1 00:00:03,260 --> 00:00:07,570 RSVP's to the Patel/Shred Escrow Closing Party keep rollin' in. 2 00:00:07,620 --> 00:00:09,210 Oh, people are excited to celebrate 3 00:00:09,260 --> 00:00:10,720 your foolish financial decisions. 4 00:00:10,770 --> 00:00:13,130 Well, are you coming? 'Cause we'd love to see you there. 5 00:00:13,180 --> 00:00:14,810 You know, I'm torn between not going 6 00:00:14,860 --> 00:00:17,090 and making up a lame excuse for not going. 7 00:00:17,140 --> 00:00:18,160 You gotta come! 8 00:00:18,220 --> 00:00:20,339 How's it gonna look if my own partner doesn't show up? 9 00:00:20,340 --> 00:00:21,380 Like I don't wanna plummet 10 00:00:21,390 --> 00:00:23,180 through loose floor boards to my death. 11 00:00:28,980 --> 00:00:30,340 Huh. 12 00:00:31,220 --> 00:00:32,230 Huh? 13 00:00:38,360 --> 00:00:39,780 We gotta pull this guy over, right? 14 00:00:39,832 --> 00:00:41,070 This is why we need a siren. 15 00:00:41,100 --> 00:00:43,400 Not a stupid fluorescent car decal. 16 00:00:43,450 --> 00:00:45,230 No one's stopping for a decal! 17 00:00:45,280 --> 00:00:47,330 It's true. 18 00:00:48,120 --> 00:00:49,490 Pull over! 19 00:00:50,080 --> 00:00:52,080 Pull over! 20 00:00:55,680 --> 00:00:57,880 Hey. Paws where I can see 'em. 21 00:01:00,220 --> 00:01:02,640 At risk of wildly offending your wife, 22 00:01:02,710 --> 00:01:04,720 why is the dog driving your car? 23 00:01:04,773 --> 00:01:06,610 It's okay, I have a license. 24 00:01:06,660 --> 00:01:09,770 To commit the most complicated suicide of all time? 25 00:01:09,820 --> 00:01:11,270 It's a driverless car. 26 00:01:11,320 --> 00:01:12,890 Balthazar just likes the front seat. 27 00:01:12,940 --> 00:01:15,770 Of course. Then he can control the stereo. 28 00:01:15,820 --> 00:01:18,240 Here you go. There is literally nothing we can do, 29 00:01:18,310 --> 00:01:20,420 so have a nice day. 30 00:01:21,660 --> 00:01:24,340 Huh. The future really sneaks up on you, huh? 31 00:01:24,390 --> 00:01:25,400 Mm-hmm. 32 00:01:54,156 --> 00:01:57,743 - Synced & corrected by MementMori - -- www.addic7ed.com -- 33 00:01:59,520 --> 00:02:00,970 Hey, Terry. 34 00:02:01,020 --> 00:02:03,400 That would go a lot faster if you used a pitchfork. 35 00:02:03,450 --> 00:02:05,130 This jerk did something with my car keys. 36 00:02:05,170 --> 00:02:06,250 I've been off for an hour. 37 00:02:06,300 --> 00:02:08,710 Is there a guy bringing in a Komodo dragon? 38 00:02:08,760 --> 00:02:11,250 I only got his street name. Perbindish. 39 00:02:11,300 --> 00:02:12,850 I ran it through Google Translate. 40 00:02:12,900 --> 00:02:14,490 It's Albanian for "monster". 41 00:02:14,540 --> 00:02:16,059 Why would they call him Monster, Frank? 42 00:02:16,060 --> 00:02:17,900 - Out of all the names. - I know you're scared, 43 00:02:17,930 --> 00:02:19,880 but there are a lot of animals in jeopardy. 44 00:02:19,930 --> 00:02:21,580 So, if I can talk to Monster, 45 00:02:21,630 --> 00:02:23,300 he can tell me where he got his dragon. 46 00:02:23,352 --> 00:02:25,490 And by the way, never trust Google Translate. 47 00:02:25,540 --> 00:02:26,880 He's coming in later. 48 00:02:27,610 --> 00:02:29,080 I'll text you. 49 00:02:29,120 --> 00:02:32,100 I knew there was a hero underneath that straw and flop sweat. 50 00:02:32,840 --> 00:02:35,490 Oh, got your car keys. 51 00:02:35,500 --> 00:02:37,074 I think he chucked them out the window. 52 00:02:37,760 --> 00:02:39,140 You son of a bitch. 53 00:02:40,920 --> 00:02:42,710 Everyone, reminder! 54 00:02:42,760 --> 00:02:44,050 Big shindig tonight 55 00:02:44,100 --> 00:02:46,990 'cause we've officially closed escrow on the house. 56 00:02:47,040 --> 00:02:48,699 That's right. The timing's perfect 57 00:02:48,700 --> 00:02:50,700 because the fumigators are coming tomorrow. 58 00:02:50,750 --> 00:02:52,800 - So we're going off tonight! - Yeah, we are! 59 00:02:52,850 --> 00:02:54,260 And hey, just a quick heads up, 60 00:02:54,310 --> 00:02:55,779 there's no running water at the house, 61 00:02:55,780 --> 00:02:57,210 so if you need to use the bathroom, 62 00:02:57,260 --> 00:02:59,340 you'll have to go to the Happy Burger down the street 63 00:02:59,390 --> 00:03:01,180 and you will need to make a purchase. 64 00:03:01,230 --> 00:03:03,490 So just, you know, buddy system, go in pairs. 65 00:03:03,510 --> 00:03:07,030 - Or maybe just, you know, hold it. - Also, we need ice. 66 00:03:07,080 --> 00:03:09,050 - See you tonight! - Bring your own ice! 67 00:03:09,760 --> 00:03:12,220 - Real ice shortage. - See you tonight! 68 00:03:12,276 --> 00:03:15,810 Hey, you know the odds of passing your citizenship test go up 69 00:03:15,860 --> 00:03:18,060 if you actually open up the old study guide. 70 00:03:18,115 --> 00:03:19,670 Yeah, but I'm gonna find a loop hole 71 00:03:19,700 --> 00:03:20,940 to get me out of all the study. 72 00:03:20,993 --> 00:03:23,520 Short cuts and laziness. Spoken like a true American. 73 00:03:23,570 --> 00:03:25,570 I was thinking about getting some cheeses. 74 00:03:25,630 --> 00:03:27,650 What's that swishing noise? 75 00:03:29,440 --> 00:03:32,990 It's ride-along day, people! 76 00:03:33,046 --> 00:03:34,620 What's that? 77 00:03:34,673 --> 00:03:38,270 What? It's so fun when I ride with you guys, right? 78 00:03:39,678 --> 00:03:42,840 So, uh, who are you thinking about going with? 79 00:03:42,890 --> 00:03:44,559 Not sure whether this factors into your decision, 80 00:03:44,560 --> 00:03:46,760 but, um, Patel had Mexican for dinner. 81 00:03:46,810 --> 00:03:49,400 Also, I had Chinese for breakfast, 82 00:03:49,450 --> 00:03:52,010 so it's like a real clash of cultures down there. 83 00:03:52,065 --> 00:03:53,310 Come on. 84 00:03:53,360 --> 00:03:56,310 Hey, I made a playlist, and it is good. 85 00:03:56,980 --> 00:03:59,400 Please, I'm begging you. Just tell us. 86 00:03:59,450 --> 00:04:03,270 Okay, um... drumroll. 87 00:04:05,900 --> 00:04:08,770 - Frank and Shred. - Oh, come on! 88 00:04:08,830 --> 00:04:11,350 Shred, come on. We gotta move your booster seat. 89 00:04:11,400 --> 00:04:13,990 It'll be great. I'll see you out there. 90 00:04:16,180 --> 00:04:18,660 Hey, I'm not that bad in the truck, am I? 91 00:04:18,717 --> 00:04:20,160 You're a bit of a stickler. 92 00:04:20,210 --> 00:04:22,020 What? I hate that word. 93 00:04:22,070 --> 00:04:23,339 I mean, the whole point of a ride-along 94 00:04:23,340 --> 00:04:24,899 is to make sure you're following protocol. 95 00:04:24,900 --> 00:04:25,930 It's a quarterly mandate. 96 00:04:25,960 --> 00:04:29,130 Yeah, it's just sometimes you gotta let the small stuff slide. 97 00:04:29,186 --> 00:04:32,050 Ooff. That small stuff becomes big stuff. 98 00:04:32,660 --> 00:04:34,340 - Yeah. - I heard that. 99 00:04:34,365 --> 00:04:36,180 - Yeah, yeah. - I heard that. And I hear you. 100 00:04:36,230 --> 00:04:38,770 I will make an effort to be more chill. 101 00:04:38,820 --> 00:04:40,570 - Okay. - The last thing I need 102 00:04:40,620 --> 00:04:42,230 is Emily in the truck today. 103 00:04:42,280 --> 00:04:44,560 Terry's got a Komodo dragon coming in. 104 00:04:44,618 --> 00:04:46,850 Oh, did you tell Terry about the party? 105 00:04:46,900 --> 00:04:48,930 - Terry, my criminal informant? - Uh-huh. 106 00:04:48,980 --> 00:04:50,570 Somehow your party did not come up. 107 00:04:50,624 --> 00:04:52,280 Alright, well, tell him. You know? 108 00:04:52,330 --> 00:04:53,580 The more, the merrier. 109 00:04:53,610 --> 00:04:56,470 And bring ice, because I still think we're gonna be low. 110 00:04:56,520 --> 00:04:58,490 Are you okay with Emily in the truck today? 111 00:04:58,549 --> 00:05:00,690 I mean, you do know that she's probably gonna smell 112 00:05:00,720 --> 00:05:02,480 - like Rick's cologne. - I'll be fine. 113 00:05:02,530 --> 00:05:04,050 We're actually in a really good place. 114 00:05:04,080 --> 00:05:05,990 We're just friends and that's okay. 115 00:05:06,040 --> 00:05:08,060 And I'm just dating myself right now, 116 00:05:08,110 --> 00:05:09,910 and I like my choice in men. 117 00:05:09,960 --> 00:05:13,700 Wow, you are really beginning to fray at the edges, my friend. 118 00:05:14,700 --> 00:05:15,720 Hey, guys. 119 00:05:15,750 --> 00:05:17,860 Sorry, I had to get a Band-Aid for my neck 120 00:05:17,910 --> 00:05:19,640 'cause I think the collar nicked me 121 00:05:19,710 --> 00:05:21,310 when I was doing all that swishing. 122 00:05:21,360 --> 00:05:22,600 Is it cool if I ride up front? 123 00:05:22,650 --> 00:05:23,690 Do we have a choice? 124 00:05:23,740 --> 00:05:24,750 No. 125 00:05:24,790 --> 00:05:26,499 I'll sit in the middle, you don't have to move. 126 00:05:26,500 --> 00:05:28,900 Alright. Well, go right ahead. 127 00:05:28,950 --> 00:05:30,040 Just hop in. 128 00:05:32,370 --> 00:05:34,070 - Okay. - There you go. 129 00:05:34,120 --> 00:05:35,300 Seat belts. 130 00:05:36,600 --> 00:05:38,160 Okay, check this out. 131 00:05:38,213 --> 00:05:39,320 If I can't take the test, 132 00:05:39,370 --> 00:05:41,050 there are other ways I can get citizenship. 133 00:05:41,091 --> 00:05:42,110 Yes, that's what we need. 134 00:05:42,150 --> 00:05:44,480 - We need another way. - I could be an interpreter. 135 00:05:44,530 --> 00:05:46,440 Nope, not gonna work. Not with that accent. 136 00:05:46,490 --> 00:05:48,339 I can't even understand what you're saying half the time. 137 00:05:48,340 --> 00:05:49,360 No way! 138 00:05:49,400 --> 00:05:51,690 See? Right there I heard Norway, like the country. 139 00:05:51,740 --> 00:05:53,599 I mean, that could cause a diplomatic emergency. 140 00:05:53,600 --> 00:05:55,040 Truck 8, please respond. 141 00:05:55,090 --> 00:05:57,750 Report of a loose miniature horse at Everson Stadium. 142 00:05:57,800 --> 00:05:59,250 - Oh, my God. - What? 143 00:05:59,270 --> 00:06:01,970 A tiny horse? That's the mascot for the Everson Small Stallions! 144 00:06:02,020 --> 00:06:04,060 - Okay. - The double A team. 145 00:06:04,080 --> 00:06:05,179 - And? - Minor league. 146 00:06:05,180 --> 00:06:06,198 Minor league of... 147 00:06:06,199 --> 00:06:07,520 - Baseball. - Baseball. 148 00:06:07,576 --> 00:06:08,736 - Big fan of baseball. - Yeah. 149 00:06:08,780 --> 00:06:10,679 Truck 8, respond. I can call someone else if you want. 150 00:06:10,680 --> 00:06:12,820 Yeah, yeah! Dibs, dibs, dibs! Truck 8 has dibs. 151 00:06:15,940 --> 00:06:17,480 Ooh, no blinker. 152 00:06:17,530 --> 00:06:18,910 Ah. 153 00:06:20,640 --> 00:06:23,175 But that is totally fine, 154 00:06:23,190 --> 00:06:26,020 I can just let you off with a warning. 155 00:06:26,670 --> 00:06:29,840 Ugh, I'm so sorry, you guys. I cannot get this playlist to load. 156 00:06:29,890 --> 00:06:32,224 Awe. Should we just call it and you can come out another day? 157 00:06:32,225 --> 00:06:35,430 Oh, I'm sorry. Is my leg just rubbing up against you? 158 00:06:35,480 --> 00:06:37,079 That must be so annoying. 159 00:06:37,080 --> 00:06:39,010 I hadn't even noticed. 160 00:06:39,060 --> 00:06:40,760 Oh, it's Rick. Um... 161 00:06:40,810 --> 00:06:44,200 You know, I really shouldn't take personal calls during work hours, 162 00:06:44,250 --> 00:06:45,260 but whatever. 163 00:06:45,310 --> 00:06:47,090 It's fine. I'm chill. 164 00:06:48,060 --> 00:06:49,780 Hey, sweetie. What's up? 165 00:06:50,680 --> 00:06:51,960 You did? 166 00:06:52,010 --> 00:06:55,219 What? Which pocket? 167 00:06:55,260 --> 00:06:59,160 Oh, my gosh, okay. Right. I'm looking right now. 168 00:06:59,210 --> 00:07:01,800 Okay, did you write me a note? 169 00:07:01,850 --> 00:07:04,250 That is so sweet. 170 00:07:04,300 --> 00:07:06,930 I'm gonna read this later. Love you too. 171 00:07:06,980 --> 00:07:08,000 Okay. 172 00:07:09,513 --> 00:07:11,590 - Rick says hi. - Yeah. 173 00:07:11,640 --> 00:07:14,050 Awesome. Uh, I need to get out. 174 00:07:14,100 --> 00:07:16,800 - What? - Yeah, I've got a migraine coming on. 175 00:07:16,850 --> 00:07:20,080 I can feel it, so can you just pull over, Frank? 176 00:07:20,130 --> 00:07:21,210 Wait, you've got a headache 177 00:07:21,230 --> 00:07:22,709 before listening to Emily's playlist? 178 00:07:22,710 --> 00:07:24,560 Yeah. Frank, could you pull over? 179 00:07:24,610 --> 00:07:25,689 Do you have a fever or something? 180 00:07:25,690 --> 00:07:27,290 No, it's just a migraine. 181 00:07:27,340 --> 00:07:30,060 I gotta get some fresh air. You guys go ahead. 182 00:07:30,117 --> 00:07:31,650 We can't just leave you here. 183 00:07:31,700 --> 00:07:33,380 We're like five blocks from the office. 184 00:07:33,430 --> 00:07:35,190 Frank, tell her. This happens all the time. 185 00:07:35,240 --> 00:07:36,380 It happens all the time. 186 00:07:36,400 --> 00:07:38,930 - He's a sick boy. - Yep. Sick. 187 00:07:38,988 --> 00:07:40,200 - Yep. - What... ? 188 00:07:48,093 --> 00:07:50,960 I've always dreamed of being on this field. 189 00:07:51,013 --> 00:07:53,790 You know, in the second grade my class took a field trip here? 190 00:07:53,840 --> 00:07:55,220 They let the kids go wild. 191 00:07:55,270 --> 00:07:57,420 Spit in the dugouts, run around the bases. 192 00:07:58,010 --> 00:08:00,220 And you know who didn't make it that day? 193 00:08:00,270 --> 00:08:02,840 I think I do, but it seems important for you to say... 194 00:08:02,880 --> 00:08:05,600 The lady who's turn it was to drive carpool. 195 00:08:05,650 --> 00:08:07,020 - Wow. - So I didn't make it. 196 00:08:07,070 --> 00:08:09,100 That was a twist. I didn't see that coming. 197 00:08:09,150 --> 00:08:10,180 - Hi. - Hi. 198 00:08:10,230 --> 00:08:11,260 - What've we got? - Hi. 199 00:08:11,280 --> 00:08:13,100 The mascot's loose somewhere in the stadium. 200 00:08:13,151 --> 00:08:14,239 - Oh. - Fungo? 201 00:08:14,240 --> 00:08:16,640 - Yeah. - Oh, he is wily. 202 00:08:16,690 --> 00:08:18,530 They let the fans race him on the warning track 203 00:08:18,570 --> 00:08:20,029 - during the seventh inning stretch, right? - Yeah. 204 00:08:20,030 --> 00:08:21,520 See? That is why I love this country. 205 00:08:21,540 --> 00:08:23,280 It's just pure chaos. 206 00:08:23,780 --> 00:08:25,910 You're okay, buddy. 207 00:08:25,960 --> 00:08:27,250 - Yo, Shred. - Mm. 208 00:08:27,300 --> 00:08:29,320 Hey, listen, man, Emily here? 209 00:08:29,370 --> 00:08:31,920 I got the keys for Truck 7. Carburetor's all fixed. 210 00:08:31,970 --> 00:08:33,330 Oh, cool. Thanks, Bento. 211 00:08:33,388 --> 00:08:34,799 Hey, you guys should stop by the Motor Pool for lunch. 212 00:08:34,800 --> 00:08:35,806 I'm grilling it up. 213 00:08:35,807 --> 00:08:37,224 Oh, yeah? You're having like a party? 214 00:08:37,225 --> 00:08:38,590 No, just a few of us. 215 00:08:38,640 --> 00:08:40,970 - See you there? - Uh, yeah. 216 00:08:41,021 --> 00:08:43,640 - Tight. Later, man. - Cool. 217 00:08:46,480 --> 00:08:47,480 Hey, Bento. What's up? 218 00:08:47,530 --> 00:08:48,840 Uh, super small thing. 219 00:08:48,890 --> 00:08:50,960 If you're driving, you should really be on speaker. 220 00:08:51,000 --> 00:08:52,050 - Oh. - Yeah. 221 00:08:52,070 --> 00:08:53,630 Frank, my man. 222 00:08:53,680 --> 00:08:54,869 Hey, we're grilling at the Motor Pool. 223 00:08:54,870 --> 00:08:57,380 - You wanna come by? - Oh, I can't. I'm with Emily. 224 00:08:57,430 --> 00:08:58,900 Copy. Say no more. 225 00:08:58,950 --> 00:09:00,760 Uh, wait. What does that mean? 226 00:09:00,810 --> 00:09:02,100 I'm on speaker? 227 00:09:02,150 --> 00:09:04,830 Not cool, Frank. Not cool. 228 00:09:05,670 --> 00:09:07,450 Okay, great talking to you. 229 00:09:07,520 --> 00:09:08,660 What? 230 00:09:11,260 --> 00:09:12,740 Truck 12, respond. 231 00:09:12,790 --> 00:09:15,200 Oh, thank God for animal emergencies. 232 00:09:15,250 --> 00:09:17,540 Report of an injured hawk on the side of the road, 233 00:09:17,590 --> 00:09:19,090 126 Brookside Drive. 234 00:09:22,950 --> 00:09:26,180 So, um, why can't I come to the barbecue? 235 00:09:26,233 --> 00:09:28,460 Does, uh, nobody like me? 236 00:09:28,510 --> 00:09:29,910 Oh, no. People like you. 237 00:09:29,960 --> 00:09:31,630 It's just that you're management 238 00:09:31,680 --> 00:09:33,099 and at lunch time they wanna eat their sandwich 239 00:09:33,100 --> 00:09:34,770 and talk about how stupid their boss is. 240 00:09:34,825 --> 00:09:35,980 - Right. - Nothing personal. 241 00:09:36,030 --> 00:09:37,077 Oh, um, Frank? 242 00:09:37,090 --> 00:09:38,870 We are on a very busy thoroughfare, 243 00:09:38,920 --> 00:09:42,190 so for protocol someone needs to run point on traffic. 244 00:09:42,240 --> 00:09:43,460 Oh, man. 245 00:09:43,510 --> 00:09:47,000 I just wish we knew someone who was alarmingly detail-oriented. 246 00:09:47,830 --> 00:09:50,540 - W... would... would you wanna do it? - Yeah. I would love to. 247 00:09:50,590 --> 00:09:51,910 I have a flare. 248 00:09:52,380 --> 00:09:54,000 Okay, here we go. 249 00:09:55,760 --> 00:09:57,340 Stop! 250 00:09:58,610 --> 00:10:00,700 Okay, Frank. I'm gonna tell you on my count 251 00:10:00,750 --> 00:10:02,010 when it's safe to proceed. 252 00:10:02,920 --> 00:10:05,680 Five. Four. 253 00:10:06,300 --> 00:10:07,300 - Three. - Going on three. 254 00:10:07,350 --> 00:10:08,840 Oh, wow. 255 00:10:09,760 --> 00:10:12,660 Alright, slowly. Okay, that's good. That's good. 256 00:10:12,710 --> 00:10:14,600 Now you. Your tires are low, 257 00:10:14,650 --> 00:10:16,230 you might wanna get those checked out. 258 00:10:16,283 --> 00:10:17,310 I'm done. 259 00:10:17,360 --> 00:10:18,750 Wait, really? That was so fast. 260 00:10:18,770 --> 00:10:21,010 Yeah, the honking makes me work faster. 261 00:10:21,060 --> 00:10:22,500 Wow. 262 00:10:23,420 --> 00:10:25,490 _ 263 00:10:26,460 --> 00:10:28,990 You know what? You should go to that barbecue. 264 00:10:29,045 --> 00:10:31,250 - Really? - Yeah, I was overreacting. 265 00:10:31,300 --> 00:10:33,190 And whenever I get a wounded bird 266 00:10:33,240 --> 00:10:34,660 it makes me crave grilled chicken. 267 00:10:34,718 --> 00:10:35,880 That's disgusting. 268 00:10:35,930 --> 00:10:38,290 Um, yeah. That'd be great! Let's go. 269 00:10:38,340 --> 00:10:39,940 - Great. - Oh, tiny thing though, 270 00:10:40,000 --> 00:10:41,210 Frank, for protocol, 271 00:10:41,260 --> 00:10:44,010 we really can't leave until the flare goes all the way out. 272 00:10:48,660 --> 00:10:50,810 Hey, Patel, any sign of him? 273 00:10:51,880 --> 00:10:53,920 Patel? Hello? 274 00:10:54,760 --> 00:10:55,960 Patel! 275 00:10:56,000 --> 00:10:58,910 Amit Patel comes out of the dugout ready to right a wrong 276 00:10:58,960 --> 00:11:00,980 that took place in the second grade. 277 00:11:01,870 --> 00:11:04,760 Bases are jammed. Patel steps up to the plate. 278 00:11:04,810 --> 00:11:07,610 He's batting 785 on the year. 279 00:11:07,660 --> 00:11:10,410 Wait! Fungo! Wait! Wait, I'm a big fan! 280 00:11:10,460 --> 00:11:11,879 Fungo! 281 00:11:11,880 --> 00:11:13,950 Fungo! Fungo! 282 00:11:14,000 --> 00:11:15,549 Okay. 283 00:11:15,550 --> 00:11:17,790 Wait, whoa, whoa. Whoa, whoa. 284 00:11:17,840 --> 00:11:19,080 There you go, Fungo. 285 00:11:20,010 --> 00:11:21,410 Look at that. 286 00:11:23,475 --> 00:11:26,390 You caught him. And, uh, you're good. 287 00:11:26,420 --> 00:11:28,390 Oh, thank you. I'm always inspired 288 00:11:28,440 --> 00:11:30,160 when my partner's making a fool of himself. 289 00:11:30,210 --> 00:11:32,380 You know, uh, the team is looking for a new organist. 290 00:11:32,420 --> 00:11:34,600 There's actually an open audition later today. 291 00:11:34,653 --> 00:11:36,470 Thank you, but I have a job, 292 00:11:36,520 --> 00:11:39,350 and one where my partner does most of the work, so it's ideal, 293 00:11:39,400 --> 00:11:41,000 - I really love it. - He got out! 294 00:11:41,030 --> 00:11:42,660 - Oh! - He got out! 295 00:11:44,760 --> 00:11:46,230 Fungo! 296 00:11:57,900 --> 00:12:00,800 This party is already way better than ours could ever be. 297 00:12:00,850 --> 00:12:03,080 Unbelievable. Which one's the wagyu? 298 00:12:03,139 --> 00:12:04,310 Who wants more skewers? 299 00:12:04,360 --> 00:12:06,380 Bento, this is not a few people stopping by. 300 00:12:06,420 --> 00:12:08,280 - This is like a blowout, man. - Yeah, man. 301 00:12:08,330 --> 00:12:10,680 Everyone's gonna be too full of meats for our escrow party. 302 00:12:10,730 --> 00:12:12,022 I'm glad you guys are having a good time. 303 00:12:12,023 --> 00:12:13,510 No, we're not having a good time. 304 00:12:13,560 --> 00:12:14,840 We're angry and we're envious, 305 00:12:14,890 --> 00:12:16,420 and what is in this sauce? 306 00:12:16,470 --> 00:12:18,560 - You gotta try this. - 64-hour marinade. 307 00:12:18,613 --> 00:12:20,100 - 64 hours?! - Yeah. 308 00:12:20,150 --> 00:12:21,990 Nothing about this is last minute, man. 309 00:12:22,040 --> 00:12:23,909 It's an aphrodisiac, so you might wanna wash it down. 310 00:12:23,910 --> 00:12:25,412 - Come on. - Are those king crab legs?! 311 00:12:25,413 --> 00:12:28,780 Hey. My CI says there's a Komodo dragon coming in. 312 00:12:28,832 --> 00:12:30,710 I need you to babysit Emily for an hour. 313 00:12:30,760 --> 00:12:32,335 What? I didn't even know she was here. 314 00:12:33,540 --> 00:12:35,780 Why is she all alone? Is she okay? 315 00:12:35,830 --> 00:12:37,799 It's because she's the boss. She's not supposed to be here. 316 00:12:37,800 --> 00:12:40,210 It's unnatural. Go over there and make her feel welcome. 317 00:12:40,260 --> 00:12:41,740 Okay. I don't know if you've noticed, 318 00:12:41,780 --> 00:12:43,620 but I'm having kind of a weird day around her. 319 00:12:43,670 --> 00:12:45,259 I sort of kept it together in the truck, 320 00:12:45,260 --> 00:12:47,300 but I don't know if I can do it again. 321 00:12:47,350 --> 00:12:50,300 Okay, if you go, I'll go to your weird haunted house party. 322 00:12:51,330 --> 00:12:52,399 Well, I don't want you there 323 00:12:52,400 --> 00:12:53,760 unless you're excited to be there. 324 00:12:53,815 --> 00:12:56,730 No, I'm super psyched to risk my life to eat cold pizza 325 00:12:56,780 --> 00:12:57,940 while holding in my pee 326 00:12:57,980 --> 00:13:00,560 next to people I'm already forced to spend the day with. 327 00:13:01,920 --> 00:13:03,160 I'll take it. 328 00:13:03,210 --> 00:13:05,800 - Patel! Frank's in! - Nice! 329 00:13:07,700 --> 00:13:09,110 I have a major update. 330 00:13:09,164 --> 00:13:10,470 - No cuts. - Oh, okay. 331 00:13:10,520 --> 00:13:12,430 So I did some more googling. 332 00:13:12,440 --> 00:13:15,470 Turns out the United States grants visas 333 00:13:15,520 --> 00:13:18,110 to people with extraordinary ability in the arts 334 00:13:18,160 --> 00:13:20,420 or people who accompany an athlete 335 00:13:20,470 --> 00:13:22,600 in a performance of his or her duties. 336 00:13:22,650 --> 00:13:24,590 - No, that sounds fake. - It does, but it's real. 337 00:13:24,640 --> 00:13:26,970 - Mm-hmm. - And the organ is my ticket, baby! 338 00:13:27,000 --> 00:13:28,310 I'm gonna audition. 339 00:13:28,360 --> 00:13:29,370 - Really? - Yeah. 340 00:13:29,400 --> 00:13:31,239 Yeah, you are, which means that I'm gonna get a second chance 341 00:13:31,240 --> 00:13:32,260 to run those bases! 342 00:13:32,310 --> 00:13:34,590 - So no meats for me. - It's not really about you. 343 00:13:34,647 --> 00:13:35,800 I will take the Branzino. 344 00:13:35,850 --> 00:13:36,980 Uh, hey. 345 00:13:37,700 --> 00:13:40,430 - Hey. How's your migraine? - I'm feeling better now. 346 00:13:40,480 --> 00:13:42,859 Sorry I was so weird in the truck, it's just when they come on, 347 00:13:42,860 --> 00:13:46,560 - I get a little claustrophobic. - Yeah. Have you seen Frank? 348 00:13:47,250 --> 00:13:49,480 I haven't, uh, no. Have you? 349 00:13:49,530 --> 00:13:52,570 No. That's why I'm asking. Have you seen him? 350 00:13:52,624 --> 00:13:55,070 Totally. I haven't seen him. Have you? 351 00:13:55,120 --> 00:13:57,320 - No. - Come on, people, 352 00:13:57,370 --> 00:14:00,400 let's get this dance party going! 353 00:14:00,450 --> 00:14:02,370 Here we go, Shred. 354 00:14:02,420 --> 00:14:04,160 - Dancing's starting. - Dancing. 355 00:14:04,219 --> 00:14:06,520 Would a stickler dance in the middle of the day? 356 00:14:06,570 --> 00:14:09,040 Yeah, yeah, I'm not really like a daytime dancer, so... 357 00:14:09,099 --> 00:14:11,790 What? Yes, you are. You dance all the time at work. 358 00:14:15,240 --> 00:14:16,720 Come on. 359 00:14:21,280 --> 00:14:22,780 Frank left. He lied to you. 360 00:14:23,950 --> 00:14:24,980 What? 361 00:14:25,030 --> 00:14:28,180 He's at the animal refuge. I'll text you the address. 362 00:14:28,230 --> 00:14:29,860 Wear shoes you don't care about. 363 00:14:35,542 --> 00:14:37,280 _ 364 00:14:42,090 --> 00:14:43,133 Hey! Stop! 365 00:14:43,700 --> 00:14:44,980 What the hell are you doing? 366 00:14:47,400 --> 00:14:49,960 What the H are you doing? You totally lied to me. 367 00:14:50,014 --> 00:14:51,260 Get in! He's getting away! 368 00:14:51,310 --> 00:14:52,700 What are you talking about? 369 00:14:52,750 --> 00:14:54,340 You're not even buckled right now? 370 00:14:54,390 --> 00:14:57,290 - Get in! - We're gonna talk about this later. 371 00:14:57,360 --> 00:15:00,220 Oh, my gosh. I need to put my seat belt on! Signal! 372 00:15:02,235 --> 00:15:03,944 So glad you decided to come back. 373 00:15:03,945 --> 00:15:08,140 The organist job is between you and Bea over there. 374 00:15:08,199 --> 00:15:10,110 - Hi, how are you? - Hey. 375 00:15:11,911 --> 00:15:13,730 What is up with her? She's terrifying. 376 00:15:13,780 --> 00:15:15,219 She's just trying to get in your head, okay? 377 00:15:15,220 --> 00:15:16,490 Alright, come on over. 378 00:15:16,541 --> 00:15:18,530 I'm just gonna have you each play some classics 379 00:15:18,580 --> 00:15:20,760 and, uh, we'll see who comes out on top. 380 00:15:20,810 --> 00:15:23,570 Alright, well, that seems like a pretty standard organ duel. 381 00:15:23,610 --> 00:15:24,740 I'm gonna go check on Fungo. 382 00:15:24,790 --> 00:15:26,301 See if he's settling into his enclosure. 383 00:15:26,302 --> 00:15:29,490 Uh, why don't we start with one of the baseball classics, 384 00:15:29,540 --> 00:15:30,600 "Charge"? 385 00:15:51,660 --> 00:15:53,340 And who's Monster, again? 386 00:15:53,390 --> 00:15:55,500 He's the bad guy. Monster had the dragon. 387 00:15:55,550 --> 00:15:57,470 Is this real or is this in a children's book? 388 00:15:57,520 --> 00:15:58,640 This is very real. 389 00:15:58,690 --> 00:16:01,030 This is absolutely the wrong time for sarcasm. 390 00:16:01,085 --> 00:16:02,450 And I know, glass houses. 391 00:16:02,500 --> 00:16:05,790 Now, this guy has a smuggling ring that's been going on for months, 392 00:16:05,840 --> 00:16:08,290 which makes me think that someone's protecting them. 393 00:16:08,350 --> 00:16:09,710 Oh, blinker, please! 394 00:16:09,760 --> 00:16:11,620 And, okay, you're driving like a maniac. 395 00:16:11,670 --> 00:16:13,765 Listen, if there's an illegal animal ring, I wanna stop it 396 00:16:13,766 --> 00:16:15,420 - just as much as you do. - Great! 397 00:16:15,475 --> 00:16:17,179 But I have to clear it with my bosses first. 398 00:16:17,180 --> 00:16:18,210 You know, protocol. 399 00:16:18,280 --> 00:16:20,740 - You're a real stickler, you know. - I hate that word. 400 00:16:21,860 --> 00:16:23,990 Hold on. I know a short cut and I'm a great driver. 401 00:16:24,040 --> 00:16:25,820 One-way alley! Car! 402 00:16:26,280 --> 00:16:28,154 Oh, you gotta be kidding me! 403 00:16:28,640 --> 00:16:30,940 Keep honking, Balthazar! 404 00:16:30,990 --> 00:16:33,320 - Is that a dog? - Yeah, that's Balthazar. 405 00:16:34,880 --> 00:16:36,670 He's getting away! 406 00:16:48,320 --> 00:16:51,460 Well, uh, this isn't an easy decision, 407 00:16:51,510 --> 00:16:54,440 but the new organist for the Everson Small Stallions 408 00:16:54,490 --> 00:16:56,800 - is Victoria. - I'm in! I'm in! 409 00:16:56,850 --> 00:17:00,300 - Yes! USA! USA! - Congratulations. 410 00:17:00,350 --> 00:17:02,209 Here's the rule book. Uh. Please know it backwards 411 00:17:02,210 --> 00:17:03,760 and forwards for the home opener. 412 00:17:04,560 --> 00:17:07,560 Yeah, no. No. There's no way I'm gonna learn that. 413 00:17:07,610 --> 00:17:09,260 Oh, it's a requirement for the job. 414 00:17:09,310 --> 00:17:11,990 You have to be able to understand the flow of the game. 415 00:17:12,040 --> 00:17:13,460 Yeah, no. I'm sorry. 416 00:17:13,510 --> 00:17:15,339 Books and tests and stuff, they don't agree with me. 417 00:17:15,340 --> 00:17:18,200 That's the only reason I wanted this ridiculous job. 418 00:17:18,250 --> 00:17:20,260 - No offense. - Uh... 419 00:17:20,320 --> 00:17:23,990 Steps up to the plate after 30 years on the bench. 420 00:17:24,043 --> 00:17:26,990 Another high-pressure situation for Patel. 421 00:17:27,040 --> 00:17:30,133 The crowd falls quiet. It's right down the middle. 422 00:17:30,840 --> 00:17:33,420 Whoa, he really got a hold of that one! 423 00:17:33,470 --> 00:17:35,140 It's going, going. 424 00:17:35,190 --> 00:17:38,250 It's off the foul pole. It's still in play! 425 00:17:38,300 --> 00:17:42,740 Patel is surprisingly fast for a man so full of Brazilian meat! 426 00:17:42,790 --> 00:17:44,580 Oh, he's rounding second. 427 00:17:44,630 --> 00:17:47,430 He might not have the gas for an inside-the-park home run. 428 00:17:47,483 --> 00:17:49,970 But a triple is equally impressive. 429 00:17:50,020 --> 00:17:52,060 - Ow. - Ah. 430 00:17:52,110 --> 00:17:53,980 He definitely hurt his ankle. 431 00:17:54,030 --> 00:17:56,740 His wife is gonna be so mad. 432 00:18:01,205 --> 00:18:03,900 Okay, no one is even touching the chicken parm sandwiches. 433 00:18:03,958 --> 00:18:05,690 Of course not. Bento raised the bar on us. 434 00:18:05,720 --> 00:18:06,830 We're serving prison food. 435 00:18:06,880 --> 00:18:08,990 Excuse me, who invited Betty White? 436 00:18:10,200 --> 00:18:11,960 We're trying to get our numbers up, Victoria. 437 00:18:11,980 --> 00:18:13,384 - This party's on life support. - Yeah. 438 00:18:13,385 --> 00:18:15,000 I shouldn't even be here. 439 00:18:15,060 --> 00:18:17,250 - I should be at home, studying. - Don't go. 440 00:18:17,260 --> 00:18:19,170 Okay, take me through your prime ministers. 441 00:18:19,223 --> 00:18:20,670 - Oh, God. - All of them. 442 00:18:20,725 --> 00:18:23,250 You came! My partner came, everybody! 443 00:18:23,300 --> 00:18:24,720 - Hello. - Hey. 444 00:18:24,770 --> 00:18:26,220 This is a terrible neighborhood. 445 00:18:26,272 --> 00:18:29,510 Some kid on a bike called me his little bitch 446 00:18:29,560 --> 00:18:30,890 for walking on the sidewalk. 447 00:18:30,943 --> 00:18:32,640 The eight year old with the neck tattoo? 448 00:18:32,695 --> 00:18:35,200 Yes, that is Chris and he protects the block. 449 00:18:35,250 --> 00:18:37,330 I'm gonna go find all the hand sanitizer in Seattle. 450 00:18:37,380 --> 00:18:38,860 Well, there's none here, buddy. 451 00:18:39,494 --> 00:18:41,830 Hey, look at you. Two office parties in one day. 452 00:18:41,880 --> 00:18:43,370 - Wow. - I know. 453 00:18:43,420 --> 00:18:46,320 This party is not as good as Bento's. 454 00:18:46,376 --> 00:18:47,659 Oh, you can say that in a regular voice. 455 00:18:47,660 --> 00:18:49,211 This is more depressing than a hospice. 456 00:18:49,212 --> 00:18:52,030 Mm-hmm. Um, listen, I told you I was gonna talk 457 00:18:52,080 --> 00:18:54,410 to my regional supervisor about your investigation. 458 00:18:54,467 --> 00:18:55,610 So he gave me the runaround, 459 00:18:55,640 --> 00:18:57,350 told me that it's out of our jurisdiction, 460 00:18:57,400 --> 00:18:59,450 - the police were on it. - Of course they did. 461 00:18:59,500 --> 00:19:01,220 Yeah, but I haven't told you the weird part. 462 00:19:01,265 --> 00:19:04,050 I never called my supervisor. 463 00:19:04,100 --> 00:19:05,800 He called me. 464 00:19:05,853 --> 00:19:08,500 What? Wait. How did he know? 465 00:19:08,550 --> 00:19:10,350 Am I being tailed? 466 00:19:10,400 --> 00:19:12,439 I keep seeing Balthazar everywhere. You don't think that... 467 00:19:12,440 --> 00:19:14,280 I don't think it's the driving dog, no. 468 00:19:14,330 --> 00:19:16,460 But I think you're on to something, 469 00:19:16,510 --> 00:19:18,020 and I wanna help. 470 00:19:18,074 --> 00:19:19,410 Wait, you do? 471 00:19:19,460 --> 00:19:21,910 Honestly, that car chase was the most exciting thing 472 00:19:21,960 --> 00:19:23,230 that's happened to me all year. 473 00:19:23,287 --> 00:19:27,200 Of course, we'll need to, you know, keep it on the down low, but... 474 00:19:27,250 --> 00:19:31,030 Emily Price, my protocol flouting hero. 475 00:19:31,080 --> 00:19:32,830 Alright, that's impressive. 476 00:19:32,880 --> 00:19:34,080 Okay, this is great. 477 00:19:34,120 --> 00:19:35,710 Um, I'm gonna go check in with Terry. 478 00:19:35,760 --> 00:19:37,970 - He's our CI. - We have a CI? 479 00:19:38,020 --> 00:19:39,470 - That is so exciting. - Yeah. 480 00:19:39,490 --> 00:19:41,100 Everybody loves a snitch. 481 00:19:46,040 --> 00:19:48,500 Hey. I'm bummed that I didn't get to hear your playlist 482 00:19:48,550 --> 00:19:50,950 - in the truck earlier. - Oh, you would have loved it. 483 00:19:51,000 --> 00:19:54,810 I had, um, some Sheryl Crow, Snoop Dogg, Cat Stevens, 484 00:19:54,860 --> 00:19:57,100 - Fleet Foxes... - Okay, I think I get it, animal-themed. 485 00:19:57,150 --> 00:19:58,180 - Yes. - Sick. 486 00:19:58,230 --> 00:20:00,220 - Do you want to listen to it? - Totally. Yeah. 487 00:20:00,230 --> 00:20:01,239 Okay. 488 00:20:01,240 --> 00:20:02,540 Thank you. 489 00:20:06,680 --> 00:20:09,890 - ? Here I go again on my own ? - Yeah. 490 00:20:09,940 --> 00:20:11,610 - Whitesnake. - Mm-hmm. 491 00:20:11,660 --> 00:20:15,660 ? Down the only road I've ever known. ? 492 00:20:17,780 --> 00:20:19,990 - Um... oh, it's Rick. Um... - Oh. 493 00:20:20,040 --> 00:20:21,120 - Yeah. - I should... 494 00:20:21,150 --> 00:20:23,210 - I didn't tell him I stopped by. - Yeah. Totally. 495 00:20:23,264 --> 00:20:25,600 - Hey. - Tell him I say hi. 496 00:20:27,560 --> 00:20:29,090 - Sweet. - What? 497 00:20:29,145 --> 00:20:31,300 Did you guys fork out for a smoke machine? 498 00:20:31,370 --> 00:20:33,090 - Huh? - This is so fun! 499 00:20:33,140 --> 00:20:35,770 What? Oh, no, the bug guys came a day early. 500 00:20:35,810 --> 00:20:37,410 - The fumigators! - Hold your breath! 501 00:20:37,460 --> 00:20:38,550 Cover your eyes! 502 00:20:38,600 --> 00:20:41,540 - I'll get the chicken parm! - I'll get the old lady! 503 00:20:44,000 --> 00:20:45,570 Get the parms! 504 00:20:45,620 --> 00:20:47,320 Somebody get the parm! 505 00:20:55,004 --> 00:20:57,190 Yes! Thank you guys so much for coming. 506 00:20:57,240 --> 00:20:58,550 We were here earlier. 507 00:20:58,605 --> 00:21:01,450 - How is this still going on? - Hey. Shrimp's coming around, 508 00:21:01,500 --> 00:21:03,070 pairs perfectly with the riesling. 509 00:21:03,120 --> 00:21:05,110 What is the budget on this thing? 510 00:21:05,160 --> 00:21:06,550 - Nancy! - Riesling? 511 00:21:06,590 --> 00:21:08,190 Thank you so much for coming! 512 00:21:08,240 --> 00:21:11,130 - This is fantastic. - Oh, you bastards! 513 00:21:11,187 --> 00:21:13,260 You said you were going home. 514 00:21:13,314 --> 00:21:14,670 Oh, yeah, sorry about that. 515 00:21:14,720 --> 00:21:16,230 We got disoriented 516 00:21:16,280 --> 00:21:18,880 when the poison gas was released at your party. 517 00:21:18,900 --> 00:21:20,150 Wow. The betrayal. 518 00:21:20,200 --> 00:21:22,089 - Let's get out of here, Shred. - We don't need it. 519 00:21:22,090 --> 00:21:23,920 - We don't need it! - We don't need it! 520 00:21:23,970 --> 00:21:25,260 Ah, ah, ah, ah. 521 00:21:25,280 --> 00:21:27,160 Everybody, let's go! 522 00:21:27,210 --> 00:21:28,280 - Don't do it. - No. No. 523 00:21:28,300 --> 00:21:30,000 - Don't do it, Shred. - Come on, come on! 524 00:21:31,200 --> 00:21:33,240 - Damn you, Bento. - Come on. 525 00:21:39,040 --> 00:21:42,900 - Synced & corrected by MementMori - -- www.addic7ed.com --