1 00:00:00,100 --> 00:00:02,165 Previously on Boat Story 2 00:00:03,000 --> 00:00:04,625 Remember Janet? 3 00:00:05,000 --> 00:00:07,685 Remember this? And remember, she's got a new hand now. 4 00:00:07,900 --> 00:00:11,985 And she used to live with this guy and raised his son like her own. 5 00:00:12,000 --> 00:00:15,145 Only now they broke up and she is not allowed to see him any more, 6 00:00:15,460 --> 00:00:16,605 - which is shit. - That's shit. 7 00:00:16,620 --> 00:00:19,925 Oh, and Alan thinks his dad is hiding something from him. 8 00:00:20,140 --> 00:00:22,725 Anyway, Janet met a guy called Samuel on the beach 9 00:00:22,740 --> 00:00:24,845 and they found this. And Samuel said... 10 00:00:24,860 --> 00:00:27,325 I think I know someone who'd give us a lot of money for this. 11 00:00:27,340 --> 00:00:28,525 And Janet was like... 12 00:00:28,540 --> 00:00:29,805 Where would we keep it? 13 00:00:29,820 --> 00:00:32,765 But as Samuel left the beach, someone was watching. 14 00:00:33,900 --> 00:00:37,820 Meanwhile, the mysterious tailor wanted to know... 15 00:00:37,835 --> 00:00:41,165 _ 16 00:00:41,180 --> 00:00:44,005 So he sent his men to search the police evidence room. 17 00:00:45,940 --> 00:00:48,885 Even left some evidence of their own behind. 18 00:00:48,900 --> 00:00:51,765 We also met a police officer called Arthur... 19 00:00:51,780 --> 00:00:52,965 And The Tailor reckoned... 20 00:00:52,980 --> 00:00:54,645 You have something of mine, I think. 21 00:00:54,660 --> 00:00:56,885 - And Arthur went... - You gotta find me first. 22 00:00:56,900 --> 00:00:59,325 Then the last thing that happened was this. 23 00:00:59,340 --> 00:01:01,485 And hell knows what that was about. 24 00:01:01,500 --> 00:01:03,980 Anyway, let's get started, shall we? 25 00:01:14,940 --> 00:01:16,925 Are you seeing what I'm seeing? 26 00:01:16,940 --> 00:01:18,125 Jesus. 27 00:01:18,140 --> 00:01:19,365 Not quite. 28 00:01:19,380 --> 00:01:21,580 Although they do say He works in mysterious ways. 29 00:01:23,100 --> 00:01:25,245 Why aren't you calling the police? 30 00:01:25,260 --> 00:01:26,645 Do you want me to? 31 00:01:26,660 --> 00:01:28,005 Why would we not? 32 00:01:28,020 --> 00:01:29,645 That's what I'm asking. 33 00:01:29,660 --> 00:01:31,245 It's a question. 34 00:01:31,260 --> 00:01:32,900 I know it's a question. 35 00:01:35,460 --> 00:01:36,500 Look at him. 36 00:01:37,820 --> 00:01:40,365 He can smell it now - 37 00:01:40,380 --> 00:01:43,445 the alluring stink of opportunity. 38 00:01:43,460 --> 00:01:46,165 What is it people call it? Right - 39 00:01:46,180 --> 00:01:47,660 the horns of a dilemma. 40 00:01:50,140 --> 00:01:54,045 But... I know what's right. 41 00:01:54,060 --> 00:01:56,325 I know what I need to ask him. 42 00:01:56,340 --> 00:02:01,165 I need to turn to him and I need to say - we can't just keep it. 43 00:02:01,180 --> 00:02:02,274 - 'Ere. - I've found it. 44 00:02:02,289 --> 00:02:04,045 It's not some five-pound note... 45 00:02:04,060 --> 00:02:05,125 Wow! 46 00:02:05,140 --> 00:02:06,365 Wow indeed. 47 00:02:06,380 --> 00:02:08,845 - I'm gonna just wait... - No. Stick around. 48 00:02:08,860 --> 00:02:10,325 You might learn something. 49 00:02:10,340 --> 00:02:12,365 Sit down. 50 00:02:12,380 --> 00:02:14,140 Filled with treats and surprises. 51 00:02:15,740 --> 00:02:17,525 My future's in that box. 52 00:02:17,540 --> 00:02:18,580 Our future, Janet. 53 00:02:19,780 --> 00:02:20,820 Let's take it. 54 00:02:22,060 --> 00:02:23,100 Very well. 55 00:02:24,740 --> 00:02:26,925 Whatever lies before us, 56 00:02:26,940 --> 00:02:31,125 whatever fate has in store, we must remember this... 57 00:02:32,700 --> 00:02:35,165 ..we made our bed, Samuel. 58 00:02:35,180 --> 00:02:36,220 And we... 59 00:02:37,580 --> 00:02:38,725 ..must lie in it. 60 00:02:38,740 --> 00:02:41,965 In it, we must lie. 61 00:02:41,980 --> 00:02:43,100 Yeah. 62 00:02:47,140 --> 00:02:51,140 *CREDITS* 63 00:02:51,940 --> 00:02:55,125 If the world's a stage and we are merely players, 64 00:02:55,140 --> 00:03:00,005 remember that whatever the game, some players always feel left out. 65 00:03:00,020 --> 00:03:01,125 Cheers. Sorry. 66 00:03:01,140 --> 00:03:03,460 Like they just don't fit in. 67 00:03:08,740 --> 00:03:10,736 I think that's everything. 68 00:03:10,751 --> 00:03:12,285 - Thanks. - No wozza. 69 00:03:12,300 --> 00:03:14,165 Oh, boss asked to see you. 70 00:03:14,180 --> 00:03:15,365 Said he wants you on this. 71 00:03:15,380 --> 00:03:17,365 Me? You serious? 72 00:03:17,380 --> 00:03:18,420 That's what he said. 73 00:03:20,300 --> 00:03:22,500 This is what it feels like to be seen, Jenny. 74 00:03:37,100 --> 00:03:38,500 Jesus. 75 00:03:41,820 --> 00:03:44,005 Anything you want me to do, Sir, you tell me, I'm ready. 76 00:03:44,020 --> 00:03:45,885 The media are leaving their shit everywhere. 77 00:03:45,900 --> 00:03:48,365 It's starting to look like Glastonbury. I want you to tidy up. 78 00:03:48,380 --> 00:03:50,205 Get yourself one of them grabber things. 79 00:03:50,220 --> 00:03:54,580 Oh, right. It's just I thought you might want me on the case. 80 00:03:55,580 --> 00:03:57,965 This is the biggest and most horrific thing ever to happen 81 00:03:57,980 --> 00:03:59,205 in this town. 82 00:03:59,220 --> 00:04:01,565 We have every department up and down the country offering 83 00:04:01,580 --> 00:04:03,945 every resource they have. 84 00:04:04,060 --> 00:04:05,860 Why on earth would I ask you? 85 00:04:06,940 --> 00:04:07,980 OK. 86 00:04:21,780 --> 00:04:24,325 Meanwhile, Janet was waking up, 87 00:04:24,340 --> 00:04:27,100 and remembering what she'd done the day before. 88 00:04:29,020 --> 00:04:31,700 And I'm not talking about the karaoke. 89 00:04:43,940 --> 00:04:45,820 Oh... Er... 90 00:04:47,660 --> 00:04:49,140 Keys. 91 00:05:00,060 --> 00:05:01,125 Hey. 92 00:05:01,140 --> 00:05:02,180 Hiya. 93 00:05:03,580 --> 00:05:04,860 Hey, psst. 94 00:05:06,940 --> 00:05:08,700 - Hiya. - Hi. 95 00:05:10,740 --> 00:05:12,765 Feels like we're spies always meeting like this. 96 00:05:12,780 --> 00:05:15,525 Of course we are spies, Agent Kalashnikov, from Russia. 97 00:05:15,540 --> 00:05:16,805 Go Putin... 98 00:05:16,820 --> 00:05:20,085 Don't you think it's time to retire the old Russian spy thing? 99 00:05:20,100 --> 00:05:21,565 Yo know, world events and all. 100 00:05:21,580 --> 00:05:22,925 Net! 101 00:05:22,940 --> 00:05:23,980 Sorry. 102 00:05:25,340 --> 00:05:26,925 Are you all right? 103 00:05:26,940 --> 00:05:29,980 You got me worried when you called yesterday about your dad. 104 00:05:31,020 --> 00:05:33,245 I don't know. Probably nothing. 105 00:05:33,260 --> 00:05:35,845 It's just sometimes it feels like there's something always 106 00:05:35,860 --> 00:05:37,485 up with him. 107 00:05:37,500 --> 00:05:39,405 Right. I shall leave you here. 108 00:05:39,420 --> 00:05:41,645 Don't want the teachers telling on me again. 109 00:05:45,340 --> 00:05:46,860 Crikey... 110 00:05:48,660 --> 00:05:49,725 You all right? 111 00:05:49,740 --> 00:05:53,285 There's an awful lot of police around today 112 00:05:53,300 --> 00:05:54,365 with guns and all. 113 00:05:54,380 --> 00:05:56,325 Didn't you see the news? 114 00:05:56,340 --> 00:05:57,565 What's in the news? 115 00:05:57,580 --> 00:05:59,245 Morning, wanker! 116 00:05:59,260 --> 00:06:00,885 They're playing my song. 117 00:06:00,900 --> 00:06:03,045 - See you tomorrow? - Of course, yeah. 118 00:06:03,060 --> 00:06:04,940 - Love you. - Ditto. 119 00:06:11,100 --> 00:06:14,700 _ 120 00:06:17,580 --> 00:06:19,020 Oh, my God. 121 00:06:22,740 --> 00:06:23,738 Yeah? 122 00:06:23,753 --> 00:06:25,565 - Have you forgotten? - What? 123 00:06:25,580 --> 00:06:27,365 We're meeting my ex-client in prison, 124 00:06:27,380 --> 00:06:28,605 I told you last night after 125 00:06:28,620 --> 00:06:30,405 I'd Do Anything For Love, open-brackets, 126 00:06:30,420 --> 00:06:31,965 But I Won't Do That, close-brackets. 127 00:06:31,980 --> 00:06:35,325 Oh, right, yeah. No, sorry. Sorry, yeah, I forgot. 128 00:06:35,340 --> 00:06:38,065 _ 129 00:06:41,620 --> 00:06:42,689 And that. 130 00:06:42,704 --> 00:06:44,445 - What, my hand? - Aye. 131 00:06:44,460 --> 00:06:46,765 - Oh, my... - Come on. 132 00:06:46,780 --> 00:06:50,285 Oh, that's a shame, I'd popped a little bomb in that. 133 00:06:50,300 --> 00:06:51,420 Oh, well. 134 00:07:08,020 --> 00:07:10,085 Hell of a coincidence, don't you think? 135 00:07:10,100 --> 00:07:11,285 What are you talking about? 136 00:07:11,300 --> 00:07:13,445 The shooting. What do you think I'm talking about? 137 00:07:13,460 --> 00:07:16,525 Nothing happens in this place for hundreds of years and then... 138 00:07:16,540 --> 00:07:17,940 - You don't think... - No. 139 00:07:22,100 --> 00:07:24,140 Headlines said two gunmen. 140 00:07:26,060 --> 00:07:29,045 Nothing about a boatload of cocaine. 141 00:07:29,060 --> 00:07:30,420 Nothing about... 142 00:07:44,180 --> 00:07:47,445 Last time I saw you, I was having 20 years of my life surgically 143 00:07:47,460 --> 00:07:49,765 removed from me by Judge Fannyblaster. 144 00:07:49,780 --> 00:07:51,925 How you been, Craig? 145 00:07:51,940 --> 00:07:56,405 - Not on the clock now, am I? Rates you charge... - No. No. 146 00:07:56,420 --> 00:07:58,725 It's not about you. It's... 147 00:07:58,740 --> 00:08:01,420 We need... your advice. 148 00:08:02,540 --> 00:08:04,885 Janet and I, we found something... 149 00:08:04,900 --> 00:08:05,925 Janet, was it? 150 00:08:05,940 --> 00:08:09,165 Janet, this is nothing personal, but I don't know you from Eve. 151 00:08:09,180 --> 00:08:12,660 Whatever it is you wanna ask, mate, I'd prefer to keep it between us. 152 00:08:15,300 --> 00:08:16,940 Where am I supposed to go? 153 00:08:18,500 --> 00:08:20,125 You could get us some snacks? 154 00:08:20,140 --> 00:08:21,460 Snacks... 155 00:08:35,180 --> 00:08:36,700 Fuck's sake. 156 00:08:47,820 --> 00:08:49,300 Brilliant. 157 00:09:21,020 --> 00:09:23,525 The machine's broken. 158 00:09:23,540 --> 00:09:26,645 Sorry, but I chose something and then it just... 159 00:09:26,660 --> 00:09:28,365 Oh, it's... 160 00:09:28,380 --> 00:09:30,740 It fell down while you were coming. 161 00:09:37,940 --> 00:09:39,645 Who the fuck chooses a Bounty? 162 00:09:39,660 --> 00:09:41,605 It's the only thing they had left. 163 00:09:41,620 --> 00:09:44,045 So, do you know anyone who would buy it? 164 00:09:44,060 --> 00:09:45,925 Wait, I thought he was gonna... 165 00:09:45,940 --> 00:09:47,325 Bollocks, no! 166 00:09:47,340 --> 00:09:50,165 That shit's what put me in this place in the first place. 167 00:09:50,180 --> 00:09:52,885 I'm out in three months, and I've done enough time to realise 168 00:09:52,900 --> 00:09:55,365 that doing any more time is a waste of time. 169 00:09:55,380 --> 00:09:58,405 Time that could be spent in the theatre. 170 00:09:58,420 --> 00:10:00,525 A real, actual theatre. 171 00:10:00,540 --> 00:10:03,165 Proper lights, a fancy green room, 172 00:10:03,180 --> 00:10:05,725 male-female cast... 173 00:10:05,740 --> 00:10:08,100 We need to sell it... yesterday. 174 00:10:09,260 --> 00:10:10,805 I'll make it worth your while. 175 00:10:10,820 --> 00:10:13,005 You better tread careful, you two. 176 00:10:13,020 --> 00:10:14,580 Or you're going to end up... 177 00:10:22,500 --> 00:10:23,685 Oh, right, yeah. 178 00:10:23,700 --> 00:10:24,765 Very clever. 179 00:10:24,780 --> 00:10:26,725 But it also makes you think. 180 00:10:26,740 --> 00:10:29,325 Plea... Please. Just... ask around. 181 00:10:29,340 --> 00:10:33,645 This monster of a haul you say you've got - it belongs to someone. 182 00:10:33,660 --> 00:10:36,045 And they're gonna be wanting it back. 183 00:10:36,060 --> 00:10:39,125 You've started digging a big old hole, you two. 184 00:10:39,140 --> 00:10:42,125 Better make sure it's big enough to fit two coffins. 185 00:10:44,820 --> 00:10:47,045 It's good to see you, boss. How was your journey? 186 00:10:47,060 --> 00:10:48,365 Save your pleasantries. 187 00:10:48,380 --> 00:10:50,700 If you did your job, I wouldn't have to be here. 188 00:10:52,420 --> 00:10:54,245 This is where the boat was found? 189 00:10:54,260 --> 00:10:55,965 Washed up right there. 190 00:10:55,980 --> 00:10:58,325 Listen, that copper you spoke to, Arthur Lake, 191 00:10:58,340 --> 00:11:01,405 he's gone to ground, but we will find him. 192 00:11:01,420 --> 00:11:05,540 And we will get this shit back, I'm telling you. It's all in hand. 193 00:11:07,460 --> 00:11:08,740 I'm hungry. 194 00:11:10,060 --> 00:11:11,700 Look, you gotta trust me on this. 195 00:11:15,260 --> 00:11:16,405 What can I eat? 196 00:11:16,420 --> 00:11:19,285 Uh, depends what you're looking for, really. 197 00:11:19,300 --> 00:11:21,485 I've got some lovely pasties... 198 00:11:21,500 --> 00:11:23,245 Oh, pastries? 199 00:11:23,260 --> 00:11:24,925 Pasties. 200 00:11:24,940 --> 00:11:26,285 Pastries? 201 00:11:26,300 --> 00:11:28,125 Pasties. 202 00:11:28,140 --> 00:11:29,365 Pastries? 203 00:11:29,380 --> 00:11:30,845 Pasties. 204 00:11:30,860 --> 00:11:32,725 I don't understand. I'm sorry. 205 00:11:32,740 --> 00:11:35,445 - You've never seen a pasty before? - I cannot say I have. 206 00:11:35,460 --> 00:11:37,765 Oh, when in Rome, love... 207 00:11:37,780 --> 00:11:39,485 Is it always so cold? 208 00:11:39,500 --> 00:11:40,805 No. 209 00:11:40,820 --> 00:11:42,605 Sometimes it's colder. 210 00:11:42,620 --> 00:11:44,540 - Really? - Ta. 211 00:11:48,500 --> 00:11:50,420 And then it struck him... 212 00:11:51,580 --> 00:11:52,845 Oh, mon dieu. 213 00:11:52,860 --> 00:11:55,485 It's like croissant with meat inside! 214 00:11:55,500 --> 00:11:57,020 I'm glad you like it! 215 00:12:02,060 --> 00:12:03,605 You say everything is in hand, 216 00:12:03,620 --> 00:12:08,300 and yet you went into that police station with an iron fist. 217 00:12:09,740 --> 00:12:11,725 Did I ask you to make headlines? 218 00:12:11,740 --> 00:12:13,725 Well, you wanted answers. 219 00:12:13,740 --> 00:12:16,045 And we had to get up here from London. 220 00:12:16,060 --> 00:12:19,245 And to be honest with you, we can't afford to fuck around. 221 00:12:19,260 --> 00:12:20,500 Do you remember Edward? 222 00:12:23,540 --> 00:12:25,580 One more mistake, you will end up like him. 223 00:12:26,900 --> 00:12:28,100 You understand? 224 00:12:31,140 --> 00:12:32,700 - I will gut you. - Yeah, yeah. 225 00:12:34,300 --> 00:12:35,645 I understand. 226 00:12:35,660 --> 00:12:37,260 If you do not now, then you will. 227 00:12:40,100 --> 00:12:41,780 It's good. Try one. 228 00:12:53,000 --> 00:12:55,900 _ 229 00:13:08,700 --> 00:13:11,245 Come on, man, pick up! 230 00:13:11,260 --> 00:13:13,245 Pick up. 231 00:13:23,980 --> 00:13:27,005 Hey, pack it in a sec. 232 00:13:27,020 --> 00:13:28,245 Oh, voice-call! 233 00:13:28,260 --> 00:13:30,245 - Greg. - Old-school, mister. Me likey! 234 00:13:30,260 --> 00:13:33,405 Jesus, thank Christ. Where you bloody been?! 235 00:13:33,420 --> 00:13:36,485 I'm in t'car, actually, with t'fam. Say, "Hi, Uncle Arthur." 236 00:13:36,500 --> 00:13:37,672 - Hi, Uncle Arthur! - Hi, Uncle Arthur! 237 00:13:37,687 --> 00:13:38,685 Hiya, kids. Hiya. 238 00:13:38,700 --> 00:13:40,765 - We've been to Monkey World! - Listen to me. 239 00:13:40,780 --> 00:13:43,245 I just need to speak to your dad about something, all right? 240 00:13:43,260 --> 00:13:46,245 - Nathan crushed it in footie this morning, didn't you, mate? - Yeah. 241 00:13:46,260 --> 00:13:47,365 That's great, mate. 242 00:13:47,380 --> 00:13:51,645 But, listen... I really need to speak to your dad about somet... 243 00:13:51,660 --> 00:13:54,525 And Cassie's dance, just flipping sublime, honestly. 244 00:13:54,540 --> 00:13:57,125 Got to see t'video. There's this bit where she'll kick... 245 00:13:57,140 --> 00:13:59,325 Just take me off the fucki-... 246 00:13:59,340 --> 00:14:00,780 Just take me off the speaker. 247 00:14:05,620 --> 00:14:07,685 I'm not supposed to drive holding my phone. 248 00:14:07,700 --> 00:14:10,765 - Right. I'm sorry. - It's instant points. 249 00:14:10,780 --> 00:14:12,085 I need money. 250 00:14:12,100 --> 00:14:14,100 Yeah, someone, er... Fuckin' 'ell. 251 00:14:15,340 --> 00:14:17,165 There's someone's after me. 252 00:14:17,180 --> 00:14:20,005 What do you... What do you mean after you? 253 00:14:20,020 --> 00:14:22,005 Cassie, don't do that to your brother. 254 00:14:22,020 --> 00:14:23,525 I can't explain right now 255 00:14:23,540 --> 00:14:25,485 but I am knee-deep in a world of fucking shit. 256 00:14:25,500 --> 00:14:27,325 Now, I've been a good big brother, haven't I? 257 00:14:27,340 --> 00:14:30,605 I've looked out for you, and that. Now I need your help. Please. 258 00:14:30,620 --> 00:14:34,060 I've emptied my accounts but I can't use a credit card, so... 259 00:14:36,580 --> 00:14:38,445 So whatever you've got. 260 00:14:38,460 --> 00:14:41,405 - What have you done? - Look, I'll erm... 261 00:14:41,420 --> 00:14:44,485 I'll text you t'address, yeah? All right. 262 00:14:44,500 --> 00:14:46,565 Just hurry up, yeah? 263 00:14:46,580 --> 00:14:48,180 All right, see you in a bit. Bye. 264 00:14:52,500 --> 00:14:53,740 You OK? 265 00:15:02,140 --> 00:15:06,765 Right now in a room somewhere is an actual boatload of cocaine 266 00:15:06,780 --> 00:15:09,125 and these two are sitting on it. 267 00:15:09,140 --> 00:15:11,285 But I'm keeping my distance, Andy, mate. 268 00:15:11,300 --> 00:15:13,965 It's all about the mise en scene now. 269 00:15:13,980 --> 00:15:15,405 Amen, brother. 270 00:15:15,420 --> 00:15:17,925 I'm not going to be able to sleep a bloody wink tonight. 271 00:15:17,940 --> 00:15:20,005 - Big day, tomorrow. - The biggest. 272 00:15:20,020 --> 00:15:23,805 It's a second chance for me, mate, to do the things I want to do. 273 00:15:23,820 --> 00:15:28,845 Exercise, reading, charity work, just being in nature, 274 00:15:28,860 --> 00:15:30,565 doing things for others. 275 00:15:30,580 --> 00:15:33,685 For the first time in my life, Craig, I'm really excited. 276 00:15:33,700 --> 00:15:35,205 Life begins. 277 00:15:35,220 --> 00:15:37,045 It's me 2.0. 278 00:16:12,340 --> 00:16:14,405 I need a gram, Vinnie, maybe two. 279 00:16:14,420 --> 00:16:17,965 I tried going straight, I have, I tried so hard to do life proper. 280 00:16:17,980 --> 00:16:19,460 You been out two days. 281 00:16:21,260 --> 00:16:22,325 It seemed much longer. 282 00:16:22,340 --> 00:16:26,060 Have you forgotten before you went away, you owed me? 283 00:16:28,180 --> 00:16:30,245 Fuck, you owed me. 284 00:16:30,260 --> 00:16:31,765 I know... 285 00:16:31,780 --> 00:16:33,805 I can make it up to you. 286 00:16:33,820 --> 00:16:36,725 My cellmate at Slimpton, Craig Dodds, 287 00:16:36,740 --> 00:16:39,525 he heard about a couple of people selling. 288 00:16:39,540 --> 00:16:42,885 You always talked about next level, yeah, well, these two, 289 00:16:42,900 --> 00:16:46,085 what they have got, it's next level. 290 00:16:46,100 --> 00:16:49,965 Thing is, I want to go in with you, like, be a partner, like. 291 00:16:49,980 --> 00:16:52,645 Cos if I'm gonna go straight, I'm gonna, like, need money 292 00:16:52,660 --> 00:16:55,085 and stuff, you know What do you say? You and me. 293 00:16:55,100 --> 00:16:57,060 Shhhh... 294 00:17:01,820 --> 00:17:05,565 Come on, let's talk in the barn, eh? 295 00:17:05,580 --> 00:17:07,020 Eh? 296 00:17:10,500 --> 00:17:13,565 Now, there are a lot of bad people in this world. 297 00:17:13,580 --> 00:17:16,725 Thing is, Andy, you still owe me. 298 00:17:16,740 --> 00:17:19,805 And you just gave me Craig's name and where to reach him. 299 00:17:19,820 --> 00:17:23,365 So why the bollocks would I give you a fucking bean, mate? 300 00:17:23,380 --> 00:17:25,125 And Vinnie was one of them... 301 00:17:27,580 --> 00:17:28,885 No! No! No! Please! 302 00:17:28,900 --> 00:17:30,365 Tie his legs! Tie his legs! 303 00:17:30,380 --> 00:17:33,405 No! No, please! Help! 304 00:17:33,420 --> 00:17:35,140 Shhhh... 305 00:17:36,860 --> 00:17:40,420 You ain't got the cash to pay me, so I got another idea. 306 00:17:41,540 --> 00:17:45,645 You ever seen them pinatas, Andy, eh? 307 00:17:45,660 --> 00:17:49,380 They beat those bastards till the treasure inside falls out. 308 00:17:51,700 --> 00:17:53,485 No! No! 309 00:17:53,500 --> 00:17:57,060 No! Get me down! 310 00:17:58,540 --> 00:18:00,965 Shall we see what falls out, Andy? 311 00:18:00,980 --> 00:18:04,060 Yeah, he was a real son of a bitch. 312 00:18:14,300 --> 00:18:16,925 Samuel. It's Craig. 313 00:18:16,940 --> 00:18:19,645 Forgive the hour, but there's never a convenient time 314 00:18:19,660 --> 00:18:21,725 to take the mobile out my arsehole. 315 00:18:21,740 --> 00:18:23,965 - Yeah. Right. Hi. - I got a call. 316 00:18:23,980 --> 00:18:26,765 Fella named Vinnie Douglas, he wants to meet you. 317 00:18:26,780 --> 00:18:28,885 - He wants to buy it? - Oh, yeah. 318 00:18:28,900 --> 00:18:31,725 But you should know, this Vinnie put the bloke who told him 319 00:18:31,740 --> 00:18:33,805 about you in hospital. 320 00:18:33,820 --> 00:18:35,045 You have been warned. 321 00:18:35,060 --> 00:18:38,525 Now, if I send you his number, I want something in return. 322 00:18:38,540 --> 00:18:41,485 Yeah. Yeah. Sure. Sure. Sure. What is it you want? 10%? 20%? 323 00:18:41,500 --> 00:18:43,780 No. Life rights. 324 00:18:44,820 --> 00:18:46,165 What now? 325 00:18:46,180 --> 00:18:47,725 Life rights. 326 00:18:47,740 --> 00:18:48,845 I'm a storyteller, mate. 327 00:18:48,860 --> 00:18:51,285 And there's a story here worth telling. 328 00:18:51,300 --> 00:18:54,325 Long as Vinnie doesn't just kill you after you hand over the drugs. 329 00:18:54,340 --> 00:18:56,605 Couldn't even get a two-parter out of that. 330 00:18:56,620 --> 00:18:58,700 I'll text you Vinnie's number when I can. 331 00:19:08,260 --> 00:19:09,980 Not bad! Next up. 332 00:19:14,740 --> 00:19:15,780 Oi, wanker! 333 00:19:24,700 --> 00:19:26,365 Dodge this, you twat! 334 00:19:27,780 --> 00:19:29,300 Shit, I didn't mean to hit him. 335 00:19:30,340 --> 00:19:31,620 Shit! 336 00:19:36,740 --> 00:19:40,685 Hiya. Erm, Alan... Alan Jeffries. I got a call saying he was here... 337 00:19:40,700 --> 00:19:43,085 Janet! Mike. 338 00:19:43,100 --> 00:19:44,965 Mike Weathers. We went to school together. 339 00:19:44,980 --> 00:19:46,645 Oh. Right, yeah. 340 00:19:46,660 --> 00:19:49,285 We made that model! What was it of again? 341 00:19:49,300 --> 00:19:52,685 I want to say... volcano, but maybe a barge. 342 00:19:52,700 --> 00:19:54,780 I'm actually looking for someone. Sorry. 343 00:19:56,180 --> 00:19:58,540 I can help! I'm a doctor now! 344 00:20:00,340 --> 00:20:03,245 - Come on. - Oh, yeah. Right, yeah. 345 00:20:03,260 --> 00:20:05,125 Oh there he is.. 346 00:20:05,140 --> 00:20:07,125 Love, hiya. 347 00:20:07,140 --> 00:20:08,740 I was so worried. 348 00:20:09,980 --> 00:20:13,725 It's just a scratch, really. Landed between my toes. 349 00:20:13,740 --> 00:20:18,325 Tell you what really hurts - the fact they put the milk in first. 350 00:20:18,340 --> 00:20:20,045 Barbarians, they are. 351 00:20:20,060 --> 00:20:21,845 Are you OK? 352 00:20:21,860 --> 00:20:23,285 Did you not hear me, woman? 353 00:20:23,300 --> 00:20:26,365 Milk. Before the tea! It's madness! 354 00:20:26,380 --> 00:20:27,565 Carts and horses. 355 00:20:27,580 --> 00:20:30,885 I will kill all of them for you. Where are they? 356 00:20:30,900 --> 00:20:33,485 That might be a bit of an inordinate response. 357 00:20:33,500 --> 00:20:34,605 Oh, Janet. 358 00:20:34,620 --> 00:20:35,805 Oh, fuck's sake. 359 00:20:35,820 --> 00:20:37,725 Janet, Janet, Janet. 360 00:20:37,740 --> 00:20:38,805 The school called me! 361 00:20:38,820 --> 00:20:42,365 I'm still down as one of his emergency contacts so... 362 00:20:42,380 --> 00:20:45,965 We have discussed boundaries time and again. 363 00:20:45,980 --> 00:20:48,205 All right, I'm going. I'm going. 364 00:20:48,220 --> 00:20:50,925 - I don't want you to... - And you're not helping. 365 00:20:50,940 --> 00:20:53,045 She's not your mother, mate. 366 00:20:53,060 --> 00:20:54,925 She looked after me since I were two! 367 00:20:54,940 --> 00:20:57,180 - Times change, big man! - Eh? 368 00:20:58,460 --> 00:21:00,005 What? 369 00:21:00,020 --> 00:21:06,885 Janet, speaking as a Christian man, I'd rather not involve the courts. 370 00:21:06,900 --> 00:21:10,685 But, speaking as a Christian man, I should probably involve the courts. 371 00:21:10,700 --> 00:21:12,060 All right. OK. 372 00:21:13,300 --> 00:21:15,460 It's all right. It's all right. 373 00:21:16,660 --> 00:21:18,100 I love you. 374 00:21:20,900 --> 00:21:23,365 Maybe we should have said something. 375 00:21:23,380 --> 00:21:25,765 Not now. I will. 376 00:21:25,780 --> 00:21:27,420 I promise. 377 00:21:37,820 --> 00:21:38,940 Who eats them, right? 378 00:21:40,740 --> 00:21:42,445 You look amazing, by the way. 379 00:21:42,460 --> 00:21:44,805 Oh. Ta very much. 380 00:21:44,820 --> 00:21:49,285 I took the liberty of looking up your number in the hospital file. 381 00:21:49,300 --> 00:21:51,645 I'm not sure you're supposed to do that, are you? 382 00:21:51,660 --> 00:21:52,700 No. 383 00:21:54,260 --> 00:21:56,045 Probably not, no. 384 00:21:59,780 --> 00:22:01,260 Samuel? 385 00:22:03,400 --> 00:22:06,400 _ 386 00:22:07,540 --> 00:22:10,925 - So haven't you said anything yet? - No. 387 00:22:10,940 --> 00:22:13,445 Funnily enough, I've never done a drug-deal via text before, 388 00:22:13,460 --> 00:22:14,678 I wasn't sure of the protocol. 389 00:22:14,693 --> 00:22:16,485 All right, all right, keep your knickers on. 390 00:22:16,500 --> 00:22:18,325 - What did your client tell... - Ex-client. 391 00:22:18,340 --> 00:22:20,820 What did your ex-client tell you about this Vinnie bloke? 392 00:22:22,380 --> 00:22:24,325 That we should tread carefully. 393 00:22:24,340 --> 00:22:25,380 What does that mean? 394 00:22:26,780 --> 00:22:28,685 He's unpredictable. 395 00:22:28,700 --> 00:22:32,525 - Right, we, erm, we need a story. - We've got a story. 396 00:22:32,540 --> 00:22:34,725 We were walking along, we found a boatload of drugs... 397 00:22:34,740 --> 00:22:36,005 That's not going to work. 398 00:22:36,020 --> 00:22:38,045 What, are you worried that he's gonna rip us 399 00:22:38,060 --> 00:22:40,125 - off if he finds out we're nobodies? - Maybe. 400 00:22:40,140 --> 00:22:43,085 - Or maybe he decides we're undercover coppers. - Shit. 401 00:22:43,100 --> 00:22:47,085 What do you think he'd do to us then? Don't answer that. 402 00:22:47,100 --> 00:22:49,965 We just need to convince him that we're serious players. 403 00:22:49,980 --> 00:22:51,885 Which we're going to do by telling him a story? 404 00:22:51,900 --> 00:22:52,965 Absolutely. 405 00:22:52,980 --> 00:22:56,285 There is nothing more powerful than a good story. 406 00:22:56,300 --> 00:22:58,060 Like a Boat Story. 407 00:22:59,980 --> 00:23:02,605 We need to find a real outfit - 408 00:23:02,620 --> 00:23:04,165 cartel, whatever - 409 00:23:04,180 --> 00:23:05,940 that we can say we're connected to. 410 00:23:07,260 --> 00:23:08,925 We're branching out into the UK. 411 00:23:08,940 --> 00:23:10,165 Big enough to be serious. 412 00:23:10,180 --> 00:23:14,565 But not so big that... you know, he might have links to someone. 413 00:23:14,580 --> 00:23:17,325 Sinaloa Cartel? One of the biggest cartels in the world. 414 00:23:17,340 --> 00:23:19,965 But if they're the biggest in the world, then isn't there a chance 415 00:23:19,980 --> 00:23:21,885 that Vinnie might've met someone from it? 416 00:23:21,900 --> 00:23:23,885 You should do the talking. 417 00:23:23,900 --> 00:23:26,565 - Why? - Cos you are a talker. You used to lie for a living. 418 00:23:26,580 --> 00:23:29,445 - Well, you'll have to say something. - But I am a local. If he's a local... 419 00:23:29,460 --> 00:23:31,525 You're afraid you might know each other. 420 00:23:31,540 --> 00:23:34,325 We don't all know each other, you patronising bastard. 421 00:23:34,340 --> 00:23:36,062 Try an accent. - I don't want to. 422 00:23:36,077 --> 00:23:37,205 You might have to. 423 00:23:37,220 --> 00:23:39,325 Come on, are there any accents you can do? 424 00:23:39,340 --> 00:23:40,765 Ah, well, I suppose 425 00:23:40,780 --> 00:23:43,045 I've been doing this Russian spy character for Alan 426 00:23:43,060 --> 00:23:44,765 since he were four, I've got quite good... 427 00:23:44,780 --> 00:23:48,005 No, no, Russian drug dealer feels a bit on the nose, doesn't it? 428 00:23:48,020 --> 00:23:49,605 Do you think I look like a drug dealer? 429 00:23:49,620 --> 00:23:52,285 Well, you... You don't not look like a drug dealer. 430 00:23:52,300 --> 00:23:55,125 Yeah, I know, but it's like you said, we've got to think of everything. 431 00:23:55,140 --> 00:23:57,405 Like, should I get some fake tattoos and stuff? 432 00:23:57,420 --> 00:23:59,565 No, this isn't about the costume. 433 00:23:59,580 --> 00:24:02,485 It's about... confidence, you know? 434 00:24:02,500 --> 00:24:04,845 Conviction in the story we're telling. 435 00:24:04,860 --> 00:24:09,725 Erm, Vinnie, hi, we represent the Casitano Family... 436 00:24:09,740 --> 00:24:11,365 Nah. Don't believe it. 437 00:24:11,380 --> 00:24:12,885 - Why? - Sounds made up. 438 00:24:12,900 --> 00:24:15,165 - Because it is. - I know that. 439 00:24:15,180 --> 00:24:17,685 So why you being so negative? 440 00:24:17,700 --> 00:24:20,365 How about some more, "Yes, and..." 441 00:24:20,380 --> 00:24:23,100 - This isn't a fucking game! - You think I don't know that? 442 00:24:27,420 --> 00:24:28,485 Urgh. 443 00:24:28,500 --> 00:24:29,540 What's that, then? 444 00:24:31,980 --> 00:24:33,565 Why are you showing me a penis? 445 00:24:33,580 --> 00:24:36,325 Cos you asked. It's that doctor from the hospital. 446 00:24:36,340 --> 00:24:38,365 - OK. Shall we, er...? - Sorry... 447 00:24:38,380 --> 00:24:41,580 Just... all I can see is dick. 448 00:24:49,340 --> 00:24:50,565 What about this? 449 00:24:50,580 --> 00:24:52,765 - What? - OK, er... 450 00:24:52,780 --> 00:24:54,685 Granted - they are known for 451 00:24:54,700 --> 00:24:57,885 - decapitating the people that cross them... - Decapitating!? 452 00:24:57,900 --> 00:24:59,045 But just bear with me. 453 00:24:59,060 --> 00:25:02,165 They're an Albanian operation who buy from South America 454 00:25:02,180 --> 00:25:03,925 but who sell throughout most of Europe. 455 00:25:03,940 --> 00:25:07,165 But they're structured differently from most cartels. 456 00:25:07,180 --> 00:25:08,885 Cos they're so obsessed with anonymity, 457 00:25:08,900 --> 00:25:11,445 no one part of the operation knows too much about the rest... 458 00:25:11,460 --> 00:25:13,405 Like a terrorist cell. Or a relationship. 459 00:25:13,420 --> 00:25:16,285 - They're called the Kosovar Group. - Not too interesting-sounding. 460 00:25:16,300 --> 00:25:18,405 - It's very matter of fact. - What else does it say? 461 00:25:18,420 --> 00:25:19,765 There's very little, y'know... 462 00:25:19,780 --> 00:25:22,365 Couple of arrests, but no-one's ever turned on the higher-ups 463 00:25:22,380 --> 00:25:24,500 because they just don't know who they are. 464 00:25:25,580 --> 00:25:27,300 - OK. - OK, then. 465 00:25:33,180 --> 00:25:34,500 That's done. 466 00:25:35,540 --> 00:25:38,005 What do...? What do you mean, it's done? 467 00:25:38,020 --> 00:25:40,445 What...? I just told you. 468 00:25:40,460 --> 00:25:43,005 I texted Vinnie and told him that we were with the Kosovar Group 469 00:25:43,020 --> 00:25:45,765 - and that we wanted to meet. - I didn't mean type it. Fuck! 470 00:25:45,780 --> 00:25:48,245 That is the first vaguely passable thing we said! 471 00:25:48,260 --> 00:25:50,965 - You agreed that it was... - This is my fucking phone and all... 472 00:25:50,980 --> 00:25:53,780 - My phone's too old... - What is... What is wrong with you? 473 00:25:55,220 --> 00:25:56,260 Shit. 474 00:26:04,000 --> 00:26:05,765 _ 475 00:26:05,780 --> 00:26:07,220 A time and a place. 476 00:26:11,340 --> 00:26:13,205 So... we're really doing this. 477 00:26:13,220 --> 00:26:15,045 Right... 478 00:26:15,060 --> 00:26:16,205 Yeah. 479 00:26:16,220 --> 00:26:19,605 Yeah. This is one of those moments that people talk about - 480 00:26:19,620 --> 00:26:21,485 you find out what you're really made of. 481 00:26:21,500 --> 00:26:22,925 Or it's one of those other moments 482 00:26:22,940 --> 00:26:24,940 where you get your fucking head chopped off. 483 00:26:26,900 --> 00:26:28,340 I feel sick. 484 00:26:41,460 --> 00:26:42,525 Hello? 485 00:26:42,540 --> 00:26:44,245 Hi, I'm outside. 486 00:26:44,260 --> 00:26:45,980 All right, I'm coming now. 487 00:27:24,220 --> 00:27:25,620 Oh, for fuck's sake. 488 00:27:29,900 --> 00:27:31,220 Shit! 489 00:28:10,980 --> 00:28:12,780 Oh, fuck! Fuck! 490 00:28:24,380 --> 00:28:26,100 Open the fucking door. 491 00:28:28,780 --> 00:28:30,445 Look, listen to me. 492 00:28:30,460 --> 00:28:32,780 I'm not supposed to kill you but shit happens. 493 00:28:34,420 --> 00:28:37,900 Open the door. Listen, I mean this, or I'm gonna shoot. 494 00:28:39,660 --> 00:28:41,500 I'm gonna count down from three. 495 00:28:43,340 --> 00:28:45,165 And I'm not joking. 496 00:28:45,180 --> 00:28:48,405 Three, two... 497 00:28:48,420 --> 00:28:50,005 - All right. All right. - ..one! 498 00:28:50,020 --> 00:28:52,740 Aargh. Fucking hell! 499 00:28:54,300 --> 00:28:56,205 You said you'd count to three! 500 00:28:56,220 --> 00:28:59,100 Nobody counts to three. Now move. 501 00:29:24,340 --> 00:29:28,500 ? I've never been able to just go to sleep 502 00:29:31,100 --> 00:29:35,285 ? It's so much harder now I'm in trouble so deep 503 00:29:35,300 --> 00:29:41,485 ? My head is all swirling and twirling with thoughts 504 00:29:41,500 --> 00:29:47,900 ? Can I really be happy, or will I get caught? 505 00:29:49,860 --> 00:29:54,885 ? Insomnia, where are ya? 506 00:29:54,900 --> 00:29:57,125 ? I found ya 507 00:29:57,140 --> 00:30:03,885 ? Insomnia, like an orphan in Bosnia 508 00:30:03,900 --> 00:30:06,485 ? Insomnia 509 00:30:06,500 --> 00:30:09,485 ? But maybe tonight 510 00:30:09,500 --> 00:30:12,140 ? I just might 511 00:30:13,260 --> 00:30:17,300 ? Close my eyes 512 00:30:22,740 --> 00:30:27,085 ? Insomnia, where are ya? 513 00:30:27,100 --> 00:30:28,805 ? I found ya 514 00:30:28,820 --> 00:30:30,340 ? Insomnia... ? 515 00:30:36,180 --> 00:30:38,965 Our thoughts are with the family and friends of all those who have 516 00:30:38,980 --> 00:30:41,285 - been a victim of this terrible crime... - It's just awful. 517 00:30:41,300 --> 00:30:43,165 So much for God's own country. 518 00:30:43,180 --> 00:30:46,300 Yeah, well, I suppose even God has his off days. 519 00:30:54,820 --> 00:30:57,605 - Hello? - Thought you might pick up off a new number. 520 00:30:57,620 --> 00:30:59,165 Need me to tell you who it is? 521 00:30:59,180 --> 00:31:02,165 No, no, of course, it's er... How are you? 522 00:31:02,180 --> 00:31:04,685 It's been four months. Where's my bloody money? 523 00:31:04,700 --> 00:31:06,765 - Yeah, yeah. - You said you were gonna get it to me... 524 00:31:06,780 --> 00:31:08,805 Yeah, I am aware of the current situation... 525 00:31:08,820 --> 00:31:10,925 Don't yeah, yeah, yeah me. I need to get an answer... 526 00:31:10,940 --> 00:31:12,245 It's just some old work thing. 527 00:31:12,260 --> 00:31:13,365 I thought we were friends. 528 00:31:13,380 --> 00:31:15,925 I lent you that money because you promised you'd pay me back... 529 00:31:15,940 --> 00:31:17,045 Yes. Yes. 530 00:31:17,060 --> 00:31:20,365 Of course, and, erm, if you could just be a little patient... 531 00:31:20,380 --> 00:31:22,045 Should I call Camilla? 532 00:31:22,060 --> 00:31:23,885 Does she know what's going on here? 533 00:31:23,900 --> 00:31:25,645 She doesn't, does she? 534 00:31:25,660 --> 00:31:27,045 I'm happy to call her. 535 00:31:27,060 --> 00:31:29,565 No, absolutely no need for that. 536 00:31:29,580 --> 00:31:31,325 - One week. - Really? 537 00:31:31,340 --> 00:31:32,845 - A week? - I promise. 538 00:31:32,860 --> 00:31:34,965 Please. Just... 539 00:31:34,980 --> 00:31:36,925 OK, I've got something coming up, it's big. 540 00:31:36,940 --> 00:31:38,925 I'll be able to pay off all my debts. 541 00:31:38,940 --> 00:31:42,325 Do I need to remind you what the consequences are if you don't come up with the money? 542 00:31:42,340 --> 00:31:45,740 - Yeah, it's going to be great. So exciting. OK, bye, mate! - Samuel... 543 00:31:48,660 --> 00:31:51,245 Hey, who's for breakfast? 544 00:31:51,260 --> 00:31:53,460 The most important meal of the day. Come on. 545 00:31:59,000 --> 00:32:01,900 _ 546 00:32:27,660 --> 00:32:29,485 I'm sorry about your brother. 547 00:32:29,500 --> 00:32:32,445 Seeing your own flesh and blood become flesh 548 00:32:32,460 --> 00:32:34,445 and blood before your eyes - 549 00:32:34,460 --> 00:32:36,445 yikes. 550 00:32:36,460 --> 00:32:41,405 But sometimes violence speaks much louder than words, no? 551 00:32:41,420 --> 00:32:44,005 It tells you who I am. 552 00:32:44,020 --> 00:32:45,725 I'm the man responsible for everyone 553 00:32:45,740 --> 00:32:48,325 who died in Applebury Police Station. 554 00:32:48,340 --> 00:32:51,460 The man who had your brother executed before your eyes. 555 00:32:52,860 --> 00:32:56,780 But, really, I'm just a dog looking for his bone. 556 00:32:58,500 --> 00:33:00,165 Have you seen my bone? 557 00:33:00,180 --> 00:33:04,325 Look, I don't know how, but my boyfriend, he, er, 558 00:33:04,340 --> 00:33:06,205 he heard about a boat, 559 00:33:06,220 --> 00:33:08,165 a boat that were coming in 560 00:33:08,180 --> 00:33:10,605 and he were going to take whatever were on board. 561 00:33:10,620 --> 00:33:12,565 But that is all he told me. 562 00:33:12,580 --> 00:33:17,565 Next thing I know, he's dead and then you're calling me 563 00:33:17,580 --> 00:33:20,365 telling me you're coming for me and I say to you... 564 00:33:20,380 --> 00:33:23,445 - I was there for that. - Yeah. Yeah. Sorry. 565 00:33:23,460 --> 00:33:26,685 You were there for that. It's just I'm... 566 00:33:26,700 --> 00:33:30,165 I'm very nervous, you know? I'm very, very nervous. 567 00:33:30,180 --> 00:33:33,325 Uh, the woman who found the boat, she were called Pat Tooh. 568 00:33:33,340 --> 00:33:35,765 She called it in, she must have seen something. 569 00:33:35,780 --> 00:33:37,685 That's what the detective told me. 570 00:33:37,700 --> 00:33:38,740 Pat Tooh. 571 00:33:39,740 --> 00:33:41,045 What did she see? 572 00:33:41,060 --> 00:33:43,365 Look. I don't know! 573 00:33:43,380 --> 00:33:44,485 I could... 574 00:33:44,500 --> 00:33:47,365 I could try and get the report for you. 575 00:33:47,380 --> 00:33:51,045 You know, I'm not, I'm not on the investigation but I could try. 576 00:33:51,060 --> 00:33:53,725 Or, I could speak to her. 577 00:33:53,740 --> 00:33:56,965 They said she lives on, er, fuck... 578 00:33:56,980 --> 00:34:00,285 Hendon Road, above a shop. 579 00:34:00,300 --> 00:34:02,005 But that is all I know. 580 00:34:02,020 --> 00:34:03,060 I swear. 581 00:34:04,220 --> 00:34:06,540 There was another shipment before this one. 582 00:34:08,020 --> 00:34:09,340 Two police officers. 583 00:34:10,740 --> 00:34:14,125 No, that wasn't my boyfriend. 584 00:34:14,140 --> 00:34:15,580 I've got nothing to... 585 00:34:17,140 --> 00:34:20,245 Wait... Please! 586 00:34:20,260 --> 00:34:23,325 Please, you've got to believe me. Look, I never... 587 00:34:23,340 --> 00:34:24,805 Please. 588 00:34:24,820 --> 00:34:26,700 _ 589 00:34:26,715 --> 00:34:28,515 _ 590 00:34:28,530 --> 00:34:32,130 _ 591 00:34:33,000 --> 00:34:36,700 _ 592 00:34:39,000 --> 00:34:41,000 _ 593 00:34:41,015 --> 00:34:43,615 _ 594 00:34:44,700 --> 00:34:46,380 What are you on about? 595 00:34:50,740 --> 00:34:53,565 Please. I didn't take anything. 596 00:34:53,580 --> 00:34:54,605 I swear. 597 00:35:05,660 --> 00:35:09,245 Now, some people might say The Tailor enjoyed his job, 598 00:35:09,260 --> 00:35:11,540 but he would tell a different story. 599 00:35:12,740 --> 00:35:15,045 It was like any job. 600 00:35:15,060 --> 00:35:17,780 And he just did it to the best of his ability. 601 00:35:19,220 --> 00:35:21,165 Burn the fucker. 602 00:35:21,180 --> 00:35:23,980 OK, sometimes he enjoyed it a bit. 603 00:35:37,020 --> 00:35:38,060 Morning. 604 00:35:39,900 --> 00:35:42,125 You OK? 605 00:35:42,140 --> 00:35:43,405 Couldn't sleep last night. 606 00:35:43,420 --> 00:35:45,725 Isn't that what got us into this mess in the first place? 607 00:35:45,740 --> 00:35:48,325 I just keep thinking about the shooting at the police station. 608 00:35:48,340 --> 00:35:50,565 You can't still think this has anything to do with that. 609 00:35:50,580 --> 00:35:51,725 How could it not? 610 00:35:51,740 --> 00:35:54,685 A boat washes up, and then there's a fucking massacre 611 00:35:54,700 --> 00:35:57,245 all here in Applebury, where nothing ever happens. 612 00:35:57,260 --> 00:36:00,765 There's nothing in the news about any drugs. 613 00:36:00,780 --> 00:36:02,605 Right, so let's... Come on, let's just 614 00:36:02,620 --> 00:36:04,020 get on with it, shall we? 615 00:36:05,620 --> 00:36:07,365 It's all I could find. 616 00:36:07,380 --> 00:36:08,900 Try not to look so anxious. 617 00:36:10,140 --> 00:36:13,180 There's no-one here. Well, there's no-one watching anyway. 618 00:36:29,300 --> 00:36:31,020 People could be dead cos of us. 619 00:36:41,340 --> 00:36:44,685 Do you think people who, er, sell cheeseburgers to fat 620 00:36:44,700 --> 00:36:46,460 kids worry about that? 621 00:36:47,900 --> 00:36:48,940 I mean... 622 00:36:50,940 --> 00:36:53,845 ..people will do these drugs with or without us. 623 00:36:53,860 --> 00:36:55,300 It's just human nature. 624 00:36:56,580 --> 00:36:58,565 That's not what I mean. 625 00:36:58,580 --> 00:37:01,485 OK. Say we had handed all this in, 626 00:37:01,500 --> 00:37:03,205 if those gunmen were looking for it, 627 00:37:03,220 --> 00:37:06,085 they'd still have shot up that police station to find it. 628 00:37:06,100 --> 00:37:07,565 Everything's going to be all right. 629 00:37:07,580 --> 00:37:09,885 Based on what exactly? You don't know it'll be all right. 630 00:37:09,900 --> 00:37:11,925 - You just hope it will. - No, I believe it will. 631 00:37:11,940 --> 00:37:13,685 There's a word for people like you. 632 00:37:13,700 --> 00:37:16,005 - Yes. Optimist. - No, fantasists. 633 00:37:16,020 --> 00:37:18,500 - All right, I get it, shall we just, you know? - Yeah. 634 00:37:21,540 --> 00:37:23,205 Next one. 635 00:37:23,220 --> 00:37:26,085 - How old's your son? - Where did that question come from? 636 00:37:26,100 --> 00:37:27,885 I'm just making conversation. 637 00:37:27,900 --> 00:37:30,300 I'm married to Camilla, well above my station. 638 00:37:31,420 --> 00:37:33,700 Got a daughter called Anya, 16... 639 00:37:35,420 --> 00:37:37,820 You don't fucking stop talking, do you? 640 00:37:42,580 --> 00:37:43,620 Oh, wait. 641 00:37:53,660 --> 00:37:55,020 Night. 642 00:37:57,020 --> 00:37:58,965 What? What is it? 643 00:37:58,980 --> 00:37:59,881 Why are you being... 644 00:37:59,896 --> 00:38:01,125 - I see it, you know? - See what? 645 00:38:01,140 --> 00:38:02,325 I'm not stupid. 646 00:38:02,340 --> 00:38:04,085 Every time we do anything with the stuff, 647 00:38:04,100 --> 00:38:06,205 every time we move it, touch the locks or the door - 648 00:38:06,220 --> 00:38:07,605 you put your gloves on. 649 00:38:07,620 --> 00:38:10,445 You made me pay on my card, you texted Vinnie from my phone... 650 00:38:10,460 --> 00:38:12,085 - For Christ's sake. - Oh, yeah, stop it. 651 00:38:12,100 --> 00:38:14,325 - I can hear your lies already. - You're being paranoid. 652 00:38:14,340 --> 00:38:16,045 You asked the other day if I trust you. 653 00:38:16,060 --> 00:38:17,245 I don't. 654 00:38:17,260 --> 00:38:18,300 Wha-... 655 00:38:21,300 --> 00:38:22,340 Go on, then! 656 00:38:24,300 --> 00:38:26,020 Bye. 657 00:38:28,460 --> 00:38:32,805 This is the biggest Major Incident team ever assembled in this country. 658 00:38:32,820 --> 00:38:35,525 We've already allocated every resource available 659 00:38:35,540 --> 00:38:38,565 but we will push for more, of course. 660 00:38:38,580 --> 00:38:40,900 Is there any imminent risk to the public? 661 00:38:42,020 --> 00:38:45,125 This appears to have been an isolated event. 662 00:38:45,140 --> 00:38:47,700 The men targeted this station... 663 00:39:12,180 --> 00:39:13,660 Bollocks. 664 00:39:35,100 --> 00:39:36,340 Oh... 665 00:39:38,340 --> 00:39:39,940 What are you doing round here? 666 00:39:41,860 --> 00:39:44,165 Just cleaning up some rubbish for the boss. 667 00:39:44,180 --> 00:39:45,820 Nothing interesting. 668 00:40:02,140 --> 00:40:04,165 Janet? You've got me all wrong. 669 00:40:04,180 --> 00:40:05,220 7327. 670 00:40:06,820 --> 00:40:08,005 Excuse me? 671 00:40:08,020 --> 00:40:10,005 My lock. The code is 7327. 672 00:40:10,020 --> 00:40:11,445 - Come on. Don't be so... - No. 673 00:40:11,460 --> 00:40:14,605 My life is one big Groundhog Day of waking up under a fucking lawnmower 674 00:40:14,620 --> 00:40:17,045 and being torn to shit, and this is only making things worse. 675 00:40:17,060 --> 00:40:20,300 So I'm out. Keep it. Do what you want. Just leave me out of it. 676 00:40:31,000 --> 00:40:33,600 _ 677 00:40:46,140 --> 00:40:47,205 Madame Bethune? 678 00:40:47,220 --> 00:40:48,525 Remember that name. 679 00:40:48,540 --> 00:40:49,820 I beg your pardon? 680 00:40:51,260 --> 00:40:52,980 Forgive me. 681 00:40:55,060 --> 00:40:56,580 You look so familiar. 682 00:40:58,780 --> 00:41:00,605 Are you all right, love? 683 00:41:00,620 --> 00:41:02,005 I apologise. 684 00:41:02,020 --> 00:41:04,565 Yes. You are Pat Tooh. 685 00:41:04,580 --> 00:41:08,885 I believe you found a boat washed up on the shore the other day? 686 00:41:08,900 --> 00:41:10,565 Yes, why? 687 00:41:10,580 --> 00:41:13,325 One of the poor souls there was my son. 688 00:41:13,340 --> 00:41:16,685 Oh... Oh, I am so sorry. 689 00:41:16,700 --> 00:41:19,885 Come on in. Come in, love. 690 00:41:19,900 --> 00:41:21,380 Thank you. 691 00:41:24,620 --> 00:41:25,860 Have a seat. 692 00:41:27,220 --> 00:41:29,565 Can I get you some tea? 693 00:41:29,580 --> 00:41:31,965 Some vino? 694 00:41:31,980 --> 00:41:34,580 No. Thank you. 695 00:41:37,500 --> 00:41:39,685 I can't imagine how you must be feeling. 696 00:41:39,700 --> 00:41:41,805 We did not know each other that well. 697 00:41:41,820 --> 00:41:42,885 Oh. 698 00:41:42,900 --> 00:41:46,045 Still. My son, you know? 699 00:41:46,060 --> 00:41:47,685 Of course. 700 00:41:47,700 --> 00:41:50,245 I'm not sure how I can really help. 701 00:41:50,260 --> 00:41:52,645 I need to know everything. 702 00:41:52,660 --> 00:41:57,525 The police, they said you saw someone near the boat. 703 00:41:57,540 --> 00:42:00,805 But they would say no more. 704 00:42:00,820 --> 00:42:02,420 I made banana bread. 705 00:42:03,660 --> 00:42:04,725 OK. 706 00:42:04,740 --> 00:42:06,125 Would you like some? 707 00:42:06,140 --> 00:42:07,805 No. Thank you. 708 00:42:07,820 --> 00:42:09,100 It's fucking delicious. 709 00:42:10,660 --> 00:42:12,060 OK. 710 00:42:16,820 --> 00:42:18,900 What is it you want with me, Mr... erm...? 711 00:42:21,540 --> 00:42:23,165 Ah... 712 00:42:25,020 --> 00:42:26,180 ..Taylor. 713 00:42:29,180 --> 00:42:31,780 You looking to take the law into your own hands? 714 00:42:32,900 --> 00:42:34,620 What would you say if I was? 715 00:42:37,420 --> 00:42:39,020 I would think that was quite... 716 00:42:40,300 --> 00:42:42,605 ..refreshing. 717 00:42:42,620 --> 00:42:46,060 Yes. Yes, it is. 718 00:42:48,140 --> 00:42:52,260 Like a cold drink on a warm day! 719 00:43:06,460 --> 00:43:07,925 How is it? 720 00:43:07,940 --> 00:43:09,060 As, erm, advertised. 721 00:43:10,780 --> 00:43:12,765 Told you. 722 00:43:12,780 --> 00:43:15,805 I didn't see much, I'm afraid. 723 00:43:15,820 --> 00:43:19,405 Before I saw the boat, I saw someone on the beach. 724 00:43:19,420 --> 00:43:20,765 Long way off. 725 00:43:20,780 --> 00:43:23,805 But I do remember they were carrying a dog. 726 00:43:23,820 --> 00:43:25,725 A little white dog. 727 00:43:25,740 --> 00:43:27,845 Pomeranian, I think. 728 00:43:27,860 --> 00:43:29,420 And that's all she wrote. 729 00:43:30,860 --> 00:43:32,100 I appreciate your time. 730 00:43:35,540 --> 00:43:36,940 And the bread. 731 00:43:41,740 --> 00:43:43,420 What was your boy called? 732 00:43:48,020 --> 00:43:49,300 _ 733 00:43:49,315 --> 00:43:51,215 _ 734 00:43:51,600 --> 00:43:55,200 _ 735 00:43:55,415 --> 00:43:59,115 _ 736 00:43:59,800 --> 00:44:01,900 _ 737 00:44:02,000 --> 00:44:04,000 _ 738 00:44:19,980 --> 00:44:21,020 Alan? 739 00:44:24,580 --> 00:44:26,285 Are you all right? 740 00:44:26,300 --> 00:44:29,580 Is this about school? Did you tell those bastards what happened? 741 00:44:30,980 --> 00:44:32,020 No. 742 00:44:33,740 --> 00:44:35,565 Gosh... 743 00:44:35,580 --> 00:44:39,365 I feel a bit silly now I'm here cos... there's nothing you can do, 744 00:44:39,380 --> 00:44:40,685 is there? 745 00:44:40,700 --> 00:44:42,645 There's nothing either of us can do... 746 00:44:42,660 --> 00:44:45,260 Alan, just go on, tell me. Tell me. 747 00:44:47,020 --> 00:44:48,725 Dad's got a job 748 00:44:48,740 --> 00:44:50,180 in Australia. 749 00:44:51,100 --> 00:44:52,605 That's why they were being weird. 750 00:44:52,620 --> 00:44:54,540 That's why I called you a few nights ago. 751 00:44:57,020 --> 00:44:58,645 You're... 752 00:44:58,660 --> 00:45:00,405 You're moving? 753 00:45:00,420 --> 00:45:01,580 Adelaide, to be exact. 754 00:45:03,220 --> 00:45:05,245 - They want him by the end of the month. - Fuck. 755 00:45:05,260 --> 00:45:06,485 - Sorry. Sorry. - No, no. 756 00:45:06,500 --> 00:45:08,765 - Those were my thoughts also. - When? 757 00:45:08,780 --> 00:45:10,365 - End of... - End of t'month. 758 00:45:10,380 --> 00:45:13,765 Right. Yeah, you said. It's just... 759 00:45:13,780 --> 00:45:15,245 Fuck. 760 00:45:15,260 --> 00:45:17,220 Sorry. Sorry. 761 00:45:20,420 --> 00:45:24,140 Hey. Long-distance can work. 762 00:45:25,340 --> 00:45:26,540 If you say so. 763 00:45:32,100 --> 00:45:33,460 I'll really miss you, Mum. 764 00:45:36,340 --> 00:45:39,445 Well, we're not fucking done yet, are we? Sorry. 765 00:45:39,460 --> 00:45:40,500 Sorry. 766 00:45:41,820 --> 00:45:43,100 Hey? 767 00:47:12,260 --> 00:47:13,500 Vinnie? 768 00:47:23,980 --> 00:47:28,045 Vinnie, I'm Lucas, I'm with the Kosovar Group. 769 00:47:28,060 --> 00:47:30,445 As I said on the phone. 770 00:47:30,460 --> 00:47:33,020 I assume you've looked us up and tr... 771 00:47:34,860 --> 00:47:38,500 Don't mean to be rude, buddy, gotta take precautions, yeah? 772 00:47:45,740 --> 00:47:48,165 Just this piece of shit. 773 00:47:48,180 --> 00:47:49,780 Travelling light, is it? 774 00:47:51,620 --> 00:47:56,165 Well, a man in my job can't take any risks. 775 00:47:56,180 --> 00:47:58,245 Now obviously I don't have the stuff on me but if... 776 00:47:58,260 --> 00:48:02,365 - Shut the fuck up! - Hey, Vin, found this in his car. 777 00:48:02,380 --> 00:48:04,125 Hidden underneath t'seat. 778 00:48:04,140 --> 00:48:07,765 Oh, right mastermind, ain't ya? 779 00:48:07,780 --> 00:48:10,340 What, you just assumed we were fuckin' stupid? 780 00:48:11,700 --> 00:48:13,405 I've come to do business. 781 00:48:13,420 --> 00:48:16,565 I have a lot of product. If you want to buy it, fine. 782 00:48:16,580 --> 00:48:18,725 If not... 783 00:48:18,740 --> 00:48:20,540 - Lucas, was it? Yes. - Yeah. 784 00:48:22,060 --> 00:48:25,765 Tell me, Lucas from the Kosovar Group, what you doing with 785 00:48:25,780 --> 00:48:29,380 a business card belonging to a lawyer called Samuel Wells? 786 00:48:31,180 --> 00:48:33,580 And a driving licence and all. 787 00:48:35,740 --> 00:48:39,125 Well, I mean, I assume you know the need for a cover... 788 00:48:39,140 --> 00:48:40,325 It keeps talking. 789 00:48:40,340 --> 00:48:42,620 - Why's it talking? - All right. OK. 790 00:48:51,060 --> 00:48:52,620 My mum was a liar. 791 00:48:55,860 --> 00:48:58,180 I fucking hate liars! 792 00:49:01,580 --> 00:49:04,925 I'm not lying! That's a cover identity, that's all. 793 00:49:04,940 --> 00:49:07,140 You can stay here while I make some calls. 794 00:49:42,420 --> 00:49:44,485 Don't bother worrying about all that 795 00:49:44,500 --> 00:49:47,845 sneaking-out-trying-not-to-wake-me bollocks. 796 00:49:47,860 --> 00:49:50,205 I'm a big girl. I'm not one of them types. 797 00:49:50,220 --> 00:49:52,020 You can come and go as you like, love. 798 00:49:55,460 --> 00:50:00,660 What was it that you said in French when you were about to leave? 799 00:50:02,820 --> 00:50:05,285 It's a song by Salvatore Adamo. 800 00:50:05,300 --> 00:50:08,085 I heard it on the radio 801 00:50:08,100 --> 00:50:11,765 on a very important day of my life. 802 00:50:11,780 --> 00:50:12,820 And, er... 803 00:50:18,500 --> 00:50:22,245 Do you still have more of the banana bread? 804 00:50:22,260 --> 00:50:26,205 We finished the lot, love, remember, 805 00:50:26,220 --> 00:50:28,340 when you ravished me on the ottoman? 806 00:50:29,300 --> 00:50:33,165 Oh, yes. Oh, yes, I remember. 807 00:50:33,180 --> 00:50:37,005 But if you're hungry, I own the shop downstairs. 808 00:50:37,020 --> 00:50:39,405 Rodney'll still be there, should be. 809 00:50:39,420 --> 00:50:41,885 Tell him I told you you can have a free pasty. 810 00:50:41,900 --> 00:50:43,245 Pastry? 811 00:50:43,260 --> 00:50:45,980 - Pasty. - Oh... pasty? 812 00:50:47,740 --> 00:50:49,405 - Yes. - I know of these. 813 00:50:49,420 --> 00:50:51,380 - You own a pastry shop? - Aye. 814 00:51:04,900 --> 00:51:07,845 It was very nice meeting you, Patricia. 815 00:51:07,860 --> 00:51:09,380 Just Pat. 816 00:51:10,860 --> 00:51:12,860 It was very nice meeting you, too, love. 817 00:51:13,980 --> 00:51:17,700 This were a bit different, getting a bit of French up in me. 818 00:51:34,580 --> 00:51:36,260 Forgive me. 819 00:51:52,220 --> 00:51:54,020 Hiya, Mummy! 820 00:51:59,460 --> 00:52:00,965 I thought you were out tonight. 821 00:52:00,980 --> 00:52:03,180 No, Warhammer's tomorrow night, so, er... 822 00:52:04,860 --> 00:52:05,900 Oh, bloody 'ell. 823 00:52:07,300 --> 00:52:09,340 Yes, your mother has needs. 824 00:52:10,420 --> 00:52:12,125 Shock horror. 825 00:52:12,140 --> 00:52:15,300 You just be glad you didn't walk in ten minutes ago. 826 00:52:31,660 --> 00:52:34,605 - Yeah? - We are looking for a Pomeranian. 827 00:52:34,620 --> 00:52:36,460 What's that, like, an Italian fella? 828 00:52:38,100 --> 00:52:39,445 It's a dog. 829 00:52:39,460 --> 00:52:40,965 Oh. 830 00:52:40,980 --> 00:52:44,365 Somebody was walking their Pomeranian on that beach. 831 00:52:44,380 --> 00:52:46,125 People are creatures of habit, 832 00:52:46,140 --> 00:52:48,805 they walk their dogs on the same place, no? 833 00:52:48,820 --> 00:52:51,605 So, when they return, somebody will be there. 834 00:52:51,620 --> 00:52:53,820 Yep. Understood. 835 00:52:56,460 --> 00:52:59,685 Meanwhile, Vinnie was asking around about Lucas 836 00:52:59,700 --> 00:53:01,205 from Kosovar. 837 00:53:01,220 --> 00:53:05,365 Whatever you're thinking of doing, I would think again. 838 00:53:05,380 --> 00:53:08,445 You've looked up the Kosovar Group. You know that... 839 00:53:08,460 --> 00:53:11,500 No-one I've spoken to knows who the fuck you are. 840 00:53:13,860 --> 00:53:15,325 Why would they know...? 841 00:53:15,340 --> 00:53:16,860 You think this is funny, do ya? 842 00:53:18,300 --> 00:53:21,500 You're a funny fuck, are ya? 843 00:53:22,860 --> 00:53:24,340 I'm gonna give you a smile... 844 00:53:25,380 --> 00:53:28,405 ..that goes all the way around! 845 00:53:36,900 --> 00:53:39,045 Let him go. 846 00:53:39,060 --> 00:53:40,405 Who the fuck are you?! 847 00:53:40,420 --> 00:53:41,620 He works for me. 848 00:53:42,620 --> 00:53:43,725 What do you want? 849 00:53:43,740 --> 00:53:44,940 Oh... 850 00:53:46,140 --> 00:53:47,820 ..it's this one. 851 00:54:01,780 --> 00:54:03,805 Samuel here lied about his name. 852 00:54:03,820 --> 00:54:05,725 He's a lawyer. 853 00:54:05,740 --> 00:54:06,885 He was a lawyer. 854 00:54:06,900 --> 00:54:08,965 Everyone in this business lies about their names 855 00:54:08,980 --> 00:54:12,085 and everyone needs a lawyer. He is mine. Come. Come. 856 00:54:12,100 --> 00:54:14,885 You. Excuse me. This. 857 00:54:14,900 --> 00:54:16,460 Wallet now! 858 00:54:17,900 --> 00:54:20,485 You think a business card is proof of anything? 859 00:54:20,500 --> 00:54:23,220 Then you are amateurs. And I do not work with amateurs. 860 00:54:24,340 --> 00:54:26,220 So that's it, then, is it? 861 00:54:27,260 --> 00:54:28,765 Business does not start like this. 862 00:54:28,780 --> 00:54:30,565 No. No, no, no, not for Kosovar. 863 00:54:30,580 --> 00:54:31,620 No. 864 00:54:33,580 --> 00:54:35,165 Where are you going, Vin... 865 00:54:35,180 --> 00:54:37,405 Calling Katia, she'll know what to do. 866 00:54:37,420 --> 00:54:38,845 He's calling someone. 867 00:54:38,860 --> 00:54:40,125 Just keep bloody walking. 868 00:54:40,140 --> 00:54:41,460 That was brilliant, thank you. 869 00:54:43,300 --> 00:54:46,645 - Where'd you get the business card from? - I made it. 870 00:54:46,660 --> 00:54:49,940 - And the tattoo is a nice touch... - Just shut up and drive, will ya? 871 00:54:53,980 --> 00:54:55,565 Wait, wait! 872 00:54:55,580 --> 00:54:56,620 Don't go! 873 00:54:58,220 --> 00:55:00,165 Oh, fuck, run him over. Run him over. 874 00:55:00,180 --> 00:55:02,285 I can't run him over. 875 00:55:02,300 --> 00:55:03,885 Don't open it. 876 00:55:03,900 --> 00:55:06,580 Don't open it. Please don't open it. 877 00:55:12,900 --> 00:55:15,140 I'm sorry, all right? 878 00:55:20,180 --> 00:55:22,620 I've never done a deal this big before. 879 00:55:26,620 --> 00:55:27,780 Do you believe in fate? 880 00:55:29,340 --> 00:55:30,725 Absolutely. 881 00:55:30,740 --> 00:55:32,405 Me too. 882 00:55:32,420 --> 00:55:37,285 And that's what this is - fate - us meeting. 883 00:55:37,300 --> 00:55:38,700 So let's start again. 884 00:55:40,020 --> 00:55:42,860 I'll name the time and place, you bring the product. 885 00:55:48,100 --> 00:55:50,540 - Please. - OK, very well. 886 00:56:01,420 --> 00:56:02,740 What the fuck? 887 00:56:05,260 --> 00:56:07,365 All the world's a stage. 888 00:56:07,380 --> 00:56:09,845 We are merely players. 889 00:56:09,860 --> 00:56:14,645 And sometimes the players get away with all kinds of things. 890 00:56:14,660 --> 00:56:18,245 Because once you realise it's all a show, 891 00:56:18,260 --> 00:56:20,500 nothing's ever quite the same. 892 00:56:21,000 --> 00:56:24,500 _ 893 00:56:28,660 --> 00:56:31,645 Tell him they have over stretched themselves... 894 00:56:31,660 --> 00:56:32,925 Where are you going? 895 00:56:32,940 --> 00:56:35,965 - I'll just wait outside. - Stay for this bit, at least. 896 00:56:35,980 --> 00:56:37,445 You're gonna love this bit. 897 00:56:37,460 --> 00:56:40,885 That's how it felt when I was talking to her that day. 898 00:56:40,900 --> 00:56:43,405 Because I had pushed things too far. 899 00:56:43,420 --> 00:56:48,845 It would have killed her if she had known this whole time 900 00:56:48,860 --> 00:56:50,420 that I was lying! 901 00:56:51,900 --> 00:56:55,765 That I wasn't just out on the beach that morning walking the dog. 902 00:56:55,780 --> 00:56:58,285 That I knew that boat would be there. 903 00:56:58,300 --> 00:57:00,845 I had planned it. 904 00:57:00,860 --> 00:57:05,020 That everything out of my wretched mouth... 905 00:57:06,620 --> 00:57:07,940 ..was a lie. 906 00:57:16,460 --> 00:57:21,525 ? Sometimes we lie 907 00:57:21,540 --> 00:57:25,805 ? Sometimes we break a heart 908 00:57:25,820 --> 00:57:29,405 ? Sometimes we hurt one another 909 00:57:29,420 --> 00:57:35,420 *CREDITS*