1 00:00:05,320 --> 00:00:07,800 Wait, you came out too fast. I had a new honk ready. 2 00:00:07,820 --> 00:00:09,880 - Go back in. - Oh, yeah, no problem. 3 00:00:10,400 --> 00:00:11,740 Hey, wait a second, babe. 4 00:00:12,400 --> 00:00:13,840 I made you a smoothie for the truck. 5 00:00:13,898 --> 00:00:15,500 Oh. 6 00:00:15,558 --> 00:00:17,050 - Mmm. - Is it too sweet? 7 00:00:17,100 --> 00:00:18,180 You certainly are. 8 00:00:20,550 --> 00:00:21,772 Bye. 9 00:00:22,260 --> 00:00:24,440 Looks like the truck is gonna have two smoothies in it, 10 00:00:24,460 --> 00:00:25,734 you know what I mean? Smooth devil. 11 00:00:25,735 --> 00:00:29,300 Shred, you do know I want to like you, right? 12 00:00:29,350 --> 00:00:30,600 I do. 13 00:00:31,060 --> 00:00:32,073 Okay. 14 00:00:32,074 --> 00:00:35,970 ? Frank coming out in the morning ? 15 00:00:35,990 --> 00:00:37,660 Yasmine's great. 16 00:00:37,680 --> 00:00:40,660 I was on the fence about her after she ghosted you, twice, 17 00:00:40,680 --> 00:00:42,640 but she's back and better than ever. 18 00:00:42,697 --> 00:00:44,700 She makes me meals, she texts me all the time, 19 00:00:44,758 --> 00:00:48,000 she remembers specific details from conversations we've had. 20 00:00:48,057 --> 00:00:50,010 - She's pretty much obsessed. - That's great, man. 21 00:00:50,068 --> 00:00:51,175 No, I mean literally obsessed. 22 00:00:51,176 --> 00:00:52,750 She stares at my mouth when I talk. 23 00:00:52,803 --> 00:00:54,420 She might be unstable. 24 00:00:54,470 --> 00:00:56,500 That just sounds like cool GF behavior to me. 25 00:00:56,550 --> 00:00:57,550 Okay, how about this? 26 00:00:57,600 --> 00:00:58,820 She watches me sleep. 27 00:00:58,860 --> 00:01:00,840 So? I watch you sleep. 28 00:01:00,894 --> 00:01:03,340 You tuck your hands under your face like a tiny angel. 29 00:01:03,397 --> 00:01:05,180 Great. No more truck naps. 30 00:01:05,232 --> 00:01:06,460 Maybe it's you, Frank. 31 00:01:06,510 --> 00:01:08,380 You just draw crazy people to you. 32 00:01:09,987 --> 00:01:11,210 I took Addy to school today, 33 00:01:11,260 --> 00:01:12,730 she made me drop her off a block away. 34 00:01:12,780 --> 00:01:14,990 Yeah, I don't love that kid. 35 00:01:15,000 --> 00:01:17,780 That's my daughter, but I hear you. 36 00:01:17,800 --> 00:01:20,440 Walk. Walk. Walk. 37 00:01:20,500 --> 00:01:22,541 Everything I do mortifies her. 38 00:01:22,560 --> 00:01:24,450 I can't even take my socks off without her groaning. 39 00:01:24,500 --> 00:01:26,720 Yeah, but I've seen you take off your socks and it's weird. 40 00:01:26,730 --> 00:01:29,330 You do it toe by toe like a burlesque dancer. 41 00:01:29,380 --> 00:01:30,630 Give me the female perspective. 42 00:01:30,640 --> 00:01:32,330 - How do I connect with her? - You can't. 43 00:01:32,340 --> 00:01:36,210 I mean, she's a 13-year-old girl and honestly, she kinda sucks. 44 00:01:36,260 --> 00:01:40,110 Truck 8, there's a report of a gorilla at Overlook Park. 45 00:01:40,160 --> 00:01:42,340 Wait, sorry, just to double check, did you say "gorilla?" 46 00:01:42,390 --> 00:01:43,670 Like a large ape? 47 00:01:43,729 --> 00:01:45,720 Or like a freedom fighter? 48 00:01:45,773 --> 00:01:48,680 I'm sorry, would an armed militant be preferable? 49 00:01:48,734 --> 00:01:51,890 It's the animal. We're Animal Control. Over. 50 00:02:02,740 --> 00:02:03,740 Whoa. 51 00:02:04,570 --> 00:02:07,020 A giraffe and a gorilla. 52 00:02:07,070 --> 00:02:08,310 I wonder if that means there's a... 53 00:02:09,320 --> 00:02:11,290 Zoo break!! 54 00:02:38,951 --> 00:02:42,529 - Synced & corrected by MementMori - -- www.addic7ed.com -- 55 00:02:42,530 --> 00:02:45,770 Okay, some activists released a bunch of animals, 56 00:02:45,830 --> 00:02:47,668 and we all know what happened last time we had a zoo break. 57 00:02:47,669 --> 00:02:50,220 We get the first Monday in May off every year for a reason. 58 00:02:50,270 --> 00:02:51,850 Officer Jones. 59 00:02:51,908 --> 00:02:53,830 Let's bring them home safely, folks. Let's go. 60 00:02:53,882 --> 00:02:56,210 All right, we need total focus, no bathroom breaks. 61 00:02:56,230 --> 00:02:58,480 Oh, you can use the bathroom, just maybe make it quick. 62 00:02:58,530 --> 00:03:00,180 - No twos. - Yeah, that's fair. 63 00:03:01,306 --> 00:03:02,630 Frank, what's your status? 64 00:03:02,680 --> 00:03:04,240 Good news, we're following a giraffe. 65 00:03:04,290 --> 00:03:06,520 Bad news, she's heading towards electrical lines. 66 00:03:06,570 --> 00:03:08,290 Good news, they're in an underserved community 67 00:03:08,310 --> 00:03:09,520 where electricity is spotty. 68 00:03:09,560 --> 00:03:11,680 Bad news, the city has really let these people down. 69 00:03:12,620 --> 00:03:14,900 Emily, while I've got you, just a friendly reminder 70 00:03:14,940 --> 00:03:17,000 that Isabelle's coming to the office for lunch today. 71 00:03:17,050 --> 00:03:18,800 Yeah, Shred, I... I really don't think today 72 00:03:18,820 --> 00:03:20,420 is the best day for visitors. 73 00:03:20,460 --> 00:03:21,770 Not even significant others? 74 00:03:21,827 --> 00:03:23,970 Rick used to come by all the time before... 75 00:03:24,663 --> 00:03:26,030 He dumped Emily? 76 00:03:26,780 --> 00:03:28,390 Carl, we've been over this. 77 00:03:28,440 --> 00:03:29,560 Emily said he dumped her. 78 00:03:29,618 --> 00:03:31,840 After I turned down his marriage proposal. 79 00:03:31,890 --> 00:03:33,690 Yeah. Emily shot first, so... 80 00:03:33,740 --> 00:03:36,000 Okay. Um, do we have eyes on the flamingo, Carl? 81 00:03:36,050 --> 00:03:39,860 I've got a bit of a worst case scenario. 82 00:03:43,760 --> 00:03:46,080 Back to Isabelle real quick. She won't be a bother, 83 00:03:46,120 --> 00:03:47,550 you just show her where the napkins are 84 00:03:47,600 --> 00:03:49,050 and maybe you two can hang out a little? 85 00:03:49,100 --> 00:03:51,160 Uh, yeah. How about we keep this line clear 86 00:03:51,200 --> 00:03:52,399 of personal relationship talk 87 00:03:52,400 --> 00:03:54,350 and just focus on the escaped animals. 88 00:03:57,660 --> 00:04:01,560 I swear there was a huge giraffe right here. 89 00:04:01,618 --> 00:04:05,020 What was that? Hello? Truck 12, come in. 90 00:04:05,070 --> 00:04:07,280 - Hello? - Truck 8 located the gorilla. 91 00:04:07,740 --> 00:04:09,600 Patel, talk to me. 92 00:04:09,658 --> 00:04:11,360 We have eyes on the party animal. 93 00:04:11,418 --> 00:04:12,740 And this time it's not Victoria. 94 00:04:12,795 --> 00:04:14,700 Okay. Stay here. Stay here. 95 00:04:16,298 --> 00:04:17,370 Is the gorilla gonna be okay? 96 00:04:17,424 --> 00:04:19,400 Yeah, he's gonna be fine, sweetie. 97 00:04:19,457 --> 00:04:21,580 Patel! Get the rifle! 98 00:04:21,637 --> 00:04:22,650 Please hold. 99 00:04:24,550 --> 00:04:27,090 Okay, uh, maybe close your eyes 100 00:04:27,110 --> 00:04:28,644 unless you wanna see something awesome. 101 00:04:30,000 --> 00:04:32,630 It's as easy as one, two... 102 00:04:39,240 --> 00:04:41,600 Sorry! And happy birthday! 103 00:04:42,230 --> 00:04:43,240 Oh, no. 104 00:04:43,298 --> 00:04:46,400 Base camp, this is Truck 12. We're back on the giraffe. 105 00:04:46,456 --> 00:04:48,780 Don't worry, we won't lose him this time. 106 00:04:48,831 --> 00:04:50,150 Great. Great. Great. 107 00:04:50,207 --> 00:04:53,200 I am the lord of all giraffes! 108 00:04:53,240 --> 00:04:55,700 Bow down before me! 109 00:04:55,754 --> 00:04:58,200 I can't believe this is working! 110 00:04:58,900 --> 00:05:00,100 Hi! 111 00:05:00,660 --> 00:05:03,040 We walk the giraffes on Tuesday! 112 00:05:03,640 --> 00:05:05,170 I'm not surprised to see that. 113 00:05:05,222 --> 00:05:07,250 See how he pulls the paper off those red velvets? 114 00:05:07,300 --> 00:05:08,309 Opposable thumbs. 115 00:05:08,310 --> 00:05:10,320 Real difference maker in the jungle. 116 00:05:10,370 --> 00:05:12,230 Yeah, okay, that's awesome. Um, no pressure, 117 00:05:12,280 --> 00:05:13,680 but this is our last dart. 118 00:05:13,735 --> 00:05:15,010 Feels like pressure. 119 00:05:24,520 --> 00:05:26,520 - Gorilla contained. - Copy that. 120 00:05:26,570 --> 00:05:27,740 Well done. 121 00:05:28,380 --> 00:05:31,320 We did it, Precinct 22. We did it! 122 00:05:33,830 --> 00:05:36,680 Bathrooms reopened for any and all business. 123 00:05:36,730 --> 00:05:38,980 You earned it, folks! Yeah! 124 00:05:39,013 --> 00:05:40,990 They... they were never really closed, but... 125 00:05:41,048 --> 00:05:43,720 No, I locked 'em. Y'all did it! Yes! 126 00:05:43,760 --> 00:05:46,290 - Okay, we're gonna talk about that. - Yeah! 127 00:05:53,420 --> 00:05:57,010 Yep, yeah, all the animals are accounted for, except for one. 128 00:05:57,065 --> 00:05:59,510 Oreo, our male king penguin. 129 00:05:59,560 --> 00:06:01,660 Probably snuck out in a group of tiny groomsmen. 130 00:06:01,710 --> 00:06:03,510 - Don't worry, we'll keep looking. - Thank you. 131 00:06:03,560 --> 00:06:07,350 His mate, Patty, is minding their egg alone. 132 00:06:08,150 --> 00:06:11,050 Oh, God, look at her. She's keeping a brave face, 133 00:06:11,100 --> 00:06:13,120 but you know she's really suffering deep down, huh? 134 00:06:13,178 --> 00:06:15,270 - I know. - That poor egg. 135 00:06:15,320 --> 00:06:17,540 Okay, we don't know Oreo's side of things. 136 00:06:17,595 --> 00:06:18,820 Hey, Patty, be honest. 137 00:06:18,879 --> 00:06:20,200 Do you watch him when he sleeps? 138 00:06:20,255 --> 00:06:21,490 I'm sorry for him. 139 00:06:21,548 --> 00:06:22,850 He's in a weird place romantically. 140 00:06:22,878 --> 00:06:24,550 His girlfriend pays attention to him. 141 00:06:24,570 --> 00:06:26,820 Okay, we don't need to involve her in my love life. 142 00:06:26,877 --> 00:06:28,130 She's got zoos to keep. 143 00:06:28,180 --> 00:06:30,260 Please, tell me anything. 144 00:06:30,280 --> 00:06:32,500 Most of my conversations are with barking seals. 145 00:06:32,559 --> 00:06:33,770 Try sharing a truck with one. 146 00:06:34,853 --> 00:06:36,360 _ 147 00:06:37,080 --> 00:06:38,100 Poor guy. 148 00:06:38,150 --> 00:06:39,940 I know the shame of being carried unconscious 149 00:06:39,950 --> 00:06:41,060 from a kid's party. 150 00:06:41,080 --> 00:06:42,850 Yeah, and I know the shame of losing a deposit 151 00:06:42,890 --> 00:06:44,260 on a bounce house. 152 00:06:44,317 --> 00:06:46,720 - Excuse me? Excuse me, hi. - Hi. 153 00:06:46,777 --> 00:06:48,360 Channel 4 news. 154 00:06:48,417 --> 00:06:49,770 Uh, quick question. 155 00:06:49,826 --> 00:06:51,400 Can you just tell us, what was it like 156 00:06:51,457 --> 00:06:52,820 - to manage a zoo break... - Hi. 157 00:06:52,878 --> 00:06:54,340 ... of this magnitude? 158 00:06:54,398 --> 00:06:56,610 Uh, actually, do you know what? 159 00:06:56,667 --> 00:06:59,490 You should talk to my partner, Officer Patel. 160 00:06:59,544 --> 00:07:01,730 Hero, husband, father. 161 00:07:02,756 --> 00:07:04,580 Get in there. Addy will love it. 162 00:07:04,633 --> 00:07:06,000 Go. Impress your daughter. 163 00:07:06,055 --> 00:07:07,094 Oh, that's a good idea. 164 00:07:07,108 --> 00:07:08,870 Hi there, we're from Channel 4 news. 165 00:07:08,929 --> 00:07:11,170 Officer Patel. I can only give you an hour. 166 00:07:15,220 --> 00:07:16,510 Hey, Animal Control, 167 00:07:16,560 --> 00:07:18,680 which one of these little piggies went to market? 168 00:07:18,736 --> 00:07:19,900 Hey, Shred tells me 169 00:07:19,957 --> 00:07:22,520 you think your girlfriend's crazy for you but in a bad way. 170 00:07:22,578 --> 00:07:24,010 I've been there, too. 171 00:07:24,068 --> 00:07:25,350 - Both sides. - Oh, good. 172 00:07:25,404 --> 00:07:27,310 Just the conversation I wanna have 173 00:07:27,360 --> 00:07:28,980 with the person who should probably focus 174 00:07:29,010 --> 00:07:32,020 on the more important things, like finding shoes and socks. 175 00:07:32,060 --> 00:07:34,162 Sorry, I tell Isabelle everything when she tickles me. 176 00:07:34,163 --> 00:07:35,860 Yeah, he does. Yeah, he does. 177 00:07:35,880 --> 00:07:38,050 Frank skipped his leg day this week. 178 00:07:38,100 --> 00:07:39,110 No. 179 00:07:39,167 --> 00:07:41,950 Have you guys considered making this relationship long distance? 180 00:07:42,004 --> 00:07:43,380 Over by the copier is fine. 181 00:07:43,400 --> 00:07:44,910 Yeah? You wanna go by the copier? 182 00:07:44,960 --> 00:07:46,400 I'll follow you anywhere, baby. 183 00:07:46,456 --> 00:07:47,950 Dear lord, it's a drop-in. 184 00:07:49,052 --> 00:07:50,460 What is she doing here? 185 00:07:50,512 --> 00:07:52,670 See? I told you. She's obsessed. 186 00:07:52,723 --> 00:07:55,050 It just looks like your girlfriend's visiting you at work. 187 00:07:55,100 --> 00:07:57,040 And with treats, which is nice. 188 00:07:57,098 --> 00:07:59,520 Unless those treats are stuffed with air tags. 189 00:07:59,550 --> 00:08:00,570 I gotta break up with her. 190 00:08:00,600 --> 00:08:02,300 Well, when you know, you know. You know? 191 00:08:02,350 --> 00:08:03,560 Me and Shred, we know. 192 00:08:03,610 --> 00:08:06,140 You and that woman who doesn't look at all like a Yasmine, 193 00:08:06,186 --> 00:08:08,189 you don't know. You know. 194 00:08:08,190 --> 00:08:10,300 I think your street urchin is trying to agree with me. 195 00:08:10,330 --> 00:08:12,510 Frank, if you wanna break up with her, that's fine, 196 00:08:12,560 --> 00:08:15,180 but just promise me you won't pull an Oreo and ghost her. 197 00:08:15,230 --> 00:08:16,900 Only cowards ghost people. 198 00:08:16,950 --> 00:08:18,510 I'm not afraid of looking someone in the face 199 00:08:18,560 --> 00:08:20,530 - and telling them the hard truths. - My man. 200 00:08:20,540 --> 00:08:22,085 Like how my dad thinks you're a lesbian. 201 00:08:22,086 --> 00:08:24,460 Okay, I don't take offense, you know. 202 00:08:24,480 --> 00:08:26,050 Although I am now considering a hair cut. 203 00:08:26,108 --> 00:08:27,173 One comment you dismiss. 204 00:08:27,174 --> 00:08:29,440 Two comments starts to feel like a consensus. 205 00:08:29,460 --> 00:08:33,750 Hey, we're waving and we're waving and everything's normal. 206 00:08:33,780 --> 00:08:35,000 I'm taking her to lunch right now 207 00:08:35,020 --> 00:08:36,500 and ending this once and for all. 208 00:08:36,550 --> 00:08:38,590 - Hey, there you are. - Surprise. 209 00:08:38,640 --> 00:08:40,300 - Hi. - What're you doing here? 210 00:08:40,350 --> 00:08:41,680 Oh, sorry, that sounded harsh. 211 00:08:41,730 --> 00:08:42,950 Why is this happening? 212 00:08:42,960 --> 00:08:44,700 I heard about the zoo break. 213 00:08:44,750 --> 00:08:47,220 My manager packed a bunch of waffles to thank you all. 214 00:08:47,270 --> 00:08:48,720 I hope I'm not interrupting anything. 215 00:08:48,770 --> 00:08:50,500 Not at all. Do you want to grab lunch? 216 00:08:50,550 --> 00:08:52,380 I would eat these, but thanks to your job 217 00:08:52,430 --> 00:08:54,020 I've had every possible variation 218 00:08:54,040 --> 00:08:55,220 of the waffle. 219 00:08:55,270 --> 00:08:56,860 - Have lunch here. - No. 220 00:08:56,880 --> 00:08:58,170 The famous Yasmine. 221 00:08:58,190 --> 00:08:59,860 I mean, we've been dying to meet you. 222 00:08:59,915 --> 00:09:01,970 She doesn't know who you are. I don't talk about work. 223 00:09:02,020 --> 00:09:04,500 Victoria. Obviously Shred. 224 00:09:04,550 --> 00:09:05,720 - Hi. - Isabelle. 225 00:09:05,770 --> 00:09:08,256 And... is that Emily over there in the window? 226 00:09:09,710 --> 00:09:11,760 - Uh-huh. - Wow. You've catalogued all the names 227 00:09:11,780 --> 00:09:12,803 of the people I work with. 228 00:09:12,818 --> 00:09:14,788 It's chilling. Do you want to go get a salad, 229 00:09:14,789 --> 00:09:15,800 somewhere public, maybe? 230 00:09:15,820 --> 00:09:17,180 No, no, no. You're not taking her away. 231 00:09:17,200 --> 00:09:20,050 I have so many questions for you, like why Frank? 232 00:09:20,100 --> 00:09:22,469 And also, him? Really? 233 00:09:22,470 --> 00:09:25,260 - Him. - I'm on TV! Everybody shut up! 234 00:09:25,310 --> 00:09:27,691 Oh, I've heard such nice things about you, so nice to meet you. 235 00:09:27,692 --> 00:09:29,149 - Oh. - Everybody, shut up! 236 00:09:29,150 --> 00:09:30,890 I'm on the television! 237 00:09:31,230 --> 00:09:35,100 In one of the most dramatic moments of today's zoo break, 238 00:09:35,120 --> 00:09:39,520 Animal Control Officer, Amit Patel needed a tranquilizer dart 239 00:09:39,570 --> 00:09:41,690 to subdue a gorilla. 240 00:09:41,740 --> 00:09:43,900 I just want to assure everyone at home 241 00:09:43,920 --> 00:09:46,500 that Timothée the gorilla is safe 242 00:09:46,520 --> 00:09:47,700 and back at the zoo. 243 00:09:47,754 --> 00:09:48,840 Safe and back at the zoo. 244 00:09:48,898 --> 00:09:51,580 Amit Patel, local Seattle hero. 245 00:09:51,633 --> 00:09:54,840 - TJ, back to you. - Nice work with that gorilla! 246 00:09:54,898 --> 00:09:55,960 - Thumbs! - _ 247 00:09:58,890 --> 00:10:01,320 - Thumbs? - Yeah. Opposable thumbs. 248 00:10:01,370 --> 00:10:04,670 Of all things associated with gorillas, you blurted out "thumbs?" 249 00:10:04,720 --> 00:10:06,300 Well, yeah. It was top of mind. 250 00:10:06,360 --> 00:10:09,050 King Kong, Donkey Kong, Coco, bananas, 251 00:10:09,109 --> 00:10:11,310 Diane Fossy, and you went with thumbs? 252 00:10:11,361 --> 00:10:12,560 I think it sounded cool. 253 00:10:12,610 --> 00:10:13,840 I agree with Carl. 254 00:10:15,300 --> 00:10:16,580 You know Carl's name? 255 00:10:16,600 --> 00:10:17,780 Oh, Carl Kurtkazky? 256 00:10:17,800 --> 00:10:20,110 Thank you, Yasmine. Frank, I like her. 257 00:10:20,160 --> 00:10:23,490 But is she wrong? Because I wonder if maybe I embarrassed myself 258 00:10:23,550 --> 00:10:24,560 and my family further. 259 00:10:24,570 --> 00:10:27,810 No, I think you're fine. I mean, I think Addy's a teenager, 260 00:10:27,860 --> 00:10:29,970 so she's never gonna see the news unless you show it to her. 261 00:10:30,028 --> 00:10:31,030 Yeah, exact... 262 00:10:31,050 --> 00:10:32,930 Are you... are you saying I shouldn't show her? 263 00:10:32,988 --> 00:10:34,400 Just got a call from dispatch, 264 00:10:34,430 --> 00:10:36,830 there's been a penguin sighting at Big Splash Waterpark. 265 00:10:36,887 --> 00:10:37,960 That's gotta be Oreo. 266 00:10:38,013 --> 00:10:40,190 Frank, we have to get him back to his missus. 267 00:10:40,220 --> 00:10:42,590 Nobody waddles out on their family on my watch. 268 00:10:43,460 --> 00:10:45,030 I know this doesn't sound like a real job, 269 00:10:45,060 --> 00:10:46,590 but I have to go catch a penguin. 270 00:10:46,640 --> 00:10:49,080 We'll grab dinner later, somewhere between our places 271 00:10:49,120 --> 00:10:50,350 so we can take separate vehicles? 272 00:10:50,420 --> 00:10:52,730 Sounds more inconvenient, but sure. 273 00:10:52,780 --> 00:10:54,890 You can tell me all about your exciting day. 274 00:10:54,940 --> 00:10:57,690 That will be the main thrust of our conversation. 275 00:10:57,740 --> 00:10:59,660 - Shred, let's go. - Yes. 276 00:10:59,690 --> 00:11:01,250 Hey, I think I'm gonna stay here 277 00:11:01,270 --> 00:11:02,320 and go through the lost and found. 278 00:11:02,340 --> 00:11:03,680 Oh, yeah? What'd you lose? 279 00:11:03,700 --> 00:11:05,590 Eh, I'll know it when I see it. 280 00:11:05,640 --> 00:11:06,760 Good luck out there. 281 00:11:12,510 --> 00:11:14,320 - Hey, boss. - Hey. 282 00:11:14,350 --> 00:11:16,590 Uh, if you can see them, they can see you. 283 00:11:16,640 --> 00:11:18,320 That was what I wanted. 284 00:11:18,340 --> 00:11:21,480 Always watching, like a normal, good boss. 285 00:11:21,500 --> 00:11:24,700 You have no reason to feel insecure or weird 286 00:11:24,720 --> 00:11:26,830 around some pretty girl who's dating Shred. 287 00:11:26,880 --> 00:11:28,354 No, no. No, no, no. I don't. 288 00:11:28,355 --> 00:11:31,640 And and are we all agreed that she's pretty? 289 00:11:31,691 --> 00:11:34,100 Okay, you need to work on whatever this is 290 00:11:34,120 --> 00:11:35,930 because the Emily that I fell in love with 291 00:11:35,980 --> 00:11:37,780 wasn't threatened by a beautiful woman. 292 00:11:37,800 --> 00:11:39,690 A beautiful... now she's beautiful? 293 00:11:39,741 --> 00:11:41,283 She was pretty, but now she's beautiful. 294 00:11:41,284 --> 00:11:44,080 She's had a makeover over the course of this conversation, 295 00:11:44,100 --> 00:11:45,980 which is great for her and I... I hear it. 296 00:11:46,010 --> 00:11:47,490 I am spiraling a little bit. 297 00:11:47,540 --> 00:11:49,140 So I should probably deal with that, 298 00:11:49,160 --> 00:11:51,300 even though I've never been so productive in my life. 299 00:11:51,330 --> 00:11:53,770 I mean, I've already done next year's taxes somehow 300 00:11:53,780 --> 00:11:55,120 and I don't even know how much I made. 301 00:11:55,140 --> 00:11:58,200 Let's just take a breath and make some tea, 302 00:11:58,250 --> 00:11:59,960 and then we're just gonna really get in there. 303 00:12:00,010 --> 00:12:01,640 Okay, well, I hope you have floaties 304 00:12:01,690 --> 00:12:03,630 because this pool is deep. 305 00:12:05,300 --> 00:12:07,630 Responding officers, penguin spotted. 306 00:12:07,680 --> 00:12:09,260 Top of the Splash Blaster. 307 00:12:09,300 --> 00:12:10,563 Copy. Approaching. 308 00:12:14,480 --> 00:12:15,820 Oreo? 309 00:12:16,740 --> 00:12:18,060 Frank, it's him. 310 00:12:19,239 --> 00:12:20,250 - _ - "Yaz." 311 00:12:20,280 --> 00:12:21,600 Now we're giving her a nick name? 312 00:12:22,860 --> 00:12:23,870 Hey, Shred, you gotta hurry up. 313 00:12:23,880 --> 00:12:26,449 Yasmine is starting to form office friendships. 314 00:12:26,450 --> 00:12:27,720 I haven't even done that yet. 315 00:12:27,740 --> 00:12:29,530 I think he wants to go down the slide. 316 00:12:29,582 --> 00:12:31,100 No, you want to go down the slide. 317 00:12:31,140 --> 00:12:33,200 He wants to sit on an iceberg alone eating krill. 318 00:12:33,250 --> 00:12:35,709 Listen, this guy is clearly looking for answers. 319 00:12:35,710 --> 00:12:37,880 I think he just needs to take a little journey, Frank. 320 00:12:38,550 --> 00:12:39,592 I'm gonna send him. 321 00:12:40,990 --> 00:12:42,178 Okay, buddy. 322 00:12:42,754 --> 00:12:44,290 That's right. Yep. 323 00:12:45,738 --> 00:12:47,500 Bird incoming. 324 00:12:47,550 --> 00:12:49,580 - Which slide? - The blue one. 325 00:12:50,180 --> 00:12:51,360 Which blue one? 326 00:12:51,380 --> 00:12:52,550 The Splash Blaster. 327 00:12:52,605 --> 00:12:53,840 Got it. 328 00:12:56,950 --> 00:12:58,010 I don't see him. 329 00:12:58,060 --> 00:12:59,280 Maybe he's stuck. 330 00:12:59,320 --> 00:13:01,440 I should probably slide down and check. 331 00:13:01,480 --> 00:13:02,650 You're totally wearing a bathing suit 332 00:13:02,670 --> 00:13:03,870 under your uniform, aren't you? 333 00:13:03,920 --> 00:13:05,900 Affirmative. I'm going in. 334 00:13:09,060 --> 00:13:10,180 Wooo! 335 00:13:10,200 --> 00:13:13,619 Oreo, I'm coming to see you. Yeah. 336 00:13:13,620 --> 00:13:15,270 Wooo! 337 00:13:18,250 --> 00:13:20,940 He wasn't in there! Did I miss him? 338 00:13:20,960 --> 00:13:23,299 I mean, I was booking, man. 339 00:13:23,300 --> 00:13:24,840 I just wanna set the scene here, 340 00:13:24,860 --> 00:13:27,800 an animal with a top land speed of two miles an hour 341 00:13:27,820 --> 00:13:31,160 evaded you and you've got a loose bandage in your hair. 342 00:13:32,680 --> 00:13:34,020 What have I done? 343 00:13:34,820 --> 00:13:36,608 Poor Patty, poor egg. 344 00:13:37,380 --> 00:13:40,470 As God is my witness I will reunite this family, Frank. 345 00:13:40,520 --> 00:13:41,700 - _ - Good God. 346 00:13:41,750 --> 00:13:43,520 She's assimilated the lunch bunch. 347 00:13:43,570 --> 00:13:45,160 I have to quit my job. 348 00:13:45,820 --> 00:13:48,850 Do you... Do you have a towel? 349 00:13:53,740 --> 00:13:55,130 Oh, hi. Can I help you? 350 00:13:55,140 --> 00:13:56,999 Yes, you can. 351 00:13:57,000 --> 00:13:59,190 Hi. I would like to adopt a dog. 352 00:13:59,210 --> 00:14:02,790 I'm looking for something fluffy and little and loyal. 353 00:14:02,840 --> 00:14:04,319 Unlike my assistant who just quit 354 00:14:04,320 --> 00:14:06,080 and forced me to adopt my own dog. 355 00:14:06,130 --> 00:14:07,890 Actually, could you come back later? 356 00:14:07,940 --> 00:14:09,520 We were about to do a deep dive 357 00:14:09,570 --> 00:14:11,299 and it's about to get raw. 358 00:14:11,300 --> 00:14:12,852 Oh, I have a body butter for that. 359 00:14:12,853 --> 00:14:14,780 Unless you mean emotionally raw, 360 00:14:14,800 --> 00:14:16,890 in which case I have a different body butter for that. 361 00:14:16,940 --> 00:14:18,750 Oh, my gosh, it's... it's you. 362 00:14:18,760 --> 00:14:20,760 I just watched your Ted Talk. 363 00:14:20,810 --> 00:14:22,600 You're, uh... 364 00:14:22,650 --> 00:14:24,140 At the level of fame you don't know my name. 365 00:14:26,032 --> 00:14:27,033 Um... 366 00:14:27,800 --> 00:14:28,830 Fff... 367 00:14:28,880 --> 00:14:29,900 Fi... 368 00:14:29,953 --> 00:14:31,320 Fi... Foo... 369 00:14:31,370 --> 00:14:34,140 - Fiona Holcomb. - Fiona Holcomb. 370 00:14:34,180 --> 00:14:36,200 Yes, the lifestyle brand maven. 371 00:14:36,220 --> 00:14:38,289 - That's me. - Of course. Oh, my gosh. 372 00:14:38,290 --> 00:14:40,159 I'm Emily Holcomb. 373 00:14:40,160 --> 00:14:43,120 - No. - Nope. No, I'm not. It's Emily Price. 374 00:14:43,140 --> 00:14:46,300 Uh, sorry, I've never met a female billionaire before. 375 00:14:46,320 --> 00:14:48,330 Or any billionaire, so... 376 00:14:48,380 --> 00:14:49,973 Breathe. 377 00:14:49,980 --> 00:14:51,740 There we go. 378 00:14:52,860 --> 00:14:54,300 Spots. Tiny little spots. 379 00:14:54,352 --> 00:14:56,840 - Too deep. Too deep. - It's very exciting for me. 380 00:14:58,420 --> 00:15:00,140 It's Addy. She must have unblocked me. 381 00:15:00,191 --> 00:15:01,730 "You seen this?" 382 00:15:01,780 --> 00:15:03,440 - Thumbs! - _ 383 00:15:04,480 --> 00:15:05,920 I just want to tell everyone 384 00:15:05,940 --> 00:15:08,150 that Timothée, the gorilla is safe 385 00:15:08,200 --> 00:15:10,650 - and back at the zoo. - _ 386 00:15:10,702 --> 00:15:12,900 - Thumbs! - What is... ? 387 00:15:12,954 --> 00:15:14,690 Thumbs! 388 00:15:15,720 --> 00:15:17,110 I'm everywhere. 389 00:15:18,060 --> 00:15:22,250 This is so great! She's texting me again. 390 00:15:22,300 --> 00:15:24,089 "You ruined my whole life." 391 00:15:24,090 --> 00:15:26,610 - Yeah, there she goes. - She blocked me again. 392 00:15:26,660 --> 00:15:28,420 This seems worse than the socks thing. 393 00:15:28,470 --> 00:15:29,870 Truck 8 to Truck 12. 394 00:15:29,920 --> 00:15:31,347 Oh, so my stuff's over then, huh? 395 00:15:31,348 --> 00:15:33,200 - Truck 12 responding. - I just wanted to say 396 00:15:33,230 --> 00:15:35,120 that Yasmine is a great hang. 397 00:15:35,170 --> 00:15:36,890 She is so fun to make fun of you with. 398 00:15:36,948 --> 00:15:38,590 Plus, she gave us those waffles, 399 00:15:38,620 --> 00:15:40,640 some of them had chocolate chips in them, the tiny kind? 400 00:15:41,280 --> 00:15:42,300 Okay. 401 00:15:43,600 --> 00:15:45,810 Hello? Hello? Did you cut out? 402 00:15:45,860 --> 00:15:47,860 No, he's just being weird 403 00:15:47,880 --> 00:15:51,230 because he wants to dump her for bizarre and confusing reasons. 404 00:15:51,284 --> 00:15:53,980 - What?! That's crazy! - She's so much better than him! 405 00:15:54,030 --> 00:15:55,200 She likes to watch me sleep 406 00:15:55,240 --> 00:15:57,860 and I found a pair of my compression shorts at her place. 407 00:15:57,890 --> 00:15:59,870 Yes, but maybe you just left them there. 408 00:15:59,880 --> 00:16:01,450 No, she wants my scent. 409 00:16:01,500 --> 00:16:04,260 Well, she could sniff a bar of Irish Spring soap then, maybe. 410 00:16:05,330 --> 00:16:07,300 Seriously, she's young, she's hot, 411 00:16:07,320 --> 00:16:08,959 she clearly has low standards. 412 00:16:08,960 --> 00:16:11,012 You're just sabotaging this because it's getting serious. 413 00:16:11,020 --> 00:16:12,879 She's kinda right. You're a saboteur. 414 00:16:12,880 --> 00:16:15,049 Totally. Can we raincheck this conversation? 415 00:16:15,050 --> 00:16:16,900 Do not pull a Victoria and break up with her 416 00:16:16,920 --> 00:16:19,680 just because things are going well, you muppet. 417 00:16:23,580 --> 00:16:27,220 You know, maybe I left the compression shorts there 418 00:16:27,260 --> 00:16:28,980 after I went to the gym. 419 00:16:29,030 --> 00:16:31,029 Is it possible this is all in my head? 420 00:16:31,030 --> 00:16:32,980 - Yes! - Yes! Yes. 421 00:16:33,030 --> 00:16:34,720 Yes. 422 00:16:38,200 --> 00:16:39,350 Dad! 423 00:16:40,940 --> 00:16:42,990 Dad, come here! Over here, Dad! 424 00:16:48,040 --> 00:16:49,499 Hey, everything okay? 425 00:16:49,500 --> 00:16:50,500 Stop being weird. 426 00:16:50,550 --> 00:16:51,940 My friends want to meet Officer Thumbs. 427 00:16:51,960 --> 00:16:53,440 Everyone at school thinks you're hilarious. 428 00:16:53,480 --> 00:16:54,700 Thumbs, can I get a photo? 429 00:16:54,740 --> 00:16:56,640 Oh, uh... yeah, okay. 430 00:16:57,320 --> 00:16:59,420 Everyone, here he comes. Get in. 431 00:17:00,470 --> 00:17:01,600 Yeah. 432 00:17:04,100 --> 00:17:06,850 - Do the voice? - Do the voice! 433 00:17:06,900 --> 00:17:08,160 Do the voice! 434 00:17:08,200 --> 00:17:09,310 Thumbs! 435 00:17:15,070 --> 00:17:17,239 Okay. I will take her. 436 00:17:17,240 --> 00:17:18,500 Oh. That was fast. 437 00:17:18,520 --> 00:17:20,610 Yes. Well, it had to be. Um... 438 00:17:20,660 --> 00:17:22,260 Oh, I don't want to be rude, 439 00:17:22,280 --> 00:17:25,619 but, um... it absolutely reeks in here. 440 00:17:25,620 --> 00:17:27,060 Um, yeah, it does. 441 00:17:27,090 --> 00:17:28,250 - No, that's fair. - Yeah. 442 00:17:28,260 --> 00:17:31,160 In my perfect world, we'd have a designated play area 443 00:17:31,200 --> 00:17:33,620 that could double as a space for adoption visits, but... 444 00:17:33,636 --> 00:17:36,264 There's no perfect world unless you create it. 445 00:17:37,000 --> 00:17:39,380 I'm just gonna jot that down real quick. 446 00:17:39,430 --> 00:17:40,518 Have you not read my new book? 447 00:17:40,520 --> 00:17:41,600 I thought it wasn't out yet. 448 00:17:41,650 --> 00:17:43,599 - I'm so sorry. - No apologies. 449 00:17:43,600 --> 00:17:46,180 What is holding you back from building that dream space, Emily? 450 00:17:46,230 --> 00:17:50,830 Funds, mostly, and also a little, um... 451 00:17:50,880 --> 00:17:52,819 No, it's 100 percent funds. 452 00:17:52,820 --> 00:17:55,910 Are you being fearlessly honest with yourself? 453 00:17:55,960 --> 00:17:57,860 Oh, that's one of your core philosophies. 454 00:17:57,880 --> 00:17:59,840 - It is. - Yes, that's right. Um... 455 00:17:59,880 --> 00:18:02,380 - Well, I just got out of a relationship... - Okay. 456 00:18:02,400 --> 00:18:05,040 ... um, and then there's this other guy, 457 00:18:05,060 --> 00:18:06,740 - but he's kind of... - Mm-hmm. Okay, okay, okay. 458 00:18:06,770 --> 00:18:08,296 You really need to read Chapter 6. 459 00:18:08,300 --> 00:18:09,950 - Totally. - Shh. 460 00:18:10,000 --> 00:18:11,400 When faced with a setback, 461 00:18:11,440 --> 00:18:13,839 double down on an area of strength. 462 00:18:13,840 --> 00:18:18,420 Now, work is clearly an area of strength for you, Emily. 463 00:18:18,440 --> 00:18:20,710 Oh, really? Do you think so? 464 00:18:20,760 --> 00:18:22,959 If you need money, you need a fundraising board 465 00:18:22,960 --> 00:18:24,570 and someone great to run it. 466 00:18:24,580 --> 00:18:27,480 Um, you are someone great. 467 00:18:28,750 --> 00:18:29,816 I am. 468 00:18:29,817 --> 00:18:30,850 Yeah. 469 00:18:31,530 --> 00:18:32,980 Write a proposal. 470 00:18:33,037 --> 00:18:35,609 If it wows me, I will do it. 471 00:18:37,740 --> 00:18:38,940 I need to take this. 472 00:18:41,380 --> 00:18:42,700 Oh, she just took the dog. 473 00:18:42,720 --> 00:18:46,980 You know, we have, um, some forms and a $45 adoption fee. 474 00:18:47,020 --> 00:18:48,260 But you know, I'll front you 475 00:18:48,300 --> 00:18:51,760 and then we'll settle up when, uh, we talk about the board. 476 00:18:55,740 --> 00:18:57,190 Clear my afternoon, Bettany. 477 00:18:57,210 --> 00:18:59,290 I have a book to read and a proposal to write. 478 00:19:00,260 --> 00:19:02,009 - We aren't having tea, are we? - No. 479 00:19:02,010 --> 00:19:05,420 A fearless look at my pain will just have to wait. 480 00:19:06,390 --> 00:19:08,269 Everyone was so sweet. 481 00:19:08,270 --> 00:19:10,500 Patel even showed me his secret napping spot. 482 00:19:10,560 --> 00:19:12,300 Really, I just found him sleeping under his desk. 483 00:19:12,320 --> 00:19:15,100 Yeah, he makes a surprisingly comfortable foot rest. 484 00:19:16,480 --> 00:19:19,799 I want to say I'm sorry for acting so weird earlier. 485 00:19:19,800 --> 00:19:22,180 Zoo breaks only happen once every 40 years, 486 00:19:22,200 --> 00:19:24,360 so I probably only have one left in my career. 487 00:19:24,400 --> 00:19:25,920 How long do you plan on working? 488 00:19:25,940 --> 00:19:28,240 Oh, I have Peter Pan syndrome. I haven't thought about it. 489 00:19:28,292 --> 00:19:30,600 But I'm really glad you came by. 490 00:19:30,620 --> 00:19:32,660 It was about time you met everybody. 491 00:19:32,680 --> 00:19:34,580 - Yeah? - Definitely. 492 00:19:34,632 --> 00:19:35,700 Oh. 493 00:19:39,920 --> 00:19:42,920 Okay, listen. Um, do you remember my cousin Anne? 494 00:19:42,970 --> 00:19:44,460 - With the X-Files tattoo? - Yeah. 495 00:19:44,510 --> 00:19:45,539 She's getting married in Madrid 496 00:19:45,540 --> 00:19:47,320 and my whole family's gonna be there, 497 00:19:47,340 --> 00:19:50,010 and they would all really love to meet you. 498 00:19:51,080 --> 00:19:54,060 Absolutely. Definitely. I'm in. 499 00:19:54,110 --> 00:19:55,970 - Yeah? - Yeah. 500 00:19:56,020 --> 00:19:58,180 Hey, I'm here. Frank? 501 00:19:58,230 --> 00:19:59,680 I couldn't do it. I'm ghosting her. 502 00:19:59,700 --> 00:20:01,489 She wants me to go to freakin' Madrid. 503 00:20:01,490 --> 00:20:03,900 I'm also stuck, so can you give me a tug? 504 00:20:03,953 --> 00:20:05,411 - Wait, I thought you were back in. - No. 505 00:20:05,412 --> 00:20:06,610 I'm taking the coward's way out. 506 00:20:06,660 --> 00:20:09,560 I admit it, I have intimacy issues, so give me a tug, 507 00:20:09,600 --> 00:20:11,740 - you judgmental bastard. - Wait, your butt is wedged. 508 00:20:11,760 --> 00:20:13,760 No offense, but that's a lot of Frank cake. 509 00:20:13,800 --> 00:20:15,547 Do you want me to get Isabelle? She's in the car. 510 00:20:15,548 --> 00:20:17,700 Why? We need someone to steal me out the window? 511 00:20:17,759 --> 00:20:20,330 Wow. Okay, it's hard to take the moral high ground 512 00:20:20,360 --> 00:20:21,800 when you're halfway out of a bathroom, bud. 513 00:20:21,840 --> 00:20:23,900 I like to think that I'm halfway in the bathroom. 514 00:20:23,920 --> 00:20:25,320 I'm a pessimist, so... 515 00:20:26,050 --> 00:20:27,160 - Okay. - Okay. 516 00:20:27,190 --> 00:20:29,090 - You ready? - Here we go. Okay. 517 00:20:30,960 --> 00:20:32,100 One, two... 518 00:20:33,280 --> 00:20:36,220 Okay, two more tugs and we gotta think about losing the pants. 519 00:20:37,960 --> 00:20:39,850 No, no, no, no! 520 00:20:46,660 --> 00:20:48,800 Hey. I'm here to apologize. 521 00:20:48,840 --> 00:20:51,019 - I'm sure you got a lot of questions. - Not really. 522 00:20:51,020 --> 00:20:52,120 You freaked out and ghosted me. 523 00:20:52,140 --> 00:20:53,999 I'm pretty familiar with that move. 524 00:20:54,000 --> 00:20:56,340 I'm sorry. I made up this whole story in my head 525 00:20:56,380 --> 00:20:57,715 that you were obsessed with me. 526 00:20:58,360 --> 00:21:00,920 - Obsessed with you? - I know, it's my stuff. 527 00:21:00,960 --> 00:21:04,259 You're amazing, I'm just an emotional cripple. 528 00:21:04,260 --> 00:21:05,306 Well, thank you for saying that, 529 00:21:05,307 --> 00:21:08,720 but we are about 12 years past being able to use that phrase. 530 00:21:08,740 --> 00:21:11,420 Add that to the list of things that I need to work on, 531 00:21:11,440 --> 00:21:14,720 along with my inability to avoid weird goodbyes. 532 00:21:14,760 --> 00:21:17,730 So au revoir, mademoiselle. 533 00:21:17,760 --> 00:21:20,400 ? Just as soon as you go taking that vow... ? 534 00:21:20,420 --> 00:21:22,050 ? There'll be a change in your ways ? 535 00:21:22,100 --> 00:21:24,260 Goodbye. 536 00:21:26,580 --> 00:21:29,180 ? You better run for your life ? 537 00:21:30,270 --> 00:21:33,000 ? Unless you're running into love ? 538 00:21:33,020 --> 00:21:36,330 ? Huggin' and kissin' is... ? 539 00:21:36,360 --> 00:21:39,039 ? You're running into love. ? 540 00:21:39,040 --> 00:21:42,040 - Synced & corrected by MementMori - -- www.addic7ed.com --