1 00:00:03,907 --> 00:00:07,534 www.subtitulamos.tv 2 00:00:14,527 --> 00:00:16,873 _ 3 00:00:20,047 --> 00:00:22,487 _ 4 00:01:20,760 --> 00:01:22,400 Hello, hello. 5 00:01:25,433 --> 00:01:27,480 Sorry, I got cornered by Anne Reid. 6 00:01:27,600 --> 00:01:29,200 Oh, Christ. 7 00:01:31,760 --> 00:01:33,760 - Have you been here ages? - No, no, no. 8 00:01:35,006 --> 00:01:36,126 25 minutes. 9 00:01:37,379 --> 00:01:40,858 There's been three number ones and one number two, so... 10 00:01:41,173 --> 00:01:43,133 I haven't exactly been bored. 11 00:01:44,420 --> 00:01:47,220 - Well, do you want to keep an eye out while I...? - Of course, yes. 12 00:01:55,920 --> 00:01:58,239 - Busy out there? - Yeah. Yeah. 13 00:01:58,400 --> 00:02:00,293 Usual showbiz do. 14 00:02:00,400 --> 00:02:02,380 Everyone looking over your shoulder 15 00:02:02,419 --> 00:02:04,180 to see if there's anyone more famous to talk to. 16 00:02:04,200 --> 00:02:05,740 Yes, yes. 17 00:02:05,993 --> 00:02:07,866 I usually do two circuits, 18 00:02:07,886 --> 00:02:10,140 pretending I'm looking for someone, and then leave. 19 00:02:10,553 --> 00:02:14,113 I have nothing to say to these people. 20 00:02:14,640 --> 00:02:16,220 Well, this'll loosen you up a bit. 21 00:02:16,486 --> 00:02:17,846 Ooh, yes! 22 00:02:17,866 --> 00:02:19,353 Make me a bit more talkative. 23 00:02:19,866 --> 00:02:22,880 Yeah. Although I have heard it can have a laxative effect. 24 00:02:23,946 --> 00:02:25,120 No. 25 00:02:25,473 --> 00:02:27,173 It just gives you confidence, that's all. 26 00:02:27,200 --> 00:02:28,660 Ooh, lovely. 27 00:02:28,960 --> 00:02:30,380 Have you not had it before? 28 00:02:30,606 --> 00:02:32,420 Oh, God, yeah. Well, no. 29 00:02:32,726 --> 00:02:35,746 I once tried to buy an E tablet 30 00:02:35,880 --> 00:02:37,740 from a dealer at Latitude, 31 00:02:37,866 --> 00:02:40,506 but he came back with a second-hand iPad, so... 32 00:02:40,766 --> 00:02:42,046 Misunderstanding. 33 00:02:42,560 --> 00:02:44,793 - Have you seen Reece or Steve yet? - I saw Reece. 34 00:02:44,827 --> 00:02:45,827 Yeah. 35 00:02:46,073 --> 00:02:48,620 Surrounded by people blowing smoke up his arse. 36 00:02:48,640 --> 00:02:49,840 Oh, yuck... 37 00:02:50,420 --> 00:02:51,760 Not literally, Tim. 38 00:02:51,866 --> 00:02:54,140 No, I know. Still, you know... 39 00:02:54,640 --> 00:02:56,260 Nine series! 40 00:02:56,280 --> 00:02:57,980 Oh, no, no, no. Yeah... 41 00:02:58,000 --> 00:02:59,560 It is good. It's good. 42 00:02:59,593 --> 00:03:01,320 - Yes. - Fair play to them. 43 00:03:02,153 --> 00:03:04,520 But I think it's right for them to end it now, don't you? 44 00:03:05,360 --> 00:03:07,060 It has got a bit self-indulgent. 45 00:03:07,080 --> 00:03:08,740 Yeah, fuck 'em. 46 00:03:09,139 --> 00:03:12,198 I think the "leave them wanting more" phase 47 00:03:12,219 --> 00:03:13,900 is behind them, isn't it? 48 00:03:14,472 --> 00:03:16,412 Although I did hear there was a... 49 00:03:16,520 --> 00:03:19,220 There was a bit of a... drama 50 00:03:19,240 --> 00:03:21,280 on Katherine Kelly's episode. 51 00:03:21,300 --> 00:03:22,840 - Oh, yeah? - Yes. 52 00:03:23,753 --> 00:03:25,813 She said that... Sorry. 53 00:03:25,900 --> 00:03:29,140 She said that, um, Steve was rushed away. 54 00:03:29,253 --> 00:03:30,473 - To hospital. - Really? 55 00:03:30,493 --> 00:03:31,873 - Steve Pemberton. - Yeah, well, obviously. 56 00:03:31,893 --> 00:03:33,660 - Yeah. - Wow. Well, 57 00:03:33,920 --> 00:03:35,780 - that doesn't surprise me. - No. 58 00:03:36,453 --> 00:03:38,820 Hardly the picture of health, is he? 59 00:03:38,840 --> 00:03:39,900 Steve? 60 00:03:39,920 --> 00:03:42,900 Won't be long before his face pops up on the Bafta "in memoriam" 61 00:03:42,920 --> 00:03:45,446 to Coldplay or some maudlin shite. 62 00:03:45,466 --> 00:03:47,060 - Right, I think we're good to go. - Yes. 63 00:03:48,160 --> 00:03:50,860 - Hey! Tim, how you doing? - Yeah, hello. 64 00:03:50,880 --> 00:03:52,080 Fantastic. Oh! 65 00:03:53,240 --> 00:03:55,060 This one, I think, is out of bounds. 66 00:03:55,080 --> 00:03:56,980 There's been a blo... a blo... a blo... a blockage. 67 00:03:57,333 --> 00:03:58,753 Pre-existing. 68 00:03:59,213 --> 00:04:01,406 These are... blockages. 69 00:04:01,460 --> 00:04:02,580 Yeah. 70 00:04:02,600 --> 00:04:06,060 - So I should hold it, then? - Yeah, keep a finger in the dyke. 71 00:04:06,260 --> 00:04:07,500 Wha...? 72 00:04:08,386 --> 00:04:10,700 - OK... - Oh. All the best. 73 00:04:10,720 --> 00:04:11,900 Enchante. 74 00:04:11,920 --> 00:04:13,480 I shall see you... 75 00:04:18,480 --> 00:04:21,180 - Who was that? - Katherine bloody Parkinson. 76 00:04:25,332 --> 00:04:26,892 I'm Katherine Parkinson. 77 00:04:27,786 --> 00:04:29,046 Yes, of course you are. 78 00:04:29,673 --> 00:04:31,060 The other one, then. 79 00:04:32,033 --> 00:04:33,373 Shall we assume the position? 80 00:04:37,400 --> 00:04:38,780 Oh, Christ Almighty. 81 00:04:40,400 --> 00:04:41,980 Fucking hell. 82 00:04:42,059 --> 00:04:44,060 - Have you got any cash on you? - What do I owe you? 83 00:04:44,080 --> 00:04:45,520 No, I need a note. 84 00:04:47,040 --> 00:04:48,380 That any use? 85 00:04:48,480 --> 00:04:50,773 Or is that too...? It's too wide, isn't it? 86 00:04:50,793 --> 00:04:52,180 - Shall we just leave it - No! 87 00:04:52,200 --> 00:04:54,220 - and get a couple of beers? - No! No. 88 00:04:54,240 --> 00:04:57,180 It's all right, I've got this Body Shop voucher, that'll do. 89 00:04:57,200 --> 00:04:58,660 Not your first rodeo. 90 00:04:59,840 --> 00:05:01,253 - So, have you been busy? - Me? 91 00:05:01,286 --> 00:05:02,400 - Yeah. - Yeah. 92 00:05:02,719 --> 00:05:05,339 Lots of projects. Irons in fires. 93 00:05:05,746 --> 00:05:07,066 Any paid work? 94 00:05:07,880 --> 00:05:09,280 - No. - No. 95 00:05:09,520 --> 00:05:11,740 You must have auditioned for this Divine Comedy thing 96 00:05:11,760 --> 00:05:13,266 Amazon are doing? 97 00:05:13,286 --> 00:05:15,246 - I have never heard of it. - You are kidding. 98 00:05:15,266 --> 00:05:17,273 - What? - Every cunt with an Equity card's 99 00:05:17,313 --> 00:05:18,399 been up for it. 100 00:05:18,419 --> 00:05:20,279 They want English actors, apparently. 101 00:05:20,299 --> 00:05:21,900 Fucking hell! Are you serious? 102 00:05:22,400 --> 00:05:23,873 Yeah, it's like a... 103 00:05:23,893 --> 00:05:27,066 a Dungeons & Dragons type thing, 104 00:05:27,126 --> 00:05:29,260 based on Dante's Inferno. 105 00:05:33,366 --> 00:05:36,020 It sounds dreadful, but they're paying people shitloads. 106 00:05:36,240 --> 00:05:37,980 Yeah, you should get your agent onto it. 107 00:05:38,000 --> 00:05:39,660 Yeah, thanks for the tip, Amanda. 108 00:05:39,680 --> 00:05:42,200 Katherine. Katherine. I'm sorry. Katherine. 109 00:05:43,040 --> 00:05:44,680 Katherine Parkinson. 110 00:05:44,920 --> 00:05:46,240 Lovely. 111 00:05:47,320 --> 00:05:48,659 Merci. 112 00:05:48,926 --> 00:05:50,780 See you shortly. 113 00:05:53,833 --> 00:05:56,160 O... K. Wow. 114 00:05:57,040 --> 00:05:58,280 Right you are. 115 00:06:00,040 --> 00:06:01,680 Tim, you didn't have any. 116 00:06:01,960 --> 00:06:03,140 I did. 117 00:06:03,660 --> 00:06:05,100 I can feel a twinge. 118 00:06:05,120 --> 00:06:06,520 It's still there. 119 00:06:07,026 --> 00:06:09,080 I smelt it. That could be enough? 120 00:06:13,140 --> 00:06:14,393 Hello? 121 00:06:14,413 --> 00:06:16,893 Katherine? It's Anne Reid. Can you let me in? 122 00:06:16,913 --> 00:06:18,140 Fucking hell. 123 00:06:18,746 --> 00:06:20,780 Er, yeah. Hi, Anne! 124 00:06:20,800 --> 00:06:22,580 I hear you've scored some good snow 125 00:06:22,600 --> 00:06:24,540 from the dummy man on Deansgate. 126 00:06:25,560 --> 00:06:28,539 - Any chance of a quick toot? - Yeah, you're in luck. 127 00:06:29,453 --> 00:06:31,380 We've got a spare line, haven't we, Tim? 128 00:06:31,400 --> 00:06:33,100 Oh, bliss. Heaven. Thank you. 129 00:06:33,120 --> 00:06:34,460 Hello, Anne. 130 00:06:34,480 --> 00:06:36,246 Ooh, lovely... Oh, careful. 131 00:06:48,360 --> 00:06:49,400 Steve? 132 00:06:53,000 --> 00:06:54,700 Ah, here he is! 133 00:06:54,720 --> 00:06:56,860 Hello, my liege! How are we? 134 00:06:56,880 --> 00:06:58,686 - Great to see you. - Hi, Robin. 135 00:06:58,706 --> 00:07:01,233 It's absolutely heaving out there. What a turnout! 136 00:07:01,300 --> 00:07:03,020 I think I'm the only one I've never heard of! 137 00:07:04,000 --> 00:07:07,100 I don't mind gender-neutral toilets, do you? 138 00:07:07,120 --> 00:07:08,420 It's equality. 139 00:07:08,440 --> 00:07:11,020 And you get to queue up with all the lovely ladies! 140 00:07:11,040 --> 00:07:12,140 Yeah. 141 00:07:12,160 --> 00:07:14,933 So what's next for you both? What have you got lined up? 142 00:07:15,092 --> 00:07:18,379 Yes, actually we're doing a comedy drama thing for... 143 00:07:19,186 --> 00:07:20,420 the BBC, 144 00:07:20,773 --> 00:07:22,320 playing detectives. 145 00:07:22,426 --> 00:07:23,913 It's called Plodding On. 146 00:07:24,093 --> 00:07:26,940 Oh! So you're really not doing any more No. 9s, then? 147 00:07:27,013 --> 00:07:28,013 No. 148 00:07:28,200 --> 00:07:29,160 No. 149 00:07:29,520 --> 00:07:32,586 They said we could do specials if we wanted. 150 00:07:32,606 --> 00:07:34,406 Oh! Well, that's good, 151 00:07:34,426 --> 00:07:37,220 cos people are always coming up talking to me about the bus episode. 152 00:07:37,240 --> 00:07:38,500 Yeah, I know. 153 00:07:38,520 --> 00:07:40,866 Some of the fans were disappointed we didn't actually do it. 154 00:07:40,886 --> 00:07:42,160 Exactly! 155 00:07:42,759 --> 00:07:44,940 So, I've been thinking about it. 156 00:07:45,113 --> 00:07:46,806 - What? - The bus episode, 157 00:07:46,933 --> 00:07:48,500 Hold On Tight! 158 00:07:48,640 --> 00:07:50,840 This is what I think we do. 159 00:07:51,740 --> 00:07:53,338 You are the driver 160 00:07:53,359 --> 00:07:55,260 - and Steve's the clippie. - Right... 161 00:07:55,280 --> 00:07:56,913 Now, you're both working at the depot 162 00:07:56,933 --> 00:07:59,820 when this dollybird comes in with, like, a three-inch cleavage. 163 00:07:59,840 --> 00:08:02,806 And she says, "Ooh, I don't know what route I'm on today!" 164 00:08:02,826 --> 00:08:05,740 And Steve says, "Oh, I think we can give you a ride!" 165 00:08:05,760 --> 00:08:07,780 You know, "ride" like "sex". 166 00:08:08,080 --> 00:08:11,580 And she says, "Ooh, what number bus are you, then?" 167 00:08:11,600 --> 00:08:13,340 And you say, "69. 168 00:08:13,360 --> 00:08:15,300 "Oh, uh, I mean nine!" 169 00:08:15,320 --> 00:08:16,900 Like oral sex. 170 00:08:17,140 --> 00:08:18,940 Yeah? Then Steve says, 171 00:08:18,960 --> 00:08:20,620 "I think you'd better come up here, love, 172 00:08:20,640 --> 00:08:22,460 "and I'll take you up the back passage." 173 00:08:22,480 --> 00:08:24,433 Ha, as in anal sex. 174 00:08:24,553 --> 00:08:25,820 What? 175 00:08:26,640 --> 00:08:28,380 Oh, I hadn't thought of that. 176 00:08:28,906 --> 00:08:31,220 Now, listen, this is where I come on 177 00:08:31,366 --> 00:08:34,166 as Mr Cole, the posh geezer. 178 00:08:35,480 --> 00:08:37,940 - You've got a full script. - Oh, yeah. 179 00:08:37,960 --> 00:08:40,833 Now, you're showing her round the bus, 180 00:08:40,853 --> 00:08:42,500 and I come on, as I say, as Mr Cole, 181 00:08:42,520 --> 00:08:45,300 and I start reading the list of stops. 182 00:08:45,320 --> 00:08:46,940 OK? Top of page four. 183 00:08:47,920 --> 00:08:49,400 - Four. - Yep. 184 00:08:50,800 --> 00:08:52,620 Oh, er, " 'Ere, this way, darling. 185 00:08:52,640 --> 00:08:55,740 - "Come up to my cab and see my..." - Nelson's Column. 186 00:08:55,760 --> 00:08:57,500 "my steering wheel." 187 00:08:57,520 --> 00:08:59,553 Er, "When I'm up here driving, 188 00:08:59,573 --> 00:09:01,740 "I sometimes get bored, so I like to have a little..." 189 00:09:01,760 --> 00:09:02,853 Bank. 190 00:09:03,260 --> 00:09:04,520 "bite to eat. 191 00:09:04,573 --> 00:09:07,220 "I, er... In fact, I'm starving now! 192 00:09:07,240 --> 00:09:10,060 - "I'd really love to chow down on your..." - Shepherd's Bush. 193 00:09:10,166 --> 00:09:11,840 "cheese and ham sandwich." 194 00:09:12,640 --> 00:09:14,300 Very funny. Funny. 195 00:09:14,320 --> 00:09:15,940 Now, listen. This is the next bit. 196 00:09:15,960 --> 00:09:18,600 You start looking at her tits and I go, 197 00:09:19,226 --> 00:09:21,260 "St Paul's Cathedral!" 198 00:09:21,746 --> 00:09:23,980 See, it's all clever wordplay like that. 199 00:09:24,000 --> 00:09:27,180 Very much like David Renwick wrote for the Rons, you know? 200 00:09:27,200 --> 00:09:29,326 Right, well, you've obviously thought a lot about it. 201 00:09:29,346 --> 00:09:30,620 Is there a twist or...? 202 00:09:30,640 --> 00:09:32,540 Oh, well, that's where you and Steve come in. 203 00:09:32,560 --> 00:09:34,986 Oh, yes. You put in all the clever bits. 204 00:09:35,006 --> 00:09:38,060 You know, maybe they're all dead or ghosts or something like that. 205 00:09:38,080 --> 00:09:40,420 - That's what you usually do, isn't it? - We've done that three times. 206 00:09:40,440 --> 00:09:41,780 54 films. 207 00:09:41,800 --> 00:09:43,540 We've only done it three times. 208 00:09:43,560 --> 00:09:45,400 Well, I just think it'd be great 209 00:09:45,420 --> 00:09:47,693 because I was never in an actual episode, was I? 210 00:09:47,713 --> 00:09:49,340 No, I suppose not. Well, I'll have a read. 211 00:09:49,360 --> 00:09:51,100 - Oh, thank you, my liege. - All right. 212 00:09:51,120 --> 00:09:52,160 Oh, listen... 213 00:09:52,600 --> 00:09:54,860 What's this that happened on the latest series? 214 00:09:54,933 --> 00:09:57,506 I heard that Steve was taken off to hospital or something? 215 00:09:57,600 --> 00:09:58,900 Oh, yeah, no, that was serious. 216 00:09:58,920 --> 00:10:01,346 We were doing an episode set in an escape room 217 00:10:01,366 --> 00:10:03,860 and he... he collapsed. He was having some sort of seizure. 218 00:10:03,880 --> 00:10:05,780 Shit. Is he all right? 219 00:10:05,800 --> 00:10:07,753 Yeah, he's all right, he was back the next morning. 220 00:10:07,773 --> 00:10:09,886 He was fine, but it was... It was really scary. 221 00:10:09,906 --> 00:10:11,540 Oh, oh, well, it must have been. 222 00:10:11,560 --> 00:10:14,000 Well, I'll give it to Steve, and we'll... we'll get back to you. 223 00:10:14,020 --> 00:10:15,740 You're a gentleman, sir. Now, listen to me, 224 00:10:15,760 --> 00:10:17,460 you enjoy this evening. 225 00:10:17,612 --> 00:10:18,920 You deserve it. 226 00:10:19,680 --> 00:10:21,186 See ya, Robin! 227 00:10:24,300 --> 00:10:26,886 "'Ere, sugar-tits, pass me that rag 228 00:10:26,920 --> 00:10:29,360 "so I can wipe my dipstick. There's a good girl." 229 00:10:30,733 --> 00:10:32,440 Oh. No, Amanda. 230 00:10:32,760 --> 00:10:33,760 Wait! 231 00:10:42,080 --> 00:10:44,820 My family has been wronged, Dante. 232 00:10:45,173 --> 00:10:46,893 Is this nothing? 233 00:10:47,687 --> 00:10:49,587 You call this nothing? 234 00:10:50,273 --> 00:10:51,507 Sorry, Steve, 235 00:10:51,586 --> 00:10:53,560 the queue at the bar was horrendous. 236 00:10:53,581 --> 00:10:55,300 Yeah, well, we've worked with a lot of people. 237 00:10:55,320 --> 00:10:57,760 Now, I didn't know whether to get you a Diddle Diddle Daiquiri 238 00:10:57,780 --> 00:10:59,780 or a Bloody Merrily, Merrily, so I got you both. 239 00:10:59,800 --> 00:11:02,380 - Ah, good call. Cheers. - Cheers. 240 00:11:02,719 --> 00:11:03,898 What did you get? 241 00:11:03,919 --> 00:11:05,439 Riddle Of The Aperol Spritz. 242 00:11:06,072 --> 00:11:07,212 Oh, it's nice. 243 00:11:07,293 --> 00:11:08,860 - Did you see Reece? - Yeah. 244 00:11:09,193 --> 00:11:11,979 Just saw him outside, actually. He was putting Anne Reid in a taxi. 245 00:11:12,220 --> 00:11:14,446 I hope she's OK. She was really grinding her teeth. 246 00:11:14,600 --> 00:11:16,260 Right, come on, what's the gossip? 247 00:11:16,280 --> 00:11:18,260 Why are you avoiding him? Have you fallen out? 248 00:11:18,280 --> 00:11:19,420 Nah, not really. 249 00:11:19,440 --> 00:11:21,700 Oh, come on, you can tell me. You know I won't tell anyone. 250 00:11:21,720 --> 00:11:23,480 - Oh, yeah, right. - I promise. 251 00:11:23,546 --> 00:11:25,086 OK, well, 252 00:11:25,107 --> 00:11:26,787 - this is entre nous, yeah? - Yeah. 253 00:11:27,280 --> 00:11:29,926 You must have heard about this Divine Comedy thing 254 00:11:29,946 --> 00:11:31,906 - that Amazon are doing? - Oh, God, yeah. 255 00:11:31,926 --> 00:11:33,886 No, I did a self-tape for it. It was awful. 256 00:11:33,906 --> 00:11:35,093 Really? What part? 257 00:11:35,113 --> 00:11:37,573 Oh, one of the fucking maids, I don't know. 258 00:11:38,020 --> 00:11:39,926 Well, I'd auditioned for the part of Virgil, 259 00:11:39,947 --> 00:11:41,573 who's obviously one of the main characters... 260 00:11:41,593 --> 00:11:43,340 - Oh, you'd be so good at that! - Thank you. 261 00:11:43,360 --> 00:11:45,566 Anyway, weeks went by, and I didn't hear anything. 262 00:11:45,586 --> 00:11:46,453 Oh, of course. 263 00:11:46,473 --> 00:11:48,300 We started filming this, series nine. 264 00:11:48,320 --> 00:11:50,580 Uh, then I get a call from my agent, 265 00:11:50,600 --> 00:11:52,113 saying the showrunner's in town, 266 00:11:52,133 --> 00:11:54,420 he wants to meet me tomorrow. I said, "I can't do it tomorrow, 267 00:11:54,440 --> 00:11:55,900 - "I'm doing a scene with Reece." - Here, 268 00:11:55,920 --> 00:11:57,340 - shall I help you? - Yeah, thanks. 269 00:11:57,780 --> 00:11:59,506 Anyway, in the end I thought, "Fuck it, 270 00:11:59,526 --> 00:12:00,986 you only live once," 271 00:12:01,006 --> 00:12:02,420 so I said yes to the meeting. 272 00:12:02,440 --> 00:12:04,900 I pretended to be ill so I could be taken off set. 273 00:12:04,920 --> 00:12:06,500 What?! What do you mean? 274 00:12:06,520 --> 00:12:08,579 Well, to begin with, I just, like, fainted, 275 00:12:08,606 --> 00:12:09,673 then I thought... 276 00:12:09,740 --> 00:12:11,599 Yeah, like you hadn't gone far enough? 277 00:12:11,633 --> 00:12:14,500 Exactly, yeah. So I started fitting as well. 278 00:12:15,060 --> 00:12:17,420 Oh, my God! I wish I'd seen that. 279 00:12:17,440 --> 00:12:18,620 I bet you were brilliant. 280 00:12:18,640 --> 00:12:19,860 I mean, I'd done all my bits. 281 00:12:19,880 --> 00:12:21,740 It was only Reece's reverses to do. 282 00:12:21,760 --> 00:12:24,660 In the end, they put my wig on the producer, and he sat in for me. 283 00:12:24,680 --> 00:12:25,766 - No! - Yeah. 284 00:12:25,786 --> 00:12:27,866 Apparently, there's one scene where, if you look really closely, 285 00:12:27,886 --> 00:12:29,299 you can tell it's not me. 286 00:12:29,319 --> 00:12:31,160 Yeah, so, 287 00:12:31,180 --> 00:12:32,966 anyway, I did the meeting... 288 00:12:33,179 --> 00:12:35,239 we got on like a house on fire, and 289 00:12:35,726 --> 00:12:37,820 I just found out a couple of hours ago... 290 00:12:38,333 --> 00:12:39,587 I got the job. 291 00:12:39,780 --> 00:12:41,220 Oh, my God! 292 00:12:41,540 --> 00:12:44,079 - Oh, my God, that is amazing! - Yeah, thank you. 293 00:12:44,106 --> 00:12:45,500 So, hang on, where's it filming? 294 00:12:45,520 --> 00:12:48,246 Oh, well, it's LA and Canada, so... 295 00:12:48,266 --> 00:12:50,140 yeah, I've literally got to move out there. 296 00:12:50,160 --> 00:12:52,180 - Oh, my God. - There's seven years' work. 297 00:12:52,200 --> 00:12:53,686 Unbelievable money, Rosie. 298 00:12:53,706 --> 00:12:55,479 - Really? - Like, unbelievable. 299 00:12:55,912 --> 00:12:58,226 Relocation package for my family, the works. 300 00:12:58,279 --> 00:13:00,779 Oh, you so deserve it, Steve, you really do. 301 00:13:00,840 --> 00:13:02,000 Thank you. 302 00:13:02,346 --> 00:13:04,160 So, do you know who's playing the maid? 303 00:13:04,180 --> 00:13:07,260 No, I don't, but I wanted to ask you, actually... 304 00:13:07,280 --> 00:13:08,240 Yeah? 305 00:13:08,260 --> 00:13:09,913 Have you got Monica Dolan's number? 306 00:13:09,953 --> 00:13:11,373 Cos I think she'd be perfect. 307 00:13:12,320 --> 00:13:13,900 Yeah, she's great. Yeah. 308 00:13:13,920 --> 00:13:15,393 Actually, I just saw her upstairs. 309 00:13:15,413 --> 00:13:16,713 Just passed her ten minutes back. 310 00:13:16,733 --> 00:13:17,860 Oh, good, good, good. 311 00:13:17,880 --> 00:13:19,820 - Can you get my shoes? - Oh, yeah. 312 00:13:22,880 --> 00:13:25,760 Oh, no, no, that's just a present for Jack Whitehall. 313 00:13:25,780 --> 00:13:27,340 It's not real. 314 00:13:27,360 --> 00:13:28,700 Oh, Jesus! 315 00:13:28,720 --> 00:13:31,100 - They're under the table. - Oh, yeah. 316 00:13:31,720 --> 00:13:33,260 - The problem is... - Yeah? 317 00:13:33,280 --> 00:13:34,920 In the meantime, Reece has come up 318 00:13:34,953 --> 00:13:38,533 with this stupid detective comedy drama thing... 319 00:13:38,553 --> 00:13:40,260 which is BBC money. 320 00:13:40,280 --> 00:13:42,580 Pathetic. And now I'm not free to do it. 321 00:13:42,600 --> 00:13:45,500 Oh, well, I mean, he'll understand, surely, won't he? 322 00:13:46,126 --> 00:13:47,420 I mean, it's not like 323 00:13:47,526 --> 00:13:49,426 you go around using people all the time, 324 00:13:49,446 --> 00:13:50,839 - is it? - Exactly. 325 00:13:51,333 --> 00:13:53,706 I've been working with him for 25 years. 326 00:13:54,313 --> 00:13:56,553 Got to put myself first for once, haven't I? 327 00:14:02,320 --> 00:14:03,800 - Jacket. - Yeah. 328 00:14:10,213 --> 00:14:11,820 Hello, pod fans! 329 00:14:11,840 --> 00:14:12,980 It's Nick Mohammed here, 330 00:14:13,000 --> 00:14:17,620 with episode number 279 of Mountain To Mohammed, 331 00:14:17,640 --> 00:14:21,100 where I get to scale the heights of a famous personality. 332 00:14:21,120 --> 00:14:22,826 Uh, well, not always famous. 333 00:14:22,846 --> 00:14:24,940 We've had a nurse on and stuff like that, 334 00:14:24,960 --> 00:14:26,900 but the numbers are never very good. 335 00:14:26,920 --> 00:14:29,900 Anyway, we start at the base camp of childhood, 336 00:14:29,920 --> 00:14:32,646 whether, like me, they were very badly bullied, 337 00:14:32,800 --> 00:14:34,620 and work our way up to the summit 338 00:14:34,640 --> 00:14:36,260 to see what's next on the horizon. 339 00:14:36,280 --> 00:14:39,780 Now, I should say that I'm actually recording this in the toilets 340 00:14:39,866 --> 00:14:43,586 at the wrap party for series nine of Inside No. 9, 341 00:14:43,646 --> 00:14:45,413 where Steve and Reece have invited back 342 00:14:45,433 --> 00:14:47,993 a whole galaxy of stars from previous series 343 00:14:48,013 --> 00:14:49,580 including little old me! 344 00:14:49,600 --> 00:14:51,900 So, Steve, welcome to Mountain To Mohammed. 345 00:14:51,920 --> 00:14:53,120 How's it all going out there? 346 00:14:53,140 --> 00:14:54,566 It's great, yeah, yeah. 347 00:14:54,599 --> 00:14:56,979 We've got so many old friends have turned up and, 348 00:14:57,066 --> 00:14:59,993 you know, it's just lovely to celebrate the past ten years. 349 00:15:00,013 --> 00:15:02,273 I feel like my whole life is flashing before my eyes. 350 00:15:02,293 --> 00:15:03,746 Now, look, tell me all about your upbringing. 351 00:15:03,766 --> 00:15:06,180 I want to know where you were brought up, where... Where were you born? 352 00:15:06,200 --> 00:15:08,213 Ah, so I was born in Blackburn in Lancashire. 353 00:15:08,233 --> 00:15:10,940 Now, that's interesting. So I was born in Leeds, 354 00:15:10,960 --> 00:15:12,900 which is obviously the other side of the Pennines, 355 00:15:12,920 --> 00:15:15,413 well, before going on up to Durham to read geophysics, 356 00:15:15,433 --> 00:15:17,260 so I'm not actually that familiar with Blackpool. 357 00:15:17,460 --> 00:15:18,700 Blackburn. 358 00:15:19,680 --> 00:15:21,420 Yes, sorry. 359 00:15:23,520 --> 00:15:26,040 I'm so sorry, what was the question again? 360 00:15:27,680 --> 00:15:29,700 I think you asked me where I was born. 361 00:15:29,720 --> 00:15:31,220 Yes, that's right. 362 00:15:31,466 --> 00:15:32,980 And the answer was...? 363 00:15:33,000 --> 00:15:34,380 Remind me. It was... 364 00:15:34,840 --> 00:15:36,260 - Blackburn. - Blackburn! 365 00:15:36,280 --> 00:15:37,560 Amazing. 366 00:15:38,840 --> 00:15:41,340 Have you ever considered double-glazing your windows? 367 00:15:41,360 --> 00:15:42,740 Well, that's not... 368 00:15:42,760 --> 00:15:45,700 Have you ever sat at home listening to the sound of traffic going by? 369 00:15:45,973 --> 00:15:48,180 Let White Seal Windows give you a free quote 370 00:15:48,200 --> 00:15:49,859 and up to a 20% discount, 371 00:15:49,879 --> 00:15:51,700 and give your ears the holiday they deserve. 372 00:15:51,720 --> 00:15:53,793 Ts & Cs, participating stores only. 373 00:15:53,813 --> 00:15:56,073 For more information, visit www.whiteseal.org. 374 00:15:56,093 --> 00:15:57,660 Conditions apply. I'm so sorry, 375 00:15:57,680 --> 00:15:59,860 I've got to do two every minute or something like that 376 00:15:59,880 --> 00:16:01,720 for the sponsors. It's really annoying. 377 00:16:03,120 --> 00:16:05,180 I'm back with Steve Pemberton. 378 00:16:05,200 --> 00:16:07,006 So, Steve, you started off 379 00:16:07,026 --> 00:16:08,673 at the Edinburgh Fringe, didn't you? 380 00:16:08,693 --> 00:16:10,700 Now, that was in nineteen-ninety...? 381 00:16:10,720 --> 00:16:11,740 Six. 382 00:16:11,760 --> 00:16:13,740 Right, OK, so I was... 383 00:16:13,760 --> 00:16:15,626 Well, I was there last 2018, 384 00:16:15,646 --> 00:16:18,540 that was with Mr Swallow And The Vanishing Elephant. But I... 385 00:16:18,560 --> 00:16:20,700 God, that was my 12th show? Was it my 12th? 386 00:16:20,839 --> 00:16:23,780 So, there was Hello, It's Mr Swallow, Mr Swallow The Musical, 387 00:16:23,800 --> 00:16:25,286 Mr Swallow's Christmas Carol. That was... 388 00:16:25,306 --> 00:16:26,479 - Nick, I've got to... - Yes. 389 00:16:26,499 --> 00:16:28,540 So, Steve, we have reached the summit. 390 00:16:28,560 --> 00:16:30,099 What's next for you? 391 00:16:30,119 --> 00:16:32,900 Ah, well, this has only just been confirmed, actually, 392 00:16:32,920 --> 00:16:34,886 so it's hot off the press, 393 00:16:35,186 --> 00:16:37,660 but, yeah, I'm going to be playing a part, quite a big part, 394 00:16:37,680 --> 00:16:40,126 in a major new series for Amazon, 395 00:16:40,146 --> 00:16:42,699 so I'm going to be heading out to Los Angeles, 396 00:16:42,719 --> 00:16:44,860 where I'm going to be there for, yeah, about seven years. 397 00:16:44,880 --> 00:16:46,740 So that sounds like quite a big commitment, then? 398 00:16:46,760 --> 00:16:49,380 Cos I thought, weren't you and Reece working on a new show for the BBC? 399 00:16:49,753 --> 00:16:52,100 Well, no, I mean, I'm not going to be doing that now but... 400 00:16:52,120 --> 00:16:53,380 Uh, to be honest, 401 00:16:53,400 --> 00:16:56,686 I was never really sure it was the right project for us to be... 402 00:16:57,306 --> 00:16:59,940 to be doing but, yeah, yeah, 403 00:16:59,960 --> 00:17:01,880 you know, never say never and... 404 00:17:02,440 --> 00:17:05,460 there's always new ways of communicating 405 00:17:05,753 --> 00:17:08,399 with emails and... and Zoom. 406 00:17:08,419 --> 00:17:10,940 So, yeah, hopefully we can carry on 407 00:17:10,960 --> 00:17:12,406 developing the project. 408 00:17:12,426 --> 00:17:14,040 Well, as luck would have it, 409 00:17:14,060 --> 00:17:17,420 I'm actually joined by your partner in crime, Reece Shearsmith. 410 00:17:17,440 --> 00:17:19,353 Reece, welcome to Mountain To Mohammed. 411 00:17:19,373 --> 00:17:20,893 What do you make of Steve's new job? 412 00:17:20,913 --> 00:17:23,480 Yeah, it's great news. Yeah. I've not really heard much about it. 413 00:17:23,500 --> 00:17:25,560 I can't wait for him to explain it all to me. 414 00:17:26,373 --> 00:17:27,980 Well, there's nothing to explain. 415 00:17:28,000 --> 00:17:30,413 You know, you go for an audition, you don't know if you're going to get it, 416 00:17:30,433 --> 00:17:31,980 and on this occasion, I got it. 417 00:17:32,000 --> 00:17:33,820 So, it's all whims, isn't it? 418 00:17:33,840 --> 00:17:34,940 It is all whims. 419 00:17:34,960 --> 00:17:36,380 I mean, when I auditioned for Lasso... 420 00:17:36,400 --> 00:17:38,940 But you don't audition for things when you've got your own project greenlit 421 00:17:38,960 --> 00:17:41,460 - and ready to go, though, do you? - It wasn't greenlit. 422 00:17:41,480 --> 00:17:43,226 We were commissioned to write a script, 423 00:17:43,246 --> 00:17:45,106 - which we'd barely even started... - Barely started? 424 00:17:45,126 --> 00:17:46,980 We've been working on it for six months! 425 00:17:47,000 --> 00:17:48,140 Guys... 426 00:17:48,307 --> 00:17:49,380 Guys. 427 00:17:49,560 --> 00:17:53,100 In a perfect world, we'd all have peace of mind 428 00:17:53,120 --> 00:17:54,540 all the time. 429 00:17:54,560 --> 00:17:56,140 At Wills Unlimited, 430 00:17:56,160 --> 00:17:59,700 we can give you that peace of mind from as little as £42. 431 00:17:59,720 --> 00:18:02,220 Ts & Cs. Subject to status. Over-18s only. 432 00:18:02,240 --> 00:18:04,180 Offer ends 31st March. Conditions apply. 433 00:18:04,393 --> 00:18:06,820 When did you go for this audition anyway? You never told me. 434 00:18:09,600 --> 00:18:10,780 I can't remember. 435 00:18:10,800 --> 00:18:13,220 I can tell you exactly when it was because I saw you there, didn't I? 436 00:18:13,240 --> 00:18:15,760 We were laughing cos you still had make-up on your face from filming. 437 00:18:15,780 --> 00:18:18,146 It was... December 15th. 438 00:18:18,266 --> 00:18:19,780 December 15th? 439 00:18:20,153 --> 00:18:21,980 The afternoon of December 15th? 440 00:18:22,000 --> 00:18:24,120 So, was this audition before or after you were rushed 441 00:18:24,153 --> 00:18:26,820 to hospital with a suspected brain aneurysm? 442 00:18:31,453 --> 00:18:33,680 So! We're here celebrating 443 00:18:33,767 --> 00:18:36,280 nine series of Inside No. 9. 444 00:18:36,333 --> 00:18:38,086 It is an incredible achievement, guys. 445 00:18:38,133 --> 00:18:40,493 You must be over the moon. Could you put it into words? 446 00:18:44,640 --> 00:18:45,879 No, I've probably got enough. 447 00:18:45,899 --> 00:18:47,780 I can... I can... I can build it in the edit anyway. 448 00:18:47,800 --> 00:18:50,500 Um, it is so nice to see you both! 449 00:18:52,160 --> 00:18:54,660 I hope you're not going to smash his head in with a Bafta. 450 00:18:58,640 --> 00:19:01,180 You lying fucking monster. 451 00:19:01,200 --> 00:19:04,220 Are you actually saying that to me or are you doing an Inside No. 9 quote? 452 00:19:04,240 --> 00:19:05,293 Both. 453 00:19:05,313 --> 00:19:07,300 OK, well, look, I'm sorry I lied to you. 454 00:19:07,320 --> 00:19:09,780 - I just didn't think you'd understand. - No, I don't understand. 455 00:19:09,800 --> 00:19:11,500 Please clarify the situation for me. 456 00:19:11,520 --> 00:19:14,919 OK, look, we both know we've reached the end of the road with this project. 457 00:19:14,939 --> 00:19:16,540 I just wanted to see what else is out there. 458 00:19:16,560 --> 00:19:18,860 "This project"? What am I, a science experiment? 459 00:19:18,880 --> 00:19:20,513 No, but it is the perfect time for us 460 00:19:20,533 --> 00:19:22,940 to try and do new things independent of each other. 461 00:19:22,960 --> 00:19:24,580 We're not joined at the hip, are we? 462 00:19:24,600 --> 00:19:26,352 No, and I never said we were, but this is bigger than that. 463 00:19:26,373 --> 00:19:27,620 This feels like a statement. 464 00:19:27,640 --> 00:19:29,220 I knew you'd make things difficult. 465 00:19:29,240 --> 00:19:31,919 Why can't you just be pleased for me? Everyone else is. 466 00:19:31,939 --> 00:19:33,460 What? I am pleased for you! 467 00:19:33,480 --> 00:19:36,513 I'm very happy that you're going to go off and work with exciting new people 468 00:19:36,533 --> 00:19:38,000 and earn lots and lots of money! 469 00:19:38,026 --> 00:19:39,700 You must feel very important. Well done. 470 00:19:39,720 --> 00:19:42,380 But at the end of the day, Steve, it's just a television programme. 471 00:19:42,400 --> 00:19:44,060 It'll be on and then it won't be on. 472 00:19:44,080 --> 00:19:46,620 Like you've always said, it'll just be another line on your CV. 473 00:19:46,640 --> 00:19:47,860 OK. 474 00:19:47,880 --> 00:19:51,006 - OK, well, I don't want to spoil tonight. - Oh, you don't want to spoil tonight? 475 00:19:51,026 --> 00:19:53,020 Well, I'm afraid that ship has already sailed. 476 00:19:53,040 --> 00:19:54,740 If you want to know the truth, Reece, 477 00:19:54,760 --> 00:19:56,580 I feel like you have been holding me back! 478 00:19:56,600 --> 00:19:57,980 Oh, you fucking what?! 479 00:19:58,000 --> 00:20:00,180 - Oh, hiya! - Not now, Amanda! 480 00:20:00,200 --> 00:20:02,739 Fuck's sake, I'm growing a monkey tail here! 481 00:20:03,046 --> 00:20:04,633 I just feel, as an actor, 482 00:20:04,653 --> 00:20:06,540 I've not been free to give certain performances. 483 00:20:06,560 --> 00:20:08,420 - Oh, that's rubbish! - It's not rubbish! 484 00:20:08,440 --> 00:20:10,180 I get overlooked for so many things 485 00:20:10,200 --> 00:20:11,553 cos we come as a package! 486 00:20:11,573 --> 00:20:13,580 "The boys! Steve and Reece." 487 00:20:13,600 --> 00:20:15,540 I want to be me in something in my own right! 488 00:20:15,560 --> 00:20:17,620 Well, you did Death In Paradise. 489 00:20:17,640 --> 00:20:19,980 I'm not talking about fucking Death In Paradise! 490 00:20:20,000 --> 00:20:22,420 I'm talking about big American things 491 00:20:22,440 --> 00:20:24,340 with a seven-series character arc, 492 00:20:24,360 --> 00:20:26,806 not these little half-hour nothings. 493 00:20:26,920 --> 00:20:28,660 Every fourth one a dud. 494 00:20:28,680 --> 00:20:31,340 Look, I told you I don't begrudge you that. I don't care about the job. 495 00:20:31,360 --> 00:20:33,793 I care about me and you, if you can imagine that. 496 00:20:33,813 --> 00:20:35,766 I'm not going to see you for seven years. 497 00:20:35,786 --> 00:20:37,320 That's all I'm thinking about. 498 00:20:37,340 --> 00:20:40,013 Who am I going to sit in a stupid little office and have a laugh with? 499 00:20:40,520 --> 00:20:42,913 When I come in in the morning with two coffees, and you're lying on the floor 500 00:20:42,946 --> 00:20:44,953 with a pen sticking out of your ear pretending to be dead, 501 00:20:44,973 --> 00:20:46,740 and we cry laughing about it for ten minutes. 502 00:20:46,760 --> 00:20:48,020 I'm going to miss that! 503 00:20:48,040 --> 00:20:50,380 Yeah, well, that joke hasn't been funny for years. 504 00:20:50,400 --> 00:20:51,740 Not since Psychoville. 505 00:20:51,760 --> 00:20:54,620 Yeah, well, whatever. I'm just saying I'm going to miss you! 506 00:20:54,640 --> 00:20:55,820 You're my best friend. 507 00:20:55,840 --> 00:20:57,660 Are you quoting Merrily, Merrily now? 508 00:20:57,680 --> 00:20:59,500 No! I mean it. 509 00:21:00,706 --> 00:21:03,120 I was so frightened when you collapsed. 510 00:21:03,513 --> 00:21:05,793 Or fucking pretended to collapse. 511 00:21:07,133 --> 00:21:09,793 I thought you were going to die and I was going to lose you, 512 00:21:10,040 --> 00:21:11,366 and now I am going to lose you, 513 00:21:11,407 --> 00:21:13,487 and I've barely got any real friends as it is. 514 00:21:17,126 --> 00:21:18,266 Reece, 515 00:21:19,279 --> 00:21:21,533 we've been working together so long now... 516 00:21:22,680 --> 00:21:25,000 I don't even know if we are friends any more. 517 00:21:29,206 --> 00:21:30,866 Oh, there you are! 518 00:21:31,433 --> 00:21:33,373 Oh, sorry, am I interrupting something? 519 00:21:33,394 --> 00:21:34,560 No. 520 00:21:35,160 --> 00:21:36,340 It doesn't matter. 521 00:21:36,360 --> 00:21:37,700 Just to let you know, 522 00:21:37,720 --> 00:21:39,260 we're watching the film now, so if you want to... 523 00:21:39,313 --> 00:21:41,233 Sure. Yeah, thanks. 524 00:22:40,680 --> 00:22:42,366 - I'm just going to grab a drink. - Yeah. 525 00:22:42,386 --> 00:22:44,100 No, no, this isn't right. 526 00:22:44,120 --> 00:22:45,940 She's charged me for two Cokes. 527 00:22:45,960 --> 00:22:47,353 Hi, Jase. 528 00:22:47,373 --> 00:22:48,686 Ah! Hey, Steve! 529 00:22:49,226 --> 00:22:50,560 Congratulations. 530 00:22:51,640 --> 00:22:54,140 I mean, about the Divine Comedy. You must be thrilled. 531 00:22:54,160 --> 00:22:56,580 - Who told you about that? - Rosie Cavaliero. 532 00:22:57,493 --> 00:22:59,253 No, no, I am, I am excited. 533 00:22:59,273 --> 00:23:00,820 It's a new start and all that. 534 00:23:00,840 --> 00:23:03,380 You know, the Yanks, they're... they're so driven. 535 00:23:03,400 --> 00:23:04,820 You're going to love it out there. 536 00:23:04,840 --> 00:23:06,820 I mean, you have to pay for your own cars 537 00:23:06,840 --> 00:23:08,940 but I know this scheme where you can claim it back. 538 00:23:08,960 --> 00:23:10,080 Really? 539 00:23:11,526 --> 00:23:12,853 Hello? 540 00:23:16,680 --> 00:23:18,120 Goodbye, everyone. 541 00:23:19,760 --> 00:23:21,640 - _ - Hello. 542 00:23:25,680 --> 00:23:27,233 _ 543 00:23:27,327 --> 00:23:28,466 Oh! Yeah! 544 00:23:29,540 --> 00:23:31,520 _ 545 00:23:32,099 --> 00:23:33,673 Plodding On. 546 00:23:33,947 --> 00:23:36,753 _ 547 00:23:36,800 --> 00:23:38,293 Oh, no, no, no. 548 00:23:38,320 --> 00:23:41,526 The next project's focus is a detective drama 549 00:23:41,587 --> 00:23:43,820 called Plodding On. 550 00:23:43,880 --> 00:23:45,126 _ 551 00:23:46,640 --> 00:23:48,533 _ 552 00:23:48,653 --> 00:23:49,940 Well... 553 00:24:12,686 --> 00:24:14,026 Hello? 554 00:24:14,513 --> 00:24:15,953 Sorry, say again? 555 00:24:17,200 --> 00:24:19,200 No, hang on, I can't hear you. One sec. 556 00:24:40,760 --> 00:24:42,206 Steve. Steve, 557 00:24:42,360 --> 00:24:44,378 - I'd like to talk to you about... - Yeah, one second, Robin. 558 00:24:44,399 --> 00:24:45,779 - Just give me one second. - bus episode. 559 00:24:45,800 --> 00:24:47,400 - I'll come back to you in a sec. - But... 560 00:24:57,680 --> 00:24:59,860 _ 561 00:25:01,400 --> 00:25:02,880 Oh, good riddance. 562 00:25:03,806 --> 00:25:05,193 Good riddance. 563 00:25:13,640 --> 00:25:15,880 So, it would be like a different case every week, 564 00:25:15,900 --> 00:25:17,500 and we play the detectives. 565 00:25:17,520 --> 00:25:19,146 And there's a script already commissioned. 566 00:25:19,166 --> 00:25:20,780 It's... it's pretty much greenlit. 567 00:25:20,800 --> 00:25:21,980 Right. 568 00:25:22,073 --> 00:25:24,020 And why aren't you doing it with Steve? 569 00:25:24,040 --> 00:25:26,833 Oh, well, you know, we're at the end of this project. 570 00:25:26,853 --> 00:25:28,500 We're not joined at the hip, are we? 571 00:25:28,520 --> 00:25:29,540 No, no. 572 00:25:30,166 --> 00:25:33,340 I'm just not sure I want to do another detective thing 573 00:25:33,513 --> 00:25:36,233 - after, you know... - Midsomer Murders? 574 00:25:36,492 --> 00:25:37,733 Sherlock. 575 00:25:37,766 --> 00:25:39,286 Oh, oh, yeah, of course, yeah. 576 00:25:39,306 --> 00:25:41,173 Well, I just thought it would be, you know, lovely 577 00:25:41,193 --> 00:25:42,953 to work together again, you know. 578 00:25:43,033 --> 00:25:44,873 It could be... Could be really fun. 579 00:25:45,793 --> 00:25:46,953 Yeah. 580 00:25:47,493 --> 00:25:48,513 Definitely. 581 00:25:48,560 --> 00:25:50,420 So, what... what do you think? 582 00:25:50,579 --> 00:25:52,020 Tell you what, 583 00:25:52,040 --> 00:25:53,820 why not send it to my agent? 584 00:25:53,840 --> 00:25:55,980 Then it all goes through the proper channels 585 00:25:56,000 --> 00:25:58,066 and then it's a lot easier for me to... 586 00:25:58,226 --> 00:25:59,580 Say no. 587 00:26:00,100 --> 00:26:01,413 Yeah. 588 00:26:02,286 --> 00:26:03,500 OK. 589 00:26:03,520 --> 00:26:06,086 Anyway, I've got to go, I just had the call. 590 00:26:06,366 --> 00:26:07,860 Great to talk to you, love. 591 00:26:07,880 --> 00:26:09,300 - OK. - Enjoy tonight. 592 00:26:09,320 --> 00:26:12,120 - Will do. See you, Mark. - Yeah. Bye. 593 00:26:14,466 --> 00:26:16,460 Fucking hell, that was a close call. 594 00:26:16,480 --> 00:26:17,740 Mark... 595 00:26:17,933 --> 00:26:19,653 Mark, you've not hung up properly. 596 00:26:39,713 --> 00:26:41,199 Reece? Are you in there? 597 00:26:41,880 --> 00:26:43,873 "I've taken some tablets." 598 00:26:43,900 --> 00:26:45,300 Stop it! 599 00:26:46,480 --> 00:26:48,600 - Are you coming out? - No. 600 00:26:48,806 --> 00:26:50,660 My mum's ordered me a biryani. 601 00:26:50,680 --> 00:26:53,400 Just come out, please. I've got something to tell you. 602 00:26:54,840 --> 00:26:56,580 There's been a twist. 603 00:26:59,280 --> 00:27:00,693 Has it been seeded? 604 00:27:00,713 --> 00:27:02,533 Unfortunately not. 605 00:27:03,226 --> 00:27:05,413 Oh. Fortunately, it doesn't matter, does it? 606 00:27:05,433 --> 00:27:07,460 You've got your big, massive American job to look forward to. 607 00:27:07,480 --> 00:27:09,700 Well, unfortunately I've just had a call from my agent. 608 00:27:09,720 --> 00:27:11,540 Apparently if I still want that job, 609 00:27:11,560 --> 00:27:13,639 I've got to go back in and re-audition. 610 00:27:13,873 --> 00:27:16,513 Some other actor's thrown his hat into the ring, 611 00:27:16,533 --> 00:27:18,300 and the director's really excited. 612 00:27:18,320 --> 00:27:20,760 - Who? - Fucking Tim Key. 613 00:27:22,000 --> 00:27:24,520 - Well, he'll probably get it now. - I know! 614 00:27:25,207 --> 00:27:26,647 What are you going to do? 615 00:27:28,013 --> 00:27:29,193 I don't know. 616 00:27:29,320 --> 00:27:30,940 I don't want to re-audition. 617 00:27:31,493 --> 00:27:33,140 The script was terrible. 618 00:27:33,160 --> 00:27:34,740 It was like a pig wrote it. 619 00:27:35,173 --> 00:27:36,573 Course! 620 00:27:38,140 --> 00:27:39,380 What would you do? 621 00:27:39,400 --> 00:27:41,100 Oh, don't ask me. 622 00:27:41,340 --> 00:27:43,820 I'm just stuck here doing my little nothings, aren't I? 623 00:27:44,293 --> 00:27:46,180 Plodding On, double D? 624 00:27:46,200 --> 00:27:47,260 Yeah. 625 00:27:47,280 --> 00:27:48,740 Oh, I don't know. 626 00:27:48,760 --> 00:27:50,800 I'm not even sure about that any more. 627 00:27:51,633 --> 00:27:54,073 Won't be the same doing it on my own. 628 00:27:59,173 --> 00:28:02,180 ? If you're going to cry... ? 629 00:28:02,201 --> 00:28:03,681 - Don't. - Sorry. 630 00:28:06,920 --> 00:28:08,346 I am sorry. 631 00:28:11,800 --> 00:28:13,400 So, what shall we do, then? 632 00:28:16,293 --> 00:28:18,146 There is a third option. 633 00:28:18,939 --> 00:28:20,180 What? 634 00:28:20,267 --> 00:28:22,067 _ 635 00:28:48,766 --> 00:28:50,020 _ 636 00:28:56,320 --> 00:29:01,320 www.subtitulamos.tv