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Previously on Young Sheldon...

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Missy, I'm really impressed
how you stepped up.

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- Thanks.
- Good morning.

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Eggs are on the table.
Here's some toast.

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- Bacon's coming up.
- Wow, look at you being Mom.

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You're watching CeeCee today.

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Well, who put you in charge?

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Okay, just asking.

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Excited to be going home?

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This is home. I'm always here.

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But I am excited to share everything
I've learned with my colleagues.

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That's nice.

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Scientifically speaking,

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they're savages covered
in their own filth,

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and I'll be bringing them the light.

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There's probably a
nicer way to say that.

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Oh, there is. But if a summer in
Germany has taught me anything,

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it's that brutal honesty
is its own kind of love.

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I'll crochet that on a pillow.

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Mm.

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Mark my words, string theory is
going to be the next big thing.

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What does it do?

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It explains the fundamental
forces of the universe.

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How everything works,
where everything came from.

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I know where it all came from.

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Mother, we're in the sky.
Why are you pointing up?

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Oh, there's no reason to do that.

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It's just irregular motion
of air around the plane

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caused by temperature changes.

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Oh, that was a big one.

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And given our altitude,
perfectly predictable.

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The pilot has turned
on the seatbelt sign.

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Please return to your seat.

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A reasonable precaution.

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Snug as a bug.

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Would you like me to
include you in my prayers?

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No, thanks, I don't need to seek
help from an invisible man.

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You're right, you've got
your invisible strings.

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Sorry for the delay.

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We hope to be wheels
up in about 20 minutes.

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That's what he said 20 minutes ago.

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- Nothing we can do.
- If we don't take off soon,

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we'll miss our connecting
flight to Houston.

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It's out of our hands.

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I'd tell you whose hands it's in,

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but you don't like that.

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Babies.

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Why'd it have to be babies?

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Oh, relax.

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He'll cry himself out.

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You won't even know he's there.

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Please tell that mother
to quiet her baby.

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Sometimes moms can't
make their kids be quiet

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no matter how much they try.

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What're you doing?

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Trying to get my ears to pop.

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Want a piece of gum?

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- Is it cinnamon gum?
- Yeah.

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I have enough problems.

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Oh, you've got to be kidding me.

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Hi!

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Welcome home.

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Great. Hey, Mary.

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Look, Mother, more babies.

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I cannot wait to sleep in my own bed.

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You didn't tell him on the plane?

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- Tell me what?
- I thought you were gonna tell him

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- in the car.
- Well, he was grumpy in the car.

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How do you think he was on the plane?

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- I'll tell him.
- You stay out of this.

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- Tell me what?
- Well, for God's sake.

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Me and Georgie and the baby
have been staying in your room.

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Oh, that makes sense.

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I was out of town, there was a tornado,

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you needed a place to live.

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So you're okay with it?

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Oh, no, I'm home now. Get out.

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- No.
- Well, hang on, we'll handle this.

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You heard her, Sheldon,
she doesn't want to leave.

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- But it's my room.
- Well, and it's my house.

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Our house.

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Sure.

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Why can't they stay in the garage?

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Why can't you stay in the garage?

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I'm neither a car nor a box
of Christmas ornaments.

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Sheldon, my grandbaby's
not sleeping in the garage.

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- Our grandbaby.
- Sure.

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Look, I slept out there.
It's not that bad.

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Hey, there's even a sink you can pee in.

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That is not helpful.

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You used it.

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It was an emergency.

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I go away for a few months

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and my family turns into
a bunch of hillbillies.

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All right, it's been a long day,

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everybody's tired.

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Why don't you just sleep on the couch

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and we'll figure this out tomorrow, hmm?

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Fine.

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Oh.

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- What?
- My ears finally popped.

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Testing, testing.

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One, two, three.

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- Testing.
- So, Sheldon's home.

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Hello? Hello? Somebody say something.

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Oh, Lord, I missed you.

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Oh-ho. I missed you, too.

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I was talking to the bed.

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Been a while since we've
been apart so long.

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Oh, I know.

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A long time for a man
to be without his wife.

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George, I want to, but I just spent
18 hours with you know who.

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I need to sleep.

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Understood.

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Wouldn't take long, but understood.

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I promise, if you wait,
it'll be worth it.

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I might even have a
little surprise for you.

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Ooh, I like the sound of that.

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All right, I can wait.

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But if you can't wait,

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just give me a poke in the ribs.

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I'll be ready right quick.

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- What?
- The baby's crying.

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You really are a genius.

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Nope.

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- Hello.
- Meemaw, it's me.

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Shelly. Everything okay?

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No, everything's terrible.

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The baby stole my room
and won't stop crying

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and now they're making
me sleep in the garage.

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What do you need me to do?

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Pick me up and I can stay with you.

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Oh, well, this is Dale's house.

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I have to ask him.

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Ask me what?

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It's Shelly. He wants
to spend the night.

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Oh, yeah, it'd be nice
to see the little guy.

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Dale says no. See you in the morning.

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Oh, slept in.

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Morning.

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- Morning.
- Morning.

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What's all this?

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- Breakfast.
- Who made it?

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Me. I can heat it up.

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No, no.

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Georgie, what're you doing?

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What does it look like? Dishes.

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Since when?

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It's my day.

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Oh. Look, a chore chart.

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I made one of those. Y'all ignored it.

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They don't ignore it if
you stop feeding them.

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That was a long weekend.

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Georgie, bathroom.

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Thank you.

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Crowded house, one bathroom.

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We needed a schedule.

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Smart.

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Can I help with anything?

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Nope, just enjoy your breakfast.

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Thank you.

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Hey, maybe we can
spend the day together.

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That sounds nice,

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but I promised Taylor I'd help him

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buy some back-to-school clothes.

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Oh, yeah, Taylor.

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When do I get to meet him?

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He's just a friend, Mom. Don't be weird.

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I wasn't being weird.

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Where were you?

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Garage.

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Oh. Sleep okay?

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Not a wink, but thank you for asking.

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Huh.

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What?

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I need to use the bathroom.

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Well, too bad, it's my turn.

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Check the schedule.

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I don't see a schedule.

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Look on the fridge.

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Mmm.

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He's right, it's his turn.

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This is going to be close.

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So, how's it going,
you two living together?

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She's leaving out, "in sin."

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I didn't say it.

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Well, don't we get a pass for being old?

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I didn't say anything.

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With his back being all askew,

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there's not much sinning going on.

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Well, not none.

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We find ways to be creative.

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I don't want to know.

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So, what's going on with your house?

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Well, I'm gonna rebuild.

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It's just gonna take a while.

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In the meantime, she has a home.

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Oh, thank you for that.

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With a man who gives
her plenty of loving.

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Anyways, how are you doing?

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It must feel good to be home.

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Yeah. I guess.

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Hmm. What's wrong?

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Well, they have everything
running pretty smooth

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without me, so...

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feeling a little displaced.

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- Hmm, a little displaced.
- Mm-hmm.

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'Cause your home, which was
not blown away in the tornado,

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is running smooth.

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Oh, no, I didn't mean...

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- You know what I mean.
- Just hang on.

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What're you doing?

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Tell you what, next time
you start feeling sorry

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for yourself for being
a little displaced,

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you just take a gander
at my home of 47 years.

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I'm sorry. This is terrible.

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Yeah, I took that picture
with my Minolta.

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Made the front page of the local paper.

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I got a copy of it around
here somewhere.

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She don't wanna see it.

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Of course she does.

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Go on, keep running!

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Y'all look like you haven't
moved all summer!

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Come on!

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Lopez, what, are you
taking a break out there?

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I think he's throwing up, Coach.

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Good stuff, Lopez!

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Hey.

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Well, hey, Mary. Welcome back.

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- Thank you.
- That's a nice surprise.

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Well, I just thought I'd come hang out,

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watch you turn this ragtag bunch of kids

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into state champs.

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George, you didn't tell me
Germany made her funny.

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Hey, I think we got a
real shot this year.

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Lopez, what the hell did you eat?

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What you got there, Mary?

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Oh, I made some snacks for the team.

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Oh, did you bring anything
for the coaches?

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Just a little sugar.

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Ooh.

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So, we over the jet lag?

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I think so.

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Okay, now I'm gonna puke.

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Grow up.

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I returned home from Germany

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to a family which no
longer cherished me.

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But I knew somewhere I was still valued,

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where I was still the
center of attention.

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And, most importantly,
where I had my own bathroom.

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Excuse me.

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Hello?

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What are you doing in my room?

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What are you doing in my room?

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That's what I asked you,
and I asked first.

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This is my room.

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Well, then how come my
key opened the door?

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I don't care. Go away.

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Wait. I'm not going anywhere.

267
00:11:15,760 --> 00:11:16,842
Hmm?

268
00:11:16,843 --> 00:11:18,345
I'm not going anywhere.

269
00:11:20,030 --> 00:11:21,090
Okay.

270
00:11:21,973 --> 00:11:23,641
All righty then.

271
00:11:26,760 --> 00:11:28,854
- What?
- What are you working on?

272
00:11:28,855 --> 00:11:31,770
Uh, I'm writing a Pascal compiler

273
00:11:31,780 --> 00:11:33,025
for an alpha processor.

274
00:11:33,026 --> 00:11:34,120
I don't understand.

275
00:11:35,028 --> 00:11:36,571
Uh...

276
00:11:38,220 --> 00:11:39,324
Here.

277
00:11:39,980 --> 00:11:41,240
Thanks.

278
00:11:46,050 --> 00:11:47,123
What's your name?

279
00:11:47,620 --> 00:11:49,208
Do you mind? I'm reading.

280
00:11:49,209 --> 00:11:50,650
Okay.

281
00:11:56,620 --> 00:11:58,070
Sheldon Cooper.

282
00:11:58,090 --> 00:11:59,218
What?

283
00:11:59,219 --> 00:12:01,360
I finished reading, and
my name's Sheldon Cooper.

284
00:12:01,370 --> 00:12:04,348
- Wh... You finished it?
- Yes.

285
00:12:04,349 --> 00:12:06,000
No, you didn't.

286
00:12:06,010 --> 00:12:07,640
Uh...

287
00:12:07,650 --> 00:12:10,562
How can I program this with
a reduced instruction set?

288
00:12:10,563 --> 00:12:12,940
Use a lexicographic ordering algorithm.

289
00:12:14,120 --> 00:12:15,943
Impressive.

290
00:12:15,944 --> 00:12:17,444
You should major in computer science.

291
00:12:17,445 --> 00:12:20,114
No, thanks, I'll stick to real science.

292
00:12:20,115 --> 00:12:22,240
Wh... Dude, this is the future.

293
00:12:22,260 --> 00:12:24,326
I mean, computers are gonna
change the whole world.

294
00:12:24,327 --> 00:12:26,460
Maybe commerce, communications,

295
00:12:26,480 --> 00:12:28,247
media and banking,
but nothing important.

296
00:12:29,400 --> 00:12:31,959
Uh, what's so important
about what you're studying?

297
00:12:31,960 --> 00:12:33,980
String theory, where do I begin?

298
00:12:33,990 --> 00:12:35,440
It explains everything.

299
00:12:35,450 --> 00:12:38,132
It unifies the fundamental
forces in an elegant way.

300
00:12:38,133 --> 00:12:40,634
Yeah, but what does it do?

301
00:12:40,635 --> 00:12:42,490
Hmm...

302
00:12:42,500 --> 00:12:43,722
Get out.

303
00:12:47,475 --> 00:12:50,930
No rush. There's plenty to go around.

304
00:12:50,940 --> 00:12:52,520
All right, guys, wrap it up.

305
00:12:52,540 --> 00:12:54,100
We got blocking drills to run.

306
00:12:54,110 --> 00:12:56,240
George, can't you let
them catch their breath?

307
00:12:56,250 --> 00:12:57,920
- No.
- You heard Coach,

308
00:12:57,940 --> 00:12:59,445
hit the sleds. Let's go.

309
00:12:59,446 --> 00:13:01,840
Oh, the sleds, I love the sleds.

310
00:13:06,119 --> 00:13:09,210
Whoo!

311
00:13:10,550 --> 00:13:12,333
- Ants on a log?
- No.

312
00:13:12,334 --> 00:13:13,870
They're not real ants. It's raisins.

313
00:13:13,890 --> 00:13:15,160
I know what they are, Wayne.

314
00:13:15,180 --> 00:13:18,005
You guys are doing great!

315
00:13:18,006 --> 00:13:20,160
State champs!

316
00:13:20,170 --> 00:13:22,220
Whoo!

317
00:13:24,846 --> 00:13:26,800
Well, that was Chernobyl-adjacent.

318
00:13:27,640 --> 00:13:30,142
Sorry, still getting used to Tex-Mex.

319
00:13:30,143 --> 00:13:31,935
You don't have to be
from Texas to flush.

320
00:13:31,936 --> 00:13:33,140
Noted.

321
00:13:33,150 --> 00:13:34,688
You, uh, grow up around here?

322
00:13:34,689 --> 00:13:37,140
Medford. It's not as nice as it sounds.

323
00:13:37,160 --> 00:13:38,340
Oh.

324
00:13:40,500 --> 00:13:42,613
Yeah, now you ask where I'm from.

325
00:13:42,614 --> 00:13:44,323
I don't do that.

326
00:13:44,324 --> 00:13:45,908
Cool.

327
00:13:45,909 --> 00:13:48,869
Oh, so what is the girl situation here?

328
00:13:48,870 --> 00:13:50,204
I don't do that either.

329
00:13:50,205 --> 00:13:51,288
You into guys?

330
00:13:51,289 --> 00:13:52,290
I'm into science.

331
00:13:52,300 --> 00:13:54,042
Everything else is a distraction.

332
00:13:54,600 --> 00:13:57,504
So... no video games?

333
00:13:58,480 --> 00:14:00,740
- Star Fire?
- Hasn't even been released yet.

334
00:14:00,750 --> 00:14:02,007
I'm a beta tester.

335
00:14:02,008 --> 00:14:03,092
Oh, my.

336
00:14:03,093 --> 00:14:05,820
I didn't know his name
or where he was from,

337
00:14:05,830 --> 00:14:08,070
but he was my new best friend.

338
00:14:10,020 --> 00:14:11,308
Well...

339
00:14:11,309 --> 00:14:17,640
this was a fun, special,
one-time thing, wasn't it?

340
00:14:17,660 --> 00:14:20,880
Actually, I was thinking
I could keep doing it,

341
00:14:20,890 --> 00:14:22,361
kind of like a team mom.

342
00:14:22,362 --> 00:14:23,880
Team mom.

343
00:14:23,900 --> 00:14:27,574
Yeah, I think the boys really
enjoyed having me here.

344
00:14:27,575 --> 00:14:30,370
Mary, sit with me.

345
00:14:30,920 --> 00:14:32,454
Yeah.

346
00:14:32,455 --> 00:14:34,960
Oh, honey, it's-it's been
so good having you back.

347
00:14:34,970 --> 00:14:37,460
Oh, thank you. Oh.

348
00:14:37,480 --> 00:14:39,080
You know, when I was in Germany,

349
00:14:39,100 --> 00:14:41,213
- I was thinking we should do more...
- Hold that thought.

350
00:14:41,214 --> 00:14:45,440
Thing is, these practices
aren't meant to be enjoyed.

351
00:14:45,450 --> 00:14:49,010
They're meant to be endured, survived.

352
00:14:49,020 --> 00:14:50,722
Hated, actually.

353
00:14:50,723 --> 00:14:52,766
- That sounds terrible.
- Uh, no.

354
00:14:52,767 --> 00:14:54,850
It's a good thing because
then they take that hate

355
00:14:54,860 --> 00:14:57,062
and they unleash it on the other team.

356
00:14:57,063 --> 00:14:58,814
Sounds like you're turning
them into monsters.

357
00:14:58,815 --> 00:15:01,400
There you go, and monsters
don't have team moms.

358
00:15:01,401 --> 00:15:03,153
Let me help you get
this crap in the car.

359
00:15:11,140 --> 00:15:13,440
I can't kill this guardian.
He's too strong.

360
00:15:13,450 --> 00:15:14,900
Move over.

361
00:15:14,910 --> 00:15:17,082
- What are you doing?
- Hang on.

362
00:15:17,083 --> 00:15:19,585
- Weapons upgrade.
- Try now.

363
00:15:19,586 --> 00:15:21,962
Ooh, that's a big gun.
How'd you do that?

364
00:15:21,963 --> 00:15:23,506
I just put in the cheat code.

365
00:15:24,160 --> 00:15:26,091
Excuse me? I do not cheat.

366
00:15:26,092 --> 00:15:27,880
Wh... No, it's not cheating, you know,

367
00:15:27,890 --> 00:15:29,760
it's-it's like a-a secret command

368
00:15:29,770 --> 00:15:31,096
that gives you extra powers.

369
00:15:31,097 --> 00:15:32,389
And it's called a what code?

370
00:15:32,390 --> 00:15:35,684
Wh... No. It's part of the game,
you know. They build it in.

371
00:15:35,685 --> 00:15:37,102
So you condone cheating?

372
00:15:37,103 --> 00:15:39,062
Yeah, but, you know, with a wink.

373
00:15:39,063 --> 00:15:40,481
I don't like winking either.

374
00:15:40,482 --> 00:15:41,982
What's wrong with winking?

375
00:15:41,983 --> 00:15:43,739
At the end of the day, it leaves
you with an uneven number

376
00:15:43,740 --> 00:15:45,152
of blinks per eye.

377
00:15:45,153 --> 00:15:46,612
That's insane.

378
00:15:46,613 --> 00:15:48,640
Oh, I'm insane? You're
the cheating winker.

379
00:15:48,660 --> 00:15:50,115
Are you from California?

380
00:15:50,116 --> 00:15:51,867
Oh, now you want to know where I'm from.

381
00:15:51,868 --> 00:15:53,600
I think I know enough. Goodbye.

382
00:15:55,788 --> 00:15:57,331
Thanks for cleaning up.

383
00:15:57,332 --> 00:15:58,416
You're welcome.

384
00:15:59,584 --> 00:16:00,949
Also, the toilet bowl
is still disinfecting,

385
00:16:00,950 --> 00:16:03,240
so I wouldn't use it for
another 20 to 30 minutes.

386
00:16:14,641 --> 00:16:17,809
I'll keep the room clean if
you keep the game clean.

387
00:16:17,810 --> 00:16:18,853
Okay.

388
00:16:20,563 --> 00:16:22,400
We had had our first fight,

389
00:16:22,420 --> 00:16:23,930
but, at the end of the day,

390
00:16:23,940 --> 00:16:27,700
it really brought what's-his-name
and I closer together.

391
00:16:32,210 --> 00:16:33,340
Hmm.

392
00:16:34,650 --> 00:16:35,990
Ugh.

393
00:16:36,010 --> 00:16:37,340
I miss Germany.

394
00:16:38,248 --> 00:16:40,600
- Hey.
- Hi.

395
00:16:40,620 --> 00:16:42,750
- Everything okay?
- Fine.

396
00:16:42,760 --> 00:16:44,086
Do you want to watch a movie or...

397
00:16:44,087 --> 00:16:45,254
No.

398
00:16:47,080 --> 00:16:49,091
I miss Germany.

399
00:16:51,560 --> 00:16:54,390
Honey? You okay?

400
00:16:54,400 --> 00:16:55,760
Go away.

401
00:16:56,660 --> 00:17:00,200
All right, well, I'm here
if you want to talk.

402
00:17:05,240 --> 00:17:07,192
Taylor broke up with me.

403
00:17:07,193 --> 00:17:09,278
Oh, baby.

404
00:17:09,279 --> 00:17:11,321
Oh.

405
00:17:11,322 --> 00:17:13,323
Oh...

406
00:17:13,324 --> 00:17:15,951
Please don't tell Dad. He didn't
know we were going out.

407
00:17:15,952 --> 00:17:18,204
Of course. It's none of his business.

408
00:17:19,540 --> 00:17:20,880
I'm glad you're back.

409
00:17:20,900 --> 00:17:22,165
Me, too.

410
00:17:22,166 --> 00:17:23,792
Do you want to tell me what happened?

411
00:17:23,793 --> 00:17:24,820
Mm-hmm.

412
00:17:32,770 --> 00:17:37,600
It took 14 hours and 211 lives...

413
00:17:37,620 --> 00:17:40,400
... but I emerged victorious.

414
00:17:40,420 --> 00:17:41,436
_

415
00:17:45,570 --> 00:17:47,608
Hey, cheater guy, I won.

416
00:17:47,609 --> 00:17:49,026
Fair and square.

417
00:17:49,027 --> 00:17:50,611
What time is it?

418
00:17:50,612 --> 00:17:52,070
7:42 a.m.

419
00:17:52,071 --> 00:17:54,114
We should celebrate.
Do you have any Yoo-hoo?

420
00:17:54,115 --> 00:17:55,449
No.

421
00:17:55,450 --> 00:17:57,040
Wait here. I'll go get some.

422
00:17:57,060 --> 00:17:59,590
I wish I could tell you
we toasted my victory,

423
00:17:59,600 --> 00:18:02,540
but I fell asleep in the hallway.

424
00:18:04,760 --> 00:18:07,628
- Hey, where's Sheldon?
- Probably out in the garage.

425
00:18:07,629 --> 00:18:09,504
Should someone tell
him breakfast is ready?

426
00:18:09,505 --> 00:18:11,382
Oh, no, this is lovely.

427
00:18:12,925 --> 00:18:15,510
Uh, let him sleep, jet lag and all.

428
00:18:15,511 --> 00:18:18,389
Hmm, the whole summer
with him was enough, huh?

429
00:18:19,020 --> 00:18:21,099
If you want me to get
him, I'll go get him.

430
00:18:21,100 --> 00:18:22,517
- That's okay.
- No, it's fine.

431
00:18:22,518 --> 00:18:24,170
Okay.

432
00:18:24,771 --> 00:18:28,510
- Are you ready for your surprise?
- I sure am.

433
00:18:28,530 --> 00:18:29,880
Okay.

434
00:18:31,110 --> 00:18:34,488
Hello, you handsome American boy toy.

435
00:18:34,489 --> 00:18:35,947
I am Helga.

436
00:18:35,948 --> 00:18:38,451
Do you like what you see?

437
00:18:39,750 --> 00:18:41,662
Yeah. Yeah.

438
00:18:41,670 --> 00:18:43,170
Yeah. Yeah.

439
00:18:50,620 --> 00:18:51,770
Hello?

440
00:18:59,210 --> 00:19:01,790
Are you sure your wife won't come home?

441
00:19:01,810 --> 00:19:03,184
I'm sure.

442
00:19:04,310 --> 00:19:06,430
Yeah, yeah.

443
00:19:08,380 --> 00:19:10,470
Oh, Helga.

444
00:19:12,980 --> 00:19:14,409
I never talked to my father

445
00:19:14,410 --> 00:19:15,690
about what I saw that day,

446
00:19:15,710 --> 00:19:17,770
but, from then on, I added extra knocks

447
00:19:17,790 --> 00:19:19,440
so people could get their pants on.

448
00:19:20,410 --> 00:19:25,581
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