1 00:00:03,107 --> 00:00:07,474 www.subtitulamos.tv 2 00:00:39,019 --> 00:00:41,973 _ 3 00:01:07,686 --> 00:01:09,066 Bloody hell. 4 00:01:18,226 --> 00:01:21,080 - Morning. - Oh, hiya, Larry. 5 00:01:22,153 --> 00:01:23,952 Foxes, is it? 6 00:01:24,080 --> 00:01:27,340 Yeah. Either that, or Damon's had the midnight munchies. 7 00:01:29,166 --> 00:01:32,005 I might put poison down, that'd soon stop 'em. 8 00:01:32,120 --> 00:01:33,720 Best to use a brick. 9 00:01:35,073 --> 00:01:37,152 - A brick?! - Well, that's what I do. 10 00:01:37,240 --> 00:01:40,300 I don't think the animal cruelty people would be too happy with that. 11 00:01:40,320 --> 00:01:43,000 No, I mean to put on top of the bin, 12 00:01:43,020 --> 00:01:44,900 so they can't knock it over. 13 00:01:45,018 --> 00:01:45,865 Oh, yeah. 14 00:01:45,886 --> 00:01:48,420 - Are you settling in all right? - Not bad. 15 00:01:48,440 --> 00:01:50,660 We're still living out of boxes, but we're getting there. 16 00:01:50,680 --> 00:01:52,960 Now, Popcorn, you come here! 17 00:01:53,000 --> 00:01:54,820 Ooh, he's a beggar for food! 18 00:01:54,840 --> 00:01:56,580 Fill your boots, Popcorn! 19 00:01:56,600 --> 00:01:58,380 Saves me picking it all up! 20 00:01:58,400 --> 00:02:00,973 Anyway, as I say, anything I can do, 21 00:02:01,680 --> 00:02:03,006 let me know. 22 00:02:03,133 --> 00:02:04,680 Thanks, Larry. 23 00:02:05,053 --> 00:02:06,693 Ah, see you. 24 00:02:07,360 --> 00:02:08,366 Yeah. 25 00:02:08,573 --> 00:02:10,860 Come on, you. Mind the road, please. 26 00:02:11,080 --> 00:02:12,300 This way. 27 00:02:12,766 --> 00:02:14,033 Good boy. 28 00:02:21,939 --> 00:02:25,000 - They look so false, don't they? - Oh, God, yeah. 29 00:02:25,866 --> 00:02:28,300 One for the winter newsletter, I think! 30 00:02:29,053 --> 00:02:31,513 - Ban plastic now. - OK. 31 00:02:31,560 --> 00:02:32,900 - Ready? - Yeah. 32 00:02:36,613 --> 00:02:38,673 - Are they in? - I think so, I'm not sure. 33 00:02:38,693 --> 00:02:40,193 - I've never seen them yet. - Right. 34 00:02:40,213 --> 00:02:42,026 - Oh, here we are. - We're not stopping, right? 35 00:02:42,046 --> 00:02:43,033 - No. - Yeah? 36 00:02:43,060 --> 00:02:44,020 Hello. 37 00:02:44,040 --> 00:02:46,340 We just thought we'd come over and introduce ourselves. 38 00:02:46,360 --> 00:02:48,220 Ken and Sheila from number eight. 39 00:02:48,240 --> 00:02:50,140 Oh, hi. Damon. 40 00:02:50,160 --> 00:02:51,540 Damian? 41 00:02:51,560 --> 00:02:53,820 - No. Damon. - Oh, Damon! 42 00:02:53,840 --> 00:02:56,000 Like, er, like, er, like the jam. 43 00:02:56,120 --> 00:02:58,866 - That's damson, you dozy sod! - Oh, yes! 44 00:02:58,886 --> 00:03:00,093 Ignore him. 45 00:03:00,340 --> 00:03:01,746 How are you settling in? 46 00:03:01,806 --> 00:03:03,060 Yeah, good, thanks. 47 00:03:03,080 --> 00:03:04,753 Still living out of boxes, you know? 48 00:03:04,773 --> 00:03:06,793 Yes, we'd noticed a lot of takeaway bikes. 49 00:03:06,813 --> 00:03:09,540 I said to Ken, "She's probably not got her kitchen up together yet." 50 00:03:09,560 --> 00:03:11,620 - Yeah, well. - Yeah, well. Anyway... 51 00:03:11,640 --> 00:03:14,153 - Yeah. - There's a cauliflower quiche in there for you. 52 00:03:14,173 --> 00:03:15,820 - Enjoy. - Thank you. Very kind. 53 00:03:15,840 --> 00:03:18,940 Probably healthier than all those curries and whatnot! 54 00:03:21,200 --> 00:03:23,900 It's, er, it's Valerie, your wife, isn't it? 55 00:03:23,920 --> 00:03:25,900 Yeah, Val, yeah. She's at work at the moment. 56 00:03:25,920 --> 00:03:28,220 Yeah, we've seen her driving off every morning. 57 00:03:28,240 --> 00:03:30,220 Not had a chance to say hello yet. 58 00:03:30,240 --> 00:03:33,020 How do you find the Peugeot? I've heard mixed reports. 59 00:03:33,040 --> 00:03:34,780 Yeah, it's fine as a runaround, 60 00:03:34,800 --> 00:03:36,700 but looking to get an electric next. 61 00:03:36,720 --> 00:03:37,933 Oof, good luck! 62 00:03:38,220 --> 00:03:40,500 Tricky customers if they break down, I believe. 63 00:03:40,566 --> 00:03:42,800 They run off an iPad, don't they? 64 00:03:43,080 --> 00:03:45,140 I'm learning to drive at the moment, 65 00:03:45,160 --> 00:03:47,260 but Ken won't take me out in our car. 66 00:03:47,280 --> 00:03:49,586 Well, we've got a Volvo estate, Damon, can you blame me?! 67 00:03:49,606 --> 00:03:51,440 Well, how am I supposed to practise, then?! 68 00:03:51,460 --> 00:03:52,466 Well... 69 00:03:53,320 --> 00:03:56,820 Anyway, tell Val to pop round for a cuppa whenever she wants. 70 00:03:56,840 --> 00:03:59,780 - Hmm, yeah. - And when you're all settled in, well, we'll, er... 71 00:03:59,800 --> 00:04:01,206 Well, we'll have some supper. 72 00:04:01,226 --> 00:04:02,780 we'll have to have you round for some supper, yeah. 73 00:04:02,800 --> 00:04:03,940 Yeah, lovely. Thank you. 74 00:04:03,960 --> 00:04:05,820 - And, er, just a little tip. - Yeah? 75 00:04:05,840 --> 00:04:08,860 I noticed you'd got some boxes out for recycling. 76 00:04:08,880 --> 00:04:11,526 But you have to break it down and put it in the bin 77 00:04:11,546 --> 00:04:14,060 with the lid fully closed, otherwise they won't take it. 78 00:04:14,080 --> 00:04:17,180 Oh, OK. Well, they did actually take it, so... 79 00:04:17,200 --> 00:04:19,900 - Yeah, well, just for future reference. - Right. 80 00:04:20,480 --> 00:04:22,940 Bring the Tupperware back whenever, no need to wash it. 81 00:04:22,960 --> 00:04:24,740 Thanks, Sheila, very kind. Nice to meet you. 82 00:04:24,760 --> 00:04:26,253 - Nice to meet you, too. - Bye. 83 00:04:26,273 --> 00:04:27,573 Take care. 84 00:04:29,500 --> 00:04:30,780 - Oof! - Well! 85 00:04:30,800 --> 00:04:33,600 - Were those pyjama bottoms? - I've got no idea. 86 00:04:36,913 --> 00:04:41,033 _ 87 00:04:47,679 --> 00:04:50,373 - Turn that down, please! - Why do you keep turning it down? 88 00:04:50,393 --> 00:04:51,980 Because it's too loud! 89 00:04:52,840 --> 00:04:54,600 I can't hear the telly. 90 00:04:54,639 --> 00:04:56,939 You've never liked my taste in music, we know that. 91 00:04:57,026 --> 00:04:59,586 Yeah, well, you're not at the estate now, you know?! 92 00:05:08,653 --> 00:05:11,193 Oh, hey, here she comes, I told you. 93 00:05:11,360 --> 00:05:12,860 Oh, don't worry. 94 00:05:12,880 --> 00:05:15,220 - Probably just lost her broomstick. - Yeah. 95 00:05:16,960 --> 00:05:19,740 - Hiya, Sheila. - Hello! My goodness! 96 00:05:19,760 --> 00:05:21,700 You're a pair of busy bees, aren't you? 97 00:05:21,720 --> 00:05:24,100 Yeah, we love Halloween, we always make a big thing of it. 98 00:05:24,120 --> 00:05:25,340 So I can see. 99 00:05:25,360 --> 00:05:28,133 You won't be doing any more than this, though, will you? 100 00:05:28,360 --> 00:05:29,620 How do you mean? 101 00:05:29,640 --> 00:05:32,140 Well, we don't want to attract the mischief-makers 102 00:05:32,160 --> 00:05:33,700 from the estate, do we? 103 00:05:33,720 --> 00:05:35,380 Oh, they're only kids. 104 00:05:35,400 --> 00:05:37,486 Yeah, I know, but as you can see, 105 00:05:37,506 --> 00:05:39,626 nobody else really indulges it on the close. 106 00:05:39,646 --> 00:05:41,766 Well, if you can grin and bear it for a couple of days, 107 00:05:41,786 --> 00:05:43,680 it doesn't last long. It's just a bit of fun, isn't it? 108 00:05:43,700 --> 00:05:45,660 Oh, yeah, I'm not saying that. 109 00:05:45,680 --> 00:05:47,660 Ken and I like fun, we love fun. 110 00:05:47,680 --> 00:05:49,526 We went to crazy golf at the weekend. 111 00:05:49,546 --> 00:05:50,940 - Nice! - Yeah. 112 00:05:50,960 --> 00:05:53,246 Well, I was just thinking about you, Val, 113 00:05:53,266 --> 00:05:55,453 we don't want you attracting undesirables. 114 00:05:55,473 --> 00:05:57,820 Oh, no, don't worry, Humphrey will scare 'em off. 115 00:05:57,840 --> 00:06:00,260 - Humphrey? - Humphrey Bone-gart! 116 00:06:01,760 --> 00:06:04,500 Happy Halloween! 117 00:06:05,399 --> 00:06:07,658 Will we be seeing you and Kenny at the Stag later? 118 00:06:07,679 --> 00:06:09,260 They're having a fancy-dress do. 119 00:06:09,280 --> 00:06:10,693 No, I don't think so. 120 00:06:10,840 --> 00:06:13,260 It's Michael Ball's Who Do You Think You Are? tonight, 121 00:06:13,280 --> 00:06:14,980 and we've been looking forward to it. 122 00:06:15,000 --> 00:06:17,426 We once met him on a cruise, you know, 123 00:06:17,446 --> 00:06:19,880 and we've been following his career ever since, so... 124 00:06:20,786 --> 00:06:23,526 Well, I hope you have a good time. The three of you. 125 00:06:23,566 --> 00:06:25,313 Oh, no, Humphrey's... He's not coming. 126 00:06:25,333 --> 00:06:27,080 He's got NO BODY to go with! 127 00:06:28,166 --> 00:06:29,466 I see. 128 00:06:29,880 --> 00:06:32,460 - Well, have a pleasant evening. - Yeah. And you. 129 00:06:37,520 --> 00:06:39,360 Michael Ball. Fucking hell. 130 00:07:11,566 --> 00:07:12,966 Hello? 131 00:07:16,440 --> 00:07:18,093 Can you let me in? 132 00:07:20,146 --> 00:07:21,546 Where's your key? 133 00:07:22,880 --> 00:07:24,080 I don't know. 134 00:07:24,640 --> 00:07:26,140 In my other jacket. 135 00:07:26,660 --> 00:07:29,020 You're a fucking joke, Damon. D'you know that? 136 00:07:30,133 --> 00:07:31,286 Yeah. 137 00:07:34,560 --> 00:07:35,800 Sorry. 138 00:07:40,900 --> 00:07:42,440 Thank you, love. 139 00:07:45,880 --> 00:07:48,740 I was... No, because you spilt it down the stairs. 140 00:07:48,760 --> 00:07:50,199 I haven't spilt it. 141 00:07:50,219 --> 00:07:51,946 If you'd have stayed with me in the pub... 142 00:07:51,972 --> 00:07:53,366 Why didn't you stay, Val? 143 00:07:54,760 --> 00:07:57,766 - And I get a little drunk. - And then you get aggressive. 144 00:07:57,786 --> 00:07:59,660 Ah, aggressive! What you talking about?! 145 00:07:59,680 --> 00:08:01,293 - Look at you now! - You talking about? 146 00:08:01,313 --> 00:08:03,700 - Oh my God! It's all clear! - Back! 147 00:08:03,720 --> 00:08:06,586 - Is that what do you think? - Oh, get your... out my way. 148 00:08:06,606 --> 00:08:08,093 Ah, piss off. 149 00:08:09,426 --> 00:08:11,566 No, you better not, I've just bought that. 150 00:08:11,587 --> 00:08:14,053 - No, fuck off. - You fuck off! 151 00:08:14,073 --> 00:08:15,660 - No, you fuck off. - What are you...? 152 00:08:15,680 --> 00:08:17,853 Get away from it! Get out! 153 00:08:17,873 --> 00:08:19,173 No! 154 00:08:32,193 --> 00:08:33,673 Pop up here. 155 00:08:47,539 --> 00:08:48,979 Hiya, Larry! 156 00:08:49,600 --> 00:08:51,660 Oh, hi, Kenny. You all right? 157 00:08:51,680 --> 00:08:52,980 Yeah, not bad. 158 00:08:53,000 --> 00:08:54,633 Sheila's costing me an arm and a leg 159 00:08:54,686 --> 00:08:57,126 with these bloody driving lessons, but... 160 00:08:57,280 --> 00:08:58,493 When's the test? 161 00:08:58,513 --> 00:09:00,700 Oh, it won't be for ages yet. She's failed it twice. 162 00:09:00,720 --> 00:09:02,480 Hello! Hello! 163 00:09:03,207 --> 00:09:04,207 Hey. 164 00:09:04,540 --> 00:09:07,580 Have you heard any funny noises coming from in there? 165 00:09:07,746 --> 00:09:09,100 How do you mean? 166 00:09:09,613 --> 00:09:11,119 They've been banging about, 167 00:09:11,166 --> 00:09:13,860 doing DIY and God knows what at all hours. 168 00:09:13,893 --> 00:09:16,020 Oh, no, that's not on. Have you said something? 169 00:09:16,040 --> 00:09:18,060 I've just tried, but there's no-one in. 170 00:09:18,080 --> 00:09:20,806 Right. I'd speak to the wife, if I were you. 171 00:09:20,826 --> 00:09:22,380 She seems like the reasonable one. 172 00:09:22,400 --> 00:09:24,140 - He's always half-cut. - I will. 173 00:09:24,160 --> 00:09:26,099 All right, good luck. See you later, pal. 174 00:09:26,153 --> 00:09:27,673 Ah, see you, Kenny. 175 00:09:30,373 --> 00:09:31,680 Come on, then. 176 00:11:02,186 --> 00:11:03,740 Oh... Oh, I'm sorry, did I wake you? 177 00:11:03,760 --> 00:11:05,620 No, just had a bit of a late night. 178 00:11:05,640 --> 00:11:06,940 What do you want now? 179 00:11:06,960 --> 00:11:09,460 I just wondered if you'd finished with my Tupperware? 180 00:11:09,480 --> 00:11:10,980 What Tupperware? 181 00:11:11,320 --> 00:11:14,180 You remember I brought you that quiche round, just after you'd moved in? 182 00:11:14,220 --> 00:11:16,180 And I know I said bring it back when you're ready, 183 00:11:16,233 --> 00:11:17,913 but it's been a while, 184 00:11:17,947 --> 00:11:21,500 and I do like to do a bake for the old folks in the home up the road. 185 00:11:21,520 --> 00:11:23,300 I don't know where it is. 186 00:11:23,320 --> 00:11:25,060 Well, maybe Valerie does. Is she in? 187 00:11:25,080 --> 00:11:26,480 Not at the moment. 188 00:11:27,880 --> 00:11:30,286 We haven't seen her for ages. How is she? 189 00:11:30,306 --> 00:11:31,926 - She's fine. - Good. 190 00:11:32,360 --> 00:11:34,266 Well, send her my best wishes. 191 00:11:35,713 --> 00:11:38,319 If you like, I could just bob in and have a rootle round, 192 00:11:38,346 --> 00:11:39,820 I've probably got a good idea where she's put it... 193 00:11:39,840 --> 00:11:41,740 I am in the middle of something at the moment, 194 00:11:41,760 --> 00:11:43,460 so it's not convenient. 195 00:11:43,553 --> 00:11:45,713 But if I find it, I'll bring it round. 196 00:11:47,006 --> 00:11:48,373 Lovely. 197 00:11:49,160 --> 00:11:51,120 Just pop it in the porch if we're not in. 198 00:11:52,120 --> 00:11:53,433 All right. 199 00:11:54,360 --> 00:11:55,560 Toodle-pip. 200 00:11:57,360 --> 00:11:59,480 - Love to Val. - Yeah. 201 00:12:37,519 --> 00:12:39,539 - Have you got the key? - Yeah. 202 00:12:39,720 --> 00:12:41,780 Are you sure we should be doing this, though? 203 00:12:41,800 --> 00:12:44,380 Well, you said yourself, there's been something fishy going on, 204 00:12:44,400 --> 00:12:46,093 all that banging and shouting. 205 00:12:46,113 --> 00:12:47,860 Bloody footprints on the drive. 206 00:12:47,880 --> 00:12:50,980 - It doesn't mean he's murdered her! - And it doesn't mean he hasn't. 207 00:12:51,000 --> 00:12:52,700 What's the point of having a Neighbourhood Watch 208 00:12:52,720 --> 00:12:54,493 - if we're not watching out for each other? - Yeah. 209 00:12:54,532 --> 00:12:56,699 - Right, everybody, gloves on. - Oh, yeah. 210 00:12:59,520 --> 00:13:01,380 Larry, what are they supposed to be? 211 00:13:01,400 --> 00:13:02,580 Well, it's all I've got. 212 00:13:02,600 --> 00:13:04,653 Oh, well, you'll have to stand watch, then. 213 00:13:04,673 --> 00:13:06,620 Right, give me the key. 214 00:13:08,806 --> 00:13:10,113 Thank you. 215 00:13:11,453 --> 00:13:12,813 OK... 216 00:13:14,560 --> 00:13:16,160 It's not working! 217 00:13:16,360 --> 00:13:18,453 - Are you sure it's the right one? - Yes! 218 00:13:18,499 --> 00:13:20,620 The Bensons gave it t'me, I've had it years. 219 00:13:20,640 --> 00:13:22,500 I used to go in and feed their cat. 220 00:13:22,520 --> 00:13:24,340 - Let me have a go. - OK. 221 00:13:24,600 --> 00:13:26,973 Oh, no, it's not even going in. 222 00:13:26,993 --> 00:13:29,020 They must've changed the locks. Blither. 223 00:13:29,040 --> 00:13:31,180 Right, well, why don't we just see if we can see anything 224 00:13:31,200 --> 00:13:32,320 through the windows? 225 00:13:35,920 --> 00:13:37,960 What are we looking for, exactly? 226 00:13:37,980 --> 00:13:39,593 Well, anything out of the ordinary. 227 00:13:39,613 --> 00:13:41,173 - Signs of struggle. - Yeah. 228 00:13:41,453 --> 00:13:43,786 In my mind, he's chopped her up in the bath, 229 00:13:43,806 --> 00:13:46,100 and then he's put her in them suitcases. 230 00:13:46,120 --> 00:13:48,860 They seemed like such a nice couple, as well. 231 00:13:48,880 --> 00:13:50,900 Oh, look, up there. Bedroom window's open. 232 00:13:50,920 --> 00:13:53,859 - Kenny, fetch the ladders. - Oh, you're joking, aren't you?! 233 00:13:53,879 --> 00:13:55,420 They're right at the back of the shed! 234 00:13:55,440 --> 00:13:57,113 Just go and get 'em! She might be lying up there 235 00:13:57,153 --> 00:13:59,400 half-conscious, for all we know. 236 00:14:00,840 --> 00:14:03,020 I've got it all logged, you know? 237 00:14:03,180 --> 00:14:05,700 Watching his every move, all his comings and goings. 238 00:14:05,720 --> 00:14:07,660 - I've been taking notes. - What for? 239 00:14:07,680 --> 00:14:10,540 Well, if this turns out to be real and he really has murdered her, 240 00:14:10,560 --> 00:14:12,220 we'll have to turn it over, won't we? 241 00:14:12,240 --> 00:14:15,060 - What, to the police? - No, to Netflix. 242 00:14:15,080 --> 00:14:17,300 They might make one of those documentaries about it. 243 00:14:17,320 --> 00:14:19,260 - Do you think so? - Yeah, well why not? 244 00:14:19,280 --> 00:14:20,940 The Mulberry Close Murders. 245 00:14:20,960 --> 00:14:23,140 Murders...? Has he done more than one? 246 00:14:23,160 --> 00:14:24,740 Well, we don't know, do we? 247 00:14:24,760 --> 00:14:26,580 People get up to all sorts. 248 00:14:26,893 --> 00:14:28,860 I'd have my face pixelated, I think, 249 00:14:28,880 --> 00:14:31,200 I don't want people staring at me in Waitrose. 250 00:14:32,200 --> 00:14:33,760 Can I be me in it? 251 00:14:34,719 --> 00:14:35,979 Yeah. 252 00:14:36,240 --> 00:14:38,033 I don't see why not. 253 00:14:38,960 --> 00:14:40,580 Oh, what's that one for? 254 00:14:40,600 --> 00:14:42,260 That's the back door. 255 00:14:42,280 --> 00:14:44,313 Maybe they didn't change that one! 256 00:14:44,366 --> 00:14:46,846 Right, well, you keep lookout, I'll go and check. 257 00:14:50,920 --> 00:14:52,780 It's all right, Popcorn, 258 00:14:52,800 --> 00:14:54,426 I'll be back in a minute! 259 00:14:55,080 --> 00:14:57,159 Larry, it works. I'm going in. 260 00:14:57,407 --> 00:14:58,873 OK, roger that. 261 00:15:01,680 --> 00:15:03,380 Be quiet, Popcorn! 262 00:15:04,120 --> 00:15:06,560 Oh, you'll wake the whole bloomin' close up! 263 00:15:43,459 --> 00:15:45,959 - Larry, where are you? - I'm here! 264 00:15:46,080 --> 00:15:49,200 - Popcorn was barking. - He's come back! 265 00:15:51,840 --> 00:15:54,620 What are you doing up there? Be careful, you'll fall. 266 00:15:54,640 --> 00:15:56,320 Drag me that bin over. 267 00:16:02,393 --> 00:16:04,300 Not that one, the other one! 268 00:16:04,412 --> 00:16:06,052 I need to climb down! 269 00:16:11,079 --> 00:16:12,560 Larry? 270 00:16:16,800 --> 00:16:18,880 Hello, Damon! 271 00:16:20,120 --> 00:16:21,720 What you doing, Larry? 272 00:16:25,960 --> 00:16:27,120 Well, I... 273 00:16:29,013 --> 00:16:31,260 Oh! You'll know this. 274 00:16:31,280 --> 00:16:33,653 Is it the recycling this week, or next? 275 00:16:33,673 --> 00:16:35,300 I can never remember. 276 00:16:35,320 --> 00:16:36,873 Next Monday. 277 00:16:37,280 --> 00:16:40,000 Of course! Yes. 278 00:16:43,720 --> 00:16:47,020 I'll put this back for you, then. 279 00:16:47,040 --> 00:16:48,700 Just trying to be neighbourly. 280 00:16:56,960 --> 00:16:59,260 Hiya, Damon! Hiya, Larry! 281 00:16:59,280 --> 00:17:00,540 Hi-i-i... 282 00:17:01,193 --> 00:17:03,660 I just wondered if you wanted your gutters clearing? 283 00:17:03,680 --> 00:17:05,046 I've just done mine, and I thought, 284 00:17:05,066 --> 00:17:06,840 while I've got the ladder out... 285 00:17:09,920 --> 00:17:12,833 Well, you... You can do mine if you like? 286 00:17:12,853 --> 00:17:15,353 It's nearly midnight. Why would I want my gut... 287 00:17:15,373 --> 00:17:16,640 Don't turn round! 288 00:17:16,926 --> 00:17:19,960 It's just, there's a massive spider dangling above your head. 289 00:17:20,280 --> 00:17:21,700 Now, hang still. 290 00:17:22,273 --> 00:17:23,620 That's it. 291 00:17:23,806 --> 00:17:26,500 Yeah, she's gone now, you can turn round if you want. 292 00:17:27,160 --> 00:17:29,000 So, are you off out, Damon? 293 00:17:29,020 --> 00:17:31,106 Yes, well, I'm going to get the... fill the car. 294 00:17:31,126 --> 00:17:34,000 Forgot my wallet, if it's any business of yours. 295 00:17:34,859 --> 00:17:36,719 Right, well, drive safe. 296 00:17:37,380 --> 00:17:40,100 Oh, yes, have a good night. 297 00:17:54,160 --> 00:17:55,840 I think we got away with that. 298 00:18:19,426 --> 00:18:21,400 Hi, Val, it's me. 299 00:18:22,800 --> 00:18:25,086 I'm just checking you're still coming back tomorrow. 300 00:18:25,106 --> 00:18:27,040 I've not heard from you in a couple of days. 301 00:18:28,433 --> 00:18:30,393 I'm sorry about what happened the other night. 302 00:18:31,779 --> 00:18:33,719 It was a stupid thing to do. 303 00:18:34,092 --> 00:18:35,812 I overreacted. 304 00:18:37,120 --> 00:18:39,206 Anyway, it's all cleaned up now, 305 00:18:39,719 --> 00:18:41,706 so I look forward to seeing you later. 306 00:18:43,400 --> 00:18:46,133 There's still some of that horrible cauliflower quiche in the freezer, 307 00:18:46,153 --> 00:18:47,540 if you fancy that? 308 00:18:48,280 --> 00:18:51,120 Anyway, I'll see you soon. 309 00:18:53,760 --> 00:18:55,200 I love you. 310 00:19:29,960 --> 00:19:32,960 I'm glad you're taking such an interest in my every movement, Kenny, 311 00:19:32,980 --> 00:19:34,420 thanks for that. 312 00:19:34,440 --> 00:19:36,060 You know what I'm talking about. 313 00:19:36,080 --> 00:19:38,246 I've just had a visit from a community police officer 314 00:19:38,266 --> 00:19:40,973 - at my place of work. - What's that got to do with me?! 315 00:19:40,993 --> 00:19:43,380 Don't come the innocent! I know full well it was you! 316 00:19:43,400 --> 00:19:45,573 And I'm here to tell you that it stops now! 317 00:19:45,593 --> 00:19:47,473 Give over! What you playing at? 318 00:19:47,979 --> 00:19:49,460 Er, excuse me, Damon, 319 00:19:49,480 --> 00:19:51,540 you don't get to speak to my husband like that! 320 00:19:51,560 --> 00:19:53,580 - He's got a pacemaker. - Oh, has he? 321 00:19:53,600 --> 00:19:56,180 Yes, and he can't be around any stressful situations. 322 00:19:56,200 --> 00:19:58,919 Well, you just keep your nose out of my business, then! 323 00:19:59,087 --> 00:20:00,767 Ah, Sheila, don't... 324 00:20:01,447 --> 00:20:04,426 Listen, Damon, I don't know what you think's been going on here... 325 00:20:04,480 --> 00:20:07,273 You're always making up excuses to come round and spy on us. 326 00:20:07,293 --> 00:20:08,320 What?! 327 00:20:08,340 --> 00:20:10,440 "Oh, have you got a recipe for banana bread? 328 00:20:10,507 --> 00:20:13,000 "Can we check the water pressure in your bathroom?" 329 00:20:13,040 --> 00:20:16,320 Yeah, that's just because I wanted to compare, we only get a dribble. 330 00:20:16,340 --> 00:20:18,580 And I know you've been creeping round every time I go out. 331 00:20:18,600 --> 00:20:21,540 - I beg your pardon?! - I've got divots in my back garden 332 00:20:21,560 --> 00:20:23,380 from your heels, Sheila! 333 00:20:23,400 --> 00:20:25,740 It should be me calling the police on you! 334 00:20:25,760 --> 00:20:28,420 What's with this shouting? Is everything all right? 335 00:20:28,440 --> 00:20:29,940 He's gone round the twist! 336 00:20:29,960 --> 00:20:31,846 He's accusing us of all sorts here! 337 00:20:31,866 --> 00:20:33,446 Says we've been spying on him. 338 00:20:33,466 --> 00:20:35,726 - Well, I haven't. - Oh, don't bother, Larry. 339 00:20:35,746 --> 00:20:37,020 I know you're their third wheel. 340 00:20:37,040 --> 00:20:39,140 They don't know where I work. You do. 341 00:20:39,160 --> 00:20:41,260 And where's Valerie in all this? 342 00:20:41,280 --> 00:20:43,220 We'd like to hear her side of the story. 343 00:20:43,240 --> 00:20:45,340 She's up my arse, second shelf on the right. 344 00:20:45,360 --> 00:20:47,446 Oh, that's disgusting! 345 00:20:47,566 --> 00:20:49,226 There's no need for crude language! 346 00:20:49,246 --> 00:20:51,460 I knew you'd be trouble the second you moved in. 347 00:20:51,480 --> 00:20:54,320 Those gnomes showing their bottoms, that was enough. 348 00:20:56,520 --> 00:20:57,926 Fuck off! 349 00:20:57,960 --> 00:20:59,380 Hey, hey, come on! 350 00:20:59,439 --> 00:21:00,720 We're not savages! 351 00:21:01,520 --> 00:21:04,100 - Leave him, Ken, he's not worth it. - Just get off my property. 352 00:21:04,120 --> 00:21:06,126 And you keep to your own side of the street from now on. 353 00:21:06,146 --> 00:21:07,360 Don't worry, we will. 354 00:21:07,380 --> 00:21:09,180 We're just concerned, that's all. 355 00:21:09,200 --> 00:21:10,740 Val's such a lovely lady, 356 00:21:10,760 --> 00:21:13,326 it's not like her to disappear like that without a trace. 357 00:21:13,379 --> 00:21:14,739 It's none of your fucking business. 358 00:21:14,760 --> 00:21:16,800 And you make any more accusations against me, Larry, 359 00:21:16,820 --> 00:21:19,320 and I promise you, you'll regret it, do you hear me? 360 00:22:00,133 --> 00:22:02,453 Oh, come on, boy, where are you? 361 00:22:05,160 --> 00:22:06,800 Popcorn! 362 00:22:36,246 --> 00:22:37,659 Oh, great... 363 00:22:43,520 --> 00:22:45,420 Oh, hiya, Larry, you're up late. 364 00:22:45,533 --> 00:22:47,540 I've been looking for Popcorn. 365 00:22:48,360 --> 00:22:50,300 - You're back? - Yeah. 366 00:22:50,320 --> 00:22:52,940 I'm away a week, and the place is a tip. 367 00:22:52,960 --> 00:22:54,100 Where've you been? 368 00:22:54,120 --> 00:22:56,260 Oh, just at my sister's in Halifax. 369 00:22:56,686 --> 00:22:59,453 Damon and I had a stupid row about a futon. 370 00:22:59,693 --> 00:23:01,333 - A futon? - Yeah. 371 00:23:01,412 --> 00:23:03,452 He got pissed and he spilt red wine all over it, 372 00:23:03,486 --> 00:23:05,286 and then he pushed it down the stairs and it broke. 373 00:23:05,313 --> 00:23:07,580 Dickhead ended up chopping it up with a chainsaw. 374 00:23:08,093 --> 00:23:09,660 - Oh, we thought... - What? 375 00:23:09,880 --> 00:23:11,360 Nothing. 376 00:23:12,720 --> 00:23:14,500 So, what's happened to Popcorn? 377 00:23:14,520 --> 00:23:16,380 Oh, he's ran off. 378 00:23:16,653 --> 00:23:19,060 He found a way to get out of the garden under the hedge. 379 00:23:19,080 --> 00:23:20,580 He usually comes back. 380 00:23:20,600 --> 00:23:22,680 I'm getting a bit worried now. 381 00:23:22,899 --> 00:23:25,640 - I'm sure he'll show up. - I hope so. 382 00:23:27,253 --> 00:23:29,660 You've had no more problems with foxes, then? 383 00:23:29,680 --> 00:23:31,580 Oh, no, fingers crossed. 384 00:23:31,600 --> 00:23:33,700 Open this up for me, would you, please? 385 00:23:37,300 --> 00:23:38,960 Oh, my God. 386 00:23:40,600 --> 00:23:41,960 Popcorn. 387 00:23:43,760 --> 00:23:45,960 What's happened? What's he doing in there? 388 00:23:48,180 --> 00:23:49,600 It was you. 389 00:23:49,967 --> 00:23:51,520 You poisoned him. 390 00:23:52,093 --> 00:23:54,033 What? No, I'd never do that! 391 00:23:54,159 --> 00:23:55,879 You said you would. 392 00:23:56,006 --> 00:23:58,666 Poisoned him and dumped him in a dustbin. 393 00:23:58,733 --> 00:24:00,380 Of course I didn't! 394 00:24:00,520 --> 00:24:02,560 Let me go and call Damon. 395 00:24:18,586 --> 00:24:20,273 Hi, Damon, I'm back. 396 00:24:20,293 --> 00:24:22,220 I need you to call me as soon as you get this, please. 397 00:24:22,300 --> 00:24:24,740 Something awful's happened. All right, speak soon. Bye. 398 00:24:25,640 --> 00:24:27,460 Oh, Larry, wait outside, would you, love? 399 00:24:27,480 --> 00:24:28,600 What are you...? 400 00:24:29,639 --> 00:24:31,060 No! 401 00:25:38,226 --> 00:25:40,046 Yeah, are you getting all this?! 402 00:25:40,200 --> 00:25:41,620 You happy now? 403 00:25:41,640 --> 00:25:43,360 I didn't do it! 404 00:25:45,826 --> 00:25:47,219 Yeah, I'm looking at you! 405 00:25:47,239 --> 00:25:50,420 You're never going to get your Tupperware back now, are you, Sheila?! 406 00:25:51,953 --> 00:25:53,393 You dozy... 407 00:26:01,812 --> 00:26:03,953 I mean, to be honest, 408 00:26:04,006 --> 00:26:06,780 we've been suspicious of him since he came here, haven't we, Ken? 409 00:26:06,800 --> 00:26:09,300 Oh, yeah. Well, they were into Satanism, witchcraft, 410 00:26:09,320 --> 00:26:10,460 all that type of thing. 411 00:26:10,480 --> 00:26:12,740 Wouldn't surprise me if they were devil worshippers. 412 00:26:12,760 --> 00:26:15,980 Hanging skeletons and whatnot in the garden, lighting candles. 413 00:26:16,000 --> 00:26:19,020 Although, to be fair, that was just at Halloween, so... 414 00:26:19,040 --> 00:26:22,360 Yeah, well, there's no smoke without fire. 415 00:26:22,720 --> 00:26:25,293 And you saw him dragging her body out and putting it in 416 00:26:25,333 --> 00:26:26,886 - the boot of his car, didn't you? - Yes. 417 00:26:26,906 --> 00:26:28,266 - Yes. - Yeah. 418 00:26:28,560 --> 00:26:31,100 Granted, it was a week before he actually killed her, 419 00:26:31,120 --> 00:26:33,520 but, well, we think it was a trial run, don't we? 420 00:26:33,540 --> 00:26:35,046 Yeah. Definitely. Yeah. 421 00:26:35,086 --> 00:26:37,606 - You've been very helpful. Thanks. - Of course. 422 00:26:39,393 --> 00:26:41,033 Can I just ask? 423 00:26:41,646 --> 00:26:43,666 Do you think they might do a Netflix on it? 424 00:26:43,720 --> 00:26:45,573 Mulberry Close Murders. 425 00:26:46,126 --> 00:26:48,400 We think it'd make a very good three-parter. 426 00:26:48,420 --> 00:26:50,679 And if you need anyone to do the voice-overs, 427 00:26:50,699 --> 00:26:52,780 we know Michael Ball a little bit. 428 00:26:52,800 --> 00:26:54,240 Fucking hell. 429 00:26:59,600 --> 00:27:02,280 Do we know if anyone's checked the door cam footage yet? 430 00:27:53,283 --> 00:27:55,280 Oh, for God's sake. 431 00:28:21,200 --> 00:28:23,189 And it was at this point 432 00:28:23,223 --> 00:28:26,460 that detectives knew they'd blown the case wide open. 433 00:28:26,749 --> 00:28:29,003 I'm Michael Ball, and this... 434 00:28:29,160 --> 00:28:31,720 is The Mulberry Close Murders. 435 00:28:33,313 --> 00:28:38,326 www.subtitulamos.tv