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Previously on Young Sheldon...

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Now boarding, Flight 622.

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- Nonstop service to Frankfort.
- That's us.

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At this time, residents
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to use caution.

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Dad, I'm scared.

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Everybody, follow me, come on.

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No one's answering at your
meemaw's house, either.

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I'm starting to get a little worried.

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What is all this?

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A miracle.

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I'll be better, I promise.

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I know you will.

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Oh.

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Oh, my God.

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Oh, Connie, I'm so sorry.

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All my money!

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What? Calm down.

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Don't tell me to calm down.

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- Help me pick it up.
- All right, all right.

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What are you smiling about?

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All your stuffed animals
blew away to Oklahoma.

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Good news.

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Found some of your underwear in a tree.

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Those are your grandmother's.

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Ew.

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Did you find any diapers?

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Yes, but only one. Use it wisely.

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Okay. Thanks.

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Okay.

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Mary? Mary, let me finish.

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Everybody's okay.

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Oh, thank the Lord.

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So the house is fine?

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Well, ours is.

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What does that mean?

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Your mother's house is sort of...

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gone.

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Gone where?

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Everywhere.

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What?! Why didn't you
call me right away?

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Well, the phones were down, honey.

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That is no excuse.

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You're right, I'm sorry.
But... again, nobody got hurt.

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Okay, Mandy and the baby
are staying with us.

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- Your mom's at Dale's.
- All right, well,

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I'll call the airlines

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and see when the next flight out is.

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Why? To do what?

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To help.

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There's nothing to do.
I got it under control.

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Hey, where are the extra sheets?

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We have extra sheets?

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They're in the linen closet.

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We have a linen closet?

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Yes! I have to come home.

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Well, Sheldon's not gonna
be real happy about that.

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George, when is he ever happy?

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This is the greatest
pretzel I've ever had.

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Ich bin ein Heidelberger!

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What do you mean I don't
have coverage for tornadoes?

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All right, fine, it's a hurricane.

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No?

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Then what the hell am I paying you for?

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All right, there you
have it, it's a flood.

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Everything's wet, what
difference does it make?

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You know what, I'd like to
talk to your supervisor.

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? I'm walking on sunshine... ?

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Hey, how's it going?

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I don't have coverage for tornados.

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So call it a hurricane.

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I did.

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- Flood?
- I tried that.

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- Locusts?
- You're not helping.

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Oh, listen, come on.

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As long as it takes you
to rebuild your place,

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you always got a home
right here with me.

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Thank you. Thank you.

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Well, I don't want to be a freeloader.

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I-I'll pay you rent.

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Great.

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My house just blew away,
you're supposed to say no!

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Well, you offered.

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? And don't it feel good? ?

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Georgie, Mandy. Breakfast's ready.

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Dad, there's other people in this house.

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I just got in here.

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I saw you bring in a newspaper.

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It's not a library. Wrap it up.

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- Good morning.
- Eggs are on the table.

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Here's some toast. Bacon's coming up.

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Wow, look at you being Mom.

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Say that again, and you
can make your own lunch.

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Oh, you're touchy like Mom, too.

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Missy, I said I'm coming!

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It's Mandy.

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Oh... uh, be right out.

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- Oh, that smells good.
- Help yourself.

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You know, you're gonna make
a really good mom one day.

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Thank you.

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How's that different from what I said?

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You said our mom, she said a mom.

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Totally different.

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No, it ain't.

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Bathroom's free.

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You wash your hands?

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- Yes.
- Dad?

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- What's this?
- Your lunch.

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We just had a tornado.

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I'm not going to work.

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Then you're gonna help
me clean the house.

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Dang, it's like Mom never left.

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Sorry, it's like a mom never left.

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Better. How about you and
me run and get groceries,

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baby supplies, whatever else you need.

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Okay, great.

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Other than your grandma's
underwear, I have nothing.

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You're watching CeeCee today.

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Well, who put you in charge?

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Okay, just asking.

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Jeff, look what I found in the garden.

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Oh, my goodness, that's a lot of money.

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$1,230.

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It must've blown over
from Connie's house.

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You don't know that.

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Robin.

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We have to return it.

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- Why?
- What do you mean why?

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It's the Christian thing to do.

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You said yourself she was running

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an illegal gambling establishment.

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That's true.

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You really think it was a
coincidence that her house

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was the only one on the
street to get torn up?

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Could be.

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Or could be a sign.

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Look at the bill, who
does it say to trust?

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I see it.

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I brought you a wiener schnitzel.

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Thank you.

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I tried it. It's yucky.

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- Shelly, sit down.
- Why?

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Just sit.

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I don't know how else to say this

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other than just to say it.

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We have to go home.

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Oh, no, who did Germany invade now?

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No, nothing like that.

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Um...

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there was a tornado back home.

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Everybody's okay,

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but your meemaw's house was destroyed.

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But everyone's okay, that's confirmed?

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- Thank God, yes.
- You're thanking the deity

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who sent the tornado?

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I'm not in the mood for this.

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We have to go.

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Why?

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Honey, your meemaw lost her house.

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I'm sure she has insurance.

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That is not the point.

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Well, what is the point?

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What would we do once we get there?

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I don't know. Uh, be there,

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provide solace, lend a hand.

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Me? Lend a hand? You're funny.

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Too bad. We are going.

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Class is starting tomorrow.
I'm not going anywhere.

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Sheldon, do not argue with me.

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You are going home.

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Mom, the people of Germany
are obsessed with rules

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and devoid of humor. I am home.

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You know something?

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I think that tornado
had a silver lining.

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Oh, and what would that be?

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It just blew you right in

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to where you're supposed to be.

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You mean it destroyed my house

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so you could have sex in
the middle of the day?

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No.

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Well, yeah.

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Making love and living together.

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Well, I don't want to live together.

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This is temporary.

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Pretty tough talk for a woman

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who didn't have tornado insurance.

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Oh, no, come on! I was joking.

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Do you think I'm stupid

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just because I didn't
have tornado insurance?

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We are in Texas.

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I live here now.

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All right, Georgie and Mandy
are in Sheldon's room.

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I'm in my room. Meemaw,
you'll be in Mom and Dad's.

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Dad, you get the garage.

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Why do I get the garage?

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Would you rather put the baby
or the old lady out there?

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- Hey.
- I'm helping you.

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What's wrong with the couch?

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- Like you'd fit on the couch.
- Hey.

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Actually, maybe Meemaw
can take Sheldon's room,

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and Mandy and I can take
Mom and Dad's room

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with the bigger bed.

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Really? You want to
sleep on the mattress

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you were conceived on?

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- Ew.
- Ew.

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Wait, you've had the same
mattress for 18 years?

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There's nothing wrong with it.

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It's a Sealy.

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We'll be fine in Sheldon's room.

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Okay, I'll take the garage.

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Hey, you get to sleep on the mattress

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CeeCee was conceived on.

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Shut up.

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Whoa.

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- What's this?
- She's a beauty, huh?

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How big is that thing?

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27 inches.

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Don't you think this is a decision
I should've been a part of?

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How about this? You can
decide what we watch first.

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I'm not sure I'm comfortable with this.

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Well, then I'll decide.

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A spider that lives on his hand.

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Walker, Texas Ranger.

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Tell me that's not a sign from God.

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Geez Louise!

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It's like we're in a movie theater.

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If you're still uncomfortable,

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I can return it.

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I-I guess it's okay.

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I'll make popcorn.

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Why are you testing me?

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I need to change our return flights.

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- As soon as possible.
- What are you doing?

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Uh...

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Tonight would be great. How much?

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Sheldon Lee Cooper!

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I told you I'm not going home.

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I am your mother.

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What I say goes.

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What are you doing?

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Passive resistance. Good
luck lifting my limp body.

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Your grandmother lost her home.

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And I feel terrible, but I
can't change what happened.

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You could be there for your meemaw.

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Does she even want us there?

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Of course she does.

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Let's ask her.

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There's too many people here already.

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You'd just be in the way.

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No need to thank me.

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We could be back by tomorrow.

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Are you deaf? I said don't come.

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We will get through this together.

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God will provide.

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What's wrong with you?

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Nothing.

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Put Sheldon on the phone.

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- No.
- Let me talk to her.

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Love you, bye.

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Hi. Is your meemaw home?

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She took the baby for a walk.

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Oh.

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Is she gonna be gone long?

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Do you want to wait?

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I just made a pot of coffee.

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You like coffee?

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I'm about to find out.

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Come on in,

271
00:11:12,530 --> 00:11:14,179
I don't want to air condition
the whole neighborhood.

272
00:11:14,180 --> 00:11:16,300
Well, sure. Thank you.

273
00:11:18,060 --> 00:11:20,010
How'd your meemaw seem this morning?

274
00:11:20,020 --> 00:11:21,681
Cranky.

275
00:11:21,690 --> 00:11:23,400
Well, she's always cranky.

276
00:11:23,420 --> 00:11:24,850
Can you be more specific?

277
00:11:25,540 --> 00:11:27,020
You may need more flowers.

278
00:11:27,030 --> 00:11:31,066
Right. Well, it's been pretty
traumatic around here.

279
00:11:34,820 --> 00:11:37,072
Try some cream and sugar in there.

280
00:11:37,080 --> 00:11:38,530
Nah.

281
00:11:40,780 --> 00:11:42,780
Black's good.

282
00:11:43,960 --> 00:11:46,120
So, what'd you do that pissed her off?

283
00:11:46,130 --> 00:11:49,084
Well, I'm not gonna talk
to you about none of this.

284
00:11:49,090 --> 00:11:50,170
'Kay.

285
00:11:52,800 --> 00:11:54,420
What makes you think it was my fault?

286
00:11:55,540 --> 00:11:58,343
The flowers, your hang-dog face...

287
00:11:58,350 --> 00:11:59,844
This is my regular face.

288
00:12:00,560 --> 00:12:01,760
'Kay.

289
00:12:01,770 --> 00:12:03,800
What goes on between me and your grandma

290
00:12:03,820 --> 00:12:05,850
is none of your business.

291
00:12:06,550 --> 00:12:07,560
'Kay.

292
00:12:09,820 --> 00:12:11,600
She totally overreacted.

293
00:12:11,610 --> 00:12:12,880
Mm-hmm.

294
00:12:17,040 --> 00:12:18,113
Maybe a little.

295
00:12:28,790 --> 00:12:30,740
There we go.

296
00:12:36,880 --> 00:12:39,880
Wow, this place is hopping.

297
00:12:39,890 --> 00:12:41,740
Half the town's still got no power.

298
00:12:41,760 --> 00:12:43,430
Oh, check this out.

299
00:12:46,400 --> 00:12:48,685
- Damn.
- I know.

300
00:12:48,690 --> 00:12:49,930
What is it about a tornado

301
00:12:49,940 --> 00:12:51,400
that makes people want to gamble?

302
00:12:52,180 --> 00:12:53,300
Don't know.

303
00:12:53,310 --> 00:12:55,529
Guess they're happy to be alive,
scared they're gonna die.

304
00:12:55,530 --> 00:12:58,240
If we had an earthquake,
I bet we could retire.

305
00:12:58,250 --> 00:13:00,030
Here's to hoping.

306
00:13:00,040 --> 00:13:02,532
- Where's CeeCee?
- She's with Connie.

307
00:13:02,540 --> 00:13:03,660
Oh, cool.

308
00:13:04,340 --> 00:13:07,370
Oh, hey, your mom stopped
by the video store earlier.

309
00:13:07,380 --> 00:13:08,580
What'd she want?

310
00:13:08,590 --> 00:13:10,540
She was just being nice.

311
00:13:10,550 --> 00:13:12,584
Oh, Georgie, grow up.

312
00:13:12,590 --> 00:13:13,920
No, I'm serious.

313
00:13:13,940 --> 00:13:14,979
She heard about Meemaw's house

314
00:13:14,980 --> 00:13:16,540
and offered us a place to live.

315
00:13:16,550 --> 00:13:19,090
- There it is.
- The-the niceness?

316
00:13:19,100 --> 00:13:21,801
She's plotting and scheming
to control my life.

317
00:13:21,810 --> 00:13:23,928
All I heard is they got two bathrooms.

318
00:13:23,930 --> 00:13:26,264
Doesn't matter, I am never
living under their roof.

319
00:13:26,270 --> 00:13:28,600
You realize even if
business stays like this,

320
00:13:28,620 --> 00:13:30,977
we're at least two years away
from getting our own place.

321
00:13:30,980 --> 00:13:33,229
Georgie, I am not
living with my parents.

322
00:13:33,230 --> 00:13:35,300
- Okay, what if...
- No.

323
00:13:35,320 --> 00:13:37,192
You don't even know
what I was going to say.

324
00:13:37,200 --> 00:13:38,818
You wanted to live there by yourself.

325
00:13:39,660 --> 00:13:40,910
How do you do that?

326
00:13:42,410 --> 00:13:44,991
You made fun of her for not
having the right insurance?

327
00:13:45,000 --> 00:13:46,701
It was a joke.

328
00:13:46,710 --> 00:13:49,520
The only thing I got
wrong was the timing.

329
00:13:49,540 --> 00:13:51,360
If I said it two or three years later,

330
00:13:51,380 --> 00:13:53,416
everybody's laughing their ass off.

331
00:13:56,050 --> 00:13:57,796
Hey, look who's here.

332
00:13:57,800 --> 00:14:00,465
Shh, she's sleeping.

333
00:14:00,470 --> 00:14:01,716
Sorry.

334
00:14:02,480 --> 00:14:03,840
What're you doing here?

335
00:14:03,850 --> 00:14:05,428
He came to apologize.

336
00:14:05,430 --> 00:14:06,721
Nobody's talking to you.

337
00:14:06,730 --> 00:14:08,556
Cranky, cranky.

338
00:14:09,520 --> 00:14:11,559
Don't you have some place better to be?

339
00:14:11,560 --> 00:14:13,349
Actually, I'm about to go
run around the block.

340
00:14:13,350 --> 00:14:14,540
I am buzzing.

341
00:14:19,060 --> 00:14:20,500
Hi.

342
00:14:20,520 --> 00:14:21,986
I brought you flowers.

343
00:14:21,990 --> 00:14:23,113
Thank you.

344
00:14:23,780 --> 00:14:24,820
I was stupid.

345
00:14:24,830 --> 00:14:28,076
No, I was stupid.

346
00:14:29,440 --> 00:14:31,240
This feels like a trap.

347
00:14:31,250 --> 00:14:33,160
I was embarrassed about
the insurance thing,

348
00:14:33,170 --> 00:14:34,349
'cause I didn't think anything like this

349
00:14:34,350 --> 00:14:35,750
was gonna ever happen to me,

350
00:14:35,760 --> 00:14:38,211
and...

351
00:14:38,220 --> 00:14:40,140
now I've lost everything.

352
00:14:40,160 --> 00:14:42,760
Worse, I've lost living with Mandy

353
00:14:42,770 --> 00:14:44,320
and my little great-granddaughter,

354
00:14:44,340 --> 00:14:45,400
and...

355
00:14:47,140 --> 00:14:49,940
- I liked that.
- Yeah, I get it.

356
00:14:49,960 --> 00:14:52,090
But look on the bright side,

357
00:14:52,100 --> 00:14:54,860
you're running a successful
criminal enterprise.

358
00:14:54,870 --> 00:14:56,060
Before you know it,

359
00:14:56,070 --> 00:14:58,060
you're gonna have enough
money to rebuild.

360
00:14:59,570 --> 00:15:01,560
Assuming you stay out of jail.

361
00:15:04,600 --> 00:15:07,820
Eh, two years from now,
that's gonna be so funny.

362
00:15:12,380 --> 00:15:15,440
- Hey, Jeff.
- Oh, George.

363
00:15:18,970 --> 00:15:20,462
Ooh, what do you got there?

364
00:15:20,470 --> 00:15:21,629
New TV?

365
00:15:22,400 --> 00:15:25,000
- Yeah.
- Ooh. Trinitron.

366
00:15:25,010 --> 00:15:26,590
That's pricey.

367
00:15:27,940 --> 00:15:29,550
- There was a sale.
- Where?

368
00:15:29,560 --> 00:15:31,973
I don't know, my wife bought it.

369
00:15:31,980 --> 00:15:34,225
- Probably with coupons.
- You lucky duck.

370
00:15:34,230 --> 00:15:36,330
Yeah.

371
00:15:36,340 --> 00:15:37,562
He doth provide.

372
00:15:37,570 --> 00:15:38,870
I guess so.

373
00:15:38,880 --> 00:15:39,939
How big is it?

374
00:15:39,940 --> 00:15:42,300
- I don't really know.
- Well...

375
00:15:42,310 --> 00:15:45,153
it says 27 inches on the box.

376
00:15:45,160 --> 00:15:47,540
27.

377
00:15:47,550 --> 00:15:49,180
Hey, Dad. Pastor Jeff.

378
00:15:54,090 --> 00:15:55,622
Excuse me.

379
00:15:56,270 --> 00:15:57,290
Um...

380
00:15:57,300 --> 00:15:59,334
Herr Dr. Pepper?

381
00:15:59,340 --> 00:16:00,418
Ah, nein.

382
00:16:01,220 --> 00:16:03,000
Um, sweet tea?

383
00:16:04,380 --> 00:16:06,840
Oh, oh. Um...

384
00:16:06,850 --> 00:16:09,093
Uh, susser tea?

385
00:16:09,920 --> 00:16:11,220
Ah.

386
00:16:11,230 --> 00:16:12,270
Nein.

387
00:16:13,770 --> 00:16:14,849
Bier?

388
00:16:15,380 --> 00:16:16,390
Sure.

389
00:16:17,000 --> 00:16:18,010
Danke.

390
00:16:18,020 --> 00:16:19,270
Bítte.

391
00:16:21,400 --> 00:16:24,550
_

392
00:16:29,290 --> 00:16:30,365
Oh.

393
00:16:30,940 --> 00:16:32,700
Grande.

394
00:16:33,330 --> 00:16:34,953
Mmm.

395
00:16:34,960 --> 00:16:36,871
I'm from America.

396
00:16:36,880 --> 00:16:38,373
No kidding.

397
00:16:41,040 --> 00:16:42,280
It's good.

398
00:16:47,260 --> 00:16:49,140
Who's hungry for spaghetti?

399
00:16:49,860 --> 00:16:51,170
Oh.

400
00:16:51,180 --> 00:16:53,388
Didn't realize your boyfriend
was staying for dinner.

401
00:16:53,390 --> 00:16:54,847
Is that a problem?

402
00:16:54,850 --> 00:16:56,960
No, just... would've been nice

403
00:16:56,980 --> 00:16:58,840
- if someone told me.
- I'm sorry.

404
00:17:01,610 --> 00:17:03,147
All right, grace.

405
00:17:04,120 --> 00:17:05,520
We're still doing that?

406
00:17:05,530 --> 00:17:07,068
We survived a tornado.

407
00:17:09,870 --> 00:17:12,620
Thank you, Lord, for the food
we are about to receive,

408
00:17:12,630 --> 00:17:14,409
and bless the hands that prepared it,

409
00:17:14,410 --> 00:17:15,535
which are mine.

410
00:17:15,540 --> 00:17:16,869
I got it.

411
00:17:16,870 --> 00:17:17,996
Amen.

412
00:17:18,000 --> 00:17:19,163
Amen.

413
00:17:19,170 --> 00:17:22,500
Missy, I'm really impressed
how you stepped up.

414
00:17:22,510 --> 00:17:25,640
Thanks, it's easier now
that I've discovered coffee.

415
00:17:27,010 --> 00:17:28,760
There's vegetables in the spaghetti.

416
00:17:28,780 --> 00:17:30,300
Since when do we eat vegetables?

417
00:17:30,310 --> 00:17:31,860
We got one bathroom.

418
00:17:31,880 --> 00:17:33,020
Got to keep things moving.

419
00:17:33,040 --> 00:17:34,300
That's very important.

420
00:17:37,220 --> 00:17:39,050
Who's knocking at suppertime?

421
00:17:41,040 --> 00:17:42,180
This is your TV now.

422
00:17:42,190 --> 00:17:43,646
I can't have this on my conscience.

423
00:17:43,650 --> 00:17:45,189
I don't want to go to hell.

424
00:17:48,240 --> 00:17:49,270
You'll need this.

425
00:17:52,340 --> 00:17:53,670
Sweet.

426
00:17:53,680 --> 00:17:54,907
Georgie!

427
00:17:54,910 --> 00:17:57,140
- So, you're from Texas?
- Ja.

428
00:17:57,150 --> 00:17:58,494
Where is your cowboy hat?

429
00:17:58,500 --> 00:17:59,579
Oh, I don't have one.

430
00:17:59,580 --> 00:18:01,247
- Boots?
- No.

431
00:18:01,250 --> 00:18:03,030
- Horse?
- No.

432
00:18:03,040 --> 00:18:04,400
- Gun?
- No.

433
00:18:04,410 --> 00:18:05,918
Are you sure you're from Texas?

434
00:18:05,920 --> 00:18:07,820
Well, I do think I'm better
than everyone else.

435
00:18:07,840 --> 00:18:09,050
That's mighty Texan.

436
00:18:09,060 --> 00:18:11,220
? Danke schoen ?

437
00:18:11,240 --> 00:18:14,420
? Darling, danke schoen ?

438
00:18:14,430 --> 00:18:20,290
? Thank you for all the joy and pain ?

439
00:18:20,300 --> 00:18:24,700
? Picture show, second balcony ?

440
00:18:24,710 --> 00:18:26,900
? Was the place we'd meet ?

441
00:18:26,910 --> 00:18:28,440
Hey, honey.

442
00:18:28,460 --> 00:18:31,410
- Mother.
- Oh, I love this country. Mwah!

443
00:18:31,420 --> 00:18:34,200
? Second seat, go Dutch treat ?

444
00:18:34,220 --> 00:18:36,407
? You were sweet ?
Sing it with me.

445
00:18:36,410 --> 00:18:41,059
? Danke schoen, darling, danke schoen ?

446
00:18:41,060 --> 00:18:43,480
I don't know what could
have gotten into her.

447
00:18:43,500 --> 00:18:45,083
Probably jet lag.

448
00:18:45,090 --> 00:18:47,752
27 inches.

449
00:18:47,760 --> 00:18:49,253
We're living in the future.

450
00:18:49,260 --> 00:18:51,060
Boy, that color's amazing.

451
00:18:51,080 --> 00:18:53,925
Those Japanese fellas
know what they're doing.

452
00:18:53,930 --> 00:18:56,219
Why'd Pastor Jeff give this to you?

453
00:18:56,220 --> 00:18:57,762
I have no idea.

454
00:18:57,770 --> 00:18:58,971
You didn't ask him?

455
00:18:58,980 --> 00:19:00,181
Didn't care.

456
00:19:02,840 --> 00:19:04,200
Are you staying the night?

457
00:19:04,220 --> 00:19:06,938
'Cause we're gonna need
to lay a few ground rules.

458
00:19:21,560 --> 00:19:24,780
You know, sympathetic vomiting
has an evolutionary basis.

459
00:19:24,790 --> 00:19:26,330
In the Paleolithic era,

460
00:19:26,340 --> 00:19:28,340
when one member of a tribe
would start vomiting,

461
00:19:28,350 --> 00:19:29,369
it was a signal to the rest

462
00:19:29,370 --> 00:19:31,713
that they'd eaten
something poisonous and...

463
00:19:31,720 --> 00:19:33,047
Oh, scooch.

464
00:19:35,220 --> 00:19:37,051
Like that.

465
00:19:39,960 --> 00:19:41,431
Another fun fact...

466
00:19:41,432 --> 00:19:45,518
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