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Good morning.

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Since when do you drink coffee?

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Since I didn't get any sleep last night.

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Aw, honey. Bad dreams?

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I wish. I had to hear
people doing it all night.

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Oh.

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You heard that?

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Yes, and it was disgusting.

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I'm sorry.

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It's just that your father and
I were apart all summer...

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Oh, my God. I was talking
about Mandy and Georgie.

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Oh. Right.

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Ew! You were doing it, too?

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Well, it's... different.

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Your father and I are married,

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so when we're... amorous...

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I don't want to hear about this.

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What's for breakfast? I am hungry.

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Nope.

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- What's her problem?
- Thin walls.

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She heard Mandy and Georgie...

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- You know.
- Oh.

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At least she didn't hear us.

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You need to talk to your son.

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About what?

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I'm not sure I'm comfortable

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with him and Mandy being intimate.

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They have a baby, Mare.

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You're a little late to the party.

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But, now, they are
living under our roof,

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and they are still not married.

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This again?

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I am serious.

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We have teenagers living in the house.

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What kind of example are they setting?

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Same example you were
setting last night.

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- We are married.
- And they're engaged.

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Well, what are they waiting for?

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Why are you asking me?

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We have to say something.

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Or we mind our business.

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It is a sin, George.

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And like a good Christian,
I choose to forgive them.

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Cheers.

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Hey.

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You two decent?

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Yeah, come on in.

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Oh, hi, sweet girl.

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She keeping y'all up?

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Oh, no, she's a good sleeper.

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She gets that from me.

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So, uh, what's going on?

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Well, I want to talk to
you about your wedding.

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Uh, what about it?

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When's it happening?

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Oh.

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Well, honestly, since
the tornado and moving,

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we haven't really given it much thought.

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Of course, that makes sense.

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So, let's think about it now.

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What's the rush?

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Well, you're living together,

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sleeping together, doing...

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other things together.

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Told you we were being too loud.

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I'm ticklish, I can't help it.

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Okay. I just think, if you're
gonna be doing that,

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you should be married.

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I thought when you got
married you stop doing that.

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No, in fact... Don't change the subject.

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I'll get the monitor and the
computer, you get the printer.

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- Hello.
- Hello.

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- Don't forget the modem.
- Mm.

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I thought you were in school.

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Oh, I was.

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Evan and I just came
here to get my computer.

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I'm guessing this is Evan.

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- Yes.
- Isn't he great?

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Uh, Shelly, we're kind of
in the middle of something.

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Oh, still? I was hoping we were done.

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No, not done.

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Just pretend we're not here,
as I'm doing with you.

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I mean, she does have a point.

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What are we waiting for?

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I guess nothing.

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Okay, then.

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- Let's plan a wedding.
- Wait, a wedding?

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Does that mean I have
to be the best man?

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No, Sheldon.

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Okay. But I am the best,

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and I am a man, just listen to my voice.

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Okay, I'll do it.

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- Can I come?
- Sure.

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- No.
- No.

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Aw.

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- Hi.
- This is a nice surprise.

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- Mom around?
- Why?

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I'm not looking for a fight.
I just have a wedding update.

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Mm, sounds like fighting words to me.

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- Dad.
- Audrey!

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Mandy's here. She says she's
not looking for a fight.

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- Hello, Amanda.
- Hi, Mom.

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Just get chilly in here or what?

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- Mm.
- Just wanted you both to know

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that, uh, Georgie and I
are gonna be going down

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to City Hall next Friday, and
I was hoping you'd be there.

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City Hall?

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Is that really what you want?

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Well, it's not our first choice,

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but, you know, after the tornado,
it's kind of all we can afford.

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'Course we'll be there.

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If you want a bigger wedding,
we'll pay for it.

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What? I-I thought you
were too embarrassed

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for us to have a big wedding.

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Excuse me, I'm j... I'm gonna, uh...

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I don't want to argue.

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I just want to be part of
my granddaughter's life,

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part of your life.

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And Georgie's?

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Mm-hmm.

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And if a big wedding is what's
gonna make you happy,

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then I want to do that for you.

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- Okay, what's the catch?
- No catch.

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And if you want to get
married at City Hall,

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that's fine, too.

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Dad, Mom's being weird.

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I'm not here.

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I just...

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I just want to make
things right between us.

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Okay.

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Thanks.

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So what happens now?

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I'm not used to ending a conversation

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where one of us doesn't storm out.

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How about a hug?

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Okay.

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Oh, that is weird.

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Yeah, it was real nice of you
two to pay for the wedding.

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Well, you know, parents of the bride,

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- tradition.
- Yeah.

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If you need us to help out
at all, we can kick in.

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- No, we got it.
- Good, 'cause we can't.

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It's okay. I get to walk my
daughter down the aisle.

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- Can't put a price on that.
- Mm. Yeah.

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I was real happy to hear Mandy
and her mom are getting along.

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Oh, me, too.

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You know, I wouldn't say
this to either of 'em,

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but they're both a little, uh...

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Willful?

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Sure, let's go with willful.

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I'm so glad they're
having a real wedding.

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- Mm.
- I got married at City Hall,

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and I've always kind of regretted it.

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We went all out.

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I had a gown made special in Dallas

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with shoes to match,

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and a white cowboy hat
with a rhinestone brim.

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Oh. You must've been so beautiful.

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Did Jim wear a tux?

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Probably. I don't really remember.

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Do you think Mandy'll let us
help her pick out a dress?

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- I hope so.
- Mm.

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When she was a TV weather girl,

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you wouldn't believe
the outfits she wore.

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Oh, I'm sure she looked cute.

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Maybe if she was doing the
weather on the street corner.

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Oh, my.

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Well, I'm sure she'll dress
modestly for church.

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They are having a church wedding, right?

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Oh, they are definitely
having a church wedding.

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That is one thing I am not budging on.

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Good, you and I are both
on the same page there.

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In fact, I already talked
to Father Donovan.

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Oh.

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Uh, is that your father?

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No. He's our priest.

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Oh.

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So, you think they're getting
married in a Catholic church?

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Well, of course, we're Catholic.

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Oh.

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Well, Mandy said that you don't
go to church that often, so...

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how Catholic could you be?

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That's a funny question

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coming from a woman who
left her own church.

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I went back.

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And... my granddaughter is
not gonna be raised Catholic.

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She's gonna worship Jesus, not the Pope.

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We don't worship the Pope.

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Well y'all sure bought
him a pretty fancy car.

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You want another beer?

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Hang on.

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Yes.

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You people don't even dance.
What kind of a wedding is that?

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It is about the union of two souls,

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- not doing the hokeypokey.
- Well, George,

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- it was nice while it lasted.
- Hell of a lot more fun...

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- Yeah, you take care of yourself.
- ... than a reception

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- with no alcohol.
- All right.

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That's all you people
care about, drinking.

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Jesus drank wine!

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Well, he probably had to to
put up with people like you!

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She just thinks she can take
over the whole wedding.

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Well, they are paying for it.

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So they can just buy CeeCee's soul?

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No, no, no, you're right.

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How can you be eating right now?

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I was up at 4:00 a.m.
spritzing this thing.

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Come on, try some.

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I'm not hungry.

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You sound hungry.

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Fine.

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Okay, it's delicious,

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but it doesn't change anything.

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Ooh, smells good.

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Hey, where are my folks?

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Oh, what'd she do?

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I-I don't want to put you in the middle.

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Great. I'm gonna make a plate
before Dad finishes it all.

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What? I... There's 14 pounds.

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We're saying the same thing, big boy.

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It's just...

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Your mother's trying to get
you to do things her way,

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and I... want you to have
the wedding that you want.

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Which would be the
wedding that you want.

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Or do we want the same thing?

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Spit it out, Mary.

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Your mother is insisting

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that you get married
in the Catholic church.

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And you want us to get married
in the Baptist church.

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It's an option, but anywhere is fine.

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Is it?

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Yeah, but you can't drink and dance

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- at a Baptist wedding.
- Was I talking to you?

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Dumbass.

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It's just a little water on her
head, it's not a big deal.

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Sure.

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Um...

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It's your wedding, it's your child,

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if you are okay, I'm okay.

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I'm okay.

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Then I'm also okay.

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Hi, Pastor Jeff.

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Can you come over right now?

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I need you to save someone's soul.

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Whose soul needs saving?

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Is it Sheldon?

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- I've been waiting for this.
- No. We're still praying for him.

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Come in, we don't have much time.

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- What's going on?
- Mandy and Georgie are out,

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so I was hoping that
maybe we could sneak in

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an early baptism for CeeCee.

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You know we don't do infant baptism.

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Yeah, yeah. But I'm afraid
that if we don't do it now,

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CeeCee's gonna end up... Catholic.

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They do love to get 'em early.

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Yes. Come on.

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Do you trust in Jesus Christ

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as your personal Lord and Savior?

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Close enough.

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It's on your profession of
faith that I baptize you

262
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in the name of the Father,

263
00:10:38,440 --> 00:10:41,040
- Son and the Holy...
- Hey.

264
00:10:41,099 --> 00:10:44,300
Hey, sweetie. How was school?

265
00:10:44,352 --> 00:10:46,050
What's going on here?

266
00:10:46,104 --> 00:10:48,640
- Just washing CeeCee's hair.
- Mm.

267
00:10:48,690 --> 00:10:50,510
With Pastor Jeff?

268
00:10:51,230 --> 00:10:52,560
It takes a village.

269
00:10:53,890 --> 00:10:55,240
Whatever.

270
00:10:58,270 --> 00:11:00,520
- Go, go, go, go.
- ... and the Holy Spirit.

271
00:11:00,577 --> 00:11:02,230
Amen.

272
00:11:03,496 --> 00:11:05,220
In your face, Catholics.

273
00:11:06,041 --> 00:11:09,570
You know, I was thinking,
for your something old,

274
00:11:09,620 --> 00:11:11,120
you could wear my veil.

275
00:11:12,200 --> 00:11:14,100
You know, Georgie's 11
years younger than me.

276
00:11:14,150 --> 00:11:16,720
I-I think I am the something old.

277
00:11:16,770 --> 00:11:17,950
Don't worry.

278
00:11:18,000 --> 00:11:21,000
When he loses all his hair, he's
gonna look way older than you.

279
00:11:21,050 --> 00:11:22,090
Aw.

280
00:11:22,140 --> 00:11:23,440
Thanks.

281
00:11:24,390 --> 00:11:26,750
Hey, would you be upset
if we didn't get married

282
00:11:26,800 --> 00:11:28,130
by Father Donovan?

283
00:11:28,188 --> 00:11:31,430
Did that woman convince
you to get married Baptist?

284
00:11:32,230 --> 00:11:35,060
She says it's not a cult,
but I'm not so sure.

285
00:11:35,110 --> 00:11:38,230
No, no. We're just... We're
thinking maybe no church.

286
00:11:38,240 --> 00:11:41,230
It's just causing fights, and
Georgie and I don't really care.

287
00:11:41,284 --> 00:11:44,140
What about CeeCee? Aren't
you gonna get her baptized?

288
00:11:44,190 --> 00:11:46,230
I don't know. Maybe when she's older.

289
00:11:46,240 --> 00:11:48,200
If that's what she wants.

290
00:11:50,080 --> 00:11:51,560
It's your wedding.

291
00:11:51,610 --> 00:11:54,130
Whatever makes you happy makes me happy.

292
00:11:54,180 --> 00:11:56,410
Thanks, Mom. That means a lot.

293
00:11:56,466 --> 00:11:57,940
Look at that sweater.

294
00:11:57,990 --> 00:11:59,840
That would look so good on you.

295
00:11:59,890 --> 00:12:01,440
Actually, that is cute.

296
00:12:01,490 --> 00:12:03,960
- You should go try it on.
- You think so?

297
00:12:04,015 --> 00:12:05,670
Yeah. I'll watch CeeCee.

298
00:12:05,680 --> 00:12:07,590
We'll go do a lap around the park.

299
00:12:08,040 --> 00:12:09,130
Really?

300
00:12:09,187 --> 00:12:11,550
Here. Take my credit card.

301
00:12:11,600 --> 00:12:12,700
It's on me.

302
00:12:13,590 --> 00:12:14,720
Thanks.

303
00:12:28,248 --> 00:12:31,070
I baptize you in the name of the Father

304
00:12:31,126 --> 00:12:32,860
and the Son

305
00:12:32,919 --> 00:12:34,940
and the Holy Spirit. Amen.

306
00:12:34,990 --> 00:12:36,700
Amen.

307
00:12:36,756 --> 00:12:39,660
Here's a little something for you.

308
00:12:42,570 --> 00:12:43,880
- Mmm.
- Mmm.

309
00:12:43,930 --> 00:12:45,580
- This is delicious.
- Mm.

310
00:12:45,630 --> 00:12:48,260
You should've tried it two days ago.

311
00:12:48,310 --> 00:12:50,260
I wanted to. But, instead, we left.

312
00:12:54,310 --> 00:12:57,190
- That's all in the past.
- Right.

313
00:12:57,240 --> 00:13:00,140
It was silly of us to put
our stuff onto the kids.

314
00:13:00,196 --> 00:13:01,850
It's their wedding.

315
00:13:01,906 --> 00:13:04,000
Weddings make everyone crazy.

316
00:13:04,050 --> 00:13:06,520
They're also a celebration of love.

317
00:13:07,120 --> 00:13:08,260
Sure.

318
00:13:08,890 --> 00:13:11,130
Well, whatever they decide with CeeCee,

319
00:13:11,180 --> 00:13:13,820
- that is up to them.
- And the Lord.

320
00:13:14,450 --> 00:13:16,620
- Amen.
- Amen, indeed.

321
00:13:23,803 --> 00:13:26,420
Shelly, everything okay?

322
00:13:26,473 --> 00:13:27,480
No, it is not.

323
00:13:27,490 --> 00:13:29,710
Both my computer and my
trust have been betrayed.

324
00:13:29,768 --> 00:13:32,550
Okay. Well, we-we're with company now.

325
00:13:32,590 --> 00:13:33,880
You can fill us in later.

326
00:13:33,938 --> 00:13:35,720
I won't ruin your dinner
with the suspense.

327
00:13:35,774 --> 00:13:37,640
Evan upgraded my computer.

328
00:13:37,692 --> 00:13:38,790
Oh.

329
00:13:38,840 --> 00:13:40,140
That sounds nice.

330
00:13:40,195 --> 00:13:41,600
He didn't even ask me.

331
00:13:41,654 --> 00:13:44,170
- Is it better?
- It's different.

332
00:13:44,190 --> 00:13:46,249
What kind of person takes something
that doesn't belong to them

333
00:13:46,250 --> 00:13:47,770
and changes it behind their back?

334
00:13:51,130 --> 00:13:53,360
Well, m-maybe he thought

335
00:13:53,410 --> 00:13:55,740
he was doing the best
thing for your computer.

336
00:13:55,794 --> 00:13:58,120
It's my computer. It should
have been my decision.

337
00:13:59,090 --> 00:14:00,960
I don't even have a
room to storm off to!

338
00:14:04,850 --> 00:14:06,170
He gonna be okay?

339
00:14:06,221 --> 00:14:08,530
Oh. Tonight, sure.

340
00:14:08,580 --> 00:14:09,760
Big picture?

341
00:14:13,186 --> 00:14:15,510
I've got a hot wife and a Nobel Prize.

342
00:14:15,560 --> 00:14:17,260
I turned out fine.

343
00:14:19,810 --> 00:14:20,980
Hey. You need a hand?

344
00:14:21,030 --> 00:14:22,970
Oh. Yeah. Thank you.

345
00:14:24,600 --> 00:14:26,520
Sounds like things went
better with my parents.

346
00:14:26,574 --> 00:14:28,280
Yes. All good.

347
00:14:28,330 --> 00:14:30,940
We were both being stubborn before.

348
00:14:30,990 --> 00:14:33,260
Yeah, I know this is hard, but...

349
00:14:33,310 --> 00:14:36,320
thank you for letting us make
our own decisions for our kid.

350
00:14:37,040 --> 00:14:38,240
Mm-hmm.

351
00:14:38,294 --> 00:14:39,670
You okay?

352
00:14:39,720 --> 00:14:41,390
Yeah, yeah. Mm.

353
00:14:41,420 --> 00:14:45,500
But, um... there's something
you should know.

354
00:14:45,550 --> 00:14:47,170
CeeCee...

355
00:14:47,220 --> 00:14:50,990
accidentally got splashed here
in the sink this morning.

356
00:14:52,559 --> 00:14:53,670
So what?

357
00:14:53,726 --> 00:14:55,980
Uh, Pastor Jeff did the splashing

358
00:14:56,030 --> 00:14:57,470
while he was baptizing her.

359
00:14:58,982 --> 00:15:00,540
That's all.

360
00:15:03,027 --> 00:15:04,027
Can you believe it?

361
00:15:04,070 --> 00:15:06,460
I'm not surprised she would
do something like this.

362
00:15:06,510 --> 00:15:07,810
But don't worry...

363
00:15:07,860 --> 00:15:09,350
I was one move ahead.

364
00:15:09,409 --> 00:15:10,900
What does that mean?

365
00:15:10,952 --> 00:15:13,980
It means my granddaughter's
soul is safe.

366
00:15:14,600 --> 00:15:15,690
What did you do?

367
00:15:15,748 --> 00:15:17,740
Is that the sweater I bought you?

368
00:15:17,792 --> 00:15:19,160
Oh, it looks so cute.

369
00:15:19,210 --> 00:15:20,370
What did you do?!

370
00:15:20,880 --> 00:15:22,922
I baptized her. Grow up.

371
00:15:23,750 --> 00:15:27,010
Hey! Thought I heard you... Okay.

372
00:15:30,763 --> 00:15:32,920
And they both went behind our backs.

373
00:15:32,974 --> 00:15:35,420
I mean... can you believe that?

374
00:15:35,477 --> 00:15:38,340
Well, my mom's pretty religious,
so that makes sense.

375
00:15:38,396 --> 00:15:41,720
And you're just... okay with this?

376
00:15:41,774 --> 00:15:43,100
Is it that big a deal?

377
00:15:43,150 --> 00:15:44,850
They sprinkled some water
on CeeCee's head

378
00:15:44,880 --> 00:15:46,240
and asked God to look out for her.

379
00:15:46,260 --> 00:15:49,310
- Where's the harm?
- Do I have to explain it to you?

380
00:15:49,365 --> 00:15:50,365
No.

381
00:15:51,409 --> 00:15:53,060
But could you?

382
00:15:53,800 --> 00:15:56,770
They're making decisions about
our child without talking to us.

383
00:15:56,780 --> 00:15:58,740
That's totally unacceptable.

384
00:15:58,791 --> 00:16:00,820
I'm right there with you. Not cool.

385
00:16:00,877 --> 00:16:03,200
Okay, so what are we gonna do about it?

386
00:16:03,254 --> 00:16:05,090
Well, I'm gonna talk to both of 'em

387
00:16:05,100 --> 00:16:07,510
and make it real clear
there'll be no more baptizing.

388
00:16:07,530 --> 00:16:09,620
We are done with that.

389
00:16:10,300 --> 00:16:12,580
I forget sometimes what a child you are.

390
00:16:12,639 --> 00:16:14,960
You know, when you say
hurtful stuff like that,

391
00:16:15,010 --> 00:16:16,670
you sound a little like your mother.

392
00:16:16,726 --> 00:16:18,300
Say that again.

393
00:16:20,020 --> 00:16:21,890
Kind of wish I never
said it the first time.

394
00:16:21,940 --> 00:16:23,010
Mm-hmm.

395
00:16:25,276 --> 00:16:26,930
Why do I even talk?

396
00:16:27,695 --> 00:16:29,610
Evan upgraded my computer,

397
00:16:29,660 --> 00:16:30,990
which made it smarter.

398
00:16:31,040 --> 00:16:32,650
There was one problem...

399
00:16:32,700 --> 00:16:34,300
the darn thing was smarter than me.

400
00:16:34,350 --> 00:16:35,360
Check.

401
00:16:38,280 --> 00:16:39,360
What are you doing here?

402
00:16:39,415 --> 00:16:40,510
What are you doing here?

403
00:16:40,560 --> 00:16:42,530
Mandy and I had a little disagreement.

404
00:16:42,580 --> 00:16:44,450
I'm giving her some space to cool off.

405
00:16:44,504 --> 00:16:46,740
That seems wise.
You can be quite annoying.

406
00:16:46,798 --> 00:16:48,680
I thought you were staying at your dorm.

407
00:16:48,730 --> 00:16:51,080
I was. My roommate violated my Tandy.

408
00:16:51,135 --> 00:16:52,500
Who's Tandy?

409
00:16:54,138 --> 00:16:55,460
Oh. That's sick.

410
00:16:55,515 --> 00:16:57,040
That's what I said.

411
00:16:57,840 --> 00:16:59,140
Mind if I crash here tonight?

412
00:16:59,190 --> 00:17:00,360
I do.

413
00:17:00,410 --> 00:17:02,260
Yeah, well, I'm crashing here tonight.

414
00:17:02,310 --> 00:17:03,340
Fine.

415
00:17:03,850 --> 00:17:05,280
Let me ask you a question.

416
00:17:05,330 --> 00:17:07,350
Can you un-baptize somebody?

417
00:17:07,402 --> 00:17:09,190
Well, since it's a magical ceremony

418
00:17:09,240 --> 00:17:11,120
that doesn't mean anything,
then, sure, why not?

419
00:17:11,140 --> 00:17:14,020
In the name of science and
reason, I un-baptize you.

420
00:17:14,075 --> 00:17:15,650
No, not me. Put it back.

421
00:17:15,702 --> 00:17:17,290
Oh. Okay.

422
00:17:17,340 --> 00:17:19,030
Control-Z. You're baptized.

423
00:17:19,080 --> 00:17:20,430
Thanks.

424
00:17:20,480 --> 00:17:23,100
And it's not for me.
It's for my daughter.

425
00:17:23,150 --> 00:17:25,000
Mom baptized her in the kitchen sink,

426
00:17:25,050 --> 00:17:27,200
and Mandy's mom did it
in a Catholic church.

427
00:17:27,255 --> 00:17:29,010
Sure. Baptists versus Catholics.

428
00:17:29,060 --> 00:17:31,500
Much blood was shed
over that in the 1500s.

429
00:17:31,551 --> 00:17:33,040
They did it without telling us.

430
00:17:33,094 --> 00:17:36,090
- Rude.
- Anyway, Mandy's on a warpath,

431
00:17:36,140 --> 00:17:37,880
and all they were trying to do is help.

432
00:17:37,932 --> 00:17:40,800
Well, you're lucky it was just
a baby and not a computer.

433
00:17:41,460 --> 00:17:42,590
It don't look broken.

434
00:17:43,300 --> 00:17:45,430
- "Doesn't." And it isn't.
- "Ain't."

435
00:17:45,481 --> 00:17:47,930
Point is, my roommate
went behind my back.

436
00:17:47,984 --> 00:17:49,470
Did he at least mean well?

437
00:17:49,527 --> 00:17:51,430
Absolutely. He's a nice fella.

438
00:17:51,487 --> 00:17:52,810
Then what's your problem?

439
00:17:52,864 --> 00:17:54,390
I'll show you.

440
00:17:57,410 --> 00:17:59,110
Check. Checkmate.

441
00:17:59,160 --> 00:18:00,440
Computer wins.

442
00:18:00,496 --> 00:18:02,250
And it's set to novice level.

443
00:18:02,800 --> 00:18:05,380
I don't understand a damn
thing I'm looking at.

444
00:18:07,710 --> 00:18:09,760
I'm not a lawyer, but you
could make the argument

445
00:18:09,810 --> 00:18:11,950
that my child was kidnapped, twice.

446
00:18:12,008 --> 00:18:13,800
And you'd think Georgie
would be on my side,

447
00:18:13,850 --> 00:18:15,330
but he wasn't even upset.

448
00:18:15,386 --> 00:18:18,750
Well, you know, sometimes
men can be... idiots.

449
00:18:18,806 --> 00:18:20,300
Lovable idiots.

450
00:18:20,350 --> 00:18:23,840
Look, they crossed the line,
and there is no defending that.

451
00:18:23,895 --> 00:18:24,920
- Thank you.
- You know,

452
00:18:24,979 --> 00:18:26,229
sometimes grandparents just think

453
00:18:26,230 --> 00:18:27,590
they can do whatever they want.

454
00:18:27,649 --> 00:18:29,770
- And they can't.
- That's right.

455
00:18:29,820 --> 00:18:31,640
Great-grandparents, on the other hand,

456
00:18:31,690 --> 00:18:33,730
well, they get a free pass.

457
00:18:33,780 --> 00:18:35,690
'Cause they got one foot in the grave.

458
00:18:35,740 --> 00:18:37,100
Take a break.

459
00:18:37,158 --> 00:18:38,610
So, what am I gonna do?

460
00:18:38,660 --> 00:18:40,560
I mean, I live with Mary, and...

461
00:18:40,610 --> 00:18:41,910
I'm stuck with my mother.

462
00:18:41,960 --> 00:18:44,150
Well, there have to be consequences.

463
00:18:44,207 --> 00:18:45,207
Maybe you could start

464
00:18:45,250 --> 00:18:47,910
by cutting off access to
CeeCee for a little while.

465
00:18:47,960 --> 00:18:49,700
Yeah, but then I have no babysitters.

466
00:18:49,754 --> 00:18:51,330
Well, let's keep thinking.

467
00:18:51,381 --> 00:18:52,950
Unless you two are volunteering.

468
00:18:53,007 --> 00:18:54,070
Keep thinking.

469
00:18:57,010 --> 00:18:59,130
- Morning.
- Morning.

470
00:18:59,180 --> 00:19:00,920
What do you want?

471
00:19:02,090 --> 00:19:03,960
I brought you some flowers.

472
00:19:06,710 --> 00:19:08,260
You didn't have to do that.

473
00:19:08,314 --> 00:19:10,840
I had to do something to apologize.

474
00:19:12,100 --> 00:19:13,260
For?

475
00:19:13,970 --> 00:19:16,980
For... not being on your side?

476
00:19:17,031 --> 00:19:18,310
Attaboy.

477
00:19:18,366 --> 00:19:19,440
Thank you.

478
00:19:21,060 --> 00:19:22,860
Y'all got anything going on today?

479
00:19:22,912 --> 00:19:24,280
Not much.

480
00:19:24,330 --> 00:19:26,240
Well, I had a nap on the docket.

481
00:19:26,290 --> 00:19:28,280
How do you feel about
coming down to City Hall

482
00:19:28,330 --> 00:19:30,560
to witness me and
Georgie getting married?

483
00:19:30,610 --> 00:19:32,080
- We're getting married?
- Shh.

484
00:19:32,130 --> 00:19:33,700
What about your parents?

485
00:19:33,756 --> 00:19:35,882
Well, you're the one that said
there had to be consequences.

486
00:19:35,883 --> 00:19:38,290
So we're really not
gonna invite our folks?

487
00:19:38,344 --> 00:19:39,710
Is that okay?

488
00:19:39,762 --> 00:19:42,580
Mm, I guess the only person
I need there is you.

489
00:19:43,766 --> 00:19:45,980
Oh. A spite wedding.

490
00:19:46,030 --> 00:19:47,300
I had one of those.

491
00:19:47,353 --> 00:19:49,380
Shut up. Let me get my purse.

492
00:19:50,273 --> 00:19:54,270
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