1 00:00:00,600 --> 00:00:02,203 Grace, I've just seen your father. 2 00:00:02,213 --> 00:00:03,816 Did you know he was coming back? 3 00:00:03,840 --> 00:00:05,936 We're grandparents now, remember? 4 00:00:05,960 --> 00:00:08,487 I can't believe he just rocked up after, like, what, four years? 5 00:00:08,497 --> 00:00:09,336 Five. 6 00:00:09,360 --> 00:00:12,616 Listen, I know this is tough for you, but could you meet me halfway? 7 00:00:12,640 --> 00:00:14,616 Would you come to Walt's birthday party? 8 00:00:14,640 --> 00:00:16,819 They got busted fishing inside the reserve. 9 00:00:16,829 --> 00:00:18,696 All they got was a piss-weak fine. 10 00:00:18,720 --> 00:00:21,056 We've got your kayak, ya prick! 11 00:00:21,080 --> 00:00:24,416 - I'll call his parents, get them to come and pick him up. - No, no, no, please don't. 12 00:00:24,440 --> 00:00:26,840 He can spend the night here. 13 00:01:03,080 --> 00:01:05,080 Ollie, get up. Get up. 14 00:01:05,520 --> 00:01:08,800 - What? - What the fuck's wrong with you? 15 00:01:09,280 --> 00:01:11,280 What's happening? 16 00:01:11,640 --> 00:01:13,856 Your mother's had too much to drink... that's what's happening. 17 00:01:13,880 --> 00:01:17,296 - Sit down. Sit down. Ok, now, what did he do to you? - Nothing. 18 00:01:17,320 --> 00:01:22,096 - What the fuck is wrong with you? - I saw you. I fucking saw you. How could you? 19 00:01:22,120 --> 00:01:23,696 - Mum, stop. - What's going on? 20 00:01:23,720 --> 00:01:25,776 He was in bed with Ollie. He was touching him. 21 00:01:25,800 --> 00:01:29,896 - Oh, fuck this. I'm outta here. - You were... don't you... don't you walk away from me. 22 00:01:29,920 --> 00:01:32,696 No, no, no, no, no. Fucking sick in the head. 23 00:01:32,720 --> 00:01:35,176 Don't you fucking walk away from me. 24 00:01:35,200 --> 00:01:38,616 Phil, answer me. Don't do this. Phil! 25 00:01:38,640 --> 00:01:40,640 Phil! 26 00:01:40,840 --> 00:01:43,440 Look at me! 27 00:01:44,720 --> 00:01:47,800 What the fuck were you doing up there? 28 00:01:48,200 --> 00:01:50,480 He was naked, you sick fuck. 29 00:02:20,720 --> 00:02:21,976 Whose are these? 30 00:02:21,986 --> 00:02:23,400 - What? - These. 31 00:02:26,240 --> 00:02:31,440 - They're mine. - No, they're not. They're a boy's size 12 to 14. 32 00:02:32,360 --> 00:02:36,960 - Well, I've been wearing them. - You'd never fit these. 33 00:02:38,760 --> 00:02:40,760 Where'd you get them? 34 00:02:42,880 --> 00:02:48,480 - You're saying I can't get into those? - Yes. They're way too small. 35 00:02:52,960 --> 00:02:54,960 You're kidding. 36 00:03:06,120 --> 00:03:07,616 Oh... 37 00:03:07,640 --> 00:03:10,576 Oh God. Take them off before you rupture something. 38 00:03:10,600 --> 00:03:14,400 Where...? Oh no. Where on earth did you get them? 39 00:03:14,720 --> 00:03:16,576 I don't know. They probably got mixed up on the beach. 40 00:03:16,600 --> 00:03:20,556 I probably picked up some kid's, and some kid's picked up my pants. 41 00:03:21,880 --> 00:03:24,696 You're a dick. Throw them in the bin. 42 00:04:07,000 --> 00:04:10,480 *CREDITS* 43 00:04:18,640 --> 00:04:20,296 - Bro. - Settle down, lads. 44 00:04:20,320 --> 00:04:22,296 Like, I'm into the funny stuff... you know what I'm saying? 45 00:04:22,320 --> 00:04:26,176 Bro, give it, like, a... give it actually, like, a good try. 46 00:04:26,200 --> 00:04:29,656 - No, no. The anime isn't that good, bro. - Bro, it is. 47 00:04:29,680 --> 00:04:32,136 How do you fucking know, bro? 48 00:04:34,160 --> 00:04:36,840 - Settle down! - Miss said shush. 49 00:04:36,960 --> 00:04:39,440 Thank you. 50 00:04:46,160 --> 00:04:51,176 Ok, phytoplankton... these guys here, right... they're single-cell microorganisms, 51 00:04:51,200 --> 00:04:55,176 and they perform photosynthesis, which creates, as you know, oxygen. 52 00:04:55,200 --> 00:04:58,896 But what you might not know is they are also one of the biggest 53 00:04:58,920 --> 00:05:01,456 producers of oxygen on the planet, which is good. 54 00:05:01,480 --> 00:05:07,136 Also, they absorb vast amounts of carbon, ok, and they take that from the air, 55 00:05:07,160 --> 00:05:10,816 and then they store it on the ocean floor in the form of plankton food. 56 00:05:11,026 --> 00:05:13,026 _ 57 00:05:14,880 --> 00:05:18,216 Ok, now the question that we're gonna be looking at today is 58 00:05:18,240 --> 00:05:22,576 micro plastics, which are little tiny particles of plastic. 59 00:05:22,600 --> 00:05:25,480 What happens when they get into the life cycle of plankton? 60 00:05:25,490 --> 00:05:27,870 _ 61 00:05:27,880 --> 00:05:28,936 - Sir. - Yeah. 62 00:05:28,960 --> 00:05:32,256 How do plankton have, um, sex? 63 00:05:32,280 --> 00:05:36,496 Yeah, plankton don't really have what you call boy-girl sex. 64 00:05:36,520 --> 00:05:38,856 Just like you, eh, Josh? 65 00:05:38,880 --> 00:05:40,880 Nathan. Cut it out. 66 00:05:42,400 --> 00:05:44,176 Uh, follow me, and we're gonna go downstairs. 67 00:05:44,200 --> 00:05:46,075 I wanna show you something that, um, 68 00:05:46,085 --> 00:05:48,336 not a lot of people get to see, actually. 69 00:05:50,360 --> 00:05:53,616 Ok, now... sorry, guys, just squeezing through. Excuse me. Excuse me. 70 00:05:53,640 --> 00:05:57,918 Now, Mrs Wilding, if you could be so kind to assist me 71 00:05:57,928 --> 00:06:01,640 by giving that container a little gentle sit. 72 00:06:04,480 --> 00:06:07,456 - Yeah, that's it. There we go. - Hey, sick. That's so cool. 73 00:06:07,480 --> 00:06:09,816 - Oh wow. - Beautiful. - It's amazing. 74 00:06:09,840 --> 00:06:11,096 Bioluminescence. 75 00:06:11,120 --> 00:06:14,296 Yeah, so what you're seeing there is thousands of dinoflagellate plankton 76 00:06:14,320 --> 00:06:16,216 that emit light when they're disturbed. 77 00:06:16,240 --> 00:06:19,203 It's just a simple chemical reaction 78 00:06:19,213 --> 00:06:22,176 that they use to ward off predators. 79 00:06:22,200 --> 00:06:25,000 - Yeah, it's a pretty cool party trick, I guess. - Yeah. 80 00:06:26,920 --> 00:06:30,376 Hey, Pen, do you wanna come to the film festival with me tomorrow? 81 00:06:30,400 --> 00:06:33,235 Bridge is up in Auckland. I just hate going by myself. 82 00:06:33,245 --> 00:06:35,376 I go by myself all the time. 83 00:06:35,400 --> 00:06:38,001 Yeah, I know, but it's more fun with someone else, right? 84 00:06:38,011 --> 00:06:39,216 Oh, that's debatable. 85 00:06:39,240 --> 00:06:42,136 - _ - Stop being greedy. 86 00:06:42,160 --> 00:06:44,440 Oh, you've had it for ages. 87 00:06:44,680 --> 00:06:47,360 - Give it here, you gay spaz. - Hey! 88 00:06:47,840 --> 00:06:49,274 Don't use that word. 89 00:06:49,284 --> 00:06:51,940 - Well, which one? - Both. Neither. 90 00:06:54,560 --> 00:06:56,960 - You, apologise to him. - Nah. 91 00:06:57,200 --> 00:07:00,136 - It's all good. - No, it's not, and you need to stand up for yourself. 92 00:07:02,160 --> 00:07:04,776 - Go on. You get out. - It was a joke. Get over it. 93 00:07:04,800 --> 00:07:08,680 - I said get out, you little cunt. - Whoa. - Go on. 94 00:07:09,000 --> 00:07:11,000 Out. 95 00:07:18,160 --> 00:07:20,136 Get in the Van and don't move till we come out. 96 00:07:20,160 --> 00:07:22,160 - I need a piss. - Now. 97 00:07:43,800 --> 00:07:45,800 Kahu, get the door. 98 00:07:51,560 --> 00:07:54,496 Why weren't you at the marine centre today? 99 00:07:54,520 --> 00:07:56,520 - Was that today? - Yeah. 100 00:07:57,400 --> 00:08:00,016 - Is your mum in? I need to talk to her. - Well, I got the essay in. 101 00:08:00,040 --> 00:08:02,320 I know. Gonna invite me in? 102 00:08:02,920 --> 00:08:05,200 Yeah. Take your shoes off. 103 00:08:07,680 --> 00:08:08,816 Mum. 104 00:08:08,840 --> 00:08:10,840 Penny's here. 105 00:08:16,720 --> 00:08:18,720 Hey, Pen. 106 00:08:19,320 --> 00:08:20,816 I didn't wanna intrude. 107 00:08:20,840 --> 00:08:25,840 - Oof. You never needed an invite, eh? - I know. I know, I know. 108 00:08:26,801 --> 00:08:29,936 - How's things? How's your big girl? - No, everything's good, yeah. 109 00:08:29,960 --> 00:08:32,360 - Kiriana's good? - Yep. Yep. 110 00:08:32,640 --> 00:08:34,656 - Three kids. - You're kidding. - No. 111 00:08:34,680 --> 00:08:36,336 - What? - I know. 112 00:08:36,360 --> 00:08:41,096 - What about Grace and her bubba? - Yeah, she's good. She's good. She's good. 113 00:08:41,120 --> 00:08:43,576 Walt's amazing. I'm loving being a Nana. You know? 114 00:08:43,600 --> 00:08:47,096 Oh, I know. It's almost worth having kids, right? 115 00:08:47,120 --> 00:08:49,400 - Nice. - Son, turn that off. 116 00:08:50,200 --> 00:08:53,056 Get your homework and go upstairs. 117 00:08:53,080 --> 00:08:55,576 If I leave the room, are you gonna talk about me? 118 00:08:55,600 --> 00:08:59,796 Penny is my friend. She is here to see me. It is none of your business. 119 00:09:00,320 --> 00:09:02,201 Don't see any science there, Kahu. 120 00:09:02,211 --> 00:09:03,920 - Whatever. - You be quiet. 121 00:09:06,320 --> 00:09:11,000 - Why does he think you want to talk about him? - Got no idea. 122 00:09:14,920 --> 00:09:17,120 How's he doing at school? 123 00:09:17,480 --> 00:09:19,560 Uh, yeah, he's doing ok. 124 00:09:19,800 --> 00:09:22,416 Yeah, well, 'ok' will not get him into law school. 125 00:09:22,440 --> 00:09:24,554 Law? Well, makes sense, I guess. 126 00:09:24,564 --> 00:09:27,340 He's a relentless arguer, like his mother. 127 00:09:31,120 --> 00:09:35,200 So, if you're not here for Kahu, why are you here? 128 00:09:39,000 --> 00:09:42,096 Phil's back, and he's living at mum's place with Grace. 129 00:09:42,120 --> 00:09:43,656 Yeah, I knew it'd be something like that. 130 00:09:43,680 --> 00:09:48,096 Sorry, Nix, but he's back. And he's reaching at Wakefield, and I... 131 00:09:48,120 --> 00:09:50,720 - I wanna warn them. - Seriously? 132 00:09:51,120 --> 00:09:52,976 You're gonna go down that same rabbit hole? 133 00:09:53,000 --> 00:09:56,856 That's why I came here; I wanted to know what you'd do. 134 00:09:56,880 --> 00:10:00,280 - Did you go and see that counsellor? - No. 135 00:10:00,560 --> 00:10:03,440 See? That's the problem, Pen. 136 00:10:04,240 --> 00:10:07,920 You ask my advice, and then you never take it. 137 00:10:19,600 --> 00:10:24,576 What sort of woman uses language like that, let alone a teacher? 138 00:10:24,600 --> 00:10:26,600 Mrs Wilding? 139 00:10:27,480 --> 00:10:29,480 Nathan, um... 140 00:10:30,800 --> 00:10:33,079 What I did yesterday was completely inappropriate, 141 00:10:33,089 --> 00:10:34,856 and you have every right to be upset. 142 00:10:34,880 --> 00:10:38,880 - I'm not upset. - He felt threatened and unsafe. 143 00:10:38,920 --> 00:10:41,752 Out of interest, would you have felt threatened and unsafe 144 00:10:41,762 --> 00:10:43,176 if Josh had called you that? 145 00:10:43,200 --> 00:10:46,217 - Who is Josh? - He's a gay spaz. Right, Nathan? 146 00:10:46,241 --> 00:10:48,616 Well, that's what Nathan called him before I lost my rag. 147 00:10:48,640 --> 00:10:51,816 We are not here to talk about some name-calling with another kid. 148 00:10:51,840 --> 00:10:55,376 You called my son the 'c' word. There have to be consequences. 149 00:10:55,400 --> 00:10:58,936 Yes, absolutely there do. So would it help if you swore at me, Nathan? 150 00:10:58,960 --> 00:11:02,336 - You mean call you what you called me? - Yeah, or something similar. 151 00:11:02,360 --> 00:11:05,816 Oh my God. You want my son to stoop to your level? 152 00:11:05,840 --> 00:11:10,836 Well, it's not really stooping that far from calling someone a gay spaz. 153 00:11:11,360 --> 00:11:16,816 Ok, fine. Well, I've got some names for you. You are pathetic. You are immature. 154 00:11:16,840 --> 00:11:17,973 You are inappropriate. 155 00:11:17,983 --> 00:11:20,616 - It's not even swearing, mum. - Shut up, Nathan. 156 00:11:20,640 --> 00:11:22,640 Private word, please? 157 00:11:28,680 --> 00:11:30,496 Ok, free shot. 158 00:11:30,520 --> 00:11:32,336 Come on, before they come back. 159 00:11:32,360 --> 00:11:34,616 - Cunt. - Pardon? 160 00:11:34,640 --> 00:11:36,640 - Cunt. - Anything else? 161 00:11:38,080 --> 00:11:40,080 Sorry I told mum. 162 00:11:40,480 --> 00:11:43,280 It's ok. You did the right thing. 163 00:11:43,760 --> 00:11:45,760 - So we all good? - Yep. 164 00:11:46,920 --> 00:11:50,000 Nathan, you can go. 165 00:11:57,360 --> 00:11:59,616 - That's an official warning. - Fair enough. 166 00:11:59,640 --> 00:12:00,936 What were you thinking? 167 00:12:00,960 --> 00:12:03,740 Did you know that Phil MacKenzie was teaching at Wakefield college? 168 00:12:03,750 --> 00:12:05,096 Did you write him a reference? 169 00:12:05,120 --> 00:12:07,101 What has that got to do with this? 170 00:12:07,111 --> 00:12:10,056 - Did you even warn the school? - I... no. No. 171 00:12:10,080 --> 00:12:14,736 I'm not gonna discuss this with you. - You didn't. You didn't warn them, did you? 172 00:12:14,760 --> 00:12:16,760 Jesus, Ru. 173 00:12:20,680 --> 00:12:23,336 You cried at the beginning. You cried all the way through the movie, 174 00:12:23,360 --> 00:12:25,296 and then you cried all the way through the credits. 175 00:12:25,320 --> 00:12:28,016 - I know. Every time I see that film, it just gets me. - You're still crying now. 176 00:12:28,040 --> 00:12:30,256 - Yes, I am. It's sad. - It's a sad movie. 177 00:12:30,280 --> 00:12:32,656 - Oh, you are such a sook. - Oh man. 178 00:12:32,680 --> 00:12:34,936 - You're a real sook. - Wait, wait, wait, wait. 179 00:12:34,960 --> 00:12:37,256 - Hey. - Oh, hi. Hey, how was the movie? 180 00:12:37,280 --> 00:12:38,536 - Lame. - It was sad. 181 00:12:38,560 --> 00:12:39,649 Did my husband cry? 182 00:12:39,659 --> 00:12:40,576 - Yep. - Yeah. 183 00:12:40,600 --> 00:12:41,842 Simon cries at insurance ads. 184 00:12:41,852 --> 00:12:44,256 Well, yeah, if it's got a dog in it, I'll cry. Sure. 185 00:12:44,280 --> 00:12:46,631 You need to show Walt who the best grandparent is. 186 00:12:46,641 --> 00:12:48,656 You need to get him a kick-arse present. 187 00:12:48,680 --> 00:12:51,336 It needs to be loud. It needs to be plastic. 188 00:12:51,360 --> 00:12:55,016 - No, not plastic. - Yes, plastic. And sugar. - Mm-hm. 189 00:12:55,040 --> 00:12:58,496 - You need to get him something full of sugar and full of food colouring. - Mm-hm. 190 00:12:58,520 --> 00:13:02,787 Do not turn up with an educational toy and carrot sticks. 191 00:13:02,797 --> 00:13:04,216 Ok? I'm serious. 192 00:13:04,240 --> 00:13:09,576 I... Wear a suit of armour, if you need to. Just make sure that you're there. 193 00:13:09,600 --> 00:13:12,480 - Ok, thanks, Bridge. - Ok, Bridge. 194 00:13:18,361 --> 00:13:20,899 Ok, come on, so that is what you want people to think, 195 00:13:20,909 --> 00:13:22,536 but inside, you're just a softie. 196 00:13:22,560 --> 00:13:25,441 No, no, no. I'm an antisocial, cynical, grumpy old bitch, 197 00:13:25,451 --> 00:13:27,456 and my favourite movie is Terminator2. 198 00:13:27,480 --> 00:13:30,496 - Well, that's a good movie. - Yeah, well, it made you cry, though, didn't it? 199 00:13:30,520 --> 00:13:34,400 Of course. It definitely did. 200 00:13:35,720 --> 00:13:39,296 - Oh, hey, listen, this... this birthday thing... - Yeah. 201 00:13:39,320 --> 00:13:44,216 I know that Bridget's making it look easy, but I know it's not, so... 202 00:13:44,240 --> 00:13:47,320 - Wish I could be there for ya. - Thanks. 203 00:13:51,400 --> 00:13:53,400 - Night. - Night. 204 00:14:33,240 --> 00:14:35,640 - Nana! - Hello, hello! 205 00:14:36,400 --> 00:14:38,400 I am not Nana. 206 00:14:38,560 --> 00:14:41,880 I'm pirate Penny! 207 00:14:42,320 --> 00:14:43,656 And who's this? 208 00:14:43,680 --> 00:14:44,896 Who's this? 209 00:14:44,920 --> 00:14:50,176 Happy birthday, Waltie. This is Crockie, especially for you! 210 00:14:50,200 --> 00:14:52,600 And guess what... these are... 211 00:14:53,160 --> 00:14:54,616 Pirate... 212 00:14:54,640 --> 00:14:56,640 Treasures. 213 00:14:56,960 --> 00:14:58,960 You wanna choose one? 214 00:14:59,600 --> 00:15:03,400 - Yummy, yummy, yum, yum, yum. - Oh my goodness. 215 00:15:03,840 --> 00:15:06,256 Well, I thought I'd dress for the occasion. You know? 216 00:15:06,280 --> 00:15:07,449 What are these? 217 00:15:07,459 --> 00:15:10,976 You can never have too much sugar at a kid's birthday, Grace. 218 00:15:11,000 --> 00:15:13,000 - Hi, Penny. - Oh, Kate. 219 00:15:13,880 --> 00:15:15,816 Let me see him. 220 00:15:15,840 --> 00:15:17,840 - Oh... - This is Eli. 221 00:15:18,760 --> 00:15:20,760 Hello! 222 00:15:20,880 --> 00:15:25,296 - Oh, he looks just like Tom. - Yeah, you reckon? - Mm-hm. 223 00:15:25,320 --> 00:15:27,320 Hi, Penny. 224 00:15:28,200 --> 00:15:29,936 Hi, Phil. 225 00:15:29,960 --> 00:15:35,840 - Nobody told me it was fancy dress. - Well... just call me pirate Penny. 226 00:15:36,960 --> 00:15:39,160 Cup of tea, pirate Penny? 227 00:15:39,360 --> 00:15:42,040 Uh, yeah. Yeah, that'd be good. 228 00:15:52,040 --> 00:15:54,640 85. 229 00:15:55,040 --> 00:15:57,040 90. 230 00:15:57,120 --> 00:15:59,120 95. 231 00:15:59,800 --> 00:16:01,800 100. 232 00:16:08,880 --> 00:16:10,480 I like your hat. 233 00:16:15,880 --> 00:16:17,880 Oh... 234 00:16:20,680 --> 00:16:22,680 - I like your gin. - Mm. 235 00:16:28,880 --> 00:16:30,536 Coming! 236 00:16:30,560 --> 00:16:32,560 Ready or not. 237 00:16:33,040 --> 00:16:35,040 Here I come. 238 00:16:35,720 --> 00:16:37,720 Where are you? 239 00:16:39,160 --> 00:16:40,536 Are... 240 00:16:40,560 --> 00:16:41,576 You... 241 00:16:41,600 --> 00:16:43,600 In... 242 00:16:44,520 --> 00:16:46,520 Mummy's room? 243 00:16:49,560 --> 00:16:51,560 Is he... 244 00:16:52,400 --> 00:16:54,400 Is he under the bed? 245 00:16:55,360 --> 00:16:56,536 No. 246 00:16:59,200 --> 00:17:02,880 I hear a little mouse. 247 00:17:09,280 --> 00:17:11,280 - Aah! - Aah! Boo! 248 00:17:14,800 --> 00:17:17,000 - Police. Tom's here. - No! 249 00:17:17,280 --> 00:17:19,280 No! Run! 250 00:17:22,480 --> 00:17:24,480 Come on, then. 251 00:17:26,080 --> 00:17:27,376 It's so cool. 252 00:17:27,400 --> 00:17:29,296 Yeah, it's kinda cool, man. 253 00:17:29,320 --> 00:17:33,920 Ok, now you come over and let uncle Tom drive. 254 00:17:34,320 --> 00:17:36,320 All right. There we are. 255 00:17:36,520 --> 00:17:40,200 Ooh... we're gonna go catch some criminals. 256 00:17:40,320 --> 00:17:42,456 Should I go and get Walt's car seat? 257 00:17:42,480 --> 00:17:45,176 Oh, nah, it's all good. I'm just gonna crawl along. I don't have much time, so... 258 00:17:45,200 --> 00:17:47,016 But, Tom, that's breaking the law, isn't it? 259 00:17:47,040 --> 00:17:50,920 Mum, it's fine. He's a cop. Just get in the car. 260 00:17:54,520 --> 00:17:56,920 - Are you ready? - All righty. 261 00:17:57,560 --> 00:17:59,560 Where will we go? 262 00:18:03,640 --> 00:18:08,176 I just don't think it's appropriate Walt's sitting on his lap. 263 00:18:08,200 --> 00:18:10,056 Appropriate? 264 00:18:10,080 --> 00:18:11,080 Yeah. 265 00:18:12,480 --> 00:18:13,828 Look, are we gonna go or...? 266 00:18:13,838 --> 00:18:16,296 - I just think given the circumstan... - Get out. 267 00:18:16,320 --> 00:18:18,320 - What? - Get out! 268 00:18:18,440 --> 00:18:19,736 - No. - Get... - Grace. 269 00:18:19,760 --> 00:18:21,760 - Get out of the car! - No. 270 00:18:21,840 --> 00:18:23,056 - Get out! - Grace! 271 00:18:23,080 --> 00:18:25,080 Get... get out! 272 00:18:26,760 --> 00:18:28,760 Drive! 273 00:18:30,000 --> 00:18:32,200 Are you all right, Penny? 274 00:19:08,320 --> 00:19:10,320 Pen. 275 00:19:11,200 --> 00:19:15,480 - Are you sure he wasn't just...? - It was sexual. It was. 276 00:19:15,920 --> 00:19:17,256 You gotta believe me. 277 00:19:17,266 --> 00:19:19,496 - I do. I do believe you. - Good. 278 00:19:19,520 --> 00:19:22,920 Cos no one else at that fucking party did. 279 00:19:37,280 --> 00:19:40,080 Um, just... I'll go and help Simon. 280 00:19:45,640 --> 00:19:48,720 Ollie's parents are on the way over. 281 00:19:49,600 --> 00:19:54,800 They want an explanation as to what the hell went on last night. 282 00:19:55,800 --> 00:19:59,280 - What are you gonna tell them? - The truth. 283 00:20:00,200 --> 00:20:02,656 That you had too much to drink. 284 00:20:02,680 --> 00:20:05,560 That you said some insane things. 285 00:20:06,280 --> 00:20:09,122 Did you not stop for a moment to think about 286 00:20:09,132 --> 00:20:11,776 how much you were humiliating that boy? 287 00:20:11,800 --> 00:20:14,616 Don't you fucking put this back on me. 288 00:20:14,640 --> 00:20:17,840 I'm not putting anything back on you. 289 00:20:19,680 --> 00:20:21,760 But if you really believe 290 00:20:22,120 --> 00:20:24,120 that comforting 291 00:20:24,600 --> 00:20:26,600 a drunken, 292 00:20:26,800 --> 00:20:29,200 disorientated teenager... 293 00:20:29,360 --> 00:20:32,640 If you really think that's child abuse, 294 00:20:33,480 --> 00:20:35,096 then there's something fucking wrong with you. 295 00:20:35,120 --> 00:20:37,536 No, no, no. I didn't see comfort. That wasn't comfort. 296 00:20:37,560 --> 00:20:39,241 And why the fuck didn't you come and get me 297 00:20:39,251 --> 00:20:40,776 before getting into bed with that kid? 298 00:20:40,800 --> 00:20:43,835 Because you wanted fuck all to do with it. 299 00:20:43,845 --> 00:20:46,436 'Let him choke on his own vomit.' 300 00:20:46,560 --> 00:20:48,560 That's what you said. 301 00:20:49,680 --> 00:20:52,080 Were you...? Were you on drugs? 302 00:20:52,120 --> 00:20:53,296 Oh, for fuck's sake. 303 00:20:53,320 --> 00:20:55,656 No, I'm serious. Were you...? Did you take some drugs last night or something? 304 00:20:55,680 --> 00:20:59,296 - No! No. No. - Ok, well, I am really struggling here. 305 00:20:59,320 --> 00:21:03,896 I am struggling to know where the fuck this has all come from. 306 00:21:03,920 --> 00:21:05,296 Do you wanna know where this is coming from? 307 00:21:05,320 --> 00:21:09,978 This is coming from all those boys coming round to our house day and night, 308 00:21:09,988 --> 00:21:11,936 the surfing fucking holidays, 309 00:21:11,960 --> 00:21:14,703 the driving lessons, the basketball fucking trips. 310 00:21:14,713 --> 00:21:17,456 And those underpants, they weren't yours, were they? 311 00:21:17,480 --> 00:21:20,823 They weren't yours. You made that shit up. 312 00:21:20,833 --> 00:21:23,360 Jesus, listen to yourself. 313 00:21:23,760 --> 00:21:25,840 This is fucking madness. 314 00:21:26,840 --> 00:21:29,227 You just can't take responsibility. You can't admit when you're wrong. 315 00:21:29,237 --> 00:21:30,296 No, no, no, no. No. 316 00:21:30,320 --> 00:21:32,576 - This is what you do every time. - You just dig and you dig... 317 00:21:32,600 --> 00:21:35,256 - You patronise me, and you belittle me... - And you dig yourself deeper 318 00:21:35,280 --> 00:21:37,936 - and you lie to me, and you blame me, and you... - and deeper into a fucking ho 319 00:21:37,960 --> 00:21:42,160 And you will dig until you take us all down with you! 320 00:21:43,720 --> 00:21:46,200 So here's what we're gonna do... 321 00:21:47,120 --> 00:21:49,343 We're gonna go to your mother's, we're gonna pick 322 00:21:49,353 --> 00:21:51,576 up our daughter, and we're gonna come back here, 323 00:21:51,600 --> 00:21:53,559 and you're gonna start making phone 324 00:21:53,569 --> 00:21:55,816 calls to the friends... our friends... 325 00:21:55,840 --> 00:21:58,616 that's if we have any fucking friends left... 326 00:21:58,640 --> 00:22:04,120 and you're gonna apologise for the shite that you said last night. 327 00:22:04,280 --> 00:22:06,560 That's what we're gonna do. 328 00:22:21,320 --> 00:22:23,320 Oh, Penny... 329 00:22:27,720 --> 00:22:29,616 I was about to pop over. 330 00:22:29,640 --> 00:22:31,469 Uh, a bit busy, Graham. 331 00:22:31,479 --> 00:22:36,576 Yeah, but do you know there's a wasps' nest in your pergola? 332 00:22:36,600 --> 00:22:39,616 - Is there? - Happy to help if you'd like me to take a look. 333 00:22:39,640 --> 00:22:42,416 Sorry, not at the moment, Graham. 334 00:22:50,160 --> 00:22:52,160 Oh! 335 00:23:18,720 --> 00:23:20,720 Oh fuck. 336 00:23:25,640 --> 00:23:27,720 Oh fuck! 337 00:23:29,040 --> 00:23:31,040 Fuck. 338 00:23:31,200 --> 00:23:33,200 Fuck. 339 00:23:33,320 --> 00:23:35,320 Arsehole. 340 00:24:01,000 --> 00:24:03,000 _ 341 00:24:09,200 --> 00:24:12,000 _ 342 00:24:43,160 --> 00:24:43,977 Hey, can I help you? 343 00:24:44,001 --> 00:24:45,576 Oh, yeah, I'm here to see the principal. 344 00:24:45,600 --> 00:24:47,816 Oh, you just missed her. She's gone down to the pool. 345 00:24:47,840 --> 00:24:54,520 - Uh... where's that? - Out to the left, past the gym. Did you make an appointment? 346 00:25:00,920 --> 00:25:02,496 Ms Reid? 347 00:25:02,520 --> 00:25:04,376 Hi. Sorry to bother you. Can I have a quick word? 348 00:25:04,400 --> 00:25:07,976 If it's about your child, you need to make an appointment at the school office. 349 00:25:08,000 --> 00:25:11,896 No, it's not. It's about a teacher. It's important. 350 00:25:11,920 --> 00:25:14,400 - Which one? - Phil MacKenzie. 351 00:25:16,400 --> 00:25:21,080 You, uh... are you aware of the allegations against him? 352 00:25:22,000 --> 00:25:25,400 - I'm sorry, who are you? - Ex-colleague. 353 00:25:26,640 --> 00:25:29,656 His police check is clean or we couldn't have employed him. 354 00:25:29,680 --> 00:25:32,216 Yeah, I know, but that's not the point. 355 00:25:32,240 --> 00:25:36,016 Listen, what... what he does is he... he sucks kids in. 356 00:25:36,040 --> 00:25:37,260 He makes them feel special. 357 00:25:37,270 --> 00:25:40,576 He takes them surfing, takes them on all sorts of extracurricular stuff. 358 00:25:40,600 --> 00:25:42,600 Cut to the chase. 359 00:25:42,960 --> 00:25:46,189 Five years ago, I caught him in bed with a boy. 360 00:25:46,199 --> 00:25:48,936 Kid wouldn't admit what had happened. 361 00:25:48,960 --> 00:25:51,165 So I went to the police. It was my word against his. 362 00:25:51,175 --> 00:25:53,336 Same with the teachers' council. It went nowhere. 363 00:25:53,360 --> 00:25:56,760 Yeah, so, effectively, he's innocent. 364 00:25:58,160 --> 00:25:59,215 - Yeah. - Yeah. 365 00:25:59,225 --> 00:26:00,260 But no. 366 00:26:01,640 --> 00:26:04,240 I know who you are, Mrs Wilding. 367 00:26:05,120 --> 00:26:08,120 This is completely inappropriate. 368 00:26:08,400 --> 00:26:11,680 Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm swimming. 369 00:26:55,000 --> 00:26:56,900 _ 370 00:27:13,320 --> 00:27:15,320 - Hi, Grace. - Hi. 371 00:27:16,760 --> 00:27:18,416 Uh... 372 00:27:18,440 --> 00:27:20,136 I was gonna call you. 373 00:27:20,160 --> 00:27:22,640 I've got some lasagne for you. 374 00:27:23,320 --> 00:27:26,336 My freezer's busted. I'm gonna have to throw a whole lot out. 375 00:27:26,360 --> 00:27:29,887 We need to talk a whole about what happened at Walt's party, mum. 376 00:27:30,297 --> 00:27:32,436 Sure. Yep. 377 00:27:32,560 --> 00:27:36,760 Well, it's not safe for Walt if you can't control yourself. 378 00:27:39,000 --> 00:27:41,976 Well, you're the one who lashed out, Grace. 379 00:27:42,000 --> 00:27:44,842 Well, yeah, I made a mistake thinking I could trust 380 00:27:44,852 --> 00:27:46,856 you to be in the same space as dad. 381 00:27:46,880 --> 00:27:52,576 - Right? We're gonna have to put some boundaries into place. - Ok. Fine. 382 00:27:52,600 --> 00:27:53,820 So... what? 383 00:27:53,830 --> 00:27:57,500 He... he won't be there when I drop Walt home from daycare, right? 384 00:27:59,000 --> 00:28:02,900 Well, we might have to rethink that arrangement. 385 00:28:05,640 --> 00:28:07,136 Mum? 386 00:28:07,160 --> 00:28:09,576 I can't change my schedule, Grace. 387 00:28:09,600 --> 00:28:14,480 Well... We all just have to make a bit of an effort. Ok? 388 00:28:40,160 --> 00:28:42,160 Aah! 389 00:29:30,720 --> 00:29:37,256 - Gidday, Reg. Is, um... is Grace in? - Um, nah. I'm babysitting. Phil's out too. 390 00:29:37,280 --> 00:29:39,376 Oh, right. Um, I've just got some lasagne for... 391 00:29:39,400 --> 00:29:42,480 - Oh, nice. Come in. - Uh, no, I was j... 392 00:29:42,760 --> 00:29:44,760 Ok. 393 00:29:49,120 --> 00:29:52,496 I'll just, uh, chuck these in the fridge, eh? 394 00:29:52,520 --> 00:29:55,936 - Oh, did you make that? - Yeah. Do you want some? 395 00:29:55,960 --> 00:29:59,376 - You wouldn't mind? - No, of course not. Just chuck it in the microwave. 396 00:29:59,400 --> 00:30:05,136 - Look at me. Yo. Well, you gotta have some with me. - Uh... no, no, no, it's ok. 397 00:30:05,160 --> 00:30:07,160 - Ok. - Um... 398 00:30:09,000 --> 00:30:11,976 I might just go give Waltie a wee kiss. Is that all right? 399 00:30:12,000 --> 00:30:17,200 - Yeah, 'course. He's just, um... he's asleep, so... - Yeah, shh. 400 00:30:52,720 --> 00:30:54,720 Oh, yum as! 401 00:31:55,960 --> 00:31:57,960 Cheers, mate. 402 00:32:23,520 --> 00:32:25,520 - Reggie. - Hey, buddy. 403 00:32:49,440 --> 00:32:51,440 Um... 404 00:32:58,360 --> 00:33:00,360 What the fuck? 405 00:33:02,000 --> 00:33:04,000 Oh... 406 00:33:12,840 --> 00:33:14,840 Fuck. 407 00:33:17,720 --> 00:33:20,176 - I left my car keys in the kitchen. - I'll get it. 408 00:33:20,200 --> 00:33:22,616 What the fuck is the matter with you? 409 00:33:22,640 --> 00:33:25,736 I was just dropping off some lasagne to Grace and Walt. 410 00:33:25,760 --> 00:33:31,496 What, you think your lasagne's somehow going to fix it with you and Grace? 411 00:33:31,520 --> 00:33:33,656 You know, things were so much better before you came back. 412 00:33:33,680 --> 00:33:35,760 - Oh, you think so? - Yeah. 413 00:33:36,120 --> 00:33:38,120 Here you go. 414 00:33:38,160 --> 00:33:39,296 Thanks, Reggie. 415 00:33:39,320 --> 00:33:42,336 - Vegetarian lasagne, is it? - Pardon? 416 00:33:42,360 --> 00:33:44,395 Grace is a vegetarian. 417 00:33:44,405 --> 00:33:46,440 - Since when? - We all are. 418 00:33:47,280 --> 00:33:49,765 Give it to someone who eats meat. 419 00:33:49,775 --> 00:33:52,560 - Shall I get it? - Yeah, thanks, Reg. 420 00:33:54,280 --> 00:33:57,560 How dare you go talking to my principal? 421 00:33:59,720 --> 00:34:03,416 She needs to know that she's hired a paedophile, Phil. 422 00:34:03,440 --> 00:34:07,936 Five years you've peddled this shit, and the only person it hurts is Grace. 423 00:34:07,960 --> 00:34:10,160 I'm doing this for Grace. 424 00:34:10,240 --> 00:34:13,416 All I've done is tell the fucking truth. 425 00:34:13,440 --> 00:34:15,998 Oh, keep you warm at night, does it? 426 00:34:16,008 --> 00:34:20,320 'Course it does, you twisted, cold-hearted bitch. 427 00:34:23,920 --> 00:34:25,336 Here you go. 428 00:34:25,360 --> 00:34:27,960 - Thanks, Reggie. - No worries. 429 00:35:25,280 --> 00:35:28,560 - Oh, hi, Graham. Hi. - Hi. Just me. Uh... 430 00:35:29,360 --> 00:35:32,804 I saw you get back. I was just putting my bins out. 431 00:35:32,814 --> 00:35:35,016 Would you like me to do yours? 432 00:35:35,040 --> 00:35:37,040 Uh... are you sure? 433 00:35:37,160 --> 00:35:39,640 Yeah, yeah. It's no trouble. 434 00:35:40,040 --> 00:35:41,856 Makes me feel useful. 435 00:35:41,880 --> 00:35:43,880 Oh, um, stay there. 436 00:35:45,360 --> 00:35:48,216 - You're not vegetarian, are you? - Oh, hardly. 437 00:35:48,240 --> 00:35:50,736 Great. Here's some lasagne for you. 438 00:35:50,760 --> 00:35:56,240 - My fridge is on the blink, so you might as well have it. - How lovely. 439 00:35:56,640 --> 00:36:00,416 Uh, maybe you'd like to share it with me tomorrow night. 440 00:36:00,440 --> 00:36:02,964 Uh, no, sorry, Graham. I can't tomorrow night. 441 00:36:02,974 --> 00:36:05,176 - But you enjoy. - Oh, I'm sure I will. 442 00:36:05,200 --> 00:36:07,280 Ok. Thanks for the bins. 443 00:36:24,200 --> 00:36:26,200 _ 444 00:36:34,200 --> 00:36:38,736 - We had no idea they'd taken the Tequila. - Grace took it, not me. 445 00:36:38,760 --> 00:36:40,616 You drank it. 446 00:36:40,640 --> 00:36:44,720 - What have you got to say for yourself? - I'm sorry. 447 00:36:44,920 --> 00:36:46,755 Don't be too hard on yourself, Ollie. 448 00:36:46,765 --> 00:36:49,776 None of us exactly covered ourselves in glory last night. 449 00:36:49,800 --> 00:36:52,376 Why didn't you call us to come and get him? 450 00:36:52,400 --> 00:36:55,376 - Well, I... actually, I... - That was my call. That was my call. 451 00:36:55,400 --> 00:36:58,476 I thought it was a bit too late, so I thought it best he sleep here. 452 00:37:00,000 --> 00:37:02,000 So, what happened? 453 00:37:02,320 --> 00:37:05,715 Your mother said there was some sort of big misunderstanding, 454 00:37:05,725 --> 00:37:07,136 but Ollie won't tell us. 455 00:37:07,160 --> 00:37:11,176 Ollie got caught up in a marital dispute that went too far. 456 00:37:11,200 --> 00:37:12,509 What do you mean? 457 00:37:12,519 --> 00:37:16,456 It's a bit embarrassing. The truth is we had too much to drink... 458 00:37:16,480 --> 00:37:20,360 and I'm sure Penny doesn't mind me saying this... 459 00:37:20,720 --> 00:37:26,200 she said certain things, over-reacted to certain things, and... 460 00:37:27,880 --> 00:37:29,536 And we regret it. 461 00:37:29,560 --> 00:37:31,560 And... 462 00:37:33,520 --> 00:37:35,520 We're sorry. 463 00:37:35,720 --> 00:37:37,720 Aren't we? 464 00:37:39,440 --> 00:37:41,440 Penny. 465 00:37:42,000 --> 00:37:44,256 What's Ollie got to do with this? 466 00:37:44,280 --> 00:37:48,680 Phil already explained what happened, Catherine. 467 00:37:56,560 --> 00:38:00,840 - I saw my husband sexually abusing your son. - What? 468 00:38:01,680 --> 00:38:04,616 Please don't let Ollie spend any time alone with him. It's not safe. 469 00:38:04,640 --> 00:38:08,320 No, that's not true. He didn't do anything. 470 00:38:08,680 --> 00:38:10,680 He was being nice to me. 471 00:38:28,840 --> 00:38:33,240 - Thank you. You just get comfortable there. - Mm-hm. 472 00:38:39,200 --> 00:38:41,936 All right, if we just relax your arms, so you can just... 473 00:38:41,960 --> 00:38:43,176 That's it, yeah. 474 00:38:43,200 --> 00:38:46,680 You just release that tension in that arm. 475 00:38:47,200 --> 00:38:50,936 And bring your back foot a little bit out. That's it. 476 00:38:50,960 --> 00:38:52,960 Is that comfortable? 477 00:38:54,000 --> 00:38:57,376 And, again, just relaxing your hand on your forehead. 478 00:38:57,400 --> 00:38:59,400 Great. 479 00:39:01,480 --> 00:39:04,880 Ok, let start with a two-minute drawing. 480 00:39:26,600 --> 00:39:29,080 - Hello. - Hey. 481 00:39:29,560 --> 00:39:33,000 - Where are you? - Um, I'm in a changing room. 482 00:39:33,960 --> 00:39:37,353 Um, hey, I'm gonna go plankton sampling, if you're keen. 483 00:39:37,363 --> 00:39:38,656 I could use a hand. 484 00:39:38,680 --> 00:39:40,880 Sorry, no, I can't. Um... 485 00:39:42,040 --> 00:39:44,920 My, um... I'm going to visit my mum. 486 00:39:45,320 --> 00:39:49,456 - Ok. Well, it's a shame. It's gonna be a beautiful day. - Yeah, yeah. Well, I promised. 487 00:39:49,480 --> 00:39:53,856 - Oh, you're a good daughter. - She doesn't think so. 488 00:39:53,880 --> 00:39:55,960 All right, well, if you change your mind... 489 00:40:18,200 --> 00:40:20,600 - Hey, Pen, you all good? - Yep. 490 00:40:24,200 --> 00:40:27,336 - Ok, when I yell, you just throw that net over like I told you. - Yep. 491 00:40:27,360 --> 00:40:29,360 Ok, ready? 492 00:40:31,000 --> 00:40:33,000 Yeah, go for it. 493 00:40:35,640 --> 00:40:37,096 Yeah, that's good. 494 00:40:37,120 --> 00:40:40,400 - Yeah? - Yeah, yeah, perfect. Perfect. 495 00:40:41,000 --> 00:40:43,000 Good. 496 00:40:44,840 --> 00:40:48,840 - See those tiny specks in there? - Not really, no. 497 00:40:52,360 --> 00:40:54,360 Ooh. 498 00:41:24,720 --> 00:41:27,320 - Ok, have a look in there. - Mm-hm. 499 00:41:39,560 --> 00:41:41,560 Oh my God. 500 00:41:48,360 --> 00:41:50,360 All that life. 501 00:41:50,680 --> 00:41:52,680 It's beautiful. 502 00:42:06,280 --> 00:42:07,336 What? 503 00:42:07,360 --> 00:42:11,536 You called me a sook for crying in the movies, and you're tearing up over plankton. 504 00:42:11,560 --> 00:42:15,560 - No, I'm not. - Don't worry. It can be our secret. 505 00:42:25,440 --> 00:42:28,920 Do you... do you wanna know a real secret? 506 00:42:29,240 --> 00:42:34,240 - You didn't call a kid a cunt again, did you? - No. 507 00:42:34,440 --> 00:42:38,736 Just have to promise not to tell anyone, ok, cos it's a little bit illegal. 508 00:42:38,760 --> 00:42:40,760 How illegal? 509 00:42:41,760 --> 00:42:44,360 Bit of graffiti, net cutting. 510 00:42:48,360 --> 00:42:51,640 That fishing boat thing... that was you? 511 00:42:52,440 --> 00:42:54,533 Bastards nicked my kayak after that, 512 00:42:54,543 --> 00:42:57,416 so I figure we're more or less even, you know? 513 00:42:57,440 --> 00:42:59,440 Yeah, wow. 514 00:43:02,960 --> 00:43:07,960 - Don't look at me like that. - What? No, no, I'm... I'm in awe. 515 00:43:08,720 --> 00:43:10,720 - Really? - Yeah. 516 00:43:12,120 --> 00:43:14,096 Why didn't you tell me? I would've been there with you. 517 00:43:14,120 --> 00:43:17,136 - No, you wouldn't. - Yeah, I would've. 518 00:43:17,160 --> 00:43:19,160 Totally. 519 00:43:37,240 --> 00:43:39,256 I don't know why I did that. 520 00:43:39,280 --> 00:43:41,216 - Fuck, I'm sorry. - No, it's... it's... 521 00:43:41,240 --> 00:43:45,120 - I'm so... I'm so sorry. - It's ok. Penny, it's... 522 00:43:48,560 --> 00:43:50,560 Penny! 523 00:43:52,560 --> 00:43:54,560 Hey, it's ok. 524 00:43:56,400 --> 00:43:58,400 Come back in. 525 00:44:02,500 --> 00:44:08,500 *CREDITS*