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Okay, time for Gwen's medicine.

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We've got a bit of a moving target here.

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- Can you secure the bird?
- I'm trying.

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- Secure the bird!
- I just don't want to squeeze too hard.

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I feel like eggs will come out.

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- Will you secure the bird?
- I got her!

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- Secure the bird!
- I got her!

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Great.

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Get out of the way.

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I think you'll find that I run a
pretty tight ship around here.

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- She got the jump on me, sorry.
- Sorry!

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- Why is the chicken out?!
- Head's up,

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there's chicken poop in the hall.

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- Frank! Frank! Come here.
- Aaah!

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Come here. Come here.

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- It's okay. It's okay.
- I'm not helping.

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Flush her towards Bettany's desk!

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- Don't do it.
- Flush her to the kitchen!

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I don't know why they
call people chickens,

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this bird is fearless!

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This is exactly what it looks like.

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- Synced & corrected by MementMori -
-- www.addic7ed.com --

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Good.

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Okay.

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You okay? You're wincing a lot.

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I tweaked my back chasing a chicken.

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Or, as I'll tell everyone else,
saving puppies in a house fire.

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Well, it could also be stress.

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You've got the big union rep
election coming up today.

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- You worked on your speech?
- I haven't written a thing.

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But tall guy with a great head
of hair behind a podium?

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- They'll follow me off a cliff.
- Definitely.

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Though, Carl's gonna go
for the sympathy vote

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since he got hit by that car.

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- He's a liar.
- What?

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There's no one to back up that story.

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It was a hit and run.

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Oh, and then he spent all that
time in the pool afterward.

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He was doing physical therapy, Frank.

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He was learning to walk again.

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- Mmm-kay.
- Okay, let's just keep the whole "Carl faked

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his own hit and run" between us.

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You're our leader, everyone knows it,

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you got this thing wrapped up.

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All wrapped up like
Carl's fake-ass cast.

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Hey, is everybody here?
I have an announcement.

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Oh, good news announcement?
Half-day Fridays?

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Oh, really? It's been on the
vision board for a while.

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Speaking of, I don't know
who put up that pic of me

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in my workout tank, but I applaud it.

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You put it up, that's how it got there.

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Which I applaud.

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Okay, it's not good news. Or bad news.

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It's just news.

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Uh, we're having a mandatory
training session today.

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Feels like bad news.

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Wait. Are we still gonna
be able to puzzle at lunch?

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Obviously. If you all know,
we've gotten a lot of complaints

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from our lovely neighbor
in the condo next door

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- about the dogs barking.
- Yeah. Maybe she's finally realizing

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why her rent is so low.

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Probably. Uh, but we want
to be good neighbors,

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so I've hired a dog trainer
to come and teach us

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how to get our canine guests to behave,

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and he's on his way here right now.

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Today is not good,

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because everyone here will
be busy making history,

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re-electing me to a fourth
consecutive term as union rep.

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- We're in the Frank era.
- You are in the Frank era.

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We all know that you just wanna
keep your reserved parking spot.

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It's not about a parking spot.

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It's about the respect and envy
that go along with that spot.

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- In the Frank era.
- Must be nice.

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They've got me over in that annex lot.

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Technically a different town.

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I'm not kidding. They've
got their own cops.

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We are very lucky to get
this particular trainer,

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he's in high demand

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and apparently he's quite charismatic.

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Seriously, some of the online
comments are pretty steamy.

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Your steamy or my steamy?

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I've noticed there's a big gap

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- on that spectrum.
- Oh!

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He is pulling into the
parking lot right now.

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_

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So people are writing steamy
comments about this guy?

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- With how much irony?
- Yeah, I don't get it.

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Good morning. My name is Roman Park.

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You've been watching me, observing.

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That's exactly what the
dogs are doing now.

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- To you.
- Well, except Chester,

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who seems pretty
interested in his genitals.

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Hey, listen. Uh, the neighbor's back.

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Do you want me to tell her
that the triplets are sick?

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Oh, you have triplets now.

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Triplets? No, I'll talk to her.

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She'll be happy to know
that Roman's on the case.

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If you'll excuse me.

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Um...

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You can go.

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Okay.

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Dogs are intuitive beings.

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They not only sense the
dynamics between each other,

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but the humans around them.

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In fact, I'm picking up
something right now.

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She doesn't care for you.

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What? No, Bettany loves me.

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Just... leave me hangin'.
That's vintage Bettany.

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But more than anyone, they
key off their natural leader.

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Who do you think the alpha is?

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Well, if we're going by height, it's me.

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And by any other metric, it's also me.

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Um... of... of the dogs.

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Coco is the alpha.

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Now I must establish my dominance

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and show Coco who the new alpha is.

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That was pretty hot.

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What else have you been
doing with that finger

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that makes dogs so frightened of it?

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Oh, it's not about the finger,

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it's about what shoots out of it.

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Oh, my God.

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Oh.

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Hi, Amy, so nice to see you again.

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Are these your triplets?

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Yeah, Bettany must have framed
that photo for me, so...

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- You're drinking with toddlers.
- Oh, they're my wingmen,

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so... it was a crazy
weekend in wine country.

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You have no idea what it's like

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to hear these dogs barking all day.

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We're on it. I have a specialist
working with the dogs right now.

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- They're still barking.
- Well, they're dogs, so yeah.

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I don't have a fancy Zen fountain

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to drown it out like you.

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So why don't you take it?

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Consider it a gift from Precinct 22.

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- Okay, sure.
- Mm-hmm. Yeah.

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Now that we've done our breath work...

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excellent job by the way, Victoria.

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This exercise we call "dog mirror".

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- F-Shaw?
- It's Frank.

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Have you noticed the dogs
have stopped barking?

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Yeah, that's super impressive.

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Hey, just to circle back to
the whole Bettany thing,

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is that...

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Frank, be a dear.

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Get into the cage, hands and knees,

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in front of Coco.

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Roman, I need you to step back

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'cause I can feel your
breath on my nipples.

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Okay, I'm gonna go lock
up my last few votes.

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Yeah, you should go.

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I am already on record
saying I am leaving.

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- I'll allow it.
- I don't need your permission.

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You have my full blessings.

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I'm leaving. Goodbye.

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Wow. Somebody's dewy.

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You go for a run?

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Uh, I forgot my wallet in the car.

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Annex lot's like half a mile away.

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Wait, you guys don't get to park here?

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No, only Frank does 'cause
he's a union rep, so...

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Wow.

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Yeah.

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You're incredible.
Anyone ever tell you that?

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No.

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I mean... No.

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You start every morning with
that life force-draining walk,

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yet you manage to be
there for everybody else.

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You give a lot, don't you?

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I mean, I do, yeah.
To my family, to the animals.

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How do we give to Patel?

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What can one do to filleth your own cup?

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A nap comes to mind.

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- Ehhh...
- But I can beat that.

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I got a bag of pears in the
rig, wanna talk it out?

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- I love pears.
- Yeah, alright.

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I'm the best candidate because
the other guy is an idiot.

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Oh. Hey, Carl, you old sneak.

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You gotta put a bell on that cane.

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- Hey, good luck today, champ.
- Hey, you too.

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Yeah, this whole election's been
such a welcome distraction

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from all the PT...

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Okay, can we just stick to the issues?

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I'll see you at the speeches.

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Carl.

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- Can we talk?
- Look at that cane.

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It's clearly a prop.
It bends the wrong way.

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- Yeah.
- You can get that at any Halloween store.

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Uh-huh. Uh-huh.

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Hey, I've been thinking.

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You know how I'm always
putting other people's needs

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- in front of my own?
- I have not seen that.

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I did see you take a piece
of Bettany's birthday cake

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before I lit the candles.

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My cup run emptieth
and I need to fill it up.

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Are you having a stroke?

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You know what? I'm just
gonna come out with it.

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I want your parking spot.

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The walk from the annex
is draining my life force.

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To be fair, I haven't
seen your life force

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since before you had kids.

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Right. Now my pilot light is
about to go out. I need this.

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Well, the only way you're
gonna get that parking space

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is if you run for union rep.

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Okay, then I'll do it.

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Oh, yeah? Okay.

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I'll run for union rep.

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Do you have any idea
what a union rep does?

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I know he parks out front, bitch.

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Sorry, I don't know why I did that.

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But I am gonna run, and I'm
gonna murder you, bitch.

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Sorry. Who is this guy?

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Patel '24! Let's go!

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Alright, take as many as you like.

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They're for everybody, guys.

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Hey, if anyone wants
to talk union stuff,

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I'm here, by the way.

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Look at him, trying to
bribe voters with donuts.

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Yeah, he's got a churro
truck coming at lunch.

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He eats and campaigns
like he's in grade school.

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Listen, um, I don't wanna press this,

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but it's a three-way race now,
and every vote counts.

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- So...
- Hmm... I don't know.

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I feel like it's good to shake
up the status quo of the pack.

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- The what?
- The office.

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- You said pack.
- I said office.

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- No, you said pack.
- Just think, I said office.

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Wait a minute, is this all coming
from that child scarf model, Roman?

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Did he get Patel to go
after my parking space?

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All I know is I saw them
eating fruit in his truck.

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Are you blushing?

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He has, like, a big red
truck and I saw it.

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Viva Patel!

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Ah, churros in the parking
lot, everyone! Let's go!

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- That looks good.
- Okay.

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Did you know Bettany doesn't like me?

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What? No, everyone likes you.

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I know, that's why it's so
weird, but she doesn't.

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Do you think it was because
of her birthday last week?

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I did think it was weird that
you skipped cake in the kitchen.

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- See, I didn't know it was her birthday.
- Mm-hmm.

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There we have it.

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The missing piece of information.

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And it goes right...

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- Oh, no. It doesn't fit good.
- No. No.

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Hey, guys, sorry to interrupt
something private... and sad.

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00:10:21,820 --> 00:10:23,889
Roman's gotta go. He's messing
with the office dynamic,

249
00:10:23,890 --> 00:10:25,069
he's threatening my re-election,

250
00:10:25,070 --> 00:10:27,160
and I think he's hypnotized Victoria.

251
00:10:27,690 --> 00:10:28,700
This goes right here.

252
00:10:28,753 --> 00:10:30,338
- No, we tried that... Oh.
- No. No. Oh.

253
00:10:30,339 --> 00:10:33,750
Knock, knock. I can't find
the pear soda in the fridge.

254
00:10:33,800 --> 00:10:35,051
I'm pretty sure it was in my contract.

255
00:10:35,052 --> 00:10:38,300
Hey, Roman, I got some bad news.
Uh, Emily's gotta let you go,

256
00:10:38,350 --> 00:10:40,610
so why don't you throw
yourself into an envelope

257
00:10:40,640 --> 00:10:41,975
- and I'll mail you home.
- No, no, no, no.

258
00:10:41,976 --> 00:10:43,520
No, you're not fired, Roman.

259
00:10:43,570 --> 00:10:45,260
Frank, you're way overstepping.

260
00:10:45,312 --> 00:10:48,330
Surprise, Frank thinks he's in charge.

261
00:10:48,360 --> 00:10:50,550
He tried to out-alpha me earlier.

262
00:10:50,600 --> 00:10:52,600
Out-alpha you? We're not a pack of dogs,

263
00:10:52,650 --> 00:10:54,459
no matter what Patel looks
like when he eats lunch.

264
00:10:54,460 --> 00:10:56,710
And if there's a quote
unquote alpha here, it's me.

265
00:10:56,760 --> 00:10:57,840
Check out the vision board.

266
00:10:57,860 --> 00:11:00,400
Ah, but the alpha never has
to say they're the alpha,

267
00:11:00,450 --> 00:11:02,700
they're just automatically
recognized by the pack.

268
00:11:02,750 --> 00:11:04,290
Also, I'm the alpha.

269
00:11:04,331 --> 00:11:06,709
You just said an alpha doesn't
have to say they're the alpha!

270
00:11:06,710 --> 00:11:08,280
- Only the true alpha can.
- Okay,

271
00:11:08,330 --> 00:11:11,590
I'm actually the boss,
so could you two just fight

272
00:11:11,640 --> 00:11:15,500
or, uh, kiss, or just go wherever
this weird energy is taking you?

273
00:11:15,550 --> 00:11:17,160
With pleasure.

274
00:11:17,219 --> 00:11:20,210
This piece goes there.

275
00:11:20,263 --> 00:11:22,630
Okay, well, this piece goes right here.

276
00:11:22,680 --> 00:11:25,960
I think one of these little
huckleberries go here.

277
00:11:26,000 --> 00:11:28,144
- Yeah, well, this piece goes here.
- This piece goes here.

278
00:11:28,145 --> 00:11:29,739
Yeah, well, this one goes right here.

279
00:11:29,740 --> 00:11:32,230
- These pieces go on top here.
- Okay, that's ridiculous.

280
00:11:32,280 --> 00:11:34,520
You know what?
If you're not puzzle club,

281
00:11:34,570 --> 00:11:35,890
please leave puzzle club!

282
00:11:35,940 --> 00:11:39,600
I can promise you this much.
As your union rep

283
00:11:39,650 --> 00:11:42,370
there's only one kind of
swing that I'm gonna take.

284
00:11:42,420 --> 00:11:43,440
And that is...

285
00:11:43,490 --> 00:11:44,870
_

286
00:11:44,920 --> 00:11:45,940
Big swings.

287
00:11:45,997 --> 00:11:48,280
Amit Patel takes big swings.

288
00:11:48,333 --> 00:11:51,220
For example, right now
I'd like to announce...

289
00:11:51,270 --> 00:11:55,990
no, I'd like to guarantee
work from home Fridays.

290
00:11:56,040 --> 00:11:57,770
Who wants it?

291
00:11:57,820 --> 00:11:59,790
That's an impossible promise.

292
00:11:59,820 --> 00:12:01,750
How do you catch animals from home?

293
00:12:01,805 --> 00:12:04,810
All he wants is a parking
space next to the building.

294
00:12:04,860 --> 00:12:07,620
For all of us. I want parking
spots for all of us.

295
00:12:07,670 --> 00:12:09,660
And you're gonna get it.
As your union rep,

296
00:12:09,710 --> 00:12:12,065
Patel's bringing home parking spots!

297
00:12:13,149 --> 00:12:14,300
That's impossible!

298
00:12:14,350 --> 00:12:16,300
We don't have that many parking spots!

299
00:12:16,350 --> 00:12:18,280
- Hey!
- Can he do that?

300
00:12:18,300 --> 00:12:19,322
- No.
- That's an impossible promise,

301
00:12:19,323 --> 00:12:20,890
but really great speech.

302
00:12:20,949 --> 00:12:23,390
There's one more speech,
save the best for last.

303
00:12:23,410 --> 00:12:25,110
Hey, there's another speech.

304
00:12:25,160 --> 00:12:28,000
Gang. I know that it's been a weird day,

305
00:12:28,050 --> 00:12:31,000
but let's not forget
who's got the vision

306
00:12:31,050 --> 00:12:34,132
to lead us into 2024 and beyond.

307
00:12:34,160 --> 00:12:37,530
- It is this guy right here. Yep.
- Yeah, alright.

308
00:12:37,580 --> 00:12:40,180
Look, I know you've all gorged
on churros and false promises,

309
00:12:40,230 --> 00:12:41,780
but I need your eyes up here.

310
00:12:41,830 --> 00:12:43,750
Uh, you let Carl and Patel talk.

311
00:12:43,800 --> 00:12:44,840
Thank you.

312
00:12:44,890 --> 00:12:48,960
And, uh, again, I had a real
challenging few months.

313
00:12:49,010 --> 00:12:50,520
Nobody cares, Carl!

314
00:12:50,550 --> 00:12:53,040
- Vive Patel!
- Oh!

315
00:12:53,090 --> 00:12:55,010
Crepes in the parking lot!

316
00:12:56,100 --> 00:12:59,500
You are being bribed with
thin, savory pancakes!

317
00:12:59,550 --> 00:13:03,310
It's a predictable move!
And Carl, he is a liar.

318
00:13:03,366 --> 00:13:05,850
I have seen the traffic cams.

319
00:13:05,900 --> 00:13:08,320
I have talked to the nurses on duty.

320
00:13:08,370 --> 00:13:10,940
There are discrepancies.

321
00:13:10,990 --> 00:13:14,320
Frank! What're you doing,
man? What're you doing?

322
00:13:16,490 --> 00:13:17,570
Shred, don't go.

323
00:13:18,400 --> 00:13:20,120
Shred, do not get a crepe!

324
00:13:28,500 --> 00:13:32,080
Ah. Amy. Come in, please.

325
00:13:32,150 --> 00:13:34,147
Did you notice that the dogs
have stopped barking?

326
00:13:34,148 --> 00:13:37,880
- I did. It's better.
- Great. Yay.

327
00:13:37,930 --> 00:13:39,710
So I think we can move on and discuss

328
00:13:39,760 --> 00:13:41,450
the smell coming from your kennels.

329
00:13:41,470 --> 00:13:43,400
I do think that animal smell

330
00:13:43,450 --> 00:13:45,180
coming from an animal control precinct

331
00:13:45,230 --> 00:13:46,770
might be unavoidable.

332
00:13:46,826 --> 00:13:48,150
Mmm...

333
00:13:48,220 --> 00:13:51,190
But I will look into it.
That's a really good idea.

334
00:13:51,247 --> 00:13:52,660
Thank you.

335
00:13:52,710 --> 00:13:54,520
Palo Santo.

336
00:13:55,160 --> 00:13:57,990
- Mm-hmm.
- Mmm.

337
00:13:58,046 --> 00:13:59,539
Yeah, would you like to take the candle

338
00:13:59,540 --> 00:14:01,841
to help with the smell that
will probably always be there?

339
00:14:02,540 --> 00:14:04,630
- Are you sure?
- Yeah, definitely.

340
00:14:04,650 --> 00:14:06,620
I'd love for you to have
my birthday candle.

341
00:14:06,670 --> 00:14:08,020
Anything for you, Amy.

342
00:14:08,070 --> 00:14:09,840
You know, here at Animal Control

343
00:14:09,870 --> 00:14:12,400
we really value our neighbors, so...

344
00:14:12,450 --> 00:14:14,590
I've never been valued before.

345
00:14:14,600 --> 00:14:15,610
That surprises me.

346
00:14:15,660 --> 00:14:16,879
- Yeah, me too.
- You're so great.

347
00:14:16,880 --> 00:14:18,420
Thank you.

348
00:14:19,240 --> 00:14:21,170
- Bad move.
- Mm-mhmm.

349
00:14:21,220 --> 00:14:22,729
How long have you been standing there?

350
00:14:22,730 --> 00:14:25,400
Victoria, tell Emily what she did wrong.

351
00:14:25,450 --> 00:14:27,650
Um, you gave positive reinforcement

352
00:14:27,700 --> 00:14:28,950
for a negative behavior.

353
00:14:28,990 --> 00:14:31,060
That's a dangerous type of conditioning.

354
00:14:31,760 --> 00:14:36,360
In order to break the cycle,
assert yourself and dominate.

355
00:14:36,410 --> 00:14:38,910
Uh, yeah, that's probably good insight.

356
00:14:38,962 --> 00:14:40,700
- Pick me up.
- I'm sorry?

357
00:14:40,755 --> 00:14:42,840
Lift my body.

358
00:14:42,890 --> 00:14:45,380
- I can do it. I'll do it, I'll do it.
- No, not you.

359
00:14:45,420 --> 00:14:46,630
Her.

360
00:14:47,800 --> 00:14:48,840
Come on.

361
00:14:55,395 --> 00:14:56,550
See?

362
00:14:57,440 --> 00:15:00,260
You're stronger than you know.

363
00:15:00,316 --> 00:15:01,860
Yeah, I'm gonna put you down now.

364
00:15:03,320 --> 00:15:05,360
I've come to make amends, my lady.

365
00:15:05,400 --> 00:15:06,980
Happy belated birthday.

366
00:15:10,560 --> 00:15:12,520
_

367
00:15:12,550 --> 00:15:14,520
Awesome, yeah.

368
00:15:14,570 --> 00:15:15,740
I'm just a little curious

369
00:15:15,790 --> 00:15:17,870
why you put it directly
in the lost and found?

370
00:15:17,890 --> 00:15:20,170
Oh, that's just where
things go sometimes.

371
00:15:20,220 --> 00:15:22,890
Okay, so your dislike of
me has nothing to do

372
00:15:22,910 --> 00:15:24,580
with the fact that I
missed your birthday?

373
00:15:24,632 --> 00:15:26,390
You didn't miss it, you weren't invited.

374
00:15:26,440 --> 00:15:28,290
Yes, okay, but why?

375
00:15:28,920 --> 00:15:30,900
Because I don't need you
anywhere near Emily

376
00:15:30,950 --> 00:15:32,260
with your little crush.

377
00:15:32,310 --> 00:15:33,990
Crush? On Emily?

378
00:15:34,040 --> 00:15:36,390
Me, and our boss? That's crazy.

379
00:15:36,440 --> 00:15:38,830
So what'd you do for lunch today, champ?

380
00:15:38,880 --> 00:15:41,590
I did a puzzle with Emily, but
that doesn't mean anything.

381
00:15:41,649 --> 00:15:44,060
Nobody does puzzles
unless they want more.

382
00:15:44,110 --> 00:15:45,550
I want nothing more than the puzzle.

383
00:15:45,600 --> 00:15:47,550
The thrill of puzzling. I'm a puzzler.

384
00:15:47,590 --> 00:15:48,656
You need to move on.

385
00:15:48,670 --> 00:15:51,810
She's in a great relationship
with Rick and I like him.

386
00:15:51,860 --> 00:15:54,620
He's great? Well, did you know
he never takes his glove off

387
00:15:54,660 --> 00:15:56,380
in front of her? I mean,
what's he hiding?

388
00:15:56,430 --> 00:15:58,890
Shred, I have that woman's
calendar mapped out

389
00:15:58,900 --> 00:16:00,760
for the next four-and-a-half years,

390
00:16:00,800 --> 00:16:03,070
and you're not on it.

391
00:16:07,740 --> 00:16:08,750
Hey!

392
00:16:08,800 --> 00:16:11,330
You completely poisoned
the harmonious ecosystem

393
00:16:11,370 --> 00:16:12,900
where I lord over everyone!

394
00:16:12,910 --> 00:16:15,912
- Fix it!
- If I were to help you,

395
00:16:15,960 --> 00:16:18,460
not that I'm saying I would,

396
00:16:18,510 --> 00:16:20,180
I need to hear you say it.

397
00:16:20,230 --> 00:16:21,380
Say what?

398
00:16:21,439 --> 00:16:23,290
I need to hear you say I'm the alpha.

399
00:16:23,340 --> 00:16:24,450
Okay.

400
00:16:25,900 --> 00:16:27,430
I'm the alpha. Ha ha.

401
00:16:28,120 --> 00:16:29,650
Oh, you're gonna do the magic finger?

402
00:16:29,700 --> 00:16:31,230
Should I pull it? Make a smell?

403
00:16:31,282 --> 00:16:32,850
You're embarrassing yourself.

404
00:16:34,320 --> 00:16:37,180
Chester, come on.
Do you have no dignity?

405
00:16:37,200 --> 00:16:39,770
Come here. Oh. Oh, my...

406
00:16:39,820 --> 00:16:41,180
My back. Okay. Yeah.

407
00:16:41,210 --> 00:16:43,200
This is from the chicken chase. It's...

408
00:16:43,253 --> 00:16:45,410
Your tiny finger is doing
nothing here, it's my back.

409
00:16:45,460 --> 00:16:48,050
Oh, my spine is on fire.

410
00:16:48,100 --> 00:16:50,340
I'm just gonna go prone
for just a second.

411
00:16:52,970 --> 00:16:54,569
Yeah, I'm not doing the clicker.

412
00:16:54,570 --> 00:16:55,670
I'm not submitting.

413
00:16:55,723 --> 00:16:58,760
Yeah, you don't have
to call me the alpha,

414
00:16:58,800 --> 00:17:00,760
your body language screams it.

415
00:17:01,590 --> 00:17:02,880
Now that I've broken you,

416
00:17:02,939 --> 00:17:05,720
I'll talk to Patel, get him to drop out.

417
00:17:05,775 --> 00:17:08,470
Shouldn't be hard to make
it feel like it's his idea.

418
00:17:08,520 --> 00:17:09,680
Good boy.

419
00:17:15,100 --> 00:17:17,420
Hi, Amy. I'm calling to inform you

420
00:17:17,460 --> 00:17:18,980
that I will no longer be responding

421
00:17:19,030 --> 00:17:21,610
to your incessant and
unreasonable complaints.

422
00:17:21,666 --> 00:17:23,780
And I want my Zen water fountain back.

423
00:17:23,835 --> 00:17:25,280
Um, can you hold on a second?

424
00:17:25,330 --> 00:17:26,921
Sorry, can you just not click?

425
00:17:26,940 --> 00:17:28,600
I heard your advice from before.

426
00:17:28,650 --> 00:17:31,080
I got it. I think I can
take it from here.

427
00:17:31,100 --> 00:17:33,150
In fact, um, why don't
we just call it early

428
00:17:33,170 --> 00:17:35,305
and you can go ahead and
invoice me for the whole day?

429
00:17:36,380 --> 00:17:37,390
Aha.

430
00:17:37,400 --> 00:17:39,450
Yeah. Sorry.

431
00:17:39,500 --> 00:17:40,760
Why'd I drop out?

432
00:17:40,810 --> 00:17:43,656
I just asked myself,
do I really have time

433
00:17:43,680 --> 00:17:45,050
to be a union rep?

434
00:17:45,100 --> 00:17:47,350
Is that really taking care of me?

435
00:17:47,400 --> 00:17:51,640
Alright, it looks like we
have a winner. And it's...

436
00:17:51,696 --> 00:17:53,640
Yeah, it's Carl. Carl, you won.

437
00:17:53,690 --> 00:17:54,780
Aww.

438
00:17:54,820 --> 00:17:55,850
No.

439
00:17:55,908 --> 00:17:58,077
That's impossible. That can't be right.

440
00:17:58,750 --> 00:18:01,900
Well, uh, much like the
metal pins in my femur,

441
00:18:01,950 --> 00:18:05,030
I pledge to be the bond
that helps this office heal.

442
00:18:05,084 --> 00:18:06,360
Aww, that's sweet.

443
00:18:06,419 --> 00:18:09,120
Nine, ten, eleven, twelve...

444
00:18:09,170 --> 00:18:12,410
Not to take away from
Carl's beautiful moment,

445
00:18:12,480 --> 00:18:14,620
but I'm afraid I must say my goodbyes.

446
00:18:14,670 --> 00:18:15,680
No.

447
00:18:15,690 --> 00:18:17,040
- Yeah.
- Yeah.

448
00:18:19,265 --> 00:18:20,530
Victoria.

449
00:18:26,689 --> 00:18:28,010
Are you free tonight?

450
00:18:28,530 --> 00:18:29,540
I...

451
00:18:29,609 --> 00:18:31,890
My mom's out of town,
so I can stay out late.

452
00:18:34,180 --> 00:18:35,710
You live with your mum?

453
00:18:36,980 --> 00:18:39,270
I have... plans.

454
00:18:39,320 --> 00:18:42,730
- So... the plans...
- I just remembered that I have plans.

455
00:18:42,789 --> 00:18:44,110
- Yeah.
- So I can't...

456
00:18:46,730 --> 00:18:47,752
I know.

457
00:18:50,880 --> 00:18:53,130
- What was I thinking?
- I'm not sure.

458
00:18:53,180 --> 00:18:56,450
And with that, he was gone.

459
00:18:59,100 --> 00:19:02,180
Oh, Roman, the entrance
is that way. Yeah.

460
00:19:10,525 --> 00:19:14,890
I know you had a day, so I
thought you could use this.

461
00:19:14,946 --> 00:19:17,610
Thanks, but it doesn't look deep
enough to drown myself in.

462
00:19:17,660 --> 00:19:19,820
Okay, I'm gonna give you some space.

463
00:19:22,570 --> 00:19:24,030
Puzzle buddy.

464
00:19:24,080 --> 00:19:25,900
Are we gonna puzzle
again tomorrow at lunch?

465
00:19:25,920 --> 00:19:27,570
I feel like we're really on a roll.

466
00:19:27,620 --> 00:19:30,320
Uh, you know, I think I'm gonna
start working out at lunch.

467
00:19:30,378 --> 00:19:31,490
Oh, okay.

468
00:19:31,540 --> 00:19:34,730
Yeah, I just feel like puzzling's not
giving me enough cardio, so...

469
00:19:34,760 --> 00:19:37,343
Yeah, okay. That sounds
really healthy, so...

470
00:19:37,360 --> 00:19:38,510
- Yeah.
- Good for you.

471
00:19:38,560 --> 00:19:40,390
I can finish the puzzle on my own.

472
00:19:40,440 --> 00:19:42,770
- Well, I wish you luck.
- Thank you.

473
00:19:42,820 --> 00:19:44,300
Anyway, um, have a good night.

474
00:19:44,350 --> 00:19:46,540
- Yeah, you too. Goodnight.
- Thank you. Bye.

475
00:20:02,785 --> 00:20:03,970
That's weird.

476
00:20:19,450 --> 00:20:22,250
It's the freaking fountain.
The dogs are barking at it.

477
00:20:22,305 --> 00:20:23,514
Roman's a fraud!

478
00:20:23,530 --> 00:20:25,820
Nothing that happened today counts!

479
00:20:25,870 --> 00:20:28,830
Hard reset! I'm still the union rep!

480
00:20:28,850 --> 00:20:30,830
I'm still your leader!

481
00:20:32,780 --> 00:20:33,800
Going prone.

482
00:20:41,560 --> 00:20:44,120
- Where's your water?
- I don't have one.

483
00:20:45,870 --> 00:20:47,420
Slow burn, right?

484
00:20:47,470 --> 00:20:48,730
Slow burn.

485
00:20:48,780 --> 00:20:50,625
- Just...
- Slow death, I think is the expression.

486
00:20:50,626 --> 00:20:51,790
Oh, Jeez!

487
00:20:51,840 --> 00:20:52,850
Oh.

488
00:20:52,880 --> 00:20:53,919
Jeez.

489
00:20:54,860 --> 00:20:56,280
Thank you.

490
00:21:05,940 --> 00:21:07,170
- Come on.
- Okay.

491
00:21:07,225 --> 00:21:09,370
- Halfway there.
- Okay.

492
00:21:10,600 --> 00:21:11,820
Water.

493
00:21:13,189 --> 00:21:14,816
_

494
00:21:17,070 --> 00:21:18,100
Hey.

495
00:21:19,240 --> 00:21:21,120
Ah, good morning, Frank!

496
00:21:21,800 --> 00:21:23,310
Beautiful day.

497
00:21:28,300 --> 00:21:31,250
Oops, wrong leg.

498
00:21:34,620 --> 00:21:36,320
Son of a bitch.

499
00:21:37,020 --> 00:21:38,570
Well played, Carl.

500
00:21:39,040 --> 00:21:42,900
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