1 00:00:05,792 --> 00:00:07,588 I'm Charlie by the way. 2 00:00:07,935 --> 00:00:08,975 Charlie Cale. 3 00:00:09,089 --> 00:00:10,929 Last season on Poker Face... 4 00:00:10,996 --> 00:00:13,235 So, what's it like, leavin' everything behind 5 00:00:13,302 --> 00:00:15,291 - and startin' fresh? - It suits me. 6 00:00:15,391 --> 00:00:17,291 You get to meet all sorts of people, 7 00:00:17,391 --> 00:00:19,571 - all sorts of lives. - All sorts of lies? 8 00:00:19,671 --> 00:00:20,979 I got no idea. 9 00:00:21,428 --> 00:00:22,728 I have this thing... 10 00:00:22,760 --> 00:00:24,683 Bullshit. I can tell if someone's lying. 11 00:00:24,704 --> 00:00:27,140 Bullshit. It's a whole thing. It would take too long to explain. 12 00:00:27,167 --> 00:00:28,885 - It's fine, I don't care. - Bullshit. 13 00:00:28,985 --> 00:00:31,606 The real trick of it is to figure out why someone is lying. 14 00:00:31,706 --> 00:00:33,158 You ever think about joining the FBI? 15 00:00:33,258 --> 00:00:35,070 I'm not really about helping the man. 16 00:00:35,442 --> 00:00:37,509 I'm giving you an opportunity to work with me. 17 00:00:37,537 --> 00:00:39,248 We're gonna fleece this son of a bitch. 18 00:00:41,547 --> 00:00:43,457 I lost a friend. Natalie. 19 00:00:43,550 --> 00:00:44,936 She was my best friend. 20 00:00:44,957 --> 00:00:48,348 She did the right thing when she saw something awful, 21 00:00:48,567 --> 00:00:50,202 and you killed her for it. 22 00:00:54,654 --> 00:00:56,444 Charlie Cale. 23 00:00:56,509 --> 00:00:57,855 Beatrix Hasp, right? 24 00:00:57,971 --> 00:00:59,802 I'm here with the Five Families. 25 00:00:59,903 --> 00:01:01,581 There is no corner of the country 26 00:01:01,667 --> 00:01:03,091 deep enough to hide from us. 27 00:01:03,131 --> 00:01:04,340 We're gonna find you. 28 00:01:04,406 --> 00:01:07,733 Well, Bea, let's all of us find out together. 29 00:01:21,593 --> 00:01:23,544 www.subtitulamos.tv 30 00:01:24,556 --> 00:01:27,307 _ 31 00:01:42,455 --> 00:01:46,898 _ 32 00:02:18,697 --> 00:02:19,854 _ 33 00:02:19,892 --> 00:02:20,891 Lunch time! 34 00:02:21,120 --> 00:02:23,098 You have the right to an attorney. 35 00:02:23,188 --> 00:02:24,923 Hey, no fair. 36 00:02:25,023 --> 00:02:26,980 It's way past your bedtime. 37 00:02:27,947 --> 00:02:30,067 What's that supposed to be? 38 00:02:30,684 --> 00:02:31,860 It's us. 39 00:02:32,326 --> 00:02:33,987 I'm moving into portraiture. 40 00:02:34,161 --> 00:02:38,165 I have to branch out if I want to develop as an artist. 41 00:02:38,265 --> 00:02:39,618 Artist? 42 00:02:40,300 --> 00:02:42,704 That spangled garbage. 43 00:02:42,890 --> 00:02:44,091 Artist? 44 00:02:44,271 --> 00:02:47,441 You'll be the Gauguin of Etsy. 45 00:02:47,541 --> 00:02:49,969 Well, I wouldn't expect you to understand, Mother. 46 00:02:50,069 --> 00:02:54,081 Oh, no. But you do expect me to keel over, 47 00:02:54,181 --> 00:02:55,616 leave you my fortune, 48 00:02:55,670 --> 00:02:58,870 and bankroll your little artist's journey. 49 00:02:58,911 --> 00:03:01,013 Mother, don't be so morbid. 50 00:03:01,288 --> 00:03:02,589 I see you. 51 00:03:03,190 --> 00:03:04,888 I see what you're doing. 52 00:03:05,612 --> 00:03:08,480 Oh, that faithful child. 53 00:03:09,008 --> 00:03:13,880 So selfless, caring for that mean old woman. 54 00:03:15,969 --> 00:03:17,637 Can I get you anything else? 55 00:03:17,697 --> 00:03:19,074 Four daughters, 56 00:03:19,106 --> 00:03:21,141 and the one I kept closest 57 00:03:21,241 --> 00:03:23,129 is my biggest disappointment. 58 00:03:23,229 --> 00:03:25,746 Yes, well, my other sisters are not here 59 00:03:25,846 --> 00:03:28,266 washing your foot rags, cutting your charcuterie, 60 00:03:28,366 --> 00:03:31,086 and making you delicious homemade soup. 61 00:03:31,251 --> 00:03:32,920 It's tepid. 62 00:03:35,355 --> 00:03:36,990 Oh, good. Paul's here. 63 00:03:38,058 --> 00:03:39,226 Lawyer Paul? 64 00:03:39,326 --> 00:03:41,659 Yes, I have to get my affairs in order. 65 00:03:41,832 --> 00:03:42,806 But... 66 00:03:43,166 --> 00:03:45,499 we already, we already made your will. 67 00:03:45,525 --> 00:03:46,625 We did it together. 68 00:03:46,658 --> 00:03:49,721 The doctor says that within weeks, 69 00:03:50,076 --> 00:03:51,911 my heart will give out. 70 00:03:52,191 --> 00:03:56,496 Once you're staring into the eyes of death, Amber, 71 00:03:56,904 --> 00:04:00,240 you realize what's really important: 72 00:04:00,714 --> 00:04:04,251 Rewarding those people who didn't... 73 00:04:04,818 --> 00:04:07,372 disappoint you in life. 74 00:04:10,117 --> 00:04:11,585 Fetch me my ham. 75 00:04:25,339 --> 00:04:26,874 - Paul? - Amber. 76 00:04:27,881 --> 00:04:29,097 You look very nice. 77 00:04:32,246 --> 00:04:33,780 Paul, please, 78 00:04:34,001 --> 00:04:36,003 you have to tell me, what did she do? 79 00:04:37,417 --> 00:04:41,114 Look, no matter how much sympathy I have for your situation, 80 00:04:41,580 --> 00:04:43,116 I legally can't say. 81 00:04:43,193 --> 00:04:45,659 It's a confidential matter, and I could lose my license if I... 82 00:04:45,699 --> 00:04:47,954 - Please. - Norma's cut you out of the will. 83 00:04:48,328 --> 00:04:50,207 - She what? - Oh, God. 84 00:04:50,531 --> 00:04:52,667 Sorry, that was, like, involuntary. 85 00:04:52,852 --> 00:04:55,472 I'm a, I'm a people pleaser, and I... That's my problem. 86 00:04:55,493 --> 00:04:56,883 But please, don't tell her that I told you that. 87 00:04:56,904 --> 00:04:59,631 She can't. I've taken care of her 88 00:04:59,731 --> 00:05:01,486 when she's been sick this whole time, 89 00:05:01,526 --> 00:05:03,284 and my sisters have gone off and lived their life. 90 00:05:03,310 --> 00:05:05,241 And I've been here. I deserve this! 91 00:05:05,274 --> 00:05:06,380 I earned this! 92 00:05:06,446 --> 00:05:08,351 - How could she be so cruel? - No. 93 00:05:08,377 --> 00:05:09,691 Not your sisters. 94 00:05:09,777 --> 00:05:11,190 They're not getting anything either. 95 00:05:11,210 --> 00:05:13,045 Well, then, who's getting the fortune? 96 00:05:13,520 --> 00:05:14,876 My mom doesn't have any friends. 97 00:05:14,916 --> 00:05:16,762 She calls charity "organized malingering." 98 00:05:16,828 --> 00:05:20,010 No, Amber. No. I can't tell you, legally, morally. 99 00:05:20,070 --> 00:05:22,262 The trust that is a bedrock of my profession 100 00:05:22,362 --> 00:05:23,731 - forbids me... - Please. 101 00:05:23,764 --> 00:05:25,165 A woman named Felicity Price. 102 00:05:26,133 --> 00:05:27,137 Shit. 103 00:05:30,183 --> 00:05:32,552 She gets the house, the money, the royalties. 104 00:05:32,627 --> 00:05:34,447 I'm not to make contact until after Norma dies. 105 00:05:34,468 --> 00:05:36,187 She doesn't want to be disappointed. And now I'm getting in the car 106 00:05:36,214 --> 00:05:38,296 before you can ask me anything else. Sorry. 107 00:05:43,383 --> 00:05:45,719 Who the fuck is Felicity Price? 108 00:05:50,927 --> 00:05:52,721 _ 109 00:05:54,995 --> 00:05:57,920 _ 110 00:05:57,957 --> 00:05:59,340 _ 111 00:06:01,255 --> 00:06:02,870 Holy butt-munch. 112 00:06:05,234 --> 00:06:07,019 _ 113 00:06:28,951 --> 00:06:30,197 Felicity Price? 114 00:06:36,609 --> 00:06:37,856 Hi. 115 00:06:38,176 --> 00:06:39,441 I'm Amber. 116 00:06:39,620 --> 00:06:41,192 And I think we may be... 117 00:06:49,804 --> 00:06:50,935 Yeah. 118 00:06:53,572 --> 00:06:55,534 This is a lot to process. 119 00:06:55,822 --> 00:06:57,658 - I mean, I never knew. - Thank you. 120 00:06:57,718 --> 00:06:59,323 - How did you find out? - Well, 121 00:06:59,383 --> 00:07:00,922 I was at a gallery show, 122 00:07:01,022 --> 00:07:04,533 asking about a piece that I just loved 123 00:07:04,640 --> 00:07:06,754 when I saw your artist's photo. 124 00:07:06,801 --> 00:07:08,502 And I just... I almost passed out. 125 00:07:08,602 --> 00:07:11,171 Wow. Just... wow. 126 00:07:11,504 --> 00:07:13,640 It's... cool look. 127 00:07:15,435 --> 00:07:17,468 Oh, I took that before I moved out here. 128 00:07:17,631 --> 00:07:19,266 Off the grid. 129 00:07:19,446 --> 00:07:21,215 If you ask anyone in the art world 130 00:07:21,236 --> 00:07:23,107 who Felicity Price is, 131 00:07:23,149 --> 00:07:25,007 that's who they will describe. 132 00:07:25,378 --> 00:07:27,647 And I don't even recognize that person anymore. 133 00:07:29,069 --> 00:07:30,324 I... 134 00:07:31,144 --> 00:07:33,947 I've been completely isolated for about a year now. 135 00:07:34,728 --> 00:07:36,431 Stripped everything away... 136 00:07:36,877 --> 00:07:39,250 fashion, style... 137 00:07:40,734 --> 00:07:42,290 to see what was left. 138 00:07:43,577 --> 00:07:46,713 Only the art can reveal the artist, right? 139 00:07:47,007 --> 00:07:48,008 Totally. 140 00:07:49,343 --> 00:07:50,772 I'm also an artist. 141 00:07:51,543 --> 00:07:54,354 I make polymer clay figurines, 142 00:07:54,455 --> 00:07:57,519 and I've been featured three times on Etsy. 143 00:07:58,018 --> 00:07:59,104 Cool. 144 00:08:02,242 --> 00:08:03,376 Wow. 145 00:08:03,924 --> 00:08:05,425 A long-lost twin. 146 00:08:06,018 --> 00:08:08,670 It's like finding a missing piece of myself. 147 00:08:09,696 --> 00:08:11,098 It's hilarious, isn't it? 148 00:08:13,233 --> 00:08:16,403 Did you... did you grow up with our dad? 149 00:08:16,456 --> 00:08:17,747 Oh, shit. 150 00:08:19,082 --> 00:08:20,442 Yeah. 151 00:08:23,043 --> 00:08:24,462 We have the same dad. 152 00:08:27,934 --> 00:08:29,102 Benny's dead. 153 00:08:30,050 --> 00:08:32,721 Yeah, I'm sorry if you wanted to meet him. 154 00:08:32,986 --> 00:08:35,598 If it's any consolation, he was a complete asshole. 155 00:08:35,989 --> 00:08:38,058 He drove us drunk straight into a light pole 156 00:08:38,111 --> 00:08:39,853 - when I was 17. - Wow. 157 00:08:40,119 --> 00:08:41,519 How horrible. 158 00:08:42,529 --> 00:08:44,528 - What about our mom? - Dead. 159 00:08:44,635 --> 00:08:45,902 Yeah, dead. 160 00:08:46,002 --> 00:08:48,234 Norma, she had this rare disease. 161 00:08:48,334 --> 00:08:50,304 All of her bones shattered inside her. 162 00:08:50,404 --> 00:08:51,954 And it was so agonizing. 163 00:08:51,993 --> 00:08:55,081 So much pain and so much screaming. 164 00:08:57,343 --> 00:08:58,712 Wow. 165 00:09:01,674 --> 00:09:02,834 Yeah. 166 00:09:03,639 --> 00:09:04,639 Hey! 167 00:09:05,185 --> 00:09:08,255 I am actually a photographer, 168 00:09:08,355 --> 00:09:10,378 kind of, on the side, 169 00:09:10,423 --> 00:09:13,141 and I could take a new artist's photo 170 00:09:13,162 --> 00:09:14,462 if you want, 171 00:09:14,483 --> 00:09:16,473 maybe outside with your work? 172 00:09:18,632 --> 00:09:19,733 Sure. 173 00:09:21,735 --> 00:09:23,103 That's great. 174 00:09:24,425 --> 00:09:26,005 You look really cool. 175 00:09:29,076 --> 00:09:32,906 These are fantastic. You photograph so well. 176 00:09:35,175 --> 00:09:37,240 Do you have a cell? I can text them to you. 177 00:09:37,347 --> 00:09:39,351 No, but, I check my email 178 00:09:39,397 --> 00:09:41,231 at the public library every couple of days. 179 00:09:41,277 --> 00:09:43,119 I can write it down for you. 180 00:09:43,166 --> 00:09:44,793 Oh, wow, yeah. That'd be great. 181 00:10:15,421 --> 00:10:16,908 Amber, are you feeling okay? 182 00:10:16,949 --> 00:10:19,585 My mother's dying, Paul. How do you think I'm doing? 183 00:10:21,673 --> 00:10:24,079 _ 184 00:10:24,756 --> 00:10:27,919 _ 185 00:10:43,497 --> 00:10:45,603 Mom? Mom? 186 00:10:48,314 --> 00:10:49,475 You... 187 00:10:50,524 --> 00:10:53,027 you look like that little 188 00:10:53,220 --> 00:10:56,281 fat plumber in the movies. 189 00:10:57,564 --> 00:10:59,800 Mario wears red overalls. 190 00:10:59,900 --> 00:11:02,745 You knew who I was talking about, didn't you? 191 00:11:17,784 --> 00:11:19,319 It's okay. 192 00:11:20,307 --> 00:11:21,808 You can go now. 193 00:11:22,435 --> 00:11:23,645 I'm ready. 194 00:11:41,507 --> 00:11:45,979 _ 195 00:11:46,045 --> 00:11:48,569 _ 196 00:11:48,590 --> 00:11:49,667 _ 197 00:11:53,316 --> 00:11:55,789 Felicity, exclamation point. 198 00:11:55,889 --> 00:11:58,192 I've been thinking, period. 199 00:11:58,533 --> 00:12:00,594 You showed me your home, period. 200 00:12:00,694 --> 00:12:02,696 I ought to show you mine, period. 201 00:12:02,796 --> 00:12:05,224 Are you free next Friday, question mark. 202 00:12:05,384 --> 00:12:06,478 Heart emoji. 203 00:12:09,617 --> 00:12:12,011 _ 204 00:12:17,190 --> 00:12:19,592 - You're late. - I'm sorry, Ms. Kazinsky. 205 00:12:19,666 --> 00:12:22,302 My sisters are inside. You can just drop it with them. 206 00:12:56,530 --> 00:12:58,532 You can leave the key inside. 207 00:12:59,192 --> 00:13:00,927 Nobody comes out here. 208 00:13:01,154 --> 00:13:04,291 So, I got this weird email from this lawyer guy 209 00:13:04,391 --> 00:13:07,914 who says our mom died and there's a will. 210 00:13:07,961 --> 00:13:10,229 But you said our mom already... 211 00:13:10,296 --> 00:13:12,369 What in the living fuck? 212 00:13:13,607 --> 00:13:15,142 I thought you'd be flattered. 213 00:13:17,104 --> 00:13:18,906 You got to be kidding me. This is... 214 00:13:19,006 --> 00:13:21,592 this is ridiculous. What is this? 215 00:13:21,829 --> 00:13:23,898 You have everything I want. 216 00:13:27,320 --> 00:13:29,017 Everything I deserve. 217 00:13:29,542 --> 00:13:31,010 What is happening? 218 00:13:57,110 --> 00:13:59,047 Hi, sisters. I'm... 219 00:13:59,279 --> 00:14:01,025 I know you all didn't love Mom, 220 00:14:01,071 --> 00:14:03,836 but she was my world and, and I loved her, 221 00:14:03,884 --> 00:14:05,430 and I can't go on without her. 222 00:14:05,530 --> 00:14:07,654 So, I've come to the bluff to jump. 223 00:14:08,322 --> 00:14:10,958 So when you see my body at the-the bottom of the bluff 224 00:14:11,058 --> 00:14:12,685 by our house, 225 00:14:13,102 --> 00:14:14,353 that's me. 226 00:14:14,962 --> 00:14:16,263 I'm sorry. 227 00:14:17,457 --> 00:14:18,559 _ 228 00:14:49,462 --> 00:14:50,820 Oh, no. 229 00:14:51,265 --> 00:14:54,735 No! No, no, no! No! No! 230 00:15:02,845 --> 00:15:04,086 _ 231 00:15:09,849 --> 00:15:11,766 No! No! 232 00:15:12,032 --> 00:15:14,580 No. You're supposed to be me. 233 00:15:14,913 --> 00:15:16,806 They're all going to know that you're not me. 234 00:15:16,892 --> 00:15:18,309 Well, how am I supposed to fake this? 235 00:15:18,356 --> 00:15:19,893 What am I supposed to do? 236 00:15:20,027 --> 00:15:22,496 Oh, why is nothing ever easy? 237 00:15:58,232 --> 00:16:00,067 Holy butt-munch. 238 00:16:11,111 --> 00:16:12,746 I'm Felicity Price. 239 00:16:14,114 --> 00:16:15,649 I'm Felicity Price. 240 00:16:20,053 --> 00:16:22,656 I'm Felicity... Price. 241 00:16:44,244 --> 00:16:45,880 - Amber... - Amber... 242 00:16:52,747 --> 00:16:54,067 Paul Fletcher? 243 00:16:54,647 --> 00:16:57,550 You emailed me about an inheritance. 244 00:16:58,469 --> 00:17:00,460 I'm Felicity Price. 245 00:17:13,744 --> 00:17:15,374 Gosh, man. 246 00:17:15,421 --> 00:17:17,344 - Tell you something, Cookie. - _ 247 00:17:17,444 --> 00:17:19,949 - It's Cookie, right? - _ 248 00:17:20,480 --> 00:17:21,983 I tell you, you know, 249 00:17:22,004 --> 00:17:23,668 I've been driving by these parking lots 250 00:17:23,688 --> 00:17:25,503 every day of my life, right there. 251 00:17:25,586 --> 00:17:28,898 Yeah. You stop and, you sit in one, all day long, 252 00:17:28,931 --> 00:17:31,380 and you get a whole other perspective, you know? 253 00:17:31,692 --> 00:17:34,661 Just the sheer life on display. 254 00:17:36,230 --> 00:17:38,489 Yeah, secrets in every glove box. 255 00:17:38,534 --> 00:17:41,674 I mean, motel matchbooks, baby shoes. 256 00:17:42,776 --> 00:17:45,579 The unobserved pageant of the ordinary. 257 00:17:47,219 --> 00:17:50,290 Ah, I mean, the tales these cars could tell, yeah? 258 00:17:51,765 --> 00:17:53,205 Hey, how's that book? 259 00:17:53,840 --> 00:17:55,241 Very second wave. 260 00:17:55,688 --> 00:17:56,656 Yeah. 261 00:17:59,617 --> 00:18:01,121 Charlie Cale! 262 00:18:01,367 --> 00:18:03,457 Beatrix Hasp says hello! 263 00:18:04,825 --> 00:18:06,046 Oh, shit! 264 00:18:17,347 --> 00:18:20,574 _ 265 00:18:22,476 --> 00:18:24,986 Well, that's what I'm saying. Late stage capitalism 266 00:18:25,007 --> 00:18:26,447 is turning us all into zombies. 267 00:18:26,468 --> 00:18:28,108 That's why we have to unionize. 268 00:18:29,249 --> 00:18:31,259 I'm sorry, are you saying I'm a zombie? 269 00:18:31,325 --> 00:18:33,091 'Cause I'm pretty sure I'm a mummy, so. 270 00:18:33,153 --> 00:18:34,405 I don't know. 271 00:18:34,988 --> 00:18:36,356 Here they come. Ready? 272 00:18:47,967 --> 00:18:49,356 Oh, shit! 273 00:18:55,009 --> 00:18:56,594 Jason versus zombies! 274 00:18:56,830 --> 00:18:58,465 Jason versus zombies! 275 00:18:58,645 --> 00:19:00,380 Jason versus zombies! 276 00:19:00,480 --> 00:19:02,433 Jason versus zombies! 277 00:19:18,832 --> 00:19:19,992 Hey, 278 00:19:20,734 --> 00:19:22,341 pick up the picking pace, please. 279 00:19:22,381 --> 00:19:23,889 Oh, gotcha. Sorry. Yeah. 280 00:19:23,910 --> 00:19:26,293 I just, taking in the rich pageant of... 281 00:19:26,366 --> 00:19:28,626 Yeah. Yeah, yeah. Sorry about that. 282 00:19:33,540 --> 00:19:34,485 You. 283 00:19:34,685 --> 00:19:36,300 Hey! Hey, you. 284 00:19:36,783 --> 00:19:38,803 We know this girl's working here. 285 00:19:39,049 --> 00:19:41,180 - You seen her? - Oh, she quit yesterday. 286 00:19:41,319 --> 00:19:42,858 - Couldn't take the heat. - Shit. 287 00:19:42,993 --> 00:19:45,851 - She say where she was going? - Nope. Sorry. 288 00:19:55,869 --> 00:19:56,987 Shit. 289 00:20:01,861 --> 00:20:02,993 Hi, 290 00:20:03,702 --> 00:20:04,870 thank you. 291 00:20:05,492 --> 00:20:06,539 Yeah. 292 00:20:06,966 --> 00:20:08,082 Picking pace. 293 00:20:08,215 --> 00:20:09,417 Pick it up, pronto. 294 00:20:09,689 --> 00:20:11,627 Yeah, no problem. Apples all day. 295 00:20:25,432 --> 00:20:27,201 Can I ask you who you're hiding from? 296 00:20:28,101 --> 00:20:29,703 Oh, I'm not. 297 00:20:29,913 --> 00:20:31,156 Well, you know how it is. 298 00:20:31,245 --> 00:20:34,928 You cross the wrong, crime boss or five. 299 00:20:34,968 --> 00:20:37,501 But it's a long story. You don't need to hear this. 300 00:20:37,551 --> 00:20:39,613 - No, not really, no. - Yeah. 301 00:20:46,119 --> 00:20:48,122 - Are you alright? - Me? Yeah. 302 00:20:48,322 --> 00:20:49,957 - Yeah, I'm cool. - Okay. 303 00:20:50,752 --> 00:20:54,850 It's just like, that uncanny thing where it's like, you know, 304 00:20:54,901 --> 00:20:57,717 you've seen somebody before, like, you grew up with them or something. 305 00:20:59,672 --> 00:21:02,955 When you were little, did you ever watch a show called "Kid Cop: Nights"? 306 00:21:10,511 --> 00:21:12,462 - No way. - Yeah. 307 00:21:12,495 --> 00:21:14,982 - Excuse me, "Kid Cop: Nights" over here! - No, no, no, stop that! 308 00:21:15,036 --> 00:21:16,036 - Stop. - Oh, my God. 309 00:21:16,109 --> 00:21:17,650 - Please. I'm so sorry. - Oh, my G... 310 00:21:17,681 --> 00:21:18,952 - Wait, what? - Did you... 311 00:21:19,052 --> 00:21:20,320 I knew it. 312 00:21:20,420 --> 00:21:22,289 - Well, can we just let it go? - I knew it the second I saw you. 313 00:21:22,342 --> 00:21:23,902 - Come on. I can't. - Holy shit. 314 00:21:26,960 --> 00:21:28,913 _ 315 00:21:31,899 --> 00:21:33,292 _ 316 00:21:37,558 --> 00:21:39,509 _ 317 00:21:41,270 --> 00:21:42,653 _ 318 00:21:42,686 --> 00:21:45,429 _ 319 00:21:46,146 --> 00:21:48,265 I went in too deep, Chief. 320 00:21:48,415 --> 00:21:50,726 I don't know where I start 321 00:21:50,951 --> 00:21:54,475 and Crystal the drug mule ends. 322 00:21:56,107 --> 00:21:57,776 Butt-munch. 323 00:21:59,092 --> 00:22:01,111 Pew-eee. Phew. 324 00:22:01,395 --> 00:22:04,704 Delia, no offense, man, but that is some bad acting. 325 00:22:04,804 --> 00:22:06,758 None taken. That's not me. 326 00:22:06,858 --> 00:22:09,084 That's Amber, my sister, 327 00:22:09,184 --> 00:22:11,286 or "Hamber" as we like to call her. 328 00:22:11,386 --> 00:22:13,798 Get out. So, you're an identical twin? 329 00:22:13,867 --> 00:22:14,968 Oh, no, no, no. 330 00:22:16,710 --> 00:22:18,547 Clone, two, three, four. 331 00:22:18,568 --> 00:22:19,693 What do you call that? "Freaky"? 332 00:22:19,746 --> 00:22:21,845 Quadruplets. We all played Kid Cop. 333 00:22:21,945 --> 00:22:23,917 It's the only way you can make 23 episodes a year 334 00:22:24,017 --> 00:22:27,087 when you decide to set a kids' show shot entirely at night. 335 00:22:27,187 --> 00:22:28,445 Gosh. Boy. 336 00:22:28,501 --> 00:22:31,071 Man, that sounds like a fun childhood, right? 337 00:22:37,157 --> 00:22:38,343 Could have been. 338 00:22:38,938 --> 00:22:40,306 If it wasn't for Norma. 339 00:22:40,801 --> 00:22:42,896 It's like a stage mommy type. 340 00:22:43,529 --> 00:22:45,535 Norma pitted us against each other 341 00:22:45,578 --> 00:22:47,280 every chance she got. 342 00:22:48,175 --> 00:22:50,411 I don't think we ever really recovered. 343 00:22:51,211 --> 00:22:53,163 She gave me my first drink, 344 00:22:53,656 --> 00:22:55,165 my second drink, 345 00:22:55,382 --> 00:22:57,167 and my fifteenth... 346 00:22:57,757 --> 00:22:59,525 to settle my nerves on set. 347 00:23:01,906 --> 00:23:04,324 I went to five rehabs before... 348 00:23:04,925 --> 00:23:07,661 I realized I had to cut her out of my life to get sober. 349 00:23:09,456 --> 00:23:10,591 Damn. 350 00:23:11,398 --> 00:23:13,625 Yeah, this show ran forever. I'm doing the math. 351 00:23:13,726 --> 00:23:15,914 Why are you picking apples for a living? 352 00:23:15,962 --> 00:23:17,563 Norma took every cent. 353 00:23:18,311 --> 00:23:20,582 If I had a tenth of what I made back then, I could... 354 00:23:20,941 --> 00:23:25,080 buy the old man out of his apple operation when he retires, 355 00:23:25,193 --> 00:23:26,940 and I could be my own boss. 356 00:23:27,381 --> 00:23:29,014 Every man's dream. 357 00:23:29,787 --> 00:23:30,990 What's yours? 358 00:23:31,077 --> 00:23:33,662 Well, not getting shot. 359 00:23:33,921 --> 00:23:36,081 Oh, come on. It's got to be more than that. 360 00:23:36,123 --> 00:23:39,221 Introspection, it just makes me queasy. 361 00:23:39,461 --> 00:23:41,201 I tumble up. 362 00:23:41,787 --> 00:23:43,923 What I would love, me personally, 363 00:23:44,090 --> 00:23:47,150 the one where Kid Cop faces off against the Zodiac Killer. 364 00:23:47,250 --> 00:23:49,007 Come on, you know it's a classic. Come on. 365 00:23:49,062 --> 00:23:50,664 - Alright. - Oh, yes. 366 00:23:53,607 --> 00:23:54,875 Yeah. 367 00:24:00,802 --> 00:24:02,396 Good, good apple. 368 00:24:08,021 --> 00:24:09,890 Hiya, partner. How you doing? 369 00:24:09,990 --> 00:24:11,992 - Norma died. - What? 370 00:24:13,093 --> 00:24:15,565 Ah, shit. I'm sorry. I think. 371 00:24:15,662 --> 00:24:17,451 - How are you doing? - Funeral's tomorrow. 372 00:24:17,551 --> 00:24:19,453 I asked if I could borrow a truck, 373 00:24:19,553 --> 00:24:20,910 but the old man can't spare one. 374 00:24:21,011 --> 00:24:23,029 It's going to take at least a day to get there by bus. 375 00:24:23,050 --> 00:24:24,232 I'm not going to make it. 376 00:24:24,273 --> 00:24:26,128 Are you sure you really want to go to the funeral? 377 00:24:26,228 --> 00:24:28,506 Well, it's the only chance I can get my money back, 378 00:24:28,607 --> 00:24:31,111 but... And I'm sure Norma gave it all to Amber. 379 00:24:31,211 --> 00:24:33,222 Maybe I can talk her into sharing it with us. 380 00:24:33,269 --> 00:24:35,490 No, no. Hey, it's okay. I'll drive. 381 00:24:35,624 --> 00:24:37,851 - Well, he is not going to hold your job. - Oh, no! 382 00:24:37,951 --> 00:24:40,562 Oh, I'm going to lose my pension. Come on. 383 00:24:41,008 --> 00:24:42,726 Shit, man, I'm sorry. 384 00:24:55,195 --> 00:24:56,529 Alright, so listen. 385 00:24:57,538 --> 00:24:59,043 Just, like, 386 00:24:59,216 --> 00:25:01,574 get in, get out, get the cash, 387 00:25:01,614 --> 00:25:03,529 buy the orchard. Presto. 388 00:25:04,972 --> 00:25:06,220 Good luck, buddy. 389 00:25:09,883 --> 00:25:13,086 Do you want to come in for a minute? 390 00:25:13,452 --> 00:25:14,638 I mean, 391 00:25:15,681 --> 00:25:18,253 will your sisters really want to have me at the wake? 392 00:25:18,290 --> 00:25:20,526 Oh, trust me, nobody in there is mourning. 393 00:25:21,294 --> 00:25:22,295 Please? 394 00:25:24,064 --> 00:25:27,868 Well, I am a little curious to see all four Kid Cops in action. 395 00:25:29,102 --> 00:25:30,504 Leave the keys in the car. 396 00:25:30,604 --> 00:25:32,114 Nobody ever comes here. 397 00:25:32,806 --> 00:25:34,141 Alright, boss. 398 00:25:34,981 --> 00:25:36,182 Fuck it. 399 00:25:37,578 --> 00:25:39,012 Four Kid Cops. 400 00:25:39,680 --> 00:25:42,124 - Wow-wee. Oh, boy. - Yeah. 401 00:25:44,117 --> 00:25:45,133 Hello? 402 00:25:45,794 --> 00:25:47,855 Whoa, "Kid Cop" money, huh? 403 00:25:47,955 --> 00:25:49,381 - Oh, shit. - Hello? 404 00:25:52,492 --> 00:25:53,694 Bebe? 405 00:25:54,127 --> 00:25:55,629 - Hello. - Good day. 406 00:25:55,729 --> 00:25:56,730 Cece? 407 00:25:57,164 --> 00:25:58,724 In here! 408 00:26:02,603 --> 00:26:03,837 De-De. 409 00:26:03,937 --> 00:26:06,690 This is not going to get confusing at all. Hi. 410 00:26:07,407 --> 00:26:08,442 No, thank you. 411 00:26:08,542 --> 00:26:10,235 Oh, right. Yeah. 412 00:26:10,544 --> 00:26:11,578 I forgot. 413 00:26:11,804 --> 00:26:12,972 You're boring now. 414 00:26:13,181 --> 00:26:15,860 Okay, everyone, this is Charlie from work. 415 00:26:15,881 --> 00:26:16,884 She gave me a ride. 416 00:26:16,984 --> 00:26:20,120 Oh, hey, I'm really sorry for your loss. 417 00:26:22,856 --> 00:26:25,751 Okay. Charlie, this is Bebe. She's a DJ. 418 00:26:25,993 --> 00:26:29,596 Yeah, I noticed. Hey, cool cans. Hey. 419 00:26:29,696 --> 00:26:31,688 And this is Cece, she's a teacher. 420 00:26:31,771 --> 00:26:34,802 Associate Professor of Comparative Literature. 421 00:26:35,214 --> 00:26:37,984 Whoa, how'd you get French? 422 00:26:38,005 --> 00:26:41,153 Cece took a year of post-grad in Quebec City, 423 00:26:41,254 --> 00:26:42,993 and now she can't get over it. 424 00:26:43,093 --> 00:26:45,597 What Bebe does not understand is that one adopts 425 00:26:45,697 --> 00:26:47,314 the accent of one's peer group. 426 00:26:47,414 --> 00:26:50,539 This is where Dede sounds like she grew up on a trawler ship. 427 00:26:51,295 --> 00:26:52,920 Oh, okay. 428 00:26:53,620 --> 00:26:55,026 Have you guys seen the will? 429 00:26:55,126 --> 00:26:56,795 I assume that's why we're all here. 430 00:26:56,816 --> 00:26:57,950 Norma's lawyer's on the way. 431 00:26:58,050 --> 00:26:59,676 We all know who's getting everything. 432 00:26:59,743 --> 00:27:02,588 The best we can hope for is that Amber throws us a crumb. 433 00:27:02,688 --> 00:27:05,024 - Well, then where is Amber? - Amber took a walk 434 00:27:05,124 --> 00:27:07,393 to process her new life as an orphan. 435 00:27:07,926 --> 00:27:10,329 She... She's been really bonkers lately. 436 00:27:10,415 --> 00:27:12,665 - Even for Hamber. - You will love this. 437 00:27:14,834 --> 00:27:16,369 - Hi. - That's Amber? 438 00:27:16,469 --> 00:27:19,244 And she's been blowing up the group chat for weeks with this craziness. 439 00:27:19,271 --> 00:27:20,740 Look at that nose ring. 440 00:27:21,034 --> 00:27:22,908 It's just a cry for attention. 441 00:27:23,006 --> 00:27:26,612 Oh, gosh. I mean, I... doesn't that mean she might just need help or something? 442 00:27:26,712 --> 00:27:27,847 Merde, non. 443 00:27:27,947 --> 00:27:29,115 Merde? 444 00:27:29,215 --> 00:27:30,282 Oh, geez. 445 00:27:30,383 --> 00:27:31,884 Hamber just sent another video. 446 00:27:31,984 --> 00:27:34,220 Oh, I cannot take Hamber right now. 447 00:27:35,254 --> 00:27:36,789 Oh, wow. 448 00:27:37,089 --> 00:27:38,933 Ah, gosh. 449 00:27:38,979 --> 00:27:40,152 Boy, oh, boy. 450 00:27:40,173 --> 00:27:42,650 You guys were really hot stuff for a minute, huh? 451 00:27:43,429 --> 00:27:45,798 Oh, what's this big boy for? 452 00:27:45,831 --> 00:27:46,911 Pointy. 453 00:27:46,932 --> 00:27:48,768 That's the Latvian Critic Award 454 00:27:48,821 --> 00:27:50,756 for Best Inter-generational Kiss. 455 00:27:51,863 --> 00:27:54,032 We won it five times in a row. 456 00:27:56,848 --> 00:27:58,264 Oh, I'm sorry. 457 00:27:59,879 --> 00:28:01,476 So, favorite co-star? 458 00:28:01,546 --> 00:28:04,583 Oh, Joseph Gordon-Levitt. Kid Cop's first love. 459 00:28:05,871 --> 00:28:07,973 No. Tamara Dobson. 460 00:28:08,187 --> 00:28:11,057 She played the ghost of our paternal great-great-grandmother 461 00:28:11,157 --> 00:28:13,246 in "Kid Cop: Civil War Christmas." 462 00:28:13,346 --> 00:28:15,463 I forgot that it was so metaphysical. 463 00:28:15,564 --> 00:28:17,096 It's ahead of its time, really. 464 00:28:17,196 --> 00:28:18,798 Well, season nine took place entirely 465 00:28:18,858 --> 00:28:20,143 in the mind of a coma patient 466 00:28:20,210 --> 00:28:22,134 that Kid Cop's evil twin shot in the neck. 467 00:28:22,234 --> 00:28:25,471 That was a beautiful season in a coma. It's gorgeous. 468 00:28:25,571 --> 00:28:27,205 Oh, my gosh! 469 00:28:27,672 --> 00:28:29,098 Hamber on the bluff. 470 00:28:41,119 --> 00:28:42,421 - Amber... - Amber... 471 00:28:44,597 --> 00:28:46,399 - Holy mole. - Yeah. 472 00:28:55,915 --> 00:28:58,551 - Did Amber know about this? - Who is "Felicity Price"? 473 00:28:58,661 --> 00:29:00,924 And how was Norma making that much in royalties? 474 00:29:00,945 --> 00:29:02,424 Yes. Amber knew about the will. 475 00:29:02,492 --> 00:29:04,844 Felicity Price is your secret fifth sister. 476 00:29:04,944 --> 00:29:06,488 "Kid Cop" is huge in Indonesia. 477 00:29:06,588 --> 00:29:07,609 Paul, 478 00:29:08,205 --> 00:29:09,645 our mom just died. 479 00:29:09,735 --> 00:29:11,416 Amber just jumped off a bluff, 480 00:29:11,484 --> 00:29:14,654 and now there's a secret sister that's getting our inheritance! 481 00:29:16,175 --> 00:29:17,277 Gee, it's... 482 00:29:17,323 --> 00:29:20,217 Yeah, it's a lot when you say it all together like that. 483 00:29:20,639 --> 00:29:22,552 I'm sorry, that's probably her now. 484 00:29:32,638 --> 00:29:34,084 Thanks for coming. 485 00:29:35,274 --> 00:29:36,984 Can't find this missing foot. 486 00:29:37,363 --> 00:29:39,999 Lady Diana here, she got the best nose in the biz. 487 00:29:40,279 --> 00:29:42,513 - She'll find it. - Wait, I... Sorry. 488 00:29:42,587 --> 00:29:44,083 You couldn't find the foot? 489 00:29:44,563 --> 00:29:45,956 What could have happened to it? 490 00:29:46,425 --> 00:29:48,093 On a public beach? 491 00:29:48,283 --> 00:29:49,555 Anything. 492 00:29:52,411 --> 00:29:53,579 This is fucked. 493 00:29:53,806 --> 00:29:55,740 I mean, long-lost twins. 494 00:29:55,828 --> 00:29:57,129 It sounded so funny. 495 00:29:57,169 --> 00:29:59,465 I... It's like discovering a piece of myself, 496 00:29:59,592 --> 00:30:01,325 pieces of myself. 497 00:30:01,846 --> 00:30:03,108 Another one. 498 00:30:03,346 --> 00:30:05,671 Man, they got to stop feeding these girls after midnight. 499 00:30:05,710 --> 00:30:07,106 I'm a mixed media artist. 500 00:30:07,206 --> 00:30:09,375 - I work out of Vermont. - Bullshit. 501 00:30:09,475 --> 00:30:12,745 I grew up on the run with our father, Benny. 502 00:30:12,798 --> 00:30:13,966 No, you didn't. 503 00:30:14,023 --> 00:30:17,315 He was a gambler, died in a car crash 504 00:30:17,395 --> 00:30:19,043 when I was 17. 505 00:30:19,085 --> 00:30:20,576 I was with him in the car. 506 00:30:20,676 --> 00:30:22,821 What are you going to do with our money, Felicity? 507 00:30:23,122 --> 00:30:24,423 What my sister means is, 508 00:30:24,523 --> 00:30:26,294 we understand that this must feel like 509 00:30:26,394 --> 00:30:28,594 - a crazy windfall for you. But... - Yeah. 510 00:30:28,694 --> 00:30:30,496 We earned that money from our TV show. 511 00:30:30,596 --> 00:30:32,242 Norma stole it from us when we were kids. 512 00:30:32,342 --> 00:30:35,001 - She treated us like trash. - Especially Amber. 513 00:30:36,255 --> 00:30:38,437 I wish I'd have taken her more seriously. 514 00:30:38,537 --> 00:30:40,088 - You do? - Well, 515 00:30:40,148 --> 00:30:42,352 she was a hard person to take seriously. 516 00:30:42,599 --> 00:30:44,255 We could have tried, though, 517 00:30:44,276 --> 00:30:45,637 even with her hammy acting. 518 00:30:45,710 --> 00:30:47,957 - Oh, merde! - Oh, Hamber. 519 00:30:48,057 --> 00:30:51,407 But I thought she won a People's Choice Award in '03. 520 00:30:51,508 --> 00:30:54,087 - A weak year. - It was a weak year. 521 00:30:54,153 --> 00:30:57,490 And she kept trying to make "butt-munch" happen as a catchphrase. 522 00:30:57,689 --> 00:30:59,625 Like, read the room. 523 00:30:59,652 --> 00:31:01,902 - Vaguely homophobic. - How? 524 00:31:02,661 --> 00:31:04,279 And then, after the show, 525 00:31:04,332 --> 00:31:07,210 she just lived a tragic, pathetic life. 526 00:31:07,433 --> 00:31:10,302 Groveling to Mom. Dressed like a dust bowl Okie. 527 00:31:10,403 --> 00:31:14,582 And begging us to, like, post her sad Etsy sculptures. 528 00:31:14,682 --> 00:31:17,292 And the spangles. Oh, my gosh. 529 00:31:17,710 --> 00:31:18,975 The spangles. 530 00:31:19,016 --> 00:31:21,394 She would put spangles on a Holocaust memorial. 531 00:31:21,460 --> 00:31:23,395 They bring visual interest... 532 00:31:24,383 --> 00:31:26,585 to the ones I've seen, incidentally. 533 00:31:29,387 --> 00:31:32,190 To answer your question, I'm taking the money... 534 00:31:33,846 --> 00:31:35,247 all of it. 535 00:31:36,968 --> 00:31:38,937 I grew up never knowing a mother's love. 536 00:31:39,265 --> 00:31:40,833 This is my reward. 537 00:31:41,306 --> 00:31:43,398 - But we're sisters. - This is very unfair. 538 00:31:43,419 --> 00:31:45,238 We never knew a mother's love either. 539 00:31:45,338 --> 00:31:48,908 Okay. I think I'll take a quick gander at that buffet. 540 00:31:49,608 --> 00:31:52,144 If you don't share that money, we'll sue. 541 00:31:52,445 --> 00:31:54,704 Right, Paul? We can do that, right? 542 00:31:55,414 --> 00:31:58,049 Any heir can contest a will. 543 00:31:58,116 --> 00:32:00,919 Now, see, I, I thought this might happen. 544 00:32:01,784 --> 00:32:03,175 Give me just a second. 545 00:32:06,025 --> 00:32:07,660 Present for ya. 546 00:32:11,263 --> 00:32:14,975 If you don't file a lawsuit, 547 00:32:15,301 --> 00:32:20,021 I'll give each of you $150,000. 548 00:32:24,877 --> 00:32:27,146 If we fight this, what are the chances we win? 549 00:32:27,246 --> 00:32:29,239 Yes, what are the chances? 550 00:32:29,341 --> 00:32:30,475 Not high. 551 00:32:30,525 --> 00:32:33,519 Norma was of sound mind when she drew up her will. 552 00:32:33,671 --> 00:32:35,021 That is correct. 553 00:32:38,197 --> 00:32:40,138 Bebe, no. If we, if we stick together... 554 00:32:40,159 --> 00:32:42,228 Dede, just take the money. 555 00:32:42,328 --> 00:32:43,729 It's not worth the fight. 556 00:32:43,829 --> 00:32:44,897 Fuck you! 557 00:32:45,223 --> 00:32:47,533 I'm not having my money stolen twice. 558 00:32:51,570 --> 00:32:54,306 Well, two out of three isn't bad. 559 00:32:54,407 --> 00:32:55,574 It might be. 560 00:32:55,675 --> 00:32:56,791 If Delia files a suit, 561 00:32:56,838 --> 00:32:58,283 it'll hold up the estate for years, 562 00:32:58,336 --> 00:32:59,745 and nobody can get anything out of it. 563 00:32:59,845 --> 00:33:01,047 Oh, my gosh. 564 00:33:01,498 --> 00:33:02,848 Merde. 565 00:33:11,183 --> 00:33:12,217 Delia! 566 00:33:12,978 --> 00:33:16,174 Delia, look, I know this isn't going exactly the way you planned, 567 00:33:16,248 --> 00:33:17,869 - but if you just... - You cannot understand 568 00:33:17,889 --> 00:33:19,372 how painful this is! 569 00:33:19,445 --> 00:33:20,999 Norma was a monster. 570 00:33:21,219 --> 00:33:22,723 She killed Amber. 571 00:33:22,812 --> 00:33:24,737 She may not have pushed her off that cliff, 572 00:33:24,838 --> 00:33:29,175 but she whittled my sister down to a compliant little nub. 573 00:33:30,042 --> 00:33:33,145 And all that's left is the money that Norma stole from us. 574 00:33:33,446 --> 00:33:34,814 I won't let you take it. 575 00:33:34,914 --> 00:33:36,449 Oh, I know the pain. 576 00:33:37,591 --> 00:33:39,151 Years of it. 577 00:33:39,251 --> 00:33:40,786 I've been hurt terribly... 578 00:33:40,886 --> 00:33:43,678 Tell my friend that I will be back with her car soon. 579 00:33:43,721 --> 00:33:45,990 I have to clear my head. 580 00:34:08,160 --> 00:34:10,627 Fucking fine then. Give me the fucking forms. 581 00:34:10,669 --> 00:34:11,970 I'll fucking sign. 582 00:34:12,987 --> 00:34:14,854 That's a lot of fucks, Dede. 583 00:34:19,525 --> 00:34:22,795 Okay. So, when can we get the money? 584 00:34:29,568 --> 00:34:31,118 - Delia? - Shit. 585 00:34:31,771 --> 00:34:33,606 Hey, Delia. 586 00:34:33,892 --> 00:34:35,139 Delia. 587 00:34:40,546 --> 00:34:42,956 Heyo. Hi. Oh, good. 588 00:34:43,009 --> 00:34:44,650 I thought I saw you come in here. 589 00:34:44,750 --> 00:34:46,519 You got to check out the buffet. 590 00:34:46,619 --> 00:34:49,055 You know what? The old man should hire this guy 591 00:34:49,075 --> 00:34:50,505 for the retirement party. 592 00:34:50,923 --> 00:34:53,717 Oh, yeah. Old man, yes. Thank you. 593 00:34:54,493 --> 00:34:56,429 What's going on? You going somewhere? 594 00:34:57,679 --> 00:34:58,857 Oh, oh, cold. 595 00:34:59,231 --> 00:35:00,724 Okay. 596 00:35:01,600 --> 00:35:05,071 Cold. Oh, so, what exactly do you want? 597 00:35:05,598 --> 00:35:06,665 Oh, well, 598 00:35:07,171 --> 00:35:09,071 look, it's no big deal, 599 00:35:09,245 --> 00:35:12,575 but at least, like, 60% of what your secret sister out there is saying is, 600 00:35:12,615 --> 00:35:14,069 like, total bullshit. 601 00:35:14,754 --> 00:35:16,322 How could you know that? 602 00:35:17,183 --> 00:35:19,719 Well, just now when you said you were cold, that was a lie, right? 603 00:35:20,526 --> 00:35:22,461 Maybe. Yes. 604 00:35:22,922 --> 00:35:25,391 Yeah. Well, anyway, I got this thing. 605 00:35:25,438 --> 00:35:27,545 I can just, tell when someone's lying. 606 00:35:27,571 --> 00:35:29,195 It's kind of a thing I do. 607 00:35:29,295 --> 00:35:30,830 This will be fun. Okay. 608 00:35:30,930 --> 00:35:32,958 Tell me a fact about yourself. 609 00:35:33,025 --> 00:35:35,027 But don't dig too deep. 610 00:35:36,051 --> 00:35:38,221 - You're freaking me out. - True. 611 00:35:39,001 --> 00:35:40,441 Let's up the ante. 612 00:35:40,533 --> 00:35:44,243 Why don't you grab one of these, spangly buddies from the peanut gallery. 613 00:35:44,343 --> 00:35:47,546 And I'll turn my back, and you tell me what you have. 614 00:35:56,142 --> 00:35:57,643 - Squirrel. - Bullshit. 615 00:35:57,983 --> 00:36:00,119 - Elephant. - Bullshit. 616 00:36:00,493 --> 00:36:02,395 - Hammer. - True. 617 00:36:02,862 --> 00:36:05,268 Although not technically a spangly buddy, actually. 618 00:36:05,368 --> 00:36:07,810 So, kind of a weird move. Anyway, you see my point. 619 00:36:07,910 --> 00:36:10,169 - Believe me now? - How exactly does it work? 620 00:36:10,269 --> 00:36:13,272 Well, I'm not exactly sure, but it's not really the point. 621 00:36:13,372 --> 00:36:15,878 Okay. What we got to do is talk to your mom's lawyer. 622 00:36:15,978 --> 00:36:18,729 I mean, surely, he ran some kind of a background check 623 00:36:18,750 --> 00:36:20,512 when he found this chick, you know? 624 00:36:20,746 --> 00:36:23,549 Well, I mean, even if Felicity's lying, 625 00:36:23,649 --> 00:36:25,117 it doesn't change Norma's will. 626 00:36:25,411 --> 00:36:27,813 Well, it does, if she committed fraud. 627 00:36:28,947 --> 00:36:30,423 Hang in there, okay? 628 00:36:30,523 --> 00:36:31,971 Whoever the hell this Anastasia, 629 00:36:32,071 --> 00:36:33,693 dirty, rotten scoundrel, Felicity, 630 00:36:33,793 --> 00:36:35,875 whatever the hell her name is, it's going to be okay. 631 00:36:35,975 --> 00:36:37,630 Alright? We're going to figure this out. 632 00:36:37,730 --> 00:36:39,932 - Fuck yeah. - Fuck yeah! 633 00:36:53,438 --> 00:36:54,666 Hey. 634 00:36:55,505 --> 00:36:56,539 Hi. 635 00:36:57,026 --> 00:36:58,361 Norma's lawyer. 636 00:36:58,485 --> 00:37:01,109 Oh, gosh, that must have been a hell of a gig. 637 00:37:01,834 --> 00:37:04,360 Paul Fletcher. Who are you? 638 00:37:04,546 --> 00:37:07,183 I'm... I... Nobody. Yeah, I just, 639 00:37:07,490 --> 00:37:09,684 Delia's apple dumpling gang, uh... 640 00:37:09,936 --> 00:37:14,063 So, this, long-lost sister you dug up, Felicity Price. 641 00:37:14,163 --> 00:37:16,901 Is she really a mixed media visual artist? 642 00:37:17,698 --> 00:37:20,356 Are you asking if she's a real artist? 643 00:37:20,383 --> 00:37:22,810 I'm not sure I'm qualified to assess that. 644 00:37:22,991 --> 00:37:25,134 I did take an Intro to Art History course 645 00:37:25,234 --> 00:37:26,801 during my semester at sea, 646 00:37:26,901 --> 00:37:28,888 but the professor was not very engaging. 647 00:37:29,014 --> 00:37:31,183 That's too bad. No, no, no. I, uh... 648 00:37:31,525 --> 00:37:35,003 Look, we just want to know if she is who she says she is. 649 00:37:35,255 --> 00:37:37,624 Oh, I see. Yes, she is. 650 00:37:37,737 --> 00:37:39,007 Here's her... 651 00:37:39,540 --> 00:37:41,134 here's her art. 652 00:37:43,940 --> 00:37:46,706 - _ - Alright. That's her. 653 00:37:47,840 --> 00:37:50,443 Okay, you got celebrities. Cool. 654 00:37:51,111 --> 00:37:53,543 Oh, boy. Sandwiches. Okay. 655 00:37:53,605 --> 00:37:55,857 It's hella eclectic. But, yeah, I guess that's art. 656 00:37:57,333 --> 00:37:59,896 Hey, what about the backstory, 657 00:37:59,956 --> 00:38:01,970 raised on the run by gambling addicts and so on. 658 00:38:02,016 --> 00:38:03,907 - Does that really check out? - Yes. Her father 659 00:38:03,951 --> 00:38:06,542 had the shady creditors of a gambling addict. 660 00:38:06,642 --> 00:38:08,962 And he died in a car crash, just as Felicity said. 661 00:38:09,062 --> 00:38:10,370 Gosh, uh... 662 00:38:10,396 --> 00:38:13,300 and was she really in the car with him when that happened? 663 00:38:13,400 --> 00:38:15,802 Yeah, I looked up the hospital records. 664 00:38:15,834 --> 00:38:17,536 What is this all in aid of? 665 00:38:17,564 --> 00:38:19,050 Well, here's the thing, Paul the lawyer, 666 00:38:19,150 --> 00:38:20,922 when you say something about Felicity, it's true. 667 00:38:21,022 --> 00:38:24,208 But when Felicity says the same thing, it's bullshit. 668 00:38:24,308 --> 00:38:27,147 So, "I'm a mixed media artist." Bullshit. 669 00:38:27,247 --> 00:38:29,950 "My father was a gambler. He died in a car crash." True. 670 00:38:30,050 --> 00:38:32,719 "I was in the car with him when he died." Bullshit. 671 00:38:32,819 --> 00:38:34,788 It seems like she only lies 672 00:38:34,888 --> 00:38:36,623 when she's talking about herself or something. 673 00:38:36,723 --> 00:38:38,262 But Paul proved all of that, 674 00:38:38,297 --> 00:38:40,466 so maybe your truth thing is just broken. 675 00:38:51,630 --> 00:38:52,672 So, 676 00:38:53,905 --> 00:38:55,972 you all play the same kid, huh? 677 00:38:56,135 --> 00:38:58,779 - Yes. And? - And, think about it. 678 00:38:58,879 --> 00:39:02,049 So, the lies, the wildly wavering accent. 679 00:39:02,149 --> 00:39:04,074 Really? I hadn't picked up on that. 680 00:39:04,174 --> 00:39:05,952 Oh, sweetheart, Felicity's acting 681 00:39:06,053 --> 00:39:08,539 is second only to Hamber's "Crystal the drug mule." 682 00:39:08,639 --> 00:39:10,323 And God rest her soul, but... 683 00:39:10,363 --> 00:39:12,264 Well, this is getting a little crazy. 684 00:39:12,306 --> 00:39:13,774 Yes. Stay with me here. 685 00:39:13,994 --> 00:39:17,939 So, what if this Felicity Price is some sort of a, I don't know... 686 00:39:18,605 --> 00:39:20,072 an impostor? 687 00:39:20,511 --> 00:39:23,075 You know, another, another one. 688 00:39:23,170 --> 00:39:25,505 So, it's not, quintuplets, it's a... 689 00:39:25,538 --> 00:39:26,797 What do you call that? 690 00:39:26,890 --> 00:39:28,917 - Sextuplets? - Sixtuplets. 691 00:39:28,977 --> 00:39:30,744 - Sextuplets. - Yeah, that's what I said. 692 00:39:30,844 --> 00:39:32,493 - No, no, sextuplets. - Yeah. Six. 693 00:39:32,593 --> 00:39:33,440 - Sex. - Yeah. 694 00:39:33,540 --> 00:39:34,613 'Cause there's six of 'em, right? 695 00:39:34,713 --> 00:39:35,615 - No. - Yeah. 696 00:39:35,716 --> 00:39:36,750 - So, there's six. - Sex. 697 00:39:36,850 --> 00:39:38,554 - No, that's why you call it six. - It's sex. 698 00:39:38,654 --> 00:39:40,728 - It's six, six, six... - Sex, sex... 699 00:39:40,828 --> 00:39:43,050 - It's Latin. Sex, sex, sex. - It's Latin. 700 00:39:43,150 --> 00:39:45,308 Dude, I'm just fucking with you. Come on. 701 00:39:45,408 --> 00:39:47,600 Sexytuplets. Saucy, okay? 702 00:39:47,653 --> 00:39:50,316 And number sex is pretending to be number five. 703 00:39:52,474 --> 00:39:53,909 Well, is she fucking right or not? 704 00:39:54,901 --> 00:39:57,137 There's only one secret sister. 705 00:39:57,243 --> 00:39:58,813 Norma registered five births. 706 00:39:58,859 --> 00:40:01,941 Amber, Bebe, Cece, Delia, and Felicity. 707 00:40:02,301 --> 00:40:04,103 I've seen the documents myself. 708 00:40:04,124 --> 00:40:05,189 God, I'm starving. 709 00:40:05,224 --> 00:40:07,071 Delia, I know this is hard to accept... 710 00:40:08,741 --> 00:40:10,743 "Kid Cop: Nights." 711 00:40:11,818 --> 00:40:13,754 - There's no legal... - Thank you so much. 712 00:40:13,854 --> 00:40:15,122 *Freeze!* 713 00:40:15,143 --> 00:40:16,844 - I was still eating. - * Yeah, yeah * 714 00:40:16,882 --> 00:40:18,333 * Tell it to the judge * 715 00:40:19,760 --> 00:40:21,128 Well, that's that then. 716 00:40:21,461 --> 00:40:23,663 - No, no. Hey, new attack... - What? 717 00:40:23,929 --> 00:40:25,597 Confront the punk. 718 00:40:25,685 --> 00:40:26,804 Fuck, come on. 719 00:40:26,900 --> 00:40:28,535 Whoa. Givin' up that easy? 720 00:40:28,635 --> 00:40:29,789 That doesn't seem like you. 721 00:40:29,842 --> 00:40:31,654 Yeah, I mean, no, I mean, 722 00:40:31,754 --> 00:40:33,707 - fuck it. I'll go. - Hey, dummy. 723 00:40:33,807 --> 00:40:36,109 Bullshit detective, remember? 724 00:40:36,610 --> 00:40:38,728 Right, you have to do it. 725 00:40:38,779 --> 00:40:39,655 Yeah. 726 00:40:40,134 --> 00:40:43,050 Don't worry 'cause I actually have conducted, like, 727 00:40:43,150 --> 00:40:45,334 a shocking number of these ad-hoc interrogations. 728 00:40:45,434 --> 00:40:46,916 So, the first line out of Felicity 729 00:40:46,962 --> 00:40:48,722 and then, boom, I'll just crack her wide open. 730 00:40:48,822 --> 00:40:49,820 Good. 731 00:40:50,537 --> 00:40:52,492 - Go get 'em, tiger. - Okay. 732 00:41:04,403 --> 00:41:05,755 Oh, hey, one more thing. 733 00:41:05,788 --> 00:41:07,423 You think we can get some of these turkey legs to go? 734 00:41:07,507 --> 00:41:08,574 I don't see why not. 735 00:41:08,659 --> 00:41:10,696 I left your keys in the car. 736 00:41:10,769 --> 00:41:13,262 Yeah, I remember. Appreciate it, though. 737 00:41:13,346 --> 00:41:15,765 Oh, yeah, I did prefer the other beanie. 738 00:41:17,223 --> 00:41:18,302 What? 739 00:41:38,004 --> 00:41:40,273 Hi there, Felicity Price. 740 00:41:40,374 --> 00:41:42,609 What in the hell are you doing in here? 741 00:41:42,856 --> 00:41:45,125 Why are you lying about who you are? 742 00:41:45,418 --> 00:41:46,553 - I'm what? - Well, I mean, 743 00:41:46,573 --> 00:41:48,686 everyone gilds the lily, but you? 744 00:41:49,134 --> 00:41:52,467 Every sentence out of your mouth is a porker. 745 00:41:52,488 --> 00:41:54,373 It's makin' my ears ring. 746 00:41:54,394 --> 00:41:55,534 Just what gives? 747 00:41:55,622 --> 00:41:56,915 I don't know what you mean. 748 00:41:56,957 --> 00:41:59,782 Okay. Well, I mean, you're lying about 749 00:41:59,882 --> 00:42:01,862 being in that car when your father died. 750 00:42:01,934 --> 00:42:03,791 - I am not. - Oh, there you go again. 751 00:42:03,812 --> 00:42:05,701 You're also fibbing about growing up on the run. 752 00:42:05,734 --> 00:42:08,309 Well, we weren't on the run all the time, obviously, but... 753 00:42:08,330 --> 00:42:12,291 Okay, and you're not a mixed media visual artist 754 00:42:12,361 --> 00:42:14,975 from rural Vermont, whatever your bio says. 755 00:42:15,075 --> 00:42:17,916 So, you're, obviously... You're scamming 756 00:42:17,950 --> 00:42:20,016 these sisters out of their inheritance 757 00:42:20,116 --> 00:42:21,607 one lie at a time. 758 00:42:22,041 --> 00:42:24,687 - So, who are you? - I am Felicity Price. 759 00:42:24,710 --> 00:42:26,090 Nope. Try again. 760 00:42:26,130 --> 00:42:28,004 - I am. - Bullshit. 761 00:42:28,183 --> 00:42:30,813 God, it's so obvious you're not who you say you are. 762 00:42:30,913 --> 00:42:35,295 I mean, the accent alone, it's like, dinner theater Blanche DuBois. 763 00:42:35,395 --> 00:42:38,469 If I called one of Felicity's friends right now, 764 00:42:38,490 --> 00:42:40,767 would they even recognize you? 765 00:42:43,296 --> 00:42:46,165 Give it up, lady. You cannot lie to me. 766 00:42:47,074 --> 00:42:49,443 I mean. Well, I suppose... 767 00:42:55,048 --> 00:42:56,157 Fine. 768 00:42:57,017 --> 00:42:58,285 You're right. 769 00:42:59,346 --> 00:43:02,205 Felicity Price is an invention. 770 00:43:03,248 --> 00:43:07,752 A... reaction to the cruelty I've suffered. 771 00:43:08,321 --> 00:43:10,089 The years of abuse. 772 00:43:11,477 --> 00:43:13,898 Do you know what it takes to become a real artist? 773 00:43:14,067 --> 00:43:15,748 Ah, gosh, I don't know. 774 00:43:15,836 --> 00:43:18,205 I guess, big financial safety net. 775 00:43:18,305 --> 00:43:20,440 Maybe some family connections to the art world. 776 00:43:20,540 --> 00:43:22,850 Pain and sacrifice. 777 00:43:23,863 --> 00:43:26,397 You must kill the old you 778 00:43:26,446 --> 00:43:29,398 to birth the new you. 779 00:43:29,976 --> 00:43:32,212 Reinvent everything. 780 00:43:33,506 --> 00:43:36,823 Your accent, your image, 781 00:43:37,010 --> 00:43:39,612 your entire personality, if you must. 782 00:43:39,996 --> 00:43:44,164 Every moment of every day. 783 00:43:45,004 --> 00:43:46,958 Felicity Price is 784 00:43:47,072 --> 00:43:49,608 who I was supposed to be. 785 00:43:51,371 --> 00:43:54,009 Proof of the passion and creativity 786 00:43:54,074 --> 00:43:56,576 that was smothered out of me. 787 00:43:56,676 --> 00:43:58,111 But no longer. 788 00:43:58,225 --> 00:43:59,192 Now... 789 00:44:01,467 --> 00:44:03,933 I am Felicity Price. 790 00:44:04,309 --> 00:44:05,978 She is me. 791 00:44:07,499 --> 00:44:09,322 You call it a lie. 792 00:44:10,055 --> 00:44:11,626 I call it my truth. 793 00:44:14,821 --> 00:44:16,963 Okey-smokes, man. 794 00:44:17,230 --> 00:44:18,573 That's true. 795 00:44:19,118 --> 00:44:21,826 Excruciatingly pretentious, but... 796 00:44:22,259 --> 00:44:23,259 true. 797 00:44:23,537 --> 00:44:24,738 Get out. 798 00:44:25,338 --> 00:44:28,175 Alright. Hey, I'm sorry for overstepping. 799 00:44:28,381 --> 00:44:31,117 So is there any shot that, 800 00:44:31,311 --> 00:44:33,833 you could consider channeling some of that artistic empathy 801 00:44:33,854 --> 00:44:35,217 towards your sister Delia? 802 00:44:35,281 --> 00:44:37,449 I mean, she's just... she's been through a lot. 803 00:44:37,718 --> 00:44:39,086 Please leave. 804 00:44:46,259 --> 00:44:47,627 Sorry. 805 00:44:51,337 --> 00:44:52,815 Holy butt-munch! 806 00:44:57,824 --> 00:45:00,126 Rest in spangled power, Amber. 807 00:45:00,213 --> 00:45:01,574 We love you. 808 00:45:05,946 --> 00:45:08,081 Oh, great. There you are. 809 00:45:08,448 --> 00:45:10,870 Hey, hey, buddy. I'm sorry, but I 810 00:45:10,910 --> 00:45:13,120 you know, I did that whole lie detector routine 811 00:45:13,141 --> 00:45:14,502 on Felicity, just like we planned, 812 00:45:14,523 --> 00:45:17,758 and I'm sorry to say, but I just... I don't think she's an imposter. 813 00:45:17,779 --> 00:45:19,681 Imposter syndrome maybe. 814 00:45:20,127 --> 00:45:22,129 What the fuck are you talking about? 815 00:45:27,079 --> 00:45:30,691 Alright. If you were just, like, tooling around the neighborhood 816 00:45:30,726 --> 00:45:33,006 for two hours, like some angsty teen, 817 00:45:33,106 --> 00:45:35,108 then who was I even gabbing to? 818 00:45:35,208 --> 00:45:37,744 I mean, are you even you? 819 00:45:37,844 --> 00:45:39,780 I'm me, Delia. 820 00:45:41,948 --> 00:45:43,483 We met at an apple orchard. 821 00:45:44,484 --> 00:45:45,619 Charlie. 822 00:45:45,786 --> 00:45:48,037 Alright. I see it. 823 00:45:48,288 --> 00:45:51,425 I don't understand why any of my sisters would pretend to be me. 824 00:45:51,525 --> 00:45:53,167 Hey, there you are. 825 00:45:53,627 --> 00:45:55,796 I wanted to get this to you before you leave. 826 00:45:57,242 --> 00:45:59,511 I'm glad you changed your mind, Delia. 827 00:45:59,666 --> 00:46:00,767 Good luck. 828 00:46:05,871 --> 00:46:07,265 That's why. 829 00:46:08,081 --> 00:46:12,685 Felicity offered us $150K to not contest the will. 830 00:46:12,779 --> 00:46:14,915 I guess one of my sisters wore my coat. 831 00:46:15,015 --> 00:46:17,751 Oh, and your beanie, right. The different color. 832 00:46:17,851 --> 00:46:19,052 God, I'm a moron. 833 00:46:19,152 --> 00:46:20,654 And, signed the contract. 834 00:46:20,754 --> 00:46:23,464 No, no, no, no. You got to tear this up. 835 00:46:23,565 --> 00:46:25,292 We can prove that's not your signature. 836 00:46:25,592 --> 00:46:28,518 Charlie, I have been staring at that drinks table 837 00:46:28,539 --> 00:46:30,494 ever since we got here trying to remember 838 00:46:30,540 --> 00:46:33,867 why it's not a fantastic idea to get wasted. 839 00:46:34,796 --> 00:46:36,570 Whoever did this had it right. 840 00:46:37,344 --> 00:46:38,712 Take the money and run. 841 00:46:38,945 --> 00:46:40,880 I mean, you can't even buy a whole orchard 842 00:46:40,974 --> 00:46:43,577 for $150K, I'd assume. 843 00:46:43,677 --> 00:46:46,380 I am financially illiterate. It does keep me up at night. 844 00:46:46,480 --> 00:46:49,116 Money is replaceable. I pick peace of mind. 845 00:46:49,216 --> 00:46:51,118 Well, you know what? Sorry, buddy, 846 00:46:51,218 --> 00:46:53,338 but, fuck it, I'd love for you to have both. 847 00:46:53,438 --> 00:46:54,868 Hey, Lady Diana. 848 00:46:54,932 --> 00:46:56,289 - Lady Diana. - Hey. Whoa. 849 00:46:56,390 --> 00:46:58,191 - Lady Diana. Come here. - Hey, hey, mine. 850 00:46:58,291 --> 00:47:00,205 Come here. Wrong leg, baby girl. 851 00:47:00,305 --> 00:47:02,229 Alright, we're gonna get 'em next time. I promise. 852 00:47:02,596 --> 00:47:03,497 Sorry. 853 00:47:03,597 --> 00:47:05,732 No, it's, Lady Di's now, uh. 854 00:47:05,832 --> 00:47:07,000 Oh, okay. 855 00:47:07,100 --> 00:47:08,646 Hey, how's that going? 856 00:47:08,666 --> 00:47:10,070 You still can't find that missing foot? 857 00:47:10,170 --> 00:47:12,472 Oh, God. Who would take Amber's foot? 858 00:47:12,572 --> 00:47:16,176 The wild boars, passing hobos riding the rails, seagulls. 859 00:47:16,276 --> 00:47:19,054 You can't expect a human foot to just stay on the beach and no one take it nowhere. 860 00:47:19,154 --> 00:47:22,015 I don't know. It seems a humble enough expectation. 861 00:47:22,115 --> 00:47:23,632 And that's not even the worst part. 862 00:47:23,884 --> 00:47:26,527 Well, okay. Shoot. What's the worst part? 863 00:47:26,612 --> 00:47:30,049 I got that song stuck in my head. "Footloose." 864 00:47:31,418 --> 00:47:34,685 * Everybody cut loose, footloose * 865 00:47:34,867 --> 00:47:37,169 * Kick off your Sunday shoes * 866 00:47:37,370 --> 00:47:38,805 All day. 867 00:47:39,599 --> 00:47:42,068 Well, I did ask. 868 00:47:46,907 --> 00:47:48,709 Goddamnit. 869 00:47:48,809 --> 00:47:51,812 It's like the smallpox of movie plot songs. 870 00:47:51,833 --> 00:47:52,913 I blame Bacon. 871 00:47:53,519 --> 00:47:54,872 Bacon. 872 00:47:56,770 --> 00:47:57,937 Bacon. 873 00:47:59,720 --> 00:48:01,354 - Hold on a second. - What? 874 00:48:01,455 --> 00:48:03,190 Well, portrait. 875 00:48:03,290 --> 00:48:05,430 Kevin Bacon in "Footloose." 876 00:48:05,497 --> 00:48:08,929 Life-sized bust. Daniel Day-Lewis circa "My Left Foot." 877 00:48:08,968 --> 00:48:10,202 Right. 878 00:48:10,259 --> 00:48:12,913 Footlong, Five Dollar Subway, cast in bronze, 879 00:48:13,020 --> 00:48:16,903 and a, a marble ruler, approximately 12 inches, 880 00:48:17,003 --> 00:48:19,087 always known as a foot. 881 00:48:19,639 --> 00:48:21,942 Is this a riddle or an aneurysm? 882 00:48:22,843 --> 00:48:25,746 All of Felicity Price's artwork is foot-related. 883 00:48:25,846 --> 00:48:26,880 - And? - And, 884 00:48:26,980 --> 00:48:30,584 and Amber's dead body is missing a foot. 885 00:48:30,684 --> 00:48:32,618 So that means I... 886 00:48:33,018 --> 00:48:34,495 don't know why. 887 00:48:35,655 --> 00:48:37,524 Geez. Synchronicity? 888 00:48:41,153 --> 00:48:42,670 No fucking way. 889 00:48:43,830 --> 00:48:44,898 * Dance * 890 00:48:46,467 --> 00:48:48,135 I always say 891 00:48:48,235 --> 00:48:52,138 that art reveals the artist. 892 00:48:57,310 --> 00:48:59,061 Faux-licity. 893 00:49:00,514 --> 00:49:02,215 I figured you out. 894 00:49:02,682 --> 00:49:05,585 Before Amber saw Norma's new will, 895 00:49:05,685 --> 00:49:07,154 she was coping just fine 896 00:49:07,254 --> 00:49:08,989 with her mother's illness, right? 897 00:49:09,089 --> 00:49:11,280 That's true. She was, she was very strong. 898 00:49:11,381 --> 00:49:13,991 Yes. But then, Norma names Felicity Price 899 00:49:14,091 --> 00:49:16,299 as the new heir of the "Kid Cop" gazillions. 900 00:49:16,399 --> 00:49:19,833 And, well, Amber begins to transform. 901 00:49:19,933 --> 00:49:22,101 New hairdo, weird piercings, 902 00:49:22,201 --> 00:49:24,658 starting to dress like some kind of a cartoon plumber. 903 00:49:24,758 --> 00:49:27,111 Excusez-moi. She was having a breakdown. 904 00:49:27,211 --> 00:49:30,023 Yes, but not for the reason you think. 905 00:49:30,123 --> 00:49:33,447 You see, those changes that Norma made to the will, 906 00:49:33,547 --> 00:49:36,849 well, they were causing Amber to become 907 00:49:37,242 --> 00:49:39,398 homicidal, not suicidal. 908 00:49:39,498 --> 00:49:41,154 Isn't that right, Fauxlicity? 909 00:49:41,254 --> 00:49:42,521 Well, I wouldn't know. 910 00:49:42,621 --> 00:49:44,591 You stopped my set for this? 911 00:49:44,691 --> 00:49:45,770 May I? 912 00:49:48,434 --> 00:49:49,826 - Thanks, pal. - You're welcome. 913 00:49:49,926 --> 00:49:51,361 And I can't go on without her. 914 00:49:51,461 --> 00:49:54,034 So, I've come to the bluff to jump. 915 00:49:54,334 --> 00:49:56,436 - So, when you see... - Bullshit. 916 00:49:56,536 --> 00:49:58,507 And pretty lame acting on top. 917 00:49:58,607 --> 00:50:01,665 Suffice to say, I can tell based on this video alone 918 00:50:01,725 --> 00:50:04,168 that, well, she's lying. 919 00:50:04,221 --> 00:50:05,963 Amber had no intentions of jumping. 920 00:50:06,063 --> 00:50:08,482 You really shouldn't speak ill of the dead like this. 921 00:50:09,263 --> 00:50:12,486 Ah, well, that's okay because Amber isn't dead. 922 00:50:12,792 --> 00:50:14,360 Felicity Price is. 923 00:50:15,141 --> 00:50:18,211 Amber's new look was a disguise. 924 00:50:18,425 --> 00:50:20,819 Designed to make everyone believe 925 00:50:20,919 --> 00:50:23,397 that the body at the bottom of the bluff was her. 926 00:50:23,497 --> 00:50:24,896 When, in fact, 927 00:50:25,155 --> 00:50:28,567 it was actually the body of your long-lost sister, 928 00:50:28,987 --> 00:50:30,653 Felicity Price. 929 00:50:31,838 --> 00:50:33,473 - Sacré bleu. - Oh, my God. 930 00:50:33,573 --> 00:50:37,577 It was a crazy-smart scheme. Oh, boy. 931 00:50:37,677 --> 00:50:41,481 But there was just that one thing about Felicity 932 00:50:41,581 --> 00:50:43,805 that you couldn't fake, wasn't there? 933 00:50:43,905 --> 00:50:47,288 Something that you found out about after you murdered her. 934 00:50:49,195 --> 00:50:50,797 Her prosthetic foot. 935 00:50:51,091 --> 00:50:52,925 - No. - Shut up. 936 00:50:53,226 --> 00:50:56,730 You know, it was, really some very quick thinking what you did with the train. 937 00:50:56,782 --> 00:50:58,676 And, well, those cops, 938 00:50:58,697 --> 00:50:59,947 yeah, they bought it. 939 00:50:59,972 --> 00:51:01,374 Take off your left boot. 940 00:51:01,635 --> 00:51:04,204 That is wildly inappropriate to ask her to do... 941 00:51:20,327 --> 00:51:21,888 Oh, wow. 942 00:51:22,355 --> 00:51:24,191 Oh, gosh. I'm so sorry. 943 00:51:24,291 --> 00:51:25,392 This is... 944 00:51:25,492 --> 00:51:26,885 Oh, shit. I'm sorry. 945 00:51:26,985 --> 00:51:28,191 No, dude, I'm sorry... 946 00:51:28,291 --> 00:51:30,731 How very dare you. 947 00:51:31,465 --> 00:51:34,425 I come here to meet my long-lost family 948 00:51:34,525 --> 00:51:36,103 at the wake 949 00:51:36,203 --> 00:51:38,305 of the mother I never knew. 950 00:51:38,905 --> 00:51:40,874 And how do you welcome me? 951 00:51:42,175 --> 00:51:44,685 You force me 952 00:51:44,970 --> 00:51:49,648 to bare my disability to you. 953 00:51:50,008 --> 00:51:52,311 Are you happy now? 954 00:51:52,586 --> 00:51:55,288 - No. - Or is there 955 00:51:55,722 --> 00:51:59,259 more humiliation in store? 956 00:52:09,056 --> 00:52:10,257 Hold on. 957 00:52:35,369 --> 00:52:37,137 Oh, my God, that's so gross. 958 00:52:37,170 --> 00:52:39,948 - No. - Holy butt-munching shit! 959 00:52:40,957 --> 00:52:42,335 - Hamber? - Hamber! 960 00:52:42,436 --> 00:52:45,205 The art reveals the artist. 961 00:52:45,439 --> 00:52:47,040 The spangles. Yikes. 962 00:52:47,140 --> 00:52:49,309 You know, I'm gonna call the cops. 963 00:52:49,409 --> 00:52:51,445 I did everything right. 964 00:52:51,945 --> 00:52:54,447 Everything Mom asked. It all should have been mine. 965 00:52:54,567 --> 00:52:55,791 Hi. Yeah. 966 00:52:55,882 --> 00:52:57,517 I'd like to report a crime. 967 00:52:59,319 --> 00:53:00,654 - God, that was quick. - Yeah. 968 00:53:00,754 --> 00:53:02,221 I'm sorry to barge in like this. 969 00:53:02,589 --> 00:53:04,691 We just fingerprinted the corpse's body. 970 00:53:04,791 --> 00:53:06,950 That wasn't your sister, Amber, down on those tracks. 971 00:53:06,992 --> 00:53:09,261 - It was... - Oh, we know, Felicity Price. 972 00:53:09,736 --> 00:53:12,438 Wait, so that means... did one of you... 973 00:53:12,632 --> 00:53:13,899 - She did it. - It was her. 974 00:53:13,920 --> 00:53:15,192 She did it. 975 00:53:19,005 --> 00:53:20,474 - Which one is this? - Amber. 976 00:53:21,007 --> 00:53:23,377 Does that mean we all have different fingerprints? 977 00:53:23,477 --> 00:53:26,313 Of course. You're twins, not clones. 978 00:53:26,413 --> 00:53:28,448 Oh, my God. Yeah. 979 00:53:28,507 --> 00:53:30,009 Oui, merde. 980 00:53:36,990 --> 00:53:38,892 I wish I'd have gotten to know her, you know? 981 00:53:40,968 --> 00:53:42,362 Oh, yeah. Sorry. 982 00:53:43,663 --> 00:53:45,699 So, who gets all the money now? 983 00:53:45,799 --> 00:53:48,334 Well, Felicity had no surviving family, 984 00:53:48,434 --> 00:53:50,470 so all the "Kid Cop" money comes to us. 985 00:53:50,570 --> 00:53:52,172 - Oh, shit. - Yeah. 986 00:53:52,272 --> 00:53:53,456 Whoa. 987 00:53:53,556 --> 00:53:55,909 So, enough to buy the orchard off the old man, huh? 988 00:53:56,009 --> 00:53:58,145 Well, two orchards. Thanks to you. 989 00:53:58,245 --> 00:53:59,513 Me? No. 990 00:53:59,613 --> 00:54:01,948 Come on, I just asked a few questions. 991 00:54:03,683 --> 00:54:05,986 Why don't you come in on it with me? 992 00:54:06,773 --> 00:54:08,108 We make a good team 993 00:54:08,220 --> 00:54:09,642 and if nothing else, 994 00:54:09,676 --> 00:54:12,125 it'll give you time to figure out your dream. 995 00:54:13,894 --> 00:54:15,462 Yeah. I don't know. Uh... 996 00:54:16,063 --> 00:54:18,565 Well, maybe I could use a little settling down. 997 00:54:18,993 --> 00:54:20,734 Form a little human connection and, 998 00:54:20,834 --> 00:54:23,031 oh, maybe get to know the name of a few apples. 999 00:54:23,131 --> 00:54:24,346 Don't set your bar too high. 1000 00:54:24,894 --> 00:54:26,183 Nah, I mean, you're right. 1001 00:54:26,283 --> 00:54:28,056 Shit. Like, what am I even running from, right? 1002 00:54:32,312 --> 00:54:33,680 Oh, right. 1003 00:54:35,146 --> 00:54:40,206 www.subtitulamos.tv