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Previously on Young Sheldon...

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Hi, Pastor Jeff, can you
come over right now?

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I need you to save someone's soul.

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Amen.

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In your face, Catholics.

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I baptize you in the name of the Father

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and the Son

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and the Holy Spirit, amen.

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- Amen.
- You know, I'm not a lawyer,

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but you could make the argument

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that my child was kidnapped twice.

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Well, there have to be consequences.

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How do you feel about
coming down to City Hall

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to witness me and Georgie get married?

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What about your parents?

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We're really not gonna invite our folks?

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A spite wedding. I had one of those.

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Let me get my purse.

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Hey, little girl.

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In a few minutes, you're
gonna be legitimate.

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You saying she's illegitimate?

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Not me, just, you know, everybody.

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If you want to smack him,
I'll hold the baby.

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Nah, it's okay.

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- Well, just in case.
- Wait!

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- Wait!
- What are they doing here?

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I told them, and you can't smack me

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'cause I'm holding the baby.

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- Did we miss it?
- No, we're still waiting.

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I told you we didn't need to run.

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I know you're mad at me, and I am sorry,

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but can we please be a
part of this wedding?

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Yes, please. I only have one brother.

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- What about Sheldon?
- Yeah.

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Fine.

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- Oh.
- Cooper-McAllister?

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- Right here.
- You're up.

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Wait!

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Wait.

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Wasn't me.

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It was me. I called your dad.

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Oh, that's a long hallway.

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- And those steps in front?
- Brutal.

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Please, let us be part of this.

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What do you think?

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Oh, I think we're thinking
the same thing.

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You can stay.

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- Come on.
- Are you gonna be okay?

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Yeah, yeah. Maybe.

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Aww.

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What's wrong?

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No, it's just, I wanted to
walk you down the aisle,

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but there's no aisle.

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Um, hang on.

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Come on.

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- Thank you.
- Take care of my little girl.

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- Yes, sir.
- All right.

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All right. Let's get started.

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Could you show a little
respect and stand up?

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One of those.

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George Marshall Cooper Jr.,

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do you take Amanda Elizabeth McAllister

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to be your lawfully wedded wife?

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I do.

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Amanda Elizabeth McAllister,

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do you take George Marshall Cooper Jr.

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to be your lawfully wedded husband?

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I do.

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By the power vested in me

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by the great state of Texas,

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I now pronounce you husband and wife.

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You may kiss the bride.

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You can sit down now.

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I can't believe they
gave us the train car.

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Well, my dad slipped the
conductor five bucks.

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- Classy.
- So, what are you thinking?

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Couple buckets of
spaghetti for the table?

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Sure. Y-Yeah... and we're
gonna split the tab.

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It's all right, I got it.

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Uh, Jim, come on.

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We didn't pay for a wedding,

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we can spring for some spaghetti.

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- I-In a bucket.
- We know.

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I-I'm happy to chip in.

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No, no. No, this is between me and him.

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- And we're splitting it.
- Dad, we're poor. Let him pay.

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We are not poor.

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Wouldn't matter either way.

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But we're not.

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I would like to propose a toast...

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... to Mandy and Georgie.

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Your relationship started
out with lies and deceit,

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which usually happens
later on in marriage.

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Where is this going?

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But you two got it out of
the way right up front.

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So I think the odds are in your favor...

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... for having a lifetime
of love and happiness.

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To Mandy and Georgie...

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... and CeeCee.

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Way to bring it home, baby.

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I can do heartfelt.

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- Hello.
- Oh, good, you're here.

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Oh, thank you for bringing
him, Dr. Linkletter.

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Well, you hungry? Have a seat.

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Well, I do have a half can of
tuna waiting for me at home,

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but what the hay?

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So, you and my brother got
married and no one invited me?

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Sorry, it was kind of
a last-minute thing.

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No, I was thanking you.

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I hope that, someday, my sister
won't invite me to her wedding.

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- I won't.
- Thank you.

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Here we are.

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Grab a shovel and dig in.

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There you go.

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I spent the summer in Italy once.

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Bringing back memories?

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No.

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Amanda, Georgie,

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since your father and I didn't get
to give you a proper wedding,

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we'd like to pay for a honeymoon.

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Wow, really?

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Should we offer to split... ?

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Mr. McAllister, really appreciate it,

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but that's not necessary.

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First of all, no more of this
"Mr. McAllister" stuff, okay?

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- It's Jim.
- Thank you, Jim.

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Uh, very kind, Jim.

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This feels weird, Jim.

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So, where are we going?

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What would you say

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to an all-expenses-paid
weekend at Dollywood?

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- Shut up.
- Oh, my God.

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- Thank you.
- That's amazing.

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Oh, I'm definitely getting married.

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And I won't be going.

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Oh, and I can watch the baby.

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Or me, the one who just
paid for your honeymoon.

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You two are on probation.
I don't want to come home

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and find out there was an exorcism.

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- Connie, will you do it?
- I would love to.

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Wait a minute, it's my house.
Don't I have a say?

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No.

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I don't have a say.

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I got to go open up the gambling room.

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Can you watch her for about an hour?

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I just had coffee and
a bowl of Raisin Bran.

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Next hour is spoken for.

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You could've just said no.

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I'm trying to keep the romance alive.

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Hey, why don't we look
around for wedding rings

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- in Tennessee?
- Hmm.

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Maybe they sell them at Dollywood.

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If it's all the same, I'd rather
not get my wedding ring

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at the same place they sell corn dogs.

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Oh, corn dogs.

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We're definitely getting corn dogs.

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You know, through all the rush,
we didn't really talk about it,

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but are you gonna take my name?

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Is it important to you?

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I don't know, I'd kind of like
people to know we're a family.

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You know, the Coopers,

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Georgie and Mandy Cooper.

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I'd go to a barbecue at their house.

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Well, why don't you take my name?

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I'm trying to have a
serious conversation,

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and you're making jokes.

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Why is it a joke?

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Maybe that'd fly in New York City,

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but in Texas, I'd get my ass kicked.

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Maybe we should move to New York City.

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Okay, there's just some things
you don't joke about.

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And the thing you need to
know about slot machines

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is that they provide the
house with a 17% edge.

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And that...

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is a whole lot of edge for
Meemaw and your daddy.

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Huh?

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Ooh, that ain't good.

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- Excuse me.
- I don't work here!

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Connie Tucker? Please stop running.

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Peekaboo. Oh, yeah, that's funny.

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Peekaboo.

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Hey.

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Took you long enough.

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Yeah, I'm old. I had to
go to the bathroom.

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Why are you handcuffed?
Why is she handcuffed?

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- She's a flight risk.
- What is she talking about?

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I was just taking the baby for a walk,

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and Cagney and Lacey here

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decided that I was evading arrest.

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Oh, Connie. H-How much is bail?

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Won't know till Monday.

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- What?
- Judge left town for the weekend.

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Well, get him back.

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Can't. Gone fishing.

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Beautiful day for it. Where'd he go?

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- Dale.
- Right.

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You mean I got to sit here till Monday?

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Well, you'll be back in a cell.

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Where all the bad people go.

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Oh, my God.

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Dale, take the baby home.

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Me? Why don't you call Mary?

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The last thing I want is for
her to know about this.

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I'll watch the baby if you like.

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There you go, problem solved.

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No. Take the baby.

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Yeah.

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Well, is there anything I can bring you?

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Yeah, a cake with a file in it.

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Good one.

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Thank you, Officer.

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Can I give the flight
risk a kiss goodbye?

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That's up to her.

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- I'm good.
- She's good.

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Okay, CeeCee, here we go.

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Bye, baby.

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Next rest stop, let's call
and check on CeeCee.

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She's fine. She's with my meemaw.

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Yeah, you're right,
I'm worrying for nothing.

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All right, let's get you to your cell.

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So, that beautiful little girl
is your granddaughter?

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Great-granddaughter.

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I never locked up a
great-grandma before.

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Well, isn't this your lucky day?

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Sheldon, phone.

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187 IQ and I'm a receptionist.

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Cooper residence.

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Hello, Mr. Ballard.

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He's here. May I tell him
what this is concerning?

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I may not? Very well.

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Dad, it's Mr. Ballard.

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I'll pick it up in here.

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Which you could've done to begin with.

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Hey, Dale, what's up?

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You're kidding.

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- Till Monday?
- What's going on?

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Shh!

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Well, is there anything I can do?

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Yeah, I know a couple lawyers.

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- Who needs a lawyer?
- Meemaw's in jail.

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Hang up.

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What's she in jail for?

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I'm not sure. Some kind
of room got shut down.

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- Oh, the gambling room.
- What?

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Yeah, in the back of the laundromat.

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Isn't that illegal?

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Yeah, that's why she's in jail.

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She tried to run?

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Oh, that...

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Oh, that makes me so happy.

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? Met her on the mountain ?

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? There I took her life ?

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? Met her on the mountain ?

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? Stabbed her with my knife. ?

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Yeah, it's kind of a sad one.

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Yeah. You'll like this one.

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? Delia, oh, Delia ?

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? Delia all my life ?

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? If I hadn't shot poor Delia. ?

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Here you go. This is for you.

262
00:11:26,140 --> 00:11:28,810
? Hey, yeah, baby ?

263
00:11:30,600 --> 00:11:31,930
? Shake it on down. ?

264
00:11:32,830 --> 00:11:33,850
That's the one.

265
00:11:33,902 --> 00:11:35,430
That's the one.

266
00:11:37,440 --> 00:11:38,810
We got company.

267
00:11:40,158 --> 00:11:42,980
- Hey, Mare.
- George told me about the arrest.

268
00:11:43,036 --> 00:11:45,860
Oh. Yeah. Boy, I know
how to pick 'em, huh?

269
00:11:45,914 --> 00:11:47,150
Is she okay?

270
00:11:47,207 --> 00:11:49,280
Oh, yeah, she's a tough old bird.

271
00:11:49,334 --> 00:11:51,730
Well, let me take the
baby off your hands

272
00:11:51,780 --> 00:11:52,950
till the kids come back.

273
00:11:53,620 --> 00:11:56,660
Well, but we're having such a good time.

274
00:11:56,716 --> 00:11:58,710
- Dale.
- She likes me.

275
00:11:58,760 --> 00:11:59,920
Dale.

276
00:12:01,100 --> 00:12:02,710
Oh. Fine.

277
00:12:02,760 --> 00:12:05,230
You get the baby, I'll grab her Binky.

278
00:12:06,300 --> 00:12:08,250
You know, she really does like me.

279
00:12:09,500 --> 00:12:10,630
So, here's a question.

280
00:12:10,689 --> 00:12:12,050
What?

281
00:12:12,107 --> 00:12:14,220
You think CeeCee's
gonna be an only child?

282
00:12:15,740 --> 00:12:18,300
I don't know. For a while she is. Why?

283
00:12:19,070 --> 00:12:21,200
Well, since we're man and wife now,

284
00:12:21,250 --> 00:12:22,500
we got to make plans.

285
00:12:22,550 --> 00:12:25,230
I'm almost back in my old
jeans. This can wait.

286
00:12:25,287 --> 00:12:28,210
Well, I'm just saying, I liked
having a brother and sister.

287
00:12:28,260 --> 00:12:29,650
Don't you like having a brother?

288
00:12:29,708 --> 00:12:31,030
Eh.

289
00:12:31,084 --> 00:12:33,030
So, y'all didn't get along?

290
00:12:33,086 --> 00:12:35,160
I picked on him. I made him cry a lot.

291
00:12:35,840 --> 00:12:37,350
That's what I did with Sheldon.

292
00:12:37,400 --> 00:12:38,910
Don't you want CeeCee to have that?

293
00:12:38,967 --> 00:12:42,160
Just so you know, my plans include
more than making babies

294
00:12:42,210 --> 00:12:43,490
so they can pick on each other.

295
00:12:43,540 --> 00:12:46,290
- I want a career.
- I support that.

296
00:12:47,520 --> 00:12:49,080
And maybe go back to school.

297
00:12:50,560 --> 00:12:52,600
Curveball, but okay.

298
00:12:53,920 --> 00:12:55,316
I don't have to go back to school, do I?

299
00:12:55,317 --> 00:12:56,550
Oh, no, sweetheart.

300
00:12:56,609 --> 00:12:58,080
Thank you.

301
00:13:02,282 --> 00:13:04,650
Hey there. Alice, isn't it?

302
00:13:04,701 --> 00:13:06,970
- Audrey.
- Right.

303
00:13:07,020 --> 00:13:08,400
What can I do for you, Audrey?

304
00:13:08,455 --> 00:13:10,280
I came to visit my granddaughter.

305
00:13:10,332 --> 00:13:12,700
- Not here.
- Where is she?

306
00:13:12,751 --> 00:13:15,370
Well, as they say in Canada,

307
00:13:15,420 --> 00:13:17,470
she's "oot and aboot."

308
00:13:20,008 --> 00:13:22,550
So, if I'm to understand correctly,

309
00:13:22,600 --> 00:13:25,040
our meemaw's been running
a criminal enterprise.

310
00:13:25,096 --> 00:13:26,097
Cool, huh?

311
00:13:26,100 --> 00:13:27,620
No, it is most certainly not cool.

312
00:13:27,670 --> 00:13:30,550
On the one hand, people need
to pay for their crimes.

313
00:13:30,600 --> 00:13:32,180
On the other, if Meemaw's in prison,

314
00:13:32,230 --> 00:13:34,380
who's gonna smell like Bengay
and kiss me on the head?

315
00:13:34,439 --> 00:13:37,260
She's an old lady, they're not
gonna lock her up forever.

316
00:13:37,317 --> 00:13:39,280
I sure hope not.

317
00:13:40,550 --> 00:13:42,930
Are there any other family secrets
that I don't know about?

318
00:13:42,989 --> 00:13:46,650
Um... actually, yes.

319
00:13:46,701 --> 00:13:47,730
Tell me.

320
00:13:47,786 --> 00:13:50,570
- No, you couldn't handle it.
- Now I have to know.

321
00:13:51,247 --> 00:13:52,250
Okay.

322
00:13:52,260 --> 00:13:54,079
You ever wonder why Mom
made that prayer garden

323
00:13:54,080 --> 00:13:56,160
- in the back yard?
- To pray.

324
00:13:56,211 --> 00:13:58,050
You're so naive.

325
00:13:58,100 --> 00:14:00,040
There's a dead body under there.

326
00:14:00,090 --> 00:14:01,290
Whose?

327
00:14:01,341 --> 00:14:02,950
I've already said too much.

328
00:14:06,012 --> 00:14:07,330
Hey, Audrey.

329
00:14:07,389 --> 00:14:11,351
- Where's Mary?
- She's, uh... Mare!

330
00:14:12,477 --> 00:14:13,800
Oh.

331
00:14:13,853 --> 00:14:15,880
- Hi.
- Why do you have the baby?

332
00:14:15,939 --> 00:14:17,500
Um...

333
00:14:17,550 --> 00:14:19,470
It's kind of a long story.

334
00:14:19,526 --> 00:14:21,800
Why do you have the baby?

335
00:14:22,946 --> 00:14:25,520
My mother was arrested, she's in jail.

336
00:14:25,573 --> 00:14:29,140
I can't get a straight answer
from anybody in this family.

337
00:14:32,000 --> 00:14:33,940
A gambling room?

338
00:14:33,998 --> 00:14:35,120
Yes.

339
00:14:35,170 --> 00:14:37,790
And she'd been bribing the authorities?

340
00:14:37,840 --> 00:14:39,550
I wouldn't use that word,

341
00:14:39,600 --> 00:14:41,450
but there were...

342
00:14:41,500 --> 00:14:44,870
donations made to the authorities.

343
00:14:44,920 --> 00:14:46,290
And Georgie worked there?

344
00:14:46,340 --> 00:14:48,920
Well, he also runs the laundromat.

345
00:14:48,970 --> 00:14:50,170
Very legitimate.

346
00:14:50,223 --> 00:14:51,500
For money laundering.

347
00:14:51,558 --> 00:14:53,340
And regular laundering.

348
00:14:53,390 --> 00:14:54,890
I can't believe this.

349
00:14:54,940 --> 00:14:58,470
What kind of a family has
my daughter married into?

350
00:14:58,520 --> 00:15:01,930
To be clear, I did not
condone any of this.

351
00:15:01,985 --> 00:15:04,700
Doesn't matter. This is
a criminal environment,

352
00:15:04,750 --> 00:15:05,850
and I'm taking the baby.

353
00:15:06,920 --> 00:15:09,140
Over my dead body.

354
00:15:09,190 --> 00:15:11,000
CeeCee is my granddaughter, too,

355
00:15:11,050 --> 00:15:12,820
and she is perfectly safe here.

356
00:15:12,871 --> 00:15:17,140
Well, as long as she's here, I'm here.

357
00:15:17,890 --> 00:15:19,280
Fine.

358
00:15:20,420 --> 00:15:21,720
Are you hungry?

359
00:15:21,770 --> 00:15:24,330
I have half a bucket of
spaghetti in the fridge.

360
00:15:25,110 --> 00:15:26,330
I could eat.

361
00:15:27,170 --> 00:15:29,110
All right, I'll go heat it up.

362
00:15:34,420 --> 00:15:37,100
What? You think I'm gonna
take the baby and run?

363
00:15:37,150 --> 00:15:39,300
Yes. Would you like some garlic bread?

364
00:15:39,355 --> 00:15:41,020
That sounds nice.

365
00:15:42,442 --> 00:15:44,850
You know, we should really
start looking for our own place.

366
00:15:44,903 --> 00:15:46,220
You think?

367
00:15:46,279 --> 00:15:49,230
I mean, the gambling room's doing great,

368
00:15:49,282 --> 00:15:50,349
and since we put in the roulette wheel,

369
00:15:50,350 --> 00:15:51,940
we're basically printing money.

370
00:15:51,993 --> 00:15:54,520
Sure would like to have my own bathroom.

371
00:15:55,240 --> 00:15:56,790
Your own bathroom,

372
00:15:56,840 --> 00:15:58,350
one of them walk-in shoe closets

373
00:15:58,400 --> 00:16:00,760
like on Lifestyles of
the Rich and Famous.

374
00:16:01,419 --> 00:16:03,870
And carpet everywhere,
even in the kitchen.

375
00:16:03,922 --> 00:16:05,200
That's a terrible idea.

376
00:16:05,256 --> 00:16:07,220
'Cause of spilling and crumbs, sure.

377
00:16:07,270 --> 00:16:09,000
Point is, I want to spoil you,

378
00:16:09,052 --> 00:16:11,290
so whatever you want.

379
00:16:12,500 --> 00:16:16,430
Well, right now, I just want you.

380
00:16:17,352 --> 00:16:18,800
Really? Now?

381
00:16:18,853 --> 00:16:20,050
Yeah.

382
00:16:20,104 --> 00:16:21,630
Hot damn.

383
00:16:21,689 --> 00:16:24,800
Just so you know, I promised
my dad I'd use condoms.

384
00:16:24,850 --> 00:16:25,960
Good.

385
00:16:29,310 --> 00:16:30,560
Now what?

386
00:16:33,970 --> 00:16:35,270
Hey.

387
00:16:35,328 --> 00:16:36,820
Did you escape?

388
00:16:36,871 --> 00:16:39,990
Nah, they just brought me over
to pick up my pills and pj's.

389
00:16:40,041 --> 00:16:42,160
Oh, that's nice.

390
00:16:42,210 --> 00:16:43,570
Are you drunk?

391
00:16:43,628 --> 00:16:45,650
Uh, yeah, it sure feels like it.

392
00:16:50,500 --> 00:16:51,540
And where's the baby?

393
00:16:51,594 --> 00:16:53,460
Don't worry, she's not here.

394
00:16:53,513 --> 00:16:55,880
- Where is she?
- Mary's got her.

395
00:16:55,932 --> 00:16:57,170
So she knows about me?

396
00:16:57,225 --> 00:16:58,580
Yeah.

397
00:17:00,103 --> 00:17:01,850
My chariot awaits.

398
00:17:01,900 --> 00:17:02,970
Oh.

399
00:17:04,110 --> 00:17:05,390
Did you have diner?

400
00:17:05,441 --> 00:17:08,810
They ordered in some
pizza from Del Bonos.

401
00:17:08,861 --> 00:17:10,050
That sounds good.

402
00:17:10,100 --> 00:17:12,730
- I had cold spaghetti.
- All right.

403
00:17:13,850 --> 00:17:15,760
Well, I'll see you Monday.

404
00:17:16,390 --> 00:17:18,440
Well, they have visiting hours.

405
00:17:18,496 --> 00:17:20,030
I can come tomorrow morning.

406
00:17:20,081 --> 00:17:21,490
Not till 1:00.

407
00:17:21,541 --> 00:17:23,920
Oh, I see. My game's on.

408
00:17:23,970 --> 00:17:27,240
- So, how about 4:30 or 5:00?
- I'll see you Monday.

409
00:17:27,290 --> 00:17:28,640
All right. See ya.

410
00:17:30,630 --> 00:17:32,550
Well, why does she get pizza?

411
00:17:32,600 --> 00:17:33,950
I want pizza.

412
00:17:36,510 --> 00:17:38,840
- Thanks for coming by.
- Yeah, what's the situation?

413
00:17:38,891 --> 00:17:40,920
Well, right now it's kind of a standoff.

414
00:17:40,970 --> 00:17:43,103
They're eating spaghetti, and
Mary's holding the baby hostage.

415
00:17:43,104 --> 00:17:44,430
All right. What's our play?

416
00:17:44,480 --> 00:17:45,939
Well, I figured we'll be
dealing with each other

417
00:17:45,940 --> 00:17:48,470
for the rest of our lives,
so we got to keep things civil.

418
00:17:48,526 --> 00:17:50,529
- I'm with you.
- Let me start by saying,

419
00:17:50,530 --> 00:17:51,770
you are a pleasure.

420
00:17:51,821 --> 00:17:53,850
Oh, back at you.

421
00:17:53,906 --> 00:17:55,560
And your daughter is a keeper.

422
00:17:55,617 --> 00:17:57,190
And your son is a fine young man.

423
00:17:57,243 --> 00:17:58,650
Thank you.

424
00:17:58,700 --> 00:18:00,400
So, you ready to do this?

425
00:18:00,455 --> 00:18:01,610
I'm right behind you.

426
00:18:04,000 --> 00:18:05,960
Hey, Mare, look who stopped by.

427
00:18:13,217 --> 00:18:14,950
Mmm, it's good coffee.

428
00:18:15,000 --> 00:18:16,120
Is that Folgers?

429
00:18:16,179 --> 00:18:17,830
Maxwell House.

430
00:18:17,889 --> 00:18:20,810
Ah, sure. Good to the last drop.

431
00:18:20,860 --> 00:18:22,410
Uh, Audrey, am I crazy,

432
00:18:22,460 --> 00:18:24,340
or didn't we used to
drink Maxwell House?

433
00:18:24,390 --> 00:18:25,410
Yes.

434
00:18:25,460 --> 00:18:27,230
Mm-hmm. Hmm.

435
00:18:27,280 --> 00:18:28,430
Why'd we change?

436
00:18:29,817 --> 00:18:30,920
It's a mystery.

437
00:18:32,111 --> 00:18:33,290
Speaking of mysteries,

438
00:18:33,340 --> 00:18:36,040
Mary, did you ever find that
earring you were looking for?

439
00:18:38,400 --> 00:18:40,440
Family heirloom just gone.

440
00:18:40,495 --> 00:18:42,610
Maybe her mother stole it.

441
00:18:43,380 --> 00:18:45,050
I am not holding the baby anymore,

442
00:18:45,100 --> 00:18:46,320
so you better watch it.

443
00:18:48,710 --> 00:18:50,160
Audrey's uncle was a bank robber.

444
00:18:50,213 --> 00:18:52,620
- Jim!
- He's in Leavenworth.

445
00:18:52,674 --> 00:18:54,790
He's my uncle by marriage.

446
00:18:54,842 --> 00:18:59,040
Look, a-all I'm saying is every
family's got secrets, right?

447
00:18:59,097 --> 00:19:01,500
We sure got some
skeletons in the closet.

448
00:19:01,550 --> 00:19:03,090
We do not.

449
00:19:03,142 --> 00:19:04,760
Other than my mother.

450
00:19:04,811 --> 00:19:06,590
And?

451
00:19:08,272 --> 00:19:11,300
My cousin Janine is a
practicing witch, but that's it.

452
00:19:12,735 --> 00:19:14,640
Worships Satan.

453
00:19:14,696 --> 00:19:16,860
I got you beat.

454
00:19:16,910 --> 00:19:18,500
My brother William...

455
00:19:19,340 --> 00:19:21,230
He's a Democrat.

456
00:19:21,280 --> 00:19:22,940
He voted for Mondale.

457
00:19:22,995 --> 00:19:25,320
- Aw, I'm so sorry.
- Mm.

458
00:19:25,373 --> 00:19:27,820
Actually, feels good to talk about it.

459
00:19:34,540 --> 00:19:36,660
Are you sure there's a body down here?

460
00:19:36,720 --> 00:19:38,760
Oh, yeah, keep digging.

461
00:19:40,050 --> 00:19:42,810
I'd like to tell you I found
something that night,

462
00:19:42,860 --> 00:19:45,590
but for once you all
might be ahead of me.

463
00:19:45,643 --> 00:19:49,790
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