1 00:00:05,160 --> 00:00:07,865 This is a story about a boat, 2 00:00:07,880 --> 00:00:12,305 a boat that washed up on a beach and changed a lot of lives, 3 00:00:12,320 --> 00:00:14,050 like for a woman called Janet... 4 00:00:14,065 --> 00:00:15,145 - Janet! - and Samuel. 5 00:00:15,160 --> 00:00:17,865 - My name's Samuel. - Hi... Samuel. 6 00:00:17,880 --> 00:00:20,185 - And him... - What you dinky doing, you? 7 00:00:20,200 --> 00:00:23,065 - and her... - Pat Tooh with an H. 8 00:00:23,080 --> 00:00:25,065 - and him... - Ben. 9 00:00:25,080 --> 00:00:26,625 You don't know me... 10 00:00:26,640 --> 00:00:28,425 - and this one. - Le Tailleur. 11 00:00:28,440 --> 00:00:30,280 And also this guy... 12 00:00:33,120 --> 00:00:34,959 He's not much of a talker. 13 00:00:34,974 --> 00:00:39,074 _ 14 00:00:51,200 --> 00:00:56,600 Argh! 15 00:01:02,960 --> 00:01:07,760 Now, some stories start a long, long time ago. 16 00:01:09,480 --> 00:01:13,665 Some stories start in a deep, dark wood. 17 00:01:13,680 --> 00:01:17,865 Some stories start in a galaxy far, far away. 18 00:01:17,880 --> 00:01:20,265 But this story starts here, 19 00:01:20,280 --> 00:01:24,520 under a damn pylon, with a severed head, of all things. 20 00:01:27,360 --> 00:01:28,600 Shall we begin? 21 00:01:29,000 --> 00:01:32,000 _ 22 00:01:40,040 --> 00:01:44,665 Let's go back in time to the small town of Applebury. 23 00:01:44,680 --> 00:01:47,465 Not the kind of place people die to go to, 24 00:01:47,480 --> 00:01:50,000 more the kind where people go to die. 25 00:01:52,440 --> 00:01:56,105 It starts one morning, a Thursday, I think, 26 00:01:56,120 --> 00:01:59,385 under smokestacks on a lonely country road. 27 00:01:59,400 --> 00:02:02,919 A woman with blue in her hair driving towards a Thursday... 28 00:02:04,000 --> 00:02:07,200 unlike any other Thursday she'd experienced. 29 00:02:31,800 --> 00:02:32,948 Keith, do you mind? 30 00:02:32,963 --> 00:02:36,425 It's like one of the Seven Dwarfs had a fucking brain injury. 31 00:02:36,440 --> 00:02:40,185 I'm five-foot-seven. Perfectly good height for a man. 32 00:02:40,200 --> 00:02:44,785 Anyhow, I don't claim to be musical. That's my brother. Hey! 33 00:02:44,800 --> 00:02:48,160 - He does... - Less chat, come on, we've got quotas here. 34 00:02:58,720 --> 00:03:02,320 Nigel! Shut it down, there's a jam! 35 00:03:05,280 --> 00:03:06,760 Hang on. 36 00:03:13,360 --> 00:03:16,400 Yeah? Well, tell Maggie to... 37 00:03:19,320 --> 00:03:23,345 Nah. We'll have to get someone from maintenance here. 38 00:03:23,360 --> 00:03:27,985 It's stuck, I can't get it to work and I can't... 39 00:03:28,000 --> 00:03:29,799 OK, clear! 40 00:03:31,160 --> 00:03:33,200 Nige! Argh! 41 00:03:52,800 --> 00:03:56,160 Worst Thursday ever. 42 00:04:02,000 --> 00:04:08,000 *CREDITS* 43 00:04:51,800 --> 00:04:54,745 Please switch off your engine, so we can board your vessel! 44 00:04:54,760 --> 00:04:55,920 Merde! 45 00:05:07,400 --> 00:05:09,305 Bonsoir. 46 00:05:09,320 --> 00:05:11,440 Do you mind tying that down for us? 47 00:05:24,240 --> 00:05:27,360 - Bit nasty out, eh? - I've seen worse. 48 00:05:30,560 --> 00:05:32,545 Mind if I take a look around? 49 00:05:32,560 --> 00:05:34,385 May I ask why? 50 00:05:34,400 --> 00:05:37,080 Take a quick look around, then I'll be out your minge. 51 00:05:47,440 --> 00:05:48,640 Mackerel. 52 00:05:48,655 --> 00:05:50,655 Mackerel, yeah. 53 00:05:54,040 --> 00:05:56,185 Yeah, a whole lot of mackerel. 54 00:05:56,200 --> 00:05:58,000 It was a good haul. 55 00:06:08,680 --> 00:06:10,280 And... not mackerel. 56 00:06:18,680 --> 00:06:20,159 Come on, then. 57 00:06:31,960 --> 00:06:33,200 Argh! 58 00:06:39,880 --> 00:06:41,280 Fucking get up! 59 00:06:59,400 --> 00:07:00,905 You fucking done? 60 00:07:00,920 --> 00:07:02,425 Fucking get up! 61 00:07:02,440 --> 00:07:03,639 Fucking get up! 62 00:07:17,080 --> 00:07:18,600 Urgh! Urgh! 63 00:08:02,000 --> 00:08:05,900 _ 64 00:09:24,640 --> 00:09:26,465 Hiya. 65 00:09:26,480 --> 00:09:28,105 Evening. 66 00:10:18,400 --> 00:10:21,105 - You could just buy it, you know, love? - You can buy them?! 67 00:10:21,120 --> 00:10:23,165 I didn't win it at a fair that only exists 68 00:10:23,180 --> 00:10:25,225 for people who can sell them on at fairs. 69 00:10:25,240 --> 00:10:27,865 See, how it works is I buy the stuffed animals, 70 00:10:27,880 --> 00:10:31,385 and then in this stall, people come and they play and they win... 71 00:10:31,400 --> 00:10:33,425 No, I get that. I were just... 72 00:10:33,440 --> 00:10:35,145 Doesn't matter. 73 00:10:35,160 --> 00:10:37,865 I'm out of money anyway. That were my budget for the week. 74 00:10:37,880 --> 00:10:41,625 But it's not your problem. Thanks. Thanks, anyway. 75 00:10:41,640 --> 00:10:43,945 Tell you what, Annie Oakley. 76 00:10:43,960 --> 00:10:47,400 You've practically bought it already, amount you've slapped down. 77 00:10:51,160 --> 00:10:52,625 Here you go, pet. 78 00:10:52,640 --> 00:10:54,265 Are you sure? 79 00:10:54,280 --> 00:10:57,985 Piece of advice. Don't let it shit on the floor and definitely don't kiss it, 80 00:10:58,000 --> 00:11:00,080 or it turns into a 22-stone fuckhead. 81 00:11:02,560 --> 00:11:03,600 Ta. 82 00:11:54,120 --> 00:11:56,425 Alan... 83 00:11:56,440 --> 00:11:57,985 Alan! 84 00:11:58,000 --> 00:12:01,385 - Ribbit, ribbit... No way! - Hiya, love. 85 00:12:01,400 --> 00:12:03,705 - You finally won the beast! - Only took eight years. 86 00:12:03,720 --> 00:12:06,385 The approximate lifespan of the West European hedgehog. 87 00:12:06,400 --> 00:12:09,785 Just don't kiss him, or he turns into a 20-stone fuckhead. Ah! 88 00:12:09,800 --> 00:12:12,865 - Sorry. - How did you do it? 89 00:12:12,880 --> 00:12:15,385 I am Russian spy. You know this. 90 00:12:15,400 --> 00:12:16,608 Ah, right. 91 00:12:16,623 --> 00:12:20,265 My hand, it become rocket launcher, I shoot the cans at a local fair 92 00:12:20,280 --> 00:12:23,105 and job done, as they say. Shush, don't tell anybody. 93 00:12:23,120 --> 00:12:24,825 You silly woman. 94 00:12:24,840 --> 00:12:26,305 New hand looks good. 95 00:12:26,320 --> 00:12:28,160 No, it doesn't. But thanks, anyway. 96 00:12:30,120 --> 00:12:32,945 - You all right? - Yeah. I'll be fine, they'll see me right. 97 00:12:32,960 --> 00:12:35,745 Janet, Janet... 98 00:12:35,760 --> 00:12:37,385 Dearie me. 99 00:12:37,400 --> 00:12:40,225 Bit of a coincidence seeing you here, isn't it? 100 00:12:40,240 --> 00:12:44,345 No, I was out with a friend actually. So... Yeah. 101 00:12:44,360 --> 00:12:47,625 - Where is she, then? - She's, erm... 102 00:12:47,640 --> 00:12:52,105 Oh, yes, she's over there. She's on one of the... She's on the slide. 103 00:12:52,120 --> 00:12:54,658 No... Oh, no, she's not. Maybe she... Hot-dogs. 104 00:12:54,673 --> 00:12:56,825 Candyfloss, or something like that... 105 00:12:56,840 --> 00:12:59,785 - She loves candyfloss. - You can't keep doing this. 106 00:12:59,800 --> 00:13:02,905 I don't want to get into restraining orders, but... 107 00:13:02,920 --> 00:13:05,625 This is not your life now. 108 00:13:05,640 --> 00:13:09,520 Maybe you'd be happier if you let Jesus into your world. 109 00:13:10,720 --> 00:13:11,960 Like I did. 110 00:13:13,120 --> 00:13:15,025 Let's go. 111 00:13:15,040 --> 00:13:17,185 We're praying for you, Jenny. 112 00:13:17,200 --> 00:13:19,840 It's Janet. You know it's Janet... 113 00:13:21,920 --> 00:13:25,065 She knew full well it was Janet. 114 00:13:25,080 --> 00:13:27,000 She was just fucking with her. 115 00:13:32,640 --> 00:13:33,840 Sorry. 116 00:13:39,840 --> 00:13:42,585 Would you like your fortune read, darling? 117 00:13:42,600 --> 00:13:44,520 I think it's best I don't. 118 00:13:46,200 --> 00:13:49,505 They say fortune favours the brave. 119 00:13:49,520 --> 00:13:54,040 But sometimes, even the bravest souls get left behind. 120 00:14:39,960 --> 00:14:43,105 That's the thing about life, see? 121 00:14:43,120 --> 00:14:46,105 Some frogs never do get kissed. 122 00:14:46,120 --> 00:14:48,880 Some fairy tales never get their ending. 123 00:14:51,000 --> 00:14:53,900 _ 124 00:14:54,920 --> 00:14:56,945 But sometimes, 125 00:14:56,960 --> 00:14:58,719 they find another way. 126 00:15:02,680 --> 00:15:04,320 Drop it. 127 00:15:29,320 --> 00:15:31,705 Good boy. 128 00:15:31,720 --> 00:15:33,680 Come here. Come here! 129 00:15:35,480 --> 00:15:37,425 Jump. That's nice. 130 00:15:37,440 --> 00:15:40,320 Come here. Come on, then. Good boy. 131 00:15:47,840 --> 00:15:49,185 Morning. 132 00:15:49,200 --> 00:15:50,640 Morning. 133 00:15:54,160 --> 00:15:56,865 Don't normally see anyone else this time. 134 00:15:56,880 --> 00:15:58,280 I don't sleep well. 135 00:15:59,800 --> 00:16:01,160 Me neither. 136 00:16:03,600 --> 00:16:06,625 - Wow! Quick, yours. - Ah, no, he's not mine. 137 00:16:06,640 --> 00:16:08,480 The neighbour lets me take him out. 138 00:16:13,000 --> 00:16:15,585 You're not from round here? 139 00:16:15,600 --> 00:16:16,800 What gave it away? 140 00:16:17,960 --> 00:16:19,160 Oh, you know... 141 00:16:20,400 --> 00:16:22,265 Everything. 142 00:16:22,280 --> 00:16:24,345 Yeah. Just moved up from London. 143 00:16:24,360 --> 00:16:26,585 We're "one of those". 144 00:16:26,600 --> 00:16:28,185 Tired of the rat race, were it? 145 00:16:28,200 --> 00:16:29,720 Yeah. Something like that. 146 00:16:33,000 --> 00:16:35,900 _ 147 00:16:41,520 --> 00:16:43,065 Tom! 148 00:16:43,080 --> 00:16:45,225 Tom! Where are you? 149 00:16:45,240 --> 00:16:46,400 Tom? 150 00:16:49,840 --> 00:16:53,185 OK. Major Tom? 151 00:16:53,200 --> 00:16:54,680 Major Tom! 152 00:16:58,080 --> 00:16:59,925 I'm sorry to have kept you waiting. 153 00:16:59,940 --> 00:17:01,785 We seem to have misplaced our cat. 154 00:17:01,800 --> 00:17:05,692 When Major Tom returns, would you please give us a call? 155 00:17:05,707 --> 00:17:07,000 Thank you. 156 00:17:08,560 --> 00:17:10,480 You're leaving me your cat? 157 00:17:11,760 --> 00:17:13,040 Thank you. 158 00:17:42,200 --> 00:17:44,880 And the sea air of course, good for the soul, they say. 159 00:17:46,000 --> 00:17:50,840 Well, your new home has been officially recognised as the country's hairiest arsehole. 160 00:17:51,840 --> 00:17:54,680 Makes Peterborough look like... Portugal. 161 00:17:59,200 --> 00:18:01,360 I think it's people make places. 162 00:18:02,920 --> 00:18:04,880 Then we're really fucked. 163 00:18:07,160 --> 00:18:08,360 Sorry. 164 00:18:25,400 --> 00:18:27,520 What the hell...? Bette, come here. 165 00:18:28,680 --> 00:18:31,440 What is it? What is it, girl? 166 00:18:32,480 --> 00:18:33,720 What is...? 167 00:18:51,720 --> 00:18:53,120 Jesus Christ! 168 00:18:54,880 --> 00:18:56,200 Oh, God! 169 00:19:17,960 --> 00:19:20,985 Call the police. My phone's out. 170 00:19:21,000 --> 00:19:22,800 - Right. - Just fucking... Come on. 171 00:19:39,320 --> 00:19:41,560 - You got to look at this. - What? 172 00:19:44,440 --> 00:19:46,680 - Fucking hell! - Yeah. 173 00:19:52,520 --> 00:19:55,785 What are you waiting for? There's two dead people here. 174 00:19:55,800 --> 00:20:00,625 The street value's got to run into tens of millions... 175 00:20:00,640 --> 00:20:02,745 So what? - Let's just, erm... 176 00:20:02,760 --> 00:20:04,865 Let's just give this a minute. 177 00:20:04,880 --> 00:20:07,145 - Let's just think... - There's nowt to think about. 178 00:20:07,160 --> 00:20:09,680 - Jesus! Give me your fucking phone! - Just, erm... 179 00:20:11,000 --> 00:20:13,145 Sometimes... Sometimes, the world... 180 00:20:13,160 --> 00:20:14,705 The world throws you a bone. 181 00:20:14,720 --> 00:20:18,040 But you don't always see it. You don't always recognise it, but... 182 00:20:19,080 --> 00:20:22,760 This, what's happening right now, this is the world throwing us a bone. 183 00:20:24,160 --> 00:20:25,680 You want to fucking take it? 184 00:20:27,480 --> 00:20:28,840 I don't know. 185 00:20:30,320 --> 00:20:31,560 Are you mad? 186 00:20:33,000 --> 00:20:35,185 My name's Samuel. What's your name? 187 00:20:35,200 --> 00:20:36,088 What? 188 00:20:36,103 --> 00:20:38,785 Look, this situation's fucked up enough as it is without us being total strangers. 189 00:20:38,800 --> 00:20:41,265 My name's Samuel. What's yours, please? 190 00:20:41,280 --> 00:20:43,560 - It's Janet. - OK. Janet. OK. 191 00:20:45,000 --> 00:20:46,240 Hi, Janet. 192 00:20:47,480 --> 00:20:49,505 Hi, Samuel. 193 00:20:49,520 --> 00:20:50,720 Erm... 194 00:20:53,240 --> 00:20:57,465 Listen... Listen, Janet, erm, back in London, I was a lawyer. 195 00:20:57,480 --> 00:20:58,510 And I, think I might... 196 00:20:58,525 --> 00:21:00,825 I know this is fucking insane, it's insane, I know, but... 197 00:21:00,840 --> 00:21:03,760 I think I know someone who'd give us a lot of money for this. 198 00:21:05,920 --> 00:21:09,625 - I just came here to walk the bloody dog. - So did I! 199 00:21:09,640 --> 00:21:12,345 - But then the world... - Threw us a bone, yes. Only it's not a bone. 200 00:21:12,360 --> 00:21:15,425 It's a load of cocaine, the size of a fucking Nissan! 201 00:21:15,440 --> 00:21:17,560 I've gambled away my entire life savings. 202 00:21:21,200 --> 00:21:24,065 I sold my house, which is why we moved here. 203 00:21:24,080 --> 00:21:26,400 Camilla, my wife, has no idea. 204 00:21:27,520 --> 00:21:29,985 - I don't know what your story is... Right. - No, you don't. 205 00:21:30,000 --> 00:21:32,880 But you are telling me you can't use a few million quid? 206 00:21:34,680 --> 00:21:37,520 - It is not that simple. - But it could be. 207 00:21:39,120 --> 00:21:42,265 Sometimes, you know, the best thing to do is to look out for yourself. 208 00:21:42,280 --> 00:21:44,825 Cos God knows life kicks you in the bollocks often enough, 209 00:21:44,840 --> 00:21:47,505 and when you get a chance you need to take it, grab it with 210 00:21:47,520 --> 00:21:51,079 both hands, because there's nothing worse than living with regret... 211 00:21:53,640 --> 00:21:55,240 Where would we keep it? 212 00:22:37,640 --> 00:22:39,519 We should go. 213 00:22:41,760 --> 00:22:43,280 - Oh, shit! - What? 214 00:22:46,360 --> 00:22:47,840 I gotta clean my dog. 215 00:23:16,680 --> 00:23:18,985 We missed our date last night. 216 00:23:19,000 --> 00:23:20,865 But I'd already paid the deposit, 217 00:23:20,880 --> 00:23:24,745 so I had a whole beef Wellington to myself. 218 00:23:24,760 --> 00:23:26,545 And I ate it all, 219 00:23:26,560 --> 00:23:29,465 the whole soddin' Wellington. 220 00:23:29,480 --> 00:23:33,025 So are you going to give me a call back, or what? 221 00:23:33,040 --> 00:23:36,320 Just a text or anything, just to let me know that you're all right. 222 00:23:37,520 --> 00:23:39,640 Just call me, all right, love? 223 00:23:47,440 --> 00:23:51,440 Turns out the policeman's boyfriend was also a policeman. 224 00:23:52,600 --> 00:23:55,145 And while he was calling his dead lover, 225 00:23:55,160 --> 00:23:58,960 Samuel was washing his Pomeranian in the sea. 226 00:24:29,160 --> 00:24:31,320 Come on, come on, come on. 227 00:24:41,000 --> 00:24:43,560 Where the fuck were you? What took you so long? 228 00:24:46,600 --> 00:24:49,425 There was a woman... on the beach. 229 00:24:49,440 --> 00:24:50,785 She saw me. 230 00:24:50,800 --> 00:24:52,865 What? Christ... 231 00:24:52,880 --> 00:24:56,200 - Well, she didn't see my face. - Come on, just fucking drive. 232 00:25:07,000 --> 00:25:08,400 Hmm. 233 00:25:13,680 --> 00:25:15,545 999, what's your emergency? 234 00:25:15,560 --> 00:25:18,705 Yes, there's a Code 4 down at Applebury beach. 235 00:25:18,720 --> 00:25:20,425 A boat on the shore. 236 00:25:20,440 --> 00:25:22,440 No need for sirens, just the meat wagon. 237 00:25:23,520 --> 00:25:24,785 Your name, please? 238 00:25:24,800 --> 00:25:26,865 Pat Tooh, with an H. 239 00:25:26,880 --> 00:25:29,505 Right, are you able to wait a while, while we send an ambulance? 240 00:25:29,520 --> 00:25:33,505 I used to be a paramedic, love. Trust me, they're extremely dead. 241 00:25:33,520 --> 00:25:35,920 - They're on their way. - Ah, lovely. 242 00:25:40,000 --> 00:25:42,900 _ 243 00:25:44,000 --> 00:25:46,000 _ 244 00:25:47,015 --> 00:25:48,015 _ 245 00:25:48,030 --> 00:25:49,030 _ 246 00:25:50,000 --> 00:25:54,000 _ 247 00:25:54,015 --> 00:25:56,015 _ 248 00:25:58,000 --> 00:26:01,000 _ 249 00:26:08,800 --> 00:26:10,100 _ 250 00:26:12,000 --> 00:26:15,000 _ 251 00:26:23,000 --> 00:26:25,000 _ 252 00:26:25,015 --> 00:26:27,015 _ 253 00:26:27,030 --> 00:26:30,000 _ 254 00:26:31,000 --> 00:26:33,500 _ 255 00:26:33,515 --> 00:26:35,015 _ 256 00:26:35,030 --> 00:26:36,900 _ 257 00:26:39,000 --> 00:26:40,400 _ 258 00:26:42,900 --> 00:26:44,400 _ 259 00:26:46,000 --> 00:26:49,000 _ 260 00:26:51,700 --> 00:26:54,000 _ 261 00:26:55,015 --> 00:26:56,015 _ 262 00:26:57,100 --> 00:26:58,800 _ 263 00:27:49,000 --> 00:27:51,000 _ 264 00:27:52,000 --> 00:27:55,500 _ 265 00:27:59,000 --> 00:28:01,000 _ 266 00:28:01,015 --> 00:28:02,015 _ 267 00:28:05,000 --> 00:28:06,000 _ 268 00:28:08,015 --> 00:28:09,915 _ 269 00:28:10,000 --> 00:28:11,100 _ 270 00:28:11,115 --> 00:28:13,115 _ 271 00:28:14,000 --> 00:28:17,900 _ 272 00:28:18,000 --> 00:28:20,000 _ 273 00:28:20,015 --> 00:28:21,015 _ 274 00:28:22,030 --> 00:28:23,030 _ 275 00:28:28,000 --> 00:28:29,900 _ 276 00:28:30,700 --> 00:28:31,900 _ 277 00:28:32,000 --> 00:28:33,900 _ 278 00:28:36,900 --> 00:28:38,800 _ 279 00:28:39,000 --> 00:28:40,000 _ 280 00:29:03,120 --> 00:29:04,505 Yes? 281 00:29:04,520 --> 00:29:05,905 What is it? 282 00:29:05,920 --> 00:29:07,265 Sh! 283 00:29:07,280 --> 00:29:08,640 Sh, sh, sh, sh! 284 00:29:09,840 --> 00:29:11,320 Ah, hold on, hold on. 285 00:29:35,600 --> 00:29:37,440 Say that again. 286 00:29:41,160 --> 00:29:42,920 You are talking about my shipment? 287 00:29:45,880 --> 00:29:47,345 But this is a joke. 288 00:29:47,360 --> 00:29:48,880 Tell me it's a joke. 289 00:29:51,000 --> 00:29:54,500 _ 290 00:29:58,120 --> 00:29:59,920 This is how. 291 00:30:15,400 --> 00:30:17,665 Where are we even going? 292 00:30:17,680 --> 00:30:20,385 I think we should drop the dogs off first. 293 00:30:20,400 --> 00:30:22,825 Then I passed a storage unit on my way in. 294 00:30:22,840 --> 00:30:25,745 Storage? Right. You've got all the answers, haven't you, 295 00:30:25,760 --> 00:30:28,105 Mr Storage Face? 296 00:30:28,120 --> 00:30:29,345 Sorry, you got a charger? 297 00:30:29,360 --> 00:30:31,225 Just my phone's... 298 00:30:31,240 --> 00:30:33,505 My wife's, it's in there. 299 00:30:33,520 --> 00:30:35,305 That'll do it. 300 00:30:35,320 --> 00:30:37,105 Oh, I don't understand what just happened. 301 00:30:37,120 --> 00:30:39,745 I feel like my heart's beating right outside my chest. 302 00:30:39,760 --> 00:30:41,160 Maybe that's because it is. 303 00:30:53,560 --> 00:30:55,120 Shit. 304 00:30:56,760 --> 00:30:58,065 OK. 305 00:30:58,080 --> 00:30:59,625 OK, just... 306 00:30:59,640 --> 00:31:01,305 - Just stay calm. - I am. 307 00:31:01,320 --> 00:31:02,960 - I'm talking to myself. - Oh. 308 00:31:05,440 --> 00:31:07,145 Come on, come on, come on. 309 00:31:07,160 --> 00:31:08,840 Keep calm, remember? 310 00:31:10,680 --> 00:31:12,400 Oh, no. What? 311 00:31:13,800 --> 00:31:15,025 What shall I do? 312 00:31:15,040 --> 00:31:17,720 - Don't do anything. Just wait and... - Huh... 313 00:31:23,480 --> 00:31:24,640 OK. 314 00:31:34,240 --> 00:31:37,825 I'll get out of the way, nice... and slow. 315 00:31:37,840 --> 00:31:40,265 - What the fuck are you doing? - What do you mean, what am I doing? 316 00:31:40,280 --> 00:31:41,985 - It's a one-way street! - What? Oh, shit. 317 00:31:42,000 --> 00:31:43,625 What is wrong with you? 318 00:31:43,640 --> 00:31:45,585 - I wasn't thinking. - Well, start. Pull over! 319 00:31:45,600 --> 00:31:48,745 What? What if we just hit the pedal and we don't look back? 320 00:31:48,760 --> 00:31:51,465 We're not Thelma and Louise, you daft bastard. We're in Applebury. 321 00:31:51,480 --> 00:31:52,840 Stop the fucking car. 322 00:31:54,280 --> 00:31:56,945 - Stay calm. - Yes, yes, I know. 323 00:31:56,960 --> 00:31:59,199 I'm talking to myself now. 324 00:32:25,560 --> 00:32:28,745 Hi, officer. So, look, I'm new here, 325 00:32:28,760 --> 00:32:31,185 and I, erm, was meant to take a different turning 326 00:32:31,200 --> 00:32:33,665 and I ended up going down this one-way street. 327 00:32:33,680 --> 00:32:35,705 You know you're going down a one-way street? 328 00:32:35,720 --> 00:32:37,985 Yes, and I'm so sorry. Erm... 329 00:32:38,000 --> 00:32:40,225 - You can't do that. - No, er... 330 00:32:40,240 --> 00:32:43,265 What if a car was coming towards you? Or a bicycle? 331 00:32:43,280 --> 00:32:45,585 - Neither would be good. - Or a van. 332 00:32:45,600 --> 00:32:47,745 - Absolutely. - A mobility scooter. 333 00:32:47,760 --> 00:32:49,825 - Right... - A kid on a skateboard. 334 00:32:49,840 --> 00:32:51,385 Or those shoes with wheels on. 335 00:32:51,400 --> 00:32:53,425 Can you imagine how that could have ended up? 336 00:32:53,440 --> 00:32:54,960 - Terrible. - Be dead. 337 00:32:56,240 --> 00:32:58,145 - Hiya. - You all right? 338 00:32:58,160 --> 00:32:59,505 So, I really am very sorry. 339 00:32:59,520 --> 00:33:01,865 And I'm sorry to be wasting police time. 340 00:33:01,880 --> 00:33:03,345 It's important, the job you guys do. 341 00:33:03,360 --> 00:33:06,305 My friend and I, we were just out walking our dogs together. 342 00:33:06,320 --> 00:33:08,040 Dog buddies! 343 00:33:09,920 --> 00:33:14,105 Yes, dog friends, and we got talking and, er, the turning... 344 00:33:14,120 --> 00:33:15,600 All right. 345 00:33:27,680 --> 00:33:29,425 - Tell me something, sir. - Yes. 346 00:33:29,440 --> 00:33:31,040 In the back of your car there... 347 00:33:34,000 --> 00:33:35,400 is that a whippet? 348 00:33:37,080 --> 00:33:40,185 - Yes, yes. Rambo. - Yeah, he's called Rambo. 349 00:33:40,200 --> 00:33:42,025 My mummy used to have a whippet. 350 00:33:42,040 --> 00:33:44,025 - Beautiful creatures, aren't they? - Yeah. 351 00:33:44,040 --> 00:33:46,385 Odd little bodies, though. You can see their ribs. 352 00:33:46,400 --> 00:33:48,520 - Yeah, you can. - Ben, come on. 353 00:33:49,720 --> 00:33:52,185 Look, all right, no harm done, all right? 354 00:33:52,200 --> 00:33:54,385 - But please be more careful next time. - Yes, will do. 355 00:33:54,400 --> 00:33:55,345 Yeah, of course. - Thanks. 356 00:33:55,360 --> 00:33:56,305 - See you later. - Right. 357 00:33:56,320 --> 00:33:58,040 - Thank you so much. - Thank you. 358 00:34:07,200 --> 00:34:08,480 Dog buddies? 359 00:34:10,040 --> 00:34:11,560 I panicked. 360 00:34:26,600 --> 00:34:30,905 And that's just ten of the great uses for safety pins. 361 00:34:30,920 --> 00:34:34,039 Harold's Life Hacks... hit the subscribe button below. 362 00:34:37,960 --> 00:34:40,105 Hey. We need storage. 363 00:34:40,120 --> 00:34:42,200 Oh, and, er, these. 364 00:35:33,040 --> 00:35:35,545 Right, we've got a padlock each, 365 00:35:35,560 --> 00:35:37,800 so it needs both of us if we want to get into it. 366 00:35:39,120 --> 00:35:40,345 Don't you trust me? 367 00:35:40,360 --> 00:35:42,120 You said you were a lawyer, didn't you? 368 00:35:55,600 --> 00:35:57,385 You can just ask me, you know. 369 00:35:57,400 --> 00:35:59,585 - Ask you what? - My hand. You keep staring at it 370 00:35:59,600 --> 00:36:01,094 like it's a pair of tits. 371 00:36:01,109 --> 00:36:02,665 - No, I don't! - You do. 372 00:36:02,680 --> 00:36:03,985 It were a work accident... 373 00:36:04,000 --> 00:36:07,265 hand versus industrial metal-pressing machine. 374 00:36:07,280 --> 00:36:08,760 Guess who lost. 375 00:36:10,720 --> 00:36:12,305 Good lawyer could get you six figures. 376 00:36:12,320 --> 00:36:14,745 Oh, my God! I never thought of that! 377 00:36:14,760 --> 00:36:16,825 No, me, erm... 378 00:36:16,840 --> 00:36:19,625 My manager, he, er, he gave me some whisky after it happened. 379 00:36:19,640 --> 00:36:22,345 Don't tell the bods upstairs that you saw this. 380 00:36:22,360 --> 00:36:23,880 It'll just take the edge off it. 381 00:36:24,880 --> 00:36:26,465 I downed the lot, 382 00:36:26,480 --> 00:36:29,025 on account of the extreme fucking agony I were experiencing. 383 00:36:29,040 --> 00:36:30,985 He later claimed that I were drinking on the job, 384 00:36:31,000 --> 00:36:34,040 so, no pay-out... for me. 385 00:36:40,640 --> 00:36:42,705 You can ask me anything, you know. 386 00:36:42,720 --> 00:36:45,665 I'm all right, actually. 387 00:36:45,680 --> 00:36:47,585 Sorry, got to take this. 388 00:36:47,600 --> 00:36:48,880 Hello, Samuel speaking. 389 00:36:50,520 --> 00:36:52,025 You're joking. 390 00:36:52,040 --> 00:36:54,425 OK. No, thanks. It's great. I, erm... 391 00:36:54,440 --> 00:36:56,625 Can I call you back? It's not a good time. 392 00:36:56,640 --> 00:36:57,840 Thank you. 393 00:36:59,160 --> 00:37:02,025 - Who were that? - It's my cat, Major Tom. 394 00:37:02,040 --> 00:37:03,305 Your what? 395 00:37:03,320 --> 00:37:05,025 No, my cat's not calling me, obviously. 396 00:37:05,040 --> 00:37:07,225 It's, er, my estate agent. 397 00:37:07,240 --> 00:37:09,465 When we moved out of the house in London, 398 00:37:09,480 --> 00:37:12,305 the cat went AWOL, and it seems he's back. 399 00:37:12,320 --> 00:37:15,000 You moved house and you left your cat behind? 400 00:37:17,320 --> 00:37:18,720 What the fuck am I doing? 401 00:37:21,680 --> 00:37:23,305 What now? 402 00:37:23,320 --> 00:37:24,985 I don't know. 403 00:37:25,000 --> 00:37:27,320 What are you supposed to do after something like this? 404 00:37:58,680 --> 00:38:00,945 I thought you could use this. 405 00:38:00,960 --> 00:38:04,145 - Soy, right? - Oh, Colin, you're the best! 406 00:38:04,160 --> 00:38:06,480 It's all right. I was passing anyway. 407 00:38:10,120 --> 00:38:12,080 - I'd better be getting on. - Yeah. 408 00:38:15,760 --> 00:38:18,025 Why don't you just ask her out? 409 00:38:18,040 --> 00:38:20,825 I've, er, actually written her a note. 410 00:38:20,840 --> 00:38:23,585 Great. Just what every grown woman wants. 411 00:38:23,600 --> 00:38:26,185 Follow it up by pulling her pigtails and telling her she smells 412 00:38:26,200 --> 00:38:27,625 and you're golden. 413 00:38:27,640 --> 00:38:30,625 Love might have been in the air for Colin, 414 00:38:30,640 --> 00:38:32,185 but, for Arthur Lake, 415 00:38:32,200 --> 00:38:34,345 it was quite the opposite. 416 00:38:34,360 --> 00:38:38,385 As he sat there lost in a haze of pain and sadness, 417 00:38:38,400 --> 00:38:41,425 the last thing he needed to hear was the words... 418 00:38:41,440 --> 00:38:44,240 You all right, buddy? 419 00:38:46,120 --> 00:38:47,640 Buddy? 420 00:38:50,160 --> 00:38:52,745 - Who are you? - Ben. 421 00:38:52,760 --> 00:38:55,985 You don't know me. Or my name. Clearly. 422 00:38:56,000 --> 00:38:58,185 I just wanted to say how sorry I was about what happened 423 00:38:58,200 --> 00:38:59,745 to your life-partner. 424 00:38:59,760 --> 00:39:02,265 I really am sorry, buddy. 425 00:39:02,280 --> 00:39:05,065 It's all right if I call you buddy, isn't it? 426 00:39:05,080 --> 00:39:06,905 He seemed nice. 427 00:39:07,320 --> 00:39:10,560 I'm not that way inclined, you know, but if I were, I'd be interested. 428 00:39:11,720 --> 00:39:14,345 He probably wouldn't be interested in me anyway, would he? 429 00:39:14,360 --> 00:39:15,825 I wonder who would. 430 00:39:15,840 --> 00:39:17,865 Ian, maybe. 431 00:39:17,880 --> 00:39:19,320 Do you know Ian? 432 00:39:24,280 --> 00:39:26,320 Arthur... Come on. 433 00:39:29,480 --> 00:39:30,825 How are you doing? 434 00:39:30,840 --> 00:39:32,505 As you'd expect. 435 00:39:32,520 --> 00:39:34,745 I know you'd rather be anywhere but here right now, 436 00:39:34,760 --> 00:39:36,305 only something's come up. 437 00:39:36,320 --> 00:39:37,825 How do you mean? 438 00:39:37,840 --> 00:39:40,505 Mark took a unit boat out onto the water, 439 00:39:40,520 --> 00:39:43,385 but the case number he assigned to it... 440 00:39:43,400 --> 00:39:44,640 It doesn't exist. 441 00:39:46,280 --> 00:39:48,505 Sorry, I don't... Erm... 442 00:39:48,520 --> 00:39:49,745 What are you asking me? 443 00:39:49,760 --> 00:39:54,145 He takes a police vessel out into the ocean - at night, on his own. 444 00:39:54,160 --> 00:39:56,625 Next thing we know, we find him in that fishing boat 445 00:39:56,640 --> 00:39:58,865 with an as yet unidentified body. 446 00:39:58,880 --> 00:40:00,840 Are you saying he was on the take? 447 00:40:01,880 --> 00:40:04,305 Because if you are, sir, that's some fucking bollocks. 448 00:40:04,320 --> 00:40:06,905 - Not here, lad. In my office. - I'm fine where I am, thanks. 449 00:40:06,920 --> 00:40:09,225 We're just trying to piece things together, that's all. 450 00:40:09,240 --> 00:40:11,105 I fucking loved him! 451 00:40:11,120 --> 00:40:13,425 So don't you dare stand there and make out like 452 00:40:13,440 --> 00:40:15,225 him being killed was somehow his fault! 453 00:40:15,240 --> 00:40:16,425 Mark was a good officer. 454 00:40:16,440 --> 00:40:18,559 The whole force has suffered a loss today. 455 00:40:20,160 --> 00:40:21,385 Nice eulogy. 456 00:40:21,400 --> 00:40:24,600 You going to bury his reputation alongside his fucking corpse? 457 00:40:48,160 --> 00:40:50,065 Nice and easy. 458 00:40:50,080 --> 00:40:51,745 Good boy. 459 00:40:51,760 --> 00:40:54,665 I'm not doing rock, paper, scissors. 460 00:40:54,680 --> 00:40:55,865 Why? 461 00:40:55,880 --> 00:40:57,185 Cos it's stupid. 462 00:40:57,200 --> 00:40:59,040 And we've got pubes now, that's why. 463 00:41:00,160 --> 00:41:03,400 Well, how about foot, cockroach, nuclear bomb? 464 00:41:05,000 --> 00:41:06,785 What the fuck is that? 465 00:41:06,800 --> 00:41:08,705 Well, it's basically rock, paper, scissors. 466 00:41:08,720 --> 00:41:11,585 - Oh, for fuck's sake. - No, I'm not doing it. 467 00:41:11,600 --> 00:41:13,200 All right, Ron, answer me this. 468 00:41:14,160 --> 00:41:16,480 How many times did you fail your driving test? 469 00:41:18,440 --> 00:41:20,265 Twice. 470 00:41:20,280 --> 00:41:21,585 Three times. 471 00:41:21,600 --> 00:41:23,225 Fucked up the three-point turn. 472 00:41:23,240 --> 00:41:24,545 Well, there you go. 473 00:41:24,560 --> 00:41:26,385 You're driving this time. 474 00:41:26,400 --> 00:41:27,865 Oh, and do me a favour, 475 00:41:27,880 --> 00:41:30,105 have a little think about what we're going to eat later. 476 00:41:30,120 --> 00:41:32,920 This place I drew the map on looks lovely. 477 00:41:34,320 --> 00:41:36,479 20 % voucher off and all, eh? 478 00:41:37,840 --> 00:41:39,440 You know it makes sense. 479 00:41:44,200 --> 00:41:45,680 Right, let's do it. 480 00:41:49,000 --> 00:41:51,000 _ 481 00:42:28,280 --> 00:42:29,640 Hmm... 482 00:43:32,760 --> 00:43:34,840 Please, no... 483 00:43:37,360 --> 00:43:38,760 Please... Plea-... 484 00:44:40,800 --> 00:44:43,080 Get down, get down... 485 00:44:54,000 --> 00:44:57,159 - Read it when this is done, would you? - Sh. 486 00:45:29,360 --> 00:45:30,960 No, no. 487 00:45:53,720 --> 00:45:55,160 Stand up. 488 00:45:58,280 --> 00:46:00,745 Where's the evidence locker? 489 00:46:00,760 --> 00:46:04,200 It says it should fucking be here, now where is it? 490 00:46:13,960 --> 00:46:16,280 I think it's the wrong way round. 491 00:46:20,040 --> 00:46:21,999 Ah... 492 00:46:24,920 --> 00:46:26,399 Cheers. 493 00:46:56,240 --> 00:46:58,720 Wrong fucking floor. Basement. 494 00:47:24,520 --> 00:47:26,160 No, no, no. 495 00:47:27,720 --> 00:47:29,080 It's not here. 496 00:47:30,200 --> 00:47:31,680 It's fucking not here. 497 00:48:01,500 --> 00:48:04,500 _ 498 00:48:26,840 --> 00:48:29,199 It were just a friend. 499 00:48:33,680 --> 00:48:38,065 Oh! Get two-for-one with a fax machine there, did you? 500 00:48:38,080 --> 00:48:39,280 No. 501 00:48:40,400 --> 00:48:43,385 It's so I don't have a 24-hour casino in my pocket. 502 00:48:43,400 --> 00:48:44,840 Ah, sorry. 503 00:48:46,560 --> 00:48:48,880 Ah, OK... 504 00:48:54,680 --> 00:48:56,185 Why are you looking at me like that? 505 00:48:56,200 --> 00:48:59,025 Because I am wondering why you agreed to do something like this. 506 00:48:59,040 --> 00:49:00,600 Cos you're so persuasive. 507 00:49:03,360 --> 00:49:04,840 Let me tell you something. 508 00:49:06,720 --> 00:49:07,920 You know my secrets... 509 00:49:09,200 --> 00:49:10,759 all of them. Fucking hell. 510 00:49:12,320 --> 00:49:14,560 You're the only person in the world who does. 511 00:49:17,680 --> 00:49:19,200 I reckon this is a safe space. 512 00:49:21,080 --> 00:49:22,120 OK. 513 00:49:23,800 --> 00:49:26,025 That weren't me friend that texted earlier. 514 00:49:26,040 --> 00:49:27,585 It were me ex, Peter. 515 00:49:27,600 --> 00:49:31,145 Cos I accidentally, on purpose - 516 00:49:31,160 --> 00:49:33,145 - very on-purpose - bumped into our boy 517 00:49:33,160 --> 00:49:35,705 the other day and he mentioned a restraining order again. 518 00:49:35,720 --> 00:49:37,665 A restraining order? That's your son, isn't it? 519 00:49:37,680 --> 00:49:40,105 He's not, actually. I mean, he is. 520 00:49:40,120 --> 00:49:42,065 He were just a baby when I met his dad. 521 00:49:42,080 --> 00:49:45,305 His mum had buggered off and then suddenly there I were. 522 00:49:45,320 --> 00:49:47,545 Not a bloody clue what I were doing. 523 00:49:47,560 --> 00:49:49,680 And I bloody loved it, every minute. 524 00:49:51,200 --> 00:49:54,105 Anyway, Peter, he met a younger model 525 00:49:54,120 --> 00:49:56,425 who were hard for Jesus, so that were that. 526 00:49:56,440 --> 00:49:59,105 So, now I can't see him anymore. 527 00:49:59,120 --> 00:50:01,560 So, from being a mum to being... 528 00:50:04,600 --> 00:50:06,065 numb, I suppose. 529 00:50:06,080 --> 00:50:07,920 Yeah, like I never fucking existed. 530 00:50:10,440 --> 00:50:12,400 That's shit. Sorry. 531 00:50:14,120 --> 00:50:16,240 Oh, fucking hell. 532 00:50:23,360 --> 00:50:25,480 Can I... Can I show you something? 533 00:50:31,000 --> 00:50:33,265 So, this is... yours? 534 00:50:33,280 --> 00:50:35,465 It's the last painting I sold. 535 00:50:35,480 --> 00:50:37,465 It's beautiful. 536 00:50:37,480 --> 00:50:39,305 Yeah, at least I kept the hand I paint with. 537 00:50:39,320 --> 00:50:40,985 No, I mean it. 538 00:50:41,000 --> 00:50:42,865 You have real talent. 539 00:50:42,880 --> 00:50:44,440 Shades of Demuth... 540 00:50:46,760 --> 00:50:49,185 Charles Demuth. 541 00:50:49,200 --> 00:50:50,505 OK... 542 00:50:50,520 --> 00:50:52,625 Attention, all shoppers, 543 00:50:52,640 --> 00:50:56,745 Tinley Shopping Centre will close today at 4 pm due to an incident... 544 00:50:56,760 --> 00:50:59,825 Yep. Years of effort and if you're lucky, 545 00:50:59,840 --> 00:51:02,120 maybe you get a spot in the Tinley Centre. 546 00:51:04,400 --> 00:51:06,305 Why'd you bring me here? 547 00:51:06,320 --> 00:51:11,705 Sometimes I come here and I pretend like I'm in some art gallery 548 00:51:11,720 --> 00:51:14,865 and it's like I'm in some alternate reality 549 00:51:14,880 --> 00:51:17,800 where I'm not the unluckiest person in the world. 550 00:51:21,080 --> 00:51:22,945 So why did...? 551 00:51:22,960 --> 00:51:24,745 You asked me 552 00:51:24,760 --> 00:51:26,800 - why I agreed to do this, right? - Mm-hm. 553 00:51:28,840 --> 00:51:31,065 Cos everything I thought I had - 554 00:51:31,080 --> 00:51:33,745 my future, me... Me fucking fingers, 555 00:51:33,760 --> 00:51:35,465 and me boy - 556 00:51:35,480 --> 00:51:37,385 it's all nothing. 557 00:51:37,400 --> 00:51:39,945 And I am... I am done with nothing. 558 00:51:39,960 --> 00:51:41,240 And you need to know that. 559 00:51:42,400 --> 00:51:44,720 Do not fuck me over on this. 560 00:51:45,840 --> 00:51:48,679 Do not fuck me over on this, please. 561 00:51:55,840 --> 00:51:57,185 You OK, love? 562 00:51:57,200 --> 00:51:58,905 He hasn't told you anything, has he? 563 00:51:58,920 --> 00:52:00,505 Who? Oh, your dad? 564 00:52:00,520 --> 00:52:03,385 No, no, apart from where I can stick it. Why? 565 00:52:03,400 --> 00:52:06,080 It's just, it feels like there's something going on. 566 00:52:07,520 --> 00:52:09,945 Like, afoot, you might even say. 567 00:52:09,960 --> 00:52:14,705 Dad and Suzie, they keep going quiet whenever I come into a room like... 568 00:52:14,720 --> 00:52:16,400 Got to go. He's coming back. 569 00:52:17,440 --> 00:52:20,025 Alan. Alan? 570 00:52:20,040 --> 00:52:22,160 Fuck's sake. 571 00:52:25,560 --> 00:52:28,105 Well, we should probably, er, call it a night 572 00:52:28,120 --> 00:52:31,105 before your cat takes out a second mortgage. 573 00:52:31,120 --> 00:52:33,000 Yes, yes, yes. 574 00:52:34,520 --> 00:52:36,720 The family will be wondering where I got to. 575 00:52:40,080 --> 00:52:42,265 So, erm, all right. 576 00:52:42,280 --> 00:52:43,665 Well, then, erm, yeah. 577 00:52:43,680 --> 00:52:45,585 I'll... I'll... 578 00:52:45,600 --> 00:52:47,920 - I'll be in touch. - Oh... 579 00:52:51,320 --> 00:52:53,305 Right, leave it to the one with one hand. 580 00:52:53,320 --> 00:52:55,745 Actually, I can't just go and pretend it's been a normal day. 581 00:52:55,760 --> 00:52:57,185 I'm going to go and drink some more. 582 00:52:57,200 --> 00:53:00,280 So, despite what you said, you are welcome to come and join me. 583 00:53:12,080 --> 00:53:15,240 Let's leave Janet and Samuel doing karaoke... 584 00:53:16,200 --> 00:53:18,825 and go find Arthur running 585 00:53:18,840 --> 00:53:21,065 away from grief 586 00:53:21,080 --> 00:53:24,240 and towards a whole new set of problems. 587 00:53:28,200 --> 00:53:30,425 Look, whatever you're selling, piss off, all right? 588 00:53:30,440 --> 00:53:32,385 I'm not selling anything, Mr Lake. 589 00:53:32,400 --> 00:53:34,080 How are you? 590 00:53:35,160 --> 00:53:36,345 Who's this? 591 00:53:36,360 --> 00:53:38,185 Le Tailleur. 592 00:53:38,200 --> 00:53:41,025 The Tailor, like you would say. 593 00:53:41,040 --> 00:53:45,105 But, like most things, it sounds better in French. 594 00:53:45,120 --> 00:53:48,040 We haven't met, but you have something of mine, I think. 595 00:53:49,080 --> 00:53:51,185 I don't know what you're talking about. 596 00:53:51,200 --> 00:53:53,225 The boat was found, and two bodies - 597 00:53:53,240 --> 00:53:54,865 my associate, your partner, 598 00:53:54,880 --> 00:53:56,985 and the boat's cargo is gone. 599 00:53:57,000 --> 00:53:59,225 My people checked the police evidence room. 600 00:53:59,240 --> 00:54:00,825 I've done my work, you see. 601 00:54:00,840 --> 00:54:03,425 You were working together to steal from me. 602 00:54:03,440 --> 00:54:05,305 Mate, I don't know who the fuck you are 603 00:54:05,320 --> 00:54:08,185 or what the fuck you are talking about, all right? 604 00:54:08,200 --> 00:54:10,985 Don't. Please. 605 00:54:11,000 --> 00:54:13,625 Another shipment of mine was taken six weeks ago. 606 00:54:13,640 --> 00:54:15,265 Two men in police uniform. 607 00:54:15,280 --> 00:54:17,745 Now, one, I can shrug it off - 608 00:54:17,760 --> 00:54:20,305 bad luck, the cost of doing business - 609 00:54:20,320 --> 00:54:22,360 - but two...? - Get fucked. 610 00:54:24,600 --> 00:54:28,665 I believe appearances are very important, 611 00:54:28,680 --> 00:54:31,065 no matter what your business. 612 00:54:31,080 --> 00:54:35,905 Perception is no mere superficial concern, it is everything. 613 00:54:35,920 --> 00:54:38,545 And the perception of my organisation, 614 00:54:38,560 --> 00:54:40,945 to lose two shipments... 615 00:54:40,960 --> 00:54:42,585 You see my problem? 616 00:54:42,600 --> 00:54:45,960 Seems to me you've got another problem, pal. 617 00:54:47,120 --> 00:54:48,520 You've got to find me first. 618 00:54:57,360 --> 00:55:00,145 He claimed not to know anything. 619 00:55:00,160 --> 00:55:03,240 So, I have a journey to make. 620 00:55:05,000 --> 00:55:07,265 No, no, I'm looking forward to it. 621 00:55:07,280 --> 00:55:10,225 It's good to get out of the house once in a while. 622 00:55:10,240 --> 00:55:12,385 The thing about stories is, 623 00:55:12,400 --> 00:55:15,145 it's they can take you anywhere. 624 00:55:15,160 --> 00:55:19,440 To well-paid mass murderers in search of 20% discounts... 625 00:55:21,520 --> 00:55:24,105 to the places that we thought were gone 626 00:55:24,120 --> 00:55:25,720 and maybe lost forever. 627 00:55:27,800 --> 00:55:32,560 Fairy tales about frogs being kissed that needed an ending... 628 00:55:35,520 --> 00:55:37,905 to a boy playing an instrument 629 00:55:37,920 --> 00:55:40,960 thinking about the mother he wishes could be his mother. 630 00:56:07,280 --> 00:56:10,305 I will find the money and hang them from the sky. 631 00:56:10,320 --> 00:56:11,520 When I'm done... 632 00:56:13,280 --> 00:56:15,280 there will be nothing left. 633 00:56:17,000 --> 00:56:19,100 _ 634 00:56:19,240 --> 00:56:22,705 Yes, stories can take us anywhere, 635 00:56:22,720 --> 00:56:25,145 sometimes even back to the beginning, 636 00:56:25,160 --> 00:56:28,200 or the end, depending on how you look at it. 637 00:56:28,215 --> 00:56:29,415 _ 638 00:56:34,000 --> 00:56:37,800 _ 639 00:56:42,320 --> 00:56:44,105 I'll give you a fiver to touch it. 640 00:56:44,120 --> 00:56:45,585 You reckon we should tell someone? 641 00:56:45,600 --> 00:56:47,400 Oi! 642 00:57:11,000 --> 00:57:17,000 *CREDITS*