1 00:01:06,000 --> 00:01:10,900 *CREDITS* 2 00:01:29,040 --> 00:01:31,840 Oi. Mason. Leave that kid alone. 3 00:01:32,080 --> 00:01:34,080 Here you go. 4 00:01:34,800 --> 00:01:37,080 - Is it bad? - Isn't it always? 5 00:01:37,400 --> 00:01:39,880 - What's the passcode? - 8008. 6 00:01:39,920 --> 00:01:43,656 - I'll call the parents. You issue a warning. - Yeah, yeah. 7 00:01:43,680 --> 00:01:46,376 We need to follow protocol on this, Penny. All right? 8 00:01:46,400 --> 00:01:48,096 One, deal with it sensitively. 9 00:01:48,120 --> 00:01:50,377 Two, issue a warning that any further behaviour's 10 00:01:50,387 --> 00:01:52,136 gonna result in immediate suspension. 11 00:01:52,160 --> 00:01:54,124 And, three, be open and... 12 00:01:54,134 --> 00:01:57,840 Yeah, I know rules, Ru. I helped write them. 13 00:02:16,840 --> 00:02:19,440 Ohhh, fuck, yes. 14 00:02:28,400 --> 00:02:31,800 - Morena, everyone. - Morena. 15 00:02:38,360 --> 00:02:40,360 What's going on here? 16 00:02:40,480 --> 00:02:42,456 Can anyone tell me? What's happening? 17 00:02:42,480 --> 00:02:44,576 She's excited they lowered the price of pies. 18 00:02:44,600 --> 00:02:47,536 - Excited cos the price of pies went down. - 100%. 19 00:02:47,560 --> 00:02:49,896 Yep, 100%. Ok. Any other ideas? 20 00:02:49,920 --> 00:02:52,216 - Trip over and face plant. - What? 21 00:02:52,240 --> 00:02:54,536 She tripped over and face planted. 22 00:02:54,546 --> 00:02:58,376 Yeah, looks like a face plant to me. But it's not. 23 00:02:58,400 --> 00:03:00,733 Ok, anyone else? What is this? 24 00:03:00,743 --> 00:03:04,480 - Nah, uh, it's a porno, miss. - It's a porno. 25 00:03:04,840 --> 00:03:06,736 10 points. 26 00:03:06,760 --> 00:03:11,115 Ok, this is a still from some pornography that we've found 27 00:03:11,125 --> 00:03:13,976 on a student's phone at school today. 28 00:03:15,760 --> 00:03:17,840 All right, shh, shh, shh. 29 00:03:19,520 --> 00:03:21,496 Ok. 30 00:03:21,520 --> 00:03:24,000 You guys are all 14, 15, right, 31 00:03:24,120 --> 00:03:25,798 which means that there's a bunch of hormones 32 00:03:25,808 --> 00:03:27,256 that are sloshing around your bodies, 33 00:03:27,280 --> 00:03:29,416 making all sorts of things change... 34 00:03:29,440 --> 00:03:32,497 Your testicles are growing and dropping. 35 00:03:32,507 --> 00:03:34,936 Your penis is getting longer. 36 00:03:34,960 --> 00:03:37,536 No, no, don't laugh. Don't laugh. 37 00:03:37,560 --> 00:03:42,576 It is really important to understand this stuff scientifically. 38 00:03:42,600 --> 00:03:44,691 So, these reproductive hormones... 39 00:03:44,701 --> 00:03:47,936 these hormones that make you wanna make babies... 40 00:03:47,960 --> 00:03:51,423 Are causing you, quite rightly, to think about 41 00:03:51,433 --> 00:03:54,896 sex all the time and get erections all the time. 42 00:03:54,920 --> 00:03:56,920 Am I right? 43 00:03:57,080 --> 00:04:00,416 It's a scientific fact. But here's the thing... 44 00:04:00,440 --> 00:04:04,856 In your everyday life, you're not exposed to this kind of sexual behaviour. 45 00:04:04,880 --> 00:04:06,336 Well, I hope you're not. 46 00:04:06,360 --> 00:04:10,936 But it's right there on your phone, easily accessible. 47 00:04:10,960 --> 00:04:13,084 So what are you gonna do? You're curious. 48 00:04:13,094 --> 00:04:16,016 Of course you're curious. So you're gonna look at it. 49 00:04:16,040 --> 00:04:21,016 And when you look at it, it triggers a release of dopamine in your brain. 50 00:04:21,040 --> 00:04:23,536 Dopamine... what's dopamine? Anyone? 51 00:04:23,560 --> 00:04:25,576 - Yep. - Like, being happy. 52 00:04:25,600 --> 00:04:26,793 Yeah, happy feelings. 53 00:04:26,803 --> 00:04:29,536 So it releases the happy feeling in your brain, 54 00:04:29,560 --> 00:04:31,743 so you're gonna wanna watch more of it again and 55 00:04:31,753 --> 00:04:33,936 again and again and again and again. Of course. 56 00:04:33,960 --> 00:04:35,936 But here's the thing about pornography... 57 00:04:35,960 --> 00:04:38,349 The more you watch, the more difficult 58 00:04:38,359 --> 00:04:40,748 it becomes to feel that happy feeling, 59 00:04:40,758 --> 00:04:42,645 so you're gonna watch more... 60 00:04:42,655 --> 00:04:44,880 More hardcore, nasty stuff. 61 00:04:45,840 --> 00:04:48,928 And then what's worse is that when you finally 62 00:04:48,938 --> 00:04:52,576 become lucky enough to have a real-life sex partner 63 00:04:52,600 --> 00:04:54,983 that you can have real-life sex with, 64 00:04:54,993 --> 00:04:57,376 it won't live up to your expectations, 65 00:04:57,400 --> 00:05:00,376 because this partner of yours won't be a porn star, 66 00:05:00,400 --> 00:05:03,016 won't have fake everything and faking everything, 67 00:05:03,040 --> 00:05:08,856 and neither will you have a mega, artificially enlarged penis, will you? 68 00:05:08,880 --> 00:05:11,246 So you're gonna feel inadequate, 69 00:05:11,256 --> 00:05:15,696 and maybe some of you won't even be able to get an erection, 70 00:05:15,720 --> 00:05:17,720 which would be just sad. 71 00:05:18,080 --> 00:05:23,536 Look, I know... I know this is embarrassing to talk about, but it's important, 72 00:05:23,560 --> 00:05:28,560 cos sex is wonderful, and don't let this shit ruin it for you. 73 00:05:32,360 --> 00:05:34,060 Ok, repeat after me... 74 00:05:34,070 --> 00:05:38,016 'thank you, miss Wilding, for saving my sex life.' 75 00:05:38,040 --> 00:05:42,616 Thank you, miss Wilding, for saving my sex life. 76 00:05:42,640 --> 00:05:45,520 Ok, plant cells. Open your books. 77 00:06:19,680 --> 00:06:22,376 Ooh, watch out, watch out. This way. 78 00:06:22,400 --> 00:06:25,200 Nice job. Come on. This way. Walt. 79 00:06:25,520 --> 00:06:27,520 See if you can see him. 80 00:06:31,360 --> 00:06:33,760 Looking, looking, looking. 81 00:06:36,360 --> 00:06:38,760 What? Oh, he's not even here. 82 00:06:51,480 --> 00:06:54,680 Can you stop playing with it, please? 83 00:07:01,320 --> 00:07:04,056 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! 84 00:07:04,080 --> 00:07:05,936 Walt. 85 00:07:05,960 --> 00:07:08,440 Stop playing with it, please. 86 00:07:09,440 --> 00:07:11,840 See if we can see grandad, ok? 87 00:07:13,200 --> 00:07:15,056 No. 88 00:07:15,080 --> 00:07:17,080 No. 89 00:07:24,840 --> 00:07:26,840 Hey. 90 00:07:29,640 --> 00:07:31,640 Hiya. 91 00:07:35,000 --> 00:07:37,080 - Hi, dad. - Rarr! 92 00:07:38,320 --> 00:07:40,320 Oh! 93 00:07:40,640 --> 00:07:44,840 - Who is this fine specimen? - I'm Walt! 94 00:07:46,400 --> 00:07:47,856 Oh! 95 00:07:47,880 --> 00:07:49,976 - Shall we drive this? Shall we drive it? - What? 96 00:07:50,000 --> 00:07:53,600 Ok. 97 00:08:03,840 --> 00:08:06,320 Hey, Jules. Can I have a word? 98 00:08:11,720 --> 00:08:13,720 I deleted it. 99 00:08:13,760 --> 00:08:17,016 If I catch you with this stuff on your phone again at school, 100 00:08:17,040 --> 00:08:19,886 you're gonna give a speech at assembly about everything I've said today, 101 00:08:19,896 --> 00:08:21,096 and then you'll be suspended. 102 00:08:21,120 --> 00:08:25,456 - This is your official warning. You understand? - Yes. 103 00:08:25,480 --> 00:08:27,680 Good. See you at the game. 104 00:08:32,600 --> 00:08:34,296 Get it, Duncan! 105 00:08:34,320 --> 00:08:36,176 Yep! 106 00:08:36,200 --> 00:08:38,400 Ball up. Come on, central. 107 00:08:38,560 --> 00:08:40,256 Attack. Ahh. 108 00:08:40,280 --> 00:08:42,056 Ball up. 109 00:08:42,080 --> 00:08:44,016 Mark your man. Come on. 110 00:08:44,040 --> 00:08:45,656 Come on, central. Get it together. 111 00:08:45,680 --> 00:08:48,536 - I could just kill the little shit. - Defence! 112 00:08:48,560 --> 00:08:51,136 - I think it's really normal teenage stuff. - What is? 113 00:08:51,160 --> 00:08:54,136 - Kids watching porn. - Yeah, well, you wouldn't say that if you saw it. 114 00:08:54,160 --> 00:08:56,160 How bad was it? 115 00:08:56,800 --> 00:09:01,456 - Jules. Come on, Jules. - Get out of there. Drive out of the... 116 00:09:01,480 --> 00:09:06,560 - I told you to put a block on his phone. - I know that. I know that. 117 00:09:07,920 --> 00:09:12,600 What's he doing here? 118 00:09:41,440 --> 00:09:45,096 Hey, it's Grace. Leave a message. 119 00:09:45,120 --> 00:09:48,199 Grace. Grace, I've just seen your father. 120 00:09:48,209 --> 00:09:52,136 I mean, he... he... here at the basketball court. 121 00:09:52,160 --> 00:09:54,760 Did you know he was coming back? 122 00:09:55,800 --> 00:09:57,600 Fuck. 123 00:10:33,120 --> 00:10:34,920 Hiya. 124 00:10:40,880 --> 00:10:46,880 I don't know if Grace told you, but I've got a teaching post at Wakefield. 125 00:10:48,800 --> 00:10:50,800 What do you want? 126 00:10:51,400 --> 00:10:53,400 Just to say hello. 127 00:10:54,000 --> 00:10:57,000 We're grandparents now, remember? 128 00:10:58,800 --> 00:10:59,985 Hey, Phil. How you doing, mate? 129 00:10:59,995 --> 00:11:01,616 - Hey, man. How are you? - Yeah, good. 130 00:11:01,640 --> 00:11:04,776 Ok, meat lovers, vegetarian, chicken or you don't care? 131 00:11:04,800 --> 00:11:08,416 - Bridge, I really don't think that I can come. - We got team pizzas at ours. 132 00:11:08,440 --> 00:11:10,383 Phil? Phil, is that you? 133 00:11:10,393 --> 00:11:12,336 - See ya later. - Hey, yeah. 134 00:11:12,360 --> 00:11:16,960 You are not leaving me alone to deal with that spoodle. 135 00:11:17,280 --> 00:11:19,896 That is actual drool. Ugh. It's revolting. 136 00:11:19,920 --> 00:11:21,419 - This is home. - Oh, second home. 137 00:11:21,429 --> 00:11:22,976 It's been a very long time. 138 00:11:23,000 --> 00:11:25,200 - Come on. - Come on, Jules. 139 00:11:26,720 --> 00:11:28,920 Oh, you're looking well. 140 00:11:38,640 --> 00:11:40,840 - Wow, that's loud. - Whoa! 141 00:11:44,400 --> 00:11:46,400 Hey, Pen. 142 00:11:46,800 --> 00:11:49,880 Thanks for coming. Bridge is inside. 143 00:11:50,960 --> 00:11:51,937 Hey, Joe. 144 00:11:51,961 --> 00:11:54,560 - Hurry up. - Here we go. 145 00:12:21,840 --> 00:12:23,840 Hey. How you doing? 146 00:12:24,080 --> 00:12:26,080 - Mm. - You sure? 147 00:12:27,440 --> 00:12:29,640 Did you get a hold of Grace? 148 00:12:30,360 --> 00:12:35,040 - Mum, do we have any more pizza? - They just never stop eating. 149 00:12:39,440 --> 00:12:42,376 Thanks for, um, rescuing me earlier. 150 00:12:42,400 --> 00:12:43,499 Yeah, no worries. 151 00:12:43,509 --> 00:12:46,816 Can't believe he just rocked up after, like, what, four years? 152 00:12:46,840 --> 00:12:49,936 - Five. - Do you think he's back for good? 153 00:12:49,960 --> 00:12:54,240 - Actually, can we change the subject? - Yeah. Um... 154 00:12:54,280 --> 00:12:57,376 Oh, yeah, you know how last week we were talking about the micro plastics 155 00:12:57,400 --> 00:13:00,439 and how they affect the plankton reproduction cycle? Well, we're... 156 00:13:00,449 --> 00:13:01,736 Simon. I swear to God. 157 00:13:01,760 --> 00:13:03,056 - What? - No. 158 00:13:03,080 --> 00:13:05,856 She hates me talking about that stuff at parties. She finds it depressing. 159 00:13:05,880 --> 00:13:07,696 - Cos it is depressing. - I like depressing. 160 00:13:07,706 --> 00:13:09,256 Yeah, it should be depressing. 161 00:13:09,280 --> 00:13:14,160 - Oh God, you two are as bad as each other. - Um... 162 00:13:14,600 --> 00:13:15,656 Anyway... 163 00:13:15,680 --> 00:13:18,096 Ok, here we go. Flagellum. There you go. Yeah. 164 00:13:18,120 --> 00:13:20,576 - Oh my God. Look at that whip. It's got a whip. - Yeah. 165 00:13:20,600 --> 00:13:22,576 Yeah, right, that there is the flagellum. 166 00:13:22,600 --> 00:13:25,096 - A fa... flagellum? - Sounds like he'd have fun with that. 167 00:13:25,120 --> 00:13:26,896 - James. - Oh, you're being sexist. - Oh my God. 168 00:13:26,920 --> 00:13:28,976 - Could be a woman. - Could be a dominatrix fish. 169 00:13:29,000 --> 00:13:30,776 A bit of whipping to go with the water play. 170 00:13:30,800 --> 00:13:32,893 Yeah, well, you're giving away all our sex secrets now. 171 00:13:32,903 --> 00:13:34,296 Oh, hey, I don't like the whip. 172 00:13:34,320 --> 00:13:36,696 - This one cried. - Aw, James. 173 00:13:36,720 --> 00:13:38,216 - Cry at some things. - I cry at some things. 174 00:13:38,240 --> 00:13:41,416 Why does everyone think it's necessary to discuss their sex lives? 175 00:13:41,440 --> 00:13:43,656 I'm not interested in what goes on behind closed doors. 176 00:13:43,680 --> 00:13:48,360 - Did it make you uncomfortable, Sarah? - No. 177 00:13:50,280 --> 00:13:51,816 You sure? 178 00:13:51,840 --> 00:13:54,416 Come on. It's the 21st century. 179 00:13:54,440 --> 00:13:57,343 I would've thought as a modern woman and mum that 180 00:13:57,353 --> 00:14:00,256 you'd be really happy talking about everything, 181 00:14:00,280 --> 00:14:02,096 especially with your kids, wouldn't you think? 182 00:14:02,120 --> 00:14:03,642 I mean, you know, back in the day, 183 00:14:03,652 --> 00:14:05,776 women weren't allowed to talk about anything, 184 00:14:05,800 --> 00:14:07,846 and that's what made us kind of victims, right? 185 00:14:07,856 --> 00:14:09,456 Here we go. The Penny lectures. 186 00:14:09,480 --> 00:14:11,016 - I like talking about sex. - Shut up. 187 00:14:11,040 --> 00:14:13,976 Suddenly, every second woman's a victim. 188 00:14:14,000 --> 00:14:18,016 Are you saying that no woman is a victim? 189 00:14:18,040 --> 00:14:20,936 I'm just saying that I think a lot of women make false accusations 190 00:14:20,960 --> 00:14:24,960 that completely destroy innocent men's lives. 191 00:14:25,640 --> 00:14:28,616 Ok, shall we move this conversation along? 192 00:14:28,640 --> 00:14:30,496 Hold on, Bridget. 193 00:14:30,520 --> 00:14:33,656 How do you know they're innocent, Sarah? 194 00:14:33,680 --> 00:14:35,533 Just because you're a woman, 195 00:14:35,543 --> 00:14:39,056 doesn't automatically mean you're telling the truth. 196 00:14:39,080 --> 00:14:42,960 I mean, sometimes they have ulterior motives. 197 00:14:49,000 --> 00:14:52,080 So speaks the resident misogynist. 198 00:14:52,160 --> 00:14:56,360 How can I be a misogynist? I'm a woman. 199 00:14:56,600 --> 00:14:57,776 Oh my God. 200 00:14:57,800 --> 00:14:59,800 Penny. 201 00:15:01,680 --> 00:15:03,376 Hey, wait up. 202 00:15:03,400 --> 00:15:08,200 - This is why I didn't wanna come, Bridge. - Just ignore it. 203 00:15:08,840 --> 00:15:11,640 As if that's ever been possible. 204 00:15:11,720 --> 00:15:14,200 Come on. I just meant that... 205 00:17:03,320 --> 00:17:06,320 - Shots. Shots, shots, shots. - Yes! 206 00:17:06,560 --> 00:17:07,695 Come and have a ciggie. 207 00:17:07,705 --> 00:17:10,376 Yeah, yeah, in a minute. I'll see you in a minute. 208 00:17:10,400 --> 00:17:13,536 - Yeah. - Hey, Tom, how many have you had? 209 00:17:13,560 --> 00:17:15,631 How many have you had? Come on. 210 00:17:15,641 --> 00:17:17,296 - Cheeky. - On three. 211 00:17:17,320 --> 00:17:19,176 One, two... 212 00:17:19,200 --> 00:17:21,200 Cheater! 213 00:17:21,800 --> 00:17:24,256 - Oh... again. - Hey, slow down. 214 00:17:24,280 --> 00:17:26,376 - Yes, auntie Penny. - Fuck off. 215 00:17:26,400 --> 00:17:28,456 Cousin Penny sounds weird. 216 00:17:28,480 --> 00:17:30,216 Hey, Grace. 217 00:17:30,240 --> 00:17:31,976 Put something on. You can see everything. 218 00:17:32,000 --> 00:17:34,976 What do you mean? It's literally the same as a bikini, mum. 219 00:17:35,000 --> 00:17:37,936 No, no, no, it is totally inappropriate for your father's birthday. 220 00:17:37,960 --> 00:17:38,995 - Is it? - What? 221 00:17:39,005 --> 00:17:39,960 My top. 222 00:17:40,560 --> 00:17:41,936 - It's fine. - It's not fine. - Thank you. 223 00:17:41,960 --> 00:17:44,416 - It's fine. - What's the big deal with breasts anyway? 224 00:17:44,440 --> 00:17:46,056 I thought you wanted me to be all feminist. 225 00:17:46,080 --> 00:17:49,936 Listen, I'm old. You're 15, and flashing these us not feminist. 226 00:17:49,960 --> 00:17:53,766 Yes, it is, mum. Guys go round all the time shirts off... 227 00:17:53,776 --> 00:17:55,336 no one says anything. 228 00:17:55,360 --> 00:17:58,096 - Breasts. Breasts. - It's not funny. 229 00:17:58,120 --> 00:17:59,816 - Breasts. Yes, it's funny. It is funny. - Stop it. 230 00:17:59,840 --> 00:18:01,296 - Breasts. Breasts. Breasts. - Stop it. Stop it. 231 00:18:01,320 --> 00:18:05,816 - Hey, Phil. Phil, can you do something about your daughter, please? - Mm. 232 00:18:05,840 --> 00:18:08,136 - I wanna dance with my daughter. - Please get her to put a t-shirt on. 233 00:18:08,160 --> 00:18:11,560 - Gran, put the chips down. - Let's dance. 234 00:18:11,640 --> 00:18:13,616 Go, gran. Go, gran. 235 00:18:13,640 --> 00:18:15,096 Oh yeah. 236 00:18:15,120 --> 00:18:17,216 Good girls. Let's boogie. 237 00:18:21,680 --> 00:18:24,560 Ollie, come on. Show us your moves. 238 00:18:28,480 --> 00:18:31,560 Hey, come on. No sulking. No sulking. 239 00:18:33,440 --> 00:18:34,683 Come on, grumpy. 240 00:18:34,693 --> 00:18:38,120 I don't want to. I really don't want to. 241 00:19:14,500 --> 00:19:17,800 _ 242 00:20:02,720 --> 00:20:06,000 Just watch for that shortening there. 243 00:20:10,040 --> 00:20:12,640 Watch the way the light breaks. 244 00:20:49,960 --> 00:20:53,724 You've all had a chance to read the letter to the editor 245 00:20:53,734 --> 00:20:55,816 I drafted re burley fisheries. 246 00:20:55,840 --> 00:20:58,440 Does anyone have any feedback? 247 00:20:58,560 --> 00:21:01,136 Only that it's a total waste of time. 248 00:21:01,160 --> 00:21:02,477 That's a bit unfair, Penny. 249 00:21:02,487 --> 00:21:05,616 Oh, come on. They got busted for fishing inside the reserve. 250 00:21:05,640 --> 00:21:07,223 All they got was a piss-weak fine, and 251 00:21:07,233 --> 00:21:08,816 now we're writing a disapproving letter? 252 00:21:08,840 --> 00:21:11,536 I agree it's frustrating, Penny, 253 00:21:11,560 --> 00:21:13,465 but what can sea saviours do when 254 00:21:13,475 --> 00:21:15,976 they've already been through the courts? 255 00:21:16,000 --> 00:21:18,000 Oh my God. Protest. 256 00:21:18,280 --> 00:21:20,280 Protest, remember? 257 00:21:22,040 --> 00:21:26,896 Their boat is sitting out there when it should've been confiscated. 258 00:21:26,920 --> 00:21:30,256 We should be picketing their factories. 259 00:21:30,280 --> 00:21:32,053 We should be calling the media. 260 00:21:32,063 --> 00:21:34,696 We should be calling for a ban on their fish, 261 00:21:34,720 --> 00:21:36,696 otherwise they are just gonna keep doing it. 262 00:21:36,720 --> 00:21:38,376 I would've stopped them back in the day. 263 00:21:38,400 --> 00:21:42,456 Well, perhaps we can start by sending a letter to the ministry 264 00:21:42,480 --> 00:21:47,680 - voicing our disappointment over the fine. - Hear, hear. Yeah. 265 00:21:58,880 --> 00:22:00,880 - Hi. - Hi. 266 00:22:03,320 --> 00:22:05,407 You know, I might've reacted better 267 00:22:05,417 --> 00:22:08,520 if you'd given me some warning he was coming back. 268 00:22:11,960 --> 00:22:13,232 How long have you known? 269 00:22:13,242 --> 00:22:17,016 What difference does it make, mum? He can come back if he wants to. 270 00:22:17,040 --> 00:22:19,736 - It's got nothing to do with you. - Yeah, but why didn't you tell me, Grace? 271 00:22:19,760 --> 00:22:23,256 Can we just not talk about it right now? 272 00:22:23,280 --> 00:22:27,136 - Is that the last of mum's stuff? - There's a couple more boxes inside. 273 00:22:27,160 --> 00:22:31,176 - It's a pretty small room, Grace. - Yeah, I know that. 274 00:22:31,200 --> 00:22:33,200 How's she coping? 275 00:22:33,520 --> 00:22:35,296 Bravely. 276 00:22:35,320 --> 00:22:36,297 And you? 277 00:22:36,321 --> 00:22:40,133 You mean about us sticking gran into a rest home 278 00:22:40,143 --> 00:22:43,000 or me and Walt having to move out? 279 00:22:49,320 --> 00:22:53,600 God, I hate the thought of someone else living here. 280 00:22:53,760 --> 00:22:58,653 You know, the agent called. They've got someone interested. 281 00:22:58,663 --> 00:23:01,360 $750 a week... semi-furnished. 282 00:23:01,800 --> 00:23:03,800 Oh, yeah? 283 00:23:06,240 --> 00:23:08,296 Shall we leave them these? 284 00:23:08,320 --> 00:23:10,136 Unless you want them. 285 00:23:10,160 --> 00:23:13,040 - Do you want them? - No. 286 00:23:13,880 --> 00:23:15,576 - Are they dirty? - Yeah. 287 00:23:15,600 --> 00:23:18,680 - Are they for Tom? - You take that one. 288 00:23:19,360 --> 00:23:21,216 That's so dirty. 289 00:23:21,240 --> 00:23:24,240 - Hello, gorgeous boy. - Nana, look. 290 00:23:24,360 --> 00:23:26,656 Have you been helping uncle Tom, Walt? 291 00:23:26,680 --> 00:23:29,896 What are they? What have you got? 292 00:23:29,920 --> 00:23:31,920 - Apples. - Apples. 293 00:23:32,120 --> 00:23:34,120 They're so yum. 294 00:23:36,320 --> 00:23:38,096 - Congratulations, Tom. - Thank you. 295 00:23:38,120 --> 00:23:38,944 You get my flowers? 296 00:23:38,954 --> 00:23:41,216 Yeah, yeah. Sorry, things have been a bit crazy. 297 00:23:41,240 --> 00:23:43,576 Oh, of course they have. How's Kate? 298 00:23:43,600 --> 00:23:45,856 Yeah, good. Yeah, you know, exhausted. 299 00:23:45,880 --> 00:23:47,376 You're gonna be a great dad, you know. 300 00:23:47,400 --> 00:23:49,176 Yeah, well, I've had heaps of practice with this one. 301 00:23:49,200 --> 00:23:52,200 These are all the three giant ones. 302 00:23:52,480 --> 00:23:54,376 - Ready to go? - Big, giant... 303 00:23:54,400 --> 00:23:58,000 - Off to the funny farm. - Oh, don't say that. 304 00:23:58,280 --> 00:24:01,520 - It's a grand life if you don't weaken. - Yep. 305 00:24:13,040 --> 00:24:15,920 - Here we are, Joy. - Home sweet home. 306 00:24:24,960 --> 00:24:30,640 - Beautiful apples, Joy. I'll just find a bowl for those. - Ok. 307 00:24:37,880 --> 00:24:39,822 That chair's a bit of a squeeze, mum. 308 00:24:39,832 --> 00:24:41,936 No, no, it'll be... it'll be fine. 309 00:24:41,960 --> 00:24:45,429 Perfect timing. Tea and bikkies, everyone? 310 00:24:45,439 --> 00:24:47,976 That'd be lovely, thanks. 311 00:24:48,000 --> 00:24:52,400 The first few days can be hard, but they do settle in. 312 00:24:53,440 --> 00:24:55,440 Thank you, Francis. 313 00:24:56,840 --> 00:24:59,440 I'm not deaf yet. 314 00:25:07,240 --> 00:25:12,185 I should be the one looking after her, like she looked after me and Walt. 315 00:25:12,795 --> 00:25:14,640 It's just wrong. 316 00:25:14,800 --> 00:25:16,800 Mm. I know. 317 00:25:17,640 --> 00:25:20,256 She will be fine. You know she will. 318 00:25:20,280 --> 00:25:24,680 Come on. Give her a week. She'll be running the place. 319 00:26:07,200 --> 00:26:09,800 Nature's first green is gold... 320 00:26:10,640 --> 00:26:12,640 Her hardest hue to hold. 321 00:26:13,120 --> 00:26:16,800 Her only leaf's a flower, but only so an hour. 322 00:26:16,880 --> 00:26:19,160 Then leaf subsides to leaf. 323 00:26:20,000 --> 00:26:24,096 Oh my God. She so goes home and fucks your husband in her mind. 324 00:26:24,120 --> 00:26:26,200 So dawn goes down to day. 325 00:26:27,480 --> 00:26:29,256 Who invited her? 326 00:26:29,280 --> 00:26:32,680 - Phil. - Nothing gold can stay. 327 00:26:33,720 --> 00:26:39,720 That, my friends, is how it feels to get fucking old. Cheers. 328 00:26:41,080 --> 00:26:43,369 Ka rawe. Did you make that, Joy? 329 00:26:43,379 --> 00:26:45,955 Yeah, apparently, I'm not capable. 330 00:26:45,965 --> 00:26:48,776 Well, to be honest, you're not. 331 00:26:48,800 --> 00:26:52,337 No, no, mum. No, wait, wait, wait. I'm just gonna get Grace. 332 00:26:52,347 --> 00:26:54,281 Oh, well, hurry. 333 00:27:09,120 --> 00:27:11,120 Grace. 334 00:27:14,760 --> 00:27:18,416 - Oh, what the hell? - Mum, fuck off! 335 00:27:18,440 --> 00:27:23,440 - Oh, gross, gross. - All right, you... you, go get your father. 336 00:27:25,440 --> 00:27:29,376 - Ollie. Ollie. Come on. Come on. - Oh, yuck. 337 00:27:29,400 --> 00:27:32,480 Ollie, how much have you had to drink? 338 00:27:33,280 --> 00:27:35,536 - How much? - I don't know. 339 00:27:35,560 --> 00:27:37,560 - In there. - Sorry. 340 00:27:37,840 --> 00:27:40,696 Who stole the Tequila... Was it you or Grace? 341 00:27:40,720 --> 00:27:45,336 - In the bucket. Oh my God. - Oh dear. 342 00:27:45,360 --> 00:27:47,976 - I'll get this, hon. You go in there. - All right. 343 00:27:48,000 --> 00:27:51,056 - How are you, young man? - I'll call his parents.... get them to come and pick him up. 344 00:27:51,080 --> 00:27:53,536 No, no, no, please don't. Please don't. 345 00:27:53,560 --> 00:27:56,960 - You can spend the night here. - It's fine. 346 00:27:57,000 --> 00:27:59,456 - Oh, for fuck's sake, Phil. - All right. Oh, whoa, whoa. 347 00:27:59,480 --> 00:28:02,256 - No! No, no, not on the bed. Not on the bed. - Hold on. Up you get. Up you get. 348 00:28:02,280 --> 00:28:04,296 - Kylie... Kylie, give me a hand here, would you? - Oh. 349 00:28:04,320 --> 00:28:06,976 - Yeah, take an arm. There you go. - He's all wet. 350 00:28:07,000 --> 00:28:08,160 He can sleep in the spare bed. 351 00:28:08,170 --> 00:28:10,456 Great Well, if he chokes on his own vomit, it's on you. 352 00:28:10,480 --> 00:28:12,960 Oh, you're all heart, Pen. 353 00:28:22,600 --> 00:28:24,176 Oh shit. 354 00:28:24,200 --> 00:28:28,680 Shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit. No, no, no, no, no. 355 00:28:29,080 --> 00:28:31,080 Oh, no, no, no. 356 00:28:35,120 --> 00:28:37,120 Oh fuck! Come on. 357 00:29:24,960 --> 00:29:26,696 Oh Jesus. 358 00:29:26,720 --> 00:29:27,896 What do you think? Can you fix it? 359 00:29:27,906 --> 00:29:30,336 Dunno. Come and see me tomorrow, and I'll give you another one. 360 00:29:30,360 --> 00:29:31,616 - Ok. - Wait, hold up. 361 00:29:31,640 --> 00:29:34,343 So, you're lying on the sofa drinking wine and doing what? 362 00:29:34,353 --> 00:29:35,536 Marking assignments. 363 00:29:35,560 --> 00:29:37,256 - Ugh. - What? 364 00:29:37,280 --> 00:29:39,576 I was hoping there was some hot sex involved. You know? 365 00:29:39,600 --> 00:29:42,736 Jesus. Ella, this is me we're talking about. 366 00:29:42,760 --> 00:29:45,918 You need to actually get out there and show your ex-hoa 367 00:29:45,928 --> 00:29:47,936 exactly what he's missing out on. 368 00:29:47,960 --> 00:29:51,760 - Are people talking? - Just the Phil fan club. 369 00:29:53,440 --> 00:29:56,496 Actually, I think they made a chat group. 370 00:29:56,520 --> 00:29:58,020 What? 371 00:29:59,160 --> 00:30:02,440 God, you're so easy to wind up. 372 00:30:02,680 --> 00:30:05,480 - You're an arsehole. - Thank you! 373 00:30:06,800 --> 00:30:08,800 Hey, Penny. 374 00:30:10,160 --> 00:30:13,136 A few of us are catching up with Phil on Friday night. You should come along. 375 00:30:13,160 --> 00:30:16,216 - Fuck off, Kevin. - Just trying to be friendly. 376 00:30:16,240 --> 00:30:19,086 Thought you'd love a piss-up with the old crew like old times. 377 00:30:19,596 --> 00:30:21,540 Like I said, fuck off. 378 00:30:34,080 --> 00:30:37,360 Ok, come on, fellas. Come up the front. 379 00:30:37,480 --> 00:30:40,080 Bring your pens and notebooks. 380 00:30:41,560 --> 00:30:44,160 That means you as well, Nathan. 381 00:30:45,800 --> 00:30:48,459 All right, I've got a treat for you today... 382 00:30:48,569 --> 00:30:51,880 Some good old-fashioned rat dissection. 383 00:30:52,880 --> 00:30:55,680 This guy here is my little mate... 384 00:30:56,080 --> 00:30:57,600 Philip. 385 00:30:58,440 --> 00:31:00,256 Is it even legal? 386 00:31:00,280 --> 00:31:03,672 Oh, Kahu. How lovely of you to grace us with your presence. 387 00:31:03,682 --> 00:31:05,376 Do you wanna do the honours? 388 00:31:05,400 --> 00:31:10,216 - Nah, it's against my principles. - Oh! Oh, and what are they? 389 00:31:10,240 --> 00:31:14,456 - Oh, I'm a vegetarian. - Oh. Well, no one's asking you to eat it. 390 00:31:14,480 --> 00:31:18,776 But it's still exploitation of animals... didn't ask to be born a lab rat. 391 00:31:18,800 --> 00:31:23,336 Well, it's not a lab rat. It lived a blissful life in my compost heap 392 00:31:23,360 --> 00:31:27,591 until it was lured into a trap by some really yummy peanut butter, 393 00:31:27,601 --> 00:31:29,160 and, bang, here it is. 394 00:31:32,520 --> 00:31:34,520 Ok, anybody else? 395 00:31:35,040 --> 00:31:37,040 Come on. 396 00:31:38,040 --> 00:31:41,397 You lot are such a bunch of wimps. Ok, come closer. 397 00:31:41,407 --> 00:31:44,696 It's dead. It won't bite. All right. Here we go. 398 00:31:44,720 --> 00:31:47,296 Look closely, sketch and learn. 399 00:31:47,320 --> 00:31:51,000 Very similar to the human digestive system. 400 00:31:58,680 --> 00:32:01,680 - Your assignment's overdue. - Yeah. 401 00:32:01,960 --> 00:32:04,160 Ok, come on. Walk with me. 402 00:32:05,640 --> 00:32:09,696 It's not just your assignment. If you don't start turning up, I'm gonna have to report you. 403 00:32:09,720 --> 00:32:10,669 And? 404 00:32:10,679 --> 00:32:13,536 - Your mum's gonna love that. - Whatever. 405 00:32:13,560 --> 00:32:15,696 Should I be reading that as a cry for help? 406 00:32:15,720 --> 00:32:17,720 - No. - Pick that up. 407 00:32:17,960 --> 00:32:19,960 All right, stop. 408 00:32:20,160 --> 00:32:22,160 Stop. 409 00:32:23,080 --> 00:32:26,376 I wanna know why my top student is behaving like such a loser. 410 00:32:26,400 --> 00:32:31,133 The world's melting down, and you want an essay on human homeostasis. 411 00:32:31,143 --> 00:32:33,856 Yeah, I see the irony. I do. I do. 412 00:32:33,880 --> 00:32:36,904 But I also see a really smart kid who's wallowing 413 00:32:36,914 --> 00:32:39,496 in pessimism instead of doing something. 414 00:32:39,520 --> 00:32:42,496 Oh God, you're trying to make this into an inspiring teacher moment. 415 00:32:42,520 --> 00:32:44,936 Oh, don't behave like such an arsehole, Kahu. 416 00:32:44,960 --> 00:32:48,160 - On my desk in the morning. - Yeah, yeah. 417 00:32:48,520 --> 00:32:51,120 Hey! I told you to pick that up. 418 00:33:03,320 --> 00:33:07,656 - Grilled pear. Will you make me some when I take you home? - Yep. 419 00:33:07,680 --> 00:33:10,856 - What does it taste like? - A little bit spicy but... 420 00:33:10,880 --> 00:33:14,176 - A little bit spicy? - Yeah, but it's not that spicy. 421 00:33:14,200 --> 00:33:18,176 And what would you eat with grilled pear? Would you eat broccoli with it? 422 00:33:18,200 --> 00:33:21,776 No. Maybe that would be a little bit gross. 423 00:33:21,800 --> 00:33:23,096 - Seven! - Seven! 424 00:33:23,120 --> 00:33:24,536 - Eight! - Eight! 425 00:33:24,560 --> 00:33:26,496 - Nine! - Nine! 426 00:33:26,520 --> 00:33:27,936 - 10! - 10! 427 00:33:27,960 --> 00:33:29,960 - 11! - 11! 428 00:33:30,160 --> 00:33:32,640 - Eight! - Eight! 429 00:33:33,040 --> 00:33:34,776 Oh, let's start again. 430 00:33:34,800 --> 00:33:36,016 - One! - One! 431 00:33:56,560 --> 00:34:01,040 - I'm home. - I'm in here. 432 00:34:02,240 --> 00:34:04,320 These aren't his shoes. 433 00:34:04,880 --> 00:34:06,496 Well, they were by his bag. 434 00:34:06,520 --> 00:34:10,720 - Everything's named, mum. You have to check. - Ok. 435 00:34:13,120 --> 00:34:17,720 - What are you doing? - I'm, uh, sorting out mum's stuff. 436 00:34:18,080 --> 00:34:19,496 That's rubbish. 437 00:34:19,520 --> 00:34:21,520 That's charity. 438 00:34:21,880 --> 00:34:23,880 - Do you want this? - Um... 439 00:34:25,480 --> 00:34:26,496 I don't know. 440 00:34:26,520 --> 00:34:30,816 - And how much of the kitchen stuff do you wanna keep? - All of it. 441 00:34:30,840 --> 00:34:33,096 Well, I haven't got room to store all of it. 442 00:34:33,120 --> 00:34:35,696 Gran said that I could stay here as long as I wanted. 443 00:34:35,720 --> 00:34:37,635 Yeah, well, we can't afford that. 444 00:34:37,645 --> 00:34:41,120 We need the rent money for the rest home. You know that. 445 00:34:45,600 --> 00:34:47,600 Dad's gonna pay it. 446 00:34:47,920 --> 00:34:49,416 What? 447 00:34:49,440 --> 00:34:50,576 Uh, how come? 448 00:34:50,600 --> 00:34:54,496 Well, he needs a place to rent, and it would just make sense that he would move in with me and Walt. 449 00:34:54,520 --> 00:34:56,296 No. No. 450 00:34:56,320 --> 00:34:59,336 No, no, no, no, no, no, no. He can't live here. This is my family home. 451 00:34:59,360 --> 00:35:03,416 It's... it's not the family home. I'm the one that's been living here the past five years. 452 00:35:03,440 --> 00:35:05,936 Oh, for fuck's sake! That's not the fucking point! 453 00:35:05,960 --> 00:35:09,640 Can you not speak like that in front of Walt? 454 00:35:23,840 --> 00:35:27,776 - Whose idea was this... yours or his? - He's my dad. 455 00:35:27,800 --> 00:35:31,376 Is it really that hard for you to understand that maybe he just wants to help me out? 456 00:35:33,400 --> 00:35:37,400 I thought that's what I was doing. I've just... 457 00:35:37,840 --> 00:35:40,176 I've just painted the spare room for Walt. 458 00:35:40,200 --> 00:35:43,880 Don't do that. Don't try and guilt-trip me. 459 00:36:05,480 --> 00:36:07,240 Fuck you. 460 00:37:33,080 --> 00:37:35,080 Oh, fuck, no. 461 00:37:56,280 --> 00:38:00,280 Shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit. 462 00:38:43,960 --> 00:38:46,160 - Can you see anyone? - Nah. 463 00:38:51,960 --> 00:38:54,760 The nets... someone's cut the lot. 464 00:39:02,200 --> 00:39:05,600 There! In the kayak. I see him. 465 00:39:40,680 --> 00:39:43,960 - Watch out for the rocks. - Pull up there. 466 00:39:47,680 --> 00:39:50,760 He's up the beach. You little fucker. 467 00:39:55,160 --> 00:39:56,896 Fuck it. 468 00:39:56,920 --> 00:39:59,216 - Where'd he go? - Can't have gone far. 469 00:39:59,240 --> 00:40:02,616 - He must have gone behind the houses. - You go check. 470 00:40:02,640 --> 00:40:06,040 We've got your kayak, you fuckin' prick! 471 00:40:22,000 --> 00:40:24,000 Aah. 472 00:41:00,880 --> 00:41:03,080 Calling the fucking cops. 473 00:41:03,320 --> 00:41:05,256 Get off my property. 474 00:41:05,280 --> 00:41:07,280 Shh. It's me. 475 00:41:07,720 --> 00:41:09,720 - It's me. - What the fuck? 476 00:41:10,120 --> 00:41:12,136 Is everything ok, Penny? 477 00:41:12,160 --> 00:41:15,240 It's ok, Graham. It's me. It's Phil. 478 00:41:16,240 --> 00:41:18,240 Phil. 479 00:41:18,440 --> 00:41:22,576 - You're back. - Yeah, I'm sorry to disturb you, mate. 480 00:41:22,600 --> 00:41:24,600 Oh, ok, well, uh... 481 00:41:27,360 --> 00:41:31,736 - Drop by sometime. - I will, mate. I will. Thanks. Goodnight. 482 00:41:31,760 --> 00:41:33,760 Night. 483 00:41:34,440 --> 00:41:37,696 I was getting the long board for Grace. I want her to get back into surfing. 484 00:41:37,720 --> 00:41:41,520 All right, well, just take it and fucking go. 485 00:41:41,760 --> 00:41:46,456 Listen, I know this is tough for you, but could you meet me halfway? 486 00:41:46,480 --> 00:41:50,376 Would you come to Walt's birthday party next weekend? 487 00:41:50,400 --> 00:41:55,096 It would mean the world to Grace. It would mean the world to Walt. 488 00:41:55,120 --> 00:41:58,320 At your mum's house. If you want... if... 489 00:42:16,080 --> 00:42:17,376 - Mum. - Mm. 490 00:42:17,400 --> 00:42:18,479 Did you see Phil? 491 00:42:18,489 --> 00:42:21,416 - Uh what, is he on the deck? - No. No, no. 492 00:43:13,960 --> 00:43:15,960 Shh. 493 00:43:17,000 --> 00:43:23,000 *CREDITS*