1 00:00:02,886 --> 00:00:05,938 Synced & corrected by -robtor- www.addic7ed.com 2 00:00:09,669 --> 00:00:11,002 Do we even want to know? 3 00:00:11,104 --> 00:00:12,337 Oh, good, you're here. 4 00:00:12,439 --> 00:00:13,805 He's never said that before. 5 00:00:13,907 --> 00:00:15,506 Let me ask you something. 6 00:00:15,608 --> 00:00:17,775 You ever order a glass of wine and think, 7 00:00:17,877 --> 00:00:19,243 "Hmm, I could really go for 8 00:00:19,346 --> 00:00:20,812 a nice thirst-quenching beer"? 9 00:00:20,914 --> 00:00:22,914 Or drinking a beer and think, 10 00:00:22,983 --> 00:00:25,216 "Hmm, wine would really add some class to these nachos"? 11 00:00:25,318 --> 00:00:26,818 Well, now you don't have to choose, 12 00:00:26,920 --> 00:00:28,619 'cause I've solved that age-old question. 13 00:00:28,722 --> 00:00:30,555 Allow me to introduce you 14 00:00:30,657 --> 00:00:32,857 to the latest in taste sensation... 15 00:00:32,959 --> 00:00:34,125 Bwine! 16 00:00:34,227 --> 00:00:36,127 - Bwine? - That's right. 17 00:00:36,152 --> 00:00:38,119 Beer plus wine equals Bwine. 18 00:00:38,342 --> 00:00:39,374 It was either that or "Weer," 19 00:00:39,399 --> 00:00:40,865 but that sounds a little too much like "Weird," 20 00:00:40,890 --> 00:00:42,655 and that is just not good marketing. 21 00:00:42,680 --> 00:00:43,881 Business major. 22 00:00:44,104 --> 00:00:46,571 Wait, you're actually planning to sell this stuff? 23 00:00:46,673 --> 00:00:48,106 As a beverage? To people? 24 00:00:48,208 --> 00:00:49,707 Oh, not just this one. 25 00:00:49,809 --> 00:00:52,777 I have created several varieties of Bwine. 26 00:00:52,846 --> 00:00:54,645 I have a Cabernet mixed with a stout, 27 00:00:54,748 --> 00:00:56,147 a Caber-stout, 28 00:00:56,172 --> 00:00:57,905 a pale ale mixed with a Chardonnay, 29 00:00:58,084 --> 00:00:59,450 a pale-ardonnay, 30 00:00:59,552 --> 00:01:02,687 and a fruity yet malty Merlot-enbrau. 31 00:01:03,195 --> 00:01:04,227 Hm. 32 00:01:06,693 --> 00:01:08,493 Ahh... What's worse than bad? 33 00:01:08,672 --> 00:01:09,838 Oh, I don't know, 34 00:01:09,863 --> 00:01:11,195 maybe it just needs more wine. 35 00:01:11,297 --> 00:01:12,930 Or less wine. Or more sugar. 36 00:01:13,033 --> 00:01:14,098 Sugar helps with everything. 37 00:01:14,200 --> 00:01:16,134 Yeah, I'm still fine-tuning my recipes. 38 00:01:16,159 --> 00:01:17,436 But once I lock them in, 39 00:01:17,470 --> 00:01:18,615 I'm taking these babies public. 40 00:01:18,640 --> 00:01:21,172 I'm telling you, Bwine is gonna bwow up! 41 00:01:21,274 --> 00:01:23,341 Just don't go wasting my beer. 42 00:01:23,443 --> 00:01:24,409 Oh, come on, please. 43 00:01:24,511 --> 00:01:26,511 I'm creating a fine line of fine Bwines. 44 00:01:26,613 --> 00:01:27,678 I'm not gonna be using 45 00:01:27,781 --> 00:01:29,614 your Frugal Hoosier "dented but drinkables." 46 00:01:30,175 --> 00:01:32,016 Okay, then. 47 00:01:32,118 --> 00:01:33,317 You're not gonna believe this. 48 00:01:33,420 --> 00:01:34,385 Today, in the hall 49 00:01:34,410 --> 00:01:35,910 between third and fourth period, 50 00:01:36,089 --> 00:01:38,656 I saw Cindy... hatless. 51 00:01:38,758 --> 00:01:39,891 Hatless. 52 00:01:40,070 --> 00:01:41,236 That's not a tic. 53 00:01:41,261 --> 00:01:42,393 I'm just repeating it for emphasis. 54 00:01:42,495 --> 00:01:43,561 Emphasis. 55 00:01:43,663 --> 00:01:44,829 Damn it. 56 00:01:44,931 --> 00:01:47,198 Wait. She's not wearing her safari hat anymore? 57 00:01:47,223 --> 00:01:49,367 Nope. She's waltzing around school 58 00:01:49,392 --> 00:01:50,879 on those flamingo legs of hers, 59 00:01:50,904 --> 00:01:52,970 just parading her porcelain ears for all to see. 60 00:01:53,073 --> 00:01:56,174 Yep, she's sending a very clear message. 61 00:01:56,276 --> 00:01:58,509 - That she's decided to be normal? - No. 62 00:01:58,534 --> 00:02:00,634 That she's on the prowl, hot to trot, 63 00:02:00,814 --> 00:02:02,847 - open for business again. - Okay, Brick, we get it. 64 00:02:02,949 --> 00:02:04,082 I just can't believe it. 65 00:02:04,184 --> 00:02:05,917 I'm the one who broke up with her. 66 00:02:06,019 --> 00:02:08,352 But she's the one who looks like she's moved on. 67 00:02:09,196 --> 00:02:12,156 Why, why, why in the world would you break up with her? 68 00:02:12,258 --> 00:02:14,325 No, I'm sure I made the right decision. 69 00:02:14,427 --> 00:02:16,794 The problem is I haven't put myself out there. 70 00:02:16,896 --> 00:02:18,596 But that all changes right now. 71 00:02:18,698 --> 00:02:21,065 As of... 4:47 today, 72 00:02:21,167 --> 00:02:24,001 Brick Heck is officially playing the field. 73 00:02:24,104 --> 00:02:25,269 That's a sports thing, right, Dad? 74 00:02:25,371 --> 00:02:26,383 Close enough. 75 00:02:26,408 --> 00:02:28,372 I knew it was either that or farming. 76 00:02:28,475 --> 00:02:30,608 Anyway, if I'm gonna be entertaining the ladies, 77 00:02:30,633 --> 00:02:32,700 I'd best organize my Planet Nowhere figurines. 78 00:02:32,846 --> 00:02:34,171 - Brick. - Just let him go. 79 00:02:37,183 --> 00:02:39,684 Mike, listen to this. 80 00:02:39,786 --> 00:02:42,019 "The happiness you share is a precious gift. 81 00:02:42,122 --> 00:02:45,223 May your blessed union continue to bring you joy 82 00:02:45,325 --> 00:02:47,792 as you celebrate your silver anniversary. 83 00:02:47,894 --> 00:02:50,561 Much love, the five D's, The Donahues." 84 00:02:50,663 --> 00:02:51,729 Oh, my God. 85 00:02:51,842 --> 00:02:52,841 A bit much, huh? 86 00:02:52,866 --> 00:02:53,865 Who's it for? 87 00:02:54,304 --> 00:02:56,300 - Us! - Why? 88 00:02:56,369 --> 00:02:57,935 'Cause it's our anniversary. 89 00:02:58,004 --> 00:02:58,903 It is? 90 00:02:58,972 --> 00:03:00,837 Uh, yep, we forgot. Again. 91 00:03:00,906 --> 00:03:03,174 Well, it's not our... silver anniversary. 92 00:03:03,243 --> 00:03:04,973 Who do you think would know better, 93 00:03:04,998 --> 00:03:06,216 you or Nancy? 94 00:03:06,318 --> 00:03:07,678 Really? 95 00:03:07,780 --> 00:03:09,614 We've been in this thing 25 years? 96 00:03:10,650 --> 00:03:12,316 Don't say it like that. 97 00:03:12,495 --> 00:03:13,438 Oh, well. 98 00:03:13,463 --> 00:03:15,219 Okay, so, what's the plan? 99 00:03:15,321 --> 00:03:17,021 Float it till there's a good coupon in the paper 100 00:03:17,090 --> 00:03:18,990 for the Fountain Room at Fountains? 101 00:03:19,058 --> 00:03:22,015 Mike, it's 25 years. 102 00:03:22,040 --> 00:03:23,323 We can't float this. 103 00:03:23,348 --> 00:03:24,914 It's too important. 104 00:03:24,955 --> 00:03:26,755 But we're gonna have to work around my mom. 105 00:03:26,857 --> 00:03:29,024 She's driving down Saturday so we can go to the mall. 106 00:03:29,092 --> 00:03:30,792 The last three stores are going out of business, 107 00:03:30,861 --> 00:03:32,360 and everything's 80% off. 108 00:03:32,776 --> 00:03:34,809 Hey, maybe you can get yourself a present while you're there. 109 00:03:35,632 --> 00:03:38,228 I'm kidding! No getting your own present. 110 00:03:38,260 --> 00:03:39,259 We're doing it up big. 111 00:03:39,362 --> 00:03:40,260 The whole shebang... 112 00:03:40,363 --> 00:03:42,687 dinner, gifts... showering day-of. 113 00:03:42,789 --> 00:03:44,298 Day-of? Ooh. 114 00:03:44,323 --> 00:03:46,523 25 years and he still wants to shower day-of. 115 00:03:46,548 --> 00:03:47,434 Lucky me. 116 00:03:47,503 --> 00:03:48,836 Nothing's too good for my lady. 117 00:03:48,904 --> 00:03:49,870 Don't you worry. 118 00:03:49,905 --> 00:03:51,105 I'm gonna take care of everything. 119 00:03:51,173 --> 00:03:53,273 Sue, I need you to take care of something. 120 00:03:53,376 --> 00:03:56,210 I have a lot of sweaters with bells on them. 121 00:03:56,751 --> 00:03:57,650 What's up? 122 00:03:57,675 --> 00:03:58,674 Listen, this weekend 123 00:03:58,709 --> 00:04:00,275 is your mom and my 25th anniversary. 124 00:04:04,615 --> 00:04:06,949 Anyway, we're doing the whole shebang... 125 00:04:06,984 --> 00:04:08,283 dinner, flowers, gifts... 126 00:04:08,352 --> 00:04:10,327 Oh, my God. I love it! 127 00:04:10,396 --> 00:04:12,424 - So, what do you need my help with? - All those things. 128 00:04:13,133 --> 00:04:14,855 Okay, well, she loves sunflowers, 129 00:04:14,880 --> 00:04:16,509 but those aren't in season right now, 130 00:04:16,578 --> 00:04:17,465 so let me think about it. 131 00:04:17,490 --> 00:04:18,389 And for a gift, 132 00:04:18,414 --> 00:04:20,298 maybe a chunky statement necklace 133 00:04:20,311 --> 00:04:22,260 or something silver 134 00:04:22,363 --> 00:04:24,949 or a photo puzzle with your wedding picture on it 135 00:04:25,018 --> 00:04:27,283 - or... - Yeah, yeah. I don't need to hear. 136 00:04:30,693 --> 00:04:32,127 Hey, guys! 137 00:04:32,196 --> 00:04:35,211 Mom and Dad's 25th anniversary is this weekend! 138 00:04:35,212 --> 00:04:36,977 - Wow, they're old. - Mm. 139 00:04:37,079 --> 00:04:38,011 I know, right? 140 00:04:38,080 --> 00:04:38,923 This could be one of their last ones, 141 00:04:38,948 --> 00:04:40,273 so we got to make it good. 142 00:04:40,376 --> 00:04:41,748 Mm, that doesn't sound like us. 143 00:04:41,851 --> 00:04:43,283 What? No, no, no. 144 00:04:43,352 --> 00:04:46,687 We are going all out. The whole shebang. 145 00:04:46,755 --> 00:04:47,855 Okay, first things first, 146 00:04:47,923 --> 00:04:49,223 someone needs to make a dinner reservation. 147 00:04:49,291 --> 00:04:50,958 You know, someplace nice where there's ketchup 148 00:04:51,026 --> 00:04:52,392 on the table and not in a packet. 149 00:04:54,440 --> 00:04:55,840 All right, I'll take care of that one. 150 00:04:55,865 --> 00:04:57,873 Next, one of us needs to get flowers. 151 00:04:57,942 --> 00:04:59,307 We don't have a huge budget for this, 152 00:04:59,375 --> 00:05:01,774 but they've been madly in love for 25 years 153 00:05:01,877 --> 00:05:04,346 and I think the flowers should reflect that. 154 00:05:06,191 --> 00:05:07,790 You know what, I'll do that one, too. 155 00:05:07,859 --> 00:05:09,325 Okay, the third thing is the gift. 156 00:05:09,394 --> 00:05:12,111 Now, the good mall is already out of business 157 00:05:12,180 --> 00:05:14,575 and the bad mall only has, like, three stores open. 158 00:05:14,689 --> 00:05:15,788 I have a few thoughts, 159 00:05:15,857 --> 00:05:17,757 but I wanted to hear what you guys were thinking 160 00:05:17,782 --> 00:05:19,248 before I jump in. 161 00:05:20,281 --> 00:05:21,547 You should probably just jump in. 162 00:05:21,982 --> 00:05:23,486 Okay, okay. 163 00:05:23,511 --> 00:05:24,644 So, what if we got them... 164 00:05:24,669 --> 00:05:25,735 We don't need to hear. 165 00:05:27,602 --> 00:05:28,775 You know that expression, 166 00:05:28,844 --> 00:05:30,390 "Where there's a will, there's a way"? 167 00:05:30,391 --> 00:05:32,858 Well, Brick may have had the will to play the field, 168 00:05:32,894 --> 00:05:34,427 but he didn't necessarily have the way. 169 00:05:34,495 --> 00:05:35,695 Hi, there. Brick Heck. 170 00:05:35,797 --> 00:05:37,263 I'm currently available for a relationship. 171 00:05:37,365 --> 00:05:38,615 Here's my résumé. 172 00:05:38,717 --> 00:05:40,002 Take one, pass it down. 173 00:05:40,104 --> 00:05:41,133 Peruse at your leisure. 174 00:05:41,235 --> 00:05:42,532 I'm a sophomore. 175 00:05:42,634 --> 00:05:44,470 That's right, a sophomore. 176 00:05:44,572 --> 00:05:46,772 I'm looking forward to the appropriate encounter. 177 00:05:47,166 --> 00:05:48,266 Hello. 178 00:05:48,291 --> 00:05:49,575 You seem alone and friendless. 179 00:05:53,181 --> 00:05:54,847 Hi, I noticed you were in there a while. 180 00:05:54,949 --> 00:05:56,579 Did you get your period in class, 181 00:05:56,604 --> 00:05:57,688 and you weren't prepared? 182 00:05:57,790 --> 00:05:58,651 I'm a good listener. 183 00:06:06,119 --> 00:06:09,394 Oh, wow. Look who it is... family of naysayers. 184 00:06:09,474 --> 00:06:11,401 You said no one was gonna want Bwine. 185 00:06:11,538 --> 00:06:12,938 Well, yours truly did a little market research. 186 00:06:13,006 --> 00:06:14,973 And before I got chased out of The Frugal Hoosier, 187 00:06:15,042 --> 00:06:16,041 I got a lot of great data. 188 00:06:16,110 --> 00:06:17,109 Guess what? 189 00:06:17,177 --> 00:06:18,410 2 out of 10 people were mildly interested. 190 00:06:18,479 --> 00:06:20,141 Therefore, we can safely assume 191 00:06:20,210 --> 00:06:22,594 that 20% of all people in America love Bwine. 192 00:06:22,854 --> 00:06:24,720 Well, 100% of the people on the couch 193 00:06:24,789 --> 00:06:25,888 want you to move. 194 00:06:27,525 --> 00:06:28,524 Good, you're here. 195 00:06:28,559 --> 00:06:30,092 There has been something on my mind, 196 00:06:30,194 --> 00:06:31,260 and I really feel like 197 00:06:31,285 --> 00:06:33,018 we need to have a family meeting to discuss it. 198 00:06:33,131 --> 00:06:34,397 - Brick! - Whoa. Wait, wait, wait. 199 00:06:34,465 --> 00:06:35,398 Can she call a family meeting? 200 00:06:35,466 --> 00:06:36,499 I thought only you guys could do that. 201 00:06:36,534 --> 00:06:38,367 Okay, well then, I move to add a motion 202 00:06:38,436 --> 00:06:40,269 that the kids can call a family meeting. 203 00:06:40,371 --> 00:06:41,704 Anyone second the motion? 204 00:06:41,739 --> 00:06:43,940 Fine, I'll second it. I second my own motion. 205 00:06:43,994 --> 00:06:44,926 What's going on? 206 00:06:44,961 --> 00:06:45,994 I'm calling a family meeting. 207 00:06:46,062 --> 00:06:47,295 Can she call a family meeting? 208 00:06:47,397 --> 00:06:48,763 She seems to think so. 209 00:06:48,832 --> 00:06:50,832 She also seems to think she can second her own motions. 210 00:06:50,857 --> 00:06:52,423 Nice meeting, Sue. It's already off the rails. 211 00:06:52,569 --> 00:06:54,235 What's the meeting about? We're practically grown. 212 00:06:54,304 --> 00:06:56,004 I figured the next family meeting we'd be having 213 00:06:56,072 --> 00:06:57,839 would be to decide whether to pull the life support 214 00:06:57,864 --> 00:06:59,312 off of Mom or Dad. 215 00:06:59,670 --> 00:07:00,786 You can pull it right now. 216 00:07:00,811 --> 00:07:02,389 Hey, if Sue can call family meetings, 217 00:07:02,414 --> 00:07:03,446 then I can adjourn one. 218 00:07:03,471 --> 00:07:04,345 Meeting is over! 219 00:07:04,414 --> 00:07:05,480 Let the record show that Sue is lame. 220 00:07:05,549 --> 00:07:06,648 Okay, Axl. 221 00:07:06,683 --> 00:07:07,749 We're already all here. 222 00:07:07,818 --> 00:07:08,950 Let's just do this thing. 223 00:07:09,019 --> 00:07:10,122 Go on, Sue. 224 00:07:12,122 --> 00:07:14,155 Well, I've just been thinking about something 225 00:07:14,180 --> 00:07:16,695 and, yeah, it's been festering a little bit. 226 00:07:16,808 --> 00:07:17,826 It just seems like 227 00:07:17,895 --> 00:07:19,879 when anything needs doing in this family, 228 00:07:19,904 --> 00:07:21,203 everyone comes to me. 229 00:07:21,305 --> 00:07:22,237 And I just smile 230 00:07:22,339 --> 00:07:24,339 and do everything for everybody, but... 231 00:07:25,432 --> 00:07:27,426 That is not family meeting-worthy. Thanks for playing. 232 00:07:27,495 --> 00:07:29,311 Uh, as I recall at the last family meeting, 233 00:07:29,413 --> 00:07:30,479 we voted four to one 234 00:07:30,548 --> 00:07:32,942 that you were not to make buzzer noises at anyone. 235 00:07:33,044 --> 00:07:34,001 Continue. 236 00:07:34,104 --> 00:07:35,327 And the truth is, 237 00:07:35,429 --> 00:07:37,160 sometimes I like helping you guys, 238 00:07:37,229 --> 00:07:39,037 and I'm not saying I never want to do it. 239 00:07:39,084 --> 00:07:40,484 I just don't want it to be assumed 240 00:07:40,553 --> 00:07:42,753 that I'm the one person who does it all. 241 00:07:42,822 --> 00:07:43,921 Like, Dad. 242 00:07:44,023 --> 00:07:45,355 When you came to me 243 00:07:45,391 --> 00:07:46,990 and wanted me to get everything for your 25th anniversary, 244 00:07:47,059 --> 00:07:48,369 - normally I... - Axl, buzzer. Buzzer. 245 00:07:48,437 --> 00:07:49,393 ...wouldn't mind getting a gift and card 246 00:07:49,462 --> 00:07:50,461 and making reservations, 247 00:07:50,529 --> 00:07:52,362 but this time, I just sort of thought, 248 00:07:52,431 --> 00:07:54,631 "Should I really be doing this?" 249 00:07:54,733 --> 00:07:55,632 And, Axl and Brick, 250 00:07:55,734 --> 00:07:57,167 when I came to you guys for help, 251 00:07:57,269 --> 00:07:58,735 you just sat there like statues. 252 00:07:59,525 --> 00:08:00,858 Exactly! 253 00:08:00,883 --> 00:08:01,979 Exactly like that! 254 00:08:02,004 --> 00:08:03,303 We help with stuff. 255 00:08:03,329 --> 00:08:05,146 I helped you clean your room once. 256 00:08:05,231 --> 00:08:07,331 You threw all my books out the window! 257 00:08:07,433 --> 00:08:08,766 Oh, yeah. Yeah. 258 00:08:08,834 --> 00:08:10,167 When Brick says he has homework, 259 00:08:10,236 --> 00:08:11,168 who feeds Doris for him? 260 00:08:11,270 --> 00:08:12,102 I do. 261 00:08:12,171 --> 00:08:13,537 Or, like when Axl says 262 00:08:13,606 --> 00:08:16,407 I should clean the bathroom because I have the longest hair, 263 00:08:16,475 --> 00:08:18,709 which, by the way, is no longer true. 264 00:08:18,778 --> 00:08:21,378 I just feels like am Go-To-Sue, 265 00:08:21,480 --> 00:08:22,613 and I am wondering why? 266 00:08:22,682 --> 00:08:24,048 Why is that my role? 267 00:08:24,150 --> 00:08:25,216 Look, Sue, I get it. 268 00:08:25,284 --> 00:08:26,884 Unfortunately, that's the thing with families. 269 00:08:26,953 --> 00:08:28,586 You kind of fall into certain patterns. 270 00:08:28,654 --> 00:08:30,842 You mean like you never making dinner? 271 00:08:30,867 --> 00:08:32,459 Look, I'm just saying 272 00:08:32,484 --> 00:08:34,002 that based on who you are in the family, 273 00:08:34,027 --> 00:08:36,181 you might be expected to do a few things. 274 00:08:36,279 --> 00:08:37,445 But you're not the only one with a role. 275 00:08:37,514 --> 00:08:38,580 I have a role, too. 276 00:08:38,648 --> 00:08:41,015 I'm stuck being the cheerleader for everybody. 277 00:08:41,588 --> 00:08:43,130 - The cheerleader? - Yes. 278 00:08:43,198 --> 00:08:44,619 I have to keep the whole family going, 279 00:08:44,654 --> 00:08:47,022 keep everybody positive and in a good mood, 280 00:08:47,097 --> 00:08:48,497 'cause your dad's kind of a dud, 281 00:08:48,522 --> 00:08:49,387 and if I didn't, 282 00:08:49,456 --> 00:08:51,256 nothing would ever happen around here. 283 00:08:51,358 --> 00:08:52,357 Really? 284 00:08:52,426 --> 00:08:53,792 You guys like taking hot showers? 285 00:08:53,894 --> 00:08:55,694 'Cause who gets up and lights the pilot light 286 00:08:55,762 --> 00:08:57,162 on the water heater every morning? 287 00:08:57,231 --> 00:08:59,097 Who warms up the cars when it snows? 288 00:08:59,199 --> 00:09:00,565 Who keeps the phones charged? 289 00:09:00,667 --> 00:09:02,567 Oh, big deal. You plug in stuff. 290 00:09:02,669 --> 00:09:05,036 You think that's all I do? I'm the buffer in this family. 291 00:09:05,105 --> 00:09:07,405 I'm your first line of defense between you and your mom. 292 00:09:07,474 --> 00:09:09,040 Do you know that she wanted everyone 293 00:09:09,109 --> 00:09:11,243 to wear ugly Christmas sweaters in the family photo, 294 00:09:11,345 --> 00:09:12,711 and I got her down to red shirts? 295 00:09:12,813 --> 00:09:14,012 So, you're welcome. 296 00:09:14,081 --> 00:09:15,180 That reminds me. 297 00:09:15,215 --> 00:09:17,515 Who does all the Christmas wrapping? I do! 298 00:09:17,584 --> 00:09:19,217 Speaking of wrapping, Sue, you want to wrap this up? 299 00:09:19,319 --> 00:09:20,619 Shut up, Axl. 300 00:09:20,687 --> 00:09:22,220 You don't do a single thing to contribute to this family. 301 00:09:22,289 --> 00:09:23,565 Oh, really? 302 00:09:23,634 --> 00:09:25,197 I am the face of this family. 303 00:09:25,299 --> 00:09:27,513 I am the shiny thing everyone looks at 304 00:09:27,538 --> 00:09:30,091 that distracts them from all you people's mediocrity. 305 00:09:30,403 --> 00:09:32,136 You're calling us mediocre? 306 00:09:32,171 --> 00:09:33,971 Hey, do you think it's fun going through my life 307 00:09:34,040 --> 00:09:35,516 carrying all you people on my back? 308 00:09:35,541 --> 00:09:37,308 We're talking about roles here. 309 00:09:37,376 --> 00:09:39,240 My role in the family is to be awesome 310 00:09:39,309 --> 00:09:40,511 and that comes with a lot of pressure! 311 00:09:40,546 --> 00:09:42,680 You don't think I'd like to be a big nothing like Brick? 312 00:09:42,748 --> 00:09:45,082 You think my role in the family is being nothing? 313 00:09:45,151 --> 00:09:47,449 Well... you are correct. 314 00:09:47,640 --> 00:09:48,788 Wait, what? 315 00:09:48,821 --> 00:09:49,789 That's right. 316 00:09:49,814 --> 00:09:50,538 I demand nothing. 317 00:09:50,607 --> 00:09:51,939 I'm the cactus that grows 318 00:09:52,041 --> 00:09:53,608 without the water of attention. 319 00:09:53,676 --> 00:09:54,675 I didn't need braces, 320 00:09:54,744 --> 00:09:56,288 I have no after-school activities 321 00:09:56,357 --> 00:09:57,508 that require your attendance, 322 00:09:57,577 --> 00:09:58,546 I don't burden you with worrying 323 00:09:58,615 --> 00:10:00,758 about me staying out too late with "friends." 324 00:10:00,783 --> 00:10:01,883 He's got a point there. 325 00:10:01,918 --> 00:10:03,551 My role as the unnoticed is perhaps 326 00:10:03,620 --> 00:10:05,319 the most important one in the family. 327 00:10:05,388 --> 00:10:07,100 Because I ask for nothing, 328 00:10:07,169 --> 00:10:08,882 you guys don't have to do anything. 329 00:10:08,984 --> 00:10:10,197 You don't have to thank me. 330 00:10:10,266 --> 00:10:11,874 I just appreciate you hearing me out. 331 00:10:11,928 --> 00:10:13,061 I replace the toilet paper! 332 00:10:13,163 --> 00:10:14,295 Oh, please. 333 00:10:14,364 --> 00:10:15,897 Raise your hand if you've invented a beverage 334 00:10:15,999 --> 00:10:18,233 that 20% of the country wants! 335 00:10:18,301 --> 00:10:20,168 Raise your hand if you've invented a homemade catapult 336 00:10:20,237 --> 00:10:21,903 that shoots you into a wall! 337 00:10:21,972 --> 00:10:23,525 I am like a Renaissance man. 338 00:10:23,627 --> 00:10:25,291 The rest of you practically live in a cave. 339 00:10:25,393 --> 00:10:26,970 You're like this painting I saw in Europe. 340 00:10:27,044 --> 00:10:28,310 I can't even describe it to you, 341 00:10:28,378 --> 00:10:29,377 'cause I'm so far advanced. 342 00:10:29,479 --> 00:10:31,246 Hey, while we're airing dirty laundry, 343 00:10:31,348 --> 00:10:32,814 which I'm wearing, by the way, 344 00:10:32,839 --> 00:10:34,305 I've worn the same outfit for three weeks. 345 00:10:34,418 --> 00:10:36,251 Hey, buzz, buzz! You think you have it bad? 346 00:10:36,286 --> 00:10:38,253 I have to be the beacon of hope for this family. 347 00:10:38,355 --> 00:10:39,354 I have to make sure 348 00:10:39,456 --> 00:10:40,889 everyone's emotional needs are met. 349 00:10:40,958 --> 00:10:43,429 And, by the way, if it weren't for me, 350 00:10:43,570 --> 00:10:44,836 we wouldn't even have a family 351 00:10:44,938 --> 00:10:46,171 to have a family meeting about, 352 00:10:46,211 --> 00:10:48,036 'cause I pushed every single one of you out of my body! 353 00:10:48,104 --> 00:10:49,900 That's right. I gave you life! 354 00:10:49,969 --> 00:10:51,409 Yeah, you gave us this life! 355 00:10:51,511 --> 00:10:52,744 Not exactly something to brag about. 356 00:10:52,846 --> 00:10:54,112 Oh, wait till you have kids someday! 357 00:10:54,214 --> 00:10:56,114 Not only do I buy all your gifts for you, 358 00:10:56,216 --> 00:10:57,606 - no one ever pays me back! - It makes my job that much harder. 359 00:10:57,631 --> 00:10:59,720 No! You know what? I'll make this easy for you. 360 00:10:59,823 --> 00:11:01,587 No more Go-To-Sue. 361 00:11:01,689 --> 00:11:02,620 From now on, 362 00:11:02,645 --> 00:11:04,712 I'm through doing things for you people. 363 00:11:04,713 --> 00:11:05,879 I'm out! 364 00:11:08,851 --> 00:11:11,818 Okay, well... see everybody at pull-the-plug day. 365 00:11:17,440 --> 00:11:20,074 So, how's it coming with the anniversary plans? 366 00:11:20,208 --> 00:11:21,307 What? 367 00:11:21,375 --> 00:11:22,975 You know, the dinner, flowers, gifts... 368 00:11:23,044 --> 00:11:24,476 the whole shebang we talked about. 369 00:11:24,545 --> 00:11:25,611 Did you not hear me? 370 00:11:25,680 --> 00:11:27,746 Do you not remember the family meeting? 371 00:11:27,849 --> 00:11:29,048 I said I'm not doing it. 372 00:11:30,273 --> 00:11:32,685 W-Well, yeah, I-I know you said that, 373 00:11:32,710 --> 00:11:34,477 but I thought you meant after this. 374 00:11:34,589 --> 00:11:37,167 Mm, no, Dad. I meant this. 375 00:11:37,192 --> 00:11:39,397 I feel like I am being taken advantage of, 376 00:11:39,422 --> 00:11:40,759 and I can't let it go on any longer. 377 00:11:40,862 --> 00:11:41,994 Okay, okay. 378 00:11:42,063 --> 00:11:43,682 I know that in the past, 379 00:11:43,717 --> 00:11:46,022 I have not appreciated what you do, 380 00:11:46,091 --> 00:11:48,267 so I think I know what would help... 381 00:11:49,158 --> 00:11:50,090 Please. 382 00:11:51,170 --> 00:11:52,236 Sorry, Dad. 383 00:11:52,305 --> 00:11:54,851 I have been vulnerable to "please" in the past, 384 00:11:54,852 --> 00:11:56,951 but this time, I am serious. 385 00:11:57,020 --> 00:11:59,954 I'm not performing that role in the family anymore. 386 00:12:07,641 --> 00:12:09,116 Listen, how important is 387 00:12:09,141 --> 00:12:10,298 this whole anniversary thing to you anyway? 388 00:12:11,731 --> 00:12:12,927 Really?! 389 00:12:12,928 --> 00:12:15,496 I'm just saying, it can't be that important. 390 00:12:15,531 --> 00:12:17,765 You didn't even remember it a week ago. 391 00:12:17,833 --> 00:12:19,833 Look, I know you want me to say it's fine, 392 00:12:19,902 --> 00:12:21,301 and usually, I would just do 393 00:12:21,326 --> 00:12:22,959 the cheerleader thing that I do, 394 00:12:22,984 --> 00:12:23,916 and play my role 395 00:12:23,941 --> 00:12:25,707 and be cool with whatever half-assed crap 396 00:12:25,732 --> 00:12:27,164 is easy for you, 397 00:12:27,510 --> 00:12:29,009 but it's our silver anniversary, 398 00:12:29,078 --> 00:12:30,733 so, yeah, it's important. 399 00:12:31,313 --> 00:12:33,213 - Okay, then. - Okay. 400 00:12:35,484 --> 00:12:37,785 I just have one question. 401 00:12:37,887 --> 00:12:40,420 Why is it me with the sole responsibility 402 00:12:40,445 --> 00:12:42,424 of doing something for you? 403 00:12:42,570 --> 00:12:43,857 Maybe it should be your job 404 00:12:43,926 --> 00:12:46,226 to be planning some big shebang for me. 405 00:12:46,320 --> 00:12:47,542 Fine, I get it. 406 00:12:47,610 --> 00:12:49,154 You don't want to do anything, so forget it. 407 00:12:49,223 --> 00:12:50,489 No. Hey, I'm serious. 408 00:12:50,557 --> 00:12:52,858 Everyone's talking about, uh, giving up roles around here. 409 00:12:52,926 --> 00:12:53,992 Well, I don't like this one. 410 00:12:54,094 --> 00:12:55,827 I don't like being in charge of anniversaries 411 00:12:55,896 --> 00:12:58,010 that always end up disappointing you anyway. 412 00:12:58,037 --> 00:12:59,269 I don't want to do it anymore! 413 00:12:59,338 --> 00:13:00,370 Oh, poor you. 414 00:13:00,439 --> 00:13:02,673 I know what a hardship it's been all these years 415 00:13:02,741 --> 00:13:04,921 walking across the hall, getting Sue to do it! 416 00:13:04,946 --> 00:13:06,145 Oh, you got me! 417 00:13:06,170 --> 00:13:07,744 I'm not a party planner. 418 00:13:07,846 --> 00:13:10,191 Well, I think I do plenty of other things around here 419 00:13:10,216 --> 00:13:11,315 that more than make up for it. 420 00:13:11,383 --> 00:13:12,416 Oh, do you? Yeah. 421 00:13:12,518 --> 00:13:13,584 A hell of a lot more than you. 422 00:13:13,686 --> 00:13:15,819 It's not a contest, Mike. 423 00:13:15,888 --> 00:13:17,087 That's what people always say 424 00:13:17,156 --> 00:13:18,388 when they know they're losing. 425 00:13:18,491 --> 00:13:19,256 Oh, I'm sorry! 426 00:13:19,325 --> 00:13:20,457 You do a lot of things around here. 427 00:13:20,526 --> 00:13:21,458 I forgot. 428 00:13:21,527 --> 00:13:22,793 You plug things in. 429 00:13:22,895 --> 00:13:24,528 So that leaves you plugging 430 00:13:24,597 --> 00:13:26,763 and me... everything else! 431 00:13:26,799 --> 00:13:29,464 Your, uh, butt imprint on the couch says otherwise. 432 00:13:29,533 --> 00:13:31,506 Yeah, your big imprint is right next to it. 433 00:13:31,608 --> 00:13:33,123 Okay, well, I'll tell you what? 434 00:13:33,150 --> 00:13:34,049 That's fine. 435 00:13:34,118 --> 00:13:35,817 How about, since you don't appreciate 436 00:13:35,886 --> 00:13:36,952 what I do around here, 437 00:13:37,054 --> 00:13:38,286 I won't be doing it anymore! 438 00:13:38,389 --> 00:13:40,355 Oh, give me a break. 439 00:13:40,424 --> 00:13:41,590 Nope. 440 00:13:41,659 --> 00:13:43,425 I'm not plugging in your phone, 441 00:13:43,494 --> 00:13:45,934 I'm not worrying about your battery. 442 00:13:46,797 --> 00:13:47,863 Look at this ice scraper I got for you 443 00:13:47,965 --> 00:13:49,798 to put in your trunk cause it's getting cold? 444 00:13:49,900 --> 00:13:51,333 Mine now! 445 00:13:51,402 --> 00:13:52,567 You see this stuff I got for you? 446 00:13:52,670 --> 00:13:53,869 It's coming with me. 447 00:13:53,971 --> 00:13:55,983 Okay, guys, I'm calling an emergency kid meeting. 448 00:13:56,030 --> 00:13:57,129 Wait, what's a kid meeting? 449 00:13:57,164 --> 00:13:58,630 It's an offshoot of a family meeting. 450 00:13:58,732 --> 00:14:00,165 Okay, clearly, we need to lock down 451 00:14:00,234 --> 00:14:01,879 some bylaws for these meeting, 452 00:14:01,915 --> 00:14:03,643 'cause Sue is drunk with power. 453 00:14:03,745 --> 00:14:05,037 Guys! This is important! 454 00:14:05,105 --> 00:14:06,538 Do you not hear Mom and Dad? 455 00:14:06,640 --> 00:14:07,506 They're fighting. 456 00:14:07,574 --> 00:14:09,041 On their silver anniversary! 457 00:14:09,109 --> 00:14:10,947 You two need to step in and do something. 458 00:14:11,016 --> 00:14:12,002 - What? - Huh? 459 00:14:12,070 --> 00:14:13,513 Well, I can't do it. 460 00:14:13,582 --> 00:14:16,326 It's not my role to be peacemaker anymore. 461 00:14:16,351 --> 00:14:18,184 Oh, you're not playing your role anymore, hmm? 462 00:14:18,253 --> 00:14:19,653 Well, maybe I shouldn't play mine, either. 463 00:14:19,721 --> 00:14:20,854 Sure, I could go in there 464 00:14:20,922 --> 00:14:22,656 and lighten the mood with my levity 465 00:14:22,681 --> 00:14:24,217 and bring Mom and Dad back together, 466 00:14:24,242 --> 00:14:26,706 but, hey, maybe 25 years is all they got in them. 467 00:14:26,731 --> 00:14:29,119 Why waste my charm on a lost cause? 468 00:14:29,319 --> 00:14:31,152 No, no, no. I know what you're doing. 469 00:14:31,177 --> 00:14:32,944 You think if you're stubborn enough, 470 00:14:33,012 --> 00:14:34,545 I'll crumble like I always do, 471 00:14:34,647 --> 00:14:36,080 but I mean it this time! 472 00:14:36,149 --> 00:14:38,082 What are you laughing at? 473 00:14:38,184 --> 00:14:40,418 Oh, can't say, Sue, 474 00:14:40,453 --> 00:14:42,286 because I'm not playing the entertainer anymore. 475 00:14:42,388 --> 00:14:43,955 It's too bad, too, 476 00:14:44,023 --> 00:14:45,823 'cause the thing I just thought of that I'm not saying 477 00:14:45,892 --> 00:14:47,091 is the funniest sick burn on you ever. 478 00:14:47,193 --> 00:14:48,593 Grrr! 479 00:14:49,295 --> 00:14:51,395 Come on! Is it about my ugly face? 480 00:14:51,497 --> 00:14:53,431 Comparing me to an animal? My greasy scalp? 481 00:14:53,499 --> 00:14:55,132 My unruly leg hair? 482 00:14:55,235 --> 00:14:57,358 Something that rhymes with dorkcheese? 483 00:14:57,427 --> 00:14:58,698 Mayo... all mine! 484 00:14:58,767 --> 00:15:00,145 Sorry, to interrupt, just need to grab a Sharpie. 485 00:15:00,247 --> 00:15:01,339 Gah! 486 00:15:01,374 --> 00:15:03,830 You guys, Axl won't tell me what insults he has for me! 487 00:15:03,899 --> 00:15:06,316 Axl, stop torturing your sister and tell her your insult! 488 00:15:06,418 --> 00:15:07,436 I am busy! 489 00:15:07,505 --> 00:15:09,266 I am changing Heck's brand Bwine 490 00:15:09,368 --> 00:15:11,210 to H-E-X. 491 00:15:11,312 --> 00:15:13,109 This family will no longer 492 00:15:13,178 --> 00:15:15,498 be associated with my success. 493 00:15:15,581 --> 00:15:17,081 You guys are done riding my coat tails. 494 00:15:17,149 --> 00:15:18,716 And besides, "Hex" looks like "sex" 495 00:15:18,741 --> 00:15:19,673 and sex sells. 496 00:15:19,819 --> 00:15:21,085 Business major. Can't turn it off. 497 00:15:21,153 --> 00:15:22,519 Well, you can sex it up all you want, 498 00:15:22,622 --> 00:15:23,887 but nobody's gonna buy that crap. 499 00:15:23,956 --> 00:15:24,989 I thought you liked it. 500 00:15:25,057 --> 00:15:27,558 Nope. Just being nice. Not anymore! 501 00:15:27,660 --> 00:15:28,492 Well, fine. 502 00:15:28,561 --> 00:15:29,560 Then enjoy weaning yourselves 503 00:15:29,629 --> 00:15:31,283 off the teat that is my awesomeness. 504 00:15:31,385 --> 00:15:33,202 'Cause from on, your bright and shining star 505 00:15:33,227 --> 00:15:34,193 is gonna be plain and boring. 506 00:15:34,261 --> 00:15:35,594 You know, like Brick. 507 00:15:35,663 --> 00:15:37,262 Aah. 508 00:15:37,331 --> 00:15:39,724 What the hell is that? Brick, stop it! 509 00:15:39,793 --> 00:15:41,526 I'm sorry, I will not be stopping. 510 00:15:41,628 --> 00:15:42,818 From what I'm hearing, 511 00:15:42,887 --> 00:15:44,837 we're all gonna be unshackled from our roles. 512 00:15:44,905 --> 00:15:46,839 Therefore, I am no longer content 513 00:15:46,864 --> 00:15:47,796 to sit in the shadows. 514 00:15:47,975 --> 00:15:50,609 I want attention... and a lot of it. 515 00:15:52,346 --> 00:15:53,846 Where'd you get that thing? 516 00:15:53,914 --> 00:15:56,355 In my quest for female companionship, 517 00:15:56,380 --> 00:15:57,712 I joined the orchestra. 518 00:15:57,748 --> 00:15:59,681 I actually joined a week ago, but no one bothered to ask 519 00:15:59,783 --> 00:16:01,216 why I've been staying late after school. 520 00:16:01,285 --> 00:16:02,851 But that's all about to change. 521 00:16:02,953 --> 00:16:04,820 I can't wait to share 522 00:16:04,888 --> 00:16:07,122 every fascinating detail of orchestra. 523 00:16:07,191 --> 00:16:08,992 And I have a... 524 00:16:09,045 --> 00:16:09,891 Don't say it! 525 00:16:09,960 --> 00:16:11,393 Oh, I'm saying it. 526 00:16:11,495 --> 00:16:13,164 A concert next week, 527 00:16:13,233 --> 00:16:14,796 and I expect you all to be there! 528 00:16:14,832 --> 00:16:17,532 I have a lot of needs, and I expect them to be met. 529 00:16:17,634 --> 00:16:19,776 Tell me what song this sounds like. 530 00:16:20,888 --> 00:16:22,287 Brick, sorry, 531 00:16:22,390 --> 00:16:23,641 but if you're looking for encouragement, 532 00:16:23,681 --> 00:16:26,358 you're gonna have to dig down deep inside yourself 533 00:16:26,383 --> 00:16:27,916 to find the will to go on, 534 00:16:27,941 --> 00:16:29,941 'cause your mom is out of the cheerleading business. 535 00:16:30,044 --> 00:16:31,744 Uh, Dad? You're interrupting me. 536 00:16:31,899 --> 00:16:33,799 - I don't think you should be interru... - Okay, this is ridiculous. 537 00:16:33,868 --> 00:16:35,534 I'm calling another family meeting. No! 538 00:16:35,603 --> 00:16:37,046 You are forbidden from calling any more meetings! 539 00:16:37,938 --> 00:16:39,772 Besides, this whole thing is your fault in the first place. 540 00:16:39,840 --> 00:16:42,040 Oh, excuse me for standing up for myself! 541 00:16:42,143 --> 00:16:44,243 For not being a pushover middle child! 542 00:16:44,278 --> 00:16:46,765 For being selfish for once in my life! 543 00:16:46,867 --> 00:16:47,880 Once? 544 00:16:47,982 --> 00:16:50,070 Yes, Axl, I give and I give 545 00:16:50,095 --> 00:16:52,159 in ways that you don't even see! 546 00:16:52,184 --> 00:16:53,316 Like this. 547 00:16:53,351 --> 00:16:54,717 This is the last piece of fudgy cake! 548 00:16:54,742 --> 00:16:56,042 And I thought, "Hmm, maybe I should leave it 549 00:16:56,067 --> 00:16:57,515 for someone else in the family." 550 00:16:57,540 --> 00:17:00,023 But no, not anymore! I'm eating it! 551 00:17:00,625 --> 00:17:01,858 Mmm! Mmm! Mmm! 552 00:17:01,927 --> 00:17:04,828 I should feel guilty, but I don't. 553 00:17:04,896 --> 00:17:08,798 I have tasted selfishness, and it is delicious! 554 00:17:08,867 --> 00:17:10,867 Okay, okay, everybody, that's enough. 555 00:17:10,936 --> 00:17:12,902 I think we have all made our point. 556 00:17:12,971 --> 00:17:14,971 We're all very valuable and whatever. 557 00:17:15,040 --> 00:17:16,940 Well, good, maybe you're finally starting 558 00:17:17,008 --> 00:17:19,275 to understand and appreciate what I do around here. 559 00:17:19,377 --> 00:17:20,690 What? Complain? 560 00:17:20,759 --> 00:17:22,092 Keep it down in there. 561 00:17:22,194 --> 00:17:23,367 How long do we have to stay? 562 00:17:23,436 --> 00:17:24,862 No big drinks at the movies! 563 00:17:24,931 --> 00:17:26,371 Oh, we're doing each other now? 564 00:17:26,473 --> 00:17:27,817 Hey, everybody, 565 00:17:27,886 --> 00:17:30,396 it's time for some forced family fun. 566 00:17:30,498 --> 00:17:32,182 Let's dance! 567 00:17:32,260 --> 00:17:33,425 I can't believe you! 568 00:17:33,494 --> 00:17:34,894 After all these years of trying to get you to dance, 569 00:17:34,996 --> 00:17:35,961 you're doing it now? 570 00:17:36,063 --> 00:17:38,697 Don't you dare dance to spite me! 571 00:17:38,766 --> 00:17:40,666 I'm Axl. 572 00:17:40,768 --> 00:17:43,135 I invent dumb things but think I'm smart. 573 00:17:43,237 --> 00:17:45,271 Well, at least I'm not weird like Brick. 574 00:17:45,373 --> 00:17:47,373 Whoop! Whoop! French horn! 575 00:17:47,475 --> 00:17:48,974 French horn. 576 00:17:49,076 --> 00:17:50,342 Oh, are we imitating people? 577 00:17:50,444 --> 00:17:51,610 I'm Sue! 578 00:17:51,712 --> 00:17:53,779 I just love America so much! 579 00:17:53,881 --> 00:17:55,447 I also love Germany! 580 00:17:55,550 --> 00:17:57,383 But now, not the way it used to be. 581 00:17:57,485 --> 00:17:59,151 Hey, guys. I'm Mom. Join me! 582 00:17:59,253 --> 00:18:01,520 Then I'm gonna invite Nancy to come over 583 00:18:01,622 --> 00:18:02,788 and we're gonna talk too loud 584 00:18:02,890 --> 00:18:04,557 while other people are trying to watch football! 585 00:18:04,582 --> 00:18:05,496 I'm full, but I'm 586 00:18:05,521 --> 00:18:06,435 not gonna offer it to anybody else. 587 00:18:06,460 --> 00:18:08,127 FYI, I want every one of my performances recorded, 588 00:18:08,152 --> 00:18:09,350 and we're gonna watch them repeatedly 589 00:18:09,375 --> 00:18:10,932 - as a family. - No! I'm throwing it out! 590 00:18:11,010 --> 00:18:12,231 Grandma's in the hospital. 591 00:18:12,712 --> 00:18:13,811 Oh, I'm Mom. 592 00:18:13,880 --> 00:18:16,414 I say things like, "Grandma's in the hospital." 593 00:18:17,263 --> 00:18:18,282 Ohh. Wait. 594 00:18:31,719 --> 00:18:33,619 Well, they're taking Mom for an MRI. 595 00:18:33,688 --> 00:18:36,021 I mean, she's good... she's stable and talking. 596 00:18:36,090 --> 00:18:37,223 Well, what happened? 597 00:18:37,325 --> 00:18:38,524 She was driving to the house 598 00:18:38,593 --> 00:18:40,159 and apparently, like 10 miles away, 599 00:18:40,228 --> 00:18:41,660 she got dizzy and disoriented, 600 00:18:41,729 --> 00:18:43,128 and she managed to pull over. 601 00:18:43,164 --> 00:18:45,097 And thank God someone stopped and called 911. 602 00:18:45,199 --> 00:18:46,517 Do they know what it is? 603 00:18:46,586 --> 00:18:47,967 Uh, they're still trying to figure it out, 604 00:18:48,035 --> 00:18:49,201 so they're doing some tests. 605 00:18:49,237 --> 00:18:51,003 There's a chance it could've been a stroke. 606 00:18:51,072 --> 00:18:53,658 - Oh! - No, I can't believe it. 607 00:18:54,422 --> 00:18:56,689 Oh, I have to call Dad. Where's my phone? 608 00:18:56,714 --> 00:18:57,957 Oh, you were low on battery, 609 00:18:57,995 --> 00:18:58,952 so I plugged it in over there. 610 00:18:59,020 --> 00:19:00,117 I already called Tag. 611 00:19:00,186 --> 00:19:02,162 And, uh, Bill Norwood is picking up Pat's car. 612 00:19:03,259 --> 00:19:04,243 Thank you. 613 00:19:05,046 --> 00:19:06,122 I'm sorry I was so selfish. 614 00:19:06,191 --> 00:19:07,757 The cake wasn't even that good. 615 00:19:07,826 --> 00:19:09,158 It's Frugal Hoosier bakery, 616 00:19:09,261 --> 00:19:11,694 so it's basically just a frosted loaf of bread. 617 00:19:11,763 --> 00:19:13,563 Is there anything you need? What can I do? 618 00:19:13,632 --> 00:19:14,897 No, I'm fine, honey. 619 00:19:15,000 --> 00:19:16,332 Dr. Raymond. 620 00:19:16,434 --> 00:19:17,934 Dr. Raymond to the NICU. 621 00:19:18,036 --> 00:19:21,504 - Thanks. Thank you. - Mm-hmm. 622 00:19:22,915 --> 00:19:25,108 Jello, everybody! 623 00:19:25,176 --> 00:19:26,546 I thought you might be hungry, 624 00:19:26,649 --> 00:19:27,944 so I chatted up a nurse. 625 00:19:28,013 --> 00:19:29,479 I told her it was Brick's birthday 626 00:19:29,581 --> 00:19:31,796 and his favorite food is lime green jello. 627 00:19:31,864 --> 00:19:34,532 What can I say? She liked my smile. 628 00:19:38,007 --> 00:19:39,540 So how's my cactus doing? 629 00:19:39,642 --> 00:19:40,875 Eh, I'm a little tired. 630 00:19:40,943 --> 00:19:43,010 Seeking attention is exhausting. 631 00:19:43,079 --> 00:19:44,542 Axl makes it look so easy. 632 00:19:45,381 --> 00:19:47,389 I'm sorry we didn't know about orchestra, Brick. 633 00:19:47,414 --> 00:19:48,336 Oh, that's okay. 634 00:19:48,361 --> 00:19:49,383 I'm quitting anyway. 635 00:19:49,485 --> 00:19:50,618 It turns out, when you join the group 636 00:19:50,720 --> 00:19:51,619 late in the semester, 637 00:19:51,687 --> 00:19:53,020 everyone's already paired off. 638 00:19:53,122 --> 00:19:54,889 Even nerds need love. 639 00:19:55,068 --> 00:19:56,234 It's kind of sad, 640 00:19:56,259 --> 00:19:58,888 but in a way, kind of beautiful. 641 00:19:58,991 --> 00:20:00,160 Hmm. 642 00:20:00,229 --> 00:20:01,262 I'm starting to think 643 00:20:01,364 --> 00:20:03,097 when I decided to play the field, 644 00:20:03,199 --> 00:20:04,999 I may have overestimated the field. 645 00:20:05,101 --> 00:20:08,202 Breaking up with Cindy might've been a huge mistake. 646 00:20:08,608 --> 00:20:10,371 We all said that, Brick. 647 00:20:10,651 --> 00:20:12,606 We all said that. 648 00:20:16,856 --> 00:20:18,422 I'm just scared about Grandma. 649 00:20:19,118 --> 00:20:21,995 Hey, if there's one thing I know, 650 00:20:22,193 --> 00:20:23,322 it's how tough your grandma is. 651 00:20:23,347 --> 00:20:25,532 She's not gonna let something like this stop her. 652 00:20:25,634 --> 00:20:26,899 She's gonna be fine. 653 00:20:27,001 --> 00:20:29,020 We just all have to stick together 654 00:20:29,123 --> 00:20:31,088 and think positive thoughts. 655 00:20:33,155 --> 00:20:35,076 A little Bwubbly for your anniversary? 656 00:20:35,101 --> 00:20:37,515 Ooh. I could use some Bwine. 657 00:20:39,019 --> 00:20:40,351 Happy anniversary, Frankie. 658 00:20:45,292 --> 00:20:47,772 Okay, this one isn't bad. 659 00:20:48,438 --> 00:20:50,872 It's kind of got the dryness of wine 660 00:20:50,897 --> 00:20:53,027 - with just the right amount of foam. - Hmm. 661 00:20:54,076 --> 00:20:55,943 The truth is, a family, 662 00:20:55,968 --> 00:20:56,900 when it's working right, 663 00:20:56,925 --> 00:20:58,391 is a lot like an orchestra. 664 00:20:58,614 --> 00:21:00,714 Everyone plays a certain part. 665 00:21:00,739 --> 00:21:02,905 But when it all comes together, 666 00:21:03,100 --> 00:21:05,133 it makes a beautiful symphony. 667 00:21:10,197 --> 00:21:16,413 Synced & corrected by -robtor- www.addic7ed.com