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- Hey, thanks for driving me to work.
- No problemo.

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- "A." Got an "A." "B." Um...
- What're you doing?

3
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Oh, I'm just playing the alphabet game.

4
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You know, where you try and find
the alphabet in order

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on license plates you pass.
You've never played that before?

6
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Alphabet game? No, Max.

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I play real games
like Taboo, Pop-A-Shot.

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"C." "D." I'm kind of
killing you here, man.

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First of all, I'm not playing.

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Second of all...

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start over. "A."

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- Uh, I see a "B" right there.
- What? What?

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- What? What?
- "C." "C" right over there.

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- "C."
- Very good alpha spotting, partner.

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Still not a real game.

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Okay, real games have points

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so I can rub the score
in my opponent's face

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- after I win.
- Okay.

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Well, how about this? How about we apply

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a number value to each of the letters.

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And double points for two of
your letters on the same plate?

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Yes, and triple points
for an out-of-state plate.

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And negative points for a vanity plate.

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See, that is what I'm saying.
That is good.

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Don't smile at me.

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Write this stuff down.

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Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

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So, if you spot your exact initials

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and the numerical value of the digits

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reduce to any single digit
from your birth year,

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it's a thousand points.

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Unless I see it first
and roll my window down.

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Then it's a death plate
and you exit the game.

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Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Oh, yeah, I got that right here.

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But if I want to reenter the game,

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I have to hit your hazards
as we pass your initials

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- on a nearby billboard.
- Billboard.

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Yes.

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If the plate is visible
only from the mirror,

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you can call "reversey,"

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and I have to put the car in reverse

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- as soon as it's safe to do so.
- Yep, that's right.

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But if I call a reversey in error,

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you get to snap my seat belt
against my chest.

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Okay, I think that's it.
Are we ready to play?

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- I was born ready.
- Okay.

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Wait a second.

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Dude, we passed the Bureau
ten minutes ago.

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I know.

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Double "B" and Ohio. That's 28 points.

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Damn, I love this game.

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synced and corrected by susinz
*www.addic7ed.com*

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Your win has an asterisk.

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- Canadian plates shouldn't count.
- Oh, okay.

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Good morning, Alice.

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I don't know if you're a breakfast guy,

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but I got us cheeseburgers.

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Dude, it's 6:30 in the morning.

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I know, two for three bucks

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if you order before 7:00 a.m.,

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so I didn't really have a choice.

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I'm good. I'm on a strict diet

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of fish, veggies and Skinnygirl popcorn.

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Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

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- Did you not read the e-mail?
- What e-mail?

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You can't bring food in the building.
It's a secure facility.

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Oh, man. Guess I should read my e-mails.

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- I guess so.
- Uh...

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Do you mind
if I scarf this down real quick?

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- Well, hurry up.
- All right. All right.

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Enjoy. Bon appétit.

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Mmm.

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Do you like sports?

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We don't have time for
conversation. Come on, bro.

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Mmm. Okay. Okay.

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- Good to go.
- Wait a second.

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Wait a second.
You just gonna let the other one

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- go to waste?
- Oh, come on, man.

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Some baby cow's mom

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died to make that.

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You want me to eat another burger?

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Do what you gonna do, but hurry up.

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This patty is really big on this one.

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- Come on, Max!
- Okay, okay, okay.

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- I'm trying.
- You can do it!

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- I'm trying.
- You making me late.

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- I know. I'm sorry.
- Come on!

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- Okay.
- Hurry up, we got to get downstairs.

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I've never eaten a burger

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- this fast.
- Mm-hmm.

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- There you go. Good job.
- Oh.

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What are you doing? You said...

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Oh, so you were tricking me?

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That's hilarious.

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No, it's super funny. I just...
I'm feeling kind of sick.

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Is that part of the joke?

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Yeah, it's a big part.

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Hey. Morning, guys. Uh, come with me.

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Captain LaFrey wants to see you right...

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No. Sir, I'll take them.

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Alone.

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- Okay.
- Huh.

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But if you run into any problems

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guiding them 30 feet down the hall,

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I have my cell. You call me.

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Yo.

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- What's up?
- What's up?

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- Hi.
- Huh?

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What... I'm sorry?

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I'll bring you to LaFrey if you like.

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- Let's go. Follow me.
- Oh. Okay.

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Oh, God. Just, uh, this way.

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This was taken five days ago

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at King Hill Farm, where every year

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they have a haunted hayride.

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What's up, y'all? It's Janie.

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We're about to do this haunted hayride.

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I hope it's not too scary.

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Help me!

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The victim, Janie Quinlan,

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was pulled into the woods
by an unseen force.

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And since the video went viral,

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the hayride has become a sensation.

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I've been four times myself.

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I have a discount code
I'm not allowed to share.

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"SCARY20." All caps.
You can... you can use it.

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Come on, man. Seriously?

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You all think this video is real?

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No, it's totally fake.

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So let's just pretend
that we never saw the video

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and give each other nicknames.

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You can be Jack Fantastic.

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I'll be Lil' Cupcake.

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You're... Never mind,
I'm bailing on this.

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No, no, no. Let's keep going.
Um, I'll be, uh, Max...

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well... House. I'm bailing on this, too.

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- Wait, wait, wait. Call me Swamp Cat.
- No.

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Max, Leroy, I need you two
to go out there and talk

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to Janie Quinlan
and find out what she remembers.

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- Let's go.
- Looks like it could be

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some sort of spirit orb.

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"Orb" a publicity stunt.

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A publicity stunt.

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- Did you watch that video?
- I did.

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Looked like a viral marketing campaign

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for an overpriced hayride.

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Oh, my God. I feel so sorry for you.

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You know that's because you've
been conditioned by society

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to assume the most rational
explanation, right?

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And you've been conditioned
by comic books

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to believe in nonsense and gobbledygook.

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Okay. Fine, whatever.
We are wasting time.

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We need to get to the Quinlan girl

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and talk to her before
this happens to someone else.

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- Let's go.
- We will. Just hold up.

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I need time to digest my thoughts.

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I'll let you know when I'm ready.

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To digest your thoughts?

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- Yes.
- Little more...

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- little more time for that?
- Yeah.

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- You're not helping by talking over me.
- Okay. Okay.

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Yeah, sorry. Sorry, go ahead. Go ahead.

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Leroy, I know that you're ready.

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Oh, you know how... when I'm ready?

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You know when my thoughts are digested?

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- Yeah, maybe I do know.
- Oh, you-you need

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- to digest your thoughts?
- Yeah, I need to digest...

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- Hi, there.
- Maybe I... Hey.

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- How's it going?
- What's up?

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How is this going to work?

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- How's what gonna work?
- This. You two.

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Two months in, and you're
bickering like children.

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Because there are going to
be a lot of outside forces

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trying to tear you two apart,

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and if you do not
communicate effectively,

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your casework will suffer.

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And people could get hurt.
Is that what you want?

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Uh, yeah, no, um, I don't
think that's what I want.

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I don't want that. I mean, uh, I think

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- we're good here, though.
- I don't want that. I don...

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- I mean, we... I think we got this.
- Okay.

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We got this.

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Guys, I've changed my mind,
okay? Swamp Cat's dead.

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I want to be called Sugar Barry.

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- So no more Swamp Cat?
- No.

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'Cause I'm sweet like sugar
and my name's Barry.

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Got it.

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- What?
- Okay? Okay.

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Can you believe LaFrey?

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- Questioning our partnership like that?
- Not cool.

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Don't ever question
my communication skills, brah.

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Hey, you have great
communication skills.

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- Thank you.
- And, you know, I...

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I mean, I feel like

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I have pretty good communication skills.

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- Uh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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Yeah, yeah. Thank you for saying that.

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I mean, this, this is good. Right?

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I agree. Nothing stronger
than the bond between partners.

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- Like solid oak.
- Like steel.

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Yes, stronger
than a freaking neutron star,

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the densest matter in the universe.

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Mm.

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Max, it's Captain LaFrey.

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I've been thinking
about what we discussed earlier,

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and I feel like you should be
in charge from now on.

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Uh, yeah, that makes total sense.

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- Don't tell Leroy.
- Cool, cool!

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Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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Oh, man, that was... Chet.

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Ste... Chet Stetson.

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Old high school buddy of mine.
Not a big deal.

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He just, uh...

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he just won Powerball and $9 million,

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- and he...
- Damn.

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Yeah. He is... very excited.

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'Cause he can quit his job,
uh, as a condom maker.

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He makes condoms. And he hates
condoms, too, so he's psyched.

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Good deal.

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She hasn't spoken
a single word in five days.

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She barely eats,
refuses to go to school...

222
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Normally, she's very social.

223
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She's always doing
these long posts on her vlog.

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We took her to the doctor,

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but he said nothing was wrong.

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We just don't know what to do.

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She's my little girl.

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Look, it's okay.
I'm gonna take care of this.

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We'll take care of it.

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Okay.

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Janie, do you remember what happened

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when you were pulled off the hayride?

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Yeah, did you feel a, uh...
a rapid cooling, maybe?

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- An eerie presence?
- Did you get a look at who grabbed you?

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Or what grabbed you? Maybe a spirit

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or an apparition of some sort?

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Or a human being? A man or a woman?

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What did it feel like
when the invisible force

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took hold of you?

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- Will you excuse me and my associate?
- Wh... You know what,

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I would like to be excused
as well. Just for the record.

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- What?
- You're leading her.

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She's gonna say
she saw something she didn't.

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Well, you're limiting her.

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She's gonna feel
like she can't be honest.

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Sorry, you said you guys were from...?

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The National Amusement Park
Safety Board Commission. NAPSBC.

248
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NAPSBC.

249
00:09:07,109 --> 00:09:09,036
You can be honest, Janie. It's okay.

250
00:09:09,103 --> 00:09:10,304
You can tell us what really happened

251
00:09:10,371 --> 00:09:11,828
and you won't get in trouble.

252
00:09:11,853 --> 00:09:14,521
Perculsus elevor.

253
00:09:17,468 --> 00:09:19,279
Wh-What did she just say?

254
00:09:19,347 --> 00:09:20,882
I don't know. Ask her to repeat it.

255
00:09:20,945 --> 00:09:23,953
Me? You're the one that's...
great rapport with her.

256
00:09:23,978 --> 00:09:26,007
Yeah, but she clearly prefers you.

257
00:09:26,032 --> 00:09:27,679
No, no, no. Hey, Janie.

258
00:09:28,323 --> 00:09:30,468
It's Max again. What's up?

259
00:09:30,602 --> 00:09:32,702
I was just wondering
if, uh, you could repeat

260
00:09:32,727 --> 00:09:34,461
what you just said to us. Maybe...

261
00:09:34,529 --> 00:09:35,963
No!

262
00:09:36,030 --> 00:09:39,562
Okay, so she's talking again.
So that's something.

263
00:09:40,516 --> 00:09:42,517
Perculsus elevor.

264
00:09:43,156 --> 00:09:44,140
What the hell does that mean?

265
00:09:44,164 --> 00:09:46,432
Uh, it's a Latin phrase
that translates to,

266
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"Though struck, I am raised."

267
00:09:48,335 --> 00:09:50,102
Okay, I looked
at the kid's school records

268
00:09:50,170 --> 00:09:51,737
and she hasn't studied Latin
a day in her life.

269
00:09:51,805 --> 00:09:53,939
Ugh, I'd rather send my kid to a circus

270
00:09:54,007 --> 00:09:56,539
than an American public school.

271
00:10:00,453 --> 00:10:02,615
- Well, we should probably...
- Um... Well, actually, actually,

272
00:10:02,682 --> 00:10:04,287
- We should we should be down there...
- what we are going to do is

273
00:10:04,312 --> 00:10:06,115
we are going to get out into those woods

274
00:10:06,140 --> 00:10:08,387
and look around for
any unusual spectral activity.

275
00:10:08,455 --> 00:10:11,123
That is what we are doing.
Thank you. That is it.

276
00:10:11,191 --> 00:10:13,351
All right, well,
this should help with that.

277
00:10:13,627 --> 00:10:15,072
Thank you.

278
00:10:15,119 --> 00:10:16,445
It's your standard EMF meter...

279
00:10:16,470 --> 00:10:19,695
That's "electromagnetic field."
It can detect energy changes.

280
00:10:20,171 --> 00:10:22,435
Um, it's commonly held
that spirits register

281
00:10:22,510 --> 00:10:24,641
on the electromagnetic spectrum. Sorry.

282
00:10:24,666 --> 00:10:27,074
- Cool.
- I love learning about fake stuff.

283
00:10:27,520 --> 00:10:29,064
Now, here's what
we're really gonna do...

284
00:10:29,236 --> 00:10:30,578
Talk to the hayride employees,

285
00:10:30,603 --> 00:10:32,021
see if somebody knows something.

286
00:10:32,046 --> 00:10:34,342
- Why would they talk to us?
- Oh, they'll talk.

287
00:10:34,367 --> 00:10:38,000
They'll talk hard, because
they'll think we're one of them.

288
00:10:38,039 --> 00:10:40,152
All right, gather round!

289
00:10:40,671 --> 00:10:42,988
Now, I want to take this
as an opportunity to drop

290
00:10:43,056 --> 00:10:46,468
into character, okay? Let's put
these bitches into therapy.

291
00:10:46,617 --> 00:10:47,600
Let's go!

292
00:11:03,191 --> 00:11:04,391
Boo.

293
00:11:04,783 --> 00:11:06,011
Are you serious?

294
00:11:06,079 --> 00:11:08,345
You don't know me.
You don't know my life.

295
00:11:12,103 --> 00:11:13,252
Ow!

296
00:11:13,400 --> 00:11:16,355
I'm so sorry. I didn't expect that.

297
00:11:16,556 --> 00:11:18,524
Well, what did you expect?!

298
00:11:18,720 --> 00:11:22,187
Ding, ding, ding. Got ourselves
a bleeder. He get you good?

299
00:11:22,212 --> 00:11:24,463
Uh, yeah, I think it's broken.

300
00:11:24,531 --> 00:11:26,699
- Oh, thank you.
- Oh, congrats, man!

301
00:11:26,766 --> 00:11:28,701
It means you're doing your job well.

302
00:11:28,916 --> 00:11:30,806
What about you? That was weak.

303
00:11:30,916 --> 00:11:33,000
You know, I once scared
Ellen DeGeneres so bad

304
00:11:33,025 --> 00:11:34,525
she dropped a loaf in her jeans.

305
00:11:34,550 --> 00:11:35,623
Wonder how I did it?

306
00:11:35,648 --> 00:11:36,876
- Not really.
- I do.

307
00:11:36,901 --> 00:11:39,914
I internalized
my character's backstory, okay?

308
00:11:39,939 --> 00:11:42,481
His murderous rage,
his syphilitic madness,

309
00:11:42,549 --> 00:11:45,189
his unorthodox views on child marriage.

310
00:11:45,283 --> 00:11:47,744
And when grave robbers
dug up his corpse,

311
00:11:48,033 --> 00:11:50,389
he, like any disturbed corpse,

312
00:11:50,457 --> 00:11:52,391
came back to haunt the living.

313
00:11:52,459 --> 00:11:54,326
Okay, but, like,
do people really come here

314
00:11:54,394 --> 00:11:56,056
wanting to poop their pants?

315
00:11:56,572 --> 00:11:58,664
Ellen loved it. So did I.
It was a total rush.

316
00:11:58,732 --> 00:12:00,366
Look, man, I don't need a backstory.

317
00:12:00,433 --> 00:12:03,189
I performed seven years
at Knott's Scary Farm.

318
00:12:03,306 --> 00:12:04,546
No way, you're KSF?

319
00:12:04,571 --> 00:12:06,839
'99 to '06. The Golden Years.

320
00:12:07,119 --> 00:12:09,909
But I want to do something
really big here, you know?

321
00:12:09,976 --> 00:12:11,577
Like that viral video
last week of the girl

322
00:12:11,645 --> 00:12:13,913
getting pulled off the ride.
How did you do it?

323
00:12:13,980 --> 00:12:15,581
Was it a specter? Like, a spirit?

324
00:12:15,649 --> 00:12:17,683
I don't know about that.
A lot of weird stuff happens

325
00:12:17,751 --> 00:12:19,285
- around here.
- Well, hold on.

326
00:12:19,352 --> 00:12:20,786
- Where are you going?
- Break time's over.

327
00:12:20,854 --> 00:12:22,454
- We're done here.
- Well, wait a second.

328
00:12:22,522 --> 00:12:24,001
I said we're done, dude!

329
00:12:27,525 --> 00:12:30,429
What the hell is wrong with you?
He was about to give it up,

330
00:12:30,497 --> 00:12:31,864
and then you started talking
that specter crap.

331
00:12:31,932 --> 00:12:34,673
He's obviously hiding something, Leroy.

332
00:12:34,853 --> 00:12:36,735
There is something in those woods.

333
00:12:36,803 --> 00:12:39,071
We are heading out there now.

334
00:12:39,139 --> 00:12:41,273
Is that an order, Lieutenant Jennifer?

335
00:12:41,341 --> 00:12:43,275
Yeah. It is an order.

336
00:12:43,343 --> 00:12:44,610
The hell was that?

337
00:12:45,946 --> 00:12:47,236
I told you!

338
00:12:49,249 --> 00:12:50,749
How'd it look?

339
00:12:50,817 --> 00:12:52,418
Did it look real?

340
00:12:52,485 --> 00:12:55,008
So real, dude. People were freaked.

341
00:12:55,033 --> 00:12:56,755
Tale as old as time:

342
00:12:56,823 --> 00:13:00,814
hayride workers stage accident
for publicity and monetary gain.

343
00:13:13,634 --> 00:13:15,947
We need to talk about Max and Leroy.

344
00:13:15,972 --> 00:13:17,837
It's really, really important.

345
00:13:18,150 --> 00:13:20,985
Do you get the vibe that one
of them was maybe more into me

346
00:13:21,010 --> 00:13:22,978
- than the other?
- Um, it's hard to say.

347
00:13:23,045 --> 00:13:24,779
They both seem indifferent.

348
00:13:25,525 --> 00:13:27,983
'Cause I'm gonna shoot straight
from the hip, kemosabe:

349
00:13:28,050 --> 00:13:30,819
I live in a mostly female
retirement community,

350
00:13:30,939 --> 00:13:34,056
so I'm always on the lookout
for new bros to bro-down with.

351
00:13:34,081 --> 00:13:35,957
Uh, all right. Moving on.

352
00:13:36,025 --> 00:13:39,298
Do you see any other folders
here labeled King Hill?

353
00:13:39,323 --> 00:13:40,862
Because if I focus my efforts on one,

354
00:13:40,930 --> 00:13:42,530
I run the risk of losing both.

355
00:13:42,598 --> 00:13:45,000
And let's be honest,
Leroy is the big score here,

356
00:13:45,067 --> 00:13:47,345
although Max is a bit more attainable.

357
00:13:47,572 --> 00:13:49,170
Huh.

358
00:13:49,634 --> 00:13:51,172
All right, here we go.

359
00:13:51,369 --> 00:13:55,210
So, it looks like the original
owner of the property

360
00:13:55,277 --> 00:13:57,580
was a lower member
of the British nobility,

361
00:13:57,751 --> 00:13:59,017
Byron King.

362
00:13:59,955 --> 00:14:02,824
Byron King. Where have I...

363
00:14:04,533 --> 00:14:05,736
That's this guy.

364
00:14:06,428 --> 00:14:07,892
AND LOOK AT THE FAMILY CREST:

365
00:14:08,054 --> 00:14:09,821
"Perculsus elevor."

366
00:14:10,506 --> 00:14:11,908
That's what that girl said.

367
00:14:17,843 --> 00:14:19,344
What did you do?

368
00:14:19,845 --> 00:14:21,056
That wasn't me.

369
00:14:21,604 --> 00:14:22,971
Then what was that?

370
00:14:23,866 --> 00:14:27,033
Okay, maybe that one was faked,
but you saw that girl's face.

371
00:14:27,058 --> 00:14:28,556
Do you think she was lying?

372
00:14:28,581 --> 00:14:31,251
Max. Buddy. This is not
a great look for you.

373
00:14:31,276 --> 00:14:33,481
I mean, you're a good dude
and all, you're just, you know,

374
00:14:33,549 --> 00:14:35,950
- a bit of a sucker.
- A sucker? Why?

375
00:14:36,018 --> 00:14:38,884
Because I-I-I think there might
be a little more out there?

376
00:14:38,909 --> 00:14:42,357
Come on, Leroy. Let's just stay
a little longer and investigate.

377
00:14:42,382 --> 00:14:43,572
No way, Max.

378
00:14:43,878 --> 00:14:46,346
You know what? I didn't want to do this,

379
00:14:47,314 --> 00:14:50,580
but by the power vested in me
by Captain Ava LaFrey,

380
00:14:50,626 --> 00:14:53,830
I, Max Jennifer, command you,

381
00:14:53,855 --> 00:14:56,038
Leroy Wright, as your
superior officer...

382
00:14:56,050 --> 00:14:57,048
Wa-wa-wa-wa-wait.

383
00:14:57,145 --> 00:14:59,587
- LaFrey told you you were in charge?
- Yeah.

384
00:14:59,612 --> 00:15:01,314
She told me the exact same thing.

385
00:15:01,339 --> 00:15:02,955
Are you serious?

386
00:15:03,376 --> 00:15:06,011
Max! What are you doing?

387
00:15:06,282 --> 00:15:07,783
Max!

388
00:15:08,221 --> 00:15:10,189
- Max!
- Leroy!

389
00:15:11,916 --> 00:15:13,353
Where the hell's my shoe?

390
00:15:14,213 --> 00:15:15,548
Max, can you hear me?

391
00:15:16,764 --> 00:15:18,291
What the hell is wrong with shoes?

392
00:15:18,461 --> 00:15:21,205
Came out here with two shoes,
now I got one shoe.

393
00:15:21,777 --> 00:15:24,212
It's like having no shoes!

394
00:15:28,705 --> 00:15:31,140
Barry, why is your name
programmed in my phone?

395
00:15:31,208 --> 00:15:33,943
Well, I-I applied a latex mold
to your thumbprint,

396
00:15:34,011 --> 00:15:36,512
so I just sidestep... Look,
that's not important right now.

397
00:15:36,580 --> 00:15:39,064
Listen to me. Where are you
guys? Are you okay?

398
00:15:39,089 --> 00:15:41,851
Max just got dragged into
the woods by something.

399
00:15:41,919 --> 00:15:45,321
Listen carefully, that property
once belonged to Byron King,

400
00:15:45,389 --> 00:15:48,357
a man who hacked his entire
family to pieces with an axe

401
00:15:48,425 --> 00:15:50,641
and was tracked down and killed
in those woods.

402
00:15:50,666 --> 00:15:53,129
This could be an extremely
dangerous spectral event.

403
00:15:53,197 --> 00:15:55,087
Or it could just be some woods.

404
00:15:56,816 --> 00:15:58,775
Ugh. Da...

405
00:15:59,851 --> 00:16:01,518
Damn, that's a big-ass pine cone.

406
00:16:37,291 --> 00:16:39,075
- Why you screaming in my face?
- I don't know!

407
00:16:39,142 --> 00:16:40,610
I thought you were a ghost or something!

408
00:16:40,677 --> 00:16:41,978
Why you screaming in mine?

409
00:16:42,045 --> 00:16:44,189
So you wouldn't be embarrassed
for being the only one screaming.

410
00:16:44,214 --> 00:16:45,414
I was doing you a favor.

411
00:16:45,482 --> 00:16:46,916
- Thanks.
- You all right?

412
00:16:46,984 --> 00:16:48,184
What the hell happened?

413
00:16:48,345 --> 00:16:50,186
I don't know. I got dragged out here.

414
00:16:50,525 --> 00:16:53,095
There's, like, bones,
there's a grave, it's crazy.

415
00:16:53,580 --> 00:16:55,056
Check out what Barry sent me.

416
00:16:55,505 --> 00:16:57,039
This dude Byron King.

417
00:16:57,486 --> 00:16:59,064
He was chased into the woods

418
00:16:59,089 --> 00:17:01,691
by a village mob and killed?

419
00:17:02,541 --> 00:17:04,525
That must be Byron King.

420
00:17:04,876 --> 00:17:07,345
Someone must have hung his
corpse in that tree.

421
00:17:22,200 --> 00:17:24,728
Um... Leroy, who's that?

422
00:17:31,366 --> 00:17:32,494
Hello?

423
00:17:33,463 --> 00:17:34,822
Hello, who are you?

424
00:17:41,667 --> 00:17:44,402
Are you that little freak
from the hayride?

425
00:17:48,145 --> 00:17:49,328
Hello?

426
00:17:49,353 --> 00:17:51,462
EMF reader is off the charts.

427
00:17:57,734 --> 00:18:00,275
Dude... I think he has an axe.

428
00:18:00,408 --> 00:18:03,236
- You need to stay back.
- Dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude.

429
00:18:03,509 --> 00:18:04,626
Stop right there.

430
00:18:04,896 --> 00:18:06,447
Don't come any closer.

431
00:18:09,366 --> 00:18:10,931
Oh, damn.

432
00:18:13,286 --> 00:18:14,322
I'm out.

433
00:18:15,477 --> 00:18:16,577
It's Byron King.

434
00:18:16,841 --> 00:18:17,970
Leroy, wait!

435
00:18:20,185 --> 00:18:21,819
It's just like the hayride kid said,

436
00:18:21,844 --> 00:18:24,447
any disturbed corpse haunts the living.

437
00:18:24,472 --> 00:18:26,298
We got to get these bones back in there.

438
00:18:26,323 --> 00:18:27,697
Max, we got to go.

439
00:18:28,953 --> 00:18:30,620
Listen, I don't care who's in charge.

440
00:18:30,645 --> 00:18:31,978
I'm not even asking you to believe me.

441
00:18:32,003 --> 00:18:33,637
I'm just asking you to help me out.

442
00:18:33,674 --> 00:18:34,728
Come on!

443
00:18:35,433 --> 00:18:37,650
Just this once. As your partner.

444
00:18:39,798 --> 00:18:42,025
In the grave. Come on.

445
00:18:42,050 --> 00:18:43,366
You better be right about this.

446
00:18:45,367 --> 00:18:46,934
Oh, man, he's coming!

447
00:18:48,334 --> 00:18:49,768
It's not working!

448
00:18:50,273 --> 00:18:52,541
- The lid! The lid! Put the lid on!
- What? What?

449
00:18:52,744 --> 00:18:54,595
- Close it.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.

450
00:18:54,620 --> 00:18:56,837
I could do this much better
with two shoes.

451
00:18:56,862 --> 00:18:58,439
I'm getting no traction on my sock-foot.

452
00:19:13,344 --> 00:19:15,078
You know you carrying me back, right?

453
00:19:15,365 --> 00:19:17,626
Why you laughing?

454
00:19:19,431 --> 00:19:22,462
What's up, Janie Nation.
I want to thank my Janiacs

455
00:19:22,477 --> 00:19:23,944
for all your strength and support

456
00:19:24,012 --> 00:19:25,579
while I healed from my accident.

457
00:19:25,647 --> 00:19:27,180
Seems like she's doing
a little bit better.

458
00:19:27,248 --> 00:19:29,400
Got to admit, this feels pretty good.

459
00:19:29,425 --> 00:19:33,344
And just so we're clear,
my ordeal was hella worse

460
00:19:33,369 --> 00:19:35,986
than Crista's fake ass spinal injury.

461
00:19:36,011 --> 00:19:38,359
It's like, "Bitch, we know you can walk.

462
00:19:38,384 --> 00:19:39,593
Get out of the wheelchair."

463
00:19:39,661 --> 00:19:42,663
Okay, feeling a little less good.

464
00:19:42,730 --> 00:19:45,666
So what happened out in those woods?

465
00:19:45,733 --> 00:19:47,334
Do you think that it was
Byron King's ghost

466
00:19:47,402 --> 00:19:49,169
- who pulled you out there?
- Actually, I think it was

467
00:19:49,237 --> 00:19:51,905
a ghost of a family member
of his who pulled us out there.

468
00:19:51,973 --> 00:19:53,607
They wanted him buried again.

469
00:19:53,675 --> 00:19:56,643
And so when you finally put
King's bones to rest...

470
00:19:56,711 --> 00:19:59,913
It must've freed Janie
from the spirit's presence.

471
00:20:00,376 --> 00:20:02,086
And by the way, your little plan

472
00:20:02,111 --> 00:20:04,151
to pit us against each other?
Didn't work.

473
00:20:04,218 --> 00:20:05,806
Yeah. You know why?

474
00:20:05,908 --> 00:20:07,387
Because this right here...

475
00:20:07,455 --> 00:20:10,490
this is a little dynamic
I like to call partnership.

476
00:20:10,558 --> 00:20:12,322
- Get your hand off me.
- Yup, sorry.

477
00:20:12,470 --> 00:20:13,994
Well, how disappointing.

478
00:20:14,062 --> 00:20:16,196
Clearly, I had no idea what I was doing,

479
00:20:16,264 --> 00:20:17,965
or who I was dealing with.

480
00:20:18,916 --> 00:20:20,367
Unless you completely did

481
00:20:20,435 --> 00:20:23,305
and this was your intended
outcome all along.

482
00:20:23,330 --> 00:20:25,009
- Oh, my God.
- Look,

483
00:20:25,658 --> 00:20:27,040
I don't know what I saw out there.

484
00:20:27,108 --> 00:20:28,744
I'm just happy Janie's okay,

485
00:20:29,166 --> 00:20:31,062
even if she is terrible.

486
00:20:31,087 --> 00:20:32,445
What's up, sluts?

487
00:20:32,470 --> 00:20:33,914
How's my slut army doing?

488
00:20:33,982 --> 00:20:36,383
It's your slut lieutenant here, Janie Q.

489
00:20:36,451 --> 00:20:39,519
- Any way we can unbury those bones?
- What did we do?

490
00:20:39,543 --> 00:20:45,501
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