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Okay Shred. We are rolling.

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Hi Seattle, my name's Officer Taylor,

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but you can call me Shred,

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and these are our pets of the week.

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This is Masha.

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She's looking for a new home

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after her owners couldn't
take care of her anymore.

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She's so friendly.

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Ooh, she's going exploring.

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You know what's great about bullfrogs?

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They love jumping!

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Here's Doctor McJumpenstein
and Larry the Leaper.

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Go ahead, guys.

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Jump.

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Do you have an active lifestyle?

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Consider adopting Dash.

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You know, me and Dash
have a lot in common.

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We both love running on the beach,

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cuddling on rainy days,
and chasing tail.

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Really, Victoria?

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This is Tanya.

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A 12-year-old Chihuahua
looking for a home.

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Um, she looks uh...
maybe give her a little jiggle.

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Whoa.

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She got me. Get her out!

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Oh, I just brought them
back from jumping!

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Oh, where did they go?

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They must have jumped out the window.

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Emily, I think the frogs
need new batteries.

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Why are you still filming?!

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What do you want me to do?!

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So if you want a pet,
come on down to Precinct 22

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and meet with one of
our friendly officers.

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Let's get some tails wagging!

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Frank, you have a line.

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Oh, uh, and if you want a frog
that jumps, good [bleep] luck.

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OK, that wasn't the line.

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- We can beep that.
- Yeah, we can beep it.

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CREDITS

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Oh, score!

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What?

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I was looking for Frank's
tick medication for his cat

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and I think I hit the motherlode.

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Look at all this stuff
they had back in the '70s.

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Animal Control Zippo lighters...

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- No.
- Flip up sunglasses.

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Oh, hello. Look at this!

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And it fits!

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- OK, that's good.
- You try it.

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- It looks good.
- Yeah?

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I think it goes.

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- OK.
- Yeah.

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Look at this an ancient walkie-talkie.

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Officer Shred Taylor I'm
gonna need you back

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at the precinct to do the hustle.

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Right now. Immediately.

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Copy that.

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Uh, when the boss says "hustle"
I always boogie, over.

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Wait, you can do the hustle
though, right?

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- I don't know that I can.
- No, you can do it.

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It's like...

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Is that how it goes?

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Knock knock.

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Hey, we were doing...

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- the hustle.
- Uh-huh.

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Everyone's in the bullpen,

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Victoria's getting ready to get
her citizenship exam results.

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- Oh yeah.
- Yes.

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OK, I'm about to check the website.

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Ooh, no, I'm not. I'm too nervous.

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I'll do it. I'll do it.

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What the hell's this?

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That's the wrong question.

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What you should be asking
is "where can I get one?"

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Authentic 1971 Animal Control hat.

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That's interesting. And were all
hats too small back then?

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Oh my God, can I just... I'm gonna look.

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Thank you for taking
the US naturalization test,

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blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.

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Click this link to access your results.

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Congratulations!

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Guys, the screen is frozen.

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Oh. That's premature discharge.

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And that's how you had
your fourth kid, am I right?

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Put it right there.

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- No.
- Congratulations!

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No, I think the whole site has crashed.

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This stupid country!

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I know the stakes
feel crazy high right now

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but just breathe.

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You know, you either pass
or you get, uh, deported.

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Oh, wow.

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OK, the stress is hitting me now, too.

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What if I failed?

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I'm sure you'll get some
good news soon. Right?

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Ma'am.

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Oh, oh, oh, oh, no, no, no.

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Alright, you'll get this back
at the end of the school year.

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Emily, can I talk to you?

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OK, I know where you hide
my stuff, Frank!

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The eagle has landed.

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Where? I'll let dispatch know.

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No, the-the lemur.

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Remember the animal buy
I set up at the gala

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with Lucas, tonight, at the docks.

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Yes, the lemur at the docks.

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I'm so glad that I wore my
fashion forward boat shoes.

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Yeah, thank God.

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Oh, it's Rick.

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We've been checking in every day
since he went to Nepal.

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Yes, yes. Yours is a love story
for the ages.

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I just need you to focus
on this investigation.

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It's really coming together.

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Rick, hi. How was your sound bath?

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The vibrations rattled my ears
so much that it fell off.

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But the-the monks,
they just rolled with it.

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In fact, they decided
that it was my turn

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to guard the flame of enlightenment.

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I'm assuming that's the giant
torch that you're holding?

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Exactly.

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And if I can keep it lit for 24 hours

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I will be granted an audience
with the Lama.

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Just to confirm, that's uh-

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A religious leader, not an animal.

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Not an animal, right.

126
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Did you just get a text
from contractor Greg?

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House is done!

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Not technically.

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I requested they leave
one outlet plate unscrewed

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so that we could do
the honors together as...

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House brothers.

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Yeah.

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Did he leave a screwdriver?

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- I'll call him on the way.
- Yeah.

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You seem pretty good for just
getting out of surgery.

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You can operate heavy machinery.

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How about this copier, buddy?

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Frank, you had a kid?

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Oh, wow.

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He smells just like you.

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Rudolph just had some teeth removed

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to make his breath better,
not like yours.

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What're you doing here?
You looking to adopt?

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No. A little bird informant told me

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that you are doing an undercover bust.

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I told you, dumbass.

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Irregardless, you're gonna
want me on this one.

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I asked you for your help,
you mocked me,

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and now that I'm about to spike the ball

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and do an elaborate end zone
dance you want in? Nah.

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Hey. Hey. Hey! You're my brother.

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I don't wanna see you get hurt.

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You dangled me off a bridge
when I was seven.

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That's called immersion therapy.

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It's so you wouldn't have
a fear of heights.

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I'm terrified of heights.

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Frank, you're not a cop,
you don't have back-up.

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You're a sad pretty boy with a
beagle hanging off your teats.

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That's it.

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Yeah, well, these teats
can bench press 300 pounds.

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Hey, you know what? Beagle check.

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Nut check!

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Gotcha.

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And the re-model is done.

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It was a pleasure screwing
with you, house brother.

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Pleasure screwing with you.
Look what we did.

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- Yeah.
- Mmhmm?

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You know, life and zoning laws
threw a lot at us,

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and sure, it was twice
as expensive as we expected

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but I think we crushed it.

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We should throw a party.

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My first instinct is no.

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You know, the last one
was kind of a total bust.

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We got working toilets now.

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Also, we have a guest of honor,
Victoria.

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My partner deserves a rager.

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She does, but she hasn't
technically passed the test yet.

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My dad's been coaching her.

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The fear of disappointment in that man,

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it's gonna drive her
to do impossible things.

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What if we made it a surprise party?

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That way, if nobody shows up

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we can sorta cancel it
without her knowing.

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I need you to be positive.
I need you to manifest this.

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- Manifest.
- Mmmhmm.

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OK, yeah. Let's do it.

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No surprise.

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Now you're in my head.

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I think we need to cover ourselves.

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OK. Surprise. You know what I'll do?

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I'll invite my golf course girl.

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You found her?

193
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No, I didn't find her yet,

194
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but as the only one who's
taken my mind off Emily

195
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I'm determined, so I am getting close.

196
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I found out where she works,

197
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I'm just waiting on them
to return my calls.

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You think guys like us
achieve something like this

199
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waiting for someone to return our call?

200
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Hey, Greg, thanks
for returning my call. Listen...

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There's our man. Here we go.

202
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Uh, I forgot my fake name.
What's my fake Italian name?

203
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Is it Marty? Mickey? What is it?

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It's Maria. Don't panic.

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And-and maybe don't talk.

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OK.

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Oh, that's not Lucas.

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What? Should we abort? Should we run?

209
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I could probably make a run
for it in my boat shoes.

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- No, he sees us. We're doing it.
- OK.

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Oh, good evening.

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I don't believe we've had the pleasure.

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Mr. Lucas sends his regrets.
He has business elsewhere.

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Oh, how... disappointing.

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My Italian attaché is correct.

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Unfortunately, this is not the
arrangement upon which we agreed.

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Well, it is what it is.

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Ciao.

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Uh, Beaudine, this is not um...
how do you say... the lemur?

220
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This is a... how do you say... a cat.

221
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What? Wait, seriously? This is a cat?

222
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Si. Si. The meow, meow.

223
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Always being chased by uh the bow wow.

224
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It's a cat.

225
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You were looking for a lemur?
Because they're illegal.

226
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Whoever would be in that
kind of business

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are dangerous people.

228
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I'd be careful.

229
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Wait, this is not just a cat.

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This is my cat, Doc Whiskers.

231
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Which means they must have
broken into my apartment.

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Mama mia.

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Leonardo DiCaprio.

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Are you serious?

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I don't know, I'm freaking out
and I'm just saying

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whatever comes to my mind
that's Italian.

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Protect my boy.

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Clear!

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Clear!

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Clear.

241
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OK, what are we clearing?

242
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Shouldn't we just call the cops,
or like your brother?

243
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No, I'm not gonna call
the cops, it's my place.

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I can handle it.

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- Oh my God!
- What?

246
00:09:00,089 --> 00:09:01,089
They opened the 2007.

247
00:09:01,516 --> 00:09:04,167
Oh, this is a beautiful vintage,
dark fruits, leather...

248
00:09:04,169 --> 00:09:06,927
and they didn't even pair it
with a hard cheese.

249
00:09:07,005 --> 00:09:08,446
Oh, wow.

250
00:09:09,023 --> 00:09:11,097
I haven't been to your apartment before

251
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and this is not what I pictured.

252
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Well, I contain multitudes.

253
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Wait, is that a robot cat feeder?

254
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How much money have you spent
on this animal?

255
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It's actually a great investment.

256
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It's got a camera and it
records everything he does,

257
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and this is such a fun age. He's three?

258
00:09:27,525 --> 00:09:29,115
Wait, it's got a camera!

259
00:09:29,116 --> 00:09:31,043
OK, I'm looking for anything
unusual, untoward,

260
00:09:31,045 --> 00:09:32,619
out of the ordinary...

261
00:09:32,697 --> 00:09:33,712
Stealing your cat?

262
00:09:33,737 --> 00:09:34,639
- Yeah.
- Right.

263
00:09:34,898 --> 00:09:36,240
Oh, wait, wait, wait, what's that?

264
00:09:36,265 --> 00:09:37,694
You ate everything in the bowl.

265
00:09:37,719 --> 00:09:39,978
You're cleaning it for me.
Thank you so much.

266
00:09:40,054 --> 00:09:41,054
Wrong day.

267
00:09:41,130 --> 00:09:43,055
- Where did you go?
- Mmhmm.

268
00:09:43,057 --> 00:09:44,631
Oh, what about that?

269
00:09:44,709 --> 00:09:46,651
"...From beneath his slouched hat,

270
00:09:46,728 --> 00:09:49,303
"Ahab dropped a tear into the sea."

271
00:09:49,380 --> 00:09:50,971
Are you reading him Moby Dick?

272
00:09:51,049 --> 00:09:52,824
Yeah, he loves? he loves fish.

273
00:09:55,069 --> 00:09:56,477
So this is what happens

274
00:09:56,479 --> 00:09:58,496
when a high school football
player grows up.

275
00:09:59,332 --> 00:10:00,665
Check out all this vino.

276
00:10:01,059 --> 00:10:03,334
There's the assault on my cabernet.

277
00:10:03,411 --> 00:10:04,818
It's a little jammy for my taste.

278
00:10:04,896 --> 00:10:07,005
Yeah, that's because
you didn't let it breathe,

279
00:10:07,007 --> 00:10:08,007
you thieving rube!

280
00:10:08,157 --> 00:10:09,232
It's okay. It's okay.

281
00:10:09,250 --> 00:10:10,376
The boss just texted.

282
00:10:10,401 --> 00:10:11,610
It's coming in tomorrow at the docks.

283
00:10:11,634 --> 00:10:12,790
Flight from Tanzania.

284
00:10:13,342 --> 00:10:15,571
I thought we had tomorrow off.
Let's just go.

285
00:10:15,573 --> 00:10:17,664
Grab the ugly cat.

286
00:10:17,666 --> 00:10:20,020
That is not true.
You're my prettiest boy.

287
00:10:20,045 --> 00:10:21,410
I hate to break up this moment

288
00:10:21,412 --> 00:10:23,687
but it's coming in tomorrow
from Tanzania.

289
00:10:23,712 --> 00:10:24,812
That's an animal, right?

290
00:10:24,837 --> 00:10:27,525
Yeah. My cousin Billy is an air marshal.

291
00:10:27,602 --> 00:10:28,751
We have history but he's family

292
00:10:28,753 --> 00:10:30,528
so I think he can get us
the flight info.

293
00:10:30,530 --> 00:10:32,421
What is it with your family
and uniforms?

294
00:10:32,423 --> 00:10:33,865
You just love to be in them?

295
00:10:33,867 --> 00:10:36,784
We love epaulets.
I can't stop staring at these.

296
00:10:38,429 --> 00:10:40,429
Any word? Website still down?

297
00:10:40,431 --> 00:10:42,189
Yeah, so friggin' stressful.

298
00:10:42,267 --> 00:10:45,376
If you need a break why don't
you come by the house tonight?

299
00:10:45,528 --> 00:10:48,529
We'll give you a little tour,
remodel's finally done.

300
00:10:48,531 --> 00:10:50,289
I don't want a surprise party.

301
00:10:50,366 --> 00:10:51,457
That's a leap.

302
00:10:51,534 --> 00:10:52,642
That's such a leap.

303
00:10:52,667 --> 00:10:53,786
- What?
- What?

304
00:10:53,811 --> 00:10:55,114
You just want to give me a friendly tour

305
00:10:55,138 --> 00:10:56,199
of your crappy house

306
00:10:56,224 --> 00:10:58,143
on the night that I get
my citizenship results?

307
00:10:58,168 --> 00:11:00,931
OK, fine. You want the real reason?

308
00:11:00,956 --> 00:11:02,071
We wanted to ask your opinion

309
00:11:02,096 --> 00:11:03,611
on a color palette for our furniture

310
00:11:03,636 --> 00:11:05,212
because we can't afford
an interior designer.

311
00:11:05,290 --> 00:11:06,767
You know, with the black mold
and everything...

312
00:11:06,791 --> 00:11:08,624
Yeah, and the foundation issues.

313
00:11:08,626 --> 00:11:10,551
Yeah. The house tilts.
We should have caught that.

314
00:11:10,628 --> 00:11:12,312
- We're out of money.
- Right.

315
00:11:12,388 --> 00:11:14,405
Please. Will you come take a tour.

316
00:11:14,407 --> 00:11:16,723
OK. Might be nice to take
my mind off things.

317
00:11:16,801 --> 00:11:17,801
Thank you.

318
00:11:19,412 --> 00:11:20,486
Good save.

319
00:11:20,488 --> 00:11:21,895
Yeah. The key to lying?

320
00:11:21,973 --> 00:11:25,374
Little bit of selfishness
coupled with incompetence.

321
00:11:33,426 --> 00:11:36,151
There's our seaplane.
Thank you, cousin Billy.

322
00:11:36,153 --> 00:11:38,153
I'm, like, having a lot of fun.

323
00:11:38,155 --> 00:11:39,403
I kinda feel like a badass right now.

324
00:11:39,428 --> 00:11:40,989
You're not gonna sing again, are you?

325
00:11:40,991 --> 00:11:42,157
No, I'm not gonna...

326
00:11:42,159 --> 00:11:44,159
? This Emily plays for keeps

327
00:11:44,161 --> 00:11:47,162
? And Alvin Lucas you're going down. ?

328
00:11:47,164 --> 00:11:49,106
Alright, that's it.
I got it out of my system.

329
00:11:49,131 --> 00:11:50,404
This actually is fun.

330
00:11:50,429 --> 00:11:52,224
I mean, like, the moment
before the bust,

331
00:11:52,249 --> 00:11:53,489
the adrenaline's flowing

332
00:11:53,514 --> 00:11:56,855
and then feeling that you're
gonna make a real difference

333
00:11:56,932 --> 00:11:58,357
and get revenge for your cat, you know?

334
00:11:58,433 --> 00:11:59,950
I mean, it's like the best feeling.

335
00:12:00,953 --> 00:12:02,936
You miss it, don't you?

336
00:12:03,013 --> 00:12:04,288
Yeah, more than I realized.

337
00:12:04,698 --> 00:12:05,998
Oh, here we go.

338
00:12:06,792 --> 00:12:07,958
OK.

339
00:12:11,113 --> 00:12:12,630
I've got eyes on Alvin.

340
00:12:12,706 --> 00:12:13,706
Oh, wow.

341
00:12:13,874 --> 00:12:15,299
You know, I'm excited to see what it is.

342
00:12:15,376 --> 00:12:17,560
If Lucas touches that cage
I'm gonna shoot him.

343
00:12:17,585 --> 00:12:18,984
- What?
- I'm gonna get a photo.

344
00:12:23,309 --> 00:12:25,694
Oh, it's a Zoboomafoo! It's a lemur.

345
00:12:25,719 --> 00:12:27,035
It's go time.

346
00:12:27,146 --> 00:12:28,812
This is happening. Oh, my gosh.

347
00:12:31,558 --> 00:12:33,442
Wait, why are they here?

348
00:12:40,308 --> 00:12:41,325
Patrick!

349
00:12:41,402 --> 00:12:42,402
Your brother?

350
00:12:43,162 --> 00:12:45,162
Hey. Hey.

351
00:12:45,480 --> 00:12:48,557
Look. Yeah. I'm glad that
justice is done

352
00:12:48,559 --> 00:12:50,392
but this was my bust.

353
00:12:50,394 --> 00:12:51,818
Our bust.

354
00:12:51,820 --> 00:12:53,319
OK, let's not credit hog, partner.

355
00:12:53,397 --> 00:12:56,156
And what were you gonna do?
Leash him and crate train him?

356
00:12:56,233 --> 00:12:58,825
You are so going down, Alvin Lucas.

357
00:12:58,850 --> 00:13:00,130
- Can she touch me?
- No.

358
00:13:00,155 --> 00:13:01,805
- Don't crowd my suspect.
- Okay.

359
00:13:01,830 --> 00:13:03,013
Are you surprised, Alvin?

360
00:13:03,090 --> 00:13:05,015
You don't recognize me, do you?

361
00:13:05,092 --> 00:13:06,092
How about now?

362
00:13:07,002 --> 00:13:09,002
Beaudine Devereaux.
Are you my Huckleberry?

363
00:13:10,431 --> 00:13:12,338
Wait! What the...

364
00:13:12,766 --> 00:13:13,749
Can I just get in the cruiser?

365
00:13:13,751 --> 00:13:14,751
- Yes. Of course.
- Thank you.

366
00:13:15,010 --> 00:13:16,509
Hey, remind me to read you
your rights later?

367
00:13:16,587 --> 00:13:17,586
Yeah, you got it.

368
00:13:17,588 --> 00:13:18,420
What?

369
00:13:18,422 --> 00:13:19,530
How could you do this?

370
00:13:19,848 --> 00:13:21,848
Cousin Billy called me,
he gave me the flight number,

371
00:13:21,850 --> 00:13:24,259
he said, and I quote

372
00:13:24,261 --> 00:13:26,261
"Franker the wanker
is gonna need your help".

373
00:13:26,263 --> 00:13:28,947
You stole my bust just like
you stole my Sega Genesis.

374
00:13:28,949 --> 00:13:30,432
You know, if I'm ever murdered

375
00:13:30,434 --> 00:13:33,210
I'd rather my case go unsolved
than have you involved.

376
00:13:33,287 --> 00:13:35,695
If you're ever murdered I won't
even bother to plant evidence.

377
00:13:35,715 --> 00:13:36,788
What?

378
00:13:36,813 --> 00:13:39,800
Not that we even do that,
but I wouldn't anyway.

379
00:13:48,285 --> 00:13:50,118
Hey, Victoria will be here soon.
Booties, please.

380
00:13:50,120 --> 00:13:51,154
- Get those on your feet.
- Hey.

381
00:13:51,213 --> 00:13:54,139
Hey, look who it is! Bento!

382
00:13:54,216 --> 00:13:56,822
Woah, hey buddy, I thought
you RSVP'd plus one?

383
00:13:56,847 --> 00:13:58,240
The more, the merrier, am I right?

384
00:13:58,265 --> 00:13:59,478
-That's actually not the case
-No, buddy.

385
00:13:59,480 --> 00:14:01,405
just because right now
we're sorta at capacity.

386
00:14:01,407 --> 00:14:03,282
- Opa!
- Opa!!

387
00:14:04,818 --> 00:14:08,153
Well, after months of hard work
by you and me,

388
00:14:08,230 --> 00:14:10,155
my brother, who once shared an Uber

389
00:14:10,232 --> 00:14:12,082
with the Golden State Killer
without realizing it,

390
00:14:12,159 --> 00:14:13,308
gets the win.

391
00:14:13,568 --> 00:14:16,253
Yeah, look. I know it didn't
turn out how we expected

392
00:14:16,330 --> 00:14:18,313
but Alvin Lucas was brought to justice

393
00:14:18,315 --> 00:14:20,591
and a lot of animals
are better off for it.

394
00:14:20,667 --> 00:14:24,987
So, if I may, to the animals.
To Beaudine and Maria.

395
00:14:24,989 --> 00:14:27,264
How you say... we did it?

396
00:14:27,341 --> 00:14:28,248
We did it.

397
00:14:29,101 --> 00:14:30,768
You did pretty good, partner.

398
00:14:30,844 --> 00:14:32,327
Yeah? Like a real cop?

399
00:14:32,329 --> 00:14:35,831
Well, as real a cop can be
in fancy boat shoes.

400
00:14:35,833 --> 00:14:36,833
I'll take it.

401
00:14:38,002 --> 00:14:40,018
Oh, ok. Now it's a party.

402
00:14:40,095 --> 00:14:41,353
I'm so glad you two could make it.

403
00:14:41,429 --> 00:14:43,930
Patel, I'd like you
to meet Carousel Pony

404
00:14:43,955 --> 00:14:44,901
and Reese the Pitbull.

405
00:14:44,926 --> 00:14:45,926
Hey, thanks for coming.

406
00:14:45,951 --> 00:14:47,951
I want to hear about
the cruise later, you two.

407
00:14:49,179 --> 00:14:50,270
That's terrifying.

408
00:14:51,181 --> 00:14:53,439
Oh, she's here! She's here! Places!

409
00:14:53,700 --> 00:14:55,867
Victoria's here! Places!

410
00:14:55,944 --> 00:14:58,045
Shhh! Get down!

411
00:15:05,529 --> 00:15:06,804
Oh God.

412
00:15:06,806 --> 00:15:08,955
Surprise.

413
00:15:09,033 --> 00:15:10,233
- Surprise.
- Where is she?

414
00:15:10,367 --> 00:15:12,810
You ruined this thing you didn't want.

415
00:15:12,812 --> 00:15:13,960
What? Are you kidding me?

416
00:15:14,038 --> 00:15:15,479
Who told you? Who told her?

417
00:15:15,504 --> 00:15:16,268
No one.

418
00:15:16,293 --> 00:15:18,701
I had my doubts and then I saw
Bento's party bus out front.

419
00:15:18,725 --> 00:15:20,375
So, are we celebrating good news?

420
00:15:20,377 --> 00:15:21,658
Still nothing. Still nothing.

421
00:15:21,683 --> 00:15:23,228
Still nothing! Still don't know.

422
00:15:23,230 --> 00:15:25,750
well, let's get that music back up!

423
00:15:27,568 --> 00:15:31,328
Hey, partner, you are going
to pass this thing.

424
00:15:31,405 --> 00:15:32,405
I know it.

425
00:15:32,865 --> 00:15:33,865
Thank you.

426
00:15:34,166 --> 00:15:36,224
Thank you for this dumb party.

427
00:15:36,226 --> 00:15:37,167
It's nothing.

428
00:15:37,169 --> 00:15:38,818
I mean, it was a lot of organizing...

429
00:15:38,896 --> 00:15:40,128
Hey, Frank, pour me a drink.

430
00:15:46,995 --> 00:15:49,162
Hey! Everything good?

431
00:15:49,239 --> 00:15:51,181
Everything is amazing.

432
00:15:51,258 --> 00:15:54,259
I had the most enlightening
meeting with the Lama.

433
00:15:54,261 --> 00:15:55,261
Oh, really?

434
00:15:55,337 --> 00:15:56,444
It was transformative.

435
00:15:56,671 --> 00:15:58,763
We only spoke for minutes
but it felt like hours.

436
00:15:59,583 --> 00:16:04,152
And I figured out exactly
what I need to be fulfilled.

437
00:16:05,013 --> 00:16:07,281
And what I need is you.

438
00:16:10,018 --> 00:16:11,285
Emily Price...

439
00:16:12,580 --> 00:16:14,079
will you marry me?

440
00:16:18,102 --> 00:16:22,028
Oh. Oh, I think you froze.
Hello? Em? Emily?

441
00:16:22,106 --> 00:16:24,789
Stupid Himalayan wifi.
It must be the storm.

442
00:16:24,791 --> 00:16:26,866
I'll just try again when it clears.

443
00:16:30,389 --> 00:16:33,724
Frank, I've got someone here
that wants to say hi.

444
00:16:33,800 --> 00:16:35,784
If it's my brother I'm gonna
burn your investment down

445
00:16:35,786 --> 00:16:36,952
and urinate on the ashes.

446
00:16:36,954 --> 00:16:38,970
What kind of shindig is this?

447
00:16:39,123 --> 00:16:40,138
My dad?

448
00:16:40,399 --> 00:16:42,065
Well, I thought you were gonna
get a big win today

449
00:16:42,067 --> 00:16:44,217
and I wanted him to be here
to celebrate.

450
00:16:44,294 --> 00:16:46,931
Some Indian guy handed me this hair net.

451
00:16:46,956 --> 00:16:48,518
What the hell am I supposed
to do with this?

452
00:16:48,550 --> 00:16:50,982
He's just getting started.
Everybody, Jimmy Shaw!

453
00:16:51,059 --> 00:16:52,558
Mr. Shaw, Frank's had
a really tough day.

454
00:16:52,560 --> 00:16:54,244
So I know you got a hard shell

455
00:16:54,321 --> 00:16:55,895
but I think right now
he could use a view

456
00:16:55,897 --> 00:16:57,623
of that chewy little center.

457
00:16:57,625 --> 00:17:00,976
Tell not Rick to quit coming
down to my burger place.

458
00:17:01,236 --> 00:17:03,253
Ah yes, that's my cue.

459
00:17:03,255 --> 00:17:04,255
Gentlemen.

460
00:17:05,149 --> 00:17:06,906
I heard you had an exciting day.

461
00:17:06,984 --> 00:17:08,926
Well, not as exciting as Patrick's.

462
00:17:09,002 --> 00:17:10,652
That hair net is actually supposed to be

463
00:17:10,654 --> 00:17:12,412
jammed in your mouth.

464
00:17:12,489 --> 00:17:13,764
I asked around.

465
00:17:14,341 --> 00:17:17,517
You did good police work
on that Alvin Lucas case.

466
00:17:19,087 --> 00:17:20,753
If you can't think of a punchline

467
00:17:20,831 --> 00:17:22,831
I'm not gonna help you brainstorm one.

468
00:17:22,833 --> 00:17:24,107
No, I mean it.

469
00:17:25,169 --> 00:17:27,352
I could probably pull some strings,

470
00:17:27,429 --> 00:17:29,363
get you back on the police force.

471
00:17:30,932 --> 00:17:32,765
Your sincerity is throwing me.

472
00:17:32,843 --> 00:17:34,368
Yeah, I'm not good with it either.

473
00:17:35,529 --> 00:17:36,870
Hey.

474
00:17:37,531 --> 00:17:38,531
You ok?

475
00:17:40,337 --> 00:17:41,427
Do you need protein?

476
00:17:41,452 --> 00:17:43,018
I could make you a plate of tenders.

477
00:17:43,020 --> 00:17:44,686
I can combo the sauces
just like you like it.

478
00:17:44,688 --> 00:17:49,884
No, no, no. Uh... Rick
just asked me to marry him.

479
00:17:49,909 --> 00:17:50,657
What?

480
00:17:50,682 --> 00:17:52,210
Yay! Congratulations!

481
00:17:52,300 --> 00:17:54,120
No. Um, but I didn't answer him though.

482
00:17:54,198 --> 00:17:56,473
I uh, pretended that the call froze.

483
00:17:57,959 --> 00:18:00,702
Yeah. I was on the phone
and I looked over and um,

484
00:18:00,704 --> 00:18:05,540
I saw Shred doing this weird
dance with that hat?

485
00:18:05,542 --> 00:18:06,891
I'm gonna kill him.

486
00:18:06,968 --> 00:18:08,151
Why did I freeze?

487
00:18:08,153 --> 00:18:09,302
I don't know.

488
00:18:09,563 --> 00:18:11,563
But it sounds like you might
need to talk to Shred.

489
00:18:11,639 --> 00:18:13,156
Why would I talk to Shred?

490
00:18:13,158 --> 00:18:14,232
Life is short, OK?

491
00:18:14,568 --> 00:18:16,901
You never know when you might
die or get deported

492
00:18:16,978 --> 00:18:19,054
or whatever it is that pertains
to your situation right now.

493
00:18:19,056 --> 00:18:20,376
Sorry, I'm a little one-track-minded.

494
00:18:20,557 --> 00:18:23,250
But I think your heart is
trying to tell you something.

495
00:18:29,508 --> 00:18:30,899
Have you seen Shred?

496
00:18:30,901 --> 00:18:32,100
No, have you seen Bento?

497
00:18:32,102 --> 00:18:33,251
He's missing and that scares me.

498
00:18:33,328 --> 00:18:34,328
No.

499
00:18:42,448 --> 00:18:43,397
OK.

500
00:18:47,434 --> 00:18:48,859
Turn around.

501
00:18:55,926 --> 00:18:57,159
Other way.

502
00:19:01,448 --> 00:19:04,357
You don't happen to have a
really old cough drop, do you?

503
00:19:04,359 --> 00:19:05,359
You're here.

504
00:19:05,602 --> 00:19:07,788
Oh my-I've been looking
everywhere for you!

505
00:19:07,813 --> 00:19:08,604
Have you?

506
00:19:08,629 --> 00:19:10,379
Well, a devil bird ate that phone.

507
00:19:10,404 --> 00:19:11,736
You know, I've heard that one before.

508
00:19:11,761 --> 00:19:12,698
- Yeah?
- Uh-huh.

509
00:19:12,785 --> 00:19:14,433
- It's a pretty common thing?
- It's a common one.

510
00:19:14,458 --> 00:19:15,845
I can't believe you're here right now.

511
00:19:15,870 --> 00:19:18,296
I got your card,
and went to the precinct.

512
00:19:18,298 --> 00:19:20,448
They said you were here so
I thought I'd make an entrance.

513
00:19:20,450 --> 00:19:23,185
Well, I for one will never forget it.

514
00:19:30,554 --> 00:19:31,702
I passed!

515
00:19:31,727 --> 00:19:34,215
I frickin' passed! I get to stay!

516
00:19:34,240 --> 00:19:36,866
You can't get rid of me!

517
00:19:37,111 --> 00:19:38,944
USA! USA!

518
00:19:39,060 --> 00:19:41,857
I've never seen you before in my life!

519
00:19:42,095 --> 00:19:44,264
USA! USA!

520
00:19:44,289 --> 00:19:45,559
What is wrong with this thing?

521
00:19:45,597 --> 00:19:48,280
They will let anybody
into this country nowadays.

522
00:19:48,840 --> 00:19:50,731
I'm surprised you didn't offer
to marry me.

523
00:19:50,756 --> 00:19:52,723
Oh, the divorce would have been a mess.

524
00:19:56,595 --> 00:19:57,595
Bento?

525
00:19:59,264 --> 00:20:00,264
Opa!

526
00:20:02,676 --> 00:20:04,309
Oh my God, look at that hole.

527
00:20:05,495 --> 00:20:07,920
Yep, looks like dry rot.

528
00:20:07,998 --> 00:20:09,940
That's 100K off asking.

529
00:20:10,258 --> 00:20:11,399
Jeez.

530
00:20:19,676 --> 00:20:23,528
? Oh, I can't take another heartache, ?

531
00:20:23,530 --> 00:20:25,530
? Though you say you're my friend, ?

532
00:20:25,607 --> 00:20:28,107
? I'm at my wits end,

533
00:20:28,185 --> 00:20:30,943
? You say your love is bonafide ?

534
00:20:31,021 --> 00:20:33,855
? But that don't coincide

535
00:20:33,857 --> 00:20:35,948
? With the things that you do, ?

536
00:20:36,026 --> 00:20:40,804
? And when I ask you
to be nice you say ?

537
00:20:40,881 --> 00:20:42,788
? You gotta be cruel to be kind... ?

538
00:20:43,366 --> 00:20:45,124
So am I making a call for you or not?

539
00:20:45,126 --> 00:20:46,643
I don't think so.

540
00:20:46,719 --> 00:20:49,479
I thought that's what I wanted

541
00:20:49,555 --> 00:20:53,966
but I think I'm right where
I belong... unfortunately.

542
00:20:53,968 --> 00:20:55,610
You're an idiot.

543
00:20:57,063 --> 00:20:58,396
I love you, too, Dad.

544
00:20:58,472 --> 00:20:59,989
? ...cruel to be kind.

545
00:21:03,811 --> 00:21:05,745
I'm an American!

546
00:21:07,999 --> 00:21:10,574
Now someone get me a Big Gulp and a gun.

547
00:21:10,651 --> 00:21:12,651
This deserves an all-American lunch.

548
00:21:12,729 --> 00:21:14,562
There's a great sushi place
around the corner.

549
00:21:14,587 --> 00:21:16,346
Wait, we have to get
a group photo first.

550
00:21:23,330 --> 00:21:25,343
Alright, be cool, 10 o'clock. WV.

551
00:21:25,368 --> 00:21:26,090
What?

552
00:21:26,115 --> 00:21:27,332
West Virginia license plate.

553
00:21:27,410 --> 00:21:28,743
What?

554
00:21:28,745 --> 00:21:30,812
West Virginia, Victoria. West Virginia.

555
00:21:32,702 --> 00:21:33,558
Say che...

556
00:21:33,583 --> 00:21:34,749
- Let's go, go, go!
- Wait!

557
00:21:34,751 --> 00:21:35,900
Go, go, go, go, go!!!

558
00:21:37,186 --> 00:21:38,695
I didn't even get the photo.

559
00:21:39,032 --> 00:21:42,926
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