1 00:00:05,629 --> 00:00:08,777 _ 2 00:00:08,801 --> 00:00:13,144 _ 3 00:00:39,394 --> 00:00:41,138 Cred has more electrolytes 4 00:00:41,163 --> 00:00:43,065 than Gatorade or Prime. 5 00:00:43,090 --> 00:00:46,780 And now Cred has a new flavor: Cherry Bubblegum. 6 00:00:57,504 --> 00:00:59,816 Eric, do you really need to bring three bottles 7 00:00:59,841 --> 00:01:01,574 of that drink to school? 8 00:01:01,662 --> 00:01:04,732 Mom, a kid today is defined by their hydration drink. 9 00:01:04,757 --> 00:01:07,215 I have to have more Cred than anyone else. 10 00:01:09,978 --> 00:01:11,714 ? I got Cred, bitches ? 11 00:01:11,739 --> 00:01:13,306 ? I got Cred ? 12 00:01:13,481 --> 00:01:15,217 ? I got Cred, bitches ? 13 00:01:15,242 --> 00:01:17,010 ? I got Cred ? 14 00:01:17,110 --> 00:01:18,812 ? I got Kiwi Lime ? 15 00:01:18,987 --> 00:01:20,288 ? I got Gooble Grape ? 16 00:01:20,313 --> 00:01:22,257 ? You got no Cred, bitches ? 17 00:01:22,282 --> 00:01:24,017 ? But I got mine ? 18 00:01:28,003 --> 00:01:31,066 ? We got Cred, bitches, we got Cred ? 19 00:01:31,091 --> 00:01:33,043 ? Our teeth are blue, bitches ? 20 00:01:33,068 --> 00:01:35,103 ? Our tongues are red... ? 21 00:01:35,128 --> 00:01:36,405 Yeah, but it's, like, seriously, 22 00:01:36,429 --> 00:01:37,989 look at how it's suddenly everybody now. 23 00:01:38,140 --> 00:01:39,642 Like that Spencer Hollis kid. 24 00:01:39,667 --> 00:01:40,995 He never even cared about Cred, 25 00:01:41,020 --> 00:01:42,511 he just drinks it 'cause some stupid influencer 26 00:01:42,536 --> 00:01:43,771 said it's cool now. 27 00:01:43,871 --> 00:01:45,873 Hey, hey, Clyde, where's your Cred? 28 00:01:46,974 --> 00:01:50,410 It's in my... I-I already drank it. 29 00:01:51,745 --> 00:01:53,346 See? That's what I'm talking about. 30 00:01:53,446 --> 00:01:56,082 Clyde likes Cred so much that he drank all his before noon. 31 00:01:56,222 --> 00:01:57,390 That's a real Cred drinker. 32 00:01:57,723 --> 00:01:59,486 Unlike all the poser Cred drinkers 33 00:01:59,511 --> 00:02:01,088 like Spencer Hollis! 34 00:02:01,496 --> 00:02:02,651 Fuck you. 35 00:02:02,676 --> 00:02:04,973 Fuck you, Spencer, you're a fucking poser! 36 00:02:05,798 --> 00:02:07,711 It's literally everywhere now. 37 00:02:07,736 --> 00:02:10,495 These crazy hydration drinks that say they're healthy, 38 00:02:10,520 --> 00:02:13,450 but are loaded with fake sugars and not safe for children. 39 00:02:13,475 --> 00:02:16,679 Why now? Why are kids suddenly so into these things? 40 00:02:16,704 --> 00:02:18,138 Online influencers. 41 00:02:18,238 --> 00:02:20,315 They promote this stuff to kids to make money. 42 00:02:20,340 --> 00:02:22,619 I don't know what kind of scumbags would push adult things 43 00:02:22,643 --> 00:02:25,246 on something they know kids will watch. 44 00:02:26,254 --> 00:02:28,782 You guys, we have a big problem. 45 00:02:28,882 --> 00:02:30,718 - What is it? - It's about the South Park 46 00:02:30,743 --> 00:02:32,511 elementary art teacher. 47 00:02:32,623 --> 00:02:34,162 Mrs. Streibel? What about her? 48 00:02:34,187 --> 00:02:36,465 We just found out that she's been... 49 00:02:37,465 --> 00:02:40,836 doing pornographic videos on OnlyFans. 50 00:02:40,861 --> 00:02:42,905 - No. - Yes. 51 00:02:42,930 --> 00:02:45,565 There's gonna be a big meeting tonight, 52 00:02:45,590 --> 00:02:48,425 and everybody's gonna see it. 53 00:03:15,811 --> 00:03:19,918 credits 54 00:03:30,177 --> 00:03:32,387 Everyone, let's try to be civil here. 55 00:03:32,412 --> 00:03:35,101 Be civil? How are we supposed to go home 56 00:03:35,126 --> 00:03:38,216 and explain to our children that their art teacher is a slut? 57 00:03:39,183 --> 00:03:41,152 She is not a slut. 58 00:03:41,177 --> 00:03:44,542 Mrs. Streibel is a woman engaging in a legal activity 59 00:03:44,567 --> 00:03:47,224 on a website that is for adults only. 60 00:03:48,708 --> 00:03:50,309 Of course kids are gonna see it. 61 00:03:50,334 --> 00:03:52,279 They see everything on the Internet. 62 00:03:53,255 --> 00:03:56,722 Well, the problem is you guys buy your kids phones, okay? 63 00:03:56,747 --> 00:03:59,807 Just like you buy them all these unhealthy hydration drinks. 64 00:03:59,832 --> 00:04:01,918 Don't turn this around on us. 65 00:04:01,943 --> 00:04:03,510 We can't control what our kids drink 66 00:04:03,535 --> 00:04:04,678 or what they watch. 67 00:04:04,703 --> 00:04:06,107 They're your kids. 68 00:04:06,521 --> 00:04:08,929 Many teachers are struggling to get by 69 00:04:08,954 --> 00:04:11,191 and need ways to supplement their income. 70 00:04:11,216 --> 00:04:14,046 Mrs. Streibel makes close to minimum wage as a teacher, 71 00:04:14,071 --> 00:04:17,982 but on OnlyFans, she makes an extra $10,000 a week. 72 00:04:21,461 --> 00:04:23,196 It doesn't matter how much she made, 73 00:04:23,221 --> 00:04:25,755 we're talking about someone who influences our children. 74 00:04:25,908 --> 00:04:28,085 Did she say $10,000 a week? 75 00:04:28,110 --> 00:04:29,896 Listen, we have suspended 76 00:04:29,921 --> 00:04:32,414 Mrs. Streibel indefinitely, okay? 77 00:04:32,514 --> 00:04:34,282 But over the next few days, 78 00:04:34,307 --> 00:04:36,251 you should probably talk to your kids 79 00:04:36,276 --> 00:04:40,255 about what they might have seen, m'kay. 80 00:04:51,909 --> 00:04:55,597 Hey, Clyde, w-why don't you come over here and have a seat? 81 00:04:56,807 --> 00:04:57,877 What? 82 00:04:58,179 --> 00:05:00,456 Have a seat, pal. We need to talk to you. 83 00:05:02,402 --> 00:05:03,558 Clyde... 84 00:05:03,812 --> 00:05:05,881 we're understanding that some tough things 85 00:05:05,906 --> 00:05:07,741 have been going on at school. 86 00:05:08,339 --> 00:05:10,385 Yes. Yes, they have. 87 00:05:10,410 --> 00:05:13,181 All right, well, we know that some of the stuff 88 00:05:13,206 --> 00:05:15,909 you're dealing with might be kind of disturbing. 89 00:05:16,020 --> 00:05:18,155 Yes, it's totally disturbing, yes. 90 00:05:18,318 --> 00:05:21,550 All right, Clyde, well, we want to try and help you. 91 00:05:21,792 --> 00:05:23,131 Really? You do? 92 00:05:23,156 --> 00:05:24,892 Thank God. Finally. 93 00:05:24,917 --> 00:05:27,302 Yeah, pal, let-let me explain to you 94 00:05:27,327 --> 00:05:29,472 what "double penetration" is. 95 00:05:30,662 --> 00:05:31,997 Double penetration? 96 00:05:32,199 --> 00:05:34,342 See, in your art teacher's OnlyFans page, 97 00:05:34,367 --> 00:05:37,980 her and two men, who love each other very much, 98 00:05:38,005 --> 00:05:40,373 wanted to express that love... 99 00:05:40,398 --> 00:05:42,455 Dad, nobody cares about double penetration. 100 00:05:42,480 --> 00:05:44,615 My life at school is awful because you don't let me drink 101 00:05:44,644 --> 00:05:46,880 hydrating sports drinks like all the other kids. 102 00:05:47,167 --> 00:05:48,857 Clyde, we've told you, those things are filled 103 00:05:48,882 --> 00:05:50,292 with additives and fake sugar, 104 00:05:50,317 --> 00:05:51,985 and they're not good for children. 105 00:05:52,085 --> 00:05:53,329 You're not even my real mom, Janice, 106 00:05:53,353 --> 00:05:54,988 so why don't you shut the fuck up? 107 00:05:55,088 --> 00:05:56,589 Clyde, that's enough. 108 00:05:56,614 --> 00:05:58,567 Every other kid at school is allowed to have it. 109 00:05:58,591 --> 00:06:00,335 They all have Cred, but I have zero Cred 110 00:06:00,360 --> 00:06:01,871 because my dad and his stupid girlfriend 111 00:06:01,895 --> 00:06:03,196 think it's bad for me. 112 00:06:03,221 --> 00:06:05,465 Why do you want to be like all the other kids? 113 00:06:05,565 --> 00:06:07,575 Shut up, Janice, you're not my mom! 114 00:06:07,600 --> 00:06:09,445 All right, Clyde, we're trying to have a nice talk with you 115 00:06:09,469 --> 00:06:10,712 about double penetration, 116 00:06:10,737 --> 00:06:12,378 and you can just go to your room now. 117 00:06:12,403 --> 00:06:13,605 Fine! 118 00:06:15,207 --> 00:06:16,697 Thanks a lot for making sure your son 119 00:06:16,722 --> 00:06:19,456 is the only kid in school without any Cred! 120 00:06:26,214 --> 00:06:29,389 It's like nobody understands me, you know? 121 00:06:29,787 --> 00:06:32,119 Like, all these stupid boomers and people over 40 122 00:06:32,144 --> 00:06:34,061 don't know how hard it is for young people. 123 00:06:34,236 --> 00:06:35,971 - Yeah. - Like, yo, if you guys 124 00:06:36,004 --> 00:06:38,116 feel the same way, just leave a comment down below 125 00:06:38,141 --> 00:06:39,842 and smash that like button. 126 00:06:39,867 --> 00:06:44,237 You know, the most important thing is just to be yourself. 127 00:06:44,337 --> 00:06:46,389 And when I feel like I can't be myself, 128 00:06:46,514 --> 00:06:49,284 that's when I need a hydration drink that'll pick me up. 129 00:06:49,309 --> 00:06:50,981 That's when I need Cred. 130 00:06:51,897 --> 00:06:54,403 It's the coolest sports drink in the world. 131 00:06:54,428 --> 00:06:56,792 Cred is 100% sugar-free. 132 00:06:56,816 --> 00:06:59,486 Cred has electrolytes so you can ride your bike. 133 00:06:59,586 --> 00:07:01,196 And also, Cred has more vitamin A 134 00:07:01,221 --> 00:07:03,423 than your body could possibly ever use. 135 00:07:03,448 --> 00:07:05,270 I can't feel my face. 136 00:07:05,295 --> 00:07:07,811 Drink Cred or you're a piece of shit. 137 00:07:08,819 --> 00:07:10,955 Drink Cred at your school today. 138 00:07:10,979 --> 00:07:13,122 _ 139 00:07:13,325 --> 00:07:16,453 Hey, guys, I know there's a lot of influencers out there 140 00:07:16,478 --> 00:07:18,046 trying to get your attention. 141 00:07:18,384 --> 00:07:20,753 And I just hope that you'll maybe take a moment 142 00:07:20,778 --> 00:07:24,442 to check out what I have to say here on My OnlyFans page. 143 00:07:24,987 --> 00:07:28,290 I hope you're all doing great, and if you're watching this PPV, 144 00:07:28,315 --> 00:07:30,150 I hope you'll consider subscribing. 145 00:07:30,250 --> 00:07:31,726 If you want me to give a shout-out 146 00:07:31,751 --> 00:07:33,520 for your social media, I can do that. 147 00:07:33,620 --> 00:07:35,260 And if you want a custom, just let me know 148 00:07:35,285 --> 00:07:36,832 if there's anything special you want to see. 149 00:07:36,856 --> 00:07:39,234 - What the fuck are you doing? - Hey, Sharon, 150 00:07:39,259 --> 00:07:40,817 just supplementing my income. 151 00:07:40,842 --> 00:07:42,604 Are you serious right now? 152 00:07:42,629 --> 00:07:45,398 All right, all right, Sharon, yes, 153 00:07:45,573 --> 00:07:47,575 I am an OnlyFans model. 154 00:07:47,600 --> 00:07:49,202 And I'm not ashamed of it. 155 00:07:49,377 --> 00:07:50,979 Goddamn it, Randy. 156 00:07:51,004 --> 00:07:54,200 What is with all the stigma Americans have anyway? 157 00:07:54,407 --> 00:07:57,308 It's just my penis, Sharon. It's not a big deal. 158 00:07:57,333 --> 00:07:59,879 No, it's definitely not a big deal. 159 00:07:59,980 --> 00:08:01,448 Okay, good. Thank you. 160 00:08:01,623 --> 00:08:03,358 All I'm doing is taking back control 161 00:08:03,383 --> 00:08:05,460 of my sexuality on a platform 162 00:08:05,485 --> 00:08:07,395 that I can benefit from financially. 163 00:08:07,420 --> 00:08:09,172 So you're just gonna sit here and jack off 164 00:08:09,197 --> 00:08:12,175 for four hours a week just to make a few extra dollars? 165 00:08:12,200 --> 00:08:14,377 I jack off two hours a week anyways. 166 00:08:14,402 --> 00:08:16,004 Now I just do it a little bit more 167 00:08:16,029 --> 00:08:18,665 and make enough money to pay for the increase in gas prices. 168 00:08:18,840 --> 00:08:21,043 If your children find out about this, 169 00:08:21,068 --> 00:08:23,336 they are going to leave home. 170 00:08:24,497 --> 00:08:27,115 Children aren't allowed on OnlyFans, Sharon. 171 00:08:27,140 --> 00:08:28,809 It's totally safe. 172 00:08:28,868 --> 00:08:31,044 Kids aren't gonna see this. 173 00:08:41,497 --> 00:08:43,431 Hey, Butters, Tweek, you guys got a second? 174 00:08:43,456 --> 00:08:45,013 - For what? - Okay, you know how, like, 175 00:08:45,038 --> 00:08:46,635 some kids in this school really like Cred 176 00:08:46,659 --> 00:08:47,961 and others just pretend to, 177 00:08:47,986 --> 00:08:49,730 but really they're posers like Spencer Hollis? 178 00:08:49,829 --> 00:08:52,515 Well, I think we should start a Cred affinity group. 179 00:08:52,540 --> 00:08:53,875 What's an affinity group? 180 00:08:53,900 --> 00:08:55,567 It's where you, like, divide people into groups 181 00:08:55,592 --> 00:08:57,737 and single them out in order to make other people feel bad. 182 00:08:58,012 --> 00:09:00,180 See, it's like we're the legit Cred drinkers, 183 00:09:00,205 --> 00:09:01,550 and we should just let the very coolest kids 184 00:09:01,575 --> 00:09:02,722 into our affinity group. 185 00:09:02,747 --> 00:09:03,851 Hey, Clyde. 186 00:09:03,876 --> 00:09:05,578 - Where's your Cred? - It's just... 187 00:09:05,678 --> 00:09:08,515 - it's, in my backpack again. - That's cool. 188 00:09:08,615 --> 00:09:10,426 You guys think we should let Clyde into our affinity group? 189 00:09:10,450 --> 00:09:11,951 Yeah, I like Clyde. 190 00:09:12,304 --> 00:09:14,464 Hey, Stan. Do you want to be in our affinity group? 191 00:09:14,489 --> 00:09:16,598 - What's an affinity group? - It's like where people separate 192 00:09:16,623 --> 00:09:18,367 into little clubs by, like, skin color or religious beliefs 193 00:09:18,391 --> 00:09:20,136 and talk about how much better they are than everyone else. 194 00:09:20,160 --> 00:09:21,804 Usually, white people can't be in an affinity group, 195 00:09:21,828 --> 00:09:23,339 but it's for a drink, so they have to let us. 196 00:09:23,363 --> 00:09:25,230 That's not what an affinity group is. 197 00:09:25,255 --> 00:09:27,475 Yeah, well, no one's inviting you, Kyle. 198 00:09:27,500 --> 00:09:29,378 'Cause it looks like you don't even have any Cred. 199 00:09:29,402 --> 00:09:31,246 Yeah, I do, it's in my backpack. 200 00:09:31,271 --> 00:09:33,534 Sure, it's in his backpack, guys. 201 00:09:33,559 --> 00:09:35,261 Yeah, let's see it, then. 202 00:09:35,286 --> 00:09:38,300 It's right here. We drink way more Cred than you guys do. 203 00:09:38,325 --> 00:09:40,655 Yeah, right. Tweek drinks four bottles of Cred 204 00:09:40,680 --> 00:09:41,833 for breakfast. 205 00:09:45,018 --> 00:09:46,562 I don't want to be a part of any affinity group. 206 00:09:46,586 --> 00:09:47,954 It just sounds like trouble. 207 00:09:48,380 --> 00:09:49,714 Yeah, well, we don't want you. 208 00:09:49,739 --> 00:09:50,999 'Cause you just pretend to like Cred 209 00:09:51,024 --> 00:09:52,359 'cause it's a fad right now 210 00:09:52,384 --> 00:09:53,962 like all the other lame-o's in this school. 211 00:09:53,987 --> 00:09:55,364 Hey, guys. 212 00:09:56,638 --> 00:09:58,306 Hey, Clyde, you got a sec? 213 00:09:58,331 --> 00:10:00,700 - For what? - I was just gonna talk to you about your backpack. 214 00:10:00,800 --> 00:10:02,735 - W-What about my backpack? - Well, it's just... 215 00:10:02,835 --> 00:10:04,580 You know, it's really best to have a backpack 216 00:10:04,604 --> 00:10:06,415 that's got a water bottle pouch to put your Cred in. 217 00:10:06,439 --> 00:10:07,816 See, like, see how y-you can see, like, 218 00:10:07,840 --> 00:10:09,560 you can see my Cred bottle from the outside? 219 00:10:09,642 --> 00:10:10,853 You just go like this, and everyone-everyone 220 00:10:10,877 --> 00:10:12,277 can see your Cred? You're just like, 221 00:10:12,302 --> 00:10:13,437 "hey, what's going on? 222 00:10:13,462 --> 00:10:14,489 "yeah, sweet, check out my Cred. 223 00:10:14,514 --> 00:10:16,121 It's, like, right here." 224 00:10:16,349 --> 00:10:18,113 Well, I-I don't think 225 00:10:18,138 --> 00:10:19,895 I can get a new backpack till my birthday. 226 00:10:19,919 --> 00:10:21,764 Well, maybe just, like, use some tape or something 227 00:10:21,788 --> 00:10:23,156 to make your own bottle pouch? 228 00:10:23,256 --> 00:10:24,500 You know, we definitely don't want you to look 229 00:10:24,524 --> 00:10:25,892 like you don't have any Cred. 230 00:10:25,917 --> 00:10:27,590 All right, see you in class, brah. 231 00:10:41,471 --> 00:10:43,675 Hey, Sharon. Can we talk? 232 00:10:44,877 --> 00:10:46,821 I feel like there's a lot bad things going on 233 00:10:46,846 --> 00:10:50,323 in the world, and it gets so confusing sometimes, you know? 234 00:10:50,348 --> 00:10:53,995 I think, as Americans, we watch news about things happening 235 00:10:54,020 --> 00:10:56,923 in the Middle East and we just don't want to get involved. 236 00:10:57,099 --> 00:10:59,134 And I know it can feel like "What can I do? 237 00:10:59,159 --> 00:11:01,928 I'm not special, how could I ever make a difference?" 238 00:11:02,103 --> 00:11:05,098 But we can't let ourselves think like that. 239 00:11:05,902 --> 00:11:07,575 Sometimes what it takes 240 00:11:07,831 --> 00:11:10,334 is just one person to start a movement. 241 00:11:10,480 --> 00:11:13,644 One person, and then everyone else might follow. 242 00:11:17,691 --> 00:11:22,324 I am not subscribing to your OnlyFans page, Randy. 243 00:11:23,098 --> 00:11:25,019 Okay, well, you're a cunt. 244 00:11:33,226 --> 00:11:34,488 Yeah, that looks good. 245 00:11:34,513 --> 00:11:36,001 Maybe a little higher on your side, Butters. 246 00:11:36,025 --> 00:11:37,929 _ 247 00:11:37,954 --> 00:11:39,649 Yeah, that's great. I think everyone can see that now. 248 00:11:39,674 --> 00:11:41,384 That should definitely make people feel unwelcome. 249 00:11:41,409 --> 00:11:42,587 _ 250 00:11:51,625 --> 00:11:53,625 _ 251 00:12:12,657 --> 00:12:13,614 Hey. 252 00:12:14,247 --> 00:12:15,504 Hey... 253 00:12:16,179 --> 00:12:17,676 What's goin' on? 254 00:12:18,104 --> 00:12:21,637 So... are you, like, selling Cred? 255 00:12:21,941 --> 00:12:24,411 What? Selling hydration drinks on school grounds 256 00:12:24,436 --> 00:12:26,003 is against the rules. 257 00:12:26,179 --> 00:12:27,647 Come here, come here. 258 00:12:28,337 --> 00:12:30,458 What the... Hey, what are you... What the hell are you doing? 259 00:12:30,483 --> 00:12:34,067 If you're wearing a wire, I will kick your ass. 260 00:12:34,354 --> 00:12:36,856 Bro, I'm not wearing a wire! Do you have Cred or not? 261 00:12:36,881 --> 00:12:39,809 Sure, I got Cred. What are ya looking for? 262 00:12:39,861 --> 00:12:42,531 A little... Watermelon Strawberry? 263 00:12:42,662 --> 00:12:43,782 No, no, do you have any ones 264 00:12:43,807 --> 00:12:45,309 that don't taste like total ass? 265 00:12:45,334 --> 00:12:46,676 You want the good shit. 266 00:12:46,701 --> 00:12:48,870 I got your Bubblegum Grape right here. 267 00:12:48,895 --> 00:12:50,130 Okay, how much? 268 00:12:50,270 --> 00:12:51,405 Eighty bucks. 269 00:12:51,583 --> 00:12:53,948 $80? For a shitty fake-sugar drink? 270 00:12:53,973 --> 00:12:55,318 What do you think I'm runnin' here, 271 00:12:55,342 --> 00:12:57,084 a fucking charity for the homeless? 272 00:12:57,109 --> 00:12:59,346 How about some Oatmeal Nummy Nums? 273 00:12:59,371 --> 00:13:01,289 I can get you into that for $65. 274 00:13:01,314 --> 00:13:04,950 I don't have $65. What can I get for three bucks? 275 00:13:04,975 --> 00:13:07,028 Three bucks? Sure. 276 00:13:07,053 --> 00:13:09,163 For that, you can get an empty Cred bottle. 277 00:13:09,188 --> 00:13:11,658 - What good is that gonna do me? - It's easy. 278 00:13:11,758 --> 00:13:13,793 You just fill your empty bottle with water, 279 00:13:13,818 --> 00:13:15,420 add a little food coloring. 280 00:13:15,516 --> 00:13:18,872 Everyone thinks you got Cred when you actually have no Cred. 281 00:13:19,721 --> 00:13:22,700 I'm not giving you three dollars for just plastic garbage! 282 00:13:22,725 --> 00:13:24,060 Cool thing, man. 283 00:13:24,085 --> 00:13:26,879 You just go back into the school without any Cred at all. 284 00:13:26,904 --> 00:13:28,705 See how long you last. 285 00:13:30,193 --> 00:13:31,395 Here! 286 00:13:33,973 --> 00:13:35,457 Hey, guys, it's your boy Randy, 287 00:13:35,482 --> 00:13:38,285 and in this video we're doing authentic pad Thai 288 00:13:38,310 --> 00:13:39,977 for under $6. 289 00:13:40,228 --> 00:13:42,297 Now we're gonna start with some medium shrimp 290 00:13:42,322 --> 00:13:43,790 and some rice noodles. 291 00:13:43,890 --> 00:13:45,934 For the wet ingredients, we're looking at a couple eggs, 292 00:13:45,958 --> 00:13:47,569 some fish and also soy sauce. 293 00:13:47,594 --> 00:13:49,672 And then for garnish, we're gonna do a little cilantro, 294 00:13:49,696 --> 00:13:51,130 green onion, and then of course, 295 00:13:51,155 --> 00:13:54,125 we're gonna top that all off with some fresh nuts. 296 00:13:54,301 --> 00:13:56,603 Those nuts are gonna give it that extra bite. 297 00:13:56,628 --> 00:13:57,946 Now, if you like what you're seeing 298 00:13:57,970 --> 00:13:59,839 be sure to smash that subscribe button. 299 00:13:59,939 --> 00:14:03,413 - And... - Get your balls off the table! 300 00:14:03,438 --> 00:14:06,223 Great Sharon you just ruined the shot! 301 00:14:06,965 --> 00:14:09,449 The guys at the deli wanted me to say hi, Randy. 302 00:14:09,474 --> 00:14:11,726 They all saw you on OnlyFans. 303 00:14:11,751 --> 00:14:13,453 Really? Are they gonna subscribe? 304 00:14:13,478 --> 00:14:15,263 No, they're not going to subscribe. 305 00:14:15,288 --> 00:14:17,357 Nobody's going to subscribe, Randy. 306 00:14:17,382 --> 00:14:19,217 Will you fucking stop? 307 00:14:19,242 --> 00:14:20,810 This stuff takes time! 308 00:14:20,919 --> 00:14:23,204 You don't just put up a page and immediately get followers. 309 00:14:23,229 --> 00:14:25,398 You have to support it with other social media, 310 00:14:25,423 --> 00:14:26,908 have a craft to teach... 311 00:14:26,933 --> 00:14:29,135 Being an influencer takes time, Sharon! 312 00:14:29,235 --> 00:14:31,573 So now you're an influencer? 313 00:14:31,598 --> 00:14:33,306 Yes! I'm an influencer. 314 00:14:33,406 --> 00:14:36,217 Maybe you should see how it feels, Randy. 315 00:14:36,242 --> 00:14:39,954 Maybe I should go and do my own OnlyFans. 316 00:14:39,979 --> 00:14:42,048 What? What? 317 00:14:42,223 --> 00:14:44,492 Yeah, like people are gonna pay to see your OnlyFans. 318 00:14:44,517 --> 00:14:46,486 I'll make more than you do! 319 00:14:46,511 --> 00:14:48,713 Sharon, being an influencer is work. 320 00:14:48,864 --> 00:14:50,832 You got to pay for the lighting, for the sound, 321 00:14:50,857 --> 00:14:52,161 you got to be good at editing! 322 00:14:52,186 --> 00:14:53,421 Okay. Cool, Randy. 323 00:14:53,446 --> 00:14:55,344 I'm gonna go start an OnlyFans channel. 324 00:14:55,369 --> 00:14:58,840 Ok-okay. Okay, you go do that, Sharon! 325 00:14:58,865 --> 00:15:01,004 I'm gonna fuckin' do it! 326 00:15:01,435 --> 00:15:04,338 Okay, yeah, go supplement our income, Shar... 327 00:15:06,859 --> 00:15:07,994 Sharon? 328 00:15:32,432 --> 00:15:34,133 You got this day, bro! 329 00:15:34,158 --> 00:15:37,372 You're strong and I'm gonna keep on making videos for you. 330 00:15:45,595 --> 00:15:47,363 ? I've got Cred, bitches ? 331 00:15:47,388 --> 00:15:48,856 ? I've got Cred ? 332 00:15:48,881 --> 00:15:50,883 ? I've got Cred, bitches ? 333 00:15:50,983 --> 00:15:52,809 ? I've got Cred. ? 334 00:15:53,356 --> 00:15:56,143 _ 335 00:15:56,168 --> 00:15:57,865 Hey, guys, we're having a Cred affinity group meeting 336 00:15:57,890 --> 00:15:59,402 today at 4:00. Nobody's allowed but us, okay? 337 00:15:59,426 --> 00:16:00,394 Hey, Jordan. 338 00:16:00,419 --> 00:16:01,696 We're having a meeting today. You can't come. 339 00:16:01,721 --> 00:16:03,363 Affinity group meeting today, Sally. 340 00:16:03,388 --> 00:16:04,622 You're not invited. 341 00:16:04,647 --> 00:16:05,933 Well, I think that's just about everyone. 342 00:16:05,958 --> 00:16:07,105 Tweek, did you tell Spencer Hollis 343 00:16:07,130 --> 00:16:08,308 he's not allowed in the affinity group? 344 00:16:08,333 --> 00:16:10,214 Yeah. You told me to call him last night. 345 00:16:10,239 --> 00:16:11,440 He didn't seem to care. 346 00:16:11,625 --> 00:16:13,827 - Yeah, he cares. - There's Clyde! 347 00:16:14,081 --> 00:16:17,745 Hey, Clyde. Look at you with your nice new backpack. 348 00:16:17,770 --> 00:16:19,438 Yeah. You guys like it? 349 00:16:19,612 --> 00:16:20,680 Yeah, it's really cool. 350 00:16:20,705 --> 00:16:22,039 You can see your Cred now. 351 00:16:22,064 --> 00:16:23,742 Yeah, it's really nice the way your Cred is... 352 00:16:23,806 --> 00:16:27,061 My God! Clyde! You got Moonrise Mellow? 353 00:16:27,086 --> 00:16:29,164 How the hell did you get a bottle of Moonrise Mellow? 354 00:16:29,188 --> 00:16:31,924 It was just, what my parents gave me today. 355 00:16:31,949 --> 00:16:33,501 You guys, Moonrise Mellow is, like, 356 00:16:33,526 --> 00:16:34,927 the hardest flavor to get ever. 357 00:16:34,952 --> 00:16:37,789 - Whoa, lucky. - Yeah, hey, I'm not sharing. 358 00:16:37,964 --> 00:16:40,550 - Hey, Stan. Hey, Stan. - No, no, dude, wait. 359 00:16:40,575 --> 00:16:43,277 Check out what Clyde has. Moonrise Mellow. 360 00:16:43,302 --> 00:16:44,302 That's impossible. 361 00:16:44,336 --> 00:16:46,047 Look at their faces. 362 00:16:46,072 --> 00:16:47,607 They're so jealous. 363 00:16:47,632 --> 00:16:48,900 No, it's really impossible. 364 00:16:48,925 --> 00:16:51,125 Moonrise Mellow was discontinued months ago. 365 00:16:51,150 --> 00:16:53,642 Guess you wish now that you were in the Cred affinity group. 366 00:16:53,667 --> 00:16:56,282 We told you guys we have better Cred than anyone at school. 367 00:16:56,382 --> 00:16:57,650 It's probably fake. 368 00:16:57,675 --> 00:16:59,477 You think it's fake? 369 00:16:59,502 --> 00:17:01,338 You want to fucking taste it? 370 00:17:02,363 --> 00:17:03,364 What the fuck? 371 00:17:03,389 --> 00:17:05,474 This is fucking apple juice. Gross! 372 00:17:05,499 --> 00:17:07,777 - Let's see. - Hey, give it back. 373 00:17:08,427 --> 00:17:10,530 Yeah, it's apple juice. You guys are posers. 374 00:17:10,555 --> 00:17:11,878 We're not posers! 375 00:17:11,903 --> 00:17:14,606 Hey, guys. Cred affinity group uses fake Cred. 376 00:17:17,657 --> 00:17:18,714 What the fuck? 377 00:17:18,739 --> 00:17:20,253 What the fuck have you done, Clyde? 378 00:17:20,278 --> 00:17:21,589 I'm sorry, okay? 379 00:17:21,614 --> 00:17:22,753 He's sorry. 380 00:17:22,778 --> 00:17:24,752 He faked having Cred, but he's sorry! 381 00:17:24,852 --> 00:17:27,922 All right, look, my parents won't let me drink Cred, okay? 382 00:17:27,947 --> 00:17:29,636 They think it's bad for me. 383 00:17:29,661 --> 00:17:31,831 So you never had Cred? 384 00:17:32,188 --> 00:17:33,189 No. 385 00:17:33,214 --> 00:17:34,464 My God! 386 00:17:34,654 --> 00:17:36,973 We all said you had Cred in your backpack, Clyde. 387 00:17:36,998 --> 00:17:38,232 We fucking backed you! 388 00:17:38,257 --> 00:17:40,292 What the hell are we gonna do? 389 00:17:40,317 --> 00:17:41,486 Why do you guys care? 390 00:17:41,511 --> 00:17:42,821 I'm the one who doesn't have any Cred! 391 00:17:42,909 --> 00:17:44,244 That's not how it works, man! 392 00:17:44,375 --> 00:17:46,053 If you don't have Cred, then everyone around you 393 00:17:46,078 --> 00:17:47,613 loses all their Cred. 394 00:17:47,767 --> 00:17:50,269 We're dead. We're fuckin' dead. 395 00:17:50,426 --> 00:17:51,946 Word is gonna spread through the school 396 00:17:51,971 --> 00:17:53,315 that our affinity group has no Cred 397 00:17:53,339 --> 00:17:55,041 and then we're gonna... 398 00:17:59,846 --> 00:18:01,781 How could you do this to us, Clyde? 399 00:18:01,806 --> 00:18:03,792 I'm sorry. It was all the pressure. 400 00:18:05,618 --> 00:18:07,887 I never even wanted to be in an affinity group. 401 00:18:07,912 --> 00:18:09,346 Now I'm doomed! 402 00:18:13,492 --> 00:18:15,002 Ooh... Yeah. 403 00:18:15,102 --> 00:18:17,338 - You like that, guys? - My God. 404 00:18:17,363 --> 00:18:20,132 - ... God. - My God. She did it. 405 00:18:20,232 --> 00:18:22,802 - ... Yeah. - She actually did it. 406 00:18:22,827 --> 00:18:25,417 - She actually got more subscribers than me. - Ooh, yeah, guys. 407 00:18:25,647 --> 00:18:27,314 Yeah. 408 00:18:27,339 --> 00:18:29,075 Just let me know if there's anything special 409 00:18:29,100 --> 00:18:30,818 you'd like to see, guys. 410 00:18:30,843 --> 00:18:33,027 - 3,100 subscribers. - Ooh... 411 00:18:33,052 --> 00:18:34,613 - Yeah... - How is that possible? 412 00:18:34,638 --> 00:18:36,758 I mean, look at that, the lighting sucks. 413 00:18:36,783 --> 00:18:38,084 The sound keeps clipping 414 00:18:38,109 --> 00:18:40,261 like she got a microphone at Walmart or something. 415 00:18:40,286 --> 00:18:43,055 And who's that guy? He's blocking half the shot. 416 00:18:43,080 --> 00:18:45,439 - Ooh... - This is total amateur hour! 417 00:18:45,833 --> 00:18:48,002 Thanks for calling OnlyFans customer support. 418 00:18:48,027 --> 00:18:49,195 How can I help you? 419 00:18:49,370 --> 00:18:52,619 Yeah, I just found out that my wife has an OnlyFans page, 420 00:18:52,644 --> 00:18:55,209 and in one day she has more subscribers than me. 421 00:18:55,234 --> 00:18:57,549 I'm starting to think this whole thing is rigged. 422 00:18:57,574 --> 00:18:59,313 Well, it is slightly easier 423 00:18:59,338 --> 00:19:02,183 for our female content creators to find an audience. 424 00:19:02,208 --> 00:19:04,944 Look, my wife can't become a bigger influencer than me. 425 00:19:04,969 --> 00:19:06,220 I'll never hear the end of it. 426 00:19:06,245 --> 00:19:07,619 Well, sir, have you been trying 427 00:19:07,644 --> 00:19:10,124 the pointers we discussed to reach a larger audience? 428 00:19:10,149 --> 00:19:11,928 Yes! I added a skill. 429 00:19:11,953 --> 00:19:15,196 I'm advertising my OnlyFans page with TikTok and Instagram. 430 00:19:15,296 --> 00:19:17,732 What about optimizing your algorithm? 431 00:19:18,149 --> 00:19:19,914 How do I do that? 432 00:19:19,939 --> 00:19:21,535 No, no, no. Not with your penis. 433 00:19:21,560 --> 00:19:23,429 See, what a lot of influencers will do is 434 00:19:23,454 --> 00:19:25,890 they talk about things and show things in their videos 435 00:19:25,915 --> 00:19:26,983 that are trending. 436 00:19:27,233 --> 00:19:28,835 Then you can hashtag that, 437 00:19:28,935 --> 00:19:31,246 and the search engines will think your content is trending. 438 00:19:31,270 --> 00:19:35,341 So I... add stuff to my videos that's popular, 439 00:19:35,441 --> 00:19:37,484 and people will accidentally go to my page 440 00:19:37,509 --> 00:19:39,245 trying to search for that popular thing. 441 00:19:39,345 --> 00:19:40,379 Exactly. 442 00:19:40,404 --> 00:19:41,706 That's perfect! 443 00:19:41,731 --> 00:19:44,453 But what's trending most on the Internet right now? 444 00:19:50,765 --> 00:19:53,234 Hey there, Clyde. How was school? 445 00:19:53,836 --> 00:19:55,719 You want to know how school was? 446 00:19:56,128 --> 00:19:57,596 It fucking sucked! 447 00:19:57,697 --> 00:20:00,241 All I wanted was to have a little bit of Cred at school, 448 00:20:00,266 --> 00:20:02,852 but now I've destroyed it and everyone hates me! 449 00:20:02,877 --> 00:20:06,247 Clyde, we're always trying to do what's best for you. 450 00:20:06,272 --> 00:20:08,282 And you shut the fuck up, Janice! 451 00:20:08,307 --> 00:20:11,047 - You are not my mom. - Clyde! 452 00:20:12,661 --> 00:20:15,622 I seriously can't stand how stupid people are sometimes. 453 00:20:15,647 --> 00:20:17,820 That's why I do all my pranks and stuff. 454 00:20:19,118 --> 00:20:21,153 Sometimes it's impossible to stay positive 455 00:20:21,178 --> 00:20:22,664 when everyone sucks so hard. 456 00:20:22,689 --> 00:20:24,329 If you like what I'm saying in this video, 457 00:20:24,354 --> 00:20:26,352 smash that like button down below. 458 00:20:27,359 --> 00:20:28,688 You know, the thing is, 459 00:20:28,713 --> 00:20:30,375 when you really feel the most down, 460 00:20:30,400 --> 00:20:32,703 that's when you got to fight the hardest, you know? 461 00:20:33,532 --> 00:20:36,335 I'm gonna give you 10 tips to being tougher. 462 00:20:36,435 --> 00:20:38,838 But first I want to give a shout-out to our sponsor 463 00:20:38,863 --> 00:20:40,578 Cred hydration drinks! 464 00:20:41,055 --> 00:20:43,203 Cred gives you all the energy you need! 465 00:20:43,228 --> 00:20:46,454 And now Cred has an all-new exclusive flavor. 466 00:20:46,478 --> 00:20:48,915 Introducing new Mega Cred. 467 00:20:48,978 --> 00:20:50,433 It's a super limited edition 468 00:20:50,458 --> 00:20:52,727 only available to a select few. 469 00:20:52,827 --> 00:20:54,929 And Cred's doing a big giveaway 470 00:20:54,954 --> 00:20:58,180 and maybe these super limited edition bottles can be yours. 471 00:21:02,803 --> 00:21:04,104 So I looked it up, 472 00:21:04,129 --> 00:21:05,707 and there's this drink called Cred 473 00:21:05,732 --> 00:21:08,000 that's the most searched thing on the internet. 474 00:21:08,175 --> 00:21:09,576 I figured if I can get my hands 475 00:21:09,601 --> 00:21:11,370 on some of the more hard to get bottles 476 00:21:11,395 --> 00:21:14,198 and put them in my videos, maybe I'll get more traffic. 477 00:21:14,223 --> 00:21:16,711 Everyone says maybe you can help me. 478 00:21:18,711 --> 00:21:21,250 Cred? What's Cred? Never heard of it. 479 00:21:22,581 --> 00:21:24,450 Okay, look, I'm not wearing a wire. 480 00:21:24,475 --> 00:21:25,852 You want to see? 481 00:21:25,877 --> 00:21:28,796 No, no, I don't want to see! What the hell is wrong with you? 482 00:21:28,821 --> 00:21:30,790 I'm looking for a lot of Cred. 483 00:21:30,815 --> 00:21:32,008 Maybe I can even get them 484 00:21:32,033 --> 00:21:34,201 to eventually sponsor my adult web channel. 485 00:21:34,226 --> 00:21:35,427 Okay. Then you'll want 486 00:21:35,452 --> 00:21:37,021 some of the harder stuff that's marketed 487 00:21:37,046 --> 00:21:38,203 for adults only. 488 00:21:38,228 --> 00:21:40,555 Like maybe... Peppa Pig Peppermint. 489 00:21:40,993 --> 00:21:43,161 That doesn't sound like it's marketed for adults. 490 00:21:43,195 --> 00:21:46,719 Well, maybe you want to try the I'm a Big Boy Blueberry. 491 00:21:46,873 --> 00:21:48,913 All right, look, just... How much for the whole bag? 492 00:21:48,975 --> 00:21:51,043 You want my whole bag of Cred? 493 00:21:51,143 --> 00:21:52,344 I want you to supply me 494 00:21:52,369 --> 00:21:54,371 with every bottle of Cred you can find. 495 00:21:54,546 --> 00:21:57,406 I have to have more subscribers than my wife. 496 00:22:08,327 --> 00:22:10,763 Eric, sweetie, are you feeling any better? 497 00:22:11,565 --> 00:22:13,934 No, Mom, I'm dying. 498 00:22:14,221 --> 00:22:16,724 I've been completely discredited. 499 00:22:18,111 --> 00:22:21,540 Eric, everything is going to be okay at school tomorrow. 500 00:22:21,565 --> 00:22:23,067 It's too late. 501 00:22:23,092 --> 00:22:24,770 I've already stepped down as founder and chairman 502 00:22:24,795 --> 00:22:26,229 of my own affinity group. 503 00:22:26,254 --> 00:22:28,643 You'll find my letter of resignation on the nightstand. 504 00:22:31,372 --> 00:22:32,783 I'm choosing to step down 505 00:22:32,808 --> 00:22:35,729 before all those sick bastards at school try and force me out. 506 00:22:36,222 --> 00:22:38,324 Well, you need to sit up for just a minute. 507 00:22:38,349 --> 00:22:40,217 Your little friend Clyde wants to talk to you. 508 00:22:40,446 --> 00:22:43,083 Clyde? No, no, no, no, no. Do not let... Mom! 509 00:22:43,129 --> 00:22:45,131 Do not let Clyde in my... Aw, goddamn it. 510 00:22:45,156 --> 00:22:46,690 What do you guys want? 511 00:22:46,715 --> 00:22:49,317 Eric, Clyde has an idea that might save our Cred. 512 00:22:50,206 --> 00:22:52,742 Nothing is going to save our Cred, you boners. 513 00:22:52,772 --> 00:22:54,064 Will you just listen? 514 00:22:54,089 --> 00:22:56,479 My influencer said there's gonna be a big Cred promotion 515 00:22:56,504 --> 00:22:57,861 at a CVS in Pueblo. 516 00:22:57,935 --> 00:22:59,236 A promotion, great. 517 00:22:59,261 --> 00:23:00,922 They're gonna sell a very limited quantity 518 00:23:00,947 --> 00:23:03,249 of an all-new Cred that nobody's even tried yet. 519 00:23:03,274 --> 00:23:04,963 So we could ditch school, 520 00:23:04,988 --> 00:23:06,268 find a way to get to Pueblo 521 00:23:06,293 --> 00:23:08,572 and come back with a Cred nobody else can even get. 522 00:23:08,597 --> 00:23:10,099 We'd have our Cred back. 523 00:23:11,090 --> 00:23:13,059 We followed Clyde before, you guys, 524 00:23:13,084 --> 00:23:14,786 and it cost us everything. 525 00:23:14,812 --> 00:23:16,279 Look, 50 cases of Cred, 526 00:23:16,304 --> 00:23:18,275 only available tomorrow 200 miles away 527 00:23:18,300 --> 00:23:20,299 and then not available for another six months. 528 00:23:20,324 --> 00:23:21,725 It's called Mega Cred. 529 00:23:25,088 --> 00:23:26,672 All right, you son of a bitch. 530 00:23:26,772 --> 00:23:29,682 Maybe our affinity group isn't dead just yet. 531 00:23:34,345 --> 00:23:36,479 Hey, what up, guys? It's your boy Randy. 532 00:23:36,548 --> 00:23:38,028 In this video, I'm gonna be trying out 533 00:23:38,053 --> 00:23:40,674 six different flavors of the newest sports drink. 534 00:23:40,786 --> 00:23:43,630 As you can see, I've got lots of Cred. Do you like Cred? 535 00:23:43,655 --> 00:23:45,024 If so, leave a comment down below, 536 00:23:45,049 --> 00:23:46,705 and maybe smash that like button. 537 00:23:46,825 --> 00:23:48,660 Okay, we're gonna start with Summer Popsicle. 538 00:23:48,685 --> 00:23:50,321 I guess it's pretty popular. 539 00:23:50,496 --> 00:23:53,018 Smells okay. Let's see how good it is. 540 00:23:55,109 --> 00:23:56,533 Ooh. Okay, yeah. 541 00:23:56,558 --> 00:23:57,793 That one's kind of fizzy. 542 00:23:57,818 --> 00:23:59,924 K-Kind of fizzy, but more on the penis 543 00:23:59,949 --> 00:24:01,494 than it is on them balls. 544 00:24:01,540 --> 00:24:02,942 Yeah, this is really nice. 545 00:24:03,042 --> 00:24:04,710 Yeah, it looks good. 546 00:24:04,810 --> 00:24:06,678 Yeah, looks delicious. Oishii. 547 00:24:06,778 --> 00:24:09,215 Hey If you're liking the content, be sure to subscribe. 548 00:24:09,240 --> 00:24:10,518 Really helps the channel out. 549 00:24:10,616 --> 00:24:12,318 Let's move on to another flavor now. 550 00:24:12,493 --> 00:24:14,328 This one's called Purple Snow Globe. 551 00:24:14,353 --> 00:24:15,654 Let's see how it tastes. 552 00:24:15,679 --> 00:24:18,877 Ooh. Yeah. Yeah, that's a good one. 553 00:24:23,893 --> 00:24:25,229 My God! 554 00:24:25,306 --> 00:24:26,640 Hey, Sharon! 555 00:24:26,665 --> 00:24:28,600 Sharon, you got to see this! 556 00:24:31,403 --> 00:24:32,972 There you are, Sharon. 557 00:24:32,997 --> 00:24:35,967 Been out shopping with all the money you made on OnlyFans? 558 00:24:36,040 --> 00:24:38,275 I'm ready to stop whenever you are. 559 00:24:38,300 --> 00:24:40,621 Ho! Yeah, I don't think so, Sharon. 560 00:24:40,646 --> 00:24:43,690 I just had a video on TikTok with 1,000 views 561 00:24:43,715 --> 00:24:46,152 and a video on Meta with 2,000! 562 00:24:46,327 --> 00:24:49,563 That's gonna drive all the subscribers to my OnlyFans page. 563 00:24:49,588 --> 00:24:52,549 You said my penis wasn't a big deal, and now look! 564 00:24:53,392 --> 00:24:55,494 What are you doing to that Cred bottle? 565 00:24:55,594 --> 00:24:57,429 That's just a little trend jumping. 566 00:24:57,529 --> 00:25:00,674 Randy, you know who drinks Cred, right? Children! 567 00:25:00,699 --> 00:25:02,601 No, it's not even suitable for children. 568 00:25:02,701 --> 00:25:04,570 Okay, this has to stop, Randy. 569 00:25:04,670 --> 00:25:07,915 The only views you're getting on TikTok and Meta are from kids! 570 00:25:07,940 --> 00:25:10,309 That's not what the data shows, Sharon. 571 00:25:10,409 --> 00:25:11,697 According to Meta and TikTok, 572 00:25:11,722 --> 00:25:13,257 their audience is predominately people 573 00:25:13,282 --> 00:25:14,650 over the age of 22. 574 00:25:14,780 --> 00:25:16,857 That means it's not kids who care about Cred, 575 00:25:16,882 --> 00:25:19,439 it's adults who want to see my dick. 576 00:25:20,586 --> 00:25:23,389 Randy, please. Let's just call it a tie, okay? 577 00:25:23,414 --> 00:25:25,666 I bet you'd love that now. 578 00:25:25,691 --> 00:25:28,713 Now that my OnlyFans is about to be bigger than yours. 579 00:25:29,528 --> 00:25:32,111 I'm gonna beat your ass, honey! 580 00:25:39,846 --> 00:25:41,383 Jesus, now it looks like they're doing 581 00:25:41,407 --> 00:25:43,242 a two-bottle max per person. 582 00:25:43,342 --> 00:25:46,112 O-Okay, so two bottles each. That means we'll have eight. 583 00:25:46,137 --> 00:25:48,147 - Is that enough Cred? - My God. 584 00:25:48,247 --> 00:25:49,221 No! 585 00:25:49,246 --> 00:25:51,592 We want Cred! We want Cred! 586 00:25:51,617 --> 00:25:55,087 We want Cred! We want Cred! 587 00:25:55,112 --> 00:25:56,930 Dude, there's like 2,000 kids here. 588 00:25:56,955 --> 00:25:58,533 Don't these losers have anything better to do 589 00:25:58,557 --> 00:26:00,034 than fight over a shitty drink? 590 00:26:00,059 --> 00:26:01,779 Come on, we gotta make our way to the front. 591 00:26:01,860 --> 00:26:05,164 Tom, I'm standing outside the CVS in Pueblo 592 00:26:05,189 --> 00:26:08,642 where thousands of children have shown up to get some Cred. 593 00:26:08,667 --> 00:26:10,477 The fake sugar hydration drink 594 00:26:10,502 --> 00:26:12,746 is considered not suitable for children 595 00:26:12,771 --> 00:26:14,573 and yet kids are literally fighting 596 00:26:14,598 --> 00:26:17,251 to get their hands on this limited edition. 597 00:26:17,276 --> 00:26:21,055 I'll be covering the whole thing live here on my OnlyFans page. 598 00:26:21,080 --> 00:26:24,316 Just DM me if there's anything custom you'd like to see. 599 00:26:24,492 --> 00:26:26,027 Dude, this is fucking crazy! 600 00:26:26,052 --> 00:26:28,254 There's never gonna be enough Cred for everybody! 601 00:26:28,697 --> 00:26:31,104 My God. No. No! 602 00:26:31,129 --> 00:26:32,958 It's fucking Spencer Hollis. 603 00:26:33,134 --> 00:26:35,102 Hey, stop pushing, kid. 604 00:26:35,127 --> 00:26:37,338 What's he doing here, that dirty son a bitch? 605 00:26:37,363 --> 00:26:38,873 He fucking ditched school to come get Cred 606 00:26:38,897 --> 00:26:41,300 and he doesn't even like it! He's a fucking poser! 607 00:26:41,325 --> 00:26:46,113 We want Cred! We want Cred! We want Cred! 608 00:26:46,536 --> 00:26:48,760 The delivery truck! 609 00:26:53,650 --> 00:26:55,522 - Get away! - Give me Cred! 610 00:26:55,547 --> 00:26:57,689 You're all a bunch of animals! 611 00:26:58,350 --> 00:27:00,127 Cred! Give me the Cred! 612 00:27:00,152 --> 00:27:01,645 I got to have Cred! 613 00:27:04,993 --> 00:27:07,035 Okay, go, go, go! 614 00:27:08,223 --> 00:27:09,771 Okay, okay, it's here, you bastards. 615 00:27:09,795 --> 00:27:11,230 Come in and... I was here... 616 00:27:11,255 --> 00:27:13,657 Tweek's not gonna make it, you guys. 617 00:27:15,601 --> 00:27:18,574 - Where is it? - Where's the Cred? 618 00:27:20,331 --> 00:27:21,863 It's over there! 619 00:27:21,938 --> 00:27:23,207 Give me Cred! 620 00:27:23,409 --> 00:27:25,977 Me first! Me first! 621 00:27:27,840 --> 00:27:29,442 Give me the Cred! 622 00:27:31,560 --> 00:27:33,560 _ 623 00:27:33,585 --> 00:27:36,255 There's some, right there! 624 00:27:36,280 --> 00:27:38,410 It's gone! It's all gone! 625 00:27:43,218 --> 00:27:44,660 Mom! 626 00:27:46,014 --> 00:27:47,081 Spencer? 627 00:27:47,106 --> 00:27:49,707 Start the car! Start the car! 628 00:27:49,732 --> 00:27:51,434 Jesus Christ! 629 00:27:51,459 --> 00:27:53,780 Start the fucking car, Mom! 630 00:27:53,805 --> 00:27:55,941 Spencer's getting away with the Cred! 631 00:28:00,118 --> 00:28:02,153 No! 632 00:28:03,254 --> 00:28:05,987 Well, these are extremely impressive numbers. 633 00:28:06,012 --> 00:28:08,854 It looks like your content's getting a lot of views online. 634 00:28:08,879 --> 00:28:10,081 Yeah, thanks. 635 00:28:10,106 --> 00:28:11,683 But you see, what I'm trying to learn now 636 00:28:11,708 --> 00:28:13,692 is how to take all the views I'm getting 637 00:28:13,717 --> 00:28:16,137 on like Instagram and stuff and use them 638 00:28:16,162 --> 00:28:17,596 to make myself bigger. 639 00:28:17,696 --> 00:28:19,431 Well, we can help you with that. 640 00:28:19,531 --> 00:28:20,608 You know, to really succeed, 641 00:28:20,632 --> 00:28:21,934 you gotta ask yourself: 642 00:28:21,959 --> 00:28:25,145 What is it that you want to achieve as an influencer? 643 00:28:25,271 --> 00:28:27,801 Well, what I really want to do 644 00:28:27,826 --> 00:28:29,561 is beat my wife. 645 00:28:32,811 --> 00:28:34,346 You want to beat your wife? 646 00:28:34,371 --> 00:28:36,140 I mean, don't we all? 647 00:28:36,390 --> 00:28:37,691 I-I don't understand, 648 00:28:37,716 --> 00:28:40,152 you want to beat your wife on Instagram? 649 00:28:40,177 --> 00:28:41,628 I want to beat her on Instagram, 650 00:28:41,653 --> 00:28:43,155 I want to beat her on TikTok, 651 00:28:43,180 --> 00:28:46,099 but mostly I want to beat the shit out of her on OnlyFans 652 00:28:46,124 --> 00:28:47,759 and make a lot of money doing it. 653 00:28:48,723 --> 00:28:50,904 Okay, well, if you can get the kids to watch 654 00:28:50,929 --> 00:28:52,528 then we can find you a sponsor. 655 00:28:52,553 --> 00:28:55,108 Organizations will do anything to reach kids these days. 656 00:28:55,133 --> 00:28:56,968 Yeah, yeah, but, see, my content 657 00:28:56,993 --> 00:28:59,163 actually isn't suitable for children. 658 00:28:59,338 --> 00:29:01,240 Right. I mean, the data shows 659 00:29:01,265 --> 00:29:03,934 kids aren't the main audience for any of this stuff, right? 660 00:29:04,238 --> 00:29:06,770 - Right. - Right. 661 00:29:06,978 --> 00:29:10,161 Mr. Marsh, the thing is, a sponsor not only gets you cash 662 00:29:10,186 --> 00:29:12,722 but they also help you push that algorithm 663 00:29:12,747 --> 00:29:14,983 so that their message is heard through you. 664 00:29:15,065 --> 00:29:16,433 Really? 665 00:29:16,588 --> 00:29:18,166 Yeah, there's gonna be a lot of companies 666 00:29:18,190 --> 00:29:20,926 that want to pay you to show your videos to "not kids." 667 00:29:21,101 --> 00:29:23,003 But what we want to do is get these sponsors 668 00:29:23,028 --> 00:29:25,063 to bid against each other for your audience. 669 00:29:25,238 --> 00:29:27,441 That's when you become a big influencer. 670 00:29:27,466 --> 00:29:30,369 And then you can beat your wife as much as you want. 671 00:29:30,914 --> 00:29:32,715 Wow. 672 00:30:22,087 --> 00:30:23,188 There's nothing. 673 00:30:23,213 --> 00:30:24,898 Just two more broken Cred bottles. 674 00:30:24,923 --> 00:30:26,765 And a couple of cans of SpaghettiOs. 675 00:30:32,242 --> 00:30:34,043 I don't think I can go back. 676 00:30:34,687 --> 00:30:36,142 Go back to what? 677 00:30:36,167 --> 00:30:38,312 Spencer Hollis has all the Cred now. 678 00:30:38,547 --> 00:30:40,747 Tomorrow, he'll start his own affinity group 679 00:30:40,772 --> 00:30:42,674 and not let any of us in. 680 00:30:42,961 --> 00:30:45,719 Don't you guys think this is all fucked up? 681 00:30:45,744 --> 00:30:48,046 Yeah, fucked up 'cause of you. 682 00:30:48,146 --> 00:30:50,181 No, I mean what they're doing to us. 683 00:30:50,358 --> 00:30:53,260 Look at this. My influencer told me to come down here. 684 00:30:53,285 --> 00:30:54,996 He knew there wasn't gonna be enough Cred for everyone. 685 00:30:55,020 --> 00:30:56,664 It's like... It's like they wanted to create 686 00:30:56,688 --> 00:30:59,725 this false scarcity. Give all us kids FOMO. 687 00:30:59,750 --> 00:31:02,386 If anyone's a FOMO, Clyde, it's you. 688 00:31:02,734 --> 00:31:05,739 You guys aren't listening. We've been manipulated. 689 00:31:05,764 --> 00:31:07,641 If kids are willing to fight and die over this, 690 00:31:07,666 --> 00:31:09,944 then what else would they be willing to fight and die over? 691 00:31:10,164 --> 00:31:12,145 Nobody in school cared about hydration drinks 692 00:31:12,170 --> 00:31:13,439 three weeks ago. 693 00:31:13,464 --> 00:31:15,866 My influencer convinced me to come down here. 694 00:31:15,891 --> 00:31:18,125 What else is he convincing me to do? 695 00:31:18,577 --> 00:31:21,086 So, maybe if we find your influencer, 696 00:31:21,111 --> 00:31:22,414 then he can give us Cred? 697 00:31:22,451 --> 00:31:23,619 No! 698 00:31:23,703 --> 00:31:25,572 No, no, no. I like your angle, Clyde. 699 00:31:25,597 --> 00:31:27,394 Maybe this whole thing is a sham. 700 00:31:27,419 --> 00:31:29,330 If we can make the whole thing look stupid, 701 00:31:29,355 --> 00:31:31,132 then we make a Cred affinity group look stupid. 702 00:31:31,156 --> 00:31:33,301 Then Spencer Hollis will have nothing to keep us out of. 703 00:31:33,325 --> 00:31:35,894 I just know there's more to all this than we think. 704 00:31:35,994 --> 00:31:37,996 I know what town my influencer lives in. 705 00:31:38,096 --> 00:31:40,023 I want some goddamn answers. 706 00:31:40,198 --> 00:31:41,125 Tweek, Butters, 707 00:31:41,150 --> 00:31:43,117 gather up all the Pop-Tarts and SpaghettiOs you can. 708 00:31:43,234 --> 00:31:45,515 We move out at ninetytwo-hundred. 709 00:31:54,289 --> 00:31:55,724 Can I help you? 710 00:31:55,871 --> 00:31:57,820 Yeah, hi, I'm a big influencer? 711 00:31:57,845 --> 00:32:00,031 My agent sent me here to find a sponsor? 712 00:32:00,886 --> 00:32:03,140 - Name. - Randy Marsh? 713 00:32:03,789 --> 00:32:05,310 It's with five Rs because there was already 714 00:32:05,335 --> 00:32:06,990 a Randy Marsh on TikTok. 715 00:32:07,740 --> 00:32:09,371 Put this around your neck. Through that door 716 00:32:09,395 --> 00:32:11,013 and wait with the other influencers. 717 00:32:11,038 --> 00:32:12,506 Okay, thanks. 718 00:32:16,242 --> 00:32:18,144 Okay, influencers, follow me, 719 00:32:18,169 --> 00:32:19,938 stand in a straight line and step forward 720 00:32:19,963 --> 00:32:21,412 when your number is called. 721 00:32:27,187 --> 00:32:28,655 Thank you, ladies and gentlemen. 722 00:32:28,680 --> 00:32:30,996 We have some incredible influencers available today. 723 00:32:31,021 --> 00:32:32,826 They are all complete freelancers 724 00:32:32,851 --> 00:32:34,568 and looking for sponsors. 725 00:32:34,593 --> 00:32:37,996 First off, we have influencer number 394 726 00:32:38,035 --> 00:32:39,677 This is BlinkyBlankyGirl. 727 00:32:39,702 --> 00:32:41,637 She has over 10,000 views on Instagram, 728 00:32:41,662 --> 00:32:43,630 6,800 on TikTok 729 00:32:43,655 --> 00:32:45,435 and is up-and-coming on Meta and X. 730 00:32:45,460 --> 00:32:47,141 Who would like to own this influencer? 731 00:32:47,165 --> 00:32:49,248 We'll start the bidding at 20. 20, do I hear 20? 732 00:32:49,273 --> 00:32:51,011 There's 20. Do I hear 25, 25? 733 00:32:51,036 --> 00:32:53,279 Let's hear 25, 25, 30. 734 00:32:54,357 --> 00:32:55,949 25 from Mattel Toys. 735 00:32:55,974 --> 00:32:57,918 Mattel Toys now the highest bidder at 25. 736 00:32:57,943 --> 00:33:00,677 - 25, who's gonna go for 30? - 30, 30. 737 00:33:02,288 --> 00:33:04,290 30! 30 from Lunchables! Let's go 50. 738 00:33:04,315 --> 00:33:05,792 50 now, who wants the influencer? 739 00:33:05,817 --> 00:33:08,219 - 50, 50. - 100! 740 00:33:08,244 --> 00:33:11,798 100! 100 from the Chinese government! Can we go 150? 741 00:33:11,823 --> 00:33:14,092 150? 742 00:33:14,267 --> 00:33:16,036 150, 150, yes! 743 00:33:16,061 --> 00:33:17,729 Stoli Vodka at 150. 744 00:33:17,829 --> 00:33:19,397 150, the current bid from Stoli Vodka. 745 00:33:19,422 --> 00:33:20,723 What about you, Build-A-Bear? 746 00:33:20,748 --> 00:33:22,591 Do we hear from Build-A-Bear? 747 00:33:24,477 --> 00:33:27,848 160! 160 from the NRA, outbidding Stoli Vodka. 748 00:33:27,873 --> 00:33:30,108 Who wants to influence the youngins more? 749 00:33:32,018 --> 00:33:33,920 170 from Voices for Ukraine. 750 00:33:33,945 --> 00:33:35,647 Don't let them outbid you, Russia. 751 00:33:35,747 --> 00:33:37,816 No? Chinese government? No? 752 00:33:38,700 --> 00:33:41,086 Sold to Voices for Ukraine. Thank you. 753 00:33:42,029 --> 00:33:43,789 I don't understand what happened. 754 00:33:43,814 --> 00:33:45,166 Just keep making your stupid videos, 755 00:33:45,190 --> 00:33:46,525 they'll tell you what to say. 756 00:33:46,554 --> 00:33:49,390 Okay, next up we have influencer number 226. 757 00:33:49,561 --> 00:33:52,068 This is Kevinlovesoranges. 758 00:33:52,326 --> 00:33:55,809 Over six million views on TikTok, 4,600 on Instagram 759 00:33:55,834 --> 00:33:57,678 and a small following on X and Meta. 760 00:33:57,703 --> 00:34:00,451 Who wants Kevinlovesoranges to push their agenda? 761 00:34:00,476 --> 00:34:03,383 We'll start at 40, 40. China in at 40, China at 40. 762 00:34:03,408 --> 00:34:05,287 - Who's gonna go 50? - Russia with 50. 763 00:34:06,535 --> 00:34:08,912 55, 60, Big Pharma at 60. 764 00:34:08,967 --> 00:34:10,636 60. Kellogg's Cereal. 765 00:34:10,991 --> 00:34:12,292 Ravenclaw Casinos. 766 00:34:12,317 --> 00:34:13,719 Influence the children. 767 00:34:13,744 --> 00:34:16,138 Can I hear 70? Last call for 70. 768 00:34:17,483 --> 00:34:20,385 Sold to the Canadian government, congratulations. 769 00:34:20,693 --> 00:34:23,021 Our next influencer, number 427. 770 00:34:23,046 --> 00:34:25,706 This is Randy Marrrrrsh. 771 00:34:25,731 --> 00:34:28,982 We'll start the bidding at 50. 50, do I hear 50? 50? 772 00:34:33,917 --> 00:34:36,382 50? No? Come on, Mattel Toys. Let's hear from you. 773 00:34:36,407 --> 00:34:38,109 How about 40? 40? 774 00:34:38,209 --> 00:34:39,685 How about 40, let's do 40? 775 00:34:44,838 --> 00:34:46,826 Freeze! Nobody move! 776 00:34:53,255 --> 00:34:54,693 Up here! He's up here! 777 00:34:54,718 --> 00:34:56,787 Are you Randy Marrrrrsh? 778 00:34:57,037 --> 00:34:58,939 - Yeah? - All right, we got him. 779 00:34:58,964 --> 00:35:00,140 Hands behind your back. 780 00:35:00,165 --> 00:35:01,733 Me? I didn't do anything. 781 00:35:01,758 --> 00:35:03,994 I'm just trying to beat my wife. 782 00:35:04,019 --> 00:35:06,927 On your knees! Hands behind your back now! 783 00:35:10,780 --> 00:35:13,082 Hello? Logan LaDouche? 784 00:35:13,550 --> 00:35:15,990 Hello? We know you're in there. 785 00:35:19,292 --> 00:35:21,895 Go away. I'm in enough trouble as it is. 786 00:35:21,920 --> 00:35:23,755 Look, dude, we just want to talk to you, okay? 787 00:35:23,855 --> 00:35:25,874 No, not okay. I'm in hiding. 788 00:35:25,899 --> 00:35:27,400 How did you guys find me? 789 00:35:27,425 --> 00:35:29,203 Dude, if you're in hiding, you shouldn't probably post 790 00:35:29,227 --> 00:35:31,404 videos of yourself at the motel you're hiding in. 791 00:35:31,429 --> 00:35:34,787 Shit. Shit, I just can't help myself. 792 00:35:38,471 --> 00:35:41,174 Brah, we need to know the truth about Cred. 793 00:35:41,498 --> 00:35:44,598 I'm sorry, okay? I didn't mean to cause a riot. 794 00:35:44,623 --> 00:35:46,678 Did Cred want us all to kill each other? 795 00:35:47,771 --> 00:35:50,924 If you found me, then so can they. Just go. 796 00:35:50,949 --> 00:35:52,959 Okay, okay, fine, Mr. Influencer, 797 00:35:52,984 --> 00:35:54,310 we'll leave. 798 00:35:55,133 --> 00:35:57,831 - Yeah. - What the fuck are you doing? 799 00:35:57,856 --> 00:35:59,633 Where's the Cred? You got some Cred? 800 00:35:59,658 --> 00:36:00,992 Butters, Butters, calm down. 801 00:36:01,167 --> 00:36:02,703 They're gonna take me out, man. 802 00:36:02,728 --> 00:36:05,613 I should just turn myself in. I'll be safer in jail. 803 00:36:05,638 --> 00:36:07,708 Listen, dude, I went to Pueblo 'cause of you. 804 00:36:07,733 --> 00:36:09,373 Why did you tell us we could get Mega Cred 805 00:36:09,434 --> 00:36:10,902 when you knew there wasn't enough? 806 00:36:11,077 --> 00:36:13,113 Brah, I don't even drink that crap. 807 00:36:13,138 --> 00:36:14,572 Don't you get it, man? 808 00:36:14,597 --> 00:36:17,458 I'm just this tiny little piece of a very big lie. 809 00:36:17,483 --> 00:36:19,485 You guys are all being manipulated. 810 00:36:19,510 --> 00:36:21,613 I trusted you. I've watched all your videos, 811 00:36:21,638 --> 00:36:23,957 and you told me to be strong and never give up. 812 00:36:23,982 --> 00:36:25,851 That's all just Cred messing with me? 813 00:36:25,951 --> 00:36:28,428 Don't you get it? I don't work for Cred. 814 00:36:28,453 --> 00:36:31,031 The Cred is just there to get views, man. 815 00:36:31,056 --> 00:36:32,699 'Cause kids love it so much. 816 00:36:32,724 --> 00:36:35,762 But if Cred isn't your sponsor, then-then who is? 817 00:36:35,787 --> 00:36:38,771 If you knew, it would make you sick. 818 00:36:40,091 --> 00:36:42,843 They just use you and Cred to get to us, 819 00:36:42,868 --> 00:36:44,510 and those higher-up people 820 00:36:44,535 --> 00:36:46,379 can get us some limited-edition Cred? 821 00:36:46,404 --> 00:36:49,169 - Who has the Cred? - Butters, Jesus. 822 00:36:54,054 --> 00:36:55,822 There-there she is. 823 00:36:55,847 --> 00:36:57,318 Hey, Sharon. 824 00:36:57,582 --> 00:36:59,125 This is my wife, Sharon. 825 00:36:59,150 --> 00:37:01,543 She's an OnlyFans model just like me. 826 00:37:01,568 --> 00:37:04,310 We are both legally supplementing our income. 827 00:37:04,537 --> 00:37:06,742 So you work with your husband, ma'am? 828 00:37:06,767 --> 00:37:09,335 No, we have very different OnlyFans accounts. 829 00:37:09,360 --> 00:37:11,337 I could never do what he does. 830 00:37:11,457 --> 00:37:13,535 Thanks, honey, it's nice for you to finally admit it. 831 00:37:13,560 --> 00:37:16,109 Now I'd like to know what I'm being detained for. 832 00:37:16,134 --> 00:37:17,903 Exposing children to pornography, 833 00:37:17,928 --> 00:37:19,830 soliciting nude images to a minor, 834 00:37:19,855 --> 00:37:21,089 child endangerment... 835 00:37:21,114 --> 00:37:22,783 Come on, like it's just me? 836 00:37:22,883 --> 00:37:24,350 Everybody's doing it. 837 00:37:24,375 --> 00:37:26,619 There's an entire network where everyone just pretends 838 00:37:26,644 --> 00:37:28,488 Internet platforms aren't made for children 839 00:37:28,513 --> 00:37:31,582 but they all auction our kids to the highest bidder. 840 00:37:32,767 --> 00:37:36,337 You seem like some kind of influencer expert. 841 00:37:36,362 --> 00:37:38,431 Would you say these things on record? 842 00:37:38,531 --> 00:37:40,333 No, 'cause I'm a sovereign citizen, 843 00:37:40,358 --> 00:37:42,091 and I don't need to tell you anything. 844 00:37:43,161 --> 00:37:46,198 - Randy, you need to cooperate. - Why? 845 00:37:46,392 --> 00:37:48,660 I'll tell you why, scumbag. 846 00:37:48,685 --> 00:37:50,869 Your posts drew in a lot of children, 847 00:37:50,894 --> 00:37:52,988 and they like to copy what they see. 848 00:37:53,013 --> 00:37:56,783 So then kids started creating their own erotic content 849 00:37:56,808 --> 00:37:58,643 based on yours. 850 00:38:01,139 --> 00:38:02,840 - What? - That's right. 851 00:38:02,865 --> 00:38:05,383 We've just found sexuality explicit, 852 00:38:05,483 --> 00:38:08,988 pornographic images of minors. 853 00:38:09,013 --> 00:38:11,397 I warn you, what you are about to see 854 00:38:11,422 --> 00:38:14,560 is extremely disturbing and graphic. 855 00:38:26,614 --> 00:38:27,959 God. 856 00:38:29,771 --> 00:38:31,517 Don't close your eyes now. 857 00:38:31,542 --> 00:38:34,521 You think these miners deserved to be treated like this? 858 00:38:45,424 --> 00:38:48,527 What have I done? I had no idea. 859 00:38:48,552 --> 00:38:51,590 Randy, you knew kids were watching your content. 860 00:38:51,615 --> 00:38:54,099 Yeah, but I never knew it would lead to... 861 00:38:54,349 --> 00:38:56,451 pornographic images of miners. 862 00:38:56,476 --> 00:38:58,378 God, it's disgusting. 863 00:38:58,403 --> 00:39:01,232 Being an influencer is disgusting. 864 00:39:01,439 --> 00:39:03,875 All right, I'm gonna tell you everything I know 865 00:39:03,900 --> 00:39:05,836 about how the system works. 866 00:39:05,861 --> 00:39:07,462 This has to stop. 867 00:39:08,483 --> 00:39:09,752 Hey, what's up, guys? 868 00:39:09,777 --> 00:39:11,354 Just wanted to let you all know that I think 869 00:39:11,379 --> 00:39:12,959 maybe I'm gonna get killed or arrested, 870 00:39:12,984 --> 00:39:15,004 so I'm hiding out in this motel room. 871 00:39:15,029 --> 00:39:17,755 Be sure to like and subscribe. It really helps the channel out. 872 00:39:17,780 --> 00:39:19,549 Dude, will you stop making videos? 873 00:39:19,574 --> 00:39:21,509 I don't know what else to do, okay? 874 00:39:21,534 --> 00:39:24,068 All I've ever done is make fucking videos. 875 00:39:24,195 --> 00:39:25,964 But for who? You said it wasn't for Cred, 876 00:39:25,989 --> 00:39:27,573 so then who sponsors you? 877 00:39:27,598 --> 00:39:29,675 I just wanted to be a big influencer. 878 00:39:29,700 --> 00:39:32,012 So I got put on this stage and I was auctioned off 879 00:39:32,037 --> 00:39:33,538 to the highest bidder. 880 00:39:33,638 --> 00:39:36,581 People will pay anything to push their agenda on you guys. 881 00:39:36,606 --> 00:39:38,852 What, you mean, like, the Chinese government or something? 882 00:39:38,877 --> 00:39:41,829 I'm sponsored by people worse than the Chinese government. 883 00:39:41,854 --> 00:39:44,357 I can't tell you who they are, because then the companies 884 00:39:44,382 --> 00:39:46,684 that run the whole system will have me killed. 885 00:39:46,860 --> 00:39:48,958 We deserve to know who's been manipulating us. 886 00:39:48,983 --> 00:39:52,123 Tell us the truth and we'll make sure you're safe, okay? 887 00:39:52,958 --> 00:39:54,341 You promise? 888 00:39:54,480 --> 00:39:56,521 Yes, we promise. 889 00:39:57,435 --> 00:39:58,630 Fine. 890 00:39:58,663 --> 00:40:01,529 The truth is, I'm being paid by... 891 00:40:03,768 --> 00:40:05,224 Whoops! 892 00:40:09,201 --> 00:40:10,186 Okay, okay. 893 00:40:10,211 --> 00:40:12,427 We don't care who's trying to influence us! 894 00:40:18,483 --> 00:40:19,826 The game is up, scumbag. 895 00:40:19,851 --> 00:40:22,154 We know about the whole operation. 896 00:40:25,115 --> 00:40:26,674 We know everything. 897 00:40:26,699 --> 00:40:29,302 The influencers are being paid by organizations 898 00:40:29,327 --> 00:40:32,240 to knowingly influence children. 899 00:40:34,521 --> 00:40:35,943 The data shows that consumers 900 00:40:35,967 --> 00:40:39,990 of social media platforms are predominately adults over 21. 901 00:40:40,521 --> 00:40:41,823 Come on. 902 00:40:41,848 --> 00:40:43,850 Within tech companies, it's an open secret 903 00:40:43,875 --> 00:40:48,163 that millions of users are actually under the age of 13. 904 00:40:48,188 --> 00:40:50,390 Tech companies are working diligently 905 00:40:50,415 --> 00:40:52,617 to find ways to make the Internet safer for children, 906 00:40:52,642 --> 00:40:54,327 but these methods are often criticized 907 00:40:54,352 --> 00:40:56,380 for violating free speech. 908 00:40:56,629 --> 00:41:00,200 Okay, and tech companies use those assertions 909 00:41:00,225 --> 00:41:04,463 and their endless cash to keep regulations tied up in court 910 00:41:04,488 --> 00:41:08,060 so they can continue to profit off of our kids. 911 00:41:10,401 --> 00:41:14,037 Okay, well, you'll never take me alive, copper. 912 00:41:21,385 --> 00:41:24,396 He's still alive. Let's get City General out here. 913 00:41:28,091 --> 00:41:31,318 Who do you work for? Who's trying to influence me? 914 00:41:39,423 --> 00:41:40,957 He's just the middleman, kids. 915 00:41:40,982 --> 00:41:44,474 Whoever was trying to influence you is still a mystery. 916 00:41:58,649 --> 00:42:00,918 Hey, fellas, I got an idea. 917 00:42:01,094 --> 00:42:03,463 How about we just keep our affinity group, 918 00:42:03,488 --> 00:42:05,252 but instead of it being about Cred, 919 00:42:05,277 --> 00:42:07,863 it's just about how proud we are of who we are. 920 00:42:08,158 --> 00:42:10,470 No, they won't let us do that, Butters, 'cause we're white. 921 00:42:10,495 --> 00:42:11,838 White people can't be in groups talking about 922 00:42:11,862 --> 00:42:13,831 how proud they are, it doesn't fly. 923 00:42:13,931 --> 00:42:15,233 Dang it. 924 00:42:15,333 --> 00:42:17,177 Well, then, I guess we just got to accept 925 00:42:17,202 --> 00:42:18,836 that we're gonna go to school tomorrow 926 00:42:18,861 --> 00:42:20,472 and get totally boned. 927 00:42:20,805 --> 00:42:22,040 Yep. 928 00:42:23,574 --> 00:42:26,300 Hey, look, you guys. It's Cred. 929 00:42:33,058 --> 00:42:35,853 Mr. Marsh? What are you doing with all that Cred? 930 00:42:35,953 --> 00:42:39,386 I'm putting it where it belongs, in the garbage. 931 00:42:41,559 --> 00:42:43,559 But that's, like, Jelly Roll Midnight Waffle House. 932 00:42:43,594 --> 00:42:45,363 Do you know what that's worth? 933 00:42:45,463 --> 00:42:46,906 Yeah, I know what it's worth. 934 00:42:46,931 --> 00:42:49,009 It's worth gold to all the people in the world 935 00:42:49,034 --> 00:42:51,869 who want to use social media to influence children. 936 00:42:52,044 --> 00:42:54,614 But there's more to life than making money. 937 00:42:54,639 --> 00:42:58,076 And there's more to marriage than just beating your wife. 938 00:42:58,761 --> 00:42:59,960 The bottom line is that 939 00:42:59,985 --> 00:43:02,588 all this social media influencer garbage 940 00:43:02,613 --> 00:43:05,183 is not suitable for children. 941 00:43:05,283 --> 00:43:07,533 And if you're a kid on social media, 942 00:43:07,558 --> 00:43:11,136 you have to know that someone is always trying to get to you. 943 00:43:11,289 --> 00:43:13,624 All you have to do is ask yourself, 944 00:43:13,649 --> 00:43:17,222 "Who is it that wants to influence me the most?" 945 00:43:21,269 --> 00:43:22,706 Holy shit. 946 00:43:26,871 --> 00:43:29,144 Janice! 947 00:43:30,937 --> 00:43:34,040 Clyde, where have you been? We've been worried sick. 948 00:43:34,079 --> 00:43:36,189 It was you, this whole time. 949 00:43:36,289 --> 00:43:38,691 You've been trying to influence me for months. 950 00:43:38,716 --> 00:43:40,260 Clyde, you really should have 951 00:43:40,285 --> 00:43:41,762 let your father know where you were... 952 00:43:41,786 --> 00:43:43,996 You've been paying an influencer to try and reach me, 953 00:43:44,021 --> 00:43:45,990 and you caused this whole fucking mess! 954 00:43:46,091 --> 00:43:48,175 What is this about, Janice? 955 00:43:49,050 --> 00:43:52,722 I don't think people understand how hard it is to be a stepmom. 956 00:43:54,174 --> 00:43:55,975 You want to try and teach your kids, 957 00:43:56,000 --> 00:43:59,470 but they don't listen because you're not their "real parent." 958 00:44:00,713 --> 00:44:03,783 I just wanted to be a good influence on you, Clyde. 959 00:44:03,808 --> 00:44:05,618 But influencing kids these days 960 00:44:05,643 --> 00:44:08,964 requires good lighting and a quality microphone. 961 00:44:10,315 --> 00:44:12,425 But why Cred? If you're so against it, 962 00:44:12,450 --> 00:44:14,135 then why have it in all those videos? 963 00:44:14,160 --> 00:44:16,662 That was just to get your views, Clyde. 964 00:44:16,687 --> 00:44:20,057 Your views are so important to me, 965 00:44:20,082 --> 00:44:22,042 because we never talk. 966 00:44:22,067 --> 00:44:24,570 Maybe what I did was all a bit much, 967 00:44:24,595 --> 00:44:26,364 but look at us. 968 00:44:26,389 --> 00:44:28,886 Here we are, talking. 969 00:44:31,869 --> 00:44:34,285 Janice, can I call you "Mom"? 970 00:44:34,401 --> 00:44:36,324 Yes, of course. 971 00:44:36,641 --> 00:44:38,566 Fuck you, Mom! 972 00:44:47,760 --> 00:44:50,196 Whoa, Spencer, is that Mega Cred? 973 00:44:50,221 --> 00:44:51,622 Yeah, pretty cool, right? 974 00:44:51,722 --> 00:44:53,733 "Pretty cool"? How'd you get that? 975 00:44:53,797 --> 00:44:56,525 I just went to this thing in Pueblo. No big deal. 976 00:44:56,550 --> 00:44:59,497 Everyone! Everyone, can I have your attention, please? 977 00:44:59,597 --> 00:45:01,882 We have something really important to tell you guys. 978 00:45:01,907 --> 00:45:03,343 Tweek and Butters and I have learned 979 00:45:03,368 --> 00:45:04,835 a lot of things recently. 980 00:45:04,935 --> 00:45:07,438 We have news that you will all find shocking. 981 00:45:07,613 --> 00:45:09,515 You see, we talked to Mr. Marsh, 982 00:45:09,540 --> 00:45:11,751 and he gave us four bottles 983 00:45:11,776 --> 00:45:14,152 of Jelly Roll Midnight Waffle House. 984 00:45:16,441 --> 00:45:17,947 No, no, no. Back up. 985 00:45:17,972 --> 00:45:19,992 This is for the Cred affinity group only. 986 00:45:20,017 --> 00:45:22,587 - You can look at our Cred, but don't touch. - All right! 987 00:45:22,687 --> 00:45:24,324 Hey, Clyde. 988 00:45:25,152 --> 00:45:26,786 Say, Clyde, you, 989 00:45:26,957 --> 00:45:28,855 forgot your super special Jelly Roll Cred 990 00:45:28,880 --> 00:45:30,816 at the group meeting, remember? 991 00:45:38,514 --> 00:45:40,350 It tastes amazing. 992 00:45:40,580 --> 00:45:41,714 All right! 993 00:45:41,739 --> 00:45:44,041 Yeah! Clyde's got Cred again! 994 00:45:47,280 --> 00:45:54,280 www.subtitulamos.tv