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Only 42 days until I go to Caltech.

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That can't be right.

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Oh, it is. It's in my calendar, too.

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You don't have to be
so excited about it.

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It's a little late to
pretend that I like him.

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There's still so much to do before
I go: write my graduation speech,

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last trip to the comic book store,

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last lunch with Tam at the high school.

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I didn't know you and
Tam were still friends.

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- Why would you think that?
- Because you never see him.

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My favorite kind of friend.

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Well, make sure you leave
room for the family photo,

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because that is definitely
happening before you go away.

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Seriously? That bluebonnet thing?

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That is so lame.

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It is not lame. It is a Texas tradition.

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For those of you who don't know

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what my mother is talking about,

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it's this and this and all these.

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Forcing your family to
dress in matching outfits

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and be photographed in a
field of fire ants and bees

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is a traditional Texas torture

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dating back to the Great Depression.

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Are they depressed
because of financial ruin?

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No, it's the picture.

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I'm pretty booked up,

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but I'll try and pencil
you in if time permits.

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I bought the outfits,
I booked the photographer.

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- You're doing it.
- Doing what?

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That bluebonnet photo.

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Aw, come on. I don't want to.

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If he doesn't have to...

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We are all doing it, and
we're all gonna be happy

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whether you like it or not.

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- Synced & corrected by MementMori -
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Hey, Tom, you wanted to see me?

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Uh, yeah, why don't you close the door.

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That always makes me nervous.

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No, it's good.

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Then why can't the door stay open?

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Fine, leave it open.

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Eh, I already closed it.

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So, what's up?

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Well, George, you've
had a hell of a season.

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Now I wish the door was open.

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I got a buddy who coaches at
Rice who was asking about you.

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Great college.

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So, what'd you tell him?

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Well, I told him you
wouldn't be interested,

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you're pretty happy here.

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What? Why would you do that?

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So you're not happy here?

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Wha... No, of course I'm
happy here, it's just...

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Aw, I'm just messing with you.

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I told them you'd be a fantastic coach

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and they'd be crazy not to take you.

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Wow, Tom, I...

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I don't know what to say.

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You can say no and stay here.

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Well, I sure ain't saying that.

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But moving to Houston...
that's a big deal.

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That's why I wanted to
give you a heads-up,

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so you and Mary could talk
before they make the offer.

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Appreciate that.

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Congratulations, George.

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I've always believed in you.

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What about that time you fired me?

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We're having a nice
moment, do you have to?

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Hey, Sheldon, what's up?

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I'm leaving soon and I want
to remember this place

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exactly the way it is.

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Mister, could you move?
I don't know you.

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- Better.
- Where you going?

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- California.
- Oh.

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Home of the San Diego Comic-Con.

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Rad.

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It's how they talk there.

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I didn't realize I was gonna
have to learn another language.

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- Well, if I can do it, anyone can.
- Hmm.

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Do you know any comic
book stores in Pasadena?

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I'm worried I'm not gonna
find any as good as this one.

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I like to think a comic book
store is only as good

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as the people who hang out in it.

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Do you like the people
who hang out in this one?

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No.

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Mm. I also need to stock up on some
more T-shirts while I'm here.

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Yeah, sure. I mean,
you want to look bitchin'.

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It's another thing they say in SoCal.

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I won't be saying that.

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Well, guess I'll see you around.

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- You probably won't.
- Okay.

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And I never saw him again.

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Oh, good. Was hoping
to talk to you alone.

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- Okay.
- Uh, you want to shut the door?

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- Uh-oh.
- No, it's actually pretty exciting.

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- Oh, tell me.
- And it's also a little scary.

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George, just say it.

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I'm getting offered a
coaching job at Rice.

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- Really?
- Special teams.

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- Wow.
- Yeah.

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And I... I know moving's a big deal,

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and-and it's okay
if now's not the right time.

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You should take it.

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- You sure?
- Well...

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I mean, Georgie and Mandy
are out of the house,

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Sheldon's leaving soon,

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and Missy's starting
a new school anyway.

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It seems like a good time to do this.

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What about your mom and CeeCee?

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I'm not saying it's gonna be easy,

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but it's not that far away.

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Yeah I guess, but...

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George, you deserve this.

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I mean, college ball...
that's the dream.

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Sounds like we're moving to Houston.

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And bless the hands
that prepared it. Amen.

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Amen.

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Since everyone is here,

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there's something we want
to talk to y'all about.

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Oh, no, what's wrong now?

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It isn't always bad news.

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Last time we had a family meeting

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it was because Georgie got a
girl pregnant out of wedlock.

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Which was great news.

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- Eventually.
- It's nothing like that.

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I got a job offer from Rice.

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A-Roni?

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University.

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You can understand the mistake.

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Your father got offered a coaching job.

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George, Congratulations.

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College ball... that is a big deal.

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- Thank you.
- Wait, where is Rice?

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Houston.

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Does that mean you'd move?

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Well, if I take it, yeah.

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So, I'd start high school in Houston?

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We know that would be a big change.

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I'd get to be the new girl

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in a city with malls and a Six Flags.

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We were worried you'd be upset.

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I'm upset, that's a lot
of babysitters to lose.

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I'm still here.

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Yeah, but your bedtime's
earlier than CeeCee's.

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Only when I'm drinking.

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Excuse me, don't I get a say in this?

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Why? You're leaving in 41 days.

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Doesn't matter, this is still my home.

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Shelly, you'll have a new home.

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Maybe with a pool.

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Ooh, the new girl gets a pool.

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Where are you going?

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To eat in my room
while I still have one.

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Sheldon's upset and Missy's good.

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Yeah, sounds about right.

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Ooh, the new girl has a pool.

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Can we talk?

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- About you not moving?
- Sheldon.

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You know how excited you
are to go to Caltech?

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That's how I feel about
going to Houston.

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But when I was going to Caltech,

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I still had this home to come back to.

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You'll still have a room
wherever we end up.

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But it won't be my room.
This is my room.

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How about this... we will
take all your things with us

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and we'll set up your new
room exactly the same.

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So, your plan is to gaslight me?

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I know this is a lot of change,

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but sometimes change can be good.

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Tell that to the woolly mammoth.

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You can't, because they went extinct.

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Sheldon, this isn't about you.

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This job is good for your
father and our family,

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so you're gonna have to deal with it.

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Now pick up that plate,
get back out there

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and have dinner with your family
while we're all still together.

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Yes, ma'am.

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Dang. That was hot.

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My world had been rocked,

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but it was nice to know
there were some things

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that would always stay the same,

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like lunch with my old friend, Tam.

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Why are we here?

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This is where we always eat.

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You know I graduated last year.

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Oh, good for you. So, where's your food?

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When you invited me to lunch,

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I thought you meant like a restaurant.

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That's okay, I'll share my sandwich.

190
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You still don't eat the crust?

191
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Cutting them off gives
my mother purpose.

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So, how have you been?

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Good.

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I actually have a girlfriend now and...

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Oh, I've had a pretty
rough time of it lately.

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I'm about to go away to Caltech

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and my parents decided to sell
our home and move to Houston.

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I mean, that house has my room in it.

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Well...

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So now some stranger's gonna move in

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and turn it into a den,
or worse... a nursery

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with a mural of Winnie
the Pooh on the wall.

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I think I might ask her to marry me.

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Feynman and Einstein have been
on those walls for five years,

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and now it's gonna be Tigger
bouncing hither and thither?

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Are you at all interested in my life?

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No, but thank you for asking.

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- Oh, hello.
- What are you doing here?

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Taking comfort in the familiar.

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Still no wedding ring,
I see. That feels good.

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Yeah, feels great.

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So, where was I? Right, uh, Houston.

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Anyway, my father got
offered a coaching pos...

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To solve this problem,
we have to remember

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the difference between endothermic

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and exothermic reactions.

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Hello, Mr. Givens.

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Sheldon? Uh, what are you doing here?

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Please don't tell me you're teaching.

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No. I'm leaving for Caltech soon.
I just wanted to pop in.

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Uh, keep reading chapter
12 or pretend to.

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Caltech? Fantastic.

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For Caltech? I know.

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Mm.

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Well, I'm sure you're
gonna do great things.

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I hope so. I intend to.

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I'm being modest. I will.

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You're taller, but
you're still the same.

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- It's fun, isn't it?
- Okay.

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Good luck at Caltech, Sheldon.

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I don't believe in luck.

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Well, here's hoping
that a random universe

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works out in your favor.

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Thank you. Bye.

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Hmm.

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That young man might
change the world someday.

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Or blow it up. Who's to say?

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All right, moving on.

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Is that what you're gonna
wear for the family portrait?

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We all are.

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Well, that'll be special.

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It'll make Mary happy.

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Yeah. All your loved ones together.

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Are you upset you're not
gonna be in the picture?

245
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Standing in a field full
of pollen with this nose?

246
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Are you kidding me?

247
00:10:05,730 --> 00:10:08,740
Meemaw. Meemaw. Meemaw.

248
00:10:08,790 --> 00:10:11,060
Does that mean I have to
say hello three times?

249
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No, that would be crazy.

250
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Agreed. What's up?

251
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How much do you love me?

252
00:10:15,532 --> 00:10:17,020
What do you want?

253
00:10:17,075 --> 00:10:19,560
- I want you to buy our house.
- Why?

254
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So my room is there when I need it.

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00:10:20,912 --> 00:10:23,190
I thought you couldn't
wait to leave Medford.

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Just because I don't want
to come back to a place

257
00:10:24,520 --> 00:10:25,596
doesn't mean I don't
want to have a place

258
00:10:25,620 --> 00:10:27,110
that I don't want to come back to.

259
00:10:27,830 --> 00:10:29,320
That makes sense to me.

260
00:10:29,379 --> 00:10:31,130
Great, let's talk escrow.

261
00:10:32,257 --> 00:10:33,700
It's completely logical.

262
00:10:33,750 --> 00:10:35,260
You don't have your own house
and you always complain

263
00:10:35,270 --> 00:10:36,470
about living with Mr. Ballard.

264
00:10:36,511 --> 00:10:39,290
Wait a minute. You complaining
to him about me?

265
00:10:39,347 --> 00:10:42,380
No. I complain about you near him.

266
00:10:42,434 --> 00:10:43,630
I have excellent hearing.

267
00:10:43,685 --> 00:10:47,720
It doesn't matter. Look, actually,
I'm very happy living with Dale.

268
00:10:47,772 --> 00:10:50,180
Well, first you're complaining,
now you're complimenting?

269
00:10:50,233 --> 00:10:51,470
I can go back to complaining.

270
00:10:51,526 --> 00:10:53,720
No, no, no. Compliment away.

271
00:10:54,330 --> 00:10:57,570
Fine. I really enjoy living with you,

272
00:10:57,620 --> 00:11:02,900
and your... Moose Lodge decor
has come to feel like home.

273
00:11:02,954 --> 00:11:05,190
Now, is that a compliment
or a complaint?

274
00:11:05,248 --> 00:11:06,360
It's a little of both.

275
00:11:07,050 --> 00:11:09,160
- I'll take it.
- So, where are we?

276
00:11:09,211 --> 00:11:10,560
Buy my home outright?

277
00:11:10,610 --> 00:11:11,950
Take over our mortgage?

278
00:11:12,000 --> 00:11:13,990
Interest rates are
looking darn attractive.

279
00:11:15,300 --> 00:11:17,900
Honestly, I can't think of a better
starter home for a new family

280
00:11:17,950 --> 00:11:19,880
such as the one you've
accidentally created.

281
00:11:19,930 --> 00:11:21,650
Do you think we'd be
living with my parents

282
00:11:21,700 --> 00:11:23,420
if we could afford our own house?

283
00:11:23,475 --> 00:11:24,656
Well, the history of
banking in this country

284
00:11:24,680 --> 00:11:26,596
is rife with ill-advised
loans made to poor people.

285
00:11:26,620 --> 00:11:28,300
You could be their next mistake.

286
00:11:28,800 --> 00:11:30,850
CeeCee would have her own room

287
00:11:30,900 --> 00:11:33,350
and we'd have an extra bedroom
for whatever we want.

288
00:11:33,401 --> 00:11:35,510
Actually, I'd like my
room to stay as is,

289
00:11:35,560 --> 00:11:38,100
but when you accidentally
have more kids, we can talk.

290
00:11:38,156 --> 00:11:40,350
- It's happened once bef...
- No.

291
00:11:40,400 --> 00:11:41,980
Okay.

292
00:11:42,035 --> 00:11:43,860
Why on Earth would I buy your house?

293
00:11:43,912 --> 00:11:45,780
Not you, the university.

294
00:11:45,830 --> 00:11:48,240
Okay, why would the
university buy your house?

295
00:11:48,291 --> 00:11:50,740
We've been over this. Someday,
I'm going to win a Nobel Prize.

296
00:11:50,790 --> 00:11:52,920
My childhood bedroom is in said home.

297
00:11:52,970 --> 00:11:54,900
It's gonna be like the
thinking man's Graceland.

298
00:11:54,950 --> 00:11:56,680
Okay, stop.

299
00:11:56,730 --> 00:11:58,306
You know, I've always gone out of my way

300
00:11:58,330 --> 00:12:00,460
to do anything to make you happy.

301
00:12:00,512 --> 00:12:02,080
- I love that about you.
- But...

302
00:12:02,138 --> 00:12:04,160
now, how can I say this nicely...

303
00:12:04,210 --> 00:12:08,090
you're Caltech's problem now, so, yay.

304
00:12:08,144 --> 00:12:09,640
But if my parents sell it,

305
00:12:09,690 --> 00:12:11,720
I have no reason to come back.

306
00:12:11,773 --> 00:12:14,870
Sheldon, is it possible that
what you're upset about

307
00:12:14,920 --> 00:12:16,930
is going away to California?

308
00:12:16,987 --> 00:12:19,020
No, I'm excited about that.

309
00:12:19,072 --> 00:12:22,190
Well, things can be exciting
and scary at the same time.

310
00:12:22,242 --> 00:12:25,330
True. Once, on a dare,
I ate a Sour Patch Kid.

311
00:12:25,360 --> 00:12:27,596
I thought I was gonna die.
You would not believe the puckering.

312
00:12:27,620 --> 00:12:30,280
- But now it makes a terrific story.
- Oh, riveting.

313
00:12:30,330 --> 00:12:33,690
Anyway, it's okay to have
complicated feelings.

314
00:12:33,710 --> 00:12:36,200
Maybe you're focusing
on your parents' move

315
00:12:36,250 --> 00:12:39,330
because that's easier than
focusing on what lies ahead.

316
00:12:39,384 --> 00:12:41,250
What do you think lies ahead?

317
00:12:41,303 --> 00:12:44,170
I don't know. You're moving far away.

318
00:12:44,222 --> 00:12:46,540
I am, and I don't know anyone there.

319
00:12:46,580 --> 00:12:48,706
And I'm scared of the ocean,
and they have earthquakes.

320
00:12:48,730 --> 00:12:50,510
What am I doing?
Maybe I should stay here.

321
00:12:51,770 --> 00:12:53,120
Oh. Oof.

322
00:12:53,170 --> 00:12:56,660
I mean... Well, you could, but...

323
00:12:56,710 --> 00:13:00,980
Uh... No, Professor
Hawking is at Caltech.

324
00:13:01,030 --> 00:13:03,980
He will be very disappointed
if you don't show up

325
00:13:04,030 --> 00:13:06,690
and-and tell him that Sour Patch story.

326
00:13:06,745 --> 00:13:08,820
- Good point.
- Great point.

327
00:13:08,872 --> 00:13:10,166
Plus, I'm never gonna win a Nobel Prize

328
00:13:10,190 --> 00:13:11,415
at this third-rate university.

329
00:13:11,416 --> 00:13:12,740
Second-rate.

330
00:13:12,792 --> 00:13:15,000
Now, get out of here.

331
00:13:15,050 --> 00:13:16,910
I don't want you to see me cry.

332
00:13:16,963 --> 00:13:19,620
Thank you. I don't want
to see that either.

333
00:13:25,290 --> 00:13:28,780
One more down. You can do it, Linda.

334
00:13:30,250 --> 00:13:33,250
I know it looks a little
lived in, but it's got good bones.

335
00:13:33,300 --> 00:13:35,340
Yeah. How much can we get for it?

336
00:13:35,398 --> 00:13:37,800
Well, I need to see
the rest of the house.

337
00:13:37,859 --> 00:13:39,310
Of course, yeah.

338
00:13:39,361 --> 00:13:41,850
And we recently redid the plumbing.

339
00:13:41,905 --> 00:13:44,120
And that was pricey. Write that down.

340
00:13:44,991 --> 00:13:47,360
And, uh, this is our daughter's room.

341
00:13:47,410 --> 00:13:49,960
We told her to clean
up, but no promises.

342
00:13:53,166 --> 00:13:55,450
Oh, hello, ma'am.

343
00:13:55,502 --> 00:13:58,200
What a charming room.

344
00:13:58,254 --> 00:14:00,740
It's been such a blessing
to grow up here.

345
00:14:00,790 --> 00:14:04,250
I just hope some lucky family
loves it as much as I have.

346
00:14:04,302 --> 00:14:06,210
I'm sure they will.

347
00:14:06,262 --> 00:14:07,920
Well, I'm gonna pray on it.

348
00:14:08,681 --> 00:14:10,880
Okay. Moving on.

349
00:14:10,934 --> 00:14:13,760
This is our little boy's room.

350
00:14:15,772 --> 00:14:18,010
Might want to stay there
until I finish my sweep.

351
00:14:18,066 --> 00:14:19,850
What are you doing?

352
00:14:19,901 --> 00:14:21,146
You said the realtor
was coming over today.

353
00:14:21,170 --> 00:14:23,600
I wanted to make sure my room
wasn't still radioactive.

354
00:14:23,655 --> 00:14:26,190
Oh, it was never radioactive.

355
00:14:26,241 --> 00:14:28,360
We don't know that. I did
have radioactive material.

356
00:14:28,410 --> 00:14:30,040
There was no radioactive material.

357
00:14:30,090 --> 00:14:32,610
The FBI stopped him before he got any.

358
00:14:32,664 --> 00:14:34,276
Oh, you're talking about
the uranium I tried to buy.

359
00:14:34,300 --> 00:14:35,890
I'm referring to the americium isotopes

360
00:14:35,900 --> 00:14:38,070
I was using to make a nuclear reactor.

361
00:14:38,830 --> 00:14:40,870
Don't write that down.

362
00:14:44,650 --> 00:14:46,910
- Hey.
- Hey.

363
00:14:46,960 --> 00:14:48,460
Should you be up there?

364
00:14:48,513 --> 00:14:50,130
Yeah, the realtor said
we'd get a better price

365
00:14:50,150 --> 00:14:51,176
if the roof was in good shape.

366
00:14:51,200 --> 00:14:54,010
- I'm just taking a look.
- Yeah, but a man your age.

367
00:14:54,060 --> 00:14:55,800
And size.

368
00:14:55,854 --> 00:14:57,840
Did you come out here to insult me?

369
00:14:57,897 --> 00:14:59,350
Mom sent me out here to help.

370
00:14:59,400 --> 00:15:01,600
The insults just come natural.

371
00:15:01,651 --> 00:15:03,220
Well, I'm fine.

372
00:15:04,030 --> 00:15:05,526
You even know what you're looking for?

373
00:15:05,550 --> 00:15:07,810
Broken shingles, loose flashing.

374
00:15:07,866 --> 00:15:10,610
Loose flashing? How
do you even know that?

375
00:15:10,660 --> 00:15:12,440
Is it weird that I know things?

376
00:15:12,495 --> 00:15:14,940
Not weird, just surprising.

377
00:15:16,207 --> 00:15:18,730
Well, one day, you're gonna own a house,

378
00:15:18,770 --> 00:15:20,700
you're gonna need to
learn this stuff, too.

379
00:15:20,753 --> 00:15:22,580
No, I'm gonna make enough money

380
00:15:22,620 --> 00:15:24,410
to where I can pay
somebody else to do it.

381
00:15:24,466 --> 00:15:25,910
I'd love to see that.

382
00:15:25,967 --> 00:15:27,750
Oh, now you're making fun of me.

383
00:15:27,802 --> 00:15:29,500
No, I mean it.

384
00:15:29,554 --> 00:15:31,420
'Cause I got a plan. I'm gonna be rich.

385
00:15:31,473 --> 00:15:32,790
Yeah, what's your plan?

386
00:15:32,849 --> 00:15:34,130
To be rich.

387
00:15:35,226 --> 00:15:36,600
Well, I'll give you one thing.

388
00:15:37,490 --> 00:15:39,710
- You got confidence.
- Thank you.

389
00:15:39,760 --> 00:15:42,100
You get a second thing,
you'll be unstoppable.

390
00:15:42,150 --> 00:15:44,040
Sounds like I'm halfway there.

391
00:15:44,790 --> 00:15:46,350
I suppose you are.

392
00:15:47,655 --> 00:15:49,670
- Missy.
- Yeah?

393
00:15:49,720 --> 00:15:51,220
- Missy.
- What?

394
00:15:51,270 --> 00:15:54,110
- Missy.
- What?

395
00:15:54,162 --> 00:15:55,860
Are you nervous about
moving to a new city?

396
00:15:55,914 --> 00:15:57,320
Nope.

397
00:15:58,360 --> 00:15:59,700
But you won't know anyone.

398
00:15:59,751 --> 00:16:01,200
That's the best part.

399
00:16:01,252 --> 00:16:04,120
I won't be the dumb sister
of the smartest boy in town.

400
00:16:04,172 --> 00:16:05,524
You're not going to brag about me?

401
00:16:05,548 --> 00:16:07,860
Hell, no. I'm gonna tell people
you were sent away

402
00:16:07,900 --> 00:16:09,580
to a school for special kids.

403
00:16:09,636 --> 00:16:11,540
Caltech is a school for special kids.

404
00:16:11,596 --> 00:16:13,460
Great, it works on two levels.

405
00:16:14,770 --> 00:16:16,000
Are you nervous?

406
00:16:16,059 --> 00:16:17,650
Yes.

407
00:16:19,250 --> 00:16:21,180
What if no one likes me in California?

408
00:16:21,231 --> 00:16:22,800
No one likes you here.

409
00:16:22,857 --> 00:16:24,930
No one understands me here.
There's a difference.

410
00:16:24,984 --> 00:16:27,570
Well, I'm sure there'll be a
bunch of smart other weirdos

411
00:16:27,620 --> 00:16:28,850
at "Cowtech."

412
00:16:29,690 --> 00:16:31,980
- Cow tech?
- Yeah.

413
00:16:32,033 --> 00:16:33,230
Caltech.

414
00:16:33,284 --> 00:16:34,520
Like calculators?

415
00:16:34,577 --> 00:16:35,770
Like California.

416
00:16:35,828 --> 00:16:38,530
Oh. Mm. I like mine better.

417
00:16:38,581 --> 00:16:41,150
Well, I'm sure you'll
make lots of friends.

418
00:16:41,830 --> 00:16:44,320
Maybe even a smart, weird girlfriend.

419
00:16:44,379 --> 00:16:46,490
I have a girlfriend.
Her name is science.

420
00:16:46,548 --> 00:16:48,410
Cool. When do you leave?

421
00:16:52,845 --> 00:16:55,000
I'm guessing you don't
have classes today?

422
00:16:55,056 --> 00:16:56,130
How'd you know?

423
00:16:56,182 --> 00:16:58,050
'Cause you're dressed
like a six-year-old.

424
00:16:58,101 --> 00:17:01,340
Don't say that. He looks... fun.

425
00:17:01,396 --> 00:17:02,690
Thank you.

426
00:17:02,740 --> 00:17:05,470
Don't forget... we have
the family portrait today.

427
00:17:05,525 --> 00:17:08,220
Do we really have to stand
in a field of flowers?

428
00:17:08,278 --> 00:17:10,780
- Yes.
- If you're worried about getting stung,

429
00:17:10,830 --> 00:17:12,730
I have a backup beekeeper uniform.

430
00:17:12,782 --> 00:17:15,520
You are not wearing a beekeeper
uniform in the picture.

431
00:17:15,577 --> 00:17:17,230
Please? It'll really help my story

432
00:17:17,280 --> 00:17:18,870
about him going to a special school.

433
00:17:19,998 --> 00:17:21,400
What's happening?

434
00:17:21,457 --> 00:17:23,560
We are leaving for the
bluebonnet picture at 4:00.

435
00:17:23,610 --> 00:17:25,530
- Don't be late.
- Wouldn't miss it.

436
00:17:25,580 --> 00:17:26,753
Hey, you want a ride to school?

437
00:17:26,754 --> 00:17:28,040
Nah, I'll take the bus.

438
00:17:28,090 --> 00:17:30,050
Suit yourself.

439
00:17:30,100 --> 00:17:31,620
See y'all later.

440
00:17:32,677 --> 00:17:33,710
Four o'clock.

441
00:17:37,960 --> 00:17:39,070
If I get stung by a bee,

442
00:17:39,120 --> 00:17:42,050
I'm turning you in to
child protective services.

443
00:17:44,120 --> 00:17:46,050
There you go.

444
00:17:49,193 --> 00:17:51,270
Hmm. What am I smelling?

445
00:17:51,321 --> 00:17:52,750
I'm wearing peppermint oil.

446
00:17:52,800 --> 00:17:54,310
It's a natural bee repellant.

447
00:17:54,365 --> 00:17:55,900
You smell like a candy cane.

448
00:17:55,950 --> 00:17:57,270
Do not lick me.

449
00:17:57,327 --> 00:17:59,190
Hey, uh, speaking of smells,

450
00:17:59,240 --> 00:18:00,780
do I have time to change CeeCee?

451
00:18:00,830 --> 00:18:02,940
Still waiting on George. Go ahead.

452
00:18:02,999 --> 00:18:04,410
- Okay.
- You need some help?

453
00:18:04,460 --> 00:18:08,780
No. Uh, well, I am in all white. Yes.

454
00:18:16,137 --> 00:18:17,880
What's going on?

455
00:18:19,200 --> 00:18:20,970
Mary, we got some bad news.

456
00:18:21,809 --> 00:18:23,580
Where's George?

457
00:18:26,970 --> 00:18:28,640
I'm so sorry.

458
00:18:29,770 --> 00:18:33,010
He, uh, he had a heart attack.

459
00:18:34,300 --> 00:18:36,310
But he... he's okay, right?

460
00:18:39,050 --> 00:18:40,380
He's gone.

461
00:19:10,400 --> 00:19:14,690
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