We would give children anything at Christmas...
..their passing fancies or their hearts' desires,
their frenzied crazes or the things they yearn for.
We want to fill their hands because it fills our hearts.
That is the secret of grown-ups everywhere.
Oh, sorry. Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry. Sorry!
Vi!
This is a bit of a quick turnaround, Fred.
I mean, what are you going to do if any of the children recognise you?
I'm just going to have to fall back on the truth
and tell them I'm one of his helpers!
Fred!
Oh!
Mummy!
Oh! There's my girl!
Now, what do you say to Auntie Vera?
Thank you for looking after me for so long.
Oh! Make sure you come and see me.
She will. We both will.
Happy Christmas.
Come on, Mummy!
Happy Christmas to you, too!
Good lad. Good lads, come on.
Good afternoon, Fred!
Afternoon, Sister...
Mummy! It's even got a kettle, just as Sister Veronica promised.
It was a duplicate wedding present.
Oh! There's also an alarm clock.
Also a...duplicate wedding present.
So you can get up early and make your mother a cup of tea!
Sister Julienne, I can't thank you enough for all of this.
Once we had persuaded you to stay with us,
it was the only living arrangement that seemed to make sense.
One can only marvel that it was not thought of sooner!
Indeed.
And that was my omission.
You've had the eviction notice.
I don't like the look of that.
Mr Aylward?
I'd thought the bailiffs would have been and gone by now.
There's a lady in the basement of number 11 who's being moved
to a geriatric hospital. It's taken all afternoon
to persuade her out of her armchair.
All cellar dwellings are to be evacuated and boarded up.
Those rooms are structurally unsafe.
I only found out we owned these a few months ago.
I'm not leaving till I've seen Nigel! Who's Nigel, Mrs Sleaman?
If you give me a telephone number, perhaps I can call him for you.
He's a cat. He was down there all along. Nearly had me eye out!
Ohhh! Oh, bless you. Oh, you're a good boy, aren't you?
I don't think he's any more keen to leave than you are.
We've been through some times together.
If ever you're passing...
..he wouldn't say no to a tin of pilchards.
Sir! Erm, can I leave this with you? I've left Jonty sitting in the car.
Of course. You must go. Thank you.
Good evening, Nurse Crane.
Just my usual evening call of inquiry!
We've had no births on the district as yet today.
And it is Nurse Aylward's second day back at work after her honeymoon.
This morning we spent 25 minutes...
..looking at wedding photographs in the clinical room.
If I hadn't been sent on this infernal refresher course,
she could have had longer off!
Indeed. But refresher courses, however ill-timed, have their uses.
We must have every credential in order
before the trainee midwives arrive in March.
And March will be upon us before we know it.
I've a few new thoughts for my list of concerns. Mm.
Please, Mr Sharma! If you don't open the door, we'll have to force entry,
and I don't want to have to do that.
You will force nothing! This is my home!
Please, sir.
I know this is your home.
But all these cellar dwellings have to be boarded up.
The electricity and water have already been disconnected.
You called me sir...
..and I shall do so likewise.
Sir...I am leaving of my own accord.
No enforcement is required.
Do you have somewhere to go?
Yes. I can find my way.
Board it up.
What is asparagus, anyway?
Well, it's...it's greens, basically.
Ugh!
You can "ugh" all you like,
but it's one of the most popular items in the Christmas Club boxes.
People tick the forms for either... asparagus or sherry consomme,
a coconut or a pineapple.
Hello! Happy Christmas! Hello!
What can I do for you, Mrs Turner? The children were wondering
if there was anything in tonight's papers about Apollo 8.
Not half! The Gazette's full of it again.
You would have thought they were launching it from Poplar,
not from Florida! Can I please have some glue for my scrapbook?
Yes, treacle, it's just down there,
on that stand in front of the comics. I've never seen a child
so besotted with the space race!
Her teacher has promised her house points
if she takes the scrapbook in after Christmas.
I reckon it's a nice thing for them to be mad about.
I mean, what else have they got to watch on telly, eh?
Biafra. Oh! Don't even get me started on that Blue Peter appeal!
I've sent two parcels of old clothes off already.
Aw!
Here, you can have the paper on the house. Oh, thank you!
The glue will be a shilling.
Of course it is.
There we go.
There you go, children.
Hello, Daddy! Ah, hello, Daddy.
In we pop.
Your obsession with giving things away
is going to be the death of me.
Or very possibly this business!
Oh, have a heart, Vi! Reggie, go and put the "closed" sign up.
And then I want you to help me hang this notice up in the window.
What's all this, then?
For every ten Christmas Club boxes,
we are donating one free of charge to a deserving local resident.
Just because I know about business
doesn't mean to say that I don't know how to love my neighbour!
That's it! Thank you, Jonty. Watch Daddy!
All right...
Oh! Beautiful!
Now it's time for our newest resident
to place her letter to Father Christmas in the grate.
I wrote "NEW ADDRESS" in capitals, next to Nonnatus House.
AND underlined it, so Santa doesn't get mixed up!
If we're lucky and the elves come tonight,
it'll be on its way to the North Pole by morning.
Timothy says he wants driving gloves,
because he's passed his driving test,
and the new LP by the Kinks.
His money's run out. I don't think Father Christmas brings records.
Hmm, I think you'll find his elves
are up-to-date with ALL the modern trends.
He won't have a problem with roller-skates for May
or a telescope for Angela, either.
How do you spell tortoise?
Father Christmas doesn't bring tortoises.
It's too cold in the North Pole.
I want a tortoise!
Is Colette asleep? Out like a light.
Father Christmas hasn't collected the letters from the fireplace yet.
I wondered if we might be forgiven
for taking a little peek at what she's asked for.
Yes!
She says...
"..Dear Father Christmas,
"I don't need any Christmas presents this year..."
What? "..because I have everything I want."
Aw!
Good morning, sir!
I don't think Mr Palmer opens until nine.
I'm content to wait. I require tools.
Our own kettle!
And our own key!
Put this on now. I've warmed it through on the radiator.
You're spoiling her, Sister!
She's going to a hospital appointment!
Nasal cautery is not something to be sniffed at!
But it IS going to put a stop to all those horrid nosebleeds.
A tortoise, Patrick!
He wanted a pogo stick last week.
Too late! The letters have gone to Father Christmas now.
I can't remember the last time Miss Higgins let me have free rein
with the reception desk. If she wasn't out
inspecting new clinic premises, you wouldn't get anywhere near.
This morning's surgery starts with
a double appointment. Beckwith, mother and son.
A, menstrual disorder, B, teething trouble, query eczema.
Then Mrs Brenda Shelby, expectant mother of twins.
Yes, Brenda Shelby!
I'm looking forward to seeing her!
Ah. I HOPED she'd be under Mathers. He's the top man in the field.
Clinic will commence at two o'clock sharp every Tuesday.
The midwives and myself will require ingress at precisely 1pm.
I don't think Knitting Club will have finished by then.
Knitting Club will be obliged to finish.
Our schedule of classes, including mothercraft and relaxation,
will make us this hall's primary occupant...
..and your principal source of income.
Now, we need to discuss
the aroma in the lavatories.
And in all those seven years, did you not conceive even once?
We tried and we tried,
and we hoped and we hoped, but...
..nothing ever happened. It's hard to explain how hard it was.
You don't have to. I do understand.
I'm one of eight kids.
When my sisters started getting in the family way, I...
..I thought it would eat me alive. That's why we moved away.
And this is why you've moved back.
There's nothing like having family around you.
Even five years ago,
these fertility drugs were still the stuff of dreams.
Last week, Mr Mathers brought students in to look at me,
and he kept calling me "the research subject"!
Brenda, the Royal College Hospital have been with you
every step of the way on this. According to Mr Mathers' notes,
they're going to admit you well in advance of your due date.
Now, what we need to do is work out a plan
for looking after you and the twins once you all come home.
Oh! We've hardly thought about that, have we, Vince?
Do you know,
I always get a bit giddy every time I see a piece of tinsel.
Christmases were never quite the same
at the branch house in Hong Kong.
Did you ever spend the season overseas, Sister Monica Joan?
My mission has always been confined to our home shores.
The Almighty willed it thus.
Oh, well, never say nev...
THIS...forthcoming Christmas...
..will be my last upon this Earth.
Sister! That is a very doleful prediction.
It is not a prediction.
God has assured me of this grace.
I shall not see another festive season this side of heaven.
And I accept his will.
You say that as if you've got nothing left to live for.
I should not phrase it so bluntly...
..but the sentiment is not inapposite.
What about the people devoted to your care?
What about your Sisters... and your friends?
What about man's incursion into space?
You've followed that programme for years.
Surely you want to live to see man walking on the moon?
I fear...it does not impress.
Just as Apollo 8 will not impress.
Apollo 8 is going to go round and round the moon, Sister!
The moon itself has circled our petty planet for eternity.
I see no great virtue in an American vehicle doing likewise.
I am at the end.
And this will be my final Christmas.
We shall pray for you.
Pray that it will be a happy one.
Gosh! It's a...
..little early for a negligee.
It's a hostess gown. Oh? We have a strenuous evening ahead of us.
Mm! Writing thank-you letters.
Oh, Matthew, come along!
Sit to the table.
I thought the bride did this. Well, I'm sure she did traditionally,
but traditionally, she didn't have a job that kept her out all day.
Fair enough. Shall I do my side and you do your side?
No. I'll do your side and you do my side.
It's more suggestive of the union of two families.
Peace and goodwill towards all men, lest we forget.
Is your mother still being difficult about Christmas dinner?
Not, er, difficult.
Just...fragile. It's still so soon after my father died.
I've told you, I don't mind going to your mother's house at all,
as long as we can get to Nonnatus House in time for pudding.
I just wanted something of our own, Christmas done...
..our way.
Oh, darling. And so many things will be done our way, here, in our home.
Smoked salmon kedgeree on Christmas Eve.
Cooked by me.
And the holly and ivy and red roses on every surface, arranged by me.
These are all things that are ours and ours only, Matthew.
Geoffrey! My gorgeous sister!
I spent the entire taxi ride from the nether reaches of Herne Hill
trying to think up a witty conversational opener
along the lines of, "Any room at the inn?"
Er, I thought you were spending Christmas
with your friend, Bernard, and his aunt.
Bernard's aunt has fallen ill. Er, there's been a change of plan.
Do you think Nurse Crane will take photographs this Christmas?
I don't doubt Nurse Crane will take photographs into perpetuity.
And beyond. It's going to be the best Christmas of my life.
I don't want it to vanish from my mind.
The best Christmas of MY life has never yet faded from mine.
What do you remember about it?
A knitted stocking hanging from the bedstead,
containing a ragdoll,
an orange
and a Book Of Common Prayer.
Green garlands above the Yuletide table,
boar's head,
plum duff
as spherical as the Earth itself.
And there was a tableau in the village church -
the shepherds and the magi,
a living ox,
a living ass...
..and the Christ Child.
Like a Nativity play?
Not the way you would think of it now.
It was inspired by a Flemish painting,
and it seemed as though the infant himself
was the source of all the light.
I look back now...
..and it's as though it was painted on glass and set with jewels.
I rode to church in the pony chaise...
..with my mother.
And under the furs...
..her hand held mine.
I don't recall the touch of her, ever, after that.
My mother holds my hand all the time.
I was not so fortunate, perhaps.
But that day was miraculous in everything it offered.
Oh,
if I could live but...one hour of it again...
..I would die contented...
..with my soul replete.
You did it yesterday! No, May, it's not fair. It's MY turn.
It's my turn. You did it yesterday! I can't hear the radio.
I'm going to miss the Apollo 8 bulletin.
Timothy! Special delivery!
I think this one fell off the back of Santa's sleigh.
Oh, there's a pile of post, as well.
How was the sleeper?
Sleepless. Plenty of time for a kip before clinic.
And the coffee's already on, unless my nose deceives me.
It's mine! It's mine!
Ah, Earl Grey!
Oh, I knew your domestic arrangements would be civilised.
Er, can I beg for half a grapefruit for my breakfast?
I don't have any grapefruit in, Geoffrey! Not unless I'm slimming.
And you didn't bring any pyjamas.
I lost all my smart pyjamas when the Ormonde Hotel went up in flames.
I did get them back, but the smell of smoke on the silk
was unendurable.
Besides, you have to admit this is a top-quality singlet.
Geoffrey, is Bernard's aunt really ill, or did you two quarrel?
Bernard is engaged to be married...
..to a hairdresser from the salon on the cruise ship.
She's a nice little thing, quite elegant.
Well, perhaps he can bring her out to visit you in Malta.
Malta and I are "fini"! Why?
The expat community are dwindling by the year. It's all tourists now,
and, of course, the Maltese. But the long and the short of it
is that, er, nobody needs an osteopath when they're on holiday
and I have a sniff of an opening in Harley Street.
Oh, that sounds promising.
I simply need somewhere to stay while I pursue it. I can pay rent.
In...in cash, or in kind. I can cook and wrap Christmas presents.
There's no end to my talents, really.
You can stay with us for as long as you want, and well you know it.
Have you found yourself a place to sleep yet?
Maybe a nice, warm shed?
Sir? I won't report you.
You are from the council. Mm.
Sometimes I have to do as I am told.
Sometimes I make my own decisions.
But I don't think this is the best place for you to be living in.
Sometimes I make my own decisions, also.
Absolutely everything appears to be in order.
Sister, it wouldn't surprise me
if you saw us all lowered into the ground.
Can you not remove this man?
He appears to be pleading the case for eternal life!
She's suffering from depression.
It's common in the elderly and often goes undiagnosed.
But...it can be very damaging. Does she need to see a psychiatrist?
If she did, the recommendation would be to steer her towards
the things that make her happy.
Reminiscence.
Attention.
A sense of being valued.
But we try so hard to give her all those things.
What's reminiscence?
It's talking about the past, but in a way that makes you happy.
Sister Monica Joan reminisced with me last night.
And she stopped talking about dying.
Screens and couches straight into position, please.
The floor has been marked with chalk.
Mrs Shelby?
Sister Veronica, our health visitor,
will apprise you of your entitlements.
Here are some leaflets to read whilst you wait.
Do help yourself to refreshments.
Oh, my mum's just getting me some.
Mince pies and everything!
Watch out, they've gone a bit mad with the icing sugar.
You don't half look familiar. You a Poplar girl?
Depends who's asking.
Hmm, I'm just trying to place you.
Maybe we knew you when you was a kiddie.
Did you live in Madeira Gardens?
I'm looking at you and it's...
..it's like I'm getting... hair ribbons? Give over, Mum.
I see congratulations are in order for you, too.
How long you been married?
Antoinette Douglas.
Douglas! I knew I knew her.
You don't forget a child whose life started off like that.
Poor little scrap. Poor little scrap?
Mm. She made my life a misery when I was at St Wilbur's.
She was a snob. And she was a bully.
I'll ignore her when she comes out.
Obviously having that sprog out of wedlock.
Nothing out of the ordinary here. Not that there ever is with you.
You're a model mum-to-be. Oh, I'm an overdue mum-to-be.
Only as of yesterday. First babies often drag their feet.
Oh, any news of your boyfriend?
No! And there won't be until his ship comes in.
Are you doing all right on your own?
When I'm on my own, I'm...I'm good at that.
It's just when I go out and about or when I come here.
There's just such a lot of smiling faces. I lost my family in the war,
so this kid's not going to be anybody's grandson or granddaughter.
It's going to be YOUR baby, Toni.
Do you think just having a mum's going to be enough for it?
Do you know, you might get a surprise.
I did.
Timothy could be doing that, Shelagh. I'm sorry,
I've been a little distracted today. I know.
May's mother sent a parcel from Hong Kong! What did it contain?
I've hidden it in a drawer. Even Patrick doesn't know about it. Why?
Last Christmas, she didn't send anything.
Last birthday, she didn't send anything.
May is perfectly content with that, and so was I.
But the minute I open that parcel, the fact that she has a real mother
becomes completely inescapable again.
The contents of the parcel may be entirely innocuous.
But you...you must tell your husband.
No marriage thrives on secrets, large or small.
Nothing more today, my friend.
It's you again.
Why do you always bring your cat with you?
It isn't my cat. It just likes me.
I came to wish you the tidings of the season
and to bring a gift from the local community.
I can resist many things. I can do without much.
But a pineapple...a pineapple is a thing too rare.
I cannot refuse it.
A Victorian Nativity tableau in a church
seems a most appropriate way to try to lift our Sister's spirits.
But it would be a very elaborate enterprise.
A living ox and a living ass?
Very specialised!
And I don't know what the vicar of St Oswald's will have to say about
animals in church. I told him it's going to raise money for charity,
which I'm sure can be arranged. With the assistance of Councillor Buckle?
If you could see the way Sister Monica Joan's eyes light up
when she talks about her memories,
you wouldn't doubt the value of this at all.
No-one doubts the value of making her happy.
It's just that it's a... a tall order, and at short notice.
Lots of things happen at short notice.
I mean, what if she's right? What if this IS her last Christmas?
What if we don't try and make her happy while we've got the chance?
Sister Julienne!
I've been having some further thoughts about the training scheme.
Regarding the role of the enema,
why it has fallen so far out of favour and what we can do
to reinforce the practice with our students.
We can discuss all that once you come home.
In the meanwhile, I have a commission for you.
A knitted Christmas stocking, Victorian style.
What...what sort of size?
Big enough to take a ragdoll, an orange and a Book Of Common Prayer.
We are planning something rather special.
When I first came here, the only pineapple was in tins.
And tins were only possible if you had connections.
When I first came here, it was papaya that I missed the most.
There are too many seeds in papaya.
I brought this for you, Mr Sharma.
You must eat. You are a guest in my home.
I have...other guests.
But these I do not feed. Mr Sharma, I think I can bring you
something that would help with those. I don't want to help them.
I want to kill them. I have access to chemicals.
I work for the council. Ah, that I forgot, for a moment.
Eat, please.
Shelagh, we can seal this up again,
but we have to open it in good faith.
May's mother would never deliberately hurt her.
She might upset her unwittingly. Well, she might upset me.
She's already upset you. We can comfort May if she's distressed.
She has a loving home with us.
"To a dear little girl,
"with love at Christmas from Mama in Hong Kong."
Two kisses.
Oh...
I would have to have a heart of stone to object to that.
Ahhh!
We can't keep this from her, Shelagh. I know.
Patrick, this is far too small. It wouldn't have fitted May a year ago,
and she's grown and grown in the last six months.
Her mother's not to know that. What will May think?
That her mother remembered that it's Christmas
but has forgotten who she is?!
# It's the most wonderful time of the year
# Ding, dong, ding, dong
# With the kids Jingle-Belling and everyone telling you
# Be of good cheer... #
# It's the most wonderful time of the year
# Ding, dong, ding, dong
# It's the hap-happiest season of all
# Ding, dong, ding, dong
# With those holiday greetings
# And gay, happy meetings When friends come to call... #
She didn't say who acted the angels.
Just that the shepherds were played
by ordinary labourers from the village
and that Mary and Joseph were the most recently married couple
from the village. I'm sorry, but that just sounds daft.
Those are children's parts. That's what Sister Monica Joan said!
The children only came on at the end, and she was one of them.
And what were they dressed up as?
Children.
She said they wore ordinary clothes.
Here are some more things I need you to find out.
# There'll be much mistletoe-ing And hearts will be glowing
# When loved ones are near
# It's the most wonderful time of the year! #
Oh, and listen, I know the master of the house is salivating
at the thought of steak tartare, but in a change to the advertised menu,
we're having cod croquettes.
Geoffrey, I love you so very dearly, but this really will not do.
Well, you know what I'm like around blood and meat.
It's not my fault you married a vampire!
That wasn't what I meant.
Oh, no...
No... I'm in the way, aren't I? Trying too hard
and ending up a bloody cuckoo in the nest. No. It's not that.
It IS that. It absolutely is that, and I ought to know better.
It's just that Matthew's mother's been so difficult,
and I was so thrilled to see you, but...
..I'm trying so hard to make something that's just ours.
Well, I'm not going to have you
jumping through hoops to please anybody.
You're too good at it, sis. And one way or another, it will hurt you.
Oh! Oh! It's Mrs Douglas, isn't it?
Miss. I felt all right until about lunchtime,
and now the pains are coming every five minutes.
I can't do this on my own. I can't!
Toni, you don't have to.
And why haven't my waters broken?
Sometimes, waters don't break until baby's actually born.
But I'll talk you through everything as it happens.
I'm here, and I will not leave you.
Can I have the big light on? I never do well in the dark.
A lot of our mothers prefer the lights low. It helps them to relax.
Well, it's not working with me, is it?
Your delivery room, you make the rules.
Now, with your permission,
I'll have a little check on how things are going.
Will you stop if I have another pain? Oh, of course!
Now, we can try the gas again, or you can just breathe through it.
Please, at least stay until morning.
No! Far better that your last glimpse of your favourite relation
is of him looking wounded but noble
as he walks out into the desolation of the night.
Where are you going to go, Geoffrey?
A skilled single gentleman always has two things at his disposal -
a circle of friends...and a plan.
Mwah! I will see you both during the festive season...
..at some point.
I'd gone down Bethnal Green Tube with my mum, dad, my baby sister,
my Auntie Pat and my grandma.
The good news is you're practically fully dilated.
We used to go every night, before the siren even sounded.
It was a laugh, even an adventure if you were a kiddie.
Is it all all right? Oh, Baby's in the most beautiful position.
The head is just where it ought to be.
I was the only one of us who made it out alive.
More than 150 people died. I remember it so vividly.
Are you going to listen for its heart now? Yes.
I only remember how dark it was...
..and how tight the fireman held me when he pulled me out.
God, he held me so tight, I thought he must be a relative,
someone who knew me. But...
..they were all gone.
On nights like that, every child felt like your own child.
I was taken in and brought up by my mother's friend.
She said she always wanted a little one to love.
I'm not sure she ever knew how.
And then, when I was 16, she died.
When I get to hold this baby...
..it's going to be the first time
that I've touched my own flesh and blood since then.
I can't wait! I will be back with you in just a moment.
Daddy, do you think Father Christmas will bring me a telescope?
Well, you asked him very nicely.
And he must know you'll need one when Apollo takes off.
Hello? Patrick, I need you here as soon as possible.
Toni Douglas's baby is going into distress.
The heartbeat is very irregular, and as yet I don't know why.
I'm on my way.
Toni?
I need you to stay in exactly this position until Doctor gets here.
Why is the doctor coming? Is there something wrong?
No. We just need to manage the way Baby is lying
until it's ready to be born. Is it to do with why
my waters haven't broken?
Stay exactly as you are. Do you hear me? Do not move.
Her forewaters are still intact, but I detected a funic souffle
through the Pinard, and I can feel
the cord through the membranes.
She's in second stage, fully dilated and feeling the urge to push.
Is the cord still pulsating? Yes, but I think it's compressed.
The heartbeat is very erratic.
I can't lose my baby! And my baby can't lose me!
Toni, that is not going to happen. We're not going to let that happen.
And I need you to listen to me. I'm listening. Good girl.
We need you lying on your back...
..and we're going to put your feet into these stirrups.
Episiotomy. Forceps. Now.
Cord's out of the way.
I want you to push now. Don't wait for the pain. Push for your baby.
That's it! Come on! We can do this if we work together.
Head's out.
Final push.
Success!
You and I, young man, nearly had a falling-out.
"Young man"? Is it a boy?
It certainly is!
Well done, Toni!
Hello, son.
I'm your mummy.
I don't even know what that means yet, but...
..it's a start.
Morning! I don't suppose
there's any tea left in the pot, is there?
No Earl Grey, but a most acceptable Typhoo.
And I even have grapefruit!
I went to the market specially. The glace cherries were already
in the cupboard. We just had to blow the dust off the jar.
Are you going to tell her, Sister, or shall I?
Oh, Mr Franklin will be moving into Nonnatus House with us
for a few weeks, as a paying guest.
Well, where's he going to sleep?
In the room that once belonged to Sister Frances.
I was offered your old bed, but there's still a whiff
of your extra-firm-hold lacquer in the region of the headboard.
I thought it might keep me awake.
I'll have one reel each of the crimson, the bottle green
and the primrose.
And a yard of this material.
That's not going to be enough for a dozen carol singers' capes.
A dozen carol singers' capes?
Well, Sister Veronica said that you were in charge of them when...
I'm in charge of the singers' singing,
not their costume! Oh, can't you help them, Violet?
You're the best needlewoman in Poplar. Oh!
I'm already running up or rooting out shepherds' costumes,
Wise Men costumes, Mary and Joseph costumes.
I'm petrified to pick up the phone!
Mr Robinson, sir? Yes, sir? The cloth and the disinfectant -
when you have finished, please may you leave them behind?
Oh, they've done as much good as they are going to with these walls.
I do not want them for the walls.
I want them for my legs. What is wrong with your legs?
Mr Sharma, are they very painful?
They pain me more now than they did once.
Me and my house, we're both rotting!
Have you been to the doctor? It will cost you nothing.
And if you don't want to go to the surgery,
I can ask the doctor to come here.
I will not see a doctor. I will not speak to a doctor.
This door, MY door, is barred to all doctors!
Sister Veronica...
Oh, thank you, dear.
There is no doubt that this is a lovely,
lovely thing that you're doing for Sister Monica Joan.
It's perked her up no end, and she doesn't know about it yet.
She's even gone out to the shops just now
because she remembered how much she loved the smell of tangerines.
Yes, but she isn't going to love any of it if it all falls flat,
and people are going to be asking for their money back!
I've got carried away, and now I'm out of my depth.
It reminds me of when I was in the Guides
and I failed my Life-saving badge!
I got my Life-saving badge.
And mindful of your manifold and great kindnesses to me,
I would consider it an honour to jump in and stop you from drowning.
Oh!
Oh, do say yes!
Yes! Please!
Oh!
Five!
Four! Three!
Two! One!
Blast-off!
What do you reckon to that, then, Sister?
I think it is as well they have done it now and not next year.
I am not displeased to have witnessed it.
Would this man let ME take a look at his legs, do you suppose?
He's clearly scared enough to ask for help.
He's just too scared to receive it from a doctor.
Mrs Buckle and I have been making hay at the haberdasher's.
What do you think of these? Russet brocade for the shepherds,
velvet in mauve and tawny tones for the magi
and blue for the Virgin Mary, because who am I to tangle
with two thousand years of Christian iconography?
Can you actually sew, Mr Franklin? Trouser buttons are my limit,
but this is all about the vision, and I have an abundance of that.
Meanwhile, a little bird tells me...
..that you have a knack with carpentry.
We also need some men of science to play the magi,
and you got a degree in civil engineering.
My daughter needs seeing. Immediately!
She's normally under top-quality consultants.
Are you in labour, Mrs Shelby? I just feel like I'm going to burst,
like I'm being blown up and up, like a bike tyre.
The only shoes she can get on are her mother's,
and she wears size nines on account of her bunions.
That's just plain bloody indelicate, Vincent!
Your ankles are certainly a little swollen,
but your blood pressure's normal. Urine's normal.
But I would still like to get you on the couch and have
a proper feel of your tummy.
I can't. Even if you get me up there, I won't be able to lie down.
I haven't been able to lie down for four days.
It's like I'm being smothered from the inside.
I can't stand another six weeks of this. Can't you do something?
Brenda is going to spend the night here with us,
and I am going to speak to her consultant now.
I shall need to get my tape out after this, Reggie,
because we need to get you measured for your shepherd's costume.
I don't want to be a shepherd.
Fred's going to be a shepherd. You'll both be the same!
I don't like sheep. I can't stand sheep!
But I'm still going to perform as a shepherd, without complaint,
because I know it will make Sister Monica Joan happy.
Well, it will make me unhappy.
You've done well to get these seen to, Mr Sharma.
Venous ulcers can be quite nasty, and if they become infected,
they can make you very ill. If you kindly leave the ointment,
I can keep them clean. Mr Sharma, it may not be quite as simple as that.
I'm concerned they may be caused by diabetes.
Do you have any other symptoms, such as unusual thirst?
I have to get water from the neighbour.
We're going to get our heads together
about your living conditions after Christmas.
Right now, you need blood tests.
I'm going to have to insist that you see a doctor.
No doctor! No. Not to touch me, not to persecute me, not to label me!
No lies! No doctor!
This is enough for today.
Timothy, I cannot house a tortoise on medical premises.
It simply isn't sanitary. It's from a respectable pet shop.
And Dad said it could just go under your desk.
Did he indeed? And pray tell,
am I expected to furnish nourishment and exercise till Christmas?
Tortoises are exclusively herbivorous
and diurnal, with a tendency for crepuscular action.
He might just want to stretch his legs for an hour
before you go home from work. Oh, good afternoon.
My name is Warwick Mathers. I'm Mrs Shelby's consultant
at the Royal College Hospital. Mr Mathers!
Do you want some water, Mr Sharma? Here, give us here.
I thank you.
Charming little place.
And here she is, one of the first in what we hope will be
a very long line of fertility-drug success stories!
Hello, Beryl. Are the locals taking care of you? Yes.
My name's Brenda.
Mr Sharma?
Mr Sharma!
You're right, of course, Turner.
Height of the fundus does suggest she's now at term.
And polyhydramnios is always a risk in a twin pregnancy.
There's plenty of water in there, but not too much.
We had wondered if it was MORE than twins.
There seems to be a pattern of higher-order multiples
with fertility drugs. Oh, don't believe
everything you read in the papers.
Any interest in obstetrics?
Of course, sir. Warm your hands, and perhaps Mother will let you have
a bash at palpating.
So, start here.
And then walk your hands around the abdomen, like so.
Let's book an ambulance for tomorrow morning
and get her transferred over to us.
X-ray, bed rest, continual observation.
This lady is carrying extremely precious cargo.
I believe you had a hard time.
I wouldn't wish it on my worst enemy.
Not even me?
Faggots, mash, gravy, peas
and a piece of your Auntie Glad's jam roly and evap.
Young mums need to be properly looked after.
Has he any family you can tell?
I don't really know. I think he comes from India.
It can knock you for six
when your milk first arrives.
My bosoms are like... bloomin' balloons!
If the baby doesn't suffocate, he'll drown!
I'll talk you through the next couple of feeds.
Do you have a name for him yet?
Mark.
His father was called Mitchell, so...
..I thought an M name would be nice. Bless you.
There! I think, with some hay underneath the pillow,
this is going to do the infant King just fine.
Yeah, but how are we going to make it look like that golden light
is shining out of him? What's the phone number for Nonnatus House?
Why do you want to ring Nonnatus House, Reggie?
It's past everyone's bedtime... including yours.
I want to talk to Geoffrey. What about?
I want to tell him I don't want to be a shepherd.
Reggie, what do you want to be?
An angel.
Angels are played by children, Reggie.
They were grown-ups in the Bible.
And they've got the best costume.
Can I get you the nurse?
Or a hankie?
You were the one who never had a hankie when we were at school.
You were the one who never had nits.
I was scratching my head more often than I wasn't.
We're that sort of family.
You were all lovely. So lovely.
I used to watch you together,
and all I wanted to do was be horrible to you.
Tell me I gave as good as I got. You did all right.
Hmm! I'd have given anything to have been as loved as you.
Loved?
I hope you're joking.
Spotless hair ribbons looks a lot like love to a scruffy child.
Clean shoes. The right dinner money. ANY dinner money!
We were all on free school lunches.
Maybe I looked as though I had it all, but they were the only things
the woman who brought me up could give me.
I'm not at my best when I'm jealous.
I had nephews and nieces arriving...
..like rabbits jumping out of hats.
And my lot,
our motto was always "share all, share small".
I kept being passed these babies to cuddle, and I just couldn't do it.
I still haven't even held one,
not since I was a child myself and didn't...
..didn't know what it meant or how much it could hurt you.
Well, you need to get some practice in, Brenda.
I know I do.
You can try holding Mark. But only if you want to.
Oh, I do want to.
Ohhh!
Oh, I like his hair.
His dad's from Trinidad.
Is this a private pyjama party, or are we all invited?
Time to have another go at feeding.
Oh! I hope you've brought your plastic mac!
Thank you.
Turner residence.
Mrs Turner, Brenda Shelby's been having intermittent pains all night.
She's not dilated, but her cervix is effaced.
How soon can Dr Turner get here?
What's all this, Mr Sharma? Would you like some breakfast?
No!
You are going to have to start eating more regularly.
You've been diagnosed with late-onset diabetes
and we're treating you with insulin. I do not consent to this!
The specialist is coming round to see you later.
I'm going to get you some toast.
Her blood pressure is showing a sharp uptick,
and I am concerned about moving her.
Just get her into the ambulance. It's barely 30 minutes door to door.
But there's snow on the roads and more forecast.
Listen, Turner, I have no doubt at all that a normal twin delivery
is entirely within your scope. But with these twins,
the stakes are far higher. Send her over now!
God bless you, love. And thank you for making my Christmas perfect.
She hasn't had them yet!
One kiss on the cheek each and then I'm afraid we must be on our way.
We'll call you as soon as she's safely at the hospital.
I'm going to drive behind the ambulance.
One pony and trap, booking confirmed!
Nonnatus House, stage manager speaking!
Oh, Violet! Yeah, no, are you calling
about the illuminated manger?
No, I'm calling about Reggie. He doesn't want to be a shepherd.
It's not like travelling by rocket, is it? Hmm!
Are you warm enough? I've got two hot-water bottles.
It's like Saint-Tropez under here!
Eurgh! There's something leaking. Am I wetting myself?
No. Your waters have broken.
If you put your lights on, people will know we're in convoy.
We're hardly moving.
The ambulance is hardly moving.
It's like I want to push something out.
No, Brenda! You must not push.
You must not push until we know your body's ready.
Just let Sister Julienne examine you.
I can feel Baby's head advancing.
Is it coming? Are they going to be born?
Brenda, baby number one is on its way.
I thought it'd be harder than this.
We need to pull over.
Driver?
It's indicating it's pulling in!
That's it, Brenda. We need a long, gentle, slow push,
right down into your back passage...
..and Baby's head will be with...
Congratulations.
A little boy! Small but perfectly formed.
Can I see him?
Oi!
You can hold him close for now. Keep him warm.
There's been an accident. What's happened?
Er, twin number one's arrived. No complications, other than the fact
that we're nowhere near the hospital and there's a blizzard blowing.
On the other side here, yeah...
I think the second twin is already on its way.
We need to divert to St Cuthbert's. It's nearer.
I want you to ring ahead and tell them we need the obstetric team
on standby at the entrance. Two incubators.
And alert the police.
The road's been blocked. They can't move the car in front!
But they're going to have to move it! I'm going to the phone box.
He's holding my finger!
Sometimes I've laid in bed holding my own finger...
..wondering what it would be like if it was a baby.
I wasn't holding tight enough.
Contraction.
We need to get it right up onto the pavement,
out of the ambulance's way! Push it!
I only had to push twice last time.
I think this little one didn't read its brother's instruction manual.
It seems to be coming out tail end first.
Do you mean it's breech?
Yes, Brenda, I do.
Will you tell me when its head's out?
It's a little girl, Brenda. And her head is going to arrive last.
Liquor with meconium.
Another push, Brenda, for your little girl.
She's not crying! Shhh...
Tell her she needs to cry.
That's right, you tell your sister.
Mucous extractor.
Oxygen.
I feel a bit funny.
I need to check her blood pressure.
Keep moving.
Bit more.
Yes! Right, that's clear, isn't it?
It's too low. I think she may be bleeding.
I can hear another heartbeat.
Brenda? Can you help us? We're on our way to hospital,
but we've still got work to do.
We're to follow them to St Cuthbert's.
What are the pavements like? Pavements?! I thought you'd passed
your flaming driver's test! The key's in the ignition.
Go!
This one's coming on its own. Just breathe.
Brenda, just breathe.
Come on.
You have another little girl, Brenda!
And she is pinking to perfection.
We have heavy blood loss.
No Syntometrine - I can't vouch for what's going on in there.
Triplets. Mother in shock, haemorrhage,
no sign of the placenta. Let's get this little one inside.
What's the latest?
All three babies have made it to the nursery.
Triplets?! Brenda's still in theatre.
She haemorrhaged, and they're having to remove the placenta manually.
What's happening? There was a fourth baby!
Is that why you wouldn't give Syntometrine?
In case there was another baby.
Has anyone ever had quadruplets before?
Yes. But they've always been so rare.
Things are going to be different now science is involved.
Mr Sharma didn't answer his door. He might have seen your car
and think it's an official visitation. Well, in a way, it is.
I own that house. When he was still paying rent, it went into my pocket.
And now he isn't paying rent, he's squatting in my property.
I have to talk to him...
..find him somewhere else. He needs one room. One room!
With water in the taps instead of on the floor. And a fireplace.
And an...and an electric light. It seems so little to ask.
I don't have as much control as I once did.
I'm selling a lot of these buildings off. Does that grieve you?
Everything to do with my father's business grieves me.
Wait. Wait.
So, we have Baby A, a boy, 3lb and half an ounce,
Baby B, a girl, 3lb precisely,
Baby C, another mademoiselle,
tipping the scales at 3lb 3,
and poor little Baby D bringing up the rear at 2lb 10, a boy.
He's the only one I haven't seen.
Are you going to move them to your hospital? All in good time.
They're best left undisturbed until they're stable.
Our role in the miracle is, of course, well understood.
I shall make sure the press report it correctly.
Four names! We've going to have to think of four names, Bren.
Eight, if we give them middle names, as well.
We're going to have to get another pram!
We can race each other.
I'd race you to the end of the world and back again, Brenda Shelby.
Drink this. It'll warm you through.
It was good of your neighbour to give us some fuel.
That was almost a complete white-out.
I'm surprised you managed to find your way home at all.
I was a...a navigator in the Indian Air Force.
You...develop a memory for routes
that sits in the muscle and the bones.
No! No fire!
I won't have a fire in here! I never have a fire in here!
Put it out. Out!
I am not cold. I have trained myself.
A... A man in the Air Force...
..can train himself...
..in anything.
Dr Turner's surgery.
I have completed my last task and submitted my last written exercise.
There's a lecture on new ways of managing
maternal exhaustion in the morning, and then I'm on my way home!
The snow is forecast to continue intermittently,
and I confess to being glad that you winterised your tyres.
I shall be dandy with my chains on.
Nearly 200 of us volunteered for the British RAF when war broke out.
The King needed us. The free world needed us.
It doesn't seem to me that the King or the free world were...
..quite as grateful as they might have been.
I have my military pension.
But is it enough for you to live on, Mr Sharma?
I had medals, too.
But I sold them. Why? It was necessary.
I had skills, but they were not required when I returned to earth.
I could read maps and aviation instruments...
..and the constellations.
But when machines fail, a good navigator can find his way by stars.
Every day, I promised God that no pilot, no plane
would ever get lost when I was there to guide the way.
That is an enormous promise. It was an enormous war.
We had hearts like lions.
You lived a brave life, sir. You've endured war...
..and loneliness...
..and hardship.
But a man only has so much courage.
I know he does.
And minds break, like bodies.
But it is...the body that will kill you.
Let us help you, Mr Sharma.
Let us fetch the doctor.
One final, desperate foray into yet another public library,
and a number of mysteries have been solved.
The only mystery that I'm interested in solving is how we're going to get
all these costumes ready in time for Christmas Eve!
At this present moment, that need not detain us.
Oh! I seem to have identified the exact Flemish painting
Sister Monica Joan maintains the village Nativity was based on.
It is called The Adoration Of The Christ Child.
Artist unknown.
Fancy that! Yeah.
You'll have to show Fred and Cyril. I wanted to show you first
so you could see the angel sitting next to Mary.
And the one standing behind.
They look like Reggie.
They've got the same thing that he has. There's no denying it.
And now there's no denying him. An angel he will be.
Shepherds are easy to come by. God's messengers are not.
Have you been able to hold any of the babies yet?
Erm, I've been allowed to put my hand through the incubator holes
and touch them all, apart from the smallest. It was lovely.
And when will you be able to take them home?
Questions for another day, I think. Mrs Shelby will be getting tired.
Thank you. Thanks so much. Thank you.
Ah, one of our midwife heroines, unless I'm much mistaken.
Yes. I've already posed for pictures by the ambulance.
That's why I'm wearing extra lippy.
How are you all doing?
They're all breathing well, with just some extra oxygen,
only receiving glucose thus far, of course,
but we'll move on to tube feeds with artificial milk.
Artificial milk? Mine's come in, but it won't be enough for them.
They don't even think there's enough in the hospital milk bank.
I might just know a way round that.
I don't know what hurts more, my nipples
or my hand from all that pumping!
It's going to be less painful than the engorgement.
And those quadruplets are going to do so much better
having breast milk through those tubes.
Do you need me to do this every day?
At least as long as you're in here with us.
I'm due out on New Year's Eve. My ten days will be up.
It'll just be me and him, linking hands, singing Auld Lang Syne.
Are you sure this is the only place
they put the ships that are due to come in?
It has been the method of record since the early 19th century.
I did take the liberty of telephoning several dockyards,
but no container ship of that name is scheduled to arrive.
It's even possible no ship of that name exists.
And no boyfriend, either.
Or at least, not one that's ever coming home. I shall go to her flat
and pin a card with our telephone number on it to the door.
That way, should he materialise, he will know where he should come.
Tell me again that you're safe to drive.
I've got a hot-water bottle against my sacrum,
I've taken two aspirin and I'm lathered in Fiery Jack.
Thermos? Full of Nescafe.
Not that I intend to avail myself of much liquid.
I aim to get home without having to make a call of nature.
Merry Christmas! Merry Christmas!
This is the best picture of you, the one in the Mirror.
They caught your good side. You look like your cousin Dot.
I would've thought you'd have more milk than that, Brenda,
with four of them to fatten up.
I'm already making nearly half of what they need!
And Toni Douglas is providing loads, as well.
I'm not sure that's hygienic. It all gets pasteurised.
It's perfectly hygienic. And what's more, it's generous.
God only knows, she's got little enough in her life
to share with anybody. Talk about share all, share small!
You said she was a bully. She's a woman now. And so am I.
Women help each other, Mum.
Women are family, even when they're not related.
After the war, did it never occur to you to go home?
My, er, given name means...
..pride of the community.
My mother selected my name even before I was born.
At kindergarten, I proved it was the proper choice.
At university, I proved it was the proper choice.
And when I got into the Indian Air Force,
she said she wished she had chosen something even grander.
And when I volunteered for the RAF...
..she didn't say anything at all.
She could...only cry...
..and kiss my hands. How could I go back to her afterwards?
How could I tell her the truth?
Because a mother will always love her son, no matter what he does!
Because she loves me, she would die of shame.
I was discharged for cowardice. No! No, there's no such offence.
There hasn't been any such offence since World War I!
The doctors called it by a new name.
They called it a lack of moral fibre.
And what sort of doctors were they?
The ones who needed me back in the air because too many men were dying.
What was it that broke you, Kulvir?
I was in a plane...
..that limped home on one engine, trailing smoke.
It crashed on the runway. Above all the sound of hell and fury,
I heard the pilot's neck break when we hit the ground.
He did not get out.
I did.
After they extinguished the fire,
I saw his body in a barrow.
It was reduced to coal...
..no bigger than a dog.
He could never go home.
I could never go home.
I knew then I would never get in a plane again...
..not even if I was court-martialled,
not even if they put a gun to my head.
That's why they diagnosed me with a lack of moral fibre.
And that's why you don't like doctors.
I would have diagnosed you as having common sense.
Mr Sharma, I've been talking to someone at the British Legion.
It exists to help ex-servicemen.
But I am not British.
You fought for this country. You were in the RAF.
And if, by doing that, you lost everything,
they can give you something back.
I can find someone to talk to you about your state of mind.
Believe me, I know where to look.
You do?
I do.
Your diabetes can be managed,
and the British Legion can provide you with a home.
This is my home.
And for too long...
..it is not where I lived...
..but where I hid.
There's no need to hide any more, Mr Sharma.
Oh! I heard a car. I thought it was Nurse Crane.
She's expected back this evening.
Unless she's taken to travelling round the country
in a wicker costume hamper, I'm afraid you're going to be
sorely disappointed. "Ealing Studios?" What's all this?
Capes, bonnets, crinolines and a selection of Eastern robes.
How on earth did you manage this? Contacts. Er, contacts, perseverance
and a very high figure on the meter of a taxi cab.
Come on, sis, roll your sleeves up. I've got four more outside!
Oh!
I've brought you some cottage pie with carrots,
a piece of chocolate sponge.
Oh, and a coconut. We got one in our Christmas Club box,
and no-one in our house can stand them.
This is very kind, Mrs Dorrins.
You're feeding my grandchildren. The least I can do is feed you.
Got yourself a right little bobby-dazzler there.
He's going to be baby Jesus in a Nativity tomorrow.
Sister Julienne picked him.
Oh!
I don't suppose anyone really knows WHAT he looked like.
Either way, this little lad's going to have a full diary,
because I want the two of you round at ours
every Sunday for your dinner.
These go out into the boot of the car.
So we catch the last pick-up by the North Pole delivery service.
Then bring that tortoise in.
And we'll work out how to wrap it!
I've remade it completely.
The same collar, the same buttons, the same belt,
even quite a lot of the same fabric.
Just a completely different size.
Once it's back in the wrapping with the Hong Kong stamps,
no-one will ever know. May will know she's loved.
And that's because of you and what you've done.
Mum! Dad! Sh! You'll wake the children!
It's not moving! It's either hibernating or it's dead.
Oh...!
Ah...
I am not giving that animal to Teddy on Christmas morning
unless you are both 100% certain that it is alive.
It'll be Genevieve all over again.
Dead in her hutch, all three of them hysterical.
I've always said the great value of pets
is they teach children the rhythms of life and death.
There's a time and a place, Dad.
It got too cold in the boot of the car.
I'm going to the maternity home to fetch the heat lamp.
It's moving!
He's been! He's been! Father Christmas has come early!
Woohoo! Er, only animals get delivered early.
Nothing else is going to come till Christmas Day.
Help...! Oh.
Help!
Others have gone to their beds at my insistence, but I could not rest!
I can't move, Sister Monica Joan.
I...I shall summon aid from those more nimble.
I have prayed for your return...
..and you.
I'll give you eight out of ten.
Halsey House sounds very nice. And it is by the sea.
You can come and visit with your cat.
There are other RAF men there, the chap from the Legion said.
I hope I will be good at belonging.
I am no longer accustomed of doing things with other people.
Do you want to get a bit of practice in?
We're short of a learned man for our Nativity play.
I think a Nativity play is a Christian undertaking.
These men weren't Christian. But they knew about the stars.
Oh!
Oh...
Any improvements? Any loosening?
I think I'm in with a chance of getting off this bed.
Christmas miracle!
He looks the part, doesn't he? He certainly does! Yeah.
I have a visitor for Miss Douglas, Sister.
Mitchell!
We docked in Liverpool. I had to hitchhike down.
Is that...
..ours?
It's our son.
A little boy.
Would you like to hold him?
Yeah!
Is this his Sunday best?
Are you ready?
Baby A.
Andrew Robin Shelby.
Baby B?
Belinda Carol.
Baby C.
Christina Holly.
And Baby D.
David Noel.
Happy Christmas, Mum.
Happy Christmas, Dad.
You are myself, I think,
the child I once was,
whose journey through life was but...
..barely commenced.
You have to come with me now. There's such a lot for you to see.
# It came upon the midnight clear
# That glorious song of old
# From angels bending... #
Sometimes, we only need a single star to follow -
one point of light to unite and guide us,
showing us in the darkness something greater than ourselves.
No-one was lost that Christmas,
for no-one was alone.
And when the children knelt before the crib,
each one offered up the thing that meant the most to them...
..just like the children from a different time.
A scrapbook.
A photograph.
Tortoise!
And the key to home.
Giving need not be costly or elaborate.
But it must be done with joy and from an open soul,
for that is the way our hearts expand and sing.
Sister Monica Joan dismissed all her talk
of this being her last Christmas
and embraced it as one of her happiest and best,
observing that the greatest gift we can receive
is to be loved and be with others...
..hand in hand,
heart-to-heart,
year after year...
..until the rockets cease circling the moon.