16:53,800 --> 00:16:57,360 You shouldn't put yourself down. You're really good at it. 348 00:16:58,960 --> 00:17:02,630 - Oh, sorry. - Yeah. 349 00:17:02,640 --> 00:17:05,310 - Right, erm, better get on! - Yeah! 350 00:17:05,320 --> 00:17:07,670 OK, so, er... 351 00:17:07,680 --> 00:17:11,430 Why don't we get our new star guest 352 00:17:11,440 --> 00:17:13,000 to do Claudius's confession? 353 00:17:14,160 --> 00:17:16,910 - What, me? Now? - It'll be like our very own masterclass. 354 00:17:16,920 --> 00:17:20,040 - One of the greats. - Well, yeah, erm... 355 00:17:21,080 --> 00:17:25,270 Yeah... Just hold that thought for a moment. 356 00:17:25,280 --> 00:17:29,710 You're an exciting company, yeah. 357 00:17:29,720 --> 00:17:31,990 Right, trying new things. 358 00:17:32,000 --> 00:17:35,110 I think I'm going to need some time to... 359 00:17:35,120 --> 00:17:37,750 to immerse myself in your style. 360 00:17:37,760 --> 00:17:40,750 Well, you're all experienced actors, you understand. 361 00:17:40,760 --> 00:17:44,470 As an experienced actor, I get that, actually. 362 00:17:44,480 --> 00:17:47,440 OK, guys, let's move on. Yeah. 363 00:17:48,840 --> 00:17:51,030 Right. OK, er... 364 00:17:51,040 --> 00:17:54,550 Ben, let's go with your first soliloquy, and let's work on 365 00:17:54,560 --> 00:17:57,280 - speaking up a tot, OK? - Right. 366 00:18:02,600 --> 00:18:05,360 "O, that this too solid flesh would melt, like... 367 00:18:07,640 --> 00:18:09,960 "Thaw itself into a... 368 00:18:14,000 --> 00:18:15,040 "a..." 369 00:18:16,680 --> 00:18:18,535 - Line! - Dew. 370 00:18:18,545 --> 00:18:20,400 He's got it. 371 00:18:22,400 --> 00:18:23,830 Menna dropped the vandalism case. 372 00:18:23,840 --> 00:18:28,080 - She even came into the station in person. - Right. 373 00:18:29,520 --> 00:18:31,310 Oh, that's all you've got? 374 00:18:31,320 --> 00:18:34,350 Oh. Ah, wait a minute, I know what's going on. 375 00:18:34,360 --> 00:18:35,870 Pretending that's all you've got, 376 00:18:35,880 --> 00:18:37,430 and then you're going to tell me you know who did it. 377 00:18:37,440 --> 00:18:39,663 - Love it. - Er... No. 378 00:18:39,673 --> 00:18:41,310 - No? - No. 379 00:18:41,320 --> 00:18:42,590 Oh, that is a blow. 380 00:18:42,600 --> 00:18:45,550 I was really hoping you'd have something tangible. 381 00:18:45,560 --> 00:18:47,330 This is all my fault, I suppose. 382 00:18:47,340 --> 00:18:49,110 What do you mean, your fault? 383 00:18:49,120 --> 00:18:52,070 I put too much pressure on you. Didn't stop to consider 384 00:18:52,080 --> 00:18:54,510 that your previous cases might have been flukes. 385 00:18:54,520 --> 00:18:57,350 - They weren't flukes! - It happens all the time. One-hit wonder. 386 00:18:57,360 --> 00:18:59,790 I'm not a one-hit wonder! I'm a nonstop hit machine! 387 00:18:59,800 --> 00:19:00,990 Call me Alan Hitmarsh 388 00:19:01,000 --> 00:19:04,110 - because this is going to be another hit! - Hey, hey! 389 00:19:04,120 --> 00:19:07,190 Something my old DCI used to tell me to motivate me - 390 00:19:07,200 --> 00:19:09,270 "I like you, Clarke", he used to say. 391 00:19:09,280 --> 00:19:13,030 "You don't get results, you sweat results." 392 00:19:13,040 --> 00:19:16,630 Oh, so, you've always been a bit sweaty? 393 00:19:16,640 --> 00:19:19,670 What? No. No, no. In fact, I'm not sweaty. 394 00:19:19,680 --> 00:19:22,150 Kel's got me a new roll-on, Barrier Reef. 395 00:19:22,160 --> 00:19:26,710 No, what I'm saying is, work hard, get sweating! 396 00:19:26,720 --> 00:19:28,080 OK. 397 00:19:34,040 --> 00:19:36,350 Now, your old-school wrestlers, your Big Daddys, 398 00:19:36,360 --> 00:19:37,590 your Giant Haystacks, 399 00:19:37,600 --> 00:19:40,590 your Kendo Nagasakis, that was real combat. 400 00:19:40,600 --> 00:19:42,400 Can we move this along? 401 00:19:43,560 --> 00:19:46,430 Janie, you free? Someone here to report a vehicle theft. 402 00:19:46,440 --> 00:19:49,360 Yeah, of course. Let me just take a few details. 403 00:19:51,240 --> 00:19:52,800 - Hello. - Hi. 404 00:19:54,560 --> 00:19:57,390 - Er, my car's been stolen. - Wow. Shame. 405 00:19:57,400 --> 00:20:01,150 - Make, model? - Yeah, Tesla. Model 3. 406 00:20:01,160 --> 00:20:02,720 - Ooh, very nice. - Shut up. 407 00:20:03,880 --> 00:20:07,190 - Can you remember the registration? - Yeah, I can. It's SL19G... 408 00:20:07,200 --> 00:20:09,950 Why don't I deal with this? 409 00:20:11,160 --> 00:20:13,040 This way, ma'am. 410 00:20:15,000 --> 00:20:16,320 Thanks. 411 00:20:23,800 --> 00:20:26,070 You've got the same plates as me mam. 412 00:20:26,080 --> 00:20:28,070 These are your mum's plates. 413 00:20:28,080 --> 00:20:31,790 She keeps bringing me meals round. Can you make her stop? 414 00:20:31,795 --> 00:20:33,595 You can't stop that woman from delivering food. 415 00:20:33,600 --> 00:20:37,110 She's like Christian Aid. Now, the case. 416 00:20:37,120 --> 00:20:38,990 The only person I can see who stood to gain anything 417 00:20:39,000 --> 00:20:40,470 from Menna dying is Wendy. 418 00:20:40,480 --> 00:20:43,350 She went from being a gofer to running the theatre company. 419 00:20:43,360 --> 00:20:47,550 Which she didn't want. Wendy idolised Menna. 420 00:20:47,560 --> 00:20:49,310 She was happy to be her doormat. 421 00:20:49,320 --> 00:20:51,070 Well, maybe she'd had enough and snapped. 422 00:20:51,080 --> 00:20:54,430 The vandalism to Menna's houses, now, that is interesting. 423 00:20:54,440 --> 00:20:57,150 It's probably disgruntled locals. It's not isolated to Menna. 424 00:20:57,160 --> 00:20:59,110 You see it happening everywhere these days. 425 00:20:59,120 --> 00:21:01,630 Yes, but she told the police to drop it. 426 00:21:01,640 --> 00:21:03,670 Now, this is the same Menna 427 00:21:03,680 --> 00:21:06,110 that had a good friend's dog taken away from them 428 00:21:06,120 --> 00:21:09,350 and suggested it be put down... because of the rules? 429 00:21:09,360 --> 00:21:13,240 Well, maybe it was one of them annoying, yappy little dogs. 430 00:21:14,640 --> 00:21:17,750 - Wait, that was weird. - What was? 431 00:21:17,760 --> 00:21:21,750 Leonard still had the dog lead. You'd get rid of it, wouldn't you? 432 00:21:21,760 --> 00:21:25,910 Unless... you used it to strangle Menna! 433 00:21:25,920 --> 00:21:27,870 It's the right colour, it's a rope. 434 00:21:27,880 --> 00:21:31,990 You need to focus less on objects, more on psychology. 435 00:21:32,000 --> 00:21:36,110 Now, Rowena... I just can't figure her out. 436 00:21:36,120 --> 00:21:39,190 I mean, why is she in the theatre group? 437 00:21:39,200 --> 00:21:41,150 She's keeping an eye on Ben. 438 00:21:41,160 --> 00:21:42,910 Yes, Chapel, yes, but why else? 439 00:21:42,920 --> 00:21:45,790 OK, well, you should keep an eye on her. 440 00:21:45,800 --> 00:21:47,390 Well, that could be tricky, 441 00:21:47,400 --> 00:21:49,310 because I'm thinking of leaving the group. 442 00:21:49,320 --> 00:21:52,150 What? Why?! You only just joined! 443 00:21:52,160 --> 00:21:55,750 Well, it's not fair on them, is it? 444 00:21:55,760 --> 00:21:58,990 I mean, I don't want to outshine them. You know, it's... 445 00:21:59,000 --> 00:22:02,110 It'd be like entering a Rembrandt in a child's drawing competition. 446 00:22:02,120 --> 00:22:05,270 No. Now Menna's gone, Leonard can come back 447 00:22:05,280 --> 00:22:07,190 - and play Claudius. - You're just saying that 448 00:22:07,200 --> 00:22:08,880 because you're scared that you've lost it. 449 00:22:10,160 --> 00:22:14,510 No! No. No, it's just too amateurish. 450 00:22:14,520 --> 00:22:16,830 We couldn't rehearse today with Gertrude 451 00:22:16,840 --> 00:22:18,830 because Linda had a double shift at B&Q. 452 00:22:18,840 --> 00:22:20,750 You can't leave until we've solved this case. 453 00:22:20,760 --> 00:22:22,310 You are going back there, John Chapel. 454 00:22:22,320 --> 00:22:24,670 - No, but I... - No buts. You're going. 455 00:22:24,680 --> 00:22:27,150 - It's... - And don't sulk. 456 00:22:27,160 --> 00:22:29,120 You look like an old baby. 457 00:22:46,640 --> 00:22:49,590 Oi, Johnny Chaps! Chaps-o. 458 00:22:49,600 --> 00:22:52,040 Tell me what you think of this. 459 00:22:53,600 --> 00:22:54,950 "To be or not to be, like? 460 00:22:54,960 --> 00:22:56,790 "That is the big question, you know..." 461 00:22:56,800 --> 00:22:58,750 Can I stop you there? 462 00:22:58,760 --> 00:23:02,550 I do worry that the audience might struggle to hear you. 463 00:23:02,560 --> 00:23:04,560 - That's what I've been saying. - It's what Brando does! 464 00:23:05,560 --> 00:23:06,790 Makes them lean in. 465 00:23:06,800 --> 00:23:10,430 But Shakespeare's all about language, Ben. 466 00:23:10,440 --> 00:23:12,710 Some of the most beautiful words ever uttered. 467 00:23:12,720 --> 00:23:16,360 Yeah, that's what gets on my nerves. 468 00:23:18,240 --> 00:23:22,350 Not much sign of Leonard on any of these posters, is there? 469 00:23:22,360 --> 00:23:24,470 Lots of you, though, Ben. 470 00:23:24,480 --> 00:23:26,750 No offence to Leonard, but who's going to sell more tickets? 471 00:23:26,760 --> 00:23:28,230 Some old stoner guy, 472 00:23:28,240 --> 00:23:31,670 or this super-lush babe magnet? 473 00:23:31,680 --> 00:23:33,750 Hey! Come on! 474 00:23:33,760 --> 00:23:36,070 You've had plenty of time to immerse yourself 475 00:23:36,080 --> 00:23:37,990 in our style now, Mr Chapel. 476 00:23:38,000 --> 00:23:40,150 So, confession time, you naughty sausage! 477 00:23:40,160 --> 00:23:43,400 - Come on! - Yeah... 478 00:23:45,800 --> 00:23:48,790 - Are you shitting yourself? - What? 479 00:23:48,800 --> 00:23:50,470 No! 480 00:23:50,480 --> 00:23:51,600 Not at all! 481 00:23:53,480 --> 00:23:55,790 I am shitting myself slightly, yes. 482 00:23:55,800 --> 00:23:57,790 That's so weird. You're, like, a proper actor. 483 00:23:57,800 --> 00:24:00,480 I'm not nervous and I'm rubbish. 484 00:24:01,480 --> 00:24:02,790 You can say no. 485 00:24:02,800 --> 00:24:05,830 No! Rubbish? No, oh, not at all. 486 00:24:05,840 --> 00:24:08,950 But I still love doing it. Oh, it takes me out my life. 487 00:24:08,960 --> 00:24:11,830 I get to be someone else for a bit. 488 00:24:11,840 --> 00:24:15,350 - It's just like an escape. - Yeah, I get that, of course. 489 00:24:15,360 --> 00:24:20,750 Yeah, erm... But it's... a bit more complicated than that. 490 00:24:20,760 --> 00:24:24,950 Is it? Or is it just a bunch of grown-ups dressing up 491 00:24:24,960 --> 00:24:26,160 and mucking about? 492 00:24:28,240 --> 00:24:32,640 I suppose it is, yeah, ultimately. 493 00:24:34,040 --> 00:24:35,280 So exciting! 494 00:24:36,560 --> 00:24:37,910 How come there's no costumes? 495 00:24:37,920 --> 00:24:39,550 I need to rehearse my quick change. 496 00:24:39,560 --> 00:24:42,230 Oh! They're still round mine. What with all the hoo-ha, 497 00:24:42,240 --> 00:24:43,670 I just haven't had a chance to wash them all yet. 498 00:24:43,680 --> 00:24:47,150 Huh! Right, Claudius! 499 00:24:47,160 --> 00:24:48,590 Mr Chapel! 500 00:24:48,600 --> 00:24:50,270 Act 3, Scene 3. 501 00:24:50,280 --> 00:24:52,240 Right, yeah, erm... 502 00:25:01,240 --> 00:25:03,590 "I like him not. 503 00:25:03,600 --> 00:25:04,640 "Er, nor... 504 00:25:06,320 --> 00:25:08,830 "Er, nor stands it safe with us 505 00:25:08,840 --> 00:25:11,240 "to let his madness range!" 506 00:25:15,320 --> 00:25:18,150 - There's no body! - No, spoons. 507 00:25:18,160 --> 00:25:19,240 For the eye bags. 508 00:25:20,560 --> 00:25:24,550 Now, preliminary reports are back on Menna Hughes. 509 00:25:24,560 --> 00:25:27,070 - Cause of death? - Definitely strangulation. 510 00:25:27,080 --> 00:25:30,070 - Any news on the weapon? - We managed to find microfibres. 511 00:25:30,080 --> 00:25:32,950 It's definitely a rope. About 12mm wide, black. 512 00:25:32,960 --> 00:25:35,470 Do you think it could be a dog lead? 513 00:25:35,480 --> 00:25:38,710 Maybe. Now, something interesting turned up. 514 00:25:38,720 --> 00:25:40,471 - Drum roll. - Do I have to? 515 00:25:40,481 --> 00:25:41,600 - Yeah. - OK. 516 00:25:43,800 --> 00:25:45,790 Menna was already dying. 517 00:25:45,800 --> 00:25:47,630 Lymphoma cancer, spread to the spine. 518 00:25:47,640 --> 00:25:50,110 Probably only had a few months left at the most. 519 00:25:50,120 --> 00:25:53,270 Also means it wouldn't have taken much force to strangle her. 520 00:25:53,280 --> 00:25:55,040 Your killer wouldn't need to be that strong. 521 00:25:56,280 --> 00:25:57,830 Now... 522 00:25:57,840 --> 00:25:59,590 - ..how's my bags? - Oh, my God! 523 00:25:59,600 --> 00:26:02,550 - That's amazing. - Innit? Spoons. 524 00:26:02,560 --> 00:26:05,870 "O, bosom black as death! 525 00:26:05,880 --> 00:26:10,960 "That, struggling to be free, art more engaged! 526 00:26:13,080 --> 00:26:16,150 "Help... angels... 527 00:26:16,160 --> 00:26:17,600 "Make assay. 528 00:26:20,280 --> 00:26:21,320 "Bow... 529 00:26:22,360 --> 00:26:23,840 "stubborn knees... 530 00:26:27,000 --> 00:26:29,590 "and heart with strings of steel, 531 00:26:29,600 --> 00:26:33,360 "be soft as sinews of the newborn babe. 532 00:26:35,720 --> 00:26:38,440 "All may be well." 533 00:26:47,200 --> 00:26:48,630 That's how I would have done it, actually. 534 00:26:48,640 --> 00:26:53,910 Fair dos, like. I mean, that was loud but well good. 535 00:26:53,920 --> 00:26:58,360 I can't believe he's our Claudius! 536 00:26:59,680 --> 00:27:02,680 I wish Menna could see it. She'd be over the moon. 537 00:27:04,760 --> 00:27:06,520 I, er... I just need some air. 538 00:27:08,800 --> 00:27:09,880 Is Ben all right? 539 00:27:19,760 --> 00:27:20,880 You all right? 540 00:27:26,880 --> 00:27:30,470 Menna loved you, didn't she, eh? 541 00:27:30,480 --> 00:27:32,950 Front and centre of every poster. 542 00:27:32,960 --> 00:27:35,190 Leading role in every production. 543 00:27:35,200 --> 00:27:37,360 That was more than a director... 544 00:27:38,480 --> 00:27:40,360 proud of one of her company members. 545 00:27:44,560 --> 00:27:46,760 She was your mother, wasn't she? 546 00:27:49,760 --> 00:27:52,150 - No. - What? 547 00:27:52,160 --> 00:27:53,200 She wasn't. 548 00:27:54,520 --> 00:27:58,070 - She always looked out for me. - Yeah. 549 00:27:58,080 --> 00:28:01,190 When I went into care, she was all over it. 550 00:28:01,200 --> 00:28:06,070 - Even more than my foster parents, like. - So, emotionally, 551 00:28:06,080 --> 00:28:08,590 you could say she was like your mother. 552 00:28:08,600 --> 00:28:11,030 So, I was right, but let's not split hairs. 553 00:28:11,040 --> 00:28:13,630 So, what happened, Ben? 554 00:28:13,640 --> 00:28:16,240 You can hardly bear to talk about her. 555 00:28:21,160 --> 00:28:24,040 It was me... all right? 556 00:28:26,920 --> 00:28:28,560 I graffitied her houses. 557 00:28:31,160 --> 00:28:34,160 I was so fuming, I just lost it. 558 00:28:35,720 --> 00:28:37,240 That was meant to be our house. 559 00:28:39,040 --> 00:28:41,430 I didn't think it would hurt Menna so much. 560 00:28:41,440 --> 00:28:43,200 But Menna knew it was you. 561 00:28:44,680 --> 00:28:46,270 She called off the police. 562 00:28:46,280 --> 00:28:48,310 She wouldn't do that for anyone. 563 00:28:48,320 --> 00:28:50,280 Just those she loved. 564 00:28:52,960 --> 00:28:54,440 I just wish I could say sorry. 565 00:28:55,640 --> 00:28:57,390 If you really want to make it up to her, 566 00:28:57,400 --> 00:29:00,920 I think the play is probably the best way. 567 00:29:03,640 --> 00:29:04,680 Shall we? 568 00:29:09,360 --> 00:29:13,240 I don't know about you, but I'm gagging to get stuck in. 569 00:29:14,760 --> 00:29:18,070 - Back for two, everyone. - Oh, excellent work, Linda. 570 00:29:18,080 --> 00:29:20,830 You know, I think your Gertrude is going to be revelatory. 571 00:29:20,840 --> 00:29:22,550 Very original choices. 572 00:29:22,560 --> 00:29:24,684 And the closet scene with Hamlet, 573 00:29:24,694 --> 00:29:27,150 oddly enhanced by your coughing fit. 574 00:29:27,160 --> 00:29:30,710 Thank you, John. It just sort of came out of me. It felt great. 575 00:29:30,720 --> 00:29:35,070 Yeah, all right, I'll follow you on. Janie! Ha-ha! 576 00:29:35,080 --> 00:29:37,670 Oh, to what do we owe the pleasure? 577 00:29:37,680 --> 00:29:39,750 I need to have a word. 578 00:29:39,760 --> 00:29:42,150 What, now? Ah. Can it wait? 579 00:29:42,160 --> 00:29:44,310 No, because I'm investigating a murder. 580 00:29:44,320 --> 00:29:47,270 All right, fair enough. What is it, then? 581 00:29:47,280 --> 00:29:49,280 Menna was already dying. 582 00:29:50,320 --> 00:29:51,750 Only had a few months to live. 583 00:29:51,760 --> 00:29:55,230 She'd had treatment but it was a case of managing the end. 584 00:29:55,240 --> 00:29:59,910 Well, that explains Hamlet! It's her swan song, 585 00:29:59,920 --> 00:30:03,910 a reflection of her artistic capacities. Life, death... 586 00:30:03,920 --> 00:30:07,470 Proper theatre, out on a high. Ro! 587 00:30:07,480 --> 00:30:10,030 - Lovely work, darling. - Thanks, babe. 588 00:30:10,040 --> 00:30:11,990 I thought you were going to quit! 589 00:30:12,000 --> 00:30:13,950 Quit? No, the show has to go on. 590 00:30:13,960 --> 00:30:17,910 - Oh. I thought it was amateurish. - OK, it's amateur, yes. 591 00:30:17,920 --> 00:30:21,150 But the clue's in the word, isn't it? Latin for "lover". 592 00:30:21,160 --> 00:30:22,590 That's why people do this. 593 00:30:22,600 --> 00:30:27,270 It's not for the careers or the awards or the fame. 594 00:30:27,280 --> 00:30:31,270 It's vital to them. They have to do it because they love it. 595 00:30:31,280 --> 00:30:34,070 Aww! Glad you got that out your system. 596 00:30:34,080 --> 00:30:36,550 Now, I've been to see Menna's solicitor. 597 00:30:36,560 --> 00:30:38,390 The new cottage she'd bought? 598 00:30:38,400 --> 00:30:40,470 She was leaving it to Rowena and Ben. 599 00:30:40,480 --> 00:30:42,750 - Had it all planned out. - Well, well. 600 00:30:42,760 --> 00:30:45,390 Hardly the monster that we've been fed a portrait of. 601 00:30:45,400 --> 00:30:46,750 And get this - 602 00:30:46,760 --> 00:30:49,790 she was leaving everything else to one other person. 603 00:30:49,800 --> 00:30:52,150 - You'll never guess who it is. - Wendy, obviously. 604 00:30:52,160 --> 00:30:54,230 What?! Oh, that's so unfair! 605 00:30:54,240 --> 00:30:57,110 Can't you at least, like, pretend like you don't know? 606 00:30:57,120 --> 00:30:58,270 I'm sorry, but it's obvious 607 00:30:58,280 --> 00:31:00,070 if you've been paying attention to her character. 608 00:31:00,080 --> 00:31:03,230 She will continue to care for the theatre, her legacy. 609 00:31:03,240 --> 00:31:07,550 - It puts Wendy in the frame. - Trust me, I understand Wendy. 610 00:31:07,560 --> 00:31:10,830 She's a pure spirit. She'd be incapable of murder. 611 00:31:10,840 --> 00:31:13,310 No, the only inconsistent thing 612 00:31:13,320 --> 00:31:16,200 is the fact she neglected to wash the costumes. 613 00:31:18,280 --> 00:31:20,190 The costumes... 614 00:31:20,200 --> 00:31:22,200 What is it? You've glazed over. 615 00:31:27,920 --> 00:31:30,310 Recognise this? 616 00:31:30,320 --> 00:31:33,670 Er, it's a rope tie for one of the costumes. 617 00:31:33,680 --> 00:31:36,470 It's also the weapon that was used to strangle Menna. 618 00:31:36,480 --> 00:31:41,190 It was found in your washing machine. What was it doing there? 619 00:31:41,200 --> 00:31:45,110 That's where I wash the costumes. Whoever killed Menna 620 00:31:45,120 --> 00:31:48,190 - must have put it in with the rest. - Very convenient. 621 00:31:48,200 --> 00:31:52,710 Getting rid of all the DNA. Let me put a theory to you. 622 00:31:52,720 --> 00:31:56,440 A few weeks ago, Menna decides to change her will to this. 623 00:31:57,600 --> 00:31:59,640 That's a sponsorship form for a 10K. 624 00:32:01,840 --> 00:32:02,880 To this... 625 00:32:04,480 --> 00:32:07,390 leaving almost everything to her assistant. 626 00:32:07,400 --> 00:32:11,870 Her assistant, who does all of her admin, sees this will. 627 00:32:11,880 --> 00:32:15,110 Sorry, but I had no idea. Why would I kill Menna? 628 00:32:15,120 --> 00:32:17,990 One, you had a massive financial motive. 629 00:32:18,000 --> 00:32:21,160 Two, the weapon was in your house, and three... 630 00:32:22,640 --> 00:32:24,870 OK, I've only got two, but they're a really good two! 631 00:32:24,880 --> 00:32:27,710 - I didn't do it. - Why else would you put up with Menna 632 00:32:27,720 --> 00:32:28,990 treating you the way she did? 633 00:32:29,000 --> 00:32:31,910 Ordering you round, making you do stuff for her, 634 00:32:31,920 --> 00:32:34,070 you apologetic people-pleaser... 635 00:32:34,080 --> 00:32:36,230 That's just the way I am, OK? 636 00:32:36,240 --> 00:32:41,150 I always have been! I may not be the most confident, 637 00:32:41,160 --> 00:32:43,670 but we can't all be the star of the show, you know? 638 00:32:43,680 --> 00:32:45,790 Some people like being in the background, 639 00:32:45,800 --> 00:32:47,630 getting on with stuff, making stuff happen. 640 00:32:47,640 --> 00:32:51,670 I like doing things for people! OK?! 641 00:32:51,680 --> 00:32:54,790 Do you think it's easy working with actors? 642 00:32:54,800 --> 00:32:57,030 I mean, I love them, but it's like herding cats. 643 00:32:57,040 --> 00:33:00,350 So, you found a bit of costume in the washing machine of the person 644 00:33:00,360 --> 00:33:02,270 who always does the costume wash? Woohoo! 645 00:33:02,280 --> 00:33:05,400 I didn't kill her. I loved her, so... 646 00:33:07,280 --> 00:33:08,910 so blow you! 647 00:33:08,920 --> 00:33:10,280 I'm sorry. 648 00:33:12,160 --> 00:33:15,070 Good sweat, Mallowan, good sweat. Wendy'll crack soon. 649 00:33:15,080 --> 00:33:16,742 - You watch. - If it was her. 650 00:33:16,752 --> 00:33:18,990 The murder weapon in her house 651 00:33:19,000 --> 00:33:20,710 and a financial motive? 652 00:33:20,720 --> 00:33:22,630 And why else would she explode like that? 653 00:33:22,640 --> 00:33:25,070 Because she wasn't a pushover, and she didn't want everyone 654 00:33:25,080 --> 00:33:28,310 thinking that she was. She respected herself. 655 00:33:28,320 --> 00:33:29,990 No, it's her. 656 00:33:30,000 --> 00:33:32,670 Eh, this is a good day. A murder cleared up, 657 00:33:32,680 --> 00:33:34,790 and Kel's making chicken pie for tea. 658 00:33:34,800 --> 00:33:37,600 Eh, I might even buy a scratchcard on the way home. 659 00:33:42,560 --> 00:33:44,230 - Look... - No, you listen. 660 00:33:44,240 --> 00:33:46,110 - I didn't say listen. - Don't interrupt me, OK? 661 00:33:46,120 --> 00:33:47,350 I'm not standing for this any more. 662 00:33:47,360 --> 00:33:49,230 You might still blame me for what happened with Sian, 663 00:33:49,240 --> 00:33:50,830 and that's your call, but it was a long time ago. 664 00:33:50,840 --> 00:33:51,910 You made my life hell once, 665 00:33:51,920 --> 00:33:53,470 you cannot come back and do it again. 666 00:33:53,480 --> 00:33:55,430 I'm not just some 17-year-old girl that can be pushed around, 667 00:33:55,440 --> 00:33:57,270 and I'm not going to avoid you and hide in my own town. 668 00:33:57,280 --> 00:34:00,030 - You've been avoiding me? I've been avoiding you. - What?! 669 00:34:00,040 --> 00:34:02,510 I thought you were angry at me, so I wanted to stay out of your way. 670 00:34:02,520 --> 00:34:04,830 Oh, come off it! How come I keep seeing you everywhere I go? 671 00:34:04,840 --> 00:34:06,110 I keep seeing you where I go! 672 00:34:06,120 --> 00:34:07,710 You were in Co-op! I know you go to those 673 00:34:07,720 --> 00:34:09,110 fancy farm shops. Co-op is my safe space. 674 00:34:09,120 --> 00:34:11,710 Mam likes the Co-op-brand Bourbons. 675 00:34:11,720 --> 00:34:13,550 Well, that checks out, because they are nice, actually! 676 00:34:13,560 --> 00:34:15,510 The reason I have been staying out of your way, 677 00:34:15,520 --> 00:34:18,590 is because, look, I get it, OK? God, you must hate me. 678 00:34:18,600 --> 00:34:21,950 - I'd hate me. The way I treated you was awful. - Yes, it was! 679 00:34:21,960 --> 00:34:25,110 - I should never have blamed you for Sian. - No, you shouldn't! 680 00:34:25,120 --> 00:34:28,070 Sorry, I was expecting an argument, and I'm still full of adrenaline! 681 00:34:28,080 --> 00:34:31,110 - So am I! - Maybe we should go for a drink sometime soon? 682 00:34:31,120 --> 00:34:32,570 OK, yeah, that would be really nice! 683 00:34:32,580 --> 00:34:34,030 - We could try Diablo's? - Yeah, fine! 684 00:34:34,040 --> 00:34:35,790 Actually, that's a little bit... 685 00:34:35,800 --> 00:34:37,840 - Yeah, fine! - Good! 686 00:34:47,560 --> 00:34:50,480 Well, well done, you. And well done, Wendy. 687 00:34:51,880 --> 00:34:53,310 Wendy has to be prime suspect, 688 00:34:53,320 --> 00:34:55,110 but we didn't have enough to keep her. 689 00:34:55,120 --> 00:34:57,550 It's not Wendy, I'm telling you. 690 00:34:57,560 --> 00:35:00,150 You're just saying that because you want her free for the play. 691 00:35:00,160 --> 00:35:01,200 No... 692 00:35:02,440 --> 00:35:03,830 but I admit 693 00:35:03,840 --> 00:35:06,110 she has blossomed into a very accomplished director. 694 00:35:06,120 --> 00:35:08,670 She's also blossomed into being absolutely minted 695 00:35:08,680 --> 00:35:13,030 - now Menna's dead. - Wendy arranged Menna's diary, 696 00:35:13,040 --> 00:35:16,390 so she must have known, from all the hospital appointments, 697 00:35:16,400 --> 00:35:19,150 what was going on. Now, if she knew about the will, 698 00:35:19,160 --> 00:35:22,310 she would also know that she wouldn't have to wait long. 699 00:35:22,320 --> 00:35:24,790 The murder weapon was in her house! 700 00:35:24,800 --> 00:35:28,870 Even though I was sure the dog lead was our weapon. 701 00:35:28,880 --> 00:35:30,510 Still seems weird. 702 00:35:30,520 --> 00:35:32,480 Why would Leonard keep it? 703 00:35:34,360 --> 00:35:35,670 Chaudhry? 704 00:35:35,680 --> 00:35:37,630 I've been looking into Leonard Price's alibi. 705 00:35:37,640 --> 00:35:39,070 The car park ticket? Is it faked? 706 00:35:39,080 --> 00:35:42,590 No, the ticket is real, but he can't have been surfing. 707 00:35:42,600 --> 00:35:44,030 The sea was flat calm that day, 708 00:35:44,040 --> 00:35:47,310 and there'd been a sewage release in the bay around Traeth Olaf. 709 00:35:47,320 --> 00:35:50,430 Nobody was in the water that day. 710 00:35:50,440 --> 00:35:52,110 You all right? You've got a very... 711 00:35:52,120 --> 00:35:54,150 deep cough. You might want to get that checked out. 712 00:35:54,160 --> 00:35:55,960 Yes. Thank you, Chaudhry. 713 00:35:57,000 --> 00:36:00,840 - Sorry. It was a chip. - OK. 714 00:36:01,840 --> 00:36:04,750 When we get there, you stay in the car, all right? 715 00:36:04,760 --> 00:36:06,590 - All right. - You're already tied in 716 00:36:06,600 --> 00:36:08,360 with every other suspect in this case. 717 00:36:15,480 --> 00:36:18,990 - Ah. All right? - Not really. 718 00:36:19,000 --> 00:36:21,270 You've been lying to me about where you were 719 00:36:21,280 --> 00:36:22,570 when Menna Hughes was murdered. 720 00:36:22,580 --> 00:36:23,870 You weren't surfing, nobody was. 721 00:36:23,880 --> 00:36:28,350 - So, tell me where you really were. - I'd rather not, if I'm honest. 722 00:36:28,360 --> 00:36:32,790 - I think I can help. - Whoa! John Chapel. 723 00:36:32,800 --> 00:36:35,042 - Yes. - I told you to stay in the car! 724 00:36:35,052 --> 00:36:36,670 He didn't kill Menna. 725 00:36:36,680 --> 00:36:39,670 And I know where he was. Think about it. 726 00:36:39,680 --> 00:36:41,230 The lead. 727 00:36:41,240 --> 00:36:43,680 For what other possible reason could he keep it? 728 00:36:45,080 --> 00:36:46,360 Chester! 729 00:36:51,760 --> 00:36:54,030 So, the panpipes were to cover his barking! 730 00:36:54,040 --> 00:36:56,310 Yeah, I just couldn't get rid of my old pal. 731 00:36:56,320 --> 00:36:59,270 Look at that face, huh? I was at the surf beach, though. 732 00:36:59,280 --> 00:37:01,550 We've been driving all the way over there 733 00:37:01,560 --> 00:37:02,830 for him to get his walks 734 00:37:02,840 --> 00:37:05,360 so that word wouldn't get back to Menna. 735 00:37:07,000 --> 00:37:09,950 Awww, you are a good boy, in't you?! 736 00:37:09,960 --> 00:37:13,600 In't you? 737 00:37:16,240 --> 00:37:18,670 Which one of you did it? 738 00:37:18,680 --> 00:37:20,520 God, it would be good if one of you answered... 739 00:37:21,800 --> 00:37:23,390 .. "It was me!" 740 00:37:23,400 --> 00:37:26,070 Hmm, yes. Biscuit? 741 00:37:26,080 --> 00:37:28,790 Oh, I shouldn't. All those fish and chips I've been having, 742 00:37:28,800 --> 00:37:30,630 I don't know if there's any room in the inn. 743 00:37:30,640 --> 00:37:32,710 - All right. - No, I didn't say no! 744 00:37:32,720 --> 00:37:35,360 Just need to loosen my belt. 745 00:37:37,240 --> 00:37:38,680 What is it? 746 00:37:39,800 --> 00:37:41,400 I know who did it. 747 00:37:45,760 --> 00:37:48,550 "I'll have grounds more relative than this. 748 00:37:48,560 --> 00:37:50,510 "The play's the thing 749 00:37:50,520 --> 00:37:54,190 "wherein I'll catch the conscience of the King." 750 00:37:54,200 --> 00:37:56,710 Stunning. 751 00:37:56,720 --> 00:37:59,320 And bring up the toxic sheet... 752 00:38:01,080 --> 00:38:03,960 Three, two, one... Pans! 753 00:38:07,840 --> 00:38:10,470 Sorry to interrupt! 754 00:38:10,480 --> 00:38:14,200 OK, yep. In your own time! 755 00:38:16,640 --> 00:38:19,960 Ah, I'm afraid there's not going to be a rehearsal today. 756 00:38:22,080 --> 00:38:24,470 - Or a show. - What?! Why?! 757 00:38:24,480 --> 00:38:25,670 I have an agent coming. 758 00:38:25,680 --> 00:38:29,320 Not with a main cast member being arrested for murder. 759 00:38:32,280 --> 00:38:35,510 It's a shame - you all look brilliant in your costumes. 760 00:38:35,520 --> 00:38:39,150 How's yours, Rowena? Comfortable with your bump? 761 00:38:39,160 --> 00:38:40,950 Comfortable as I can be, I guess. 762 00:38:40,960 --> 00:38:43,030 Certainly more comfortable than you were 763 00:38:43,040 --> 00:38:46,670 when you were complaining about being trussed up like a chicken, Ro? 764 00:38:46,680 --> 00:38:50,110 Your costume doesn't seem to have the belt any more. 765 00:38:50,120 --> 00:38:52,230 Oh, yeah, I had noticed. 766 00:38:52,240 --> 00:38:53,440 It's not there... 767 00:38:54,800 --> 00:38:58,110 - because it's here. - Sorry, what scene is this? 768 00:38:58,120 --> 00:38:59,710 Are you saying I killed Menna? 769 00:38:59,720 --> 00:39:01,950 Look, I know I might have hated her for buying our house, 770 00:39:01,960 --> 00:39:05,110 - but killing her, that's... - Your house? 771 00:39:05,120 --> 00:39:09,230 Interesting. See, with Menna dead, it's set to become your house again. 772 00:39:09,240 --> 00:39:12,150 She left it to you both in her will. 773 00:39:12,160 --> 00:39:14,360 She wanted to make it the perfect family home... 774 00:39:15,360 --> 00:39:17,040 because she felt guilty... 775 00:39:18,040 --> 00:39:19,480 didn't she, Ben? 776 00:39:20,800 --> 00:39:22,070 You what? 777 00:39:22,080 --> 00:39:24,430 I've been doing a bit of digging, 778 00:39:24,440 --> 00:39:26,560 looking into your social services file. 779 00:39:27,600 --> 00:39:28,830 You were taken into care 780 00:39:28,840 --> 00:39:31,000 after a concerned citizen raised the alarm. 781 00:39:32,120 --> 00:39:34,790 Just cos I grew up in care, doesn't mean I killed Menna. 782 00:39:34,800 --> 00:39:40,150 No. But she was the concerned citizen. Your headteacher. 783 00:39:40,160 --> 00:39:43,070 Probably why she showed you such special attention. 784 00:39:43,080 --> 00:39:46,720 She hadn't expected you to be separated from your family, Ben. 785 00:39:47,800 --> 00:39:51,150 She felt guilty. It ate away at her. 786 00:39:51,160 --> 00:39:52,480 Like shingles. 787 00:39:55,640 --> 00:39:57,710 Even if that's true... 788 00:39:57,720 --> 00:39:59,710 right, that's the first I've heard of it. 789 00:39:59,720 --> 00:40:01,990 I've never even seen my social services file. 790 00:40:02,000 --> 00:40:04,070 I've never had the urge to look into it. 791 00:40:04,080 --> 00:40:05,280 You didn't need to. 792 00:40:06,400 --> 00:40:07,840 Menna came to you. 793 00:40:09,480 --> 00:40:12,350 My guess is, is that you were helping Rowena with her costume 794 00:40:12,360 --> 00:40:15,910 during the fitting when Menna called you into her office. 795 00:40:15,920 --> 00:40:19,880 She knew she was dying, but she wanted to make things right. 796 00:40:21,040 --> 00:40:25,550 She wanted your forgiveness, so she told you. 797 00:40:25,560 --> 00:40:27,478 OK, this is absolute nonsense. 798 00:40:27,488 --> 00:40:29,790 There's no way Ben would hurt Menna. 799 00:40:29,800 --> 00:40:31,790 - He thought the world of her! - It's OK... 800 00:40:31,800 --> 00:40:34,400 - No, she was like a mum to him. - No, she weren't! 801 00:40:35,480 --> 00:40:38,830 Oh... She wasn't, was she? 802 00:40:38,840 --> 00:40:41,070 She was nothing like a mum to me. 803 00:40:41,080 --> 00:40:42,870 My mum was like a mum to me 804 00:40:42,880 --> 00:40:45,320 until Menna stuck her stupid oar in! 805 00:40:47,040 --> 00:40:51,710 She told me everything. Said she'd done it for my benefit. 806 00:40:51,720 --> 00:40:54,110 She said she did what was best for me. 807 00:40:54,120 --> 00:40:58,310 But how would she know? I just wanted to shut her up. 808 00:40:58,320 --> 00:40:59,680 I still had the rope. 809 00:41:01,280 --> 00:41:03,350 It was only for a few seconds... 810 00:41:03,360 --> 00:41:04,960 then I came to my senses, like! 811 00:41:06,280 --> 00:41:08,470 A few seconds was all it took. 812 00:41:08,480 --> 00:41:10,750 Menna was already weakened by the cancer. 813 00:41:10,760 --> 00:41:12,640 I didn't know! 814 00:41:14,480 --> 00:41:15,790 I had to get out of there. 815 00:41:15,800 --> 00:41:18,910 I had no idea what to do with the rope. 816 00:41:18,920 --> 00:41:21,320 Then I saw Wendy with her basket... 817 00:41:24,680 --> 00:41:26,640 and I chucked it in there. 818 00:41:29,680 --> 00:41:31,230 You killed Menna? 819 00:41:31,240 --> 00:41:34,600 I didn't mean to, all right? I loved her. 820 00:41:35,840 --> 00:41:37,390 My head was gone, Ro! 821 00:41:37,400 --> 00:41:40,310 She took me from my family! 822 00:41:40,320 --> 00:41:41,560 What about our family? 823 00:41:42,640 --> 00:41:44,150 No... 824 00:41:44,160 --> 00:41:46,120 Don't, please! 825 00:41:51,880 --> 00:41:54,270 Sorry, sorry, everyone. I couldn't get out on time. 826 00:41:54,280 --> 00:41:56,710 I got stuck helping someone buy decking, 827 00:41:56,720 --> 00:41:58,990 and it just spiralled. 828 00:41:59,000 --> 00:42:00,640 What did I miss? 829 00:42:07,160 --> 00:42:09,270 This is my last fish and chips for a while. 830 00:42:09,280 --> 00:42:12,390 Mam keeps subtly sending me gym membership deals. 831 00:42:12,400 --> 00:42:14,468 You're not too gutted the play's been cancelled? 832 00:42:14,478 --> 00:42:15,436 No, no. 833 00:42:15,440 --> 00:42:18,350 Don't get me wrong, it's been nice to be around a theatre, 834 00:42:18,360 --> 00:42:21,710 but I'm not acting again. I've done with it. 835 00:42:21,720 --> 00:42:25,190 - I shall leave it to the happy amateurs. - That's a shame. 836 00:42:25,200 --> 00:42:26,670 You could bring back Caesar, 837 00:42:26,680 --> 00:42:29,310 you know, with a new young female assistant. 838 00:42:29,320 --> 00:42:31,590 Sort of me-type. Ooh, played by Billie Piper. 839 00:42:31,600 --> 00:42:33,240 - Lovely eyebrows. - No. 840 00:42:34,240 --> 00:42:36,750 But I've offered to help out at the theatre. 841 00:42:36,760 --> 00:42:39,470 Wendy's putting on The Importance Of Being Earnest. 842 00:42:39,480 --> 00:42:42,120 I think I might workshop it for them a little bit. 843 00:42:43,160 --> 00:42:46,110 - How's the group? - Shocked. 844 00:42:46,120 --> 00:42:48,110 Wendy's been very good, though. 845 00:42:48,120 --> 00:42:50,350 She's made sure the cottage still goes to Rowena. 846 00:42:50,360 --> 00:42:53,190 That's good. It's not Rowena's fault that her fiance 847 00:42:53,200 --> 00:42:55,190 went behind her back, started killing people. 848 00:42:55,200 --> 00:42:56,870 Oh, Rowena knew. 849 00:42:56,880 --> 00:43:00,320 She didn't know she knew she knew, but she knew. 850 00:43:01,360 --> 00:43:04,790 Part of her costume goes missing, doesn't ask any questions? 851 00:43:04,800 --> 00:43:08,830 And Ben's not a ruthless murderer, but there'd been sleepless nights. 852 00:43:08,840 --> 00:43:11,950 I think she just did her best to ignore it, 853 00:43:11,960 --> 00:43:14,270 hope it would go away. 854 00:43:14,280 --> 00:43:17,031 Well, that doesn't tend to work, does it? 855 00:43:17,041 --> 00:43:18,100 - No. - No. 856 00:43:19,120 --> 00:43:21,750 Oh, well, I'm glad you got back into theatre. 857 00:43:21,760 --> 00:43:24,070 I was actually thinking, if it's not too weird, 858 00:43:24,080 --> 00:43:26,230 you might like to come to the theatre with me, 859 00:43:26,240 --> 00:43:28,440 sort of celebrate clearing another case. 860 00:43:29,480 --> 00:43:31,630 Really? 861 00:43:31,640 --> 00:43:33,390 I'd love that. 862 00:43:33,400 --> 00:43:35,470 - What are we going to see? - Lion King. 863 00:43:35,480 --> 00:43:37,616 What?! I'm not nine years old! 864 00:43:37,626 --> 00:43:40,190 I thought you meant serious theatre. 865 00:43:40,200 --> 00:43:42,950 It is serious theatre! It's Hamlet with lions! 866 00:43:42,960 --> 00:43:44,150 I can always offer the ticket 867 00:43:44,160 --> 00:43:45,910 to someone who isn't an ungrateful arse! 868 00:43:45,920 --> 00:43:50,070 Sorry, it's fine. Sorry, no. It's, er... Yeah. Yeah. 869 00:43:50,080 --> 00:43:51,270 Of course, I'd love to come. 870 00:43:51,280 --> 00:43:54,070 - Love to, yeah. Can I have a chip? - Absolutely not! 871 00:43:54,080 --> 00:43:56,270 Oh! You really are a food thief. 872 00:43:56,280 --> 00:43:59,240 - I'm not! - You're always stealing... 873 00:43:59,950 --> 00:44:05,950 *CREDITS*