1 00:00:00,600 --> 00:00:02,496 Here we are, Joy. Home sweet home. 2 00:00:02,520 --> 00:00:06,576 I should be the one looking after her, like she looked after me and Walt. 3 00:00:06,600 --> 00:00:09,256 Do you wanna come to the film festival with me tomorrow? 4 00:00:09,280 --> 00:00:13,880 Bridge is up in Auckland. I just... I hate going by myself. 5 00:00:16,160 --> 00:00:18,416 We've got ya kayak, ya prick! 6 00:00:18,440 --> 00:00:19,736 Should I go and get Walt's car seat? 7 00:00:19,760 --> 00:00:21,456 Nah, nah, it's all good. I'm just gonna crawl along. 8 00:00:21,480 --> 00:00:22,936 Tom, that's breaking the law, isn't it? 9 00:00:22,960 --> 00:00:24,496 Ollie's parents are on their way over. 10 00:00:24,520 --> 00:00:25,945 What's Ollie got to do with this? 11 00:00:25,955 --> 00:00:28,096 I saw my husband sexually abusing your son. 12 00:00:28,120 --> 00:00:29,496 No, that's not true! 13 00:00:29,520 --> 00:00:31,456 Five years you've peddled this shit. 14 00:00:31,480 --> 00:00:34,880 All I've done is tell the fucking truth. 15 00:00:36,160 --> 00:00:38,760 Nature's first green is gold, 16 00:00:39,480 --> 00:00:41,480 her hardest hue to hold. 17 00:00:42,000 --> 00:00:45,800 Her early leaf's a flower, but only so an hour. 18 00:00:45,880 --> 00:00:48,160 Then leaf subsides to leaf, 19 00:00:49,480 --> 00:00:51,480 Eden sank to grief. 20 00:00:53,280 --> 00:00:55,280 So dawn goes down to day. 21 00:00:56,560 --> 00:00:58,560 Nothing gold can stay. 22 00:00:58,760 --> 00:01:01,856 Mum, mum, mum, no. Wait, wait, wait. I'm just gonna get Grace, ok? 23 00:01:01,880 --> 00:01:04,016 - Oh, well, hurry. - Hold on. Hold on. Yep. 24 00:01:04,040 --> 00:01:08,640 - Have you seen Grace? - No. No. She'll be around, though. 25 00:01:08,680 --> 00:01:10,376 She... whoa. 26 00:01:10,400 --> 00:01:13,336 - What is this that I see? - It's just a cake, Phil. 27 00:01:13,360 --> 00:01:16,709 Not just a cake. That belongs in a museum... 28 00:01:16,719 --> 00:01:18,976 the London museum of cakes. 29 00:01:19,000 --> 00:01:21,256 - Come on. Let's put this... - Oh. 30 00:01:21,280 --> 00:01:23,765 this to cake-o-vision. Say the two magic words... 31 00:01:23,775 --> 00:01:25,896 cheese and cake... one after the other. 32 00:01:25,920 --> 00:01:27,920 Cheesecake. 33 00:01:31,440 --> 00:01:34,296 - What's happening? - What the fuck is wrong with you? 34 00:01:34,320 --> 00:01:36,976 I saw you. I fucking saw you. How could you? 35 00:01:37,000 --> 00:01:38,536 - Mum, stop. - What's going on? 36 00:01:38,560 --> 00:01:40,544 He was in bed with Ollie. He was touching him. 37 00:01:40,554 --> 00:01:42,096 Oh, fuck this. I'm outta here. 38 00:01:42,120 --> 00:01:43,956 Don't you walk away from me. 39 00:01:43,966 --> 00:01:47,116 No, no, no. You're fucking sick in the head. 40 00:01:48,040 --> 00:01:50,040 Ollie? 41 00:01:50,240 --> 00:01:51,399 Sweetheart, come on. 42 00:01:51,409 --> 00:01:54,896 Let's... let's just cover you up, all right? I'm gonna take you with me. 43 00:01:54,920 --> 00:01:56,056 You come with me too, Grace. 44 00:01:56,080 --> 00:02:00,216 Come on, sweetheart. It's all right. Come on. Come on. 45 00:02:00,240 --> 00:02:02,240 Phil! Phil! 46 00:02:03,160 --> 00:02:05,160 Look at me! 47 00:02:05,440 --> 00:02:08,095 What the fuck were you doing up there? 48 00:02:08,105 --> 00:02:10,256 He was naked, you sick fuck! 49 00:02:10,280 --> 00:02:13,136 Stop it, Penny. You've had too much to drink. 50 00:02:13,160 --> 00:02:17,016 - Mum, I know what I saw. - Whatever you saw, it wasn't that. 51 00:02:17,040 --> 00:02:20,440 - Mum! - You're making a fool of yourself. 52 00:02:21,840 --> 00:02:23,840 Come on. 53 00:02:24,320 --> 00:02:26,320 Quickly. 54 00:03:04,500 --> 00:03:10,000 *CREDITS* 55 00:03:13,440 --> 00:03:16,840 No, no, no, no, no. Work with each other. 56 00:03:17,440 --> 00:03:20,616 Hey, I'll put you on for Nathan soon, all right? 57 00:03:20,640 --> 00:03:26,240 The legal organisation I work with... 58 00:03:29,920 --> 00:03:31,920 Where's your attack? 59 00:03:32,280 --> 00:03:33,896 Oop. 60 00:03:41,360 --> 00:03:43,360 - Hello. - Hi. 61 00:03:43,480 --> 00:03:45,136 How's it going? 62 00:03:45,160 --> 00:03:48,560 Oh, well, we're terrible at the moment. 63 00:03:50,840 --> 00:03:52,840 I forgive you. 64 00:03:53,480 --> 00:03:55,456 What for? 65 00:03:55,480 --> 00:03:57,880 For not returning my calls. 66 00:03:58,280 --> 00:04:00,280 Sorry, Bridge. 67 00:04:00,400 --> 00:04:02,680 Sorry. Been a shit of a week. 68 00:04:04,600 --> 00:04:06,600 It's fine. 69 00:04:10,120 --> 00:04:11,776 Are you in Auckland? 70 00:04:11,800 --> 00:04:15,296 Yeah, I spent the whole week feeling guilty for not being at home, 71 00:04:15,320 --> 00:04:18,256 and then I get the blimmin' silent treatment. 72 00:04:18,280 --> 00:04:22,176 - With Simon? - No, from Jules. Simon can't keep his hands off me. 73 00:04:22,200 --> 00:04:24,880 It's like I've been gone a month. 74 00:04:26,520 --> 00:04:29,000 - What was that look? - Nothing. 75 00:04:32,440 --> 00:04:37,336 I think you just need a really good fuck up the arse. 76 00:04:37,360 --> 00:04:39,856 - You know, you've just got so much tension. You've just gotta... - Oh my God, Bridget. 77 00:04:39,880 --> 00:04:41,536 get a good fuck. 78 00:04:41,560 --> 00:04:44,656 - Three cheers for black. - Hooray, hooray, hooray! 79 00:04:44,680 --> 00:04:46,096 - One for the ref. - Hooray! 80 00:04:46,120 --> 00:04:47,656 - One for the coach. - Hooray. 81 00:04:47,680 --> 00:04:49,296 All right. See you next week. 82 00:04:54,720 --> 00:04:56,720 Gather round. 83 00:04:57,680 --> 00:04:59,680 Ok, take a knee. 84 00:05:05,160 --> 00:05:09,336 My name's Mr McKenzie. Some of you may know me as Scottie. 85 00:05:09,360 --> 00:05:13,856 This year, I'm recruiting for the national development training camp. 86 00:05:13,880 --> 00:05:17,083 It doesn't matter how long you've been playing. 87 00:05:17,093 --> 00:05:20,296 It doesn't matter how good or bad you think you are. 88 00:05:20,320 --> 00:05:22,510 The trials are next weekend, 89 00:05:22,520 --> 00:05:25,336 and I want to see you all there. Ok? 90 00:05:25,360 --> 00:05:29,184 There's forms at the door. I want you to fill them in, 91 00:05:29,194 --> 00:05:32,656 bring your best game, show us what you can do. 92 00:05:32,680 --> 00:05:33,936 All right? 93 00:05:33,960 --> 00:05:37,360 Yeah? Ok, off you go. 94 00:05:50,720 --> 00:05:52,056 Oh! 95 00:05:52,080 --> 00:05:54,680 Oh, that is so good. 96 00:05:56,680 --> 00:06:00,816 - So, where was Simon taking the boys? - Indian, I think. 97 00:06:00,840 --> 00:06:03,576 Hey, you're not coming in in those. You'll ruin them. 98 00:06:03,600 --> 00:06:06,096 You... you sure they're not gonna come back? 99 00:06:06,120 --> 00:06:10,520 Since when has a life drawing model been so prudish? 100 00:06:11,120 --> 00:06:12,936 All right, then. 101 00:06:12,960 --> 00:06:15,440 Well, you know, teenage boys. 102 00:06:15,840 --> 00:06:17,920 God, they're hormonal. 103 00:06:18,240 --> 00:06:22,296 The whole monosyllabic thing... it's just doing my head in, you know? 104 00:06:22,320 --> 00:06:26,776 He's tuned into a channel, and I'm just... I'm just static. 105 00:06:26,800 --> 00:06:30,800 Well, did you try talking with him, reasoning? 106 00:06:30,840 --> 00:06:33,120 - Yes. Of course I did. - Hmm. 107 00:06:33,280 --> 00:06:35,056 That's your problem. 108 00:06:35,080 --> 00:06:37,616 Boys are like dogs. 109 00:06:37,640 --> 00:06:38,849 It's true. 110 00:06:38,859 --> 00:06:42,496 Only speak to them in three-word sentences and make it non-negotiable, right? 111 00:06:42,520 --> 00:06:44,176 Eat your dinner. Do your homework. Go to bed. 112 00:06:44,200 --> 00:06:46,336 - Wait, does this work with husbands? - Probably. 113 00:06:46,360 --> 00:06:51,760 - Pour me wine. Cook me dinner. - Shoot my ex. Fuck off to Scotland. 114 00:06:52,280 --> 00:06:54,280 That's four words. 115 00:06:54,760 --> 00:06:57,117 Could you believe him today? Could you fucking believe today? 116 00:06:57,127 --> 00:06:58,176 I know. I know. 117 00:06:58,200 --> 00:06:59,376 But Phil is not your problem any more. 118 00:06:59,400 --> 00:07:03,656 No, he really is. If he's going away with more boys, he is. 119 00:07:03,680 --> 00:07:06,616 I have to warn the basketball association. There is no other way round this. 120 00:07:06,640 --> 00:07:08,696 - Penny. - I mean, what kind of... 121 00:07:08,720 --> 00:07:10,304 Guys, guys, I'm calling it. 122 00:07:10,314 --> 00:07:12,016 - Fucking hell. - So sorry. 123 00:07:12,040 --> 00:07:13,736 No. No. 124 00:07:13,760 --> 00:07:15,056 Mum! 125 00:07:15,080 --> 00:07:17,936 Can you just go round the other way, please? 126 00:07:17,960 --> 00:07:21,536 Max, you too, mate. Off you hop. 127 00:07:21,560 --> 00:07:22,718 Penny's being prudish. 128 00:07:22,728 --> 00:07:25,896 I'm their basketball coach. What the fuck do you expect? 129 00:07:25,920 --> 00:07:27,176 I thought that you were eating out. 130 00:07:27,200 --> 00:07:30,096 Nah, nah, they wanted takeaways, and I wanted alcohol, so, um... 131 00:07:30,120 --> 00:07:32,096 - Hey, mind if I join ya? - No! No. No! I mind. 132 00:07:32,120 --> 00:07:35,000 - He is teasing. - I'm teasing, Pen. 133 00:07:36,600 --> 00:07:39,080 - All right. - Feed the animals. 134 00:07:44,760 --> 00:07:46,760 Hey, Pen. Wait up. 135 00:07:47,560 --> 00:07:50,960 Take some of this. I ordered way too much. 136 00:07:51,080 --> 00:07:53,080 - Ok. - Hey, um... 137 00:07:53,720 --> 00:07:55,720 We're ok, eh? 138 00:07:55,760 --> 00:07:57,760 Yeah. Yeah. 139 00:07:58,480 --> 00:08:00,856 - You didn't tell her, did you? - No. 140 00:08:00,880 --> 00:08:04,816 - You sure? - Yeah, no, I didn't say anything. - Mm. 141 00:08:04,840 --> 00:08:06,577 Well, maybe you should have. 142 00:08:06,587 --> 00:08:10,936 I mean, it was just a stupid kiss, and now it's a big, stupid secret. 143 00:08:10,960 --> 00:08:15,160 - Nah. I know. It meant nothing. - Yeah, I know that. 144 00:08:55,800 --> 00:08:57,800 Shush. Shush, Tonka. 145 00:08:58,480 --> 00:09:00,480 No. 146 00:09:05,480 --> 00:09:07,480 Oh. Penny, hi. 147 00:09:07,840 --> 00:09:09,840 Hi, Catherine. 148 00:09:10,880 --> 00:09:12,176 How are you? 149 00:09:12,200 --> 00:09:14,200 Yeah, good. 150 00:09:14,680 --> 00:09:18,160 I-I'm sorry to just turn up unannounced. 151 00:09:18,760 --> 00:09:21,640 Can... can we have a word? 152 00:09:21,920 --> 00:09:25,456 Uh, well, the house is, um, you know... it's a... it's a real... 153 00:09:25,480 --> 00:09:27,480 Tonka! No! 154 00:09:28,440 --> 00:09:32,936 It's, um... it's a pigsty. Zach's moved back in. You know what boys are like. 155 00:09:32,960 --> 00:09:34,960 Tonka! 156 00:09:35,480 --> 00:09:38,560 Zach, can you take Tonka? 157 00:09:39,400 --> 00:09:41,400 Is your husband home? 158 00:09:42,000 --> 00:09:44,000 What... what do you want? 159 00:09:45,680 --> 00:09:51,360 Listen, Phil's back. He's teaching at Wakefield college, and I... 160 00:09:51,440 --> 00:09:53,256 Why's she here? 161 00:09:53,280 --> 00:09:55,880 - Hi, Zach. - Can you take Tonka? 162 00:09:56,440 --> 00:09:58,440 Nah. 163 00:10:04,120 --> 00:10:07,176 Has Phil been in contact with Ollie? 164 00:10:07,200 --> 00:10:08,896 I-I don't know. 165 00:10:08,920 --> 00:10:11,600 - How is he? - Yeah, yeah, he's ok. 166 00:10:14,160 --> 00:10:19,240 - Could you tell me where I could find him? - No, I can't do that. 167 00:10:20,800 --> 00:10:22,776 You just leave us alone. 168 00:10:22,800 --> 00:10:24,800 Please. 169 00:10:36,160 --> 00:10:38,240 Fuck! 170 00:10:39,800 --> 00:10:41,800 Fuck. 171 00:10:46,840 --> 00:10:48,840 Fuck. 172 00:10:51,040 --> 00:10:55,216 - Bit of an expert there, Zach. - Carburettor's fucked. 173 00:10:55,240 --> 00:10:57,240 Can you fix it? 174 00:11:00,080 --> 00:11:02,080 What do you want? 175 00:11:02,640 --> 00:11:06,640 Can you tell me where I might find your brother? 176 00:11:08,160 --> 00:11:10,160 You got any money? 177 00:11:10,880 --> 00:11:15,096 - Just tell me where I can find him. - Why would I do that? 178 00:11:15,120 --> 00:11:17,600 Just looking our for him, Zach. 179 00:11:18,880 --> 00:11:22,416 All I know is that he works at some gay restaurant on Cuba St. 180 00:11:22,440 --> 00:11:25,771 Think it's called Lily's or Lilac or some fucking thing. 181 00:11:25,781 --> 00:11:27,656 Why do you wanna talk to him? 182 00:11:27,680 --> 00:11:29,880 Doesn't matter. Thanks. 183 00:11:43,880 --> 00:11:46,280 Hey, sorry I'm late. 184 00:11:46,480 --> 00:11:47,823 Oh, mummy's here! 185 00:11:47,833 --> 00:11:49,176 - Hello! - Hey, mama. 186 00:11:49,200 --> 00:11:51,200 He's had a big day. 187 00:11:52,440 --> 00:11:54,416 Oh, sauce face. 188 00:11:54,440 --> 00:11:56,056 Bolognese. Hope you don't mind. 189 00:11:56,080 --> 00:11:58,976 No, it's ok. Can I have some? I'm hungry. 190 00:11:59,000 --> 00:12:02,000 - It's got meat in it. - Oh, that's ok. 191 00:12:02,720 --> 00:12:07,400 - Thought you and your dad were vegetarian. - Sometimes. 192 00:12:14,600 --> 00:12:18,880 This is better, right... you bringing Walt back here? 193 00:12:19,400 --> 00:12:21,400 Yeah, it is. 194 00:12:22,600 --> 00:12:25,696 - Have you seen gran? - Not since the weekend, no. 195 00:12:25,720 --> 00:12:29,489 Ok, well, I wanna make sure that someone visits her every day. 196 00:12:29,499 --> 00:12:31,536 I made a schedule. Here you go. 197 00:12:31,560 --> 00:12:34,023 Do you think you can go and see her tomorrow? 198 00:12:34,033 --> 00:12:36,496 Think she wants to talk to you about something. 199 00:12:36,520 --> 00:12:39,720 - What? - I dunno. Legal stuff, I think. 200 00:12:48,320 --> 00:12:49,920 Beep, beep. 201 00:12:51,200 --> 00:12:54,080 - Yo, it's crazy, man. - Kahu. Kahu. 202 00:12:57,080 --> 00:13:01,619 Essay credits require 1500 words on human homeostasis, 203 00:13:01,629 --> 00:13:05,056 and you gave me 800 words on composting toilets. 204 00:13:05,080 --> 00:13:05,897 What the hell? 205 00:13:05,921 --> 00:13:09,197 Yeah, based on the same principles of stability and balance 206 00:13:09,207 --> 00:13:10,536 in a biological system. 207 00:13:10,560 --> 00:13:11,791 Yeah, yeah, that's very smart, 208 00:13:11,801 --> 00:13:13,896 but it's not gonna get you into law school, is it? 209 00:13:13,920 --> 00:13:16,720 Who said I wanna go to law school? 210 00:13:16,920 --> 00:13:18,536 Ok. 211 00:13:18,560 --> 00:13:20,216 Well, what do you want? 212 00:13:20,240 --> 00:13:23,764 I dunno... something that's not just about making money 213 00:13:23,774 --> 00:13:26,336 to buy more crap to fuck up the planet. 214 00:13:26,360 --> 00:13:28,903 Or you could become a teacher. 215 00:13:28,913 --> 00:13:33,240 Money's shit, so you can't buy anything. Listen... 216 00:13:33,600 --> 00:13:39,480 You work out what matters to you. Bugger everyone else. It's your life. 217 00:13:54,800 --> 00:13:56,800 Nurse? 218 00:13:57,440 --> 00:13:59,440 Help. 219 00:14:01,520 --> 00:14:03,520 - Mum? - Huh? 220 00:14:07,160 --> 00:14:09,160 Ow. 221 00:14:09,880 --> 00:14:12,280 I can't reach. I can't reach. 222 00:14:15,360 --> 00:14:17,456 - You're using the wrong arm, mum. - What? 223 00:14:17,480 --> 00:14:20,496 - You gotta use your good arm. - No, I can't. There's just... there's just... there's just... 224 00:14:20,520 --> 00:14:22,696 - All right. - No, no, just leave me. 225 00:14:22,720 --> 00:14:24,896 - I'll just get some other... - Just leave me alone. 226 00:14:24,920 --> 00:14:26,783 What's happening here, my love? 227 00:14:26,793 --> 00:14:28,656 - She's interfering. - No, I'm not. 228 00:14:28,680 --> 00:14:30,680 It's ok. I've got this. 229 00:14:31,680 --> 00:14:33,576 Thanks. 230 00:14:33,600 --> 00:14:36,480 Ok. Come on. Let's get you sorted. 231 00:15:02,040 --> 00:15:04,040 All done. Easy as pie. 232 00:15:05,120 --> 00:15:07,400 Now, let's get you settled. 233 00:15:09,960 --> 00:15:15,016 - Sorry, I didn't mean to upset you, mum. - You didn't upset me. 234 00:15:15,040 --> 00:15:17,040 Here we go. 235 00:15:23,880 --> 00:15:25,880 - You all right? - Yes. 236 00:15:38,400 --> 00:15:40,400 - Careful. - Yeah. 237 00:15:41,800 --> 00:15:43,800 - All right? - Mm. 238 00:15:49,520 --> 00:15:52,182 Grace said you wanted to talk to me about something. 239 00:15:54,192 --> 00:15:56,200 What? About what? 240 00:15:57,000 --> 00:15:59,200 - Something legal? - Oh... 241 00:16:00,120 --> 00:16:02,120 Not now. 242 00:16:17,680 --> 00:16:21,480 Note the shadow on the weight-bearing foot. 243 00:17:23,000 --> 00:17:26,496 The order was made under miss Lilah's, so could you chase that up? 244 00:17:26,520 --> 00:17:27,776 Thank you. 245 00:17:27,800 --> 00:17:29,736 Uh, and I'll call you back. 246 00:17:29,760 --> 00:17:32,056 Sorry, we don't open until midday. 247 00:17:32,080 --> 00:17:34,376 Oh, nah, I'm just looking for Ollie Gleeson. 248 00:17:34,400 --> 00:17:37,800 - Right. Uh, excuse me a minute. - Thanks. 249 00:18:13,480 --> 00:18:16,680 Sorry, Ollie can't see you right now. 250 00:18:17,240 --> 00:18:19,240 If you don't mind... 251 00:18:19,760 --> 00:18:21,760 Sure. 252 00:19:30,480 --> 00:19:33,680 No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Fuck. 253 00:19:39,600 --> 00:19:42,400 Come on. 254 00:20:50,720 --> 00:20:54,920 See you guys later. 255 00:20:58,400 --> 00:21:01,216 - Hey. What's up? - Mum. 256 00:21:01,240 --> 00:21:03,240 Grace? 257 00:21:03,640 --> 00:21:05,640 It's gran. 258 00:21:19,480 --> 00:21:21,680 Penny? Uh, just a moment. 259 00:21:22,600 --> 00:21:24,600 She's been moved. 260 00:21:24,840 --> 00:21:26,840 Come with me. 261 00:21:42,120 --> 00:21:44,120 Um... 262 00:21:45,000 --> 00:21:47,480 She had a lie-down after lunch 263 00:21:48,640 --> 00:21:50,640 and just didn't wake up. 264 00:21:51,600 --> 00:21:56,400 - They think it must have been another stroke. - Oh. 265 00:22:01,200 --> 00:22:04,200 Sweetheart. Come here. 266 00:22:05,240 --> 00:22:07,240 Come here. 267 00:22:08,000 --> 00:22:10,000 I'm so, so, so sorry. 268 00:22:12,040 --> 00:22:14,040 I'm so sorry, darling. 269 00:23:46,600 --> 00:23:48,600 That's a nice one. 270 00:23:54,560 --> 00:23:56,560 How great thou art. 271 00:23:56,880 --> 00:24:00,080 - Really? - She loved Howard Morrison. 272 00:24:00,720 --> 00:24:02,420 Sure. 273 00:24:05,560 --> 00:24:10,936 - Do they have a cd player at the chapel? - Nah, we can just stream it. 274 00:24:10,960 --> 00:24:12,960 Ok. 275 00:24:16,720 --> 00:24:18,720 Got the programs. 276 00:24:24,960 --> 00:24:27,040 It's really beautiful. 277 00:24:31,240 --> 00:24:35,840 - Will you hand them out? - No, the funeral people do that. 278 00:24:36,840 --> 00:24:40,616 - I was thinking it might be best if I don't come. - What? 279 00:24:40,640 --> 00:24:42,920 I loved Joy. You know that. 280 00:24:43,200 --> 00:24:45,200 I just... 281 00:24:45,440 --> 00:24:48,016 I don't want anyone to feel awkward. 282 00:24:48,040 --> 00:24:49,576 You mean mum? 283 00:24:49,600 --> 00:24:53,880 I can stay here, just get things ready for the wake. 284 00:24:55,680 --> 00:24:57,880 No, I need you to be there. 285 00:24:58,840 --> 00:25:00,920 That ok with you, Penny? 286 00:25:01,440 --> 00:25:03,440 Yep, absolutely fine. 287 00:25:13,360 --> 00:25:15,360 Hi. 288 00:25:15,480 --> 00:25:19,896 - Hi, Marie. I'm so glad you could be here. - Me too. Mum would be pleased. 289 00:25:19,920 --> 00:25:20,935 Yeah, I know. 290 00:25:20,945 --> 00:25:23,920 - Take care, love. - I will. See ya. 291 00:25:27,680 --> 00:25:30,280 - Hey, Pen. I'm sorry. - Thanks. 292 00:25:31,920 --> 00:25:36,216 Bridget's, um... she's... she's got that work thing in Auckland and... - No, no, no, it'sok. 293 00:25:36,240 --> 00:25:38,240 She should be here. 294 00:25:38,400 --> 00:25:41,080 Well, I'm pleased you're here. 295 00:25:45,200 --> 00:25:47,136 Do you want them to start the music? 296 00:25:47,160 --> 00:25:50,360 - Uh, yeah, yeah, that'd be good. - Yes. 297 00:25:50,840 --> 00:25:52,840 - You ok? - Yeah. 298 00:25:53,680 --> 00:25:56,880 - Yeah. - You're gonna be great. 299 00:25:56,920 --> 00:25:58,896 - Thanks, Tom. - All good. 300 00:26:00,680 --> 00:26:03,560 - Pen. - Thank God you're here, Nix. 301 00:26:12,640 --> 00:26:15,920 Nau mai, haere mai. Hello and welcome. 302 00:26:17,440 --> 00:26:20,440 For those who don't know me, I'm Tom. 303 00:26:21,560 --> 00:26:23,560 Joy was my great-aunt. 304 00:26:24,880 --> 00:26:28,603 It's an honour to lead this service as we gather to remember 305 00:26:28,613 --> 00:26:32,880 Joy's life and share our memories of her. 306 00:26:33,520 --> 00:26:38,800 First up, I'd like to invite Joy's granddaughter, Grace, to say a few words. 307 00:26:50,040 --> 00:26:52,040 Um... 308 00:26:52,400 --> 00:26:55,800 Gran lived her whole life in Wellington. 309 00:26:57,120 --> 00:26:59,120 She went to school here, 310 00:26:59,200 --> 00:27:01,200 got married here. 311 00:27:03,080 --> 00:27:05,160 She liked simple things... 312 00:27:05,680 --> 00:27:07,656 baking, 313 00:27:07,680 --> 00:27:09,416 gardening. 314 00:27:09,440 --> 00:27:12,211 Her favourite author was Danielle Steel, 315 00:27:12,221 --> 00:27:15,776 which she never gave up trying to get me to read. 316 00:27:15,800 --> 00:27:18,800 Sorry, gran. Still not going there. 317 00:27:20,680 --> 00:27:22,680 Gran loved to drink gin 318 00:27:23,840 --> 00:27:25,840 and dance 319 00:27:26,640 --> 00:27:29,320 and had a wicked sense of humour. 320 00:27:30,480 --> 00:27:37,080 But what I'll miss most about my gran is her kindness. 321 00:27:37,240 --> 00:27:39,240 Um... 322 00:27:39,280 --> 00:27:41,280 When I got pregnant... 323 00:27:42,760 --> 00:27:44,760 Joy was the only person 324 00:27:45,480 --> 00:27:49,280 who didn't think I was crazy for keeping Walt. 325 00:27:49,520 --> 00:27:53,256 She was the one who made it possible by letting us live with her 326 00:27:53,280 --> 00:27:57,480 and by teaching me what it means to be a good mother... 327 00:27:58,520 --> 00:28:01,800 how you don't get to put yourself first. 328 00:28:04,240 --> 00:28:06,240 I want mum. 329 00:28:11,080 --> 00:28:12,376 Um... 330 00:28:12,400 --> 00:28:16,280 Gran never lectured me when I got things wrong. 331 00:28:17,600 --> 00:28:20,536 She was just there with so much love, 332 00:28:20,560 --> 00:28:25,760 and she showed me that that's all you really need to be a mother. 333 00:28:28,000 --> 00:28:30,200 Sorry. 334 00:28:34,000 --> 00:28:35,336 Um... 335 00:28:35,360 --> 00:28:39,555 Please stand as we sing one of Joy's favourite hymns: 336 00:28:39,565 --> 00:28:40,960 Abide with me. 337 00:28:42,240 --> 00:28:44,240 Ok, let's sing. 338 00:29:39,360 --> 00:29:44,240 - How are you doing, miss McKenzie? - I'm all right, Reggie. 339 00:29:56,120 --> 00:30:00,456 Jeez, Pen. I haven't been here since I was a kid, but nothing's changed. 340 00:30:00,480 --> 00:30:02,936 I know. I know. I know. 341 00:30:02,960 --> 00:30:05,416 God, I was thinking about, um... 342 00:30:05,440 --> 00:30:08,136 - Do you remember when you used to prank call... - Mr Crouchley. 343 00:30:08,160 --> 00:30:10,936 Mr Crouchley! Yes! 344 00:30:10,960 --> 00:30:14,189 And Joy used to tell us off all the time for pinching her BlackBerry nip. 345 00:30:14,199 --> 00:30:15,272 Yeah? You remember? 346 00:30:15,282 --> 00:30:17,256 - I loved that stuff. - It was awesome. 347 00:30:17,280 --> 00:30:19,816 - Getting drunk on that. - Hey, Gracie, Gracie, haere mai. 348 00:30:19,840 --> 00:30:23,872 I was just saying to your mum, hey, nothing in this whare has changed, eh? 349 00:30:23,882 --> 00:30:25,536 Do you think you'll keep it? 350 00:30:25,560 --> 00:30:30,376 I mean, I haven't thought about it yet, and Grace is living here. 351 00:30:30,400 --> 00:30:34,280 - Didn't gran talk to you about it? - No, no. Why? 352 00:30:35,440 --> 00:30:37,520 She left the house to me. 353 00:30:44,240 --> 00:30:47,640 - Did she? - Yeah. I thought that you knew. 354 00:30:48,320 --> 00:30:50,320 - No. No, I didn't. - Oh. 355 00:30:51,960 --> 00:30:53,960 But it's... 356 00:30:54,200 --> 00:30:56,200 It makes perfect sense. 357 00:30:57,360 --> 00:31:01,160 It makes great sense. I'll be back in a minute. 358 00:31:38,240 --> 00:31:40,320 Looking for the whisky? 359 00:31:41,600 --> 00:31:43,880 Up here with the fancy cups. 360 00:31:45,840 --> 00:31:49,840 Joy caught Walt playing with her Royal Alberts. 361 00:31:53,280 --> 00:31:58,416 - You think she'd be happy with us drinking out of them? - Probably not. 362 00:31:58,440 --> 00:32:05,040 But then she wasn't happy when Walt was trying to piss in them either. 363 00:32:09,360 --> 00:32:11,360 To Joy. 364 00:32:11,760 --> 00:32:13,760 To Joy. 365 00:32:32,200 --> 00:32:34,600 - Hi, Pen. You all right? - No. 366 00:32:36,560 --> 00:32:40,440 You gonna drink the whole bottle by yourself? 367 00:32:42,360 --> 00:32:44,360 I was gonna. 368 00:32:45,080 --> 00:32:47,080 Feel like sharing? 369 00:33:06,960 --> 00:33:10,936 I don't begrudge her. I mean, I don't. Not Grace. 370 00:33:10,960 --> 00:33:12,960 I just... 371 00:33:13,600 --> 00:33:18,376 I just don't know why they didn't tell me. Why didn't mum tell me? 372 00:33:18,400 --> 00:33:21,600 How did she think it would make me feel? 373 00:33:21,960 --> 00:33:25,856 Maybe she was just worried you'd get angry at her. 374 00:33:25,880 --> 00:33:28,776 - Well, I am angry now. - Yeah. 375 00:33:30,200 --> 00:33:32,536 - Yeah, I know. - I feel like the angriest person in the world. 376 00:33:32,560 --> 00:33:37,160 - Yeah. - I am. I'm angry at Phil, obviously, 377 00:33:37,680 --> 00:33:40,925 and every other dumb fuck who can't see 378 00:33:40,935 --> 00:33:43,680 what a manipulative motherfu... 379 00:33:46,040 --> 00:33:50,776 - Angry at mum for dying. - Yeah. She didn't even give you the head's up! 380 00:33:50,800 --> 00:33:52,800 - Nope. - Nah. Bullshit. 381 00:33:53,160 --> 00:33:56,216 Yeah. Bullshit. 382 00:33:56,240 --> 00:33:59,736 I'm just angry at everyone. Everyone's fucked. 383 00:33:59,760 --> 00:34:01,177 Yeah, they're fucked. 384 00:34:01,187 --> 00:34:05,176 They're fucked, eh? Every single human being is fucked. 385 00:34:05,200 --> 00:34:09,280 - I mean, look at that... that's fucked. Look. - Yeah. 386 00:34:13,280 --> 00:34:15,360 Look how fucked this is. 387 00:34:41,000 --> 00:34:45,496 Pen, I don't think you're angry. I just think that you... 388 00:34:45,520 --> 00:34:47,576 I think you're just, um... 389 00:34:47,586 --> 00:34:49,800 - What, sad? - Yeah. Yeah. 390 00:34:54,320 --> 00:34:56,736 - I shouldn't have kissed you, by the way. - No, no, it's ok. 391 00:34:56,760 --> 00:35:01,098 Pen, look, I have this thing that I'm kind of handsome, 392 00:35:01,108 --> 00:35:04,240 and I-I need to be more aware of that. 393 00:35:04,760 --> 00:35:07,840 - Yeah, me too. - Yeah. Gosh. 394 00:35:08,800 --> 00:35:13,000 I just... we have to be careful. 395 00:35:18,080 --> 00:35:21,776 Hey, by the way, I don't think you're fucked. I think you're great. 396 00:35:21,800 --> 00:35:25,251 I think what you did to Burley's boat... that took guts. 397 00:35:25,261 --> 00:35:27,456 Should give yourself some credit. 398 00:35:27,480 --> 00:35:29,760 - Thanks. - You're welcome. 399 00:35:33,760 --> 00:35:37,240 I mean, the bastards still have my kayak. 400 00:35:43,240 --> 00:35:46,736 There it is... just past the truck. Past the truck. 401 00:35:46,760 --> 00:35:48,760 Oh my gosh. 402 00:35:50,880 --> 00:35:54,680 Oh! Ok, we're getting you out of these chains. 403 00:36:00,600 --> 00:36:05,416 - Ok, have you got some bolt cutters? - Ah, gosh, no, not on me. 404 00:36:05,440 --> 00:36:07,616 Whoa. You fucking pissed this guy off. 405 00:36:07,640 --> 00:36:11,936 Yeah, well, they pissed me off fish-fucking arseholes. 406 00:36:11,960 --> 00:36:13,936 - Yeah, we got this. - Really? 407 00:36:13,960 --> 00:36:18,536 Yeah, have confidence. Who needs bolt cutters when you got rope? 408 00:36:18,560 --> 00:36:21,360 I use this on the boat cos it, uh... 409 00:36:22,680 --> 00:36:27,080 - It's rot-resistant. - Wow! Rot-resistant. 410 00:36:30,000 --> 00:36:32,936 Ok, this is... yeah, this is gonna work. 411 00:36:32,960 --> 00:36:36,376 - Yip! Ok. - Penny, just, you know, get back. 412 00:36:42,000 --> 00:36:44,736 Fuck you, fish-fucker! 413 00:36:44,760 --> 00:36:46,416 Shit. Whole thing came down. 414 00:36:46,440 --> 00:36:49,016 Whoo! You did it. You did it. You did it. 415 00:36:49,040 --> 00:36:51,856 - Ok, let's get outta here. - Oh my God. 416 00:36:51,880 --> 00:36:53,176 - Which way? That way? - This way, yeah, yeah. 417 00:36:53,200 --> 00:36:58,056 - Which way? That way? - Yeah, that way. Yeah, that's it. 418 00:36:59,760 --> 00:37:03,040 Ooh! Ooh! Oopsie. 419 00:37:07,520 --> 00:37:09,520 Go, go, go! 420 00:37:09,680 --> 00:37:11,336 - Oh shit! - Oh, sorry. 421 00:37:11,360 --> 00:37:14,240 - It's ok. - Sorry. - Keep going. Go. 422 00:37:14,760 --> 00:37:18,816 This is... This is too heavy. 423 00:37:18,840 --> 00:37:21,120 - Shit! - Shh, shh, shh, shh. 424 00:37:28,080 --> 00:37:30,080 Come on. 425 00:39:23,760 --> 00:39:25,760 Excuse me. 426 00:39:28,520 --> 00:39:30,520 Excuse me. 427 00:39:54,000 --> 00:39:56,080 Hey, have you seen Ollie? 428 00:40:03,680 --> 00:40:07,680 - Hey, has anyone seen Ollie? - In there last I saw. 429 00:40:38,760 --> 00:40:40,760 Occupied. 430 00:40:49,440 --> 00:40:51,096 Ollie. 431 00:40:51,120 --> 00:40:53,200 Hi. I'm sorry to disturb. 432 00:40:53,520 --> 00:40:55,600 What are you doing here? 433 00:40:56,040 --> 00:41:00,136 Can I... talk to you just for five minutes in private? 434 00:41:00,160 --> 00:41:02,416 - Hey, I can go. - No, no, no. Stay. 435 00:41:02,440 --> 00:41:04,096 Please. Just five minutes. 436 00:41:04,120 --> 00:41:07,520 - Is this your mum? - No, this is not my mum. 437 00:41:10,480 --> 00:41:12,680 Did you know Phil's back? 438 00:41:14,040 --> 00:41:16,040 So? 439 00:41:16,120 --> 00:41:18,406 That has nothing to do with me. 440 00:41:18,416 --> 00:41:22,000 - Has he been in touch? - You need to leave. 441 00:41:22,320 --> 00:41:23,856 Now. 442 00:41:23,880 --> 00:41:26,856 - Listen, I spoke to your mum. - She talked to you? 443 00:41:26,880 --> 00:41:28,216 - Yeah. - Ha! 444 00:41:28,240 --> 00:41:30,555 She told me where you lived. She's worried about you. 445 00:41:30,565 --> 00:41:32,656 We all care about what happens to you, Ollie. 446 00:41:32,680 --> 00:41:36,976 That's bullshit, because... she doesn't even know where I live. 447 00:41:37,000 --> 00:41:39,096 Ok, I don't know who you are, but I think you need to leave. 448 00:41:39,120 --> 00:41:41,576 It's got nothing to do with you. Stay out of this. 449 00:41:41,600 --> 00:41:43,816 - Excuse me. - Ollie, listen. 450 00:41:43,840 --> 00:41:45,656 You're not 14 any more. 451 00:41:45,680 --> 00:41:47,056 Ok? You're a grown-up. 452 00:41:47,080 --> 00:41:49,976 You... fuck, you need to say something. There could be other kids. 453 00:41:51,520 --> 00:41:54,496 - Ollie. - Ollie, do you want me to go get some help? 454 00:41:54,520 --> 00:41:57,200 No, no, it's fine. I'm leaving. 455 00:41:57,600 --> 00:41:59,600 Excuse me. Fuck's sake. 456 00:42:07,960 --> 00:42:09,960 Fuck off, mum. 457 00:42:15,040 --> 00:42:17,240 Bye, boomer. 458 00:42:26,240 --> 00:42:29,440 Aargh! Fuck! 459 00:43:19,600 --> 00:43:22,600 _ 460 00:43:33,000 --> 00:43:39,000 *CREDITS*