1 00:00:04,437 --> 00:00:05,313 _ 2 00:00:05,337 --> 00:00:08,582 _ 3 00:00:08,606 --> 00:00:10,942 _ 4 00:00:10,966 --> 00:00:12,966 _ 5 00:00:14,396 --> 00:00:17,414 _ 6 00:00:18,590 --> 00:00:19,629 Ah, God! 7 00:00:19,654 --> 00:00:21,879 I'm just taking your blood pressure, Eric. 8 00:00:21,968 --> 00:00:23,536 It's too tight. Stop. 9 00:00:25,033 --> 00:00:26,802 Ms. Cartman, I'm extremely worried 10 00:00:26,827 --> 00:00:28,562 about your son's health. 11 00:00:28,662 --> 00:00:30,564 His blood pressure, his cholesterol. 12 00:00:30,889 --> 00:00:32,791 I think it's time for some drastic measures 13 00:00:32,816 --> 00:00:34,217 to bring down his weight. 14 00:00:34,242 --> 00:00:36,178 Oh, God, here we go with this shit again. 15 00:00:36,203 --> 00:00:39,378 Doctor, we try to have Eric eat right and exercise, 16 00:00:39,403 --> 00:00:41,709 but it just doesn't seem to work for him. 17 00:00:41,809 --> 00:00:44,043 Well, there might be another answer. 18 00:00:44,077 --> 00:00:46,770 Have you heard of semaglutides? 19 00:00:48,256 --> 00:00:49,492 Semaglutides? 20 00:00:49,517 --> 00:00:51,723 They're the active ingredient in Ozempic, 21 00:00:51,748 --> 00:00:53,784 a drug originally made for people with diabetes 22 00:00:53,809 --> 00:00:55,401 but we've now discovered 23 00:00:55,426 --> 00:00:58,392 they can help obese people lose vast amounts of weight. 24 00:00:59,012 --> 00:01:00,590 Really? 25 00:01:00,861 --> 00:01:02,438 It's a whole new era of medicine. 26 00:01:02,463 --> 00:01:03,931 A miracle, really. 27 00:01:04,124 --> 00:01:08,028 Young man, how would you like to not be fat anymore? 28 00:01:10,157 --> 00:01:11,895 Not be fat anymore? 29 00:01:12,727 --> 00:01:13,980 Me? 30 00:01:14,475 --> 00:01:16,377 Not fat anymore? 31 00:01:20,676 --> 00:01:22,371 Hey, guys! 32 00:01:22,816 --> 00:01:25,719 How's it going? Good to see you guys. 33 00:01:25,970 --> 00:01:27,772 Hey, Wendy, you want to know something? 34 00:01:27,797 --> 00:01:29,465 - What? - You're a dumb bitch. 35 00:01:29,490 --> 00:01:31,041 - Oh, yeah? - Yeah. 36 00:01:31,066 --> 00:01:32,935 You're a dumb bitch and you got saggy tits. 37 00:01:32,960 --> 00:01:35,003 Oh, yeah, Cartman? Well, you're a... 38 00:01:35,028 --> 00:01:36,582 You're a... 39 00:01:38,496 --> 00:01:39,408 Sweet! 40 00:01:39,433 --> 00:01:41,134 Oh, hey. Hey, Kyle. 41 00:01:41,280 --> 00:01:43,773 Kyle, guess what? You're a totally ugly ginger 42 00:01:43,798 --> 00:01:45,500 and your religion is fucking bullshit. 43 00:01:45,525 --> 00:01:47,327 Oh, yeah? Well, you're a... 44 00:01:47,411 --> 00:01:49,843 You're a... uh... Damn it! 45 00:01:50,709 --> 00:01:52,713 Yeah! Awesome! 46 00:01:53,326 --> 00:01:55,992 Hey, hello there, Pakistan. 47 00:01:56,017 --> 00:01:59,220 Your whole country is fucking dumb and it smells like ass. 48 00:01:59,245 --> 00:02:01,795 Okay, Pakistan? Why don't you get your shit together? 49 00:02:03,023 --> 00:02:06,092 Oh, yeah? Well, you are normal person! 50 00:02:06,373 --> 00:02:09,204 You are... very average-looking. 51 00:02:09,229 --> 00:02:12,045 Fuck yeah, dawg. This is fucking nice! 52 00:02:13,777 --> 00:02:16,660 Wow. Could this really happen? 53 00:02:16,685 --> 00:02:19,715 Doctor, is it really true I can not be fat? 54 00:02:19,815 --> 00:02:21,784 It's really true, young man. 55 00:02:21,884 --> 00:02:24,319 How much do these new drugs cost? 56 00:02:24,419 --> 00:02:27,890 Well, they aren't cheap. It's about $1,200 a month. 57 00:02:27,990 --> 00:02:30,793 Oh, I don't know if we can afford that. 58 00:02:30,893 --> 00:02:32,127 Oh. All right. 59 00:02:32,152 --> 00:02:34,221 Well, never mind, Eric. Have a good day. 60 00:02:34,607 --> 00:02:35,731 Never mind? 61 00:02:35,756 --> 00:02:37,466 You can't just tell me there's a new miracle drug 62 00:02:37,491 --> 00:02:39,935 that'll make me not fat anymore, then say fucking "never mind"! 63 00:02:39,960 --> 00:02:41,837 Insurance companies only cover the medication 64 00:02:41,862 --> 00:02:43,785 for diabetes, not for weight loss. 65 00:02:43,810 --> 00:02:46,075 So if you can't afford them, you're just kind of out of luck. 66 00:02:46,100 --> 00:02:49,311 Doctor, please, I've been fat my whole life. 67 00:02:49,411 --> 00:02:50,979 I hate how I look. 68 00:02:51,504 --> 00:02:54,834 Please, there has to be something you can do. 69 00:02:56,059 --> 00:02:57,427 All right. 70 00:02:57,452 --> 00:02:59,922 I'm gonna write you a prescription for Lizzo. 71 00:02:59,947 --> 00:03:02,124 - Lizzo? - She's a really good singer 72 00:03:02,149 --> 00:03:04,606 who talks about body positivity and just being happy 73 00:03:04,631 --> 00:03:05,801 with the way you look. 74 00:03:05,826 --> 00:03:07,596 I want you to listen to Lizzo five times a day 75 00:03:07,621 --> 00:03:09,723 and watch her videos just before bedtime. 76 00:03:09,748 --> 00:03:12,167 Oh, and I'm afraid you'll have to be on Lizzo 77 00:03:12,192 --> 00:03:14,127 for the rest of your life. 78 00:03:14,962 --> 00:03:17,397 No! Lizzo, no! 79 00:03:19,631 --> 00:03:20,709 Oh, my God! 80 00:03:20,734 --> 00:03:23,176 A new weight-loss drug, one that's been described 81 00:03:23,201 --> 00:03:24,479 - as a game changer... -Patients with obesity 82 00:03:24,504 --> 00:03:26,950 lost up to 17.5% of their body weight... 83 00:03:26,975 --> 00:03:30,170 The drug works by mimicking a naturally carried hormone 84 00:03:30,195 --> 00:03:31,764 that is released from the gut... 85 00:03:35,683 --> 00:03:37,425 One hot topic everyone in Hollywood 86 00:03:37,450 --> 00:03:40,178 still seems to be talking about is Ozempic. 87 00:03:43,891 --> 00:03:45,762 Obesity is a biological condition... 88 00:03:45,787 --> 00:03:48,365 Are these new drugs a silver bullet for weight loss? 89 00:03:52,633 --> 00:03:55,877 It will be the most lucrative drug ever made. 90 00:03:56,369 --> 00:04:00,473 www.subtitulamos.tv 91 00:04:17,225 --> 00:04:19,559 Whoa, whoa, whoa, where are you going? 92 00:04:20,594 --> 00:04:22,295 I'm going to school. 93 00:04:22,395 --> 00:04:24,665 Not looking like that you aren't. 94 00:04:25,108 --> 00:04:26,809 Not looking like what? 95 00:04:26,834 --> 00:04:28,473 We've talked about this, Shelley. 96 00:04:28,498 --> 00:04:30,067 You don't go to school wearing shirts 97 00:04:30,092 --> 00:04:31,605 that show off your body like that. 98 00:04:32,373 --> 00:04:34,692 All the girls at school dress like this, Dad. 99 00:04:34,717 --> 00:04:36,418 Mom already said it was okay. 100 00:04:36,443 --> 00:04:40,213 - What? - It's really just the fashion now, Randy. 101 00:04:40,388 --> 00:04:41,990 I don't care if it's the fashion, 102 00:04:42,015 --> 00:04:43,992 I don't want my innocent little daughter 103 00:04:44,017 --> 00:04:46,865 going to school dressed like a cum whore. 104 00:04:47,054 --> 00:04:48,455 Go put on a different shirt. 105 00:04:48,555 --> 00:04:50,098 No. I don't have to. 106 00:04:50,123 --> 00:04:51,892 My body's not a distraction, it's perfect, 107 00:04:51,917 --> 00:04:53,761 and you can't tell me what to do. 108 00:04:53,936 --> 00:04:55,938 You're gonna get stared at all day. 109 00:04:55,963 --> 00:04:57,865 Little boys are perverts. 110 00:04:58,040 --> 00:04:59,975 Mom already said I could wear it! 111 00:05:00,000 --> 00:05:02,052 Mom already said I could wear it! 112 00:05:02,077 --> 00:05:03,411 You're stupid. 113 00:05:03,436 --> 00:05:05,247 The school says girls can wear shirts like this 114 00:05:05,272 --> 00:05:06,707 so I can do what I want! 115 00:05:06,883 --> 00:05:08,684 Okay, cool, then maybe I'll just wear 116 00:05:08,709 --> 00:05:11,679 whatever I want to school to come pick you up later! 117 00:05:11,779 --> 00:05:13,180 Go ahead! 118 00:05:15,983 --> 00:05:19,037 She's gonna be fine, Randy. She's just growing up. 119 00:05:19,062 --> 00:05:20,663 Oh, she's gonna be fine? 120 00:05:20,717 --> 00:05:23,512 Okay. Mark my words. 121 00:05:23,537 --> 00:05:26,368 If you walk around wearing a shirt that exposes your belly, 122 00:05:26,393 --> 00:05:28,345 you end up with a bad group of people 123 00:05:28,370 --> 00:05:30,138 doing a bunch of drugs. 124 00:05:30,163 --> 00:05:31,623 You'll see. 125 00:05:40,007 --> 00:05:42,117 Randy was really upset, but I don't know, 126 00:05:42,142 --> 00:05:43,986 I just don't see what the big deal is. 127 00:05:44,011 --> 00:05:46,454 Do you let Wendy wear crop tops to school? 128 00:05:46,479 --> 00:05:47,690 Yeah, sometimes. 129 00:05:47,715 --> 00:05:49,489 I think it's fine when girls wear them. 130 00:05:49,514 --> 00:05:51,459 What I can't stand is all the middle-aged moms 131 00:05:51,484 --> 00:05:53,461 wearing them now 'cause they're all on Ozempic. 132 00:05:53,486 --> 00:05:56,799 - Who's on Ozempic? - Oh, Butter's mom, Craig's mom. 133 00:05:56,824 --> 00:05:59,242 A bunch of women use it to lose that last five pounds 134 00:05:59,267 --> 00:06:01,336 and show off their stomachs. 135 00:06:01,436 --> 00:06:03,338 Oh, hey, guys. How's it going? 136 00:06:03,363 --> 00:06:04,965 Just getting some coffee? 137 00:06:05,065 --> 00:06:07,819 Hi, Linda. You're, uh, looking good. 138 00:06:07,844 --> 00:06:09,712 Oh, yeah, you know, just working out a lot, 139 00:06:09,737 --> 00:06:11,571 doing Pilates and stuff. 140 00:06:11,671 --> 00:06:13,081 Uh-huh, sure. 141 00:06:13,106 --> 00:06:15,050 Kind of cold out, isn't it, Linda? 142 00:06:15,150 --> 00:06:16,551 Oh, no, I'm not cold. 143 00:06:16,576 --> 00:06:18,353 Not with all the running I'm doing lately 144 00:06:18,378 --> 00:06:20,488 - to work on my core. - Hey, ladies. 145 00:06:20,513 --> 00:06:22,624 Boy, it sure is chilly out this morning, huh? 146 00:06:22,649 --> 00:06:25,853 Yeah, I sure hope summer comes soon. 147 00:06:25,953 --> 00:06:28,055 Yeah, uh, we, uh, we got to get going. 148 00:06:28,080 --> 00:06:30,148 We'll see you guys around. 149 00:06:30,398 --> 00:06:32,434 Linda, you look really good. 150 00:06:32,459 --> 00:06:34,402 Which obesity drugs are you taking? 151 00:06:34,427 --> 00:06:37,239 Drugs? I-I'm not taking any drugs. 152 00:06:37,264 --> 00:06:39,099 I'm just hiking and lifting weights. 153 00:06:39,124 --> 00:06:41,543 Oh, Linda, you don't have to be shy with us. 154 00:06:41,568 --> 00:06:44,747 I'm using Ozempic and Laura's using Mounjaro. 155 00:06:44,772 --> 00:06:46,273 Come on, what are you on? 156 00:06:46,448 --> 00:06:50,152 Oh, well, the truth is, Ozempic gave me the shits 157 00:06:50,177 --> 00:06:52,045 so I switched to Zepbound. 158 00:06:52,145 --> 00:06:53,889 Ooh, Zepbound's the same as Mounjaro, 159 00:06:53,914 --> 00:06:56,551 but you don't have to have the diabetes to get it, right? 160 00:06:56,576 --> 00:06:59,094 Yeah, I think Zepbound is the one Tweek's mom is doing. 161 00:06:59,119 --> 00:07:01,512 Who had the half-caff venti chai latte? 162 00:07:01,537 --> 00:07:03,031 Oh, that's me. 163 00:07:03,056 --> 00:07:04,299 Listen, girls, we're doing the party 164 00:07:04,324 --> 00:07:06,137 at my house this afternoon, okay? 165 00:07:06,162 --> 00:07:08,973 - Okay, sounds good. - The-the party? 166 00:07:08,998 --> 00:07:11,373 Yeah, you know, the obesity drugs are so hard to get, 167 00:07:11,398 --> 00:07:13,942 all the girls meet up and share drugs and talk about them. 168 00:07:13,967 --> 00:07:16,506 - You got to come. - Okay, I will. 169 00:07:23,089 --> 00:07:24,424 Hey, Kyle. 170 00:07:24,449 --> 00:07:26,051 Kyle, can you come talk to Eric for a minute? 171 00:07:26,076 --> 00:07:27,155 He's really upset. 172 00:07:27,180 --> 00:07:29,049 Cartman's upset? So what? 173 00:07:29,224 --> 00:07:31,126 He's been crying all day and now he's just sitting 174 00:07:31,151 --> 00:07:33,256 on the merry-go-round all by himself. 175 00:07:43,312 --> 00:07:44,303 What's wrong with you? 176 00:07:45,940 --> 00:07:47,022 Nothing. 177 00:07:49,137 --> 00:07:51,572 Okay, Cartman, obviously something's wrong. 178 00:07:52,436 --> 00:07:54,041 I'm just fat. 179 00:07:54,320 --> 00:07:56,222 And I'm always gonna be fat. 180 00:07:59,146 --> 00:08:00,613 Is this a trick? 181 00:08:00,713 --> 00:08:02,149 I'm just... 182 00:08:02,249 --> 00:08:04,126 there's these new medications that can treat obesity, 183 00:08:04,151 --> 00:08:06,019 but my mom can't afford them. 184 00:08:06,334 --> 00:08:09,832 I'm-I'm just a poor, fat kid. 185 00:08:10,318 --> 00:08:12,186 Poor little fat kid. 186 00:08:12,858 --> 00:08:15,188 Okay, Cartman, if your doctor wants to put you on medication, 187 00:08:15,213 --> 00:08:16,747 your insurance will pay for it. 188 00:08:16,772 --> 00:08:19,808 No, they said the insurance won't pay for it 'cause, um, 189 00:08:19,833 --> 00:08:22,051 they're kind of new drugs, and so the only people 190 00:08:22,076 --> 00:08:24,922 that can get them are people who can pay 1,200 bucks a month 191 00:08:24,947 --> 00:08:27,240 and the rest of us get this. 192 00:08:27,449 --> 00:08:29,751 - What's this? - It's a prescription for Lizzo. 193 00:08:29,776 --> 00:08:33,168 Rich people get Ozempic, poor people get body positivity. 194 00:08:33,193 --> 00:08:35,157 They can't just give medication to rich people. 195 00:08:35,413 --> 00:08:36,747 Well, that's what they're doing. 196 00:08:36,936 --> 00:08:38,700 Well, did you talk to the insurance company? 197 00:08:38,725 --> 00:08:39,926 Did you file a claim? 198 00:08:39,951 --> 00:08:41,453 Let's go down there and talk to them. 199 00:08:41,478 --> 00:08:43,248 See? I knew Kyle could help. 200 00:08:43,351 --> 00:08:45,286 When it comes to your health, you got to be tough, dude. 201 00:08:45,311 --> 00:08:47,701 You got to have some fucking willpower, okay? 202 00:08:49,584 --> 00:08:50,514 Okay. 203 00:09:00,617 --> 00:09:02,785 Oh, hey! Hey, Shelley! 204 00:09:02,998 --> 00:09:04,858 Over here, Shelley. 205 00:09:05,145 --> 00:09:07,412 Yeah, right here. It's Dad! 206 00:09:07,451 --> 00:09:09,057 I'm here to pick you up! 207 00:09:09,350 --> 00:09:11,159 Oh, my God. 208 00:09:11,184 --> 00:09:13,442 Oh, what? What's the problem, Shelley? 209 00:09:13,467 --> 00:09:16,561 Come on, sweetheart. Daddy's just here to get you! 210 00:09:16,586 --> 00:09:19,436 Tweek, come on, let's go, honey. Get your stuff. 211 00:09:20,969 --> 00:09:23,671 Oh, hey, Randy. Look at you. 212 00:09:25,132 --> 00:09:28,543 So, you're, uh, you're doing the thing, too, huh? 213 00:09:28,568 --> 00:09:30,712 - Doing-doing what thing? - Oh, come on, 214 00:09:30,737 --> 00:09:32,990 we can all be honest with each other. 215 00:09:33,015 --> 00:09:34,416 Those of us that can afford it 216 00:09:34,441 --> 00:09:37,044 have nothing to be ashamed of, right? 217 00:09:37,144 --> 00:09:40,014 You're, uh, you're into the drugs? 218 00:09:40,983 --> 00:09:43,858 - Well, yeah, I'm into drugs. - Yeah, me, too. 219 00:09:43,883 --> 00:09:46,253 - Whoa, really? - Yeah, I love them. 220 00:09:46,278 --> 00:09:49,064 Well, I'm more into drugs than probably anyone in this town. 221 00:09:49,089 --> 00:09:50,457 Well, then, what are you doing? 222 00:09:50,482 --> 00:09:52,968 - You got to come join the group. - There's a group? 223 00:09:52,993 --> 00:09:55,137 Yeah, a bunch of the girls, we get together and talk 224 00:09:55,162 --> 00:09:57,514 about all the different drugs and where we can get them. 225 00:09:57,539 --> 00:10:00,006 They're way harder to get these days. 226 00:10:00,114 --> 00:10:02,717 At Laura Tucker's house tomorrow, lunch. 227 00:10:02,742 --> 00:10:05,311 Come hang with the girls and we can share drugs. 228 00:10:07,302 --> 00:10:09,802 _ 229 00:10:14,232 --> 00:10:16,544 Wow, look at this place. 230 00:10:17,060 --> 00:10:19,962 Well, hello there. Looking to get some insurance? 231 00:10:20,161 --> 00:10:22,497 No. My friend's mom already has insurance with your company. 232 00:10:22,522 --> 00:10:24,933 Oh, great. You're here to pay your bill. 233 00:10:24,958 --> 00:10:27,077 No, no, we're not here to give you money. 234 00:10:27,102 --> 00:10:29,337 We're here to file a claim for my friend's medication. 235 00:10:29,362 --> 00:10:31,260 Oh, you want money from us. 236 00:10:31,285 --> 00:10:32,953 Right through that door over there. 237 00:10:39,790 --> 00:10:41,058 Hello. 238 00:10:41,622 --> 00:10:43,418 We want to file a claim to get my friend's 239 00:10:43,443 --> 00:10:44,711 weight-loss drugs paid for. 240 00:10:46,036 --> 00:10:47,214 Oh, okay. 241 00:10:57,056 --> 00:10:59,427 Do you want to know his policy number or anything? 242 00:11:00,802 --> 00:11:03,411 Let me-- let me just speak with our medical director first. 243 00:11:17,771 --> 00:11:19,325 Yeah, yeah, okay. 244 00:11:21,289 --> 00:11:23,691 Sorry, but we don't pay for medicines for obesity 245 00:11:23,716 --> 00:11:25,085 because it's not a disease. 246 00:11:26,034 --> 00:11:27,300 Who was that? 247 00:11:27,325 --> 00:11:28,830 That was the medical director. 248 00:11:28,855 --> 00:11:30,598 The medical director decides what claims are valid 249 00:11:30,623 --> 00:11:31,858 for us to pay for. 250 00:11:32,033 --> 00:11:33,235 But you didn't say who the patient was 251 00:11:33,260 --> 00:11:34,394 and what was wrong with him. 252 00:11:34,935 --> 00:11:37,172 Right. The medical director's job 253 00:11:37,197 --> 00:11:38,765 is just to say no. 254 00:11:38,940 --> 00:11:41,909 Look, my friend's mom has been paying you people for years, 255 00:11:41,934 --> 00:11:44,804 and his doctor says his weight is a medical concern, 256 00:11:44,829 --> 00:11:47,549 and obesity is a disease. Oprah Winfrey says so! 257 00:11:47,574 --> 00:11:50,577 Okay, okay, calm down. Calm... down. 258 00:11:50,753 --> 00:11:53,055 I didn't realize I was dealing with someone 259 00:11:53,080 --> 00:11:54,481 who had so much determination. 260 00:11:54,581 --> 00:11:56,183 If you do a little more work, I think we can get 261 00:11:56,208 --> 00:11:57,509 your medications paid for. 262 00:11:57,684 --> 00:11:58,904 W-We can? 263 00:11:58,929 --> 00:12:00,966 Yeah, you see, the doctors and the pharmaceutical companies 264 00:12:00,991 --> 00:12:03,456 and the insurance companies all kind of work together. 265 00:12:03,631 --> 00:12:05,767 So all you have to do is navigate 266 00:12:05,792 --> 00:12:07,818 the American health care system. 267 00:12:12,140 --> 00:12:15,810 * We're gonna navigate the American Health care system ? 268 00:12:15,835 --> 00:12:17,479 ? It's there for you and me ? 269 00:12:17,504 --> 00:12:18,605 Just fill out these forms. 270 00:12:18,630 --> 00:12:19,864 ? We're gonna get better ? 271 00:12:19,889 --> 00:12:21,449 ? And we're gonna be strong ? 272 00:12:21,474 --> 00:12:23,626 ? And as healthy as can be ? 273 00:12:23,651 --> 00:12:24,852 I need to send you to Imaging. 274 00:12:24,877 --> 00:12:27,622 ? Let's navigate the American Health care system ? 275 00:12:27,647 --> 00:12:29,048 Just fill out these forms. 276 00:12:29,073 --> 00:12:30,925 I just-- I just filled 'em out at the last place. 277 00:12:30,950 --> 00:12:33,459 ? It's so much fun to be getting it done ? 278 00:12:33,484 --> 00:12:35,052 I can't sign this for insurance. 279 00:12:35,077 --> 00:12:36,685 His original doctor needs to sign this. 280 00:12:36,798 --> 00:12:38,666 ? We go back to the doctor ? 281 00:12:38,691 --> 00:12:40,402 ? To get that thing for insurance ? 282 00:12:40,427 --> 00:12:42,443 ? Then go back to insurance... ? 283 00:12:49,043 --> 00:12:50,678 We need you to get a second opinion 284 00:12:50,703 --> 00:12:52,450 - from a doctor who's in network. - Ugh. 285 00:12:53,240 --> 00:12:56,476 ? We're navigating the American health care system ? 286 00:12:56,501 --> 00:12:59,204 ? Now just watch us go ? 287 00:12:59,261 --> 00:13:02,654 ? We're getting things done, taking care of our health... ? 288 00:13:02,679 --> 00:13:04,292 We need these filled out and then faxed 289 00:13:04,317 --> 00:13:05,518 to your insurance company. 290 00:13:05,618 --> 00:13:07,154 ? We're filling out forms ? 291 00:13:07,179 --> 00:13:08,583 ? And we're scanning those forms ? 292 00:13:08,608 --> 00:13:10,177 ? And then we're emailing those forms ? 293 00:13:10,202 --> 00:13:12,349 ? To get them back to insurance. ? 294 00:13:19,080 --> 00:13:21,418 We need confirmation from a different specialist. 295 00:13:21,443 --> 00:13:25,380 ? Let's go and navigate the American Health care system ? 296 00:13:25,405 --> 00:13:27,943 ? It's the best system of them all... ? 297 00:13:27,968 --> 00:13:29,784 No, we already talked to the insurance company. 298 00:13:29,809 --> 00:13:31,178 They were supposed to talk to you. 299 00:13:31,944 --> 00:13:33,355 ? And we go back to the doctor ? 300 00:13:33,380 --> 00:13:35,114 ? We go back to the specialist ? 301 00:13:35,139 --> 00:13:36,858 ? Who talks to the insurance company ? 302 00:13:36,883 --> 00:13:38,285 ? That faxes the medical advisor ? 303 00:13:38,310 --> 00:13:39,877 ? Who's on a boat in the Maldives ? 304 00:13:39,902 --> 00:13:41,654 - No. - ? And were going in one place ? 305 00:13:41,679 --> 00:13:42,818 ? And we're coming out the other place ? 306 00:13:42,843 --> 00:13:44,232 ? And we're back over here now ? 307 00:13:44,257 --> 00:13:45,925 ? And I was just over there ? 308 00:13:45,950 --> 00:13:48,170 ? And I'm getting confused, and it's getting dark ? 309 00:13:48,195 --> 00:13:49,704 ? And my mind is all different colors ? 310 00:13:49,729 --> 00:13:51,130 ? And I think I'm lost. ? 311 00:13:51,231 --> 00:13:52,632 Hey, fellas, I think I'm lost 312 00:13:52,657 --> 00:13:54,108 in the American health care system. 313 00:13:54,133 --> 00:13:55,802 Fellas? Fellas?! 314 00:13:55,902 --> 00:13:57,708 Help! 315 00:14:00,341 --> 00:14:02,584 So my doctor says, "I don't think you really need 316 00:14:02,609 --> 00:14:03,976 "these drugs, Mrs. Stotch. 317 00:14:04,001 --> 00:14:05,887 They're more for people with morbid obesity." 318 00:14:05,912 --> 00:14:08,648 I was like, "I have to be in a bikini on Wednesday. 319 00:14:08,673 --> 00:14:10,825 You can morbid obesity my ass." 320 00:14:10,850 --> 00:14:12,694 I heard most doctors will still prescribe 321 00:14:12,719 --> 00:14:14,196 the ten milligram Zepbound shots. 322 00:14:14,221 --> 00:14:16,264 No, they're cracking down on those, too, because 323 00:14:16,289 --> 00:14:18,529 people with diabetes need it. 324 00:14:21,232 --> 00:14:22,552 Hey! 325 00:14:23,920 --> 00:14:25,286 Oh, hey, Randy. 326 00:14:25,540 --> 00:14:27,388 Girls, Randy says he has a hookup 327 00:14:27,413 --> 00:14:29,014 on some really good shit. 328 00:14:29,126 --> 00:14:30,849 - Oh, wow, let me get some of that. 329 00:14:30,874 --> 00:14:34,011 Welcome to the club, Randy. Which drugs are you on? 330 00:14:34,241 --> 00:14:35,542 Well, I'm on whatever. 331 00:14:35,642 --> 00:14:38,286 I brought a little appetizer for everybody. 332 00:14:38,311 --> 00:14:40,318 Everyone. Everyone, 333 00:14:40,343 --> 00:14:42,238 we have a little surprise for you all. 334 00:14:42,263 --> 00:14:44,926 So, Alexis Testaburger just decided 335 00:14:44,951 --> 00:14:46,453 to start taking the drugs. 336 00:14:46,553 --> 00:14:48,621 She went to Mexico and was able to get 337 00:14:48,646 --> 00:14:51,483 a 12-injection sample through customs. 338 00:14:51,734 --> 00:14:53,268 Party time, guys. 339 00:14:53,293 --> 00:14:55,027 - No way. - How can you get it? - How much can you get? 340 00:14:55,052 --> 00:14:56,740 - Oh, my God. - How much is it? - I need it now. 341 00:14:56,765 --> 00:14:59,360 - Oh, I want some. - I need it now. - I'm all out. 342 00:15:03,407 --> 00:15:04,641 Here you go, Randy. 343 00:15:04,959 --> 00:15:06,781 Oh, thanks, yeah. 344 00:15:07,126 --> 00:15:09,242 That's, uh, yeah, awesome. 345 00:15:11,611 --> 00:15:13,212 Is something wrong, Randy? 346 00:15:13,313 --> 00:15:15,857 No. No, I'm not a-scared. 347 00:15:15,882 --> 00:15:17,292 Well, go ahead, Randy. 348 00:15:17,317 --> 00:15:21,915 Randy! Randy! Randy! Randy! 349 00:15:25,945 --> 00:15:27,290 Bravo! 350 00:15:29,176 --> 00:15:33,055 Randy! Randy! Randy! Randy... 351 00:15:59,918 --> 00:16:02,279 Randy... 352 00:16:03,487 --> 00:16:06,318 Randy... 353 00:16:19,579 --> 00:16:21,232 Oh, you're finally up. 354 00:16:21,699 --> 00:16:23,433 You got home late last night. 355 00:16:23,458 --> 00:16:24,959 Oh, uh, yeah. 356 00:16:24,984 --> 00:16:28,107 I was just out doing some hiking. 357 00:16:28,826 --> 00:16:30,573 You were hiking at night? 358 00:16:30,598 --> 00:16:33,267 Yeah, I was hiking really a lot. 359 00:16:33,510 --> 00:16:35,445 Well, here, I made you some bacon and eggs. 360 00:16:35,616 --> 00:16:38,294 Uh, no, thanks. I'm really not that hungry. 361 00:16:44,003 --> 00:16:46,172 Towelie. Towelie. You're not gonna believe this. 362 00:16:46,272 --> 00:16:49,717 Dude, have you ever done GLP-1 peptides? 363 00:16:49,742 --> 00:16:51,553 GLP pep what now? 364 00:16:51,585 --> 00:16:53,988 There's these new, crazy drugs people are doing. 365 00:16:54,013 --> 00:16:56,691 It's like cocaine and molly mixed together. 366 00:16:56,716 --> 00:16:58,551 They make women go crazy. 367 00:16:58,651 --> 00:16:59,794 No, really? 368 00:16:59,819 --> 00:17:02,254 Yeah. Last night I was partying 369 00:17:02,279 --> 00:17:03,765 with nine hot MILFs, 370 00:17:03,790 --> 00:17:05,825 and this morning I woke up, and guess what. 371 00:17:06,000 --> 00:17:07,669 I don't feel like total shit. 372 00:17:07,694 --> 00:17:09,337 It's like a miracle drug. 373 00:17:09,362 --> 00:17:12,239 You partied all night and felt fine the next morning? 374 00:17:12,264 --> 00:17:13,533 Totally fine. 375 00:17:13,633 --> 00:17:15,242 There's, like, nothing wrong with me. 376 00:17:15,267 --> 00:17:18,187 Wow. You want half a breakfast burrito? 377 00:17:18,212 --> 00:17:20,081 No, I'm good. I seriously thought 378 00:17:20,106 --> 00:17:21,483 maybe I couldn't do hard drugs anymore 379 00:17:21,508 --> 00:17:23,610 'cause of all the downsides the next day, 380 00:17:23,710 --> 00:17:25,319 but this, like, changes everything. 381 00:17:25,344 --> 00:17:27,889 There's another rager at Mable Thompson's house tomorrow. 382 00:17:27,914 --> 00:17:30,074 I can't fuckin' wait. 383 00:17:36,639 --> 00:17:38,541 Stan, Kenny, we need your help. 384 00:17:38,566 --> 00:17:40,001 Hey, where have you guys been? 385 00:17:40,026 --> 00:17:42,595 We've been out navigating the American health care system. 386 00:17:42,695 --> 00:17:44,130 I almost died. 387 00:17:44,155 --> 00:17:46,332 It's so fucked up, you guys don't even understand. 388 00:17:46,433 --> 00:17:47,509 What's fucked up? 389 00:17:47,534 --> 00:17:48,935 They just purposely make it difficult 390 00:17:48,960 --> 00:17:50,277 for people to pay for what they need. 391 00:17:50,302 --> 00:17:51,971 The insurance companies, the hospitals 392 00:17:51,996 --> 00:17:54,072 and the drug companies, they're making obesity drugs 393 00:17:54,097 --> 00:17:56,843 more expensive in America than anywhere else in the world. 394 00:17:57,019 --> 00:17:58,453 There are celebrities and rich people 395 00:17:58,478 --> 00:18:00,262 using these new drugs to lose a few extra pounds, 396 00:18:00,287 --> 00:18:01,856 and meanwhile, Cartman's fat as fuck 397 00:18:01,881 --> 00:18:03,816 - and can't get any help. - Dude, what do you want us 398 00:18:03,841 --> 00:18:05,326 - to do about it? - Yeah. 399 00:18:05,351 --> 00:18:07,403 I was watching a bunch of videos online. 400 00:18:07,428 --> 00:18:10,097 They show how you can order raw semaglutide from a factory 401 00:18:10,122 --> 00:18:11,933 in India and mix your own injections 402 00:18:11,958 --> 00:18:13,392 for next to nothing. 403 00:18:13,568 --> 00:18:15,537 You mean, like, we're gonna get powder from India, 404 00:18:15,562 --> 00:18:18,698 and make it into obesity shots for Cartman ourselves? 405 00:18:18,873 --> 00:18:20,808 Who needs hospitals and insurance 406 00:18:20,833 --> 00:18:22,886 when we have TikTok and YouTube? 407 00:19:03,009 --> 00:19:05,344 The semiglutides are here! 408 00:19:36,635 --> 00:19:38,637 Is something wrong with the food, Randy? 409 00:19:39,005 --> 00:19:41,059 No, no, it was great. 410 00:19:42,223 --> 00:19:43,257 You're done? 411 00:19:43,282 --> 00:19:44,826 You want to just skip to dessert? 412 00:19:44,851 --> 00:19:46,216 I made your favorite pie. 413 00:19:46,505 --> 00:19:47,809 Ooh, pie? 414 00:19:48,653 --> 00:19:50,389 Yeah, maybe later. 415 00:19:53,739 --> 00:19:55,770 Kids, can you leave the table so I can have a talk 416 00:19:55,795 --> 00:19:57,129 with your father? 417 00:19:57,154 --> 00:19:59,981 What? What'd I do? Don't leave. 418 00:20:01,481 --> 00:20:05,212 Randy, I think I know what's going on. 419 00:20:05,911 --> 00:20:06,919 You do? 420 00:20:07,020 --> 00:20:09,817 Yeah. You keep saying you're going to the gym 421 00:20:09,842 --> 00:20:12,841 and doing Pilates, but then you aren't eating anything. 422 00:20:13,476 --> 00:20:16,513 Are you doing those new drugs everyone's doing? 423 00:20:17,717 --> 00:20:19,919 What? Oh, my God. 424 00:20:20,019 --> 00:20:21,520 What? Sharon. 425 00:20:21,778 --> 00:20:24,075 I am not doing drugs. 426 00:20:24,456 --> 00:20:26,100 Just be honest, Randy. 427 00:20:26,125 --> 00:20:29,236 Sharon, I smoke weed and drink beer. That's it. 428 00:20:29,261 --> 00:20:32,899 I can't believe you would even think I would-- 429 00:20:32,999 --> 00:20:35,910 - Sharon! - Then how are you not eating? 430 00:20:35,935 --> 00:20:37,203 What--? I ate. 431 00:20:37,303 --> 00:20:39,205 Just 'cause I don't eat as much as you. 432 00:20:39,305 --> 00:20:41,523 Just 'cause I'm doing Pilates, working out and stuff. 433 00:20:41,548 --> 00:20:43,685 Sorry, I don't eat as much as you do. 434 00:20:43,710 --> 00:20:46,646 I'm just trying to be better. Not on drugs. 435 00:20:46,821 --> 00:20:48,923 Why would you even suggest that I'm doing drugs? 436 00:20:48,948 --> 00:20:50,416 Are you drunk? 437 00:21:18,652 --> 00:21:19,787 Randy. 438 00:21:19,812 --> 00:21:21,681 Thank God. We have a big problem. 439 00:21:21,781 --> 00:21:23,456 There's no more drugs! 440 00:21:23,481 --> 00:21:25,326 No more drugs? 441 00:21:25,351 --> 00:21:27,286 - Do you have any? - Well, no. 442 00:21:27,311 --> 00:21:29,781 - I thought you guys always had plenty-- - Shit. 443 00:21:30,031 --> 00:21:31,565 Randy doesn't have any either. 444 00:21:31,590 --> 00:21:33,960 - Oh, no. - No, no, no, no. - Goddamn it. 445 00:21:34,060 --> 00:21:35,770 We've been totally cut off. 446 00:21:35,795 --> 00:21:37,204 W-W-What, what happened? 447 00:21:37,229 --> 00:21:39,098 There's been a nationwide crackdown 448 00:21:39,123 --> 00:21:40,441 because doctors are saying 449 00:21:40,466 --> 00:21:42,584 some people are abusing the drugs. 450 00:21:42,609 --> 00:21:45,012 Well, what else are you supposed to do with drugs? 451 00:21:45,037 --> 00:21:46,873 What are we gonna do? 452 00:21:46,973 --> 00:21:48,507 I know what we should do. 453 00:21:48,607 --> 00:21:51,243 Let's go knock off a pharmacy. They have plenty of drugs. 454 00:21:51,343 --> 00:21:52,712 - Good idea. - Yeah. - Yes. 455 00:21:52,737 --> 00:21:53,729 I know for a fact 456 00:21:53,754 --> 00:21:56,190 the pharmacy on Tanner Street has a whole new supply. 457 00:21:56,215 --> 00:21:58,120 So we'll break in and take 'em. 458 00:21:58,151 --> 00:22:00,311 - We can do it. - Yes. 459 00:22:00,335 --> 00:22:01,162 I think, ladies, 460 00:22:01,187 --> 00:22:02,930 we can get in a lot of trouble for doing that. 461 00:22:02,955 --> 00:22:03,979 That's right. 462 00:22:04,004 --> 00:22:07,026 So we have to make sure nobody knows it's us. 463 00:22:12,690 --> 00:22:14,909 Nobody move. This is a holdup. 464 00:22:14,934 --> 00:22:16,836 Stay calm and nobody gets hurt. 465 00:22:16,861 --> 00:22:18,195 Keep your hands up. 466 00:22:18,370 --> 00:22:20,206 This will all be over soon. 467 00:22:21,007 --> 00:22:23,409 Go make sure the back doors are locked. 468 00:22:24,526 --> 00:22:26,020 Ah... Okay. God. 469 00:22:26,045 --> 00:22:28,180 Oh, come on, Mrs. Tucker, Mrs. Neely, 470 00:22:28,205 --> 00:22:29,548 how many times do I have to tell you 471 00:22:29,573 --> 00:22:31,400 these drugs aren't meant for people like you. 472 00:22:31,425 --> 00:22:33,427 How do you even know who we are? 473 00:22:33,452 --> 00:22:35,562 Because you ladies can't help but expose your stomachs 474 00:22:35,587 --> 00:22:38,182 everywhere you go, no matter how inappropriate it is. Ah! 475 00:22:38,207 --> 00:22:41,127 Come on, get the drugs and let's get out of here. 476 00:22:41,694 --> 00:22:43,129 That's all of it. 477 00:22:43,154 --> 00:22:44,939 - All right, come on. Let's go. - All right. Come on. 478 00:22:44,964 --> 00:22:46,432 - Let's go! - Let's get out of here. - Let's go. Let's go. 479 00:22:46,532 --> 00:22:48,100 Hey, there's some OxyContin and Vicodin, 480 00:22:48,125 --> 00:22:49,601 should I grab that, too? 481 00:22:51,813 --> 00:22:52,846 No? 482 00:23:02,389 --> 00:23:04,458 All right, that should be good. Kill the switch. 483 00:23:05,276 --> 00:23:07,319 Okay, Kenny, bring over the injector. 484 00:23:12,840 --> 00:23:13,874 It's done? 485 00:23:14,593 --> 00:23:15,762 It's done. 486 00:23:16,012 --> 00:23:17,446 You know, Cartman, this could be dangerous. 487 00:23:17,471 --> 00:23:18,906 If you don't want to-- 488 00:23:18,931 --> 00:23:21,633 To hell with danger. This can change my life, Kyle. 489 00:23:22,831 --> 00:23:24,190 Let's do it. 490 00:23:24,536 --> 00:23:25,738 Kenny. 491 00:23:29,413 --> 00:23:30,744 Well... 492 00:23:32,635 --> 00:23:34,036 Here it goes, guys. 493 00:23:41,865 --> 00:23:43,033 Cartman? 494 00:23:43,118 --> 00:23:44,768 Do you feel anything? 495 00:23:44,979 --> 00:23:46,760 I think so. 496 00:23:47,193 --> 00:23:48,936 - Get me some Cocoa Puffs. - What? 497 00:23:48,961 --> 00:23:50,496 I need to make a cereal bomb. 498 00:23:50,521 --> 00:23:53,290 Get me Cocoa Puffs, Cap'n Crunch and a bucket of KFC. Hurry. 499 00:24:04,886 --> 00:24:06,988 - So, what's going on? - We don't know. 500 00:24:07,013 --> 00:24:08,848 Cartman's been in the bathroom with the bucket of cereal 501 00:24:08,873 --> 00:24:10,190 for almost 30 minutes. 502 00:24:10,216 --> 00:24:12,151 Dude, Cartman, what are you doing? 503 00:24:19,609 --> 00:24:20,830 Look at this. 504 00:24:21,474 --> 00:24:22,776 Look at what? 505 00:24:23,295 --> 00:24:25,338 There's two chicken thighs in there. 506 00:24:25,595 --> 00:24:26,736 So? 507 00:24:27,197 --> 00:24:30,463 So? Do you know the last time I couldn't finish a cereal bomb? 508 00:24:30,569 --> 00:24:32,371 I think these drugs totally work! 509 00:24:32,396 --> 00:24:33,430 They do? 510 00:24:33,455 --> 00:24:34,556 My favorite thing in the world is 511 00:24:34,581 --> 00:24:35,877 eating a cereal bomb and taking a shit 512 00:24:35,902 --> 00:24:37,260 at the same time to make more room. 513 00:24:37,285 --> 00:24:39,453 But I got to the last two thighs at the bottom and I was like, 514 00:24:39,478 --> 00:24:41,613 "Wait a minute, I think I'm full." 515 00:24:41,744 --> 00:24:44,647 I've never known that feeling before in my life, you guys. 516 00:24:44,716 --> 00:24:45,818 But I'm full. 517 00:24:45,843 --> 00:24:47,094 You really can feel a difference? 518 00:24:47,119 --> 00:24:48,557 I totally feel a difference. 519 00:24:48,582 --> 00:24:50,657 I always drink the chocolatey chicken milk left at the bottom, 520 00:24:50,682 --> 00:24:51,866 but it's still sitting there. 521 00:24:51,891 --> 00:24:53,292 Wow! 522 00:24:53,392 --> 00:24:56,095 Dude, I think we did it, Kyle. What do we do now? 523 00:24:57,096 --> 00:24:58,297 Now? 524 00:24:58,322 --> 00:25:00,324 Now, we're gonna make a whole lot more. 525 00:25:00,499 --> 00:25:02,301 We're not gonna just help Cartman, 526 00:25:02,476 --> 00:25:04,278 we're gonna help everyone in America 527 00:25:04,303 --> 00:25:06,472 who can't afford obesity drugs. 528 00:25:13,151 --> 00:25:16,666 All of us in the sugar business have a big problem. 529 00:25:17,391 --> 00:25:18,792 We designed our cereals 530 00:25:18,817 --> 00:25:21,620 so that people would always crave more and more. 531 00:25:21,795 --> 00:25:24,198 But now obesity drugs are making people 532 00:25:24,223 --> 00:25:26,825 less cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs. 533 00:25:26,850 --> 00:25:28,218 Ain't that right, Sonny? 534 00:25:28,791 --> 00:25:31,763 We're talking a 60% hit to the business. 535 00:25:32,174 --> 00:25:35,309 These obesity drugs are an attack on all of us. 536 00:25:35,334 --> 00:25:37,221 Even you, Cap'n Crunch. 537 00:25:38,637 --> 00:25:40,606 The drugs are moving in on our turf. 538 00:25:40,706 --> 00:25:42,808 And we'll all be in trouble soon. 539 00:25:43,135 --> 00:25:44,604 Trix Rabbit... 540 00:25:45,111 --> 00:25:46,877 Tony le Tigre 541 00:25:47,009 --> 00:25:48,510 and Sugar Bear. 542 00:25:48,680 --> 00:25:50,666 We're only losing all the rich people. 543 00:25:50,691 --> 00:25:52,393 We'll be fine as long as lower-income people 544 00:25:52,418 --> 00:25:53,920 keep taking Lizzo. 545 00:25:54,020 --> 00:25:55,429 - Lizzo, yeah. - Lizzo, that's right. - Yep, yep. 546 00:25:55,454 --> 00:25:56,763 - Lizzo. -We can't just keep 547 00:25:56,788 --> 00:25:59,125 pushing body positivity on people 548 00:25:59,150 --> 00:26:01,018 because there's a new threat-- 549 00:26:01,193 --> 00:26:03,195 compounding pharmacies. 550 00:26:04,471 --> 00:26:06,307 Hey, what up, guys? It's your new friends 551 00:26:06,332 --> 00:26:07,808 at South Park Compounding Pharmacy. 552 00:26:07,833 --> 00:26:10,011 We are now taking orders for our affordable 553 00:26:10,036 --> 00:26:12,905 obesity drugs available to everyone. 554 00:26:13,847 --> 00:26:14,982 We're not here to just make money, 555 00:26:15,007 --> 00:26:16,675 we're here to make things fair. 556 00:26:16,775 --> 00:26:18,986 - And to make some money. - Our semaglutides are safe 557 00:26:19,011 --> 00:26:21,047 and even cheaper than a Little Debbie snack cake. 558 00:26:21,884 --> 00:26:23,389 Motherfucker. 559 00:26:23,482 --> 00:26:24,691 So just "Like and Subscribe" 560 00:26:24,716 --> 00:26:26,080 if you want to get on the list 561 00:26:26,105 --> 00:26:27,361 and we will get everyone who wants it 562 00:26:27,386 --> 00:26:29,521 their semaglutides. 563 00:26:29,696 --> 00:26:32,166 These people think they can just come in 564 00:26:32,191 --> 00:26:34,593 and mess with everything we've built? 565 00:26:35,394 --> 00:26:38,330 I say we kill every last fucking one of 'em. 566 00:27:05,561 --> 00:27:07,125 Oh, my God! 567 00:27:09,336 --> 00:27:12,373 Mom, Mom! Look at me. 568 00:27:12,473 --> 00:27:14,608 Eric! Oh, my goodness. 569 00:27:14,633 --> 00:27:17,336 It worked, Mom. I'm normal. 570 00:27:21,815 --> 00:27:25,186 - Kyle, Kenny! - Whoa. Cartman? 571 00:27:25,211 --> 00:27:26,895 It worked, you guys. Check me out. 572 00:27:26,920 --> 00:27:28,422 It's amazing, dude. 573 00:27:28,447 --> 00:27:30,191 - Yeah, and guess what, Kyle? - What? 574 00:27:30,292 --> 00:27:32,994 You're a big dumb Jew and your breath stinks like ass. 575 00:27:33,019 --> 00:27:34,253 - What? - Yeah. 576 00:27:34,278 --> 00:27:35,829 And, Kenny, you have greasy hair 577 00:27:35,854 --> 00:27:37,664 'cause your family's too poor to afford shampoo. 578 00:27:37,689 --> 00:27:40,026 - Dude, fuck you. - What are you gonna say back? 579 00:27:40,126 --> 00:27:42,161 Nothing. Oh, my God, it worked! 580 00:27:42,261 --> 00:27:43,695 Hey, you guys. 581 00:27:43,795 --> 00:27:44,963 Wow, Cartman? 582 00:27:45,064 --> 00:27:47,166 Yeah. You all have zits on your tits. 583 00:27:47,266 --> 00:27:49,268 You have big zits but tiny tits. 584 00:27:49,368 --> 00:27:50,969 Oh. Oh, yeah? 585 00:27:51,070 --> 00:27:53,405 What you got? You got nothing! 586 00:27:53,580 --> 00:27:55,449 You want to know what else, Pakistan? 587 00:27:55,474 --> 00:27:57,343 You all have stupid haircuts. 588 00:27:58,234 --> 00:27:59,086 -Yeah. 589 00:27:59,111 --> 00:28:00,180 You're haircuts are dumb 590 00:28:00,205 --> 00:28:02,274 and that's why your women cover their heads. 591 00:28:03,046 --> 00:28:06,016 Yeah! Yes... 592 00:28:08,587 --> 00:28:10,622 The-the fuck is this? 593 00:28:22,609 --> 00:28:23,977 Yeah, well, it's official. 594 00:28:24,002 --> 00:28:26,338 It's been one week and Eric's lost 1.3 pounds. 595 00:28:26,438 --> 00:28:28,082 1.3 pounds? Is that good? 596 00:28:28,107 --> 00:28:29,275 I'd say it's good. 597 00:28:29,375 --> 00:28:30,809 This is so great, you guys. 598 00:28:30,909 --> 00:28:33,045 Last night, I had a dream about all the amazing things 599 00:28:33,070 --> 00:28:34,346 I'm gonna do when I'm skinny. 600 00:28:34,521 --> 00:28:35,689 Thank you, guys, so much. 601 00:28:35,714 --> 00:28:37,458 We just got another order, fellas. 602 00:28:37,483 --> 00:28:39,185 50 more cases heading out. 603 00:28:39,285 --> 00:28:40,661 50 more? That's great. 604 00:28:40,686 --> 00:28:42,229 How's it going on the injectors, Kenny? 605 00:28:42,254 --> 00:28:44,190 It's going good, just trying to keep up. 606 00:28:44,297 --> 00:28:45,899 Well, it's been a week, Cartman. 607 00:28:45,924 --> 00:28:47,459 So, are you ready for your second dose? 608 00:28:47,559 --> 00:28:49,728 I'm so ready, Kyle. It's really working. 609 00:28:49,828 --> 00:28:51,397 This morning, for breakfast, I couldn't even finish 610 00:28:51,422 --> 00:28:53,099 half a cereal bomb on the toilet. 611 00:28:53,199 --> 00:28:54,566 Okay, tomorrow, maybe let's go 612 00:28:54,591 --> 00:28:56,268 for no cereal bombs on the toilet. 613 00:28:56,443 --> 00:28:57,878 All right, here's your next dose, Cartman. 614 00:28:57,903 --> 00:29:00,125 - You know the drill. - I sure do. 615 00:29:02,908 --> 00:29:04,285 - Hands up! - This is a holdup. 616 00:29:04,310 --> 00:29:06,212 Nobody move and nobody gets hurt. 617 00:29:06,312 --> 00:29:08,914 - Hand over the obesity drugs. - What? 618 00:29:09,781 --> 00:29:11,083 I got 'em, I got 'em! 619 00:29:12,050 --> 00:29:13,785 Get it all. There's more over here. 620 00:29:15,621 --> 00:29:17,856 - No, this is mine. - Give it to me, fatso. 621 00:29:17,881 --> 00:29:19,083 Fuck you, I need that. 622 00:29:19,108 --> 00:29:21,310 Give me the peptide, you little fat fuck! 623 00:29:22,328 --> 00:29:24,863 - We got it. - Let's go. - Let's get out of here. 624 00:29:24,888 --> 00:29:27,331 - Okay, go! - Drive, drive, drive! 625 00:29:32,471 --> 00:29:34,406 Come on, give me some of that shit! 626 00:29:41,913 --> 00:29:45,384 I'm telling you, Sheila, these new drugs are pretty amazing. 627 00:29:45,484 --> 00:29:47,861 I was feeling so ashamed of myself. 628 00:29:47,886 --> 00:29:50,297 Watching Randy go out and exercise all the time 629 00:29:50,322 --> 00:29:51,790 and not eating as much. 630 00:29:51,815 --> 00:29:54,485 But I just don't have the same kind of willpower he has. 631 00:29:54,735 --> 00:29:56,503 Which of the drugs are you on, Sharon? 632 00:29:56,528 --> 00:29:58,256 Ozempic? Mounjaro? 633 00:29:58,281 --> 00:30:00,174 Oh, no, I talked to my doctor. 634 00:30:00,199 --> 00:30:03,435 He said insurance would only pay for those if I had diabetes. 635 00:30:03,610 --> 00:30:04,911 But if you can't afford them, 636 00:30:04,936 --> 00:30:06,638 then how are you managing your weight? 637 00:30:06,813 --> 00:30:08,382 Don't you know, Sheila? 638 00:30:08,407 --> 00:30:10,317 Now there's a whole new obesity drug 639 00:30:10,342 --> 00:30:12,978 for those of us who can't afford Ozempic and Mounjaro. 640 00:30:13,078 --> 00:30:15,314 I've controlled all my cravings to be thinner... 641 00:30:15,414 --> 00:30:16,782 with Lizzo! 642 00:30:18,031 --> 00:30:19,951 ? Oh, oh, oh, it's Lizzo ? 643 00:30:19,976 --> 00:30:21,295 FDA-approved Lizzo 644 00:30:21,320 --> 00:30:22,844 makes you feel good about your weight. 645 00:30:22,869 --> 00:30:24,865 And it costs 90% less than Ozempic. 646 00:30:24,890 --> 00:30:27,984 I've lowered my standards and my expectations. 647 00:30:28,090 --> 00:30:29,591 ? It's Lizzo ? 648 00:30:29,616 --> 00:30:31,530 In case studies, 70% of patients on Lizzo 649 00:30:31,555 --> 00:30:33,299 no longer cared how much they weighed. 650 00:30:33,399 --> 00:30:35,109 I don't give two shits. 651 00:30:35,555 --> 00:30:36,710 ? Oh, oh, oh, it's Lizzo. ? 652 00:30:36,735 --> 00:30:38,953 Lizzo helps you eat everything you want 653 00:30:38,978 --> 00:30:40,781 and keep physical activity to a minimum. 654 00:30:40,806 --> 00:30:42,222 Some patients report constipation 655 00:30:42,247 --> 00:30:43,594 while listening to Lizzo. 656 00:30:43,844 --> 00:30:44,873 Stop listening to Lizzo 657 00:30:44,898 --> 00:30:46,987 if you experience suicidal thoughts. 658 00:30:47,012 --> 00:30:49,569 Serious side effects may include pancreatitis, 659 00:30:49,594 --> 00:30:52,336 hypothermia and literally shitting out your ears. 660 00:30:53,204 --> 00:30:55,229 Are you living with concerns of obesity? 661 00:30:55,254 --> 00:30:59,057 Ask about the power of not giving a fuck, with Lizzo. 662 00:31:06,465 --> 00:31:08,736 Oh, hey, Randy. How was the party? 663 00:31:09,167 --> 00:31:10,502 It was, uh... 664 00:31:11,184 --> 00:31:12,552 It was not great. 665 00:31:12,738 --> 00:31:14,440 Oh, you didn't rage? 666 00:31:14,540 --> 00:31:16,049 Oh, we raged. 667 00:31:17,377 --> 00:31:20,127 I think there's something wrong with these drugs. 668 00:31:20,546 --> 00:31:23,390 I was there raging again with a bunch of hot women 669 00:31:23,415 --> 00:31:26,017 and then suddenly, I was like, 670 00:31:26,117 --> 00:31:28,650 I don't know if I feel like doing this anymore. 671 00:31:29,120 --> 00:31:31,432 Like, I felt satisfied. 672 00:31:31,813 --> 00:31:34,435 With any drugs, I always want to do more and more and more. 673 00:31:34,460 --> 00:31:35,661 But suddenly with these drugs, 674 00:31:35,761 --> 00:31:38,697 I feel like I actually want things less. 675 00:31:38,797 --> 00:31:40,299 Does that make any sense? 676 00:31:40,399 --> 00:31:41,533 Not at all. 677 00:31:41,633 --> 00:31:43,377 It's like, you know, with good drugs, 678 00:31:43,402 --> 00:31:45,103 they make you just want and lust, 679 00:31:45,203 --> 00:31:47,806 but those drugs also make your dick not work. 680 00:31:47,906 --> 00:31:51,343 But with these drugs, you don't really crave anything 681 00:31:51,443 --> 00:31:53,312 and your dick totally works. 682 00:31:53,412 --> 00:31:55,414 Look, man, you're talking crazy. 683 00:31:55,514 --> 00:31:57,291 I think maybe you've just fallen in 684 00:31:57,316 --> 00:31:59,485 with a bad group of people. 685 00:31:59,585 --> 00:32:02,688 Yeah. In a bad group of people, 686 00:32:02,788 --> 00:32:04,756 doing a bunch of drugs. 687 00:32:04,856 --> 00:32:08,781 Randy, you've got to get away from those MILFs. 688 00:32:14,141 --> 00:32:15,976 South Park Compounding Pharmacy. 689 00:32:16,276 --> 00:32:17,711 Oh, yes, ma'am, we'll have your obesity drugs 690 00:32:17,736 --> 00:32:18,837 to you really soon. 691 00:32:18,937 --> 00:32:21,373 We had a bit of a... robbery. 692 00:32:21,473 --> 00:32:23,575 Well, we're not really sure when. 693 00:32:23,675 --> 00:32:25,644 Yes, ma'am, we understand how serious it is. 694 00:32:25,819 --> 00:32:27,087 No, no, don't take the Lizzo. 695 00:32:27,112 --> 00:32:28,914 We'll-we'll have a new supply shortly, okay? 696 00:32:29,014 --> 00:32:31,550 - Fellas! You gotta come quick! - What's wrong? 697 00:32:31,725 --> 00:32:33,494 It's Eric. He says he's giving up. 698 00:32:33,519 --> 00:32:34,761 H-He bought a bunch of junk food 699 00:32:34,786 --> 00:32:35,996 and he's gonna mix it all together! 700 00:32:36,021 --> 00:32:37,656 Cartman's making another cereal bomb? 701 00:32:37,681 --> 00:32:39,891 It's a cereal bomb, but topped with Twinkies and gravy. 702 00:32:39,991 --> 00:32:41,893 He said it's called an Oppenheimer. 703 00:32:48,700 --> 00:32:50,436 Cartman, what are you doing? 704 00:32:50,536 --> 00:32:51,912 The drugs are wearing off, Kyle. 705 00:32:51,937 --> 00:32:53,572 I didn't get my second dose. 706 00:32:53,672 --> 00:32:54,915 I just want to make an Oppenheimer 707 00:32:54,940 --> 00:32:56,508 and forget the whole thing. 708 00:32:57,275 --> 00:33:00,245 That's it? You're just gonna give up? 709 00:33:00,346 --> 00:33:01,780 I don't want to hope anymore. 710 00:33:01,805 --> 00:33:03,274 Well, you got to hope, Cartman. 711 00:33:03,299 --> 00:33:06,067 You hope and you work instead of turning to shit like that! 712 00:33:06,092 --> 00:33:08,938 It's all just making it worse, Kyle. Don't you get it? 713 00:33:09,111 --> 00:33:10,480 Knowing there's a cure. 714 00:33:10,595 --> 00:33:13,665 Knowing I can have willpower injected into my body. 715 00:33:13,859 --> 00:33:15,293 It's all just made me dream about 716 00:33:15,318 --> 00:33:16,986 what my future can be like. 717 00:33:17,237 --> 00:33:18,705 But I realize now that those dreams 718 00:33:18,730 --> 00:33:20,298 are never gonna come true. 719 00:33:21,141 --> 00:33:23,777 Cartman, your dreams are going to come true. 720 00:33:23,802 --> 00:33:25,904 - No, they won't. - Yes, they will. 721 00:33:26,079 --> 00:33:27,581 You'll do everything you dreamed about, 722 00:33:27,606 --> 00:33:29,608 you just have to fight for those dreams. 723 00:33:31,317 --> 00:33:33,186 I don't have the willpower that you do. 724 00:33:33,211 --> 00:33:35,414 Just come back to the pharmacy with us. 725 00:33:35,514 --> 00:33:36,648 We're not gonna quit. 726 00:33:36,748 --> 00:33:38,091 But all our shit got stolen. 727 00:33:38,116 --> 00:33:39,618 My obesity drugs are with some women 728 00:33:39,643 --> 00:33:40,761 who don't even need them. 729 00:33:40,786 --> 00:33:42,195 So, are we gonna let them win? 730 00:33:42,370 --> 00:33:44,039 People can be as unfair as they want. 731 00:33:44,064 --> 00:33:45,899 But as long as there's a factory in India, 732 00:33:45,924 --> 00:33:49,027 I will never stop making obesity drugs for the needy. 733 00:34:03,542 --> 00:34:05,274 This is the place. 734 00:34:26,160 --> 00:34:27,742 Little Debbie! 735 00:34:33,379 --> 00:34:37,070 You think you can sell your drugs on our fuckin' turf? 736 00:34:37,208 --> 00:34:39,945 Only one drug is king in America. 737 00:34:40,045 --> 00:34:41,984 And that drug is sugar. 738 00:34:48,599 --> 00:34:51,702 One of the largest manufacturers of semaglutide 739 00:34:51,727 --> 00:34:54,626 was attacked today by body positivity activists. 740 00:34:54,726 --> 00:34:56,862 Our own Bill Norman has more. 741 00:34:57,242 --> 00:34:59,740 Tom, the advocates for body positivity 742 00:34:59,765 --> 00:35:02,317 broke into this obesity medicine facility 743 00:35:02,342 --> 00:35:04,678 and opened fire on everyone inside. 744 00:35:04,778 --> 00:35:07,848 The terrorists claimed that obesity is not a disease 745 00:35:07,873 --> 00:35:09,508 and that every body is beautiful 746 00:35:09,608 --> 00:35:11,993 as they then burned the factory to the ground. 747 00:35:12,018 --> 00:35:14,955 The identity of the attackers is still unknown, 748 00:35:14,980 --> 00:35:16,723 but one member of the militant group 749 00:35:16,748 --> 00:35:18,717 sent this anonymous message. 750 00:35:18,892 --> 00:35:20,861 Now instead of obesity drugs, 751 00:35:20,886 --> 00:35:22,654 people will have to rely on good things, 752 00:35:22,754 --> 00:35:25,557 like self-esteem and body positivity. 753 00:35:25,657 --> 00:35:27,025 They're grrreat! 754 00:35:27,200 --> 00:35:29,636 Does this mean I'm not gonna get my next dose? 755 00:35:29,661 --> 00:35:30,896 I'm just gonna stay fat? 756 00:35:30,996 --> 00:35:32,414 What the hell is wrong with people? 757 00:35:32,439 --> 00:35:34,508 Am I just gonna stay fucking fat, Kyle? 758 00:35:34,533 --> 00:35:36,319 - No, we're gonna do something else. - But the body positivity people 759 00:35:36,344 --> 00:35:37,811 are just gonna destroy all the drugs 760 00:35:37,836 --> 00:35:39,370 - and I'm gonna be fat. - You are not gonna be fat, Cartman. 761 00:35:39,395 --> 00:35:40,996 - I'm gonna be fat. Yes, I am. - Listen to me. 762 00:35:41,021 --> 00:35:42,244 - I'm gonna be fat forever! - You're not gonna be fat! 763 00:35:42,269 --> 00:35:43,205 You can't do anything. They have all the power. 764 00:35:43,230 --> 00:35:43,955 We'll get the drugs somewhere else. 765 00:35:43,980 --> 00:35:44,970 They want to keep me this way. 766 00:35:44,995 --> 00:35:46,219 We just have to keep working harder. 767 00:35:46,244 --> 00:35:47,220 I'm gonna be fat as fuck, Kyle! 768 00:35:47,245 --> 00:35:48,619 We're gonna fuckin' figure it out! 769 00:35:53,151 --> 00:35:54,385 Cartman? 770 00:35:54,410 --> 00:35:56,533 I just got to get my next dose soon, you guys. 771 00:35:56,985 --> 00:35:58,633 Something's going on down there. 772 00:36:10,376 --> 00:36:11,945 It's okay, you're just experiencing 773 00:36:11,970 --> 00:36:14,478 some side effects from your medication. 774 00:36:19,252 --> 00:36:20,779 I'm so sorry. 775 00:36:20,879 --> 00:36:22,122 It's all right, Mrs. Marsh. 776 00:36:22,147 --> 00:36:23,281 We've been seeing a lot of this lately 777 00:36:23,306 --> 00:36:24,875 with people taking Lizzo. 778 00:36:24,900 --> 00:36:28,704 Now, are you mostly defecating out your anus or out your ears? 779 00:36:29,029 --> 00:36:30,797 M-My ears. 780 00:36:30,822 --> 00:36:32,791 Yup, all right, let's take a look. 781 00:36:34,884 --> 00:36:35,869 Uh-huh. Yep. 782 00:36:35,894 --> 00:36:36,994 Okay. 783 00:36:37,046 --> 00:36:38,634 Well, that confirms it, Mrs. Marsh. 784 00:36:38,659 --> 00:36:40,907 I'm afraid with all the Lizzo you've been takin', 785 00:36:40,932 --> 00:36:43,134 you've given yourself "diabeartes." 786 00:36:43,234 --> 00:36:46,609 - What? I have diabetes? - Diab-ear-tes. 787 00:36:46,634 --> 00:36:49,908 It's a mild form of diabetes that occurs mostly in the ears. 788 00:36:50,083 --> 00:36:51,618 It's something you'll have to manage 789 00:36:51,643 --> 00:36:52,811 for the rest of your life. 790 00:36:52,911 --> 00:36:54,379 But that's really good news. 791 00:36:54,555 --> 00:36:56,557 H-How the hell is that good news? 792 00:36:56,582 --> 00:37:00,385 Because! Now I can write you a prescription for Ozempic! 793 00:37:00,560 --> 00:37:02,362 With your condition, you're finally eligible 794 00:37:02,387 --> 00:37:04,122 for semaglutides. 795 00:37:04,744 --> 00:37:07,267 I-I can get on Ozempic now? 796 00:37:07,292 --> 00:37:08,439 Yes, ma'am. 797 00:37:08,464 --> 00:37:10,336 Congratulations on your diabeartes, Mrs. Marsh. 798 00:37:10,368 --> 00:37:13,134 We'll see you back here looking skinny in a few weeks. 799 00:37:16,935 --> 00:37:19,638 All right, next. Come on in, Mrs. Munoz. 800 00:37:20,728 --> 00:37:22,883 Experiencing some side effects with your Lizzo? 801 00:37:22,908 --> 00:37:24,142 - Yes. 802 00:37:27,045 --> 00:37:29,463 Come on, dude. You don't want to do this. 803 00:37:29,677 --> 00:37:31,178 Yes, I do. 804 00:37:31,349 --> 00:37:33,619 Eric, there's so much to live for. 805 00:37:33,719 --> 00:37:34,752 What's he doing? 806 00:37:34,777 --> 00:37:35,944 Cartman's in there with a cereal bomb 807 00:37:35,969 --> 00:37:37,163 that he says is ten times more destructive 808 00:37:37,188 --> 00:37:38,291 than an Oppenheimer. 809 00:37:38,316 --> 00:37:39,906 He says it's called a Stormy Daniels. 810 00:37:39,931 --> 00:37:40,967 Cartman! 811 00:37:40,992 --> 00:37:42,903 Cartman, stop! I have a solution! 812 00:37:42,928 --> 00:37:45,897 Forget it. I'm going down with a Stormy Daniels. 813 00:37:45,997 --> 00:37:47,565 No, Cartman, stop eating! 814 00:37:47,658 --> 00:37:49,142 I found more semaglutide. 815 00:37:49,167 --> 00:37:51,111 It's gonna be here within the hour. 816 00:38:00,361 --> 00:38:01,655 Go easy, Cartman. 817 00:38:01,680 --> 00:38:03,849 What do you mean it's gonna be here within the hour? 818 00:38:04,024 --> 00:38:06,026 I found another supplier in North Carolina. 819 00:38:06,051 --> 00:38:08,194 They make raw semaglutides for all the other drugs. 820 00:38:08,219 --> 00:38:10,727 They let me order a whole truck of raw powder wholesale. 821 00:38:10,752 --> 00:38:13,591 The app says the truck is already almost here. See? 822 00:38:13,830 --> 00:38:15,902 As soon as it gets here, we can make you another dose, 823 00:38:15,927 --> 00:38:17,938 and you'll have your willpower back. 824 00:38:17,963 --> 00:38:20,431 You just gotta hang on a little bit longer. 825 00:38:22,167 --> 00:38:24,803 Fine. I won't eat it just yet. 826 00:38:24,978 --> 00:38:26,146 Kenny, put this in the refrigerator 827 00:38:26,171 --> 00:38:27,505 so the skin doesn't get soggy. 828 00:38:27,680 --> 00:38:29,115 Ew, gross. 829 00:38:29,140 --> 00:38:31,342 Okay, let's be totally ready when the truck gets here. 830 00:38:31,442 --> 00:38:32,883 Stan, get the biostatic water ready. 831 00:38:32,908 --> 00:38:34,354 Butters, prepare another syringe. 832 00:38:34,379 --> 00:38:36,715 The delivery is gonna be here in the next 40 minutes. 833 00:38:55,000 --> 00:38:57,268 Got some construction going on. 834 00:38:59,871 --> 00:39:01,281 Seems kind of inappropriate 835 00:39:01,306 --> 00:39:04,209 to wear a midriff shirt while working, don't it? 836 00:39:04,385 --> 00:39:05,686 Take your foot off the pedal! 837 00:39:05,711 --> 00:39:07,153 How much semaglutide you got in the back?! 838 00:39:07,178 --> 00:39:09,923 - Hey! - Get him, girls! 839 00:39:10,237 --> 00:39:11,538 No! 840 00:39:12,228 --> 00:39:13,384 - Stop. 841 00:39:13,634 --> 00:39:14,642 Stop! 842 00:39:15,315 --> 00:39:16,616 Fuck this! 843 00:39:18,267 --> 00:39:20,242 What the hell are you doing? 844 00:39:20,267 --> 00:39:21,477 You're bad people! 845 00:39:21,502 --> 00:39:23,436 I'm getting the fuck away from you! 846 00:39:23,461 --> 00:39:24,595 Hey! 847 00:39:27,766 --> 00:39:29,175 He's taking the drugs! 848 00:39:29,200 --> 00:39:31,079 Get that motherfucker! 849 00:39:36,942 --> 00:39:38,176 Shit! 850 00:39:52,724 --> 00:39:53,992 Oh, goddamn it. 851 00:39:54,017 --> 00:39:55,483 - What's wrong? - The truck was almost here 852 00:39:55,508 --> 00:39:57,176 but now it's going the wrong way again. 853 00:39:58,284 --> 00:39:59,886 What the fuck is this guy doing? 854 00:40:13,952 --> 00:40:15,202 Oh, for fuck's sake. 855 00:40:15,350 --> 00:40:16,466 Now it's doing that thing 856 00:40:16,491 --> 00:40:17,982 where it just keeps spinning around in circles. 857 00:40:18,007 --> 00:40:19,284 Oh, I hate that. 858 00:40:19,309 --> 00:40:21,585 Come on, we got to go track this asshole down. 859 00:40:34,249 --> 00:40:35,433 What the fuck? 860 00:40:36,155 --> 00:40:37,827 The truck went west by Target. 861 00:40:37,852 --> 00:40:39,468 And then went east again. 862 00:40:40,138 --> 00:40:41,710 I think it's over this way now. 863 00:40:42,897 --> 00:40:43,850 I don't get it. 864 00:40:43,875 --> 00:40:45,743 It says the truck is right here. 865 00:40:45,844 --> 00:40:47,210 Uh, there it is. 866 00:40:49,291 --> 00:40:50,843 Oh, shit! 867 00:40:55,843 --> 00:40:57,055 Dad, what are you doing? 868 00:40:59,514 --> 00:41:01,421 I'm in deep, Stan. 869 00:41:01,827 --> 00:41:03,103 Daddy's a drug addict. 870 00:41:03,639 --> 00:41:05,005 I should have never worn 871 00:41:05,030 --> 00:41:06,915 this midriff shirt to school. 872 00:41:07,194 --> 00:41:09,634 Certain things just aren't appropriate to wear. 873 00:41:10,109 --> 00:41:11,634 Oh-oh, look, fellas! 874 00:41:12,904 --> 00:41:14,347 Give us the drugs! 875 00:41:14,372 --> 00:41:15,882 Aw, not them again. 876 00:41:15,907 --> 00:41:17,438 Get in the truck! 877 00:41:18,910 --> 00:41:20,509 Whoa, whoa, wait! 878 00:41:23,626 --> 00:41:25,550 Fellas, help! 879 00:41:29,720 --> 00:41:30,788 You guys, look. 880 00:41:30,813 --> 00:41:31,881 Is that the cops? 881 00:41:32,057 --> 00:41:33,587 What is that? 882 00:41:36,194 --> 00:41:38,296 Destroy that shipment! 883 00:41:38,528 --> 00:41:40,163 Dude, it's Cocoa Puffs bird. 884 00:41:43,401 --> 00:41:44,903 And-and Cap'n Crunch. 885 00:41:44,928 --> 00:41:46,596 I think that's Cap'n Crunch. 886 00:41:47,438 --> 00:41:50,921 You ain't taking this shit to your compounding pharmacy! 887 00:41:50,946 --> 00:41:53,344 What's a compounding pharmacy? 888 00:42:01,415 --> 00:42:03,754 Those are our drugs, fuckos! 889 00:42:26,723 --> 00:42:29,393 - Aah! - Tony the Tiger killed Kenny! 890 00:42:37,822 --> 00:42:41,092 Stan, take Daddy's gun and shoot those MILFs! 891 00:42:41,192 --> 00:42:43,128 No, Dad, I'm not shooting anyone's mom. 892 00:42:43,228 --> 00:42:44,889 I'll fucking shoot them. 893 00:42:57,475 --> 00:42:59,677 Butters, what are you doing? 894 00:42:59,777 --> 00:43:01,212 Oh, hey, Mom. 895 00:43:01,312 --> 00:43:04,849 Butters, you give Mommy those obesity drugs right now! 896 00:43:04,950 --> 00:43:07,352 But I thought you didn't use obesity drugs, Mom. 897 00:43:07,377 --> 00:43:09,512 I thought you were doing Pilates and stuff. 898 00:44:04,742 --> 00:44:06,177 Fuck you! 899 00:44:23,199 --> 00:44:25,463 -The fuck are you doing? - I can reach it. 900 00:44:25,488 --> 00:44:27,273 Cartman, get your fat ass back in the truck. 901 00:44:27,298 --> 00:44:28,434 No, I can get them. 902 00:44:28,459 --> 00:44:30,473 I can get the obesity drugs. I can have my hunger 903 00:44:30,498 --> 00:44:32,207 suppressed for another week. 904 00:44:44,690 --> 00:44:46,359 No! 905 00:44:46,384 --> 00:44:47,852 Dad, look out! 906 00:45:07,496 --> 00:45:09,149 Get the drugs in the garage! 907 00:45:09,174 --> 00:45:10,716 We'll make Cartman's shot first. 908 00:45:10,741 --> 00:45:13,378 Kyle, what the hell is going on? 909 00:45:15,655 --> 00:45:16,889 We've got a full order 910 00:45:16,914 --> 00:45:18,449 of semaglutides to be given to the needy. 911 00:45:18,474 --> 00:45:20,051 They're all trying to take it, but everything in here 912 00:45:20,076 --> 00:45:21,504 belongs to us. 913 00:45:33,164 --> 00:45:34,317 Hello. 914 00:45:37,226 --> 00:45:38,562 Where's our drugs? 915 00:45:39,332 --> 00:45:41,881 Yeah, the, uh, pharmaceutical company 916 00:45:41,906 --> 00:45:44,293 you ordered from was insured with us. 917 00:45:44,770 --> 00:45:46,794 What do you mean? We-we don't get them? 918 00:45:46,819 --> 00:45:48,221 You'll-you'll be able to get them. 919 00:45:48,246 --> 00:45:50,323 See, we just work in tandem with the suppliers, 920 00:45:50,348 --> 00:45:52,582 so all you'll have to do is navigate... 921 00:45:52,607 --> 00:45:54,637 ...the American health care system. 922 00:46:12,953 --> 00:46:14,487 Oh, my God, stop! 923 00:46:14,512 --> 00:46:17,408 Sharon, you don't want to mess with that stuff. 924 00:46:18,137 --> 00:46:20,754 Randy, why are you wearing one of Shelley's shirts? 925 00:46:21,099 --> 00:46:23,504 It's time for me to tell you the truth. 926 00:46:24,557 --> 00:46:26,892 I told you that I've been going out on hikes 927 00:46:26,917 --> 00:46:28,863 and doing Pilates. 928 00:46:29,120 --> 00:46:31,055 But it's not true. 929 00:46:31,156 --> 00:46:33,158 I've just been... 930 00:46:33,258 --> 00:46:34,988 doing that shit. 931 00:46:35,835 --> 00:46:37,069 You have? 932 00:46:37,094 --> 00:46:39,464 Why didn't you just admit it when I asked you? 933 00:46:39,639 --> 00:46:41,907 Well, 'cause I thought you'd be pissed. 934 00:46:42,083 --> 00:46:45,186 I had no idea you'd... want to do 'em, too. 935 00:46:45,211 --> 00:46:47,012 But how have you been getting them? 936 00:46:47,037 --> 00:46:48,871 They're so hard to get. 937 00:46:50,183 --> 00:46:52,152 A, uh, a group of women 938 00:46:52,177 --> 00:46:54,129 were sharing theirs with me. 939 00:46:54,345 --> 00:46:56,414 I'd go to their houses and, uh... 940 00:46:56,514 --> 00:46:58,363 do it with them. 941 00:46:58,592 --> 00:47:00,193 Oh, and what do you think? 942 00:47:00,218 --> 00:47:02,528 Are you seeing any improvements? 943 00:47:02,853 --> 00:47:04,397 Wha--? Wait. 944 00:47:04,422 --> 00:47:06,291 You're-you're not pissed? 945 00:47:06,391 --> 00:47:08,326 No, I'm not pissed, Randy. 946 00:47:08,426 --> 00:47:10,027 Everyone wants to do this stuff. 947 00:47:10,127 --> 00:47:12,297 How can you say no to it? 948 00:47:12,472 --> 00:47:14,940 You are so much cooler 949 00:47:14,965 --> 00:47:17,435 than any other woman out there, you know that? 950 00:47:17,535 --> 00:47:20,705 And I do not want you to change one bit. 951 00:47:22,240 --> 00:47:24,442 You don't? Really? 952 00:47:24,542 --> 00:47:26,043 The truth is, Sharon, 953 00:47:26,218 --> 00:47:28,087 I think these are bad drugs. 954 00:47:28,112 --> 00:47:30,381 They just made me crave everything less 955 00:47:30,406 --> 00:47:32,481 and yet my dick still worked. 956 00:47:32,850 --> 00:47:36,020 Hey, let's say just you and me 957 00:47:36,520 --> 00:47:39,299 go to the Holiday Inn tonight and do some molly. 958 00:47:39,324 --> 00:47:41,859 What? Like we did back in college? 959 00:47:42,034 --> 00:47:43,569 Yeah, sweetheart. 960 00:47:44,015 --> 00:47:46,121 Let's go do some good drugs. 961 00:47:51,397 --> 00:47:53,942 Hey, oh, hey, Sharon, look, my dick doesn't work! 962 00:47:53,967 --> 00:47:55,676 -Oh, wow. - Yeah! Ha-ha, this is great! 963 00:48:04,357 --> 00:48:08,127 Well, I guess that's it for our compounding pharmacy. 964 00:48:08,660 --> 00:48:11,522 Yeah, I'm just kind of glad it's all over with. 965 00:48:11,996 --> 00:48:13,543 I was wrong. 966 00:48:14,168 --> 00:48:16,918 I used to think fat people just needed more willpower. 967 00:48:17,653 --> 00:48:20,465 But now I see what it's like to have willpower not be enough. 968 00:48:21,301 --> 00:48:23,343 We got sugar companies, pharmaceutical companies 969 00:48:23,368 --> 00:48:25,536 and insurance companies all just trying to figure out 970 00:48:25,561 --> 00:48:27,730 how to make money off of our fucking health. 971 00:48:27,905 --> 00:48:30,450 How can anyone have willpower when all these forces 972 00:48:30,475 --> 00:48:32,209 are manipulating us every day? 973 00:48:32,310 --> 00:48:33,644 It's impossible. 974 00:48:33,744 --> 00:48:35,446 And I've learned one very important thing. 975 00:48:35,546 --> 00:48:38,949 It isn't fair to put the blame on anyone for their weight. 976 00:48:39,049 --> 00:48:40,050 Yeah. 977 00:48:40,150 --> 00:48:41,218 Yeah. 978 00:48:41,319 --> 00:48:42,453 What do you say, guys? 979 00:48:42,553 --> 00:48:43,821 Let's all agree as a school-- 980 00:48:43,921 --> 00:48:46,266 no, as a society-- that we won't make fun 981 00:48:46,291 --> 00:48:48,215 of obesity anymore. 982 00:48:50,403 --> 00:48:51,971 Wait, what did you say? 983 00:48:51,996 --> 00:48:53,798 I said we're not going to be critical 984 00:48:53,823 --> 00:48:55,691 of anyone for their weight ever again. 985 00:48:55,866 --> 00:48:57,668 - Are you serious? 986 00:48:57,844 --> 00:48:59,312 But, you guys, 987 00:48:59,337 --> 00:49:02,206 that's all I've been wishing for this whole time. 988 00:49:02,382 --> 00:49:03,749 It all worked out, you guys. 989 00:49:03,774 --> 00:49:06,033 - Kyle, guess what? - What? 990 00:49:06,058 --> 00:49:07,860 You're a fucking dipshit ginger. 991 00:49:07,965 --> 00:49:10,843 You've got fucking freckles and your religion is a goddamn lie. 992 00:49:10,868 --> 00:49:12,425 Shut up, Cartman. 993 00:49:12,450 --> 00:49:14,151 You... you... 994 00:49:14,251 --> 00:49:15,953 Oh, my God, yes! 995 00:49:16,053 --> 00:49:17,187 Fucking yes! 996 00:49:17,364 --> 00:49:19,299 Wendy, you've got little tiny saggy tits 997 00:49:19,324 --> 00:49:20,658 and your breath stinks. 998 00:49:20,758 --> 00:49:22,343 - What? - That's it! 999 00:49:22,368 --> 00:49:24,870 That's it, you can't say anything, and you... 1000 00:49:27,632 --> 00:49:29,542 Hey, Mr. Rollins, you dress like a bitch. 1001 00:49:29,567 --> 00:49:31,636 Hello, ma'am, you've got a big nose. 1002 00:49:31,736 --> 00:49:33,771 Hey, do I know you? Fuck you. 1003 00:49:34,493 --> 00:49:35,581 Nice hair, cheesedick. 1004 00:49:35,606 --> 00:49:37,074 Ha-ha, you're in a wheelchair. 1005 00:49:37,174 --> 00:49:39,477 Hey, ugly, I'm checking in, please. 1006 00:49:40,277 --> 00:49:43,481 You're flying to Pakistan all by yourself, young man? 1007 00:49:43,581 --> 00:49:44,815 That's right. 1008 00:49:45,337 --> 00:49:47,415 I've got a lot of catching up to do. 1009 00:49:50,154 --> 00:49:51,961 Yes! 1010 00:49:52,010 --> 00:49:59,010 _