1 00:00:18,087 --> 00:00:20,060 _ 2 00:00:21,188 --> 00:00:23,919 _ 3 00:00:28,212 --> 00:00:29,779 _ 4 00:00:34,179 --> 00:00:36,241 _ 5 00:00:37,388 --> 00:00:38,422 _ 6 00:00:39,444 --> 00:00:40,464 _ 7 00:00:43,251 --> 00:00:45,292 _ 8 00:00:49,309 --> 00:00:51,000 _ 9 00:00:54,356 --> 00:00:55,956 _ 10 00:01:06,957 --> 00:01:08,860 _ 11 00:01:09,479 --> 00:01:12,604 - Thank you, Stephanie. - You're welcome, Ms. Dee. 12 00:01:12,869 --> 00:01:14,499 Thank you for saying thank you. 13 00:01:20,816 --> 00:01:23,147 - _ - Spelling bee today. 14 00:01:23,441 --> 00:01:26,753 First place worth 20 gold stars. 15 00:01:33,006 --> 00:01:35,146 Hey, Joseph, pick a card. 16 00:01:35,728 --> 00:01:37,870 Okay, um, maybe this one. 17 00:01:38,017 --> 00:01:39,357 Joseph? 18 00:01:39,560 --> 00:01:42,477 Three of hearts, five of diamonds. 19 00:01:42,532 --> 00:01:45,943 - _ - Spell "metamorphosis." 20 00:01:46,530 --> 00:01:51,220 M-E-A-T... 21 00:01:51,461 --> 00:01:54,410 Oh, I'm sorry. That's incorrect. 22 00:01:54,680 --> 00:01:56,140 "Twelve." 23 00:01:56,440 --> 00:01:57,560 D? 24 00:01:57,580 --> 00:01:59,130 - D? - W. 25 00:01:59,159 --> 00:02:01,280 No, Noah, I'm sorry. 26 00:02:01,780 --> 00:02:06,290 H-O-C-U-S 27 00:02:06,520 --> 00:02:07,628 space 28 00:02:08,179 --> 00:02:11,509 P-O-C-U-S. 29 00:02:11,660 --> 00:02:13,063 Hocus pocus. 30 00:02:13,083 --> 00:02:14,891 Awesome! Okay. Back in line. 31 00:02:14,964 --> 00:02:16,253 "Leprechaun." 32 00:02:19,800 --> 00:02:21,170 Why? 33 00:02:24,509 --> 00:02:28,319 The next word is "Abracadabra." 34 00:02:31,163 --> 00:02:33,713 But that's an onomatopoeia. 35 00:02:33,819 --> 00:02:36,619 - It's not a word. - It is a word. 36 00:02:37,133 --> 00:02:39,397 No, it's an onomatopoeia. 37 00:02:39,417 --> 00:02:41,683 - It is a real word. - Onomatopoeia. 38 00:02:41,703 --> 00:02:43,583 - Stephanie. - Onomatopoeia! 39 00:02:43,603 --> 00:02:46,164 - Okay. - I demand a real word. 40 00:02:46,184 --> 00:02:48,291 What is this? Anarchy? Are we beasts? 41 00:02:48,311 --> 00:02:49,913 It is a word, Stephanie. 42 00:02:50,313 --> 00:02:51,943 Okay? Just give it a try. 43 00:02:57,442 --> 00:02:58,442 A... 44 00:02:59,396 --> 00:03:00,406 B... 45 00:03:01,123 --> 00:03:02,142 R... 46 00:03:02,939 --> 00:03:03,939 A... 47 00:03:05,223 --> 00:03:06,603 K. 48 00:03:07,733 --> 00:03:10,963 Sorry, Stephanie. That's incorrect. 49 00:03:18,159 --> 00:03:21,159 Sit down, Stephanie. Please. 50 00:03:21,506 --> 00:03:22,946 You're out... 51 00:03:29,113 --> 00:03:32,783 Elijah, spell the word "Abracadabra." 52 00:03:33,123 --> 00:03:36,808 A-B-R-A... 53 00:03:36,963 --> 00:03:40,663 C-A-D-A... 54 00:03:42,383 --> 00:03:43,849 B-R-A. 55 00:03:48,861 --> 00:03:50,871 Yeah, he won! 56 00:03:50,891 --> 00:03:53,734 Great job, Elijah! You're catching up. 57 00:03:58,714 --> 00:04:00,782 Hey, Stephanie. 58 00:04:01,141 --> 00:04:03,021 It's alright, okay? 59 00:04:03,041 --> 00:04:04,891 We still have the talent show coming up. 60 00:04:04,911 --> 00:04:09,081 I'm sure you'll show off one of your many skills there. 61 00:04:09,213 --> 00:04:10,693 You're right, Ms. Dee. 62 00:04:10,734 --> 00:04:13,064 Everyone deserves their chance in the spotlight. 63 00:04:18,891 --> 00:04:23,555 The winner of the talent show gets 30 gold stars! 64 00:04:23,786 --> 00:04:25,182 Yeah! 65 00:04:25,640 --> 00:04:27,601 Make sure you practice. 66 00:04:27,961 --> 00:04:30,150 www.subtitulamos.tv 67 00:04:31,674 --> 00:04:33,550 _ 68 00:04:48,018 --> 00:04:52,149 _ 69 00:04:55,932 --> 00:05:02,308 _ 70 00:05:07,154 --> 00:05:09,312 _ 71 00:05:09,532 --> 00:05:13,719 _ 72 00:05:36,580 --> 00:05:38,046 Ladies and gentlemen, 73 00:05:38,631 --> 00:05:42,592 I will now make Joseph disappear! 74 00:05:53,974 --> 00:05:55,025 Ready? 75 00:06:19,359 --> 00:06:20,879 Wow, man. 76 00:06:20,899 --> 00:06:22,705 You are a real magician. 77 00:06:22,725 --> 00:06:24,384 That was really great, bud. 78 00:06:32,778 --> 00:06:33,908 He's good. 79 00:08:10,905 --> 00:08:14,200 Welcome to the Good Hope Academy Talent Show. 80 00:08:14,225 --> 00:08:15,681 _ 81 00:08:20,815 --> 00:08:23,712 And a big thank you to Stephanie Pearce 82 00:08:23,825 --> 00:08:26,463 - for putting the slideshow together. - _ 83 00:08:28,929 --> 00:08:30,239 Okay. 84 00:08:31,120 --> 00:08:34,508 Uh, first up, we have Mildred Sandstone 85 00:08:34,569 --> 00:08:37,392 reciting the alphabet backwards. 86 00:08:41,369 --> 00:08:42,909 Z. 87 00:08:43,539 --> 00:08:45,316 Y. 88 00:08:46,123 --> 00:08:47,889 - Backstage voices. - X. 89 00:08:47,909 --> 00:08:50,409 - Backstage voices, okay? - W. 90 00:08:51,579 --> 00:08:52,739 V. 91 00:08:55,219 --> 00:08:57,259 You're very photogenic, Elijah. 92 00:08:57,659 --> 00:08:59,159 Photo what? 93 00:08:59,589 --> 00:09:01,541 As in you take a nice picture. 94 00:09:02,847 --> 00:09:04,733 I like your magician outfit, 95 00:09:04,813 --> 00:09:06,671 but aren't you forgetting your diaper? 96 00:09:07,771 --> 00:09:09,395 How do you know about that picture? 97 00:09:10,305 --> 00:09:12,445 Knock 'em dead out there, baby. 98 00:09:12,478 --> 00:09:13,678 O. 99 00:09:15,322 --> 00:09:16,452 N. 100 00:09:28,619 --> 00:09:30,195 I. 101 00:09:32,112 --> 00:09:33,712 H. 102 00:09:35,072 --> 00:09:36,602 G. 103 00:09:38,778 --> 00:09:39,848 F. 104 00:09:42,322 --> 00:09:43,792 E. 105 00:09:46,299 --> 00:09:47,439 D. 106 00:09:49,242 --> 00:09:50,370 C. 107 00:09:50,383 --> 00:09:52,550 _ 108 00:09:52,579 --> 00:09:53,949 B. 109 00:09:55,806 --> 00:09:56,907 A. 110 00:09:58,042 --> 00:09:59,692 Thank you. 111 00:09:59,833 --> 00:10:03,100 - Up next, we have Elijah Turner - _ 112 00:10:03,127 --> 00:10:05,552 with a death-defying magic trick. 113 00:10:45,699 --> 00:10:47,369 It's okay, Joseph. 114 00:10:51,904 --> 00:10:53,468 Ladies and gentlemen, 115 00:10:53,969 --> 00:10:55,405 I will now... 116 00:10:55,742 --> 00:10:58,366 make Joseph disappear! 117 00:12:01,953 --> 00:12:03,532 _ 118 00:12:03,592 --> 00:12:05,346 _ 119 00:12:05,366 --> 00:12:08,323 Wait a minute. They want you to sign what kind of document? 120 00:12:09,023 --> 00:12:11,893 Uh, yeah, it's some kind of honor pledge, Good Buddy. 121 00:12:12,179 --> 00:12:14,069 I don't know, I guess if I don't sign it 122 00:12:14,089 --> 00:12:15,649 by the end of the week, I get fired. 123 00:12:16,189 --> 00:12:17,693 Now, listen here, Pretty Vacant. 124 00:12:17,733 --> 00:12:19,408 Do not sign that paper. 125 00:12:19,482 --> 00:12:21,823 The government cannot legislate the morals of... 126 00:12:22,275 --> 00:12:25,079 Alright, look, it's, it's, it's a private school. 127 00:12:25,099 --> 00:12:26,309 So they say. 128 00:12:26,329 --> 00:12:27,996 Don't underestimate the scope 129 00:12:28,016 --> 00:12:30,917 of the modern indoctrinational-industrial complex. 130 00:12:31,239 --> 00:12:33,719 Alright, Bukowski. Relax. 131 00:12:33,739 --> 00:12:37,419 I mean, it's just like a private schoolhouse type of deal. 132 00:12:37,439 --> 00:12:39,475 I mean, yeah, it's a bit strict, but who knows? 133 00:12:39,495 --> 00:12:41,629 Maybe a little bit of structure will be a welcome change. 134 00:12:41,943 --> 00:12:43,589 So it's change you're looking for. 135 00:12:43,609 --> 00:12:46,459 Well, I don't know. Or escapism maybe. 136 00:12:46,479 --> 00:12:49,369 You know, get out of the world of men, get into the world of kids. 137 00:12:49,389 --> 00:12:51,026 Get back some of that childlike wonder, 138 00:12:51,046 --> 00:12:52,573 that love, that trust, 139 00:12:52,593 --> 00:12:55,571 that whole antediluvian era of innocence and honesty. 140 00:12:55,591 --> 00:12:57,659 That sounds kind of nice, right? 141 00:12:58,029 --> 00:13:00,199 That sounds very nice. 142 00:13:02,951 --> 00:13:04,469 Okay, what? 143 00:13:04,839 --> 00:13:06,469 - Nothin'. - No, what? 144 00:13:07,852 --> 00:13:10,081 You spend much time around kids? 145 00:13:10,679 --> 00:13:12,519 Yeah. Me? 146 00:13:12,539 --> 00:13:14,234 Yeah. You know, sure. 147 00:13:14,254 --> 00:13:15,709 Pssh. Sure. 148 00:13:16,009 --> 00:13:18,017 Alright. Good luck. 149 00:13:18,096 --> 00:13:19,206 Okay. 150 00:13:19,579 --> 00:13:21,419 Good luck. Over. 151 00:13:23,959 --> 00:13:25,301 Here you go. 152 00:13:25,321 --> 00:13:28,329 That's a yummy yummy for your tummy tummy. 153 00:13:28,725 --> 00:13:30,175 Hi-de-ho. 154 00:13:30,329 --> 00:13:32,229 A little Sloppy Joe. 155 00:13:33,366 --> 00:13:35,729 - Buns are up. - You look tired. 156 00:13:36,269 --> 00:13:38,199 How about you keep it moving, huh? 157 00:13:41,969 --> 00:13:45,579 We don't encourage staff interaction with our students. 158 00:13:46,279 --> 00:13:48,689 Have you signed your honor pledge? 159 00:13:48,709 --> 00:13:50,189 Ah, yes, yes. 160 00:13:50,209 --> 00:13:52,159 Uh, yes, I have. Here it is. 161 00:13:52,439 --> 00:13:55,460 Uh, sorry about that, Principal... Ma'am. 162 00:13:55,719 --> 00:13:57,920 It's Hamm, not "Ma'am." 163 00:13:58,023 --> 00:13:59,210 _ 164 00:13:59,259 --> 00:14:00,803 Dr. Hamm, actually. 165 00:14:03,259 --> 00:14:04,499 Dr. Hamm. 166 00:14:05,082 --> 00:14:06,662 Works for me. 167 00:14:06,829 --> 00:14:08,299 Alright. 168 00:14:16,369 --> 00:14:17,719 J.B., my man. 169 00:14:17,847 --> 00:14:21,259 You got any industrial-strength garbage bags? 170 00:14:21,279 --> 00:14:23,759 I got something of a Sloppy Joe calamity 171 00:14:23,779 --> 00:14:25,082 happening in the kitchen. 172 00:14:25,102 --> 00:14:27,200 Charlie, my dude. I got you covered. 173 00:14:27,529 --> 00:14:28,699 Thanks. 174 00:14:29,159 --> 00:14:30,229 Hey, uh... 175 00:14:31,158 --> 00:14:33,768 is it just me or is there 176 00:14:33,789 --> 00:14:37,329 something of a petty tyrant workplace situation happening around here? 177 00:14:38,428 --> 00:14:40,990 Oh. Oh, great. Dr. Hamm. 178 00:14:41,011 --> 00:14:43,136 Hi. It's great to see you. I love saying that name. 179 00:14:43,156 --> 00:14:45,419 Dr. Hamm just brings me joy. Don't know why. 180 00:14:45,439 --> 00:14:47,749 Well, petty cash is short again. 181 00:14:47,769 --> 00:14:49,180 $20 this time. 182 00:14:49,509 --> 00:14:52,178 Now, I know our students and teachers didn't steal it, 183 00:14:52,660 --> 00:14:55,227 so I'm asking all of our staff. 184 00:14:56,002 --> 00:14:57,699 Empty your pockets, please. 185 00:14:58,812 --> 00:15:01,489 Uh, Doc, you can't be serious. 186 00:15:01,819 --> 00:15:03,469 Don't I look like I'm serious? 187 00:15:03,489 --> 00:15:04,857 Well, yeah, perpetually. 188 00:15:04,877 --> 00:15:06,794 But, I mean, come on, it's a little bit insulting. 189 00:15:06,814 --> 00:15:08,069 It's a little more than a little insulting. 190 00:15:08,089 --> 00:15:10,479 - It's actually like... - But we'd be happy to do it. 191 00:15:10,499 --> 00:15:12,699 - Right, Charlie? - Okay, sure, uh. 192 00:15:15,772 --> 00:15:17,142 My keys. 193 00:15:22,835 --> 00:15:23,885 Alright then. 194 00:15:23,979 --> 00:15:25,539 Let's keep it this way. 195 00:15:27,079 --> 00:15:28,409 Gosh, man. 196 00:15:28,709 --> 00:15:31,929 I mean, thanks for intervening so I didn't get fired 197 00:15:31,949 --> 00:15:34,799 but, like, holy cannoli. 198 00:15:34,819 --> 00:15:36,933 That's some real bullshit you're putting up with. 199 00:15:36,953 --> 00:15:38,668 - Uh, how do you do it? - It's easy. 200 00:15:38,688 --> 00:15:41,156 I just remind myself that this is the best private school 201 00:15:41,176 --> 00:15:42,692 in the Tri-County area. 202 00:15:42,959 --> 00:15:43,840 Right. 203 00:15:43,860 --> 00:15:45,953 Your, um, your kid goes here, of course. 204 00:15:45,973 --> 00:15:48,474 Yeah. As long as I have this job, his tuition is free. 205 00:15:48,494 --> 00:15:50,687 So, yeah, if I have to swallow my pride 206 00:15:50,707 --> 00:15:53,579 when Hamm's on the warpath, yeah, so be it. 207 00:15:53,599 --> 00:15:56,289 I'm... Look, ever since his mom... 208 00:15:56,309 --> 00:15:57,639 died, 209 00:15:58,009 --> 00:16:00,074 Elijah's been in his own world 210 00:16:00,094 --> 00:16:03,429 and he's been doing magic alone in his room. 211 00:16:03,449 --> 00:16:06,559 His best friend at this school is the class gerbil. 212 00:16:06,579 --> 00:16:08,029 It's not good, but 213 00:16:08,049 --> 00:16:10,029 lately he's been blossoming, you know? 214 00:16:10,049 --> 00:16:12,193 He won the spelling bee today. 215 00:16:12,213 --> 00:16:13,569 Yeah, and tomorrow, 216 00:16:13,589 --> 00:16:15,858 he's doing his magic act for the talent show, so. 217 00:16:15,878 --> 00:16:17,579 You know what it's like as a parent 218 00:16:17,599 --> 00:16:20,289 to see your kid grow like that? 219 00:16:20,309 --> 00:16:23,349 To do something scary and still get a win? 220 00:16:23,369 --> 00:16:25,985 Yeah. I can only imagine. No, that's cool. 221 00:16:26,436 --> 00:16:27,639 Wow. 222 00:16:38,882 --> 00:16:40,262 Wow. 223 00:16:40,449 --> 00:16:42,669 Hey, hey! Lookin' sharp. 224 00:16:42,689 --> 00:16:44,858 Elijah's debuting his magic act. 225 00:16:44,891 --> 00:16:46,172 I better look sharp. 226 00:16:46,519 --> 00:16:50,059 - Work it. - Up next, we have Elijah Turner 227 00:16:50,329 --> 00:16:52,529 with a death-defying magic trick. 228 00:16:59,039 --> 00:17:01,020 You show 'em, Mini Houdini. 229 00:17:02,569 --> 00:17:03,981 Mini Houdini. 230 00:17:06,029 --> 00:17:07,379 Houdini. 231 00:17:07,479 --> 00:17:09,609 Ah! What a guy. 232 00:17:19,011 --> 00:17:20,099 Oh, ooh, okay. 233 00:17:20,275 --> 00:17:22,085 Sounds like somebody's a hit. 234 00:17:24,559 --> 00:17:26,463 - Quickly. - Nobody... 235 00:17:26,495 --> 00:17:27,671 Nobody... 236 00:17:28,399 --> 00:17:29,892 Oh, gosh. Ms. Dee. 237 00:17:30,233 --> 00:17:32,400 Ms. Dee, what happened? What's wrong? 238 00:17:32,539 --> 00:17:33,619 Geez. 239 00:17:33,639 --> 00:17:35,519 - Just give me a minute, okay? - Yeah. 240 00:17:35,539 --> 00:17:38,489 - What the hell kind of magic trick was it? - It wasn't a magic trick. 241 00:17:38,509 --> 00:17:41,003 Elijah just killed Joseph in front of the entire school. 242 00:17:41,023 --> 00:17:43,061 Wait, J.B.'s kid killed another kid? 243 00:17:43,081 --> 00:17:45,659 No. No. Joseph is the class gerbil. 244 00:17:45,679 --> 00:17:48,869 Elijah put him in some kind of lantern thing and... 245 00:17:48,889 --> 00:17:50,699 Wait a minute, are you telling me 246 00:17:50,719 --> 00:17:53,155 that the class pet's name is Joseph Gerbils? 247 00:17:53,176 --> 00:17:54,249 Yeah. 248 00:17:54,643 --> 00:17:55,643 What? 249 00:17:55,989 --> 00:17:57,409 Nah... Uh, nothing. 250 00:17:57,429 --> 00:18:00,159 But anyway, it must have been some kind of mix-up because... 251 00:18:00,728 --> 00:18:03,875 well, Elijah crushed Joseph with the hammer. 252 00:18:03,896 --> 00:18:05,162 I checked the box! 253 00:18:05,182 --> 00:18:06,479 - Oh, no. - Yeah. 254 00:18:06,499 --> 00:18:08,362 Just... Ugh. Blood splattered everywhere. 255 00:18:08,382 --> 00:18:11,090 The entire front row is gonna need some serious therapy after this one. 256 00:18:11,309 --> 00:18:12,848 Look, I gotta get these kids, okay? 257 00:18:12,868 --> 00:18:15,879 - Yeah, yeah. Of course. - Come back this way, please. 258 00:18:20,549 --> 00:18:21,989 Ah, sheesh. 259 00:18:29,229 --> 00:18:30,709 - Charlie? - Hey, hey. 260 00:18:30,729 --> 00:18:33,115 I found this in the parking lot. 261 00:18:33,135 --> 00:18:34,969 I thought Elijah might want it back. 262 00:18:36,182 --> 00:18:37,432 Thanks. 263 00:18:38,478 --> 00:18:42,718 Oh, and I thought you might need this. 264 00:18:43,678 --> 00:18:45,018 Ta-da! 265 00:18:45,239 --> 00:18:46,679 Abracadabra. 266 00:18:47,277 --> 00:18:48,909 So how's he doing? 267 00:18:49,679 --> 00:18:52,101 - Have a listen. - Never get out of the boat. 268 00:18:52,121 --> 00:18:55,183 Never get out of the boat. Never get out of the boat. 269 00:18:55,203 --> 00:18:57,069 And he's been like that since he's been home. 270 00:18:57,463 --> 00:18:59,264 He won't eat. He, he won't leave his room. 271 00:18:59,284 --> 00:19:01,349 He wants me to burn all of his magic stuff. 272 00:19:01,369 --> 00:19:03,929 All the progress he's made. We've made. 273 00:19:04,329 --> 00:19:06,243 It's all disappeared just like that. 274 00:19:06,598 --> 00:19:08,145 I don't understand. 275 00:19:08,165 --> 00:19:11,465 Don't kids forget everything that happened, like, 12 seconds afterwards? 276 00:19:11,791 --> 00:19:14,315 Uh, something about too much water in their brains? 277 00:19:14,469 --> 00:19:16,669 I think you're thinking of goldfish. 278 00:19:18,545 --> 00:19:19,709 I am. 279 00:19:20,009 --> 00:19:21,869 No, I don't think he's ever gonna live this down. 280 00:19:22,049 --> 00:19:24,497 The video of the talent show is online, 281 00:19:24,649 --> 00:19:26,492 and some parents have been commenting. 282 00:19:26,552 --> 00:19:28,932 And one of them even suggested that they start a petition 283 00:19:28,962 --> 00:19:30,992 to expel Elijah from school. 284 00:19:31,989 --> 00:19:35,758 I'm sorry, don't they understand that this is just a terrible accident? 285 00:19:36,838 --> 00:19:38,135 What? 286 00:19:38,745 --> 00:19:39,705 No. 287 00:19:40,259 --> 00:19:42,557 No, come on. You wanna say something, say it. 288 00:19:42,577 --> 00:19:44,763 No, no, no. Nothing. You're right. You're right. 289 00:19:44,783 --> 00:19:47,603 It was probably all just a terrible accident. 290 00:19:48,211 --> 00:19:49,409 Bullshit. 291 00:19:52,072 --> 00:19:53,072 Fine. 292 00:19:55,575 --> 00:19:57,778 There was a box under the lantern. 293 00:19:57,826 --> 00:20:00,826 It had a hole in it. That's how the trick works. 294 00:20:00,989 --> 00:20:04,704 Yeah, so Elijah waves a wand with one hand, 295 00:20:04,859 --> 00:20:07,939 and with the other hand, he secretly pulls a string. 296 00:20:07,959 --> 00:20:10,979 The gerbil drops through onto a little cushion. 297 00:20:10,999 --> 00:20:13,579 That way, when Elijah swings the mallet, 298 00:20:13,599 --> 00:20:14,869 there's nothing there. 299 00:20:15,928 --> 00:20:17,198 Okay. 300 00:20:17,377 --> 00:20:19,319 Yeah, well, the box was turned upside down. 301 00:20:19,545 --> 00:20:22,698 There was no hole for the gerbil to fall through. 302 00:20:22,762 --> 00:20:25,592 And that's when, when everything went wrong. 303 00:20:27,279 --> 00:20:29,749 So, Elijah, 304 00:20:29,949 --> 00:20:32,773 he turned the box the wrong way? 305 00:20:33,919 --> 00:20:35,849 That gerbil was his best friend. 306 00:20:36,549 --> 00:20:39,221 He would've, he would've double, triple checked 307 00:20:39,241 --> 00:20:41,490 to make sure that it was safe. 308 00:20:42,436 --> 00:20:44,029 Listen, I know my son. 309 00:20:45,159 --> 00:20:47,969 Someone sabotaged his magic trick. 310 00:20:49,512 --> 00:20:51,425 Yes, okay. You think I'm crazy. 311 00:20:52,251 --> 00:20:54,086 Nah, man, I just, uh... 312 00:20:54,433 --> 00:20:59,091 You know, I think maybe it was something a little bit less diabolical than all that. 313 00:21:01,879 --> 00:21:04,054 Hey, look, I-I-I'm sorry, pal. 314 00:21:04,133 --> 00:21:05,629 Having kids seems rough. 315 00:21:05,662 --> 00:21:08,502 I just... Is there anything that I can do to help? 316 00:21:09,749 --> 00:21:11,497 Well, um, yeah. 317 00:21:11,517 --> 00:21:16,123 I mean, if you wouldn't mind feeding the surviving gerbils. 318 00:21:16,203 --> 00:21:18,739 - It, uh... - Mm. Yeah, sure. 319 00:21:18,759 --> 00:21:20,488 It was Elijah's job. 320 00:21:21,812 --> 00:21:23,449 The food is in my office. 321 00:21:23,639 --> 00:21:25,119 Keys to the kingdom. 322 00:21:25,139 --> 00:21:26,879 Yeah, no, try not to lose those. 323 00:21:26,899 --> 00:21:30,414 'Cause the only other person that has keys to my office is Dr. Hamm, so. 324 00:21:30,493 --> 00:21:31,854 Dr. Hamm. 325 00:21:31,978 --> 00:21:33,574 You know, I think I like that name 326 00:21:33,595 --> 00:21:36,729 because it reminds me of a cartoon doctor pig, 327 00:21:36,749 --> 00:21:38,964 uh, wearing a stethoscope. 328 00:21:39,063 --> 00:21:40,716 Paging Dr. Hamm. 329 00:21:45,387 --> 00:21:46,514 Ah. Uh, look... 330 00:21:48,059 --> 00:21:50,779 Elijah's gonna bounce back, okay? 331 00:21:50,799 --> 00:21:53,309 And the other kids are gonna come around. 332 00:21:53,329 --> 00:21:54,504 Yeah, I don't know. 333 00:21:54,524 --> 00:21:56,334 Kids live in a different world than we do, 334 00:21:56,354 --> 00:21:59,369 and it's a lot bigger, and it's a lot louder, and it's a lot meaner. 335 00:22:00,453 --> 00:22:02,009 It's a jungle down there. 336 00:22:06,575 --> 00:22:07,875 Take it easy. 337 00:22:08,122 --> 00:22:09,620 I'm sorry, man. 338 00:22:09,700 --> 00:22:11,288 Never get out of the boat. 339 00:22:11,312 --> 00:22:12,706 Never get out of the boat. 340 00:22:12,785 --> 00:22:14,815 Never get out of the boat! 341 00:22:18,891 --> 00:22:23,217 _ 342 00:22:23,569 --> 00:22:25,409 Oh, my God. Thank goodness. 343 00:22:25,720 --> 00:22:27,868 The kids could really use a distraction. 344 00:22:27,956 --> 00:22:29,256 Right here's good. 345 00:22:31,039 --> 00:22:32,249 Here goes nothing. 346 00:22:32,450 --> 00:22:33,524 Oh, no, no, no. 347 00:22:33,544 --> 00:22:35,637 Okay, maybe start at the corners. 348 00:22:35,657 --> 00:22:37,737 - Uh sorry. - Uh, Ms. Dee, we need some help. 349 00:22:37,757 --> 00:22:39,254 Oh, geez, um. Okay, I'll be right back. 350 00:22:39,274 --> 00:22:40,488 I got a nosebleed at 7 o'clock. 351 00:22:40,508 --> 00:22:42,185 No, lean forward. Not backwards. 352 00:22:42,222 --> 00:22:43,362 You'll choke. 353 00:23:02,439 --> 00:23:05,753 _ 354 00:23:15,602 --> 00:23:18,298 Hey what's the story with pigtails over there? 355 00:23:18,379 --> 00:23:19,607 Oh, Stephanie? 356 00:23:19,779 --> 00:23:22,199 Oh, she might be the most upset about what happened. 357 00:23:22,219 --> 00:23:25,739 This morning, she even asked me if we'd do a class prayer on Joseph's behalf. 358 00:23:25,829 --> 00:23:28,222 Geez. Uh, that's very thoughtful of her. 359 00:23:28,242 --> 00:23:29,809 Yeah, I thought so too. 360 00:23:29,829 --> 00:23:31,744 I gave her two gold stars for it. 361 00:23:32,488 --> 00:23:35,149 She's our star student. Literally. 362 00:23:35,330 --> 00:23:38,299 Holy Toledo. So, like, she just wins everything? 363 00:23:38,328 --> 00:23:41,789 Well, almost. I mean, technically, no one won the talent show. 364 00:23:41,809 --> 00:23:44,023 And she lost the spelling bee. 365 00:23:44,043 --> 00:23:45,195 Oh right. 366 00:23:45,215 --> 00:23:48,259 - To J.B.'s kid, right? - Yeah. 367 00:23:48,279 --> 00:23:50,268 - Uh, Elijah... - Ah! No, no. 368 00:23:50,288 --> 00:23:53,933 Maybe don't say his name out loud just yet. 369 00:23:54,348 --> 00:23:55,667 Give it some time. 370 00:24:06,356 --> 00:24:11,405 _ 371 00:24:16,700 --> 00:24:18,040 Wow. Stephanie, right? 372 00:24:18,959 --> 00:24:20,769 That's right. Can I help you? 373 00:24:21,309 --> 00:24:23,089 You're a real achiever, huh? 374 00:24:23,109 --> 00:24:25,360 - Says who? - Well, says you. 375 00:24:25,380 --> 00:24:28,129 - According to you, you love to achieve. - I do. 376 00:24:28,209 --> 00:24:30,970 I just wanna be the best me possible. 377 00:24:33,089 --> 00:24:34,306 Hey, uh... 378 00:24:36,089 --> 00:24:37,939 so what does that mean? 379 00:24:37,959 --> 00:24:40,209 Uh, like, having the most gold stars? 380 00:24:40,229 --> 00:24:42,979 Not to brag, but that makes me the best me 381 00:24:42,999 --> 00:24:44,626 and the best kid in the class. 382 00:24:44,646 --> 00:24:46,989 Well, I mean, except for spelling, right? 383 00:24:47,009 --> 00:24:49,049 Like, Elijah is the best at spelling. 384 00:24:49,069 --> 00:24:51,131 He's also the best at murdering animals 385 00:24:51,151 --> 00:24:52,879 and giving everyone nightmares. 386 00:24:53,109 --> 00:24:54,359 Does that make you upset 387 00:24:54,379 --> 00:24:56,379 that Elijah's better than you at spelling? 388 00:24:56,399 --> 00:24:57,605 Not at all. 389 00:24:57,625 --> 00:24:59,549 Everyone deserves a chance to shine. 390 00:24:59,819 --> 00:25:02,292 Well, somehow, I 391 00:25:02,758 --> 00:25:04,656 well, I don't think you believe that. 392 00:25:04,676 --> 00:25:06,298 Whatever do you mean? 393 00:25:06,489 --> 00:25:09,986 Well I can see that you're a gifted kid. 394 00:25:10,006 --> 00:25:12,502 And, believe it or not, I'm a little gifted too. 395 00:25:12,522 --> 00:25:14,969 At what? Smelling like wet beef? 396 00:25:15,429 --> 00:25:18,239 That, and I can tell if somebody is lying. 397 00:25:18,569 --> 00:25:20,939 Okay, wow. Neato. 398 00:25:22,139 --> 00:25:24,289 Alright, how about we just 399 00:25:24,449 --> 00:25:26,859 slow down on this thing so I don't vomit. 400 00:25:27,109 --> 00:25:30,735 Now, I think that maybe you were a little bit upset 401 00:25:30,755 --> 00:25:34,299 because Elijah was gaining on you, right, with those gold stars? 402 00:25:34,419 --> 00:25:37,659 So, you sabotaged his magic trick. Am I right? 403 00:25:37,889 --> 00:25:39,913 - No. - Bull... 404 00:25:41,262 --> 00:25:42,559 shoot. 405 00:25:42,989 --> 00:25:44,752 Bull shoot. 406 00:25:46,336 --> 00:25:50,095 I well, I happened to find this in the custodian's office, 407 00:25:50,115 --> 00:25:53,179 and that's where Elijah keeps his magic kit. 408 00:25:53,199 --> 00:25:56,201 So, it's very hard proof that you were in there. 409 00:25:56,221 --> 00:25:57,639 And, well, 410 00:25:57,659 --> 00:25:59,214 I think you and I both know 411 00:25:59,234 --> 00:26:01,289 that Elijah didn't kill that gerbil on purpose. 412 00:26:01,309 --> 00:26:03,937 It only happened because you messed with his magic trick. 413 00:26:04,079 --> 00:26:07,229 Now, you, you have a chance here, okay, 414 00:26:07,249 --> 00:26:09,576 to do the right thing, I mean, the brave thing, 415 00:26:09,676 --> 00:26:11,639 and just clear Elijah's name. 416 00:26:12,389 --> 00:26:13,739 What do you say, kid? 417 00:26:15,892 --> 00:26:17,062 I say... 418 00:26:21,362 --> 00:26:22,689 What the hell? 419 00:26:22,850 --> 00:26:25,250 Just try and prove it now. Good luck. 420 00:26:33,339 --> 00:26:35,979 Now Joseph disappear! 421 00:26:39,419 --> 00:26:41,386 I know you missed something, 422 00:26:41,406 --> 00:26:43,916 you pigtailed demon child, 423 00:26:44,247 --> 00:26:46,111 and I'm gonna find it. 424 00:26:56,429 --> 00:26:59,993 Hey, kiddo, so who's the resident computer whiz around here? 425 00:27:01,939 --> 00:27:03,726 Oh, um, I guess I am. 426 00:27:03,746 --> 00:27:06,219 Oh, cool. So, what do you say? You wanna log me on? 427 00:27:06,239 --> 00:27:08,129 I'll make it worth your while. 428 00:27:08,367 --> 00:27:09,406 Okay 429 00:27:09,563 --> 00:27:13,549 so this is the entire video of the talent show. 430 00:27:13,728 --> 00:27:16,670 Alright. Okay. What can we find? 431 00:27:18,163 --> 00:27:20,037 Uh-huh, okay. 432 00:27:20,058 --> 00:27:21,765 Snoozefest. 433 00:27:24,699 --> 00:27:27,514 Okay, so Elijah runs off stage. 434 00:27:27,534 --> 00:27:29,482 Then when he comes back, his picture 435 00:27:29,507 --> 00:27:31,592 - _ - is missing from the slideshow. 436 00:27:31,646 --> 00:27:33,476 Which Stephanie made. 437 00:27:33,869 --> 00:27:35,996 Hey do you know 438 00:27:36,017 --> 00:27:40,109 is this the exact computer that Stephanie used to make those slides? 439 00:27:43,598 --> 00:27:44,748 Okay. 440 00:27:45,164 --> 00:27:47,169 Um, let's take a peek here. 441 00:27:48,500 --> 00:27:50,128 Uh, great. 442 00:27:50,148 --> 00:27:54,409 Okay, alright, here's her presentation and the slideshow pictures. 443 00:27:55,453 --> 00:27:57,087 _ 444 00:27:59,029 --> 00:28:00,449 Oh, my God. 445 00:28:00,569 --> 00:28:02,584 Hey. Hey, what's so funny? 446 00:28:02,605 --> 00:28:04,382 That's just a cute little baby picture. 447 00:28:04,402 --> 00:28:06,918 Look at Elijah. Dumb diaper baby. 448 00:28:06,938 --> 00:28:09,089 - Oh, my God. - Wait, wait, wait. 449 00:28:09,109 --> 00:28:10,772 This is embarrassing? 450 00:28:13,525 --> 00:28:16,699 So, is that why Stephanie went into J.B.'s office? 451 00:28:16,719 --> 00:28:21,011 To create some kind of distraction? 452 00:28:21,031 --> 00:28:24,199 Will Charlie Cale report to the principal's office, please? 453 00:28:24,219 --> 00:28:26,092 - Charlie Cale. - Yeesh McGeesh. 454 00:28:26,139 --> 00:28:27,809 I'm like a grown-ass man. 455 00:28:27,829 --> 00:28:30,739 Why did that just make me terrified? 456 00:28:30,759 --> 00:28:32,927 Hey, you really shouldn't say A-S-S 457 00:28:32,947 --> 00:28:34,838 unless it's like a donkey in the Bible. 458 00:28:36,217 --> 00:28:41,025 Oh, okay. I'll amend that behavior. I'm not really supposed to have sugar. 459 00:28:41,805 --> 00:28:45,641 Look, I'm aware that I may come across as somewhat inflexible. 460 00:28:46,039 --> 00:28:48,361 Uh, but you have to understand the position I'm in 461 00:28:48,381 --> 00:28:50,831 as the head of an elite preparatory academy. 462 00:28:51,058 --> 00:28:53,790 I have multiple competing stakeholder groups 463 00:28:53,810 --> 00:28:55,984 that I have to deal with on a daily basis. 464 00:28:56,089 --> 00:28:58,239 The children, their parents, 465 00:28:58,259 --> 00:29:00,341 uh, the board of trustees. 466 00:29:00,361 --> 00:29:03,059 Not to mention the teachers and staff. 467 00:29:03,429 --> 00:29:06,239 What's best for one group might not necessarily be 468 00:29:06,259 --> 00:29:08,279 what's most pleasing to the others. 469 00:29:08,299 --> 00:29:12,219 That means, every day, I have to make hard decisions 470 00:29:12,239 --> 00:29:16,004 that will ultimately make somebody unhappy. 471 00:29:17,839 --> 00:29:20,050 - Are you firing me? - Yes. 472 00:29:20,649 --> 00:29:22,511 Uh, I am so sorry. 473 00:29:22,649 --> 00:29:24,179 Might I ask why? 474 00:29:24,479 --> 00:29:27,269 I can't have a cafeteria worker 475 00:29:27,289 --> 00:29:29,017 harassing a student 476 00:29:29,149 --> 00:29:32,739 or calling her a "pigtailed demon child." 477 00:29:32,941 --> 00:29:35,369 Stephanie? No, no, no. 478 00:29:35,389 --> 00:29:37,539 I was not harassing her. 479 00:29:37,559 --> 00:29:39,609 Well, she showed me a video. 480 00:29:39,629 --> 00:29:41,017 Oh, yeah? Well, 481 00:29:41,087 --> 00:29:45,179 okay, if anything, Stephanie was harassing Elijah. 482 00:29:45,199 --> 00:29:47,149 That's preposterous. 483 00:29:47,169 --> 00:29:49,509 Stephanie is our star student. 484 00:29:50,009 --> 00:29:52,973 She sabotaged Elijah's magic trick. 485 00:29:53,092 --> 00:29:56,722 And that is how the class gerbil went belly up. 486 00:29:57,149 --> 00:30:00,179 Well, that's a very harsh accusation. 487 00:30:00,589 --> 00:30:03,269 Well, in the first place, she had a motive. 488 00:30:03,289 --> 00:30:06,405 Elijah was gaining on her with these gold stars. 489 00:30:06,425 --> 00:30:07,712 She didn't like that. 490 00:30:07,816 --> 00:30:10,309 And next, opportunity. 491 00:30:11,159 --> 00:30:12,956 Elijah had to leave the stage 492 00:30:12,976 --> 00:30:16,030 when he saw that really embarrassing picture 493 00:30:16,050 --> 00:30:18,485 that Stephanie put in the slideshow. 494 00:30:18,505 --> 00:30:21,149 And well, that gave her a perfect window 495 00:30:21,169 --> 00:30:23,405 to just mess with his magic trick. 496 00:30:24,458 --> 00:30:25,739 Do you have proof? 497 00:30:25,909 --> 00:30:27,776 I did have proof, 498 00:30:27,849 --> 00:30:30,949 but that little demon-haired bitch ate it. 499 00:30:31,689 --> 00:30:34,050 Look, do you wanna help Elijah or not? 500 00:30:34,070 --> 00:30:37,319 Because, man, this kid, he could really use our help. 501 00:30:37,475 --> 00:30:38,505 And... 502 00:30:39,642 --> 00:30:42,309 Wait, now that I'm thinking about it, I... 503 00:30:42,508 --> 00:30:45,071 How the hell did Stephanie get into that custodian closet? 504 00:30:45,112 --> 00:30:47,023 There's only two people that have keys, right? 505 00:30:47,043 --> 00:30:49,580 It's you. It's J.B., of course. 506 00:30:49,600 --> 00:30:50,519 So, uh... 507 00:30:50,539 --> 00:30:53,219 We are not here to discuss my keys 508 00:30:53,332 --> 00:30:55,632 or my friendship bracelet. 509 00:31:01,863 --> 00:31:05,679 I was not discussing your friendship bracelet. 510 00:31:11,269 --> 00:31:16,239 Uh, unless you want me to talk to you about your friendship bracelet? 511 00:31:16,259 --> 00:31:18,503 I suggest you leave my office. 512 00:31:20,329 --> 00:31:21,880 Well, okay. 513 00:31:23,755 --> 00:31:26,125 And go to the restroom downstairs. 514 00:31:27,768 --> 00:31:29,808 Second stall from the back. 515 00:31:37,879 --> 00:31:39,319 Okay. 516 00:32:06,379 --> 00:32:07,779 Okay. Uh... 517 00:32:11,686 --> 00:32:13,306 Oh, shit. 518 00:32:13,849 --> 00:32:16,601 So, you're the cash box thief? 519 00:32:16,881 --> 00:32:18,485 Shh. Quiet! 520 00:32:18,859 --> 00:32:20,730 This is humiliating enough. 521 00:32:21,059 --> 00:32:22,559 Go to page six. 522 00:32:23,479 --> 00:32:24,729 Okay. 523 00:32:25,029 --> 00:32:29,008 I've developed a bit of a, of a gambling habit, okay? 524 00:32:29,028 --> 00:32:31,774 Which means, sometimes, I don't have much cash on me. 525 00:32:31,794 --> 00:32:34,325 So, sometimes, I grab a little. 526 00:32:34,345 --> 00:32:37,487 Well, not exactly role model behavior, Dr. Hamm. 527 00:32:37,507 --> 00:32:40,019 Well, I always put the cash back the next day. 528 00:32:40,039 --> 00:32:43,044 But one time, Stephanie caught me. 529 00:32:44,359 --> 00:32:45,859 Oh God, her... 530 00:32:46,302 --> 00:32:50,692 her parents manage Beavers' Corners Casino. 531 00:32:50,758 --> 00:32:53,928 She's been blackmailing me ever since. 532 00:32:54,015 --> 00:32:56,683 That's how she got the keys to J.B.'s office. 533 00:32:56,852 --> 00:32:58,375 My hands are tied. 534 00:32:58,435 --> 00:33:00,409 - _ - Wear this as a reminder. 535 00:33:00,429 --> 00:33:03,429 If you ever cross me, you're out of a job. 536 00:33:03,969 --> 00:33:07,426 Hey, not to go out on a flying broomstick or anything, 537 00:33:07,446 --> 00:33:10,045 but I mean, you're talking about a little girl 538 00:33:10,065 --> 00:33:12,232 and a couple of bucks here, 539 00:33:12,252 --> 00:33:14,489 a few dollars there out of a cash box. 540 00:33:14,509 --> 00:33:16,203 I mean, it just can't be that big of a deal. 541 00:33:16,223 --> 00:33:18,265 Well, well, t-tell that to the kids' parents. 542 00:33:18,285 --> 00:33:21,689 They pay 30 grand a year for an elite education. 543 00:33:22,492 --> 00:33:24,825 I mean, it's all about appearances. 544 00:33:24,989 --> 00:33:26,759 So, how's this gonna look? 545 00:33:27,459 --> 00:33:29,029 Oh. Yeah, sure. 546 00:33:31,259 --> 00:33:33,026 I'm sorry. 547 00:33:33,046 --> 00:33:36,234 So, you're just gonna let pigtails run Elijah out of the school? 548 00:33:36,399 --> 00:33:38,805 Changing schools might be the best thing for Elijah. 549 00:33:38,841 --> 00:33:41,145 Better than being in Stephanie's crosshairs. 550 00:33:41,242 --> 00:33:43,438 Stephanie is untouchable. 551 00:33:43,518 --> 00:33:44,590 Trust me. 552 00:33:44,762 --> 00:33:47,561 Save yourself and just walk away. 553 00:34:21,779 --> 00:34:23,535 Too bad they don't give out gold stars 554 00:34:23,555 --> 00:34:25,508 for outsmarting the lunch lady. 555 00:34:25,642 --> 00:34:28,082 Or should I say ex-lunch lady? 556 00:34:29,228 --> 00:34:31,737 Huh. Gold stars. Yada, yada. 557 00:34:32,359 --> 00:34:34,709 Gold stars go to the best student, 558 00:34:34,729 --> 00:34:36,309 not the class weirdo 559 00:34:36,329 --> 00:34:39,143 who's only at this school because his dad cleans the potties. 560 00:34:39,164 --> 00:34:40,934 Alright, kid, listen to me. 561 00:34:41,299 --> 00:34:43,649 If you keep this up, you just... 562 00:34:43,669 --> 00:34:45,769 you're not gonna have a lot of friends. 563 00:34:46,899 --> 00:34:48,509 I don't need friends. 564 00:34:49,309 --> 00:34:51,989 Hey, look, there's this expression, right? 565 00:34:52,009 --> 00:34:53,629 Goes like this: 566 00:34:53,649 --> 00:34:55,859 "It's lonely at the top." 567 00:34:55,879 --> 00:34:59,749 Meaning, everybody needs friends. Even you. 568 00:35:08,425 --> 00:35:10,645 Hey, hey, hey. 569 00:35:10,799 --> 00:35:12,395 It's alright. What's wrong? 570 00:35:12,415 --> 00:35:14,149 It's gonna be okay. It's okay. 571 00:35:14,242 --> 00:35:15,742 You okay? 572 00:35:16,729 --> 00:35:18,939 Maybe I say I don't need friends... 573 00:35:19,539 --> 00:35:22,539 because they're the one thing I want the most. 574 00:35:24,209 --> 00:35:25,909 And I act out because... 575 00:35:26,725 --> 00:35:28,955 I just want someone to like me. 576 00:35:34,949 --> 00:35:36,426 Bullshoot. 577 00:35:41,862 --> 00:35:45,026 ? It's lovely at the top, it's lovely at the top ? 578 00:35:45,066 --> 00:35:47,651 ? It's lovely, lovely, lovely, lovely lovely at the top ? 579 00:35:47,678 --> 00:35:49,523 - Fucking kid. - ? Lovely at the top ? 580 00:35:49,543 --> 00:35:50,982 ? Lovely at the top ? 581 00:35:56,509 --> 00:35:57,819 Hey, hey. 582 00:35:58,139 --> 00:35:59,239 Hey. 583 00:36:00,272 --> 00:36:01,302 Whoa, uh... 584 00:36:03,535 --> 00:36:05,545 I'm actually on my way out. 585 00:36:05,979 --> 00:36:08,388 Well, turns out, kids aren't really my bag. 586 00:36:08,421 --> 00:36:11,059 But I wanna feed the gerbils before I go. 587 00:36:11,845 --> 00:36:13,465 Knock yourself out. 588 00:36:13,545 --> 00:36:15,025 I just wish 589 00:36:15,058 --> 00:36:16,938 could've figured out a way to help Elijah out. 590 00:36:17,170 --> 00:36:19,529 Oh, yeah. Yeah, me too. 591 00:36:20,429 --> 00:36:21,929 I thought I was helping. 592 00:36:22,792 --> 00:36:24,262 Between me and you... 593 00:36:25,899 --> 00:36:29,249 I was giving him all magic-related spelling bee words on purpose. 594 00:36:29,275 --> 00:36:31,879 I mean, that kid's got so much potential. 595 00:36:32,239 --> 00:36:34,693 I thought all he needed was just a nice little... 596 00:36:35,226 --> 00:36:37,255 victory to help him come out of his shell. 597 00:36:37,486 --> 00:36:38,732 Well 598 00:36:38,879 --> 00:36:40,579 that's very teacherly of you. 599 00:36:40,599 --> 00:36:43,229 Yeah, I also thought it'd be good for Stephanie 600 00:36:43,464 --> 00:36:45,639 to learn how to deal with a little disappointment. 601 00:36:45,765 --> 00:36:49,095 Yeah. No gold stars for pigtails on that front. 602 00:36:52,859 --> 00:36:55,709 God, man, were kids this mean when we were growing up? 603 00:36:55,729 --> 00:36:57,549 Oh, yeah. Definitely. 604 00:36:57,636 --> 00:36:58,690 I mean, on some level, 605 00:36:58,710 --> 00:37:02,011 they know that adolescence is just around the corner, 606 00:37:02,631 --> 00:37:04,522 and it's gonna be total warfare. 607 00:37:04,542 --> 00:37:06,627 So, they're, they're testing boundaries 608 00:37:07,234 --> 00:37:08,629 and building up walls, 609 00:37:08,649 --> 00:37:10,270 often as early as second grade. 610 00:37:10,302 --> 00:37:12,372 But, you know, at the same time... 611 00:37:14,149 --> 00:37:15,629 they still have these, 612 00:37:15,649 --> 00:37:18,653 these little kid hearts. 613 00:37:19,367 --> 00:37:21,109 They wanna love each other. 614 00:37:21,229 --> 00:37:22,329 Yeah. 615 00:37:22,629 --> 00:37:23,933 Childhood. 616 00:37:24,325 --> 00:37:25,744 The worst. 617 00:37:26,299 --> 00:37:29,206 I tell you, I don't blame Elijah for wanting to hang out with the gerbils 618 00:37:29,226 --> 00:37:30,832 instead of his classmates. 619 00:37:32,069 --> 00:37:35,709 Everything's so much simpler down there. 620 00:37:42,805 --> 00:37:44,405 The boat. 621 00:37:45,319 --> 00:37:49,719 Elijah kept saying "Never get out of the boat." 622 00:37:51,059 --> 00:37:52,359 And I get it. 623 00:37:52,689 --> 00:37:54,314 I mean, look at these guys. 624 00:37:54,629 --> 00:37:56,941 Yeah, no gold stars, 625 00:37:57,099 --> 00:37:59,214 no competition, no cruelty. 626 00:37:59,234 --> 00:38:02,452 Just, well, taking care of each other 627 00:38:02,572 --> 00:38:04,542 and loving each other no matter what. 628 00:38:05,366 --> 00:38:07,325 Most of the kids get that. 629 00:38:08,195 --> 00:38:09,395 Yeah. 630 00:38:10,379 --> 00:38:13,458 But not Stephanie, huh? 631 00:38:14,549 --> 00:38:16,609 Well, not yet at least. 632 00:38:19,098 --> 00:38:20,340 Hey, 633 00:38:21,093 --> 00:38:25,159 I've got an idea for how we could you know, help Elijah out. 634 00:38:26,389 --> 00:38:28,723 But we're gonna need a bigger boat. 635 00:38:32,129 --> 00:38:34,399 You're doing great, bud. You'll be just fine. 636 00:38:35,429 --> 00:38:36,769 Dad, I'm scared. 637 00:38:37,039 --> 00:38:38,639 They're all gonna hate me. 638 00:38:38,939 --> 00:38:41,602 No. No, they're not. No one's gonna hate you. 639 00:38:41,622 --> 00:38:44,779 Hey, listen, you're doing it, okay? 640 00:38:44,799 --> 00:38:46,819 You're... And I'm right here with you. 641 00:38:46,839 --> 00:38:48,279 I'm so proud of you, bud. 642 00:38:50,449 --> 00:38:51,779 Okay. 643 00:38:54,848 --> 00:38:57,138 Welcome back, Elijah! 644 00:38:57,159 --> 00:38:58,869 We missed you. 645 00:38:58,889 --> 00:39:01,360 - We love you. - What is this? 646 00:39:01,380 --> 00:39:03,211 We wanted to show you that we love you 647 00:39:03,231 --> 00:39:04,999 and that we're all in the same boat. 648 00:39:05,019 --> 00:39:07,346 You hear that, bud? Everybody's so happy to see you. 649 00:39:07,366 --> 00:39:08,446 Yes, they are. 650 00:39:08,466 --> 00:39:11,149 And we have some very special news to share. 651 00:39:11,169 --> 00:39:13,039 We were able to revive Joseph. 652 00:39:13,339 --> 00:39:15,353 He's all better now. 653 00:39:16,709 --> 00:39:19,472 - Are you crazy? - I can't believe it. 654 00:39:19,492 --> 00:39:21,435 You know Joseph's still dead, right? 655 00:39:21,481 --> 00:39:23,361 We're all together again! 656 00:39:25,472 --> 00:39:27,212 That's an imposter. 657 00:39:28,249 --> 00:39:29,869 Joseph Gerbils is still dead. 658 00:39:29,889 --> 00:39:31,413 That's not your gerbil husband. 659 00:39:31,678 --> 00:39:33,215 That's enough, Stephanie. 660 00:39:33,319 --> 00:39:35,144 Hey, you know what, I love Elijah so much, 661 00:39:35,219 --> 00:39:37,333 I'm gonna give him all my gold stars. 662 00:39:37,999 --> 00:39:39,119 What?! 663 00:39:39,199 --> 00:39:41,182 - No! - Elijah! Elijah! 664 00:39:41,208 --> 00:39:43,851 - Put those back. - Elijah! Elijah! 665 00:39:43,939 --> 00:39:44,961 That's... 666 00:39:45,675 --> 00:39:46,675 that's... 667 00:39:47,609 --> 00:39:50,054 that's socialism! 668 00:40:00,179 --> 00:40:01,849 No running, please. 669 00:40:26,139 --> 00:40:28,029 Now, that's one for the slideshow. 670 00:40:28,049 --> 00:40:30,037 What are you doing here? You're fired. 671 00:40:30,102 --> 00:40:32,532 I should be asking you the same question. 672 00:40:34,219 --> 00:40:35,799 But, look, 673 00:40:35,819 --> 00:40:38,769 Elijah's dad is a thief, a cash box thief. 674 00:40:38,789 --> 00:40:39,999 Wow. 675 00:40:40,019 --> 00:40:43,462 Trying to get Elijah kicked out of school by gettin' his dad fired. 676 00:40:43,521 --> 00:40:45,198 I mean, that's low even for you. 677 00:40:45,429 --> 00:40:48,149 So? What are you gonna do about it? 678 00:40:48,169 --> 00:40:50,479 Oh, me? Me, nothing. 679 00:40:50,634 --> 00:40:54,149 But a force greater than either of us is coming for you, kid. 680 00:40:54,236 --> 00:40:56,996 - Oh, no. The police? - Puberty. 681 00:40:57,179 --> 00:40:59,289 Now, here's how this is gonna go down. 682 00:40:59,309 --> 00:41:01,359 Your little reign of terror? Oh, it's over. 683 00:41:01,379 --> 00:41:03,399 No more bracelets. No more blackmail. 684 00:41:03,419 --> 00:41:06,694 Or else this photo's gonna wind up in not just your parents' inbox 685 00:41:06,714 --> 00:41:09,225 but also the admissions office of every elite boarding school 686 00:41:09,299 --> 00:41:10,677 on the East Coast. 687 00:41:10,852 --> 00:41:12,182 Shake on it. 688 00:41:16,951 --> 00:41:17,951 Yep. 689 00:41:18,719 --> 00:41:20,937 Wow. Best friends forever. 690 00:41:26,303 --> 00:41:28,482 _ 691 00:41:28,538 --> 00:41:30,696 They're nice animals. Treat them with respect. 692 00:41:30,717 --> 00:41:33,589 Be gentle. That's one of the main things. You have to be gentle. 693 00:41:33,669 --> 00:41:35,941 _ 694 00:41:42,017 --> 00:41:45,047 _ 695 00:41:49,459 --> 00:41:51,789 It's perfect, Dad. Thank you. 696 00:41:54,989 --> 00:41:57,457 _ 697 00:42:00,259 --> 00:42:02,437 # You can bet it's worth the trouble # 698 00:42:02,495 --> 00:42:05,215 ? 'Cause what you give you get back double ? 699 00:42:05,887 --> 00:42:08,484 _ 700 00:42:08,518 --> 00:42:10,899 ? And when you get that happy feeling ? 701 00:42:10,919 --> 00:42:14,699 ? Pass it on ? 702 00:42:15,119 --> 00:42:16,492 ? Pass it on ? 703 00:42:16,649 --> 00:42:18,906 So, yeah, I mean, it turns out 704 00:42:18,926 --> 00:42:21,639 that a bunch of 8-year-olds didn't have all the answers. 705 00:42:21,959 --> 00:42:23,088 Who knew? 706 00:42:23,155 --> 00:42:25,459 - Oh yeah, I knew. - Ah, right. 707 00:42:29,129 --> 00:42:31,639 But I will tell you something. 708 00:42:32,449 --> 00:42:35,519 I mean, they will always find a way to surprise you. 709 00:42:36,075 --> 00:42:37,096 Over. 710 00:42:37,136 --> 00:42:38,688 _ 711 00:42:39,615 --> 00:42:42,966 _ 712 00:43:01,679 --> 00:43:06,686 www.subtitulamos.tv