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Where is he?

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We need eyes on him!

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Wait, Frank! There!

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There! Look!

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He's taunting me.

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He knows about my fear of heights.

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It's best not to graft too many
human emotions on the guy.

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Also, I don't think
penguins remember faces.

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Oh, he's gonna remember this one.

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I'm going up.

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Frank. Dude, that's 10 meters.

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That's like half a mile or something.

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Let me go, man.

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No, it's gotta be me.

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You've been duped too many times by him.

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I'm gonna Greg Louganis this bitch.

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Mr. Louganis is most famous for

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hitting his head pretty bad,
but good luck.

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Okay, Oreo, here we are.

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How do you want to play this?

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We could do it the easy way, or the...

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He jumped.

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What an entry! Literally no splash.

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You all saw that?

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That's crazy.

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I got him. I got him, Frank!

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Oh, wait. No, he got out. He got out.

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Oh, come on!

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Okay, this ends... now!

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Oh, all good, I got him.

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Why did I do this!

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If anybody finds a couple
of testicles, they're mine.

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www.subtitulamos.tv

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There they are!

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If you need a penguin to be found

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and you have a very flexible
timetable, these are your guys.

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Now, to make a big day even bigger.

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It's the groundbreaking
for our new annex kennels.

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A whole year of
fundraising culminates today.

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So just to run through the itinerary,

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um, after a quick meet and greet,

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I'm going to take all our VIPs
through the old kennels

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to see how dire the
overcrowding situation is.

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- Then I'm...
- Was.

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No, is.

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Was. Kennels are empty.

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I adopted out all the dogs yesterday.

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It's too bad we don't work
on commission.

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The kennels are empty?

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Did you... did you not read my emails?

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I mean, I don't get to all the emails.

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Can't be alone on that, right guys?

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Shred likes to read them out
loud in the truck,

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so I stay up to date
whether I like it or not.

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It helps with my car sickness.

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The subject line was
"Urgent, Read This".

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- I didn't see it.
- I can't stress to you enough

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how much the optics of
this tour will not work

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if the kennels are empty.

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Hey, boss, I actually got
a potential solve here.

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Oh hey, Emily, is it okay
if Parker showers here?

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A large spider is taking up
residence in our bathtub.

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Seems like he already did. So, okay.

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So, you guys want to make
this event epic, right?

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Here's my pitch.
I sing the national anthem.

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Emily, don't look askance at his offer.

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My boy's got pipes.

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Yeah, okay, um. Thank you.

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It's a no, for me, but thank you.

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So here's what we're going to do.

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All available officers, get me dogs,

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round up every mutt, every stray,

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every gutter hound you can find.

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It's this kind of energy
that makes us the bad guys

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in talking animal movies.

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You all have six hours.
Let's go. Move, people!

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- Let's go.
- Go.

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Frank, quickly,

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before we all take off,
I got you something.

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Well, I got it for you ages ago,
but it only just arrived.

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Are you ready?

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Ta da!

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Oh, El Panino Caldo Superbo.

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Yeah, I ordered it for you

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after Templeton sabotaged your old one,

86
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but it took forever to get here.

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Cool. What a great gift.

88
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Okay. I was expecting another
level of excitement.

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I charged the de-fib
thinking you'd pop a gasket.

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- What's up?
- Oh, no. I love it, I love it.

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You seem distracted.

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Are you prepping for
another colonoscopy?

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- You can't have coffee.
- Sorry.

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My dad was supposed
to call me yesterday.

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He calls me every year on the 11th.

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It's a whole thing.

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That's it.

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No details?

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What's the 11th?

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It's the anniversary of my senior prom.

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I got stood up at the last minute,

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and so I had to take somebody else.

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If you don't tell me every
painful detail of that story,

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I'm going to burn a s'more
on your Caldo Superbo.

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It's not a big deal.
I took my cousin Molly.

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I have so many questions,
because where I'm from,

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we can't... can't get with cousins.

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We barely danced together.

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Barely.

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Okay, okay, I'm leaving.

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But I just want to let you know

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that I really appreciate this
incredibly thoughtful gift.

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I'm touched.

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What's that face?

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This is me being sincere.

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It's unsettling.

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Okay.

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Quickly, before you go,

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would you say she's the cousin
that got away?

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Hey, sorry to interrupt.

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I just want to say I'm stoked
for your big day today.

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Oh, thanks! I'm stoked too.

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I've never said stoked before,
but, um, I...

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Yeah, I hope it goes well.

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It'll be amazing.

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It's been so cool to see
the whole kennel project

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come together,

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if not a little frightening, sometimes.

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You made it happen
and that's pretty badass.

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I don't know, I...

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That's sweet of you to say.

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Yeah.

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Go get me some dogs.

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All right. Yep.

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Okay.

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Ciao Bella.

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Yeah. Ciao. Bella.

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She is so beautiful.

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And I love the adorable way she talks.

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She's from New Zealand.

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Like Bilbo Baggins. That's sick.

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- You should ask her out.
- I've been trying, man.

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We vibed hard at the party
like, you know.

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But now she won't even
give me the time of day,

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even when I ask for the time.

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Yo.

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Do you think you can put in
a good word for me?

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I could do that.

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Patel! Are you kidding me?

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- Dogs! Move!
- Yeah, I was just about to...

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This is all your fault! Fix it!

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Do you think the
groundbreaking ceremonies

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is like a plus one situation?

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I was thinking about bringing Isabelle,

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but things have been weird

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since our whole 'are we
gonna have kids' fight.

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Please don't have kids.
I can't deal with more of you.

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You made that joke last week

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during our house of mirrors call.

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You're off your A-game, brother.

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Are you still on your feelings
about your dad?

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Victoria told me.

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It's just weird
he hasn't called me back.

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I even tried texting him, but nothing.

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Usually when I text him,

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I get a thumbs down within five minutes.

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Well, maybe we could call your brother.

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He's very close with your dad
by Shaw family standards.

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Okay, fine. He's under pestilence.

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I named my siblings
after the four horsemen

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of the apocalypse.

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Oh, cool. Yeah, I love westerns, so.

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What do you want? I'm very busy.

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- Is dad dead?
- Inside.

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He called me, like, a month ago

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to complain about the price
of light bulbs.

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- What are you worried about?
- I'm not worried.

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I was just wondering if he
fell down a flight of stairs.

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I mean, I don't care if he did,

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it's just odd he didn't
call me yesterday.

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I forgot cousin-prom-aversary.

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Oh, wait, wait,

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what was the theme of the dance again?

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I don't remember.

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I do. That was called a setup.

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It was called Star-Crossed Lovers.

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Oh, Frank, look, there's a stray dog.

188
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Wait. Nope. That's a futon.

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Four legs, you can see how I got there.

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You know who's great?

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I'm not investing in whatever
you're about to pitch me.

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That's very funny.
You know who else is funny?

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Parker.

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Great dancer, too.

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Just say what you need to say.

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I'm saying my man is crushing
on you hard,

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but you're not even giving him a chance.

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What's the issue?

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He's charismatic and sexy and fun.

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He's basically boy candy.

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So I'm saying take a lick.

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Have a bite.

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Okay, don't breathe so heavy on me

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when you say stuff like that.

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Parker's not looking for anything real.

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I know this because he's basically

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the dude version of me.

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The old me.

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I don't know, maybe I might be
looking for

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something a little more long term.

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Something with... a little more heart.

212
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All right, this is an entirely
new color on you.

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I think I love it.

214
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No one deserves to find
someone special more than... dog.

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Dog! Dog!

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All right.

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One down.

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And an entire kennel to go.

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Hey! That's my dog.

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Oh sorry, ma'am, but he was loose.

221
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He's on the end of my driveway.

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Yeah, Patel, it seems like it.

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You will have to, um,
produce registration

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- otherwise, unfortunately...
- I always carry it with me.

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Good. Great.

226
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Uh, this is unfortunately
just the first step.

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Vaccination? Here you go.

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Exactly. Very prepared.

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Got it all.

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Not familiar with this vet.

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Now, until we can verify his license...

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OK. We're done. I'm so sorry.

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We're good, thank you.

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What are we gonna do now?

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I don't know, but we better do it soon,

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because I just got an email
from Emily and it's all caps.

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Another email?

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I mean, how am I missing all of these...

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You know what? It's in my spam.

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Wow, there's a lot of these.

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All right, mic check, mic check.

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Who here loves dogs?

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Me!

244
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Sounds great.

245
00:09:03,194 --> 00:09:04,629
Okay, let's move on to seating.

246
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Do we think this is one too many chairs?

247
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Maybe, yeah.

248
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So, we're back from our first
loop around the city.

249
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Amazing! How many dogs did you rescue?

250
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Well, now keep in mind it was
more of a warm-up loop.

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Yeah.

252
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So how many do you have?

253
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One dog. You brought me one dog.

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Wait a second. Is that your dog?

255
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You brought your own pet in.

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A dog's a dog.

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No.

258
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You know what, Pamela's used to
a pretty cush lifestyle.

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I'm gonna go grab her
some string cheese.

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No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

261
00:09:34,556 --> 00:09:36,242
I think, um, Victoria is going
to grab the cheese

262
00:09:36,243 --> 00:09:37,871
because I'm gonna need to talk to you.

263
00:09:38,621 --> 00:09:40,579
I love being the one
who's not in trouble.

264
00:09:40,580 --> 00:09:42,481
Okay, I'm sorry I didn't read one email.

265
00:09:42,482 --> 00:09:43,646
No, it was seven.

266
00:09:43,671 --> 00:09:45,499
One, two, three, four, five,
six, seven emails

267
00:09:45,524 --> 00:09:46,518
about the event.

268
00:09:46,519 --> 00:09:47,887
And if you do not find me
dogs right now,

269
00:09:47,888 --> 00:09:50,489
I will be sending one more
final important email

270
00:09:50,490 --> 00:09:52,364
that will be cc'd to HR.

271
00:09:52,389 --> 00:09:53,759
I think I get what you're saying.

272
00:09:53,784 --> 00:09:55,278
Actually, it'll be cc'd to Bettany

273
00:09:55,303 --> 00:09:57,564
who's sitting in for Rhonda,
who's on vacation in Scottsdale,

274
00:09:57,589 --> 00:09:58,530
but yeah.

275
00:09:58,531 --> 00:10:00,499
Is she finally taking that
turquoise tour?

276
00:10:00,500 --> 00:10:02,669
Yeah, her PT cleared her
shoulder for the trip,

277
00:10:02,670 --> 00:10:04,464
so she's just loading up on broaches.

278
00:10:04,489 --> 00:10:06,144
- Good for her.
- Wait! No,

279
00:10:06,169 --> 00:10:08,089
I will not be baited into side chatter.

280
00:10:08,114 --> 00:10:10,216
Find me dogs... now!

281
00:10:14,581 --> 00:10:16,448
Huge news, Frank. There's been a birth.

282
00:10:16,449 --> 00:10:19,919
Oreo and Patty's egg hatched.
It's a beautiful 57 gram boy.

283
00:10:19,920 --> 00:10:21,754
Both mother and baby are
doing very well.

284
00:10:21,755 --> 00:10:23,622
And later, I'm actually
going to go to the zoo

285
00:10:23,623 --> 00:10:25,457
and visit the new parents
if you'd like to come.

286
00:10:25,458 --> 00:10:27,259
I would not like to,
but I will throw some squid

287
00:10:27,260 --> 00:10:28,695
onto their baby registry.

288
00:10:28,696 --> 00:10:31,363
Okay. Speaking of daddies,
have you heard from yours?

289
00:10:31,364 --> 00:10:32,699
No, I've called him three times,

290
00:10:32,700 --> 00:10:34,042
but his answering machine is full,

291
00:10:34,067 --> 00:10:36,068
although it's been full since 1994,

292
00:10:36,069 --> 00:10:37,770
so I'm trying not to read into it.

293
00:10:37,771 --> 00:10:39,706
I think it's time we do a welfare check.

294
00:10:39,707 --> 00:10:41,240
We are doing nothing.

295
00:10:41,241 --> 00:10:43,542
This is between me
and my maybe dead dad.

296
00:10:43,543 --> 00:10:44,944
Okay, well, speaking of somebody

297
00:10:44,945 --> 00:10:46,451
with a definitely dead dad,

298
00:10:46,476 --> 00:10:48,480
I highly recommend that we go over there

299
00:10:48,481 --> 00:10:51,051
and either rip off the most
painful Band-Aid of your life,

300
00:10:51,076 --> 00:10:54,446
or share a hearty laugh
with Papa Shaw, you know?

301
00:10:54,894 --> 00:10:56,152
Come on, I got you.

302
00:10:56,177 --> 00:10:57,239
You know what?

303
00:10:57,264 --> 00:10:59,634
Let's save the high-five until
after we find my dad's body.

304
00:10:59,659 --> 00:11:00,559
Yeah.

305
00:11:01,276 --> 00:11:02,930
We won't high-five if he's dead.

306
00:11:03,686 --> 00:11:05,420
- We'll hug.
- No, we won't.

307
00:11:05,813 --> 00:11:07,067
Yes, we will.

308
00:11:07,667 --> 00:11:08,767
Hi, you're still here?

309
00:11:08,792 --> 00:11:10,302
Can't let these amenities go to waste.

310
00:11:10,303 --> 00:11:13,272
Hey, any update on Victoria?
You hype me up good.

311
00:11:13,273 --> 00:11:14,774
I hyped you great.

312
00:11:14,775 --> 00:11:16,609
I do have bad news.

313
00:11:17,845 --> 00:11:19,345
You're too handsome for her.

314
00:11:19,346 --> 00:11:20,913
Oh, curse my ancestors.

315
00:11:20,914 --> 00:11:22,246
Yeah, I curse your ancestors.

316
00:11:22,271 --> 00:11:24,416
I guess she wants to find some
uggo to settle down with.

317
00:11:24,417 --> 00:11:26,953
Oh, man. That sucks.

318
00:11:26,954 --> 00:11:28,520
Listen, I wish I could do more,

319
00:11:28,521 --> 00:11:31,090
but, um, I'm kind of in
the doghouse with my boss

320
00:11:31,091 --> 00:11:32,249
because of a doghouse.

321
00:11:32,274 --> 00:11:33,692
What can I do to help my boy?

322
00:11:33,693 --> 00:11:35,594
Nothing, unfortunately, P-Man.

323
00:11:35,595 --> 00:11:37,678
This mission is not for
the ruggedly handsome.

324
00:11:37,703 --> 00:11:42,002
No, this I must do alone...
with Victoria.

325
00:11:42,575 --> 00:11:43,542
Yeah.

326
00:11:43,567 --> 00:11:44,537
Great.

327
00:11:45,605 --> 00:11:46,873
You want what now?

328
00:11:46,874 --> 00:11:49,141
We want to borrow every single
dog that you have.

329
00:11:49,142 --> 00:11:51,010
Oh, I'm gonna have to get my protractor,

330
00:11:51,011 --> 00:11:53,145
because I don't quite understand
your angle, right now.

331
00:11:53,146 --> 00:11:55,622
Okay, we just need them
for Emily's kennel opening,

332
00:11:55,647 --> 00:11:57,632
- and then, we'll give them back.
- I don't want them back.

333
00:11:57,657 --> 00:11:58,650
Great, we'll keep them.

334
00:11:58,651 --> 00:12:00,519
Deal. No, actually, I want them now.

335
00:12:00,520 --> 00:12:03,555
Templeton, we're offering,
literally, to do your job.

336
00:12:03,556 --> 00:12:05,524
Can you just maybe be cool for once?

337
00:12:05,525 --> 00:12:06,723
Cool is not my M.O.

338
00:12:06,748 --> 00:12:09,328
I run hot. Soup in the bath hot.

339
00:12:09,329 --> 00:12:11,663
So if I'm doing you a favor,
I want something in return.

340
00:12:11,664 --> 00:12:12,580
I'm out.

341
00:12:12,605 --> 00:12:14,333
Presumptuous. I'm dating someone now.

342
00:12:14,334 --> 00:12:16,535
She's lovely and I was not
gonna take you out

343
00:12:16,536 --> 00:12:18,369
on a nice seafood date.

344
00:12:19,639 --> 00:12:21,040
She stayed longer than I expected.

345
00:12:21,041 --> 00:12:22,474
Let's make sure she's out of earshot.

346
00:12:22,475 --> 00:12:24,143
You're creeping me
and you're freaking me.

347
00:12:24,144 --> 00:12:25,344
Let's keep this between the boys.

348
00:12:25,345 --> 00:12:26,591
Keep it on the QT.

349
00:12:26,616 --> 00:12:27,944
What do you want? Where's this going?

350
00:12:27,969 --> 00:12:31,512
I want you to be my man,
on the inside, at your precinct.

351
00:12:31,905 --> 00:12:32,973
What does that mean?

352
00:12:32,998 --> 00:12:34,813
I don't know yet, but when I call,

353
00:12:34,838 --> 00:12:37,089
I need you to be the one
to pick up the phone.

354
00:12:37,090 --> 00:12:38,543
It's ominous and weird,

355
00:12:38,568 --> 00:12:40,556
but, you know, I'm under the gun, so.

356
00:12:40,828 --> 00:12:41,951
Fine.

357
00:12:42,137 --> 00:12:43,729
- Let's meet the dogs.
- Okay.

358
00:12:43,730 --> 00:12:46,041
Biter. Biter. Biter.

359
00:12:46,281 --> 00:12:48,767
Cutie pie! Sweetheart.

360
00:12:48,768 --> 00:12:50,270
Biter.

361
00:12:50,570 --> 00:12:52,293
Biter, big time.

362
00:12:56,111 --> 00:12:57,609
Can't believe we're about to enter

363
00:12:57,610 --> 00:12:59,345
the childhood home of Frank Shaw.

364
00:12:59,346 --> 00:13:01,080
Do you have one of those,
uh, little door jams

365
00:13:01,081 --> 00:13:02,248
with your height written in it?

366
00:13:02,249 --> 00:13:03,883
Yeah, we're not that type of family.

367
00:13:03,884 --> 00:13:05,717
Though, there are various
dents in the drywall

368
00:13:05,718 --> 00:13:07,213
to mark the passage of time.

369
00:13:07,500 --> 00:13:09,222
He's dead! He's dead!

370
00:13:12,520 --> 00:13:13,893
He's freaking dead!

371
00:13:13,894 --> 00:13:14,886
I can feel it.

372
00:13:14,911 --> 00:13:16,276
Wait, you said he was fine this morning.

373
00:13:16,301 --> 00:13:17,658
Yes, but then you got me thinking.

374
00:13:17,683 --> 00:13:20,462
So I texted him an
article about immigrants...

375
00:13:20,800 --> 00:13:23,228
and he didn't respond immediately.

376
00:13:24,972 --> 00:13:25,923
I'm fine.

377
00:13:25,948 --> 00:13:28,460
All right, trained cop.
Why don't you step aside.

378
00:13:30,978 --> 00:13:31,978
I'm fine.

379
00:13:31,979 --> 00:13:32,879
Frank...

380
00:13:33,380 --> 00:13:34,646
donkey kick on three.

381
00:13:34,647 --> 00:13:36,816
Yeah. On three. Like we always did.

382
00:13:37,150 --> 00:13:38,417
And one.

383
00:13:41,955 --> 00:13:43,708
Guys, there was a key in the planter.

384
00:13:43,891 --> 00:13:45,891
I'm okay, I'm okay, I'm okay.

385
00:13:45,916 --> 00:13:46,890
Dad!

386
00:13:46,915 --> 00:13:48,827
Couch is clear. Chair, clear.

387
00:13:48,828 --> 00:13:49,962
Okay, he's not in the closet,

388
00:13:49,963 --> 00:13:51,330
but he's got great taste in coats.

389
00:13:51,331 --> 00:13:52,882
Is it too early to call dibs or?

390
00:13:52,907 --> 00:13:54,249
Okay. He's not wedged

391
00:13:54,274 --> 00:13:56,276
between the wall and
the Murphy bed upstairs.

392
00:13:56,436 --> 00:13:57,938
I'm gonna find dad's body first.

393
00:13:57,963 --> 00:13:59,774
Okay, this is not a competition...

394
00:14:04,945 --> 00:14:07,581
Stop, stop, stop pushing
against my hand.

395
00:14:07,606 --> 00:14:08,909
- You're on me.
- Don't push my hand.

396
00:14:12,888 --> 00:14:15,087
Haven't you bastards
learned how to knock?

397
00:14:15,112 --> 00:14:17,994
Oh, for the love of God,
mom died in that bed!

398
00:14:22,795 --> 00:14:25,597
What the hell did you wet wipes
do to my door?

399
00:14:25,598 --> 00:14:27,860
Can you cinch that up, please?

400
00:14:28,168 --> 00:14:30,702
Well, what? Have I given you a complex?

401
00:14:30,703 --> 00:14:33,185
Oh. Sorry, sir, we just...
we thought you were dead.

402
00:14:33,435 --> 00:14:34,795
I'm Shred, by the way.

403
00:14:34,820 --> 00:14:36,542
- Yeah, I know who you are.
- Yes!

404
00:14:36,543 --> 00:14:38,010
I'm obviously very much alive.

405
00:14:38,011 --> 00:14:39,678
Yeah, you made that abundantly clear

406
00:14:39,679 --> 00:14:41,113
when you were humping non-mom.

407
00:14:41,114 --> 00:14:42,814
She has a name. It's Priscilla.

408
00:14:42,815 --> 00:14:45,717
And she was, uh... humping me.

409
00:14:45,718 --> 00:14:48,097
Somebody end this.
Patrick, give me your gun.

410
00:14:48,122 --> 00:14:49,521
No, don't. Stop it, stop it, stop it!

411
00:14:49,522 --> 00:14:51,457
Okay, you're unveiling again.

412
00:14:51,458 --> 00:14:53,492
Could you just double knot it
or something?

413
00:14:53,493 --> 00:14:55,120
Okay, so clearly, the brothers Shaw

414
00:14:55,145 --> 00:14:57,099
are doing a lot of processing right now,

415
00:14:57,124 --> 00:14:58,965
but we are so happy you're alive

416
00:14:58,966 --> 00:15:00,899
and we're even happier
that you're exploring

417
00:15:00,900 --> 00:15:02,726
your sexuality in your sunset years.

418
00:15:02,751 --> 00:15:04,803
I tried you, like, ten times.
You couldn't call me back

419
00:15:04,804 --> 00:15:06,138
during one of your Gatorade breaks?

420
00:15:06,139 --> 00:15:07,539
Frank was very worried about you,

421
00:15:07,540 --> 00:15:08,907
that's why he broke down your door.

422
00:15:08,908 --> 00:15:10,577
You were worried about me, Francis?

423
00:15:11,378 --> 00:15:12,711
That's disgusting.

424
00:15:12,712 --> 00:15:14,413
Okay. Yeah, well, not as disgusting

425
00:15:14,414 --> 00:15:16,848
as the creepy flesh parade
that we stumbled in on.

426
00:15:16,849 --> 00:15:19,051
Oh, you're just jealous
because I met someone.

427
00:15:19,052 --> 00:15:21,487
I don't know what the
hell it is you're waiting for.

428
00:15:21,488 --> 00:15:23,022
And you're my best looking son.

429
00:15:23,023 --> 00:15:24,227
Wait. Who are you talking to?

430
00:15:24,252 --> 00:15:25,491
You know who I'm talking to.

431
00:15:25,492 --> 00:15:26,492
No, I don't.

432
00:15:26,493 --> 00:15:28,283
Hey, there are all kinds of beauty.

433
00:15:28,308 --> 00:15:29,228
You're beautiful.

434
00:15:29,229 --> 00:15:31,163
Oh, look, take it from me, guys.

435
00:15:31,164 --> 00:15:32,398
Life is short,

436
00:15:32,399 --> 00:15:34,566
but it's a hell of a lot more fun

437
00:15:34,567 --> 00:15:36,935
if you share it with someone.

438
00:15:36,936 --> 00:15:38,204
You hear me?

439
00:15:38,205 --> 00:15:39,705
Now, I'm talking to a lot
of gibberish here

440
00:15:39,706 --> 00:15:41,340
because I just had my brains banged out.

441
00:15:41,341 --> 00:15:42,508
Jimmy!

442
00:15:42,509 --> 00:15:43,709
I gotta go.

443
00:15:43,710 --> 00:15:45,744
You two owe me a front door.

444
00:15:45,745 --> 00:15:48,549
Oh, um, I had a... here...

445
00:15:49,837 --> 00:15:51,038
This is for you.

446
00:15:53,186 --> 00:15:54,853
Now get the hell out of here, you pervs.

447
00:15:54,854 --> 00:15:56,955
Is that your cousin? She's beautiful.

448
00:15:56,956 --> 00:15:58,890
Your kids would have been so tall.

449
00:15:58,891 --> 00:16:00,226
Yeah, I don't think height

450
00:16:00,227 --> 00:16:02,094
would have been their most
noticeable trait.

451
00:16:02,254 --> 00:16:05,168
Friends, now that you have
seen our old kennels

452
00:16:05,193 --> 00:16:06,848
and how overcrowded they are,

453
00:16:06,873 --> 00:16:08,734
I hope you can appreciate how necessary

454
00:16:08,735 --> 00:16:09,975
this addition is for us.

455
00:16:10,000 --> 00:16:11,737
I've seen a lot of your creations,

456
00:16:11,738 --> 00:16:13,705
but that one takes my breath away.

457
00:16:13,706 --> 00:16:15,141
You're not getting any.

458
00:16:15,142 --> 00:16:16,275
Okay.

459
00:16:16,276 --> 00:16:17,609
thanks to your generosity,

460
00:16:17,610 --> 00:16:19,745
when you look into
the eyes of the animals here,

461
00:16:19,746 --> 00:16:21,880
they will be saying thank you.

462
00:16:21,881 --> 00:16:23,549
If you would all indulge me
for a moment,

463
00:16:23,550 --> 00:16:25,751
I would like to thank
a group of people that

464
00:16:25,752 --> 00:16:27,719
I could not have done this without.

465
00:16:27,720 --> 00:16:29,389
They made this all possible.

466
00:16:29,889 --> 00:16:32,124
Um, guys, would you join me up here?

467
00:16:32,125 --> 00:16:34,879
Please welcome up Officers
Sands, Patel, Shaw, Taylor

468
00:16:34,904 --> 00:16:36,640
and my executive assistant, Bettany.

469
00:16:36,706 --> 00:16:38,064
Without their tireless help,

470
00:16:38,065 --> 00:16:39,957
we would never have broken ground today.

471
00:16:44,637 --> 00:16:46,405
That is such good digging, y'all.

472
00:16:46,406 --> 00:16:48,440
Don't you guys think that
such a momentous occasion

473
00:16:48,441 --> 00:16:51,009
call for something special,
like the national anthem?

474
00:16:51,010 --> 00:16:53,245
Oh, we don't have any
music queued up, but...

475
00:16:54,020 --> 00:16:55,681
He's just a one-man band.

476
00:16:55,682 --> 00:16:57,273
This one's from the heart, y'all.

477
00:16:57,850 --> 00:17:03,256
? God of Nations at thy feet. ?

478
00:17:03,656 --> 00:17:05,691
What dumb thing is happening here?

479
00:17:05,692 --> 00:17:07,876
It's the New Zealand National Anthem.

480
00:17:08,095 --> 00:17:08,995
Why?

481
00:17:09,296 --> 00:17:11,719
? Hear our voices? ?

482
00:17:11,744 --> 00:17:13,713
I told you my boy had pipes.

483
00:17:14,000 --> 00:17:15,767
Yeah, he's a smoke show.

484
00:17:15,768 --> 00:17:17,195
He's the whole damn fire.

485
00:17:17,220 --> 00:17:20,306
? Our free land.

486
00:17:20,307 --> 00:17:21,973
You know, he learned this for you.

487
00:17:21,974 --> 00:17:22,981
Well, yeah.

488
00:17:23,006 --> 00:17:24,986
I didn't think he'd got it
out of a karaoke book.

489
00:17:25,018 --> 00:17:34,168
? God defend New Zealand.

490
00:17:38,910 --> 00:17:39,811
Okay.

491
00:17:41,861 --> 00:17:43,129
That's my boy!

492
00:17:43,130 --> 00:17:44,515
Let's go, New Zealand!

493
00:17:47,534 --> 00:17:49,401
Did you see how much they were sweating?

494
00:17:49,402 --> 00:17:51,337
Honestly, it would have been
less traumatizing

495
00:17:51,338 --> 00:17:52,905
if we had just found his body.

496
00:17:53,618 --> 00:17:54,840
He looked happy, though.

497
00:17:54,841 --> 00:17:56,142
Yeah, of course he is.

498
00:17:56,143 --> 00:17:57,877
The old prune found
somebody to touch him.

499
00:17:58,245 --> 00:17:59,678
Are you seeing anybody?

500
00:17:59,679 --> 00:18:01,747
Uh, I was seeing this woman, Yasmine,

501
00:18:01,748 --> 00:18:03,549
but I found out that she
was taking pictures of me

502
00:18:03,550 --> 00:18:04,716
while I slept, so.

503
00:18:04,717 --> 00:18:06,818
Huh, she was just trying to catch you
at your most interesting.

504
00:18:06,843 --> 00:18:09,000
How about you? Are you still
dating Mom's ancient friend?

505
00:18:09,025 --> 00:18:11,190
Mimi. Oh, we kind of drifted apart.

506
00:18:11,191 --> 00:18:14,059
She lives south of Tacoma,
and she's got night blindness.

507
00:18:14,060 --> 00:18:16,231
And her son just got a new hip, so.

508
00:18:16,329 --> 00:18:18,598
Her son got a new hip? How old is she?

509
00:18:19,232 --> 00:18:20,359
I never ask.

510
00:18:23,625 --> 00:18:25,153
Do you think there's something
wrong with us?

511
00:18:25,178 --> 00:18:27,038
Well, dad's getting some, and we're not,

512
00:18:27,039 --> 00:18:29,007
so we're not killing it.

513
00:18:29,008 --> 00:18:30,625
What about that Australian girl
from work?

514
00:18:30,650 --> 00:18:31,983
New Zealand. She would destroy you.

515
00:18:32,008 --> 00:18:34,280
No, I wasn't talking about me.
I was talking about you, you, dumbass.

516
00:18:34,281 --> 00:18:35,947
I mean, you obviously have a connection.

517
00:18:35,948 --> 00:18:37,583
We're just coworkers.

518
00:18:37,584 --> 00:18:39,418
I mean, probably technically friends.

519
00:18:39,419 --> 00:18:41,336
We made out with a billionaire together.

520
00:18:41,388 --> 00:18:42,555
You know,

521
00:18:43,290 --> 00:18:46,625
she gave me a panini press today,

522
00:18:46,626 --> 00:18:48,901
but I mean it was like a nice one.

523
00:18:51,298 --> 00:18:52,698
Do you hear that?

524
00:18:52,699 --> 00:18:54,530
It's like a low-pitched wailing.

525
00:18:54,836 --> 00:18:55,867
Is that her?

526
00:18:57,012 --> 00:18:58,103
No, it's him.

527
00:18:58,104 --> 00:18:59,605
Oh, okay.

528
00:18:59,606 --> 00:19:01,079
Wrap it up. Wrap it up.

529
00:19:02,209 --> 00:19:04,163
- Go, go, go, go, go, go!
- It's fine. It's fine.

530
00:19:27,099 --> 00:19:29,163
Now, let that be a lesson, Frank.

531
00:19:29,569 --> 00:19:30,837
Never try.

532
00:19:39,646 --> 00:19:40,746
Hey!

533
00:19:40,923 --> 00:19:42,424
I got your texts about the baby!

534
00:19:42,449 --> 00:19:43,849
Is no one else here?

535
00:19:43,850 --> 00:19:45,584
No, I... I think it's just us.

536
00:19:45,585 --> 00:19:48,186
I texted everybody,
but Frank just responded

537
00:19:48,187 --> 00:19:49,688
with an unsubscribe.

538
00:19:49,689 --> 00:19:51,663
Yeah, this is too wholesome for Frank.

539
00:19:51,688 --> 00:19:53,259
- Yeah.
- Where's the new family?

540
00:19:53,260 --> 00:19:54,526
Well, they were all sort of hiding

541
00:19:54,527 --> 00:19:55,678
behind those rocks over there,

542
00:19:55,703 --> 00:19:57,302
but I did hear the baby chirp,

543
00:19:57,327 --> 00:19:59,295
and it was like, the cutest
sound I'd ever heard.

544
00:19:59,320 --> 00:20:01,032
- Oh my God!
- Yeah.

545
00:20:02,000 --> 00:20:04,770
By the way, you were incredible today.

546
00:20:05,137 --> 00:20:06,886
- No, really?
- Yeah, totally.

547
00:20:06,911 --> 00:20:08,495
I mean, it was my first groundbreaking.

548
00:20:08,520 --> 00:20:09,368
Well...

549
00:20:09,393 --> 00:20:10,842
But you just looked so natural

550
00:20:10,843 --> 00:20:12,558
holding a shovel and posing.

551
00:20:12,583 --> 00:20:14,145
- Oh, thanks.
- It was very cool.

552
00:20:14,146 --> 00:20:15,563
Parker's New Zealand National Anthem

553
00:20:15,588 --> 00:20:16,848
did sort of steal the show.

554
00:20:16,849 --> 00:20:18,450
Yeah, it was better.

555
00:20:18,451 --> 00:20:19,808
Oh, but you were great.

556
00:20:21,548 --> 00:20:23,182
- Thanks.
- Yeah.

557
00:20:23,323 --> 00:20:25,081
Oh, look, here they come.

558
00:20:25,702 --> 00:20:27,125
Oh my gosh!

559
00:20:28,251 --> 00:20:29,895
Oh, they're so cute.

560
00:20:29,896 --> 00:20:31,863
Yeah, it kind of still blows my mind

561
00:20:31,864 --> 00:20:33,399
that they actually walk that way.

562
00:20:33,400 --> 00:20:35,501
Yeah. Look what you did.

563
00:20:35,502 --> 00:20:38,003
I do feel, like, weirdly proud.

564
00:20:38,004 --> 00:20:39,170
You should feel proud.

565
00:20:39,171 --> 00:20:40,378
I feel kind of proud.

566
00:20:40,403 --> 00:20:41,864
You brought him home.

567
00:21:07,402 --> 00:21:09,542
_

568
00:21:10,069 --> 00:21:11,671
Nice and ominous.

569
00:21:11,904 --> 00:21:14,440
You want to split a burger
and fries on the way home?

570
00:21:14,441 --> 00:21:18,445
Oh, and a milkshake.
Pam, you naughty girl.

571
00:21:21,080 --> 00:21:22,116
Frank.

572
00:21:22,141 --> 00:21:23,041
Jeez.

573
00:21:23,076 --> 00:21:23,998
Hey.

574
00:21:24,023 --> 00:21:25,451
Hi, Yasmine.

575
00:21:27,070 --> 00:21:30,127
How long have you been lurking?

576
00:21:31,472 --> 00:21:33,625
Sorry, I was in the
neighborhood for lunch,

577
00:21:33,626 --> 00:21:36,428
so I figured I'd stick around
to see you.

578
00:21:36,429 --> 00:21:38,083
Lunch was eight hours ago.

579
00:21:38,810 --> 00:21:40,578
And were you at my gym yesterday?

580
00:21:40,700 --> 00:21:41,864
Would you care?

581
00:21:43,135 --> 00:21:44,297
Not really.

582
00:21:50,537 --> 00:21:51,893
You got a dog?

583
00:21:52,585 --> 00:21:55,028
Hopper! Doc Whiskers! Behave yourself!

584
00:21:55,053 --> 00:21:59,033
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