1 00:00:00,005 --> 00:00:02,005 Previously on Boat Story... 2 00:00:02,020 --> 00:00:04,420 Oh, hi. Did you miss me? 3 00:00:04,500 --> 00:00:07,700 So, remember when Janet and Samuel went looking for someone 4 00:00:07,740 --> 00:00:09,840 to buy all the drugs they found on the boat? 5 00:00:09,860 --> 00:00:11,320 Do you know anyone who would buy it? 6 00:00:11,340 --> 00:00:14,560 Samuel's ex-client Craig put them in touch with Vinny. 7 00:00:14,580 --> 00:00:16,845 - Argh! - Ouch! 8 00:00:16,860 --> 00:00:19,560 - And return he asked for... - Life rights. 9 00:00:19,580 --> 00:00:22,645 Janet and Samuel came up with a cover story, cos... 10 00:00:22,660 --> 00:00:25,725 There is nothing more powerful than a good story. 11 00:00:25,740 --> 00:00:28,240 Unfortunately, the guy buying the drugs was all... 12 00:00:28,260 --> 00:00:29,805 What you doing with a business card 13 00:00:29,820 --> 00:00:32,645 belonging to a lawyer called Samuel Wells? 14 00:00:32,660 --> 00:00:34,125 But then Janet saved the day - 15 00:00:34,140 --> 00:00:36,565 dressed up, all tattooed and Russian-like. 16 00:00:36,580 --> 00:00:39,725 Everyone needs a lawyer. He is mine, come, come. 17 00:00:39,740 --> 00:00:41,765 And Vinny had a change of heart and said... 18 00:00:41,780 --> 00:00:44,765 I'll name the time and place. You bring the product. 19 00:00:44,780 --> 00:00:46,645 - Meanwhile... found a flyer - Ben. 20 00:00:46,660 --> 00:00:50,165 this guy, who's name is Guy, left behind. 21 00:00:50,180 --> 00:00:52,660 And The Tailor met this lady and called her... 22 00:00:52,675 --> 00:00:53,565 Madam Bethune? 23 00:00:53,580 --> 00:00:55,605 That's not her name but she didn't mind cos... 24 00:00:55,620 --> 00:00:58,765 This were a bit different. Getting a bit of French up in me. 25 00:00:58,780 --> 00:01:01,205 She even gave him a clue about who took the drugs. 26 00:01:01,220 --> 00:01:04,645 - We're looking for a Pomeranian. - What's that, like, an Italian fella? 27 00:01:04,660 --> 00:01:07,085 No, it's a dog! 28 00:01:07,100 --> 00:01:08,100 Oh. 29 00:01:08,117 --> 00:01:11,125 You got all that? Oh, and those life rights I mentioned? 30 00:01:11,140 --> 00:01:12,325 Turns out, months later, 31 00:01:12,340 --> 00:01:15,885 Samuel's ex-client turned this whole thing into a play. 32 00:01:15,900 --> 00:01:18,645 ? Insomnia! ? 33 00:01:18,660 --> 00:01:20,811 And not a very good one. 34 00:01:23,208 --> 00:01:31,035 _ 35 00:01:32,948 --> 00:01:34,674 _ 36 00:01:34,878 --> 00:01:36,778 _ 37 00:01:36,803 --> 00:01:38,385 _ 38 00:01:38,410 --> 00:01:39,995 _ 39 00:01:40,020 --> 00:01:40,935 _ 40 00:01:40,960 --> 00:01:43,162 _ 41 00:01:43,750 --> 00:01:44,998 _ 42 00:01:45,023 --> 00:01:45,918 _ 43 00:01:45,943 --> 00:01:46,868 _ 44 00:01:46,893 --> 00:01:48,293 _ 45 00:01:52,000 --> 00:01:52,900 _ 46 00:01:59,268 --> 00:02:00,968 _ 47 00:02:01,800 --> 00:02:03,300 _ 48 00:02:04,948 --> 00:02:06,276 _ 49 00:02:07,895 --> 00:02:10,900 _ 50 00:02:10,915 --> 00:02:12,915 _ 51 00:02:16,030 --> 00:02:17,130 _ 52 00:02:17,145 --> 00:02:18,845 _ 53 00:02:19,060 --> 00:02:20,460 _ 54 00:02:20,475 --> 00:02:21,775 _ 55 00:02:21,790 --> 00:02:23,790 _ 56 00:02:24,434 --> 00:02:26,434 _ 57 00:02:26,459 --> 00:02:28,359 _ 58 00:02:32,035 --> 00:02:33,935 _ 59 00:02:34,050 --> 00:02:36,050 _ 60 00:02:36,065 --> 00:02:38,830 _ 61 00:02:40,380 --> 00:02:43,070 _ 62 00:02:43,095 --> 00:02:45,700 _ 63 00:02:46,000 --> 00:02:46,900 _ 64 00:02:50,000 --> 00:02:51,600 _ 65 00:02:54,000 --> 00:02:56,000 _ 66 00:02:56,115 --> 00:02:59,015 _ 67 00:03:00,030 --> 00:03:03,030 _ 68 00:03:07,045 --> 00:03:08,045 _ 69 00:03:10,000 --> 00:03:10,990 _ 70 00:03:14,000 --> 00:03:15,100 _ 71 00:03:30,100 --> 00:03:31,165 Tres bien. 72 00:03:31,180 --> 00:03:34,845 This chapter of our story starts way back when, 73 00:03:34,860 --> 00:03:38,325 in a different country and a different time, 74 00:03:38,340 --> 00:03:41,685 a different language and even a different colour, 75 00:03:41,700 --> 00:03:44,206 but it doesn't stop making it a... 76 00:03:44,221 --> 00:03:47,491 _ 77 00:03:47,516 --> 00:03:51,176 *CREDITS* 78 00:04:39,460 --> 00:04:41,780 Even bad guys fall in love. 79 00:04:43,860 --> 00:04:46,220 And why the hell not? 80 00:04:47,700 --> 00:04:52,445 Cos it feels like some days the world has a little magic in it. 81 00:04:52,460 --> 00:04:56,900 _ 82 00:05:37,060 --> 00:05:39,485 Right, we're nearly there. 83 00:05:39,500 --> 00:05:40,653 - Oh, shit. - What? 84 00:05:40,668 --> 00:05:43,565 Fuck. Me tattoo's rubbed off, look. 85 00:05:43,580 --> 00:05:45,245 I can't go out like this. 86 00:05:45,260 --> 00:05:48,325 Just stay in the car, then. 87 00:05:49,340 --> 00:05:50,660 Fine. 88 00:05:56,580 --> 00:06:00,725 ? Ho, ho, ho, it's magic 89 00:06:00,740 --> 00:06:03,405 ? You know 90 00:06:03,420 --> 00:06:07,725 ? Never believe it's not so 91 00:06:07,740 --> 00:06:10,005 ? It's magic 92 00:06:10,020 --> 00:06:11,980 ? You know. ? 93 00:07:21,740 --> 00:07:25,925 ? Ho, ho, ho, it's magic 94 00:07:25,940 --> 00:07:28,965 ? You know 95 00:07:28,980 --> 00:07:33,205 ? Never believe it's not so 96 00:07:33,220 --> 00:07:35,405 ? It's magic 97 00:07:35,420 --> 00:07:38,565 ? You know 98 00:07:38,580 --> 00:07:40,045 ? Never believe 99 00:07:40,060 --> 00:07:48,060 ? It's not soooooo... ? 100 00:08:02,780 --> 00:08:06,045 - We should clear this up. - Yeah. 101 00:08:06,060 --> 00:08:07,365 Unless we don't! 102 00:08:14,260 --> 00:08:16,900 - Moment's passed, Janet. - Yeah. 103 00:08:19,000 --> 00:08:24,900 _ 104 00:08:36,380 --> 00:08:40,485 - Can't talk now, Mummy. - But it's Martin Luther King Day. 105 00:08:40,500 --> 00:08:43,125 - We don't celebrate Martin Luther King Day. - Why not? 106 00:08:43,140 --> 00:08:44,965 Well, we're not black, for a start. 107 00:08:44,980 --> 00:08:46,885 You don't have to be black to celebrate it. 108 00:08:46,900 --> 00:08:50,445 You just have to have an innate sense of justice. 109 00:08:50,460 --> 00:08:52,525 I could close up the shop if you fancied coming back 110 00:08:52,540 --> 00:08:54,939 - and celebrating with me. - I'm on a stakeout. 111 00:08:54,954 --> 00:08:56,260 - What? - A stakeout! 112 00:08:57,620 --> 00:08:59,805 'Scuse me, you got any more king prawn and black bean? 113 00:08:59,820 --> 00:09:03,020 Buffet's closing. Full price menu from now. 114 00:09:05,740 --> 00:09:07,645 So I was cleaning up the station, right? 115 00:09:07,660 --> 00:09:09,885 And I find this flyer for a Chinese restaurant 116 00:09:09,900 --> 00:09:11,765 and someone's scribbled a map on the back, 117 00:09:11,780 --> 00:09:13,430 marking out where the evidence room is. 118 00:09:13,445 --> 00:09:15,605 That's what they were looking for, the shooters. 119 00:09:15,620 --> 00:09:19,205 Hang on, if you're on a stakeout in a Chinese restaurant right now, 120 00:09:19,220 --> 00:09:23,005 - should you be saying this stuff? - It's fine, it's empty. 121 00:09:23,020 --> 00:09:25,405 Anyroad, there was blood all over the flyer. 122 00:09:25,420 --> 00:09:28,725 And here's the kicker - there was a 20 % off voucher on the bottom, 123 00:09:28,740 --> 00:09:30,885 - and it's missing. - OK... 124 00:09:30,900 --> 00:09:33,685 The blood looked like it would've gone on the bit that were torn off. 125 00:09:33,700 --> 00:09:36,245 Don't you see? The gunmen must've tooken the voucher 126 00:09:36,260 --> 00:09:39,605 after they did the shooting. I've asked management here, 127 00:09:39,620 --> 00:09:43,020 and no-one's used the voucher that the flyer came from. 128 00:09:44,580 --> 00:09:46,045 So, you think that someone 129 00:09:46,060 --> 00:09:48,965 who murdered a station full of police officers 130 00:09:48,980 --> 00:09:51,885 is going to waltz into the nearby Chinese restaurant 131 00:09:51,900 --> 00:09:54,165 and risk getting caught just to save a tenner? 132 00:09:54,180 --> 00:09:57,485 Look, my mate Rob has a mate who knows a detective 133 00:09:57,500 --> 00:10:01,165 on the Major Enquiry Team, and they say that they've got nothing. 134 00:10:01,180 --> 00:10:03,965 Sometimes if you want to drink champagne at the big table 135 00:10:03,980 --> 00:10:07,205 with the big boys, you got to bring your own straw. 136 00:10:07,220 --> 00:10:11,645 Hold on, hold on, hold on. If this is important, as you say, 137 00:10:11,660 --> 00:10:13,285 then how come you found it? 138 00:10:13,300 --> 00:10:15,525 I would have thought they had a forensics team 139 00:10:15,540 --> 00:10:18,725 - all over that police station. - There were. There still are. 140 00:10:18,740 --> 00:10:21,685 It's just there's so much to do, they ain't gone outside yet. 141 00:10:21,700 --> 00:10:25,765 Well, if it's evidence, hand it in. That's your job. 142 00:10:25,780 --> 00:10:29,445 You don't believe me, do you? You never have. 143 00:10:29,460 --> 00:10:32,285 Oh, Ben, that's not true. 144 00:10:32,300 --> 00:10:35,365 - You just want me home cos you're lonely. - Ben, stop. 145 00:10:35,380 --> 00:10:38,445 I can't be your BFF, Mummy. Not now. 146 00:10:38,460 --> 00:10:41,045 I've even taken time off work for this. As much time as it takes 147 00:10:41,060 --> 00:10:43,805 to crack this thing wide open, like one of these lovely king prawns 148 00:10:43,820 --> 00:10:46,165 that they're not going to bring me. Then you'll see. 149 00:10:46,180 --> 00:10:47,980 Then everyone's going to see. 150 00:10:51,020 --> 00:10:52,740 Full price menu. 151 00:11:02,200 --> 00:11:08,700 _ 152 00:11:08,860 --> 00:11:11,725 Dave, hi! It's Samuel. 153 00:11:11,740 --> 00:11:14,005 Er, I just thought you should know 154 00:11:14,020 --> 00:11:16,300 that I will be paying you back today. 155 00:11:21,500 --> 00:11:24,060 All of it. Cheers, mate. 156 00:11:56,980 --> 00:12:00,325 OK, team, I'll be back in, in a min. 157 00:12:00,340 --> 00:12:02,860 Don't go missing me too much, now, Kevin! 158 00:12:05,580 --> 00:12:06,780 Hiya. 159 00:12:11,580 --> 00:12:15,325 - What you want, then? - I wanted that. 160 00:12:15,340 --> 00:12:19,005 And then I... I had it, for a while, anyway, but I thought that'd be me. 161 00:12:19,020 --> 00:12:22,805 You know, growing old, having tea with my boy. 162 00:12:22,820 --> 00:12:25,525 It were my life and then it weren't. 163 00:12:25,540 --> 00:12:29,165 Fuck's sake, sweetheart. I missed out 164 00:12:29,180 --> 00:12:32,845 on showing a two-bedroomed, south-facing for this? 165 00:12:32,860 --> 00:12:35,925 Do you think that people who foster children love them any less? 166 00:12:35,940 --> 00:12:38,645 Cos I don't. I think that maybe they, they love 'em even more 167 00:12:38,660 --> 00:12:40,540 because they had to choose it. 168 00:12:42,420 --> 00:12:45,420 You know, when I first met you, I thought that you were like a saint. 169 00:12:46,860 --> 00:12:49,885 Your missus runs off with a pharmacy's worth of shite, 170 00:12:49,900 --> 00:12:53,325 leaving you holding the baby, and I would look at you and I would think, 171 00:12:53,340 --> 00:12:56,005 "Oh, wow! 172 00:12:56,020 --> 00:12:58,525 "That takes a special kind of someone, you know, 173 00:12:58,540 --> 00:13:01,900 "to hold it all together, stick it out." 174 00:13:04,620 --> 00:13:08,325 But you didn't really want it, did you? 175 00:13:08,340 --> 00:13:10,565 You wanted to play at being Saint Peter, 176 00:13:10,580 --> 00:13:14,485 you wanted to wear the pointy fucking hat, 177 00:13:14,500 --> 00:13:19,125 - but you didn't want all the noise, or the... - I got to get back to work, 178 00:13:19,140 --> 00:13:23,445 so if you're done lecturing... 179 00:13:23,460 --> 00:13:25,300 Look in the bag. 180 00:13:26,700 --> 00:13:28,645 Look in it. 181 00:13:28,660 --> 00:13:29,900 Go on. 182 00:13:34,540 --> 00:13:36,365 Jesus! 183 00:13:36,380 --> 00:13:39,685 There's 100K in there. It's yours. 184 00:13:39,700 --> 00:13:43,565 - If you put the brakes on your plans to go to Australia. - You what? 185 00:13:43,580 --> 00:13:47,005 Now, who's to say that you don't, you know, you don't take that money 186 00:13:47,020 --> 00:13:49,605 and fuck off to Oz anyway without a second thought? 187 00:13:49,620 --> 00:13:55,045 And that is why there is another 100K in there - that is 200 so far. 188 00:13:55,060 --> 00:13:57,085 I give you that, 189 00:13:57,100 --> 00:14:01,205 you go about the process of letting me legally adopt Alan. 190 00:14:01,220 --> 00:14:04,005 And guess what - wait for it, cos we're not done yet - 191 00:14:04,020 --> 00:14:07,700 when it's official, you get another 200. 192 00:14:09,100 --> 00:14:12,285 - Where on earth did you...? - It don't matter. 193 00:14:12,300 --> 00:14:14,885 Well, it does bloody matter, that's nearly half a million quid 194 00:14:14,900 --> 00:14:17,502 - you're talking about! - Do you want it or not? 195 00:14:17,517 --> 00:14:18,380 I... 196 00:14:20,420 --> 00:14:23,085 - As a Christian man... - Oh! 197 00:14:23,100 --> 00:14:25,085 You... You are no more a Christian 198 00:14:25,100 --> 00:14:31,445 or a... a man than that sausage roll on the floor over there. 199 00:14:31,460 --> 00:14:33,685 I think it's a fajita. 200 00:14:33,700 --> 00:14:38,165 You are a weak, weak, fucking excuse for a human, 201 00:14:38,180 --> 00:14:42,565 who was only out for what he can get, which is why 202 00:14:42,580 --> 00:14:45,725 you're not going to be able to say no to this, are you, Peter? 203 00:14:45,740 --> 00:14:49,125 Cos you want it. You really fucking want it. 204 00:14:49,140 --> 00:14:52,312 - Don't you? - I really do want it, yeah. 205 00:14:52,327 --> 00:14:53,380 Yeah. 206 00:14:54,740 --> 00:14:59,005 I can make some calls. I... I do know a bloke. 207 00:14:59,020 --> 00:15:01,580 - I can make it happen quickly. - That's nice. 208 00:15:08,620 --> 00:15:11,085 It's really great that you're doing this for him. 209 00:15:12,000 --> 00:15:15,405 - Really it show your love. - As you. 210 00:15:16,220 --> 00:15:20,205 And, you know, one day, 211 00:15:20,220 --> 00:15:22,740 that'll be like you two, like them. 212 00:15:28,180 --> 00:15:32,725 - Oh... Oh, OK. - No, I... got that wrong. 213 00:15:32,740 --> 00:15:35,620 I'll, um, get t'ball rolling. 214 00:15:40,140 --> 00:15:41,325 Fuck off. 215 00:15:41,340 --> 00:15:43,580 That's right, fuck off. 216 00:15:44,700 --> 00:15:46,620 - Have a good day. - You too. 217 00:15:59,620 --> 00:16:03,085 This is a story about choices that define us. 218 00:16:03,100 --> 00:16:07,780 About how good people can do bad things. 219 00:16:09,700 --> 00:16:13,165 But if you take anything away from this story of ours, 220 00:16:13,180 --> 00:16:19,100 let this be it - important things happen on benches. 221 00:16:26,940 --> 00:16:28,780 Oh! Afternoon. 222 00:16:29,980 --> 00:16:34,605 - You all right? - Yeah. Lovely day. Well, nice enough. 223 00:16:34,620 --> 00:16:36,060 Yeah, right. 224 00:16:47,820 --> 00:16:51,965 - You having a good day? - Yeah. Yeah. I went to this place, erm, 225 00:16:51,980 --> 00:16:54,380 The Shang Emperor, round the corner. 226 00:16:55,540 --> 00:16:57,845 - Yeah, I've heard of it. - Yeah. 227 00:16:57,860 --> 00:17:00,245 The hours on the all-you-can-eat are a bit stingy, but I... 228 00:17:00,260 --> 00:17:03,660 I'd check it out if I were you. I give it four Bens. 229 00:17:04,900 --> 00:17:08,285 So my name's Ben. And I rank stuff out of five Bens. 230 00:17:08,300 --> 00:17:09,725 Just a little joke. 231 00:17:13,060 --> 00:17:17,100 - So tell me, what took away the last Ben? - Paper napkins. - Oh. 232 00:17:18,460 --> 00:17:21,005 - So what brings you here? - Just waiting for something. 233 00:17:21,020 --> 00:17:23,860 Yeah. Me too. Sort of. 234 00:17:26,580 --> 00:17:29,685 - Feel like I spend my whole life waiting for stuff. - Oh, amen. 235 00:17:29,700 --> 00:17:33,285 Phone calls, pay cheques, people, taxis. 236 00:17:33,300 --> 00:17:36,725 - Oh, delivery men, appointments, trains. - Yeah. 237 00:17:36,740 --> 00:17:40,285 Internet speeds, people I'm waiting for, people I'm meeting. 238 00:17:40,300 --> 00:17:43,805 - The list goes on and on. - It... It does, it really does. 239 00:17:43,820 --> 00:17:46,205 It goes on and on and on. 240 00:17:46,220 --> 00:17:48,565 And Ariston! 241 00:17:48,580 --> 00:17:52,260 - And what? - It's nothing, just silly. 242 00:18:02,780 --> 00:18:04,765 Do you ever feel like you're just 243 00:18:04,780 --> 00:18:08,045 waiting around for stuff, but there are, like, other people, who, 244 00:18:08,060 --> 00:18:10,525 you know, don't 245 00:18:10,540 --> 00:18:12,060 wait around for things? 246 00:18:15,860 --> 00:18:17,125 Yes. 247 00:18:17,140 --> 00:18:20,125 What must that be like? To be that guy, to be the other guy. 248 00:18:20,140 --> 00:18:22,805 I've often wondered this. 249 00:18:22,820 --> 00:18:25,645 - Exhausting, I suppose. - Oh, thing after thing. 250 00:18:25,660 --> 00:18:29,380 Yeah, just... nonstop. 251 00:18:50,180 --> 00:18:52,245 Right, I best be going. 252 00:18:52,260 --> 00:18:53,900 - Done waiting? - Yep. 253 00:18:56,660 --> 00:19:00,165 Time to be that other guy for a change. 254 00:19:00,180 --> 00:19:02,460 - You take care of yourself. - You too. 255 00:19:07,540 --> 00:19:08,620 Nice chap. 256 00:19:22,580 --> 00:19:23,660 Hey, love. 257 00:19:23,675 --> 00:19:24,775 _ 258 00:19:24,990 --> 00:19:26,690 _ 259 00:19:28,000 --> 00:19:29,600 _ 260 00:19:29,615 --> 00:19:31,615 _ 261 00:19:31,630 --> 00:19:33,430 _ 262 00:19:33,445 --> 00:19:34,845 _ 263 00:19:36,000 --> 00:19:39,800 _ 264 00:19:39,900 --> 00:19:43,365 OK. Your mum is a brilliant woman, 265 00:19:43,380 --> 00:19:48,180 but she lives in a world without clocks. That's all. 266 00:19:49,980 --> 00:19:53,725 I didn't know it at the time. How could I? 267 00:19:53,740 --> 00:19:57,565 But the moment I took what was on that boat, I lost everything. 268 00:19:57,580 --> 00:20:00,245 - My wife. - Wife, wife, wife. 269 00:20:00,260 --> 00:20:03,125 - My daughter. - Daughter, daughter, daughter. 270 00:20:03,140 --> 00:20:05,845 - It's strange. - Strange, strange, strange. 271 00:20:05,860 --> 00:20:08,805 It felt like the happiest day of my life. 272 00:20:08,820 --> 00:20:11,645 But the jaws of hell were about to open and swallow me, 273 00:20:11,660 --> 00:20:14,820 and all the people I loved, up. 274 00:20:35,580 --> 00:20:39,045 As The Tailor's man was following Samuel's wife, 275 00:20:39,060 --> 00:20:42,540 The Tailor was following his heart. 276 00:20:51,300 --> 00:20:53,340 I didn't think I'd see you again. 277 00:20:59,100 --> 00:21:00,500 These are for you. 278 00:21:02,140 --> 00:21:03,180 Oh. 279 00:21:14,540 --> 00:21:16,805 I wish to take you out. 280 00:21:16,820 --> 00:21:18,805 Dinner. Drinks. 281 00:21:18,820 --> 00:21:21,300 Whatever it is your heart desires. 282 00:21:24,380 --> 00:21:26,900 No. Sorry. 283 00:21:29,300 --> 00:21:30,620 Pardon? 284 00:21:32,260 --> 00:21:34,540 No. No. 285 00:21:37,980 --> 00:21:40,140 You are saying no to me? 286 00:21:41,420 --> 00:21:43,565 I am, love. Yeah. 287 00:21:43,580 --> 00:21:48,805 You live in France. You speak French. You do French... things. 288 00:21:48,820 --> 00:21:52,285 Why start something when you know it's going to end any day soon? 289 00:21:52,300 --> 00:21:54,925 You said yourself you wanted to have new experiences 290 00:21:54,940 --> 00:21:57,405 to open up your world. 291 00:21:57,420 --> 00:22:00,885 You can't teach an old dog new tricks. 292 00:22:00,900 --> 00:22:03,100 We learnt a few the other night. 293 00:22:07,540 --> 00:22:08,940 It's for the best. 294 00:22:10,340 --> 00:22:11,700 OK. I... 295 00:22:13,500 --> 00:22:14,940 I will leave. 296 00:22:16,260 --> 00:22:20,725 But, er, before I do, perhaps I could buy, er, 297 00:22:20,740 --> 00:22:24,820 - also some delicious pasty? - Of course. 298 00:22:27,300 --> 00:22:30,325 Oh, no, no, no, no. On the house. 299 00:22:30,340 --> 00:22:33,540 No, no. I will pay. I... I insist, uh? 300 00:22:38,500 --> 00:22:42,260 Oh, who's this? 301 00:22:48,500 --> 00:22:50,740 How much is it, please? 302 00:22:51,900 --> 00:22:53,620 £2. 303 00:22:58,620 --> 00:23:01,380 - Thank you. - Thanks. 304 00:23:08,780 --> 00:23:11,925 Janet had sat on that bench for what seemed like forever, 305 00:23:11,940 --> 00:23:13,805 basking in the glow of a job well done 306 00:23:13,820 --> 00:23:15,795 and a life finally going to plan. 307 00:23:15,810 --> 00:23:16,896 - Hello? - Janet. 308 00:23:16,911 --> 00:23:17,725 And then... 309 00:23:17,740 --> 00:23:20,045 - You need to meet me now. It's urgent. - Samuel? 310 00:23:20,060 --> 00:23:23,565 - Wha-what? What's wrong? - Just come. Now. 311 00:23:23,580 --> 00:23:25,100 All right, OK. Hang on. 312 00:23:43,740 --> 00:23:46,805 Are you fucking joking me? You said it were urgent. 313 00:23:46,820 --> 00:23:48,685 You need to celebrate. 314 00:23:48,700 --> 00:23:51,445 - You mean you need to celebrate. - Yes. 315 00:23:51,460 --> 00:23:54,605 - With you. - What, you ain't got anyone else to celebrate with? 316 00:23:54,620 --> 00:23:57,260 Who else in the world knows anything about this? 317 00:23:58,900 --> 00:24:00,845 I couldn't believe it. 318 00:24:00,860 --> 00:24:04,805 We'd stolen a shipload of cocaine together and here he was, 319 00:24:04,820 --> 00:24:07,405 supping on a seafood tower! 320 00:24:07,420 --> 00:24:09,485 But he was right. 321 00:24:09,500 --> 00:24:14,485 Sometimes when you have a secret, it hurts to keep it in. 322 00:24:14,500 --> 00:24:17,645 And I'm a sucker for a langoustine. 323 00:24:17,660 --> 00:24:19,925 - Chuck us a prawn, then. - Look. 324 00:24:19,940 --> 00:24:24,165 Samuel Wells, welcome to the 21st century. 325 00:24:24,180 --> 00:24:27,725 Right, but what about, you know, the gambling and temptation 326 00:24:27,740 --> 00:24:30,045 - and all that? - It's fine. 327 00:24:30,060 --> 00:24:31,925 I'm fine. 328 00:24:31,940 --> 00:24:34,325 Who cares? I'm rich! 329 00:24:34,340 --> 00:24:36,485 I'm rich! I'm rich! 330 00:24:36,500 --> 00:24:38,260 I can shower in seafood! 331 00:24:44,460 --> 00:24:45,860 Samuel! 332 00:24:46,940 --> 00:24:48,993 - Hi. - Darling! Hi. 333 00:24:49,300 --> 00:24:51,441 - What are you doing here? - I was just walking past. 334 00:24:51,456 --> 00:24:52,165 OK. 335 00:24:52,180 --> 00:24:55,925 Erm, cos Anya said you'd been out for ages. She was worried about you. 336 00:24:55,940 --> 00:24:59,765 Yeah, I haven't looked at my phone. I was shopping, had a long walk. 337 00:24:59,780 --> 00:25:01,091 - Mm-hm. - I explored while... 338 00:25:01,106 --> 00:25:03,005 - OK. - you were here with, erm...? 339 00:25:03,020 --> 00:25:05,860 Oh, right, sorry! This is Sally. 340 00:25:07,420 --> 00:25:10,205 Yeah, I am Sally. 341 00:25:10,220 --> 00:25:13,725 Yeah, Sally and I worked together, erm, oh, years ago, years ago, 342 00:25:13,740 --> 00:25:16,005 couple of cases, er, then Sally moved back up here. 343 00:25:16,020 --> 00:25:18,245 Actually, it was Sally who first got me 344 00:25:18,260 --> 00:25:20,565 thinking about this place in the first place. 345 00:25:20,580 --> 00:25:22,064 Yeah. Hiya. Hi. 346 00:25:22,079 --> 00:25:24,460 - Great to meet you. - Yeah. 347 00:25:25,780 --> 00:25:28,605 So, erm, how, how's the house? 348 00:25:28,620 --> 00:25:32,845 You should come round for dinner, tonight. See for yourself. 349 00:25:32,860 --> 00:25:34,445 Ah! 350 00:25:34,460 --> 00:25:37,500 - That's a great idea. - Right. 351 00:25:40,980 --> 00:25:43,820 Money can buy you many things. 352 00:25:47,260 --> 00:25:49,685 But escaping an unwanted invitation for dinner 353 00:25:49,700 --> 00:25:52,220 is not one of those things. 354 00:25:58,020 --> 00:25:59,205 I didn't think you'd come. 355 00:25:59,220 --> 00:26:02,125 I didn't want your wife asking questions about who I was. 356 00:26:02,140 --> 00:26:04,140 And I'm really fucking hungry. 357 00:26:05,260 --> 00:26:06,725 Let's make it quick. 358 00:26:06,740 --> 00:26:11,965 Right, this is Anya. Anya, this is Sally. 359 00:26:11,980 --> 00:26:13,100 Hiya. 360 00:26:14,780 --> 00:26:17,525 Right, she says she's sorry she can't join us for dinner, 361 00:26:17,540 --> 00:26:21,605 - she just doesn't want to. That's rude. - Fair enough. 362 00:26:21,620 --> 00:26:23,285 See ya. 363 00:26:23,300 --> 00:26:24,328 - Hi. - Oh, hiya! 364 00:26:24,343 --> 00:26:26,245 Yeah, I'm really sorry about the mess. 365 00:26:26,260 --> 00:26:29,254 We're still unpacking. Er, let me get you a drink. 366 00:26:29,269 --> 00:26:30,365 What is this? 367 00:26:30,380 --> 00:26:35,205 Oh, that... is a 3D printed model of Samuel's head. 368 00:26:35,220 --> 00:26:39,765 He's a huge Bowie fan, and his friends had it made for his 50th. 369 00:26:39,780 --> 00:26:43,005 - That's weird. - Yeah, he has some weird friends. 370 00:26:43,020 --> 00:26:46,340 Can we please eat? I have some very high-end ingredients. 371 00:26:48,500 --> 00:26:51,405 - Where do you want me? - Just over here is fine. 372 00:26:51,420 --> 00:26:55,325 - Crikey. - Eh? Oh, yeah, sorry, this, er... 373 00:26:55,340 --> 00:26:57,325 Glasses got broken in the move. 374 00:26:57,340 --> 00:27:00,645 No, no, I don't... I-I-I mean, lobster. 375 00:27:00,660 --> 00:27:02,565 I don't think I've had lobster before. 376 00:27:02,580 --> 00:27:05,140 Oh, I thought you legal types were always having fancy dinners. 377 00:27:24,180 --> 00:27:26,285 Oh, yeah, er, 378 00:27:26,300 --> 00:27:30,645 another nice surprise waiting for us in this delightful new house. 379 00:27:30,660 --> 00:27:34,045 - Lobster and mice? Now it's a fucking party. - Oh! 380 00:27:34,060 --> 00:27:37,220 - Please, I'm all right. - Yeah. 381 00:27:49,020 --> 00:27:51,885 And we'd been waiting for about eight hours for this jury, 382 00:27:51,900 --> 00:27:54,885 and, erm... 383 00:27:54,900 --> 00:27:57,885 Sally turns to me - and by this time we were so bored - 384 00:27:57,900 --> 00:28:00,645 and she asks this question. So... 385 00:28:00,660 --> 00:28:06,045 She says, "If you, if you came across the world's greatest treasure 386 00:28:06,060 --> 00:28:07,780 "and no-one was watching..." 387 00:28:09,820 --> 00:28:11,460 "would you take it?" 388 00:28:13,380 --> 00:28:15,365 What a funny question. 389 00:28:15,380 --> 00:28:16,725 Yeah, I'm funny like that. 390 00:28:16,740 --> 00:28:19,885 - I'm always asking fucking weird questions. - Right. 391 00:28:19,900 --> 00:28:22,125 And as soon as she asked that question, I was like, 392 00:28:22,140 --> 00:28:24,765 - "Yeah, we could be friends." - Mmm. 393 00:28:24,780 --> 00:28:30,005 Well, you said you would take all the treasure. 394 00:28:30,020 --> 00:28:31,805 - Right? - Without blinking. 395 00:28:31,820 --> 00:28:35,045 In fact, I think he answered before I finished the question. 396 00:28:35,060 --> 00:28:36,540 What would you do? 397 00:28:38,100 --> 00:28:40,725 - Depends. - What on? 398 00:28:40,740 --> 00:28:42,165 On how much I needed it. 399 00:28:42,180 --> 00:28:45,405 Oh, that's a cop-out. 400 00:28:46,900 --> 00:28:48,420 Flourless cake! 401 00:28:51,580 --> 00:28:54,205 So I was thinking that, erm, tomorrow we should, er, 402 00:28:54,220 --> 00:28:57,525 - go back to the storage unit and divide up the money. - OK. 403 00:28:57,540 --> 00:29:00,765 Is ten OK? Cos I've got to do something first. 404 00:29:00,780 --> 00:29:03,125 Ten's perfect. 405 00:29:03,140 --> 00:29:04,900 She's lovely. 406 00:29:06,020 --> 00:29:07,485 Believe me, I know. 407 00:29:07,500 --> 00:29:10,765 So's my daughter, if somewhat, you know, antisocial. 408 00:29:17,020 --> 00:29:18,380 Camilla? 409 00:29:19,580 --> 00:29:22,565 Oh, God, I'm such an idiot! 410 00:29:22,580 --> 00:29:25,860 It's OK. It's no good without flour anyway. 411 00:29:30,660 --> 00:29:33,565 No, I heard 'em say they sold it already. 412 00:29:33,580 --> 00:29:35,885 But, listen, I also know where they're going to be meeting 413 00:29:35,900 --> 00:29:38,245 to divide the money up. 414 00:29:38,260 --> 00:29:40,165 Well, no. 415 00:29:40,180 --> 00:29:43,085 No, because you told me to be less conspicuous. 416 00:29:43,100 --> 00:29:45,005 And I went away and I looked that word up. 417 00:29:45,020 --> 00:29:47,620 Four dead bodies is pretty fucking conspicuous to me. 418 00:29:49,740 --> 00:29:52,740 What? Tomorrow at ten. 419 00:29:55,220 --> 00:29:57,780 Well, I'm going to be un-conspicuous, ain't I? 420 00:30:01,500 --> 00:30:06,900 _ 421 00:30:19,380 --> 00:30:21,405 - Hiya. - Morning. 422 00:30:21,420 --> 00:30:22,780 Come here. 423 00:30:26,860 --> 00:30:28,380 That were very tight. 424 00:30:29,860 --> 00:30:33,645 - What are we doing here? - I thought I'd, er, buy you a new tuba. 425 00:30:33,660 --> 00:30:36,041 Cos you said the one that you borrowed from school was alittle bit... 426 00:30:36,056 --> 00:30:36,845 Yeah, the, er, 427 00:30:36,860 --> 00:30:41,071 the mouthpiece keeps giving mea rash, which I'm pretty sure is herpes. 428 00:30:41,086 --> 00:30:42,485 Bleurgh! 429 00:30:42,500 --> 00:30:45,100 But you can't afford this. What's going on? 430 00:30:46,620 --> 00:30:51,205 Things are changing. Maybe, I don't know, maybe I'm due some good luck for once. 431 00:30:51,220 --> 00:30:56,285 Hey, listen, I, erm, I had a word with your dad and, er, well, he's, 432 00:30:56,300 --> 00:30:58,485 he said, we... 433 00:30:58,500 --> 00:31:00,300 we-we agreed that... 434 00:31:01,940 --> 00:31:04,285 I'm going to become your legal guardian. 435 00:31:04,300 --> 00:31:06,340 If that's OK with you? 436 00:31:11,580 --> 00:31:12,860 Mum... 437 00:31:14,540 --> 00:31:16,020 Come on. 438 00:31:44,780 --> 00:31:46,997 - Janet. - Hiya, I'm so sorry I'm late. 439 00:31:47,012 --> 00:31:48,365 I'm already inside. 440 00:31:48,380 --> 00:31:49,460 Oh, OK. 441 00:32:03,660 --> 00:32:06,045 Sorry, I couldn't say anything. 442 00:32:06,060 --> 00:32:10,125 Now take me to the money. Move. 443 00:32:10,140 --> 00:32:12,100 - Who are you? - Move! 444 00:32:20,740 --> 00:32:22,220 Oh, shit. 445 00:32:29,140 --> 00:32:30,380 What have you done? 446 00:32:32,020 --> 00:32:33,700 - Where's the money? - I... 447 00:32:35,540 --> 00:32:38,565 - I... It wasn't me. - Where is it? 448 00:32:38,580 --> 00:32:40,565 Why would you assume it was me?! 449 00:32:40,580 --> 00:32:41,583 Well, where is it? 450 00:32:41,598 --> 00:32:43,445 - Just calm down. - Calm down?! 451 00:32:43,460 --> 00:32:45,012 Are you fucking telling me to calm down?! 452 00:32:45,027 --> 00:32:47,205 All right, then think! My life's on the line here, too. 453 00:32:47,220 --> 00:32:48,128 Why would I risk that? 454 00:32:48,143 --> 00:32:49,952 I don't know, why did you gamble your life savings away? 455 00:32:49,967 --> 00:32:50,885 Why did you quit your job? 456 00:32:50,900 --> 00:32:52,645 I didn't quit my job, I was struck off, OK? 457 00:32:52,660 --> 00:32:54,900 Well, you were wondering why I can't trust you! 458 00:32:54,915 --> 00:32:56,205 - Shut up! - Enough! 459 00:32:56,220 --> 00:32:58,645 Now let me get this straight. 460 00:32:58,660 --> 00:33:01,045 Are you seriously telling methat you genuinely, 461 00:33:01,060 --> 00:33:03,685 I mean genuinely, don't know where that money is? - Yes. 462 00:33:03,700 --> 00:33:06,965 - We've got no idea. - I'm going to ask you one more time. 463 00:33:06,980 --> 00:33:08,925 And I'm going to ask you to promise on your life. 464 00:33:08,940 --> 00:33:11,125 - And I fucking mean that literally. - No! 465 00:33:11,140 --> 00:33:13,540 - Cos you saw the news, yeah? - What? 466 00:33:15,140 --> 00:33:17,005 You've seen what I'm prepared to do. 467 00:33:17,020 --> 00:33:19,885 Go through a whole police station to get to you two. 468 00:33:19,900 --> 00:33:21,380 I knew it! 469 00:33:23,900 --> 00:33:25,325 I promise you, I swear to God, 470 00:33:25,340 --> 00:33:27,860 we do not know anything about where that's gone. 471 00:33:29,180 --> 00:33:30,660 Promise. 472 00:33:32,220 --> 00:33:33,700 We don't know anything about it. 473 00:33:37,900 --> 00:33:40,780 OK, then. Let's go. 474 00:33:53,020 --> 00:33:54,525 Hiya. 475 00:33:54,540 --> 00:33:58,245 We need to look at the, er, CCTV in the corridor. 476 00:33:58,260 --> 00:34:01,685 - You what? - Our unit got broken into. Number 13. 477 00:34:01,700 --> 00:34:05,965 That's a police matter, that is. All sorts of forms and so on, 478 00:34:05,980 --> 00:34:08,925 - I can't be doing that... - We can do without all that hassle. 479 00:34:08,940 --> 00:34:10,125 Right, love? 480 00:34:10,140 --> 00:34:12,540 I mean, life's too short, innit? For all that old bollocks. 481 00:34:14,540 --> 00:34:17,285 Yeah. Yeah, sure. 482 00:34:17,300 --> 00:34:20,005 Course. Erm... 483 00:34:20,020 --> 00:34:22,645 - Corridor outside 13? - Yeah. 484 00:34:22,660 --> 00:34:26,660 - Yeah, when? - We were last there about 10 am yesterday. 485 00:34:34,620 --> 00:34:37,140 Listen, I just want to say, I really appreciate this. 486 00:34:38,900 --> 00:34:41,925 I'm going to make sure you get five stars on the old, y'know? 487 00:34:41,940 --> 00:34:47,165 I want to give it five Guys. You see, that's my name. Guy. 488 00:34:47,180 --> 00:34:49,740 And I rate everything in Guys now. 489 00:34:51,540 --> 00:34:53,285 "Staff here are so professional. 490 00:34:53,300 --> 00:34:58,245 "I mean, really went that extra mile, service-wise." 491 00:34:58,260 --> 00:34:59,325 Hey, I've got an idea. 492 00:34:59,340 --> 00:35:01,820 You know I could even put your name in the review. 493 00:35:04,100 --> 00:35:06,205 What is your name, love? 494 00:35:06,220 --> 00:35:07,024 Belinda. 495 00:35:07,039 --> 00:35:09,365 - Oh, Belinda. - Yeah. 496 00:35:09,380 --> 00:35:11,405 - Beautiful name. - There. 497 00:35:11,420 --> 00:35:12,620 Go back. 498 00:35:22,940 --> 00:35:24,405 Fuck. 499 00:35:24,420 --> 00:35:26,260 - You know him? - Oh, unfortunately. 500 00:35:28,380 --> 00:35:30,020 Sorry, can you go forwards? 501 00:35:33,260 --> 00:35:35,245 It looks like it just stops. 502 00:35:35,260 --> 00:35:37,645 - How long after that man left? - Er, let's see. 503 00:35:37,660 --> 00:35:41,965 He comes in at 9pm last night, camera cuts out 20 minutes later, 504 00:35:41,980 --> 00:35:44,525 maybe, and then it's back on an hour after. 505 00:35:44,540 --> 00:35:48,005 Slimy, sneaky, rat-faced cunt! 506 00:35:48,020 --> 00:35:50,260 Sorry, Belinda. Sorry. 507 00:35:51,540 --> 00:35:53,565 You sure he's going to be there? 508 00:35:53,580 --> 00:35:56,620 - It's a match day. He'll be there. - Yeah, you better hope so. 509 00:35:59,580 --> 00:36:02,165 Your boss... 510 00:36:02,180 --> 00:36:05,540 - does he know about us yet? - Well, he knows I found you. 511 00:36:07,260 --> 00:36:10,285 - So, he knows our names? - Nah. 512 00:36:10,300 --> 00:36:12,205 He only knows I'm on it. 513 00:36:12,220 --> 00:36:14,405 And I'm not going to bother him until I get the cash. 514 00:36:14,420 --> 00:36:19,365 Because The Tailor likes to be given solutions. Not problems. 515 00:36:19,380 --> 00:36:22,125 The Tailor? Doesn't he have a real name? 516 00:36:22,140 --> 00:36:24,565 - What do you care what his fucking name is? - I was, er, 517 00:36:24,580 --> 00:36:27,445 I was just curious, I suppose. About the man we stole from. 518 00:36:27,460 --> 00:36:29,460 Why are you still talking?! 519 00:36:31,500 --> 00:36:34,365 Oh, I keep meaning to go there. 520 00:36:34,380 --> 00:36:38,325 - Sorry? - The old Shang Emperor. I got a voucher an' all, 521 00:36:38,340 --> 00:36:40,605 I keep meaning to go, but work keeps getting in the way, 522 00:36:40,620 --> 00:36:45,485 which is shit, cos I fucking love a nice big plate of ho fun. - Mm-hm. 523 00:36:45,500 --> 00:36:49,205 You know them noodles, you know? You know, the big, fat, tasty ones? 524 00:36:49,220 --> 00:36:52,609 - I love 'em. - Yeah, I've heard of them. 525 00:36:52,624 --> 00:36:54,405 You like noodles? 526 00:36:54,420 --> 00:36:58,125 Er, yeah, I do. I do quite like noodles. 527 00:36:58,140 --> 00:37:03,005 It's like the Chinese saw pasta and thought, "Hold my beer," y'know? 528 00:37:04,780 --> 00:37:05,980 I love 'em. 529 00:37:09,380 --> 00:37:11,460 Well, I thought you wanted to talk? 530 00:37:18,540 --> 00:37:20,540 - Hiya, Mummy! - Hiya, kid. 531 00:37:21,740 --> 00:37:24,605 - How was the doctor? - Usual song and dance. 532 00:37:24,620 --> 00:37:27,325 You tell him you're not shitting properly and then they want you 533 00:37:27,340 --> 00:37:32,180 to go for a full scale MOT, which makes you... Oh. 534 00:37:34,180 --> 00:37:36,165 What you been playing at? 535 00:37:36,180 --> 00:37:39,525 - If you don't put the product out no-one can buy it. - I did. 536 00:37:39,540 --> 00:37:41,105 - It's all sold out. - You what? 537 00:37:41,120 --> 00:37:42,685 Every single thing. Sold out. 538 00:37:42,700 --> 00:37:44,180 To, uh... 539 00:37:46,300 --> 00:37:48,060 Monsieur Frenchington. 540 00:37:49,260 --> 00:37:53,725 So, you and him, is it, is it serious? 541 00:37:53,740 --> 00:37:56,245 None of your beeswax. 542 00:37:56,260 --> 00:38:00,165 If he's going to be my new Daddy, it actually is my beeswax, cos you... 543 00:38:00,180 --> 00:38:01,380 All right. 544 00:38:06,620 --> 00:38:09,525 I am not going to jump back into bed with you 545 00:38:09,540 --> 00:38:13,285 - just cos you got a few quid. - Thank God, no, of course not. 546 00:38:13,300 --> 00:38:19,165 You see, all I wished was to get your attention. 547 00:38:19,180 --> 00:38:20,620 And, er... 548 00:38:22,300 --> 00:38:26,685 Mm! What a delicious way to do it. 549 00:38:26,700 --> 00:38:29,060 I've said everything that needs saying. 550 00:38:30,460 --> 00:38:35,085 But The Tailor wasn't used to hearing the word no. 551 00:38:35,100 --> 00:38:36,965 You made yourself clear, yes. 552 00:38:36,980 --> 00:38:40,565 But you didn't give me a chance to... to respond. 553 00:38:40,580 --> 00:38:44,845 It is true that, er, I'm just a visitor here. 554 00:38:44,860 --> 00:38:48,205 But what if... What if I was not? 555 00:38:48,220 --> 00:38:51,205 Oh, bloody hell. We had sex once. 556 00:38:51,220 --> 00:38:54,020 - Twice. - One and a half. 557 00:38:56,020 --> 00:38:57,765 Agreed. 558 00:38:57,780 --> 00:39:00,525 And you're going to move here? There's words for that. 559 00:39:00,540 --> 00:39:03,500 I said no such thing. Only that, er... 560 00:39:04,900 --> 00:39:07,845 I'm... I'm open to... to change, 561 00:39:07,860 --> 00:39:10,485 to possibility. 562 00:39:10,500 --> 00:39:13,165 I ask simply that you do the same. 563 00:39:13,180 --> 00:39:16,020 We're not just in different worlds, love. 564 00:39:17,860 --> 00:39:21,180 We're in two difference galaxies. Universes, even. 565 00:39:22,540 --> 00:39:27,060 If it's possible to have more than one universe, that is. 566 00:39:37,940 --> 00:39:39,380 You have my number. 567 00:39:43,860 --> 00:39:46,245 You seem awfully confident. 568 00:39:46,260 --> 00:39:49,100 I know how this ends. 569 00:40:08,260 --> 00:40:11,060 - Oh, no, no, no. What's he doing here? - What? 570 00:40:12,980 --> 00:40:16,965 - Is that... Is that your son? - I can't do this while he's here. 571 00:40:16,980 --> 00:40:19,500 I'll be putting a target right on his back. 572 00:40:20,740 --> 00:40:23,565 I hate to tell you this, Janet, but everyone we've ever loved 573 00:40:23,580 --> 00:40:25,445 is already in danger. 574 00:40:36,780 --> 00:40:39,965 We can't all go over. Well, just.. 575 00:40:39,980 --> 00:40:42,060 Just don't say anything, please. 576 00:40:55,380 --> 00:40:57,380 Dad, Mum wants to talk to you. 577 00:41:05,420 --> 00:41:08,925 - W-W-What... What's going on? - Where's the money? 578 00:41:08,940 --> 00:41:12,005 You, you gave that to me, we had a deal. 579 00:41:12,020 --> 00:41:15,300 We know you went to the storage unit. How'd you find it? Did you follow me? 580 00:41:16,700 --> 00:41:19,125 - I don't know what you're on about. - You're literally on camera 581 00:41:19,140 --> 00:41:21,005 at 9:00 last night and then you walk away 582 00:41:21,020 --> 00:41:25,965 and half an hour later, the CCTV just conveniently stops. 583 00:41:25,980 --> 00:41:27,245 You paid him, didn't you? 584 00:41:27,260 --> 00:41:31,085 I'd think very carefully about what you say next, mate. 585 00:41:31,100 --> 00:41:33,900 Because I work for the man that that money belongs to. 586 00:41:36,660 --> 00:41:39,565 I got... suspicious 587 00:41:39,580 --> 00:41:44,405 when you gave me that money and-and, er, so... 588 00:41:44,420 --> 00:41:47,365 I went onto-onto-onto your, onto online banking and I, 589 00:41:47,380 --> 00:41:51,965 er, saw the payment for the storage unit. And I-I-I went and had a look 590 00:41:51,980 --> 00:41:53,580 and I saw all the... 591 00:41:54,940 --> 00:41:59,165 all the padlocks and, er, and the camera and I thought, "No, thanks." 592 00:41:59,180 --> 00:42:01,885 So what you're saying, it's just bad luck the CCTV just cuts out, 593 00:42:01,900 --> 00:42:03,485 - is that it? - Janet, please. 594 00:42:03,500 --> 00:42:06,525 I am not lying. 595 00:42:06,540 --> 00:42:08,565 Hi, Mum. 596 00:42:08,580 --> 00:42:14,125 Al, Alan! Mate, come, come here. What's that app, with the, erm... 597 00:42:14,140 --> 00:42:17,725 - For the doorbell and the camera? - The smart bell? 598 00:42:17,740 --> 00:42:19,405 Smart bell, yeah. 599 00:42:19,420 --> 00:42:22,325 Can, can, can you have a look, there? Can you check it for me? 600 00:42:22,340 --> 00:42:27,100 Can you show these lovely people what time I got back last night? 601 00:42:28,500 --> 00:42:32,205 - What's this about? - Just..bloody do it. 602 00:42:32,220 --> 00:42:34,380 Quickly, please, now. 603 00:42:37,100 --> 00:42:40,925 Ha-ha! 9:15! See? 604 00:42:40,940 --> 00:42:42,965 See? 605 00:42:42,980 --> 00:42:47,085 - Did, did I go, did I go anywhere after? - No. 606 00:42:47,100 --> 00:42:50,525 - Right, you, you can, you can, you can go now. - Not till you tell me 607 00:42:50,540 --> 00:42:53,860 - what's going on. - It's nowt to do with you, just piss off! 608 00:42:56,220 --> 00:42:57,765 - Mum? - But I'm not your mum, am I? 609 00:42:57,780 --> 00:42:59,325 She had the good sense to fuck off 610 00:42:59,340 --> 00:43:03,860 before I did, so just jog on, you're not wanted. Go! Please! 611 00:43:15,380 --> 00:43:20,020 If I find out you're lying, I will come back here and take you apart. 612 00:43:23,620 --> 00:43:24,980 Now go. 613 00:43:39,740 --> 00:43:41,380 Not your day, is it? 614 00:43:57,380 --> 00:43:59,525 Where are we going? 615 00:43:59,540 --> 00:44:01,525 Where do you think? 616 00:44:01,540 --> 00:44:03,580 You're taking us to The Tailor? 617 00:44:10,860 --> 00:44:14,085 Think, Samuel. Your life depends upon it. 618 00:44:14,100 --> 00:44:18,485 Think, Janet! Your life also depends upon it! 619 00:44:18,500 --> 00:44:20,725 Who took the money?! 620 00:44:20,740 --> 00:44:22,885 Come on. Come on. There must be someone. 621 00:44:22,900 --> 00:44:25,020 There must be someone who knows... 622 00:44:27,460 --> 00:44:30,405 Huh, er, the, the bloke, who, erm, the bloke, 623 00:44:30,420 --> 00:44:32,565 the bloke from the storage, the storage place. 624 00:44:32,580 --> 00:44:35,245 - He weren't, he weren't there today. - Right. Right, right, er, 625 00:44:35,260 --> 00:44:37,925 - and he would've had access to those cameras so, erm... - Yeah. 626 00:44:37,940 --> 00:44:40,005 What was his... 627 00:44:40,020 --> 00:44:42,045 Ha... Harry... Henry... 628 00:44:42,060 --> 00:44:44,725 - Harold! Harold's, Harold's life-hacks! - Right. 629 00:44:44,740 --> 00:44:46,965 - Yeah. - He must... Look, look him up. 630 00:44:46,980 --> 00:44:48,865 He works at the storage facility. 631 00:44:48,880 --> 00:44:50,765 He sees all the comings and goings, 632 00:44:50,780 --> 00:44:55,965 like some all-seeing spider, and we are flies in his web. 633 00:44:55,980 --> 00:44:58,405 He saw what we put in that unit. 634 00:44:58,420 --> 00:45:00,845 Are you sure? 635 00:45:00,860 --> 00:45:04,845 We're grasping at straws because straws are all we have! 636 00:45:04,860 --> 00:45:08,645 Oh, erm, there's, er, there's, there's an address for, for, 637 00:45:08,660 --> 00:45:13,005 for fan-mail on his page. It's, it's 70 more... 74 Craigmin Road. 638 00:45:13,020 --> 00:45:15,565 - 74 Craigmin Road. We have to go to 74... - Please. 639 00:45:15,580 --> 00:45:18,136 Craigmin Road, cos that's where the man who stole the money lives. 640 00:45:18,151 --> 00:45:19,525 Do I look like I work for you? 641 00:45:19,540 --> 00:45:22,965 Sh... Shouldn't we at least try? 642 00:45:22,980 --> 00:45:26,165 I thought you said that your boss liked being given solutions not, 643 00:45:26,180 --> 00:45:28,100 not problems, right? 644 00:45:44,620 --> 00:45:45,860 Well, go on. 645 00:45:58,740 --> 00:46:01,365 - I think you've taken something that doesn't belong to you. - No. 646 00:46:01,380 --> 00:46:02,820 - You need... - No, no, no... 647 00:46:07,980 --> 00:46:10,005 Where's the money? 648 00:46:10,020 --> 00:46:13,805 It's under me bed. I ain't spent none of it. 649 00:46:13,820 --> 00:46:16,165 You two were always in and out, and you walked right past me 650 00:46:16,180 --> 00:46:18,565 like I was nothing, but I notice, see? 651 00:46:18,580 --> 00:46:23,045 I watch and I wait and I see. Mr Invisible over here. 652 00:46:27,620 --> 00:46:31,700 Why? Why? You didn't have to do that! 653 00:46:32,940 --> 00:46:35,925 We don't have to do anything. 654 00:46:35,940 --> 00:46:37,860 But we do it anyway, don't we? 655 00:46:39,340 --> 00:46:40,725 Right, I'm going to grab the cash 656 00:46:40,740 --> 00:46:43,140 and then we're going to get the fuck out of here. 657 00:46:48,180 --> 00:46:50,205 They'd found the money 658 00:46:50,220 --> 00:46:53,500 but a lone wolf was still trying to find them. 659 00:47:09,620 --> 00:47:11,180 Show yourself. 660 00:47:44,860 --> 00:47:45,797 Hello. 661 00:47:45,812 --> 00:47:47,380 - Hi. - Hiya. 662 00:47:49,740 --> 00:47:52,765 You must be The Tailor. 663 00:47:52,780 --> 00:47:55,060 We have... We have your money. 664 00:47:59,900 --> 00:48:02,325 My father was a tailor 665 00:48:02,340 --> 00:48:04,820 and his father before him. It's in my blood. 666 00:48:06,100 --> 00:48:12,245 I don't need to do it and, er, yet still I... I cannot help myself. 667 00:48:12,260 --> 00:48:16,500 One day a week, I find my steps drawn to the old shop. 668 00:48:19,020 --> 00:48:20,300 Tell me... 669 00:48:22,380 --> 00:48:25,925 what were the... the two of you 670 00:48:25,940 --> 00:48:29,045 before you decided to become thieves? 671 00:48:29,060 --> 00:48:31,965 Some of the money's gone. 672 00:48:31,980 --> 00:48:34,845 Half a million. But we can get it back for you. 673 00:48:34,860 --> 00:48:37,100 If you give us some time, we can... 674 00:48:39,060 --> 00:48:42,005 How much did you receive for your first transaction? 675 00:48:42,020 --> 00:48:43,460 Five million. 676 00:48:49,980 --> 00:48:52,125 I'm sorry. I should... I shouldn't laugh. 677 00:48:52,140 --> 00:48:55,405 I mean, well, things have been, er, 678 00:48:55,420 --> 00:48:58,060 strange since I arrived here. 679 00:49:01,660 --> 00:49:03,165 The product on that boat 680 00:49:03,180 --> 00:49:05,605 should fetch twice the amount you were paid. 681 00:49:05,620 --> 00:49:09,485 - We... we didn't... - Fuck. We didn't know that. 682 00:49:09,500 --> 00:49:13,685 - We didn't think... - No. No, you... 683 00:49:13,700 --> 00:49:16,605 you didn't think, huh? Hmm. 684 00:49:16,620 --> 00:49:20,500 You didn't think about any of this, huh? 685 00:49:24,140 --> 00:49:25,260 Wait. 686 00:49:32,860 --> 00:49:36,445 Oh, I thought I felt it buzz. 687 00:49:36,460 --> 00:49:38,405 You know that, er, 688 00:49:38,420 --> 00:49:43,220 sometimes you think a text has come and then, er... 689 00:49:44,980 --> 00:49:48,005 Well, perhaps... I'm wrong. 690 00:49:48,020 --> 00:49:51,405 Maybe she's right. Maybe, er... 691 00:49:51,420 --> 00:49:55,020 our worlds are too different. 692 00:49:56,900 --> 00:49:58,325 Anyway, kill them. 693 00:49:58,340 --> 00:50:01,805 No, no! Please, please! Please, I've got a son! 694 00:50:01,820 --> 00:50:03,125 I have! 695 00:50:03,140 --> 00:50:06,125 We'll fix this, I promise. We'll find a way to get you your money. 696 00:50:06,140 --> 00:50:09,725 Cinq million? Cinq million? You're a comic? 697 00:50:09,740 --> 00:50:12,805 No! No, no, no, no! The bloke who we sold the stuff to, 698 00:50:12,820 --> 00:50:15,565 - we'll, I will get it back. We'll find... - Please, just give us a... 699 00:50:15,580 --> 00:50:20,485 Oh! Stop begging, it's embarrassing for everyone. 700 00:50:20,500 --> 00:50:22,325 This is just business. 701 00:50:22,340 --> 00:50:23,645 No! A day, a day. 702 00:50:23,660 --> 00:50:27,925 Just give us a day. What... How, how could it hurt? 703 00:50:27,940 --> 00:50:32,460 Let us at least try. How could it hurt to just see what happens? 704 00:50:38,540 --> 00:50:41,285 Those are the words I used with Patricia. 705 00:50:41,300 --> 00:50:44,660 "Let us see where this goes," I asked her. 706 00:50:46,300 --> 00:50:49,685 I have never been so vulnerable, so naked, 707 00:50:49,700 --> 00:50:56,500 and still this taunts me with the loudest silence I have known, no? 708 00:51:03,740 --> 00:51:05,460 You are from here, yes? 709 00:51:07,700 --> 00:51:11,965 - Yeah. - You know how these women in the North think? 710 00:51:11,980 --> 00:51:15,180 - Er, I... I, uh... - There is a woman. 711 00:51:17,620 --> 00:51:21,340 Do... Do I give up? Do I continue? 712 00:51:23,180 --> 00:51:24,885 Do I keep pushing forward? 713 00:51:24,900 --> 00:51:27,565 I... It's... Tell, tell me about her. What happened? 714 00:51:27,580 --> 00:51:30,645 Cos, yeah, just like you said, I am, I am a northern woman, 715 00:51:30,660 --> 00:51:34,685 I... I know how we think. 716 00:51:34,700 --> 00:51:37,980 This is how foolish I have become. Fuck! 717 00:51:39,740 --> 00:51:43,005 Usually I would take my time. 718 00:51:43,020 --> 00:51:45,525 Prolong the moment, uh? 719 00:51:45,540 --> 00:51:48,245 But today is your luckiest one. 720 00:51:51,700 --> 00:51:53,460 Wait. 721 00:51:55,780 --> 00:51:59,365 She wants to meet me for a date. 722 00:51:59,380 --> 00:52:02,940 She says, er... What does this mean? 723 00:52:04,860 --> 00:52:06,725 "Let's give it a whirl." 724 00:52:06,740 --> 00:52:08,220 What? 725 00:52:09,780 --> 00:52:12,765 - She wants to spin with me? - No, it's just, it's, it's a phrase. 726 00:52:12,780 --> 00:52:14,685 It's an idiom. 727 00:52:14,700 --> 00:52:19,325 It's, erm, like, let's give it a go. Let's, let's give something a try. 728 00:52:23,980 --> 00:52:27,045 "Give it a whirl." Ha-ha! 729 00:52:27,060 --> 00:52:30,125 Oh, yes, Pat. Yes. 730 00:52:30,140 --> 00:52:34,325 Let's... Let's give it... Let's give it a whirl. 731 00:52:41,340 --> 00:52:42,380 Wow! 732 00:52:44,420 --> 00:52:46,460 What a fucking roller-coaster. 733 00:52:48,460 --> 00:52:53,445 It seems, er, I'll be here longer than planned. 734 00:52:53,460 --> 00:52:56,245 Go on. Take it. Have another day. 735 00:52:56,260 --> 00:52:59,020 24 hours. Guy will keep an eye on you. 736 00:53:01,020 --> 00:53:02,765 And know this - 737 00:53:02,780 --> 00:53:06,445 I'm rooting for you, hey? 738 00:53:06,460 --> 00:53:10,165 I hope you find the money, huh? 739 00:53:10,180 --> 00:53:13,125 We all get what it is that we want. 740 00:53:13,140 --> 00:53:14,365 Yeah? 741 00:53:14,380 --> 00:53:17,460 Really "give it a whirl," she says, uh? 742 00:53:18,620 --> 00:53:20,420 - OK... - Come on, let's go. 743 00:53:24,860 --> 00:53:26,020 Wait! 744 00:53:31,500 --> 00:53:33,260 There is one more thing. 745 00:53:45,820 --> 00:53:47,580 What do I say to her? 746 00:53:49,140 --> 00:53:51,125 How quickly things change. 747 00:53:51,140 --> 00:53:56,085 How life can be saved by one fortuitously timed text message. 748 00:53:59,000 --> 00:54:03,340 _ 749 00:54:03,420 --> 00:54:05,485 Life isn't always simple, though. 750 00:54:05,500 --> 00:54:09,885 Things aren't always black and white. 751 00:54:49,460 --> 00:54:50,820 _ 752 00:54:55,900 --> 00:54:57,199 _ 753 00:54:58,014 --> 00:54:59,214 _ 754 00:54:59,329 --> 00:55:00,729 _ 755 00:55:01,644 --> 00:55:03,644 _ 756 00:55:05,000 --> 00:55:06,300 _ 757 00:55:07,015 --> 00:55:08,215 _ 758 00:55:11,300 --> 00:55:13,900 _ 759 00:55:17,015 --> 00:55:19,763 _ 760 00:55:22,200 --> 00:55:25,200 _ 761 00:55:40,000 --> 00:55:46,000 *CREDITS*