1 00:00:05,970 --> 00:00:10,961 _ 2 00:00:22,332 --> 00:00:25,276 www.subtitulamos.tv 3 00:00:25,282 --> 00:00:26,875 _ 4 00:00:26,909 --> 00:00:28,614 It's a beautiful day 5 00:00:28,714 --> 00:00:31,190 here at Velvety Canned Cheese Park. 6 00:00:31,290 --> 00:00:35,195 Velvety Canned Cheese: making your cheese a breeze. 7 00:00:35,267 --> 00:00:36,867 Good morning, everybody. 8 00:00:36,970 --> 00:00:39,630 Get you some canned cheese. 9 00:00:39,803 --> 00:00:42,151 That hat is too great. 10 00:00:42,203 --> 00:00:43,803 I love it, you girls. 11 00:00:49,080 --> 00:00:51,176 And here come our boys now. 12 00:00:51,310 --> 00:00:56,273 Ladies and gentlemen, your Montgomery Cheesemongers! 13 00:00:57,047 --> 00:01:00,487 And on the mound, Montgomery's own hometown hero, 14 00:01:00,581 --> 00:01:03,111 "Rocket" Russ Waddell! 15 00:01:11,862 --> 00:01:13,991 Get 'em, Rocket! Mow 'em down! 16 00:01:14,012 --> 00:01:16,782 These rat bastards can't handle the heat, Russ! 17 00:01:16,807 --> 00:01:18,077 Blast off! 18 00:01:32,183 --> 00:01:34,166 - Come on! - _ 19 00:01:35,541 --> 00:01:37,781 Shake it off, Rocket! You still got it! 20 00:01:37,881 --> 00:01:40,651 Just warming up, Russ, just warming up! 21 00:01:50,891 --> 00:01:52,321 Ah, shit. 22 00:01:58,801 --> 00:02:00,734 _ 23 00:02:04,160 --> 00:02:06,723 God! It's a fucking embarrassment. 24 00:02:06,811 --> 00:02:08,581 I never even seen nothin' like it, man. 25 00:02:08,602 --> 00:02:10,832 Never gonna win again. Never getting laid again. 26 00:02:10,857 --> 00:02:12,727 Twenty-nine straight losses! 27 00:02:13,094 --> 00:02:14,764 Twenty-nine! 28 00:02:15,117 --> 00:02:17,357 We're like the goddamn Bad News Bears! 29 00:02:17,460 --> 00:02:19,125 Actually, the Bad News Bears 30 00:02:19,212 --> 00:02:21,609 had one good pitcher and one good hitter. 31 00:02:21,655 --> 00:02:24,780 So unless Tatum O'Neal walks through that door, we're worse. 32 00:02:25,490 --> 00:02:26,520 Russ. 33 00:02:29,233 --> 00:02:30,473 Russ? 34 00:02:31,006 --> 00:02:32,236 Are we drinking? 35 00:02:32,470 --> 00:02:33,810 Right behind you. 36 00:02:47,250 --> 00:02:48,420 Hey. 37 00:02:49,020 --> 00:02:51,090 Brought you some soup. 38 00:02:52,056 --> 00:02:54,296 Thank you, Lucille. 39 00:03:02,770 --> 00:03:04,370 Well, I just wanted you to know that 40 00:03:04,470 --> 00:03:07,227 you will always have a home here 41 00:03:07,322 --> 00:03:10,592 at Velvety Canned Cheese Park. 42 00:03:12,343 --> 00:03:14,543 You're part of the family no matter what. 43 00:03:15,380 --> 00:03:16,680 Thanks. 44 00:03:18,472 --> 00:03:21,778 And with Sal retiring next season, 45 00:03:21,809 --> 00:03:24,819 we're going to need a new head groundskeeper. 46 00:03:28,490 --> 00:03:30,752 Oh, dang. Oh, did Skip not... 47 00:03:32,300 --> 00:03:33,830 I was just 48 00:03:34,406 --> 00:03:35,936 working up the nerve to tell you. 49 00:03:37,459 --> 00:03:39,219 GM called. 50 00:03:40,810 --> 00:03:42,710 Organization's going to let you go. 51 00:03:43,336 --> 00:03:44,466 That's it? 52 00:03:44,813 --> 00:03:45,959 I'm done? 53 00:03:46,172 --> 00:03:48,125 Russ, I'm sorry. 54 00:03:48,624 --> 00:03:51,648 It's just... time. 55 00:03:53,208 --> 00:03:56,282 _ 56 00:03:56,302 --> 00:03:58,367 _ 57 00:03:58,400 --> 00:04:00,606 _ 58 00:04:01,810 --> 00:04:03,590 Oh, so that's it, huh? 59 00:04:03,930 --> 00:04:06,030 Yep. They're giving me one more start, 60 00:04:06,130 --> 00:04:07,800 then off to the pasture. 61 00:04:07,900 --> 00:04:09,200 Goddamn. 62 00:04:09,300 --> 00:04:11,500 - It's not fair, Rocket. - It's too damn fair. 63 00:04:11,600 --> 00:04:12,870 That's what hurts. 64 00:04:12,970 --> 00:04:15,338 If I still had my heat, that'd be something else. 65 00:04:15,438 --> 00:04:18,540 You still have that 100-mile-an-hour fastball left in you, Russ. 66 00:04:18,693 --> 00:04:21,762 - Yeah, you'll get it back. - Nah, it's gone. 67 00:04:22,550 --> 00:04:25,420 Skip's right. Maybe it's just time. 68 00:04:25,650 --> 00:04:28,950 Rocket, fellas, drinks are on me. 69 00:04:30,150 --> 00:04:31,060 Look at that! 70 00:04:31,160 --> 00:04:33,290 I actually won 200 bucks betting on you guys 71 00:04:33,390 --> 00:04:35,160 losing back-to-back games. 72 00:04:35,260 --> 00:04:36,960 Figured I owed you, so... 73 00:04:37,495 --> 00:04:39,000 Hey, enjoy. 74 00:04:40,830 --> 00:04:43,270 Does anybody got any decent work lined up for the off season? 75 00:04:43,370 --> 00:04:44,800 Not yet. 76 00:04:44,900 --> 00:04:47,240 They still got the classified ads in the newspapers? 77 00:04:47,610 --> 00:04:49,564 I don't think they still have newspapers. 78 00:04:49,718 --> 00:04:54,310 Vegas odds of us losing our next five games is 22 to one? 79 00:04:54,825 --> 00:04:56,880 - So? - So... 80 00:04:58,766 --> 00:05:02,148 If our so-called fans could make money off how bad we are, 81 00:05:02,520 --> 00:05:03,860 why can't we? 82 00:05:04,590 --> 00:05:06,690 Isn't players gambling on games illegal? 83 00:05:06,790 --> 00:05:09,730 It's more than illegal, Goose. It's sacrilege. 84 00:05:09,830 --> 00:05:14,147 And if anybody even heard that we were discussing this, 85 00:05:15,183 --> 00:05:18,123 forget the show, we'd all be banned for life. 86 00:05:18,232 --> 00:05:20,810 Lew, you're a 32-year-old bush league catcher 87 00:05:20,910 --> 00:05:23,010 with a career batting average of 220. 88 00:05:23,110 --> 00:05:25,525 I hate to break it to you, but you ain't making the show. 89 00:05:25,625 --> 00:05:26,763 Neither are you. 90 00:05:26,863 --> 00:05:28,380 I know. None of us are. 91 00:05:28,416 --> 00:05:29,768 I mean, we can't beat time. 92 00:05:29,868 --> 00:05:31,650 So what do we do? 93 00:05:32,980 --> 00:05:34,390 Okay, we got five games 94 00:05:34,490 --> 00:05:36,090 between now and my last start, right? 95 00:05:36,190 --> 00:05:38,220 If someone was to bet a parlay 96 00:05:38,320 --> 00:05:40,220 on us losing all five games, 97 00:05:40,330 --> 00:05:41,660 for any dollar they put in, 98 00:05:41,760 --> 00:05:44,500 that someone would get 22 back. 99 00:05:44,600 --> 00:05:46,306 And that someone is us, right? 100 00:05:46,406 --> 00:05:48,670 - Oh, my God. - Thank you, Carl. 101 00:05:49,030 --> 00:05:52,323 Okay, look, we pool together all the money we could get our hands on, right? 102 00:05:52,405 --> 00:05:54,773 Life savings, second mortgages, whatever. 103 00:05:54,873 --> 00:05:56,410 Then we bet on ourselves. 104 00:05:56,450 --> 00:05:58,820 I mean, if we could get, like, 100K, 105 00:05:58,980 --> 00:06:01,820 we're talking, like, two million in return, huh? 106 00:06:01,913 --> 00:06:03,097 Are we in? 107 00:06:03,326 --> 00:06:04,711 I'm in. 108 00:06:15,774 --> 00:06:17,166 If I sell the camper, 109 00:06:17,193 --> 00:06:18,587 I can get, like, 15, 20 grand. 110 00:06:18,653 --> 00:06:19,953 - Ha-ha! - Let's go! 111 00:06:20,143 --> 00:06:21,430 Attaboy. 112 00:06:21,537 --> 00:06:23,504 _ 113 00:06:33,680 --> 00:06:37,354 Cheesemongers lose to the Honeys 12 to 0. 114 00:06:37,779 --> 00:06:38,910 _ 115 00:06:38,947 --> 00:06:42,490 Cheesemongers lose again 11 to one. 116 00:06:42,890 --> 00:06:45,660 On the bright side, Velvety Canned Cheese 117 00:06:45,760 --> 00:06:47,648 does help to drown the sorrow 118 00:06:47,690 --> 00:06:50,060 of this punishing losing streak. 119 00:06:52,500 --> 00:06:53,673 - Safe! - _ 120 00:06:53,773 --> 00:06:56,730 Cheesemongers lose 13 to three. 121 00:06:58,109 --> 00:06:59,870 Someone take this away from me, 122 00:06:59,970 --> 00:07:01,470 but just know I'ma put up a fight. 123 00:07:01,597 --> 00:07:03,575 _ 124 00:07:06,684 --> 00:07:09,012 _ 125 00:07:11,979 --> 00:07:14,649 Cheesemongers keep it within 10 runs, 126 00:07:14,690 --> 00:07:16,990 losing 14 to five. 127 00:07:17,090 --> 00:07:18,438 Let's go. 128 00:07:19,215 --> 00:07:20,319 _ 129 00:07:20,340 --> 00:07:23,141 Another Cheesemonger loss would make for 34 straight, 130 00:07:23,241 --> 00:07:27,030 breaking a minor league record that stood since 1951. 131 00:07:27,130 --> 00:07:29,670 Russ, as today's starting pitcher, 132 00:07:29,770 --> 00:07:31,500 how are you dealing with the pressure? 133 00:07:31,970 --> 00:07:33,783 Well, I'm just grateful I'm the one 134 00:07:33,856 --> 00:07:35,896 who's taking the mound for us today. 135 00:07:36,263 --> 00:07:37,463 Oh, Russ, 136 00:07:37,810 --> 00:07:40,980 seems like I bear nothing but bad news these days. 137 00:07:42,050 --> 00:07:44,381 Front office promoted a kid from rookie ball, 138 00:07:45,293 --> 00:07:46,653 Felix Domingo. 139 00:07:47,400 --> 00:07:48,950 And they want him to start. 140 00:07:49,210 --> 00:07:51,920 Skip, this is my last start. 141 00:07:52,020 --> 00:07:54,160 You said I could have this. What the fuck? 142 00:07:54,530 --> 00:07:56,130 I'm sorry, Russ. 143 00:07:57,900 --> 00:07:59,930 - Hey, Skip. Hi. - Lew. 144 00:08:01,225 --> 00:08:04,800 I borrowed eight grand from a guy named, no joke, 145 00:08:04,900 --> 00:08:07,298 Shady "The Kneecapper" McGee. 146 00:08:07,398 --> 00:08:09,393 If this Felix kid is any good, 147 00:08:09,493 --> 00:08:11,440 - we're screwed! - Hey, settle down, alright? 148 00:08:11,540 --> 00:08:12,909 Let me see what's what. 149 00:08:21,620 --> 00:08:23,660 Hey. Welcome to the club. 150 00:08:23,760 --> 00:08:26,690 Oh, my God, "Rocket" Russ Waddell! 151 00:08:26,790 --> 00:08:28,590 Oh, my God, man, it's really you. 152 00:08:28,690 --> 00:08:31,428 - You know who I am? - Yeah, of course, man. 153 00:08:31,860 --> 00:08:33,758 Actually, when I was a kid, 154 00:08:33,845 --> 00:08:36,285 my brother and I, we tried buying up all your rookie cards. 155 00:08:36,821 --> 00:08:39,240 You know, 100-mile-an-hour fastball, 156 00:08:39,340 --> 00:08:40,437 crazy movement. 157 00:08:40,490 --> 00:08:42,510 We thought you were going to be like the next Roger Clemens. 158 00:08:42,610 --> 00:08:44,524 Yeah. Well, time gets us all. 159 00:08:45,206 --> 00:08:46,840 - What's that? - Oh, this? 160 00:08:46,940 --> 00:08:49,185 Yeah, it's actually pretty cool. 161 00:08:49,285 --> 00:08:50,650 So it's a barometer. 162 00:08:50,750 --> 00:08:53,580 My curves usually borderline in most altitudes, right? 163 00:08:53,601 --> 00:08:54,890 But with the lower elevation here, 164 00:08:54,990 --> 00:08:56,420 I feel like I can get a good break going. 165 00:08:56,520 --> 00:08:57,790 Okay, that's one approach. 166 00:08:57,890 --> 00:08:59,090 Yeah, for sure. 167 00:08:59,190 --> 00:09:00,560 - You want a dip? - Nope. 168 00:09:00,660 --> 00:09:01,990 Sorry, I... 169 00:09:02,960 --> 00:09:04,822 got my own. 170 00:09:04,886 --> 00:09:05,877 Yeah. 171 00:09:06,100 --> 00:09:09,730 Yeah, anyway, I always like to scout the ballpark before I pitch. 172 00:09:09,751 --> 00:09:11,661 Wind conditions, field conditions. 173 00:09:11,682 --> 00:09:13,112 There's always something I can use. 174 00:09:13,370 --> 00:09:14,479 You know that. 175 00:09:15,739 --> 00:09:18,040 Honor to meet you, but I should warm up 176 00:09:18,140 --> 00:09:19,768 if I'm gonna stop this losing streak. 177 00:09:21,550 --> 00:09:22,710 You're a fuckin' legend. 178 00:09:22,810 --> 00:09:24,150 - I just... - Okay. 179 00:09:24,250 --> 00:09:26,480 - Alright, good luck out there. - Thank you, man. 180 00:09:26,650 --> 00:09:27,650 So? 181 00:09:28,195 --> 00:09:29,402 Well, I don't think he's much, 182 00:09:29,429 --> 00:09:31,279 but still, we can't leave this to chance. 183 00:09:31,360 --> 00:09:34,368 I say we jump the bastard right now, go for the elbow. 184 00:09:34,474 --> 00:09:36,076 We don't need to hurt the kid, okay? 185 00:09:36,170 --> 00:09:37,744 Just get him out of the game. 186 00:09:38,673 --> 00:09:40,622 Hey, go get 'em, Petey! 187 00:09:40,643 --> 00:09:42,143 That's it. 188 00:09:43,070 --> 00:09:45,800 Hey, don't worry, I got an idea. 189 00:09:45,900 --> 00:09:47,270 I'll see you on the field. 190 00:09:48,870 --> 00:09:50,910 If we're getting $3.1 million 191 00:09:51,010 --> 00:09:52,680 and we're splitting it five ways, 192 00:09:52,780 --> 00:09:54,358 then 5% going to our front man, 193 00:09:54,458 --> 00:09:56,596 how much money does that leave me exactly? 194 00:09:56,671 --> 00:09:58,220 I hate this type of math, dude. 195 00:09:58,320 --> 00:10:00,150 We'll take care of it afterwards, alright? 196 00:10:00,250 --> 00:10:02,078 Right now, I just need you to keep your head in the game 197 00:10:02,178 --> 00:10:03,895 so we can lose it, okay? 198 00:10:03,961 --> 00:10:05,020 Okay? 199 00:10:05,319 --> 00:10:07,119 Let's get our asses kicked, huh? 200 00:10:12,100 --> 00:10:15,227 I've been noticing a slight numbness in my right arm, 201 00:10:15,327 --> 00:10:17,035 and I'm wondering if it's related to all 202 00:10:17,135 --> 00:10:19,070 the Velvety Canned Cheese I've been eating. 203 00:10:19,373 --> 00:10:21,140 Is anyone else experiencing this? 204 00:10:21,240 --> 00:10:24,410 If so, please come see me in the announcer booth. 205 00:10:24,510 --> 00:10:27,610 Taking the mound for the first time with the 'Mongers 206 00:10:27,710 --> 00:10:29,810 is Felix Domingo, 207 00:10:29,910 --> 00:10:32,080 just promoted from rookie ball. 208 00:10:32,180 --> 00:10:34,157 Let's see if he can snap the team 209 00:10:34,186 --> 00:10:37,637 out of its incredibly dispiriting historic skid. 210 00:10:40,590 --> 00:10:41,760 There you are. 211 00:10:42,060 --> 00:10:43,660 What'd you do? 212 00:10:44,447 --> 00:10:46,847 Scored some acid from one of the hippie vendor dudes, 213 00:10:46,900 --> 00:10:48,570 spiked the kid's gum. 214 00:10:48,670 --> 00:10:50,130 It should kick in any minute. 215 00:10:51,873 --> 00:10:53,373 You Dock Ellis'd him? 216 00:10:54,310 --> 00:10:55,410 I what? 217 00:10:55,910 --> 00:10:58,542 Dock Ellis, Pittsburgh Pirates, 1970. 218 00:10:58,642 --> 00:11:00,787 He dropped acid 'cause he thought it was his day off, 219 00:11:00,895 --> 00:11:02,475 but then he had to pitch. 220 00:11:02,595 --> 00:11:03,465 Yeah. 221 00:11:03,580 --> 00:11:05,680 I Dock Ellis'd the shit out of him. 222 00:11:05,780 --> 00:11:07,620 No, you dumbass. 223 00:11:07,720 --> 00:11:09,220 Once the LSD kicked in, 224 00:11:09,320 --> 00:11:11,190 his game went to a whole other level. 225 00:11:18,100 --> 00:11:19,600 He threw a no-hitter. 226 00:11:22,370 --> 00:11:23,933 Strike! 227 00:11:27,740 --> 00:11:29,856 Oh, shit. 228 00:11:37,347 --> 00:11:38,907 Strike! 229 00:11:47,060 --> 00:11:48,490 Strike! 230 00:11:51,180 --> 00:11:52,201 Strike! 231 00:11:59,770 --> 00:12:01,340 Strike! You're out! 232 00:12:09,810 --> 00:12:12,750 I seem to have stopped seeing the color green? 233 00:12:12,850 --> 00:12:13,990 It's weird. 234 00:12:14,090 --> 00:12:17,060 All the other colors are still present in my field of vision, 235 00:12:17,160 --> 00:12:18,482 but the grass, for instance, 236 00:12:18,582 --> 00:12:20,960 has taken on a kind of gray pallor. 237 00:12:21,360 --> 00:12:24,130 I have stopped eating the Velvety Canned Cheese. 238 00:12:24,230 --> 00:12:26,491 But if there is a medical doctor in attendance 239 00:12:26,591 --> 00:12:28,786 and you'd be open to stopping by, 240 00:12:28,886 --> 00:12:31,470 I don't think that'd be the worst idea. 241 00:12:33,140 --> 00:12:36,940 Well, folks, we've got ourselves an old-fashioned pitcher's duel. 242 00:12:37,040 --> 00:12:39,240 Still zero-zero here in the ninth. 243 00:12:39,419 --> 00:12:42,632 Can the unorthodox young Felix Domingo 244 00:12:42,653 --> 00:12:45,820 continue his dominant debut performance? 245 00:12:45,920 --> 00:12:47,350 Hey, pal. 246 00:12:47,530 --> 00:12:48,870 - Bunt. - What? 247 00:12:48,943 --> 00:12:50,313 And don't stop running. 248 00:12:50,374 --> 00:12:51,520 Trust me. 249 00:12:52,733 --> 00:12:54,528 I'm going to humble the new kid. 250 00:12:56,475 --> 00:12:57,790 I'll do it. 251 00:12:59,660 --> 00:13:02,470 First pitch of the ninth underway. 252 00:13:04,940 --> 00:13:06,340 And it's a bunt. 253 00:13:06,705 --> 00:13:09,419 Dundee fields what should be an easy out and... 254 00:13:09,519 --> 00:13:11,317 throws it into the outfield? 255 00:13:11,405 --> 00:13:12,640 Come on, Carl. 256 00:13:13,970 --> 00:13:16,082 Sandberg trips 257 00:13:16,103 --> 00:13:18,150 and throws the ball into the ground. 258 00:13:20,390 --> 00:13:23,550 Jackson picks up the ball... no, he muffs it. 259 00:13:24,370 --> 00:13:25,423 Safe! 260 00:13:26,193 --> 00:13:27,560 Oh, shit! 261 00:13:28,060 --> 00:13:30,190 Dammit! 262 00:13:32,773 --> 00:13:34,283 Shit! 263 00:13:36,480 --> 00:13:38,327 - Damn it! - Play better! 264 00:13:38,360 --> 00:13:39,947 Yes. Yes. 265 00:13:39,966 --> 00:13:41,268 - Fucking good! - Yes. 266 00:13:41,310 --> 00:13:44,040 It's a solemn scene at Velvety Canned Cheese Park 267 00:13:44,140 --> 00:13:46,043 as our beloved Cheesemongers are now 268 00:13:46,143 --> 00:13:49,410 officially the biggest losers in minor league history. 269 00:13:49,503 --> 00:13:52,483 Truly, there is no joy in Mudville tonight. 270 00:13:52,511 --> 00:13:53,716 _ 271 00:13:54,430 --> 00:13:56,462 We're the worst! We're the worst! 272 00:13:56,515 --> 00:13:59,323 We suck! We suck! We suck! 273 00:14:11,570 --> 00:14:13,740 You got rid of the spiked gum, right? 274 00:14:16,023 --> 00:14:17,353 Shit. 275 00:14:29,523 --> 00:14:30,993 Come on. 276 00:14:31,612 --> 00:14:33,052 Come on. 277 00:14:34,660 --> 00:14:36,190 Shit. 278 00:14:37,960 --> 00:14:39,430 Shit. 279 00:14:44,131 --> 00:14:45,770 Oh. Felix, hey. 280 00:14:46,200 --> 00:14:47,970 I can't find my damn car keys. 281 00:14:48,440 --> 00:14:51,210 Hell of a game, kid. Sorry about that loss. 282 00:14:52,063 --> 00:14:53,733 Is this what you used? 283 00:14:54,670 --> 00:14:55,670 Used? 284 00:14:56,780 --> 00:14:58,481 You and your buddies, 285 00:14:59,134 --> 00:15:01,734 you tried to spike my gum to get me out of the game? 286 00:15:01,950 --> 00:15:03,880 What? Why would we do that? 287 00:15:04,060 --> 00:15:05,960 Because you wanted to throw it. 288 00:15:07,060 --> 00:15:09,460 We're like the worst team in minor league history. 289 00:15:09,586 --> 00:15:11,086 Even if we were going to throw the game, 290 00:15:11,160 --> 00:15:12,660 how would you even tell? 291 00:15:12,883 --> 00:15:15,164 Because your buddy, Carl, 292 00:15:15,970 --> 00:15:19,500 tried doing a little math in my notebook between innings 293 00:15:20,096 --> 00:15:21,836 trying to figure out how to split up 294 00:15:22,010 --> 00:15:25,710 $3,136,018 295 00:15:26,540 --> 00:15:27,940 five ways. 296 00:15:29,180 --> 00:15:31,220 You're in it. He broke down your names. 297 00:15:31,320 --> 00:15:33,599 Goddammit, Carl, shit! 298 00:15:33,701 --> 00:15:36,120 And he got the math wrong. 299 00:15:36,220 --> 00:15:38,090 Okay, w-we can make this right. 300 00:15:38,190 --> 00:15:39,690 Wh-what's it going to take? 301 00:15:40,370 --> 00:15:42,108 Out on the mound today, 302 00:15:42,588 --> 00:15:43,588 I went to some place, 303 00:15:45,500 --> 00:15:47,700 a place I've only dreamed of, 304 00:15:48,870 --> 00:15:50,740 where God's face 305 00:15:51,200 --> 00:15:54,170 speaks from the crystalline waters 306 00:15:54,510 --> 00:15:58,440 and his angels manifest in monkey form. 307 00:16:00,310 --> 00:16:02,610 What the hell are you talking about, Felix? 308 00:16:03,480 --> 00:16:05,047 I'm done with baseball. 309 00:16:05,820 --> 00:16:08,490 Yeah, I wanna move to Belize... 310 00:16:09,220 --> 00:16:10,760 and find God 311 00:16:12,190 --> 00:16:13,723 and take drugs... 312 00:16:17,756 --> 00:16:21,870 after you give me the $3 million you won on today's game. 313 00:16:22,770 --> 00:16:24,640 Oh, come on, man! 314 00:16:24,740 --> 00:16:26,540 That's our life savings you're talking about. 315 00:16:26,640 --> 00:16:28,525 Some of these guys got families. 316 00:16:28,625 --> 00:16:30,340 Look, why don't we give you half? 317 00:16:30,440 --> 00:16:33,240 You could go to Belize and we'll call it a day. 318 00:16:33,340 --> 00:16:36,210 Either you give me 319 00:16:36,650 --> 00:16:40,080 the entire three million to keep me quiet, 320 00:16:40,180 --> 00:16:43,064 or I bring the evidence to the cops 321 00:16:43,164 --> 00:16:45,087 and you lose it all anyway. 322 00:16:48,996 --> 00:16:50,526 "Rocket" Russ! 323 00:16:50,746 --> 00:16:51,888 Shit! 324 00:16:53,676 --> 00:16:54,746 You done? 325 00:16:54,839 --> 00:16:56,955 Yeah, yeah, I guess I am. 326 00:16:59,806 --> 00:17:01,116 Smack. 327 00:17:01,510 --> 00:17:04,618 I'll give you instructions on how to wire me the money tomorrow. 328 00:17:04,713 --> 00:17:07,735 Once it's in my account, I'll give you the evidence. 329 00:17:08,203 --> 00:17:11,603 Alright? Oh, and Russ, you were so right. 330 00:17:12,050 --> 00:17:13,950 Time gets us all. 331 00:17:14,390 --> 00:17:16,879 But you had all the time and the talent 332 00:17:16,979 --> 00:17:18,760 as any of the greats. 333 00:17:18,860 --> 00:17:20,460 You just blew it. 334 00:17:21,746 --> 00:17:23,330 Jesus, man, look at you. 335 00:17:24,160 --> 00:17:26,379 I don't even know how you live with yourself. 336 00:17:38,385 --> 00:17:40,176 _ 337 00:17:41,136 --> 00:17:42,536 Oh, my God. 338 00:17:42,636 --> 00:17:45,064 My fastball, I got it! 339 00:17:45,137 --> 00:17:46,580 I still got... 340 00:17:47,220 --> 00:17:48,750 Oh, shit. 341 00:17:50,120 --> 00:17:51,460 Hey. 342 00:17:51,976 --> 00:17:53,004 Hey. 343 00:19:24,703 --> 00:19:25,950 Heyo! 344 00:19:36,190 --> 00:19:37,510 A-ha! 345 00:19:43,403 --> 00:19:46,017 _ 346 00:20:01,298 --> 00:20:03,203 _ 347 00:20:11,240 --> 00:20:13,126 - Alright, - _ 348 00:20:13,166 --> 00:20:15,311 now I'm like emotionally invested in this shit. 349 00:20:15,377 --> 00:20:16,307 Come on. 350 00:20:16,800 --> 00:20:18,940 Yeah, I still don't get it. 351 00:20:19,040 --> 00:20:20,195 What's your job? 352 00:20:20,295 --> 00:20:24,210 I wanna say, administrative assistant or something. 353 00:20:24,640 --> 00:20:27,180 Error 10, category network error. 354 00:20:27,280 --> 00:20:28,633 Yeah, I already knew that. 355 00:20:28,733 --> 00:20:30,106 And why does that appeal? 356 00:20:30,206 --> 00:20:33,050 Well, I told you that I binge watched "The Office" last month, right? 357 00:20:33,150 --> 00:20:34,050 Oh, no. 358 00:20:34,150 --> 00:20:36,250 The road was getting lonely and I figured, 359 00:20:36,350 --> 00:20:37,860 ah, community, 360 00:20:37,960 --> 00:20:40,430 same people every day, entertaining dynamics. 361 00:20:40,530 --> 00:20:42,042 I should try office life. 362 00:20:42,142 --> 00:20:43,860 - Dumb, right? - Ah, I get it. 363 00:20:43,960 --> 00:20:46,603 Sometimes we need an inspirational smack. 364 00:20:47,246 --> 00:20:49,912 So I guess this company, they all started working remotely 365 00:20:50,012 --> 00:20:51,604 during COVID and they never came back, 366 00:20:51,704 --> 00:20:53,826 and they need, one person in the office 367 00:20:53,926 --> 00:20:57,240 so it's not technically vacant, you know, for insurance purposes. 368 00:20:57,613 --> 00:20:59,483 This was a dumb idea. I should quit. 369 00:20:59,610 --> 00:21:00,650 My experience, 370 00:21:00,750 --> 00:21:02,680 it's the smack after the smack 371 00:21:02,780 --> 00:21:04,305 that you gotta watch for. 372 00:21:05,520 --> 00:21:07,428 I'm not fully sure what that means, man. 373 00:21:09,162 --> 00:21:10,734 A-ha! 374 00:21:10,820 --> 00:21:12,672 _ 375 00:21:24,693 --> 00:21:26,245 _ 376 00:21:26,442 --> 00:21:27,670 Smack. 377 00:21:44,233 --> 00:21:46,012 This is yours, I think, right? 378 00:21:46,269 --> 00:21:48,630 Thank you. I just have to ask, 379 00:21:48,730 --> 00:21:50,965 what is your general philosophy 380 00:21:51,065 --> 00:21:54,200 regarding litigation and such? 381 00:21:54,300 --> 00:21:55,564 Look, 382 00:21:55,658 --> 00:21:58,740 looking around, I can see this isn't really, you know, the major leagues. 383 00:21:58,840 --> 00:22:00,841 And anyway, by nature, 384 00:22:00,941 --> 00:22:04,080 I gotta say I'm a lover, not a suer. 385 00:22:04,180 --> 00:22:06,480 I'm so glad. I have to tell you something. 386 00:22:06,940 --> 00:22:09,827 We are barely keeping the lights on as it is. 387 00:22:10,547 --> 00:22:13,447 I think this team is very important to this town. 388 00:22:13,580 --> 00:22:16,050 Gives us a sense of community, you know? 389 00:22:16,190 --> 00:22:18,760 It's a place for people to come every day, 390 00:22:18,860 --> 00:22:22,290 same people but interesting dynamics. 391 00:22:22,390 --> 00:22:23,830 No shit. 392 00:22:23,930 --> 00:22:26,428 Second smack, wow. 393 00:22:26,830 --> 00:22:30,100 Okay, crazy question. 394 00:22:31,117 --> 00:22:32,276 Did it! 395 00:22:32,376 --> 00:22:34,910 You were born to wear that uniform! 396 00:22:35,010 --> 00:22:36,198 - Yeah? - Yes! 397 00:22:36,298 --> 00:22:38,442 Okay, so, how does this work? 398 00:22:38,542 --> 00:22:41,580 Oh, hey, batter, batter, batter, batter, batter, batter, batter, batter, batter. 399 00:22:41,680 --> 00:22:44,080 No, don't do that. 400 00:22:44,242 --> 00:22:45,442 Come here, walk with me. 401 00:22:45,542 --> 00:22:47,631 As a ball girl, what you're going to do, honey, 402 00:22:47,731 --> 00:22:49,590 is you're going to field foul balls, 403 00:22:49,690 --> 00:22:51,390 and you're going to interact with the fans, 404 00:22:51,490 --> 00:22:52,806 which can really be fun. 405 00:22:52,906 --> 00:22:54,481 And then before the game, 406 00:22:54,581 --> 00:22:56,350 you just pitch in wherever you're needed, 407 00:22:56,450 --> 00:22:59,560 operating the pitching machine, shagging balls. 408 00:22:59,660 --> 00:23:01,177 - Do explain that one. - Simple. 409 00:23:01,277 --> 00:23:04,243 You just pick up the loose baseballs during batting practice. 410 00:23:04,343 --> 00:23:05,674 - Okay. I can do it. - Yeah. 411 00:23:05,774 --> 00:23:07,240 - Okay? - Yeah, yeah. 412 00:23:07,340 --> 00:23:10,110 I'm going to introduce you to the oldest member of our family. 413 00:23:10,210 --> 00:23:11,680 His name is Rambo. 414 00:23:11,780 --> 00:23:13,750 And I should have retired him years ago, 415 00:23:13,850 --> 00:23:16,680 but I don't have the funds to get a new one. 416 00:23:16,780 --> 00:23:18,420 I'll show you how it works. 417 00:23:18,580 --> 00:23:19,858 You flip this switch. 418 00:23:21,990 --> 00:23:25,260 Oh, I should tell you, you gotta be real careful 419 00:23:25,360 --> 00:23:28,852 because every couple balls, he just starts shooting wild 420 00:23:28,916 --> 00:23:31,160 and he could hit anything in sight. 421 00:23:31,660 --> 00:23:33,130 - You see? - Yeah. 422 00:23:33,800 --> 00:23:36,370 Wow. So what do you do when that happens? 423 00:23:36,470 --> 00:23:38,250 Just, look, smack! Ah! 424 00:23:45,343 --> 00:23:46,943 If you could sign my cheese? 425 00:23:50,780 --> 00:23:52,222 Hey. 426 00:23:52,560 --> 00:23:54,790 Who's Mr. Baseball over there? 427 00:23:54,974 --> 00:23:56,729 "Rocket" Russ Waddell, 428 00:23:56,888 --> 00:23:59,820 greatest athlete this town's ever produced, 429 00:23:59,920 --> 00:24:03,190 former first round draft pick and top prospect, 430 00:24:03,290 --> 00:24:05,760 one of only three Montgomery citizens 431 00:24:05,860 --> 00:24:07,900 to get their own Wikipedia entry. 432 00:24:08,000 --> 00:24:09,800 I'll bite. Who are the other two? 433 00:24:09,900 --> 00:24:11,670 Hiram Lubinski, the inventor 434 00:24:11,770 --> 00:24:14,241 of Velvety Canned Cheese Substitute Spread, 435 00:24:14,341 --> 00:24:18,010 and my cousin Jamie, who co-founded WikiKnees. 436 00:24:18,110 --> 00:24:20,181 I mingle with royalty. 437 00:24:20,281 --> 00:24:21,510 So, uh... 438 00:24:21,610 --> 00:24:23,747 what is mister hotshot Rocket 439 00:24:23,806 --> 00:24:25,306 doing here in the minors? 440 00:24:25,920 --> 00:24:28,990 Russ lost his fastball a few years ago. 441 00:24:29,420 --> 00:24:30,860 No one knows why. 442 00:24:31,066 --> 00:24:33,990 Injury, bad luck, family curse. 443 00:24:34,090 --> 00:24:36,122 It was a classic case of the yips and you know it. 444 00:24:36,222 --> 00:24:37,669 I'm sorry, yips? 445 00:24:37,769 --> 00:24:40,730 Russ got in his own head and messed with his whole approach. 446 00:24:40,830 --> 00:24:43,130 We tried every cure in the book to fix it. 447 00:24:43,230 --> 00:24:44,942 Body waxing, 448 00:24:45,315 --> 00:24:48,028 ritual tugging, slutty Babe Ruth. 449 00:24:48,610 --> 00:24:50,280 None of it worked. 450 00:24:50,366 --> 00:24:53,366 But I got a feeling that today's going to be the day. 451 00:24:54,080 --> 00:24:56,910 Finally going to get the old Rocket back. 452 00:25:04,820 --> 00:25:06,220 Shake it off, Rocket! 453 00:25:06,320 --> 00:25:07,860 You still got it! 454 00:25:08,527 --> 00:25:10,860 Oh, sadly bullshit. 455 00:25:16,930 --> 00:25:18,630 Another pitcher, Frank. 456 00:25:20,933 --> 00:25:22,097 Hi. 457 00:25:23,588 --> 00:25:25,294 Oh, I'm Charlie, the new ball girl. 458 00:25:25,394 --> 00:25:26,754 Don't think we've met. 459 00:25:26,854 --> 00:25:28,722 I'm Russ, the washed-up old timer. 460 00:25:28,743 --> 00:25:30,243 Oh, come on. 461 00:25:30,626 --> 00:25:33,545 Hey, sorry about the, the game. 462 00:25:33,645 --> 00:25:35,027 It's a tough loss. 463 00:25:35,133 --> 00:25:36,826 You think I'd get used to it by now. 464 00:25:36,920 --> 00:25:38,820 Hey, it's just a game. 465 00:25:38,920 --> 00:25:40,594 Shake it off, right? 466 00:25:41,090 --> 00:25:42,620 That sounded off. 467 00:25:42,690 --> 00:25:46,000 You're going to tell me it's not just a game, right? 468 00:25:46,100 --> 00:25:48,070 No, you're right, it's just a game, 469 00:25:48,170 --> 00:25:51,592 but it's the only thing I've ever had a gift for. 470 00:25:51,640 --> 00:25:54,651 And when you're given a gift in life, even a strange one 471 00:25:54,672 --> 00:25:57,812 like throwing a little ball swiftly past a man with a stick, 472 00:25:58,340 --> 00:26:01,062 when you get a taste of puttin' it to use... 473 00:26:02,110 --> 00:26:03,999 Been years since I even touched 90, 474 00:26:04,029 --> 00:26:05,859 let alone triple digits. 475 00:26:05,880 --> 00:26:07,950 Actually, as somebody with, 476 00:26:08,050 --> 00:26:09,950 well, strange gifts myself, I relate. 477 00:26:10,050 --> 00:26:11,820 But isn't there something you can do, 478 00:26:11,920 --> 00:26:14,230 like a robo arm, surgery or something? 479 00:26:14,330 --> 00:26:16,207 Physically speaking, I'm fine. 480 00:26:16,307 --> 00:26:18,100 It's all in my damn head. 481 00:26:18,200 --> 00:26:20,162 At least I don't have to worry about that anymore. 482 00:26:20,262 --> 00:26:21,670 Oh, yeah? Why is that? 483 00:26:21,770 --> 00:26:23,803 Skip said I got one more start. 484 00:26:24,173 --> 00:26:26,335 - I'm done. - No shit. 485 00:26:26,941 --> 00:26:29,810 Rocket, here's, to going out with a bang, huh? 486 00:26:29,910 --> 00:26:31,904 It's Russ, please. And thanks. 487 00:26:32,004 --> 00:26:34,866 - Until we meet again. - Okay, until we meet again. 488 00:26:34,966 --> 00:26:36,210 Cheers cheers. 489 00:26:38,350 --> 00:26:40,104 Oh, so that's it, huh? 490 00:26:40,604 --> 00:26:42,620 Yep. They're giving me one more start, 491 00:26:42,641 --> 00:26:44,482 then off to the pasture. 492 00:26:49,160 --> 00:26:51,101 Deputy ball girl, that's you! 493 00:26:51,161 --> 00:26:53,057 We've got ourselves an old-fashioned 494 00:26:53,157 --> 00:26:54,370 - pitcher's duel. - Go, go! 495 00:26:54,470 --> 00:26:57,781 Can the unorthodox young Felix Domingo continue... 496 00:26:57,881 --> 00:27:00,410 Ah, look it, she's running, she's running! 497 00:27:00,663 --> 00:27:02,533 Bang-up job, deputy. 498 00:27:06,280 --> 00:27:08,710 Charlie Cale, I do believe you found yourself 499 00:27:08,810 --> 00:27:10,350 a rewarding career. 500 00:27:15,156 --> 00:27:16,482 I'll do it. 501 00:27:27,670 --> 00:27:29,000 Hey, hey. 502 00:27:29,100 --> 00:27:31,116 Hey, that was a heck of a first game. 503 00:27:31,216 --> 00:27:33,570 I, like your style, kid. 504 00:27:35,186 --> 00:27:37,126 Did you know that God is a verb? 505 00:27:38,062 --> 00:27:40,095 I did not know that. 506 00:27:41,480 --> 00:27:43,550 How about some water or something? 507 00:27:44,413 --> 00:27:45,664 God. 508 00:27:46,150 --> 00:27:47,590 God isn't God. 509 00:27:47,690 --> 00:27:51,160 No, you know, like, not, not like the way that we were taught. 510 00:27:51,260 --> 00:27:55,460 See, God is the music of the spheres, 511 00:27:55,930 --> 00:27:59,100 the symphonic echo of radical love 512 00:27:59,200 --> 00:28:01,043 between all living things. 513 00:28:01,500 --> 00:28:03,807 Oh, boy. Hey, would you mind? 514 00:28:10,016 --> 00:28:12,346 You know what I should do is get your autograph 515 00:28:12,440 --> 00:28:14,461 'cause the way you were throwing out there today, 516 00:28:14,561 --> 00:28:16,750 oh, boy, yeah, you're headed for the big leagues. 517 00:28:17,116 --> 00:28:19,255 I'm quitting the game. 518 00:28:20,950 --> 00:28:23,190 Because none of this matters. 519 00:28:23,760 --> 00:28:28,090 You know, like who wins, who loses, you see, God... 520 00:28:29,183 --> 00:28:31,253 and the monkeys matter. 521 00:28:35,130 --> 00:28:36,830 I really think you should drink some of that. 522 00:28:38,500 --> 00:28:40,652 Hey, you have a retirement fund 523 00:28:40,752 --> 00:28:42,970 or a side hustle, crypto trading or something? 524 00:28:43,070 --> 00:28:44,940 Well, money, eh. 525 00:28:45,610 --> 00:28:46,980 Don't overthink it. 526 00:28:47,080 --> 00:28:49,680 When inspiration smacks, listen. 527 00:28:49,980 --> 00:28:51,396 Yeah. Smack. 528 00:28:51,489 --> 00:28:52,654 Inspiration. 529 00:28:52,674 --> 00:28:54,556 Although they do say that it's actually 530 00:28:54,656 --> 00:28:57,390 the second smack that gets you, so... 531 00:28:58,665 --> 00:29:00,332 What's that mean? 532 00:29:00,425 --> 00:29:02,403 I have no idea but, hydrate. 533 00:29:02,730 --> 00:29:06,060 Thank you, ball girl, for sharing your wisdom. 534 00:29:06,160 --> 00:29:07,632 Yes, of course, anytime. 535 00:29:07,732 --> 00:29:11,240 And, well, good luck coming down off whatever you're coming down from. 536 00:29:11,433 --> 00:29:12,893 On? 537 00:29:13,400 --> 00:29:15,796 - No, I don't take anything. - Me neither... 538 00:29:16,709 --> 00:29:19,110 officer. Okay, Godspeed. 539 00:29:22,780 --> 00:29:24,120 Godspeed. 540 00:29:25,080 --> 00:29:26,380 Godspeed. 541 00:29:51,493 --> 00:29:52,653 Yum. 542 00:29:52,747 --> 00:29:53,717 Yum. 543 00:29:54,110 --> 00:29:54,980 Yum 544 00:29:57,120 --> 00:29:58,280 Yum. 545 00:29:58,740 --> 00:29:59,870 Yum. 546 00:30:00,097 --> 00:30:01,337 Yum! 547 00:30:01,953 --> 00:30:03,123 Yum. 548 00:30:03,183 --> 00:30:04,613 Yum. 549 00:30:05,020 --> 00:30:07,690 Yum. Yum. Yum 550 00:30:08,130 --> 00:30:09,160 Yum. 551 00:30:09,386 --> 00:30:10,711 Yum. 552 00:30:10,732 --> 00:30:11,862 Yum. 553 00:30:12,230 --> 00:30:13,700 Ah, I don't think so. 554 00:30:13,800 --> 00:30:16,648 Yum, yum, yum! 555 00:30:41,923 --> 00:30:43,202 Charlie Cale... 556 00:30:43,293 --> 00:30:45,333 Charlie Cale... 557 00:30:45,800 --> 00:30:47,370 the wanderer... 558 00:30:49,763 --> 00:30:53,403 It's up to you to save this ballpark, 559 00:30:53,770 --> 00:30:56,210 to save this team. 560 00:30:57,136 --> 00:30:58,306 It is? 561 00:31:00,780 --> 00:31:01,940 Why? 562 00:31:02,036 --> 00:31:05,520 Because baseball... is not just a game. 563 00:31:06,680 --> 00:31:09,850 It is the secret of the spheres. 564 00:31:14,890 --> 00:31:16,260 Are you... 565 00:31:17,183 --> 00:31:18,413 God? 566 00:31:19,003 --> 00:31:20,343 I... 567 00:31:20,823 --> 00:31:22,823 am Hiram Lubinski, 568 00:31:22,983 --> 00:31:27,323 the inventor of Velvety Canned Cheese Substitute Spread, 569 00:31:27,683 --> 00:31:31,413 now available in jalapeno and spicy seafood flavors. 570 00:31:32,380 --> 00:31:34,310 Oh, I get it. 571 00:31:35,141 --> 00:31:37,150 Ah, the mascot is you. 572 00:31:37,250 --> 00:31:39,150 I'm the founder of this ballpark 573 00:31:39,250 --> 00:31:41,308 as well as its spiritual guardian. 574 00:31:41,408 --> 00:31:42,520 Cool. 575 00:31:42,620 --> 00:31:45,690 Baseball is not just a pastime. 576 00:31:45,713 --> 00:31:48,323 It is the passing of time itself. 577 00:31:48,963 --> 00:31:50,527 Tell me, wanderer, 578 00:31:50,894 --> 00:31:53,995 is it any coincidence that the goal of every hitter 579 00:31:54,222 --> 00:31:57,499 is to return safely to home? 580 00:32:00,640 --> 00:32:01,653 Wow. 581 00:32:01,730 --> 00:32:04,400 This ballpark is home. 582 00:32:05,020 --> 00:32:07,790 Without it, the people of Montgomery would be lost... 583 00:32:08,580 --> 00:32:11,450 and my granddaughter, Lucille... 584 00:32:12,020 --> 00:32:13,750 would be bereft 585 00:32:13,962 --> 00:32:15,802 with no community, 586 00:32:15,977 --> 00:32:17,907 without any sense of belonging. 587 00:32:18,360 --> 00:32:20,530 Do you know what that is like, Charlie? 588 00:32:20,630 --> 00:32:21,830 Yes. 589 00:32:22,460 --> 00:32:25,130 Yes, I... I, I do. 590 00:32:25,230 --> 00:32:26,830 - Then help us. - Okay. 591 00:32:26,930 --> 00:32:29,370 Protect this ballpark 592 00:32:29,470 --> 00:32:32,200 and save this team! 593 00:32:32,300 --> 00:32:34,270 But from what? 594 00:32:34,816 --> 00:32:36,370 Mm, from who? 595 00:32:36,470 --> 00:32:37,880 Come home, wanderer. 596 00:32:38,740 --> 00:32:42,210 Every soul seeks to be safe 597 00:32:43,217 --> 00:32:44,695 at home. 598 00:33:08,740 --> 00:33:10,376 Oh, Charlie? 599 00:33:10,476 --> 00:33:13,010 My kingdom for some electrolytes. 600 00:33:13,110 --> 00:33:14,510 Charlie, Charlie! 601 00:33:15,450 --> 00:33:18,950 What in the world happened last night? 602 00:33:28,330 --> 00:33:29,760 Oh, my God, what happened? 603 00:33:29,860 --> 00:33:31,960 The new guy stayed late last night 604 00:33:32,060 --> 00:33:34,170 to take some extra BP. 605 00:33:34,270 --> 00:33:35,937 He tried using Rambo. 606 00:33:36,037 --> 00:33:40,338 He got hit in the back of the head with a fastball. 607 00:33:40,670 --> 00:33:43,444 I knew I should have had that machine replaced. 608 00:33:43,544 --> 00:33:44,634 I knew that. 609 00:33:44,717 --> 00:33:46,447 I found him this morning. 610 00:33:46,966 --> 00:33:48,536 So Rambo... 611 00:33:49,510 --> 00:33:50,734 killed Felix? 612 00:33:50,834 --> 00:33:52,380 Well, it looks that way. 613 00:33:52,740 --> 00:33:55,031 Lucille, I hate to bring it up, but... 614 00:33:55,131 --> 00:33:57,020 - What? - You could be looking 615 00:33:57,120 --> 00:33:59,290 at a wrongful death lawsuit. 616 00:33:59,890 --> 00:34:02,106 - A big one. - Well, that'll be it. 617 00:34:02,206 --> 00:34:04,800 We'd have to shut down the park, then move the team. 618 00:34:04,900 --> 00:34:06,734 It's the only family I got left. 619 00:34:06,834 --> 00:34:08,590 Oh, no, we're not going to let that happen. 620 00:34:08,690 --> 00:34:11,870 Everybody knew the machine was faulty. 621 00:34:11,970 --> 00:34:14,070 It is my fault. 622 00:34:15,240 --> 00:34:18,280 Hey, so, hypothetically speaking, 623 00:34:18,380 --> 00:34:20,503 if, Felix, we know he was a good kid, 624 00:34:20,603 --> 00:34:23,410 but if Felix here was... high 625 00:34:23,510 --> 00:34:25,320 while he was using the equipment, 626 00:34:25,420 --> 00:34:28,290 would that alleviate some of this liability? 627 00:34:28,390 --> 00:34:30,790 - Well, I guess it... - Yeah. 628 00:34:30,890 --> 00:34:32,760 It would. Why? 629 00:34:33,390 --> 00:34:37,079 Well, I, I think his gum was laced. 630 00:34:37,179 --> 00:34:39,411 Well, if he was on drugs, 631 00:34:39,724 --> 00:34:41,329 it's easy enough to check. 632 00:34:41,451 --> 00:34:42,465 It is? 633 00:34:42,523 --> 00:34:44,823 Yeah, a simple reagent test. 634 00:34:46,613 --> 00:34:47,910 Retired cop. 635 00:34:48,010 --> 00:34:49,921 Okay. Well. 636 00:34:50,940 --> 00:34:52,740 Okay, terrific. 637 00:35:00,109 --> 00:35:02,479 Negative, no sign of drugs. 638 00:35:02,575 --> 00:35:03,860 Wait, what? 639 00:35:03,960 --> 00:35:06,100 Oh, gosh, man. I know I was tripping so hard. 640 00:35:06,200 --> 00:35:07,876 And we all saw Felix on that mound. 641 00:35:07,976 --> 00:35:09,925 He was like a guy at a Phish concert at the Sphere. 642 00:35:10,025 --> 00:35:11,721 I mean, come on, he was tripping. 643 00:35:11,821 --> 00:35:13,460 - Geez. - Honey. 644 00:35:13,560 --> 00:35:14,700 What? 645 00:35:14,800 --> 00:35:16,700 Appreciate your concern, 646 00:35:16,800 --> 00:35:20,770 but the last thing I wanna do is sully this kid's reputation. 647 00:35:21,840 --> 00:35:24,040 I've done enough damage already. 648 00:35:24,340 --> 00:35:26,340 Lucille, this is not on you. 649 00:35:26,440 --> 00:35:28,054 We're going to figure this out, okay? 650 00:35:28,110 --> 00:35:30,210 I talked to Felix. He told me he was straight. 651 00:35:30,320 --> 00:35:33,055 He wasn't lying. Something is amiss. 652 00:35:33,155 --> 00:35:35,021 - _ - We'll have more on Felix Domingo 653 00:35:35,086 --> 00:35:36,299 as the story develops. 654 00:35:37,022 --> 00:35:38,470 Skip. 655 00:35:38,523 --> 00:35:40,369 Hell of a start to the day. 656 00:35:41,590 --> 00:35:43,030 You need something? 657 00:35:43,130 --> 00:35:45,435 Yeah, I do, I sure do. 658 00:35:46,000 --> 00:35:48,700 So Felix in last night's game, 659 00:35:48,800 --> 00:35:50,982 just a gut check, 660 00:35:51,015 --> 00:35:52,470 he look alright to you? 661 00:35:52,570 --> 00:35:53,740 He looked great. 662 00:35:53,840 --> 00:35:56,270 He was higher than a fly on Willie Nelson's wall. 663 00:35:56,370 --> 00:35:58,080 - Yeah. - But whatever it takes. 664 00:35:58,180 --> 00:36:00,472 - I mean, I don't judge. - _ 665 00:36:00,493 --> 00:36:02,523 I mean, I'm working on not judging. 666 00:36:02,850 --> 00:36:04,871 Something I'm working on. 667 00:36:05,220 --> 00:36:07,390 It's not all sad news today. 668 00:36:07,490 --> 00:36:10,560 Some lucky citizen has won $3 million 669 00:36:10,660 --> 00:36:13,520 betting on last night's historic Cheesemonger loss. 670 00:36:13,630 --> 00:36:15,760 A five-game parlay at 22-to-one odds 671 00:36:15,860 --> 00:36:17,600 - was cashed in at a... - Jesus. 672 00:36:18,000 --> 00:36:19,230 Sad, isn't it? 673 00:36:19,330 --> 00:36:21,970 Used to be fans actually rooted for the home team. 674 00:36:22,430 --> 00:36:24,600 Win or lose, we were all in it together. 675 00:36:25,206 --> 00:36:27,972 Now it's all about the odds and working the angles. 676 00:36:28,803 --> 00:36:31,079 Getting rich by expecting the worst. 677 00:36:34,820 --> 00:36:36,090 Beep beep. 678 00:36:38,371 --> 00:36:39,820 Hiya, Carl. 679 00:36:40,180 --> 00:36:41,890 Can I ask you a question? 680 00:36:41,990 --> 00:36:43,150 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 681 00:36:43,714 --> 00:36:47,060 Do you know if anyone had a, a grudge against Felix? 682 00:36:47,160 --> 00:36:50,400 'Cause, I think someone spiked his gum. 683 00:36:50,860 --> 00:36:53,560 Why would anybody have it out for the new guy? 684 00:36:54,100 --> 00:36:55,470 Oh, wow! 685 00:36:55,770 --> 00:36:57,382 Super cool! Is that a... 686 00:36:57,570 --> 00:37:00,220 That's a no grill, huh? Is it solid gold? 687 00:37:00,292 --> 00:37:02,970 My aunt died and left me a real big inheritance. 688 00:37:03,070 --> 00:37:04,556 Yeah, bullshit. 689 00:37:04,940 --> 00:37:07,650 I won it playing trivia down at the pub. 690 00:37:07,750 --> 00:37:10,653 Obvious bullshit. I mean, I don't even need my special thing for that one. 691 00:37:10,753 --> 00:37:12,720 - Whoa. - What are you bothering me for? 692 00:37:12,820 --> 00:37:14,290 I'm just a ball player, 693 00:37:14,390 --> 00:37:16,220 a regular minor league ball player. 694 00:37:16,320 --> 00:37:17,590 Yeah, yeah, no. 695 00:37:17,690 --> 00:37:19,560 I know you are. 696 00:37:23,090 --> 00:37:25,560 Nobody wanted the kid to get hurt, alright? 697 00:37:26,930 --> 00:37:28,470 Right, obviously. 698 00:37:28,570 --> 00:37:31,300 Yeah, no, obviously not. It's just, uh... 699 00:37:32,793 --> 00:37:35,714 you did, right? You spiked his gum. 700 00:37:36,210 --> 00:37:38,110 Just to get him out the game though, 701 00:37:38,210 --> 00:37:40,443 and then he went and fucked around with Rambo. 702 00:37:40,543 --> 00:37:42,966 And the whole thing was a freak accident. 703 00:37:43,056 --> 00:37:45,886 I mean, I-I feel bad about it, really. 704 00:37:46,720 --> 00:37:48,293 I believe you, I do. 705 00:37:48,393 --> 00:37:51,513 I-I just, I'm trying to square, you know... 706 00:37:51,613 --> 00:37:53,910 I mean, here's Felix, he's throwing a no hitter. 707 00:37:53,976 --> 00:37:55,636 Why would you want him out the game? 708 00:37:55,990 --> 00:37:58,760 Strip club after the game, fellas! 709 00:37:58,860 --> 00:38:01,370 - Hell yeah! - Drinks on your boy! 710 00:38:04,540 --> 00:38:06,340 What's good, ball girl? 711 00:38:08,325 --> 00:38:09,640 I see. 712 00:38:09,740 --> 00:38:11,636 They spiked the gum that killed Felix 713 00:38:11,736 --> 00:38:14,183 so that they could, lose the game and win the bet. 714 00:38:14,283 --> 00:38:16,033 It's not like we're talking criminal masterminds here. 715 00:38:16,133 --> 00:38:18,050 All they gotta do is check these guys' bank accounts. 716 00:38:18,150 --> 00:38:21,220 Yeah, but you need a search warrant to check a bank account. 717 00:38:21,320 --> 00:38:24,260 Right now, there isn't enough evidence to get one. 718 00:38:24,560 --> 00:38:27,260 I don't understand. They're just going to let the ballpark close? 719 00:38:27,360 --> 00:38:28,673 That doesn't seem right. 720 00:38:28,773 --> 00:38:30,252 I mean, what about an autopsy? 721 00:38:30,352 --> 00:38:32,530 There's gotta be some kind of, evidence 722 00:38:32,630 --> 00:38:35,730 what kind of drug it was that they put inside Felix's gum, no? 723 00:38:35,830 --> 00:38:38,640 Well, I asked my old partner to send me a copy of the report. 724 00:38:38,740 --> 00:38:40,606 It should be getting here any minute. 725 00:38:43,470 --> 00:38:46,110 Okay, here's the autopsy report. 726 00:38:46,210 --> 00:38:47,310 Let's see. 727 00:38:48,098 --> 00:38:49,285 Yep, 728 00:38:50,098 --> 00:38:52,622 death by blunt force trauma. 729 00:38:52,850 --> 00:38:55,790 Let's see, did they even do a tox report? 730 00:38:56,320 --> 00:38:58,820 Hey, could I take a look at that? 731 00:38:58,920 --> 00:39:01,860 - Oh, sure, be my guest. - Oh, thanks. 732 00:39:04,600 --> 00:39:07,470 I wanna save that ballpark too, you know? 733 00:39:07,716 --> 00:39:10,756 My old man used to take me there every weekend. 734 00:39:10,970 --> 00:39:15,340 There's nothing better than a Sunday double header with your pops. 735 00:39:16,210 --> 00:39:19,103 Well, I don't even really know what I'm looking at here, 736 00:39:19,203 --> 00:39:22,550 but I think it says here that the ball was going over a hundred miles an hour. 737 00:39:22,650 --> 00:39:25,601 - What's that? - The ball that killed Felix, 738 00:39:25,701 --> 00:39:27,603 according to this coroner's report, 739 00:39:27,703 --> 00:39:29,636 it looks like the skull fracture 740 00:39:30,376 --> 00:39:35,460 was caused by a ball that was over a hundred miles an hour. 741 00:39:35,560 --> 00:39:36,653 Wow. 742 00:39:36,890 --> 00:39:39,560 I didn't think Rambo had that kind of speed in him. 743 00:39:39,666 --> 00:39:41,629 Yeah, no shit, Benny. No shit. 744 00:39:44,039 --> 00:39:45,508 Ah, shise. 745 00:39:45,570 --> 00:39:48,270 Come on, Rambo, you Cold War relic. 746 00:39:48,291 --> 00:39:50,421 - You can do better than that. - _ 747 00:39:50,454 --> 00:39:52,380 Concentrate, concentrate! 748 00:39:52,406 --> 00:39:53,888 Let 'er rip! 749 00:39:54,704 --> 00:39:56,853 - _ - Hey. 750 00:39:58,211 --> 00:40:00,120 Benny said you wanted to talk. 751 00:40:00,220 --> 00:40:02,721 Yeah, hi, Russ. Quick question. 752 00:40:02,754 --> 00:40:06,120 Is there anyone on either team that can throw over a hundred? 753 00:40:06,220 --> 00:40:09,290 Nah, anyone throws that fast, they're not doing it here. 754 00:40:09,396 --> 00:40:11,233 That's a ticket to the show. 755 00:40:12,130 --> 00:40:14,300 Yeah, that's what I thought. 756 00:40:14,400 --> 00:40:16,884 - Why you wanna know? - It's just the coroner, you know, 757 00:40:16,917 --> 00:40:19,770 he had mentioned that the fastball that killed Felix, 758 00:40:19,870 --> 00:40:22,300 well, it was going over a hundred at least. 759 00:40:22,400 --> 00:40:25,352 And, well, we all know that Rambo here can't do that, 760 00:40:25,452 --> 00:40:27,410 and, and you can't either, so... 761 00:40:27,510 --> 00:40:29,404 - Thanks a lot. - No, I'm sorry, 762 00:40:29,425 --> 00:40:31,522 I didn't mean it like that. It's just, you know, the other day 763 00:40:31,622 --> 00:40:33,141 you had said that you lost your fastball 764 00:40:33,241 --> 00:40:35,729 and you hadn't been able to throw over 90 for years now. 765 00:40:35,829 --> 00:40:38,490 So, you weren't lying. 766 00:40:38,920 --> 00:40:41,230 I don't know. I mean, all things considered, 767 00:40:41,330 --> 00:40:43,317 I figured you were the guy to ask. 768 00:40:43,936 --> 00:40:47,082 Thinking to myself, I mean, what am I overlooking, you know? 769 00:40:47,192 --> 00:40:49,884 Look, I gotta go home and get some shuteye, alright? 770 00:40:49,984 --> 00:40:51,713 I'm pitching my last game tomorrow. 771 00:40:51,813 --> 00:40:54,740 Hey, how about after the game, 772 00:40:54,840 --> 00:40:56,570 I buy you a round, 773 00:40:56,670 --> 00:40:58,410 celebrate your victory, huh? 774 00:40:59,103 --> 00:41:00,243 I'd like that. 775 00:41:00,450 --> 00:41:02,450 I'm not counting on it, but I'd like it. 776 00:41:02,723 --> 00:41:04,353 Never say die. 777 00:41:04,780 --> 00:41:06,720 This is the end of the road for me. 778 00:41:06,953 --> 00:41:08,299 Like you said, 779 00:41:08,419 --> 00:41:10,920 my fastball's gone and it's not comin' back. 780 00:41:12,520 --> 00:41:13,890 Bullshit. 781 00:41:14,890 --> 00:41:16,430 I wish it was, Charlie. 782 00:41:16,830 --> 00:41:18,200 I wish it was. 783 00:41:28,816 --> 00:41:32,334 _ 784 00:41:32,547 --> 00:41:34,405 I don't have to remind any of you 785 00:41:35,149 --> 00:41:37,003 that this is Russ's last game. 786 00:41:38,259 --> 00:41:41,727 It's probably our team's last game in this great park. 787 00:41:42,490 --> 00:41:44,293 So let's go out there 788 00:41:44,653 --> 00:41:46,653 and stop this losing streak! 789 00:41:47,768 --> 00:41:49,160 Yeah, yeah. 790 00:41:49,619 --> 00:41:50,859 Let's win for Russ. 791 00:41:50,893 --> 00:41:53,123 Yeah! Let's fucking go, Rocket! 792 00:41:53,299 --> 00:41:54,739 For Felix. 793 00:41:56,570 --> 00:41:59,281 - For the Lubinski family. - Yeah, that's right! 794 00:41:59,381 --> 00:42:00,910 And for these fans 795 00:42:01,010 --> 00:42:03,980 who have suffered with us for all these goddamn years. 796 00:42:04,080 --> 00:42:05,740 - Yeah, right! - Yeah! 797 00:42:05,761 --> 00:42:07,088 And while we're at it, 798 00:42:07,314 --> 00:42:10,110 let's win one for good old-fashioned monogamy. 799 00:42:11,880 --> 00:42:13,050 Whoo! 800 00:42:13,820 --> 00:42:14,950 Yeah! 801 00:42:17,113 --> 00:42:19,353 Hey, so what was it? 802 00:42:19,790 --> 00:42:21,830 - What was what? - Well, you know, 803 00:42:21,930 --> 00:42:25,530 what cleared your head and got you that, your fastball back? 804 00:42:26,133 --> 00:42:27,217 What? 805 00:42:27,306 --> 00:42:29,236 Well, the other night at the pub, you know, 806 00:42:29,330 --> 00:42:31,856 you said that you lost your fastball and it was the truth. 807 00:42:31,956 --> 00:42:34,098 But then last night, you said the same thing, and it was a lie. 808 00:42:34,198 --> 00:42:36,402 So sometime in between, something happened 809 00:42:36,502 --> 00:42:39,480 that fixed that mental block and got you your fastball back. 810 00:42:39,580 --> 00:42:40,650 What was it? 811 00:42:41,550 --> 00:42:43,492 Charlie, no offense, 812 00:42:43,592 --> 00:42:45,672 but you sound batshit crazy right now. 813 00:42:45,772 --> 00:42:47,450 Well, cards on the table, 814 00:42:47,550 --> 00:42:50,162 I know that you guys have been throwing these last few games, 815 00:42:50,262 --> 00:42:52,726 and I also know that you spiked Felix's gum. 816 00:42:52,753 --> 00:42:54,083 Your buddy Carl admitted it. 817 00:42:54,330 --> 00:42:55,782 Jesus, Carl. 818 00:42:56,349 --> 00:42:59,230 Gotta say I didn't think you were involved. 819 00:42:59,330 --> 00:43:02,516 Nah, 'cause, you know, you didn't play during those last five losses 820 00:43:02,562 --> 00:43:06,501 that scored you the big payout, and also 'cause I liked you. 821 00:43:06,870 --> 00:43:09,651 But then, then I put it together. 822 00:43:09,751 --> 00:43:12,327 You were supposed to start that last game, not Felix. 823 00:43:12,427 --> 00:43:16,310 That's why the guys were trying to get him out and get you in. 824 00:43:16,410 --> 00:43:17,720 Alright, fine. 825 00:43:17,820 --> 00:43:19,620 We threw those last few games. So what? 826 00:43:19,720 --> 00:43:20,920 Have you seen our record? 827 00:43:21,020 --> 00:43:22,420 We were going to lose anyway. 828 00:43:22,520 --> 00:43:26,360 Gosh, cashing in on your own failure. 829 00:43:26,760 --> 00:43:28,790 That's where you ended up. 830 00:43:29,430 --> 00:43:33,000 So you're born with this one-in-a-million gift. 831 00:43:33,026 --> 00:43:34,274 And then, what? 832 00:43:34,320 --> 00:43:38,270 You throw it all away like a total fucking loser. 833 00:43:42,270 --> 00:43:43,270 Aha. 834 00:43:43,840 --> 00:43:44,910 I see. 835 00:43:45,740 --> 00:43:48,813 So that's what Felix told you the night you murdered him, 836 00:43:49,150 --> 00:43:53,589 and that's what got you your 100-mile-per-hour fastball back. 837 00:43:54,013 --> 00:43:55,643 Hearing the truth. 838 00:43:55,750 --> 00:43:57,390 I'm about to go prove 839 00:43:57,490 --> 00:43:59,787 in front of a stadium full of people 840 00:43:59,889 --> 00:44:02,860 that I'm all washed up with nothing left in this arm, 841 00:44:02,960 --> 00:44:05,067 so you got nothing, ball girl. 842 00:44:05,167 --> 00:44:07,467 Why don't you go sit your nosy ass down 843 00:44:07,630 --> 00:44:09,493 and enjoy our final loss? 844 00:44:09,590 --> 00:44:10,800 Yeah. 845 00:44:11,040 --> 00:44:14,440 Oh, before I forget, there's this, 846 00:44:14,810 --> 00:44:17,240 a big league scout in the stands. 847 00:44:17,653 --> 00:44:19,928 Bullshit. Pathetic. 848 00:44:20,103 --> 00:44:21,843 Alright, alright alright... 849 00:44:22,180 --> 00:44:24,461 Why would a scout be at a Cheesemongers game? 850 00:44:24,561 --> 00:44:27,993 Skip said something about an open roster slot 851 00:44:28,093 --> 00:44:30,624 and needing some bullpen heat there in the show, 852 00:44:30,697 --> 00:44:31,871 whatever that means. 853 00:44:31,892 --> 00:44:33,760 Anyway, I probably shouldn't have said anything. 854 00:44:33,860 --> 00:44:35,590 I don't wanna get in your head. 855 00:44:48,540 --> 00:44:50,479 Your starting pitcher... 856 00:44:53,040 --> 00:44:55,210 For the very last time... 857 00:44:56,023 --> 00:44:58,293 our hometown hero... 858 00:45:00,163 --> 00:45:03,163 "Rocket" Russ Waddell! 859 00:45:11,646 --> 00:45:15,600 "Rocket" Russ Waddell readies for his first pitch. 860 00:45:16,330 --> 00:45:19,270 The entire ballpark is on the edge of their seats 861 00:45:19,970 --> 00:45:24,440 hoping for one more flash of that classic Rocket heat. 862 00:45:43,330 --> 00:45:47,130 Hey, batter, batter, batter, batter, batter, batter, batter! 863 00:45:59,186 --> 00:46:01,120 _ 864 00:46:04,780 --> 00:46:06,950 Alright, everybody up, let's go! 865 00:46:07,050 --> 00:46:09,190 - Rocket! - Rocket! 866 00:46:09,290 --> 00:46:11,260 Rocket! Rocket! 867 00:46:11,360 --> 00:46:13,240 Rocket! Rocket! 868 00:46:13,340 --> 00:46:15,063 Rocket! Rocket! 869 00:46:15,163 --> 00:46:16,790 Rocket! Rocket! 870 00:46:16,890 --> 00:46:18,749 Rocket! Rocket! 871 00:46:18,849 --> 00:46:20,800 Rocket! Rocket! 872 00:46:20,900 --> 00:46:22,600 Rocket! Rocket! 873 00:46:22,700 --> 00:46:24,540 Rocket! Rocket! 874 00:46:24,640 --> 00:46:26,170 Rocket! Rocket! 875 00:46:26,270 --> 00:46:27,840 Rocket! Rocket! 876 00:46:27,940 --> 00:46:30,340 Rocket! Rocket! 877 00:46:36,849 --> 00:46:38,019 Strike! 878 00:46:42,068 --> 00:46:43,424 _ 879 00:46:46,443 --> 00:46:48,383 Go, go, go, go! 880 00:46:49,130 --> 00:46:50,300 Yeah! 881 00:46:58,500 --> 00:47:00,270 I want all exits guarded. 882 00:47:00,370 --> 00:47:01,570 Ball girl was right. 883 00:47:01,670 --> 00:47:03,988 Our suspect is "Rocket" Russell Waddell. 884 00:47:21,830 --> 00:47:23,460 Show 'em what you got, kid. 885 00:47:23,560 --> 00:47:25,260 Rocket! Rocket! 886 00:47:25,360 --> 00:47:27,170 Rocket! Rocket! 887 00:47:27,270 --> 00:47:29,130 Rocket! Rocket! 888 00:47:29,230 --> 00:47:31,070 Rocket! Rocket! 889 00:47:31,170 --> 00:47:32,800 Rocket! Rocket! 890 00:47:32,900 --> 00:47:34,810 Rocket! Rocket! 891 00:47:41,581 --> 00:47:46,614 www.subtitulamos.tv