1 00:00:29,180 --> 00:00:32,770 Which of us encounters another human 2 00:00:32,780 --> 00:00:35,330 without a sack of history, 3 00:00:36,080 --> 00:00:38,500 experience, impression, 4 00:00:38,510 --> 00:00:41,530 delusion, belief slung over our shoulder, 5 00:00:41,540 --> 00:00:44,000 burdening us, to one degree or another? 6 00:00:53,660 --> 00:00:55,400 We all carry a weight. 7 00:00:58,500 --> 00:01:04,500 *CREDITS* 8 00:01:20,000 --> 00:01:22,000 _ 9 00:01:24,000 --> 00:01:26,000 _ 10 00:01:26,010 --> 00:01:28,710 _ 11 00:01:39,000 --> 00:01:41,000 _ 12 00:01:41,010 --> 00:01:43,010 _ 13 00:01:44,000 --> 00:01:45,700 _ 14 00:02:09,729 --> 00:02:11,860 How can a man, sitting in a bar, 15 00:02:12,010 --> 00:02:15,430 know what the woman approaching him contains? 16 00:02:18,400 --> 00:02:20,680 How is the woman approaching that man 17 00:02:20,830 --> 00:02:25,000 meant to know that she should turn around and run? 18 00:02:26,200 --> 00:02:27,970 This is Allan. Allan, this is Birdie. 19 00:02:28,210 --> 00:02:29,310 - Nice to meet you, Birdie. - Yeah. 20 00:02:29,320 --> 00:02:31,000 - I've heard a lot about you. - Oh! 21 00:02:31,780 --> 00:02:32,920 Surely, there's not much to tell. 22 00:02:32,950 --> 00:02:34,090 Oh, come on, don't be modest. 23 00:02:34,870 --> 00:02:37,260 Her personal essay in the Weekend magazine 24 00:02:37,270 --> 00:02:39,880 about her own IVF struggle won a major award. 25 00:02:39,910 --> 00:02:41,140 No, she's a fantastic writer. 26 00:02:41,980 --> 00:02:43,300 Well, that was a long time ago. 27 00:02:43,330 --> 00:02:44,320 Yeah. 28 00:02:45,820 --> 00:02:46,900 - Rah Hou. - Mm. 29 00:02:52,030 --> 00:02:53,000 Yeah. 30 00:02:54,550 --> 00:02:55,560 New beginnings. 31 00:02:58,440 --> 00:02:59,510 Ah! Eyes. 32 00:03:03,790 --> 00:03:04,870 Cheers. 33 00:03:10,990 --> 00:03:13,140 Well, Al and I have just been speculating 34 00:03:13,150 --> 00:03:14,700 about the future of renewables, 35 00:03:14,710 --> 00:03:18,910 specifically how the Victorian government's preparing for 2030. 36 00:03:20,400 --> 00:03:21,610 - Oh. - What do you think? 37 00:03:24,190 --> 00:03:27,520 Well, I think renewables are the future. 38 00:03:28,510 --> 00:03:30,820 I mean, the writing's on the wall for coal, right? 39 00:03:31,900 --> 00:03:34,230 Allan, tell your people Birdie Bell here 40 00:03:34,240 --> 00:03:36,570 says the writing's on the wall, yeah? 41 00:03:36,580 --> 00:03:38,380 Well, Allan's got a flight to catch. 42 00:03:38,940 --> 00:03:40,420 - Oh. - Thanks for your time, Birdie. 43 00:03:40,720 --> 00:03:43,300 - Let's keep in touch. - Mm. It was nice to meet you. 44 00:03:45,220 --> 00:03:47,770 Oh, just grab another bottle. The same one again, yeah? 45 00:03:53,470 --> 00:03:56,320 - Another bottle? - No. Thank you. No, I'm good. 46 00:04:04,930 --> 00:04:06,240 Oh. 47 00:04:06,250 --> 00:04:07,290 Sorry about that. 48 00:04:08,590 --> 00:04:10,600 No, Allan's quite a big deal in China. 49 00:04:13,800 --> 00:04:15,010 So... You're a farmer. 50 00:04:16,480 --> 00:04:18,220 - Grazier. - Grazier. 51 00:04:19,149 --> 00:04:19,889 Via architect. 52 00:04:19,899 --> 00:04:21,233 And I've spent the last few years 53 00:04:21,550 --> 00:04:24,160 in a private equity firm in the city. 54 00:04:27,010 --> 00:04:27,928 But, you know, 55 00:04:27,938 --> 00:04:30,700 I packed away the Savile Row suits after the divorce, 56 00:04:31,300 --> 00:04:33,280 just for a more simple life on the farm. 57 00:04:33,700 --> 00:04:36,930 You know, I still dabble in property and real estate, 58 00:04:36,940 --> 00:04:38,710 but, yeah, it's just on the farm. 59 00:04:41,770 --> 00:04:43,540 Well, I love the country. 60 00:04:43,870 --> 00:04:46,450 My dad used to take me camping all the time. 61 00:04:46,540 --> 00:04:49,120 Well, I run a small herd of Dorpers. 62 00:04:49,150 --> 00:04:51,190 I fatten them up for the Chinese market. 63 00:04:51,280 --> 00:04:55,710 I have a little shack on just over 100 acres just out of town. 64 00:04:55,720 --> 00:04:58,410 Well, it's more like a shed, really, but it's mine. 65 00:04:58,420 --> 00:05:00,300 It's a place to retreat to 66 00:05:00,310 --> 00:05:02,620 when the pressures of the world just get a little bit too much. 67 00:05:02,800 --> 00:05:04,990 Oh. Sorry, what is a Dorper? 68 00:05:05,680 --> 00:05:08,490 It's a South African sheep. It's a more hardy breed. 69 00:05:08,500 --> 00:05:11,590 It's, you know, better for the harsh Australian conditions. 70 00:05:19,360 --> 00:05:24,190 So what would you do, if money were no object? 71 00:05:28,600 --> 00:05:31,180 Well, I'm... I'm saving, 72 00:05:32,590 --> 00:05:35,490 so that, one day, I can take a few months off 73 00:05:35,500 --> 00:05:36,560 and write a book. 74 00:05:37,420 --> 00:05:39,550 What about you? What would you do? 75 00:05:41,290 --> 00:05:44,530 Well, I'd watch you write it. 76 00:05:46,090 --> 00:05:46,300 Oh. 77 00:05:50,320 --> 00:05:50,620 Uh-huh. 78 00:05:55,270 --> 00:05:56,730 So you must be pretty well-connected, 79 00:05:56,740 --> 00:05:58,300 because of your work? 80 00:05:58,330 --> 00:05:59,980 Oh, Jesus, no. 81 00:06:00,820 --> 00:06:04,270 What about... Do you know Susan Feuillet? 82 00:06:05,500 --> 00:06:08,850 Ah, yeah. Farm To Table, the cookbooks. 83 00:06:09,000 --> 00:06:10,930 Yeah, I think we're Facebook friends or something. 84 00:06:11,040 --> 00:06:12,740 She's completely nutso, right? 85 00:06:12,750 --> 00:06:13,920 Is she? I don't know. 86 00:06:14,160 --> 00:06:16,550 I went to one of her events once, with my ex. 87 00:06:16,560 --> 00:06:17,540 She's in marketing. 88 00:06:17,550 --> 00:06:19,110 And I went up to her just to say hi. 89 00:06:19,230 --> 00:06:21,920 And she'd look to music to say, "Oh, go away. 90 00:06:21,930 --> 00:06:23,550 "Go, go. Go away, Joe." 91 00:06:27,150 --> 00:06:28,530 Where's the bottle? 92 00:06:29,700 --> 00:06:31,020 Oh, I'd better go anyway. 93 00:06:31,110 --> 00:06:32,910 Oh! No, you've just got here. 94 00:06:33,210 --> 00:06:34,380 I've got an early start. 95 00:06:35,740 --> 00:06:36,760 B... But... 96 00:06:37,260 --> 00:06:39,990 Look, I'd really like to get to know you a bit more. 97 00:06:41,880 --> 00:06:46,530 Sorry, Joe. This online thing is a bit weird for me. 98 00:06:47,010 --> 00:06:48,600 But it was nice to meet you. 99 00:06:50,100 --> 00:06:55,500 And all the best, with the Dorpers and everything. 100 00:07:41,569 --> 00:07:42,469 _ 101 00:07:42,480 --> 00:07:44,040 Oh, take a hint, Joe Burt. 102 00:07:47,000 --> 00:07:49,000 _ 103 00:07:49,010 --> 00:07:51,010 _ 104 00:07:51,020 --> 00:07:53,520 _ 105 00:07:53,530 --> 00:07:55,130 _ 106 00:07:55,170 --> 00:07:56,310 We barely got a chance to... 107 00:08:09,120 --> 00:08:10,590 - There's a face with a story. - Mmm. 108 00:08:11,160 --> 00:08:13,100 I like this one, the defiance. 109 00:08:13,110 --> 00:08:14,340 Like, "Fuck you, world." 110 00:08:15,150 --> 00:08:17,010 Is this the women's homelessness epidemic? 111 00:08:17,700 --> 00:08:20,010 Well, it's technically still a food story. 112 00:08:20,970 --> 00:08:23,430 I'd really love to make it a feature story. 113 00:08:23,460 --> 00:08:24,930 You should pitch it to Virginia. 114 00:08:29,910 --> 00:08:31,590 Meeting Hank at the wine bar after work. 115 00:08:31,620 --> 00:08:32,629 Could join us. 116 00:08:32,820 --> 00:08:34,620 - No, no. - A table for three? 117 00:08:34,740 --> 00:08:36,210 No, I've got something on. 118 00:08:47,190 --> 00:08:48,250 Soup's up. 119 00:08:48,390 --> 00:08:50,700 Hey, are you going to pray for me, Father? 120 00:08:51,030 --> 00:08:52,580 I've been a naughty girl. 121 00:08:52,590 --> 00:08:54,690 - Always in my prayers, Tina. - Ooh. 122 00:08:55,410 --> 00:08:57,150 - Here you go. - Oh, thanks. 123 00:08:59,460 --> 00:09:02,810 I did speak to her earlier, and she's willing to talk to you, 124 00:09:02,820 --> 00:09:05,250 and have me fill you in on her story. 125 00:09:05,910 --> 00:09:08,700 Oh, well, thanks. Thanks for setting that up. 126 00:09:11,550 --> 00:09:14,250 - Can I hand some food around? - Why don't you do the muffins? 127 00:09:26,310 --> 00:09:27,390 - Hey, Tina. - Hi. 128 00:09:29,730 --> 00:09:30,480 Oh! 129 00:09:37,170 --> 00:09:38,460 Thanks for talking to me. 130 00:09:38,790 --> 00:09:40,230 Are you going to make me famous? 131 00:09:40,650 --> 00:09:42,560 Oh - more famous? 132 00:09:44,250 --> 00:09:47,050 I'm writing a feature on the soup van 133 00:09:47,060 --> 00:09:48,650 for the weekend magazine. 134 00:09:48,680 --> 00:09:49,310 Oh! 135 00:09:50,360 --> 00:09:52,940 How often do you access this food service? 136 00:09:54,200 --> 00:09:55,760 - That's my baby girl. - Oh! 137 00:09:56,480 --> 00:09:58,730 - That's Montana. - She's super cute. 138 00:09:59,780 --> 00:10:02,630 Was. She's all grown up now. 139 00:10:03,470 --> 00:10:05,420 A doctor in Algeria. 140 00:10:06,500 --> 00:10:09,410 Medecins Sans Frontieres. You heard of them? 141 00:10:10,850 --> 00:10:12,410 Doctors Without Borders. 142 00:10:14,180 --> 00:10:15,920 That's quite an achievement. 143 00:10:19,280 --> 00:10:20,310 I bet you miss her. 144 00:10:23,360 --> 00:10:25,520 Oh, Christ. Every day. 145 00:10:26,990 --> 00:10:30,200 I am just so proud that someone as good as Montana... 146 00:10:31,370 --> 00:10:33,190 a doctor who spends her life 147 00:10:33,200 --> 00:10:35,990 saving starving babies in the Middle East, 148 00:10:36,320 --> 00:10:39,800 came from me - a terminally-ill drug addict. 149 00:10:42,860 --> 00:10:44,180 You could write about that. 150 00:10:48,080 --> 00:10:49,110 You got kids? 151 00:10:52,340 --> 00:10:53,400 Why not? 152 00:10:53,720 --> 00:10:55,370 Beautiful person like you. 153 00:11:00,890 --> 00:11:01,940 You got a boyfriend? 154 00:11:04,130 --> 00:11:05,160 No. 155 00:11:09,440 --> 00:11:12,050 People these days are so picky. 156 00:11:19,000 --> 00:11:21,000 _ 157 00:11:26,000 --> 00:11:28,000 _ 158 00:11:28,010 --> 00:11:30,110 _ 159 00:11:30,607 --> 00:11:32,007 Ugh. 160 00:11:33,530 --> 00:11:36,200 Siri, email reply Joe Burt. 161 00:11:36,830 --> 00:11:39,620 OK. What would you like the email to say? 162 00:11:40,190 --> 00:11:43,450 You have completely misunderstood who I am. 163 00:11:43,460 --> 00:11:46,730 I hate being recognised by ingratiating restaurateurs. 164 00:11:46,760 --> 00:11:49,810 So, if that's what you're interested in, 165 00:11:49,820 --> 00:11:51,440 you'll be disappointed. 166 00:11:52,790 --> 00:11:54,530 - Ready to send it? - Yes. 167 00:12:08,300 --> 00:12:10,300 _ 168 00:12:13,220 --> 00:12:14,780 I hate publicity. 169 00:12:16,250 --> 00:12:20,200 I turned down every single architecture magazine 170 00:12:20,210 --> 00:12:21,850 that wanted to write up my company 171 00:12:21,860 --> 00:12:23,930 because I wanted Eagle's Nest to be a home, 172 00:12:24,410 --> 00:12:26,150 not a showcase for my ego. 173 00:12:39,320 --> 00:12:41,360 I hate my photograph being taken. 174 00:12:44,810 --> 00:12:47,050 I was furious when my ex-wife 175 00:12:47,060 --> 00:12:49,420 turned our wedding reception into a fandango 176 00:12:49,430 --> 00:12:51,170 and notified the social pages. 177 00:13:01,730 --> 00:13:03,440 I stay away from social media. 178 00:13:03,740 --> 00:13:04,850 I'm very private. 179 00:13:09,100 --> 00:13:11,740 My kids keep telling me I need to put myself out there more, 180 00:13:11,750 --> 00:13:14,450 but I'd rather focus on the substance of what I do. 181 00:13:16,340 --> 00:13:18,050 I'd rather do good quietly. 182 00:13:20,900 --> 00:13:23,420 If you got to know me, you'd know that. 183 00:13:29,240 --> 00:13:30,200 - Hello, darling. - Hi. 184 00:13:33,260 --> 00:13:33,620 Ah. 185 00:13:34,880 --> 00:13:36,890 - Kettle on? - Yeah. 186 00:13:40,280 --> 00:13:42,120 - Pot of tea. - Mm-hm. 187 00:13:42,470 --> 00:13:42,710 Ah. 188 00:13:46,610 --> 00:13:50,880 Oh, Anton promised that Rory would call 189 00:13:50,890 --> 00:13:53,310 to help me put the bank on my iPad for me. 190 00:13:53,320 --> 00:13:54,990 Yeah, it's just it's just really busy, 191 00:13:55,000 --> 00:13:57,520 with work and organising the wedding. 192 00:13:57,880 --> 00:13:59,710 What are you planning on wearing? 193 00:14:00,280 --> 00:14:03,130 I mean, 'come as your best selves'. 194 00:14:03,250 --> 00:14:04,260 Really? 195 00:14:04,600 --> 00:14:07,120 Oh, everything's got to be so loose. 196 00:14:07,630 --> 00:14:09,550 What's wrong with a dress code? 197 00:14:09,760 --> 00:14:14,140 I thought maybe we could go dress shopping together. 198 00:14:16,390 --> 00:14:17,080 Oh. 199 00:14:17,890 --> 00:14:19,810 I got mine weeks ago. 200 00:14:21,370 --> 00:14:23,050 Oh, God, you leave everything so late. 201 00:14:26,830 --> 00:14:30,700 Speaking of leaving things late, 202 00:14:32,380 --> 00:14:35,500 how did your date with the sheep farmer go? 203 00:14:37,420 --> 00:14:38,980 Are you all talking about me? 204 00:14:39,010 --> 00:14:41,020 No, no, no, no. 205 00:14:41,620 --> 00:14:45,520 We're just excited that you're finally taking positive action. 206 00:14:45,850 --> 00:14:47,920 You don't want to do this forever. 207 00:14:48,790 --> 00:14:51,960 I'm not... I'm not single through laziness, Mum. 208 00:14:51,970 --> 00:14:53,260 I do try. 209 00:14:54,880 --> 00:14:58,870 Well, if the gays can manage it, I guess you can. 210 00:15:00,610 --> 00:15:02,080 Show me a photo of him. 211 00:15:03,130 --> 00:15:05,140 No, I'm not going to see him again. 212 00:15:05,170 --> 00:15:07,570 What? Why not? 213 00:15:08,650 --> 00:15:09,700 I don't know. 214 00:15:10,210 --> 00:15:11,220 It was just... 215 00:15:13,330 --> 00:15:14,230 Ick. 216 00:15:14,231 --> 00:15:14,530 Oh. 217 00:15:18,280 --> 00:15:18,460 Oh. 218 00:15:19,420 --> 00:15:21,100 Oh, hello. 219 00:15:21,910 --> 00:15:24,510 - Oh, he's gorgeous. - He's alright. 220 00:15:25,810 --> 00:15:28,420 Ah. Is that the photo you're using? 221 00:15:29,800 --> 00:15:30,720 Oh, my goodness. 222 00:15:30,730 --> 00:15:32,880 This is from when we had the last holiday together, 223 00:15:32,890 --> 00:15:34,480 before Dad got sick. 224 00:15:35,200 --> 00:15:36,250 I think so. 225 00:15:36,760 --> 00:15:39,390 But, darling, that photo's three years old. 226 00:15:39,400 --> 00:15:41,230 It must be at least three years old. 227 00:15:41,260 --> 00:15:42,330 I mean, you're better off 228 00:15:42,340 --> 00:15:45,100 choosing a more truthful photo so that you... 229 00:15:45,220 --> 00:15:47,470 Otherwise you're just setting them up for disappointment. 230 00:15:48,040 --> 00:15:49,600 He was disappointing! 231 00:15:50,710 --> 00:15:53,940 He... He brought a random friend, 232 00:15:53,950 --> 00:15:56,440 and only asked me one stupid question. 233 00:15:56,500 --> 00:15:58,450 You think your father was perfect from the start? 234 00:15:58,480 --> 00:16:00,450 - Yes. - No, no, no, no, no. 235 00:16:00,460 --> 00:16:03,270 I never said that. You have to work at relationships. 236 00:16:03,280 --> 00:16:04,770 You know, if he's got good bones, 237 00:16:04,780 --> 00:16:06,960 you just have to find something to work with 238 00:16:06,970 --> 00:16:08,320 and you start there. 239 00:16:08,860 --> 00:16:10,240 He's a man, not a house. 240 00:16:13,240 --> 00:16:14,030 Oh, no, no, no, no. 241 00:16:14,050 --> 00:16:16,070 You fucked it, you fucked it, you fucked it. 242 00:16:18,280 --> 00:16:19,890 You don't pour the milk in first. 243 00:16:19,900 --> 00:16:21,070 I know, I forgot. 244 00:16:21,100 --> 00:16:23,580 I know, and I cannot drink out of a beaker. Please. 245 00:16:23,590 --> 00:16:25,870 Could you please just get the nice china cup? 246 00:16:25,900 --> 00:16:28,210 - Yep. - Oh... 247 00:16:40,240 --> 00:16:43,960 So, you think I should see the farmer again. 248 00:16:45,850 --> 00:16:48,300 I think, at this point, 249 00:16:48,310 --> 00:16:52,000 you need to be realistic about what's still out there. 250 00:16:53,230 --> 00:16:56,740 Just find something to like about him. 251 00:17:02,260 --> 00:17:03,910 Just pat them... 252 00:17:05,079 --> 00:17:07,450 on... the bottom! 253 00:17:09,670 --> 00:17:11,079 Grab them... 254 00:17:11,920 --> 00:17:14,829 by... the pussy! 255 00:17:20,500 --> 00:17:23,800 - I will not... - Not! 256 00:17:24,460 --> 00:17:25,650 - ..be lectured... - Lectured! 257 00:17:27,060 --> 00:17:28,349 - ..on misogyny... - Misogyny! 258 00:17:29,250 --> 00:17:32,310 by... that... man! 259 00:17:34,290 --> 00:17:36,660 I did not... 260 00:17:37,590 --> 00:17:38,850 - ..have... - Sexual! 261 00:17:39,000 --> 00:17:41,250 Sexual! Sexual! Sexual! Sexual! 262 00:17:42,390 --> 00:17:43,420 relations... 263 00:17:44,580 --> 00:17:46,230 with... that... 264 00:17:47,010 --> 00:17:48,100 Woman! 265 00:18:24,327 --> 00:18:25,650 Hm. 266 00:18:25,660 --> 00:18:27,670 I know it's late, but do you want to grab a bite? 267 00:18:29,430 --> 00:18:30,450 OK. 268 00:18:30,960 --> 00:18:32,850 We could check out my friend's bar, if you like. 269 00:18:33,120 --> 00:18:34,480 - Yeah, I'm up for a nightcap. - Mm-hm. 270 00:18:40,740 --> 00:18:41,770 It's closed. 271 00:18:42,030 --> 00:18:43,500 - He'll let us in. - Yeah? 272 00:18:45,690 --> 00:18:47,760 - Hi. - Hi, babe. 273 00:18:48,600 --> 00:18:50,830 - How you doing? - Good, good. Mwah. 274 00:18:51,270 --> 00:18:55,080 Anton, Joe... grazier. Joe, Anton... sommelier. 275 00:18:55,110 --> 00:18:55,920 - Good to meet you. - Really nice to meet you. 276 00:18:55,950 --> 00:18:58,630 - Come on inside. Please. - Thank you. Thank you. 277 00:19:01,110 --> 00:19:02,940 Come and sit down, please. 278 00:19:04,140 --> 00:19:05,670 - What did you see? - Oh... 279 00:19:06,600 --> 00:19:08,420 Oh, the play that shan't be named. 280 00:19:08,430 --> 00:19:10,500 - What, Macbeth? - Oh, don't say it! 281 00:19:10,560 --> 00:19:11,940 The man-haters anonymous. 282 00:19:11,970 --> 00:19:14,040 Oh, come on. It wasn't that bad. 283 00:19:14,490 --> 00:19:15,990 I mean, they weren't anonymous. 284 00:19:16,050 --> 00:19:17,760 Mm. Yeah, they tried to eat me at interval. 285 00:19:17,790 --> 00:19:19,920 No, they wouldn't do that. 286 00:19:19,950 --> 00:19:21,750 They'd save you for the climax. 287 00:19:23,910 --> 00:19:26,060 Some pinot for you. 288 00:19:26,070 --> 00:19:27,690 - Birdie loves her pinot. - Thank you. 289 00:19:28,860 --> 00:19:29,880 - Cheers. - Cheers. 290 00:19:30,570 --> 00:19:31,860 I'll just finish up over here. 291 00:19:31,890 --> 00:19:32,980 Thank you. 292 00:19:34,770 --> 00:19:35,190 Mmm. 293 00:19:39,630 --> 00:19:40,830 So how are your kids? 294 00:19:41,580 --> 00:19:44,880 Oh, well, life's perfect when I'm with them - 295 00:19:45,210 --> 00:19:46,440 pancakes in bed, 296 00:19:47,310 --> 00:19:50,250 catching frogs in the river at the bottom of the garden. 297 00:19:50,520 --> 00:19:51,490 It's... 298 00:19:51,870 --> 00:19:54,990 Oh, it's only when, you know, things with Mary. 299 00:19:55,020 --> 00:19:59,410 She has her episodes. Things get a little bit wobbly. 300 00:20:00,300 --> 00:20:01,670 Oh, come on. I'm not going to fall for any more of 301 00:20:01,680 --> 00:20:03,750 your naughty journalist tricks. What about you? Eh? 302 00:20:04,950 --> 00:20:06,180 What did Birdie do today? 303 00:20:06,900 --> 00:20:07,770 Well... 304 00:20:08,550 --> 00:20:12,570 I've been interviewing this lady from the All Angels Chapel. 305 00:20:13,440 --> 00:20:14,500 She's terminal. 306 00:20:14,760 --> 00:20:17,570 And she has an amazing story. 307 00:20:17,580 --> 00:20:19,350 The All Angels? They're in that 308 00:20:20,160 --> 00:20:22,350 gorgeous old building in the city, aren't they? 309 00:20:22,830 --> 00:20:24,510 That's some nice real estate there. 310 00:20:24,540 --> 00:20:25,460 - Do you know it? - I know it? 311 00:20:25,470 --> 00:20:27,540 I nearly bought it as a development. 312 00:20:28,500 --> 00:20:30,750 Then I found out who I was bidding against, so I just... 313 00:20:31,230 --> 00:20:32,460 I withdrew the offer. 314 00:20:34,290 --> 00:20:36,150 - Noble. Mmm... - Not really. 315 00:20:36,180 --> 00:20:38,730 No, I found a better site with better rental returns. 316 00:20:39,630 --> 00:20:39,950 Yeah. 317 00:20:39,960 --> 00:20:41,730 You know, I think the Angels were, um, 318 00:20:42,720 --> 00:20:44,550 were happy, the way it worked out. 319 00:20:45,870 --> 00:20:47,550 Was that with Eagle's Nest? 320 00:20:48,150 --> 00:20:48,900 Mmm. 321 00:20:50,880 --> 00:20:52,890 - You Googled me. - Might have. 322 00:20:53,010 --> 00:20:53,250 Mm? 323 00:20:55,020 --> 00:20:56,460 Ah, yes. 324 00:20:56,700 --> 00:21:00,020 My ex-business partner, Peter. Yeah, I knew he was a problem. 325 00:21:00,030 --> 00:21:03,810 I just, you know, stuck with him a bit too long, unfortunately. 326 00:21:19,620 --> 00:21:20,640 Is this OK? 327 00:21:25,800 --> 00:21:28,850 Your hands are so soft. 328 00:21:30,770 --> 00:21:33,310 I imagined them being rougher, working on the land. 329 00:21:33,320 --> 00:21:34,160 Ah! 330 00:21:35,090 --> 00:21:37,670 - You imagine my hands? - Well, I, um... 331 00:21:39,800 --> 00:21:41,000 God, you're a funny one. 332 00:21:42,260 --> 00:21:46,310 Of course, I wear gloves when I work with the sheep. 333 00:21:46,340 --> 00:21:47,420 Of course you do. 334 00:21:52,580 --> 00:21:53,920 Do you want to get out of here? 335 00:21:55,460 --> 00:21:56,420 Yeah. 336 00:21:56,780 --> 00:21:58,160 Yeah, I think that's a good idea. 337 00:22:00,650 --> 00:22:01,760 Night, Anton. 338 00:22:03,590 --> 00:22:06,320 - Thank you. - My pleasure. Good night. 339 00:22:06,770 --> 00:22:08,450 - Thank you. - Nice to meet you. 340 00:22:14,120 --> 00:22:14,360 Oh. 341 00:22:14,810 --> 00:22:17,690 I had a lovely night. Thank you. 342 00:22:18,830 --> 00:22:19,830 You're not coming? 343 00:22:19,850 --> 00:22:22,060 No, I've got to get back to the farm first thing in the morning. 344 00:22:22,070 --> 00:22:23,860 The bore's been pumping out mud, 345 00:22:23,870 --> 00:22:25,120 so I'm going to have to dig it a little bit deeper, 346 00:22:25,130 --> 00:22:27,470 otherwise I'm going to have to bore it out again. 347 00:22:27,500 --> 00:22:27,740 Oh. 348 00:22:30,620 --> 00:22:32,320 I've got responsibilities, unfortunately. 349 00:22:32,330 --> 00:22:36,380 You know - people, animals, farm equipment depend on me. 350 00:22:36,500 --> 00:22:37,430 Yeah, of course. 351 00:22:38,234 --> 00:22:39,234 Hey... 352 00:22:41,000 --> 00:22:42,000 Thank you. 353 00:22:44,240 --> 00:22:45,300 - Night. - Night. 354 00:23:06,000 --> 00:23:09,000 _ 355 00:23:33,333 --> 00:23:35,033 _ 356 00:23:42,000 --> 00:23:44,000 _ 357 00:23:49,500 --> 00:23:50,900 _ 358 00:23:52,000 --> 00:23:53,090 Oh... His shack. 359 00:23:54,170 --> 00:23:55,250 Hovel, more like it. 360 00:23:57,170 --> 00:23:59,300 What is wrong with you? Where's your sense of romance? 361 00:23:59,330 --> 00:24:01,340 I'm romantic. I just have standards. 362 00:24:01,520 --> 00:24:01,670 Oh! 363 00:24:03,200 --> 00:24:05,090 I know it's early days, 364 00:24:05,180 --> 00:24:07,390 but my mother's been asking to meet 365 00:24:07,400 --> 00:24:09,380 my new, lefty journalist friend. 366 00:24:09,410 --> 00:24:11,590 She's flying out from New Zealand tomorrow. 367 00:24:11,600 --> 00:24:14,000 Want to meet for dinner on the way back from the airport? 368 00:24:15,170 --> 00:24:17,690 - What? - I'm meeting his mother. 369 00:24:18,770 --> 00:24:19,820 How long has it been now? 370 00:24:21,530 --> 00:24:22,550 Five years. 371 00:24:23,600 --> 00:24:26,060 Wait, you've been seeing the farmer for five years? 372 00:24:27,440 --> 00:24:28,520 No, I meant... 373 00:24:29,030 --> 00:24:30,970 You haven't been intimate with someone for five years? 374 00:24:30,980 --> 00:24:32,240 - Oh, my God! - How are you alive? 375 00:24:32,270 --> 00:24:33,920 - I would die! - Thank you. 376 00:24:35,720 --> 00:24:37,160 It sounds really promising. 377 00:24:38,240 --> 00:24:39,920 Do you have a boyfriend? 378 00:24:41,360 --> 00:24:42,290 I think so. 379 00:24:49,700 --> 00:24:53,000 _ 380 00:24:54,770 --> 00:24:56,930 Too many hours until I see you. 381 00:25:00,140 --> 00:25:02,810 I learned a new word today. 382 00:25:02,840 --> 00:25:03,770 Forelsket. 383 00:25:12,000 --> 00:25:14,000 _ 384 00:25:14,010 --> 00:25:16,010 _ 385 00:25:26,230 --> 00:25:28,300 Heading to the airport, see you in an hour. 386 00:26:08,950 --> 00:26:10,510 Hi, you've reached Anton at the Falconer. 387 00:26:10,540 --> 00:26:11,530 Leave a message. 388 00:26:12,010 --> 00:26:15,310 Oh, Anton, it's probably going to sound really stupid, 389 00:26:15,790 --> 00:26:18,240 but I thought I just saw Joe at the Falconer 390 00:26:18,250 --> 00:26:19,360 with a woman. 391 00:26:48,310 --> 00:26:51,160 So sorry. Going to be late. Flight's delayed. 392 00:26:51,250 --> 00:26:52,300 Big eye roll. 393 00:26:52,990 --> 00:26:54,670 Just grabbing a quick drink at - guess where? 394 00:26:54,820 --> 00:26:57,070 The Falconer, with my sister-in-law. 395 00:26:57,100 --> 00:26:58,570 Will keep you posted, re - dinner. 396 00:27:32,110 --> 00:27:34,450 Bad weather in NZ, flight delayed again. 397 00:27:35,110 --> 00:27:36,820 I'll pick you up, shouldn't be too late. 398 00:27:43,500 --> 00:27:45,100 _ 399 00:27:45,110 --> 00:27:47,110 _ 400 00:27:48,000 --> 00:27:51,000 _ 401 00:28:11,000 --> 00:28:13,000 _ 402 00:29:29,000 --> 00:29:30,000 _ 403 00:29:42,600 --> 00:29:43,800 Your Uber's here. 404 00:29:44,580 --> 00:29:46,190 Oh... What? OK, right. 405 00:29:47,490 --> 00:29:49,200 Did you get my voicemail last night? 406 00:29:49,800 --> 00:29:51,900 I just... Did you see Joe at the bar? 407 00:29:51,930 --> 00:29:53,430 I haven't heard from him. 408 00:29:54,480 --> 00:29:55,680 Anton, where's the present? 409 00:29:55,890 --> 00:29:56,790 Um, it's in the... 410 00:29:57,480 --> 00:29:58,580 Ugh, it's in the hallway. I... 411 00:30:00,360 --> 00:30:04,560 Anton, what was his sister-in-law like? 412 00:30:04,920 --> 00:30:06,480 - Did they stay long? - Um... 413 00:30:07,440 --> 00:30:08,460 Oh, where's my shoe? 414 00:30:09,570 --> 00:30:10,830 I don't know, she looked nice. 415 00:30:11,730 --> 00:30:12,630 Nice? 416 00:30:13,620 --> 00:30:16,380 Don't wreck it, babe. Just be the cool girl for once. 417 00:30:16,410 --> 00:30:17,580 I am the cool girl. 418 00:30:17,790 --> 00:30:18,950 - Where's my jacket? - Here! 419 00:30:20,160 --> 00:30:21,230 Thanks, Birdie. 420 00:30:21,360 --> 00:30:22,800 Bye, sweetheart. Love you. 421 00:30:31,080 --> 00:30:32,160 Hey, sweetie. 422 00:30:32,250 --> 00:30:35,130 - Do I have to get off? - No. 423 00:30:35,460 --> 00:30:38,040 I'm just going to crawl in here with you for a little while. 424 00:30:38,070 --> 00:30:39,600 - Is that OK? - Mm. 425 00:31:13,500 --> 00:31:15,500 _ 426 00:31:18,480 --> 00:31:21,150 Come on, Birdie! The movie's ready! 427 00:31:31,680 --> 00:31:33,260 Oscar J from my class kissed me, 428 00:31:33,270 --> 00:31:35,460 but I know it wasn't true love's kiss. 429 00:31:38,460 --> 00:31:40,590 Oh, yeah? How come? 430 00:31:41,280 --> 00:31:43,530 Because my foot didn't go up. 431 00:31:54,090 --> 00:31:55,120 That's how you know. 432 00:31:57,270 --> 00:31:57,630 Oh. 433 00:31:59,370 --> 00:32:00,590 I'll have to watch out for that. 434 00:32:00,600 --> 00:32:01,850 True love's kiss, 435 00:32:01,860 --> 00:32:04,650 her evil stepmother's spell was broken, 436 00:32:05,010 --> 00:32:07,560 and they lived happily ever after. 437 00:32:07,680 --> 00:32:08,770 Can we have dessert? 438 00:32:10,230 --> 00:32:12,900 You've just had fruit and cookies. 439 00:32:23,850 --> 00:32:24,810 Oh! 440 00:32:27,690 --> 00:32:28,710 Cheeky. 441 00:32:32,970 --> 00:32:34,740 - We're back! - Sorry we're late. 442 00:32:35,670 --> 00:32:36,890 Hot tub time machine. 443 00:32:36,900 --> 00:32:38,750 Couldn't get him off the dance floor. 444 00:32:41,700 --> 00:32:42,960 Ah, so good you're back. 445 00:32:42,990 --> 00:32:44,280 I can't lift her anymore. 446 00:32:44,580 --> 00:32:48,500 That's alright. Hey, Rors, come here. 447 00:32:50,060 --> 00:32:51,060 Come on. Here we go. 448 00:32:51,110 --> 00:32:55,010 One, two, three. Oh! Good girl. 449 00:32:55,640 --> 00:32:56,680 Come on. Night-night. 450 00:33:12,500 --> 00:33:13,900 _ 451 00:33:13,940 --> 00:33:15,500 There is no excuse. 452 00:33:15,710 --> 00:33:18,350 Some stuff with the family came up. 453 00:33:19,070 --> 00:33:20,260 It's very difficult with Mary. 454 00:33:20,270 --> 00:33:22,300 I think she senses a new woman in my life. 455 00:33:22,310 --> 00:33:24,430 I just want to do the best for my children. 456 00:33:24,440 --> 00:33:26,210 I'm being torn every which way. 457 00:33:26,750 --> 00:33:28,580 Thank you for being understanding. 458 00:33:29,240 --> 00:33:32,150 Can I make it up to you with a trip to my shack next weekend? 459 00:33:35,750 --> 00:33:37,790 Did the farmer finally text you back? 460 00:33:37,820 --> 00:33:40,160 Grazier. He's a grazier. 461 00:33:41,990 --> 00:33:43,670 Ugh... Told you it was fine. 462 00:33:50,150 --> 00:33:50,450 Mwah! 463 00:34:31,460 --> 00:34:32,840 Your chariot awaits. 464 00:34:51,889 --> 00:34:53,120 Mm. It's so beautiful. 465 00:34:56,210 --> 00:34:57,280 Say hello to nature. 466 00:35:10,070 --> 00:35:11,090 Gate one. 467 00:36:05,480 --> 00:36:06,380 Thank you. 468 00:36:06,470 --> 00:36:08,500 You know, you're the first woman I've brought out here? 469 00:36:08,530 --> 00:36:10,430 I hope it's not too rough and ready for you. 470 00:36:12,050 --> 00:36:13,850 It's stunning. 471 00:36:14,060 --> 00:36:15,760 Sheep are on the other side of that paddock there. 472 00:36:15,770 --> 00:36:17,660 We can get a quaddie in the morning and go and have a look. 473 00:36:27,130 --> 00:36:28,290 No-one locks their doors round here. 474 00:36:28,300 --> 00:36:29,950 People trust each other in the country. 475 00:36:38,980 --> 00:36:40,060 Cheers. 476 00:36:45,430 --> 00:36:47,440 Mm. Very nice. 477 00:36:52,510 --> 00:36:54,370 Is that one of yours? 478 00:36:55,090 --> 00:36:56,380 Oh, yeah, this was Snowy. 479 00:36:59,020 --> 00:37:00,340 Just kidding, I don't name them. 480 00:37:09,820 --> 00:37:12,040 - Foot story. - I started... 481 00:37:12,640 --> 00:37:13,840 Oh, OK. The foot story. 482 00:37:14,200 --> 00:37:16,380 I was over there babysitting the other night. 483 00:37:16,390 --> 00:37:19,030 And she said, out of the blue, 484 00:37:19,060 --> 00:37:22,770 she said, "So-and-so kissed me." I can't remember his name. 485 00:37:22,780 --> 00:37:24,720 "So-and-so kissed me at school. 486 00:37:24,730 --> 00:37:26,910 "But I know it wasn't true love's kiss 487 00:37:26,920 --> 00:37:28,960 "because my foot didn't go up." 488 00:37:29,650 --> 00:37:31,600 - What? - Exactly. What? 489 00:37:32,500 --> 00:37:34,290 I didn't know what that meant. I was like, what? 490 00:37:34,300 --> 00:37:36,520 What do you... Really? What do you mean? 491 00:37:38,590 --> 00:37:40,230 Anyway, we get to the part in the movie... 492 00:37:41,470 --> 00:37:44,400 And the prince is about to kiss the princess, 493 00:37:44,410 --> 00:37:47,140 and her foot goes... pop! 494 00:37:50,450 --> 00:37:53,340 I said, "Oh, Rory, your mind, how you think..." 495 00:37:53,350 --> 00:37:54,870 I don't know. Why is she thinking about 496 00:37:54,880 --> 00:37:56,340 those sort of things already? 497 00:37:56,350 --> 00:37:58,690 It was just sweet and cute and I love her. 498 00:38:02,650 --> 00:38:04,510 You're quite madcap, aren't you? 499 00:38:05,020 --> 00:38:07,520 - I can be sometimes. - Little bit? Eh? 500 00:38:14,530 --> 00:38:16,960 Well... 501 00:38:17,860 --> 00:38:19,430 Maybe we see if there's anything to it. 502 00:38:33,310 --> 00:38:36,480 Oh. 503 00:39:21,070 --> 00:39:23,680 It's OK. 504 00:40:15,640 --> 00:40:16,680 Are you awake? 505 00:40:19,150 --> 00:40:19,570 Mm. 506 00:40:22,000 --> 00:40:22,800 I was just thinking about 507 00:40:22,810 --> 00:40:25,270 what you said about my hands being soft. 508 00:40:27,450 --> 00:40:29,580 It's the lanolin in the wool. 509 00:40:35,160 --> 00:40:36,810 I thought you said you wore gloves. 510 00:40:37,230 --> 00:40:38,250 No. 511 00:40:38,750 --> 00:40:41,040 No, you can't wear gloves working with sheep. 512 00:40:47,670 --> 00:40:49,620 You were onto me early. 513 00:40:53,000 --> 00:40:59,000 *CREDITS*