1 00:00:08,252 --> 00:00:09,800 Previously on Population 11... 2 00:00:10,938 --> 00:00:13,240 - Hey! - Are you... OK? 3 00:00:13,261 --> 00:00:15,446 I just got hit in the head with a shovel. 4 00:00:15,784 --> 00:00:17,633 Why didn't you tell me your dad was missing? 5 00:00:17,654 --> 00:00:19,880 Tell me you found him. More importantly, the money. 6 00:00:19,936 --> 00:00:21,560 Is this a bakery or a Chinese restaurant? 7 00:00:21,604 --> 00:00:23,360 Both, yeah. Fusion. 8 00:00:23,386 --> 00:00:24,643 You'll never guess what I found. 9 00:00:24,664 --> 00:00:26,346 The shovel. Probably. 10 00:00:26,522 --> 00:00:27,902 The one that hit you in the face! 11 00:00:29,503 --> 00:00:30,840 Fuck! 12 00:00:32,183 --> 00:00:34,860 She's gonna get rid of the body by baking it into her pies. 13 00:00:34,928 --> 00:00:36,459 If I help you find your dad, 14 00:00:36,480 --> 00:00:38,200 - you'll pay me the 5,000, right? - Fine. 15 00:00:39,815 --> 00:00:42,515 Looks like you uncovered my little secret. 16 00:00:48,381 --> 00:00:50,600 I can't believe you worked it out. 17 00:00:50,941 --> 00:00:52,160 Look, I'm... 18 00:00:53,280 --> 00:00:55,360 I'm sure you have your... your reasons 19 00:00:55,466 --> 00:00:59,360 and that is fine. 20 00:00:59,546 --> 00:01:00,926 - It's fine? - It's fine. 21 00:01:00,947 --> 00:01:02,080 Of course it's fine. 22 00:01:02,113 --> 00:01:03,553 - Totally fine. - It's totally fine. 23 00:01:03,574 --> 00:01:04,794 - It's fine. - Really fine. 24 00:01:04,815 --> 00:01:05,915 - Tell her. - I'm telling her. 25 00:01:05,936 --> 00:01:07,076 Stop saying it's fine. 26 00:01:07,099 --> 00:01:08,399 I know it's fine. 27 00:01:08,860 --> 00:01:10,760 Circle-of-life shit. 28 00:01:11,019 --> 00:01:13,359 What I don't know is who you've told about it. 29 00:01:13,459 --> 00:01:14,600 No-one. 30 00:01:14,953 --> 00:01:16,000 No-one. 31 00:01:16,119 --> 00:01:20,699 And we... we... we are not gonna tell a... a single person. 32 00:01:20,772 --> 00:01:22,810 - Not a soul. - Not a soul, no. 33 00:01:22,831 --> 00:01:24,000 I mean, 34 00:01:25,693 --> 00:01:27,393 we... we... respect the... 35 00:01:27,553 --> 00:01:29,520 the creative process too much. 36 00:01:29,541 --> 00:01:32,200 You know, all I really frankly, 37 00:01:32,253 --> 00:01:35,237 to be honest, all I care about is... is the... the money. 38 00:01:35,258 --> 00:01:36,627 Is getting the money. 39 00:01:38,350 --> 00:01:39,600 The money? 40 00:01:39,707 --> 00:01:41,446 Yeah. If you just... If you just hand it over, 41 00:01:41,477 --> 00:01:43,953 we're not gonna say anything about this. 42 00:01:44,097 --> 00:01:46,280 In case you hadn't noticed, dickhead, 43 00:01:46,580 --> 00:01:48,036 I'm the one holding the gun. 44 00:01:48,136 --> 00:01:49,926 That's fair. That's fair. 45 00:01:50,002 --> 00:01:52,562 - Yeah. - So, this is how it's gonna go. 46 00:01:58,414 --> 00:01:59,560 Here. 47 00:02:01,135 --> 00:02:03,133 - What's... What are you doing? - Take it. 48 00:02:05,334 --> 00:02:06,234 Try it. 49 00:02:06,441 --> 00:02:07,346 What? 50 00:02:07,380 --> 00:02:09,146 I know your tastebuds have been poisoned 51 00:02:09,173 --> 00:02:11,186 by corn syrup and processed shit, 52 00:02:11,233 --> 00:02:13,000 but at least try it. 53 00:02:13,566 --> 00:02:15,267 No, thank you. I-I... It's... 54 00:02:15,353 --> 00:02:16,279 Eat it! 55 00:02:16,300 --> 00:02:17,906 If you remember, I actually had some 56 00:02:17,927 --> 00:02:19,813 when I first came into the store, so... 57 00:02:19,886 --> 00:02:21,146 Not this kind, you didn't. 58 00:02:21,186 --> 00:02:22,766 Please, I'm... I'm begging you not to... 59 00:02:22,893 --> 00:02:26,066 Eat the fuckin' pie or I'll blow your fuckin' head off! 60 00:02:26,092 --> 00:02:27,160 I'll eat it. 61 00:02:27,246 --> 00:02:28,600 You're a vegetarian. 62 00:02:28,621 --> 00:02:30,360 I wouldn't make you do that. 63 00:02:30,992 --> 00:02:32,100 Eat it. 64 00:02:32,233 --> 00:02:33,480 Be a big boy. 65 00:02:35,052 --> 00:02:36,760 Just getting it ready. 66 00:02:42,924 --> 00:02:44,253 Big bite. 67 00:02:50,077 --> 00:02:52,193 Can't taste the difference, can ya? 68 00:02:53,764 --> 00:02:56,013 No. You are... What is wrong with you?! 69 00:02:56,034 --> 00:02:58,080 What? Too much coriander? 70 00:02:58,129 --> 00:03:00,200 What kind of a sick fuck 71 00:03:00,282 --> 00:03:02,680 forces somebody to eat their own father?! 72 00:03:02,953 --> 00:03:04,660 - What's that, now? - It's human flesh! 73 00:03:04,681 --> 00:03:06,120 Specifically, my father! 74 00:03:06,175 --> 00:03:08,000 Jesus Christ! 75 00:03:08,373 --> 00:03:10,526 Of course it fuckin' isn't! 76 00:03:10,569 --> 00:03:11,480 Yeah? 77 00:03:11,640 --> 00:03:13,920 Then what's Hugo's hat doing here? 78 00:03:15,328 --> 00:03:16,800 That's my hat. 79 00:03:17,400 --> 00:03:19,560 Half the fuckin' town has the same hat. 80 00:03:19,661 --> 00:03:22,213 OK, why are you driving around town in the dead of night 81 00:03:22,261 --> 00:03:24,126 with a bloody shovel in the back of your ute, then? 82 00:03:24,161 --> 00:03:26,400 Because I pick up roadkill. 83 00:03:26,528 --> 00:03:29,133 I collect it at night 'cause I don't want people knowing. 84 00:03:29,154 --> 00:03:31,534 Even though it's totally environmentally friendly, 85 00:03:31,587 --> 00:03:34,660 some people are pretty narrow-minded about this kind of shit. 86 00:03:35,327 --> 00:03:37,499 OK, it's not as bad as we thought, but it's still gross! 87 00:03:37,533 --> 00:03:40,960 - I mean, what about hygiene? - It's completely hygienic. 88 00:03:41,126 --> 00:03:43,280 I only use the freshest kills. 89 00:03:43,386 --> 00:03:46,486 Roos, dingoes, wallabies, the odd emu. 90 00:03:46,539 --> 00:03:49,558 So, that wasn't you that hit me over the head 91 00:03:49,579 --> 00:03:51,466 with the shovel last night? 92 00:03:51,487 --> 00:03:52,720 If someone hit you over the head, 93 00:03:52,741 --> 00:03:54,793 you probably deserved it for being a nosy bastard, 94 00:03:54,858 --> 00:03:56,440 but it wasn't me. 95 00:03:57,844 --> 00:03:58,920 Shit. 96 00:03:59,560 --> 00:04:00,560 Fuck! 97 00:04:00,945 --> 00:04:04,080 Yeah, OK, we believe you. Just put the gun down. 98 00:04:04,323 --> 00:04:05,827 Promise not to say anything. 99 00:04:05,848 --> 00:04:07,640 - Obviously! - We promise. 100 00:04:08,084 --> 00:04:09,144 Good. 101 00:04:09,244 --> 00:04:11,800 Now, take your unsophisticated palates 102 00:04:11,824 --> 00:04:13,360 and get the fuck out! 103 00:04:13,503 --> 00:04:14,880 Come on. Let's just... 104 00:04:16,995 --> 00:04:18,455 Psycho. Jesus! 105 00:04:19,803 --> 00:04:21,240 Fuckin' hell. 106 00:04:23,882 --> 00:04:25,006 Shit. 107 00:04:26,002 --> 00:04:28,061 It has got too much coriander. 108 00:04:30,915 --> 00:04:33,415 I thought you were looking for your dad because he's your dad. 109 00:04:33,482 --> 00:04:34,826 - I am. - But as soon as you think 110 00:04:34,875 --> 00:04:36,659 you're being forced to eat him, your focus shifts to money? 111 00:04:36,680 --> 00:04:38,040 What's that about? 112 00:04:38,273 --> 00:04:39,981 He has some money of mine. 113 00:04:40,001 --> 00:04:41,813 I need to get it back. That is all. 114 00:04:41,873 --> 00:04:43,680 - It's not a big deal. - Yeah, that checks out. 115 00:04:43,726 --> 00:04:45,719 You only flew halfway around the world for it. No biggie. 116 00:04:45,786 --> 00:04:47,080 How is any of this your business? 117 00:04:47,121 --> 00:04:49,560 I thought I was helping you get to the bottom of your dad's disappearance. 118 00:04:49,606 --> 00:04:50,979 Yeah, well, your theory didn't pan out. 119 00:04:51,020 --> 00:04:52,407 So, you know what? I'm good. 120 00:04:52,527 --> 00:04:53,527 Thank you. 121 00:04:53,548 --> 00:04:54,600 But you said... 122 00:04:54,907 --> 00:04:56,480 We had a deal. Andy! 123 00:04:57,573 --> 00:04:58,686 Andy! 124 00:05:17,691 --> 00:05:19,080 What do you want? 125 00:05:22,697 --> 00:05:24,600 Fuckin' onto you, mate. 126 00:05:28,533 --> 00:05:32,506 www.subtitulamos.tv 127 00:05:40,326 --> 00:05:42,416 No, I haven't found him. 128 00:05:42,516 --> 00:05:44,106 But right now, I need to go to sleep. 129 00:05:44,142 --> 00:05:46,362 Well, you can sleep when we get the money back. 130 00:05:46,436 --> 00:05:47,535 'Night, Dom! 131 00:05:48,206 --> 00:05:50,216 - 'night! - Don't work too late. 132 00:05:50,248 --> 00:05:51,893 No, no, no, I won't. I won't. 133 00:05:52,239 --> 00:05:53,446 OK. 134 00:05:55,161 --> 00:05:57,181 Look, I think Liliana suspects something. 135 00:05:57,555 --> 00:05:58,775 No way. 136 00:05:58,875 --> 00:06:01,100 All Liliana cares about is who's bringing cookies 137 00:06:01,153 --> 00:06:02,666 to the Compliment Circle this week. 138 00:06:02,721 --> 00:06:05,640 - Andy, I'm telling you... - Is that Andy? 139 00:06:06,414 --> 00:06:07,794 Is he really sick 140 00:06:07,815 --> 00:06:11,000 or is he out on other job interviews? 141 00:06:11,325 --> 00:06:13,505 He hasn't seemed happy here lately. 142 00:06:13,526 --> 00:06:15,226 No, no, of course he's sick. 143 00:06:15,359 --> 00:06:18,080 He's got a kidney stone in his urethra. 144 00:06:18,712 --> 00:06:19,840 He almost died. 145 00:06:20,386 --> 00:06:21,386 God! 146 00:06:21,933 --> 00:06:24,572 Poor Andy. I am so sorry. 147 00:06:24,672 --> 00:06:27,086 No, no, no. It's OK. You couldn't have known. 148 00:06:27,140 --> 00:06:29,080 Tell him I hope he feels better soon. 149 00:06:29,352 --> 00:06:31,560 - I will. Have a... - 'Bye. 150 00:06:34,683 --> 00:06:36,000 Goddamn it. 151 00:06:36,173 --> 00:06:38,126 - That was impressive. - Andy, 152 00:06:38,506 --> 00:06:40,322 she's found one of the accounts. 153 00:06:40,431 --> 00:06:41,480 What? 154 00:06:41,852 --> 00:06:42,743 How? 155 00:06:42,764 --> 00:06:45,143 I used a deceased client. 156 00:06:45,223 --> 00:06:47,643 She saw that the account had been reopened. 157 00:06:47,783 --> 00:06:49,680 I told her it was a mistake, but... 158 00:06:49,926 --> 00:06:51,770 Look, I think she bought it, 159 00:06:51,870 --> 00:06:53,840 but, look, man, to be honest, I'm nervous. 160 00:06:53,909 --> 00:06:56,688 OK. That just sounds like bad luck. 161 00:06:56,829 --> 00:06:59,993 No, man, I'm telling you, man, she is sniffing around. 162 00:07:00,053 --> 00:07:02,120 What if she finds one of the other accounts? 163 00:07:02,166 --> 00:07:04,233 She's not going to because you're gonna make sure 164 00:07:04,260 --> 00:07:06,120 that doesn't happen, Dom. 165 00:07:08,095 --> 00:07:09,840 Maybe I should just close 'em all down. 166 00:07:09,948 --> 00:07:12,368 No, you can't close them. We're not done yet. 167 00:07:12,399 --> 00:07:14,014 Well, look, man, I gotta be honest. 168 00:07:14,080 --> 00:07:16,333 I don't know how much longer I can keep all this up. 169 00:07:16,548 --> 00:07:19,380 Listen, the UAE transaction is in 72 hours. 170 00:07:19,421 --> 00:07:20,920 I will find the money. 171 00:07:20,953 --> 00:07:22,066 It's gonna go through 172 00:07:22,107 --> 00:07:23,746 and then we'll figure out what to do next, 173 00:07:23,793 --> 00:07:25,933 but right now, I need to go to bed. 174 00:07:26,073 --> 00:07:28,013 What the hell's going on down there, Andy? 175 00:07:28,046 --> 00:07:29,533 I haven't slept since I got here 176 00:07:29,554 --> 00:07:31,180 and I almost ate my dad last night. 177 00:07:31,247 --> 00:07:33,480 I didn't almost eat him. It wasn't my dad. 178 00:07:33,626 --> 00:07:36,440 It doesn't matter. I feel sick and I need to go to bed. 179 00:07:36,552 --> 00:07:37,840 'Bye, Dom. 180 00:07:52,387 --> 00:07:54,720 _ 181 00:08:05,099 --> 00:08:06,923 Slowing down, thank you. 182 00:08:08,210 --> 00:08:10,080 Bloody tourist! 183 00:08:17,223 --> 00:08:18,966 Baby boy want an apple? 184 00:08:19,348 --> 00:08:20,960 No, thank you. 185 00:08:21,762 --> 00:08:23,422 - Eat it. - What? 186 00:08:23,443 --> 00:08:24,760 Bite it. 187 00:08:26,222 --> 00:08:27,562 Good boy. 188 00:08:27,715 --> 00:08:30,000 You love it. Suckle on it. 189 00:08:32,367 --> 00:08:33,506 Good boy. 190 00:08:34,426 --> 00:08:36,080 Shouldn't you get that? 191 00:08:36,260 --> 00:08:37,539 It keeps ringing. 192 00:08:39,126 --> 00:08:40,501 Fuckin'... 193 00:08:41,373 --> 00:08:42,760 What? 194 00:08:43,380 --> 00:08:44,880 This is Andrew Pruden. 195 00:08:46,560 --> 00:08:48,320 I knew you'd call. 196 00:08:48,406 --> 00:08:50,540 OK, so, what's the latest? 197 00:08:50,660 --> 00:08:51,734 On what? 198 00:08:52,067 --> 00:08:53,727 My missing father! 199 00:08:55,386 --> 00:08:58,706 Listen, sweetheart, people disappear out here all the time, 200 00:08:58,745 --> 00:09:00,026 never to be seen or heard of again. 201 00:09:00,047 --> 00:09:01,859 Some people fall off the face of the earth 202 00:09:01,880 --> 00:09:04,920 in violent, horrifying circumstances 203 00:09:05,131 --> 00:09:06,533 and some people who go missing 204 00:09:06,590 --> 00:09:08,320 just don't want to be found at all. 205 00:09:09,751 --> 00:09:11,600 Have you ever considered that? 206 00:09:12,646 --> 00:09:14,460 So, you're... you're just not gonna look? 207 00:09:14,577 --> 00:09:15,557 Look... 208 00:09:15,578 --> 00:09:17,233 I'm not saying don't get your hopes... 209 00:09:17,277 --> 00:09:19,617 No, wait. Yep, that's exactly what I'm saying. 210 00:09:19,643 --> 00:09:21,040 Thanks for calling. 211 00:09:29,969 --> 00:09:31,726 Hello? 212 00:09:34,633 --> 00:09:36,066 Hey! Hey! 213 00:09:37,429 --> 00:09:38,600 Hey! 214 00:09:39,240 --> 00:09:41,840 Hey! What the fuck? Who are you? 215 00:09:42,495 --> 00:09:44,920 Watch the language, please! 216 00:09:46,295 --> 00:09:49,160 Hi. Did you... Did you just see... 217 00:09:49,855 --> 00:09:51,194 Never mind. 218 00:09:51,766 --> 00:09:54,194 I was wondering if I could use your internet. 219 00:09:54,294 --> 00:09:56,400 - Innernet? - Yeah. 220 00:09:57,153 --> 00:09:59,020 No, we don't have innernet. 221 00:09:59,440 --> 00:10:00,700 You... you don't? 222 00:10:00,793 --> 00:10:02,739 Didn't I see the...? 223 00:10:02,878 --> 00:10:04,293 Oh, Internet? 224 00:10:04,733 --> 00:10:07,033 - With a 'T'? - Yes, internet 225 00:10:07,273 --> 00:10:08,360 with a 'T'. 226 00:10:08,459 --> 00:10:10,946 Yeah, the 'T' is not silent. 227 00:10:11,013 --> 00:10:12,600 I didn't make it silent! 228 00:10:13,120 --> 00:10:14,880 Sorta did, though. 229 00:10:15,160 --> 00:10:16,999 You know what I'm... What I'm asking. 230 00:10:17,085 --> 00:10:19,000 - Internet? - Internet. 231 00:10:19,111 --> 00:10:21,651 - Internet. - May I use your internet? 232 00:10:22,745 --> 00:10:24,745 What's the magic word, though? 233 00:10:26,157 --> 00:10:27,297 Please? 234 00:10:27,504 --> 00:10:28,924 Not that hard, is it? 235 00:10:29,520 --> 00:10:30,840 No. 236 00:10:31,864 --> 00:10:32,924 Did... 237 00:10:33,117 --> 00:10:35,937 Did Hugo ever use this computer, 238 00:10:36,024 --> 00:10:38,480 you know, for online banking or...? 239 00:10:38,501 --> 00:10:40,721 I am not at liberty to... 240 00:10:40,769 --> 00:10:42,429 Yeah, you're not at liberty to say. 241 00:10:42,489 --> 00:10:44,489 - You can't tell me anything. - Absolutely. 242 00:10:45,849 --> 00:10:47,469 You know your head's bleeding? 243 00:10:48,446 --> 00:10:51,309 Yeah. I fell and hurt myself. 244 00:10:51,915 --> 00:10:54,000 You can't use my internet 245 00:10:54,828 --> 00:10:56,368 with a gaping wound like that. 246 00:10:56,389 --> 00:10:57,929 I don't want blood on my keyboard. 247 00:10:57,982 --> 00:10:59,060 OK, well... 248 00:10:59,501 --> 00:11:02,000 Is there a bandage, maybe, or... 249 00:11:02,088 --> 00:11:03,873 No, that's a nasty cut. 250 00:11:03,988 --> 00:11:05,720 A bandage won't do. 251 00:11:08,560 --> 00:11:10,948 I don't know. I suppose I could stitch it up for you. 252 00:11:11,739 --> 00:11:14,013 Of course. You're a doctor too. 253 00:11:14,059 --> 00:11:15,920 Well, more of an amateur vet. 254 00:11:16,087 --> 00:11:18,347 Yeah, I mean, I don't wanna blow my own horn, 255 00:11:18,368 --> 00:11:20,708 but I have been stitching up animals for years. 256 00:11:20,799 --> 00:11:22,619 There's not a dog in this town 257 00:11:22,640 --> 00:11:24,379 that hasn't had my magic fingers all over them. 258 00:11:24,432 --> 00:11:26,200 - Lucky dogs. - They sure are. 259 00:11:26,221 --> 00:11:27,961 I think I'm OK with the stitches, 260 00:11:28,012 --> 00:11:29,640 but thank you anyway. 261 00:11:29,865 --> 00:11:31,880 Alright, well, think about it this way... 262 00:11:32,525 --> 00:11:34,540 when your dad comes back, 263 00:11:35,205 --> 00:11:38,285 you can tell him that I took care of his little baby boy. 264 00:11:39,936 --> 00:11:41,236 Do you think my... 265 00:11:41,725 --> 00:11:43,840 He's coming back? 266 00:11:45,360 --> 00:11:46,520 Who knows? 267 00:11:47,146 --> 00:11:48,926 Maybe he's on holiday. 268 00:11:49,526 --> 00:11:52,646 Maybe something strange happened or maybe... 269 00:11:52,950 --> 00:11:54,613 he never left. 270 00:12:01,749 --> 00:12:03,126 So... 271 00:12:05,422 --> 00:12:06,802 what'll it be? 272 00:12:12,808 --> 00:12:15,348 It's like a museum in here. 273 00:12:15,642 --> 00:12:17,840 Yeah, that's the plan, 274 00:12:18,360 --> 00:12:20,480 once I've gathered enough artefacts. 275 00:12:22,307 --> 00:12:24,200 Security cameras? 276 00:12:24,506 --> 00:12:26,101 Town this small? 277 00:12:26,201 --> 00:12:28,021 Yeah, you can never let your guard down 278 00:12:28,121 --> 00:12:29,381 where people are concerned. 279 00:12:29,620 --> 00:12:32,560 I like to keep a close eye on everyone, 280 00:12:33,480 --> 00:12:35,620 especially those I don't trust. 281 00:12:37,219 --> 00:12:38,659 Yeah? 282 00:12:38,780 --> 00:12:40,640 - Yeah. - Like who? 283 00:12:41,240 --> 00:12:44,000 You haven't met Jeff yet, have you? 284 00:12:44,412 --> 00:12:45,653 No. 285 00:12:45,979 --> 00:12:47,499 Who's Jeff? 286 00:12:47,679 --> 00:12:49,120 Jesus! 287 00:12:52,105 --> 00:12:54,705 Don't worry. You'll meet Jeff. 288 00:12:58,258 --> 00:13:00,078 What's with the nurse? 289 00:13:00,478 --> 00:13:02,878 Well, it's not a sex thing, if that's what you're thinking. 290 00:13:03,858 --> 00:13:05,598 I wasn't. It's... I just... 291 00:13:05,624 --> 00:13:08,283 Well, that's lucky, 'cause it's a tribute to my mother. 292 00:13:08,336 --> 00:13:09,796 She was a nurse. 293 00:13:10,084 --> 00:13:12,280 That was her uniform. Any other questions? 294 00:13:14,983 --> 00:13:16,843 Were you friends with Hugo? 295 00:13:16,926 --> 00:13:18,240 Sure. 296 00:13:18,847 --> 00:13:21,440 I love your dad. Fantastic individual. 297 00:13:21,949 --> 00:13:23,800 We're extremely close. 298 00:13:24,476 --> 00:13:26,056 I mean, you know, having said that, 299 00:13:26,156 --> 00:13:27,920 I can see why people might say we were... 300 00:13:28,220 --> 00:13:29,320 rivals. 301 00:13:29,796 --> 00:13:30,695 Rivals? 302 00:13:30,715 --> 00:13:33,906 Well, it was my idea to run UFO tours 303 00:13:33,960 --> 00:13:35,226 and Hugo did steal it, 304 00:13:35,275 --> 00:13:36,526 but, to be fair, 305 00:13:36,561 --> 00:13:38,101 anyone could have come up with 306 00:13:38,673 --> 00:13:42,693 that exact same incredibly specific idea 307 00:13:42,747 --> 00:13:44,760 right after I told him about it. 308 00:13:46,060 --> 00:13:47,334 I see. 309 00:13:47,434 --> 00:13:49,094 That's just the kinda guy he is. 310 00:13:49,194 --> 00:13:50,960 God, I miss him. 311 00:13:52,954 --> 00:13:55,520 Hope he comes back soon. 312 00:13:56,319 --> 00:13:58,006 Me too. 313 00:13:58,246 --> 00:13:59,600 So, um... 314 00:14:01,792 --> 00:14:03,792 let me ask you something. 315 00:14:09,892 --> 00:14:12,372 How do we know you are who you say you are? 316 00:14:14,818 --> 00:14:16,997 I mean, what are we to think? 317 00:14:17,091 --> 00:14:18,920 You come in here out of the blue 318 00:14:19,093 --> 00:14:20,666 looking for Hugo like a debt collector, 319 00:14:20,693 --> 00:14:22,200 not a long-lost son. 320 00:14:24,184 --> 00:14:25,640 See, Americans 321 00:14:26,040 --> 00:14:28,280 always want something. 322 00:14:28,956 --> 00:14:31,840 If they can't turn a profit, they just won't do it. 323 00:14:34,783 --> 00:14:36,823 You watch too many movies. 324 00:14:37,716 --> 00:14:39,715 I've never seen a movie. 325 00:14:41,935 --> 00:14:43,935 I watch people. 326 00:14:46,629 --> 00:14:49,309 And I can see in your eyes that you want something. 327 00:14:54,188 --> 00:14:55,600 Yeah. 328 00:14:56,373 --> 00:14:58,673 I wanna know where Hugo is. 329 00:14:59,580 --> 00:15:01,580 You mean your dad? 330 00:15:07,439 --> 00:15:08,673 Alright. 331 00:15:09,587 --> 00:15:12,087 Well, as a man from a nation 332 00:15:12,187 --> 00:15:14,180 that understands the importance of independence, 333 00:15:14,201 --> 00:15:16,160 I wanna show you something. Come on. 334 00:15:26,185 --> 00:15:27,560 Incredible. 335 00:15:27,945 --> 00:15:29,480 - Is this your hobby? - Oi! 336 00:15:29,739 --> 00:15:31,064 Hobbies are for children. 337 00:15:31,085 --> 00:15:32,900 What you are looking at is a model 338 00:15:32,957 --> 00:15:34,600 for a future micronation. 339 00:15:34,873 --> 00:15:37,406 - A micronation? - Nation within a nation. 340 00:15:37,457 --> 00:15:39,560 See, what I aim to achieve is the registration 341 00:15:39,583 --> 00:15:41,800 of the Principality of Bidgeegudland. 342 00:15:42,377 --> 00:15:44,357 Just need everybody's votes. 343 00:15:44,904 --> 00:15:47,464 Hugo was against it, naturally. 344 00:15:48,424 --> 00:15:51,480 Maybe you can help me get him on board, if he's ever found. 345 00:15:52,229 --> 00:15:53,926 Why would you wanna do this? 346 00:15:54,473 --> 00:15:55,600 Why wouldn't I? 347 00:15:56,143 --> 00:15:57,760 You see, every government 348 00:15:58,000 --> 00:15:59,600 in the last 200-plus years 349 00:15:59,621 --> 00:16:01,680 in this country has been rubbish 350 00:16:01,708 --> 00:16:04,973 and I am fed up recognising their authority. 351 00:16:05,001 --> 00:16:07,261 Much better to have a self-governed nation, 352 00:16:07,655 --> 00:16:11,126 you know, with our own laws and currency 353 00:16:11,153 --> 00:16:13,081 and flag and stamps. 354 00:16:13,181 --> 00:16:15,886 I'm even working on a national anthem. Would you like to hear it? 355 00:16:15,920 --> 00:16:17,173 - Not really. - Good. 356 00:16:17,221 --> 00:16:19,000 Lyrics aren't quite there yet. 357 00:16:19,147 --> 00:16:20,767 Where's Hugo? 358 00:16:20,960 --> 00:16:23,420 Well, I like to update the model in real time. 359 00:16:23,513 --> 00:16:24,680 Hugo's missing, isn't he? 360 00:16:24,780 --> 00:16:27,459 So, it stands to reason he's vanished from here too. 361 00:16:28,333 --> 00:16:29,560 Excuse I. 362 00:16:29,581 --> 00:16:33,000 It's 47.50 for the stitches too and I don't bulk bill either. 363 00:16:36,564 --> 00:16:37,920 Hello? 364 00:16:42,085 --> 00:16:43,360 Hugo? 365 00:17:20,096 --> 00:17:21,400 Hey, Val... 366 00:17:21,701 --> 00:17:23,080 There you go, darl. 367 00:17:23,486 --> 00:17:25,186 I didn't order that. 368 00:17:25,381 --> 00:17:28,321 Well, it's poured now. I'll just put it on your tab. 369 00:17:28,366 --> 00:17:31,480 - Hey, have you seen Cassie? - Yes! 370 00:17:31,768 --> 00:17:34,147 She just rented the room next to yours. 371 00:17:34,274 --> 00:17:36,754 She told me to put that on your tab as well. 372 00:17:37,713 --> 00:17:39,000 Great. 373 00:17:46,513 --> 00:17:48,093 Leon? 374 00:17:49,105 --> 00:17:51,725 Enjoying our little town, are ya? 375 00:17:52,226 --> 00:17:54,413 Not particularly. 376 00:17:54,434 --> 00:17:57,933 And I actually don't really have time for whatever this is. 377 00:17:57,954 --> 00:18:00,300 Yeah? How you liking the people, mate? 378 00:18:00,365 --> 00:18:01,966 They are fine. 379 00:18:02,952 --> 00:18:05,292 Anyone in particular you liking? 380 00:18:05,692 --> 00:18:09,111 You know, I'll think about it and let you know, OK? 381 00:18:09,906 --> 00:18:13,200 Hey, any of the female women 382 00:18:13,564 --> 00:18:15,680 in particular that you're liking? 383 00:18:16,198 --> 00:18:17,498 I don't know. 384 00:18:17,771 --> 00:18:20,130 Just off the top of me head... 385 00:18:22,876 --> 00:18:24,423 Audrey? 386 00:18:25,409 --> 00:18:27,226 The pie lady? 387 00:18:27,289 --> 00:18:29,069 Un-fucking-believable, bud. 388 00:18:29,090 --> 00:18:30,480 You been here for, what, 389 00:18:31,233 --> 00:18:32,680 five fucking seconds? 390 00:18:32,729 --> 00:18:35,509 You're already waving your stars-and-stripes dick around, aren't ya? 391 00:18:35,609 --> 00:18:37,786 Fuckin' the one woman who's supposed to be mine, you dog! 392 00:18:37,840 --> 00:18:38,814 What? 393 00:18:38,879 --> 00:18:41,160 Yeah, I saw you leaving her house this morning. 394 00:18:41,369 --> 00:18:44,373 Was that you watching me via that drone? 395 00:18:44,801 --> 00:18:45,813 'Vee-a'? 396 00:18:45,986 --> 00:18:48,108 You're not gonna distract me with your bullshit words, mate. 397 00:18:48,208 --> 00:18:49,468 Nothing happened. 398 00:18:49,541 --> 00:18:51,681 Cassie and I went in to talk her about something 399 00:18:51,748 --> 00:18:53,366 and there was a little misunderstanding about pies. 400 00:18:53,461 --> 00:18:55,320 OK, what type of misunderstanding, mate? 401 00:18:55,553 --> 00:18:57,960 Doesn't matter. Nothing. That's all. 402 00:18:58,060 --> 00:19:00,900 Ask... ask Cassie. Nothing happened. 403 00:19:03,039 --> 00:19:04,379 Shit! Fuck! 404 00:19:04,447 --> 00:19:05,946 Sorry, mate. I'm sorry. 405 00:19:06,466 --> 00:19:10,200 I-I get a bit caught up in it and I make dumb assumptions. 406 00:19:10,486 --> 00:19:12,513 Yeah, of course Audrey's not gonna be into you. 407 00:19:12,534 --> 00:19:14,027 I mean, have a look at you. 408 00:19:14,048 --> 00:19:16,919 You look like one of those blokes that tries to sell me fucking life insurance 409 00:19:16,940 --> 00:19:18,399 or some bullshit, you know? 410 00:19:19,632 --> 00:19:21,686 Well, glad I could clear that up for you. 411 00:19:21,707 --> 00:19:23,773 Anyway, if you don't mind, I'm kind of in the middle of something. 412 00:19:23,812 --> 00:19:25,872 - Yeah, righto. No worries. - Yeah. 413 00:19:30,811 --> 00:19:32,007 Hey, Andy... 414 00:19:32,604 --> 00:19:34,764 how do I make Audrey like me? 415 00:19:38,546 --> 00:19:40,504 I don't know. Just be yourself. 416 00:19:40,604 --> 00:19:42,080 Yeah, OK. 417 00:19:42,516 --> 00:19:45,240 What if she doesn't fuckin' like this myself person? 418 00:19:45,296 --> 00:19:48,156 A fuckin' small town, bud. Small town. 419 00:19:48,576 --> 00:19:51,556 I can't just make an arse of myself. What if she says no? 420 00:19:51,616 --> 00:19:53,466 I fuckin' live here, man. 421 00:19:54,162 --> 00:19:56,206 Well, you know, Leon, 422 00:19:56,228 --> 00:19:57,993 maybe just... I don't know, 423 00:19:58,013 --> 00:19:59,739 make a joke out of it, you know? 424 00:19:59,808 --> 00:20:01,526 Ask her out and if she says no, 425 00:20:01,547 --> 00:20:04,406 then you can tease her for thinking that you were being serious 426 00:20:04,427 --> 00:20:06,660 and then she looks silly and you don't, so... 427 00:20:06,681 --> 00:20:07,760 Yeah. 428 00:20:10,801 --> 00:20:13,346 Mate, that is fuckin' genius advice. 429 00:20:14,213 --> 00:20:16,340 Genius. I'll just make a fuckin' joke of it! 430 00:20:16,440 --> 00:20:17,860 - Yeah. - Yes! 431 00:20:17,960 --> 00:20:20,540 Because then if she says no, I can just say, 432 00:20:20,640 --> 00:20:22,220 "What are you? Stupid or something? 433 00:20:22,320 --> 00:20:25,060 "I was having a fuckin' joke, you dumb fuckin' bitch." 434 00:20:25,160 --> 00:20:26,753 Well, maybe not in those exact... 435 00:20:26,853 --> 00:20:28,360 No, but that's good. Thank you. 436 00:20:28,420 --> 00:20:29,600 Are you gonna have that one? 437 00:20:29,766 --> 00:20:31,480 - Knock yourself out. - Thanks, mate. 438 00:20:31,958 --> 00:20:33,066 See ya. 439 00:20:37,633 --> 00:20:39,833 That's some of the dumbest advice I've ever heard. 440 00:20:39,957 --> 00:20:41,520 There you are. Hey, 441 00:20:41,827 --> 00:20:43,880 have you met anybody named Jeff? 442 00:20:44,118 --> 00:20:45,880 Jeff? Nah. Why? 443 00:20:46,584 --> 00:20:47,820 Doesn't matter. Look. 444 00:20:48,106 --> 00:20:50,560 I need you to distract Noel 445 00:20:50,590 --> 00:20:52,210 at the general store for me. 446 00:20:52,303 --> 00:20:54,603 Sorry, did you just say 'need'? 447 00:20:55,120 --> 00:20:57,493 I thought you didn't need anyone's help. 448 00:20:57,516 --> 00:20:59,776 Well, you clearly haven't been taking the hint. 449 00:20:59,823 --> 00:21:01,862 So, I'm working for you? The deal's back on? 450 00:21:02,622 --> 00:21:03,762 Say it. 451 00:21:03,976 --> 00:21:05,880 Say I'm working for you. 452 00:21:06,226 --> 00:21:07,473 OK, fine. 453 00:21:07,494 --> 00:21:10,234 Yes, you, Cassie - I don't know your last name - 454 00:21:10,276 --> 00:21:12,376 are officially working for me, OK? 455 00:21:12,456 --> 00:21:15,000 So, now can we maybe update your resume some other time? 456 00:21:15,235 --> 00:21:16,320 Alright. 457 00:21:17,300 --> 00:21:19,800 Distract Noel, you say? Too easy. 458 00:21:56,045 --> 00:21:57,385 What are you staring at? 459 00:21:57,472 --> 00:22:00,040 Just your potential. 460 00:22:02,424 --> 00:22:03,564 What? 461 00:22:03,963 --> 00:22:06,863 - So, you dye your hair, right? - No, I don't. 462 00:22:07,070 --> 00:22:08,173 OK. 463 00:22:08,720 --> 00:22:10,080 Well, it looks great. 464 00:22:10,584 --> 00:22:12,803 But how would you like to look even younger? 465 00:22:12,837 --> 00:22:14,480 No, not interested. 466 00:22:14,630 --> 00:22:16,610 - It's free. - I'll give it a go, sure. 467 00:22:29,120 --> 00:22:31,400 So, is there a special lady in your life? 468 00:22:31,421 --> 00:22:34,080 Just get on with it, please, before I change my mind. 469 00:23:05,346 --> 00:23:07,366 It feels weird. 470 00:23:07,466 --> 00:23:09,466 Yeah, that's just the minerals doing their work. 471 00:23:09,672 --> 00:23:12,226 Good. It is kind of burning, though. 472 00:23:12,352 --> 00:23:14,760 I think I want to take it off. 473 00:23:14,818 --> 00:23:16,800 Just give it a minute. You won't regret it. 474 00:23:30,957 --> 00:23:32,266 My God! 475 00:23:32,363 --> 00:23:33,960 You look... 476 00:23:34,347 --> 00:23:36,939 18 months younger at least. 477 00:23:37,623 --> 00:23:40,243 Would you mind if I take a photo? 478 00:23:40,343 --> 00:23:42,603 Yeah, I would mind. No photos. 479 00:23:42,956 --> 00:23:44,695 Then a mirror. Look, look. 480 00:23:44,819 --> 00:23:46,455 Come and... You have to see it for yourself. Hurry. 481 00:23:46,502 --> 00:23:47,833 Come and have a look. 482 00:23:47,888 --> 00:23:50,628 I just think we've gone a little bit far enough. 483 00:23:50,822 --> 00:23:52,320 Wow! 484 00:23:54,502 --> 00:23:55,921 I look great. 485 00:23:56,021 --> 00:23:58,560 Really great. I seriously think I look younger. 486 00:23:59,021 --> 00:24:00,761 What did I tell you? It never fails. 487 00:24:02,054 --> 00:24:03,794 This is how I look in my mind 488 00:24:04,081 --> 00:24:05,746 before I look in the mirror. 489 00:24:06,273 --> 00:24:07,553 You'll keep. 490 00:24:07,993 --> 00:24:09,320 Stop. 491 00:24:10,460 --> 00:24:12,560 Now, this over here is amazing. 492 00:24:12,660 --> 00:24:14,360 Don't touch... Look! 493 00:24:14,381 --> 00:24:16,361 I told you. I spent a long time on that. 494 00:24:16,540 --> 00:24:19,133 I'm sorry. Look at this little crocodile. He's cute. 495 00:24:19,419 --> 00:24:20,639 His name's Jeff. 496 00:24:20,679 --> 00:24:22,419 He's the only animal left in my private zoo 497 00:24:22,479 --> 00:24:24,759 after Hugo let all the other ones out. 498 00:24:25,565 --> 00:24:26,906 Shit. 499 00:24:27,619 --> 00:24:29,566 Andy! Andy! 500 00:24:29,904 --> 00:24:31,179 Andy! 501 00:24:32,573 --> 00:24:34,598 - Andy! - What are you doing? 502 00:24:34,619 --> 00:24:35,920 Get back inside. 503 00:24:36,393 --> 00:24:38,033 Get back inside. 504 00:24:38,070 --> 00:24:39,186 It's Jeff. 505 00:24:39,620 --> 00:24:40,720 Jeff! 506 00:24:41,271 --> 00:24:42,450 Jeff's a crocodile! 507 00:24:42,540 --> 00:24:44,037 I can't... I can't hear you. 508 00:24:44,103 --> 00:24:46,606 It's Jeff. The crocodile. 509 00:24:46,803 --> 00:24:48,803 My God, who's Jeff? 510 00:24:49,357 --> 00:24:50,466 Behind you. 511 00:25:04,095 --> 00:25:05,640 Fuck you, Jeff! 512 00:25:31,659 --> 00:25:35,520 Do you think Noel knew I was coming? 513 00:25:35,853 --> 00:25:37,560 Maybe he's taunting you 514 00:25:37,893 --> 00:25:40,912 like the Riviera Postcard Bandit from 1977. 515 00:25:41,012 --> 00:25:42,352 Who's that? Never mind. 516 00:25:42,452 --> 00:25:45,880 Don't tell me. I can already sense that it's irrelevant. 517 00:25:46,066 --> 00:25:48,992 I think Hugo was in that shed, but he was moved 518 00:25:49,092 --> 00:25:51,400 and Noel put that dummy in there to mess with you. 519 00:25:51,891 --> 00:25:54,631 So, now we just have to figure out where Noel moved him. 520 00:25:54,884 --> 00:25:57,280 Yeah, I'd love a beer. Thanks, Val. 521 00:26:00,987 --> 00:26:03,280 Look out. What's she doing here? 522 00:26:03,450 --> 00:26:04,920 That's better. 523 00:26:06,250 --> 00:26:08,790 Gonna make this little announcement a bit easier. 524 00:26:09,275 --> 00:26:11,495 Alright, can I have a bit of quiet? 525 00:26:12,206 --> 00:26:13,603 Hugo's been found. 526 00:26:15,428 --> 00:26:16,946 How good's that? 527 00:26:17,206 --> 00:26:19,093 - Where is he? - Let me finish. 528 00:26:19,122 --> 00:26:20,640 His body. 529 00:26:21,502 --> 00:26:23,319 Hugo's been found dead. 530 00:26:23,968 --> 00:26:26,080 Well, that's no good, hey? 531 00:26:26,854 --> 00:26:28,720 That's why you don't interrupt. 532 00:26:29,307 --> 00:26:34,306 www.subtitulamos.tv