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Right. I hope everyone's hungry. Jimmy?

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Hey, Ray, you want a drumstick? Go deep.

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Cut!

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Jimmy, if you don't respect
Thanksgiving rehearsal,

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what will you take seriously?

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Mm. Nothing?

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Tomorrow is the first time in five years

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that my mother will have visited.

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I would like it to go smoothly.

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Let's rehearse again. Is
everyone clear who they are?

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- I'm me.
- Me.

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Well, I'm three people...
And not at all troubled

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by the historical implications
of being assigned a value

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as a fraction of a white person.

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- Is that bad?
- It's not great.

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Why can't Taylor be Taylor?

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Because she alone has the
presence and regal bearing

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to approximate my mother.

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I'm your dear old mumsy, I am.

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Hey! We found something Taylor can't do.

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Well, I'll miss all the fun tomorrow.

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I signed up to have dinner
with my dad... The Colonel.

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- Don't get me started.
- We won't.

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Jimmy, have you prepared your toast?

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I sure have.

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I'd like to extend a warm
welcome to our honored guest.

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Andrea, you are withholding and cold.

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Also, you're this genius

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who's been curing cancer for 45 years,

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yet you and I have cured the
exact same number of cancers.

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Look, I get it. You don't
like it when she comes around.

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I just don't like how you
turn into a different person.

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- Oh, I'd love to see that.
- Well, you haven't heard how I'm different.

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Doesn't matter.

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She gets all nervous and sweaty,

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and she starts apologizing for stuff.

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It is nuts!

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Here's an idea... instead
of looking for the approval

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that she has never and
will never give you,

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why not just be yourself?

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There's a lovely idea.
Now back to reality.

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My mother is extremely
exacting, and to that end,

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this time, we will be prepared.

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Dylan, read up on the
great Chelsea Football Club.

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JJ, I've customized a board
with British witticisms.

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Learn it.

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And, Ray, please, will you catch up

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on Mummy's favorite
show, "Wavendon Manor."

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It's like "Downton Abbey," but less fun.

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Great. That was my one
complaint about "Downton Abbey."

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I just want everyone to
be on their best behavior.

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And for God's sake, whatever you do,

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don't mention her arch medical rival,

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Ernst Bowman-Schrieber.

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"But we love him so."

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Do you know what?

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Clear off, 'cause I
got more cleaning to do.

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Come on, Taylor. You're up.

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This is so much better
than sitting at home

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watching your mother freak out.

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Hi. Give the kids whatever they want.

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And I will have...

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The Godzilla Roll!

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What's the Godzilla Roll?

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"The biggest..." T-U

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"tube of raw fish ya ever done seen."

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Like a friggin' Duraflame log.

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200 bucks a pop.

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Oh. That's awful.

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And... so fast.

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Already made.

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They just sit there for days
daring you to order them.

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And if you finish it within an hour,

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the whole table eats free.

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Which isn't a problem, because
Dad is a legendary power-eater.

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Please. I'm no hero.

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I'm just a gross poor guy

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who doesn't care what
he puts into his body.

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Thank you.

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Let the games begin.

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- Dad, are you okay?
- I'm fine.

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Why don't you guys go ahead
to the ice cream place?

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I'll catch up. Order
me the Belly Buster.

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Isn't he gross?

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I can't do it. I'm sorry.

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I know we're kind of
all in this together

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and you guys are rooting for me.

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He didn't finish it!

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All right. You think that's funny?

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Wait till you try and run this.

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Okay, people, this is not a drill.

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It's here... Thanksgiving.

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Mummy will be here in a second.

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Jimmy, what's wrong?
You've been down all day.

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- Did the UPS guy call you "ma'am" again?
- If only.

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Is this because you couldn't
finish the Godzilla Roll?

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Shh! The kids don't know about that.

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Didn't you just vacuum?

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Oh! Kids. Is everyone ready?

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Dylan, how's the
football watching going?

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Couldn't do it. I watched two seconds.

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Soccer sucks so hard that I read a book.

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Dylan!

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JJ, how's the British lingo?

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"Blimey."

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That doesn't make any sense.

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Didn't you study at all?

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"The tube."

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Ray, please tell me

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you've been watching "Wavendon Manor."

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Have I? The legal proceedings
the family's going through?

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It's so dry!

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Excellent.

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Well, you're in charge

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of getting these two twits up to speed.

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Yes!

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Looks like I call the shots now.

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Oh! Unhand your superior!

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She's here. She's here!

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It's just Billy!

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Harsh! And on this holiest of days.

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Where are Audrey and the kids?

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They're not coming. They
got a nasty stomach bug.

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I'll spare you the gory
details, but let's just say

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they would not be
allowed in a hotel pool.

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As per the sign.

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Regarding active viruses.

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- Yeah, I quite understand.
- Yeah.

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Hey, Billy.

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Oh, he's been upset all day.

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Hey. Hey.

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Billy's here. Talk to me, pal.

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I-I...

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I couldn't finish the
Godzilla Roll yesterday.

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- Oh, no, no, no, no, no no.
- No-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no.

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Jimmy.

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She's here! Go on, get out! Get!

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Mummy.

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Oh. Hello, Taylor.

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And you must be...

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Hi, Mrs. DiMeo. This
is my brother, Logan.

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I know it's last-minute,

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but would it be okay if he joined us?

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Sure. It's fine.

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JJ will be happy to see one
of his friends from camp.

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"You."

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Hello.

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"Goodbye."

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Nope. No time for this mysterious feud.

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Mummy's here!

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Go on. Off you go.

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Go to your room. Go to your room.

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Peace and calm.

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I hate my dad!

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That sounds terrible and
not at all my problem!

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Oh, Lord!

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I'm sweating straight through
my convincing knock-off Burberry.

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Ohh!

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Where's Kenneth?!

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He's in the kitchen, whoever you are!

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I'm the Colonel! Lead me to him!

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- He found me?!
- Follow me!

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How in the world did you find me?!

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I got my ways!

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Steady. Steady.

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Oh! No!

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Oh!

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Stupid Taylor cord!!

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All right. All right.

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It's all right. She'll never know.

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All right.

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Hurry! She'll be here soon!

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I'll be right there, Mummy! Hold on!

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Oh, hello. Ohh.

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Ah, so sorry.

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Uh, how was your flight in? Was it good?

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Well? Good? What?

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I'm sorry. I'm just
very excited to see you.

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Would you like a
delicious, fresh parfait?

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That would be delightful.

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I don't have one of those.

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How's Ernst Bowman-Schrieber?

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Ugh! Why did you...

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I mean, more broadly,
how's your research?

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I'm in the twilight of my career

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after decades of frustrating lab trials.

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No cure in sight,

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but you can't say I didn't
kill a hell of a lot of rats.

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Excellent.

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Just take some dry turkey and leave!

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So sorry. Uh... is there
anything I can get you, really?

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Anything at all?

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Two yelling strangers would be nice.

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Oh. Absolutely right. Sorry. I'm just...

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Unacceptable.

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I am listening to you...

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Whatever this is,
take it somewhere else!

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Look, I am not leaving here

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until my son shows me some respect.

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Well, I hope you like dry-ass turkey,

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'cause we're gonna be here a while!

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Sorry, Maya. Your sides are good.

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Listen!

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I understand that respect
is very important to you.

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I, for one, appreciate your service.

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My service? What's she mean?

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She thinks you're in the Army, Colonel.

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You never heard of a stage name before?

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You do know The Beatles
aren't bugs, right?

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I hate him, but he got you.

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I'm no soldier. I'm a singer.

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We used to have an
act when he was young.

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It was called "The
Colonel and Little Kenny."

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- What?
- You know, weddings, hotel bars.

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You ever been to the Holiday
Inn in Troy, New York?

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- No.
- Well, neither has he!

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Quit before the big gig.

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I had to sing both sides of
"I Got You Babe" to myself.

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Now, would you pay to see that?

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Holiday Inn didn't.

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Well, I'd had enough of you riding me.

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"Kenneth, you're sharp.
Kenneth, you're pitchy.

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Kenneth, slouch so I'm taller than you."

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I'm taller than you, Dad! I just am!

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Will you stop it?!

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I will not have you
ruin my day or my turkey!

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- Oh...
- Maybe you should...

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I'm basting it!

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So, you were unable to
eat a 10-pound sushi roll,

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and that's bad?

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It just means I'm not what I once was.

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Was there ever a recognition
you got in your younger days?

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Yes, that helps me to understand.

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Yes, at 31,

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I was the youngest-ever
recipient of the Copley Award.

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Okay. And you never won it again?

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I won it five more times, but
I was never able to eat it.

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You should have seen
this guy in his prime.

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- Billy.
- So, once when we were kids,

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I left him alone in my room.

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Came back, all my
action figures... gone.

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This guy was pooping
G.I. Joes for weeks!

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No, no. Billy, stop!

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So sorry, Mummy. He's a dentist.

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He's used to telling stories
to people who can't get away.

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He wants to drag me out to cheer me up.

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I want to make sure you and your
mom have the best day possible.

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- Me too. Take him.
- Yes! Come on, come on!

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Be back in time for G.I. Joes!

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So sorry, Mummy.

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Mm. I... you...

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I shan't be a second.

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Just relax.

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All right, JJ, how's your British lingo?

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Do you know what a plonker is?

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No! No cultivating this weird rivalry!

258
00:08:51,088 --> 00:08:53,121
And, Dylan, time to study up on soccer.

259
00:08:53,123 --> 00:08:54,440
I made you flash cards.

260
00:08:56,426 --> 00:08:58,693
You two should be ashamed.

261
00:08:58,695 --> 00:09:00,695
The pilgrims came here
to get away from soccer.

262
00:09:00,697 --> 00:09:02,097
Right. Well, for Grandma's sake,

263
00:09:02,099 --> 00:09:04,099
let's be more British and less American.

264
00:09:04,101 --> 00:09:05,400
Less American?

265
00:09:05,402 --> 00:09:06,534
It's just for the day.

266
00:09:06,536 --> 00:09:08,403
You don't turn off being American.

267
00:09:08,405 --> 00:09:10,805
There ain't no switch on the
Statue of Liberty's torch!

268
00:09:12,242 --> 00:09:14,004
"Yeah, you...

269
00:09:14,007 --> 00:09:15,090
Brexit."

270
00:09:15,093 --> 00:09:16,945
That's not how you use that word!

271
00:09:16,947 --> 00:09:19,447
Mom? Mom, they aren't listening to me!

272
00:09:19,449 --> 00:09:21,382
May I have spanking powers?

273
00:09:21,384 --> 00:09:22,984
Oh, hello, Grandmother.

274
00:09:22,986 --> 00:09:24,152
Hello, Raymond.

275
00:09:24,154 --> 00:09:26,387
Nobody calls me that,
and I love it so much.

276
00:09:27,090 --> 00:09:29,357
Oh. Let me introduce you to, uh...

277
00:09:29,359 --> 00:09:30,525
Introduce?

278
00:09:30,527 --> 00:09:32,460
It hasn't been that long.

279
00:09:32,462 --> 00:09:34,629
Hello, Dylan. Mmm!

280
00:09:34,631 --> 00:09:37,966
And JJ... lady-killer!

281
00:09:37,968 --> 00:09:39,973
Pictures don't do you justice.

282
00:09:39,976 --> 00:09:41,936
Nope. Nope. But... But that's him.

283
00:09:41,938 --> 00:09:45,153
Uh... Don't forget,
JJ... you can't speak.

284
00:09:45,156 --> 00:09:47,876
Excuse me, but I'd
like to go freshen up.

285
00:09:47,878 --> 00:09:49,511
Bathroom's back and to the right.

286
00:09:49,513 --> 00:09:52,780
I'll just be here with JJ and Dylan.

287
00:09:52,782 --> 00:09:54,682
All right, I know it's
weird, but my job is

288
00:09:54,684 --> 00:09:56,818
to get those two presentable,
and I can't do that.

289
00:09:56,820 --> 00:09:58,219
Will you be JJ and Dylan?

290
00:09:58,221 --> 00:09:59,320
Will JJ be upset?

291
00:09:59,322 --> 00:10:00,455
- Probably.
- I'm in.

292
00:10:00,457 --> 00:10:03,168
I don't like it, but
I'll do anything for you.

293
00:10:03,171 --> 00:10:04,626
You need to work on your Dylan.

294
00:10:04,628 --> 00:10:06,614
Where are Dylan and JJ?

295
00:10:06,617 --> 00:10:07,629
Here.

296
00:10:08,798 --> 00:10:10,932
The other two just weren't
gonna get there. I...

297
00:10:10,934 --> 00:10:13,101
Grandma thought these two
were them, so I made a call.

298
00:10:15,071 --> 00:10:17,405
Right. Go and tell the
other two they're out.

299
00:10:17,407 --> 00:10:19,774
Okay, so, I talked to Mom.

300
00:10:19,777 --> 00:10:22,310
You guys are no longer JJ and Dylan.

301
00:10:23,113 --> 00:10:24,846
You guys will stay in here and...

302
00:10:24,848 --> 00:10:26,147
"Away from Logan?

303
00:10:26,149 --> 00:10:27,448
I'm in."

304
00:10:27,450 --> 00:10:29,017
If I have to be British out there,

305
00:10:29,019 --> 00:10:30,621
then here is where I'll stay.

306
00:10:38,828 --> 00:10:40,862
So, when did you, uh, get this thing?

307
00:10:40,865 --> 00:10:43,606
This is a trial-separation gift to myself.

308
00:10:43,609 --> 00:10:45,366
Yeah, I lied.

309
00:10:45,368 --> 00:10:47,402
Audrey left me. She
doesn't have the flu.

310
00:10:47,404 --> 00:10:49,537
She might have the flu. I don't know.

311
00:10:49,539 --> 00:10:50,738
But I'm fine.

312
00:10:50,740 --> 00:10:53,007
There's this 26-year-old
hygienist in my office...

313
00:10:53,009 --> 00:10:54,742
Complimented my socks on Monday,

314
00:10:54,744 --> 00:10:57,545
so we can all see the
direction that's headed.

315
00:10:57,547 --> 00:11:00,148
Yeah. You're down about
the Godzilla Roll thing?

316
00:11:00,150 --> 00:11:02,717
Yeah, I get it... feel
like you're missing a step.

317
00:11:02,719 --> 00:11:05,762
Well, I'm just the guy to pull you out.

318
00:11:09,693 --> 00:11:11,693
This...

319
00:11:11,695 --> 00:11:13,528
calls for hair.

320
00:11:13,530 --> 00:11:14,862
Ohhh!

321
00:11:14,864 --> 00:11:17,332
You never walk out on a show!

322
00:11:17,334 --> 00:11:18,466
Enough bickering!

323
00:11:18,468 --> 00:11:19,934
What can I do to get you two to stop?

324
00:11:19,936 --> 00:11:22,203
We wouldn't be bickering at all if he...

325
00:11:22,205 --> 00:11:23,905
? Didn't go breaking my heart ?

326
00:11:24,874 --> 00:11:26,407
Pitchy.

327
00:11:26,409 --> 00:11:27,775
Actually, that was beautiful.

328
00:11:27,777 --> 00:11:30,578
Colonel, would you do my
kitchen the honor of a full song?

329
00:11:30,580 --> 00:11:32,480
Oh, I never turn down a gig.

330
00:11:33,316 --> 00:11:36,121
? Don't go breaking my heart ?

331
00:11:36,124 --> 00:11:37,685
I think the next line
calls for Little Kenny?

332
00:11:37,687 --> 00:11:39,821
And I believe your green
beans need some salt,

333
00:11:39,823 --> 00:11:41,389
but I mind my own damn business!

334
00:11:41,391 --> 00:11:42,490
Ah, suit yourself.

335
00:11:42,492 --> 00:11:45,193
? I couldn't if I tried ?

336
00:11:45,195 --> 00:11:48,930
? Oh, honey, if I get restless ?

337
00:11:48,932 --> 00:11:51,266
? Baby, you're not that kind ?

338
00:11:51,268 --> 00:11:53,768
? Do, do, do, do, do, do ?

339
00:11:53,770 --> 00:11:55,203
- Yeah!
- Oh, please!

340
00:11:55,205 --> 00:11:56,304
Well, like you could do better?

341
00:11:56,306 --> 00:11:57,905
With my eyes closed!

342
00:11:58,908 --> 00:12:00,041
Wait a minute.

343
00:12:01,311 --> 00:12:02,944
I have that song on my phone.

344
00:12:05,181 --> 00:12:08,699
? Don't go breaking my heart ?

345
00:12:08,702 --> 00:12:12,420
? You take the weight off of me ?

346
00:12:12,422 --> 00:12:16,059
? Oh, honey, when
you knock on my door ?

347
00:12:16,062 --> 00:12:18,626
? I gave you my key ?

348
00:12:18,628 --> 00:12:20,128
In your face, Maya.

349
00:12:20,130 --> 00:12:21,863
? Ooh, ooh ?

350
00:12:21,865 --> 00:12:23,965
Well, thanks for taking me out.

351
00:12:23,967 --> 00:12:25,767
Yeah. Best Thanksgiving ever.

352
00:12:27,704 --> 00:12:29,604
Whoa. This is so perfect.

353
00:12:29,606 --> 00:12:31,372
You want to recapture your youth?

354
00:12:31,374 --> 00:12:32,974
You can do it as my wingman.

355
00:12:32,976 --> 00:12:35,143
She is so loving me!

356
00:12:35,145 --> 00:12:37,712
Found wig, you've done it again.

357
00:12:39,949 --> 00:12:42,150
Uh, my roommate and I

358
00:12:42,152 --> 00:12:45,286
are graduate students
at the nearby university,

359
00:12:45,288 --> 00:12:46,888
and, uh, we were wondering if you...

360
00:12:46,890 --> 00:12:48,096
Please stop.

361
00:12:48,099 --> 00:12:49,991
What? Don't sell past the sale, right?

362
00:12:49,993 --> 00:12:51,159
I have a boyfriend.

363
00:12:51,161 --> 00:12:53,227
And I got a math test...
Long as we're naming things

364
00:12:53,229 --> 00:12:54,729
we're gonna be cheating on later.

365
00:12:54,731 --> 00:12:56,397
I said, get out of my face!

366
00:12:56,399 --> 00:12:57,432
Whoa!

367
00:12:57,434 --> 00:12:58,466
Sorry. W-We...

368
00:12:58,468 --> 00:13:00,268
Ohh! Aaaah!

369
00:13:00,270 --> 00:13:01,836
Learn to spot an ally!

370
00:13:01,838 --> 00:13:04,839
Okay. Well, my buddy and
I are gonna head back to...

371
00:13:04,841 --> 00:13:05,840
the dorm.

372
00:13:05,842 --> 00:13:07,008
Happy Thanksgiving.

373
00:13:07,010 --> 00:13:09,377
Sorry that got so weird!

374
00:13:09,379 --> 00:13:10,912
No, that actually helped.

375
00:13:10,914 --> 00:13:12,280
Maybe I have lost a step,

376
00:13:12,282 --> 00:13:16,184
but this is what losing a step
and not accepting it looks like.

377
00:13:16,186 --> 00:13:18,052
I got a family back home who loves me.

378
00:13:18,054 --> 00:13:19,387
I should be there with them

379
00:13:19,389 --> 00:13:21,389
instead of here, getting punched.

380
00:13:22,392 --> 00:13:23,725
Then my little plan worked.

381
00:13:23,727 --> 00:13:24,792
Wasn't your plan.

382
00:13:25,729 --> 00:13:28,329
Maya, I'm not an expert
on Thanksgiving dinner,

383
00:13:28,331 --> 00:13:29,997
but is there a dinner?

384
00:13:29,999 --> 00:13:31,733
Oh! Yes, of course.

385
00:13:31,735 --> 00:13:33,067
No, it should be dry by now.

386
00:13:33,069 --> 00:13:34,202
Ready. Moist.

387
00:13:34,204 --> 00:13:36,198
Ooh. Don't over-promise. Ready.

388
00:13:36,201 --> 00:13:37,338
Kids, dinner!

389
00:13:37,340 --> 00:13:38,940
Let's sit down, shall we?

390
00:13:38,942 --> 00:13:41,109
Oh, Mummy, this is
Kenneth and his father.

391
00:13:41,111 --> 00:13:42,810
Ah, yes. How nice to put a face

392
00:13:42,812 --> 00:13:44,579
to the, "Die, you old fool! Die!"

393
00:13:44,581 --> 00:13:46,180
They're just leaving.

394
00:13:46,182 --> 00:13:47,682
But the singing makes me hungry.

395
00:13:47,684 --> 00:13:49,016
Like everything else.

396
00:13:49,018 --> 00:13:50,985
I love this guy now.

397
00:13:52,822 --> 00:13:54,422
JJ, here.

398
00:13:54,424 --> 00:13:56,224
Dylan, you sit here.

399
00:13:58,294 --> 00:13:59,527
That's not JJ and Dylan.

400
00:13:59,529 --> 00:14:01,329
Oh, isn't it?

401
00:14:02,565 --> 00:14:04,682
I'll play along, but that's not hard.

402
00:14:04,685 --> 00:14:06,167
Jimmy isn't back yet,

403
00:14:06,169 --> 00:14:07,835
so why don't we go around the table

404
00:14:07,837 --> 00:14:09,404
and say what we're thankful for.

405
00:14:09,406 --> 00:14:11,706
I'm thankful that Conte finally realizes

406
00:14:11,708 --> 00:14:13,107
what he has in Batshuayi.

407
00:14:13,109 --> 00:14:14,596
He's Chelsea's best striker.

408
00:14:14,599 --> 00:14:17,712
Look at that! You are most
certainly my granddaughter.

409
00:14:17,714 --> 00:14:21,182
Wow. I could listen to you
talk about football all night.

410
00:14:21,184 --> 00:14:22,450
Sister!

411
00:14:22,452 --> 00:14:24,252
I'm thankful my daddy and I are...

412
00:14:24,254 --> 00:14:25,987
? Reunited ?

413
00:14:25,989 --> 00:14:29,390
? And it feels so good ?

414
00:14:29,392 --> 00:14:30,925
? Reunited ?

415
00:14:30,927 --> 00:14:33,494
? Where the hell's the food? ?

416
00:14:33,496 --> 00:14:34,695
Would you please?!

417
00:14:34,697 --> 00:14:35,696
Ohh! Ohh!

418
00:14:35,698 --> 00:14:37,532
Oh! Mummy! Oh, I'm so sorry!

419
00:14:37,534 --> 00:14:39,200
I'm just a bit on edge. I just...

420
00:14:39,202 --> 00:14:41,903
I-I know how you...
You like things just so.

421
00:14:41,905 --> 00:14:43,204
So this is on me?!

422
00:14:43,206 --> 00:14:45,239
I'm responsible for all this madness?

423
00:14:45,241 --> 00:14:46,974
The singing, the shouting,

424
00:14:46,976 --> 00:14:48,876
the quite obvious sexual chemistry

425
00:14:48,878 --> 00:14:50,611
between your daughter and son?

426
00:14:50,613 --> 00:14:53,481
You're playing footsie
with me, young man!

427
00:14:53,483 --> 00:14:56,417
It's just so vulgar.

428
00:14:56,419 --> 00:14:58,386
So... American!

429
00:14:58,388 --> 00:15:00,688
Damn right it is, toots.

430
00:15:00,690 --> 00:15:01,689
Who are you?

431
00:15:01,691 --> 00:15:03,357
Just a red-blooded, chicken-fried,

432
00:15:03,359 --> 00:15:06,194
supersize U.S. of A-merican.

433
00:15:06,196 --> 00:15:07,327
You feel me, tea bag?

434
00:15:07,330 --> 00:15:08,629
You're in America.

435
00:15:08,631 --> 00:15:10,164
In America, we don't drink tea.

436
00:15:10,166 --> 00:15:11,534
We drink soda.

437
00:15:15,972 --> 00:15:17,104
Darling, no!

438
00:15:26,716 --> 00:15:28,416
Look what you made me do.

439
00:15:28,418 --> 00:15:30,351
She finished it.

440
00:15:30,353 --> 00:15:31,586
She has the gift.

441
00:15:31,588 --> 00:15:32,920
Weren't you bald?

442
00:15:32,922 --> 00:15:34,422
I don't know. Was I?

443
00:15:35,859 --> 00:15:37,492
I raised you in a home.

444
00:15:37,494 --> 00:15:39,060
This is a circus!

445
00:15:39,062 --> 00:15:40,228
Enough!

446
00:15:40,230 --> 00:15:42,930
Your daughter ties
herself into knots for you.

447
00:15:42,932 --> 00:15:43,931
Jimmy, you don't have to.

448
00:15:43,933 --> 00:15:45,733
No. I don't mind. She can't hurt me.

449
00:15:45,735 --> 00:15:47,401
You couldn't eat the Godzilla Roll.

450
00:15:47,403 --> 00:15:49,170
Ohh! Yes, she can.

451
00:15:49,172 --> 00:15:51,239
Happy Thanksgiving, everyone.

452
00:15:52,408 --> 00:15:54,862
It's okay, Dad. We still believe in you.

453
00:15:57,233 --> 00:15:59,677
I'm sorry. That did not help.

454
00:15:59,680 --> 00:16:01,980
But someone had to stand up to her.

455
00:16:01,982 --> 00:16:03,816
Yeah, I think that somebody's me.

456
00:16:03,818 --> 00:16:06,214
I'm tired of trying
to be someone I'm not.

457
00:16:06,217 --> 00:16:08,353
And asking you to be someone you're not

458
00:16:08,355 --> 00:16:10,789
And... having some of you
played by other people.

459
00:16:10,791 --> 00:16:13,325
Then go say it. Be true to who you are.

460
00:16:13,327 --> 00:16:15,227
Did you lie about the Godzilla Roll?

461
00:16:15,229 --> 00:16:16,662
Be true if it feels right.

462
00:16:16,664 --> 00:16:18,731
It's not, like a, you
know, law or anything.

463
00:16:19,800 --> 00:16:21,100
Kenneth overcooked the turkey.

464
00:16:22,336 --> 00:16:23,569
So, you lied?

465
00:16:23,572 --> 00:16:25,704
Hey, your dad took a punch protecting me

466
00:16:25,706 --> 00:16:27,608
from a horny co-ed today, so...

467
00:16:28,952 --> 00:16:30,109
Yeah, I lied.

468
00:16:30,111 --> 00:16:32,044
I can't do it anymore.

469
00:16:32,046 --> 00:16:34,713
And you know what? I
have made peace with that.

470
00:16:34,715 --> 00:16:36,915
I don't have to prove
anything to myself.

471
00:16:36,917 --> 00:16:39,276
"Don't say you can't do it."

472
00:16:39,279 --> 00:16:40,846
You can do anything.

473
00:16:41,756 --> 00:16:43,388
Gross.

474
00:16:43,390 --> 00:16:44,757
Jimmy, as someone

475
00:16:44,759 --> 00:16:48,460
who's had the admiration
of his child and lost it,

476
00:16:48,462 --> 00:16:50,395
I'll tell you...

477
00:16:50,397 --> 00:16:53,832
Hold on to it for as long as you can.

478
00:16:53,834 --> 00:16:55,701
Eat that Godzilla Roll.

479
00:16:55,703 --> 00:16:56,869
For them.

480
00:16:59,807 --> 00:17:01,106
Who are you?

481
00:17:01,108 --> 00:17:03,842
So, can we go to sushi now or what?

482
00:17:03,844 --> 00:17:04,977
Yeah, we're going to sushi.

483
00:17:04,979 --> 00:17:06,702
U.S.A.!

484
00:17:06,814 --> 00:17:08,380
U.S.A.!

485
00:17:08,382 --> 00:17:10,282
Well, I guess I better be on my way.

486
00:17:10,284 --> 00:17:12,985
I got a gig at a card club in Gardena.

487
00:17:12,987 --> 00:17:14,787
- On Thanksgiving Day?
- Oh, yeah.

488
00:17:14,789 --> 00:17:16,522
I turn "Ooh Baby Baby" into...

489
00:17:16,524 --> 00:17:17,589
"Ooh Gravy Gravy."

490
00:17:17,591 --> 00:17:19,358
I've been doing "Ooh Turkey Turkey,"

491
00:17:19,360 --> 00:17:20,725
but that's a whole lot better.

492
00:17:20,728 --> 00:17:22,027
- It's better, right?
- Yeah, man!

493
00:17:25,966 --> 00:17:26,932
Maya...

494
00:17:26,934 --> 00:17:29,366
- I'm coming in! Move.
- I...

495
00:17:29,369 --> 00:17:31,003
Sit down.

496
00:17:31,005 --> 00:17:32,504
Oh, my God. It worked.

497
00:17:32,506 --> 00:17:33,605
Quit while I'm ahead?

498
00:17:33,607 --> 00:17:35,140
No. It's time to be honest.

499
00:17:35,142 --> 00:17:38,110
Mummy, on the rare occasions
that you come to visit,

500
00:17:38,112 --> 00:17:41,346
I always try to be the
daughter that you want...

501
00:17:41,348 --> 00:17:44,016
The fawning, the Burberry.

502
00:17:44,018 --> 00:17:45,761
Are we being entirely honest now?

503
00:17:45,764 --> 00:17:47,419
It's pretty bloody close!

504
00:17:47,421 --> 00:17:48,420
Look.

505
00:17:48,422 --> 00:17:50,689
My family isn't proper.

506
00:17:50,691 --> 00:17:52,558
We're loud and messy.

507
00:17:52,560 --> 00:17:55,594
What you saw today
there, that's who we are.

508
00:17:55,596 --> 00:17:57,262
I like us.

509
00:17:57,264 --> 00:17:59,898
And I think if you
knew us, you would, too.

510
00:18:01,470 --> 00:18:04,803
Maya, I've never been very good at this.

511
00:18:04,805 --> 00:18:07,105
Work always came first.

512
00:18:07,107 --> 00:18:09,875
Family, feelings...

513
00:18:09,877 --> 00:18:12,377
I'm sorry.

514
00:18:12,379 --> 00:18:14,279
I'm not who you need me to be.

515
00:18:14,281 --> 00:18:17,549
Well, we could work on this.
We could make this better.

516
00:18:18,786 --> 00:18:20,118
We could.

517
00:18:23,691 --> 00:18:24,723
Okay.

518
00:18:28,562 --> 00:18:29,828
I don't understand.

519
00:18:29,830 --> 00:18:31,396
Why did you want to come?

520
00:18:31,398 --> 00:18:33,765
I wanted to try.

521
00:18:33,767 --> 00:18:35,534
It's all I know.

522
00:18:35,536 --> 00:18:39,271
An experiment fails,
you get up the next day,

523
00:18:39,273 --> 00:18:41,173
you kill more rats.

524
00:18:41,175 --> 00:18:45,644
Also, your husband was
rather insistent that I come.

525
00:18:49,049 --> 00:18:50,916
Happy Thanksgiving, Mummy.

526
00:18:53,320 --> 00:18:56,755
? I got sunshine ?

527
00:18:56,757 --> 00:18:59,591
- ? On a cloudy day ?
- Whoa.

528
00:19:00,661 --> 00:19:01,727
It's impossible.

529
00:19:01,729 --> 00:19:02,561
? Ooh ?

530
00:19:02,563 --> 00:19:05,797
? When it's cold outside ?

531
00:19:05,799 --> 00:19:07,266
? I've got Thanksgiving Day ?

532
00:19:07,268 --> 00:19:09,334
You've got this! Just one more!

533
00:19:09,336 --> 00:19:10,869
- One more! One more!
- Yeah!

534
00:19:10,871 --> 00:19:15,207
? I guess you'd say ?

535
00:19:15,209 --> 00:19:17,643
- ? What can make me ?
- "You're my hero."

536
00:19:17,645 --> 00:19:19,745
? Feel this way ?

537
00:19:19,747 --> 00:19:20,846
? My dad ?

538
00:19:20,848 --> 00:19:22,948
? His dad, his dad ?

539
00:19:22,950 --> 00:19:25,884
- ? Talkin' 'bout my dad ?
- Eat it! Eat it! Eat it! Eat it!

540
00:19:25,886 --> 00:19:27,252
? My dad ?

541
00:19:28,088 --> 00:19:29,755
Yes! Come on, Dad! You're doing it!

542
00:19:29,757 --> 00:19:32,758
Wow. I hate sushi. I'm
just realizing that.

543
00:19:32,760 --> 00:19:34,059
This is my dad!

544
00:19:34,061 --> 00:19:35,527
May I join you?

545
00:19:37,264 --> 00:19:38,363
You made it.

546
00:19:38,365 --> 00:19:39,731
Aw, it's the least I could do.

547
00:19:40,901 --> 00:19:43,769
Oh, I'd like to propose
a Thanksgiving toast...

548
00:19:43,771 --> 00:19:45,479
To family.

549
00:19:45,482 --> 00:19:47,816
The ones we're born with...

550
00:19:47,819 --> 00:19:49,908
the ones we get to choose...

551
00:19:49,910 --> 00:19:52,311
the good ones who step up day after day,

552
00:19:52,313 --> 00:19:54,646
no matter what is asked of them.

553
00:19:55,783 --> 00:19:58,250
This is what love looks like, people!

554
00:19:58,252 --> 00:20:01,119
This is what a father
does for his children.

555
00:20:02,289 --> 00:20:03,822
You know what?

556
00:20:05,292 --> 00:20:07,859
It doesn't matter that
I can't finish this.

557
00:20:07,861 --> 00:20:10,480
What matters is that I tried.

558
00:20:10,483 --> 00:20:11,697
Shall we?

559
00:20:11,699 --> 00:20:12,817
What?

560
00:20:12,820 --> 00:20:14,338
We can't pay for that. Finish it.

561
00:20:17,490 --> 00:20:19,617
Come on! Make some room in there!

562
00:20:19,619 --> 00:20:21,319
Oh, no. Dad?

563
00:20:21,321 --> 00:20:22,920
Oh, this can't be happening again.

564
00:20:22,922 --> 00:20:24,956
- I can't breathe.
- No, no! There's one little piece left.

565
00:20:24,958 --> 00:20:26,424
Come on, Jimmy. One little piece.

566
00:20:26,426 --> 00:20:28,092
- Come on, come on, come on.
- Whoa, whoa, whoa! Is that shrimp?

567
00:20:28,094 --> 00:20:29,794
It is.

568
00:20:29,796 --> 00:20:30,995
They changed the recipe!

569
00:20:30,997 --> 00:20:32,830
That's why you can't do
it... You're allergic!

570
00:20:32,832 --> 00:20:34,732
Well, uh, Logan has an allergy pen.

571
00:20:34,734 --> 00:20:35,739
Here.

572
00:20:35,755 --> 00:20:37,401
What if I need it later?

573
00:20:37,403 --> 00:20:39,470
"Then you'll die."

574
00:20:42,342 --> 00:20:43,674
Owww!

575
00:20:46,813 --> 00:20:48,379
- Okay, feed me.
- Excellent.

576
00:20:53,119 --> 00:20:57,088
U.S.A.! U.S.A.! U.S.A.!

577
00:20:57,091 --> 00:20:58,674
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