1 00:00:03,941 --> 00:00:05,420 Maya wants to do date night tonight. 2 00:00:05,444 --> 00:00:06,957 Is she off pregnancy bedrest? 3 00:00:06,981 --> 00:00:08,650 No, she wants to do the whole thing in bed, 4 00:00:08,651 --> 00:00:09,651 I get to plan everything, 5 00:00:09,920 --> 00:00:12,725 and she wants me to "knock her compression socks off ". 6 00:00:12,726 --> 00:00:14,695 - Is that sex? - No. You could do a sponge bath 7 00:00:14,696 --> 00:00:16,743 and then you could put coconut oil in the tub. 8 00:00:16,767 --> 00:00:17,767 That would be nice. 9 00:00:17,969 --> 00:00:20,383 No. The smell of coconut "makes me want to kill you ". 10 00:00:20,407 --> 00:00:22,287 You have to stop with the quote thing, 11 00:00:22,311 --> 00:00:24,481 it's making me sad for you and your life. 12 00:00:25,183 --> 00:00:26,562 No way. No way. 13 00:00:26,586 --> 00:00:30,794 National RV Jamboree! That is a license plate jackpot. 14 00:00:30,795 --> 00:00:31,663 The motherlode. 15 00:00:31,664 --> 00:00:33,443 We could get the phantom plate itself, 16 00:00:33,467 --> 00:00:35,715 the one that some say doesn't even exist. 17 00:00:35,739 --> 00:00:36,983 Puerto Rico! 18 00:00:37,007 --> 00:00:38,019 Mmhmm. 19 00:00:38,043 --> 00:00:40,256 Truck 12 please respond. Truck 8 has a question. 20 00:00:40,280 --> 00:00:43,463 Do you guys identify as, like, two individual losers 21 00:00:43,487 --> 00:00:45,968 or just like a big lump of loser? 22 00:00:45,992 --> 00:00:47,873 - Come again? - They got a license plate. 23 00:00:47,898 --> 00:00:50,199 Not just one plate, you chiseled dogs. 24 00:00:50,200 --> 00:00:52,681 We're about to win this competition and get all of them. 25 00:00:52,705 --> 00:00:55,140 I wouldn't trust your eyes, you just called Shred "chiseled ". 26 00:00:55,165 --> 00:00:58,026 We're about to enter license plate heaven, lads. 27 00:00:58,050 --> 00:01:00,631 Victory is ours. 28 00:01:01,524 --> 00:01:03,036 Truck 8, please respond. 29 00:01:03,060 --> 00:01:05,541 Report of a skunk at 1243 Arcola Ave. 30 00:01:05,565 --> 00:01:06,576 No! 31 00:01:06,600 --> 00:01:09,115 Uh, truck 8 is requesting to be excused, please. 32 00:01:09,139 --> 00:01:12,320 For medical reasons. We have a note. 33 00:01:12,344 --> 00:01:15,316 Dispatch, truck 12 requests truck 8's location 34 00:01:15,317 --> 00:01:17,187 to help administer medical assistance. 35 00:01:17,188 --> 00:01:18,266 No, they're not assisting! 36 00:01:18,290 --> 00:01:20,661 They're trying to steal our license plate honeypot! 37 00:01:21,631 --> 00:01:23,176 Truck 8 is at 4th and Main, 38 00:01:23,200 --> 00:01:24,679 outside the Rose Fairgrounds. 39 00:01:24,703 --> 00:01:25,703 Gaaah! 40 00:01:26,808 --> 00:01:27,952 Thank you, dispatch. 41 00:01:27,976 --> 00:01:30,223 And this has been another episode of the Lovable Losers, 42 00:01:30,247 --> 00:01:31,391 starring truck 8 43 00:01:31,415 --> 00:01:32,785 Shred? Theme song me. 44 00:01:34,088 --> 00:01:35,122 Really? 45 00:01:38,497 --> 00:01:41,078 You a loser, but you're lovable. 46 00:01:41,102 --> 00:01:42,102 You're a loser, and you stink. 47 00:01:42,371 --> 00:01:44,441 You gotta push the button down if you want them to hear you. 48 00:02:11,340 --> 00:02:14,748 CREDITS 49 00:02:15,805 --> 00:02:17,708 Now, this next state we never thought 50 00:02:17,709 --> 00:02:19,712 we'd get because it's so dang small. 51 00:02:19,713 --> 00:02:21,759 Frank, show me the ocean state. 52 00:02:21,783 --> 00:02:24,765 Rhode Island, the smallest and most corrupt state. 53 00:02:24,789 --> 00:02:27,270 It is the kidney stone of America. 54 00:02:27,294 --> 00:02:29,074 Meet the Singleton family. 55 00:02:29,098 --> 00:02:32,069 Good people, but very unclear how they were all related. 56 00:02:32,070 --> 00:02:33,841 - Look at that one. - Wait, is that the son? 57 00:02:34,074 --> 00:02:36,588 Yeah, they said it was my turn next so I ran. 58 00:02:36,612 --> 00:02:38,749 You reek. You've upset the dog. 59 00:02:38,750 --> 00:02:40,263 - Oh, there they are. - Okay. 60 00:02:40,287 --> 00:02:42,802 Hey, ever been to Rhode Island? 61 00:02:42,826 --> 00:02:43,960 I... 62 00:02:45,396 --> 00:02:46,776 Wait, who got skunked? 63 00:02:46,800 --> 00:02:49,381 Yeah, that's me. I did get skunked. 64 00:02:49,405 --> 00:02:51,017 Ask me if my partner did. She did not. 65 00:02:51,041 --> 00:02:52,053 Sometimes you get lucky. 66 00:02:52,077 --> 00:02:53,455 You used me as a human shield. 67 00:02:53,479 --> 00:02:54,591 OK, be honest. Is it bad? 68 00:02:54,615 --> 00:02:56,696 In our HR meeting they make it clear to never comment 69 00:02:56,720 --> 00:02:59,468 on an employee's smell but oh my god please go outside. 70 00:02:59,492 --> 00:03:00,636 It's very bad. 71 00:03:00,660 --> 00:03:02,708 Nope. Not until he sees the Hawaii plate. 72 00:03:02,732 --> 00:03:04,500 I accidentally shot a video but it still counts. 73 00:03:04,501 --> 00:03:06,471 - It still counts. - Shred... 74 00:03:06,472 --> 00:03:08,085 I... Sorry, I can't see. 75 00:03:08,109 --> 00:03:10,013 - He can't see. - No. 76 00:03:10,247 --> 00:03:13,619 We are one state away from... total victory, West Virginia. 77 00:03:13,620 --> 00:03:14,832 Country roads, take me home. 78 00:03:14,856 --> 00:03:16,386 OK, I gotta go get this stench off me. 79 00:03:16,411 --> 00:03:17,379 Yeah, please. 80 00:03:17,404 --> 00:03:19,408 Maya was very clear about me coming home smelling neutral. 81 00:03:19,432 --> 00:03:20,361 Neutral! 82 00:03:20,386 --> 00:03:22,772 You go, I'm gonna PostMates some tomato juice for you to soak in. 83 00:03:22,773 --> 00:03:24,614 Can you put some crackers in that order? 84 00:03:24,639 --> 00:03:26,593 Or anything that's dipable in the tomato stuff, OK? 85 00:03:26,618 --> 00:03:27,366 OK. 86 00:03:27,581 --> 00:03:30,388 - Uh, hey girl. Do you have a second? - Yeah. 87 00:03:30,389 --> 00:03:32,534 - Why do you sound like something's wrong? - No, nothing's wrong. 88 00:03:32,558 --> 00:03:34,906 It's just your green card ex-husband dropped off 89 00:03:34,930 --> 00:03:36,341 some mail for you. 90 00:03:36,365 --> 00:03:37,400 Oh, OK. 91 00:03:37,401 --> 00:03:39,637 Six weeks ago. Sorry about that. 92 00:03:39,638 --> 00:03:42,410 I just found it on my bookshelf under the folder 93 00:03:42,411 --> 00:03:44,157 and some books I'm gonna get to you. 94 00:03:44,181 --> 00:03:46,653 That one's from the US Department of Homeland Security. 95 00:03:46,678 --> 00:03:47,413 Yeah. 96 00:03:47,438 --> 00:03:48,365 It looks official. 97 00:03:48,389 --> 00:03:49,601 I just wanted to flag that for you. 98 00:03:49,625 --> 00:03:50,625 Oh my god, Emily. 99 00:03:50,894 --> 00:03:53,609 This says that my citizenship test is scheduled for the 10th. 100 00:03:53,633 --> 00:03:54,979 The 10th? Of this month? 101 00:03:55,003 --> 00:03:56,048 I'm toast! 102 00:03:56,072 --> 00:03:58,820 I haven't even cracked open this freakin' book! 103 00:03:58,844 --> 00:04:01,325 Oh, that's a? that's a big book. 104 00:04:01,349 --> 00:04:02,895 I'm so good at studying. Let me help you. 105 00:04:02,919 --> 00:04:06,335 Now, or six weeks ago when it might have made a difference? 106 00:04:06,359 --> 00:04:08,539 That's good. Yeah, I'm glad we're laughing about this. 107 00:04:08,563 --> 00:04:10,609 Um... no, I'm very motivated to help you 108 00:04:10,633 --> 00:04:12,288 because I want you to stay in this country, 109 00:04:12,313 --> 00:04:15,153 and also I really can't stand people being mad at me. 110 00:04:15,177 --> 00:04:16,177 If you're mad at me. 111 00:04:16,379 --> 00:04:18,492 I couldn't tell if you were or you weren't or? are you? 112 00:04:18,516 --> 00:04:19,494 Do you want me to say? 113 00:04:19,518 --> 00:04:20,496 No, I don't want to know. 114 00:04:20,520 --> 00:04:21,688 Let's just get into those books. 115 00:04:24,294 --> 00:04:27,200 Oh, um, hey Frank, we're getting a call about an aggressive swan. 116 00:04:28,704 --> 00:04:29,614 Where? 117 00:04:29,638 --> 00:04:32,386 Oh, um, uh, Oakwood Country Club. 118 00:04:32,410 --> 00:04:34,658 Oversized male, dead eyes, 119 00:04:34,682 --> 00:04:37,888 a taste for human flesh as indicated by this? 120 00:04:39,057 --> 00:04:40,771 Woah. Swan scar. 121 00:04:40,795 --> 00:04:42,506 I always thought that was a TB vaccine 122 00:04:42,530 --> 00:04:44,544 nestled between my two favorite freckles. 123 00:04:44,568 --> 00:04:45,748 Will you stop memorizing my arms. 124 00:04:45,772 --> 00:04:46,939 I didn't get a ton of specifics, 125 00:04:46,940 --> 00:04:48,720 they just said it's terrorizing the members. 126 00:04:48,744 --> 00:04:51,080 Oh, yeah, that's him. El Diablo Blanco. 127 00:04:51,081 --> 00:04:52,109 My white whale. 128 00:04:52,134 --> 00:04:53,595 Wait, so is it a swan or a whale? 129 00:04:53,619 --> 00:04:54,814 It's a Moby Dick reference. 130 00:04:54,839 --> 00:04:56,469 You can't say stuff like that at work, Frank. 131 00:04:56,494 --> 00:04:58,505 OK, is this the swan that you and Rick talk about 132 00:04:58,529 --> 00:05:00,142 every time you sit in front of a fire? 133 00:05:00,166 --> 00:05:01,166 Yeah. 134 00:05:01,369 --> 00:05:03,482 Because the smoke reminds us of his phantom-like nature. 135 00:05:03,506 --> 00:05:05,817 But this time I will capture the smoke. 136 00:05:05,842 --> 00:05:06,566 OK. 137 00:05:06,591 --> 00:05:07,626 And I know that's impossible 138 00:05:07,651 --> 00:05:09,628 but this is where the analogy has lead me. 139 00:05:09,652 --> 00:05:12,456 I'm going to take revenge for this. 140 00:05:13,286 --> 00:05:14,304 Oh, lord. 141 00:05:14,328 --> 00:05:15,730 - It's just so much whiter... - So white. 142 00:05:15,731 --> 00:05:16,786 ...than you think it's gonna be. 143 00:05:16,811 --> 00:05:18,012 It's like a bowling pin. 144 00:05:18,036 --> 00:05:21,551 It was a long winter in Seattle. Focus on the scar. 145 00:05:21,575 --> 00:05:22,620 Hang on, where's the scar? 146 00:05:22,644 --> 00:05:23,980 Where is the scar? 147 00:05:23,981 --> 00:05:25,016 OK. 148 00:05:26,251 --> 00:05:27,663 Frank, you OK? 149 00:05:27,687 --> 00:05:29,233 You haven't blinked for a few miles. 150 00:05:29,257 --> 00:05:31,571 I've been trying to catch that swan since high school. 151 00:05:31,595 --> 00:05:33,609 I don't wanna wade into any sensitive math here 152 00:05:33,633 --> 00:05:35,480 but is it possible for a swan to live that long? 153 00:05:35,504 --> 00:05:39,454 Oh, you can live a long time with enough hate in your heart. 154 00:05:39,478 --> 00:05:40,824 That's what my dad taught me. 155 00:05:40,848 --> 00:05:42,928 I was a caddy at that country club as a teenager. 156 00:05:42,952 --> 00:05:45,834 Oh yeah, here comes the hero's origin story. 157 00:05:45,858 --> 00:05:48,472 Everybody there was just a bunch of rich douche bags 158 00:05:48,496 --> 00:05:49,641 but I powered through. 159 00:05:49,665 --> 00:05:53,072 I saved all summer and I finally bought my first Disc-man. 160 00:05:53,073 --> 00:05:56,488 I don't know what that is but I think you mean Disc-person. 161 00:05:56,512 --> 00:05:57,982 It plays CD's. 162 00:05:59,084 --> 00:06:00,046 Compact discs. 163 00:06:00,071 --> 00:06:00,966 I got it. 164 00:06:00,991 --> 00:06:02,500 Snapped right onto my belt next to my beeper. 165 00:06:02,524 --> 00:06:03,468 It was so cool. 166 00:06:03,492 --> 00:06:04,604 My nana had a beeper. 167 00:06:04,628 --> 00:06:06,375 I'm gonna hit you later. 168 00:06:06,399 --> 00:06:09,782 El Diablo Blanco stole the Disc-man from my hands 169 00:06:09,806 --> 00:06:11,809 and I've only seen him twice since. 170 00:06:11,810 --> 00:06:14,057 Once on local news when he attacked a baby, 171 00:06:14,081 --> 00:06:16,562 and second when Rick and I got the call. 172 00:06:16,586 --> 00:06:19,668 We thought we had him, but he had us. 173 00:06:19,692 --> 00:06:20,637 So Rick failed you, 174 00:06:20,661 --> 00:06:23,509 yet he remains your favorite partner ever? 175 00:06:23,533 --> 00:06:24,394 Yep. 176 00:06:24,419 --> 00:06:26,514 Well I, Shred Taylor, your current partner, 177 00:06:26,538 --> 00:06:27,718 is your second favorite? 178 00:06:27,742 --> 00:06:28,686 Absolutely not. 179 00:06:28,710 --> 00:06:29,678 Mid-range? 180 00:06:29,679 --> 00:06:30,690 One above Devon. 181 00:06:30,714 --> 00:06:31,993 DUI during work Devon?! 182 00:06:32,017 --> 00:06:33,428 Ah, he was a lot of fun before lunch. 183 00:06:33,452 --> 00:06:36,034 OK, but what if I help you catch your El Diablo Cody? 184 00:06:36,058 --> 00:06:38,840 Does that bump me up to number one, ahead of Rick? 185 00:06:38,864 --> 00:06:41,011 If you help me catch that swan all bets are off. 186 00:06:41,035 --> 00:06:43,105 I am going to destroy that bird. 187 00:06:43,106 --> 00:06:46,746 By humanely capturing and rehousing him. 188 00:06:55,530 --> 00:06:59,114 Sir, you can't park that here. It's members only parking. 189 00:06:59,138 --> 00:07:00,984 Oh, we're with the city. Fashion Police. 190 00:07:01,008 --> 00:07:02,688 We got a call regarding your pants. 191 00:07:02,712 --> 00:07:04,748 Darren, everything okay over here? 192 00:07:04,749 --> 00:07:05,860 I'm handling it, Beth. 193 00:07:05,884 --> 00:07:07,030 Yeah Beth, Darren's got it. 194 00:07:07,054 --> 00:07:08,833 We're just headed to the 17th hole. 195 00:07:08,857 --> 00:07:10,012 Frank knows where it is. 196 00:07:10,037 --> 00:07:11,929 He actually used to caddy here in the '70's. 197 00:07:12,297 --> 00:07:13,767 Ow, Frank! 198 00:07:14,947 --> 00:07:16,207 That's too hard! 199 00:07:16,232 --> 00:07:18,208 It's 'cause it was two punches. I owed you one from earlier. 200 00:07:18,209 --> 00:07:19,221 Non-member's fight, Beth. 201 00:07:19,245 --> 00:07:20,222 I'm calling it in. 202 00:07:20,246 --> 00:07:21,358 See? 203 00:07:21,382 --> 00:07:22,828 Douche bags. 204 00:07:22,852 --> 00:07:24,321 Beth, tell them to hurry. 205 00:07:29,900 --> 00:07:32,213 The swan is close. Listen. 206 00:07:33,273 --> 00:07:34,617 Fore! 207 00:07:34,641 --> 00:07:35,753 Hey! 208 00:07:35,777 --> 00:07:39,060 You yell "fore " before the ball almost kills us! 209 00:07:39,084 --> 00:07:40,898 Here's the plan. I'm gonna scout the perimeter. 210 00:07:40,922 --> 00:07:43,568 You go to the grill, get us two BLT's, extra mayo. 211 00:07:43,592 --> 00:07:47,000 We are going in to battle. We deserve a warrior's feast. 212 00:07:47,969 --> 00:07:48,969 I'm on it. 213 00:07:50,407 --> 00:07:51,809 Fore! 214 00:07:52,377 --> 00:07:54,114 Are you aiming at us?! 215 00:07:57,654 --> 00:07:59,157 Oh yeah, that's better. Sniff me. 216 00:07:59,759 --> 00:08:02,006 I think you smell like a rancid Bloody Mary. 217 00:08:02,030 --> 00:08:03,933 What? What about date night with Maya? 218 00:08:03,934 --> 00:08:06,370 I only have like seven hours, Victoria. 219 00:08:06,371 --> 00:08:08,008 I gotta increase my steep time. 220 00:08:08,009 --> 00:08:09,144 Go under. 221 00:08:11,008 --> 00:08:11,817 Hey. 222 00:08:12,050 --> 00:08:14,130 So I finished correcting your practice test. 223 00:08:14,154 --> 00:08:15,811 - Yeah? - You got seven right. 224 00:08:15,836 --> 00:08:16,660 Is that good? 225 00:08:16,685 --> 00:08:18,005 Out of 60. 226 00:08:18,029 --> 00:08:20,844 That's terrible! That's terrible. 227 00:08:20,868 --> 00:08:22,804 Oh man, this is bad. This is really bad. 228 00:08:22,805 --> 00:08:23,850 I'm hopeless. 229 00:08:23,874 --> 00:08:25,954 I just feel like I'm choking under the pressure. 230 00:08:25,978 --> 00:08:27,190 Don't give up. New approach. 231 00:08:27,214 --> 00:08:29,627 I saw this Tik Tok of these kids doing a dance 232 00:08:29,651 --> 00:08:31,164 to memorize test answers. 233 00:08:31,188 --> 00:08:34,660 This-is this a moonwalk? Are we still allowed to do that? 234 00:08:34,661 --> 00:08:35,539 You'll see. 235 00:08:35,563 --> 00:08:36,978 First you get the answers in your body 236 00:08:37,003 --> 00:08:38,680 and then you get them in your mind. 237 00:08:38,704 --> 00:08:40,182 These are the answers in your body? 238 00:08:40,206 --> 00:08:41,108 Are you OK? 239 00:08:41,109 --> 00:08:43,412 Just thinking about The Constitution. 240 00:08:43,714 --> 00:08:45,182 - That's what that is? - Yeah. 241 00:08:45,751 --> 00:08:47,731 I felt something on the bottom. 242 00:08:47,755 --> 00:08:48,800 Where did we get this bin? 243 00:08:48,824 --> 00:08:50,236 I got it from behind the kennels. 244 00:08:50,260 --> 00:08:51,137 Behind the kennels? 245 00:08:51,161 --> 00:08:51,864 Yeah. 246 00:08:51,865 --> 00:08:53,232 You're doing a great job. 247 00:08:58,342 --> 00:08:59,955 Order for Shred? 248 00:08:59,979 --> 00:09:01,816 - Yes! - Two BLT's to go. 249 00:09:02,217 --> 00:09:03,418 Thank you. 250 00:09:03,419 --> 00:09:05,724 Hey, hey. Hold on. 251 00:09:05,725 --> 00:09:07,069 Uh, this is a little crazy 252 00:09:07,093 --> 00:09:09,097 but what are the chances your name is Shred 253 00:09:09,098 --> 00:09:11,268 and you ordered the exact same thing as me? 254 00:09:12,236 --> 00:09:14,140 Busted. Sorry. 255 00:09:14,141 --> 00:09:17,289 It's OK. I'll let you off with a warning. 256 00:09:17,313 --> 00:09:18,313 Thanks. 257 00:09:18,850 --> 00:09:21,020 I see you uh, got the loaner jacket. 258 00:09:21,021 --> 00:09:23,769 No, this is mine. I actually lost 100 pounds. 259 00:09:23,793 --> 00:09:24,738 Impressive. 260 00:09:24,762 --> 00:09:25,605 Thank you. 261 00:09:25,630 --> 00:09:27,466 Would you like a vintage cough lozenge? 262 00:09:27,467 --> 00:09:28,946 Um, no thank you, 263 00:09:28,970 --> 00:09:31,418 'cause I'm actually not an 80-year-old woman. 264 00:09:31,442 --> 00:09:33,723 - I get that. - Mmhmm. 265 00:09:33,747 --> 00:09:37,052 Um, anyway, I gotta get back to my pond, 266 00:09:37,053 --> 00:09:39,033 chasing a swan on the 17th hole. 267 00:09:39,057 --> 00:09:41,037 - Ooh, 17th hole? - Mmhmm. 268 00:09:41,061 --> 00:09:42,139 Could I walk with you? 269 00:09:42,163 --> 00:09:45,179 There's usually an unattended drink cart over there. 270 00:09:45,203 --> 00:09:50,312 You can absolutely walk with me. What the hell? 271 00:09:50,313 --> 00:09:51,993 I keep finding stuff in these pockets. 272 00:09:52,017 --> 00:09:53,920 It's truly crazy to watch. 273 00:09:56,325 --> 00:09:57,303 Shall we? 274 00:09:57,327 --> 00:09:59,530 I've already said yes. 275 00:09:59,531 --> 00:10:00,531 Alright, swan. 276 00:10:00,768 --> 00:10:05,376 Get ready for a beautiful mating call from 1980... whatever. 277 00:10:11,723 --> 00:10:13,168 I might be a little rusty. 278 00:10:21,776 --> 00:10:23,455 Have you seen my ball? 279 00:10:23,479 --> 00:10:24,514 Oh, you again. 280 00:10:25,851 --> 00:10:27,329 It's an orange Titleist. 281 00:10:27,353 --> 00:10:28,398 I haven't. 282 00:10:28,422 --> 00:10:29,400 It's orange. 283 00:10:29,424 --> 00:10:30,804 OK. 284 00:10:30,828 --> 00:10:32,039 I'm looking for a white swan. 285 00:10:32,063 --> 00:10:34,543 Should we just name the color of things? 286 00:10:34,567 --> 00:10:35,914 Green, grass. Your turn. 287 00:10:35,938 --> 00:10:37,240 OK, thank you. 288 00:10:46,526 --> 00:10:47,971 El Diablo Blanco. 289 00:10:49,097 --> 00:10:51,001 I'd recognize that hiss anywhere. 290 00:10:53,239 --> 00:10:55,687 Shred exclamation point, I have spotted the swan, 291 00:10:55,711 --> 00:10:59,294 exclamation point, come back ASAP, exclamation point, 292 00:10:59,318 --> 00:11:00,318 send message. 293 00:11:00,721 --> 00:11:02,300 No, don't type "send message ". 294 00:11:02,324 --> 00:11:05,029 No, don't type? no don't send message. 295 00:11:06,967 --> 00:11:08,836 Five, six, seven, eight. 296 00:11:08,837 --> 00:11:11,084 Health and Energy, Transportation, 297 00:11:11,108 --> 00:11:13,388 Homeland Security, Education. 298 00:11:13,412 --> 00:11:17,695 Labor, State, Commerce, HUD, Veteran's Affairs. 299 00:11:17,720 --> 00:11:18,631 Agriculture? 300 00:11:18,655 --> 00:11:19,901 Yeah, I feel like this isn't working. 301 00:11:19,925 --> 00:11:23,075 Like-well, it's not like I can do the dance on the test, so... 302 00:11:23,099 --> 00:11:24,711 I feel like the boots are weighing you down. 303 00:11:24,735 --> 00:11:28,251 Why don't you use my spare jazz shoes I keep in my desk? 304 00:11:28,275 --> 00:11:30,289 I think we're both a size eight, so... 305 00:11:30,313 --> 00:11:32,126 Oh wow, you know everyone's shoe size 306 00:11:32,150 --> 00:11:34,497 yet somehow you misplace my very important mail. 307 00:11:34,521 --> 00:11:36,234 How does that happen? 308 00:11:36,258 --> 00:11:38,161 Uh, let's just focus on the dance. 309 00:11:38,162 --> 00:11:39,073 No, the dance is stupid 310 00:11:39,097 --> 00:11:41,011 and I'm gonna get deported, you numpty. 311 00:11:41,035 --> 00:11:43,038 I don't really think it's necessary to say things 312 00:11:43,039 --> 00:11:44,673 that I'm pretty sure are meant to be hurtful. 313 00:11:44,674 --> 00:11:47,122 And maybe if you'd just studied just a little bit 314 00:11:47,146 --> 00:11:48,959 we wouldn't really be in this situation. 315 00:11:48,983 --> 00:11:50,329 Wow, you're gonna turn this around on me? 316 00:11:50,353 --> 00:11:53,402 Because you were the one who lost my mail. 317 00:11:53,426 --> 00:11:55,339 But you leave things to the very last second 318 00:11:55,363 --> 00:11:57,633 and that's a quality that you have. 319 00:11:57,634 --> 00:11:59,815 Wow, OK. So you wanna go global. 320 00:11:59,839 --> 00:12:01,098 You wanna talk about qualities. 321 00:12:01,123 --> 00:12:02,078 - Yeah? - Yeah. 322 00:12:02,103 --> 00:12:02,987 OK, I have heaps. 323 00:12:03,012 --> 00:12:03,946 You always? 324 00:12:03,971 --> 00:12:05,346 You know, I? nope, I have changed my mind. 325 00:12:05,371 --> 00:12:06,448 Heaps sounds like too much. 326 00:12:06,473 --> 00:12:09,033 Afraid of confrontation. That's definitely one. 327 00:12:09,057 --> 00:12:10,185 Well, confront this. 328 00:12:10,210 --> 00:12:12,496 I am no longer so sure about your bangs. 329 00:12:12,497 --> 00:12:13,432 My what? 330 00:12:13,433 --> 00:12:15,102 Your fringe. 331 00:12:17,507 --> 00:12:18,507 OK. 332 00:12:19,345 --> 00:12:22,660 A lot of people in this office got a fringe because of me. 333 00:12:22,684 --> 00:12:24,732 Sue in dispatch, you think she just has the confidence 334 00:12:24,756 --> 00:12:28,061 to get a fringe all by herself? No. I talked her into that. 335 00:12:29,331 --> 00:12:32,046 Mm. This is the prettiest spot on the whole course. 336 00:12:32,070 --> 00:12:34,116 I used to nanny for a family that are members here 337 00:12:34,140 --> 00:12:36,388 and I still use their number to sneak in. 338 00:12:36,412 --> 00:12:39,350 People don't seem to mind, except, you know, security. 339 00:12:39,351 --> 00:12:42,499 Well, I've been known to pocket an extra bagel or two 340 00:12:42,523 --> 00:12:46,231 from the continental breakfast. When I was on tour. 341 00:12:46,232 --> 00:12:47,376 What were you on tour for? 342 00:12:47,400 --> 00:12:48,701 This is gonna sound like a brag 343 00:12:48,726 --> 00:12:52,186 but I used to be a professional snowboarder. 344 00:12:52,464 --> 00:12:53,743 Until I blew out my ACL. 345 00:12:53,768 --> 00:12:54,768 I blew out my ACL. 346 00:12:54,793 --> 00:12:56,196 - What? - Really? 347 00:12:56,472 --> 00:12:58,104 But in a real sport, platform diving. 348 00:12:58,188 --> 00:13:00,235 -Is... that's a real? -It is. 349 00:13:00,259 --> 00:13:01,438 - Cool. - Right or left? 350 00:13:01,462 --> 00:13:02,941 I blew out my left. 351 00:13:02,965 --> 00:13:03,873 Right. 352 00:13:04,297 --> 00:13:05,837 We'd be terrible in a three-legged race. 353 00:13:05,862 --> 00:13:07,022 Just awful. 354 00:13:10,981 --> 00:13:12,951 This sandwich is incredible, by the way. 355 00:13:12,952 --> 00:13:13,952 Right. 356 00:13:13,953 --> 00:13:15,632 Oh god. Oh god! 357 00:13:15,656 --> 00:13:16,467 What? 358 00:13:16,491 --> 00:13:17,904 One of us is eating Frank's sandwich! 359 00:13:17,928 --> 00:13:18,847 Who's Frank? 360 00:13:18,872 --> 00:13:22,456 I'm so sorry but I have to go. But this has been amazing. 361 00:13:22,738 --> 00:13:23,716 Can I have your number? 362 00:13:23,740 --> 00:13:24,650 - Sure. - Really? 363 00:13:24,674 --> 00:13:25,710 Yeah. 364 00:13:26,678 --> 00:13:28,291 That's crazy. 365 00:13:28,315 --> 00:13:30,228 ...jeans and a leather jacket, 366 00:13:30,252 --> 00:13:31,665 jeans and a leather jacket. 367 00:13:31,689 --> 00:13:33,468 Oh my god. 368 00:13:33,492 --> 00:13:35,461 Yo! Mind if I hitch a ride back to the green? 369 00:13:35,462 --> 00:13:36,240 Thank you. 370 00:13:36,264 --> 00:13:37,376 I actually really have to go, 371 00:13:37,400 --> 00:13:40,015 but this was great and you should call me. 372 00:13:40,039 --> 00:13:41,151 - OK. - Yeah. 373 00:13:41,175 --> 00:13:41,985 - Hi. - I will. 374 00:13:42,010 --> 00:13:43,712 - Thank you. - I will. I will call. 375 00:13:43,713 --> 00:13:44,713 Floor it, Johnny! 376 00:13:45,717 --> 00:13:48,322 Wait, what's your name?! 377 00:13:50,193 --> 00:13:52,229 Her name can't be sandwich. 378 00:14:04,287 --> 00:14:06,391 Where are you, dirty bird? 379 00:14:12,303 --> 00:14:16,611 Oh, the sky? The domain of cowards? 380 00:14:22,256 --> 00:14:25,496 I've learned some new moves since we last danced! 381 00:14:26,431 --> 00:14:28,779 I'm stuck! I can't move! 382 00:14:28,803 --> 00:14:30,583 I can't move! 383 00:14:30,607 --> 00:14:32,687 - Frank! - Stupid... majestic... avian... 384 00:14:32,711 --> 00:14:33,756 I'm coming! 385 00:14:33,780 --> 00:14:35,648 It's too late! Where were you? 386 00:14:35,649 --> 00:14:36,657 I met a girl. 387 00:14:36,682 --> 00:14:38,967 Did you abandon her in a pond, as well? 388 00:14:38,991 --> 00:14:39,952 One sec. 389 00:14:39,977 --> 00:14:42,206 Get in here! I'm stuck! 390 00:14:42,230 --> 00:14:44,466 Oh, take your time. What's with the sport coat? 391 00:14:44,467 --> 00:14:46,213 Did you have a first communion? 392 00:14:46,237 --> 00:14:48,017 I'm coming! 393 00:14:48,041 --> 00:14:49,988 You brought the sandwiches at least, right? 394 00:14:50,012 --> 00:14:52,521 Um, there was a slight issue with the? 395 00:14:52,546 --> 00:14:53,821 - I'm gonna kill you. - I'm sorry. 396 00:14:53,846 --> 00:14:55,790 Dereliction of duty, sandwich forgetfulness. 397 00:14:55,791 --> 00:14:57,528 You are on a roll, Shred! 398 00:14:57,553 --> 00:14:58,588 - Come here! - OK. 399 00:14:58,613 --> 00:15:00,074 - Grab me out of here. - OK. 400 00:15:00,176 --> 00:15:00,924 Go! 401 00:15:00,982 --> 00:15:02,182 Fore! 402 00:15:07,380 --> 00:15:10,586 Well, at least they said it first this time. 403 00:15:14,294 --> 00:15:16,330 I'm so pissed at Emily. 404 00:15:16,331 --> 00:15:17,557 Alright, if you're gonna stay here 405 00:15:17,582 --> 00:15:18,846 can you hand me Frank's shampoo? 406 00:15:18,870 --> 00:15:20,015 The volumizing one? 407 00:15:20,039 --> 00:15:21,484 - Yeah, I got it. - Alright. 408 00:15:21,508 --> 00:15:24,174 So I'm totally gonna fail this test, right? 409 00:15:24,199 --> 00:15:25,769 Well, you should have thought about studying. 410 00:15:25,794 --> 00:15:27,296 I will fight you! I'm ready to go. 411 00:15:27,320 --> 00:15:28,565 Relax, it's gonna work out. 412 00:15:28,589 --> 00:15:30,626 My father took the same test years ago, 413 00:15:30,627 --> 00:15:32,339 passed with flying colors by the way. 414 00:15:32,363 --> 00:15:33,542 - Are you kidding? - No, he passed. 415 00:15:33,566 --> 00:15:34,934 -Have you just been? -He did really well. 416 00:15:34,935 --> 00:15:36,570 You've just been sitting on that information? 417 00:15:36,571 --> 00:15:37,606 Let's call him. 418 00:15:37,631 --> 00:15:39,343 No, we only talk on Tuesdays and Saturdays. 419 00:15:39,344 --> 00:15:41,324 I call them on a Thursday it'll be weird. 420 00:15:41,348 --> 00:15:43,128 Call them or I'll open the curtain. 421 00:15:43,152 --> 00:15:45,155 Do not... do not... I hate when you do that. 422 00:15:45,623 --> 00:15:47,560 Ha, trunks in the shower. I knew it. 423 00:15:48,863 --> 00:15:50,409 You need to be deported, OK? 424 00:15:50,433 --> 00:15:52,603 I should call them myself, tell them to get rid of you. 425 00:15:53,840 --> 00:15:55,185 - Fine, I'll do it. - Ya! 426 00:15:55,209 --> 00:15:56,411 Thank you. 427 00:15:57,915 --> 00:15:58,915 Before the swan comes back 428 00:15:59,150 --> 00:16:01,497 and I pin you down with ten stakes to offer you up as bait 429 00:16:01,521 --> 00:16:04,103 I wanna know what happened with my sandwich and don't lie. 430 00:16:04,127 --> 00:16:05,295 They're inside me. 431 00:16:06,517 --> 00:16:07,433 And the girl. 432 00:16:07,497 --> 00:16:09,413 So while you were lady and the tramp-ing my BLT 433 00:16:09,437 --> 00:16:11,607 I was going nose to nose with the white devil? 434 00:16:11,608 --> 00:16:12,552 Look, I'm sorry. 435 00:16:12,576 --> 00:16:14,423 I get that this bird did a number on you 436 00:16:14,447 --> 00:16:16,283 and he took your portable record player. 437 00:16:16,284 --> 00:16:17,363 It's a Disc-man! 438 00:16:17,387 --> 00:16:18,330 And you know what? 439 00:16:18,355 --> 00:16:19,783 Rick would have brought me the sandwiches, 440 00:16:19,808 --> 00:16:22,707 and a grape soda I didn't even ask for, because he just knew. 441 00:16:22,731 --> 00:16:24,177 He was a real partner. 442 00:16:24,201 --> 00:16:26,270 Well, a real partner would be happy for me 443 00:16:26,271 --> 00:16:27,539 because I just met the first girl 444 00:16:27,540 --> 00:16:30,422 that might actually help me forget about Emily. 445 00:16:30,446 --> 00:16:32,550 I wish the swan had pecked out my ear drums. 446 00:16:36,760 --> 00:16:38,361 Uh, Frank? 447 00:16:40,165 --> 00:16:41,534 He's right behind me, isn't he? 448 00:16:42,564 --> 00:16:43,306 Yep. 449 00:16:43,506 --> 00:16:45,419 What's wrong? Family OK, kids OK? 450 00:16:45,443 --> 00:16:46,554 Hi Dad, no, everything's fine. 451 00:16:46,578 --> 00:16:48,291 Why are you calling on Thursday? 452 00:16:48,315 --> 00:16:49,928 Why he is calling on Thursday? 453 00:16:49,952 --> 00:16:52,500 Hey mom, everything's fine. We're fine, mom. 454 00:16:52,524 --> 00:16:54,326 Guys, can you turn the heat up? You're rich. 455 00:16:54,327 --> 00:16:55,896 Can you let me pay for it? How about that? 456 00:16:55,897 --> 00:16:57,276 Oh, mister money bags. 457 00:16:57,300 --> 00:16:58,512 Hi work bestie. 458 00:16:58,536 --> 00:16:59,939 - Hey girl. - Hi. 459 00:17:00,173 --> 00:17:02,552 Amit says you did really well on your US citizenship test 460 00:17:02,576 --> 00:17:04,357 and I would love any advice. 461 00:17:04,381 --> 00:17:06,862 Flashcards, laminated so you can bring them everywhere. 462 00:17:06,863 --> 00:17:08,121 - OK. - He bought a laminator. 463 00:17:08,455 --> 00:17:09,768 What happens if they get wet? 464 00:17:09,792 --> 00:17:11,271 Why would they get wet? 465 00:17:11,295 --> 00:17:12,964 What if they want to study in the hot tub? 466 00:17:12,965 --> 00:17:14,309 Dad, will you tutor her? 467 00:17:14,333 --> 00:17:15,333 Pretty please? 468 00:17:15,536 --> 00:17:18,385 Of course, if you tell me the real reason why you called. 469 00:17:18,409 --> 00:17:19,609 This? This is the reason. 470 00:17:19,610 --> 00:17:21,581 Amit, stop lying to us. 471 00:17:23,218 --> 00:17:24,320 Oh my god! 472 00:17:25,223 --> 00:17:26,896 Ahhh!!! It's got my hair! 473 00:17:26,921 --> 00:17:27,955 - Get it off! - I can't get in... 474 00:17:27,980 --> 00:17:29,717 Get it off! It's in my hair! 475 00:17:30,767 --> 00:17:31,812 Oh god. 476 00:17:33,171 --> 00:17:34,517 OK, OK, grab the jacket. 477 00:17:34,541 --> 00:17:35,419 I have to return it. 478 00:17:35,443 --> 00:17:36,746 Give me the jacket! 479 00:17:37,313 --> 00:17:39,795 Just be careful with it. They have my card on file! 480 00:17:39,819 --> 00:17:40,819 Throw me the jacket! 481 00:17:42,256 --> 00:17:43,869 Come on. Come on. 482 00:17:43,893 --> 00:17:45,639 Come here you dumb bird! 483 00:17:45,663 --> 00:17:48,568 Yeah. You're about to go out in style. 484 00:17:51,943 --> 00:17:52,956 We got a birdie! 485 00:17:54,681 --> 00:17:56,294 Shoot! Shred! 486 00:17:57,486 --> 00:17:58,933 Wooo! Bagged him! 487 00:17:58,957 --> 00:17:59,957 Oh, yeah! 488 00:18:00,159 --> 00:18:02,362 You stole my Disc-man and my Prince's Greatest Hits CD, 489 00:18:02,363 --> 00:18:04,243 and now you're about to find out what it's like 490 00:18:04,267 --> 00:18:05,535 when a swan cries. 491 00:18:05,536 --> 00:18:07,249 Wait, woah. Hey, Frank, woah, woah! 492 00:18:07,273 --> 00:18:08,251 Frank! Walk it off! 493 00:18:08,275 --> 00:18:09,755 OK, OK. 494 00:18:09,779 --> 00:18:10,727 I'm fine! 495 00:18:10,752 --> 00:18:12,751 Going to the clubhouse for a drink. 496 00:18:20,466 --> 00:18:22,513 Patel's dad's marking my practice test. 497 00:18:22,537 --> 00:18:23,648 I'm a bit nervous. 498 00:18:23,672 --> 00:18:25,787 Well, I was eavesdropping on you with the flash cards, 499 00:18:25,811 --> 00:18:27,512 you were killing it. 500 00:18:27,513 --> 00:18:28,992 I think I've studied too much today. 501 00:18:29,016 --> 00:18:30,652 My brain needs alcohol. 502 00:18:30,653 --> 00:18:31,956 Do you wanna get a drink? 503 00:18:32,924 --> 00:18:36,007 Wait, aren't we in the middle of, like, a massive fight? 504 00:18:36,031 --> 00:18:37,442 Can it be over? 505 00:18:37,466 --> 00:18:39,480 I'm really, really bad at apologizing. 506 00:18:39,504 --> 00:18:41,350 No, you don't have to apologize, I do. 507 00:18:41,374 --> 00:18:43,580 I dunked on your fringe. 508 00:18:43,604 --> 00:18:45,626 - I'm so sorry. - Me too. 509 00:18:45,650 --> 00:18:47,720 This is a huge relief because I thought me and you 510 00:18:47,721 --> 00:18:48,833 were just like 511 00:18:48,857 --> 00:18:51,237 What, the friendship? Just dead? 512 00:18:51,261 --> 00:18:52,464 - Yeah. - Friends fight all the time. 513 00:18:52,731 --> 00:18:54,043 We're gonna have tons of fights. 514 00:18:54,067 --> 00:18:54,975 - Really? - Yeah. 515 00:18:55,000 --> 00:18:56,303 Knock-downs, I promise. 516 00:18:56,304 --> 00:18:57,349 If I don't get deported. 517 00:18:57,373 --> 00:19:01,648 Wait, no, that is not gonna happen... Ya numpty. 518 00:19:03,518 --> 00:19:05,265 I do find the accent offensive. 519 00:19:10,066 --> 00:19:11,068 Hi. 520 00:19:11,268 --> 00:19:15,418 Well, Victoria, 15 out of 60. We've got some work to do. 521 00:19:15,442 --> 00:19:19,026 Hey, that's eight better than I got last time. 522 00:19:19,050 --> 00:19:19,995 Right. 523 00:19:20,019 --> 00:19:21,564 USA! USA! 524 00:19:21,588 --> 00:19:22,609 We'll keep at it. 525 00:19:22,634 --> 00:19:24,337 We don't want Amit to lose his partner. 526 00:19:24,361 --> 00:19:26,640 By the way, he's doing such a great job around the office, 527 00:19:26,664 --> 00:19:28,745 you know, balancing it all, 528 00:19:28,769 --> 00:19:30,515 especially with Maya at home on bedrest. 529 00:19:30,539 --> 00:19:32,609 - Maya is on bedrest? - Bedrest?! 530 00:19:32,610 --> 00:19:34,925 - Is everything OK? - Oh my god! Why is? 531 00:19:36,017 --> 00:19:37,320 - Oh. - Oh. 532 00:19:38,255 --> 00:19:40,770 Feels like I kinda kicked something off there, doesn't it? 533 00:19:40,794 --> 00:19:41,862 It does. Yeah. 534 00:19:42,263 --> 00:19:43,909 Where do I return this jacket? 535 00:19:43,933 --> 00:19:44,968 Oh, I'll handle it. 536 00:19:47,474 --> 00:19:49,744 I'm never getting that deposit back, am I? 537 00:19:49,745 --> 00:19:52,549 Those bastards gave me a ticket? 538 00:19:57,928 --> 00:19:59,497 For $200? 539 00:20:00,499 --> 00:20:03,104 Hold on. I have an idea. 540 00:20:03,873 --> 00:20:06,343 Releasing this evil back on these wealthy douche bags 541 00:20:06,344 --> 00:20:07,790 is a really good idea, Shred. 542 00:20:07,814 --> 00:20:10,028 I mean, it's literally opposite of what we're paid to do, 543 00:20:10,052 --> 00:20:11,922 but it's really fun. 544 00:20:13,351 --> 00:20:15,073 Rick never would have thought of this, huh? 545 00:20:15,098 --> 00:20:17,911 Absolutely not, but he would have remembered the BLT's, 546 00:20:17,935 --> 00:20:19,402 so it's a wash. 547 00:20:19,403 --> 00:20:20,384 It's OK, buddy. 548 00:20:20,409 --> 00:20:21,818 You come out whenever you're ready. 549 00:20:21,842 --> 00:20:23,040 You know, it's kinda symbolic. 550 00:20:23,065 --> 00:20:24,958 You're letting go of your decades long feud 551 00:20:24,982 --> 00:20:26,417 with this bird, and me? 552 00:20:26,418 --> 00:20:27,830 I'm letting go of my feelings for Emily. 553 00:20:27,854 --> 00:20:30,168 Yeah, I can tell by how you constantly bring her up. 554 00:20:30,192 --> 00:20:31,504 Hmm. 555 00:20:31,528 --> 00:20:32,528 Alright, fine. 556 00:20:32,529 --> 00:20:33,574 Tell me about this mystery woman 557 00:20:33,598 --> 00:20:35,445 who has questionable taste in men. What's her name? 558 00:20:35,469 --> 00:20:37,048 See? I don't know, that's the thing. 559 00:20:37,072 --> 00:20:38,217 She gave me her number, 560 00:20:38,241 --> 00:20:42,392 but instead of her name she just put a sandwich emoji. 561 00:20:42,416 --> 00:20:43,763 No! No! 562 00:20:43,787 --> 00:20:47,369 El Diablo, drop the phone! Drop the phone! 563 00:20:47,393 --> 00:20:48,528 Let him go. 564 00:20:50,934 --> 00:20:52,036 He loves gadgets. 565 00:20:55,442 --> 00:20:56,788 Mmhmm. Yeah, Dad. 566 00:20:56,812 --> 00:20:58,557 Mmhmm. 567 00:20:58,581 --> 00:21:00,529 Oh, you're coming in tomorrow, that's so soon. 568 00:21:00,553 --> 00:21:01,699 Oh, great. 569 00:21:01,723 --> 00:21:03,793 Hey, can you hold on a second? Maya's on the other line. 570 00:21:05,529 --> 00:21:07,833 Maya's not on the other line, is she? 571 00:21:07,834 --> 00:21:09,446 No, Maya's not speaking to me. 572 00:21:09,470 --> 00:21:10,548 Oh. 573 00:21:10,572 --> 00:21:12,619 Yeah, my parents are showing up tomorrow indefinitely. 574 00:21:12,643 --> 00:21:13,645 Indefinitely. 575 00:21:13,913 --> 00:21:16,627 Also, Maya does know about the skunk 'cause I still reek, 576 00:21:16,651 --> 00:21:18,632 so I'm having to sleep in the minivan every night. 577 00:21:18,656 --> 00:21:20,424 Are you mad at me? 578 00:21:20,425 --> 00:21:21,972 Why would I? why would I be mad you? 579 00:21:21,996 --> 00:21:23,374 OK. 580 00:21:23,398 --> 00:21:24,139 No. 581 00:21:24,164 --> 00:21:25,645 Alright. You're my favorite employee. 582 00:21:25,669 --> 00:21:27,707 Oh, thank you. 583 00:21:31,214 --> 00:21:32,125 Hi Dad. 584 00:21:32,668 --> 00:21:34,345 No, no, no, no, Maya's fine, Maya's fine. 585 00:21:34,370 --> 00:21:36,802 No, she just needed some food. No, no, Mom, we don't need food. 586 00:21:36,826 --> 00:21:38,194 Don't bring the food, Mom! 587 00:21:38,195 --> 00:21:39,195 Mom! 588 00:21:39,219 --> 00:21:43,046 ? Subtitling formatting by Alice ? ? www.addic7ed.com ?