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Previously on Young Sheldon...

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I now pronounce you husband and wife.

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You may kiss the bride.

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We'd like to pay for a honeymoon.

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What would you say

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to an all-expenses-paid
weekend at Dollywood?

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- Shut up.
- Oh, my God.

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Thank you.

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Huh? Oh, that ain't good.

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Connie Tucker, please stop running.

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Why are you handcuffed?

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I was just... taking
the baby for a walk,

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and Cagney and Lacey here

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decided that I was evading arrest.

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How's that feel?

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Unnecessary.

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You ran from the police.

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You're a flight risk.

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She can't run. She got a funky hip.

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- She can barely waddle.
- Watch it.

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You got a 50-yard radius from the base.

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It'll beep when you
get close to the edge.

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If you cross it, we get a call.

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If you tamper with it, we get a call.

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Will it give her a little zap?

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No.

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Well, how's she gonna learn?

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Will it beep if I kill him?

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As long as it's within
50 yards, go for it.

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I can't leave the house?

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What the hell am I
supposed to do all day?

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I am way ahead of you. See?

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I stopped and I picked up puzzles.

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Got us the Grand Canyon
and Dogs Playing Poker.

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If I were to run right now,
would you shoot me?

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- Synced & corrected by MementMori -
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Ooh. I found a corner.

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- Congratulations.
- Oh, come on.

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We can have a little fun.

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I have lost my business,
I have lost my home,

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I have lost my freedom,
and you want to have fun?

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A little fun.

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Do you not understand?
I could be going to jail.

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Oh, come on, please.

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They're not gonna send a sweet
old grandma to the pokey.

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Well, I hope not.

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Ah. Well, tell me something
if you would.

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Is that sky or water?

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Let me see it.

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It's a good thing that
didn't go 50 yards.

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You can still get it.

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Hey, we're back.

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Hey, hi.

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Where's my little girl?

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Um, she's with Mary.

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Why?

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Well, how do I put this?

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What the heck is that?

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I'm under house arrest.

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Why?

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We got busted.

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- We?
- Me.

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Do they know about Georgie?

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No, of course not.

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Your grandma's not a snitch.

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Which, by the way, will serve you well

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if you end up in the slammer.

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The pokey, the slammer.
What is it with you?

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I like cop shows. You learn things.

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What about the Laundromat,
the video store?

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They shut everything down.

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God. So what are we gonna do for money?

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- Yeah.
- That's an excellent question.

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How was Dollywood?

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Magical. What are we
gonna do about money?

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- Hey.
- Hello.

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Studying for a test?

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Studying to take the bar exam.

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Meemaw's going to need a smart
lawyer. By the time we find one,

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I could just learn how to do it.

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- Seriously?
- Common law was invented

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by a bunch of English farmers
in the Middle Ages.

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I think I can hack it.

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All right, what do you got?

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Well, have you ever heard of
Vincent "The Chin" Gigante?

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He a boxer?

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He was originally. Good for you.

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But he's better known
as a major crime boss

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who managed to stay out of prison

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by employing the legal
doctrine of mens rea.

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Which is?

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He pretended to be nuts.

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He wandered the streets
of New York in a bathrobe,

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he had poor personal hygiene,
he mumbled to himself...

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all the cuckoo classics.

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Yeah. If you need someone to testify

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that she's off her rocker,
you give me a call.

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Thank you.

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Toilet's backed up.

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What? Don't look at me. I just got home.

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Yeah, but it's had years of you.

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I'll check it out.

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Come on, little buddy.

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You can do it.

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Talk to me.

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There you go.

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Let it out.

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Aah!

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Years.

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_

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Here's the estimate.
I'm gonna need 50% down

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- to get started.
- Are you kidding me?

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We're fixing a toilet, not buying a car.

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Good thing I wasn't going to college.

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Nothing's wrong with your
toilet. Septic tank is shot.

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What's a septic tank?

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It's basically a big container
under the backyard

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that's filled up with all your...
bathroom business.

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Ew! I played in that yard.

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Missy, not now. Come on, Phil.

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Isn't there some kind of
friends and family discount?

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I mean, we went to high school together.

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Yeah, and you were mean to me.

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Oh, come on! I-I was mad
at the world, not just you!

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I ate that dirt.

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- Did he fix it?
- Not quite.

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And he's still a weasel.

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- What'd he do?
- Look.

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- What a weasel.
- What are we gonna do?

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I mean, we're six people.
We need a toilet.

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Don't worry. Georgie, come with me.

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- Where are we going?
- I got a plan.

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- Is it a good plan?
- Yeah.

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All right. So I believe
that completes the sky.

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Satisfying, huh?

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So, what do you think?

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Want to get some exercise,

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go for a walk until you start beeping?

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Ha, ha, ha. It's not funny.

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My life is in shambles, and
I'm too old to start over.

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Oh, come on.

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You are not too old.

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Now, listen, you are a smart,
vibrant, perky woman.

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- Perky?
- Well, yeah, compared to me.

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And I'll tell you another thing.

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Your life's not over.

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You are writing a new chapter
in the book of you.

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A book where a perky heroine rises up

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and...

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And what?

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I don't know. Y-You want to get drunk?

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- Yes.
- Great.

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I'm gonna run to the liquor store.
You want to come with me?

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- Dale!
- Right. Okay.

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Be back in a jiffy.

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God help me, I love him.

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All right, just a little bit more.

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Oh, easy, easy. There you go.

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Yeah.

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- Not bad, huh?
- I don't know.

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Might look better by the fence.

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Look better?

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It's a big plastic crap house.

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Oh, dear Lord.

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You wanted a toilet? Voilą.

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- Where did you get it?
- From the high school.

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We got, like, ten of 'em
for visiting teams.

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Yeah... give it a whirl.

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I'd rather die.

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- Is there a light inside?
- No.

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Trust me, that's a good thing.

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We'll just tie a flashlight
to the handle.

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Huh. I always wondered what
rock bottom would look like.

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Come on, at least check it out.

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I checked, I'm out.

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- I can't thank y'all enough.
- Oh, don't be silly.

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- Stay as long as you need.
- It's only temporary.

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Whatever. We're just
thrilled to have you

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and the baby here.

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And me, too, right?

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Yes, you'll be here, too.

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Well, let me give you a hand.

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- Oh. Thanks.
- Now, Georgie,

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if the police come for you,
what should we tell them?

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- Mom.
- I'm sorry.

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I've never harbored a fugitive before.

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Mom!

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Who's that guy?

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It's Donny Osmond.

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Never heard of him.

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You know, Donny and Marie?

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Sometimes I forget how old you are.

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Thank you.

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I'm sorry about my mom.

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You kidding? We got a double bed

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and an indoor bathroom.

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She can spit in my Corn Flakes,
and I'm a happy camper.

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Good, 'cause she might.

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Don't worry. I'll win her over.

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She thinks you ruined my life.

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So? You thought I ruined your life,

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and you married me.

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I called it.

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I said no good would
come of this marriage.

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Yeah, yeah, you said it a lot.

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You said it at the wedding.

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But, uh, still, you know, I...

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I think you could be
a little nicer to him.

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Sure, I can also go out in the backyard

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and water the crabgrass.

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We're gonna be okay, right?

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Oh, of course.

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How can you be so sure?

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Hey, you didn't just marry a
pretty boy like Danny over here.

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- Donny.
- Yeah, him.

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You know, I'm the hardest
worker you'll ever meet.

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When I see something I want,
I don't stop till I get it.

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You are relentless.

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The good news is, with
Amanda back in the house,

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I can help her come to her senses.

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Good plan.

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Hey, uh, in the meantime,

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I was thinking of putting
Georgie to work at the store.

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There you go, watering the crabgrass.

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It's not charity, all right? He'll work.

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He's a criminal, Jim.

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And what I want is to take
care of you and CeeCee

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and maybe someday a
Georgie Junior Junior.

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You mean George the Third.

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No, that's too fancy.
He'd get his ass kicked.

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- Mm, yeah.
- And for your information,

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those little backroom slot
machines are all over town.

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How do you know?

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People tell me stuff.

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I... I just got...
I got one of them faces.

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I had a plan to avoid
using the porta-potty.

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I just had to get through the night

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until I could get back to
my dorm in the morning.

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I lowered my overall liquid intake,

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skipped my pre-bed chamomile tea,

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and gave my bladder a stern talking to.

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My bladder did not listen.

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I can do this.

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My body may have been weak,

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but my mind was strong.

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I just needed to think
about this situation

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in a different way.

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Instead of a porta-potty,
it was a TARDIS.

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Instead of Sheldon, I was Doctor Who,

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whose urine was ready to
travel through space and time.

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For those who aren't familiar,

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the TARDIS is bigger on the inside.

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This one, however,
was smellier on the inside.

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I can't do this.

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I'm not proud of this,

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but that night, I relieved myself

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inside Billy Sparks' chicken coop.

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Until my wife, those hens
were the only females

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I ever exposed myself to.

260
00:10:21,913 --> 00:10:23,800
I guess I could have left that part out.

261
00:10:24,380 --> 00:10:25,450
Oh, well.

262
00:10:26,420 --> 00:10:27,660
More bacon?

263
00:10:27,711 --> 00:10:28,760
Pile it on.

264
00:10:29,296 --> 00:10:30,330
Good morning.

265
00:10:30,380 --> 00:10:32,470
Morning. Have a seat.

266
00:10:33,520 --> 00:10:34,960
Georgie made us breakfast.

267
00:10:35,010 --> 00:10:36,760
- Isn't that nice?
- Oh, well, look at that.

268
00:10:36,810 --> 00:10:38,900
- Thank you.
- My pleasure.

269
00:10:38,920 --> 00:10:41,480
I guess I'll just have to run
to the supermarket later

270
00:10:41,510 --> 00:10:44,720
and get some more eggs for
that cake I was going to make.

271
00:10:46,360 --> 00:10:48,800
Oh, no problem. I-I can
go to the grocery store.

272
00:10:48,857 --> 00:10:51,680
Oh. Apparently we're
not job-hunting today.

273
00:10:51,735 --> 00:10:54,940
Oh, speaking of jobs.

274
00:10:56,260 --> 00:10:57,860
Good luck to you, son.

275
00:11:00,620 --> 00:11:02,740
Meemaw. Meemaw.

276
00:11:03,520 --> 00:11:04,680
Meemaw.

277
00:11:07,010 --> 00:11:08,110
What?

278
00:11:08,168 --> 00:11:10,060
Oh, my, you look terrible.

279
00:11:10,110 --> 00:11:11,240
Are you sick?

280
00:11:11,296 --> 00:11:13,450
Of life, yes.

281
00:11:13,506 --> 00:11:15,090
Oh, good. That's not contagious.

282
00:11:15,140 --> 00:11:17,370
Get in here. The light's killing me.

283
00:11:17,427 --> 00:11:19,580
You smell like alcohol. Yucky.

284
00:11:22,210 --> 00:11:24,000
Look who came to visit.

285
00:11:25,380 --> 00:11:27,300
- Oh, great.
- You will think it's great

286
00:11:27,320 --> 00:11:28,899
when you hear the
brilliant legal strategy

287
00:11:28,900 --> 00:11:30,550
I have to keep Meemaw out of prison.

288
00:11:30,607 --> 00:11:32,640
I thought you were a science guy.

289
00:11:32,692 --> 00:11:35,220
I am, but sometimes I
like to spread my wings.

290
00:11:35,278 --> 00:11:37,430
Oh, okay. Uh, proceed.

291
00:11:37,489 --> 00:11:39,320
- What do you got?
- It's simple.

292
00:11:39,340 --> 00:11:41,860
We argue under Article 46-B
of the Texas Penal Code

293
00:11:41,890 --> 00:11:44,900
that you're unfit to stand trial
due to mental incompetence.

294
00:11:44,955 --> 00:11:47,320
You-you want to tell 'em I'm crazy?

295
00:11:47,374 --> 00:11:49,780
Yes. And keep this look.
It really bolsters our case.

296
00:11:50,580 --> 00:11:53,330
- Has this worked before?
- It has.

297
00:11:53,380 --> 00:11:55,920
Oh. Well, that's good news.

298
00:11:55,970 --> 00:11:58,500
The bad news is, you'll probably
be institutionalized.

299
00:11:58,551 --> 00:12:01,830
You-you... you want me
to go to the nuthouse?

300
00:12:01,888 --> 00:12:03,960
I want you to stay out of prison.

301
00:12:04,015 --> 00:12:07,420
Oh, Moon Pie, thank you.
Thank you so much.

302
00:12:07,470 --> 00:12:10,400
I really do appreciate it, but I'm fine.

303
00:12:10,450 --> 00:12:13,320
You know, I have a buddy
whose nephew is a lawyer.

304
00:12:13,350 --> 00:12:14,760
He's gonna help us out.

305
00:12:14,818 --> 00:12:16,469
Is this because I haven't
passed the bar yet?

306
00:12:16,470 --> 00:12:18,640
Because that's just a formality.
A monkey could do it.

307
00:12:18,697 --> 00:12:21,900
No, I... I think that I'd just
feel a little more comfortable

308
00:12:21,920 --> 00:12:23,110
if I was getting advice

309
00:12:23,120 --> 00:12:27,690
from somebody who had a little
more professional experience.

310
00:12:27,747 --> 00:12:30,750
Okay. I mean, I've been doing
this for a day and a half,

311
00:12:30,770 --> 00:12:32,370
but suit yourself.

312
00:12:36,256 --> 00:12:39,270
Got your eggs, everything on the list.

313
00:12:39,320 --> 00:12:40,580
Thank you.

314
00:12:40,635 --> 00:12:42,419
Also filled out an application
to be a bag boy

315
00:12:42,420 --> 00:12:43,880
- while I was there.
- Oh.

316
00:12:43,930 --> 00:12:45,200
Wonderful.

317
00:12:45,250 --> 00:12:47,170
My son-in-law, the bag boy.

318
00:12:47,225 --> 00:12:48,600
It's only temporary.

319
00:12:48,620 --> 00:12:50,390
I'll make my way up to cashier,

320
00:12:50,400 --> 00:12:52,800
then night manager,
then manager-manager,

321
00:12:52,856 --> 00:12:54,680
then regional supervisor,

322
00:12:54,700 --> 00:12:57,090
then it's just a hop,
skip and a jump to HQ.

323
00:12:57,140 --> 00:12:58,470
That's short for headquarters.

324
00:12:58,528 --> 00:13:01,390
You can do all that without
a high school diploma?

325
00:13:01,448 --> 00:13:04,070
If you're a member of the can-do club.

326
00:13:06,020 --> 00:13:07,520
God help me.

327
00:13:08,780 --> 00:13:10,540
I'll just put these away.

328
00:13:15,740 --> 00:13:18,560
What's the can-do club, and
why is my mom so mad about it?

329
00:13:22,840 --> 00:13:24,500
What are you doing?

330
00:13:24,554 --> 00:13:25,980
Cleaning out these rain gutters.

331
00:13:26,030 --> 00:13:29,210
Otherwise, the water gets backed
up and wrecks havoc on your roof.

332
00:13:29,267 --> 00:13:31,590
Wreaks... havoc.

333
00:13:31,644 --> 00:13:34,560
No, I'm pretty sure it's wrecks,
'cause that's what it do.

334
00:13:38,060 --> 00:13:39,840
Oh, look at that.

335
00:13:40,520 --> 00:13:43,170
Audrey, is this your Wham-O?

336
00:13:44,410 --> 00:13:45,570
Audrey?

337
00:13:46,000 --> 00:13:49,240
And the wolf said, "I'm gonna huff

338
00:13:49,290 --> 00:13:53,250
and puff and blow your house down."

339
00:13:53,300 --> 00:13:55,610
Don't worry. Daddy'll never
let that happen to you.

340
00:13:55,668 --> 00:13:57,410
I'm gonna keep you safe.

341
00:13:57,462 --> 00:13:59,200
Uh-oh.

342
00:13:59,255 --> 00:14:00,940
Somebody needs a new diaper.

343
00:14:01,360 --> 00:14:03,080
Come on, let's get you one.

344
00:14:04,427 --> 00:14:07,610
Oh, hey. She's got you and
Mandy's good looks, but...

345
00:14:07,620 --> 00:14:09,790
phew... she poops like her dad.

346
00:14:09,849 --> 00:14:11,520
Lovely.

347
00:14:15,680 --> 00:14:17,640
Your grandma's coming around on me.

348
00:14:17,690 --> 00:14:19,970
Yeah, she is.

349
00:14:20,900 --> 00:14:23,060
The good news is, I've had
some encouraging talks

350
00:14:23,110 --> 00:14:25,072
with the district attorney,
and I think that we can...

351
00:14:25,073 --> 00:14:27,730
Hang on. How old are you?

352
00:14:27,784 --> 00:14:30,270
I know I look young, but I'm 24.

353
00:14:30,328 --> 00:14:32,690
You bring me a child attorney?

354
00:14:32,747 --> 00:14:35,530
Well, you were about to take
advice from a 14-year-old.

355
00:14:35,580 --> 00:14:37,200
Oh, who's that? I might know him.

356
00:14:37,250 --> 00:14:38,779
Oh, just finish up what you were saying.

357
00:14:38,780 --> 00:14:41,260
Right. A deal can be made
without going to trial.

358
00:14:41,310 --> 00:14:44,120
You plead guilty, pay a fine,
lose your business license,

359
00:14:44,170 --> 00:14:45,790
maybe some community service,

360
00:14:45,840 --> 00:14:47,750
probation, but no jail time.

361
00:14:47,800 --> 00:14:49,620
So I'll lose the gambling room,

362
00:14:49,670 --> 00:14:51,890
but I can keep the Laundromat

363
00:14:51,940 --> 00:14:53,460
- and the video store?
- No.

364
00:14:53,518 --> 00:14:55,819
Those are all considered a part
of the criminal enterprise.

365
00:14:55,820 --> 00:14:57,010
They get confiscated.

366
00:14:57,063 --> 00:14:59,970
- What if I fight it?
- On what grounds?

367
00:15:00,024 --> 00:15:02,250
I didn't have an illegal gambling room.

368
00:15:02,300 --> 00:15:04,450
I collected...

369
00:15:04,500 --> 00:15:06,350
antique slot machines.

370
00:15:06,400 --> 00:15:07,810
It was my hobby.

371
00:15:07,866 --> 00:15:08,980
And the evading arrest?

372
00:15:09,033 --> 00:15:10,910
I was just taking my great-granddaughter

373
00:15:10,960 --> 00:15:12,730
for a brisk stroll.

374
00:15:12,787 --> 00:15:13,920
I'm confused.

375
00:15:13,970 --> 00:15:16,190
Did we start the insanity thing?

376
00:15:16,249 --> 00:15:17,820
I think you should take this deal.

377
00:15:17,876 --> 00:15:19,220
Put everything behind you,

378
00:15:19,270 --> 00:15:20,370
get on with your life.

379
00:15:20,420 --> 00:15:22,120
What life? I have no life.

380
00:15:22,172 --> 00:15:24,540
- You have me.
- Yeah, yeah.

381
00:15:24,591 --> 00:15:27,610
What if I had something to offer?

382
00:15:27,660 --> 00:15:31,000
Then maybe I could keep my
businesses and skip the fine?

383
00:15:31,055 --> 00:15:33,700
- What are you thinking?
- That greedy rat of a cop

384
00:15:33,730 --> 00:15:35,670
- I was paying off.
- Rutledge?

385
00:15:35,727 --> 00:15:37,090
He's the one who flipped on you.

386
00:15:37,145 --> 00:15:38,650
Son of a bitch.

387
00:15:38,700 --> 00:15:41,150
You can't even trust a
dirty cop these days.

388
00:15:41,200 --> 00:15:43,140
- Come on, Connie.
- Yeah.

389
00:15:43,193 --> 00:15:45,390
No one wants to see a
grandma behind bars.

390
00:15:45,445 --> 00:15:46,870
- Great-grandma.
- Oh, wow.

391
00:15:46,920 --> 00:15:48,560
- Yeah.
- How old are you?

392
00:15:48,615 --> 00:15:49,730
None of your business.

393
00:15:51,160 --> 00:15:53,360
So, do I tell 'em we have a deal?

394
00:15:54,060 --> 00:15:55,400
Okay, fine.

395
00:15:55,455 --> 00:15:58,280
Oh, thank God. I'm too old
to find somebody new.

396
00:16:09,677 --> 00:16:11,500
What are you doing?

397
00:16:11,554 --> 00:16:13,330
Making a withdrawal.

398
00:16:13,389 --> 00:16:17,130
You put a hole in my wall
and hid money in it?

399
00:16:17,185 --> 00:16:19,960
It seemed safe. I mean, who'd
look for money in this dump?

400
00:16:20,870 --> 00:16:22,300
Why do you need it?

401
00:16:22,357 --> 00:16:23,760
Legal fees.

402
00:16:23,810 --> 00:16:25,260
Maybe a new gambling room.

403
00:16:25,318 --> 00:16:27,220
- Mom.
- By the way,

404
00:16:27,278 --> 00:16:30,060
what is that porta-potty
doing out there in your yard?

405
00:16:30,114 --> 00:16:31,850
We're having plumbing issues.

406
00:16:31,900 --> 00:16:33,470
We need a new septic tank.

407
00:16:34,140 --> 00:16:36,180
- Ouch.
- Tell me about it.

408
00:16:37,690 --> 00:16:39,010
How much you got in there?

409
00:16:39,749 --> 00:16:40,990
None of your business.

410
00:16:41,042 --> 00:16:42,530
It's in my wall!

411
00:16:42,585 --> 00:16:44,010
It's the devil's money, Mary.

412
00:16:44,040 --> 00:16:46,180
- You don't want it.
- I don't care.

413
00:16:46,230 --> 00:16:48,950
Last night, I went to pee and
there was a snake in there.

414
00:16:49,600 --> 00:16:51,010
Here you go.

415
00:16:52,080 --> 00:16:53,790
Get yourself some indoor plumbing.

416
00:16:53,846 --> 00:16:56,420
Oh, Mommy, thank you.

417
00:16:59,110 --> 00:17:00,760
Snake's back! Snake's back!

418
00:17:06,150 --> 00:17:07,310
Nice house.

419
00:17:09,060 --> 00:17:12,100
Got the job. Part-time bag boy.

420
00:17:12,156 --> 00:17:14,520
Well. They let you take the apron home?

421
00:17:15,180 --> 00:17:16,560
Aw, shoot.

422
00:17:17,745 --> 00:17:19,496
That's great, Georgie.
I'm really proud of you.

423
00:17:19,497 --> 00:17:21,740
It's only temporary till
I find something better.

424
00:17:26,980 --> 00:17:28,330
Listen, Georgie,

425
00:17:28,380 --> 00:17:29,939
Audrey and I were thinking...

426
00:17:29,940 --> 00:17:31,500
I was thinking...

427
00:17:31,550 --> 00:17:34,030
I could really use some
help down at the tire store.

428
00:17:34,580 --> 00:17:36,090
Really? Selling tires?

429
00:17:36,848 --> 00:17:38,270
You are not gonna regret this.

430
00:17:38,320 --> 00:17:39,540
I'll work my butt off for you.

431
00:17:39,590 --> 00:17:40,679
Nights, weekends, holidays...

432
00:17:40,680 --> 00:17:42,050
you name it, I am there.

433
00:17:43,320 --> 00:17:45,050
Pretty impressive kid, huh?

434
00:17:45,960 --> 00:17:47,140
We'll see.

435
00:17:48,190 --> 00:17:50,770
"We'll see"? Good job.

436
00:17:50,820 --> 00:17:52,920
Told you.

437
00:18:06,760 --> 00:18:08,050
What the hell is... ?

438
00:18:08,100 --> 00:18:09,190
Oh, a snake!

439
00:18:09,240 --> 00:18:11,170
Snake! Oh! A snake!

440
00:18:11,220 --> 00:18:12,450
Snake!

441
00:18:13,900 --> 00:18:15,160
Mary?!

442
00:18:15,219 --> 00:18:17,200
Bring a towel!

443
00:18:17,220 --> 00:18:22,010
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