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Previously on Young Sheldon...

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So the house is fine?

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Well, ours is.

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What does that mean?

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Your mother's house is sorta... gone.

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Gone where?

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Everywhere.

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I don't have coverage for tornadoes.

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You're watching CeeCee today.

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Well, who put you in charge?

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Okay. Just asking.

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Ich bin ein Heidelberger!

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Heidelberg is considered

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one of the most beautiful
cities in Germany.

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Heidelberg Palace,
the Karl Theodor Bridge,

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the Schloss Schwetzingen.

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But I couldn't care less.

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The only sights I wanted to
see were the looks of awe

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on the faces of my fellow students

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as I demonstrated my
intellectual superiority.

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Cylinders that are smaller

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than ten to the minus-35 meters.

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What's happening?

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You don't laugh at people
saying stupid things in Texas?

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You're darn tootin' we do.

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So who goofed?

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You did, dummkopf.

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Dummkopf? You're calling me a dummy?

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Class, who knows where
the dummkopf went wrong?

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Mr. Ziegler.

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He forgot to consider
the Calabi-Yau manifold.

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Thank you, Mr. Ziegler.

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Wait, what's the Calabi-Yau manifold?

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Dummkopf.

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I was quickly learning

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not all Germans were the
warm, fun-loving people

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I was led to believe.

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- Synced & corrected by MementMori -
-- www.addic7ed.com --

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And then they laughed
at me for not knowing

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something that they knew. Who does that?

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You do.

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Well, this is no time
for a teachable moment.

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Your child is hurting.

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Sorry.

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There, there.

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I guess that'll do.

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Now, how about a hot beverage?

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Good crowd today.

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It's not enough. We need more.

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What are you talking about?
We're raking it in.

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We got wall-to-wall chumps.

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Hey!

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Not you. The other chumps.

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We're raking in quarters.

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I got a house to rebuild.

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- You want to raise the price?
- Nope.

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I'm thinking bigger.

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Table games.

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Maybe a roulette wheel.

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Whoa. These machines
are already a gray area.

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Table games are big-time illegal.

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You know why?

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Because they make big-time money.

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What are the cops gonna say?

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"Thank you for my new fishing boat"?

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Meemaw, I can't go to jail.

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I've got a family to take care of.

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Nobody's going to jail.

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Please, just take a moment
to think about it.

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Fine.

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We're doing it.

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Jim.

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Hey, sorry to just drop by,

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but I found some of
Mandy's old baby stuff.

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Figured I'd bring it over.

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Yeah, well, Mandy's not here.

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She took the baby for a check-up,

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but you're welcome to wait.

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Have a beer, watch the Astros.

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A beer in the middle of the afternoon?

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Your wife okay with that?

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My wife's in Germany.

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Oh, my.

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For the whole summer.

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- You're living the dream.
- Mmm.

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Come on.

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- Hey, Missy.
- Hey.

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Oh, two-for-one green beans.

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Oh, look at that, you got
everybody pitching in.

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- Good for you.
- Well, I am a head coach.

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It's what I do.

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Hey, that's not where the caps
go; we talked about this.

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Mm. Sorry. Sorry.

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She the assistant coach?

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She might own the team.

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Use the coasters.

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Professor Salzman,

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I just wanted to let you
know that I studied up

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and am now well-versed in
the Calabi-Yau manifold.

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Okay.

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It was never part of the curriculum

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at East Texas Tech.

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East Texas Tech?

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Sounds charming.

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It's actually quite humid.

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Regardless, I'm ready to reassert
myself as class leader.

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Your classmates are from some
of the most elite universities

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in the world.

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There is no East MIT.

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Well, I would have gone
to a better school,

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but I was 11, which you have
to admit is pretty impressive.

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Sheldon, at some point we ask

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of the piano-playing dog

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not, "Are you a dog?"

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but, "Are you any good
at playing the piano?"

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Excuse me?

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You are far behind many of your peers.

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I have no peers.

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I think they would agree.

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Which is why I'm going
to recommend tutoring.

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- Me tutor them?
- No.

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- You tutor me?
- No.

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Me tutor you?

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- Miss Chen.
- Yes, Professor?

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You have an undergraduate
degree in education, ja?

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Yes, sir.

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Teach him.

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No more bets.

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What the hell?

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Where'd you get the table?

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I know a guy.

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Where'd you get him?

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He's the guy.

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Red 12.

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No winners.

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Oh-ho, there's a winner.

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Can we even trust him?

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Herman? Look at that baby face.

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He says, on a good night,

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one table can throw
off a thousand dollars.

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That's a lot of diapers, Georgie.

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Huh.

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Maybe even a nanny.

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Huh!

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How is it, the three of y'all
living in Sheldon's room?

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Red 16. No winners.

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Hey, could you watch
her for a little while?

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I would, but I gotta get
to the grocery store

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if dinner's gonna be ready.

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Three-fifty.

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Three hundred and fifty dollars
for a dining room set?

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You must be crazy.

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That's what you said about the jet ski,

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- but I nailed it.
- Well...

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You guys having a good time?

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Oh, yeah, great time.

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- It's over.
- Wha...

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Well, what about Showcase Showdown?

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Here we go. Green beans.

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No. No, no, no, no, no.
That's not the one on the coupon.

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You want... Bottom row.

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Ooh, good catch.

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Missy'd have had my ass.

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Well, I'm here for you.

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All righty, now.

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Hello?

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Good afternoon, I'm here
for tutoring with Sheldon.

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Oh, he's helping you? Isn't that nice.

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No, I'm helping him.

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Sorry?

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I'm tutoring him.

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Excuse me just a minute.

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Shelly?

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Your tutor's here.

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I've been thinking about it.
We should go home.

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Why?

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I miss Dad and football.

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The whole shebang.

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Honey, are you sure this isn't
because you need a tutor,

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and she's a little girl?

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Leave me alone.

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Didn't you say that you
wanted to come here

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to learn new things and
expand your horizons?

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What do I know? I'm a dummkopf.

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Oh, nobody thinks that.

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I do.

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I thought we'd get started
with anti-de Sitter space.

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That sounds fun. What's that?

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I wish I could tell you.

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Oh, um...

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Come on, I just gave you a hint.

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We solve for the geodesics.

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- Wrong.
- Ow! Why'd you hit me?

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Pain is the best teacher.

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You're a very impressive little
girl, but there's a saying.

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At some point, it's not enough
to be a dog who plays the piano.

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You have to play the piano well.

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I play extremely well.
I'm a concert pianist.

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Of course you are.

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- What?
- Sorry, just a funny part of the Bible.

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...for the food we're about to receive,

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and bless the hands that prepared it.

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And for the hands what went
to the store and bought it.

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Sorry, had a tough time
getting her down.

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She had horrible gas.

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Well, that's weird.
She was an angel with us.

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Maybe she's hungry.

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Maybe she's teething.

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You know what, let her
suck on a Slim Jim.

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Ooh! Two birds.

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You're awful quiet tonight.

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Oh, just work stuff.

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Huh, I wouldn't have thought
running a laundromat

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would be all that stressful.

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Well, Dad, you run your own business.

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You know what it's like
dealing with the public.

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That I do. Actually, I had a
guy the other day came in

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returning a set of tires
I sold him a year ago,

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way past warranty.

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Put up quite a stink, too.

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How'd you handle it?

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Gave him a new set of tires.

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I mean, I lost a couple bucks,

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but got a customer for life.

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Smart. I could learn a lot from you.

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Well, you can learn a lot
from your father, too.

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Hmm. All right, what you got, big man?

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Uh, well...

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Saved by the bell.

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Would it kill anyone to say "thank you"

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- for this delicious meal?
- Hello.

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- Thanks.
- Thank you.

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Hang on. Jim, it's your wife.

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Hi, honey.

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I am sorry, I lost track of time.

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I was playing with the baby,

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who, I got to tell you, looks more
and more like you every day...

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Okey-dokey, I will be right home.

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Five minutes.

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Gotta go.

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- What?
- Nothing.

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Georgie, I can tell
when something's wrong.

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Nothing's wrong.

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Just tell me.

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- Is it that obvious?
- Yes.

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All right.

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Meemaw put a roulette
wheel in the slot room,

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and I'm real worried about it.

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Why?

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The slots are already in a gray area.

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A roulette wheel could land us in jail.

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Okay, then tell her
you want no part of it.

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I did, but she said it could throw
off a thousand dollars a day.

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Oh.

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Then do it.

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But I could go to jail.

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I'll wait for you.

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I thought you'd be on my side.

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Georgie, I am on your side.

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In fact, we should get married sooner

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so that I can't testify against you.

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And also because you love me.

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Thousand bucks a day?

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You bet I love you.

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So listen, I thought it over

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and decided the risk is worth it.

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Good. Mandy on board?

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I didn't ask.

269
00:11:04,380 --> 00:11:06,208
Glad she brought you around.

270
00:11:06,210 --> 00:11:08,960
Listen, why don't you shadow Herman,

271
00:11:08,980 --> 00:11:10,003
see how it's done.

272
00:11:10,010 --> 00:11:12,840
You want me to run the wheel?

273
00:11:12,860 --> 00:11:14,090
We should be ready.

274
00:11:15,600 --> 00:11:17,570
It's the bottom of the
ninth for this guy.

275
00:11:17,580 --> 00:11:18,803
Red 12.

276
00:11:18,810 --> 00:11:20,222
No winners.

277
00:11:21,660 --> 00:11:23,767
- You okay?
- Yeah.

278
00:11:23,770 --> 00:11:25,644
I got just the one lung.

279
00:11:26,720 --> 00:11:28,360
Connie said you'd show me the ropes.

280
00:11:28,380 --> 00:11:30,060
Oh, sure. There's nothing to it.

281
00:11:30,080 --> 00:11:31,860
You'll catch on in no time.

282
00:11:33,370 --> 00:11:35,278
No more bets.

283
00:11:35,280 --> 00:11:37,260
So, we bought this table from you?

284
00:11:37,280 --> 00:11:38,320
Oh, yeah.

285
00:11:38,330 --> 00:11:41,060
I used to have a little
gambling room of my own.

286
00:11:41,070 --> 00:11:42,786
Until it got shut down.

287
00:11:42,790 --> 00:11:45,720
- Cops?
- Oh, no, nothing like that.

288
00:11:45,740 --> 00:11:47,470
Dixie mafia.

289
00:11:47,480 --> 00:11:49,209
They threatened to cut off my...

290
00:11:49,210 --> 00:11:53,046
Red 16. Red 16.

291
00:11:53,050 --> 00:11:55,340
Cut off your what?

292
00:11:57,180 --> 00:11:59,386
- Wrong.
- What is wrong about this?

293
00:11:59,390 --> 00:12:01,346
You didn't account for
all the dimensions.

294
00:12:01,350 --> 00:12:03,800
The Calabi-Yau manifold
has six dimensions.

295
00:12:03,820 --> 00:12:05,050
Only if there's fermions.

296
00:12:05,060 --> 00:12:07,978
Without fermions, there could
be up to 26 dimensions.

297
00:12:07,980 --> 00:12:10,440
What? Dr. Linkletter and Dr. Sturgis

298
00:12:10,450 --> 00:12:12,065
never mentioned 26 dimensions.

299
00:12:12,070 --> 00:12:13,108
Who are they?

300
00:12:13,110 --> 00:12:14,859
They're my teachers,
and they're really smart.

301
00:12:14,860 --> 00:12:16,194
I've never heard of them.

302
00:12:16,200 --> 00:12:17,869
Well, I've probably never
heard of your teachers.

303
00:12:17,870 --> 00:12:20,532
I recently studied
with Henry W. Kendall.

304
00:12:20,540 --> 00:12:23,210
The Nobel Prize winner for
his pioneering research

305
00:12:23,220 --> 00:12:24,840
on the deep inelastic scattering

306
00:12:24,860 --> 00:12:26,990
of electrons on protons
and bound neutrons?

307
00:12:27,000 --> 00:12:29,666
- Yes.
- Never heard of him.

308
00:12:31,080 --> 00:12:32,960
Try again.

309
00:12:37,820 --> 00:12:39,350
Oh, I see the problem.

310
00:12:39,360 --> 00:12:40,468
This is stupid.

311
00:12:40,470 --> 00:12:42,095
You can't just invent dimensions.

312
00:12:42,100 --> 00:12:43,340
There's this one,

313
00:12:43,360 --> 00:12:45,060
this one and this one.

314
00:12:46,900 --> 00:12:49,180
You forgot the dimension of time.

315
00:12:52,520 --> 00:12:54,300
Ow. Thank you.

316
00:13:05,360 --> 00:13:06,820
You want to sit down or something?

317
00:13:06,830 --> 00:13:10,332
I sit down, I might not ever get up.

318
00:13:13,520 --> 00:13:14,910
Uh-oh.

319
00:13:14,920 --> 00:13:16,838
Dixie mafia.

320
00:13:16,840 --> 00:13:18,580
What do we do?

321
00:13:18,600 --> 00:13:20,967
Just stay calm. Let me do the talking.

322
00:13:21,620 --> 00:13:22,960
Who's in charge here?

323
00:13:22,970 --> 00:13:24,100
He is.

324
00:13:25,600 --> 00:13:27,015
Give us the money.

325
00:13:27,020 --> 00:13:28,470
I-I can't.

326
00:13:28,480 --> 00:13:29,976
I have a daughter to support.

327
00:13:30,800 --> 00:13:33,640
Hope she likes being an only child.

328
00:13:44,660 --> 00:13:46,200
What're you doing up?

329
00:13:46,220 --> 00:13:47,600
Can't sleep.

330
00:13:47,620 --> 00:13:49,090
Same.

331
00:13:49,100 --> 00:13:50,413
You want some tea?

332
00:13:50,420 --> 00:13:52,060
Hot tea?

333
00:13:52,070 --> 00:13:53,708
What am I, the Queen of England?

334
00:13:55,100 --> 00:13:56,160
You okay?

335
00:13:56,170 --> 00:13:58,630
Don't become an adult. It sucks.

336
00:13:58,640 --> 00:14:00,020
Too late.

337
00:14:00,040 --> 00:14:02,780
Do you know how much it costs
to feed a family these days?

338
00:14:02,800 --> 00:14:04,360
If it wasn't for double coupons,

339
00:14:04,380 --> 00:14:05,840
I don't know how we'd manage.

340
00:14:06,720 --> 00:14:09,560
Well, making the money's
no picnic either.

341
00:14:09,580 --> 00:14:12,110
I mean, I want to provide
for Mandy and CeeCee,

342
00:14:12,120 --> 00:14:14,380
but...

343
00:14:14,390 --> 00:14:16,022
...it's really working my last nerve.

344
00:14:16,030 --> 00:14:18,020
I spend my whole day
holding this house together

345
00:14:18,040 --> 00:14:19,484
and no one even says, "Thank you."

346
00:14:19,490 --> 00:14:21,480
I get it. I get home from work,

347
00:14:21,500 --> 00:14:23,363
but does anyone ask how my day was?

348
00:14:23,370 --> 00:14:24,739
How was your day?

349
00:14:24,740 --> 00:14:26,020
Don't ask.

350
00:14:27,960 --> 00:14:29,660
Why do we even do it?

351
00:14:29,670 --> 00:14:32,500
Well, I got a fiancée and a baby,

352
00:14:32,510 --> 00:14:34,457
and we're all sleeping
in Sheldon's room.

353
00:14:34,460 --> 00:14:35,870
Oh, yeah, you're screwed.

354
00:14:35,880 --> 00:14:37,627
I mean why do I do it?

355
00:14:46,440 --> 00:14:47,550
Hello.

356
00:14:47,560 --> 00:14:49,848
Why did you never tell me
there's 26 dimensions?

357
00:14:49,850 --> 00:14:51,516
What?

358
00:14:51,520 --> 00:14:53,329
I'm in Heidelberg and I'm
studying string theory,

359
00:14:53,330 --> 00:14:55,520
and I'm now drastically
behind, thanks to you.

360
00:14:55,530 --> 00:14:59,691
Sheldon, it's 3:00 in the morning.

361
00:14:59,700 --> 00:15:01,943
Oh, that explains why
Dr. Sturgis didn't pick up.

362
00:15:02,920 --> 00:15:04,860
That explains why I'm hanging up.

363
00:15:04,870 --> 00:15:06,440
I had to be tutored by a child

364
00:15:06,450 --> 00:15:08,158
and the professor called me a dummkopf.

365
00:15:09,320 --> 00:15:11,940
- Now I'm glad you called.
- I don't like it here.

366
00:15:11,960 --> 00:15:13,746
I miss being the smartest one in class.

367
00:15:13,750 --> 00:15:15,660
Son, if you're always the smartest,

368
00:15:15,680 --> 00:15:17,333
you're never learning anything.

369
00:15:18,040 --> 00:15:19,830
Interesting. So what do I do?

370
00:15:19,840 --> 00:15:20,920
Listen.

371
00:15:21,720 --> 00:15:22,750
I'm listening.

372
00:15:22,760 --> 00:15:24,280
No, that's the answer.

373
00:15:24,290 --> 00:15:26,300
Try doing something
you're truly awful at:

374
00:15:26,320 --> 00:15:27,635
just shut up and listen.

375
00:15:27,640 --> 00:15:28,845
But what if I...

376
00:15:28,850 --> 00:15:30,096
When you're in class, listen.

377
00:15:30,100 --> 00:15:31,469
But I could...

378
00:15:37,310 --> 00:15:38,620
Guess I should pee.

379
00:15:45,450 --> 00:15:47,363
What, you didn't make
a big ol' breakfast?

380
00:15:47,370 --> 00:15:49,280
I did, and I'm eating it.

381
00:15:49,290 --> 00:15:51,420
And when I'm done, I'm gonna go watch TV

382
00:15:51,430 --> 00:15:54,204
while you make your own
breakfast and do the dishes.

383
00:15:55,230 --> 00:15:56,660
But...

384
00:15:56,680 --> 00:15:58,860
you were doing great, so grown-up,

385
00:15:58,880 --> 00:16:00,043
cooking and cleaning.

386
00:16:00,050 --> 00:16:01,836
Mm-hmm. Pass the syrup.

387
00:16:03,830 --> 00:16:05,798
I thought we had a
whole thing going here.

388
00:16:05,800 --> 00:16:07,230
Now we have a new thing.

389
00:16:07,240 --> 00:16:08,384
Look at the fridge.

390
00:16:10,512 --> 00:16:11,840
_

391
00:16:11,850 --> 00:16:13,181
Chore chart?

392
00:16:13,190 --> 00:16:14,641
That's right.

393
00:16:14,650 --> 00:16:17,644
You realize it's my job
that pays for all this.

394
00:16:17,650 --> 00:16:19,938
That is true. Thank you.

395
00:16:19,940 --> 00:16:21,120
You're welcome.

396
00:16:21,140 --> 00:16:23,000
And thank you in advance
for doing the laundry

397
00:16:23,020 --> 00:16:24,310
and taking out the garbage.

398
00:16:24,940 --> 00:16:26,110
What about Georgie?

399
00:16:26,120 --> 00:16:27,195
Look at the chart.

400
00:16:27,200 --> 00:16:29,656
Georgie mows the lawn
and cleans the toilet.

401
00:16:33,500 --> 00:16:36,950
One should not even attempt to unify

402
00:16:36,970 --> 00:16:39,030
type-one und type-two...

403
00:16:39,050 --> 00:16:41,000
I wanted to give up and run away,

404
00:16:41,010 --> 00:16:42,800
but I had read enough comic books

405
00:16:42,810 --> 00:16:44,630
to know that heroes don't quit.

406
00:16:44,640 --> 00:16:48,040
Instead of running, I decided to stay

407
00:16:48,050 --> 00:16:51,000
and face the biggest
challenge I've ever had:

408
00:16:51,010 --> 00:16:52,595
keeping my mouth shut.

409
00:16:52,600 --> 00:16:55,500
Any thoughts on the compactification

410
00:16:55,520 --> 00:16:57,308
of the extra dimensions here?

411
00:16:59,562 --> 00:17:00,687
Mmm.

412
00:17:00,688 --> 00:17:02,270
Ja.

413
00:17:02,280 --> 00:17:05,680
One must conserve the
unbroken supercharges.

414
00:17:05,700 --> 00:17:07,900
Und the spherical Hankel transform

415
00:17:07,910 --> 00:17:10,320
of this equation is...

416
00:17:12,500 --> 00:17:15,880
This turned out to be a
pivotal moment in my life.

417
00:17:15,900 --> 00:17:19,040
By being open to people smarter than me,

418
00:17:19,060 --> 00:17:22,292
I grew as both a man and a scientist.

419
00:17:22,300 --> 00:17:24,800
Humble, brilliant...

420
00:17:25,680 --> 00:17:27,520
I really am the whole package.

421
00:17:35,690 --> 00:17:37,890
Hey. What brings you by?

422
00:17:37,900 --> 00:17:39,219
Well, I finished my honey-do list,

423
00:17:39,220 --> 00:17:41,227
so Audrey gave me the afternoon off.

424
00:17:42,520 --> 00:17:43,563
Come on in.

425
00:17:43,570 --> 00:17:45,982
All right, I thought
we'd do something fun.

426
00:17:45,990 --> 00:17:47,650
Well, this isn't fun.

427
00:17:47,660 --> 00:17:49,600
I didn't make the chore chart.

428
00:17:49,620 --> 00:17:51,940
- Just grab a corner.
- There is no corner.

429
00:17:53,200 --> 00:17:54,532
Georgie, give us a hand.

430
00:17:54,540 --> 00:17:56,784
Oh, you don't want me touching anything.

431
00:17:57,820 --> 00:18:02,373
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