1 00:00:08,185 --> 00:00:09,832 Charlie Cale! 2 00:00:10,078 --> 00:00:11,845 Beatrix Hasp says hello! 3 00:00:12,639 --> 00:00:13,931 Shit! 4 00:00:14,678 --> 00:00:16,156 Previously on Poker Face... 5 00:00:16,176 --> 00:00:17,886 Can I ask you who you're hiding from? 6 00:00:17,986 --> 00:00:19,819 Beatrix Hasp, huh? 7 00:00:20,099 --> 00:00:23,066 We got some unfinished business, pal. 8 00:00:23,161 --> 00:00:24,596 No, no, no. 9 00:00:26,826 --> 00:00:28,828 - Jeffrey! - What the fuck?! 10 00:00:30,311 --> 00:00:32,414 What are you gonna do? You gonna shoot an FBI agent? 11 00:00:32,435 --> 00:00:33,776 Look at you. 12 00:00:34,868 --> 00:00:36,414 Is my WITSEC good to go? 13 00:00:36,514 --> 00:00:38,840 On one condition. Cancel the hit on Charlie. 14 00:00:38,940 --> 00:00:40,249 Oh, okay. 15 00:00:40,349 --> 00:00:41,782 A fresh start, huh? 16 00:00:41,961 --> 00:00:43,094 I like that. 17 00:00:43,115 --> 00:00:45,391 No mob on my tail, 18 00:00:45,612 --> 00:00:47,339 nothin' to run from. 19 00:01:04,251 --> 00:01:06,258 www.subtitulamos.tv 20 00:01:14,350 --> 00:01:16,182 _ 21 00:01:35,862 --> 00:01:37,348 Good morning, ma'am. 22 00:01:38,965 --> 00:01:40,767 This is the one I called about. 23 00:01:43,232 --> 00:01:45,168 Alright, I think you can lower the gun. 24 00:01:45,367 --> 00:01:47,435 You got any peanut oil in there? 25 00:01:48,278 --> 00:01:49,579 Take a seat. 26 00:01:51,114 --> 00:01:52,410 How you feeling, Earl? 27 00:01:52,464 --> 00:01:54,384 Uh, nine kinds of stupid. 28 00:01:55,251 --> 00:01:57,554 - That's your family? - Yes, ma'am. 29 00:01:57,754 --> 00:01:59,687 Kids need their teeth straightened. 30 00:01:59,714 --> 00:02:01,872 I thought, let's try this. 31 00:02:02,258 --> 00:02:03,600 How hard can it be? 32 00:02:03,700 --> 00:02:05,475 Alright, well, listen, I spoke to Mrs. Peppers 33 00:02:05,575 --> 00:02:07,502 and convinced her not to press charges. 34 00:02:08,097 --> 00:02:09,232 You were unarmed. 35 00:02:09,332 --> 00:02:11,234 It's your first attempted burglary. 36 00:02:11,334 --> 00:02:13,026 But with all those shoplifting misdemeanors, 37 00:02:13,119 --> 00:02:14,904 you could face serious jail time. 38 00:02:15,305 --> 00:02:16,816 I don't think a good life should be ruined 39 00:02:16,916 --> 00:02:18,341 for one stupid mistake. 40 00:02:18,441 --> 00:02:20,030 That's what this was, right? 41 00:02:20,130 --> 00:02:21,578 Yes, ma'am. 42 00:02:21,944 --> 00:02:24,061 Alright. Tabby Cat? 43 00:02:24,531 --> 00:02:26,344 Where was the last time you saw her? 44 00:02:27,421 --> 00:02:29,698 Land down by the swamp. Okay. 45 00:02:29,836 --> 00:02:31,855 We'll have somebody down there right away. 46 00:02:31,955 --> 00:02:33,556 Just don't worry yet. 47 00:02:33,656 --> 00:02:34,757 Alright. 48 00:02:34,858 --> 00:02:35,874 What's this? 49 00:02:35,974 --> 00:02:39,596 Looks like somebody's been nominated for a FlopaCopa. 50 00:02:39,696 --> 00:02:40,717 A what? 51 00:02:40,817 --> 00:02:42,807 "Congratulations, Officer Fran Lamont..." 52 00:02:43,427 --> 00:02:46,705 "You've been nominated for a 2019 Florida Panhandle Cop Award." 53 00:02:46,805 --> 00:02:49,772 I may have submitted you for Cop of the Year. 54 00:02:49,873 --> 00:02:51,040 Never heard of it. 55 00:02:51,140 --> 00:02:52,834 The FlopaCopas? 56 00:02:52,934 --> 00:02:54,577 Fran, they're a big deal. 57 00:02:54,764 --> 00:02:58,414 It's a recognition of all the great work you do for this community. 58 00:02:58,515 --> 00:03:01,284 I don't have time for some silly awards show, Chief. 59 00:03:01,384 --> 00:03:03,854 I got a 10-91 down on Pat Boone Lane, 60 00:03:03,954 --> 00:03:05,630 Mrs. Prosserman has lost her cat. 61 00:03:05,730 --> 00:03:07,624 - This seems like a Kleenex job. - On it. 62 00:03:07,724 --> 00:03:09,474 You deserve this, Fran. 63 00:03:09,574 --> 00:03:11,361 You're one of the good ones. 64 00:03:11,694 --> 00:03:14,297 You know how my cousin Larry from Boston's 65 00:03:14,397 --> 00:03:17,159 always sending me these Florida Man memes? 66 00:03:17,645 --> 00:03:20,315 "Florida Man Eats Mom's Face 67 00:03:20,415 --> 00:03:22,364 While High on Bath Salts." 68 00:03:22,464 --> 00:03:26,643 "Florida Man Starts Fist Fight with Disabled Child." 69 00:03:26,869 --> 00:03:28,837 It burns me up. 70 00:03:28,943 --> 00:03:32,421 But you are the opposite of Florida Man. 71 00:03:32,694 --> 00:03:33,982 Florida Woman. 72 00:03:34,382 --> 00:03:38,820 Alright. But it would reflect nicely on the department. 73 00:03:39,761 --> 00:03:42,263 Do it for me, huh? 74 00:03:44,893 --> 00:03:47,128 Pretty please with extra cheese? 75 00:03:48,502 --> 00:03:51,020 _ 76 00:03:53,888 --> 00:03:56,624 ? We're going to pat 'em down, baby, now ? 77 00:03:56,645 --> 00:03:57,937 ? Pat 'em down, baby ? 78 00:03:58,073 --> 00:04:01,009 - ? Stop and frisk ? - ? Stop and frisk ? 79 00:04:01,109 --> 00:04:04,244 ? Come on, come on, come on come on, come on, baby, now ? 80 00:04:04,819 --> 00:04:06,913 ? Come on and pull those drugs out ? 81 00:04:06,997 --> 00:04:09,294 _ 82 00:04:10,919 --> 00:04:13,121 Can I feed you your "Miranda Bites"? 83 00:04:14,005 --> 00:04:15,790 Ain't that something, huh? 84 00:04:15,890 --> 00:04:19,292 Anything you eat now can and will be used against you later 85 00:04:19,325 --> 00:04:20,628 in the bathroom. 86 00:04:21,476 --> 00:04:23,452 Oh, good God, are those groupies? 87 00:04:23,531 --> 00:04:25,640 They're called Pigporkers. 88 00:04:26,581 --> 00:04:27,629 What? 89 00:04:28,277 --> 00:04:29,711 I hear things. 90 00:04:32,507 --> 00:04:33,541 Good day, folks. 91 00:04:33,642 --> 00:04:34,911 I'm Matt Passmore, 92 00:04:35,070 --> 00:04:37,372 star of the hit A&E show "The Glades." 93 00:04:38,313 --> 00:04:41,549 And this year's nominees for Cop of the Year are: 94 00:04:42,097 --> 00:04:43,866 Officer Mike Fantana. 95 00:04:47,689 --> 00:04:49,645 Officer Sal Mirabello. 96 00:04:52,694 --> 00:04:54,362 Officer Joseph Pilson. 97 00:04:56,151 --> 00:04:57,660 _ 98 00:04:57,699 --> 00:04:59,501 - _ - Officer Fran Lamont. 99 00:05:00,998 --> 00:05:02,469 That's you. 100 00:05:02,906 --> 00:05:05,911 - _ - And the award goes to... 101 00:05:06,154 --> 00:05:08,089 Officer Joseph Pilson. 102 00:05:10,278 --> 00:05:14,616 This is Joseph's first nomination and first win. 103 00:05:14,716 --> 00:05:17,719 Is that a baby alligator? 104 00:05:17,819 --> 00:05:20,171 He's being recognized for adopting a baby alligator 105 00:05:20,237 --> 00:05:21,922 after busting its former owner, 106 00:05:21,982 --> 00:05:24,471 a local meth dealer known as "Stanky James." 107 00:05:24,492 --> 00:05:26,194 Asked and answered, I guess. 108 00:05:28,175 --> 00:05:31,145 You know, people like to say, I saved this little gal, 109 00:05:31,166 --> 00:05:32,467 but really... 110 00:05:32,867 --> 00:05:34,270 she saved me. 111 00:05:35,135 --> 00:05:36,704 I love being a cop. 112 00:05:37,065 --> 00:05:39,100 I love Florida. 113 00:05:39,994 --> 00:05:41,977 I love panhandles. 114 00:05:42,764 --> 00:05:44,344 But most of all, 115 00:05:44,511 --> 00:05:46,629 I love you, my sweet Daisy. 116 00:05:48,403 --> 00:05:50,239 I love you, too. 117 00:05:50,672 --> 00:05:51,907 Thank you. 118 00:05:54,242 --> 00:05:55,897 That's great for him. 119 00:05:56,337 --> 00:05:58,539 Which, which way do I go? 120 00:06:00,040 --> 00:06:04,726 _ 121 00:06:05,373 --> 00:06:06,552 Hey, fam, 122 00:06:06,646 --> 00:06:09,571 it's six-time FlopaCopa winner Gator Joe here. 123 00:06:09,671 --> 00:06:13,045 I hope you're feeling as happy and fulfilled with your life as I am. 124 00:06:13,145 --> 00:06:15,644 'Cause y'all know what time it is. 125 00:06:15,744 --> 00:06:18,246 You have the right to shit your pants. 126 00:06:21,016 --> 00:06:23,789 Looks like your boy Gator Joe busted another tweaker. 127 00:06:23,889 --> 00:06:25,286 Y'all know what that means. 128 00:06:25,387 --> 00:06:27,422 Daisy gets her Oreos. 129 00:06:27,522 --> 00:06:29,055 There you go, honey. 130 00:06:31,493 --> 00:06:32,627 Don't do meth. 131 00:06:32,727 --> 00:06:35,630 And when I need a little pick-me-up on the job, 132 00:06:35,730 --> 00:06:39,134 I grab me a 2-Hour Power Juice. 133 00:06:43,051 --> 00:06:44,519 Gator done. 134 00:06:44,939 --> 00:06:47,876 How many goddamn catchphrases does one guy need, huh? 135 00:06:47,976 --> 00:06:51,046 Is it "Gator done," or is it, "You have the right to shit your pants," huh? 136 00:06:51,146 --> 00:06:53,330 I know, it's like, "Pick a lane." 137 00:06:53,921 --> 00:06:56,891 Six years I've lost to this moron. 138 00:06:57,419 --> 00:06:59,854 What do people see in him? 139 00:06:59,954 --> 00:07:03,101 I just think he has a sort of undeniable charisma 140 00:07:03,151 --> 00:07:04,853 despite his vapidity. 141 00:07:05,226 --> 00:07:07,696 Also, could I get a towel or something? 142 00:07:07,796 --> 00:07:09,964 I'm bleeding on the floor. 143 00:07:12,621 --> 00:07:14,189 Oh, shit. 144 00:07:14,769 --> 00:07:16,596 Some of y'all in the comments been sayin' 145 00:07:16,696 --> 00:07:18,605 I give Daisy too many drugs. 146 00:07:19,307 --> 00:07:20,774 Listen, fam, 147 00:07:21,261 --> 00:07:23,276 it's mostly just reptile laxative. 148 00:07:23,878 --> 00:07:26,681 This stuff is perfectly safe. 149 00:07:26,781 --> 00:07:29,074 Heck, I've even taken a little myself 150 00:07:29,174 --> 00:07:31,987 when I needed to unclog the old pipes. 151 00:07:32,034 --> 00:07:33,116 Work... 152 00:07:33,163 --> 00:07:35,038 FlopaCopa nom, baby. 153 00:07:35,123 --> 00:07:39,427 Let's see if ol' Mr. Me can make it seven years running. 154 00:07:39,448 --> 00:07:40,960 Did I get any mail? 155 00:07:42,630 --> 00:07:44,766 I think you should skip this year. 156 00:07:45,385 --> 00:07:46,735 Oh, this is my year. 157 00:07:46,835 --> 00:07:49,117 I don't like the effect these awards 158 00:07:49,217 --> 00:07:51,009 are having on your mental health. 159 00:07:51,109 --> 00:07:52,389 You're a great cop, 160 00:07:52,489 --> 00:07:56,211 but I worry that you're losing sight of what's most important. 161 00:07:56,311 --> 00:07:58,341 I saved a truck full of starving migrants, 162 00:07:58,441 --> 00:08:00,682 and I sent edible arrangements to all the judges. 163 00:08:00,782 --> 00:08:02,283 This is my year. 164 00:08:03,718 --> 00:08:04,819 This is my year. 165 00:08:05,075 --> 00:08:06,988 Ah, fuck it. 166 00:08:13,414 --> 00:08:14,816 Fran. 167 00:08:15,697 --> 00:08:18,081 - Ah, Rusty. - Hey. 168 00:08:18,833 --> 00:08:21,436 How goes it over in Animal Control? 169 00:08:21,536 --> 00:08:22,971 - Same old. - Yeah? 170 00:08:23,071 --> 00:08:25,073 - You look nice. - Thank you. 171 00:08:25,173 --> 00:08:27,542 Do you want to get a pic together at the Bust-and-Repeat. 172 00:08:27,602 --> 00:08:30,409 - Oh, it'd be my pleasure, Rusty. - Right. 173 00:08:30,676 --> 00:08:32,721 - Let's see here. - What do we got here? 174 00:08:34,282 --> 00:08:35,417 This is fun. 175 00:08:35,517 --> 00:08:36,985 - Whoa! - Oh! Sorry. 176 00:08:37,085 --> 00:08:38,586 - Sorry. - These weapons are real? 177 00:08:38,687 --> 00:08:39,788 - Are you okay? - Hell yeah. 178 00:08:39,888 --> 00:08:41,063 The drugs too. 179 00:08:41,163 --> 00:08:42,691 That seems very stupid. 180 00:08:42,791 --> 00:08:44,092 I wouldn't worry about it, 181 00:08:44,192 --> 00:08:45,746 this place is crawling with cops. 182 00:08:45,847 --> 00:08:47,729 Chug, chug, chug, chug... 183 00:08:47,829 --> 00:08:48,963 Comin' through. 184 00:08:49,004 --> 00:08:50,030 Rusty, 185 00:08:50,475 --> 00:08:53,033 so great to see you. 186 00:08:53,234 --> 00:08:54,569 You too, Fran. 187 00:08:54,802 --> 00:08:56,104 Bye. 188 00:09:16,494 --> 00:09:18,768 _ 189 00:09:33,695 --> 00:09:35,158 Crybaby alert! 190 00:09:36,544 --> 00:09:38,613 Oh, hell, Fran. 191 00:09:38,713 --> 00:09:40,215 I'm sorry, I didn't... 192 00:09:40,849 --> 00:09:42,415 What's the matter, honey? 193 00:09:46,714 --> 00:09:48,883 Oh, don't tell me I won again. 194 00:09:49,098 --> 00:09:50,566 Oh, man! 195 00:09:50,893 --> 00:09:53,429 Alright, seven-peat, baby! 196 00:09:54,943 --> 00:09:57,980 Oh, that's got to be a record, right? Right? 197 00:09:58,133 --> 00:10:00,201 There's no way anybody's won eight. 198 00:10:01,063 --> 00:10:02,370 Don't tell anyone, 199 00:10:02,470 --> 00:10:05,596 I was actually nervous this year 'cause of you, 200 00:10:05,696 --> 00:10:08,677 you know, saving all those women and children and everything and that... 201 00:10:10,139 --> 00:10:11,444 Fran... 202 00:10:12,824 --> 00:10:14,197 next year. 203 00:10:14,849 --> 00:10:16,351 Gator done. 204 00:10:21,536 --> 00:10:23,338 Hello, baby. 205 00:10:24,125 --> 00:10:26,928 Yeah. Seven. 206 00:10:27,028 --> 00:10:29,546 Michael Jordan only won six. 207 00:10:30,675 --> 00:10:34,175 I'm the Michael Jordan of being a cop in Florida... 208 00:10:34,415 --> 00:10:35,802 Panhandle. 209 00:11:03,302 --> 00:11:06,418 _ 210 00:11:31,192 --> 00:11:34,929 And the award for "Best Undercover Op" goes to 211 00:11:35,030 --> 00:11:37,198 Diego Verbinski III. 212 00:11:37,298 --> 00:11:39,618 I'm told Diego couldn't be here tonight 213 00:11:39,718 --> 00:11:41,636 as he's still embedded in the cartel. 214 00:11:41,736 --> 00:11:43,605 - Rusty. Hey. - Hey. 215 00:11:43,705 --> 00:11:46,074 I have a bit of an odd question for you. 216 00:11:46,174 --> 00:11:48,343 - I'd love to. - What? 217 00:11:48,737 --> 00:11:49,938 What? 218 00:11:50,838 --> 00:11:53,048 Ah, look, it's a little embarrassing. 219 00:11:53,148 --> 00:11:55,617 - Yeah. - But I'm kind of backed up. 220 00:11:55,717 --> 00:11:57,872 And, uh, Gator Joe is trying to tell me 221 00:11:57,952 --> 00:12:00,267 that it's safe to take reptile laxative. 222 00:12:00,288 --> 00:12:01,990 Is that, uh, is that true? 223 00:12:02,090 --> 00:12:03,514 - Cisapride? - Yes, yeah, 224 00:12:03,614 --> 00:12:05,794 - that's the one. - Yeah, in, in small doses. 225 00:12:05,894 --> 00:12:07,762 - Okay. - But you want to be careful. 226 00:12:08,888 --> 00:12:11,599 Here, don't take more than this. 227 00:12:13,210 --> 00:12:15,676 - Should take about 30 minutes to kick in. - Thanks, Rusty. 228 00:12:15,777 --> 00:12:18,060 And make sure you're not on stage when it happens. 229 00:12:18,160 --> 00:12:19,874 Oh, okay. Yeah, I won't be. 230 00:12:19,975 --> 00:12:21,843 - Okay. - Alright. Thanks, Rusty. 231 00:12:21,943 --> 00:12:24,077 - Alright, Fran. - And up next, 232 00:12:24,346 --> 00:12:26,748 "Best Internal Affairs Investigation." 233 00:13:11,198 --> 00:13:13,828 _ 234 00:13:17,672 --> 00:13:19,632 Crybaby, hi. 235 00:13:19,711 --> 00:13:21,050 I'm just playin'. 236 00:13:21,151 --> 00:13:23,438 - No hard feelings, right? - None at all. 237 00:13:23,538 --> 00:13:24,973 None at all. 238 00:13:25,073 --> 00:13:27,609 You know, I was just being a poor sport. 239 00:13:27,709 --> 00:13:31,165 What I should've said was, "Congratulations." 240 00:13:31,444 --> 00:13:35,083 Oh, Fran, you know you're just as good a cop as me, right? 241 00:13:35,219 --> 00:13:37,647 Oh, well, I'm not sure about that. 242 00:13:37,711 --> 00:13:39,688 Yeah, you're probably right. 243 00:13:41,389 --> 00:13:44,137 You know, winning every year 244 00:13:44,749 --> 00:13:46,576 ain't no picnic either. 245 00:13:47,195 --> 00:13:48,863 Keeping the public happy... 246 00:13:50,365 --> 00:13:52,267 it's exhausting. 247 00:13:52,667 --> 00:13:55,403 You know, Joe, you do look a little tired. 248 00:13:55,637 --> 00:13:56,753 Do I? 249 00:13:56,932 --> 00:13:59,774 Ooh, can't have that. Oh, got to pep up. 250 00:14:00,595 --> 00:14:01,596 Whew. 251 00:14:04,312 --> 00:14:06,948 Ugh. I think I got an electric rhubarb one there. 252 00:14:07,048 --> 00:14:09,084 Ugh, gator done. 253 00:14:09,184 --> 00:14:10,952 Lunch has arrived. 254 00:14:11,052 --> 00:14:12,715 We're going to take a 30-minute break 255 00:14:12,815 --> 00:14:14,723 before the final awards are given. 256 00:14:15,657 --> 00:14:16,856 Joseph, 257 00:14:17,556 --> 00:14:19,773 I want you to get up on that stage 258 00:14:19,807 --> 00:14:23,654 and just let the essence of who you are 259 00:14:24,078 --> 00:14:25,713 just pour out of you. 260 00:14:26,616 --> 00:14:28,203 You deserve it. 261 00:14:29,704 --> 00:14:32,163 - Thank you, Fran. - My pleasure. 262 00:14:37,498 --> 00:14:40,568 - Hey, can you sign this? - Aw. Of course, darlin'. 263 00:14:51,626 --> 00:14:52,861 There he is. 264 00:14:52,961 --> 00:14:54,729 Coming through! Gator done. 265 00:14:56,343 --> 00:14:58,446 Excuse me! Pardon me! 266 00:15:04,906 --> 00:15:08,143 You have the right to shit your pants. 267 00:15:10,425 --> 00:15:12,727 Gator done. 268 00:15:23,705 --> 00:15:24,865 Joseph? 269 00:15:26,075 --> 00:15:27,443 Joseph! 270 00:15:27,681 --> 00:15:28,763 Joseph. 271 00:15:32,413 --> 00:15:33,681 Joseph? 272 00:15:33,729 --> 00:15:35,030 Joseph! 273 00:15:35,670 --> 00:15:38,606 You're alright? Joseph, you're okay? 274 00:15:39,948 --> 00:15:41,149 Oh, my God. 275 00:15:59,361 --> 00:16:00,762 Oh, my God. 276 00:16:04,065 --> 00:16:05,467 I'm so sorry. 277 00:16:05,934 --> 00:16:08,570 This was a mistake. This was a big mistake. 278 00:16:08,670 --> 00:16:11,439 The final award ceremony will begin in five minutes. 279 00:16:11,539 --> 00:16:13,973 Please make your way back inside. 280 00:16:14,309 --> 00:16:16,378 One stupid mistake. 281 00:16:29,391 --> 00:16:30,792 So sorry. 282 00:16:43,838 --> 00:16:46,213 Wait a minute. Wait a minute. 283 00:16:46,313 --> 00:16:48,009 I asked Rusty about the laxative. 284 00:16:48,109 --> 00:16:50,214 When they do the autopsy, they'll put it together. 285 00:16:50,314 --> 00:16:52,470 Oh, my God. There's no way out of this. 286 00:17:44,466 --> 00:17:47,168 Okay, come on. 287 00:17:47,402 --> 00:17:49,204 Come on. 288 00:17:51,673 --> 00:17:53,475 Come on! 289 00:18:02,678 --> 00:18:04,452 Good, yeah. 290 00:18:04,552 --> 00:18:06,073 Come on. Come on. 291 00:18:06,180 --> 00:18:08,087 I'll give you more. Come on. 292 00:18:11,993 --> 00:18:14,109 Here you go. You want to come and get it? 293 00:18:14,209 --> 00:18:16,164 You got to come and get it. Come and get it. 294 00:18:16,264 --> 00:18:18,800 Mm, so good. Mm. Delicious. 295 00:18:34,897 --> 00:18:37,604 Please make your way to the awards ballroom 296 00:18:37,704 --> 00:18:41,287 to find who will be the Florida Panhandle's Cop of the Year. 297 00:18:45,794 --> 00:18:48,963 Okay, Daisy. Okay, here you go. 298 00:18:49,064 --> 00:18:50,899 Yeah? Okay, yeah. 299 00:18:51,083 --> 00:18:53,591 Okay, alright. There you go. Come on... 300 00:18:55,804 --> 00:18:57,720 It's a good girl. Oh! Oh, yeah. 301 00:19:12,968 --> 00:19:14,403 Officers. 302 00:19:15,290 --> 00:19:17,406 - Woo! - Oh, my goodness. 303 00:19:20,322 --> 00:19:22,324 I'm going to go hit the head. 304 00:19:24,232 --> 00:19:26,835 - Wait, what is it? - The frickin' gator ate Gator Joe! 305 00:19:26,902 --> 00:19:27,868 What?! 306 00:19:53,495 --> 00:19:54,929 "Bowling Green." 307 00:19:57,966 --> 00:20:01,870 Does anybody out there read me? 308 00:20:02,904 --> 00:20:06,041 Disco sucks. Kill all hippies. 309 00:20:06,615 --> 00:20:07,950 Jesus. 310 00:20:08,309 --> 00:20:09,798 What do people do? 311 00:20:11,413 --> 00:20:14,107 Pretty vacant, eh? Subvert normality. 312 00:20:14,208 --> 00:20:17,352 Uh, this is Gorgeous, signing off. 313 00:20:17,452 --> 00:20:20,553 Punk is not sexual, it's just aggression. 314 00:20:21,356 --> 00:20:23,258 - What? - "Out of the Blue," right? 315 00:20:23,358 --> 00:20:26,227 Oh, sorry, I thought you were quoting "Out of the Blue." 316 00:20:27,846 --> 00:20:29,397 Ah, yeah, yeah. 317 00:20:29,497 --> 00:20:31,339 "Out of the Blue," 10-4. 318 00:20:31,439 --> 00:20:33,903 Always nice to hear from a fellow Hopper-head. 319 00:20:34,003 --> 00:20:36,137 And proud Linda Manz man. 320 00:20:36,637 --> 00:20:37,911 Yeah, alright. 321 00:20:38,011 --> 00:20:40,245 So, uh, what's your situation, Good Buddy? 322 00:20:40,345 --> 00:20:41,747 Eh, still being written, 323 00:20:41,847 --> 00:20:43,478 one mile marker at a time. 324 00:20:43,578 --> 00:20:47,082 I drive a rig, suits my meditative nature. 325 00:20:47,182 --> 00:20:51,086 I see. So, sort of a poet-philosopher situation, huh? 326 00:20:51,186 --> 00:20:52,821 I've been called worse. 327 00:20:52,921 --> 00:20:54,589 So, what's your location? 328 00:20:54,689 --> 00:20:56,624 I guess I'm finding myself 329 00:20:56,725 --> 00:20:58,840 at a place that feels like an ending, 330 00:20:58,940 --> 00:21:00,395 but it's still the middle. 331 00:21:00,495 --> 00:21:01,901 Kind of stymied. 332 00:21:02,001 --> 00:21:03,398 You need a beginning. 333 00:21:04,346 --> 00:21:07,239 Huh. Oh, yes, but where does one begin 334 00:21:07,339 --> 00:21:09,571 when they're looking at a blank slate 335 00:21:09,671 --> 00:21:11,233 the size of a country? 336 00:21:11,333 --> 00:21:12,907 Not sure what the stakes are here. 337 00:21:13,008 --> 00:21:14,648 Well, here's what I know. 338 00:21:14,776 --> 00:21:16,692 Everyone has a highway, 339 00:21:16,925 --> 00:21:18,360 the thing they're good at, 340 00:21:18,580 --> 00:21:20,382 you know, the thing that defines them. 341 00:21:20,882 --> 00:21:23,406 Because there is no destination. 342 00:21:23,438 --> 00:21:25,339 There is only the highway. 343 00:21:25,648 --> 00:21:29,718 And I believe if we open our perception and trust 344 00:21:29,824 --> 00:21:31,250 and humble ourselves 345 00:21:31,350 --> 00:21:33,495 and find sanctuary when we need it, 346 00:21:33,595 --> 00:21:36,086 that highway will find us. 347 00:21:36,765 --> 00:21:38,800 And now, I got to pay the water bill. 348 00:21:38,900 --> 00:21:41,078 So, signing off for now. 349 00:21:41,178 --> 00:21:45,206 But, hey, you can get me on this channel most anytime, okay? 350 00:21:46,241 --> 00:21:47,807 10-4, Good Buddy. 351 00:22:04,686 --> 00:22:07,923 Life is a highway, chicken friends. 352 00:22:21,950 --> 00:22:23,485 Wow. 353 00:22:24,212 --> 00:22:26,348 Wow, uh, so I guess this isn't exactly 354 00:22:26,448 --> 00:22:28,450 a, uh, chicken sanctuary, huh? 355 00:22:28,817 --> 00:22:31,386 Well, we try to honor the natural order of things. 356 00:22:33,288 --> 00:22:35,390 Well, hey, I guess, uh, that's why I'm here, 357 00:22:35,490 --> 00:22:38,392 trying to find that natural order thing and see where I fit into it. 358 00:22:38,453 --> 00:22:40,421 Then you're exactly where you're supposed to be. 359 00:22:41,323 --> 00:22:42,491 Hi, Hutch. 360 00:22:43,898 --> 00:22:45,200 Good morning, Julia. 361 00:22:47,896 --> 00:22:49,596 I want to show you something, Charlie. 362 00:22:54,609 --> 00:22:56,000 When you look at her, 363 00:22:56,513 --> 00:22:57,668 what do you see? 364 00:23:00,181 --> 00:23:01,468 Honestly, 365 00:23:01,662 --> 00:23:03,664 I look into ze eyes of ze beast, 366 00:23:03,685 --> 00:23:06,010 and I only see empty death. 367 00:23:06,475 --> 00:23:08,382 That's what most people see, 368 00:23:08,568 --> 00:23:10,741 a dangerous and vicious foe. 369 00:23:11,032 --> 00:23:12,683 But open your perception. 370 00:23:13,056 --> 00:23:14,518 Look in her eyes. 371 00:23:16,498 --> 00:23:20,602 You'll see you're both from the same source. 372 00:23:20,935 --> 00:23:24,445 Her soul is gentle because your soul is gentle. 373 00:23:25,307 --> 00:23:28,343 Her origin is your destination is your origin. 374 00:23:29,644 --> 00:23:31,015 Here, you try. 375 00:23:31,395 --> 00:23:32,407 You know, 376 00:23:32,469 --> 00:23:36,584 I don't want to do all your gator stuff in one day. 377 00:23:36,685 --> 00:23:38,586 So maybe later, yeah. 378 00:23:38,687 --> 00:23:39,954 Space it out. 379 00:23:40,288 --> 00:23:43,458 You, uh, seekin' purpose, Charlie? 380 00:23:45,674 --> 00:23:47,796 Uh... yes. Uh, wow. 381 00:23:47,896 --> 00:23:50,365 How far are you willing to go to protect the innocent? 382 00:23:54,036 --> 00:23:55,609 All the way. 383 00:23:57,339 --> 00:24:00,375 So, we've got a little under-the-radar operation 384 00:24:00,475 --> 00:24:02,331 to liberate abused animals. 385 00:24:02,431 --> 00:24:04,612 Outlaw activism, living outside the law, 386 00:24:04,713 --> 00:24:06,157 no room for amateurs. 387 00:24:06,257 --> 00:24:08,280 We've freed dozens of animals in peril. 388 00:24:08,583 --> 00:24:12,020 Fighting dogs, race horses, donkey-show donkeys. 389 00:24:12,120 --> 00:24:14,389 But our white whale... 390 00:24:14,489 --> 00:24:15,890 is Daisy. 391 00:24:16,324 --> 00:24:18,620 Taking Daisy to my gun signing tonight. 392 00:24:18,720 --> 00:24:20,679 Big night for us, 393 00:24:20,779 --> 00:24:24,207 so I'm going to give her a little tranquilizer to stay calm, 394 00:24:24,487 --> 00:24:28,624 a little laxative to clear her out, 395 00:24:28,803 --> 00:24:34,014 a little lorazepam for her anxiety. 396 00:24:34,242 --> 00:24:38,146 Jesus, that's like a Judy Garland of alligators. 397 00:24:38,246 --> 00:24:41,583 Yeah. And the worst part is, people can't get enough. 398 00:24:41,683 --> 00:24:44,219 And he's big on CopTok, GatorTok. 399 00:24:44,319 --> 00:24:46,221 Because of his Rolex collection, 400 00:24:46,321 --> 00:24:48,569 he's also quite popular in the horologist community. 401 00:24:48,669 --> 00:24:50,594 They love him on TickTockTok. 402 00:24:50,694 --> 00:24:52,661 Every day Daisy spends with this sadist 403 00:24:52,761 --> 00:24:54,195 is a grave injustice. 404 00:24:54,863 --> 00:24:57,453 And that is where you come in. 405 00:24:57,553 --> 00:24:59,834 We've had several failed attempts to free Daisy. 406 00:24:59,934 --> 00:25:01,511 Gator Joe knows us on sight. 407 00:25:01,611 --> 00:25:03,268 But you're a fresh face. 408 00:25:03,475 --> 00:25:05,255 You can get close. 409 00:25:07,509 --> 00:25:10,078 Hey, uh, okay, uh... 410 00:25:10,178 --> 00:25:12,116 Well, hey, listen, I mean, I'm all in. 411 00:25:12,216 --> 00:25:14,137 Uh, yeah, I love what you guys are doing here, 412 00:25:14,237 --> 00:25:15,951 you know, protecting the innocent, all that. 413 00:25:16,051 --> 00:25:17,886 All told, I guess that, uh, 414 00:25:17,986 --> 00:25:21,690 well, life has led me to my highway 415 00:25:21,790 --> 00:25:23,814 and I am ready to ride. 416 00:25:24,259 --> 00:25:26,066 All night long. 417 00:25:26,179 --> 00:25:28,129 Well, welcome to the team, Charlie Cale. 418 00:25:28,229 --> 00:25:29,835 Alright, so what do we do here? 419 00:25:29,935 --> 00:25:32,567 I just, uh, break into Gator Joe's house and sneak her out. 420 00:25:32,667 --> 00:25:34,035 Are you crazy? 421 00:25:34,135 --> 00:25:36,338 He's a cop in Florida. He's armed to the teeth. 422 00:25:36,438 --> 00:25:39,107 Yeah, no, no, much safer to take her at a public event. 423 00:25:39,207 --> 00:25:41,710 And we have got just the one in mind. 424 00:25:42,453 --> 00:25:43,952 _ 425 00:25:51,920 --> 00:25:53,655 You are going to do great. 426 00:25:53,989 --> 00:25:55,657 Alright? We'll be in your ear the whole time. 427 00:25:56,978 --> 00:25:59,414 Well, uh, be careful, it's a little waxy in there. 428 00:26:01,056 --> 00:26:02,604 Okay, go get 'em. 429 00:26:02,663 --> 00:26:05,066 - Alright, you got this. - Alright. 430 00:26:10,575 --> 00:26:12,824 _ 431 00:26:18,413 --> 00:26:20,448 ? We are at the Flopas ? 432 00:26:20,548 --> 00:26:22,817 ? Flopa Capopas ? 433 00:26:23,251 --> 00:26:25,954 10-4, I'm at the buffet table. 434 00:26:46,007 --> 00:26:47,689 Psst, hey, flannel. 435 00:26:48,610 --> 00:26:50,213 What's with all the fuzz? 436 00:26:50,385 --> 00:26:52,087 It's a cop convention. 437 00:26:52,714 --> 00:26:54,049 Cop convention. 438 00:26:58,086 --> 00:26:59,701 It's a cop convention. 439 00:27:00,322 --> 00:27:01,620 What? 440 00:27:01,890 --> 00:27:04,674 This is a cop, cop, cop. 441 00:27:04,774 --> 00:27:07,629 So, it's a cop, uh, convention, man. 442 00:27:08,196 --> 00:27:10,295 What'd you think "The FlopaCopas" stands for? 443 00:27:11,340 --> 00:27:12,867 Uh, I have no idea. 444 00:27:12,967 --> 00:27:15,509 It's the Florida Panhandle Cop Awards. 445 00:27:15,620 --> 00:27:17,928 Not the slightest bit self-evident. 446 00:27:18,306 --> 00:27:20,542 Okay, look, just stick to the plan, Charlie, okay, 447 00:27:20,642 --> 00:27:22,021 this is your highway. 448 00:27:22,121 --> 00:27:24,112 First, locate Daisy. 449 00:27:24,379 --> 00:27:25,981 She's most likely in the green room. 450 00:27:26,081 --> 00:27:28,516 - Yeah. - Near the first floor restrooms. 451 00:27:29,306 --> 00:27:30,601 _ 452 00:27:30,647 --> 00:27:32,080 _ 453 00:27:32,101 --> 00:27:33,360 _ 454 00:27:33,387 --> 00:27:34,778 _ 455 00:27:49,738 --> 00:27:52,841 Oh, my God. The target has been located. 456 00:27:52,941 --> 00:27:56,011 I repeat, the target has been located. 457 00:27:56,111 --> 00:27:57,557 Oh, this is fun. 458 00:27:57,657 --> 00:28:00,315 - I enjoy the lingo. - Good work. 459 00:28:00,415 --> 00:28:02,450 Sit tight until the cops all go to lunch, 460 00:28:02,550 --> 00:28:05,441 then wheel the cage out the back door 461 00:28:05,541 --> 00:28:07,689 and we'll be waiting for you. 462 00:28:07,789 --> 00:28:09,167 Copy that. Over. 463 00:28:19,234 --> 00:28:20,869 The cage has no wheels. 464 00:28:21,403 --> 00:28:22,934 What do you mean it doesn't have wheels? 465 00:28:23,034 --> 00:28:24,951 The, the cage, no wheels. 466 00:28:25,051 --> 00:28:27,597 So, it's, uh, sans roulettes in Frencheese. 467 00:28:27,697 --> 00:28:29,878 Well, that doesn't make sense. How'd they get it in there? 468 00:28:29,978 --> 00:28:31,260 I don't know, dude, 469 00:28:31,360 --> 00:28:33,682 I'm just, uh, telling you the physical realities here, man. 470 00:28:33,782 --> 00:28:36,632 Okay, then, Charlie, you're going to have to probably break the lock... 471 00:28:39,020 --> 00:28:40,344 Hey. Uh... 472 00:28:41,489 --> 00:28:42,824 Hi, hi. Uh... 473 00:28:44,359 --> 00:28:46,086 Hey, you alright? 474 00:28:47,395 --> 00:28:50,031 These awards are so stupid. 475 00:28:50,198 --> 00:28:52,135 You know, I've always known that. 476 00:28:52,235 --> 00:28:55,036 They have absolutely nothing to do with doing good work, 477 00:28:55,136 --> 00:28:57,128 but, oh, I want to win. 478 00:28:57,228 --> 00:29:00,008 I want to win so badly, and it's making me feel crazy. 479 00:29:00,108 --> 00:29:01,895 It's turning me into somebody that I'm not. 480 00:29:01,996 --> 00:29:04,179 And I know that. And I just... I can't stop it. 481 00:29:04,911 --> 00:29:06,678 No, I, uh, 482 00:29:06,778 --> 00:29:08,706 I mean, that makes sense, it's fair. 483 00:29:08,806 --> 00:29:10,784 You know, wanting to be acknowledged for your good works. 484 00:29:10,884 --> 00:29:13,458 I got to say, I do, I-I recognize you 485 00:29:13,559 --> 00:29:15,226 from the, uh, the placard out front. 486 00:29:15,326 --> 00:29:16,700 It's a... Yeah, it's a placard, right? 487 00:29:16,800 --> 00:29:18,335 - That's what that is? - Yeah, it's a placard. 488 00:29:18,435 --> 00:29:20,765 Because thwarting assholes and also, uh, 489 00:29:20,865 --> 00:29:24,132 protecting the innocent, man, I mean, it's cool. 490 00:29:24,232 --> 00:29:25,734 Thwarting assholes. 491 00:29:25,913 --> 00:29:29,643 Yeah, I too am not loving how those two words come together, but yeah. 492 00:29:30,758 --> 00:29:32,145 - Thanks. - Yeah. 493 00:29:32,240 --> 00:29:33,675 Yeah. Assholes. 494 00:29:35,710 --> 00:29:38,480 Did you, uh, did you need something back here? 495 00:29:45,453 --> 00:29:47,789 You take it easy, okay? 496 00:29:48,089 --> 00:29:50,038 - Okay. - Okay. 497 00:29:59,367 --> 00:30:00,734 I'm sorry, you want me to what? 498 00:30:00,834 --> 00:30:04,466 Charlie, you're her only hope for a better life, okay. 499 00:30:04,566 --> 00:30:06,006 It's no big deal. 500 00:30:06,106 --> 00:30:08,708 Alright, just break the lock, attach your leash, 501 00:30:08,808 --> 00:30:10,688 and walk her out the back door. 502 00:30:11,579 --> 00:30:14,683 Look, you'll see, okay? Daisy has a gentle soul. 503 00:30:23,958 --> 00:30:25,627 Okay. 504 00:30:25,727 --> 00:30:28,222 Now, if I open this cage, are you going to be cool? 505 00:30:28,755 --> 00:30:30,331 Cool. 506 00:30:32,822 --> 00:30:34,703 Put this, be cool. 507 00:30:43,278 --> 00:30:44,779 Oh, shit. 508 00:30:45,553 --> 00:30:47,241 Oh, my God. 509 00:31:05,834 --> 00:31:07,616 Boy, oh, boy, oh. 510 00:31:08,536 --> 00:31:09,638 Okay. 511 00:31:09,738 --> 00:31:11,172 Alright, here we go. 512 00:31:11,272 --> 00:31:12,653 Freedom awaits. 513 00:31:12,754 --> 00:31:14,242 A better life. 514 00:31:14,476 --> 00:31:16,427 Chicken dinners are plentiful. 515 00:31:17,539 --> 00:31:18,707 Okay. 516 00:31:20,047 --> 00:31:21,783 Yay, I got the leash on, 517 00:31:21,837 --> 00:31:24,840 but the, uh, little puppy gator does not want to move. 518 00:31:25,788 --> 00:31:26,822 Shit. 519 00:31:28,690 --> 00:31:30,393 See if you can find some Oreos. 520 00:31:30,493 --> 00:31:32,293 Okay, they're her favorite treat. 521 00:31:37,439 --> 00:31:39,397 I used to be an Eagle Scout. 522 00:31:40,201 --> 00:31:41,603 Alright. 523 00:31:42,110 --> 00:31:43,708 Two secs. 524 00:31:45,707 --> 00:31:47,402 Ah, geez, what's your problem, man? 525 00:31:47,502 --> 00:31:49,277 Come on, this is perfectly legal tender. 526 00:31:50,879 --> 00:31:53,591 Oh, hey, uh, do you have like a dollar on you? 527 00:31:53,678 --> 00:31:54,981 This thing's a real purist. 528 00:31:55,081 --> 00:31:57,752 Sorry, got to shit, Gator done. 529 00:31:58,554 --> 00:32:00,255 Thank you for your candor. 530 00:32:01,022 --> 00:32:02,452 Oh, come on. 531 00:32:03,024 --> 00:32:04,714 Go, go, go. 532 00:32:07,909 --> 00:32:09,215 Ah, geez. 533 00:32:12,087 --> 00:32:13,488 Thievery it is. 534 00:32:16,504 --> 00:32:18,373 Hey, guys, we have a small problem. 535 00:32:20,809 --> 00:32:22,877 The frickin' gator ate Gator Joe! 536 00:32:22,978 --> 00:32:26,014 Uh, we have a big problem! 537 00:32:30,018 --> 00:32:31,619 You've got to get out of there, Charlie. 538 00:32:31,720 --> 00:32:34,189 I know, I'm just, uh, trying to suss out what happened here. 539 00:32:34,289 --> 00:32:36,257 No, s... No, we need to abort the mission. 540 00:32:36,358 --> 00:32:37,959 Come on, I'm sussing, okay. 541 00:32:38,059 --> 00:32:39,094 - Charlie. - Jesus. 542 00:32:39,194 --> 00:32:40,563 Alright, boys, 543 00:32:40,663 --> 00:32:42,397 this here is my county, 544 00:32:42,797 --> 00:32:45,133 and I'll be running this here lemonade stand. 545 00:32:45,233 --> 00:32:47,369 The Gator crossed county lines to get here. 546 00:32:47,469 --> 00:32:48,933 That makes it FHP. 547 00:32:49,033 --> 00:32:51,777 - Piss off, Willie, you're a loose cannon. - No, you're a loose cannon. 548 00:32:54,676 --> 00:32:56,111 Boys. 549 00:32:56,211 --> 00:32:57,746 Gentlemen! 550 00:32:57,846 --> 00:32:59,881 Now, listen, this is a gator attack, 551 00:32:59,981 --> 00:33:01,549 and I think it's best... 552 00:33:01,916 --> 00:33:04,119 we leave it up to Animal Control to handle. 553 00:33:04,886 --> 00:33:06,822 I'd be happy to run point. 554 00:33:10,053 --> 00:33:11,721 Alright, alright, alright, alright. 555 00:33:11,821 --> 00:33:13,895 I think we can all agree on one thing. 556 00:33:14,295 --> 00:33:15,964 Daisy's got to die. 557 00:33:16,064 --> 00:33:17,871 Well, if that's what's safest, 558 00:33:17,911 --> 00:33:19,619 then let's not waste any time. 559 00:33:19,660 --> 00:33:21,298 We wouldn't want to see anyone else get hurt here. 560 00:33:21,319 --> 00:33:23,879 No, no, hey, hey, hey. Guys, let's not be hasty here. 561 00:33:23,980 --> 00:33:26,775 Surely, there must be some sort of a gator due process. 562 00:33:26,875 --> 00:33:30,011 Once a gator's known the taste of human blood, 563 00:33:30,646 --> 00:33:32,181 oh, that's it. 564 00:33:32,414 --> 00:33:33,847 You got to put it down. 565 00:33:34,383 --> 00:33:35,751 What? 566 00:33:36,844 --> 00:33:38,079 Jesus. 567 00:33:44,025 --> 00:33:46,294 We could wait a bit. 568 00:33:46,695 --> 00:33:51,738 She probably needs a nap to digest after her meal. 569 00:33:51,871 --> 00:33:53,568 You know what? 570 00:33:53,936 --> 00:33:56,672 Animal Control guy's actually making a lot of sense. 571 00:33:58,340 --> 00:34:01,242 - That's my job. - I'm good to hang back. 572 00:34:04,846 --> 00:34:06,381 Oh, shit. 573 00:34:07,882 --> 00:34:09,084 Oh, shit. 574 00:34:16,925 --> 00:34:17,959 Charlie. 575 00:34:18,059 --> 00:34:19,817 Did you turn off your walkie? We need to go. 576 00:34:19,917 --> 00:34:21,367 Oh, no, we can't go. No, no, no. 577 00:34:21,467 --> 00:34:23,555 They're trying to kill Daisy, man, we don't have much time. 578 00:34:23,655 --> 00:34:25,567 Charlie, if she's known the taste of human blood, 579 00:34:25,667 --> 00:34:27,287 they should kill her. 580 00:34:28,062 --> 00:34:30,574 Hold on a second. Now I did that thing that you said, 581 00:34:30,674 --> 00:34:33,396 I looked her right in the eyes, and that is a gentle soul, man. 582 00:34:33,496 --> 00:34:35,677 She ate her owner so clearly not. 583 00:34:35,777 --> 00:34:37,496 No, no, she didn't because I saw her 584 00:34:37,596 --> 00:34:39,597 right before the attack and she was very calm, okay. 585 00:34:39,697 --> 00:34:41,705 In fact, I tied up her little cage with a twisty tie thing. 586 00:34:41,805 --> 00:34:43,277 - I don't know what that is. - Yes, you do. 587 00:34:43,377 --> 00:34:45,453 It's a twisty tie for a bread fastener. 588 00:34:45,553 --> 00:34:47,794 - I've never eaten bread. - No, I tied it. I... 589 00:34:47,894 --> 00:34:49,257 You've never eaten bread? 590 00:34:49,357 --> 00:34:50,625 Literally, not once. 591 00:34:58,600 --> 00:34:59,848 Come on. 592 00:35:00,869 --> 00:35:03,123 Okay, so I know what you're thinking. 593 00:35:03,223 --> 00:35:05,284 Okay, a gator, that's a very strong animal. 594 00:35:05,384 --> 00:35:07,512 Surely, she just broke free of that cage by herself. 595 00:35:07,612 --> 00:35:10,221 But no, I'm telling you, it was untied, 596 00:35:10,321 --> 00:35:13,220 you see, by fingers, human fingers, okay? 597 00:35:13,320 --> 00:35:17,692 Okay? And also, I saw just a, a whole trail of Oreos in this hallway. 598 00:35:17,792 --> 00:35:19,287 Okay, so Gator Joe let her out. 599 00:35:19,387 --> 00:35:21,085 Well, no, Gator Joe, I saw him too, 600 00:35:21,185 --> 00:35:22,976 and he was running around, he was shitting his pants. 601 00:35:23,076 --> 00:35:25,126 I saw him, he had to take a shit real bad. 602 00:35:25,460 --> 00:35:27,562 Okay, look, Charlie, the mission is scrubbed. 603 00:35:27,662 --> 00:35:29,115 We have to go. You coming or not? 604 00:35:29,215 --> 00:35:31,285 What happened to taking care of innocent creatures? 605 00:35:31,385 --> 00:35:33,868 She's not an innocent creature. She's a killer of men. 606 00:35:33,969 --> 00:35:36,705 - But she's... - Taste of human blood, Charlie, 607 00:35:36,805 --> 00:35:38,239 I don't make the rules. 608 00:35:38,340 --> 00:35:40,693 - Come on. - What is this? 609 00:35:40,793 --> 00:35:42,210 Fucking amateurs! 610 00:35:42,519 --> 00:35:46,881 Yeah, I'm-I'm just calling to see how you're doing after what happened. 611 00:35:47,188 --> 00:35:48,423 I'm okay. 612 00:35:48,583 --> 00:35:50,027 It's pretty horrific. 613 00:35:50,127 --> 00:35:52,287 - His blood is everywhere. - What? 614 00:35:52,387 --> 00:35:53,788 Whose blood? 615 00:35:53,888 --> 00:35:57,058 I'm talking about Gator Joe's new TikkyTok. 616 00:35:57,605 --> 00:35:58,740 What? 617 00:36:03,231 --> 00:36:04,899 Crybaby alert! 618 00:36:05,667 --> 00:36:08,103 Oh, hell, Fran. 619 00:36:08,770 --> 00:36:10,888 Oh, don't tell me I won again. 620 00:36:11,439 --> 00:36:12,962 Oh, man! 621 00:36:14,050 --> 00:36:16,264 What? He wasn't filming. 622 00:36:16,778 --> 00:36:18,459 He didn't have a phone out. 623 00:36:18,559 --> 00:36:22,083 Fran, whose blood is everywhere? 624 00:36:24,185 --> 00:36:29,057 That's got to be a record, right? 625 00:36:33,728 --> 00:36:35,588 Chief, I got to go. 626 00:36:37,666 --> 00:36:39,401 Uh, hey, fella, 627 00:36:39,501 --> 00:36:41,552 you work with Animal Command, yeah? 628 00:36:42,737 --> 00:36:45,073 - Yeah. Rusty. - Okay. 629 00:36:45,173 --> 00:36:47,086 How ironclad would you say 630 00:36:47,186 --> 00:36:49,617 that this whole taste of human blood thing is? 631 00:36:49,717 --> 00:36:52,805 Because I shared a brief cosmic connection with Daisy, 632 00:36:52,905 --> 00:36:55,684 and I got to say, I think she might be getting railroaded here. 633 00:36:56,751 --> 00:36:58,119 You know, it's funny, 634 00:36:58,219 --> 00:37:00,655 she never seemed very aggressive on TikTok, 635 00:37:00,755 --> 00:37:02,470 generally quite docile. 636 00:37:03,258 --> 00:37:05,604 Yeah, that, uh, Gator Joe, 637 00:37:05,704 --> 00:37:08,228 he kept her hopped up on a lot of drugs. 638 00:37:08,329 --> 00:37:10,398 Maybe she just had a bad trip? 639 00:37:10,899 --> 00:37:13,126 I don't know why anything in her normal drug regimen 640 00:37:13,226 --> 00:37:15,670 would trigger a violent outburst like this. 641 00:37:16,438 --> 00:37:19,341 Hey, Fran, how's your tummy feeling? 642 00:37:19,441 --> 00:37:21,509 Much better. Thank you, Rusty. 643 00:37:21,609 --> 00:37:22,866 Good. 644 00:37:26,014 --> 00:37:28,094 Gosh, man, I mean, what kind of a drug 645 00:37:28,194 --> 00:37:30,165 would make a gator turn violent? 646 00:37:38,727 --> 00:37:40,095 Excuse me, Sheriff. 647 00:37:40,628 --> 00:37:41,926 Howdy, Fran. 648 00:37:42,497 --> 00:37:44,565 - Hello. - You alright? 649 00:37:45,472 --> 00:37:47,969 - I know he was a friend. - Yeah. 650 00:37:48,069 --> 00:37:49,371 Hard day. 651 00:37:49,471 --> 00:37:51,640 Uh, listen, when you opened that door, 652 00:37:51,740 --> 00:37:53,908 did you see any sunglasses? 653 00:37:54,009 --> 00:37:55,744 They were a gift from Joe's mom, 654 00:37:55,844 --> 00:37:57,516 and, uh, I think he was wearing them. 655 00:37:57,616 --> 00:37:59,444 I'd just love to get them back to her. 656 00:37:59,545 --> 00:38:01,616 Well, I didn't see any glasses. 657 00:38:01,983 --> 00:38:03,388 But if they were on his head, 658 00:38:03,488 --> 00:38:05,492 then they're probably in that gator's belly. 659 00:38:05,954 --> 00:38:07,522 Don't you worry, though. 660 00:38:07,622 --> 00:38:10,191 We'll slice her open and get it back for you. 661 00:38:10,792 --> 00:38:12,951 But it would have to be logged into evidence first, 662 00:38:13,459 --> 00:38:16,631 but his mother will definitely get 'em back. 663 00:38:17,832 --> 00:38:19,901 - Great. - Okay, alright. 664 00:38:20,001 --> 00:38:22,425 Hey, y'all, I don't hear nothin'. 665 00:38:22,704 --> 00:38:24,558 I think it might be go time. 666 00:38:25,188 --> 00:38:27,042 Okay, alright, hol-hold on. 667 00:38:27,142 --> 00:38:30,278 What are... Do we know that we have all the equipment 668 00:38:30,378 --> 00:38:31,733 that, you know, we need? 669 00:38:31,833 --> 00:38:34,604 Maybe we should make some strategy decisions. 670 00:38:35,150 --> 00:38:38,186 Shit or get off the shitter, Fran. 671 00:38:38,286 --> 00:38:40,255 - Yee-haw! - Woo! 672 00:38:50,065 --> 00:38:52,233 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. 673 00:38:52,667 --> 00:38:54,102 Geez. 674 00:38:54,202 --> 00:38:56,459 She's in the walls. 675 00:38:57,238 --> 00:38:59,506 Honky dory, honky dory, honky dory. 676 00:38:59,574 --> 00:39:01,142 What's that, 1:14? 677 00:39:01,843 --> 00:39:04,412 1:10 to 1:14, 678 00:39:04,512 --> 00:39:06,232 a bag of meth goes missing. 679 00:39:06,332 --> 00:39:09,303 Ingesting methamphetamine could definitely cause a gator 680 00:39:09,403 --> 00:39:11,786 to become aggressive for a short period of time. 681 00:39:11,886 --> 00:39:13,810 Ha! Hell yeah, you think? 682 00:39:17,125 --> 00:39:18,398 Uh... hey, uh, psst, uh... 683 00:39:19,594 --> 00:39:21,663 did you happen to see an alligator come through here 684 00:39:21,763 --> 00:39:22,964 and score some crystal? 685 00:39:23,064 --> 00:39:25,433 - I don't know. - Oh, I'm so sorry, 686 00:39:25,533 --> 00:39:28,015 so y-y-you don't know if you saw 687 00:39:28,116 --> 00:39:29,871 a fully formed alligator 688 00:39:29,971 --> 00:39:32,273 walk in here and steal a bag of meth. 689 00:39:32,374 --> 00:39:35,176 I'm literally only here because I got caught shoplifting. 690 00:39:35,276 --> 00:39:37,545 And the cop said it was either this or juvie. 691 00:39:37,646 --> 00:39:38,489 - Okay. - Okay, 692 00:39:38,589 --> 00:39:40,021 I guess that's back on us. 693 00:39:40,121 --> 00:39:41,754 So, human brain, here we go. 694 00:39:42,321 --> 00:39:43,652 Uh, you see that? 695 00:39:43,752 --> 00:39:46,554 Look how that entire... just that whole display 696 00:39:46,655 --> 00:39:49,591 of methamphetamine is just, uh, pristine. 697 00:39:49,691 --> 00:39:52,174 I mean, there is no way that a gator 698 00:39:52,274 --> 00:39:54,430 with those crazy gator claws could come in there 699 00:39:54,530 --> 00:39:57,198 and just pluck a bag so cleanly. 700 00:39:57,732 --> 00:39:59,477 It's got to be the work of human fingers. 701 00:39:59,578 --> 00:40:02,704 You think someone stole the meth and gave it to Daisy? 702 00:40:03,204 --> 00:40:05,524 You know, I think maybe I do think that. 703 00:40:06,174 --> 00:40:07,485 A meth gator. 704 00:40:07,585 --> 00:40:09,911 I mean, have you ever heard of some shit like that? 705 00:40:10,031 --> 00:40:13,220 Like, every week. 706 00:40:13,300 --> 00:40:15,038 Yeah. This is Florida. 707 00:40:15,984 --> 00:40:17,886 We got a gator on the loose. 708 00:40:17,986 --> 00:40:19,792 I suggest you arm yourselves. 709 00:40:20,789 --> 00:40:22,724 Oh. No, gosh. 710 00:40:22,824 --> 00:40:25,427 Hey, hey, hey, cops only. 711 00:40:25,527 --> 00:40:26,761 No janitors. 712 00:40:29,322 --> 00:40:30,922 I am a cop. 713 00:40:35,670 --> 00:40:37,339 Ah, et tu, Rusty? 714 00:40:37,439 --> 00:40:39,674 She's known the taste of human blood, Charlie. 715 00:40:39,774 --> 00:40:41,176 Now she's on the loose. 716 00:40:42,016 --> 00:40:44,179 We got to ice that bitch. 717 00:40:45,240 --> 00:40:46,541 Gosh. 718 00:40:50,986 --> 00:40:54,078 The murder suspect, Daisy the alligator, 719 00:40:54,178 --> 00:40:55,703 is still on the loose. 720 00:40:58,126 --> 00:40:59,861 Ah, thievery. 721 00:41:00,762 --> 00:41:01,963 Excuse me. 722 00:41:10,905 --> 00:41:12,941 Hey, Daisy. 723 00:41:13,475 --> 00:41:15,543 It's me, from before. 724 00:41:16,011 --> 00:41:17,545 You gonna be cool? 725 00:41:17,646 --> 00:41:19,478 Looks like you crashed. 726 00:41:19,771 --> 00:41:23,289 So, uh, I think that these psychos, they want your head. 727 00:41:23,389 --> 00:41:26,683 But I, I think you were set up and so I'm going to get you out of here. 728 00:41:26,784 --> 00:41:28,957 It's kind of what I do, capisce? 729 00:41:29,491 --> 00:41:31,593 - Hey. Hey, easy. - Whoa! 730 00:41:31,693 --> 00:41:33,741 Don't shoot. This gator's been framed. 731 00:41:34,029 --> 00:41:35,563 - Oh, yeah? - Oh, yeah. 732 00:41:35,664 --> 00:41:37,628 Uh-huh? And what makes you say that? 733 00:41:37,728 --> 00:41:40,568 Well, I don't know, I mean, Daisy here, she's kind of a gentle soul, you know? 734 00:41:40,669 --> 00:41:44,239 And I-I just think that maybe, uh, well, I think somebody gave her a bunch of meth 735 00:41:44,339 --> 00:41:45,638 and then she's acting all crazy. 736 00:41:45,738 --> 00:41:47,488 And I don't know why, but I just know 737 00:41:47,563 --> 00:41:49,590 there's loose cannons out there and they're going to try to kill 738 00:41:49,611 --> 00:41:51,313 without asking any questions. 739 00:41:53,782 --> 00:41:56,005 Alright, let's get her out of here. 740 00:42:10,973 --> 00:42:12,906 This cookie's good. 741 00:42:13,868 --> 00:42:15,570 Come on, don't stop, don't stop. 742 00:42:24,412 --> 00:42:25,780 Almost there. 743 00:42:26,281 --> 00:42:29,517 You think she'll be happy there? Natural order and so on? 744 00:42:29,617 --> 00:42:32,887 Well, I don't know, but it is protected swamp land, so... 745 00:42:35,357 --> 00:42:37,993 Oh, uh, do you have any, uh, sanitizer? 746 00:42:38,093 --> 00:42:39,510 Oh, yeah, in my purse. 747 00:42:39,610 --> 00:42:41,142 Did she crap while you were loading her up? 748 00:42:41,697 --> 00:42:43,506 Oh, uh, no, not to my knowledge. 749 00:42:43,606 --> 00:42:46,067 It's just been a lot of funny smells for one day. 750 00:42:46,168 --> 00:42:47,702 If you follow me. 751 00:42:48,136 --> 00:42:51,406 You know, I saw, uh, Gator Joe right before he died, 752 00:42:51,506 --> 00:42:54,843 and he told me that he really had to go to the bathroom 753 00:42:54,943 --> 00:42:56,324 and it was true. 754 00:42:57,251 --> 00:42:58,519 Yeah, it's just that, uh, 755 00:42:58,613 --> 00:43:01,140 well, usually, I mean, after the age of 10 or so, 756 00:43:01,240 --> 00:43:04,169 people usually aren't explicitly honest about that sort of thing. 757 00:43:04,270 --> 00:43:07,076 Well, mentally, 10 was just about in the pocket 758 00:43:07,176 --> 00:43:08,590 for Joe's psychology. 759 00:43:08,690 --> 00:43:11,826 Yeah, he was really, he was making a beeline for that toilet 760 00:43:11,926 --> 00:43:13,662 like a, a freight train. 761 00:43:13,762 --> 00:43:15,974 Well, you know, he did give her a lot of laxatives, 762 00:43:16,074 --> 00:43:18,896 you know, and I think he-he took some himself sometimes, 763 00:43:18,996 --> 00:43:21,403 you know, so that's why he was running for the head. 764 00:43:22,296 --> 00:43:24,232 - I'll bet. - Gosh. 765 00:43:24,673 --> 00:43:26,341 How do you know that? 766 00:43:28,109 --> 00:43:30,945 Unfortunately, I have watched a lot of his TikTok. 767 00:43:31,046 --> 00:43:32,914 Is that how you got hooked on these, 768 00:43:33,014 --> 00:43:35,216 these 2-Hour Power Juices? 769 00:43:36,251 --> 00:43:38,353 Right, yeah, love that stuff. 770 00:43:39,421 --> 00:43:40,555 Bullshit. 771 00:43:43,121 --> 00:43:45,727 Oh. Right, yeah. They are disgusting. 772 00:43:45,827 --> 00:43:48,709 But they get the job done in a pinch. 773 00:44:04,713 --> 00:44:06,448 You know what, you should, uh... 774 00:44:06,548 --> 00:44:08,950 Why don't you go get the car started up? 775 00:44:09,284 --> 00:44:11,333 Oh, I'll just... I'll wait here. 776 00:44:11,433 --> 00:44:13,822 No, yeah, the boots aren't right for this. 777 00:44:13,922 --> 00:44:15,290 It's a muddy situation. 778 00:44:15,390 --> 00:44:16,624 Very muddy. 779 00:44:16,725 --> 00:44:17,993 Muddy. 780 00:44:21,742 --> 00:44:23,131 Oh, alright. 781 00:44:25,163 --> 00:44:26,730 And, uh, you're just going to let her go, yeah? 782 00:44:26,830 --> 00:44:30,429 Yep. Just going to release her into this swamp here, yep. 783 00:44:31,721 --> 00:44:34,148 Yeah, yeah. Okay, alright then. 784 00:44:34,248 --> 00:44:37,715 Well, I guess, uh, I should just go, uh, get her fired up. 785 00:44:37,815 --> 00:44:39,400 Alright. Okay then. 786 00:44:39,500 --> 00:44:41,049 Alright. 787 00:45:06,241 --> 00:45:07,705 Hey. 788 00:45:08,557 --> 00:45:09,832 Gosh, 789 00:45:10,659 --> 00:45:12,310 I, uh, thought you were one of the good ones. 790 00:45:12,330 --> 00:45:15,569 But I, uh, guess you're just another loose cannon. 791 00:45:16,209 --> 00:45:19,154 I am not a loose cannon. Who are you? 792 00:45:19,254 --> 00:45:22,290 You are the nosiest cater waiter I've ever met! 793 00:45:22,637 --> 00:45:24,418 Just another, another guy, 794 00:45:24,519 --> 00:45:27,295 just, uh, concerned with protecting the innocent, same as you. 795 00:45:27,395 --> 00:45:29,176 This gator's not innocent. 796 00:45:29,276 --> 00:45:30,937 She killed a man. 797 00:45:31,259 --> 00:45:32,443 Bullshit. 798 00:45:33,601 --> 00:45:35,067 Oh, but you know what wasn't bullshit, 799 00:45:35,167 --> 00:45:38,384 uh, when you said that, uh, Gator Joe had to take that shit 800 00:45:38,484 --> 00:45:40,051 because of reptile laxative. 801 00:45:40,075 --> 00:45:42,018 Well, you knew that was true. 802 00:45:42,477 --> 00:45:43,677 But the thing is, right, 803 00:45:43,777 --> 00:45:46,684 so Gator Joe, he knew that he was going to win that award. 804 00:45:46,784 --> 00:45:49,150 So, I mean, why? 805 00:45:49,250 --> 00:45:51,872 Why on earth would he take industrial-strength 806 00:45:51,972 --> 00:45:55,223 reptile laxative before he knew he had to get on stage? 807 00:45:55,824 --> 00:45:57,511 I didn't mean to hurt him. 808 00:45:57,545 --> 00:46:00,414 I just wanted to embarrass him, you know? 809 00:46:00,571 --> 00:46:02,630 Just embarrass him a little bit. 810 00:46:03,010 --> 00:46:04,378 Wait, so, so what? 811 00:46:04,476 --> 00:46:07,330 So, you put the laxative in his Power Juice, 812 00:46:07,430 --> 00:46:10,305 and then, what, you just, you gave him too much? 813 00:46:11,473 --> 00:46:13,410 Oh, I see, so you needed a fall guy 814 00:46:13,510 --> 00:46:17,237 and, oh, so you gave Daisy a bunch of meth 815 00:46:17,344 --> 00:46:19,170 hoping that she would just go to town on him. 816 00:46:19,270 --> 00:46:21,320 I got to say, I'm saying that in a rational tone of voice, 817 00:46:21,356 --> 00:46:23,091 but it is empirically insane. 818 00:46:23,318 --> 00:46:26,306 Damn awards. You know, I used to be a good cop. 819 00:46:26,327 --> 00:46:28,029 I used to be a really good cop. 820 00:46:28,056 --> 00:46:30,058 Okay, okay, easy. 821 00:46:30,158 --> 00:46:32,319 Fran, you still are, okay? 822 00:46:32,386 --> 00:46:34,755 Let's just go back and tell them the truth. 823 00:46:36,604 --> 00:46:37,839 I can't. 824 00:46:38,166 --> 00:46:41,236 No, no, I'm not going to throw it all away. 825 00:46:41,336 --> 00:46:45,928 No. Not for some asshole with two goddamn catchphrases. 826 00:46:51,404 --> 00:46:53,281 Stop, stop, wait, wait, wait, wait, don't. 827 00:46:53,351 --> 00:46:54,598 No, this isn't who you are. 828 00:46:54,698 --> 00:46:56,017 I see you, I know you. 829 00:46:56,117 --> 00:46:58,153 And if you look in her eyes, you'll see that. 830 00:47:24,299 --> 00:47:26,434 Thank you, I, I needed to hear that. 831 00:47:26,982 --> 00:47:29,517 I'm going to confess it all and take what comes. 832 00:47:29,617 --> 00:47:31,668 Well, I was talking to Daisy, 833 00:47:31,719 --> 00:47:34,322 but, uh, well, I'm glad it landed for you as well. 834 00:47:37,559 --> 00:47:39,461 And there she goes. 835 00:47:39,561 --> 00:47:41,262 Back to the swamp. 836 00:47:44,072 --> 00:47:45,353 Hey. 837 00:47:55,377 --> 00:48:01,349 Fran, that is the most Florida Man shit of all time. 838 00:48:01,503 --> 00:48:04,439 No way I'm bringing that in front of a judge. 839 00:48:05,020 --> 00:48:07,355 Cousin Larry'd have a field day. 840 00:48:08,323 --> 00:48:10,191 Chief, I murdered someone. 841 00:48:10,291 --> 00:48:14,840 No, Gator Joe was eaten by his own gator, 842 00:48:14,940 --> 00:48:16,531 case closed. 843 00:48:16,631 --> 00:48:19,734 And let's all get back to doing our jobs. 844 00:48:21,670 --> 00:48:23,104 Then I resign. 845 00:48:23,571 --> 00:48:25,770 I don't deserve to wear this badge. 846 00:48:25,980 --> 00:48:27,781 Fran, come on. 847 00:48:27,942 --> 00:48:29,878 You're one of the good ones. 848 00:48:29,978 --> 00:48:32,219 Your community needs you. 849 00:48:32,660 --> 00:48:34,829 I'll have to find another way to serve it. 850 00:48:50,598 --> 00:48:51,966 You're doing great, Fran. 851 00:48:52,067 --> 00:48:54,797 Keep this up, you could win volunteer of the month. 852 00:49:00,763 --> 00:49:03,178 Okay, okay. Pretty crazy, man. 853 00:49:03,278 --> 00:49:05,972 I'm getting the sense that this is par for the course with you. 854 00:49:06,072 --> 00:49:07,822 Mm. Well, you know me. 855 00:49:07,923 --> 00:49:10,118 Stick with me and you'll never want for the crazy. 856 00:49:10,218 --> 00:49:11,987 So, what's up next? 857 00:49:12,287 --> 00:49:15,890 Ah, well, uh, whatever's next, I guess. 858 00:49:17,559 --> 00:49:18,860 Shit, man, I don't know. 859 00:49:18,960 --> 00:49:22,216 Maybe the next exit and I'll finally find my place in the world. 860 00:49:22,316 --> 00:49:26,735 But, hey, thanks to you and a prehistoric reptile, 861 00:49:27,319 --> 00:49:31,019 ah, at least maybe, maybe I'm figuring out 862 00:49:31,119 --> 00:49:33,441 how to finally start enjoying this journey, you know? 863 00:49:33,708 --> 00:49:35,510 Over and out, Good Buddy. 864 00:49:43,626 --> 00:49:45,361 Hey. Hey! 865 00:49:45,587 --> 00:49:48,423 Daisy, it's me from the FlopaCopas. 866 00:49:48,597 --> 00:49:50,667 Comin' right this way. 867 00:49:52,701 --> 00:49:54,903 Taste of human blood. 868 00:49:55,530 --> 00:49:57,317 Hi. Uh, that's crazy. 869 00:49:57,417 --> 00:49:59,801 I got this, um, I have a conference call. 870 00:49:59,901 --> 00:50:01,469 I'm going to be on my way... 871 00:50:01,569 --> 00:50:03,240 but it was great to see you. 872 00:50:03,340 --> 00:50:05,961 Boy, did we go on a little adventure, huh, Daisy? 873 00:50:15,228 --> 00:50:17,569 www.subtitulamos.tv 874 00:50:17,672 --> 00:50:19,474 Some sad news, fam, 875 00:50:20,288 --> 00:50:24,059 our lovely fiancée has flown the coop. 876 00:50:25,393 --> 00:50:26,795 Shannon is gone. 877 00:50:27,929 --> 00:50:29,509 She gave me a choice, 878 00:50:29,979 --> 00:50:32,181 her or Daisy. 879 00:50:35,450 --> 00:50:37,826 How could I ever leave my soulmate? 880 00:50:41,823 --> 00:50:43,792 I love you too, Daisy. 881 00:50:43,919 --> 00:50:46,657 Life was so much simpler back then. 882 00:50:47,315 --> 00:50:50,151 You were just a cute baby gator. 883 00:50:50,251 --> 00:50:52,954 And I was just a cute traffic cop. 884 00:50:53,835 --> 00:50:55,670 No pressure, 885 00:50:55,910 --> 00:50:57,476 no worries, 886 00:50:58,326 --> 00:51:01,196 no six-figure endorsement deals. 887 00:51:02,797 --> 00:51:04,899 It's just me and you, Daisy. 888 00:51:05,667 --> 00:51:07,576 Eating bucket fulls of mice 889 00:51:07,676 --> 00:51:11,072 and helping old ladies and children cross the street. 890 00:51:13,188 --> 00:51:14,523 Me and you. 891 00:51:14,856 --> 00:51:16,711 Gator done!