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Synced & corrected by -robtor-
www.addic7ed.com

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Okay, there's your... pillow...

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Oh. Yep.

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- ...and blanket.
- Thanks.

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And I got you those People magazines.

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Good.

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Mike, give my mom the remote.

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Yeah, sure.

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Here you go. Watch whatever you want.

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The game's coming on.

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Well, I like those tiny-house shows.

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You know the ones

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where they take a house like this

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but make it up nice.

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Hey.

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- Hey.
- Hey, Brick.

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Grandma's gonna be
staying with us for a while,

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and the good news is
she didn't have a stroke.

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The doctors are still trying
to figure out what went wrong.

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Hm. Did she bring fudge?

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- Oh...
- Brick!

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What? You said she didn't have a stroke.

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She was in the hospital.

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When would she have made fudge?

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I don't know how grandmas work.

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All I know is that when I see her,

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there's usually fudge.

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Oh, I can whip up a batch of fudge

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- lickety-split.
- No, no, no.

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- You are not whipping up anything.
- Oh.

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Brick can survive without fudge.

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- So, that's a firm...
- No fudge!

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So, how's this gonna work?

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You want me to drive up and get your dad?

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Uh... that would be a big "no."

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If my dad comes,

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they'll just get on each other's nerves.

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He'll get frustrated because
she can't make his lunch,

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and he'll end up yelling at her.

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Not to mention the fact

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that he just bought
a new, coiled garden hose,

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so we will never hear the end of that.

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So, where are we gonna put her?

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"Where are we gonna put her?"

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She's not a puppy, Mike. She's my mom.

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And we're gonna put her in our room.

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Fine. Where are you putting me?

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You can sleep in Sue's bed.

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I don't want to sleep
in a little girl's bed.

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My feet will hang over.

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It's a standard human bed,

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so if your feet hang over, that's on you.

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So, then my attending says,
"Donahue, it's a cadaver.

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You can dispense with the pleasantries."

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I'm sorry. I'm a polite guy.

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I was taught to introduce myself.

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And here I am bragging about
how polite I am,

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and I'm talking
about cadavers while we eat.

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Oh, please.

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I sit next to Axl at the dinner table.

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I can eat through anything.

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This is nice.

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I'd say we make a Wednesday
tradition out of it,

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but I'd probably have to run it
by your boyfriend first.

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- Am I right?
- Right.

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- Wait, I don't have a boyfriend.
- You don't?

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But I thought Axl said...

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I dated a guy
for a little while last year.

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He drove the campus safety cart,

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but it didn't work out.

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Our relationship. Not the safety.

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He is very revered at his job.

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- Mm.
- But it's all good

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'cause I am super busy with school

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- and my No-Cut A Capella.
- I totally get that.

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With med school,

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I barely have enough time to meet anyone,

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let alone get to know someone well enough

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- to date them.
- Uh, hello!

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It takes a lot of time
to really get to know a person.

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Yeah. Sometimes I-I almost think

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it would be easier to date someone

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if you're friends first.

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Totally!

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'Cause then it's like

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- you already have a connection.
- Right.

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You can practically
finish each other's...

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Meals.

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- Actually, I was gonna say "sentences."
- Oh, duh.

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That makes more sense.

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You know, like us.

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We've known each other for so long,

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it's just easy.

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I mean, this might sound crazy,

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but sometimes I think we should...

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Set each other up on dates?

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Uh...

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Yeah. That's...

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That's the exact sentence
I was gonna say,

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but you finished it for me.

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Thanks, Suzy Q.

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Yeah, of course.

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What a great idea.

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We're setting each other up on dates!

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- Yeah.
- Oh, yay!

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Thank you so much, Dr. Franklin.

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Yeah. Bye-bye.

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Okay, so, they think it's
benign positional vertigo.

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Wait, slow down.

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It's like when I saw "Hamilton"
at Fort Wayne...

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didn't catch a single word.

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Oh, I'm sorry.

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So, they think
it's benign... positional...

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Well, you don't have to talk that slow.

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I understand English.

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Oh, I'm sorry, honey.

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Oh, all these darn pills

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are making me a little crabby.

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It's totally fine, Mom.

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Basically, the doctors
think it's vertigo,

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but they want to run some tests

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to rule other stuff out,

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so they want to see you again on Friday.

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Oh, no, that won't work.

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I'm going home tomorrow.

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What, Mom? No. You're not going anywhere.

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The doctor said these tests
are very important.

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Oh, they don't know.

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Actually, Mom, they do know.

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But I'm gonna take the day off of work,

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and I'll go with you,

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and in the meantime, you just relax,

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and I'll make you a nice, cool washcloth.

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Oh, thank you.

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Love you.

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Love you more.

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Wait, you're getting a washcloth?

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I think I'd rather have
a moist paper towel.

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Where are my paper towels?

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Wait, you didn't tell Janet
about my incident, did you?

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Mom, you were in the hospital.

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I had to tell her.

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Well, don't bother her anymore.

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Oh, she's very busy.

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That Lucy's a genius

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and takes up a lot of her time.

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Lucy made a rocket that went 20 feet.

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That doesn't make her a genius.

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Jealousy is not a good color
on you, Frankie.

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Okay, Mom.

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I'm gonna go grab that paper towel.

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Wait, you don't know how I make it.

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Mom, I think I can run water
on a paper towel.

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I don't need to be as smart as Lucy

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- to figure that out.
- Okay.

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But don't put it directly on your counter

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'cause I want it clean.

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Okay, so Sean and I are just hanging out,

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having pizza...

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Oh, my God. Did he ask you out?

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Wait, no spoilers.
I want to hear everything.

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Okay, so, we're having pizza,
and it turns out,

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he thought I had a boyfriend.

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- And you tell him you don't.
- I tell him I don't,

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and then he says
he's so busy with med school,

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he can't even think about
having a girlfriend.

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Ah, hunky med student
too busy to find love

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until he realizes

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it's been right under his nose
the whole time.

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I like where this is going.

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So, we talk about how much time
and effort it takes

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to really get to know someone,

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and then he says,
"This might sound crazy,

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but maybe you and I should..."

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But he pauses, so I say...

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Oh, don't tell me!

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I never want this story to end.

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Okay, tell me!

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I say...

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"set each other up on a date?"

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Shut... up.

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Ugh! I know!

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I don't know what I was doing, Brad.

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I goofed my chance is what I did.

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I had an opportunity to go for it,

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and it's gone forever!

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Sue, look at me.

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Now look away.

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Now look at me again.

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You need to pull yourself up
by your boot straps

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and, in the words
of Swedish supergroup ABBA,

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"Take a chance. Take a chance.

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Take a... Take a chance... chance"!

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I can't, Brad!

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When I said we should set each other up,

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he seemed genuinely excited.

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- Oh...
- I'm gonna have to set him up,

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but with who?!

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Oh, definitely go with a loser.

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There's this girl in my dorm

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who's hooked on
pharmacy-grade cough syrup.

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She'll fall asleep
right in her Caesar salad,

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and if she's not sleeping,
she'll be stealing from him.

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I can't do that.

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I have to set him up with someone great.

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Worst case scenario,

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they fall in love, get married,

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live a long, happy life together,

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she dies peacefully in her sleep,

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and then I swoop in and date Sean!

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And I'll know he's worth the wait

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because he was faithful to her
for 65 years.

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- Hm.
- Oh.

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I think you're right, Sue.

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It's like they say...

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if you love something, set it up.

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If it goes on a date
and comes back to you,

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it's meant to be.

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Oh, the problem is with the right burner.

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Burner.

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Burner!

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Oh, your dad says, "Hi."

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Bur-ner!

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Yes.

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The left one goes click, click, light,

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but the right one goes

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click, click, click, click, light.

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She'll call you back, Dad.

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The stove people are coming today.

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You father has no idea what to tell them.

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I'm gonna have to drive back.

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No, no, no. You can't do that.

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I will call the stove people

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and reschedule the appointment.

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I'm sure they get cancellations
all the time.

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I'm sure they do from rude people.

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Sweetie, our generation
kept their appointments.

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Yeah, Mom, it's really not a big deal.

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Yes, it is.

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We made a commitment to that stove guy,

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and we're gonna honor it.

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Mom, you're not marrying the stove guy.

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You're just rescheduling.

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Yeah, oh, hi. Hello.

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Um, yeah, I-I need to cancel
a service call.

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I'm calling for my mom, Pat Spence.

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Oh, this is not like me.

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You tell them this is not like me!

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My mom says it's not like her.

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I'm sorry, yes. Can you repeat that?

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Yeah.

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Friday between 8:00 and 11:00
would be great.

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I'm not gonna pay
the $6 cancellation fee.

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They said they would waive the fee.

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I'll pay the fee.

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Just keep the appointment...

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...and explain to them that
I would've called sooner,

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but your father changed
phone companies again,

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- and then I forgot.
- I am so sorry.

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Mom, he doesn't need to know that.

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Okay.

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Hello, this is Pat Spence.

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00:07:59,073 --> 00:08:01,908
Yes, let me explain about the stove.

264
00:08:02,010 --> 00:08:03,743
Uh, I'm staying at my daughter's house

265
00:08:03,845 --> 00:08:05,478
because they think I have vertigo.

266
00:08:05,547 --> 00:08:07,847
They have to take more tests.

267
00:08:07,949 --> 00:08:09,882
We bought the house in 1985

268
00:08:09,951 --> 00:08:11,818
just after our girls graduated.

269
00:08:11,886 --> 00:08:13,753
Mom, he doesn't need to know...

270
00:08:13,855 --> 00:08:16,289
Sweetie, I am on the phone.

271
00:08:16,391 --> 00:08:17,390
No butter?

272
00:08:19,027 --> 00:08:21,794
Anyway, uh, it was originally
painted avocado green

273
00:08:21,863 --> 00:08:24,430
which, by the way,
I don't think they even make

274
00:08:24,532 --> 00:08:26,299
that color appliance anymore.

275
00:08:29,304 --> 00:08:30,770
So, her name is Tessa.

276
00:08:30,872 --> 00:08:33,906
I met her in my econ class,
and she's pretty,

277
00:08:34,008 --> 00:08:35,675
but, you know, not, like,
the best thing in the world,

278
00:08:35,777 --> 00:08:37,276
and let's see...

279
00:08:37,378 --> 00:08:39,445
Oh, she's funny, but not someone

280
00:08:39,547 --> 00:08:40,947
who would, like,
go somewhere with her comedy.

281
00:08:41,049 --> 00:08:42,548
She can push a little.

282
00:08:42,650 --> 00:08:44,451
But, you know,
you can decide for yourself.

283
00:08:44,553 --> 00:08:46,486
You might think there's someone
out there who's better.

284
00:08:46,589 --> 00:08:48,088
Your call.

285
00:08:48,190 --> 00:08:50,524
Okay, didn't do
quite as much research as you,

286
00:08:50,626 --> 00:08:52,192
but as far as your date goes,

287
00:08:52,294 --> 00:08:53,360
I've got a couple good options.

288
00:08:53,462 --> 00:08:54,528
Still narrowing it down,

289
00:08:54,630 --> 00:08:56,230
but it's definitely on
for tomorrow night.

290
00:08:56,332 --> 00:08:57,631
Okay.

291
00:08:57,733 --> 00:08:58,866
Oh, hey! Tessa!

292
00:08:58,968 --> 00:09:00,834
Tessa, this is Sean. Sean, Tessa.

293
00:09:00,936 --> 00:09:01,869
Nice to meet you.

294
00:09:01,971 --> 00:09:03,537
Oh, put that away. I'm a hugger.

295
00:09:05,407 --> 00:09:08,141
Oh, save some for later.

296
00:09:08,244 --> 00:09:09,743
Or don't.

297
00:09:11,633 --> 00:09:12,999
Bear with me, Mrs. Perkins.

298
00:09:13,068 --> 00:09:14,935
I'm just a first year.

299
00:09:14,970 --> 00:09:17,086
Bet you wish you went with
a better insurance plan now.

300
00:09:17,155 --> 00:09:19,606
You're so cute. I could sit here all day.

301
00:09:20,476 --> 00:09:22,542
Are you taken?

302
00:09:22,611 --> 00:09:25,111
I have a whole wallet
full of granddaughters.

303
00:09:25,180 --> 00:09:28,215
Well, actually,
I went on a date last night

304
00:09:28,317 --> 00:09:29,716
which... it was fine.

305
00:09:29,785 --> 00:09:31,618
She checked all the boxes, but...

306
00:09:31,720 --> 00:09:32,819
I don't know.

307
00:09:32,888 --> 00:09:34,688
I mean...

308
00:09:34,790 --> 00:09:36,890
- My friend Sue set me up.
- Mm-hmm.

309
00:09:36,992 --> 00:09:38,458
And... the funny thing is

310
00:09:38,560 --> 00:09:40,251
I would've rather gone
on a date with her.

311
00:09:40,320 --> 00:09:44,064
Mm-hmm. So, you're smitten with Sue, huh?

312
00:09:44,132 --> 00:09:46,533
Yeah, she's pretty special.

313
00:09:46,602 --> 00:09:48,435
And now I'm supposed to set her
up with one of my friends,

314
00:09:48,537 --> 00:09:49,736
but the more I keep thinking about it,

315
00:09:49,838 --> 00:09:51,171
am I really gonna let
some other guy show up

316
00:09:51,273 --> 00:09:52,472
and take the girl I like out on a date?

317
00:09:52,574 --> 00:09:54,074
No way, you're not.

318
00:09:54,176 --> 00:09:55,208
Yeah.

319
00:09:55,277 --> 00:09:57,010
- So what if it was me?
- Ooh.

320
00:09:57,079 --> 00:09:58,778
What if when Sue Heck
opens her door tonight,

321
00:09:58,881 --> 00:10:00,647
it's Sean Donahue standing there?

322
00:10:01,950 --> 00:10:03,283
You know what? I'm gonna go for it!

323
00:10:03,385 --> 00:10:04,518
Well, good for you.

324
00:10:04,620 --> 00:10:06,486
Now, let's take that can-do attitude

325
00:10:06,588 --> 00:10:07,954
and get me to crap.

326
00:10:08,056 --> 00:10:09,723
Yes.

327
00:10:09,825 --> 00:10:11,024
Of course, yes.

328
00:10:12,661 --> 00:10:14,427
Okay, here you go.

329
00:10:14,530 --> 00:10:15,495
Ohh.

330
00:10:15,597 --> 00:10:16,530
Whew!

331
00:10:16,598 --> 00:10:18,365
I-I haven't showered in four days.

332
00:10:18,467 --> 00:10:19,499
I-I'm gonna have to break out

333
00:10:19,568 --> 00:10:20,734
the brand-name soap for this one.

334
00:10:20,759 --> 00:10:22,917
Listen, I'm gonna be in there
for a while,

335
00:10:22,942 --> 00:10:24,471
so if you want me to grab you a pop,

336
00:10:24,573 --> 00:10:25,739
now is the time to ask.

337
00:10:25,841 --> 00:10:27,107
Well, if your dad was here,

338
00:10:27,209 --> 00:10:29,583
I wouldn't even be able to have a pop.

339
00:10:30,411 --> 00:10:31,382
About five years ago,

340
00:10:31,484 --> 00:10:33,380
Harvey from across the street

341
00:10:33,448 --> 00:10:36,216
got on your dad about Aspartame.

342
00:10:36,285 --> 00:10:37,417
You remember Harvey.

343
00:10:37,486 --> 00:10:40,020
He's the one that's got
the dog that barks all night.

344
00:10:40,122 --> 00:10:42,055
I can never remember that dog's name.

345
00:10:42,124 --> 00:10:43,323
Yes or no on the pop, Mom?

346
00:10:43,392 --> 00:10:44,591
Oh, I'm not thirsty.

347
00:10:44,660 --> 00:10:46,226
But when you do come out,

348
00:10:46,328 --> 00:10:48,528
I'd love another wet paper towel.

349
00:10:48,597 --> 00:10:51,064
It was a little drippy the last time,

350
00:10:51,166 --> 00:10:53,033
so you're gonna want to wring it.

351
00:10:53,101 --> 00:10:55,201
I'm gonna want to wring it, all right.

352
00:11:02,644 --> 00:11:03,543
Ahh.

353
00:11:03,645 --> 00:11:04,644
Whoa, whoa, whoa.

354
00:11:04,746 --> 00:11:06,212
You're not sleeping in here
again, are you?

355
00:11:06,315 --> 00:11:07,380
Yeah, Dad, no offense,

356
00:11:07,482 --> 00:11:09,683
- but your snoring is unbearable.
- I agree,

357
00:11:09,751 --> 00:11:10,850
except for the "no offense" part.

358
00:11:10,919 --> 00:11:12,085
Hey, I got an idea.

359
00:11:12,187 --> 00:11:14,554
Why don't you go sleep
on the nice, comfy couch, huh?

360
00:11:14,623 --> 00:11:15,937
I got a better idea.

361
00:11:16,039 --> 00:11:16,923
Why don't you two buy a house?

362
00:11:17,025 --> 00:11:18,692
Then you can decide where people sleep.

363
00:11:18,760 --> 00:11:20,126
Hey, I pay for groceries!

364
00:11:20,195 --> 00:11:21,394
I mean, I haven't yet,

365
00:11:21,496 --> 00:11:22,896
but you told me I'm supposed to.

366
00:11:22,965 --> 00:11:25,465
Look, I'm the dad,
and I'm not going anywhere.

367
00:11:25,534 --> 00:11:27,534
Besides, I'm starting
to warm up to this place.

368
00:11:27,636 --> 00:11:28,911
Sue's bed is comfortable,

369
00:11:28,980 --> 00:11:30,537
the room smells like flowers,

370
00:11:30,606 --> 00:11:31,738
and her unicorn night light

371
00:11:31,807 --> 00:11:33,807
lights my path to the bathroom
like a runway.

372
00:11:33,875 --> 00:11:35,241
- God, this is so unfair!
- Come on, Dad.

373
00:11:35,310 --> 00:11:36,676
- You're just taking over everything.
- Please! It's just...

374
00:11:36,745 --> 00:11:38,011
Bup-bup-bup! I don't want to hear it.

375
00:11:38,113 --> 00:11:40,113
You two have very nice beds
in a very nice house.

376
00:11:40,215 --> 00:11:41,815
Now, scamper through
that hole in the wall

377
00:11:41,917 --> 00:11:42,916
and leave me alone.

378
00:11:50,726 --> 00:11:52,225
Ahh!

379
00:11:52,294 --> 00:11:54,361
So, Saturday night.

380
00:11:54,463 --> 00:11:57,092
A little lipstick, a quick pep talk...

381
00:11:57,194 --> 00:11:59,366
...and Sue was ready to meet
her mystery date.

382
00:12:03,872 --> 00:12:06,139
Hi, I'm Sue. Nice to meet you.

383
00:12:06,241 --> 00:12:08,108
It's nice to meet you, too.

384
00:12:08,210 --> 00:12:09,676
What do you got there?

385
00:12:09,778 --> 00:12:11,111
Uh, let's see.

386
00:12:11,213 --> 00:12:12,145
Apple and Brie cheese sandwich,

387
00:12:12,247 --> 00:12:13,179
macadamia nut salad,

388
00:12:13,281 --> 00:12:14,514
and a piece of chocolate cake.

389
00:12:14,616 --> 00:12:15,515
Oh, okay.

390
00:12:15,617 --> 00:12:17,117
Are we having a little moonlight picnic?

391
00:12:17,296 --> 00:12:19,109
Could be, I...

392
00:12:19,134 --> 00:12:20,453
Okay. Sounds great. Let's do it.

393
00:12:22,391 --> 00:12:24,324
All right. All right.

394
00:12:28,154 --> 00:12:30,835
I can't believe Dad drove us
from our own room.

395
00:12:30,860 --> 00:12:32,459
Does he know what time I have
to be on the bus tomorrow?

396
00:12:32,528 --> 00:12:33,727
What about me, huh?
I got to drive the bus.

397
00:12:33,829 --> 00:12:34,795
You just got to sit in the back,

398
00:12:34,864 --> 00:12:37,148
and come up with clever nicknames

399
00:12:37,188 --> 00:12:38,687
for Susie Miller's boobs.

400
00:12:38,756 --> 00:12:41,857
Or whatever it is you do
to pass the time.

401
00:12:41,882 --> 00:12:44,850
Point is, I am responsible for children.

402
00:12:44,995 --> 00:12:46,161
Dad works in a quarry.

403
00:12:46,230 --> 00:12:48,197
I mean, what does he even do there?

404
00:12:48,265 --> 00:12:51,312
I saw him staple a few papers
when I was there.

405
00:12:52,736 --> 00:12:54,169
He probably sells rocks.

406
00:12:54,238 --> 00:12:55,737
You don't sell rocks, Brick.

407
00:12:55,806 --> 00:12:57,940
People just dig 'em up.
It's public domain.

408
00:12:58,042 --> 00:13:00,075
Well, maybe he turns rocks
into marble counters.

409
00:13:00,144 --> 00:13:01,494
If he could do that,
we'd have a better kitchen.

410
00:13:01,596 --> 00:13:03,312
Well, I know the word "quarry"

411
00:13:03,380 --> 00:13:04,880
is derived from
the old French "quarriere"

412
00:13:04,982 --> 00:13:06,148
which translated to Latin means

413
00:13:06,217 --> 00:13:07,950
- "place where stone is squared."
- Okay.

414
00:13:08,052 --> 00:13:09,084
So, we've established

415
00:13:09,153 --> 00:13:10,986
- you'll never see a girl naked.
- Mm.

416
00:13:11,088 --> 00:13:12,154
How's that college degree?

417
00:13:12,256 --> 00:13:13,322
Did you get it from

418
00:13:13,390 --> 00:13:15,157
the University of Moving
Back In With Your Parents?

419
00:13:15,226 --> 00:13:17,359
Mean is not funny, Brick.

420
00:13:17,461 --> 00:13:18,961
Look, all I know is

421
00:13:19,063 --> 00:13:21,897
a guy who does something with rocks

422
00:13:21,922 --> 00:13:23,288
is making us sleep out here.

423
00:13:23,313 --> 00:13:24,779
I need sleep, dude.

424
00:13:24,804 --> 00:13:26,237
I'm a bus driver.

425
00:13:26,262 --> 00:13:27,428
I need sleep, too.

426
00:13:27,497 --> 00:13:28,904
I got to do well in school

427
00:13:28,973 --> 00:13:30,472
so I don't end up as a bus driver

428
00:13:30,574 --> 00:13:32,174
or a guy who does stuff with rocks.

429
00:13:34,111 --> 00:13:35,544
What does Dad do?

430
00:13:41,919 --> 00:13:43,819
Uh, hey, Lexie.

431
00:13:43,844 --> 00:13:45,110
I-I was expecting you to be Sue.

432
00:13:45,135 --> 00:13:47,202
I was expecting you to be
the Postmates guy.

433
00:13:47,227 --> 00:13:48,126
Okay.

434
00:13:48,151 --> 00:13:49,050
Do you happen to know where Sue is?

435
00:13:49,426 --> 00:13:50,259
I haven't seen her.

436
00:13:50,361 --> 00:13:51,927
I've just been in my room studying.

437
00:13:51,996 --> 00:13:54,162
Where the heck is my Brie sandwich?

438
00:13:56,233 --> 00:13:57,833
Mmm!

439
00:13:57,858 --> 00:13:58,990
Mm.

440
00:13:59,136 --> 00:14:01,503
It must be so amazing being in a band.

441
00:14:01,528 --> 00:14:02,861
It is. It's cool.

442
00:14:02,886 --> 00:14:04,986
I mean, unless you're...
trying to be awesome,

443
00:14:05,209 --> 00:14:06,308
and you jump off an amp,

444
00:14:06,410 --> 00:14:08,577
and you break your pinkie finger
on the drum set.

445
00:14:08,646 --> 00:14:09,678
Ooh! No way! Yeah.

446
00:14:09,747 --> 00:14:12,281
- You did that?
- Uh, yeah. I did.

447
00:14:12,349 --> 00:14:14,349
I actually cried a little backstage.

448
00:14:14,451 --> 00:14:15,584
And by "a little," I mean "a lot."

449
00:14:15,653 --> 00:14:17,619
You know, and by "backstage,"

450
00:14:17,721 --> 00:14:19,755
I mean... "in front of the audience."

451
00:14:21,191 --> 00:14:22,357
Oh, man.

452
00:14:22,382 --> 00:14:23,915
Sean didn't tell me you were so funny.

453
00:14:25,229 --> 00:14:26,528
Who's Sean?

454
00:14:31,902 --> 00:14:33,735
Mom, what are you doing?

455
00:14:33,760 --> 00:14:35,894
I had a burst of energy,

456
00:14:35,919 --> 00:14:37,919
and I thought I would
reorganize your cabinets.

457
00:14:37,944 --> 00:14:39,343
You have vertigo.

458
00:14:39,368 --> 00:14:41,435
You are not even supposed to
get up without supervision.

459
00:14:41,460 --> 00:14:42,960
You could've slipped and hit your head!

460
00:14:42,985 --> 00:14:45,652
Oh, sweetie, I would never
slip on these floors.

461
00:14:45,677 --> 00:14:46,743
They're too sticky.

462
00:14:48,449 --> 00:14:50,716
Still, I don't need you
to reorganize my cabinets.

463
00:14:50,741 --> 00:14:52,274
Everything is fine where it was.

464
00:14:52,516 --> 00:14:53,915
Well...

465
00:14:53,940 --> 00:14:57,575
At least separate your beans
from your soups.

466
00:14:57,928 --> 00:14:58,894
Mom, please,

467
00:14:58,919 --> 00:15:00,718
I have had to switch two shifts at work.

468
00:15:00,743 --> 00:15:01,876
I'm getting no sleep.

469
00:15:01,901 --> 00:15:04,268
So, at least let me put my beans
where I want them.

470
00:15:04,293 --> 00:15:05,744
Well, I'm sorry, honey.

471
00:15:05,769 --> 00:15:07,502
I didn't know you were so picky.

472
00:15:07,571 --> 00:15:09,638
I mean, there's no evidence around here

473
00:15:09,663 --> 00:15:11,897
that anybody cares where anything goes.

474
00:15:12,076 --> 00:15:13,508
Okay, Mom, I know!

475
00:15:13,533 --> 00:15:14,698
Our generation just sucks,

476
00:15:14,878 --> 00:15:16,411
because we cancel appointments,

477
00:15:16,513 --> 00:15:18,080
and we don't organize our cans,

478
00:15:18,105 --> 00:15:19,271
and we're loosey-goosey with money,

479
00:15:19,450 --> 00:15:20,415
but before you criticize me,

480
00:15:20,517 --> 00:15:21,717
why don't you take a look at yourself

481
00:15:21,742 --> 00:15:24,009
'cause paper towels aren't
better than washcloths

482
00:15:24,034 --> 00:15:26,167
and round saltines
aren't better than square.

483
00:15:26,192 --> 00:15:28,092
7%... not a good tip.

484
00:15:28,425 --> 00:15:30,225
And your stories start way too early.

485
00:15:30,327 --> 00:15:31,893
If somebody asks you a question,

486
00:15:31,996 --> 00:15:33,462
they don't want you
to start at your birth!

487
00:15:44,541 --> 00:15:46,074
Good thing your dad didn't come down.

488
00:15:46,176 --> 00:15:47,075
He might've yelled at her.

489
00:15:50,330 --> 00:15:51,705
I'm horrible, Mike.

490
00:15:51,730 --> 00:15:53,063
I am the worst daughter on Earth.

491
00:15:53,131 --> 00:15:54,564
I just yelled at my sick mother.

492
00:15:54,633 --> 00:15:56,499
But she took all my stuff
out of the cabinet,

493
00:15:56,568 --> 00:15:58,368
and I won't be able
to find my green beans.

494
00:15:58,437 --> 00:16:00,603
I don't want my mom to get old!

495
00:16:00,672 --> 00:16:03,124
Hey, it's okay.

496
00:16:03,254 --> 00:16:04,479
Hang in there.

497
00:16:04,480 --> 00:16:05,546
But is this it?

498
00:16:05,648 --> 00:16:07,347
Is this how my mom is gonna be now?

499
00:16:07,416 --> 00:16:08,549
Everything changes,

500
00:16:08,617 --> 00:16:10,050
and this is how it's gonna be
from here on out?

501
00:16:10,119 --> 00:16:12,219
I thought I had years before this.

502
00:16:12,288 --> 00:16:14,354
Hey, every day might not be good,

503
00:16:14,423 --> 00:16:16,456
but there's something good in every day.

504
00:16:16,559 --> 00:16:18,325
I guess.

505
00:16:18,394 --> 00:16:19,927
I just want another chance...

506
00:16:19,952 --> 00:16:22,620
another chance to go back
and not yell at my mom.

507
00:16:22,731 --> 00:16:24,965
You never run out of chances
till you stop taking them.

508
00:16:25,034 --> 00:16:26,900
Okay, why are you talking weird?

509
00:16:26,969 --> 00:16:28,068
I... No offense,

510
00:16:28,137 --> 00:16:29,903
but you're starting to sound
kind of like Sue's wall.

511
00:16:30,005 --> 00:16:30,871
Hm.

512
00:16:30,973 --> 00:16:32,139
I guess I do.

513
00:16:32,208 --> 00:16:33,607
Maybe those inspirational posters

514
00:16:33,709 --> 00:16:35,142
are seeping in.

515
00:16:35,211 --> 00:16:36,143
I'm just scared, Mike.

516
00:16:36,212 --> 00:16:37,811
I'm scared about taking care of my mom.

517
00:16:37,880 --> 00:16:40,380
I can barely keep things
together as it is.

518
00:16:40,449 --> 00:16:42,749
I mean, I don't know
if I'm a good caregiver.

519
00:16:42,818 --> 00:16:43,984
I'm not patient enough.

520
00:16:44,053 --> 00:16:46,153
The whole time I'm doing it,
I keep thinking,

521
00:16:46,222 --> 00:16:47,988
"I just want to watch 'The Bachelor.'"

522
00:16:48,090 --> 00:16:49,775
Well, don't beat yourself up.

523
00:16:49,877 --> 00:16:51,124
You're doing a heck of a lot better

524
00:16:51,227 --> 00:16:52,526
than our kids are gonna do with us.

525
00:16:52,628 --> 00:16:53,994
That's true.

526
00:16:54,063 --> 00:16:55,829
Frankie!

527
00:17:03,772 --> 00:17:05,072
Mom, are you all right?

528
00:17:05,174 --> 00:17:09,309
Oh, it's that stupid medicine.

529
00:17:09,378 --> 00:17:11,778
I thought I could hold something down,

530
00:17:11,880 --> 00:17:13,547
but I can't.

531
00:17:13,649 --> 00:17:14,881
Oh...

532
00:17:14,984 --> 00:17:17,884
Oh, you're gonna need to wash
that bath mat.

533
00:17:17,953 --> 00:17:21,355
Oh, and I think I ruined
your good Holiday Inn towel.

534
00:17:21,457 --> 00:17:23,223
It's okay. That towel's had a good run.

535
00:17:23,325 --> 00:17:25,926
Oh. I'm sorry, Frankie.

536
00:17:25,951 --> 00:17:27,417
No, it's not a problem. I'll clean it up.

537
00:17:27,442 --> 00:17:29,742
Do you want some ginger ale
or saltines or something?

538
00:17:29,932 --> 00:17:30,897
I have the round ones.

539
00:17:30,966 --> 00:17:32,532
I feel like such a burden.

540
00:17:32,635 --> 00:17:33,934
Oh, stop it.

541
00:17:34,003 --> 00:17:36,536
Well, it's not supposed to
be this way, Frankie.

542
00:17:36,639 --> 00:17:38,005
You shouldn't be feeding me

543
00:17:38,107 --> 00:17:39,906
and schlepping me to the doctor...

544
00:17:39,975 --> 00:17:41,541
...and cleaning up my messes.

545
00:17:41,610 --> 00:17:43,243
Mom, really, it's fine.

546
00:17:43,312 --> 00:17:44,311
It isn't fine!

547
00:17:44,380 --> 00:17:46,613
You shouldn't be doing any of this.

548
00:17:46,715 --> 00:17:48,248
Mom.

549
00:17:48,317 --> 00:17:50,136
It's my privilege.

550
00:17:50,886 --> 00:17:52,986
Don't you remember?

551
00:17:53,055 --> 00:17:54,588
I'm so sorry, Mom.

552
00:17:54,657 --> 00:17:56,390
I-I don't know why she won't stop crying.

553
00:17:56,458 --> 00:17:57,824
I changed her four times today.

554
00:17:57,860 --> 00:17:59,426
Well, she's a baby, and babies cry.

555
00:17:59,495 --> 00:18:01,728
But I just feel like
I'm failing in every way,

556
00:18:01,830 --> 00:18:03,563
and I haven't slept in three weeks,

557
00:18:03,666 --> 00:18:04,698
I'm very overwhelmed,

558
00:18:04,767 --> 00:18:05,766
and I just keep calling you
to bail me out,

559
00:18:05,834 --> 00:18:07,034
and you shouldn't have to do it, Mom.

560
00:18:07,102 --> 00:18:08,235
- Oh...
- You shouldn't have to.

561
00:18:08,304 --> 00:18:10,404
It's my privilege.

562
00:18:10,506 --> 00:18:11,972
Okay.

563
00:18:12,074 --> 00:18:14,441
Axl, I'm-a coming!

564
00:18:15,811 --> 00:18:17,010
I love you, Mom.

565
00:18:17,079 --> 00:18:20,341
I love you, too, honey.

566
00:18:20,366 --> 00:18:21,732
Oh...

567
00:18:36,098 --> 00:18:38,298
Oh, no! Oh, no, no, no, no!

568
00:18:38,400 --> 00:18:40,033
Axl! Get up! I'm late for school!

569
00:18:40,102 --> 00:18:41,868
Nobody cares, Brick!

570
00:18:41,970 --> 00:18:43,203
Wait a minute.

571
00:18:43,305 --> 00:18:44,905
I'm your bus driver!

572
00:18:45,007 --> 00:18:46,640
Oh, God.

573
00:18:46,742 --> 00:18:47,774
Why did we stay up all night

574
00:18:47,876 --> 00:18:49,242
trying to figure out what Dad does?

575
00:18:49,311 --> 00:18:50,544
We got to get to the bus yard.

576
00:18:50,646 --> 00:18:52,813
- Uh, we don't have time!
- What are we gonna do?

577
00:18:54,083 --> 00:18:55,916
Okay. Okay, guys.

578
00:18:56,018 --> 00:18:57,250
Come on. Hey! Hey! Hey!

579
00:18:57,353 --> 00:18:58,919
Turn off the stove!

580
00:18:59,021 --> 00:19:00,420
Turn off the stove now!

581
00:19:00,489 --> 00:19:01,488
Turn it off! Thank you.

582
00:19:01,590 --> 00:19:02,689
Hey! Hey, you two! Out of the bed.

583
00:19:02,791 --> 00:19:04,023
I know what you're doing up there,

584
00:19:04,125 --> 00:19:05,050
and it's not cool.

585
00:19:05,152 --> 00:19:06,760
So, there's a guy

586
00:19:06,862 --> 00:19:08,862
standing at my door in a nice outfit

587
00:19:08,964 --> 00:19:10,030
holding a bag of food.

588
00:19:10,132 --> 00:19:11,465
To me, that says "date."

589
00:19:11,567 --> 00:19:12,599
I totally get it.

590
00:19:12,668 --> 00:19:14,935
- Isn't that funny?
- It's hilarious.

591
00:19:15,037 --> 00:19:16,937
Oh, I hope your friend's okay, though.

592
00:19:17,005 --> 00:19:18,839
I feel so horrible for standing him up.

593
00:19:18,941 --> 00:19:20,741
Nah, it's... it's all good.

594
00:19:20,809 --> 00:19:21,875
Well, I mean,
if he still wants to go out,

595
00:19:21,977 --> 00:19:22,909
I totally would.

596
00:19:23,011 --> 00:19:23,977
It's just...

597
00:19:24,046 --> 00:19:25,946
I sort of hit it off
with the Postmates guy.

598
00:19:26,048 --> 00:19:27,247
Don't worry, Suzy Q.

599
00:19:27,349 --> 00:19:28,482
You're happy. That's all that matters.

600
00:19:28,584 --> 00:19:29,883
Aww!

601
00:19:33,389 --> 00:19:34,554
You sure your friend's gonna be okay?

602
00:19:34,623 --> 00:19:37,357
Yeah, he's... used to it.

603
00:19:47,936 --> 00:19:49,069
Okay, Mom.

604
00:19:49,094 --> 00:19:50,927
I made sure all your medicine
is in your purse.

605
00:19:51,106 --> 00:19:52,973
Oh, and I got some extra paper towels

606
00:19:53,041 --> 00:19:55,075
so we don't have to stop on the way home.

607
00:19:55,177 --> 00:19:57,010
Yes, it's the kind you like.

608
00:19:58,313 --> 00:19:59,895
There's some construction on 41.

609
00:19:59,997 --> 00:20:01,819
So, you might want to stay on Rybeck Road

610
00:20:01,844 --> 00:20:02,640
till you're out of town.

611
00:20:02,742 --> 00:20:03,674
Okay.

612
00:20:03,776 --> 00:20:05,911
Thanks for letting me
steal your wife, Mike.

613
00:20:05,912 --> 00:20:07,077
You got a good one here.

614
00:20:07,179 --> 00:20:08,779
She's working out so far.

615
00:20:08,881 --> 00:20:09,947
- Say "Hi" to Tag for me.
- Okay.

616
00:20:10,049 --> 00:20:11,248
He doesn't have to call me or anything.

617
00:20:11,350 --> 00:20:12,683
Okay.

618
00:20:16,555 --> 00:20:17,788
Bye, Grandma.

619
00:20:17,890 --> 00:20:19,823
Next time, bring fudge.

620
00:20:23,028 --> 00:20:24,461
Tough day at the office?

621
00:20:24,563 --> 00:20:26,897
Well... yeah.

622
00:20:26,999 --> 00:20:29,933
Actually, I, um... made some decisions

623
00:20:30,035 --> 00:20:31,401
which the powers that be

624
00:20:31,503 --> 00:20:34,638
may or may not have interpreted
as extremely poor

625
00:20:34,740 --> 00:20:36,740
or possibly actionable judgment.

626
00:20:38,043 --> 00:20:39,443
I overslept.

627
00:20:39,545 --> 00:20:41,678
I used the Winnebago to pick
up the kids on my bus route.

628
00:20:41,780 --> 00:20:43,480
- They fired me.
- Hm.

629
00:20:45,217 --> 00:20:46,516
Well, you know, Axl,

630
00:20:46,619 --> 00:20:49,519
when it rains, look for rainbows.

631
00:20:49,622 --> 00:20:52,443
When it's dark, look for stars.

632
00:20:53,025 --> 00:20:54,758
I got to get out of Sue's room.

633
00:20:55,928 --> 00:20:57,461
What exactly do you do, by the way?

634
00:21:00,442 --> 00:21:06,793
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