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- That's an AirPod.
- You're crazy. It's a barrette.

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Good news.

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Velvet has passed the item
and is doing great.

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This is your last chance
to lock in your guess

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on what velvet crapped out.

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We see this in our house every month.

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It's an AirPod.

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Guys, Velvet lives in
a house full of girls.

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Smart money's on a barrette.

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- He thinks it's a crab.
- Hermit crab.

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Let's do this.

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Two of us are wrong.

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So, that means two of us are right?

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Yeah.

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What is that? Oh, it's a
doll head barrette combo.

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- Yeah!
- Yes.

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And an AirPod.
All right, everybody wins!

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Except for you, Shred.

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It means you have to clean up.

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No, it seems fair.

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Come on, big boy.

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Let's go get some paper towels.

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www.subtitulamos.tv

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Emily's still not here?

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I called her twice, and I left a
message with her mechanic.

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I don't trust that guy.

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Let's not waste this downtime.

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Me and Shred are hosting
an open house tomorrow.

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It's been a tough road
as far as flips go.

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Yeah, the black mold, the squatter,

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the guy that fell through the ceiling.

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And those bones we found in the backyard

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are definitely a human rib cage.

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So, we're asking you
to swing by the house,

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create a bustling ambiance.

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Nobody likes to eat
at an empty restaurant.

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Yeah, maybe come by, put in
a fake offer or a real one.

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Especially if you like fancy
Japanese toilets.

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We installed one in the powder room,

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and it's officially my
favorite seat in the house.

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Here's a kicker.
You help us close a sale,

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you might be entitled to a little taste.

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What kind of taste?

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You reel in a fish, you'll get a nibble.

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Hey, guys.

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Hey, boss. Everything okay?

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Oh, do you want some hand sani?

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What's the point?

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Yeah, I just found out that the city

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is pulling our kennel
construction permits on Monday

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due to a lack of funding, so um...

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Yeah, it took a little extra
time at the drive-thru

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to grieve the death of my dream.

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You're only five minutes late.

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Six, actually.

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I'm sorry I let you all down.

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You guys see that?

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She has breakfast sausage in her hair?

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Yeah, that was sausage.

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You two broke her.

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Us?

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Wait, how is this our fault?

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Emily's dream was alive and well

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until you two decided to have
sex with a billionaire,

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got dumped,

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and then you broke into
her house to throw a rager.

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People are saying it's the biggest
office screw-up since Devon.

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- What?
- Oh, okay. Hold up.

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We're not even in the same
universe as Devon.

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I mean, his screw up is etched
in animal control lore.

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This is barely a water cooler
talking point.

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I don't know, man.

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Templeton's precinct
sent over this cake.

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Congrats on your Frank-up.

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It sounds like a compliment to me.

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Nobody sent baked goods for Devon.

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Yeah, because it wasn't nearly as epic.

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You know, you guys are
on a different scale.

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You were not even here
when Devon was here.

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- You're still new, pipe down.
- Yes, but it is office lore.

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These stories get passed down
through generations,

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and they live inside me now.

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This is not lore.

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The news cycle has moved on,

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and people are talking a lot about

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old sausage hair, now.

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Say that nickname again
and see what happens.

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Man, this is good.

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Frank-up is becoming a verb.

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What we did is a blip.

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What Devon did is officially
part of our safety training.

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Oh, good God!

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We're going to be in
the HR manual next year.

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We got to fix this.

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I just feel terrible for Emily.
Like she's so down.

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No one's going to remember Emily

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in a hundred years. This is forever.

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We gotta rewrite history.

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Ah, text Fiona.

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Convince her to give us the money back.

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Shouldn't I do that

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on account of me texting
since I was seven

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and you wearing your cell phone
on your belt up until last year?

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- It's done. Texted her.
- Okay.

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Hope you didn't Frank that up.

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Go Frank yourself.

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Real good.

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Babe, great job with
the baked potato bar.

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I've never seen one of these
at an open house

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and I go to a lot for the freebies.

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- Ah, you're hitting that up early, huh?
- Yeah.

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Is that a piece of cheese
in the sour cream?

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Oh, yeah. I'm only using one spoon

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to keep the others clean.
You're welcome.

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Hey, hey, hey! What's up?

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Oh, smells like
sandalwood and bacon bits.

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Well done, fellas.

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Where's Emily? I thought
you two were carpooling.

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She's out singing Mary J. Blige
to a dead butterfly.

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What? That's not the
sales vibe we're looking for.

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Can we get her in here? Emily!

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Hey, there she is!

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Oh, what up?

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Listen, if you're not uh,

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you know, feeling up to this,
you don't have to...

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you don't have to do this,
you can go home.

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No, no, no, no, I want to be
here for you guys,

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'cause I know you would be there for me.

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You know, at my groundbreaking,
if it was happening,

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which it's not.

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Oh, no. Are you sure you're okay?

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When was the last time you ate?

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I think it was yesterday... morning.

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Oh, my God, you're in luck, girly.

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It's free-loaded spuds back here.

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Oh. That's nice.

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Yeah, go eat.

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Go have a potato.

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We're going to run out of food.

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Is this the open house?

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Fresh meat.

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Hi, Amit Patel,

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broker, co-owner, proud father
of these exposed beams.

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This is a classic craftsman, great flow

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and it's permitted for a guest house.

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- Thank you.
- Yeah.

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Yeah, sure. Walk yourself around
we're here if you need us. No pressure.

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Love the energy,

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but we're actually not permitted
for a guest house.

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Does she know that?

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Ooh. You hear that, Shred?

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Bettany wants a taste.

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And not just the toe.
I want the whole... baby.

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Yeah. I mean, I think you
jump metaphors,

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but we're excited
to have you on the team.

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Well, you should be,

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because I didn't take that
four-day Suze Orman seminar

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for the tote bag, you know what I mean?

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She said she'd come by at 2:00.
It's 2:20.

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Must be dolling herself up.

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What did your text say?

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- It's totally normal.
- I don't believe you. Let me see...

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let me see your phone.

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Why did you send her a Black Santa?

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Look, I didn't have my readers on.

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Frank!

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- Victoria!
- Allen?

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It is so good to see you.

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Where's Fiona?

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Fiona sends her regards,
but she couldn't make it.

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I knew I should have messaged her.

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You put 'From Frank'
at the end of every text.

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Yeah, so she would know
who was texting her.

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She's authorized me to speak
on her behalf so...

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fire away!

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Allen, we would like Fiona
to reconsider pulling funding

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for the new kennel.

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Sorry, guys, but it's a non-starter.

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Well, you've backed us into a corner,

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so we are left with only one option.

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- The nuclear one.
- What?

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We're going to go wide
with this headline.

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'Lifestyle Maven has
Three-way with City Workers'.

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We didn't have a three...

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Have you been telling people
we had a three-way?

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Doesn't matter, the headline pops.

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Do we have your attention now, Allen?

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So, you are threatening
to break your NDAs?

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That puts me in a pickle.

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because I and the rest of my legal team

191
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would be forced to sue you guys
for everything you're worth,

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which I think is not a lot.

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I get by.

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- So you want me to do it?
- No.

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Okay, I won't.

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Now, would you like me
to validate your parking?

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- Insulting.
- It's $25.

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My associate demands I accept.

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You stamped that?

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Take care of yourselves.

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I hate that look of pity in his eyes.

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It's so genuine.

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Look, we don't need
human emotion, we need cash.

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We could start a GoFundMe.

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Like Devon did after his incident.

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No, it takes way too long.

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How about Rick?

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Our buddy with one ear and $500K?

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Oh, that is brilliant. You're brilliant.

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Because he has heaps of cash
and a heart of gold.

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He has exactly the kind of mope we need.

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He'll save our legacies.

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And the well-being of our friend.

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Emily.

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Yeah, sure.

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I mean, those poor, poor dogs.

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Without that kennel,

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they are just going to be
piled on top of each other.

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You know, barely room to sleep,

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covered in fleas, feces everywhere.

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Mom, can we leave?

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The potato lady's freaking me out.

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Honestly, potato lady is
freaking herself out, kid.

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Uh, if you guys have any
questions, you hurry on back.

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Hey Em.

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I need you for a very
important job down the hall.

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I get it, you want me to go.

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What? No, no, no.

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It's just that we just want
our brightest star

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to help us with this house's
crown jewel.

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We got a Japanese toilet in there.

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Yeah.

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Could... I could bring my potato?

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Yeah, I wish I could say yes,
but, you know, it's, uh, very loaded

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and we just got it steam cleaned...

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That's fine, I'll just bring it.

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Yeah. Okay.

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We got a bit of a situation, guys.

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- You see that couple over there?
- Yes.

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They're talking like they want
to pay in cash,

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but they know there's no competition.

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Dang.

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I wish there was another
young couple here.

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There is.

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You want us to lie.

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Done.

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- Okay, I'm Laura. You're Jeffrey.
- Okay.

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We've been married
three and a half years.

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It was tough at first when I was
in the Peace Corps for two years.

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We had to do long distance,
but we made it work.

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We are relocating to this neighborhood

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because of my job.
I am a human rights lawyer.

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Yes, and my job is mapmaker.

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Let's do insurance rep.

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You know it's boring.
No follow-up questions.

256
00:09:05,946 --> 00:09:07,680
Oh, so I just make maps for fun.

257
00:09:07,681 --> 00:09:10,147
Or just... don't do maps.

258
00:09:14,622 --> 00:09:16,445
Friends! Join me!

259
00:09:16,470 --> 00:09:17,804
Mind if we play through?

260
00:09:17,829 --> 00:09:20,297
Haha, he's kidding.
We respect whatever this is.

261
00:09:20,322 --> 00:09:24,694
How are you guys doing?
It has been too long.

262
00:09:24,985 --> 00:09:27,120
I haven't seen you since
I broke into your house.

263
00:09:28,360 --> 00:09:31,537
And I'm loving the new look.
It's very cult leader chic.

264
00:09:31,538 --> 00:09:32,639
Thank you.

265
00:09:32,640 --> 00:09:34,040
I fell in love with linen in Nepal.

266
00:09:34,041 --> 00:09:35,307
I haven't looked back since.

267
00:09:35,308 --> 00:09:36,843
Well, that's awesome.

268
00:09:36,844 --> 00:09:39,345
There's been a bit of
a hiccup with the new kennel.

269
00:09:39,346 --> 00:09:41,513
Oh, yeah. I heard about
your little snafu.

270
00:09:41,514 --> 00:09:43,215
Kind of a Devon situation.

271
00:09:43,216 --> 00:09:46,552
It's gone wide
across religious boundaries.

272
00:09:46,553 --> 00:09:48,688
How is Emily handling this?
Is she doing okay?

273
00:09:48,689 --> 00:09:50,389
She's a rock, like always.

274
00:09:50,390 --> 00:09:52,091
If you don't mind,
we're not actually here

275
00:09:52,092 --> 00:09:53,587
to take a walk down memory lane.

276
00:09:53,612 --> 00:09:54,667
Then, why are you here?

277
00:09:54,692 --> 00:09:56,124
Are you looking for a little
introspection?

278
00:09:56,149 --> 00:09:58,483
Some interior work? Finally.

279
00:09:59,867 --> 00:10:01,600
- No, we need money.
- Yeah.

280
00:10:01,601 --> 00:10:03,700
I would really love to help.

281
00:10:03,725 --> 00:10:04,660
Thank you!

282
00:10:04,685 --> 00:10:06,420
Or rather, my past self
would have loved to.

283
00:10:07,507 --> 00:10:09,108
And with whom are we speaking?

284
00:10:09,109 --> 00:10:10,677
I gave my settlement money away.

285
00:10:10,678 --> 00:10:13,049
- So, you're broke.
- I'm repaired, actually.

286
00:10:13,180 --> 00:10:16,248
And what does your
new girlfriend think of this?

287
00:10:16,249 --> 00:10:18,885
Anna? Yeah, I had to say
goodbye to her, too.

288
00:10:18,886 --> 00:10:20,787
Well, really,
once I gave the money away,

289
00:10:20,788 --> 00:10:23,255
she became dramatically
less interested in me.

290
00:10:23,256 --> 00:10:24,356
No way.

291
00:10:24,381 --> 00:10:26,817
Anyways, I will keep you
in my daily prayers

292
00:10:26,842 --> 00:10:27,973
alongside Devon.

293
00:10:27,998 --> 00:10:30,266
Okay. We... we are nothing
like that monster!

294
00:10:30,291 --> 00:10:32,425
And we are rewriting our history today!

295
00:10:32,450 --> 00:10:33,979
And this is way too many beads!

296
00:10:34,004 --> 00:10:36,035
You look like a taxi cab
seat cover. Come on.

297
00:10:36,036 --> 00:10:36,936
Yeah.

298
00:10:36,937 --> 00:10:38,470
Oh, hey, guys! Come on!

299
00:10:38,471 --> 00:10:39,829
That took me all...

300
00:10:40,823 --> 00:10:42,947
No, no, no, no, no no,
no, no, no, no, no, no.

301
00:10:45,865 --> 00:10:48,133
I love the natural lighting in here.

302
00:10:48,158 --> 00:10:50,693
It is just so warm
and inviting, you know,

303
00:10:50,718 --> 00:10:52,810
like being inside a glass of Chardonnay.

304
00:10:53,505 --> 00:10:54,585
Three more months,

305
00:10:54,610 --> 00:10:56,593
until I can have more than
half a glass a day.

306
00:10:56,618 --> 00:10:57,548
Oh, yeah.

307
00:10:57,573 --> 00:10:59,058
I saw that this house

308
00:10:59,059 --> 00:11:01,627
is just two blocks from
Brookside Elementary School.

309
00:11:01,628 --> 00:11:03,830
That's one of the top-rated
schools in the city.

310
00:11:03,831 --> 00:11:05,484
Honey, our kids could bike to school!

311
00:11:05,537 --> 00:11:07,097
We're planning on having more.

312
00:11:07,380 --> 00:11:08,811
Are you planning on having kids?

313
00:11:08,836 --> 00:11:10,105
- Of course.
- We're not.

314
00:11:11,772 --> 00:11:14,717
Oh. You, Laura...
You don't want to have kids?

315
00:11:15,008 --> 00:11:17,776
It's just like every mom
I know is so miserable.

316
00:11:18,311 --> 00:11:19,678
Not you though. You're gonna...

317
00:11:19,679 --> 00:11:20,847
It's gonna be so fun.

318
00:11:20,848 --> 00:11:23,652
Yes, of course I knew that
about my wife.

319
00:11:24,109 --> 00:11:27,119
She's just so focused
on her lawyer... stuff.

320
00:11:27,120 --> 00:11:29,521
All right, let's go this way, honey.

321
00:11:29,522 --> 00:11:32,091
Okay, next, I'm gonna do
a thing about my brother

322
00:11:32,092 --> 00:11:33,625
and Hurricane Sandy and a raft.

323
00:11:33,626 --> 00:11:35,027
- Just go with it.
- Yeah. For sure.

324
00:11:35,028 --> 00:11:36,695
Hey, so when Laura says

325
00:11:36,696 --> 00:11:38,339
that she doesn't want to have kids,

326
00:11:38,364 --> 00:11:40,366
how does... how does Isabelle
feel about that?

327
00:11:40,367 --> 00:11:42,869
Isabelle hasn't really thought about it,

328
00:11:42,870 --> 00:11:44,536
but I used to nanny these kids

329
00:11:44,537 --> 00:11:46,627
and they do get you sick,
like, all the time.

330
00:11:46,814 --> 00:11:49,308
Cool. It sounds like
everything's still up for discussion,

331
00:11:49,309 --> 00:11:50,209
so that's good.

332
00:11:50,210 --> 00:11:51,178
Good.

333
00:11:51,845 --> 00:11:53,012
What do you mean, 'good'?

334
00:11:53,013 --> 00:11:55,514
Good. Like everything's
still on the table.

335
00:11:55,515 --> 00:11:57,397
Oh my God. What do
you mean by 'everything'?

336
00:11:57,422 --> 00:11:58,771
Isabelle, you know what words mean.

337
00:11:58,796 --> 00:12:00,558
I'm sorry. You're just, like,
weirding me out right now.

338
00:12:00,583 --> 00:12:01,954
The way you're trying
to plan our future.

339
00:12:01,955 --> 00:12:03,455
Well, do you ever think
about the future?

340
00:12:03,456 --> 00:12:05,324
Okay. Those Japanese robot toilets,

341
00:12:05,325 --> 00:12:07,994
definitely a sign of things
to come, but no.

342
00:12:07,995 --> 00:12:10,196
Come on. Could we just put a pin in this

343
00:12:10,197 --> 00:12:12,564
and go undercover some more?

344
00:12:12,565 --> 00:12:15,534
No. Every time we start to
talk about something serious,

345
00:12:15,535 --> 00:12:16,836
you want to put a pin in it,

346
00:12:16,837 --> 00:12:18,002
and we never circle back.

347
00:12:18,027 --> 00:12:19,746
And I'm just... I'm running
out of pins here.

348
00:12:19,777 --> 00:12:22,103
Okay. How could I know
what I want in the future?

349
00:12:22,409 --> 00:12:23,409
It's the future.

350
00:12:23,410 --> 00:12:24,510
Yeah, but I know

351
00:12:24,511 --> 00:12:25,845
I want to have a house in the suburbs

352
00:12:25,846 --> 00:12:27,713
with the mountains
just a short drive away.

353
00:12:27,714 --> 00:12:29,315
And I want a hypoallergenic dog

354
00:12:29,316 --> 00:12:30,649
that I named after Frank,

355
00:12:30,650 --> 00:12:32,985
who died saving my life
on a kayaking trip.

356
00:12:32,986 --> 00:12:34,953
And I want... kids.

357
00:12:35,155 --> 00:12:37,656
Two girls and a boy,
with a boy in the middle.

358
00:12:37,657 --> 00:12:40,123
- I want a little boy sandwich.
- Oh my God.

359
00:12:41,291 --> 00:12:43,529
Oh, no. Don't tell me you're leaving.

360
00:12:43,530 --> 00:12:45,764
Unless you're running to
the bank to open a home loan.

361
00:12:45,765 --> 00:12:47,566
Oh, no, we're actually pre-approved.

362
00:12:47,567 --> 00:12:50,002
But yeah, this house just isn't for us.

363
00:12:50,003 --> 00:12:51,373
- Not acceptable.
- Sorry?

364
00:12:51,398 --> 00:12:53,840
You'd have to be a true idiot
to let this house go.

365
00:12:53,841 --> 00:12:54,811
Are you true idiots?

366
00:12:54,836 --> 00:12:57,109
No, it's just that the walls
are super thin.

367
00:12:57,110 --> 00:12:59,078
We heard everything Laura and
Jeffrey were fighting about.

368
00:12:59,079 --> 00:13:01,341
- Who?
- Going for a walk, Shred, Jeff!

369
00:13:01,366 --> 00:13:02,618
Don't follow me!

370
00:13:03,751 --> 00:13:05,217
But did you hear that?

371
00:13:05,218 --> 00:13:08,120
This neighborhood is very
pedestrian friendly!

372
00:13:08,121 --> 00:13:09,721
Walk score 67.

373
00:13:09,722 --> 00:13:10,789
What? No way!

374
00:13:10,790 --> 00:13:12,624
Everybody's just a walking.

375
00:13:14,237 --> 00:13:16,470
- Were we a bit mean to Rick?
- Absolutely not.

376
00:13:16,495 --> 00:13:17,578
Who do we call now?

377
00:13:17,603 --> 00:13:20,053
I do have someone, but
you're not gonna like it.

378
00:13:20,078 --> 00:13:22,523
I don't care. The office
lore has jumped the precinct.

379
00:13:22,548 --> 00:13:25,104
Even Rick heard about it,
and he only has one ear.

380
00:13:25,105 --> 00:13:26,105
It's Roman Park.

381
00:13:26,106 --> 00:13:29,041
No. The sham of a dog trainer?

382
00:13:29,042 --> 00:13:31,210
He doesn't have any money.
He lives with his mom.

383
00:13:31,211 --> 00:13:34,114
Oh, no. He... he leveled up.

384
00:13:34,915 --> 00:13:36,328
What up my pack?

385
00:13:36,353 --> 00:13:38,784
I'm celebrating my one millionth
follower by offering the top...

386
00:13:38,785 --> 00:13:40,065
He has a million followers?

387
00:13:40,090 --> 00:13:42,906
He has two million followers.
This post is a week old.

388
00:13:42,931 --> 00:13:44,656
Don't sleep on this... woo, woo!

389
00:13:44,657 --> 00:13:45,925
No, no, no, no, no...

390
00:13:45,926 --> 00:13:47,626
So, are you ready to suck up
to him or what?

391
00:13:47,627 --> 00:13:48,671
Can't do it.

392
00:13:48,696 --> 00:13:50,762
I can't grovel to that
sentient garden gnome.

393
00:13:50,763 --> 00:13:51,861
So, you want Frank-up

394
00:13:51,886 --> 00:13:54,400
to become industry speak
for I'm a selfish snob.

395
00:13:55,107 --> 00:13:58,170
Why do great men have to face
impossible choices?

396
00:13:58,171 --> 00:13:59,571
I don't think you're one of the greats.

397
00:13:59,572 --> 00:14:01,173
Do you think he'll even take our call?

398
00:14:01,174 --> 00:14:02,245
Oh, for sure. Yeah.

399
00:14:02,270 --> 00:14:03,943
He asks to see pictures
of my feet, weekly.

400
00:14:03,944 --> 00:14:06,845
And then he sends me pictures
of his feet.

401
00:14:06,846 --> 00:14:09,309
I cannot believe I'm stooping this low,

402
00:14:09,334 --> 00:14:11,951
but I would give
that hairless cat of a person

403
00:14:11,952 --> 00:14:13,585
a billion pictures of your feet

404
00:14:13,586 --> 00:14:15,654
to not be codified in office lore.

405
00:14:15,655 --> 00:14:18,857
Okay, do... do not give
anyone pictures of my feet.

406
00:14:18,858 --> 00:14:20,644
- You... you brought it up.
- Just to be clear.

407
00:14:25,465 --> 00:14:27,499
Well, well, well...

408
00:14:28,095 --> 00:14:30,208
Never thought I'd see you two again.

409
00:14:32,539 --> 00:14:33,840
- Just come on in.
- Yeah.

410
00:14:33,865 --> 00:14:35,365
It's a... shoes off.

411
00:14:35,390 --> 00:14:36,929
- I'm gonna leave my shoes on.
- Okay.

412
00:14:36,954 --> 00:14:38,077
- Yeah.
- Yeah.

413
00:14:40,393 --> 00:14:41,493
Inside.

414
00:14:41,714 --> 00:14:43,549
Inside. Just go inside.

415
00:14:43,550 --> 00:14:45,018
Inside, inside.

416
00:14:47,868 --> 00:14:49,775
Pretty sick place, huh?

417
00:14:49,800 --> 00:14:51,736
Yep. Sick is right.

418
00:14:51,858 --> 00:14:54,226
Can I interest everyone
in some pear juice?

419
00:14:54,227 --> 00:14:56,495
My gal can whip some up. I have a gal.

420
00:14:56,496 --> 00:14:57,592
Theresa!

421
00:14:57,730 --> 00:14:59,131
Maybe she fled the country.

422
00:14:59,132 --> 00:15:01,000
No, she's around. Big house.

423
00:15:01,001 --> 00:15:04,704
Theresa!!!

424
00:15:05,038 --> 00:15:09,666
Oh, she's around the orchard.
You know, so sit.

425
00:15:11,872 --> 00:15:12,972
Lovely.

426
00:15:13,156 --> 00:15:15,390
So, what do I owe this inconvenience?

427
00:15:15,415 --> 00:15:17,383
Actually, uh we need your...

428
00:15:19,711 --> 00:15:20,887
Oh, this is tough.

429
00:15:21,554 --> 00:15:23,822
I'm having bile come up in my throat.

430
00:15:23,823 --> 00:15:26,825
We're looking for a financial
partner in a kennel facility.

431
00:15:26,826 --> 00:15:27,947
Bup, bup, bup...

432
00:15:29,096 --> 00:15:30,900
I want to hear it from the big lug.

433
00:15:31,164 --> 00:15:33,265
See if he can string
a few words together.

434
00:15:33,266 --> 00:15:35,751
Well, as you may recall
from your attempted grift

435
00:15:35,776 --> 00:15:37,009
of our facility.

436
00:15:37,034 --> 00:15:39,556
Stand up, Frank.
Is this a presentation or not?

437
00:15:39,581 --> 00:15:41,373
Thought you wanted this
to be at eye level.

438
00:15:41,374 --> 00:15:43,009
Oh my God.

439
00:15:43,010 --> 00:15:44,077
Okay.

440
00:15:46,113 --> 00:15:48,714
The animals are in desperate need of

441
00:15:48,715 --> 00:15:51,383
new kennels and access to fresh air.

442
00:15:51,384 --> 00:15:53,952
So I assume you've already
done the soil test on the land

443
00:15:53,953 --> 00:15:55,421
underneath the new kennels.

444
00:15:55,422 --> 00:15:56,886
Soil looks good to me.

445
00:15:57,190 --> 00:16:00,126
Good enough to bury a body in.

446
00:16:00,968 --> 00:16:03,029
Do you know what grade steel the kennels

447
00:16:03,030 --> 00:16:04,096
will be constructed with?

448
00:16:04,097 --> 00:16:06,466
I'm not going to lie to you. Yes.

449
00:16:08,068 --> 00:16:09,969
- I just forget.
- Look, um...

450
00:16:10,970 --> 00:16:13,372
we might not have all the right answers,

451
00:16:13,373 --> 00:16:15,607
but you are asking
all the right questions,

452
00:16:15,608 --> 00:16:17,743
which is why we came to you, right?

453
00:16:17,744 --> 00:16:21,480
Because you're so smart and so savvy.

454
00:16:22,449 --> 00:16:23,650
Am I Frank?

455
00:16:24,251 --> 00:16:25,318
Am I smart?

456
00:16:27,054 --> 00:16:28,076
Yes.

457
00:16:28,255 --> 00:16:29,349
And savvy.

458
00:16:29,374 --> 00:16:31,410
- Okay.
- Say savvy.

459
00:16:32,265 --> 00:16:33,366
Savvy.

460
00:16:33,593 --> 00:16:35,427
Great. I'm interested.

461
00:16:35,428 --> 00:16:36,928
I'll hear the real pitch from Emily.

462
00:16:36,929 --> 00:16:39,465
We just got done telling you the pitch.

463
00:16:39,466 --> 00:16:40,966
Ah, I just want to hear it from someone

464
00:16:40,967 --> 00:16:42,501
who actually knows what
they're talking about.

465
00:16:42,502 --> 00:16:43,569
So, just bring her to me.

466
00:16:43,570 --> 00:16:44,970
Well, Emily has the plans drawn up,

467
00:16:44,971 --> 00:16:47,173
so I'm sure she could
just email them to you.

468
00:16:47,174 --> 00:16:49,341
? Bring her to me.

469
00:16:49,342 --> 00:16:53,412
I'm going down for a nap.
Stay here, 20 minutes.

470
00:16:53,413 --> 00:16:54,313
Tick tock.

471
00:16:55,865 --> 00:16:56,882
Hey.

472
00:16:57,284 --> 00:16:58,451
Are you okay?

473
00:16:59,104 --> 00:17:01,229
I'm relieving you of toilet duty.

474
00:17:01,254 --> 00:17:02,870
- You're good to go.
- Oh, great.

475
00:17:02,895 --> 00:17:05,498
'Cause I... I didn't really know
what I was supposed to be looking for.

476
00:17:05,523 --> 00:17:07,293
How did it, um... How did it go today?

477
00:17:07,294 --> 00:17:08,627
Oh, you know, I don't know.

478
00:17:08,628 --> 00:17:10,762
I was I was kind of distracted.

479
00:17:10,763 --> 00:17:12,264
Me and Isabelle had a fight.

480
00:17:12,265 --> 00:17:13,632
Yeah, I kind of heard.

481
00:17:13,633 --> 00:17:16,302
The walls are pretty thin in this place.

482
00:17:16,303 --> 00:17:17,869
Yeah, they gave us a deal on drywall,

483
00:17:17,870 --> 00:17:19,705
and I'm pretty sure it's just styrofoam.

484
00:17:19,706 --> 00:17:21,208
Mhm, yeah, probably.

485
00:17:21,878 --> 00:17:23,643
Can I ask you a personal question?

486
00:17:24,010 --> 00:17:25,477
Yeah. What are bosses for?

487
00:17:25,478 --> 00:17:27,480
How did you know Rick wasn't the one?

488
00:17:28,714 --> 00:17:29,714
That's weird.

489
00:17:29,739 --> 00:17:31,821
- That's a weird question. I'm sorry.
- No, no, no, no.

490
00:17:31,846 --> 00:17:34,467
I think about it a lot,
actually. Um, it's...

491
00:17:36,523 --> 00:17:38,624
Well, the situation was
kind of complicated.

492
00:17:38,625 --> 00:17:39,988
Yeah. Say no more.

493
00:17:40,044 --> 00:17:41,060
Your business.

494
00:17:41,085 --> 00:17:43,249
- I mean. You know how relationships are.
- We're leaving it there.

495
00:17:43,274 --> 00:17:44,963
Like, how did you know it was time

496
00:17:44,964 --> 00:17:46,398
to break up with Camila?

497
00:17:49,622 --> 00:17:51,024
Also complicated.

498
00:17:52,574 --> 00:17:54,174
Ain't that how it is?

499
00:17:55,074 --> 00:17:56,676
It is, ain't it?

500
00:18:01,348 --> 00:18:03,249
- Oh. It's Frank.
- Ooh. Frank.

501
00:18:03,250 --> 00:18:04,751
Hey. What's up?

502
00:18:05,853 --> 00:18:07,018
Wait. Really?

503
00:18:07,019 --> 00:18:08,019
Oh my gosh.

504
00:18:08,020 --> 00:18:09,555
Yes, yes.

505
00:18:09,556 --> 00:18:11,923
No, no, yeah, of course
I can be there right now.

506
00:18:11,924 --> 00:18:13,213
I'll leave right now.

507
00:18:13,426 --> 00:18:14,494
Okay, great.

508
00:18:15,121 --> 00:18:17,590
Frank and Victoria, think they
found an investor for the kennel.

509
00:18:17,615 --> 00:18:18,697
I have a second chance!

510
00:18:18,698 --> 00:18:19,998
Why did I eat so many potatoes?

511
00:18:19,999 --> 00:18:21,667
Just go! Go, go, go! You got it.

512
00:18:21,668 --> 00:18:22,834
I'm not really ready, though.

513
00:18:22,835 --> 00:18:24,236
I don't have any of my binders with me.

514
00:18:24,237 --> 00:18:25,937
And all the turf samples
are at the office.

515
00:18:25,938 --> 00:18:28,340
You got this.
You're prepared for anything.

516
00:18:28,341 --> 00:18:29,541
Okay. Yeah.

517
00:18:29,542 --> 00:18:31,910
I mean, I do have backup binders
in my trunk,

518
00:18:31,911 --> 00:18:33,345
and then I have Pepto in my glove box.

519
00:18:33,346 --> 00:18:35,282
Yeah, okay! Thank you, Shred.

520
00:18:36,015 --> 00:18:38,016
- I'm just gonna just...
- Oh, sure.

521
00:18:38,017 --> 00:18:39,172
for the road.

522
00:18:40,953 --> 00:18:43,755
And what you have before you
is our full, comprehensive plan.

523
00:18:43,756 --> 00:18:44,750
As you can see,

524
00:18:44,775 --> 00:18:46,720
with just a modest increase
in the kennel space,

525
00:18:46,745 --> 00:18:50,311
the number of animals we'll be
able to save is just staggering.

526
00:18:58,456 --> 00:19:00,306
And I'll be able to sell my merch there?

527
00:19:00,307 --> 00:19:01,207
Yeah.

528
00:19:01,808 --> 00:19:02,809
I'm in.

529
00:19:03,276 --> 00:19:04,976
Wha... you're... you're in?

530
00:19:04,977 --> 00:19:06,122
You have a deal.

531
00:19:06,413 --> 00:19:07,879
Frank, were you listening?

532
00:19:07,880 --> 00:19:09,715
Now, this is how you make
a presentation.

533
00:19:09,716 --> 00:19:10,705
Oh, my gosh!

534
00:19:10,730 --> 00:19:12,584
Roman, you don't know how much
this means to me.

535
00:19:12,585 --> 00:19:14,286
- I don't.
- Thank you! Thank you!

536
00:19:14,287 --> 00:19:15,321
Okay.

537
00:19:15,322 --> 00:19:16,322
You guys!

538
00:19:16,323 --> 00:19:17,874
That was amazing.

539
00:19:18,458 --> 00:19:20,459
- Why do you smell like potatoes?
- I ate four.

540
00:19:20,460 --> 00:19:21,627
What a day! I just...

541
00:19:21,628 --> 00:19:23,161
I can't believe you guys
made this happen.

542
00:19:23,162 --> 00:19:25,096
And what a story this will make.

543
00:19:25,097 --> 00:19:28,600
The bards of office history
shall sing of this day!

544
00:19:28,601 --> 00:19:29,501
What?

545
00:19:30,136 --> 00:19:31,570
This will be fun, Frank.

546
00:19:31,571 --> 00:19:33,894
I'm excited to get to spend
a lot more time with you.

547
00:19:38,988 --> 00:19:40,145
It feels like a water balloon.

548
00:19:40,170 --> 00:19:41,448
I'm missing bones.

549
00:19:45,908 --> 00:19:47,101
Assistance needed.

550
00:19:47,126 --> 00:19:48,594
I hate to see her like this.

551
00:19:48,764 --> 00:19:49,897
I love Emily,

552
00:19:49,922 --> 00:19:51,951
but how do you mess up
guarding a toilet?

553
00:19:51,976 --> 00:19:53,692
This house is cursed.
We're never gonna unload it.

554
00:19:53,693 --> 00:19:55,761
- I needed that extra money.
- Me too.

555
00:19:55,762 --> 00:19:57,053
Why did you need it?

556
00:19:57,223 --> 00:19:58,697
Stupid dream, it's stupid.

557
00:19:58,698 --> 00:19:59,798
All dreams are stupid.

558
00:19:59,799 --> 00:20:00,904
I've always wanted to visit

559
00:20:00,929 --> 00:20:03,579
all 32 major league baseball
stadiums in one season.

560
00:20:03,604 --> 00:20:05,313
That dream's not stupid. That's fun.

561
00:20:05,338 --> 00:20:07,038
But I'm sorry,
that's not going to happen.

562
00:20:07,039 --> 00:20:09,207
Oh, no. I got, like, 20 side
hustles in play right now.

563
00:20:09,208 --> 00:20:10,809
I just need one of them to hit.

564
00:20:10,810 --> 00:20:12,711
Excuse me. Are you the realtors?

565
00:20:12,712 --> 00:20:14,446
Because this place is amazing.

566
00:20:14,447 --> 00:20:15,918
Uh, yes. Yes, we are.

567
00:20:15,943 --> 00:20:18,049
And we'd be delighted
to tell you about it.

568
00:20:18,050 --> 00:20:20,719
Oh, our toilet is excited too.

569
00:20:20,720 --> 00:20:22,780
- Won't you join us in the kitchen?
- Join us in the kitchen.

570
00:20:22,805 --> 00:20:23,711
Yeah!

571
00:20:23,736 --> 00:20:24,811
Malfunction.

572
00:20:25,358 --> 00:20:26,258
Hey.

573
00:20:26,793 --> 00:20:27,693
Hi.

574
00:20:29,228 --> 00:20:30,796
So, uh, did Laura

575
00:20:30,797 --> 00:20:33,115
completely blow things up with Jeffrey?

576
00:20:33,140 --> 00:20:34,079
No.

577
00:20:34,104 --> 00:20:36,880
Uh, Jeffrey's sorry things
got so out of hand.

578
00:20:37,145 --> 00:20:40,482
Laura is realizing
that she's never actually

579
00:20:40,507 --> 00:20:43,208
considered the future because
she's never had a reason to.

580
00:20:43,209 --> 00:20:46,579
Well, uh, do you have a reason to now?

581
00:20:48,334 --> 00:20:49,468
Maybe.

582
00:20:51,700 --> 00:20:54,320
I am talking to Isabelle
and not Laura, right?

583
00:20:54,321 --> 00:20:55,887
No. It's Julie.

584
00:20:55,888 --> 00:20:58,990
Okay. I can't do another character.

585
00:20:58,991 --> 00:21:01,360
No, no, no, no, Julie's my first name.

586
00:21:01,361 --> 00:21:02,637
Isabelle's my middle.

587
00:21:02,662 --> 00:21:05,230
I started going by it
in my 20s for tax purposes.

588
00:21:05,231 --> 00:21:06,614
- What?
- Yeah.

589
00:21:06,639 --> 00:21:08,567
There's still so much we need
to learn about each other.

590
00:21:08,568 --> 00:21:09,489
I know.

591
00:21:09,514 --> 00:21:11,937
For instance, my name
is not actually Shred, so.

592
00:21:11,962 --> 00:21:13,134
I knew that.

593
00:21:13,159 --> 00:21:14,249
Yeah.

594
00:21:23,573 --> 00:21:25,917
Everyone! Barbecue in the courtyard.

595
00:21:25,918 --> 00:21:28,787
We rewrote history so
we deserve victory bison.

596
00:21:28,788 --> 00:21:29,921
Wait. What did you buy?

597
00:21:29,922 --> 00:21:31,457
I told you to get turkey burgers.

598
00:21:31,458 --> 00:21:32,591
I know, Bison's manlier

599
00:21:32,592 --> 00:21:34,360
and goes better with rosemary aioli.

600
00:21:34,361 --> 00:21:35,461
What do you guys think?

601
00:21:35,462 --> 00:21:37,596
I got a hard hat for the groundbreaking.

602
00:21:37,597 --> 00:21:39,398
It's riding pretty high.

603
00:21:39,399 --> 00:21:42,233
Here, I think you can
actually adjust it like that.

604
00:21:42,234 --> 00:21:43,869
Oh, that's what that's for.

605
00:21:43,870 --> 00:21:45,771
You had to test out
the new crossbow, Devon.

606
00:21:45,772 --> 00:21:47,357
Hell of a shot, though.

607
00:21:48,017 --> 00:21:50,603
Wiped out a whole freaking
species of fruit bats.

608
00:21:50,770 --> 00:21:53,272
Yeah, that's way worse than what we did.

609
00:21:53,297 --> 00:21:55,065
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610
00:21:55,090 --> 00:21:59,033
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