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Hi.

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Hi. Thanks for coming.

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The Golden Bull Grill had
their grand opening next door

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and the big guy just wandered over.

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Right into the perfect section
of the store.

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Can you help? We open in an hour.

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This is huge.

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I mean, we got bulls, plates,
silverware, glasses...

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It's official. We have a bull

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- in a China shop.
- in the dishware aisle.

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What?

12
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Sorry, sometimes it's hard
for me to play along.

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Shred, we need a photo.
or no one's gonna believe this.

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Oh yeah.

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Get over there.

16
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We're gonna walk outta here

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into every adorable animal
account on MySpace.

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Wait, cut off your feet. Sorry.

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It's alright.
Like any responsible business

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I'm sure they have bull insurance.

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CREDITS

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Lemon ricotta pancakes, my queen.

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What? Lemon and ricotta? Oh my goodness.

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_

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Sorry, I'll be right back.

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Hey.

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Whassssaaap!

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Uh, let me guess. You're at Rick's.

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Yeah. Uh, what's going on?

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Hey, I got a new lead and it is big.

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Wow, you gasp a lot.

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Magicians must love you
in their audience.

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Look, we're gonna meet
my CI in 20 minutes.

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He has new intel on
the animal smuggling case.

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I thought he was too scared to talk.

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Sometimes you gotta make things happen.

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We've gone through the looking
glass, across the Rubicon,

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and now we are everywhere
we wanna be. Later.

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What?

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Everything OK?

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Um, you know, I have to go
into the office early.

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What happened?

43
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So, sadly, Officer Larson
was bit by a coyote.

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Oh my goodness.
Uh, I don't think I know Larson.

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Is he OK?

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Yeah, I think I just need to be
there for a little hand-holding.

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Bye.

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I guess more pancakes for me and Emilio.

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Alright, yes, yes, yes.

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- Bye Mom, bye Dad.
- Bye beta.

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- Love you.
- Bye.

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- Have a great day, beta.
- I always do.

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No, you don't. You hate your life.

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Who is this chipper Patel?

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Since they have come to town

56
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they have been unbelievably helpful.

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Hey Victoria, you look lovely today!

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Awe, thank you!

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I would love to fit in
one more study session

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before my citizenship exam tomorrow.

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Well, how about at lunch today?

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And I can fit it between the oil
change and Taekwondo pick-up.

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Taekwondo pick-up, yeah.

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Thank you.

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Oh, shoot. I never found
Danny's orange belt.

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We did.

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Never been happier.

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Hey, buddy.

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Rick.

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I hate to interrupt
but I'm looking for Emily.

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Just wanted to drop off some pancakes.

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She's not here right now

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and I'm kind of in the middle
of something.

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Are you looking for a nanny?

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I was looking for a nanny,

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but I guess I'm talking to you now.

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If you must know, I met a woman
at Oakwood Country Club

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but I never got her name.

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All I know is that she was
a nanny, she was a diver,

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and when I met her my heart
did somersaults.

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- Have you gone back to the club?
- Sure, Rick.

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Why don't I just pull up in my Bugatti,

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wave my golden ticket around,
wear a cashmere suit?

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Hey, hey, hey. Are we good?

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I'm sensing a lotta heat
coming off this kettle.

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I'm sorry, I'm just, you know,

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I'm hitting a lot of dead-ends
and it's very frustrating.

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Well, my finance guy
is a member over there.

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I could give him a jingle,
get us in for lunch.

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That's actually really helpful.

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Thank you.

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By the way, do you know
why Officer Larson

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got bit by a coyote?

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Now is not the time for riddles, Rick.

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Just make the call.

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I kinda hate that I lied to Rick.

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You gotta let that go.
I lie to Shred all the time.

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He thinks I invented Big League Chew.

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Hey, Terry. Where the hell you been?

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I wanted to make sure I wasn't followed.

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Right, makes sense.

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You're walking almost
half a mile an hour

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with an enormous pig for some reason.

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This pig has a name. The name's Denise.

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I had to bring her.

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If I leave her alone
she'll lick her snout bald.

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- Awe.
- Who's this?

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Oh, I'm Emily. I'm the partner.

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- Can we trust her?
- Yeah, I think so.

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You think so?

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Listen, you need to step up and
tell us who's running things.

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Not because it's the right thing to do

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but because I'm running out
of cool places for us to meet.

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I can't, man. I'm in too deep.

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Think of the animals!

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What if Denise got smuggled, huh?

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The hog needs a champion.

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Alvin Lucas.

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I don't?

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- I don't know who that is.
- Never heard of him.

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He owns the refuge.
He actually owns a bunch.

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I don't know what makes me angrier,

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the hypocrisy or the crime.

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- Well?
- The crime.

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You guys hear that?

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Terry, you need to chill out.
No one's following you.

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Who's over there?

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- Scatter!
- Oh God!

129
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What is one power of
the federal government?

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Oh, to print monayyyy!

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I think you're gonna be great!

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Awe, thank you so much, Mr. Patel.

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Honestly, I couldn't have
done this without you.

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Oh, no.

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Thank you.

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Oh, gosh. A little fly-by smooch.

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Anyway, thank you so much.

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Oh, saint can you...

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Hi there. We are guests
of Trenton Chase.

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My name is Rick Doyle.

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You're not on my list.

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Uh, I texted him and he replied
"yeah, no, for sure".

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Ugh, Rick, that's bro speak
for "not gonna happen".

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Do your due diligence!

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Look, I know this is about the girl

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but I'm catching a lot of
friendly fire from you.

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Wait, that's her!

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Sir, do you know that woman's name?

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No, she always gives aliases.

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Angela, Pamela, Sandra, Rita...

151
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She Mambo Number Five'd you.

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Wait a second, I know that bandana.

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It's the kind the taffy pourers
wear down in Frontier Town.

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I was there last week.

155
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You used all that settlement
money just to dick around

156
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doing awesome stuff all day, don't you?

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Against my better judgement
I had my precinct

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lend your precinct
our beachcomber vehicle.

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Which we returned to you
the next day, Templeton.

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Hah!

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With a broken cup holder
and two boot marks on the dash.

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Your crew are animals!

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Uh, yeah.

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So, Templeton, why don't you
just go ahead and send me a?

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Emily? Emily?

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Emily! Why is this happening agai?

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Oh, thank goodness. Thank you so much.

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I just did a deep dive
on everything Lucas...

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Mmhmm.

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...and I think I hit the motherlode.

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Are you talking about
the gala that he's hosting

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at the aquarium tonight?

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Oh, that was gonna be my big reveal.

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I suppose you know that all
the tickets are sold out, too?

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Sold out? What? No.

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Don't patronize me.

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But what you don't know is that
I've already talked to Terry

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and he is gonna sneak us in
through the penguin enclosure.

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I did not know that.

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That's news to me and I love it.

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Wait, so what happens
when we get inside?

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We set up a buy with Lucas?

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Do we look like the type of people

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that Alvin Lucas would do business with?

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Cover stories.

186
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Situationally appropriate gasp.
I'll allow it.

187
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So, when I was a cop, I went
undercover all the time.

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I was a skinhead, a Hare Krishna
at the airport,

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a meth dealer with alopecia.

190
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Wait...

191
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What if being bald is part
of my disguise tonight?

192
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And that will pair really nicely
with um... with uh...

193
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a Cajun accent.

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Yes.

195
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Beaudine Desveraux.

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Offshore oil magnate from Baton Rouge.

197
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That's very good.

198
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And I'm your first and
third wife, Marguerite.

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That's great.

200
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OK, so we have to come up
with an exotic animal

201
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we're trying to buy.

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Lemur?

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- Lemur!
- Yes!

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For our sick daughter, Abigail.

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Her lupus has come back.

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I hope you like gumbo, Mr. Lucas,

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because you are about to be
in some very hot water.

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Hey. What're you still doing here?

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We're T-minus 20 on Taekwondo.

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I kissed Victoria.

211
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What?

212
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Well, actually Victoria kissed me.

213
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And I let it happen. On my lips.

214
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OK, this sounds like maybe
it was an accident?

215
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I strayed, and I gotta tell your mom.

216
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No, you don't need to do that.
No telling Mom.

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You didn't stray.

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Your mom is gonna be really hurt.

219
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And now we have to move back
to Nashville to work on things.

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What? No, you can't leave.

221
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Dad, the kids?
They're gonna be devastated.

222
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Addy was just talking about
how much she loves watching

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Dada empty the dishwasher.

224
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What have I done?
Curse my stupid kissable face.

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Welcome to Barnaby's General Store,

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home of the finest hand-pulled
taffy west of the Mississippi.

227
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Can I ask you a random question?
Does this woman work here?

228
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What on God's green earth?

229
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Your chalk slate appears to be glowing.

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He's the best, he never
breaks character.

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Does she look familiar at all?

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Oh my stars.

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Oh, Emily's cancelling on dinner.

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I hope Larson's OK.

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Dude, who is Larson?
You keep bringing him up.

236
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She's probably just working on
her special project with Frank.

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What special project?

238
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The secret one?

239
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That maybe you don't know about?

240
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I don't think it's a big deal.

241
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Why is she hiding it from me?

242
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Uh, sir, I respect your commitment

243
00:09:15,738 --> 00:09:17,255
but I can see your Invisalign.

244
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Just tell me. Did this lady work here?

245
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She was a taffy puller but she was fired

246
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for vaping in the saloon.

247
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OK. Do you know her name?

248
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I just knew her as
the young widow Jenkins.

249
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Come on, man!

250
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Okay. Alright.

251
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You broke him.

252
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You broke my dad and now
he's gonna leave.

253
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This is ridiculous,
we barely grazed lips.

254
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I'll go talk to her.

255
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Or you kiss me.

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And just hear me out.

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In front of him.

258
00:09:44,233 --> 00:09:45,226
What? No.

259
00:09:45,251 --> 00:09:46,826
Totally valid reaction. Let me explain.

260
00:09:46,902 --> 00:09:50,313
That way he thinks it's just
a normal New Zealand custom.

261
00:09:50,315 --> 00:09:51,589
OK, so this is not going to happen.

262
00:09:51,666 --> 00:09:53,424
I would rather kiss your dad again.

263
00:09:53,426 --> 00:09:54,908
Victoria, we're going
to figure this out,

264
00:09:54,986 --> 00:09:55,986
so this is happening.

265
00:09:56,096 --> 00:09:59,004
OK, just tell your dad
to stop texting me.

266
00:09:59,081 --> 00:10:00,081
Done.

267
00:10:00,266 --> 00:10:01,599
Are you being serious right now?

268
00:10:03,328 --> 00:10:04,251
Oh, hey Fra?

269
00:10:04,253 --> 00:10:05,661
Rick.

270
00:10:05,663 --> 00:10:08,164
Hi. What-uh, what are you doing here?

271
00:10:08,166 --> 00:10:09,774
I just wanted to come by

272
00:10:09,851 --> 00:10:12,593
and see how your special project
with Frank was going.

273
00:10:12,716 --> 00:10:13,969
Special project?

274
00:10:14,781 --> 00:10:17,115
Oh, mon chere, your limousine?
Oh, hey Rick.

275
00:10:17,117 --> 00:10:18,950
Larson, right? It's crazy.

276
00:10:19,026 --> 00:10:20,601
OK, uh, here's the deal.

277
00:10:20,678 --> 00:10:23,454
Frank and I are doing an
undercover investigation

278
00:10:23,531 --> 00:10:25,514
on an animal smuggling ring.

279
00:10:25,516 --> 00:10:26,607
What?

280
00:10:27,018 --> 00:10:29,034
I know I should have told you
but I didn't exactly get

281
00:10:29,036 --> 00:10:31,020
a sign-off from the division on this one

282
00:10:31,022 --> 00:10:33,780
and I know you're Mr. By-the-Book, so...

283
00:10:33,858 --> 00:10:34,948
I am?

284
00:10:35,026 --> 00:10:37,635
Well, I'm sorry for having a North Star.

285
00:10:37,637 --> 00:10:39,096
In the words of Marcus Aurelius?

286
00:10:39,121 --> 00:10:41,973
Ugh! Please do not quote
Marcus Aurelius at me right now.

287
00:10:42,049 --> 00:10:44,142
I? I can't handle that.

288
00:10:44,311 --> 00:10:45,319
You don't like my quotes?

289
00:10:45,344 --> 00:10:46,477
I do not love them.

290
00:10:46,554 --> 00:10:48,795
Well, in the words of Marcus Aurelius,

291
00:10:49,001 --> 00:10:51,583
I've been carrying you at game nights.

292
00:10:51,608 --> 00:10:53,893
Oh, that is? that's insane.

293
00:10:53,895 --> 00:10:54,895
Clue!

294
00:10:55,372 --> 00:10:56,372
What're you doing?

295
00:10:56,397 --> 00:10:59,139
Emily's guess: Bees in your pants.

296
00:10:59,217 --> 00:11:01,352
Bees in your pants!

297
00:11:01,377 --> 00:11:03,644
I stand by bees in your pants
'cause ants in your pants

298
00:11:03,646 --> 00:11:05,134
seemed like too easy of a guess!

299
00:11:05,159 --> 00:11:07,538
There was nothing in my pants!
I was obviously hula hooping!

300
00:11:07,563 --> 00:11:11,374
And then lo and behold we lose
to Elise and Brian again.

301
00:11:11,399 --> 00:11:13,902
Alright, is there anything else
that bugs you about me

302
00:11:13,927 --> 00:11:15,329
that you've just been sitting on?

303
00:11:15,354 --> 00:11:16,795
I can think of a few things.

304
00:11:16,820 --> 00:11:19,418
Well, me too, so let's get real
and just...

305
00:11:19,652 --> 00:11:20,707
Rip off the Band-Aid.

306
00:11:20,732 --> 00:11:22,175
- OK, you knew 'cause I was so clear.
- You see?

307
00:11:22,200 --> 00:11:23,102
Rip off the?

308
00:11:23,127 --> 00:11:24,818
How is this clear?

309
00:11:24,851 --> 00:11:26,833
This is clear! This is clear!

310
00:11:26,911 --> 00:11:30,062
There's bees everywhere.
Get them out of my...

311
00:11:32,040 --> 00:11:33,040
Hey.

312
00:11:33,134 --> 00:11:34,708
Hey.

313
00:11:34,785 --> 00:11:36,952
I knew you were always wearing
a hair piece.

314
00:11:36,954 --> 00:11:38,954
Okay. Can you come to the gala
with me tonight?

315
00:11:38,956 --> 00:11:40,046
As what, your daughter?

316
00:11:40,124 --> 00:11:42,066
Solid burn, no time for a comeback.

317
00:11:42,143 --> 00:11:44,810
Emily's out and I need a plus one

318
00:11:44,812 --> 00:11:46,645
to keep my Beaudine alibi airtight.

319
00:11:46,722 --> 00:11:47,722
Tempting, but no.

320
00:11:47,965 --> 00:11:49,965
I have the biggest test
of my life tomorrow.

321
00:11:49,967 --> 00:11:51,967
Right. Uh, what's the Sixth Amendment?

322
00:11:51,969 --> 00:11:52,985
Uh, right to a speedy trial.

323
00:11:53,061 --> 00:11:54,578
You're probably right. You're ready.

324
00:11:54,655 --> 00:11:56,205
Come on, I can't do this alone.

325
00:11:57,975 --> 00:11:58,975
Please?

326
00:11:59,452 --> 00:12:02,253
I think I might have something
I can throw on in my locker.

327
00:12:02,329 --> 00:12:03,329
Great.

328
00:12:07,910 --> 00:12:09,051
Uh, no shoes?

329
00:12:11,264 --> 00:12:12,821
Have fun, you wank.

330
00:12:12,823 --> 00:12:13,989
Uh, no, it's very cool.

331
00:12:13,991 --> 00:12:15,991
It's very high low and of the moment.

332
00:12:15,993 --> 00:12:19,085
It looks great. Really.

333
00:12:19,163 --> 00:12:21,497
I mean, I declare that you could charm

334
00:12:21,499 --> 00:12:22,923
a propeller off a swamp pole.

335
00:12:23,000 --> 00:12:24,200
Stop talking like that, it's weird.

336
00:12:24,224 --> 00:12:25,776
Like what? This is how I talk.

337
00:12:25,778 --> 00:12:27,260
And I haven't understood
a word you've said

338
00:12:27,262 --> 00:12:28,262
in a year and a half.

339
00:12:31,117 --> 00:12:33,266
OK, remember.
Stick to the bullet points.

340
00:12:33,344 --> 00:12:36,028
Devereaux, Marguerite,
lemur, lupus, Abigail.

341
00:12:36,104 --> 00:12:38,697
Frank, too many names.
If I try to cram those up here

342
00:12:38,774 --> 00:12:40,349
I'm gonna start losing presidents.

343
00:12:41,368 --> 00:12:42,368
Terry, open up.

344
00:12:44,371 --> 00:12:45,463
Shoot.

345
00:12:45,465 --> 00:12:47,022
This is unhinged, even for me.

346
00:12:47,024 --> 00:12:48,132
OK, OK.

347
00:12:48,209 --> 00:12:49,270
Hey, Frank.

348
00:12:49,295 --> 00:12:50,637
Terry, why am I hearing music

349
00:12:50,662 --> 00:12:52,570
and why are you not on
the other side of this door?

350
00:12:52,595 --> 00:12:54,287
I'm at a Bennigans in Canada.

351
00:12:54,365 --> 00:12:55,714
I'm out, Frank.

352
00:12:55,716 --> 00:12:58,033
Terry, I hope you choke on-

353
00:12:58,035 --> 00:12:59,459
Well, Marguerite, plan B.

354
00:12:59,461 --> 00:13:00,703
I thought I was Abigail.

355
00:13:00,705 --> 00:13:01,720
Abigail's our lupus kid.

356
00:13:01,797 --> 00:13:03,296
You really should be off book by now.

357
00:13:03,966 --> 00:13:06,299
So is my character from New Zealand?

358
00:13:06,301 --> 00:13:07,401
No. Absolutely not.

359
00:13:13,901 --> 00:13:16,810
Devereaux comma Beaudine. Plus one.

360
00:13:16,887 --> 00:13:19,555
Um, sorry sir, I can't seem
to find that name.

361
00:13:19,557 --> 00:13:21,865
Is it possible you're listed
under your daughter's name?

362
00:13:21,942 --> 00:13:24,059
Sir, I take offense.

363
00:13:24,061 --> 00:13:28,236
I am so sorry, this is totally
my fault, I forgot to RSVP.

364
00:13:28,267 --> 00:13:30,673
Typical third wife move.

365
00:13:30,730 --> 00:13:32,651
- I'm sorry, sir. Next please.
- _

366
00:13:32,676 --> 00:13:36,997
Do you have any idea who donated
this wing of the aquarium?

367
00:13:37,074 --> 00:13:39,074
The sting ray touch pond
or the tealights

368
00:13:39,076 --> 00:13:40,759
that illuminate your face right now?

369
00:13:40,836 --> 00:13:42,168
An anonymous donor.

370
00:13:42,170 --> 00:13:43,929
Let the veil drop.

371
00:13:44,006 --> 00:13:46,023
The anonymous donor? It is I.

372
00:13:46,100 --> 00:13:47,249
It is him.

373
00:13:47,509 --> 00:13:49,693
Marguerite, how many greenbacks
did we unfold here.

374
00:13:49,695 --> 00:13:52,104
I believe 700 million.

375
00:13:52,106 --> 00:13:55,607
I think you might be conflating
the size of the gifts

376
00:13:55,684 --> 00:13:57,017
but it was sizable.

377
00:13:57,094 --> 00:13:58,443
What's the hold up here?

378
00:13:58,520 --> 00:14:00,020
It's OK, just go in.

379
00:14:00,097 --> 00:14:02,289
- Thank you. Go Saints.
- Okay.

380
00:14:08,864 --> 00:14:10,714
- Oh, hello.
- Hey.

381
00:14:10,791 --> 00:14:12,049
It's mice to see you.

382
00:14:13,201 --> 00:14:15,386
Oh, I'm sorry, that was a lame joke.

383
00:14:15,462 --> 00:14:17,112
- Are...
- No.

384
00:14:17,114 --> 00:14:18,130
Are you OK?

385
00:14:18,132 --> 00:14:20,115
Yeah, no I'm...

386
00:14:20,117 --> 00:14:23,727
I don't know, Rick and I had
a huge fight, so...

387
00:14:23,804 --> 00:14:25,378
Maybe he deserved it, you know.

388
00:14:26,807 --> 00:14:28,882
Yeah, it was our first real fight

389
00:14:28,959 --> 00:14:32,903
and a lot of stuff came out and I just?

390
00:14:32,980 --> 00:14:35,906
I don't know, I'm just wondering
if we're as solid as I thought.

391
00:14:36,058 --> 00:14:37,058
Yeah.

392
00:14:37,225 --> 00:14:40,652
It's tough to say
because I wasn't there.

393
00:14:40,729 --> 00:14:42,746
Yeah. Yeah, that makes sense.

394
00:14:42,823 --> 00:14:43,897
- I'm sorry.
- Yeah.

395
00:14:43,916 --> 00:14:46,992
Um... I guess I'll leave you to it.

396
00:14:47,069 --> 00:14:48,234
Yeah, OK.

397
00:14:48,236 --> 00:14:49,295
Right.

398
00:14:56,987 --> 00:15:01,414
Actually, I just have to say um...

399
00:15:01,492 --> 00:15:02,991
Rick is a really good dude.

400
00:15:02,993 --> 00:15:05,677
And uh, when you find something good

401
00:15:05,754 --> 00:15:08,814
you shouldn't just let it go.
Believe me.

402
00:15:10,334 --> 00:15:12,334
That's good advice.

403
00:15:12,336 --> 00:15:13,336
Yeah.

404
00:15:17,432 --> 00:15:18,907
Thank you.

405
00:15:21,679 --> 00:15:22,936
Sorry. There he is.

406
00:15:23,197 --> 00:15:25,789
He's probably trying to sell the
jellyfish right out of the tank.

407
00:15:25,866 --> 00:15:27,182
Do you want me to proposition him?

408
00:15:28,018 --> 00:15:30,869
That doesn't always have
to be your first move.

409
00:15:30,946 --> 00:15:34,114
I think we should do the simple
thing and I'll fake a seizure,

410
00:15:34,191 --> 00:15:36,041
you pull my tongue out, he'll come over.

411
00:15:36,118 --> 00:15:37,526
I bet you he knows first aid.

412
00:15:37,528 --> 00:15:39,361
OK. Or we could just...

413
00:15:39,363 --> 00:15:41,121
Hi! Hello.

414
00:15:41,197 --> 00:15:42,560
- Oh, hi.
- Hi.

415
00:15:42,585 --> 00:15:43,676
Alvin Lucas.

416
00:15:43,701 --> 00:15:46,459
Marguerite Devereaux.
This is my husband, Beaudine.

417
00:15:46,537 --> 00:15:48,053
But everyone thinks he's my dad.

418
00:15:49,056 --> 00:15:50,964
It is a pleasure to meet you.

419
00:15:50,966 --> 00:15:53,709
And might I say, you have
a wonderful aquarium here.

420
00:15:53,711 --> 00:15:56,136
And I should know, we have a
pretty good one in Baton Rouge.

421
00:15:56,213 --> 00:15:57,229
Well, thank you.

422
00:15:57,564 --> 00:15:59,882
I hope this isn't too forward
but from one bald man

423
00:15:59,884 --> 00:16:03,160
to another you have the
smoothest head I've ever seen.

424
00:16:04,889 --> 00:16:07,814
I shave twice a day
and I wax for formal events.

425
00:16:07,892 --> 00:16:10,225
You know, I can't even count
one single sun spot.

426
00:16:10,227 --> 00:16:11,162
May I just?

427
00:16:11,187 --> 00:16:14,004
Sorry, it's just that I...

428
00:16:15,399 --> 00:16:16,823
Nice to meet you.

429
00:16:16,901 --> 00:16:19,418
As far as sun spots go,

430
00:16:19,420 --> 00:16:23,088
we like to summer in the shady
mountains of Wyoming.

431
00:16:23,165 --> 00:16:24,740
Well, I have a ranch there.

432
00:16:24,742 --> 00:16:26,049
Although, it is going to hell.

433
00:16:26,126 --> 00:16:27,759
The Secretary of the Interior

434
00:16:27,761 --> 00:16:29,895
is trying to eminently domain my land.

435
00:16:31,190 --> 00:16:33,357
My daughter has lupus.

436
00:16:33,434 --> 00:16:35,175
Um...

437
00:16:35,252 --> 00:16:37,844
Oh, well uh, I'm sorry to hear that.

438
00:16:37,922 --> 00:16:41,240
Um, anyway, it's been a pleasure
meeting both of you.

439
00:16:42,702 --> 00:16:45,610
Don't get me started on Deb Haaland.

440
00:16:45,687 --> 00:16:47,763
Secretary of the Interior.

441
00:16:47,765 --> 00:16:48,855
You know who Haaland is?

442
00:16:48,933 --> 00:16:50,040
Unfortunately.

443
00:16:50,387 --> 00:16:52,267
I can't believe she's eighth
in line for the presidency.

444
00:16:52,269 --> 00:16:54,786
Although, better than Tom Vilsack.

445
00:16:54,863 --> 00:16:56,271
The Secretary of Agriculture.

446
00:16:56,273 --> 00:16:59,291
You really know your federal government.

447
00:16:59,367 --> 00:17:00,384
Know your enemy, huh?

448
00:17:01,779 --> 00:17:02,778
Cheers.

449
00:17:02,780 --> 00:17:04,129
I like her.

450
00:17:04,131 --> 00:17:06,782
Abigail's favorite movie is Madagascar.

451
00:17:08,619 --> 00:17:10,786
As? as my husband was trying to say,

452
00:17:10,788 --> 00:17:12,120
our daughter has had a tough year.

453
00:17:12,122 --> 00:17:13,138
Mmhmm?

454
00:17:13,399 --> 00:17:15,899
But there is something
that would really cheer her up.

455
00:17:17,294 --> 00:17:18,819
Can we ask a favor?

456
00:17:25,460 --> 00:17:26,626
Hi.

457
00:17:26,703 --> 00:17:28,186
Hi.

458
00:17:34,561 --> 00:17:36,427
Look, I'm really sorry
that I lied to you.

459
00:17:36,505 --> 00:17:39,381
It's just you're this moral,
perfect person

460
00:17:39,383 --> 00:17:41,566
and I'm just scared of
disappointing you sometimes.

461
00:17:41,643 --> 00:17:43,493
Well, I'm sorry I freaked out so much.

462
00:17:43,570 --> 00:17:46,388
I am too rigid and I'm always
spouting quotes.

463
00:17:46,390 --> 00:17:48,165
No, no, no, but I like
some of your quotes.

464
00:17:48,241 --> 00:17:49,724
Especially the short ones.

465
00:17:49,726 --> 00:17:52,151
And this was obviously a hula-hooping.

466
00:17:52,229 --> 00:17:54,004
No, that was not a great clue.

467
00:17:54,080 --> 00:17:56,898
I was thrusting my hips.
It was way too provocative.

468
00:17:58,235 --> 00:18:00,010
Are we terrible at game night?

469
00:18:00,069 --> 00:18:01,069
We might be.

470
00:18:02,497 --> 00:18:04,848
Regardless, I should never
have kept you in the dark.

471
00:18:04,850 --> 00:18:10,687
I mean, if there's anyone
I trust it's... it's you.

472
00:18:10,689 --> 00:18:12,247
I feel the same way.

473
00:18:13,375 --> 00:18:15,600
But that doesn't mean that
I shouldn't work on myself.

474
00:18:15,602 --> 00:18:17,677
Oh, yeah, I wanna work on myself, too.

475
00:18:17,679 --> 00:18:20,104
So there's this meditation retreat

476
00:18:20,106 --> 00:18:21,439
that I've always wanted to go on,

477
00:18:21,516 --> 00:18:22,924
I think it would be really good for me.

478
00:18:22,926 --> 00:18:23,926
That's great.

479
00:18:24,036 --> 00:18:28,288
The thing is it's for a month in Nepal.

480
00:18:30,767 --> 00:18:32,042
I don't have to go though, I mean it's?

481
00:18:32,044 --> 00:18:33,284
No, no, no, no. You should go.

482
00:18:33,361 --> 00:18:35,337
You should go. I'll miss you.

483
00:18:36,864 --> 00:18:38,381
Wassssaaaap!

484
00:18:39,443 --> 00:18:41,534
Yeah, if we're being honest
with each other,

485
00:18:41,536 --> 00:18:46,056
sometimes I wish your bird
was not... alive.

486
00:18:46,132 --> 00:18:48,225
One more. I have my big test tomorrow.

487
00:18:48,301 --> 00:18:50,543
Beer and wine from now on, OK?

488
00:18:50,620 --> 00:18:53,455
You were fantastic tonight. Really.

489
00:18:53,457 --> 00:18:55,290
To Abigail and her lemur.

490
00:18:55,292 --> 00:18:56,483
- Cheers.
- Cheers.

491
00:18:57,627 --> 00:18:59,051
Mmm. Delicious.

492
00:18:59,129 --> 00:19:01,053
We're like really good parents.

493
00:19:02,315 --> 00:19:03,798
Can I have ten bucks for the coat guy?

494
00:19:03,800 --> 00:19:04,800
No.

495
00:19:05,469 --> 00:19:06,469
Alright.

496
00:19:07,895 --> 00:19:08,895
Panama City, Florida?

497
00:19:10,140 --> 00:19:12,732
- Excuse me.
- Pardon me.

498
00:19:12,734 --> 00:19:14,142
Fooled his own brother.

499
00:19:14,144 --> 00:19:16,144
Frank? Bald Frank.

500
00:19:16,146 --> 00:19:17,337
Shh.

501
00:19:19,091 --> 00:19:21,424
Wait. What the hell
are you doing here, huh?

502
00:19:21,501 --> 00:19:23,093
Is that Mom's friend, Mimi?

503
00:19:23,169 --> 00:19:24,319
It just happened.

504
00:19:24,321 --> 00:19:25,487
Why are you wearing a bald cap?

505
00:19:25,489 --> 00:19:26,763
Are you trying to be undercover?

506
00:19:26,840 --> 00:19:27,931
- I am undercover.
- Yeah?

507
00:19:28,008 --> 00:19:29,208
- Remember that animal ring?
- Yeah.

508
00:19:29,268 --> 00:19:31,268
I set up a buy and there's
gonna be a big bust

509
00:19:31,270 --> 00:19:32,317
and guess where it's happening?

510
00:19:32,342 --> 00:19:33,320
- Where?
- The docks.

511
00:19:33,345 --> 00:19:34,489
- A dock bust.
- Yeah.

512
00:19:34,514 --> 00:19:36,106
- Good for you.
- At night.

513
00:19:36,182 --> 00:19:37,499
Fog rolling in.

514
00:19:37,501 --> 00:19:40,443
You and Dad and the entire Seattle PD

515
00:19:40,520 --> 00:19:42,687
can go find another civic
employee to kick around.

516
00:19:42,764 --> 00:19:44,506
Frank Shaw is back.

517
00:19:44,508 --> 00:19:48,451
Oh, hi Ms. De Angelo.
How's Mr. De Angelo?

518
00:19:48,603 --> 00:19:50,620
He's very much in the dark, Frank.

519
00:19:50,697 --> 00:19:51,697
Understood.

520
00:19:54,493 --> 00:19:58,402
What? A buy at the docks?
How sinister and cool.

521
00:19:58,479 --> 00:19:59,887
Ugh, I wish I could go.

522
00:19:59,889 --> 00:20:01,816
Well, of course you're going,
you're my partner.

523
00:20:01,841 --> 00:20:03,390
- Wait, really?
- Yeah.

524
00:20:03,770 --> 00:20:05,835
But he's already met Marguerite.

525
00:20:05,837 --> 00:20:08,487
But he has not met my partially
deaf attaché, Lorna.

526
00:20:08,565 --> 00:20:09,685
How's your hard of hearing voice?

527
00:20:09,709 --> 00:20:10,784
Yeah, I'm not doing that one.

528
00:20:10,992 --> 00:20:14,418
But what about Maria,
your Italian consigliere?

529
00:20:14,495 --> 00:20:15,586
Ciao Bella.

530
00:20:15,588 --> 00:20:17,514
- But partially deaf?
- No, she's not deaf at all.

531
00:20:17,590 --> 00:20:20,591
Ooh, I heard we had
some big fun last night.

532
00:20:20,668 --> 00:20:23,353
Lasagne, Garfield, Mondays.

533
00:20:24,689 --> 00:20:27,023
Seriously, though.
I heard last night was epic.

534
00:20:27,025 --> 00:20:28,191
Pics please.

535
00:20:28,268 --> 00:20:29,268
Scusi.

536
00:20:31,029 --> 00:20:32,195
There.

537
00:20:32,272 --> 00:20:33,921
Oh Frank, you look great.

538
00:20:33,923 --> 00:20:35,514
I really like you with a bald head.

539
00:20:35,592 --> 00:20:37,608
Look at this, a limo?

540
00:20:38,477 --> 00:20:39,685
Passed apps?

541
00:20:39,763 --> 00:20:41,871
Wow, this is truly a night to remember.

542
00:20:41,873 --> 00:20:42,873
My...

543
00:20:44,209 --> 00:20:45,209
Oh my God.

544
00:20:45,860 --> 00:20:46,860
Oh my God!

545
00:20:47,120 --> 00:20:48,545
It's her!

546
00:20:48,547 --> 00:20:50,454
It's the girl from the country club!

547
00:20:50,456 --> 00:20:52,364
She lives and she's a caterer!

548
00:20:52,442 --> 00:20:53,532
This is huge.

549
00:20:53,610 --> 00:20:55,385
Oh, a thief who can't keep a job?

550
00:20:55,387 --> 00:20:56,778
You better lock this one down, Shred.

551
00:20:56,780 --> 00:20:59,430
She stole my heart. What can I say?

552
00:21:01,726 --> 00:21:04,027
Hey. What're you guys doing here?

553
00:21:04,104 --> 00:21:06,529
I wanted to wish Victoria
good luck on her exam.

554
00:21:07,866 --> 00:21:10,033
I had to practically drag
your dad to the car.

555
00:21:10,110 --> 00:21:12,035
She's not here. Let's go.

556
00:21:12,112 --> 00:21:13,519
Oh, hi Victoria!

557
00:21:13,597 --> 00:21:16,114
Uh-oh, someone had a rough night.

558
00:21:16,190 --> 00:21:18,858
You, Mom, Dad, they're here.

559
00:21:18,860 --> 00:21:21,252
Anything you wanna say or... do?

560
00:21:23,865 --> 00:21:25,364
Fine.

561
00:21:25,442 --> 00:21:26,508
Yeah.

562
00:21:33,299 --> 00:21:35,433
It's nice to see you, Mrs. Patel.

563
00:21:39,033 --> 00:21:42,980
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