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We've allowed this to devolve
to fire hazard status.

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And worse...

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it's blocking my access to the gym.

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What are you up to now, Frank,
like, ten kilos?

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Don't try to burn me
with the metric system.

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It wastes everyone's time.

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Yeah. No, I regret it.

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Alright, Shred, this is your idea,

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start stacking.

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What? No, this was your idea.

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Yeah. Okay. Sure.

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We could go higher.

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Did y'all find the record for this yet?

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Nothing yet.

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I just keep getting
"In Memoriam" tribute videos.

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- Woohoo!
- Yeah!

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There's a bunch of empty
beer cans up here.

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Could be anybody's.

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And that's lunch! Alright.

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What are you guys feeling like?
Where do you wanna go?

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I'd kill for some sush.

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Very funny, guys.

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Guys?

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I see storm clouds!

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www.subtitulamos.tv

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But, babe, if you call in sick,

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we can beat the traffic
and get to the lake early.

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Yeah, totally.

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But, like, I'm already at work,
and I feel amazing.

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Alright, I'll get you around 5:00?

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Yeah. Okay.

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Uh... let's do the morning
meeting, everyone.

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Maybe wrap up the personal chit-chat.

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If you change your mind,

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stick your fingers down your throat.

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Okay. I'll only think
about you while I do it.

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Okay...

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Oh, wait. Where's Patel?

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He's wrapping up a Zoom
couples therapy session

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in the locker room.

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Maya and her therapist
are really batting him around.

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Okay, we can start without him.

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Alright, people.

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We're gonna have a great day today.

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First up.

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Oh, right. We're gonna have
a tough day today.

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So, we have a, uh... surrendered dog...

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who has reached the end of the sidewalk.

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And he must go to
the big farm in the sky.

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I'm so, so sorry.

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It's the hardest part of the job.

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Actually, the hardest part is listening
to your tortured metaphors.

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I mean, I think we know
what you're saying.

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What I'm saying is,
one of you needs to take

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our canine client to play
fetch with dog Jesus.

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- Dog Jesus.
- Or whatever dog God you believe in.

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Crystal clear. Great.

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I just want to officially say... not it.

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Not it!

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But who said it first?

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Children. All of you.

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Once again, I will step up
and carry this burden

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on my very broad shoulders.

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Awesome.

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As your coworkers, we'd just
like to say thank you

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for being so emotionally closed off.

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Damn right. And you know why?

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Because I'm a professional man.

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I absorb the darkness so that
others can stand in the light.

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Yeah, but I can't absorb
the darkness today.

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I gotta be in the right
headspace going into this epic,

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romantic weekend with Isabelle.

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Yeah, we're all aware of
your lake house plans, Shred.

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We were all on the text thread.

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Can you ride with someone else?
I need a break.

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I can't stand listening to you
talk about fresh water

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intercourse anymore.

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Oh, it's just al fresco sex, Frank.

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I don't know where all this
body shaming's coming from.

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Oh, it's not shaming.

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I'm just worried for the lake
and the kids in the inner tubes

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who are swimming through your sex filth.

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Okay, I think this meeting's about done.

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I'm gonna wrap it up.

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Figure out the dog thing, please?

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Thank you.

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Can you take him, please?

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Yes! Wait, would you? Please, would you?

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What's in your lunch sack?

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Coconut marshmallow balls.

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Great. I'll have all of them.

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There's eight, but... sure.

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Nothing like paying a third party

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to tell you you're wrong
about everything!

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What's going on here?

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You got traded to my truck
for a cancerous dessert.

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And, we have a drop-off at Precinct 13.

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The farm? Oh, come on!

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I just think it's unprofessional.

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A couples therapist should
remain neutral.

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I mean, to not even
let me finish my story

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about the sponge.

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- It's basically...
- Sorry, I'm gonna stop you right there.

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That's our hour.

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Frank, I gotta get this out.

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Yeah, I don't know how
it works in truck 8

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but in truck 12,
we swallow our feelings.

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Oh, wow. This dog's got
several biting incidents.

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Wait, are you reading the file?
You never read the file.

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Why?

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Because you could find out
something about the dog

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that connected to you personally.

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Hopper. Oh, he's a police dog
just like you.

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Bit of a hard case.

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Problems with authority.

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Irrational hatred of mail carriers.

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Sound like anyone we know?

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My Carhartt catalog never
shows up on time. Okay?

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Give it. This is mine.

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Let's talk about something else.

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So here's the thing. I'm always
the last one in the kitchen.

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Anything but the sponge, please!

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Very cool of your old boss
to let us use her lake house.

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Should we bring her, like,
a thank you gift?

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No, no, we should leave it
just like we found it.

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Almost like we were never there.

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Cool. And are we gonna pick up
the keys on the way?

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Don't even need them.
I got the garage code.

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Right.

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Shred, is my snake hunting
getting in the way

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of your personal call?

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I gotta go. I gotta go.

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Sorry.

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You guys are 100 percent breaking into

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her old boss's house this weekend.

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- You know that, right?
- Oh, yeah.

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I am fully aware, and I don't love it.

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Honestly, I really like Isabelle.

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I'm just not always
comfortable with her...

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Her frequent misdemeanors?

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Yes.

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You're with a bad girl.

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And we're a lot of fun,
but easily bored.

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Yeah. I don't think she finds
my nervousness sexy.

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I got him. I got him, I got him.

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You got a real escape artist
on your hands, sir.

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My God, thank you.
You guys are incredible.

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Our pleasure. Always happy
to be of service.

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So...

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Is there anything else
that we can do for you?

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Nope.

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Nope. Just got the one snake.

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Right. Yeah.

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Oh my gosh. No way.

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I couldn't possibly accept that.
That's so sweet.

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But not at all why we do the job.

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- Graves.
- Shaw.

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What do you got?

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Old dog. Biter.

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Alright. Sign this.

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- Graves.
- Shaw.

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What are you doing? You looking back?

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You never look back.

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Oh, no. Look at him.
He's saying goodbye.

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He's not. Keep walking.

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Hey, buddy.

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Damn it!

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Rookie move.

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Graves...

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I changed my mind.
I'll take the dog back.

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Sorry. You signed the form.
It's out of my hands.

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He's... literally in your hands.

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Come on. It's a police dog.

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Who has three reported biting incidents.

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Come on, man. Just give me the dog.

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Next time, don't look back.

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Gotta get that dog back.

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What do you mean, like,
bust him out of jail?

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That's exactly what I mean.

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Look... I'm already stressed.

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Please do not add a dog heist to it.

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I don't need to get suspended
and be stuck at home all day.

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Not in the middle of SpongeGate!

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Three. Two. One. Let's go.

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Four. Five. Six. Let's not.

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Nobody listens to me.

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Hey. So, we've been partners
for about 90 minutes now,

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and I feel like we can be
straight with each other.

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You felt weird when I took the tip.

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Yes. I felt very weird.

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It just feels like maybe
a gratuity isn't optional

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when the person asking has a taser.

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Well-behaved women rarely make history.

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I feel like that saying is
reserved for women that, like,

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shape historical events, like uh...

196
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God, how can I not think of
one famous woman?

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00:08:05,410 --> 00:08:07,248
Look, if you wanna keep your bad girl,

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you're gonna have to loosen up.

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Being scandalized by me
shaking down the snake owner

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for a tip... not sexy.

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- Yeah. No, it didn't feel sexy.
- Yeah.

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You need to stop clutching your pearls.

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A girl like Isabelle,

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she's gonna need someone who's
gonna push the edge a little.

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Maybe...

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Maybe you should get a nipple piercing.

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Crazy.

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Yeah, I don't know about that, but...

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I suppose it couldn't hurt
to dabble in the dark arts.

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Sandra Day O'Connor!
She did... she did something.

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Okay.

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You okay?

213
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Ah, I lost a contact lens.

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Can't find it in the truck.

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You mind if I take a look around?

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You mind helping me look?
I'm half blind here.

217
00:09:02,408 --> 00:09:04,641
This might, uh, take a while. Sorry.

218
00:09:04,807 --> 00:09:06,474
- Found it!
- What?

219
00:09:06,644 --> 00:09:08,578
That's not actually possible.

220
00:09:09,881 --> 00:09:11,223
You got solution to clean it up?

221
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Shoot.

222
00:09:12,199 --> 00:09:14,654
You know, I do, but it's back
at the precinct.

223
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I'll just, uh...

224
00:09:16,279 --> 00:09:18,524
give the old girl a rinse-a-doo later.

225
00:09:18,664 --> 00:09:19,997
No worries, I got ya.

226
00:09:20,022 --> 00:09:20,980
What?

227
00:09:27,334 --> 00:09:28,409
Hopper.

228
00:09:30,772 --> 00:09:31,879
Hey, Hopper.

229
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We're gonna get you outta here, okay?

230
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We're gonna get you outta here.

231
00:09:43,480 --> 00:09:44,655
LeBron...

232
00:09:44,986 --> 00:09:46,805
How'd you get this open?

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God dang it.

234
00:10:04,411 --> 00:10:05,455
Almost there.

235
00:10:16,432 --> 00:10:18,766
Ain't nothing to it, nothing to it.

236
00:10:25,261 --> 00:10:26,480
It burns!

237
00:10:26,505 --> 00:10:28,787
You need more solution.
I got some in the back.

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Okay.

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Patel!

240
00:10:35,271 --> 00:10:36,248
Frank?

241
00:10:36,273 --> 00:10:37,393
Get over here!

242
00:10:37,968 --> 00:10:40,034
- What are you doing in there?
- What's wrong with your eyes?

243
00:10:40,058 --> 00:10:41,211
Plan backfired.

244
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- Get me out!
- Okay.

245
00:10:45,499 --> 00:10:48,347
Come on, buddy. Come here.
We're outta here.

246
00:10:48,371 --> 00:10:49,329
Let's go.

247
00:10:57,898 --> 00:10:58,885
What?

248
00:11:00,949 --> 00:11:02,024
Damn it.

249
00:11:02,049 --> 00:11:03,579
You had to look back, huh?

250
00:11:03,604 --> 00:11:06,031
I shouldn't have looked back.
That was a mistake.

251
00:11:07,347 --> 00:11:08,479
Here you go.

252
00:11:08,504 --> 00:11:10,640
Pearl's back from her little
sojourn up the chimney.

253
00:11:11,158 --> 00:11:12,397
Oh, Pearl.

254
00:11:12,464 --> 00:11:13,964
Thank you so much.

255
00:11:13,989 --> 00:11:15,669
No, it was our pleasure.

256
00:11:16,149 --> 00:11:18,219
Okay. Time to push the edge.

257
00:11:18,382 --> 00:11:19,944
Old people try and give you snacks.

258
00:11:19,968 --> 00:11:21,206
Make sure you hold out for cash.

259
00:11:21,230 --> 00:11:23,208
Yeah. Cool. Um... I love this plan.

260
00:11:23,232 --> 00:11:24,718
I just don't wanna do it anymore.

261
00:11:24,743 --> 00:11:26,909
Okay. You have a lovely day, ma'am.

262
00:11:26,934 --> 00:11:29,450
Officer Taylor, I will be
waiting for you in the truck.

263
00:11:29,475 --> 00:11:30,444
Cool.

264
00:11:30,550 --> 00:11:32,527
So... what a day.

265
00:11:36,785 --> 00:11:38,222
Thank you, again.

266
00:11:38,247 --> 00:11:41,269
Yeah. Were you satisfied
with the service?

267
00:11:42,382 --> 00:11:43,359
Yes.

268
00:11:43,383 --> 00:11:44,427
Great.

269
00:11:45,930 --> 00:11:47,996
Is there something else, Officer?

270
00:11:48,916 --> 00:11:51,638
Well... You tell me, ma'am.

271
00:11:55,761 --> 00:11:57,067
No, I get it.

272
00:11:57,092 --> 00:11:59,287
But if any other spots open up
at the shelter, let me know,

273
00:11:59,311 --> 00:12:00,555
'cause Hopper's a great dog.

274
00:12:00,580 --> 00:12:03,925
And... uh, if you call me back,
use my cell phone.

275
00:12:03,950 --> 00:12:05,468
I think I'm about to be fired.

276
00:12:05,492 --> 00:12:08,071
Frank, you stole a dog from Precinct 13?

277
00:12:08,096 --> 00:12:09,472
I didn't steal a dog.

278
00:12:09,496 --> 00:12:12,300
I liberated a hero who had
a sterling career, retired,

279
00:12:12,324 --> 00:12:14,354
and was adopted by a dick.
It's all in the file.

280
00:12:14,379 --> 00:12:16,728
You looked at the file?
You never look at the file.

281
00:12:16,875 --> 00:12:18,219
I'm gonna get to you later.

282
00:12:18,243 --> 00:12:19,547
Just take your time.

283
00:12:19,572 --> 00:12:21,484
Frank, that dog bit multiple people.

284
00:12:21,508 --> 00:12:24,269
No, the dog bit one person
multiple times, the owner.

285
00:12:24,293 --> 00:12:25,444
The aforementioned dick.

286
00:12:25,468 --> 00:12:26,706
Someone's getting attached.

287
00:12:26,730 --> 00:12:28,491
What happened to Mr. Professional Man?

288
00:12:28,515 --> 00:12:30,493
Oh, he's still there.
His shoulders are still broad.

289
00:12:30,517 --> 00:12:32,016
He's just helping a fallen comrade.

290
00:12:32,040 --> 00:12:34,279
Okay, well, you have to take
Hopper back to Precinct 13

291
00:12:34,303 --> 00:12:35,823
so that they can...

292
00:12:36,174 --> 00:12:37,238
They can what?

293
00:12:37,262 --> 00:12:40,462
They can take him to get
a belly rub from the Lord.

294
00:12:40,806 --> 00:12:42,461
I'm gonna give you six hours.

295
00:12:42,485 --> 00:12:43,724
Now, let's talk about the goat.

296
00:12:43,749 --> 00:12:45,329
Oh, that's Patel. He looked back.

297
00:12:45,955 --> 00:12:49,512
Patel, Precinct 13 is pissed.
He was their therapy goat.

298
00:12:49,536 --> 00:12:52,471
You're a therapy goat?
You slippery little...

299
00:12:52,495 --> 00:12:54,255
Why do they get such a special goat?

300
00:12:54,279 --> 00:12:55,909
I don't know, 'cause it's a brutal job.

301
00:12:55,933 --> 00:12:58,276
They have two freezers and
only one of them is for food.

302
00:12:58,719 --> 00:13:00,218
Okay, now your turn.

303
00:13:00,242 --> 00:13:01,480
Can I just have a second?

304
00:13:01,504 --> 00:13:02,960
I'm processing a lot of
imagery right now.

305
00:13:02,984 --> 00:13:03,972
No. You cannot.

306
00:13:03,997 --> 00:13:05,854
You shook down an old lady for a tip?

307
00:13:05,934 --> 00:13:06,949
What?

308
00:13:07,683 --> 00:13:08,748
That is crazy.

309
00:13:08,772 --> 00:13:10,097
Yeah, and she also seemed to think

310
00:13:10,121 --> 00:13:11,381
that you were propositioning her.

311
00:13:11,406 --> 00:13:13,274
I'm sorry, are you doing
that thing where you get me

312
00:13:13,298 --> 00:13:14,493
to confess to a lesser crime

313
00:13:14,517 --> 00:13:15,668
by accusing me of a bigger crime?

314
00:13:15,692 --> 00:13:18,062
Officer rubbed his fingers together,

315
00:13:18,086 --> 00:13:20,983
licked his lips, and said, and I quote,

316
00:13:21,008 --> 00:13:23,828
"would swing by to catch
that kitty anytime."

317
00:13:23,858 --> 00:13:25,886
Okay. Yep. Mistakes were made.

318
00:13:25,911 --> 00:13:27,987
But I can make it up to her, you know.

319
00:13:28,012 --> 00:13:30,282
I'll go by after work,
bring her nice flowers.

320
00:13:30,307 --> 00:13:31,336
A bottle of wine.

321
00:13:31,360 --> 00:13:32,808
Good God, don't do that.

322
00:13:32,833 --> 00:13:34,201
What you're gonna do is you're gonna do

323
00:13:34,226 --> 00:13:36,167
kennel duty deep clean, all by yourself.

324
00:13:36,191 --> 00:13:37,078
All of them.

325
00:13:37,103 --> 00:13:38,202
Cool.

326
00:13:38,395 --> 00:13:39,729
That's gonna take all night.

327
00:13:39,760 --> 00:13:41,448
And I don't know if I mentioned this,

328
00:13:41,473 --> 00:13:42,739
but this weekend, me and Isabelle...

329
00:13:42,763 --> 00:13:44,823
You mentioned, yeah. You mentioned.

330
00:13:45,722 --> 00:13:47,286
I will cancel my plans.

331
00:13:47,311 --> 00:13:49,284
That would be so great. Thank you.

332
00:13:50,379 --> 00:13:52,111
Well, well, well.

333
00:13:52,381 --> 00:13:55,171
For once, look who's the star student.

334
00:13:55,476 --> 00:13:56,345
Me.

335
00:13:57,774 --> 00:13:59,787
Damn it, damn it,
damn it, damn it, damn it!

336
00:13:59,812 --> 00:14:02,478
That's my, um... my birth control.

337
00:14:02,503 --> 00:14:03,621
A lotta different colors.

338
00:14:03,646 --> 00:14:05,621
Yeah, different colors
for different days.

339
00:14:05,699 --> 00:14:07,573
Do not let the dog eat the yellow.

340
00:14:10,995 --> 00:14:13,159
I know it's just a sponge.

341
00:14:13,184 --> 00:14:15,728
But to not let me say
my side of the story, that's...

342
00:14:15,752 --> 00:14:18,122
that's no partnership.
I'll tell you that much.

343
00:14:18,146 --> 00:14:19,263
Know what I mean?

344
00:14:19,495 --> 00:14:20,627
Exactly!

345
00:14:20,714 --> 00:14:22,213
What am I looking at?

346
00:14:22,237 --> 00:14:24,781
LeBron is the real deal.
You need to talk to this guy.

347
00:14:24,805 --> 00:14:27,498
Yeah, I don't know if I trust
his beady eyes, pointy ears,

348
00:14:27,523 --> 00:14:30,284
or the complete inability
to process human language.

349
00:14:30,309 --> 00:14:32,648
Plus, in every horror film...
he's Satan.

350
00:14:32,673 --> 00:14:34,051
Frank, use the goat.

351
00:14:34,075 --> 00:14:36,662
That dog Hopper's triggering
all sorts of stuff in you.

352
00:14:36,686 --> 00:14:38,520
I got three hours to find him a home.

353
00:14:38,545 --> 00:14:39,930
I've checked every rescue and shelter

354
00:14:39,955 --> 00:14:41,537
and I even messaged a woman on the apps.

355
00:14:41,561 --> 00:14:43,147
She thought I was a PetSmart bot.

356
00:14:43,171 --> 00:14:44,691
Just adopt the dog.

357
00:14:44,738 --> 00:14:46,343
My home life is not set up for that.

358
00:14:46,368 --> 00:14:47,432
I got a cat.

359
00:14:47,457 --> 00:14:50,414
And a job. Wow. How do you do it?

360
00:14:50,874 --> 00:14:52,722
Alright. I'm gonna go do what I do best.

361
00:14:52,746 --> 00:14:54,426
Formulate a plan as I go.

362
00:14:56,445 --> 00:14:58,099
I love my daughter.

363
00:14:58,839 --> 00:15:01,366
I just don't know
that I like her right now.

364
00:15:05,106 --> 00:15:06,431
- Hey.
- Hey.

365
00:15:06,455 --> 00:15:07,907
Is everything okay?

366
00:15:08,193 --> 00:15:11,218
Seemed like you were getting a
bit red and strainy out there.

367
00:15:11,242 --> 00:15:13,612
Literally everyone in this
office screwed up today.

368
00:15:13,636 --> 00:15:15,971
Even Eugene. He spayed the wrong animal.

369
00:15:15,996 --> 00:15:17,254
Come on, Eugene!

370
00:15:17,279 --> 00:15:18,555
Not everyone.

371
00:15:18,580 --> 00:15:20,700
Bit of a... star student, so.

372
00:15:20,725 --> 00:15:21,620
Yeah.

373
00:15:21,645 --> 00:15:24,053
You did bring the hammer down
pretty hard on Shred, though.

374
00:15:24,078 --> 00:15:26,712
Okay, but who takes a tip on the job?

375
00:15:26,736 --> 00:15:29,320
Right. That... it's just
so disappointing.

376
00:15:29,345 --> 00:15:30,613
Terrible.

377
00:15:30,697 --> 00:15:32,762
But do you think that maybe
you chose this weekend

378
00:15:32,786 --> 00:15:34,466
to punish him because...

379
00:15:35,615 --> 00:15:36,616
'Cause what?

380
00:15:37,612 --> 00:15:38,613
You know.

381
00:15:39,139 --> 00:15:40,419
No, just say it.

382
00:15:40,707 --> 00:15:43,178
Because he had plans with Isabelle.

383
00:15:43,780 --> 00:15:44,773
Oh, no.

384
00:15:44,798 --> 00:15:47,195
No, I would never do something
like that.

385
00:15:47,319 --> 00:15:49,213
Wait, did I do something like that?

386
00:15:49,237 --> 00:15:50,780
Yeah, I think you might have.

387
00:15:51,378 --> 00:15:52,825
Am I a terrible person?

388
00:15:52,849 --> 00:15:55,393
No, I actually do want Shred
to be happy.

389
00:15:55,417 --> 00:15:56,589
Of course you do. Yeah.

390
00:15:56,614 --> 00:15:57,830
You just don't want it in your face.

391
00:15:57,854 --> 00:15:59,196
No, I really don't.

392
00:15:59,321 --> 00:16:01,311
Also, though, should Shred
be with someone

393
00:16:01,336 --> 00:16:02,710
who he has to change for?

394
00:16:02,735 --> 00:16:03,599
Emily.

395
00:16:03,624 --> 00:16:05,180
You're right. Let him have his fun

396
00:16:05,205 --> 00:16:06,622
with his little runaround girl.

397
00:16:07,049 --> 00:16:08,104
Still going?

398
00:16:08,129 --> 00:16:10,037
No, I'm done. I'm done. That was it.

399
00:16:10,113 --> 00:16:11,793
Got it outta my system.

400
00:16:19,849 --> 00:16:22,128
Get that filthy animal out of here!

401
00:16:22,153 --> 00:16:24,096
- The dog can stay.
- Nice to see you, Patrick.

402
00:16:24,121 --> 00:16:25,854
I see you're taking a break
from your usual

403
00:16:25,879 --> 00:16:28,905
divorced dad meal of eating
loose turkey over a sink.

404
00:16:28,929 --> 00:16:30,689
Joke's on you, because I also did that

405
00:16:30,713 --> 00:16:31,989
when I was still married.

406
00:16:32,014 --> 00:16:34,413
What's with the dog? Perp walk?

407
00:16:34,438 --> 00:16:36,584
Pop your hearing aid back in
and find out.

408
00:16:37,633 --> 00:16:39,742
My former brothers in blue.

409
00:16:39,766 --> 00:16:41,918
This is Hopper. He used to be police.

410
00:16:41,942 --> 00:16:44,286
Used to be one of your own.
He needs a home.

411
00:16:44,640 --> 00:16:47,479
So... I am here to ask you.

412
00:16:47,550 --> 00:16:51,178
Who would like to step up
and be a hero to this hero?

413
00:16:57,101 --> 00:16:59,500
Okay. Uh, I didn't want to say this,

414
00:16:59,903 --> 00:17:02,286
but... if someone doesn't take him,

415
00:17:02,310 --> 00:17:04,444
he is gonna be put down tonight.

416
00:17:09,282 --> 00:17:10,283
Really?

417
00:17:10,796 --> 00:17:11,797
No one?

418
00:17:12,712 --> 00:17:14,602
Patrick. How about you?

419
00:17:14,626 --> 00:17:16,377
Colleen got your Frenchie
in the divorce, right?

420
00:17:16,402 --> 00:17:17,954
I still have custody of Juliet.

421
00:17:17,978 --> 00:17:19,564
Okay. Fourth of July? New Year's?

422
00:17:19,588 --> 00:17:20,696
The fireworks holidays?

423
00:17:20,721 --> 00:17:23,002
Those are the times when
she needs a warm lap the most.

424
00:17:23,026 --> 00:17:25,875
Jean! Be a darling and bring
me a couple of new sons.

425
00:17:25,961 --> 00:17:26,875
Please.

426
00:17:26,900 --> 00:17:29,267
Oh, come on, guys.

427
00:17:29,598 --> 00:17:31,968
You worked with him
side by side for years.

428
00:17:31,992 --> 00:17:33,709
He loves you. He's like a brother!

429
00:17:33,733 --> 00:17:35,580
Yeah, he got a little aggressive.

430
00:17:35,604 --> 00:17:38,322
He didn't play exactly the way
that you wanted him to play.

431
00:17:38,346 --> 00:17:40,930
But that doesn't mean
he's not worth something.

432
00:17:41,958 --> 00:17:43,283
Probably thought...

433
00:17:43,493 --> 00:17:45,669
Okay. Okay, Bill.

434
00:17:46,484 --> 00:17:47,334
Okay.

435
00:17:48,138 --> 00:17:49,202
Oh, boy.

436
00:17:49,226 --> 00:17:50,726
Got a little burger smoke in my eye.

437
00:17:50,750 --> 00:17:51,944
Oh, come on!

438
00:17:51,968 --> 00:17:53,709
Not like this. Not today.

439
00:17:54,362 --> 00:17:55,773
I'll take the dog!

440
00:17:56,174 --> 00:17:57,241
Wait. Really?

441
00:17:57,266 --> 00:17:59,155
Sure. Just... will you compose yourself?

442
00:17:59,180 --> 00:18:00,692
It's frickin' mortifying.

443
00:18:00,842 --> 00:18:03,371
Hey! Uh... show's over, folks.

444
00:18:04,111 --> 00:18:06,654
Probably should've led
with this, but... he bites.

445
00:18:06,678 --> 00:18:08,834
So do I. We'll work it out.

446
00:18:08,859 --> 00:18:09,962
Thanks, Dad.

447
00:18:09,986 --> 00:18:11,550
Yeah. Sure.

448
00:18:11,988 --> 00:18:15,794
Don't come back here until I'm dead.

449
00:18:15,825 --> 00:18:18,140
Oh, that's fine. I can wait six months.

450
00:18:24,353 --> 00:18:25,203
Hey.

451
00:18:25,228 --> 00:18:26,081
Hey.

452
00:18:26,106 --> 00:18:27,284
It's looking good in here.

453
00:18:27,308 --> 00:18:30,374
It, um... does still
smell a bit challenging.

454
00:18:30,398 --> 00:18:32,028
Yeah, without going into details,

455
00:18:32,052 --> 00:18:34,421
that goat is a... productive gentleman.

456
00:18:34,445 --> 00:18:35,533
Yeah.

457
00:18:35,956 --> 00:18:38,121
Look, how about you
finish this on Monday.

458
00:18:38,331 --> 00:18:39,277
Really?

459
00:18:39,886 --> 00:18:42,949
Victoria made me realize
I was being a bit harsh.

460
00:18:43,150 --> 00:18:46,651
Well... thank you, but I think
you were being fair.

461
00:18:46,675 --> 00:18:49,001
And I know you have a lot
on your plate right now, so...

462
00:18:49,025 --> 00:18:50,563
I'm sorry I added to it.

463
00:18:50,766 --> 00:18:52,309
No, it's no worries.

464
00:18:52,693 --> 00:18:55,355
Anyways, have a... have
a good time this weekend.

465
00:18:55,379 --> 00:18:56,472
Thank you.

466
00:18:56,868 --> 00:18:57,826
Okay.

467
00:18:58,284 --> 00:18:59,290
And, hey...

468
00:18:59,315 --> 00:19:01,740
I'll post a bunch of pictures
in the group chat.

469
00:19:02,770 --> 00:19:04,554
Good. Good.

470
00:19:06,841 --> 00:19:07,993
- Hey.
- Hey.

471
00:19:08,018 --> 00:19:08,948
How did it go?

472
00:19:09,002 --> 00:19:10,351
Pretty good.

473
00:19:10,376 --> 00:19:12,677
Thanks for having my back,
occasional truck buddy.

474
00:19:12,701 --> 00:19:14,461
No worries, mate. It was my pleasure.

475
00:19:15,746 --> 00:19:17,855
Is there anything else I can do for you?

476
00:19:17,880 --> 00:19:18,743
No. No.

477
00:19:19,410 --> 00:19:20,770
- I think I'm good.
- Alright.

478
00:19:27,498 --> 00:19:29,092
Okay. Yeah. Okay.

479
00:19:31,606 --> 00:19:32,782
Can you break a 50?

480
00:19:32,807 --> 00:19:34,327
I can't. No, sorry.

481
00:19:38,553 --> 00:19:40,052
- Hello.
- Hello.

482
00:19:40,076 --> 00:19:40,926
You ready?

483
00:19:41,425 --> 00:19:42,384
So ready.

484
00:19:42,409 --> 00:19:43,700
Yes! Okay, cool.

485
00:19:44,118 --> 00:19:45,971
My old boss just called,

486
00:19:45,995 --> 00:19:47,930
and she just got a new doorbell camera.

487
00:19:47,954 --> 00:19:50,454
Might be fun to, I don't know,
walk in backwards.

488
00:19:50,478 --> 00:19:52,219
Hell yeah. Let's do it.

489
00:19:53,916 --> 00:19:55,819
Who's this guy? It's kinda hot.

490
00:19:55,844 --> 00:19:57,289
- Yeah?
- Yeah.

491
00:20:13,178 --> 00:20:15,426
I'm sorry. I couldn't help myself.

492
00:20:15,590 --> 00:20:17,046
You're a good friend.

493
00:20:17,601 --> 00:20:19,081
- Yeah.
- Yeah.

494
00:20:22,597 --> 00:20:25,406
Can I make a toast to LeBron?

495
00:20:25,600 --> 00:20:28,690
The first therapist
to ever take my side.

496
00:20:29,560 --> 00:20:32,757
Might I add, reluctantly, to Frank,

497
00:20:32,781 --> 00:20:34,498
who actually saved the dog.

498
00:20:35,591 --> 00:20:40,140
It wasn't me who saved him.
It was me who saved me.

499
00:20:40,915 --> 00:20:41,934
To me.

500
00:20:41,974 --> 00:20:43,416
- I heard you cried.
- Shut up!

501
00:20:43,705 --> 00:20:45,011
Francis!

502
00:20:45,098 --> 00:20:46,267
Crap. Dad?

503
00:20:46,534 --> 00:20:47,682
Excuse me.

504
00:20:47,707 --> 00:20:50,007
Be careful, Frank. We're up pretty high.

505
00:20:50,032 --> 00:20:52,360
Okay, stop! I'm not afraid of heights.

506
00:20:53,889 --> 00:20:54,915
What?

507
00:20:54,940 --> 00:20:56,065
Can't do it.

508
00:20:56,090 --> 00:20:59,722
It's been 45 minutes!
You can't bail this quickly.

509
00:20:59,747 --> 00:21:01,681
It's not one of my little league games!

510
00:21:01,706 --> 00:21:04,534
This dirtbag bit me twice already!

511
00:21:04,939 --> 00:21:06,834
Yeah, I told you about that.

512
00:21:06,858 --> 00:21:09,277
Do we need to talk about
memory issues again, Dad?

513
00:21:09,302 --> 00:21:10,926
I'm tying him to the railing.

514
00:21:10,950 --> 00:21:12,690
Oh, come on!

515
00:21:15,128 --> 00:21:16,912
Can't do it!

516
00:21:18,865 --> 00:21:19,929
If you need it...

517
00:21:19,954 --> 00:21:22,261
I got the number for a great goat.

518
00:21:27,969 --> 00:21:30,249
Okay, so we're getting
to know each other.

519
00:21:30,273 --> 00:21:32,556
We've learned where our boundaries lie.

520
00:21:32,580 --> 00:21:33,949
Hopper and I get the bedroom.

521
00:21:33,973 --> 00:21:34,999
Doc Whiskers,

522
00:21:35,024 --> 00:21:37,716
as he has so articulately
communicated, gets...

523
00:21:38,086 --> 00:21:39,495
the rest of the world.

524
00:21:39,520 --> 00:21:41,883
And if we wanna go to the bathroom...

525
00:21:44,113 --> 00:21:45,971
We'll hold it! We will hold it.

526
00:21:46,126 --> 00:21:48,424
Alright. Alright, let's go.

527
00:21:48,910 --> 00:21:51,810
Precinct 13 ain't
looking too bad now, is it?

528
00:21:55,067 --> 00:21:59,020
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