1 00:01:44,039 --> 00:01:46,920 - There you go. - Ta. 2 00:01:49,800 --> 00:01:52,390 Can I get another one, please, Mike? All right? 3 00:01:52,400 --> 00:01:54,870 - Er... blackcurrant. - No worries. 4 00:01:54,880 --> 00:01:56,270 Cheers. 5 00:01:56,280 --> 00:01:59,680 - They still protesting? - Every day. 6 00:02:03,560 --> 00:02:05,200 Don't know what war is. 7 00:02:06,520 --> 00:02:08,320 - Thank you. - You all right, guys? 8 00:02:09,360 --> 00:02:11,070 - Shit's sake, Lil. - Mum know you're here? 9 00:02:11,080 --> 00:02:14,150 - Can do what I want. - You're 15, so not really. 10 00:02:14,160 --> 00:02:15,870 - Hi, Mehmet. - You all right? 11 00:02:15,880 --> 00:02:17,710 I'm all right, yeah. 12 00:02:17,720 --> 00:02:19,990 - Mum's lipstick, that? - You on the whisky, Mem? 13 00:02:20,000 --> 00:02:21,190 "You on the whisky, Mem?" 14 00:02:21,200 --> 00:02:23,270 He's, like, five years older, it's embarrassing. 15 00:02:23,280 --> 00:02:25,069 - Shove it up your arse. - Shove it up your arse. 16 00:02:25,079 --> 00:02:26,990 - Where's John? - Go home, Lil. 17 00:02:27,000 --> 00:02:28,190 Is that juice? 18 00:02:28,200 --> 00:02:29,870 Well, yeah, I'm driving, so... 19 00:02:29,880 --> 00:02:33,310 - Er, home, I said! - Cadge a lift? 20 00:02:33,320 --> 00:02:36,190 - Mm... No. - Such a dick, you know that? 21 00:02:36,200 --> 00:02:37,910 - You're such a dick. - Piss off, Katie. 22 00:02:37,920 --> 00:02:39,950 Piss off yourself. 23 00:02:39,960 --> 00:02:41,750 - "You're a dick." - "You're a dick." 24 00:02:41,760 --> 00:02:42,830 - "You're a dick." - Oh! 25 00:02:42,840 --> 00:02:44,190 Oh! 26 00:02:44,200 --> 00:02:46,350 Come here, right, I've got it, I've got it. You ready? 27 00:02:47,880 --> 00:02:50,510 - Oh! - Took you about five years, that. 28 00:02:50,520 --> 00:02:52,360 Watch this, watch this. 29 00:02:54,120 --> 00:02:55,750 - Oh! - Mem! 30 00:02:55,760 --> 00:02:58,630 - Oh! What are you doing? - So sorry, Mike. 31 00:02:58,640 --> 00:03:00,150 - Use this. - Sorry, Mike. 32 00:03:00,160 --> 00:03:02,030 - I didn't mean it. - Such an idiot. 33 00:03:02,040 --> 00:03:04,000 Stop. 34 00:03:06,240 --> 00:03:08,640 Why are you such a lightweight? 35 00:03:11,240 --> 00:03:12,680 What's your fucking deal? 36 00:03:13,960 --> 00:03:16,830 Every Friday, five pints in and you start swinging. 37 00:03:16,840 --> 00:03:18,069 I only clipped him. 38 00:03:18,079 --> 00:03:21,190 - He's your best mate, John! - Oh, is he? Is he? 39 00:03:21,200 --> 00:03:24,510 - Why's he tapping you up, then, hmm? - We were literally just chatting. 40 00:03:24,520 --> 00:03:25,590 About what? 41 00:03:25,600 --> 00:03:27,750 Ah, you ask this every fucking Friday. 42 00:03:27,760 --> 00:03:31,069 You're my girlfriend, Katie, yeah? He don't just get to say shit. 43 00:03:31,079 --> 00:03:32,150 Leave us alone, John. 44 00:03:32,160 --> 00:03:33,870 You've always wanted her, haven't you? 45 00:03:33,880 --> 00:03:36,510 He didn't say owt. Leave him! Oh, my God, Mem. 46 00:03:36,520 --> 00:03:38,430 She's my girl. Yeah? 47 00:03:38,440 --> 00:03:40,510 If you touch her, I'll snap your neck. 48 00:03:40,520 --> 00:03:42,990 Oh, grow up, John. Stay back! 49 00:03:43,000 --> 00:03:46,030 - Nah, come on, let the big man out! - Just leave him alone, John. 50 00:03:46,040 --> 00:03:47,710 Let's go! 51 00:03:47,720 --> 00:03:49,150 You hear me? 52 00:03:49,160 --> 00:03:51,079 I will kill you! 53 00:04:17,320 --> 00:04:20,230 Dogs were yapping, terrified. 54 00:04:20,240 --> 00:04:23,590 'The wind hissing through the door lock, 55 00:04:23,600 --> 00:04:26,910 'and he just stood there on the other side of the glass... 56 00:04:26,920 --> 00:04:29,870 'face peering in, sickly, hollowed eyes 57 00:04:29,880 --> 00:04:32,350 'that crawled inside your soul. 58 00:04:32,360 --> 00:04:36,430 'Only nine I was, but I knew that it was him. 59 00:04:36,440 --> 00:04:39,550 'By "him", I mean the Devil.' 60 00:04:49,000 --> 00:04:50,880 Mem? Mehmet? 61 00:05:38,320 --> 00:05:42,400 We're... ready for you now. 62 00:07:38,920 --> 00:07:40,640 I saw you. 63 00:08:21,000 --> 00:08:27,000 *CREDITS* 64 00:08:35,039 --> 00:08:37,070 'Morning, beauties. Gemma here. 65 00:08:37,080 --> 00:08:39,190 'With you till lunch, guiding you through. 66 00:08:39,200 --> 00:08:40,630 'Now, not sure you've noticed, 67 00:08:40,640 --> 00:08:42,909 'but we've had another ten tonne of snow in the night. 68 00:08:42,919 --> 00:08:45,230 'I know, I know, it's tedious, in't it? 69 00:08:45,240 --> 00:08:47,110 'We've had two glorious weeks of spring, 70 00:08:47,120 --> 00:08:49,070 'and now it's gone all Billy Baltic again. 71 00:08:49,080 --> 00:08:51,830 'The weirdness of it. It's weird, isn't it? 72 00:08:51,840 --> 00:08:53,470 'Properly faffs with my chakras. 73 00:08:53,480 --> 00:08:57,510 'And we've got a frozen lake 20 weeks of the year. 74 00:08:57,520 --> 00:09:00,710 'Hard as concrete, you can literally skate across it in June. 75 00:09:00,720 --> 00:09:04,270 'Now, that's not normal, surely. But here's the other odd thing. 76 00:09:04,280 --> 00:09:07,270 'Have you noticed in Chadder how the snow never sticks? 77 00:09:07,280 --> 00:09:09,320 'It does in the forest, it does in Doffston.' 78 00:09:28,840 --> 00:09:32,390 Fiver going in, Tone. Where've you got me? 79 00:09:32,400 --> 00:09:34,470 - Last. - Again? 80 00:09:34,480 --> 00:09:37,240 - Been here five year. - Been here fifty-five. 81 00:09:38,280 --> 00:09:39,320 Bully for you. 82 00:09:40,600 --> 00:09:43,150 - Rather go in t'middle? - Rather go first. 83 00:09:43,160 --> 00:09:47,160 - Ha! You'll be against Jacob. - Jakub? Fine with that. 84 00:09:48,600 --> 00:09:52,070 - Carve you like butter. - Got a glass chin, has Jakub. 85 00:09:52,080 --> 00:09:53,830 I'll drop him like second-year German. 86 00:09:53,840 --> 00:09:56,670 And then, I'm coming after you, Tony. 87 00:09:56,680 --> 00:09:58,960 Quite like to pop you back in your box. 88 00:10:00,720 --> 00:10:03,670 You know, life is a wonderful thing, Tony. 89 00:10:03,680 --> 00:10:05,040 You should tell that to your face. 90 00:10:18,800 --> 00:10:22,190 - Frack off! Frack off! - Get out and stay out! 91 00:10:22,200 --> 00:10:24,830 Frack off! Frack off! Frack off! Frack off! Frack off! Frack off! 92 00:10:24,840 --> 00:10:28,510 Frack off! Frack off! 93 00:10:28,520 --> 00:10:32,070 - Frack off! Frack off! Frack off! - No more fracking! 94 00:10:32,080 --> 00:10:36,110 Frack off! Frack off! 95 00:10:36,120 --> 00:10:38,510 You're killing the planet! Murderers! 96 00:10:38,520 --> 00:10:41,350 'Hi, it's DI Ajunwa. Leave a message.' 97 00:10:41,360 --> 00:10:43,430 Riya. It's happened again. 98 00:10:43,440 --> 00:10:46,150 I keep saying, I need one of you down here. 99 00:10:46,160 --> 00:10:47,680 I need protection. 100 00:10:58,080 --> 00:11:01,470 I had 20 quid riding on you, you big Polish freak. 101 00:11:01,480 --> 00:11:04,350 Big Polish freak who's the best mechanic in Lancashire. 102 00:11:04,360 --> 00:11:06,470 What is it again you do, Tony, what's your skill? 103 00:11:06,480 --> 00:11:10,350 - I'm a good kisser. - Oh, you can practise on me arse. 104 00:11:10,360 --> 00:11:13,590 - I did school you out there, though, didn't I, kidder? - Shut up. 105 00:11:13,600 --> 00:11:16,990 You know, you punch like a hamster. Genuinely. 106 00:11:17,000 --> 00:11:19,400 All I could feel were these soft paws all over me. 107 00:11:21,000 --> 00:11:24,430 - You seen that cheek? On the house, that one. - As if. 108 00:11:24,440 --> 00:11:27,230 Next time, I'll put you to sleep, sausage, 109 00:11:27,240 --> 00:11:28,710 in a little bed of hay. 110 00:11:28,720 --> 00:11:31,710 - You've got a big mouth. - And you've got a big head. 111 00:11:31,720 --> 00:11:34,880 A big, fluffy hamster head. 112 00:11:36,360 --> 00:11:39,110 - Oi, Riya! - Er, don't "oi" me. 113 00:11:39,120 --> 00:11:41,230 Bit of respect, I could put you behind bars. 114 00:11:41,240 --> 00:11:43,390 Conversation's not finished! 115 00:11:48,120 --> 00:11:53,230 ? Happy birthday to you Happy birthday to you... ? 116 00:11:53,240 --> 00:11:55,470 - What flavour? - Pistachio. 117 00:11:55,480 --> 00:11:58,160 - Happy birthday to you. - Thanks. 118 00:12:01,560 --> 00:12:03,430 - Do you want a bite? - I'm vegan. 119 00:12:03,440 --> 00:12:04,510 Yeah, but it's a Saturday. 120 00:12:04,520 --> 00:12:06,520 You've got to have a sausage sarnie on a Saturday. 121 00:12:07,720 --> 00:12:08,750 No, ta. 122 00:12:08,760 --> 00:12:10,790 - Ah, you were bloody tempted! - I bloody well wasn't. 123 00:12:10,800 --> 00:12:11,950 Yeah, you were. 124 00:12:11,960 --> 00:12:13,230 Morning! 125 00:12:13,240 --> 00:12:15,430 Are you all right, boss? You all right? 126 00:12:15,440 --> 00:12:17,670 You've taken a few knocks this morning, boss? 127 00:12:17,680 --> 00:12:20,350 Take a few knocks every day, Nish, one way or another. 128 00:12:20,360 --> 00:12:23,990 - Eh, happy 40th, boss. - Er, less of the 40th. 129 00:12:24,000 --> 00:12:26,430 - What's going on with the weather? - Snowmageddon. 130 00:12:26,440 --> 00:12:28,430 It's called a Polar Continental Air Mass. 131 00:12:28,440 --> 00:12:32,070 - Oo-wee, you've got a degree. Seen Doffston, boss? - No. 132 00:12:32,080 --> 00:12:34,510 They're skiing up at Doffston. They've had 50 inches. 133 00:12:34,520 --> 00:12:36,250 I doubt they've had 50 inches, Nish. 134 00:12:36,260 --> 00:12:37,990 They're only two miles up the road, 135 00:12:38,000 --> 00:12:40,070 but you watch, it will have all melted by lunchtime. 136 00:12:40,080 --> 00:12:43,270 You know what's actually causing these changes, Nish? You. People. 137 00:12:43,280 --> 00:12:44,870 I mean, they reckon that parts of London 138 00:12:44,880 --> 00:12:46,750 might be underwater by the end of the century. 139 00:12:46,760 --> 00:12:48,270 Fine by me. 140 00:12:48,280 --> 00:12:50,070 Er, have you ever been to London, Nish? 141 00:12:50,080 --> 00:12:51,550 Why would I spend half a day on a train 142 00:12:51,560 --> 00:12:53,390 to see a bunch of people I don't even know? 143 00:12:53,400 --> 00:12:54,750 Why you in on your birthday, boss? 144 00:12:54,760 --> 00:12:56,510 Oh, yeah, I'll have a brew if you're making. 145 00:12:56,520 --> 00:12:57,720 Er, three sugars, please. 146 00:12:59,960 --> 00:13:03,630 So, any progress with cat with a cough? 147 00:13:03,640 --> 00:13:05,150 Oh, yeah, erm, Ali, you... 148 00:13:05,160 --> 00:13:08,070 I spoke to the owner, she reckons it's fracking related. 149 00:13:08,080 --> 00:13:09,270 It's a fucking fur ball. 150 00:13:09,280 --> 00:13:11,190 Says it's gas in the air that's causing it. 151 00:13:11,200 --> 00:13:12,430 What about the stolen ladder? 152 00:13:12,440 --> 00:13:14,750 Oh, right. Fallen in the gap between the two fences. 153 00:13:14,760 --> 00:13:17,190 - So it was there all along? - There all along. 154 00:13:17,200 --> 00:13:19,270 I mean, he was pretty annoyed at himself, to be fair. 155 00:13:19,280 --> 00:13:21,710 Morning! Good to see you, boss. 156 00:13:21,720 --> 00:13:25,310 Morning, peeps. How we all diddling? Busy, busy? 157 00:13:25,320 --> 00:13:28,030 - Missing ladder is resolved. - Good, good. 158 00:13:28,040 --> 00:13:32,550 - Cat with a cough, ongoing. - Oh, I'm sensing attitude. 159 00:13:32,560 --> 00:13:35,910 - Oh, yeah. You're sensing right. - Because? 160 00:13:35,920 --> 00:13:38,270 Why does all the juicy stuff go to Manchester? 161 00:13:38,280 --> 00:13:39,550 We need you on local. 162 00:13:39,560 --> 00:13:42,990 Er, cat with a cough? I was in the Met for ten years. 163 00:13:43,000 --> 00:13:44,750 Well, I'll send you back there if you like. 164 00:13:44,760 --> 00:13:45,790 I just don't understand. 165 00:13:45,800 --> 00:13:48,350 When there's a big case, why can't I get anywhere near it? 166 00:13:48,360 --> 00:13:50,270 Cartel's a big job. Needs resources. 167 00:13:50,280 --> 00:13:52,550 What about the missing Swedish girl, Nina Karlsson? 168 00:13:52,560 --> 00:13:54,790 - I could do that. - Closed. 169 00:13:54,800 --> 00:13:57,350 - Spotted a day or two ago. - Well, spotted where? 170 00:13:57,360 --> 00:13:59,830 Nish, you read the report. Where was it again, love? 171 00:13:59,840 --> 00:14:02,270 - Er, thingy. - Er, helpful. 172 00:14:02,280 --> 00:14:04,550 - Didsbury. - Didsbury, yeah. 173 00:14:04,560 --> 00:14:08,230 - So, what, that's that? - That is that, yeah. 174 00:14:08,240 --> 00:14:09,870 Any news on the missing bin? 175 00:14:09,880 --> 00:14:11,030 Called her yesterday. 176 00:14:11,040 --> 00:14:13,990 - It were the red, not the black. - Right. 177 00:14:14,000 --> 00:14:15,270 Bumlick. 178 00:14:15,280 --> 00:14:17,470 Er, Probationary Constable. What are you again? 179 00:14:17,480 --> 00:14:18,910 - A legend. - You know what? 180 00:14:18,920 --> 00:14:23,110 Since you're doing missing bin chat, I think I'll pop out, yeah. 181 00:14:23,120 --> 00:14:25,230 Lob myself in front of oncoming traffic. 182 00:14:28,160 --> 00:14:31,400 - There was one other thing. - What, Linda? 183 00:14:33,240 --> 00:14:34,760 Eddie Wells is getting out. 184 00:14:35,800 --> 00:14:37,680 - What, when? - Today. 185 00:14:39,400 --> 00:14:42,750 What... He's meant to do ten year, he's only done five. 186 00:14:42,760 --> 00:14:45,710 Good behaviour, overcrowding, don't know the reason. 187 00:14:45,720 --> 00:14:47,320 Point is, he's out. 188 00:14:49,800 --> 00:14:51,160 You all right? 189 00:14:53,240 --> 00:14:55,550 Takes a sick mind to do what he did. 190 00:14:55,560 --> 00:14:58,360 Chances are, after being inside for five years, he's worse. 191 00:14:59,920 --> 00:15:02,990 You might want to give Jim an heads up. 192 00:15:03,000 --> 00:15:04,400 Oh, yeah, God. 193 00:15:05,960 --> 00:15:07,440 Does his family know? 194 00:15:11,080 --> 00:15:13,870 You little shit! 195 00:15:13,880 --> 00:15:15,910 It's what you do to me when I sleep in. 196 00:15:15,920 --> 00:15:18,590 - Pass me t'towel, pass me t'towel! - All right, calm down. 197 00:15:18,600 --> 00:15:20,870 God! 198 00:15:21,920 --> 00:15:24,950 Err, don't forget, I've got the girls coming round tonight. 199 00:15:24,960 --> 00:15:28,150 - Waitress duty, I know. - I'll give you a fiver for it. 200 00:15:28,160 --> 00:15:31,470 - No, you won't. - No, I won't. 201 00:15:31,480 --> 00:15:33,270 Go and pour water over your sister's face. 202 00:15:33,280 --> 00:15:35,670 - I already tried. - Her door locked? 203 00:15:35,680 --> 00:15:39,560 - No, her bed's empty. - It better bloody not be. 204 00:15:41,360 --> 00:15:42,760 I need my car! 205 00:16:16,280 --> 00:16:19,680 Visitors again last night, another mannequin, another noose. 206 00:16:20,800 --> 00:16:24,150 I'm tired of fighting this on my own. 207 00:16:24,160 --> 00:16:27,150 - I'm sorry, Jim, I... - It'll be Mehmet, again. 208 00:16:27,160 --> 00:16:28,750 You know, he's actually a decent lad... 209 00:16:28,760 --> 00:16:30,870 Oh, well, he seems it. 210 00:16:30,880 --> 00:16:33,070 Last week, he was throwing glass bottles. 211 00:16:33,080 --> 00:16:34,990 This week, it's nooses. Tea? 212 00:16:35,000 --> 00:16:36,120 If you're making... 213 00:16:38,200 --> 00:16:41,150 Look, Jim, I wanted to... 214 00:16:41,160 --> 00:16:43,160 Oh! Er, almost forgot. 215 00:16:48,040 --> 00:16:49,630 Happy 40. 216 00:16:49,640 --> 00:16:52,830 Oh. An egg? 217 00:16:52,840 --> 00:16:55,470 An orb. From South America. 218 00:16:55,480 --> 00:17:00,270 They call it Furacao. Er, literally, "Scarer Of Evil". 219 00:17:00,280 --> 00:17:01,670 All right, Indiana. 220 00:17:01,680 --> 00:17:04,190 Centuries ago, the villagers used to use these things 221 00:17:04,200 --> 00:17:05,910 to scare the Lizard Man... 222 00:17:05,920 --> 00:17:08,510 you know, some dark presence that came in the night. 223 00:17:08,520 --> 00:17:10,790 Could you not have just got me some vouchers? 224 00:17:10,800 --> 00:17:12,990 Nowadays, it's used to ward off evil spirits. 225 00:17:13,000 --> 00:17:17,079 Pop it in your pocket. Never know what's round the corner. 226 00:17:18,760 --> 00:17:22,160 Well, that is what I wanted to talk to you about, Jim. 227 00:17:25,800 --> 00:17:27,800 Eddie Wells is getting out early. 228 00:17:32,080 --> 00:17:34,640 What? When? 229 00:17:36,800 --> 00:17:40,150 - Today. - No, no, that isn't right. 230 00:17:40,160 --> 00:17:41,190 No, it's not... 231 00:17:41,200 --> 00:17:43,630 No, no, no, no, that can't be right! 232 00:17:43,640 --> 00:17:45,680 Ten years, they said. 233 00:17:48,800 --> 00:17:50,750 You tell them they made a mistake. 234 00:17:50,760 --> 00:17:54,150 - Jim... - No, a mistake, that's what it is. 235 00:17:54,160 --> 00:17:55,790 He's a fucking monster! 236 00:17:55,800 --> 00:17:57,920 You tell them that, you tell them... 237 00:17:59,200 --> 00:18:04,670 - what he did to me. - Jim. 238 00:18:04,680 --> 00:18:08,880 Five years I have bled into that bed every night! 239 00:18:10,800 --> 00:18:13,350 I've lost my family and he gets leniency? 240 00:18:13,360 --> 00:18:17,190 - That isn't right, that isn't just! - I've got your back, Jim. 241 00:18:17,200 --> 00:18:20,750 How? You're just as scared as everyone else. 242 00:18:20,760 --> 00:18:24,750 - No. I'm fine. - Well, you shouldn't be. 243 00:18:24,760 --> 00:18:27,070 Put a creature like that in prison, 244 00:18:27,080 --> 00:18:28,670 what do you think goes through his head? 245 00:18:28,680 --> 00:18:30,520 He'll be coming for you. 246 00:18:31,920 --> 00:18:33,400 He'll be coming for us all. 247 00:18:36,480 --> 00:18:39,350 All right, first call of the day. 248 00:18:39,360 --> 00:18:41,950 - Any guesses, Ali? - Er, anti-frackers. 249 00:18:41,960 --> 00:18:45,070 - One for the fracking site, I like it. Lind? - Potholes. 250 00:18:45,080 --> 00:18:48,270 Bloody potholes! First call of the season? Could it be? 251 00:18:48,280 --> 00:18:52,640 Do we have ourselves a pothole problem, ladies and jellyfish? 252 00:18:53,760 --> 00:18:55,000 Chadder Vale? 253 00:18:58,840 --> 00:19:00,840 Say that again? 254 00:19:15,800 --> 00:19:18,520 It's your birthday. I would've been all right, boss. 255 00:19:19,440 --> 00:19:20,560 Are you sure? 256 00:19:21,640 --> 00:19:23,040 What is that? 257 00:19:26,000 --> 00:19:27,960 Stag. 258 00:19:30,240 --> 00:19:31,360 What you thinking, boss? 259 00:19:32,760 --> 00:19:35,390 I'll tell you what I'm thinking. There's some fucking psycho. 260 00:19:35,400 --> 00:19:38,670 You don't get psychos down here, poppet. They're all in Leeds. 261 00:19:38,680 --> 00:19:41,710 They've seen it lying in t'road, pulled over, 262 00:19:41,720 --> 00:19:43,630 got an axe out the boot and hacked it to death. 263 00:19:43,640 --> 00:19:46,590 - Psycho. - What films have you been watching? 264 00:19:46,600 --> 00:19:50,350 - I watch, like, documentaries. - About what? 265 00:19:50,360 --> 00:19:52,960 Like, how to make yourself breathe like a fish, stuff like that. 266 00:19:53,960 --> 00:19:55,510 And on Planet Real? 267 00:19:55,520 --> 00:19:58,480 They've hit the stag, ditched the car... 268 00:19:59,600 --> 00:20:01,590 walked back? 269 00:20:01,600 --> 00:20:03,670 You're not telling me a Punto's done that. 270 00:20:03,680 --> 00:20:06,750 No, of course. What're you thinking, then? 271 00:20:06,760 --> 00:20:07,960 Er... 272 00:20:09,320 --> 00:20:10,480 wild pigs? 273 00:20:11,520 --> 00:20:14,510 I mean, pigs'll eat anything, won't they? 274 00:20:14,520 --> 00:20:15,760 Or something bigger. 275 00:20:16,920 --> 00:20:19,440 What's bigger than a bloody massive deer? 276 00:20:20,520 --> 00:20:22,950 Call the RSPCA, tell them they're a man down, 277 00:20:22,960 --> 00:20:24,430 and let's get Terry up here. 278 00:20:24,440 --> 00:20:27,520 No idea what that black liquid is. Get some samples taken. 279 00:20:30,600 --> 00:20:32,440 'Everything all right?' 280 00:20:33,640 --> 00:20:35,470 We've got a stag in bits up here. 281 00:20:35,480 --> 00:20:39,040 Crikey. It's dead, properly dead. 282 00:20:40,880 --> 00:20:43,670 I always get agitated when I see dead animals. 283 00:20:43,680 --> 00:20:45,350 Some people reckon it's a sign. 284 00:20:45,360 --> 00:20:47,590 Don't catastrophise. It does me nut in. 285 00:20:47,600 --> 00:20:50,870 Now, if you had hit something head on, 286 00:20:50,880 --> 00:20:52,550 your bumper'll be buggered. 287 00:20:52,560 --> 00:20:55,110 - Bumper's fine. - Bumper's fine. Bonnet's not. 288 00:20:55,120 --> 00:20:57,160 - It's like a tree's fallen on it. - OK. 289 00:20:58,120 --> 00:21:03,030 OK, so, we are going with... tree? 290 00:21:03,040 --> 00:21:05,470 Are we heck! We've got the bigger picture to consider. 291 00:21:05,480 --> 00:21:07,950 Got to think about what has happened outside the car, 292 00:21:07,960 --> 00:21:09,630 what's happened inside. 293 00:21:09,640 --> 00:21:12,110 - There's a blanket in here. - Meaning what? 294 00:21:12,120 --> 00:21:13,990 Maybe they stopped for a shag. 295 00:21:14,000 --> 00:21:15,630 Rank. 296 00:21:15,640 --> 00:21:18,680 - You never had a shag in the woods, Al? - Have you?! 297 00:21:20,920 --> 00:21:22,630 We also can't rule out foul play. 298 00:21:22,640 --> 00:21:25,070 Two seconds ago, you were saying they stopped for a shag. 299 00:21:25,080 --> 00:21:28,150 There's blood all on the back seat, and there's some on the handle. 300 00:21:28,160 --> 00:21:30,190 Blood? W-W-What you saying? 301 00:21:30,200 --> 00:21:32,510 I don't know, I'm just expounding theories. 302 00:21:32,520 --> 00:21:34,590 I'm sure I'll have more by the end of the day. 303 00:21:34,600 --> 00:21:36,870 All right, Al, I know you're still probationary, 304 00:21:36,880 --> 00:21:38,510 but let's keep things tight. 305 00:21:38,520 --> 00:21:41,080 What's the first thing we do with an abandoned vehicle? 306 00:21:42,800 --> 00:21:45,640 Check the plate. Shit! 307 00:21:50,000 --> 00:21:51,360 Fancy a wander? 308 00:21:52,960 --> 00:21:54,720 - What, in there? - Mm. 309 00:21:56,120 --> 00:22:00,280 - Be careful, boss. - Why? What good'll that do? 310 00:22:17,320 --> 00:22:19,750 Katie, it's your mum again. 311 00:22:19,760 --> 00:22:21,590 Look, I really need the car today. 312 00:22:21,600 --> 00:22:23,680 I start work at one, and I don't wanna walk in this. 313 00:22:25,360 --> 00:22:27,990 Look, I only put you on my insurance so you could use it on and off, 314 00:22:28,000 --> 00:22:30,230 not take the piss. 315 00:22:30,240 --> 00:22:33,560 I shouldn't have to hunt you down every time. Ring me. 316 00:22:44,440 --> 00:22:45,840 I've got a biscuit here. 317 00:22:48,480 --> 00:22:49,600 Quite soft. 318 00:22:52,080 --> 00:22:53,240 Quite creamy. 319 00:22:55,280 --> 00:22:57,080 Right up your street, I reckon. 320 00:23:20,960 --> 00:23:23,760 Boss, Terry's here! 321 00:23:33,560 --> 00:23:37,230 Morning, Terry. Ta for coming. 322 00:23:37,240 --> 00:23:38,630 You've dragged me all this way 323 00:23:38,640 --> 00:23:40,870 just cos you're worried about road kill? 324 00:23:40,880 --> 00:23:43,150 There are black spots around the carcass. 325 00:23:43,160 --> 00:23:45,710 Might be nothing, might be something, 326 00:23:45,720 --> 00:23:47,630 and I wanna know what it is. 327 00:23:47,640 --> 00:23:50,950 I mean, that's a fully grown stag torn into pieces. 328 00:23:50,960 --> 00:23:53,120 I'd like to know what does that. 329 00:24:17,280 --> 00:24:19,280 - Didn't hear you get in. - Were you meant to? 330 00:24:24,200 --> 00:24:25,440 Where's Katie? 331 00:24:30,720 --> 00:24:32,790 - 'Ey up. - What can I get you? 332 00:24:32,800 --> 00:24:35,440 Er, chips, sausage, tommy 'orse, ta. 333 00:24:38,040 --> 00:24:40,790 If you're heading home, don't take the forest road. 334 00:24:40,800 --> 00:24:42,550 Why's that? 335 00:24:42,560 --> 00:24:45,080 Limbs everywhere, bits of teeth. 336 00:24:46,560 --> 00:24:48,950 What... human teeth? 337 00:24:48,960 --> 00:24:50,800 Small or large with the chips? 338 00:24:54,280 --> 00:24:56,520 - A small. - Morning, love. 339 00:24:57,840 --> 00:25:00,470 - Mehmet about? - Mehmet! 340 00:25:00,480 --> 00:25:03,760 - Keep the change. - Can I have a word, love? 341 00:25:10,800 --> 00:25:12,400 Anything you wanna tell me? 342 00:25:14,120 --> 00:25:16,670 There was another to-do at the frack site last night. 343 00:25:16,680 --> 00:25:19,110 - Trademark you. - Wasn't me. 344 00:25:19,120 --> 00:25:20,600 Mind telling me where you were? 345 00:25:22,080 --> 00:25:24,200 - He was home. - Fair enough. 346 00:25:26,040 --> 00:25:29,310 Well, listen, I know you've been very vocal of late. 347 00:25:29,320 --> 00:25:31,070 You like to get down there amongst them all. 348 00:25:31,080 --> 00:25:33,870 I don't mind you having a voice... that's your own business. 349 00:25:33,880 --> 00:25:36,910 But as soon as you start messing around, misbehaving, 350 00:25:36,920 --> 00:25:41,430 lobbing bottles, hanging mannequins, that's my business. 351 00:25:41,440 --> 00:25:44,390 It's reckless assault, Mehmet, and it's actionable. 352 00:25:44,400 --> 00:25:46,270 Do you know what "actionable" means? 353 00:25:46,280 --> 00:25:48,270 Means I can pop you in a cell for two year. 354 00:25:48,280 --> 00:25:52,400 No chips, no PS4, just you and your wet bed sheets. 355 00:25:54,000 --> 00:25:56,750 - S'happened to your face? - S'happened to yours? 356 00:25:56,760 --> 00:26:00,400 You lob owt else, anything at all, Mehmet, and it is game over. 357 00:26:01,680 --> 00:26:03,670 You're a good kid. 358 00:26:03,680 --> 00:26:05,390 Don't turn out to be like the rest of 'em. 359 00:26:05,400 --> 00:26:08,150 - Yeah? - 'We have checked that plate, boss.' 360 00:26:08,160 --> 00:26:11,430 Car is registered to Joanne Wells. 361 00:26:11,440 --> 00:26:14,790 - Shit, are you sure about that? - 'Positive.' 362 00:26:14,800 --> 00:26:16,240 Have you checked in with Joanne? 363 00:26:18,680 --> 00:26:19,790 Can you not do it? 364 00:26:19,800 --> 00:26:21,600 'I'm the last person she wants to hear from.' 365 00:26:22,720 --> 00:26:24,070 It's a bit weird, isn't it? 366 00:26:24,080 --> 00:26:26,950 Her car's found the day her husband gets out of prison. 367 00:26:26,960 --> 00:26:29,270 'I'm sure that's just coincidence.' 368 00:26:29,280 --> 00:26:32,520 Coincidence is a bollocks, Al. Everything happens for a reason. 369 00:26:54,240 --> 00:26:56,520 - Morning. - Morning, Derek. 370 00:26:59,160 --> 00:27:01,200 - Morning. - Morning, boss! 371 00:27:11,400 --> 00:27:16,000 Finally! You little beauty! 372 00:27:17,560 --> 00:27:21,230 Come on, Derek. 373 00:27:21,240 --> 00:27:22,910 Come on, Derek! 374 00:27:22,920 --> 00:27:25,760 Yes! 375 00:28:02,960 --> 00:28:05,240 Mm. 376 00:28:07,320 --> 00:28:10,030 Here's Moana, back from her travels. 377 00:28:10,040 --> 00:28:12,270 Good trip? Delivery go OK? 378 00:28:12,280 --> 00:28:15,430 Er... yeah... ..it was all right. 379 00:28:15,440 --> 00:28:17,040 Good. 380 00:28:18,000 --> 00:28:19,550 What you having? 381 00:28:19,560 --> 00:28:21,110 - Tater 'ash. - Ah. 382 00:28:21,120 --> 00:28:23,510 Just like Mum used to give us when we'd been good. 383 00:28:23,520 --> 00:28:25,440 My mum. 384 00:28:26,400 --> 00:28:29,590 - Why've you been good? - Mm! 385 00:28:29,600 --> 00:28:31,960 Look at this. 386 00:28:33,120 --> 00:28:35,230 Read it, Kane. 387 00:28:35,240 --> 00:28:36,950 That daughter of mine not in yet? 388 00:28:36,960 --> 00:28:39,870 Er, no, not yet. I'm just saying, Jo, erm... 389 00:28:39,880 --> 00:28:44,270 Been nominated. Lancashire businessman of the year. 390 00:28:44,280 --> 00:28:45,560 Yeah... 391 00:28:51,040 --> 00:28:53,720 Katie, it's your mum. Call me! 392 00:29:13,120 --> 00:29:15,120 _ 393 00:29:23,320 --> 00:29:27,710 Erm... I-I-I been thinking, Dez... 394 00:29:27,720 --> 00:29:30,230 Oh, yeah? What've you been thinking? 395 00:29:30,240 --> 00:29:34,150 Maybe, maybe somebody else could do t'driving? 396 00:29:34,160 --> 00:29:35,320 Who? 397 00:29:36,600 --> 00:29:41,430 Kane, trust is important. 398 00:29:41,440 --> 00:29:42,840 - Hm? - Yeah. 399 00:29:44,360 --> 00:29:45,680 Something else? 400 00:29:47,640 --> 00:29:51,440 - The alarm's playing up in t'truck. - Well, what do you want me to do? 401 00:30:05,200 --> 00:30:08,310 Hey, careful! 402 00:30:08,320 --> 00:30:11,320 Come here! 403 00:30:18,880 --> 00:30:19,880 Yeah? 404 00:30:19,903 --> 00:30:22,151 - Is your mum in? - No. 405 00:30:22,160 --> 00:30:24,150 - Have you seen her today? - Does it matter? 406 00:30:24,160 --> 00:30:26,480 - Kinda does, yeah. - Well, I don't deal with filth. 407 00:30:28,000 --> 00:30:29,950 When was the last time you heard from your dad? 408 00:30:29,960 --> 00:30:33,160 Five years ago, you put him away. So, I'd say, what, hm, five years? 409 00:30:36,000 --> 00:30:38,150 This is my number. 410 00:30:38,160 --> 00:30:41,350 When you see her, tell her we've had her car towed. 411 00:30:41,360 --> 00:30:44,720 She left it in the forest. As you do. Go on. 412 00:30:46,400 --> 00:30:48,430 I know I'm the last person she wants to speak to, 413 00:30:48,440 --> 00:30:50,680 but I just need to know she's safe. 414 00:30:51,840 --> 00:30:53,710 My mum's fine. She's at work. 415 00:30:53,720 --> 00:30:56,720 So keep your filthy fucking pig head out of my family, yeah? 416 00:31:16,200 --> 00:31:18,190 All right, bloody hell, hang on. 417 00:31:18,200 --> 00:31:19,590 - Banging like... - Hiya, Vicky. 418 00:31:19,600 --> 00:31:20,950 I just need a quick word with John. 419 00:31:20,960 --> 00:31:23,270 Is this about what he did last night? 420 00:31:23,280 --> 00:31:26,910 He's playing football on t'top field. Give him hell. 421 00:31:34,480 --> 00:31:36,080 John! 422 00:31:37,400 --> 00:31:38,720 John! 423 00:31:40,440 --> 00:31:42,200 What's gone on last night? What did you do? 424 00:31:43,520 --> 00:31:46,110 Well, if she would've come back, it wouldn't have happened. 425 00:31:46,120 --> 00:31:49,440 What wouldn't have? I thought Katie was staying with you! 426 00:31:50,560 --> 00:31:53,550 - Did she not come back? - No. 427 00:31:57,520 --> 00:31:59,712 - Do you know where she is? - Yeah. 428 00:31:59,722 --> 00:32:01,640 - Where? - I'll sort it. 429 00:32:05,640 --> 00:32:09,510 Tell her I need the car! 430 00:32:09,520 --> 00:32:11,520 _ 431 00:32:11,530 --> 00:32:12,720 _ 432 00:32:14,120 --> 00:32:15,920 _ 433 00:32:20,700 --> 00:32:21,900 _ 434 00:32:24,640 --> 00:32:28,710 I told the police that you were home last night. But you weren't. 435 00:32:28,720 --> 00:32:33,830 Oi, Mehmet! Big man! 436 00:32:33,840 --> 00:32:35,870 Open the fucking window, then! 437 00:32:35,880 --> 00:32:37,750 - Where is she? - Who? 438 00:32:37,760 --> 00:32:40,310 Kat... You know who. 439 00:32:40,320 --> 00:32:43,030 - She's not here. - Right, I wanna talk to him. 440 00:32:43,040 --> 00:32:46,190 - Mehmet's not home at the moment. - Oh, isn't he? All right. 441 00:32:46,200 --> 00:32:48,790 Well, you let me know when he is, yeah? 442 00:32:48,800 --> 00:32:51,480 We're supposed to be fucking mates! 443 00:33:20,680 --> 00:33:23,870 All right, Sue, I'm coming. You're all right. 444 00:33:25,200 --> 00:33:29,590 Nobody's here. It's me, Sue. Riya. 445 00:33:29,600 --> 00:33:32,150 I thought you'd forgotten about me. 446 00:33:32,160 --> 00:33:35,080 How could I forget about you when you call me 20-odd times a day? 447 00:33:36,240 --> 00:33:39,870 The-the-the phone rang... this morning 448 00:33:39,880 --> 00:33:41,510 I thought it might be Nick. 449 00:33:41,520 --> 00:33:44,550 Well, your son hasn't called in four year. 450 00:33:44,560 --> 00:33:46,830 You know what I thought we could do today? 451 00:33:46,840 --> 00:33:49,190 I thought we could burn the rest of his stuff, 452 00:33:49,200 --> 00:33:51,470 you know, make a thing out of it. 453 00:33:51,480 --> 00:33:53,630 Toast some marshmallows, what do you think? 454 00:33:53,640 --> 00:33:57,150 - He should never have brought you to this place. - Hm. 455 00:33:57,160 --> 00:33:59,830 People don't see what's happening. 456 00:33:59,840 --> 00:34:01,160 What's happening, chook? 457 00:34:02,680 --> 00:34:05,750 When he was a little boy... 458 00:34:05,760 --> 00:34:12,229 Nick used to cry at anything... high. 459 00:34:12,239 --> 00:34:15,189 You know, buildings, churches, towers. 460 00:34:15,199 --> 00:34:17,000 He thought they were giants. 461 00:34:20,760 --> 00:34:22,199 I used to laugh. 462 00:34:24,400 --> 00:34:28,310 I said, "There's no such thing as giants." 463 00:34:28,320 --> 00:34:31,229 Oh, Riya, I was wrong! 464 00:34:31,239 --> 00:34:34,070 They're coming, Riya. They're coming... 465 00:34:36,600 --> 00:34:38,409 - Is it finally happening? - No. 466 00:34:38,419 --> 00:34:39,709 No, how do you know? 467 00:34:39,719 --> 00:34:42,040 Because worlds don't just end, Sue. 468 00:34:45,080 --> 00:34:47,229 Ta very much. 469 00:34:47,239 --> 00:34:50,030 - Polish Champagne. - Well, well, who knew? 470 00:34:50,040 --> 00:34:51,229 Cheaper than the others. 471 00:34:51,239 --> 00:34:53,390 Not supposed to tell me that bit. Come on. 472 00:34:58,560 --> 00:35:01,470 - Do you have to go? - She does, I'm afraid. 473 00:35:01,480 --> 00:35:03,640 Tell him the clocks are gonna stop. 474 00:35:05,160 --> 00:35:06,230 You ready? 475 00:35:06,240 --> 00:35:07,790 What, for my surprise party? 476 00:35:07,800 --> 00:35:09,750 Been ready for about two months, kidder. 477 00:35:09,760 --> 00:35:11,920 Gimme two ticks while I whack on a bit o' slap. 478 00:36:05,000 --> 00:36:07,150 Frack off! Frack off! 479 00:36:07,160 --> 00:36:10,920 Frack off! Frack off! Frack off! Frack off! 480 00:36:13,480 --> 00:36:16,190 I've done nothing wrong! 481 00:36:16,200 --> 00:36:17,630 Leave me alone! 482 00:36:17,640 --> 00:36:21,030 Frack off! Frack off! Frack off! Frack off! 483 00:36:49,840 --> 00:36:54,150 - Speech! Speech! - Yeah, speech. 484 00:36:54,160 --> 00:36:56,190 All right, erm... 485 00:36:56,200 --> 00:36:58,750 Forty. How the heck did that happen? 486 00:36:59,840 --> 00:37:02,070 Erm, six years ago, 487 00:37:02,080 --> 00:37:05,870 I lived in a three-bed townhouse in Wandsworth 488 00:37:05,880 --> 00:37:08,110 with a view of the Common. 489 00:37:08,120 --> 00:37:11,950 And now I live in a two-bed in Chadder 490 00:37:11,960 --> 00:37:13,830 with a view of Sue. 491 00:37:13,840 --> 00:37:15,830 Yeah. 492 00:37:15,840 --> 00:37:18,470 Nick wanted us to move up here to be closer to his Mum, 493 00:37:18,480 --> 00:37:22,990 and then, well, yeah, you all know what happened. 494 00:37:23,000 --> 00:37:25,390 So, there was me planning kids. 495 00:37:25,400 --> 00:37:29,070 But now, I look after batshit Sue. 496 00:37:29,080 --> 00:37:31,670 Not quite how I imagined my life panning out. 497 00:37:31,680 --> 00:37:35,110 But then I've got you lovely lot, my new-found friends. 498 00:37:35,120 --> 00:37:36,910 All right, just bring it through. 499 00:37:36,920 --> 00:37:40,230 Sneak it in the back before, erm... 500 00:37:40,240 --> 00:37:46,830 Erm, yeah, so, I'm looking forward to a 20-shot rack and some dancin'. 501 00:37:46,840 --> 00:37:48,590 Yeah! 502 00:37:48,600 --> 00:37:50,670 ? Fo-o-o-or 503 00:37:50,680 --> 00:37:55,110 ? She's a jolly good fellow For she's a jolly good fellow 504 00:37:55,120 --> 00:37:57,870 ? For she's a jolly good Fello-o-ow... ? 505 00:37:57,880 --> 00:38:00,830 ? And so say all of us... ? 506 00:38:00,840 --> 00:38:02,790 - Thank you. - ? And so say all of us... ? 507 00:38:02,800 --> 00:38:04,870 - No, you're all right. - ? And so say all of us! 508 00:38:04,880 --> 00:38:07,390 Good. Thanks. Thanks. 509 00:38:11,440 --> 00:38:13,750 Two weeks ago, Katie borrowed me new car. 510 00:38:13,760 --> 00:38:15,310 - The Punto? - Mm. 511 00:38:15,320 --> 00:38:17,470 Handed it back the following day all scuffed. 512 00:38:17,480 --> 00:38:21,110 - Scuffed? - Yeah! Scuffed. Bollocked her, I did. 513 00:38:21,120 --> 00:38:24,390 - Over a scuff? - Two years I saved for that car. 514 00:38:24,400 --> 00:38:27,190 That's, like, 10,000 hours folding dough. 515 00:38:27,200 --> 00:38:30,590 She's young, can't be telling her off over a bloody scuff. 516 00:38:30,600 --> 00:38:32,190 - Pisses me off. - Scuffing? 517 00:38:34,840 --> 00:38:36,670 Yesterday, she took it again, and guess what? 518 00:38:36,680 --> 00:38:39,230 - She bloody scuffed it! - She's not even bloody back! 519 00:38:39,240 --> 00:38:40,710 She's twenty-bloody-one! 520 00:38:40,720 --> 00:38:43,710 And I don't like her keep disappearing off. 521 00:38:43,720 --> 00:38:46,030 Not when we had that Finnish girl a few month back. 522 00:38:46,040 --> 00:38:47,370 She wasn't Finnish. 523 00:38:47,380 --> 00:38:48,710 - Dutch? - Danish. - Mm-hm. 524 00:38:48,720 --> 00:38:51,910 - Well, whatever. - This in't Twin Peaks, love. 525 00:38:51,920 --> 00:38:53,990 You've got to chill out! 526 00:38:54,000 --> 00:38:57,150 Oh, Mum? 527 00:38:57,160 --> 00:38:59,270 - Mum? - Oh, yes, love? 528 00:38:59,280 --> 00:39:01,470 - Car was towed. - Towed where? 529 00:39:01,480 --> 00:39:03,430 In the forest. She said call. 530 00:39:03,440 --> 00:39:05,840 - Who? - Police bitch. 531 00:39:15,400 --> 00:39:16,990 Because you're afraid of t'dark. 532 00:39:17,000 --> 00:39:20,390 Didn't want you thinking there's monsters in the cupboard. 533 00:39:20,400 --> 00:39:22,550 I mean, it's made from recycled tin. 534 00:39:22,560 --> 00:39:25,150 Wouldn't expect anything less. Thanks. 535 00:39:25,160 --> 00:39:28,390 Er, I'll give you your present on Monday. The Amazon Fairy fucked up. 536 00:39:28,400 --> 00:39:29,910 OK. 537 00:39:29,920 --> 00:39:31,080 It's on the way, though. 538 00:39:32,160 --> 00:39:34,150 - Hello? - 'It's Jo.' 539 00:39:34,160 --> 00:39:36,150 - Sorry, what? - 'It's Joanne, it's Joanne Wells.' 540 00:39:36,160 --> 00:39:38,710 Oh, erm, Joanne, erm, it's a bit noisy in here. 541 00:39:38,720 --> 00:39:41,590 Can you give me a second? I'm just gonna go outside. 542 00:39:41,600 --> 00:39:43,070 Sorry, I was just... 543 00:39:43,080 --> 00:39:45,870 Erm, we found your car in the forest. 544 00:39:45,880 --> 00:39:48,040 - And I just wanted to... - 'My daughter's missing.' 545 00:39:51,880 --> 00:39:53,040 Are you there? 546 00:39:54,440 --> 00:39:56,230 Your daughter's missing? 547 00:39:56,240 --> 00:39:57,790 Katie. Someone's taken her. 548 00:39:57,800 --> 00:40:00,640 'Or she's hurt. She's not back.' 549 00:40:06,840 --> 00:40:09,430 Ali. We've got a missing girl. 550 00:40:09,440 --> 00:40:11,590 I need you and Nish down to where we were this morning. 551 00:40:11,600 --> 00:40:14,030 And if Eddie Wells is out, I need to know where Eddie Wells is. 552 00:40:14,040 --> 00:40:17,120 I need a full search of the area, like now, now. Fucking now! 553 00:40:19,840 --> 00:40:22,910 Katie would never go into the forest. She hates it there. 554 00:40:22,920 --> 00:40:24,230 She just wouldn't go there! 555 00:40:24,240 --> 00:40:26,950 Hey, hey, hey, hey, it's OK, it's OK. She'll be all right. 556 00:40:26,960 --> 00:40:29,190 Din, do a ring-around, call everyone she knows. 557 00:40:29,200 --> 00:40:30,230 Of course, course. 558 00:40:30,240 --> 00:40:32,550 Lil, have a think about where she might've gone. 559 00:40:32,560 --> 00:40:33,590 Who she might've seen. 560 00:40:33,600 --> 00:40:36,000 - You know who her mates are. Call 'em! - OK! 561 00:40:38,080 --> 00:40:39,670 - What am I gonna do? - It's all right. 562 00:40:49,000 --> 00:40:50,500 _ 563 00:40:50,510 --> 00:40:52,010 _ 564 00:41:06,480 --> 00:41:07,840 Katie! 565 00:41:10,880 --> 00:41:12,470 Katie! 566 00:41:14,080 --> 00:41:16,760 Oh, God, no, please. 567 00:41:27,120 --> 00:41:29,680 _ 568 00:41:32,720 --> 00:41:35,710 - We're coming with. - Don't be daft. 569 00:41:35,720 --> 00:41:38,200 - What if you don't come back? - Hey? 570 00:41:40,360 --> 00:41:42,430 Of course I will, I promise. 571 00:41:42,440 --> 00:41:45,190 OK? I just need to find Katie. 572 00:41:45,200 --> 00:41:48,110 It's, it's dark, and it's freezing. 573 00:41:48,120 --> 00:41:53,390 And wherever she is, she needs her mum, OK? 574 00:41:53,400 --> 00:41:56,430 'Mum, is there any of that chilli left from Tuesday?' 575 00:41:56,440 --> 00:41:57,920 - Katie? - 'What?' 576 00:42:00,040 --> 00:42:03,430 - Don't "what"! - Christ, Mum, chill. 577 00:42:03,440 --> 00:42:04,990 - You can't do that! - Do what? 578 00:42:05,000 --> 00:42:08,870 - Just disappear like that. I've got folks looking for you! - Who? 579 00:42:08,880 --> 00:42:10,990 Who? Me, Bev, Dina. 580 00:42:11,000 --> 00:42:12,790 So, like a proper search party, then. 581 00:42:12,800 --> 00:42:15,630 It's not funny, I couldn't get hold of you. 582 00:42:15,640 --> 00:42:17,830 - Fuck sake, Mum, I'm 21. - Where've you been? 583 00:42:17,840 --> 00:42:19,150 - Does it matter? - Yes, it matters! 584 00:42:19,160 --> 00:42:21,270 You ditched the car! It's a £3,000 Punto! 585 00:42:21,280 --> 00:42:24,470 - Oh, you're annoying me now, Mum. - Oh, I'm annoying you now, am I?! 586 00:42:24,480 --> 00:42:25,510 Yeah! 587 00:42:25,520 --> 00:42:28,870 Oh, God, I could throttle her. I could throttle her. 588 00:42:28,880 --> 00:42:30,150 Katie? 589 00:42:33,840 --> 00:42:36,840 Katie! 590 00:42:39,640 --> 00:42:43,240 - Yeah? - She's back home. It's a false alarm. Thank God. 591 00:42:45,600 --> 00:42:48,030 - So, where is he, then? - Who? 592 00:42:55,080 --> 00:42:56,280 Eddie. 593 00:42:57,800 --> 00:42:59,480 Hiya, darling. 594 00:43:42,200 --> 00:43:44,950 Oh, no, I can't, I can't. 595 00:43:49,760 --> 00:43:52,550 Boss? 596 00:44:00,000 --> 00:44:01,800 _ 597 00:44:02,500 --> 00:44:04,000 _ 598 00:44:10,840 --> 00:44:12,230 Boss? 599 00:44:12,240 --> 00:44:15,390 - I'm over here. - Anything, boss? 600 00:44:15,400 --> 00:44:19,750 - False alarm, apparently. - Get in. Told you. 1-0 to Nish. 601 00:44:19,760 --> 00:44:21,950 You coming, then, boss? Karaoke in ten. 602 00:44:21,960 --> 00:44:23,520 I've got you down for a bit of Bieber. 603 00:44:24,880 --> 00:44:25,920 Right behind you. 604 00:45:10,800 --> 00:45:13,520 'Boss, you coming? Karaoke's waiting.' 605 00:45:15,760 --> 00:45:17,280 I've got a bad feeling, kids. 606 00:45:18,760 --> 00:45:20,630 'Boss?' 607 00:45:20,640 --> 00:45:24,000 I've gotta bad feeling I'm about a murder a bit of Bieber. 608 00:45:42,960 --> 00:45:45,000 *CREDITS*