1 00:00:20,154 --> 00:00:21,730 You are not going to die today. 2 00:00:21,780 --> 00:00:24,840 Look, it's just a rattlesnake bite, and it wouldn't be an issue 3 00:00:24,860 --> 00:00:27,140 if we had anti-venom in the truck's cooler 4 00:00:27,194 --> 00:00:29,430 instead of your variety pack of Otter pops. 5 00:00:29,488 --> 00:00:31,100 God, if I kill my work husband. 6 00:00:31,156 --> 00:00:33,520 - I'm not your work husband. - I will never take another, Frank. 7 00:00:33,576 --> 00:00:36,210 We have the anti-venom. Got every kind we could. 8 00:00:36,269 --> 00:00:38,320 So, feel free to also sit on a jellyfish. 9 00:00:40,274 --> 00:00:41,780 I think I should suck out the poison. 10 00:00:41,834 --> 00:00:43,360 I don't think it works that way. 11 00:00:43,419 --> 00:00:44,920 But if there's even a one percent chance 12 00:00:44,978 --> 00:00:46,160 that it does, I should try. 13 00:00:48,580 --> 00:00:50,700 We're at the rendezvous. Where are you guys?! 14 00:00:50,759 --> 00:00:51,930 We are almost there. 15 00:00:51,985 --> 00:00:53,580 Heads up. Uh... 16 00:00:53,637 --> 00:00:55,830 my field of vision isn't what it used to be. 17 00:00:55,889 --> 00:00:57,750 His field of vision isn't what it used to be! 18 00:00:57,808 --> 00:00:59,640 We're coming. Hold on, Frank! 19 00:01:03,231 --> 00:01:04,510 Can you guys hurry? 20 00:01:04,565 --> 00:01:06,849 Shred is using more teeth than the snake did. 21 00:01:06,850 --> 00:01:07,943 _ 22 00:01:10,570 --> 00:01:11,730 And tongue. 23 00:01:38,223 --> 00:01:41,809 - Synced & corrected by MementMori - -- www.addic7ed.com -- 24 00:01:41,810 --> 00:01:43,720 Look alive, people. 25 00:01:43,770 --> 00:01:45,900 Fiona Holcomb will be here in 15 minutes. 26 00:01:45,950 --> 00:01:47,850 Lifestyle brand maven, potential donor, 27 00:01:47,870 --> 00:01:49,060 and my personal hero. 28 00:01:49,110 --> 00:01:51,160 I need everyone looking busy, but not frantic. 29 00:01:51,200 --> 00:01:53,490 Okay, just busy. But not frantic! Okay? 30 00:01:53,547 --> 00:01:55,310 Everything has to be perfect. 31 00:01:55,366 --> 00:01:56,870 Bettany's out getting pastries. 32 00:01:56,920 --> 00:01:58,610 - Did you guys memorize your scripts? - Yeah. 33 00:01:58,660 --> 00:02:00,470 - Wait. Scripts? - Yeah. Everyone got scripts. 34 00:02:00,500 --> 00:02:03,039 Shred, this is a huge deal. We could get funding 35 00:02:03,040 --> 00:02:04,770 to finally create an adoption space, 36 00:02:04,800 --> 00:02:05,840 and... and we need it. 37 00:02:05,880 --> 00:02:07,940 I mean... those animal meet and greets 38 00:02:07,990 --> 00:02:09,790 out back by the dumpster are a real bummer. 39 00:02:09,797 --> 00:02:11,950 And you don't even have to deal with the creepy old man 40 00:02:12,000 --> 00:02:13,660 who keeps offering to adopt me. 41 00:02:13,717 --> 00:02:16,290 - Yeah, sorry about that. - And I'm completely off book. 42 00:02:16,345 --> 00:02:18,220 Maya and I ran lines this morning at breakfast. 43 00:02:18,272 --> 00:02:21,460 That's so great. Is that where you got that hot sauce stain 44 00:02:21,510 --> 00:02:22,520 - on your uniform? - What? 45 00:02:22,540 --> 00:02:24,050 Could you maybe change into a freshie? 46 00:02:24,060 --> 00:02:26,320 - Oh... yeah. - Thank you. 47 00:02:26,350 --> 00:02:28,450 Hey, why doesn't Frank have to partake 48 00:02:28,480 --> 00:02:29,800 in this well-intentioned charade? 49 00:02:29,820 --> 00:02:31,440 I gave Frank the day off. 50 00:02:31,480 --> 00:02:34,220 He can be a little, um... spicy around rich people. 51 00:02:34,240 --> 00:02:36,060 - Yeah. - All people, really. 52 00:02:36,110 --> 00:02:37,770 Hello! 53 00:02:37,825 --> 00:02:39,550 Oh, Fiona! Hi. 54 00:02:39,580 --> 00:02:41,570 You're here and you're early. 55 00:02:41,620 --> 00:02:43,660 - Yes. Hello. Hi. - Which is perfect for us. 56 00:02:43,700 --> 00:02:45,070 Come on in, this is our bullpen. 57 00:02:45,124 --> 00:02:47,120 The beating heart of our operation. 58 00:02:47,160 --> 00:02:49,680 And... and these are some of our best officers. 59 00:02:49,730 --> 00:02:50,980 - Now? - Yeah. 60 00:02:51,010 --> 00:02:53,300 Supervisor Price, I have those updated numbers 61 00:02:53,340 --> 00:02:54,500 - for you to review. - Great. 62 00:02:54,550 --> 00:02:56,710 Adoptions are up in every category, 63 00:02:56,760 --> 00:02:58,200 and so is morale. 64 00:02:58,240 --> 00:03:00,120 Some say you can't measure that with a number, 65 00:03:00,160 --> 00:03:03,090 - but we sure do. 100. - Also... 66 00:03:03,140 --> 00:03:05,880 Also, uh... we're rescuing more animals off the streets 67 00:03:05,920 --> 00:03:09,520 than ever before, which leads to our number one issue. 68 00:03:09,980 --> 00:03:12,140 - Overcrowding. - Thank you. 69 00:03:12,150 --> 00:03:13,760 - Shred. Shred. - What? 70 00:03:14,320 --> 00:03:16,140 Yes, and, um... 71 00:03:16,160 --> 00:03:18,750 because of that, sometimes we have to fit 72 00:03:18,800 --> 00:03:20,190 multiple dogs in a kennel. 73 00:03:20,240 --> 00:03:24,780 And during kitten season, we... have... to... 74 00:03:24,810 --> 00:03:27,440 fill our drawers with kitty litter. 75 00:03:27,490 --> 00:03:28,609 - No, we don't. No, no. - How is that? 76 00:03:28,610 --> 00:03:29,619 No, we don't do that. 77 00:03:29,620 --> 00:03:31,200 There's no poop in our drawers. 78 00:03:31,250 --> 00:03:33,780 - The desk or the pant. - Right. 79 00:03:35,240 --> 00:03:38,790 Wow. Well, I appreciate the effort 80 00:03:38,844 --> 00:03:41,290 that went into that presentation. 81 00:03:41,346 --> 00:03:44,260 There's a sweaty sincerity at play. 82 00:03:45,480 --> 00:03:47,090 I wanna see the rest of the precinct. 83 00:03:47,144 --> 00:03:48,170 Who's gonna show me around? 84 00:03:48,190 --> 00:03:49,220 - I could... - Shred. 85 00:03:49,760 --> 00:03:51,390 Yeah. Me. 86 00:03:51,440 --> 00:03:52,850 - Right this way, mom. - Hello. 87 00:03:52,880 --> 00:03:54,260 Thank... 88 00:03:54,300 --> 00:03:55,920 - Ma'am. - Thank you. 89 00:03:55,970 --> 00:03:57,320 What is happening? 90 00:03:57,370 --> 00:03:58,440 - Hi. Hi. - Hi. 91 00:03:58,470 --> 00:04:00,320 - Officer Patel, please hold. - Hi. Fiona, great to meet you. 92 00:04:00,370 --> 00:04:01,520 - Sorry, lots of calls. - Hi. 93 00:04:02,543 --> 00:04:05,070 - Oh, my God. She's amazing. - So hot! 94 00:04:05,120 --> 00:04:07,150 I only have a couple notes before she comes back. 95 00:04:07,206 --> 00:04:08,860 But that was so great. Wait. Frank! 96 00:04:08,916 --> 00:04:10,150 Uh... hi. What are you doing here? 97 00:04:10,180 --> 00:04:11,850 I'm going for a hike on my day off. 98 00:04:11,880 --> 00:04:12,900 I'm getting my thigh weights, 99 00:04:12,950 --> 00:04:14,504 otherwise it's just an uphill walk. 100 00:04:14,505 --> 00:04:17,260 Uh-huh. Uh... but, you know, you're so strong already. 101 00:04:17,300 --> 00:04:19,620 Uh... why don't... why don't I walk you out? 102 00:04:19,640 --> 00:04:22,960 Let's get you on that hike. Get on the mountain. 103 00:04:24,840 --> 00:04:26,670 - Something's going on. - What? 104 00:04:26,725 --> 00:04:28,340 Why is Patel in a clean shirt? 105 00:04:28,390 --> 00:04:30,160 Oh, I eat nude now. 106 00:04:30,180 --> 00:04:31,430 And who took down the X-ray 107 00:04:31,480 --> 00:04:32,772 of the dog that swallowed the sex toy? 108 00:04:32,773 --> 00:04:34,065 What are you hiding? I want answers. 109 00:04:34,066 --> 00:04:35,880 Nothing. Nothing's going on. 110 00:04:35,900 --> 00:04:37,930 I brought the scones and the clotted cream. 111 00:04:38,946 --> 00:04:40,180 Oh. 112 00:04:41,380 --> 00:04:42,760 Yeah. Okay, Frank, just get in my office. 113 00:04:43,780 --> 00:04:46,060 So, you're just gonna send me away on a 20-mile hike? 114 00:04:46,119 --> 00:04:47,770 You weren't gonna hike that far. 115 00:04:47,780 --> 00:04:49,870 You're right. First half, hike. Second half, full sprint. 116 00:04:49,889 --> 00:04:52,070 Hiding me away so you can tap dance 117 00:04:52,100 --> 00:04:53,544 for some hoity-toity loidy? 118 00:04:54,260 --> 00:04:55,450 Are you trying to say lady? 119 00:04:55,500 --> 00:04:56,720 I thought today was my day off, 120 00:04:56,740 --> 00:04:59,100 so maybe my zingers aren't quite zinging yet. 121 00:04:59,150 --> 00:05:01,820 The truth is, I've noticed you get a little prickly 122 00:05:01,860 --> 00:05:03,210 around people who have money. 123 00:05:03,220 --> 00:05:04,900 I mean, remember that woman who you made cry 124 00:05:04,950 --> 00:05:06,920 because she wanted to buy a purebred King Charles Spaniel? 125 00:05:06,950 --> 00:05:08,800 Yeah. We don't have royalty in this country. 126 00:05:08,820 --> 00:05:10,810 You want a spaniel, you get an American Cocker. 127 00:05:10,840 --> 00:05:12,380 We threw out the British and their dogs. 128 00:05:12,437 --> 00:05:13,479 It's a dog, Frank. 129 00:05:13,480 --> 00:05:15,490 Yeah. A dog with terrible teeth. 130 00:05:18,520 --> 00:05:20,350 Muscle Mojo Energy Drink. 131 00:05:20,404 --> 00:05:23,656 Brands keep sending me stuff. Officer Thumbs is blowing up! 132 00:05:23,657 --> 00:05:26,220 Look... the 'gram's now counting my followers in the K'S. 133 00:05:26,260 --> 00:05:27,900 - K's, Victoria. - Wow. 134 00:05:27,953 --> 00:05:29,020 Thumbs! 135 00:05:29,040 --> 00:05:30,350 Yeah, you've shown me that one. 136 00:05:30,370 --> 00:05:31,840 I could watch it a million times. 137 00:05:31,860 --> 00:05:33,100 Well, don't forget us little people 138 00:05:33,120 --> 00:05:35,900 when you become a big time influen... wait. 139 00:05:35,950 --> 00:05:38,620 Patel, the second ingredient listed is colloidal silver. 140 00:05:38,672 --> 00:05:40,370 Oh, that stuff is awesome. 141 00:05:40,424 --> 00:05:43,290 Do not take it if you're ever thinking about getting pregnant. 142 00:05:43,310 --> 00:05:44,320 - Ever. - Okay... 143 00:05:44,370 --> 00:05:46,170 Patel. You're gonna wanna sit down. 144 00:05:46,221 --> 00:05:48,530 I'm in my truck. I'm... sitting down. 145 00:05:48,582 --> 00:05:49,710 Officer Thumbs has been asked 146 00:05:49,760 --> 00:05:50,840 to throw out the first pitch 147 00:05:50,860 --> 00:05:53,340 at the Everson Small Stallions game tonight. 148 00:05:56,140 --> 00:05:58,483 Please hold my calls, I need a few seconds to process this. 149 00:05:58,492 --> 00:05:59,810 I don't take your calls. 150 00:05:59,860 --> 00:06:01,810 Is this a... a big thing? 151 00:06:01,862 --> 00:06:04,448 When I was a kid, I used to stand on piles of laundry 152 00:06:04,450 --> 00:06:06,824 and pretend it was the mound at Everson Stadium. 153 00:06:06,825 --> 00:06:09,580 And now... can you actually, uh... film this? 154 00:06:09,620 --> 00:06:10,860 I wanna put it on social. 155 00:06:10,913 --> 00:06:12,440 Make sure you can see the label. 156 00:06:12,497 --> 00:06:14,860 When I was just a little boy... 157 00:06:16,009 --> 00:06:17,336 in my immigrant parents' home... 158 00:06:17,344 --> 00:06:19,450 - No! - I can be charming. 159 00:06:19,504 --> 00:06:21,240 Look, I'm sorry, but we need to raise money. 160 00:06:21,298 --> 00:06:22,630 So, I need you to be a team player 161 00:06:22,680 --> 00:06:24,370 and just stay on the bench for this one. 162 00:06:24,420 --> 00:06:27,120 A team doesn't bench their star player during crunch time. 163 00:06:27,140 --> 00:06:29,550 Look, we need to focus, take it one game at a time, 164 00:06:29,600 --> 00:06:32,520 and I can keep this analogy going all the way to the playoffs. 165 00:06:32,560 --> 00:06:35,120 Thank you, Bettany. Frank! Hey. 166 00:06:35,160 --> 00:06:36,520 I thought you had the day off. 167 00:06:36,570 --> 00:06:38,010 I do, but when I heard 168 00:06:38,060 --> 00:06:40,650 that the Fiona Holcomb was visiting, I had to swing by. 169 00:06:40,701 --> 00:06:43,100 I'm a huge fan. It's an honor to meet you. 170 00:06:43,150 --> 00:06:44,580 That's very sweet. 171 00:06:44,620 --> 00:06:46,740 - And you are? - In shorts. 172 00:06:48,280 --> 00:06:50,300 Frank Shaw, senior officer. 173 00:06:50,350 --> 00:06:52,660 So, uh... what's next on your agenda? 174 00:06:52,680 --> 00:06:54,739 Uh... Shred was just gonna take Fiona 175 00:06:54,740 --> 00:06:55,750 - on a ride along. - Yeah. 176 00:06:55,770 --> 00:06:57,740 - You should join us. - I'd love to! 177 00:06:57,760 --> 00:07:00,930 But I defer to our supervising officer, Price. 178 00:07:00,940 --> 00:07:02,780 Permission to put on pants and join them? 179 00:07:04,120 --> 00:07:05,750 Permission granted. 180 00:07:05,800 --> 00:07:06,910 - All right. - Great! 181 00:07:06,969 --> 00:07:08,610 Oh. Excuse me. 182 00:07:08,662 --> 00:07:10,200 Oh, sure. You know, take your time. 183 00:07:10,220 --> 00:07:11,670 I'm just gonna talk to these guys, 184 00:07:11,720 --> 00:07:13,380 do a little team management. 185 00:07:13,400 --> 00:07:14,600 I swear to God, if you screw this up, 186 00:07:14,620 --> 00:07:15,920 you will be on kennel cleaning duty 187 00:07:15,940 --> 00:07:17,670 until you retire a sad and broken man. 188 00:07:17,729 --> 00:07:19,180 Too late. I'm already sad and broken. 189 00:07:19,200 --> 00:07:20,840 Okay. Hey, can I jump in? 190 00:07:20,899 --> 00:07:23,060 Frank's gonna knock this one outta the park, I can feel it. 191 00:07:23,100 --> 00:07:25,800 Oh, really? So... so you're vouching for him? 192 00:07:25,850 --> 00:07:27,948 - Totally. - Are you sure about that? 193 00:07:28,780 --> 00:07:30,060 I think so. 194 00:07:30,110 --> 00:07:31,560 Okay, done. 195 00:07:31,600 --> 00:07:33,230 You vouched, so you're on the hook. 196 00:07:33,280 --> 00:07:35,760 - Wait, what does that mean? - It means you're on the hook. 197 00:07:37,480 --> 00:07:38,990 She can't define a word with the word. 198 00:07:39,020 --> 00:07:41,240 - That's one of the rules. - Ehh. It is what it is. 199 00:07:43,720 --> 00:07:45,160 What does that mean? 200 00:07:47,740 --> 00:07:49,220 No matter how long I do this job, 201 00:07:49,250 --> 00:07:51,190 I'm still amazed by some of the calls we get. 202 00:07:51,220 --> 00:07:53,300 A couple of months ago, we rescued a chatty parrot 203 00:07:53,340 --> 00:07:55,270 who later helped convict his owner of murder. 204 00:07:55,300 --> 00:07:57,920 - No! - Yeah, we pretty much do it all. 205 00:07:57,960 --> 00:08:00,820 Oh, I must remember to get someone to call you about this coyote 206 00:08:00,840 --> 00:08:02,510 that's been lurking around my property. 207 00:08:02,560 --> 00:08:03,920 Okay. Yeah. Um... 208 00:08:03,960 --> 00:08:05,860 usually we can only pick them up if they're sick, 209 00:08:05,880 --> 00:08:07,100 but... yeah, 210 00:08:07,120 --> 00:08:08,780 - we can totally take a look at that for you. - Thank you. 211 00:08:08,800 --> 00:08:10,810 - Right, Frank? - Well, it seems a little early in the ride 212 00:08:10,866 --> 00:08:12,750 to compromise ourselves and remove an animal 213 00:08:12,780 --> 00:08:14,200 from his native habitat. 214 00:08:15,900 --> 00:08:18,331 Fine. I'll just wait for it to eat one of the neighbor's kids. 215 00:08:20,375 --> 00:08:21,990 On the hook, dude. 216 00:08:22,020 --> 00:08:25,580 Sure, we'd be happy to come by and violate the public's trust. 217 00:08:25,630 --> 00:08:27,620 And when you come over for the coyote, 218 00:08:27,674 --> 00:08:28,830 would you mind checking the pool 219 00:08:28,840 --> 00:08:30,370 because Magda says there's a dead rat. 220 00:08:30,427 --> 00:08:31,590 Oh, we don't do dead rats. 221 00:08:31,645 --> 00:08:33,300 Oh, Frank, if we're already there, I think we... 222 00:08:33,320 --> 00:08:35,710 - It's sanitation. - I am just messing with you. 223 00:08:35,766 --> 00:08:37,750 I don't have a dead rat. 224 00:08:37,800 --> 00:08:39,430 I just knew if you freaked out about the coyote, 225 00:08:39,470 --> 00:08:41,440 you would definitely freak out over a dead rat. 226 00:08:41,460 --> 00:08:42,990 Okay. Teasing the driver. 227 00:08:43,040 --> 00:08:45,800 A, uh... favorite pastime of thieving aristocracy. 228 00:08:45,850 --> 00:08:47,170 Oh, I think you'd like my driver. 229 00:08:47,210 --> 00:08:49,350 He wears micro shorts too. 230 00:08:49,404 --> 00:08:51,890 Okay. Hello. I love it. 231 00:08:51,940 --> 00:08:54,020 You know, it's teasing, but it's right on the line. 232 00:08:54,760 --> 00:08:55,770 Good. 233 00:08:57,640 --> 00:09:00,360 What is that stuff? My eyes are watering. 234 00:09:00,415 --> 00:09:02,541 Deep Heat rub. I'm on the mound in four hours. 235 00:09:02,542 --> 00:09:03,780 Gotta grease the cannon. 236 00:09:03,835 --> 00:09:05,620 There he is! 237 00:09:05,670 --> 00:09:06,800 Mixed breed Wolfhound. 238 00:09:06,850 --> 00:09:08,370 - Red bandana. - Nice. 239 00:09:10,984 --> 00:09:13,460 Ah... it's the events coordinator for the Small Stallions. 240 00:09:13,510 --> 00:09:15,460 We've been trading calls on some VIP stuff. 241 00:09:15,510 --> 00:09:17,400 - Do not take that call. - Listen, you've got this. 242 00:09:17,450 --> 00:09:19,380 He's got a bandana on, he's gonna be a good boy. 243 00:09:19,420 --> 00:09:22,450 Outlaws wear bandanas too. And gang members. 244 00:09:22,480 --> 00:09:23,640 Hey, Deb. 245 00:09:23,660 --> 00:09:25,720 Listen, I have a question about some parking. 246 00:09:26,700 --> 00:09:28,160 All right. Hey! 247 00:09:28,180 --> 00:09:29,780 Can I park in the players lot? 248 00:09:30,638 --> 00:09:32,100 - Patel! - Mm-hmm. 249 00:09:32,110 --> 00:09:34,950 Whoa, whoa, whoa! You're sending me a car! 250 00:09:35,008 --> 00:09:36,090 - Come on! - Like, to keep? 251 00:09:36,100 --> 00:09:37,120 Hey, big boy... 252 00:09:37,177 --> 00:09:39,040 Oh, right. No, of course. 253 00:09:39,080 --> 00:09:40,720 - That's still very generous. - Ahhhh!!! 254 00:09:40,760 --> 00:09:44,020 So, listen, I also wanna talk about my walk-on music. 255 00:09:44,940 --> 00:09:46,880 - Yeah, the thing is... - I want a new partner! 256 00:09:46,920 --> 00:09:49,499 Yeah, that's not really my brand. 257 00:09:49,500 --> 00:09:51,240 Oh, man... 258 00:09:51,290 --> 00:09:53,260 Something's eating all our fish. 259 00:09:53,280 --> 00:09:54,940 And whatever it is... 260 00:09:54,960 --> 00:09:56,830 I heard it rustling in the bushes over there. 261 00:09:56,880 --> 00:09:58,520 Well, I hope he doesn't have a koi intolerance, 262 00:09:58,540 --> 00:10:01,299 - or this could get messy. - Frank... it's gotta be Oreo. 263 00:10:01,300 --> 00:10:02,540 I can feel it. 264 00:10:02,560 --> 00:10:04,750 Sorry. Oreo is this runaway zoo penguin 265 00:10:04,760 --> 00:10:06,030 that we've been trying to catch, 266 00:10:06,080 --> 00:10:07,607 and he duped me at a water park. 267 00:10:08,320 --> 00:10:10,140 Gosh, that sounds personal. 268 00:10:10,193 --> 00:10:11,960 I'm gonna run back to the truck and get the mackerel 269 00:10:12,000 --> 00:10:13,790 I bought with my own money. All right? 270 00:10:13,847 --> 00:10:16,530 I'll be right back. And hey, Frank? Frank. 271 00:10:21,380 --> 00:10:25,480 Okay, so... transparency is one of my core values, 272 00:10:25,530 --> 00:10:28,390 and I feel like there might be some tension between us, Frank. 273 00:10:28,420 --> 00:10:29,700 Shut up. 274 00:10:29,754 --> 00:10:33,450 - Well... precisely. - No. Alligator. 275 00:10:35,670 --> 00:10:37,800 - Oh... my God. - Stay close 276 00:10:37,850 --> 00:10:39,210 - and don't make any noise. - Oh, God. 277 00:10:39,260 --> 00:10:40,700 Oh, my God! 278 00:10:41,374 --> 00:10:43,351 - Oh, my God! - A little quieter. 279 00:10:43,376 --> 00:10:44,990 Shh. 280 00:10:45,045 --> 00:10:47,560 - That's an alligator. - Yeah. Don't move. 281 00:10:48,940 --> 00:10:50,490 Where did it come from? 282 00:10:50,549 --> 00:10:52,300 People get them as pets and then they ditch them 283 00:10:52,310 --> 00:10:53,390 when they get too big. 284 00:10:53,440 --> 00:10:55,770 Like, MMA fighters. Guys in ponytails. 285 00:10:55,820 --> 00:10:57,640 University of Florida enthusiasts. 286 00:11:02,420 --> 00:11:04,280 You're... you're very calm. 287 00:11:04,330 --> 00:11:06,666 It's cool. It's just a gator. 288 00:11:08,870 --> 00:11:10,440 Oh, my God. 289 00:11:14,060 --> 00:11:15,139 _ 290 00:11:15,140 --> 00:11:16,140 All right. 291 00:11:16,176 --> 00:11:18,100 This first pitch... just lob it in there. 292 00:11:18,120 --> 00:11:19,680 No. I need to throw heat. 293 00:11:19,690 --> 00:11:21,840 Garrett Wargo is pitching tonight. 294 00:11:21,890 --> 00:11:22,920 I wanna impress him. 295 00:11:22,950 --> 00:11:24,340 As season ticket holders, 296 00:11:24,390 --> 00:11:26,750 you and I have seen hundreds of first pitches. 297 00:11:26,800 --> 00:11:27,840 Which do you remember? 298 00:11:28,540 --> 00:11:30,600 The guy with the car dealerships had a heart attack. 299 00:11:30,640 --> 00:11:32,360 Yeah, because he tried to throw it too hard 300 00:11:32,380 --> 00:11:33,401 and blew his ticker. 301 00:11:34,380 --> 00:11:36,219 - Hi! - Oh... 302 00:11:36,220 --> 00:11:37,640 What's with the, uh, Lego hair? 303 00:11:37,690 --> 00:11:40,980 This is car wax with a 20,000 mile guarantee. 304 00:11:41,020 --> 00:11:42,500 It's not coming out in one show... 305 00:11:42,540 --> 00:11:44,820 could... have you done the paperwork on the Wolfhound? 306 00:11:44,840 --> 00:11:48,150 Oh. My, uh, pitching arm... same as my writing arm, so... 307 00:11:48,200 --> 00:11:50,070 You are being such a diva! 308 00:11:50,126 --> 00:11:51,240 Diva's a little extreme. 309 00:11:51,294 --> 00:11:53,870 To be fair, earlier, you did toss the truck keys at Victoria 310 00:11:53,922 --> 00:11:55,540 and said... she's out front. 311 00:11:55,590 --> 00:11:57,640 - What? - Officer Thumbs wouldn't even exist 312 00:11:57,670 --> 00:11:59,260 if I hadn't pushed you in front of the camera, 313 00:11:59,290 --> 00:12:00,850 just to do something nice for you and your daughter, 314 00:12:00,890 --> 00:12:03,330 - who I don't really like. - All right. I'm sorry. 315 00:12:03,360 --> 00:12:05,010 The last thing I need is drama in my entourage. 316 00:12:05,016 --> 00:12:06,420 Going backwards, man. 317 00:12:07,960 --> 00:12:09,120 Too true. 318 00:12:09,760 --> 00:12:11,300 Thank you for the mirror, Bettany. 319 00:12:11,350 --> 00:12:12,760 - I have been a diva. - Yeah. 320 00:12:12,816 --> 00:12:13,858 How can I make it right? 321 00:12:13,867 --> 00:12:15,650 $1,350. Venmo. 322 00:12:15,702 --> 00:12:16,950 The specificity of that number 323 00:12:16,980 --> 00:12:18,390 makes me worried you're not okay. 324 00:12:19,700 --> 00:12:21,810 You know what, I think I've got the perfect thing. 325 00:12:21,866 --> 00:12:23,200 Better than money, trust me. 326 00:12:23,240 --> 00:12:25,480 - I doubt that. - Let's do this, Bettany. 327 00:12:25,537 --> 00:12:27,956 All right, remember... just real simple. Lob it in there. 328 00:12:31,200 --> 00:12:33,660 Utterly forgettable. Nailed it! 329 00:12:33,710 --> 00:12:34,980 Hi, Fiona. 330 00:12:35,000 --> 00:12:37,910 How's it going out in the field with our fantastic officers? 331 00:12:38,540 --> 00:12:40,800 Already dropped her back at her office, boss. 332 00:12:40,840 --> 00:12:42,350 What? No, no, no, no, no! 333 00:12:42,400 --> 00:12:44,380 I didn't even get to share my proposal with her. 334 00:12:44,420 --> 00:12:45,710 It's comprehensive. 335 00:12:45,765 --> 00:12:48,000 I had to order a special binder for this. 336 00:12:48,050 --> 00:12:49,240 Wait. What happened? 337 00:12:49,280 --> 00:12:52,740 Nothing. I think Fiona was very impressed with Frank all day. 338 00:12:52,780 --> 00:12:54,760 - Yeah, she was. - Eww. 339 00:12:54,810 --> 00:12:56,600 Why do you sound like that? 340 00:12:56,650 --> 00:12:58,610 Uh... yeah. I'm not liking that one bit. 341 00:12:58,611 --> 00:13:02,440 Um... Shred? Hi, Shred. Tell me everything. 342 00:13:03,000 --> 00:13:04,020 There's nothing to tell. 343 00:13:04,070 --> 00:13:06,300 Might I remind you that you're on the hook? 344 00:13:06,350 --> 00:13:08,140 So, tell me the truth right now, 345 00:13:08,160 --> 00:13:10,123 and I will grant you total immunity. 346 00:13:12,125 --> 00:13:14,010 Frank may have mentioned that he flirted with Fiona. 347 00:13:14,061 --> 00:13:15,700 Shred, I'm gonna kill you. 348 00:13:15,750 --> 00:13:18,560 - Frank, I am going to kill you! - Yeah, okay. Listen. 349 00:13:18,600 --> 00:13:21,060 So, I flirted with her a little bit, but you know what? 350 00:13:21,100 --> 00:13:23,370 That's only gonna help us get her on the board, so, you're welcome. 351 00:13:23,428 --> 00:13:25,500 For what? Potentially crossing the line 352 00:13:25,520 --> 00:13:27,670 with the woman whose brand is female empowerment? 353 00:13:27,724 --> 00:13:30,220 - Exactly. - Oh, trust me, there was a vibe. 354 00:13:30,277 --> 00:13:31,590 A vibe? 355 00:13:31,640 --> 00:13:32,940 Yeah, a vibe. 356 00:13:32,990 --> 00:13:34,220 You're gonna have to take my word for it. 357 00:13:34,272 --> 00:13:35,900 Well, we don't have to take your word for it 358 00:13:35,920 --> 00:13:38,140 because we have body cam footage. 359 00:13:38,193 --> 00:13:39,890 Yes! That's right. 360 00:13:39,920 --> 00:13:41,140 Body cam! 361 00:13:41,190 --> 00:13:42,480 Body cam! 362 00:13:42,530 --> 00:13:45,100 Body cam. Body cam. 363 00:13:45,158 --> 00:13:48,400 Terrific. I trust my body cam's body of work, everybody. 364 00:13:48,450 --> 00:13:50,949 Hope you guys are fans of British-American romantic comedies, 365 00:13:50,950 --> 00:13:53,170 because this is the Notting Hill of body cam footage. 366 00:13:53,190 --> 00:13:54,820 Okay, just let us watch it, you ick. 367 00:13:54,870 --> 00:13:58,990 I feel like there might be some tension between us. 368 00:13:59,040 --> 00:14:00,920 - Shut up. - Whoa! 369 00:14:00,960 --> 00:14:03,140 That is no way to talk to a Forbes cover girl. 370 00:14:03,180 --> 00:14:04,680 Wait, did you change? 371 00:14:04,700 --> 00:14:06,460 You changed. Are you dressing like her now? 372 00:14:06,513 --> 00:14:08,040 What? No. Maybe. 373 00:14:08,098 --> 00:14:09,560 Look, everybody knows that flirting 374 00:14:09,600 --> 00:14:10,710 is 90 percent pheromones. 375 00:14:10,767 --> 00:14:13,800 - Ooh! - And try not to make... noise. 376 00:14:13,853 --> 00:14:16,300 - Where did it come from? - Well, uh... 377 00:14:17,380 --> 00:14:18,860 They get too big... ditch them... 378 00:14:18,900 --> 00:14:20,740 Why does it sound like a janky drive-through order box? 379 00:14:20,760 --> 00:14:21,986 - Shh! - ... with ponytails... 380 00:14:21,987 --> 00:14:23,479 fighters... 381 00:14:23,480 --> 00:14:24,880 Oh, my God! 382 00:14:24,900 --> 00:14:27,790 Clearly, this is the worst depiction of what happened. 383 00:14:27,820 --> 00:14:29,202 The production values are terrible. 384 00:14:29,203 --> 00:14:31,540 They never even show the leading man's face. 385 00:14:32,247 --> 00:14:34,207 Camera doesn't lie, Frank, nor does the microphone. 386 00:14:35,180 --> 00:14:36,500 Okay, maybe... 387 00:14:37,520 --> 00:14:39,090 Maybe I misread this. 388 00:14:39,146 --> 00:14:40,740 Oh, no, no. Um... 389 00:14:40,790 --> 00:14:42,320 Hey. Hey, Bettany? 390 00:14:42,350 --> 00:14:44,040 Did you connect with Fiona's office? 391 00:14:44,092 --> 00:14:45,160 Just got off with them. 392 00:14:45,218 --> 00:14:46,830 And they said they'd be in touch. 393 00:14:46,886 --> 00:14:48,040 And to stop calling. 394 00:14:51,624 --> 00:14:52,960 Our funding is gone. 395 00:14:53,017 --> 00:14:55,130 This is why I didn't want you involved. 396 00:14:55,186 --> 00:14:56,930 You flirted her away, Frank. 397 00:14:56,980 --> 00:14:59,860 Okay, I did capture a giant alligator. 398 00:14:59,880 --> 00:15:00,950 Nobody wants to see that footage? 399 00:15:01,001 --> 00:15:03,670 - No, we don't. - Okay, what he meant to say was, I'm sorry. 400 00:15:03,700 --> 00:15:05,920 Well, now the both of you are gonna be sorry, 401 00:15:05,960 --> 00:15:07,640 because now the two of you are on the hook. 402 00:15:07,699 --> 00:15:09,080 What happened to total immunity? 403 00:15:09,120 --> 00:15:11,480 Oh, I lied to induce a confession. 404 00:15:11,500 --> 00:15:12,860 Welcome to the real world. 405 00:15:14,330 --> 00:15:16,100 That was an awkward interaction. 406 00:15:17,010 --> 00:15:19,740 As you might call it, Frank... a vibe. 407 00:15:37,812 --> 00:15:39,180 Come on. 408 00:15:39,772 --> 00:15:41,400 This could've been a PDF. 409 00:15:41,420 --> 00:15:43,490 What are you doing here? 410 00:15:46,196 --> 00:15:49,690 Hi. Uh, I was just, uh... in the neighborhood. 411 00:15:49,740 --> 00:15:53,100 You have to press the button for me to hear you. 412 00:15:53,140 --> 00:15:56,730 Uh, hey. Listen, I hope I didn't make things weird for you before. 413 00:15:59,960 --> 00:16:03,160 Anyway, uh... my boss said that, um... 414 00:16:04,460 --> 00:16:06,640 Oh. So, I guess... 415 00:16:07,360 --> 00:16:08,620 All right. 416 00:16:13,056 --> 00:16:15,490 And now, to throw out the ceremonial first pitch, 417 00:16:15,542 --> 00:16:17,870 please give an Everson Small Stallions welcome 418 00:16:17,920 --> 00:16:20,130 to Officer Thumbs! 419 00:16:21,481 --> 00:16:23,300 ... and Guest. 420 00:16:23,358 --> 00:16:24,560 Yeah! 421 00:16:25,652 --> 00:16:27,680 Listen to that. I told you it'd be incredible. 422 00:16:27,730 --> 00:16:30,840 There's nothing like the validation of random strangers. 423 00:16:30,890 --> 00:16:32,500 So, I thought this was gonna be lame, 424 00:16:32,540 --> 00:16:35,370 and definitely not worth $1,350. 425 00:16:35,420 --> 00:16:37,610 But I have goosebumps! 426 00:16:38,160 --> 00:16:39,680 I wouldn't be here without you, partner. 427 00:16:39,730 --> 00:16:41,740 Wargo! Listen, bro. 428 00:16:41,790 --> 00:16:43,150 Yeah, I'm probably just gonna lob it today. 429 00:16:43,180 --> 00:16:44,260 I'm not gonna bring my heat. 430 00:16:45,638 --> 00:16:46,660 All right. Now, listen. 431 00:16:46,710 --> 00:16:48,980 Don't let the crowd amp you too much. 432 00:16:49,020 --> 00:16:50,920 Nice and easy. All right. 433 00:16:51,740 --> 00:16:53,040 Don't need that. 434 00:16:55,000 --> 00:16:56,920 No, you're supposed to start over there. 435 00:16:56,930 --> 00:16:58,000 Victoria, what... 436 00:17:03,690 --> 00:17:05,260 Whoo! 437 00:17:05,270 --> 00:17:07,490 Guest, guest, guest! 438 00:17:07,520 --> 00:17:08,740 Yeah! 439 00:17:09,490 --> 00:17:10,560 What the hell was that? 440 00:17:10,600 --> 00:17:12,200 I played cricket growing up. 441 00:17:12,782 --> 00:17:14,319 Rainbow. 442 00:17:14,320 --> 00:17:17,500 I can't rainbow it now. Now I gotta bring the heat. 443 00:17:25,336 --> 00:17:28,130 Thumbs! 444 00:17:33,340 --> 00:17:36,360 Wargo? Medic! We need a medic! 445 00:17:38,470 --> 00:17:41,010 Patel, what did you do? 446 00:17:41,060 --> 00:17:42,720 Wargo? 447 00:17:44,790 --> 00:17:47,320 I gotta say, I never thought that dropping off a binder 448 00:17:47,370 --> 00:17:49,820 full of euthanasia stats would lead to sex. 449 00:17:52,170 --> 00:17:54,300 Don't take this the wrong way, but... 450 00:17:54,350 --> 00:17:56,270 I don't know why I just did that. 451 00:17:56,320 --> 00:17:58,020 Let's be honest. The countdown clock started 452 00:17:58,070 --> 00:17:59,870 after you saw me in those high-performance shorts. 453 00:17:59,871 --> 00:18:02,190 Everything we did was in spite of those shorts. 454 00:18:02,248 --> 00:18:03,280 How dare you. 455 00:18:03,300 --> 00:18:06,240 You're obviously not my usual type. 456 00:18:06,290 --> 00:18:08,200 I don't know, it was sort of... 457 00:18:08,760 --> 00:18:10,139 Sort of a vibe. 458 00:18:10,140 --> 00:18:11,560 - Yes! Yes. - Yes. Yes. 459 00:18:11,590 --> 00:18:13,301 - There's a vibe. - There was a vibe. There is a vibe. 460 00:18:13,302 --> 00:18:15,050 Maybe that's something, if it comes up 461 00:18:15,070 --> 00:18:16,690 in casual conversation, you could share. 462 00:18:16,740 --> 00:18:20,130 Oh... I think we should maybe, definitely keep this on the down low. 463 00:18:20,183 --> 00:18:22,090 You wanna hide your working class funboy? 464 00:18:22,140 --> 00:18:25,200 I don't want to make... things... weird, 465 00:18:25,220 --> 00:18:28,880 but would you mind just... signing something? 466 00:18:29,540 --> 00:18:33,020 What? Oh. A non-disclosure agreement? 467 00:18:33,071 --> 00:18:35,850 Think I'm gonna sell our story to some weird gossip site? 468 00:18:35,907 --> 00:18:39,660 Animal control officer wrestles lifestyle shark to completion. 469 00:18:39,719 --> 00:18:40,745 Twice. 470 00:18:41,600 --> 00:18:43,640 I don't even know your last name. 471 00:18:45,390 --> 00:18:46,700 - Okay. - Okay. 472 00:18:46,740 --> 00:18:47,900 All right. 473 00:18:48,690 --> 00:18:49,700 There you go. 474 00:18:50,760 --> 00:18:51,820 You forgot to initial. 475 00:18:51,870 --> 00:18:53,620 Oh. Yes. 476 00:18:53,660 --> 00:18:54,800 A sexy end... 477 00:18:54,820 --> 00:18:56,550 - Thank you. - ... to a sexy evening. 478 00:18:56,580 --> 00:18:58,480 - It was. - But before I go... here. 479 00:18:58,530 --> 00:18:59,980 If you could take a look at this. 480 00:19:00,000 --> 00:19:01,220 - My boss worked really hard on it. - Oh. 481 00:19:01,274 --> 00:19:02,550 Please don't put that on the bed. 482 00:19:02,609 --> 00:19:04,010 I'll never be able to get it off. 483 00:19:04,060 --> 00:19:05,460 I'll sum it up for you. 484 00:19:07,580 --> 00:19:09,520 People suck. Animals are awesome. 485 00:19:09,560 --> 00:19:10,680 They deserve our protection. 486 00:19:10,730 --> 00:19:12,500 - I'll think about it. - Thank you. 487 00:19:13,220 --> 00:19:15,380 Uh... get back here. 488 00:19:16,800 --> 00:19:20,190 Oh, you know, usually I get an hour break. 489 00:19:20,220 --> 00:19:22,820 Taking advantage of the working man again? 490 00:19:22,870 --> 00:19:23,940 Again. 491 00:19:25,798 --> 00:19:27,820 Everyone, I have amazing news. 492 00:19:27,875 --> 00:19:30,720 Fiona called me back, and she's joining the board. 493 00:19:32,460 --> 00:19:33,780 Yay! 494 00:19:33,820 --> 00:19:36,620 Oh, and she wanted me to tell the team that she thinks... 495 00:19:36,660 --> 00:19:40,660 uh... animals are awesome and they deserve our protection. 496 00:19:40,700 --> 00:19:43,050 So, it's not really the most profound statement, 497 00:19:43,060 --> 00:19:44,599 - but... - It's kinda profound. 498 00:19:44,600 --> 00:19:46,460 I had a feeling it would all work out. 499 00:19:46,500 --> 00:19:49,010 Frank, Fiona told me that you stopped by her gate 500 00:19:49,063 --> 00:19:51,010 and almost broke her mail slot. 501 00:19:51,983 --> 00:19:54,360 Really? Uh... those are her words? 502 00:19:54,400 --> 00:19:55,660 Yeah. Why are you blushing? 503 00:19:55,700 --> 00:19:58,170 I mean, you went to her home? That's not cool. 504 00:19:58,200 --> 00:20:00,780 Yeah, it's not cool, and I actually had no idea about it. 505 00:20:00,800 --> 00:20:02,900 So, permission to be untethered from my partner. 506 00:20:02,952 --> 00:20:05,380 I was only there to give her a large package 507 00:20:05,400 --> 00:20:07,070 which was warmly received. 508 00:20:07,120 --> 00:20:08,700 Ew. 509 00:20:08,750 --> 00:20:09,980 The binder. 510 00:20:10,020 --> 00:20:13,160 Honestly, thank God you did, because I'm sure that she read it, 511 00:20:13,200 --> 00:20:15,420 - and that's what sealed the deal. - Way to go, Emily. 512 00:20:15,460 --> 00:20:17,840 And again, I'm very sorry for my partner's behavior. 513 00:20:17,900 --> 00:20:20,460 You don't need to apologize. I played my part. 514 00:20:20,511 --> 00:20:22,670 The part of the Night Stalker. 515 00:20:22,720 --> 00:20:25,219 Boss saved you on this one, Frank. You gotta admit it. 516 00:20:25,220 --> 00:20:28,130 Hey, does this mean that we are officially off the hook? 517 00:20:28,160 --> 00:20:29,840 You are in the clear. 518 00:20:29,896 --> 00:20:31,010 Yes! Yes. 519 00:20:31,063 --> 00:20:33,930 - For now. - For... for now. Wait. Wait. 520 00:20:33,960 --> 00:20:35,940 Sorry, Emily. How long will that be? 521 00:20:35,960 --> 00:20:37,490 Emily, how long is now? 522 00:20:37,520 --> 00:20:40,080 I can't believe you went to her house. 523 00:20:40,100 --> 00:20:41,115 What happened? 524 00:20:42,060 --> 00:20:43,400 I really can't talk about it. 525 00:20:43,450 --> 00:20:44,800 It's fine. 526 00:20:44,820 --> 00:20:47,330 I'm sure I can read all about it in the restraining order. 527 00:20:51,320 --> 00:20:52,500 Just us. 528 00:20:53,080 --> 00:20:54,860 I'm the reason Fiona joined the board. 529 00:20:54,880 --> 00:20:56,540 And I literally charmed her pants off. 530 00:20:57,140 --> 00:21:00,209 Oh! Oh, I forgot you had an ear infection. 531 00:21:00,210 --> 00:21:01,880 I'll get you some drops. 532 00:21:01,930 --> 00:21:02,950 Whew! 533 00:21:04,960 --> 00:21:06,110 _ 534 00:21:06,120 --> 00:21:08,300 Well, my sponsors said they were pulling their endorsement. 535 00:21:08,330 --> 00:21:09,640 I didn't think they would be so literal. 536 00:21:09,680 --> 00:21:12,240 Officer Thumbs burnt fast and hot. 537 00:21:12,290 --> 00:21:14,020 Just like the pitch Patel threw in the face 538 00:21:14,040 --> 00:21:16,390 of the number one prospect of the Small Stallions. 539 00:21:16,442 --> 00:21:17,820 You guys wanna play a fun game? 540 00:21:17,870 --> 00:21:20,340 Guess how many followers I lost on Insta? 541 00:21:20,360 --> 00:21:22,450 - No. Dude, don't do this to yourself. - Don't do it. 542 00:21:22,480 --> 00:21:24,280 All of them! Even the bots. 543 00:21:24,320 --> 00:21:25,867 So, fake humans in Europe hate me now too. 544 00:21:27,240 --> 00:21:29,970 Oh, no. It's the team calling. Do you think Wargo died? 545 00:21:31,180 --> 00:21:32,800 Hey, Deb. How's our guy doing? 546 00:21:35,240 --> 00:21:37,160 Yeah, girl. I see you too. 547 00:21:37,800 --> 00:21:40,190 - Oh! ICU. - Patel... 548 00:21:40,210 --> 00:21:42,860 I... no, I... yeah, I know exactly what that means... Deb. 549 00:21:42,880 --> 00:21:44,540 So, what do you think? You think our guy's gonna get transferred 550 00:21:44,560 --> 00:21:46,200 to the regular CU? 551 00:21:48,280 --> 00:21:50,660 Hey, quick pivot. Do you think there's any way 552 00:21:50,690 --> 00:21:52,420 I could get ahold of that first pitch ball? 553 00:21:53,110 --> 00:21:54,190 Hmm? 554 00:21:55,140 --> 00:21:58,050 - Synced & corrected by MementMori - -- www.addic7ed.com --