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Previously on Young Sheldon...

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Oh, that ain't good.

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Connie Tucker, please stop running.

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A deal can be made
without going to trial.

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You plead guilty, pay a fine,
lose your business license,

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maybe some community service,

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probation, but no jail time.

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So... do I tell them we have a deal?

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- Okay, fine.
- Oh, thank God.

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I'm too old to find somebody new.

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Hi, I'm Connie Tucker.

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I'm supposed to be reporting
to my probation officer?

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You found her. Come on in.

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Sorry I'm a little late.

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Not moving very fast today. Oof.

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Weren't you arrested
running from the police?

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Well, I have my good days.

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Oh...

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Whew.

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So the terms of your probation

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require you to do 180 hours
of community service.

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And you're currently sitting at... zero.

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Not true. I've been
reading to the elderly.

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Oh. Where at?

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Chi-Chi's. My boyfriend
forgot his glasses,

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so I read him the menu.

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This is a joke to you.

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Well, I was hoping.

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You think putting on this act

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is gonna get you a lighter sentence?

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Act?

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- What act?
- Look at my nose.

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Okay...

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You know what this nose can do?

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It can smell bull-pucky
from two counties over.

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And you know what it's
smelling right now?

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A big, steamy pile.

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What kind of community
service are we talking about?

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I can't be up there on the interstate

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picking up trash with some winos.

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Well, there are other options.

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- Hit me.
- How about Habitat for Humanity?

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Build some poor soul a home.

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The tornado blew mine to smithereens.

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How about some do-gooder
build me a home?

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Moving on.

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You own a hazmat suit?

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What? Why-why?

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There's a sewage pipe
under the hepatitis clinic

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with your name on it.

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Let's keep thinking.

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Well, we got...

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animal shelters, libraries, churches...

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Ooh. Is that any church?

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Yeah. As long as they
sign off on your hours.

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Oh, I like where this is heading.

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Why?

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A good Christian woman
always is eager to serve.

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A Christian woman who
ran a backroom casino?

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Hey, God forgave me,
maybe you should, too.

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Do you understand I have the
power to throw you in jail?

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To be honest, I did not.

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- That doesn't go there.
- Doesn't matter.

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Canned beans next to jarred preserves?

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- Who cares?
- I care.

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Well, no one cares that you care.

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I'm someone. And I care that I care.

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And I care that I care that I care.

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Okay. That's enough.

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Are we done?

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- What's your hurry?
- It's paternity test day

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on Ricki Lake and I'm missing it.

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If people paid more attention
of what belongs where,

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there'd be no need for paternity tests.

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Just go.

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- I'll give you a hand.
- Actually, I'm not crazy

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about how you organize things, either.

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I need you to do me a favor.

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- Hello to you, too.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah. Look.

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I need you to sign some forms
for me, no questions asked.

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- What am I signing?
- We agreed no questions asked.

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Given her criminal past,
I'd advice caution.

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Moon Pie, I love you, but shut it.

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Look, I got to knock out
my community service,

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and they say I can do it at the church.

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That's great. We'd love to have you.

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Or you could just fill out my timesheets

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and we would be done with
the whole thing. Easy peasy.

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I'm not lying for you. That's a sin.

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Oh, come on. 180 hours at my age?

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Who knows if I've even
got that much time left.

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Well, then it's a good thing

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that we're gonna get to spend
so much of it together.

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- Hi.
- Hello.

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Don't you hear the baby crying?

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Yeah. She's been at it for a while.

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And you didn't go pick her up?

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Well, no, it's still her naptime.

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She'll cry herself out
and go back to sleep.

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Unbelievable.

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Good idea. Let the baby be in charge.

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No, actually, I left
my mother in charge,

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but I won't make that mistake again.

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Amanda, I'm trying to
teach her self-reliance,

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but if you prefer to coddle
her, you go right ahead.

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I'm sorry, are you accusing
me of babying my baby?

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Because I am her mother

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and I think I know when she needs me.

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You were saying?

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Ha!

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You're happy your daughter's crying?

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I'm happy you're wrong.

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All right, I'm here.
Clock me in for 9:30.

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It's 10:15.

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I prayed on the way in. That counts.

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- Mom.
- Fine.

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Call it 9:45.

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Let me just finish up this payroll here

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and then we'll find some
work for you to do.

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No hurry. I'm just gonna lay down here

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and close my eyes for a minute.

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Mary, the racoons got into
the communion wafers again.

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Oh. Hey, Connie. Didn't
know you were here.

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I'm just here to help out.

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That's so nice.

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Well, it's her community
service for being arrested.

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- Still nice.
- Well, the big guy appreciates it.

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He'd really appreciate it if
she actually did something.

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Why are you like this?
I raised you to be cool.

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I am plenty cool.

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Anyway. If you have anything
that you need help with,

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my mom is here to work.

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Oh. Well, I do need my suit
picked up from the dry cleaner.

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Is that the dry cleaner
next to the nail salon?

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- Yeah.
- I'm on it.

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Or... you know what we
could really use is someone

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to help organize the donation room.

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That's a big job.

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Too late. I'm getting the suit.

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I'll get it on my way to the bank.

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That way, you can start
on the donation room

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instead of getting your nails done.

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You're the boss around
here. What's your call?

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Oh, actually, he's the boss.

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What's that?

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He says it's Mary's call.

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Mm.

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Oh, my God.

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We don't say that, but... yeah.

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This is gonna take forever.

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How many hours is your
community service?

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Hundred eighty.

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Than you better get cracking.

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Maybe I'll get my nails done.

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Hey, we got any fresh binkies?

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I found this one in her diaper.

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Drying rack.

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Or... you could just
let her soothe herself.

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What do you mean?

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Well, if you give her a pacifier
every time she fusses,

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- she'll never learn.
- So, I should just let her cry?

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Whatever you think is best.

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Can't you just tell me?

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Hey, where's the binky?

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- Right here.
- What are you waiting for?

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Well, your mom was just
saying if we give it to her

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every time she's cranky,
she'll never learn.

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Oh, is that what she said?

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I'm just trying to help.

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I told you we don't need your help.

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- We don't?
- What do you think?

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Well...

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Should I go after her?

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You're her husband. You decide.

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Why won't anybody tell me anything?

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Six hours.

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All day long for six lousy hours.

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I gave you six, you worked four.

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- Felt longer.
- Most people work eight.

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Most people get paid.

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Most people don't commit crimes.

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Sure they do. They
just don't get caught.

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So, how'd the first day

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of giving back to the community go?

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I sorted a pair of work pants

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that had a prosthetic leg still in it.

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- Shut up.
- Oh, don't be so dramatic.

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180 hours, Mary.

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Only 174 to go.

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You're enjoying this, aren't ya?

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Darn tootin'.

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I got her on my ass,

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I got Officer Thomason on my ass.

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Who's that?

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- My probation officer.
- Mm.

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Wait.

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- Rhonda Thomason?
- You know her?

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Yeah. Her kid's on varsity.

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Nice lady. Brings grapes to halftime.

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She could get the judge
to reduce my hours,

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- but she won't do it.
- Yeah, like I said, nice lady.

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By chance, would you talk to her for me?

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I'm sorry.

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Are you asking me for a favor?

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- Yes.
- Mm.

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I didn't hear the magic word.

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How about this?

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Why don't you pay me back
the money I gave you

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for the down payment on this house?

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Thank you. Was that so hard?

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She asleep?

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Yeah, 'cause I gave her a pacifier.

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That's some good mothering.

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How could you not take my side?

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Sorry, but we don't really
know what we're doing.

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I mean, I don't. You are a natural.

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We're her parents.

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We should decide how to raise her.

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Okay, but your mom's done this before.

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I mean, she raised you.
And you're pretty great.

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Do you honestly think
I'm gonna fall for that?

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No, you're way too smart.

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Oh, cut it out.

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And stop defending her.

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I'm not defending her.

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I was just taught to respect my elders.

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I'm your elder.

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When I say that, you get mad.

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Yeah, 'cause you shouldn't say it.

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Yes, ma'am.

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Oh. Oh, you think you're funny?

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No, ma'am.

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Mm-hmm.

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Hey, Rhonda.

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Coach Cooper,

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- what a nice surprise.
- Yeah, you know me.

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Full of surprises.

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Like that fake field goal
against Plainview.

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Ooh, that was something. But really.

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What are you, what are you doing here?

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Well, uh... you may not know this,

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but, uh, one of your...

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clients happens to be my mother-in-law.

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- Connie Tucker.
- She's a character, ain't she?

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And she asked you to come down here

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to see if I would go easy on her?

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What? No, no, no.

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No, no, no, no, no. Yeah.

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'Cause she thinks she
deserves special treatment?

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Yeah, well, you're just hitting
the nail on the head today.

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Let me ask you a question.

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Would you give one of your
players special treatment

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if they were ducking practice?

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No, if anything,
I'm tougher on those kids.

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So if I understand you,

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you're saying I should be
tougher on your mother-in-law.

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I just made it worse, didn't I?

260
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No, no, no, no, no.

261
00:11:03,320 --> 00:11:05,900
No, no, no, no, no, no. Yeah.

262
00:11:07,350 --> 00:11:08,520
Okay, then.

263
00:11:09,570 --> 00:11:12,370
- Thanks for the grapes.
- Mm.

264
00:11:15,842 --> 00:11:17,990
- Finished the inventory.
- Hey.

265
00:11:18,020 --> 00:11:20,630
Georgie? I ran into
Amanda's old pediatrician

266
00:11:20,680 --> 00:11:23,500
and he said he could take
CeeCee on as a new patient.

267
00:11:23,558 --> 00:11:25,640
Thanks, but she already has a doctor.

268
00:11:25,690 --> 00:11:28,680
Yes. Well, Dr. Talanda is the best.

269
00:11:28,730 --> 00:11:32,890
Okay, look. I know you're
trying to help, but Mandy al...

270
00:11:32,943 --> 00:11:34,230
Oh, oh, oh, look at that.

271
00:11:34,280 --> 00:11:36,779
That can't be right. Georgie, come
here. Walk with me for a minute.

272
00:11:36,780 --> 00:11:38,940
- Where we going?
- Shut up.

273
00:11:38,990 --> 00:11:40,240
Keep walking.

274
00:11:45,230 --> 00:11:46,530
Are you mental?

275
00:11:46,581 --> 00:11:48,780
- What?
- Why are you arguing with her?

276
00:11:48,833 --> 00:11:50,469
What? I was just trying
to be a good husband,

277
00:11:50,470 --> 00:11:51,870
and take Mandy's side.

278
00:11:51,920 --> 00:11:53,920
Okay, you know a great
time to take Mandy's side?

279
00:11:53,970 --> 00:11:55,390
When you're alone with Mandy.

280
00:11:55,440 --> 00:11:58,000
And when you're with Audrey...

281
00:11:58,051 --> 00:12:00,250
Take Audrey's side.

282
00:12:00,303 --> 00:12:02,510
Okay, there's hope for you.

283
00:12:02,560 --> 00:12:04,330
When you're alone with me in a closet,

284
00:12:04,380 --> 00:12:05,630
feel free to speak your mind.

285
00:12:05,684 --> 00:12:07,840
- Seems a little complicated.
- Oh, it is.

286
00:12:07,890 --> 00:12:09,660
Yeah, life would be so much easier

287
00:12:09,710 --> 00:12:11,470
if they just realized
how alike they are.

288
00:12:11,523 --> 00:12:12,970
Don't say that.

289
00:12:13,024 --> 00:12:14,760
Don't ever say that.

290
00:12:14,818 --> 00:12:17,180
We're alone in a closet.
You said I could speak my mind.

291
00:12:17,237 --> 00:12:18,810
Yeah, yeah, but not that.

292
00:12:18,863 --> 00:12:20,390
- So where?
- Nowhere.

293
00:12:20,448 --> 00:12:22,060
They, uh...

294
00:12:22,930 --> 00:12:24,110
they'll know.

295
00:12:31,626 --> 00:12:34,530
- Working hard?
- Hey.

296
00:12:34,587 --> 00:12:36,470
Oh.

297
00:12:36,500 --> 00:12:37,910
What brings you by?

298
00:12:38,610 --> 00:12:40,910
Your son-in-law dropped in to see me.

299
00:12:40,969 --> 00:12:42,080
Oh, y'all know each other?

300
00:12:42,137 --> 00:12:44,130
- We do.
- Small world.

301
00:12:44,750 --> 00:12:46,630
It did not go your way.

302
00:12:46,683 --> 00:12:48,290
- No?
- No.

303
00:12:49,090 --> 00:12:51,220
Well, you can't blame a gal for trying.

304
00:12:51,271 --> 00:12:52,880
Actually, I can.

305
00:12:52,939 --> 00:12:55,610
Oh, come on, there must be
some criminals out there

306
00:12:55,660 --> 00:12:56,970
that you could be focused on.

307
00:12:57,027 --> 00:12:58,920
Not some old granny with slot machines.

308
00:12:58,970 --> 00:13:01,810
Go out there and harass somebody
who actually deserves it.

309
00:13:01,865 --> 00:13:04,560
- You done?
- Yes, I think I am.

310
00:13:04,617 --> 00:13:06,000
My turn.

311
00:13:06,050 --> 00:13:08,120
You are a criminal.

312
00:13:08,170 --> 00:13:10,440
And I can treat you
however the hell I want,

313
00:13:10,490 --> 00:13:12,500
because I own your tired old ass.

314
00:13:13,120 --> 00:13:15,600
And I will make your life miserable

315
00:13:15,650 --> 00:13:18,820
unless you shape up and shape up fast.

316
00:13:19,450 --> 00:13:21,010
Do we understand each other?

317
00:13:21,610 --> 00:13:22,830
Yes, ma'am.

318
00:13:24,490 --> 00:13:27,290
To be clear, what are you?

319
00:13:27,349 --> 00:13:28,670
A criminal.

320
00:13:28,725 --> 00:13:30,170
And what do I own?

321
00:13:30,226 --> 00:13:31,460
My tired old ass.

322
00:13:31,519 --> 00:13:33,370
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.

323
00:13:34,930 --> 00:13:37,050
I'm gonna come back in a couple of days.

324
00:13:37,100 --> 00:13:39,390
This room better be spic and span.

325
00:13:39,444 --> 00:13:40,590
It will be. Yes, ma'am.

326
00:13:40,620 --> 00:13:41,890
Thank you, ma'am.

327
00:13:42,930 --> 00:13:45,850
Oh, say hi to George for me.

328
00:13:51,800 --> 00:13:53,990
- Hey, Connie.
- What did you say to her?

329
00:13:54,042 --> 00:13:55,210
Nothing.

330
00:13:55,260 --> 00:13:57,310
Just what a great grandma you are.

331
00:13:57,360 --> 00:13:58,950
And what a great great-grandma you are.

332
00:13:59,005 --> 00:14:01,500
- Well, you made it worse.
- I'm sorry, I...

333
00:14:01,550 --> 00:14:02,750
I did my best.

334
00:14:02,801 --> 00:14:04,500
Well, your best stunk.

335
00:14:06,030 --> 00:14:07,330
So now what?

336
00:14:07,389 --> 00:14:09,460
I got no choice.

337
00:14:11,150 --> 00:14:13,600
Got to bring in the big guns.

338
00:14:14,604 --> 00:14:16,180
Wow.

339
00:14:16,231 --> 00:14:18,550
- What a mess.
- Yeah.

340
00:14:18,608 --> 00:14:21,260
You want me to organize
this whole room in two days?

341
00:14:21,319 --> 00:14:22,970
I do.

342
00:14:23,029 --> 00:14:24,980
Oh, boy. Thank you, Meemaw.

343
00:14:27,320 --> 00:14:30,550
Well, you can go ahead and
cancel that appointment.

344
00:14:30,600 --> 00:14:32,250
Thank you.

345
00:14:32,300 --> 00:14:34,990
- Gonna kill her.
- What's going on?

346
00:14:35,000 --> 00:14:37,280
My mother made CeeCee an appointment

347
00:14:37,330 --> 00:14:39,770
with a new doctor and
she didn't even ask.

348
00:14:39,790 --> 00:14:42,120
What? Oh, no.

349
00:14:42,173 --> 00:14:43,370
I am furious.

350
00:14:43,425 --> 00:14:44,700
As you should be.

351
00:14:45,310 --> 00:14:46,790
You don't think I'm overreacting?

352
00:14:46,845 --> 00:14:48,240
Not at all.

353
00:14:48,290 --> 00:14:50,090
I agree with you.

354
00:14:50,140 --> 00:14:52,380
Sometimes I just don't
understand what she's thinking.

355
00:14:52,434 --> 00:14:53,900
Well, how could you?

356
00:14:53,950 --> 00:14:56,670
You two are just... so different.

357
00:14:58,080 --> 00:14:59,220
Thank you.

358
00:15:02,640 --> 00:15:04,760
- Toy.
- Toy.

359
00:15:06,410 --> 00:15:09,480
- Taxidermy.
- Taxidermy.

360
00:15:11,980 --> 00:15:13,900
Toy?

361
00:15:15,430 --> 00:15:19,300
Hi. My name is Teddy Ruxpin.

362
00:15:19,350 --> 00:15:21,410
Can you and I be friends?

363
00:15:22,250 --> 00:15:23,450
Nightmare.

364
00:15:23,506 --> 00:15:25,660
I'll start a new box.

365
00:15:25,717 --> 00:15:28,670
How's it going? What's he doing here?

366
00:15:28,720 --> 00:15:30,920
Meemaw's letting me organize everything.

367
00:15:30,972 --> 00:15:33,920
You're farming out your
community service to my son?

368
00:15:33,975 --> 00:15:36,010
How about thanks for
getting him to the church?

369
00:15:37,120 --> 00:15:38,630
Come on, Sheldon, we're going home.

370
00:15:38,688 --> 00:15:40,299
But I haven't even
started on the hats yet.

371
00:15:40,300 --> 00:15:41,529
There's so many different kinds.

372
00:15:41,530 --> 00:15:43,890
- Baseball, cowboy, hard...
- Now.

373
00:15:49,073 --> 00:15:50,650
You are unbelievable.

374
00:15:50,700 --> 00:15:52,326
You think that the rules
don't apply to you.

375
00:15:52,327 --> 00:15:53,610
And that when you get caught,

376
00:15:53,630 --> 00:15:55,650
it just becomes
everybody else's problem.

377
00:15:55,705 --> 00:15:58,750
Oh, come on! He's sorting
out a room full of junk.

378
00:15:58,780 --> 00:16:00,780
This is his Disneyland.

379
00:16:00,835 --> 00:16:02,250
What about Georgie?

380
00:16:02,300 --> 00:16:03,460
What about the gambling room?

381
00:16:03,480 --> 00:16:04,780
He could've gone to jail.

382
00:16:04,839 --> 00:16:07,700
I'm sorry I'm such a disappointment.

383
00:16:07,759 --> 00:16:09,370
Yeah, me, too.

384
00:16:14,015 --> 00:16:15,370
Huh.

385
00:16:15,420 --> 00:16:16,840
Meat's a little dry, isn't it?

386
00:16:16,893 --> 00:16:19,170
No, I like it like this.

387
00:16:19,229 --> 00:16:20,880
You don't think it's too salty?

388
00:16:20,939 --> 00:16:22,510
It's perfect. I love your cooking.

389
00:16:23,810 --> 00:16:25,180
My mom made this.

390
00:16:26,190 --> 00:16:28,660
Oh, well, now that you mention it,

391
00:16:28,710 --> 00:16:30,020
it is a little dry.

392
00:16:30,700 --> 00:16:31,770
I made it.

393
00:16:31,824 --> 00:16:33,984
- What are you doing to me?
- What are you doing to me?

394
00:16:34,035 --> 00:16:35,329
For the past couple of days
you've been agreeing

395
00:16:35,330 --> 00:16:36,820
with everything that I say.

396
00:16:37,550 --> 00:16:39,190
- You're right.
- Stop it.

397
00:16:39,249 --> 00:16:40,620
I'm sorry.

398
00:16:40,670 --> 00:16:43,510
It was suggested to me
that agreeing with you

399
00:16:43,560 --> 00:16:45,620
is the key to a happy marriage.

400
00:16:45,672 --> 00:16:47,830
- By my dad?
- I don't recall.

401
00:16:47,880 --> 00:16:49,710
- Georgie...
- By your dad.

402
00:16:49,760 --> 00:16:52,120
Do my parents sound happy to you?

403
00:16:52,178 --> 00:16:53,710
I don't know, they're still married.

404
00:16:54,650 --> 00:16:56,460
Well, I want us to be better than that.

405
00:16:56,516 --> 00:16:58,280
- I agree.
- Oh, cut it out.

406
00:16:58,330 --> 00:16:59,960
No, I meant that one.

407
00:17:01,150 --> 00:17:02,300
Okay.

408
00:17:02,355 --> 00:17:04,180
And if you want the truth,

409
00:17:04,230 --> 00:17:06,010
I think your mom was
right about the doctor.

410
00:17:06,067 --> 00:17:07,390
Excuse me?

411
00:17:07,443 --> 00:17:09,320
Our doctor rubbed alcohol on one arm

412
00:17:09,370 --> 00:17:11,890
and gave CeeCee the
shot on the other arm.

413
00:17:12,710 --> 00:17:14,360
- He did?
- He did.

414
00:17:14,410 --> 00:17:16,819
Look, your mom shouldn't have made
an appointment behind our backs,

415
00:17:16,820 --> 00:17:19,320
but our guy might be ready
for the glue factory.

416
00:17:19,372 --> 00:17:20,440
Maybe you're right.

417
00:17:21,550 --> 00:17:23,570
I'm confused, do I like this or not?

418
00:17:31,290 --> 00:17:32,870
What are you doing here?

419
00:17:32,927 --> 00:17:34,210
Helping.

420
00:17:34,262 --> 00:17:36,330
I thought I was a disappointment.

421
00:17:36,389 --> 00:17:37,680
I can be disappointed with you

422
00:17:37,710 --> 00:17:40,260
and still not want you to go to jail.

423
00:17:40,310 --> 00:17:42,010
Finished organizing the religious items.

424
00:17:42,061 --> 00:17:43,780
I separated them by New Testament hokum,

425
00:17:43,830 --> 00:17:46,340
Old Testament hokum,
and general nonsense.

426
00:17:46,399 --> 00:17:47,720
Also, Sheldon couldn't sleep

427
00:17:47,750 --> 00:17:49,810
knowing the room was
only half-organized.

428
00:17:49,861 --> 00:17:52,541
It's true. It was like my brain was
itchy and I couldn't scratch it.

429
00:17:52,580 --> 00:17:55,560
- Very irritating.
- It was. Very.

430
00:17:55,617 --> 00:17:58,160
Well, I thank you both, but...

431
00:17:58,210 --> 00:18:00,320
I should be doing this myself.

432
00:18:00,371 --> 00:18:02,490
Yes, you should, but we're already here.

433
00:18:02,540 --> 00:18:03,980
Great, I'm gonna start on the books.

434
00:18:03,990 --> 00:18:05,740
I invented my own Dewey Decimal System,

435
00:18:05,790 --> 00:18:08,030
but instead of decimals,
I use fractions.

436
00:18:14,000 --> 00:18:15,790
40 hours, not bad.

437
00:18:15,845 --> 00:18:19,210
It might've been 42, but I rounded down.

438
00:18:19,650 --> 00:18:21,500
And you did all the work by yourself?

439
00:18:21,970 --> 00:18:23,510
Yes, ma'am.

440
00:18:23,561 --> 00:18:26,260
You know I called your daughter
to check up on you.

441
00:18:27,070 --> 00:18:29,160
Oh.

442
00:18:29,210 --> 00:18:30,640
What did she say?

443
00:18:30,693 --> 00:18:32,560
She said you worked your butt off.

444
00:18:32,612 --> 00:18:34,270
Well, there you go.

445
00:18:34,322 --> 00:18:35,520
All right, then.

446
00:18:35,573 --> 00:18:37,150
I'll see you next week.

447
00:18:40,670 --> 00:18:42,780
You know, you were pretty
rough on me the other day,

448
00:18:42,830 --> 00:18:46,450
and I just want to let you know
that I appreciated that.

449
00:18:46,501 --> 00:18:47,820
You do?

450
00:18:47,877 --> 00:18:50,990
Well, I think it was the kick
in the pants that I needed.

451
00:18:52,710 --> 00:18:54,600
And since things are going so well,

452
00:18:54,650 --> 00:18:57,710
I was wondering it you might
want to reduce my sentence.

453
00:19:00,980 --> 00:19:02,500
See you next week.

454
00:19:03,370 --> 00:19:05,090
Bye now.

455
00:19:06,480 --> 00:19:07,680
Bye.

456
00:19:11,560 --> 00:19:14,010
I heard you took CeeCee to Dr. Talanda.

457
00:19:15,000 --> 00:19:18,050
We did. And he was very good.

458
00:19:18,860 --> 00:19:20,880
- Thank you.
- No need to thank me.

459
00:19:20,930 --> 00:19:23,110
I just want the best
for my granddaughter.

460
00:19:23,162 --> 00:19:24,940
Well, that's what we all want.

461
00:19:26,840 --> 00:19:27,840
Funny thing.

462
00:19:27,890 --> 00:19:31,670
Uh, Talanda said it's
actually okay for CeeCee

463
00:19:31,720 --> 00:19:33,530
to have her pacifier to sleep.

464
00:19:33,589 --> 00:19:35,540
Who's raising this baby, him or you?

465
00:19:35,591 --> 00:19:38,870
We are. And I think we're
doing a dang good job of it.

466
00:19:38,928 --> 00:19:40,830
I was talking to my daughter.

467
00:19:40,888 --> 00:19:43,850
Oh, I love this commercial.
The dog eats the cat food.

468
00:19:46,519 --> 00:19:48,350
Georgie can talk, okay?

469
00:19:48,400 --> 00:19:50,270
That's how our marriage works.

470
00:19:50,320 --> 00:19:52,550
Excuse me, are you implying my husband

471
00:19:52,600 --> 00:19:54,600
isn't allowed to speak his mind?

472
00:19:54,652 --> 00:19:57,890
Well, if we're gonna put
cards on the table, yeah.

473
00:19:58,400 --> 00:20:00,140
That isn't true.

474
00:20:00,199 --> 00:20:01,810
- Tell him, Jim.
- Uh...

475
00:20:01,860 --> 00:20:04,400
Like he can say anything now
that you put him on the spot.

476
00:20:04,454 --> 00:20:07,650
He isn't on the spot. He is a grown man.

477
00:20:07,700 --> 00:20:08,950
Speak.

478
00:20:09,720 --> 00:20:11,420
Stop bossing him around.

479
00:20:11,470 --> 00:20:12,950
He will speak when he wants to.

480
00:20:13,004 --> 00:20:14,421
- You want to get some popcorn?
- Oh, please, I've been married

481
00:20:14,422 --> 00:20:15,759
- to the man for 35 years...
- Yeah.

482
00:20:15,760 --> 00:20:17,349
- ... I know what he wants.
- Maybe what he wants

483
00:20:17,350 --> 00:20:18,600
is for you to get off his back.

484
00:20:18,650 --> 00:20:20,630
Oh, look who's an expert on marriage

485
00:20:20,660 --> 00:20:22,330
after one whole month.

486
00:20:22,388 --> 00:20:26,310
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