1 00:00:00,132 --> 00:00:04,062 _ 2 00:00:05,477 --> 00:00:08,578 _ 3 00:00:08,617 --> 00:00:11,673 _ 4 00:00:13,000 --> 00:00:16,632 This is so not how I expected you to be. 5 00:00:16,658 --> 00:00:18,419 What on earth are you wearing? 6 00:00:18,445 --> 00:00:20,953 Audrey Hepburn, she's older than me. 7 00:00:20,979 --> 00:00:23,994 It's my screen persona, silly child. Just leave it. 8 00:00:24,273 --> 00:00:27,117 So it's OK to have a silly child like me in real life, 9 00:00:27,143 --> 00:00:29,062 but in la-la land it makes you look ridiculous? 10 00:00:29,088 --> 00:00:30,423 When did you get to be so insolent? 11 00:00:30,449 --> 00:00:32,202 When did you get to be such a jerk! 12 00:00:32,228 --> 00:00:34,828 Everything is a confrontation with you. 13 00:00:34,854 --> 00:00:35,916 I'm done. 14 00:00:35,950 --> 00:00:38,242 - She left me. - The cheek of it! 15 00:00:38,268 --> 00:00:40,683 Why don't you come over here and live with me? 16 00:00:40,800 --> 00:00:42,992 I want a husband and children. 17 00:00:43,018 --> 00:00:45,618 My life doesn't make any sense without you. 18 00:00:47,195 --> 00:00:48,500 - No! - What are you saying? 19 00:00:48,526 --> 00:00:49,773 - Yes. - Yes? 20 00:00:49,799 --> 00:00:52,359 Tell him he's making the biggest mistake of his life! 21 00:00:52,385 --> 00:00:54,445 - I have something for you. - OK. 22 00:00:56,749 --> 00:00:58,702 You're gonna be a father. 23 00:01:31,234 --> 00:01:36,007 www.subtitulamos.tv 24 00:01:38,774 --> 00:01:41,333 You asked her to marry you? Why? 25 00:01:41,359 --> 00:01:42,755 Because I love her. 26 00:01:42,919 --> 00:01:44,594 I don't want to lose her. 27 00:01:44,620 --> 00:01:46,340 A very different thing. 28 00:01:46,502 --> 00:01:47,559 Yeah. 29 00:01:49,156 --> 00:01:51,436 So, let's get into that today. 30 00:01:55,288 --> 00:01:57,223 What is it that's worrying you? 31 00:01:58,794 --> 00:02:01,590 Well, that I'm not supposed to be her husband 32 00:02:01,616 --> 00:02:03,536 and I'll be a terrible father. 33 00:02:06,532 --> 00:02:07,848 Is that it? 34 00:02:13,213 --> 00:02:15,619 That I'm making a terrible mistake. 35 00:02:17,143 --> 00:02:19,255 'Could you take your glasses off, please, Cary?' 36 00:02:19,280 --> 00:02:21,026 I just wanna see what you look like. 37 00:02:22,009 --> 00:02:24,963 There. Anything else you'd like me to take off? 38 00:02:28,675 --> 00:02:30,588 Why d'you marry Dyan Cannon? 39 00:02:30,952 --> 00:02:34,463 Yeah. Why did you marry Dyan Cannon? 40 00:02:38,748 --> 00:02:40,166 'Do you love her?' 41 00:02:45,465 --> 00:02:47,185 'I'm over here, Cary!' 42 00:02:52,112 --> 00:02:53,726 Well, who wouldn't... 43 00:02:54,207 --> 00:02:56,265 want to marry Dyan Cannon? 44 00:02:58,389 --> 00:03:00,229 She was so much younger than you. 45 00:03:04,461 --> 00:03:06,812 I'd just like to state for the record that, 46 00:03:07,308 --> 00:03:10,593 with all my wives, I only married for one reason. 47 00:03:15,786 --> 00:03:17,523 Because I love her, Mother. 48 00:03:18,321 --> 00:03:20,672 Oh, don't be so ridiculous! 49 00:03:20,698 --> 00:03:22,234 She's a hustler! 50 00:03:22,260 --> 00:03:25,453 She just wants to use you as a leg up for her career. 51 00:03:26,570 --> 00:03:28,281 Is that all you have to say? Honestly. 52 00:03:28,307 --> 00:03:31,531 No, no congratulations, no good luck. 53 00:03:31,557 --> 00:03:33,054 'Do you wish me well at all?' 54 00:03:33,080 --> 00:03:35,695 Well, it's because of you that I'm saying this! 55 00:03:35,725 --> 00:03:37,500 Why did you ring me today? 56 00:03:37,782 --> 00:03:39,679 Because you obviously wanted my approval. 57 00:03:39,705 --> 00:03:42,820 Well, I'm sorry, I can't give you that. 'All I can give you is the truth.' 58 00:03:43,015 --> 00:03:44,414 Well, thank you so much. 59 00:03:44,440 --> 00:03:46,765 Any more pearls of wisdom to drop on me? 60 00:03:46,791 --> 00:03:49,234 'You were gonna come and live with me, Archie! 61 00:03:49,260 --> 00:03:52,075 - 'Why are you going off with her, Archie?' - Mum... 62 00:03:52,480 --> 00:03:55,179 You know she'll make you unhappy, you know that. 63 00:03:55,205 --> 00:03:58,601 I can make you happy. You know I've waited all these years. 64 00:03:58,627 --> 00:04:02,726 I can smell a rat. Why are you so easily duped? 65 00:04:03,242 --> 00:04:05,377 'And don't tell me you love her! You...' 66 00:04:05,403 --> 00:04:07,507 Well, I have to go to work now, so... 67 00:04:07,706 --> 00:04:10,304 you keep well, Mother. OK? 68 00:04:10,518 --> 00:04:12,578 - 'And she doesn't love you...' - Bye-bye. 69 00:04:20,848 --> 00:04:22,553 I think I might have done it... 70 00:04:24,030 --> 00:04:25,790 to spite my mother. 71 00:04:31,023 --> 00:04:33,862 Will you love him and honour him? 72 00:04:34,164 --> 00:04:37,104 Will you cherish him and obey him? 73 00:04:37,760 --> 00:04:39,190 I will. 74 00:04:40,600 --> 00:04:43,815 This marriage ring seals the vows of marriage 75 00:04:43,841 --> 00:04:46,987 and represents eternal and everlasting love. 76 00:04:47,500 --> 00:04:50,081 I now pronounce you husband and wife. 77 00:04:50,422 --> 00:04:52,002 You may kiss the bride. 78 00:05:02,639 --> 00:05:04,436 I loved Dyan Cannon. 79 00:05:06,553 --> 00:05:08,201 As best I knew how. 80 00:05:39,193 --> 00:05:43,200 We've been over this, darling. A natural birth's best for the baby and you. 81 00:05:44,205 --> 00:05:46,500 I know, I know you're in pain. 82 00:05:46,571 --> 00:05:49,185 - You're full of shit, Cary! - Absolutely. 83 00:05:49,211 --> 00:05:51,802 Don't give her any drugs, whatever she asks for, OK? 84 00:05:51,828 --> 00:05:53,614 - Give me drugs! Give me LSD! - Keep pushing. 85 00:05:53,640 --> 00:05:55,583 - Give me anything! - Keep pushing, honey. 86 00:05:56,844 --> 00:05:58,060 Come on! 87 00:05:58,685 --> 00:06:00,911 Just push one last time! 88 00:06:00,937 --> 00:06:02,466 There it is! 89 00:06:03,226 --> 00:06:06,677 I can see the head! That's it. Keep pushing. 90 00:06:07,528 --> 00:06:08,966 Beautiful. 91 00:06:24,356 --> 00:06:26,644 OK, OK Shh! Boys, very quickly. 92 00:06:27,072 --> 00:06:30,058 My daughter, Jennifer... Her name. 93 00:06:30,465 --> 00:06:33,379 is the most beautiful baby in the world. And... 94 00:06:34,681 --> 00:06:37,627 she is by far my best production. 95 00:06:38,433 --> 00:06:42,050 All right, thank you for your interest and please go back to your own families. 96 00:06:42,105 --> 00:06:45,035 - Mr Grant! Mr Grant! - That's all, boys! 97 00:06:53,410 --> 00:06:55,191 It's just you and me now. 98 00:06:56,044 --> 00:06:57,700 Just you and me. 99 00:07:13,741 --> 00:07:17,727 This is the moment I've been waiting for my whole life. 100 00:07:18,383 --> 00:07:19,623 Thank you. 101 00:07:21,819 --> 00:07:23,437 - There we go! - Thank you. 102 00:07:23,507 --> 00:07:25,656 - Jennifer, meet Mae. - Look at her. 103 00:07:25,689 --> 00:07:27,133 She's perfect. 104 00:07:27,587 --> 00:07:29,082 She's all right. 105 00:07:30,978 --> 00:07:32,195 Hi! 106 00:07:32,807 --> 00:07:34,702 It's pretty astounding, isn't it, love? 107 00:07:35,040 --> 00:07:39,031 We've had cards and flowers, and telegrams from all over the world. 108 00:07:39,057 --> 00:07:42,312 "Many congratulations from Robert and Ethel Kennedy." 109 00:07:42,338 --> 00:07:44,513 How about that? People have been so kind. 110 00:07:44,586 --> 00:07:47,641 "Clever old you, from Hitch and Alma." 111 00:07:48,120 --> 00:07:50,086 I had a little something to do with it. 112 00:07:50,112 --> 00:07:52,070 You had a lot to do with it. Didn't she? 113 00:07:52,096 --> 00:07:53,631 Mummy was amazing! 114 00:07:53,755 --> 00:07:55,370 This is our lovely house. 115 00:07:55,396 --> 00:07:58,125 I need energy. I need chocolate. 116 00:07:58,151 --> 00:07:59,477 I need cookies. 117 00:07:59,503 --> 00:08:02,523 Oh, no, no, no. None of that nonsense any more. 118 00:08:02,692 --> 00:08:04,797 Mummy needs vegetables, doesn't she? 119 00:08:04,953 --> 00:08:06,946 Mummy needs proteins and vitamins. 120 00:08:06,972 --> 00:08:09,025 Mae, can you knock her up a chicken salad, please? 121 00:08:09,051 --> 00:08:10,746 - Right away! - Oh, hey! 122 00:08:10,866 --> 00:08:12,801 I haven't seen Bangs yet. 123 00:08:12,826 --> 00:08:14,121 Hey, Bangs! 124 00:08:14,147 --> 00:08:16,087 - Sunshine out the window. - Meet your new playmate! 125 00:08:16,113 --> 00:08:18,001 There's a swimming pool out there, yes. 126 00:08:21,199 --> 00:08:22,954 Mae, where's Bangs? 127 00:08:27,413 --> 00:08:29,094 Cary, where's my dog? 128 00:08:30,674 --> 00:08:32,289 I found her a new home. 129 00:08:32,954 --> 00:08:35,212 It turns out in addition to the hygiene issues, 130 00:08:35,238 --> 00:08:38,173 animals can experience extreme jealousy around newborns. 131 00:08:39,720 --> 00:08:42,798 Cary, where's my dog? Wherever she is, go and get her back. 132 00:08:42,824 --> 00:08:44,479 - I won't be doing that. - Cary, go... 133 00:08:44,505 --> 00:08:46,626 Cary, go and get her back. She's never hurt anyone! 134 00:08:46,652 --> 00:08:49,769 They can have profound personality changes. 135 00:08:49,795 --> 00:08:51,188 You never know. 136 00:08:51,720 --> 00:08:53,803 - Oh, my God, what have you done? - Let's not do this. 137 00:08:53,829 --> 00:08:57,217 Not today of all days. Let's start how we mean to go on. 138 00:08:57,257 --> 00:08:59,147 Parents shouldn't argue in front of their children. 139 00:08:59,173 --> 00:09:01,155 - Look, you've upset her! - Cary, you've got rid of my dog 140 00:09:01,180 --> 00:09:02,616 without asking me. 141 00:09:02,729 --> 00:09:04,530 I'm doing what's best for Jennifer, darling. 142 00:09:04,556 --> 00:09:07,644 Don't "darling" me, because anybody who ever cared about me 143 00:09:07,670 --> 00:09:09,765 could never do that to me! 144 00:09:09,791 --> 00:09:11,241 Cary, you... 145 00:09:12,043 --> 00:09:13,843 You had no right! 146 00:09:15,564 --> 00:09:16,936 I hate you! 147 00:09:17,101 --> 00:09:18,624 I hate you! 148 00:09:34,697 --> 00:09:36,322 Oh, babe. 149 00:09:44,396 --> 00:09:46,055 Hello, Mother. 150 00:09:49,135 --> 00:09:51,361 Or should I say, Grandmother. 151 00:09:51,450 --> 00:09:53,697 Say hello to your granddaughter. 152 00:09:54,526 --> 00:09:55,923 Hi, Elsie. 153 00:09:57,052 --> 00:09:58,852 Would you like to hold her? 154 00:10:01,814 --> 00:10:03,579 Come on, don't be shy. 155 00:10:04,368 --> 00:10:05,986 Here we go. 156 00:10:11,680 --> 00:10:13,173 There we are. 157 00:10:13,499 --> 00:10:15,314 Her name's Jennifer. 158 00:10:15,340 --> 00:10:17,408 Has she got a middle name? 159 00:10:17,509 --> 00:10:18,868 No, we haven't given her one. 160 00:10:18,894 --> 00:10:21,728 She'll choose one when she's older. Maybe she'll choose her mum's name. 161 00:10:22,665 --> 00:10:26,118 I think of Betsy, that'll be lovely for you. 162 00:10:30,055 --> 00:10:33,783 I hope you're as good a dad as your father was to you, Archie. 163 00:10:37,284 --> 00:10:39,739 Elias was a wonderful man. 164 00:10:40,084 --> 00:10:42,158 He was devoted to the boys and me. 165 00:10:42,184 --> 00:10:44,868 We had a very happy family. 166 00:10:45,781 --> 00:10:48,134 I'm glad you have so many happy memories. 167 00:10:48,318 --> 00:10:49,681 I do. 168 00:10:56,541 --> 00:11:00,046 Don't you let her out of your sight, not for one minute. 169 00:11:06,120 --> 00:11:07,663 You take her back. 170 00:11:07,817 --> 00:11:09,124 Is everything OK? 171 00:11:09,150 --> 00:11:11,491 I just don't want to get too attached. 172 00:11:18,697 --> 00:11:21,046 Very good. You're a good girl. 173 00:11:23,440 --> 00:11:25,593 - Sorry, sorry, sorry. - That's OK. 174 00:11:25,619 --> 00:11:27,794 We've been having a rich old time, haven't we? 175 00:11:27,820 --> 00:11:29,436 Who was the cable from? 176 00:11:29,970 --> 00:11:31,530 United Artists. 177 00:11:31,578 --> 00:11:33,473 I managed to get through to David Swift. 178 00:11:33,499 --> 00:11:36,616 He's offering me the lead role in How To Succeed In Business. 179 00:11:36,642 --> 00:11:39,741 Cary, he said I wasn't just his, but everybody's first choice for the part. 180 00:11:39,767 --> 00:11:41,850 And he said I own this role. 181 00:11:45,345 --> 00:11:46,929 What are you thinking? 182 00:11:49,624 --> 00:11:51,655 I think you're not thinking straight. 183 00:11:52,305 --> 00:11:54,905 How can a mother even contemplate being away 184 00:11:54,931 --> 00:11:56,679 for weeks or months on a movie set 185 00:11:56,705 --> 00:11:58,780 when there's a baby girl depending on her? 186 00:11:59,578 --> 00:12:02,673 Cary, we have a lot of friends that balance children 187 00:12:02,699 --> 00:12:04,647 and their careers very successfully. 188 00:12:04,673 --> 00:12:07,233 Yeah, what other people do doesn't concern me. 189 00:12:07,974 --> 00:12:10,319 You want me to tell them I can't take the role? 190 00:12:10,632 --> 00:12:14,444 You wanted to be married, have a family. 191 00:12:14,470 --> 00:12:16,429 Well, now you have those things. 192 00:12:20,936 --> 00:12:23,069 I can do both. You do it. 193 00:12:23,095 --> 00:12:24,624 Don't be ridiculous! 194 00:12:28,471 --> 00:12:31,491 We have something special here, dear child. 195 00:12:32,483 --> 00:12:34,243 Let's not mess it up. 196 00:12:36,413 --> 00:12:37,983 Anybody know the movie? 197 00:12:38,009 --> 00:12:40,304 - Father Goose! - Thank you. 198 00:12:40,529 --> 00:12:42,358 You must be the two who bought a ticket. 199 00:12:42,960 --> 00:12:44,233 Yes. 200 00:12:44,760 --> 00:12:47,850 Father Goose, the first film I did after Jennifer was born. 201 00:12:47,876 --> 00:12:50,468 I grew whiskers, I played a drunken bum. 202 00:12:50,494 --> 00:12:52,577 I had a great time. Good stuff. 203 00:12:53,217 --> 00:12:56,889 But I was away for three months with a newborn baby. 204 00:12:59,588 --> 00:13:00,897 Shouldn't have gone. 205 00:13:01,846 --> 00:13:03,241 Bad timing. 206 00:13:30,450 --> 00:13:32,410 Hi. I missed you. 207 00:13:34,053 --> 00:13:35,434 Oh, dear. 208 00:13:35,974 --> 00:13:37,261 I'll go. 209 00:13:47,167 --> 00:13:49,182 Daddy's here, Daddy's... 210 00:13:49,208 --> 00:13:52,020 Oh, my God, look at the size of you, you're enormous! 211 00:13:52,046 --> 00:13:53,781 I love you so much. 212 00:13:53,807 --> 00:13:57,192 There you go. I've got you. That's better. There you go. 213 00:13:57,387 --> 00:13:58,654 Daddy loves you. 214 00:13:58,680 --> 00:14:01,184 Shall we do this later? You have Stanley coming over. 215 00:14:01,210 --> 00:14:02,705 Yeah, but I've got a few minutes. 216 00:14:02,800 --> 00:14:04,285 It's been a long time since we've done it. 217 00:14:04,311 --> 00:14:06,543 It's good to get back into old habits, don't you think? 218 00:14:06,701 --> 00:14:09,311 Wait, my cuttings. And I just need to get a glass of water. 219 00:14:09,337 --> 00:14:12,715 Oh, Dyan? Make sure you tighten the faucet properly, darling, 220 00:14:12,741 --> 00:14:14,121 so it doesn't drip. 221 00:14:14,289 --> 00:14:16,424 So, what's caught your eye in this week's news? 222 00:14:16,450 --> 00:14:17,970 Just a minute! 223 00:14:20,829 --> 00:14:24,762 There was one I thought that we could talk about. Where is it? 224 00:14:27,033 --> 00:14:28,832 - Here it is. - I'm listening. 225 00:14:29,512 --> 00:14:31,262 About Vietnam. 226 00:14:31,650 --> 00:14:35,035 "Eisenhower supports Nixon's criticisms of President Johnson." 227 00:14:35,061 --> 00:14:36,739 Yes, sounds very interesting. 228 00:14:36,765 --> 00:14:37,910 Go on. 229 00:14:38,256 --> 00:14:41,614 They criticise him for his hesitation, 230 00:14:41,640 --> 00:14:44,395 indecision and his timidity. 231 00:14:45,036 --> 00:14:46,543 And what do you think? 232 00:14:47,942 --> 00:14:49,348 Well, they're wrong. 233 00:14:51,106 --> 00:14:52,254 Why? 234 00:14:52,600 --> 00:14:55,887 Well, we already have too many soldiers over there 235 00:14:55,913 --> 00:14:57,568 and Nixon wants to increase the draft. 236 00:14:57,594 --> 00:14:59,223 The public won't stand for it. 237 00:14:59,249 --> 00:15:00,809 I completely disagree. 238 00:15:00,850 --> 00:15:02,372 Now is the time to be decisive. 239 00:15:02,398 --> 00:15:04,520 If we can overwhelm the North Vietnamese forces, 240 00:15:04,546 --> 00:15:06,306 we can have all the boys home for Christmas. 241 00:15:08,945 --> 00:15:10,793 I always seem to get it wrong, don't I? 242 00:15:10,908 --> 00:15:13,774 No, darling, there is no right or wrong. 243 00:15:13,994 --> 00:15:15,394 It's a discussion. 244 00:15:16,498 --> 00:15:17,832 Oh, there's Stanley. 245 00:15:18,999 --> 00:15:21,294 You're doing great. It's fun, isn't it? 246 00:15:21,530 --> 00:15:22,754 We'll carry on later. 247 00:15:58,097 --> 00:16:00,014 Oh, there you are. I was looking... 248 00:16:02,191 --> 00:16:04,154 Are you eating one of my Picnic bars? 249 00:16:05,889 --> 00:16:07,729 For fuck's sake, Dyan! 250 00:16:09,099 --> 00:16:10,756 I had them specially sent from England. 251 00:16:10,782 --> 00:16:12,599 They are incredibly hard to get hold of. 252 00:16:15,089 --> 00:16:16,249 Sorry. 253 00:16:30,580 --> 00:16:31,755 Come in. 254 00:16:34,404 --> 00:16:35,604 Thank you. 255 00:16:41,810 --> 00:16:43,795 - Thank you, Mae. - No problem. 256 00:16:48,454 --> 00:16:50,467 Oh, I'm... I haven't finished yet. 257 00:16:50,493 --> 00:16:52,264 - Okay. - Thanks. 258 00:16:54,165 --> 00:16:55,452 OK. 259 00:16:56,114 --> 00:16:59,346 "Thank you so much for the lovely cardigan for Jennifer," comma, 260 00:16:59,372 --> 00:17:02,608 "made all the more special because you knitted it yourself," full stop. 261 00:17:04,428 --> 00:17:08,248 "Its my favourite colour and it looks gorgeous on her," full stop. 262 00:17:08,342 --> 00:17:10,866 New line. "Sending best wishes," comma, 263 00:17:10,892 --> 00:17:13,631 "Dyan," comma, "Cary and Jennifer," full stop. 264 00:17:13,772 --> 00:17:15,053 Much better. 265 00:17:15,541 --> 00:17:19,581 It's my favourite colour. Missing an apostrophe. 266 00:17:20,780 --> 00:17:22,881 And "gorgeous" is... 267 00:17:23,065 --> 00:17:26,381 a strange adjective for an object, it's slightly bland. 268 00:17:31,689 --> 00:17:33,664 Hello, ladies! 269 00:17:33,760 --> 00:17:35,152 I'm home... 270 00:17:35,430 --> 00:17:37,496 from the coalface. Dyan? 271 00:17:39,244 --> 00:17:40,512 Dyan? 272 00:17:42,399 --> 00:17:43,639 Mae? 273 00:17:46,144 --> 00:17:47,424 Mae? 274 00:17:48,839 --> 00:17:50,279 Where's Dyan and Jennifer? 275 00:17:51,400 --> 00:17:53,400 I'm sorry, Mr Grant. 276 00:17:53,720 --> 00:17:55,280 Sorry about what? 277 00:18:43,133 --> 00:18:45,117 I haven't slept more than an hour. 278 00:18:45,732 --> 00:18:47,679 Haven't eaten in two days. 279 00:18:48,846 --> 00:18:50,585 I'll go and see her. 280 00:18:50,960 --> 00:18:53,023 I'll get her to agree to meet you. 281 00:18:56,651 --> 00:18:58,466 It's gone, Stanley. 282 00:18:58,835 --> 00:19:00,679 My whole life has gone. 283 00:19:01,988 --> 00:19:02,999 My whole... 284 00:19:04,547 --> 00:19:06,499 fucking life just... 285 00:19:08,425 --> 00:19:10,281 just gone. Destroyed it all. 286 00:19:11,394 --> 00:19:12,960 Like I always do. 287 00:19:20,885 --> 00:19:22,779 - Hi, Mr Grant. I'll show you in. - Nice to see you. 288 00:19:22,805 --> 00:19:24,002 Thank you. 289 00:19:26,632 --> 00:19:28,010 Thank you very much. 290 00:19:29,981 --> 00:19:31,159 Hi. 291 00:19:31,721 --> 00:19:32,862 Hi. 292 00:19:34,562 --> 00:19:37,369 - How are you? How's Jennifer? - She's fine. 293 00:19:38,643 --> 00:19:40,752 I have to see her, Dyan. 294 00:19:41,419 --> 00:19:44,127 - I need to see her. - You can come over tomorrow. 295 00:19:45,280 --> 00:19:46,705 I'll go for a walk. 296 00:19:47,965 --> 00:19:49,815 What, you can't be there too? 297 00:19:53,717 --> 00:19:56,479 God, you look beautiful. 298 00:19:57,462 --> 00:19:58,651 Really. 299 00:19:58,954 --> 00:20:00,807 Motherhood suits you. 300 00:20:02,329 --> 00:20:03,526 Thank you. 301 00:20:08,367 --> 00:20:11,284 Cary, you're always saying that I need to change and... 302 00:20:11,310 --> 00:20:14,252 Well, we all do. I mean, be open to change. 303 00:20:15,189 --> 00:20:18,737 You say that a lot and I have tried to change a lot. 304 00:20:18,763 --> 00:20:21,127 But what about you? Do you think you need to change? 305 00:20:21,267 --> 00:20:22,487 Well, I... 306 00:20:23,153 --> 00:20:25,504 Yes, I do. I think I... 307 00:20:25,530 --> 00:20:28,018 - I think I am. I think I have. - How? 308 00:20:29,477 --> 00:20:33,010 For years I wore a mask of my own making, 309 00:20:33,036 --> 00:20:36,051 and now, with you and Jennifer, I feel like I... 310 00:20:36,200 --> 00:20:39,510 I can... Well, we... we can breathe together and we can. 311 00:20:39,536 --> 00:20:42,362 I never had any trouble breathing before I met you, Cary. 312 00:20:46,110 --> 00:20:48,220 I guess I asked for that. Not now. 313 00:20:50,500 --> 00:20:53,760 Look, I was thinking that maybe it's... 314 00:20:54,792 --> 00:20:58,572 you know, high time we made a movie together, don't you think? 315 00:20:59,568 --> 00:21:03,359 I have a perfect script for us. It's called The Old Man And Me. 316 00:21:03,385 --> 00:21:06,299 A young American woman comes to London to conquer the arts scene. 317 00:21:06,325 --> 00:21:08,925 I don't need a role in one of your movies, Cary. 318 00:21:10,203 --> 00:21:13,541 I don't have another divorce in me, Dyan. Please. 319 00:21:14,600 --> 00:21:17,940 We could just start over, you know? 320 00:21:18,300 --> 00:21:20,860 I just want my family back together again. 321 00:21:22,915 --> 00:21:24,260 Do you love me? 322 00:21:25,049 --> 00:21:27,213 - Don't be silly. - Stop, just... 323 00:21:28,833 --> 00:21:31,073 Cary, right here, right now... 324 00:21:31,852 --> 00:21:33,260 do you love me? 325 00:21:33,955 --> 00:21:37,323 Me, just as I am right now? 326 00:21:52,199 --> 00:21:54,299 Thank you for being honest with me. 327 00:22:29,280 --> 00:22:32,535 We're delighted to have you here, Cary, truly we are. 328 00:22:32,853 --> 00:22:35,314 Well, it's very nice of you, but I'm sure the last thing you need 329 00:22:35,340 --> 00:22:38,557 is a miserable big cuckoo descended on your happy home. 330 00:22:38,583 --> 00:22:40,510 Stanley told me he didn't like the idea 331 00:22:40,536 --> 00:22:42,025 of you being on your own right now 332 00:22:42,051 --> 00:22:44,214 and I completely agree with him. 333 00:22:44,240 --> 00:22:46,947 You're welcome to stay as long as you want. 334 00:22:47,345 --> 00:22:49,674 Thank you both very much. 335 00:22:49,919 --> 00:22:52,455 I'll try and stay out of your way as much as I can. 336 00:22:56,319 --> 00:22:58,774 I haven't seen Jennifer for two weeks now. 337 00:22:58,800 --> 00:23:01,841 - It's driving me crazy. - What's Dyan saying? 338 00:23:02,966 --> 00:23:04,099 Nothing. 339 00:23:04,145 --> 00:23:06,335 I call her every day, multiple times. 340 00:23:06,474 --> 00:23:08,375 She won't even pick up the telephone. 341 00:23:08,400 --> 00:23:11,169 Not seeing my daughter's like having a leg removed. 342 00:23:11,206 --> 00:23:14,020 I don't see why she'd be used as a weapon against me. 343 00:23:14,455 --> 00:23:17,341 And don't fold the collar in half, it's shaped. 344 00:23:26,382 --> 00:23:27,974 Hello, is Dyan there, please? 345 00:23:28,248 --> 00:23:29,560 'Not right now.' 346 00:23:30,742 --> 00:23:31,833 Hello? 347 00:23:32,641 --> 00:23:34,442 Yes, can I speak to Dyan, please? 348 00:23:42,651 --> 00:23:44,208 Have you finished? 349 00:23:44,455 --> 00:23:46,224 If you're not going to eat it, I will. 350 00:23:52,186 --> 00:23:54,700 Waste not want not, remember? 351 00:24:00,872 --> 00:24:02,160 No, well, she... 352 00:24:03,175 --> 00:24:04,591 I understand. 353 00:24:05,323 --> 00:24:06,442 Dyan. 354 00:24:06,584 --> 00:24:08,224 Because she's my wife. 355 00:24:10,741 --> 00:24:13,036 Stickiness in the air, don't you think? 356 00:24:13,062 --> 00:24:14,277 Damn! 357 00:24:14,303 --> 00:24:15,497 Is that...? 358 00:24:16,112 --> 00:24:19,847 What's it like having a movie star for a house guest? 359 00:24:20,200 --> 00:24:21,591 Well, it's... 360 00:24:21,747 --> 00:24:23,903 - Mary, I... - Oh, oh, Cary. 361 00:24:23,929 --> 00:24:26,384 This is my friend, Lucy Cartwright. 362 00:24:26,410 --> 00:24:29,013 Pleased to make your acquaintance, Lucy Cartwright. 363 00:24:32,037 --> 00:24:33,278 How do you do? 364 00:24:33,679 --> 00:24:36,505 I was in your pantry and you've got seven jars of mustard 365 00:24:36,531 --> 00:24:38,186 in various stages of usage. 366 00:24:38,240 --> 00:24:41,215 Oh, thank you, Cary. I'll get on to that this afternoon. 367 00:24:41,240 --> 00:24:43,380 I've consolidated them into one and washed the others. 368 00:24:43,406 --> 00:24:44,849 Don't throw them away, they're useful. 369 00:24:44,875 --> 00:24:46,610 - Thank you. - You're welcome. 370 00:24:47,218 --> 00:24:48,993 I'll get to start on the ketchups. 371 00:24:49,019 --> 00:24:50,299 Thank you. 372 00:24:55,985 --> 00:24:58,435 That's what it's like. 373 00:25:08,300 --> 00:25:09,810 Fox residence. 374 00:25:10,922 --> 00:25:13,763 Cary, it's for you. It's Dyan. 375 00:25:16,411 --> 00:25:17,622 Yes? 376 00:25:18,680 --> 00:25:20,974 Yes. No, no, no, I was... We were just... 377 00:25:21,228 --> 00:25:22,341 OK. 378 00:25:22,922 --> 00:25:24,937 OK, yeah. No, that's fine. 379 00:25:25,400 --> 00:25:26,560 Well... 380 00:25:27,222 --> 00:25:28,779 Well, certainly I can. 381 00:25:29,377 --> 00:25:31,692 Well... Yes. 382 00:25:32,368 --> 00:25:34,044 Well, no. Thank you. 383 00:25:39,976 --> 00:25:42,185 Well, looks like I'm going home for the weekend. 384 00:25:43,665 --> 00:25:45,474 I can have Jennifer by myself. 385 00:25:45,500 --> 00:25:46,865 Oh, thank God! 386 00:25:46,891 --> 00:25:49,298 I mean, thank God you can have Jennifer. 387 00:25:49,324 --> 00:25:51,341 I'm so pleased for you. 388 00:25:56,587 --> 00:25:58,042 - Hi. - Hi. 389 00:25:58,372 --> 00:25:59,625 She's asleep. 390 00:26:00,853 --> 00:26:02,040 I'll take her. 391 00:26:02,858 --> 00:26:05,282 - Great. - Here. 392 00:26:05,464 --> 00:26:07,438 - Want to come in for a bit? - No. 393 00:26:08,062 --> 00:26:09,805 I assume Mae's here to help? 394 00:26:09,831 --> 00:26:12,672 No, no. It's just... it's just us two for the weekend. 395 00:26:13,129 --> 00:26:15,821 Well, I'm only a phone call away if you need me. 396 00:26:16,016 --> 00:26:18,211 And I'll be here to get her on Sunday night. 397 00:26:20,551 --> 00:26:21,711 OK. 398 00:26:23,764 --> 00:26:24,922 Thanks. 399 00:26:30,045 --> 00:26:32,820 If you don't eat, you won't grown up to be a big girl! 400 00:26:33,282 --> 00:26:34,452 Don't cry. 401 00:26:34,534 --> 00:26:36,704 It's just food, darling. It's just... 402 00:26:39,194 --> 00:26:40,594 Oh, I know! 403 00:26:41,973 --> 00:26:43,293 Who's that? 404 00:26:44,775 --> 00:26:46,270 Quack-quack here. 405 00:26:46,403 --> 00:26:47,963 Quack-quack there. 406 00:26:49,675 --> 00:26:51,868 Oh, that's very loud, darling. Don't like that. 407 00:26:54,557 --> 00:26:56,997 Oh, hold on. Wait, wait, wait. 408 00:26:58,637 --> 00:27:01,016 Oh, my God! 409 00:27:01,258 --> 00:27:05,204 Oh, what's that? The answer to all our problems. 410 00:27:05,259 --> 00:27:07,438 I know, my darling. 411 00:27:09,284 --> 00:27:10,852 Here we go. 412 00:27:11,444 --> 00:27:14,399 All right, all hands on deck, I'm going in! 413 00:27:29,166 --> 00:27:32,155 I used a different brand of diaper on her. 414 00:27:32,248 --> 00:27:34,288 Much better for her skin. I can send you some if you like. 415 00:27:34,314 --> 00:27:36,034 I have diapers. 416 00:27:37,423 --> 00:27:38,943 I'll see you in two weeks. 417 00:27:40,082 --> 00:27:41,725 I missed you. 418 00:27:44,267 --> 00:27:45,717 Cary... 419 00:27:46,392 --> 00:27:50,155 So you heard it from me, I'll be filing divorce papers this week. 420 00:28:18,657 --> 00:28:22,049 - Mr Grant? Mr Fox is here. - Thank you, Mae. 421 00:28:23,502 --> 00:28:25,424 - Cary. - Stanley. 422 00:28:25,450 --> 00:28:27,424 Shouldn't you be getting showered and dressed? 423 00:28:27,450 --> 00:28:28,830 I... I'm... 424 00:28:29,143 --> 00:28:30,721 I'm not sure I'm gonna come. 425 00:28:31,526 --> 00:28:32,658 What? 426 00:28:32,684 --> 00:28:34,885 I'm not attending the proceedings. 427 00:28:41,179 --> 00:28:45,034 Cary, you need to be there, you need to defend yourself. 428 00:28:45,060 --> 00:28:46,947 This isn't like the other ones. 429 00:28:47,182 --> 00:28:50,166 - She's going in hard. - How hard? 430 00:28:50,812 --> 00:28:52,587 That you were very controlling. 431 00:28:52,613 --> 00:28:54,674 Her career, her clothes, her make-up. 432 00:28:55,021 --> 00:28:57,549 What she ate, baby milk. 433 00:28:58,356 --> 00:28:59,682 The dog. 434 00:29:00,200 --> 00:29:01,695 You got rid of her dog. 435 00:29:01,721 --> 00:29:02,841 Dog. 436 00:29:04,298 --> 00:29:05,674 Anything else? 437 00:29:09,109 --> 00:29:11,380 She's going to bring up the LSD. 438 00:29:12,266 --> 00:29:14,872 That I took it during therapy or...? 439 00:29:15,457 --> 00:29:16,617 No. 440 00:29:17,684 --> 00:29:19,505 That you made her take it. 441 00:29:21,618 --> 00:29:23,393 I honestly believed it would help, 442 00:29:23,560 --> 00:29:25,240 help us to stay together. 443 00:29:28,382 --> 00:29:30,997 - Fucking mess! - Well, that's divorce. 444 00:29:31,200 --> 00:29:32,960 It's always messy. 445 00:29:34,327 --> 00:29:35,747 When we married, 446 00:29:35,858 --> 00:29:39,044 Mary told me there will be no divorce in this house. 447 00:29:39,435 --> 00:29:42,310 There may be a hunting accident in the kitchen, but no divorce. 448 00:29:42,336 --> 00:29:45,614 No. No. I'm not coming. 449 00:29:46,100 --> 00:29:48,490 - I think you should reconsider. - No. 450 00:29:48,956 --> 00:29:51,185 Thank you, Stanley, but no. 451 00:29:51,419 --> 00:29:55,153 I think it's best if this thing blows over as quickly as possible. 452 00:29:55,440 --> 00:29:56,982 I don't want Jennifer reading some 453 00:29:57,008 --> 00:29:59,368 "she said, he said" version in a few years. 454 00:30:01,672 --> 00:30:02,887 I can't. 455 00:30:03,280 --> 00:30:04,521 You go. 456 00:30:05,145 --> 00:30:06,480 I'm staying here. 457 00:30:15,457 --> 00:30:18,967 I read about the settlement in the newspapers. 458 00:30:20,121 --> 00:30:22,194 That's another one on the payroll. 459 00:30:24,440 --> 00:30:26,775 How many ex-wives are you bankrolling? 460 00:30:26,800 --> 00:30:27,951 Too many. 461 00:30:27,977 --> 00:30:30,217 I can afford it. Thank you, Mother. 462 00:30:31,275 --> 00:30:33,717 You're weak, just like your father. 463 00:30:35,370 --> 00:30:39,819 I thought he was a wonderful husband, perfect family man. 464 00:30:40,264 --> 00:30:42,575 I know exactly what he was. 465 00:30:42,787 --> 00:30:44,334 And what he did. 466 00:30:47,904 --> 00:30:49,819 I'm not stupid. I know... 467 00:30:50,450 --> 00:30:53,850 I know Eric isn't your cousin, I know he's your half-brother. 468 00:30:54,920 --> 00:30:58,135 No doubt his slut of a mother is still out there somewhere. 469 00:30:58,160 --> 00:31:00,639 I just thank God I've no idea who she is. 470 00:31:04,160 --> 00:31:06,537 I assume Elias finally told you where I was? 471 00:31:06,563 --> 00:31:07,978 I didn't know! 472 00:31:08,513 --> 00:31:10,279 I mean, I had no idea. 473 00:31:10,415 --> 00:31:12,373 You have to believe me. I thought you... 474 00:31:13,712 --> 00:31:15,087 He told me you were dead. 475 00:31:15,736 --> 00:31:17,483 I might as well have been. 476 00:31:19,520 --> 00:31:22,319 I don't want you to come any more, Archie. 477 00:31:22,920 --> 00:31:25,491 - It's too upsetting. - No. No, no. 478 00:31:25,516 --> 00:31:26,707 Mum, please. 479 00:31:26,733 --> 00:31:28,186 I'm sorry. 480 00:31:28,498 --> 00:31:30,347 I'm sorry, it wasn't my fault. 481 00:31:30,373 --> 00:31:32,272 I'm sorry for all of it, for everything. 482 00:31:32,298 --> 00:31:34,491 I waited all those years for you, 483 00:31:35,143 --> 00:31:36,819 and then when you did come, 484 00:31:37,491 --> 00:31:38,959 you didn't want me. 485 00:31:41,080 --> 00:31:43,100 I missed you so much. 486 00:31:43,549 --> 00:31:45,069 Every day I... 487 00:31:46,439 --> 00:31:48,479 I thought about you every day. 488 00:31:50,200 --> 00:31:51,592 And, eventually, I... 489 00:31:52,936 --> 00:31:55,735 I built something for myself. 490 00:31:55,760 --> 00:31:57,803 You know, a new life. 491 00:31:59,480 --> 00:32:00,655 Yeah. 492 00:32:01,783 --> 00:32:04,023 And there was no place for me in it. 493 00:32:06,742 --> 00:32:08,022 I'm sorry. 494 00:32:22,510 --> 00:32:23,797 What a good girl. 495 00:32:23,823 --> 00:32:26,110 She's such a good girl. She's missed you. 496 00:32:26,200 --> 00:32:27,875 Hi! Hey! 497 00:32:29,465 --> 00:32:31,243 - Hello, my darling. - Who's that? 498 00:32:31,458 --> 00:32:33,336 - Who's that? - Hi, hi. 499 00:32:34,305 --> 00:32:36,430 We heard you on the radio the other day. 500 00:32:36,680 --> 00:32:38,743 She got so excited hearing your voice. 501 00:32:41,127 --> 00:32:44,902 Listen, Cary, I've been offered the lead in a play on Broadway. 502 00:32:45,240 --> 00:32:46,547 On Broadway? 503 00:32:46,573 --> 00:32:49,555 So, I'll have to be in New York for a couple of months. 504 00:32:49,581 --> 00:32:50,946 And I was... 505 00:32:51,165 --> 00:32:54,460 gonna hire a nanny, but then I thought that Jennifer 506 00:32:54,657 --> 00:32:55,946 would much rather be with you. 507 00:32:55,972 --> 00:32:58,027 Obviously, I'm gonna miss her so much, but... 508 00:32:58,080 --> 00:33:00,513 if you want to have her, then... 509 00:33:00,539 --> 00:33:02,782 Maybe it's a stupid idea, you're probably busy, but I... 510 00:33:02,808 --> 00:33:04,462 Yes. Yes! 511 00:33:05,640 --> 00:33:07,775 You don't have a movie coming up or something? 512 00:33:07,800 --> 00:33:10,094 There's something, but, no, it doesn't matter. 513 00:33:10,120 --> 00:33:12,766 I don't want the studio getting mad at me because you pulled out. 514 00:33:12,792 --> 00:33:15,662 The studio can go take a hike. You, you go to New York. 515 00:33:15,688 --> 00:33:16,993 You can pursue your career. 516 00:33:17,019 --> 00:33:19,394 I'm very happy to be a stay-at-home dad. 517 00:33:19,640 --> 00:33:21,657 Well, I know how much Jennifer would like it. 518 00:33:21,683 --> 00:33:23,938 And I want her for two weeks in the middle of the run 519 00:33:23,964 --> 00:33:25,813 and I'll be back and forth the whole time. 520 00:33:25,880 --> 00:33:27,969 Fine. Of course. 521 00:33:29,094 --> 00:33:31,500 Thank you, Dyan. Thank you. 522 00:33:33,202 --> 00:33:35,442 OK? You want to go see Daddy? 523 00:33:37,795 --> 00:33:40,180 Thank you. I know, my angel. 524 00:33:40,206 --> 00:33:43,547 Shall we say goodbye to Mummy? Yeah, let's say, "Bye, Mum!" 525 00:33:44,181 --> 00:33:45,421 Bye, Mum. 526 00:33:46,011 --> 00:33:47,211 OK. 527 00:33:47,729 --> 00:33:50,485 You enjoy New York. We're gonna have a great time. 528 00:33:50,616 --> 00:33:52,500 You're at the peak of your career. 529 00:33:52,526 --> 00:33:54,046 You have so much to give! 530 00:33:55,461 --> 00:33:58,876 There are so many awards to be won. 531 00:33:59,596 --> 00:34:03,563 So much more creative satisfaction to be had. 532 00:34:04,174 --> 00:34:06,629 So much more money to be made. 533 00:34:06,655 --> 00:34:08,719 Stanley, there's no amount of money in the world 534 00:34:08,745 --> 00:34:10,560 that could compensate for this. 535 00:34:11,086 --> 00:34:12,703 Hitch has been on the phone. 536 00:34:13,124 --> 00:34:14,388 Billy Wilder. 537 00:34:14,539 --> 00:34:16,985 God! They all want to make movies with you. 538 00:34:17,011 --> 00:34:18,274 Do you mind? 539 00:34:23,366 --> 00:34:25,078 No. Thank you. 540 00:34:25,104 --> 00:34:26,479 I've made my decision, 541 00:34:26,505 --> 00:34:28,040 I'm not going back. 542 00:34:28,461 --> 00:34:32,149 I got lots of offers to come out of retirement, I still do. 543 00:34:32,560 --> 00:34:34,821 But me getting out of the business coincided 544 00:34:34,847 --> 00:34:37,902 with my ex-wife becoming something of a hot property. 545 00:34:37,990 --> 00:34:40,641 Which meant I got to spend more time with Jennifer. 546 00:34:40,944 --> 00:34:43,672 Are you ready? Tilt your head back. Tilt your head back slightly. 547 00:34:43,775 --> 00:34:45,055 And go! 548 00:34:45,081 --> 00:34:46,469 Where'd it go? 549 00:34:47,080 --> 00:34:48,455 Have you swallowed it? 550 00:34:48,581 --> 00:34:50,000 Who is that? 551 00:34:50,119 --> 00:34:52,555 - Sara. - Oh, Sara! Oh, well... 552 00:34:52,581 --> 00:34:55,274 Hello, Sara, my name is Hermione and... 553 00:34:55,300 --> 00:34:57,155 and my favourite thing in the world to do 554 00:34:57,243 --> 00:35:00,016 is to drink Darjeeling tea out of bone China cups. 555 00:35:00,042 --> 00:35:01,368 Would you care to join me? 556 00:35:01,394 --> 00:35:03,414 Yes, I would care to! 557 00:35:08,520 --> 00:35:11,422 Excuse me, your ladyship! I'm terribly sorry. 558 00:35:17,334 --> 00:35:18,816 Do you mind? 559 00:35:18,981 --> 00:35:20,200 Honestly. 560 00:35:20,413 --> 00:35:22,452 The place is falling apart. 561 00:35:23,820 --> 00:35:26,362 I've been called many things in my life. 562 00:35:26,587 --> 00:35:27,654 Skinflint. 563 00:35:27,680 --> 00:35:30,136 I don't think you're a skinflint, Cary! 564 00:35:30,619 --> 00:35:33,230 No, no, no, I quite like being called a skinflint. 565 00:35:33,256 --> 00:35:34,909 I'm careful with my money. 566 00:35:34,935 --> 00:35:37,374 I've also been accused of being gay. 567 00:35:37,566 --> 00:35:38,995 I have to tell you, 568 00:35:39,021 --> 00:35:42,675 I don't consider either of those an insult of any kind. 569 00:35:45,026 --> 00:35:46,917 What was difficult to get used to 570 00:35:46,943 --> 00:35:49,808 was not being called an actor any more. 571 00:35:49,880 --> 00:35:53,360 After 50 years, it was kind of strange. 572 00:35:55,360 --> 00:35:57,026 Well, I didn't stop working. 573 00:35:57,052 --> 00:35:59,605 I had a new mouth to feed, after all. 574 00:36:00,755 --> 00:36:02,347 I did some business. 575 00:36:02,373 --> 00:36:05,094 A friend of mind offered me a directorship of a company 576 00:36:05,120 --> 00:36:07,775 that dealt with perfumes and cosmetics. 577 00:36:07,800 --> 00:36:12,331 And that is why, a few years ago, I found myself in London. 578 00:36:14,897 --> 00:36:17,050 This just isn't good enough, Miss Harris. 579 00:36:17,240 --> 00:36:19,745 There's no car booked for Bristol tonight. 580 00:36:19,920 --> 00:36:21,972 It's not on the itinerary 581 00:36:22,162 --> 00:36:23,737 and I have to go and see my mother. 582 00:36:23,763 --> 00:36:26,050 She's elderly and it's very important to me. 583 00:36:26,205 --> 00:36:29,339 OK. Well... how about this? 584 00:36:29,365 --> 00:36:32,612 Tomorrow, I have to drive down to see my family in Bath 585 00:36:32,638 --> 00:36:35,183 and I would be happy, as I am doing the PR, 586 00:36:35,209 --> 00:36:37,824 to personally drop you off in Bristol on the way 587 00:36:37,850 --> 00:36:40,505 and bring you back here two days later. 588 00:36:40,531 --> 00:36:43,300 How about that, door-to-door service? 589 00:36:44,170 --> 00:36:47,612 I went to market today and I bought a Ferrari, 590 00:36:47,638 --> 00:36:50,214 a cucumber, a Zeppelin, a powdered wig, 591 00:36:50,240 --> 00:36:52,612 a pair of smelly socks, a piece of... 592 00:36:53,080 --> 00:36:54,823 No, no, no! 593 00:36:54,849 --> 00:36:56,824 No, no, no, no, I know what it is! 594 00:36:56,850 --> 00:36:58,706 It's, it's world peace! 595 00:36:58,732 --> 00:37:00,167 It's world peace, a flagon of rum, 596 00:37:00,193 --> 00:37:03,214 a flame thrower, a ventriloquist, gold watch... 597 00:37:03,240 --> 00:37:04,878 - No, no! - It is a gold watch! 598 00:37:04,904 --> 00:37:07,409 A ventriloquist's dummy! 599 00:37:07,542 --> 00:37:08,633 Balls. 600 00:37:08,659 --> 00:37:11,370 - I win again. - There's some kind of cheating going on here. 601 00:37:11,396 --> 00:37:15,464 - Just accept I have the better memory! - Absolutely not! Nil-nil. 602 00:37:15,490 --> 00:37:16,972 Fine, one more time. 603 00:37:17,163 --> 00:37:18,603 Are you hungry? 604 00:37:19,890 --> 00:37:21,612 Yes, I am, actually. 605 00:37:23,097 --> 00:37:24,823 Fancy some fish and chips? 606 00:37:28,120 --> 00:37:29,464 Mother! 607 00:37:29,869 --> 00:37:31,245 Hello! 608 00:37:34,370 --> 00:37:35,753 Oh, there you are. 609 00:37:39,066 --> 00:37:40,237 Hello. 610 00:37:41,144 --> 00:37:42,493 Elias? 611 00:37:42,727 --> 00:37:44,876 - Is that you? - No, dear. 612 00:37:46,161 --> 00:37:48,891 Elias, come and sit with me. 613 00:37:53,054 --> 00:37:55,422 I've missed you so much. 614 00:37:57,251 --> 00:38:00,594 You've no need to go to her any more, I can change. 615 00:38:00,620 --> 00:38:03,835 I can give you everything you need here at home 616 00:38:03,861 --> 00:38:06,001 with our beautiful boys. 617 00:38:09,087 --> 00:38:11,758 Can you hold me, Elias? 618 00:38:12,800 --> 00:38:15,455 Oh, put your arms around me. 619 00:38:15,480 --> 00:38:17,640 You are my only one. 620 00:38:19,183 --> 00:38:22,626 I should never have let you out of my sight. 621 00:38:23,552 --> 00:38:26,235 I'm right here. I'm not going anywhere. 622 00:38:38,937 --> 00:38:40,837 'Shortly before she died, 623 00:38:40,863 --> 00:38:43,837 'my mother instructed me to dye my hair black.' 624 00:38:44,314 --> 00:38:46,188 When I asked her why, she said, 625 00:38:46,214 --> 00:38:48,008 "Because you're making me look old." 626 00:38:48,708 --> 00:38:50,579 She was 95. 627 00:38:51,680 --> 00:38:55,493 'She was a small, fierce woman whose approval, whose love, 628 00:38:55,519 --> 00:38:57,899 'I tried my entire life to win.' 629 00:38:58,600 --> 00:39:00,337 And failed. 630 00:39:01,880 --> 00:39:03,477 'Did she love me?' 631 00:39:08,964 --> 00:39:11,672 She loved Archie, I know that. 632 00:39:14,456 --> 00:39:17,911 'Whether it was approval or mostly disapproval, 633 00:39:18,280 --> 00:39:21,282 'she had something to say about everything I did.' 634 00:39:23,673 --> 00:39:28,047 Sorry, this has turned into rather an amateur therapy session. 635 00:39:28,143 --> 00:39:30,922 Not my intention, and I'm sorry, but... 636 00:39:31,787 --> 00:39:34,824 let me tell you anyway, the advice from Dr Cary, 637 00:39:34,850 --> 00:39:38,782 accumulated after 82 rocky years, is really simple. 638 00:39:40,719 --> 00:39:43,422 Leave the past in the past where it belongs. 639 00:39:44,498 --> 00:39:46,024 If you're not careful... 640 00:39:47,040 --> 00:39:48,485 it becomes a trap, 641 00:39:48,511 --> 00:39:51,790 one that is almost impossible to escape from. 642 00:39:53,698 --> 00:39:54,818 Almost. 643 00:39:55,563 --> 00:39:56,813 Thank God. 644 00:40:01,640 --> 00:40:05,235 So, the key to War And Peace is that Tolstoy was mixing 645 00:40:05,261 --> 00:40:08,716 a fictional narrative with actual history and philosophy. 646 00:40:08,793 --> 00:40:11,063 If you get stuck, come and get me. 647 00:40:11,920 --> 00:40:14,719 I'll put that in the essay. Thanks, Barbara. 648 00:40:14,860 --> 00:40:17,532 - I can't wait to read it! - No playing records, please! 649 00:40:17,558 --> 00:40:19,653 Homework first, young lady! 650 00:40:19,792 --> 00:40:21,578 Yes? You hear me? 651 00:40:26,422 --> 00:40:27,717 Thank you. 652 00:40:28,040 --> 00:40:29,951 - For what? - Oh, for... 653 00:40:30,185 --> 00:40:33,123 just making life so... so easy. 654 00:40:34,302 --> 00:40:37,403 You are doing a wonderful job raising her. 655 00:40:37,568 --> 00:40:38,639 Dyan too. 656 00:40:38,665 --> 00:40:40,826 Yeah, we do our best, I'll own that. 657 00:40:40,852 --> 00:40:42,787 If it's not too swanky to say. 658 00:40:56,460 --> 00:40:57,811 It's just bliss. 659 00:40:58,530 --> 00:40:59,686 All of it. 660 00:41:01,441 --> 00:41:04,678 I was just thinking, I have so much more energy than I've had in years. 661 00:41:05,600 --> 00:41:07,295 I'm getting so much more sleep. 662 00:41:07,528 --> 00:41:09,748 Neither of us are party animals, are we? 663 00:41:11,298 --> 00:41:12,537 Not any more. 664 00:41:17,309 --> 00:41:19,223 You know I love you, 665 00:41:19,740 --> 00:41:22,818 but I... but I could never marry you. 666 00:41:23,075 --> 00:41:24,850 Who said I wanted you to? 667 00:41:24,977 --> 00:41:28,802 It's just that, that's when everything starts going wrong. 668 00:41:28,836 --> 00:41:30,982 - Marry her! - Marry her! 669 00:41:31,733 --> 00:41:33,468 What? I can't! 670 00:41:34,040 --> 00:41:35,701 I'm sorry! 671 00:41:40,299 --> 00:41:45,149 Cary, yes, it would be nice to be your wife... 672 00:41:46,324 --> 00:41:48,985 but I'm perfectly happy as we are. 673 00:41:49,593 --> 00:41:50,687 OK? 674 00:41:51,330 --> 00:41:52,734 I am sorry. 675 00:42:09,140 --> 00:42:14,178 'Over the years, I assiduously gathered precious things. 676 00:42:14,675 --> 00:42:18,115 'So frightened of losing them, I kept them in a fireproof vault! 677 00:42:20,099 --> 00:42:24,076 'And I was standing there, amongst my treasure... 678 00:42:24,844 --> 00:42:26,826 'when I realised the truth. 679 00:42:34,837 --> 00:42:36,693 'I wanted to tell you that I've... 680 00:42:37,223 --> 00:42:39,060 fallen in love with Barbara. 681 00:42:39,403 --> 00:42:40,974 'She makes me very happy. 682 00:42:41,834 --> 00:42:43,779 'And I want to make her happy.' 683 00:42:48,641 --> 00:42:51,717 You are the most important person in the world to me. 684 00:42:52,562 --> 00:42:54,740 And nothing's ever gonna change that. 685 00:42:56,656 --> 00:42:59,084 But I want to know what you felt first. 686 00:43:01,278 --> 00:43:02,584 So I'm... 687 00:43:04,121 --> 00:43:06,350 I'm thinking of asking her to marry me. 688 00:43:11,886 --> 00:43:13,781 Is it that bad an idea? 689 00:43:13,994 --> 00:43:15,102 No. 690 00:43:15,644 --> 00:43:18,524 I'm crying because I'm happy, Daddy. 691 00:43:19,281 --> 00:43:23,161 I love Barbara and I think you'll be wonderful for each other. 692 00:43:26,295 --> 00:43:27,876 Thank you, sweetheart. 693 00:43:29,487 --> 00:43:31,196 That means the world to me. 694 00:43:36,232 --> 00:43:39,007 So I asked Barbara to marry me and... 695 00:43:39,164 --> 00:43:42,290 to my delight and relief, she said yes. 696 00:43:42,753 --> 00:43:44,594 She's here tonight actually. 697 00:43:44,760 --> 00:43:46,649 There with my beautiful daughter. 698 00:43:46,826 --> 00:43:48,001 There. 699 00:43:51,450 --> 00:43:55,160 To this day, I spent most of my life wondering 700 00:43:55,641 --> 00:43:57,308 who I was supposed to be. 701 00:43:57,866 --> 00:44:00,266 Was I Archie? Was I Cary? 702 00:44:01,024 --> 00:44:03,277 What was real? What wasn't? 703 00:44:04,808 --> 00:44:07,023 Well, I introduced them to each other quite recently 704 00:44:07,049 --> 00:44:09,089 and they got on like a house on fire. 705 00:44:10,498 --> 00:44:12,593 But the point is, it doesn't matter. 706 00:44:12,907 --> 00:44:15,472 You can call me whatever you like now. 707 00:44:15,978 --> 00:44:18,298 I know exactly who I am. 708 00:44:20,457 --> 00:44:22,722 I'm Barbara Harris's husband. 709 00:44:23,822 --> 00:44:25,293 And most of all, 710 00:44:26,200 --> 00:44:31,240 I'm Jennifer Dyan Grant's dad. 711 00:44:32,355 --> 00:44:36,644 I belong somewhere and I always will. 712 00:44:39,695 --> 00:44:43,621 Everything is copacetic. 713 00:44:46,040 --> 00:44:47,847 Look it up in the dictionary. 714 00:44:50,750 --> 00:44:54,738 And I wish you all the same peace of mind. 715 00:44:58,771 --> 00:45:01,051 I think I hear my exit music. 716 00:45:06,313 --> 00:45:07,426 Thank you. 717 00:46:13,332 --> 00:46:16,244 _ 718 00:46:16,270 --> 00:46:19,383 _ 719 00:46:19,409 --> 00:46:22,618 _ 720 00:46:22,644 --> 00:46:26,206 _ 721 00:46:30,496 --> 00:46:34,055 _ 722 00:46:34,081 --> 00:46:37,704 _ 723 00:46:37,730 --> 00:46:41,698 _ 724 00:46:41,989 --> 00:46:51,909 www.subtitulamos.tv