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I have a special treat for y'all today.

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My dear friend and former
college roommate is here

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from the Johnson Space Center

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in Houston to talk to us
about our space program.

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And yeah, I know what you're thinking.

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These guys were roomies.

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How does one go on

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to be a.... a fancy scientist at NASA,

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and the other's
teaching freshman science

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at a public high school?

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Yeah, Sheldon.

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I was thinking that.

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Thank you.

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All right, uh, let's give a warm welcome

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to my good buddy, Dr. Ronald Hodges.

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Hey, kids. Hey.

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Glad to be here. And,
uh, Hubert, the answer

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to your question is, one of
those roomies was busy studying

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while the other was out
chasing high school girls.

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Yeah.

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To be clear, they were all over 18.

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Yeah. Well...

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Now, what I thought would
be fun to talk about today

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is what NASA's planning on
doing beyond the space shuttle.

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Things like the first
manned mission to Mars.

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Uh, yeah.

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Did you see the movie Aliens?

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I did.

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Did you think it was cool?

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Uh...

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Sure, I enjoyed it.

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Me, too.

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Football player, right?

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Yes, sir.

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Yeah.

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Now, of course, before

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we can set out to
explore the solar system,

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we've got a few minor
problems to overcome.

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Not the least of which is, every time

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we launch, it costs the U.S. taxpayers

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hundreds of millions of dollars.

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Oh, no, no, no.

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Yes. If you want to save money,

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why don't you land the booster rockets

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instead of letting
them drop in the ocean?

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That's a cute idea, but, uh,
it's not technically possible.

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Why not?

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Well, it's hard to explain.

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The math is pretty complicated.

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Perhaps I could help you with it.

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Well,

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I bet you could.

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I'll bet you could.

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I'll tell you what.
Here is a NASA patch.

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Why don't you have your mom
sew that on your book bag? Now,

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who here wants to know how
astronauts go to the bathroom?

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- Me. I do.
- Oh, right. See,

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now, during liftoff, all the astronauts

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wear diapers.

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People often wonder why I chose

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to pursue a career in
theoretical physics.

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I usually respond by saying

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I wanted to unravel the inner
workings of the universe.

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Yeah, perhaps when

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Captain Kirk said, "To boldly go,"

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he meant in one of those, huh?

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But the real answer was

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I wanted to prove this nincompoop wrong.

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Yeah, that's right. Beam me up, Potty!

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- Synced and corrected by VitoSilans -
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So I saw a lawyer today.

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Why?

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I'm putting together my
last will and testament.

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We're gonna miss ya.

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George.

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Don't worry. I ain't leaving him squat.

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Are you dyin'?

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We're all dyin', honey.

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From the second we're born,

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it's just a slip and
slide into the darkness.

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Unless you get bit by a vampire.

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Well, now that goes without saying.

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I don't want to die. I've only kissed

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one boy so far.

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What?

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Relax. It was a long time ago.

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Are you relaxed?

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Shelly, you haven't

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touched your dinner.

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You feel okay?

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Oh, yes. I was just thinking.

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About what, baby?

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The optimal height-to-width
ratio for a reusable rocket.

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I was just

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thinking the exact same thing.

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Really?

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Oh, Moonpie, I love you so much.

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It's late. What are you doing up?

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I'm working on the
hyperbolic calculations

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for a rocket return.

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Need any help?

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What?

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I'm kiddin'. Now, turn out
the light and go to bed.

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- But...
- Now.

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Dad, can we afford a computer?

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You do my taxes. What do you think?

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Never mind.

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Good night.

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Meemaw?

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Mr. Moonpie, how might I help you?

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How much money are you planning
to leave me when you die?

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Nice talkin' to you.

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Meemaw?

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Want to try that again?

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I need to buy a computer

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so I can solve the
Navier-Stokes equation.

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Uh-huh. How much is a computer?

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Apple has a nice one for $2,000,

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but the kind I need costs three million.

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Let me see what I got in the vault.

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Nine bucks and, uh...

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Oh, look at that... a peso.

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It's warm.

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Hello, First National Bank.

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I'd like to speak with a loan officer.

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It's regarding a second
mortgage on my home.

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My name is Sheldon Lee Cooper.

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Sure, I'll hold.

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Oh, I hate hold music.

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Hello.

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Yes, you can help me,
Dorothy Fitzpatrick.

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I'm interested in taking
out a second mortgage.

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I'm nine years old. Why do you ask?

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That's called age
discrimination, Dorothy,

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but I'm willing to let it slide.

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I'm glad you find me cute,
but I'm deadly serious.

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I need funds to buy a computer.

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No, the house isn't in my name.

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I'm nine. We've established this.

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I do prepare the taxes for my parents,

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and if we tighten our belts,

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we'll have sufficient
equity for the loan.

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Sheldon, who are you talking to?

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Dorothy Fitzpatrick.

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Who's Dorothy Fitzpatrick?

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Is she a new buddy from school?

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She's the loan officer at The
First National Bank of Medford.

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Why are you talking to her?

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Mom, can this wait?

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I'm trying to negotiate favorable terms.

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Hello. Dorothy?

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Hey, how come you weren't in math class?

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That guy from NASA
treated me like a child,

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and I need to prove him wrong.

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You are a child.

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Tread lightly, my friend.

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Was Ms. Ingram upset I wasn't in class?

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Actually, she was happy.

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She even did a little dance.

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Do you know anybody with a modem?

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I think Radio Shack has one. Why?

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I need to access thrust-to-weight ratios

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from the FTP server at
the Johnson Space Center.

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Then what?

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Then I show that guy from NASA my work

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and laugh as he begs for mercy.

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You know, sometimes you
sound like a super villain.

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Silence!

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That'll be more effective after

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your voice changes.

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Silence.

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Mom, can you take me to Radio Shack?

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Not today, baby.

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I have to go food shopping
and get dinner started.

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But it's important.

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Sorry. Maybe over the weekend.

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But it won't take that long.

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Sheldon, I said no.

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- But, Mom...
- Not another word.

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What?

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Can't I just be happy?

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Mom, please!

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Sheldon Lee, I said no.

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I'm still happy.

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Please, Mom! You're being unfair!

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- No.
- But I really need those

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thrust-to-weight ratios.

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Do you see I'm cookin'?

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Well, take me after dinner.

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Enough! I'm not takin'
you anywhere tonight.

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I'm not proud of it,

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but as a child, I was prone...

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to the occasional meltdown.

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Cheese and crackers!

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I'm sorry you had to hear that.

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All right, I finally
got him calmed down.

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How'd you manage that?

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Easy. Gave him a hug
and a little cough syrup.

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Mom!

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It's not like he's
operating heavy machinery.

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We can't keep putting
up with this behavior.

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We need to ground him.

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How? If you say "No playing
outside," he says, "Thank you."

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Well, we need to do something.

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It's just a tantrum. It's what kids do.

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You used to punish me all the time.

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That was different. You
were a pain in the ass.

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I say no Radio Shack
for at least a month.

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Sounds fair.

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I'll go tell him.

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I'd wait and tell him tomorrow.

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He's a little loopy right now.

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Good night.

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She drugged our son.

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Thus began the longest month of my life.

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Without the ability to access
the thrust-to-weight ratios,

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my well-intended effort to
humiliate a NASA scientist

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ground to a halt.

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Mom.

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Uh... what's going on?

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Something's wrong with Sheldon.

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What's the matter,
baby? Have a tummy ache?

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I think it's an ulcer.

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Don't be silly.

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- You must have eaten something.
- No.

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My symptoms are
consistent with an ulcer.

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Shelly, remember when you thought

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you had leprosy, and it was
just a patch of dry skin?

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And when you thought you had
gout? Or an enlarged prostate?

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Or mad cow?

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That was my favorite.

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Well, this is different.

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Maybe we should take him to the doctor.

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Listen to your wife...
Ulcers are serious.

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Ow.

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Well, I've never seen
this in someone so young,

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but, uh, your son has an ulcer.

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Thank you.

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How could this happen?

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Uh, there are a number of factors.

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Has he been under

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some unusual stress lately?

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Yes. She won't take me to Radio Shack.

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Go wait outside.

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I've heard some interesting research

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about treating ulcers

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with antimicrobials.

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Go.

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And you're surprised I have an ulcer.

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I'm surprised I don't have one.

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Um, Radio Shack?

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He's trying to figure out
how to help NASA land rockets.

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Oh. Well, that's a nice thing.

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He's just doing it out of spite.

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Okay.

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Well, keep him off spicy
foods for the time being,

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and I'll write you a
prescription for Zantac.

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Does he smoke?

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'Course not. He's nine.

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I started at his age.

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Uh, but only when I drank.

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What the...?

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Sheldon! What are you doing?

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I just need a minute.
These things are so slow.

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Is this your family?

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They're lovely.

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- Mom.
- What?

268
00:11:57,691 --> 00:11:59,832
There's something wrong
with Sheldon again.

269
00:11:59,835 --> 00:12:01,020
I figured it out!

270
00:12:01,023 --> 00:12:02,661
I figured it out!

271
00:12:02,663 --> 00:12:04,263
One night.

272
00:12:04,265 --> 00:12:05,976
I want to sleep one night.

273
00:12:07,999 --> 00:12:09,801
Oh. Hi, Mom.

274
00:12:09,803 --> 00:12:11,444
Hi there.

275
00:12:15,476 --> 00:12:18,934
With my research complete
and my ulcer on the mend,

276
00:12:18,937 --> 00:12:22,309
all that was left to do
was send my work to NASA

277
00:12:22,312 --> 00:12:25,851
and wait to become America's
scientific sweetheart.

278
00:12:29,421 --> 00:12:30,789
So I waited...

279
00:12:34,573 --> 00:12:36,495
and waited...

280
00:12:38,914 --> 00:12:40,899
and waited...

281
00:12:50,722 --> 00:12:52,878
and waited.

282
00:12:56,128 --> 00:12:58,555
Something's wrong with Sheldon again.

283
00:12:58,558 --> 00:12:59,657
Now what?

284
00:12:59,660 --> 00:13:02,633
Those people at NASA never
responded to his science stuff.

285
00:13:02,636 --> 00:13:05,090
Damn it. I've had enough of this.

286
00:13:05,092 --> 00:13:07,092
Sheldon, get up.

287
00:13:07,094 --> 00:13:09,127
What's the point?

288
00:13:09,129 --> 00:13:11,730
We're going to Houston.

289
00:13:12,600 --> 00:13:13,899
Really?

290
00:13:13,901 --> 00:13:15,067
Yeah.

291
00:13:15,069 --> 00:13:17,536
You and me are gonna
give those space monkeys

292
00:13:17,538 --> 00:13:18,971
a little talkin' to.

293
00:13:18,973 --> 00:13:22,300
I often found my father to be

294
00:13:22,303 --> 00:13:24,485
a strange and puzzling man,

295
00:13:24,488 --> 00:13:28,141
but at that moment, I
never loved him more.

296
00:13:32,485 --> 00:13:35,186
I don't see why I couldn't stay home.

297
00:13:35,189 --> 00:13:37,890
'Cause we're having a fun family outin'.

298
00:13:37,892 --> 00:13:39,525
Can I at least drive?

299
00:13:39,527 --> 00:13:41,472
She said fun, not tragic.

300
00:13:42,735 --> 00:13:44,219
Let's go to the ostrich farm.

301
00:13:44,222 --> 00:13:45,246
Cool.

302
00:13:45,249 --> 00:13:47,230
We can ride 'em, and
then we can eat 'em.

303
00:13:47,233 --> 00:13:48,566
We're not stopping anywhere.

304
00:13:48,568 --> 00:13:50,469
We're going to Houston to
straighten this thing out

305
00:13:50,471 --> 00:13:52,270
for your brother, then we're going home.

306
00:13:52,273 --> 00:13:54,206
Shelly, you doing okay?

307
00:13:54,208 --> 00:13:56,842
Yes. I just hope I don't get carsick.

308
00:13:56,844 --> 00:13:58,911
You want Daddy to pull over?

309
00:13:58,913 --> 00:14:00,946
I'll be okay.

310
00:14:00,948 --> 00:14:02,550
Oh, God, it's

311
00:14:02,553 --> 00:14:05,050
on my shoes, it's on my shoes!

312
00:14:05,052 --> 00:14:08,220
For Pete's sake, somebody open a window.

313
00:14:15,829 --> 00:14:17,696
Yeah, I don't mean to be rude,

314
00:14:17,698 --> 00:14:19,197
but we've been waitin' for an hour

315
00:14:19,199 --> 00:14:20,933
- to see your boss.
- I'm sorry, sir,

316
00:14:20,935 --> 00:14:23,302
- but you didn't have an appointment.
- We didn't have

317
00:14:23,304 --> 00:14:25,938
an appointment 'cause every time
I called, you put me on hold.

318
00:14:25,940 --> 00:14:29,808
I'm sure Dr. Hodges'll
see you as soon as he can.

319
00:14:32,012 --> 00:14:34,780
- So, what do you want to do?
- I don't know.

320
00:14:34,783 --> 00:14:37,416
I guess we just got to
be patient and wait...

321
00:14:37,418 --> 00:14:38,830
Aw, screw it!

322
00:14:38,833 --> 00:14:40,551
Excuse me, sir, you can't just...

323
00:14:40,554 --> 00:14:42,287
All right, here's the deal.

324
00:14:42,289 --> 00:14:44,189
My kid's got a damn ulcer 'cause of you,

325
00:14:44,191 --> 00:14:45,975
so either you take him seriously,

326
00:14:45,978 --> 00:14:47,843
or you're gonna be taking me seriously.

327
00:14:49,963 --> 00:14:50,962
Yes, sir?

328
00:14:50,965 --> 00:14:52,398
Janice, why don't you

329
00:14:52,401 --> 00:14:54,205
send the little boy in?

330
00:14:54,208 --> 00:14:55,596
Right away.

331
00:14:57,938 --> 00:15:00,172
He'll see you now.

332
00:15:00,174 --> 00:15:02,362
You're up, Moonpie.

333
00:15:10,243 --> 00:15:11,843
And here...

334
00:15:11,846 --> 00:15:14,219
near apogee, we gimbal the engine

335
00:15:14,221 --> 00:15:15,721
to exert a torque

336
00:15:15,723 --> 00:15:17,823
that executes a pitchover maneuver

337
00:15:17,825 --> 00:15:20,604
to flip the rocket by 180 degrees.

338
00:15:22,041 --> 00:15:24,429
Well, that's very impressive.

339
00:15:24,431 --> 00:15:26,565
Thank you very much
for taking the time...

340
00:15:26,567 --> 00:15:27,799
I'm not done.

341
00:15:27,801 --> 00:15:29,471
Oh.

342
00:15:29,474 --> 00:15:31,003
Uh... sorry.

343
00:15:31,005 --> 00:15:32,404
Needless to say,

344
00:15:32,406 --> 00:15:36,054
we use a P.I.D. controller
to minimize the dispersions

345
00:15:36,057 --> 00:15:38,176
to the landing site.

346
00:15:38,178 --> 00:15:40,307
Anything else?

347
00:15:40,310 --> 00:15:42,781
Yes. I'd like a glass of water.

348
00:15:42,783 --> 00:15:44,799
It's time to take my Zantac.

349
00:15:45,886 --> 00:15:47,830
Oh...

350
00:15:50,090 --> 00:15:52,124
He's been in there quite a while.

351
00:15:52,126 --> 00:15:53,458
Well, if the topic

352
00:15:53,460 --> 00:15:56,268
is science, he can be
a really Chatty Patty.

353
00:15:56,271 --> 00:15:57,569
I'm bored.

354
00:15:57,572 --> 00:15:59,598
- Me, too.
- Hey.

355
00:15:59,600 --> 00:16:02,200
Someday somebody's gonna
write a book about Sheldon.

356
00:16:02,202 --> 00:16:04,436
Don't you want there to be a chapter

357
00:16:04,438 --> 00:16:07,955
about how loving and
supportive you two were?

358
00:16:07,958 --> 00:16:09,823
Doesn't matter. I ain't reading it.

359
00:16:12,880 --> 00:16:14,880
This is groundbreaking work.

360
00:16:14,882 --> 00:16:16,848
Thank you. And...?

361
00:16:16,850 --> 00:16:18,350
And...?

362
00:16:18,352 --> 00:16:20,252
I thought you might want to apologize.

363
00:16:20,254 --> 00:16:21,253
Well...

364
00:16:21,255 --> 00:16:22,821
why?

365
00:16:22,823 --> 00:16:25,590
You tried to shut me up with a patch.

366
00:16:25,592 --> 00:16:28,198
Well... I-I give those to everyone.

367
00:16:28,201 --> 00:16:30,094
A-And you have to understand, Sheldon,

368
00:16:30,097 --> 00:16:33,498
that while your math is-is
theoretically correct,

369
00:16:33,500 --> 00:16:37,033
we don't have the technical
capability to execute it.

370
00:16:37,036 --> 00:16:38,969
So I'm ahead of my time?

371
00:16:38,972 --> 00:16:42,374
Well... it would appear so.

372
00:16:42,376 --> 00:16:44,743
All right, call me when you catch up.

373
00:16:45,612 --> 00:16:46,812
W... uh...

374
00:16:46,814 --> 00:16:48,413
We can go now.

375
00:17:00,794 --> 00:17:04,148
I've often contemplated
what might have happened

376
00:17:04,151 --> 00:17:06,798
if my father hadn't
stuck up for me that day.

377
00:17:06,800 --> 00:17:08,800
Would I have gone on to become

378
00:17:08,802 --> 00:17:10,769
a world-class theoretical physicist,

379
00:17:10,771 --> 00:17:14,280
or just your average Joe
Sixpack theoretical physicist?

380
00:17:14,283 --> 00:17:15,407
Dad?

381
00:17:15,409 --> 00:17:16,875
Yeah?

382
00:17:16,877 --> 00:17:18,526
Thank you.

383
00:17:19,947 --> 00:17:21,416
You're welcome.

384
00:17:23,817 --> 00:17:26,485
We're real proud of you, honey.

385
00:17:27,788 --> 00:17:30,455
- Are you proud of me and Georgie?
- Of course.

386
00:17:30,458 --> 00:17:31,656
You bet.

387
00:17:31,658 --> 00:17:33,104
For what?

388
00:17:33,107 --> 00:17:35,007
Don't go pokin' at it.

389
00:17:41,352 --> 00:17:43,939
_

390
00:17:48,361 --> 00:17:49,952
For the first time,

391
00:17:49,955 --> 00:17:52,999
SpaceX has successfully
landed its Falcon 9 rocket

392
00:17:53,001 --> 00:17:55,935
on a drone ship in the Atlantic Ocean.

393
00:18:01,276 --> 00:18:04,110
SpaceX founder Elon
Musk called the event

394
00:18:04,112 --> 00:18:07,416
an "incredible milestone
in the history of space."

395
00:18:14,747 --> 00:18:16,932
Elon, the CNN reporter's
here to talk to you.

396
00:18:16,935 --> 00:18:17,978
Hang on.

397
00:18:20,929 --> 00:18:23,997
Send him in.

398
00:18:24,687 --> 00:18:29,900
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