1 00:00:17,356 --> 00:00:18,636 Are you still here? 2 00:00:18,860 --> 00:00:20,170 You need to get going. 3 00:00:20,370 --> 00:00:23,370 I can't get going. I told you I don't feel well. 4 00:00:23,570 --> 00:00:24,770 What's the matter now? 5 00:00:24,970 --> 00:00:26,638 Oh, nothing, I just had 6 00:00:26,663 --> 00:00:28,345 explosive fucking diarrhea all night 7 00:00:28,370 --> 00:00:30,740 because you decided to get us KFC for dinner. 8 00:00:30,940 --> 00:00:32,950 You have KFC all the time. 9 00:00:33,325 --> 00:00:35,555 Yeah, and I have diarrhea all the time! 10 00:00:35,755 --> 00:00:39,125 You're not staying home all day and playing Baldur's Gate 3. 11 00:00:39,150 --> 00:00:40,865 - Now let's go. - Ugh! 12 00:00:42,865 --> 00:00:45,195 Have a good day at school, sweetie. 13 00:00:45,220 --> 00:00:46,640 Fuck you, Mom! 14 00:00:49,480 --> 00:00:50,700 This is bullshit. 15 00:00:50,725 --> 00:00:53,005 How do you get your mom arrested for child abuse? 16 00:00:53,130 --> 00:00:55,200 She wouldn't let you stay home and play Baldur's Gate 3, 17 00:00:55,225 --> 00:00:56,544 huh, fat ass? 18 00:00:56,599 --> 00:00:58,833 Who you callin' fat, you heathen bitch? 19 00:00:58,970 --> 00:01:01,085 Dude, you don't wanna miss school today. 20 00:01:01,227 --> 00:01:04,285 Clyde said he's gonna fart on Tammy Mullins during P.E. 21 00:01:04,310 --> 00:01:06,419 Tammy Mullins has sweet fucking knockers. 22 00:01:06,755 --> 00:01:09,225 Dude, Kenny, enough about Tammy's knockers! 23 00:01:09,250 --> 00:01:10,520 You sound like a white male trying to 24 00:01:10,545 --> 00:01:12,250 re-establish the patriarchy. 25 00:01:15,685 --> 00:01:16,965 Eric, it's okay. 26 00:01:16,990 --> 00:01:19,247 - It's okay. - Mom! Mom! 27 00:01:19,420 --> 00:01:20,630 I had a dream that... 28 00:01:20,830 --> 00:01:22,630 I was replaced by a diverse woman! 29 00:01:22,830 --> 00:01:24,235 Oh, not again. 30 00:01:24,260 --> 00:01:26,750 Yeah, only this time, it wasn't just me. 31 00:01:26,775 --> 00:01:29,145 They were taking all my favorite people and replacing them 32 00:01:29,170 --> 00:01:30,975 with diverse women complaining about the patriarchy. 33 00:01:31,175 --> 00:01:32,815 Will you check under the bed and make sure 34 00:01:32,840 --> 00:01:34,340 there's no Disney executives under there? 35 00:01:34,540 --> 00:01:37,085 - I promise there's not. - I'm scared, Mom! 36 00:01:37,110 --> 00:01:38,880 Will you please just look and make sure Kathleen Kennedy 37 00:01:38,905 --> 00:01:40,300 isn't under my bed? 38 00:01:41,405 --> 00:01:43,995 Kathleen Kennedy is not under your bed. 39 00:01:44,020 --> 00:01:45,180 Can you check the closet? 40 00:01:45,205 --> 00:01:46,575 Eric, enough. 41 00:01:47,082 --> 00:01:49,952 I've told you there's no such thing as Disney executives 42 00:01:49,977 --> 00:01:52,035 who replace everyone you love with diverse women 43 00:01:52,060 --> 00:01:53,794 who complain about the patriarchy. 44 00:01:53,860 --> 00:01:55,794 Now be a big boy. 45 00:01:58,580 --> 00:01:59,830 It's-it's not real. 46 00:02:00,030 --> 00:02:02,070 It's... it's not real. 47 00:02:06,536 --> 00:02:12,786 www.subtitulamos.tv 48 00:02:17,870 --> 00:02:19,055 Get up! 49 00:02:19,080 --> 00:02:20,740 Come on, Stan, get up. Let's go. 50 00:02:20,825 --> 00:02:21,841 - What, Dad? - Downstairs. 51 00:02:21,866 --> 00:02:23,910 Let's go. I'm sick of this shit. 52 00:02:27,055 --> 00:02:28,265 Okay. 53 00:02:28,290 --> 00:02:30,135 It has come to my attention lately 54 00:02:30,160 --> 00:02:33,786 that young people today don't know how to do shit. 55 00:02:34,275 --> 00:02:36,825 You got your phones and your AI and you kids haven't 56 00:02:36,850 --> 00:02:39,345 learned to be able to actually do anything. 57 00:02:39,545 --> 00:02:41,115 So we're going to take this morning to 58 00:02:41,140 --> 00:02:44,415 learn how to fix something. You see this? 59 00:02:44,440 --> 00:02:47,380 See this? The oven door isn't working. 60 00:02:47,405 --> 00:02:50,225 It's falling off the hinges. So what do we do? 61 00:02:50,250 --> 00:02:51,370 Shelley? 62 00:02:52,330 --> 00:02:53,680 I don't know. 63 00:02:53,920 --> 00:02:55,165 It's very simple. 64 00:02:55,190 --> 00:02:56,690 You gotta make the hinges tighter 65 00:02:56,715 --> 00:02:58,435 so the oven door's more secure. 66 00:02:58,460 --> 00:03:01,835 So what you do is... you take out your phone 67 00:03:01,860 --> 00:03:04,330 and you call the handyman. 68 00:03:06,535 --> 00:03:07,605 Hello? 69 00:03:07,630 --> 00:03:09,305 Hello. It's Randy Marsh. 70 00:03:09,330 --> 00:03:12,091 My oven door is not working. Please come fix it. 71 00:03:13,110 --> 00:03:15,997 Now we rest until the handyman comes. 72 00:03:23,083 --> 00:03:25,095 Are you following this at all, guys? 73 00:03:25,120 --> 00:03:27,750 - Is this seeping in? - Nope. 74 00:03:27,950 --> 00:03:30,620 No, it looks like the screws are totally stripped. 75 00:03:30,820 --> 00:03:32,235 What does that mean? What's wrong? 76 00:03:32,260 --> 00:03:33,990 Can't get 'er fixed right now, I gotta get 77 00:03:34,015 --> 00:03:36,130 some different washers at the Home Depot. 78 00:03:36,553 --> 00:03:37,793 Okay, do that. 79 00:03:37,900 --> 00:03:39,135 Can't do it right now, I gotta get 80 00:03:39,160 --> 00:03:40,945 over to Stephen Stotch's house 81 00:03:40,970 --> 00:03:42,505 and install his closet shelves. 82 00:03:42,705 --> 00:03:45,615 Okay, see, kids, this happens sometimes 83 00:03:45,640 --> 00:03:48,040 but handymen don't make a lot of money, so here's what you do. 84 00:03:48,318 --> 00:03:50,588 Oh, okay, I will pay you an extra 30 bucks 85 00:03:50,613 --> 00:03:52,415 if you fix my oven now. 86 00:03:52,495 --> 00:03:55,705 Yeah, sorry, but Stotch already gave me an extra 50 bucks. 87 00:03:55,959 --> 00:03:58,429 I will pay you an extra 55 bucks. 88 00:03:58,520 --> 00:04:00,590 Randy, did you fix the oven door yet? 89 00:04:00,790 --> 00:04:02,560 I'm working on it! 90 00:04:02,760 --> 00:04:03,779 Look, please. 91 00:04:03,804 --> 00:04:05,490 Whatever you want. I'll throw in a six-pack 92 00:04:05,515 --> 00:04:06,855 of beer and you can get drunk. 93 00:04:06,964 --> 00:04:09,440 I don't need your trivial little perks anymore, Marsh. 94 00:04:09,465 --> 00:04:12,305 I got work comin' out my ears. It's like... 95 00:04:12,330 --> 00:04:13,919 I don't know, it's like nobody knows 96 00:04:13,944 --> 00:04:15,615 how to do shit anymore. 97 00:04:16,895 --> 00:04:18,775 You're-- You're just gonna leave? 98 00:04:18,975 --> 00:04:20,945 I'll pay a different handyman. 99 00:04:20,970 --> 00:04:22,036 Yeah, go for it, buddy, 100 00:04:22,061 --> 00:04:24,302 I got so much money I don't care. 101 00:04:26,630 --> 00:04:28,360 What the hell is going on? 102 00:04:29,554 --> 00:04:33,074 All right, just try to relax. Take a deep breath. 103 00:04:34,075 --> 00:04:37,060 Now tell me exactly what it is you're afraid of. 104 00:04:38,036 --> 00:04:40,235 I keep having the same dream. 105 00:04:40,599 --> 00:04:42,499 Everywhere I look, people are being replaced. 106 00:04:42,622 --> 00:04:45,975 Okay. And who do you think is going to have you replaced? 107 00:04:46,109 --> 00:04:48,309 Them. The puppet masters. 108 00:04:48,575 --> 00:04:50,945 The last time I had the dream, I was, I was walking 109 00:04:50,970 --> 00:04:52,470 down the school hallway... 110 00:04:55,263 --> 00:04:57,268 And then I see Butters, and he's like... 111 00:04:57,293 --> 00:05:00,010 Hey, Eric! You wanna see what my mom packed me for lunch? 112 00:05:00,035 --> 00:05:01,151 And that's when I start to notice 113 00:05:01,176 --> 00:05:02,737 that something's wrong. Everyone I cared about 114 00:05:02,762 --> 00:05:04,555 has been systematically replaced. 115 00:05:04,580 --> 00:05:06,195 And finally I want to scream and I'm like... 116 00:05:06,308 --> 00:05:07,978 Why are they replacing every single character 117 00:05:08,003 --> 00:05:09,463 with someone who is diverse? 118 00:05:09,642 --> 00:05:11,235 - But then Kenny's like... - It's not our fault, 119 00:05:11,260 --> 00:05:12,659 it's 'cause of Kathleen Kennedy. 120 00:05:12,684 --> 00:05:14,035 But then Kathleen Kennedy's just like... 121 00:05:14,060 --> 00:05:15,583 Fuck it! Make it more lame. 122 00:05:15,608 --> 00:05:16,925 And everyone in town is like, 123 00:05:16,950 --> 00:05:19,275 "No, please, Kathleen Kennedy, stop ruining everything." 124 00:05:19,300 --> 00:05:20,575 But Kathleen Kennedy is all like... 125 00:05:20,600 --> 00:05:22,105 Put another gay diverse woman in it. 126 00:05:22,130 --> 00:05:23,740 Make it more fucking lame. 127 00:05:23,878 --> 00:05:26,045 And Disney stock just keeps going down and down and down! 128 00:05:26,070 --> 00:05:27,715 And then Bob Iger is all like... 129 00:05:27,740 --> 00:05:30,047 No! No! What's going on with my stocks? 130 00:05:30,072 --> 00:05:31,342 No, Kathleen Kennedy! 131 00:05:34,430 --> 00:05:36,680 Oh. It happened again, didn't it? 132 00:05:37,012 --> 00:05:40,052 Okay, Eric, I think I know what's going on here. 133 00:05:40,295 --> 00:05:43,765 Your fears aren't about Disney replacing everything you love. 134 00:05:44,089 --> 00:05:48,365 What everyone is afraid of these days is being replaced by AI. 135 00:05:48,538 --> 00:05:51,655 - AI? - But you don't need to worry, Eric. 136 00:05:51,705 --> 00:05:53,733 As long as you work hard and stay in school, 137 00:05:53,758 --> 00:05:55,475 you can make something of yourself. 138 00:05:55,500 --> 00:05:59,038 Become an elite worker like I did that AI can't replace. 139 00:05:59,120 --> 00:06:00,421 You're a therapist and the best thing 140 00:06:00,446 --> 00:06:01,820 you have to tell me is "stay in school"? 141 00:06:01,845 --> 00:06:04,385 You're in control of your future, Eric. 142 00:06:04,410 --> 00:06:06,110 You just need to ask yourself, 143 00:06:06,310 --> 00:06:07,530 "Who will be the people 144 00:06:07,555 --> 00:06:10,468 still making money in the AI-driven future?" 145 00:06:13,250 --> 00:06:14,970 What the-- What the fuck? 146 00:06:20,430 --> 00:06:21,865 Could you hurry it up, please? 147 00:06:21,890 --> 00:06:23,205 I kind of need to get back to work. 148 00:06:23,530 --> 00:06:26,275 Yep, well, looks like you got a short in the outlet there. 149 00:06:26,300 --> 00:06:28,372 I'd have to get a new outlet at Home Depot. 150 00:06:28,397 --> 00:06:30,845 I can probably come change it on the 28th. 151 00:06:31,045 --> 00:06:32,815 28th? No, no, no, look. 152 00:06:32,840 --> 00:06:35,022 I'll give a hundred bucks to get this done today. 153 00:06:35,163 --> 00:06:37,415 I already got a feller giving me thousands 154 00:06:37,440 --> 00:06:39,355 to fix his toilet this afternoon. 155 00:06:39,380 --> 00:06:41,593 Thousands? I can't afford that. 156 00:06:41,950 --> 00:06:43,425 Free therapy sessions. 157 00:06:43,450 --> 00:06:45,663 How about we trade? You do the handiwork for me. 158 00:06:45,688 --> 00:06:48,300 And I'll give you five free therapy sessions! 159 00:06:48,325 --> 00:06:49,665 Oh, no, thanks. 160 00:06:50,236 --> 00:06:53,960 I do all my therapy on the AI Freudbot app. 161 00:06:57,890 --> 00:07:00,545 This is South Park Breaking News. 162 00:07:00,671 --> 00:07:02,880 Shocking developments in the country today, 163 00:07:02,905 --> 00:07:05,775 it appears that nobody knows how to do shit anymore. 164 00:07:05,800 --> 00:07:08,485 Our own Chris Martins is live on the scene. 165 00:07:08,510 --> 00:07:10,936 Tom, I'm standing in my bathroom where the new 166 00:07:10,961 --> 00:07:13,855 tile for my shower has yet to be installed. 167 00:07:14,055 --> 00:07:17,093 As you can see, the tile has started to peel off in places. 168 00:07:17,118 --> 00:07:20,085 Now the handyman was supposed to come days ago to fix it 169 00:07:20,110 --> 00:07:21,788 but he claims to have better offers 170 00:07:21,813 --> 00:07:23,565 from other white-collar workers 171 00:07:23,590 --> 00:07:26,660 like me whose practical know-how has atrophied. 172 00:07:27,027 --> 00:07:28,952 It appears we've all screwed ourselves 173 00:07:28,985 --> 00:07:32,022 by relying on technology and AI. 174 00:07:37,257 --> 00:07:38,490 Hey, Siri, 175 00:07:38,515 --> 00:07:41,045 how do you fix a broken oven door? 176 00:07:41,627 --> 00:07:44,260 Here's what I found from reference.com. 177 00:07:44,285 --> 00:07:47,355 Undo any screws that hold the hinges in position, 178 00:07:47,380 --> 00:07:49,310 pull the door upward and then outwards 179 00:07:49,335 --> 00:07:51,205 to detach hinges from the oven. 180 00:07:51,275 --> 00:07:53,397 Insert the new hinge into the hinge holes 181 00:07:53,422 --> 00:07:56,092 and secure the hinges with screws. 182 00:07:56,827 --> 00:08:00,468 Hey, Siri, okay, can you do that for me? 183 00:08:01,180 --> 00:08:02,780 Can I do what for you? 184 00:08:02,805 --> 00:08:04,905 Can you fix my oven door for me? 185 00:08:04,930 --> 00:08:06,460 It's broken. 186 00:08:06,835 --> 00:08:10,445 I cannot do that because I do not have arms. 187 00:08:10,470 --> 00:08:12,575 You will need to call a handyman. 188 00:08:12,600 --> 00:08:15,015 The handyman isn't available. 189 00:08:15,040 --> 00:08:16,585 He's all, like, rich now 190 00:08:16,610 --> 00:08:19,340 and I fucking rely on him to keep everything working here! 191 00:08:19,640 --> 00:08:22,210 I am unable to fix an oven door. 192 00:08:22,410 --> 00:08:25,720 Oh, well, hey, Siri, I thought AI was supposed to be 193 00:08:25,745 --> 00:08:29,288 this amazing scary advancement that could, like, do anything. 194 00:08:29,313 --> 00:08:31,100 Hey, Randy, the oven door in the kitchen 195 00:08:31,125 --> 00:08:33,085 - still isn't-- - I am working on it! 196 00:08:34,325 --> 00:08:36,875 Hey, Siri, all the handymen are rich 197 00:08:36,900 --> 00:08:40,100 and I can't afford them anymore so what do I do? 198 00:08:40,710 --> 00:08:43,050 Perhaps you could find an unlicensed worker 199 00:08:43,075 --> 00:08:45,815 who does small day jobs for cash. 200 00:08:46,015 --> 00:08:48,685 You mean like those broke-ass illegal immigrants 201 00:08:48,710 --> 00:08:50,285 down at Home Depot? 202 00:08:50,310 --> 00:08:52,355 I'm sorry, I shouldn't have said it that way. 203 00:08:52,679 --> 00:08:54,525 Hey, Siri, you mean like those 204 00:08:54,550 --> 00:08:56,950 broke-ass illegal immigrants down at Home Depot? 205 00:08:57,325 --> 00:09:00,065 Yes. There are often people sitting out front 206 00:09:00,090 --> 00:09:02,960 of Home Depot waiting to be hired for work. 207 00:09:03,160 --> 00:09:05,327 Yeah. Those guys! 208 00:09:10,774 --> 00:09:12,538 Hey, Kenny, can we talk to you? 209 00:09:12,780 --> 00:09:14,050 Sure, guys, what's up? 210 00:09:14,075 --> 00:09:16,005 Well, Clyde says that you told Tammy Mullins 211 00:09:16,030 --> 00:09:18,300 he was gonna fart on her in P.E. so she didn't show up. 212 00:09:18,500 --> 00:09:20,340 Yeah, I might have told her. 213 00:09:20,540 --> 00:09:22,360 Well, Kenny, everyone was really looking forward to that. 214 00:09:22,385 --> 00:09:23,515 Why did you ruin it? 215 00:09:23,540 --> 00:09:25,085 I told you guys I think Tammy Mullins 216 00:09:25,110 --> 00:09:27,265 - has sweet fucking knockers. - You guys! 217 00:09:27,290 --> 00:09:31,155 You guys! Something super crazy is happening, you guys. 218 00:09:31,180 --> 00:09:32,380 You went on a diet? 219 00:09:32,580 --> 00:09:34,020 This is serious, Kyle! 220 00:09:34,220 --> 00:09:35,870 At first they were just dreams, 221 00:09:35,895 --> 00:09:38,110 but now I feel like I'm actually changing. 222 00:09:38,135 --> 00:09:40,635 Why would I be having visions that I'm a diverse woman? 223 00:09:40,660 --> 00:09:42,810 Because you're a fat, racist piece of shit. 224 00:09:42,835 --> 00:09:45,035 Goddamn it, I'm not fat. I'm just shamed for my body 225 00:09:45,060 --> 00:09:47,491 in a world where white men decide what's beautiful. 226 00:09:47,725 --> 00:09:49,175 What the fuck was that?! 227 00:09:49,200 --> 00:09:52,070 Why would I say that? I don't say that. You see?! 228 00:09:52,270 --> 00:09:54,567 This is happening to all of us, you guys. 229 00:09:54,845 --> 00:09:56,415 You might think everything is okay. 230 00:09:56,440 --> 00:09:59,060 But Disney... is gonna get ya. 231 00:09:59,385 --> 00:10:01,341 Kathleen Kennedy's gonna get ya. 232 00:10:01,731 --> 00:10:03,974 Disney and Kathleen Kennedy are gonna get ya! 233 00:10:05,620 --> 00:10:08,090 I don't think that what I'm experiencing are dreams. 234 00:10:08,196 --> 00:10:10,106 I think that what I'm seeing are windows... 235 00:10:10,131 --> 00:10:12,091 into alternate universes. 236 00:10:12,506 --> 00:10:13,926 Yeah, okay, I'm out. 237 00:10:14,610 --> 00:10:15,965 It's true, Kyle, there could be 238 00:10:15,990 --> 00:10:17,530 other universes with other versions of-- 239 00:10:17,555 --> 00:10:19,505 Everyone's sick of the stupid multiverse, Cartman. 240 00:10:19,705 --> 00:10:21,575 It's not stupid, it's totally possible 241 00:10:21,600 --> 00:10:23,000 and if you can't-- 242 00:10:23,231 --> 00:10:24,631 Kyle? Kyle? 243 00:10:24,656 --> 00:10:26,815 I swear, the multiverse is just an excuse for lazy writing. 244 00:10:26,840 --> 00:10:28,825 - Kyle! - Yeah, it's like every damn movie now. 245 00:10:28,850 --> 00:10:29,950 Kyle, what is this? 246 00:10:30,084 --> 00:10:32,114 Uh, you might wanna listen to him, Kyle! 247 00:10:32,310 --> 00:10:33,880 Kyle, you gotta help me! 248 00:10:33,976 --> 00:10:35,125 Help me, Kyle! 249 00:10:35,150 --> 00:10:36,617 Kyle! 250 00:10:52,568 --> 00:10:53,505 Hey! 251 00:10:53,670 --> 00:10:55,216 Hey, I need a worker! 252 00:10:55,248 --> 00:10:56,716 - Is that a handyman? - There's one! 253 00:10:56,741 --> 00:10:57,951 Hey, you wanna trade? 254 00:10:58,615 --> 00:10:59,775 What the fuck? 255 00:10:59,800 --> 00:11:01,646 Randy! You know how to do stuff, right? 256 00:11:01,770 --> 00:11:03,015 I gotta get the radiant heat 257 00:11:03,040 --> 00:11:04,451 installed in my house and I'm offering 258 00:11:04,476 --> 00:11:06,224 free legal advice in exchange. 259 00:11:06,380 --> 00:11:07,780 You need a reporter? 260 00:11:07,880 --> 00:11:10,395 I'll report the news to you if you fix my shower tile! 261 00:11:10,420 --> 00:11:12,755 How about a computer programmer? I can do coding! 262 00:11:12,780 --> 00:11:14,495 Insurance broker? Insurance broker? 263 00:11:14,520 --> 00:11:16,300 What the hell are you guys doing here? 264 00:11:16,325 --> 00:11:18,465 We're trying to get a handyman to do stuff for us. 265 00:11:18,490 --> 00:11:20,605 You know how to install radiant heat or not? 266 00:11:20,805 --> 00:11:24,235 No, I need some broke-ass immigrants to fix my oven door. 267 00:11:24,435 --> 00:11:25,705 Dang it. 268 00:11:25,730 --> 00:11:27,748 Hey! Here comes a different handyman! 269 00:11:30,724 --> 00:11:33,285 Hey, anyone wanna make a bunch of money? 270 00:11:33,310 --> 00:11:36,230 I need four workers who know how to use a power saw. 271 00:11:37,205 --> 00:11:39,855 I'll do lawyer work if you install my radiant heat! 272 00:11:39,880 --> 00:11:41,685 I've got skills in human resources. 273 00:11:41,710 --> 00:11:42,910 Let's work something out! 274 00:11:43,120 --> 00:11:46,530 No, I need guys that know how to work a power saw. 275 00:11:48,334 --> 00:11:51,771 None of you know how to work a power saw? Jesus Christ. 276 00:11:54,640 --> 00:11:56,840 What universe is this? 277 00:11:59,339 --> 00:12:02,380 _ 278 00:12:07,185 --> 00:12:09,685 Yo, Kenny, we gotta ask you something. 279 00:12:09,710 --> 00:12:12,555 Are you, like, in love with Tammy Mullins? 280 00:12:12,580 --> 00:12:14,980 I'm not in love with her, I just like her knockers. 281 00:12:15,180 --> 00:12:17,625 Okay, well, why would you protect someone from getting 282 00:12:17,650 --> 00:12:20,325 farted on unless there were some real feelings there? 283 00:12:20,350 --> 00:12:22,525 Dude, I said I was sorry, okay? 284 00:12:22,550 --> 00:12:24,707 You guys! You guys! 285 00:12:24,732 --> 00:12:27,105 Something really weird is going on! 286 00:12:27,130 --> 00:12:30,021 I keep having the same dream that I'm a fat little white boy. 287 00:12:30,138 --> 00:12:32,678 You ain't white, but you definitely fat. 288 00:12:32,730 --> 00:12:34,275 This is serious, Kyle! 289 00:12:34,300 --> 00:12:37,340 It's more than a dream, it's becoming like real now! 290 00:12:37,715 --> 00:12:39,015 I keep seeing all of you! 291 00:12:39,040 --> 00:12:41,085 Being replaced by little white motherfuckers! 292 00:12:41,110 --> 00:12:43,755 Well, maybe you should try not being so racist, Cartman. 293 00:12:43,780 --> 00:12:46,052 You can't be racist towards white people, Stan! 294 00:12:46,185 --> 00:12:49,225 They all honky-ass bitches! You know what this is? 295 00:12:49,250 --> 00:12:52,005 I think this is some alternate universe shit. 296 00:12:53,105 --> 00:12:55,095 Yeah, right, you just acting crazy 'cause you wanna 297 00:12:55,120 --> 00:12:57,895 - get sent home from school. - No, I'm not, Kyle! 298 00:12:57,920 --> 00:12:59,695 Yeah, bitch, you just wanna get sent home 299 00:12:59,720 --> 00:13:01,341 so you can play Baldur's Gate 3. 300 00:13:09,620 --> 00:13:11,677 What the fuck? 301 00:13:11,989 --> 00:13:13,972 Oh, my God, it's all real! 302 00:13:14,654 --> 00:13:17,085 Whatever you're doing, Cartman, we ain't buyin' it. 303 00:13:17,110 --> 00:13:19,915 Stay away from me! You aren't my friends! Do you understand? 304 00:13:19,940 --> 00:13:22,210 Is that supposed to be Cartman? 305 00:13:22,410 --> 00:13:24,095 It ain't Cartman but it's still fat. 306 00:13:24,120 --> 00:13:25,955 Just more like little round and fat. 307 00:13:25,980 --> 00:13:27,820 Yeah, like Tammy Mullins' knockers. 308 00:13:28,195 --> 00:13:29,185 Kenny! Brah. 309 00:13:29,210 --> 00:13:31,075 Chill with the knockers. Man! 310 00:13:32,240 --> 00:13:33,630 No... 311 00:13:33,978 --> 00:13:36,188 No...! 312 00:13:39,860 --> 00:13:41,800 Okay, so Clyde says he can probably try to fart 313 00:13:41,825 --> 00:13:43,745 on Tammy Mullins again during fourth period. 314 00:13:43,770 --> 00:13:45,675 But this time Kenny has to keep his mouth shut. 315 00:13:45,700 --> 00:13:47,885 It's fine! I won't say anything, fine! 316 00:13:48,085 --> 00:13:50,045 He's gonna say something, he's totally in love with her. 317 00:13:50,070 --> 00:13:53,115 - No, I'm not! - You guys! You guys! 318 00:13:53,140 --> 00:13:55,285 Holy shit, you guys, I fuckin' told you! 319 00:13:55,310 --> 00:13:57,900 I fuckin' told you this was happening, didn't I? 320 00:13:58,870 --> 00:14:00,125 Told us what was happening? 321 00:14:00,150 --> 00:14:01,825 I told you I was having all these dreams 322 00:14:01,850 --> 00:14:03,365 that I was a fat little white boy 323 00:14:03,390 --> 00:14:05,335 and you guys were all white boys too and now look! 324 00:14:05,360 --> 00:14:06,940 Y'all actually turned into 'em! 325 00:14:07,740 --> 00:14:10,165 - Do we know you? - I'm Cartman. 326 00:14:10,190 --> 00:14:13,075 And you're Kyle and you're Stan and you're fucking Kenny. 327 00:14:13,100 --> 00:14:14,905 Only it's a parallel, alternated universe 328 00:14:14,930 --> 00:14:16,345 and y'all have been replaced. 329 00:14:16,786 --> 00:14:18,475 Uh, okay, cool lady. 330 00:14:18,500 --> 00:14:20,070 We gotta get to class. 331 00:14:20,270 --> 00:14:21,885 Oh, no! No, no, no, no, no! 332 00:14:21,910 --> 00:14:23,615 You guys are gonna listen to me this time! 333 00:14:23,640 --> 00:14:25,271 I need help! 334 00:14:25,958 --> 00:14:27,525 Cartman's just messing with us. 335 00:14:27,550 --> 00:14:28,580 Fuck you, Kyle! 336 00:14:28,605 --> 00:14:30,708 This is serious, you fuckin' butt-fucker! 337 00:14:31,177 --> 00:14:33,358 Yeah, listen, lady, we really gotta get going. 338 00:14:33,575 --> 00:14:36,513 Will you guys fucking listen to me?! I'm Cartman! 339 00:14:36,538 --> 00:14:39,200 You're not Cartman and multiple universes are stupid. 340 00:14:39,818 --> 00:14:41,849 Oh, goddamn it! 341 00:14:43,710 --> 00:14:46,135 Tom, I'm still here live at the scene. 342 00:14:46,335 --> 00:14:48,845 Dozens of white-collar workers are gathered hoping 343 00:14:48,870 --> 00:14:51,470 to get the attention of just one handyman. 344 00:14:51,670 --> 00:14:54,215 It's a scene of desperation and a reminder 345 00:14:54,240 --> 00:14:56,960 of where our country's economy is headed. 346 00:15:00,271 --> 00:15:02,700 Hey! Hey, hey, hey! 347 00:15:04,089 --> 00:15:06,925 Hey, hey! Excuse me, you're a handyman, right? 348 00:15:06,950 --> 00:15:09,290 Can I get you to come look at my oven door? 349 00:15:09,896 --> 00:15:11,683 I can trade you services. 350 00:15:11,708 --> 00:15:14,505 I have geology skills. Could you come fix my door 351 00:15:14,530 --> 00:15:16,060 and I'll give you some geology? 352 00:15:16,435 --> 00:15:19,335 Hey, why don't you guys get outta here? 353 00:15:19,360 --> 00:15:22,435 You're making the Home Depot look all shitty. 354 00:15:24,599 --> 00:15:26,515 Fuckin' rich assholes. 355 00:15:26,958 --> 00:15:28,215 Ugh, sucks. 356 00:15:28,240 --> 00:15:29,385 Aw, man. 357 00:15:29,410 --> 00:15:31,640 Boy, I wish I knew how to fix stuff. 358 00:15:31,840 --> 00:15:33,015 I'd be rich, too. 359 00:15:33,040 --> 00:15:35,146 I could know how to fix stuff! 360 00:15:35,495 --> 00:15:37,295 The problem is when I could have been learning 361 00:15:37,320 --> 00:15:40,513 how to fix stuff, I went to fucking college instead! 362 00:15:40,590 --> 00:15:41,995 Hey, yeah, he's right. 363 00:15:42,020 --> 00:15:44,695 We all went to college, and where did it get us? 364 00:15:44,720 --> 00:15:47,095 Yeah, I'm still paying off my college loans. 365 00:15:47,120 --> 00:15:49,930 Yeah, so am I! Now I don't know how to do anything 366 00:15:49,955 --> 00:15:52,525 'cause I got suckered into going to college and learning stupid 367 00:15:52,550 --> 00:15:55,849 geology that anyone can know 'cause of goddamn AI! 368 00:15:55,970 --> 00:15:57,245 Yeah, fuck college! 369 00:15:57,270 --> 00:15:58,915 Let's go get our fucking money back! 370 00:15:58,940 --> 00:16:01,040 - Yeah! - Yeah! Fuck college! 371 00:16:01,065 --> 00:16:03,104 Come on, let's go! 372 00:16:06,810 --> 00:16:09,225 - Stupid college! - You wasted our time! 373 00:16:09,250 --> 00:16:12,280 - Fuck you, college! - Piece of shit college! 374 00:16:12,480 --> 00:16:13,965 Hey-hey, college! 375 00:16:13,990 --> 00:16:16,268 You know what you are?! You're a scam! 376 00:16:16,293 --> 00:16:18,110 College is a scam! 377 00:16:18,135 --> 00:16:19,580 Yeah! 378 00:16:19,605 --> 00:16:20,675 Yeah, that's right! 379 00:16:20,700 --> 00:16:22,065 Yeah, hey, college! 380 00:16:22,090 --> 00:16:23,705 Here's my student loan bill. 381 00:16:23,730 --> 00:16:25,541 That I'm still paying off! 382 00:16:25,660 --> 00:16:27,815 Well, guess what, I'm not paying it! 383 00:16:28,596 --> 00:16:30,838 - Yeah! - We don't owe you nothing! 384 00:16:30,863 --> 00:16:33,079 - No way! - RANDY: Guess what, college?! 385 00:16:33,104 --> 00:16:36,140 We don't owe you money, you owe us money! 386 00:16:36,340 --> 00:16:37,615 Yeah! 387 00:16:37,640 --> 00:16:39,315 Yeah, that's right! 388 00:16:41,400 --> 00:16:43,555 You think you can just sit there and not even 389 00:16:43,580 --> 00:16:46,127 respond to us, college? Okay! 390 00:16:46,377 --> 00:16:48,917 You aren't going to destroy any more lives! 391 00:16:49,165 --> 00:16:50,870 All right, bring in the catapult. 392 00:16:50,895 --> 00:16:52,335 Bring in the catapult! 393 00:16:52,360 --> 00:16:53,405 Yeah! 394 00:16:53,430 --> 00:16:54,765 Yeah, that's right! 395 00:17:00,215 --> 00:17:03,033 - What's that? - That's the catapult. 396 00:17:03,955 --> 00:17:06,095 Well, but it's still in the box. 397 00:17:06,372 --> 00:17:08,672 Yeah, somebody's gotta put it together. 398 00:17:08,938 --> 00:17:10,608 Well, how are we gonna... 399 00:17:10,633 --> 00:17:11,833 Hang on, college! 400 00:17:12,010 --> 00:17:13,285 How're we gonna break the college if 401 00:17:13,310 --> 00:17:14,750 the catapult is still in the box? 402 00:17:14,950 --> 00:17:16,424 It's okay, we called the handyman. 403 00:17:16,449 --> 00:17:18,104 He's gonna build it for us. 404 00:17:24,645 --> 00:17:27,465 Hello, gentlemen, what seems to be the problem? 405 00:17:29,244 --> 00:17:30,935 You said you couldn't work today. 406 00:17:30,960 --> 00:17:32,700 You're supposed to fix my oven door! 407 00:17:32,900 --> 00:17:34,549 I've got a lot of jobs there, buddy. 408 00:17:34,574 --> 00:17:36,045 This one paid the most today. 409 00:17:36,245 --> 00:17:38,575 We all pooled together and offered him $20,000. 410 00:17:38,600 --> 00:17:40,245 $20,000? 411 00:17:40,270 --> 00:17:41,915 What the fuck are you guys doing?! 412 00:17:41,940 --> 00:17:44,290 You're gonna make him totally impossible now! 413 00:17:46,596 --> 00:17:49,129 All right, send Broflovski, Marsh and McKormick 414 00:17:49,154 --> 00:17:50,768 into my office, please. 415 00:17:52,330 --> 00:17:53,595 Aw, what the hell? 416 00:17:53,620 --> 00:17:55,172 Sit down, boys. One of our students here 417 00:17:55,197 --> 00:17:56,971 says you've been treating them unfairly. 418 00:17:57,041 --> 00:17:59,635 - Treating who unfairly? - We didn't do anything! 419 00:17:59,660 --> 00:18:01,090 We're just minding our own business 420 00:18:01,115 --> 00:18:02,735 and she keeps saying she's Eric Cartman! 421 00:18:03,731 --> 00:18:05,831 Okay. And what's wrong with that? 422 00:18:07,780 --> 00:18:10,100 What's wrong is it doesn't make any sense. 423 00:18:10,475 --> 00:18:11,875 Okay, I see. 424 00:18:11,900 --> 00:18:13,545 There's a diverse female where Cartman used to be 425 00:18:13,570 --> 00:18:14,861 and you don't like that. 426 00:18:15,045 --> 00:18:16,945 It's not that we don't like it, it's... 427 00:18:16,970 --> 00:18:18,430 don't you think that's weird? 428 00:18:18,455 --> 00:18:20,055 I don't see a problem with it at all. 429 00:18:20,080 --> 00:18:21,855 And if you boys don't think Eric can be a Black woman, 430 00:18:21,880 --> 00:18:23,869 then maybe the problem is you. 431 00:18:25,330 --> 00:18:26,313 What? 432 00:18:26,338 --> 00:18:27,596 You think it's perfectly normal 433 00:18:27,621 --> 00:18:29,191 that Cartman is suddenly a Black woman? 434 00:18:29,338 --> 00:18:30,993 You probably don't like that Indiana Jones got replaced 435 00:18:31,018 --> 00:18:32,335 by a female either, huh? 436 00:18:32,461 --> 00:18:34,431 You probably have a problem with Black Spider-Man, too. 437 00:18:34,530 --> 00:18:36,205 No! Miles Morales is sweet. 438 00:18:36,230 --> 00:18:37,505 That's a whole constructed thing 439 00:18:37,530 --> 00:18:39,105 with its own character and narrative! 440 00:18:39,130 --> 00:18:42,205 This is just taking Cartman, same old Cartman, 441 00:18:42,230 --> 00:18:43,940 and putting a Black woman in it. 442 00:18:44,140 --> 00:18:46,070 Well, you know what I think about that, Kyle? 443 00:18:46,153 --> 00:18:47,291 Hold on. Hold on. 444 00:18:49,185 --> 00:18:50,615 That's what I think about that, Kyle! (laughs) 445 00:18:50,640 --> 00:18:51,955 Goddamn it, Cartman! 446 00:18:51,980 --> 00:18:53,604 Dude, what the fuck is going on?! 447 00:18:53,629 --> 00:18:55,002 I'll tell you what's going on. 448 00:18:55,027 --> 00:18:57,255 You boys feel that your white culture is being threatened 449 00:18:57,280 --> 00:18:58,880 and so you're lashing out with racism. 450 00:18:59,080 --> 00:19:00,925 And if you say anything more about 451 00:19:00,950 --> 00:19:02,800 a Black woman Cartman not making any sense, 452 00:19:02,825 --> 00:19:04,635 then you can all just have three weeks' detention! 453 00:19:04,660 --> 00:19:05,890 Now get out of my office! 454 00:19:06,090 --> 00:19:07,221 Goddamn it! 455 00:19:07,799 --> 00:19:09,705 Fuck you, Kyle. You have to help me! 456 00:19:09,730 --> 00:19:12,071 How's that fart feeling on your face right now? 457 00:19:12,096 --> 00:19:12,932 KYLE: Shut up! 458 00:19:12,957 --> 00:19:15,947 CARTMAN: Na-na-na-na-na. Heh-heh-heh-heh-heh-heh. 459 00:19:25,666 --> 00:19:28,355 And we both told Clyde, "Okay, you can try to fart 460 00:19:28,380 --> 00:19:30,325 on Tammy Mullins later. Kenny won't tell her." 461 00:19:30,350 --> 00:19:32,980 And guess what? This little motherfucker does it again! 462 00:19:33,180 --> 00:19:35,595 I'm sorry. She hypnotized me. 463 00:19:35,620 --> 00:19:37,389 Everyone's trying to enjoy themselves, dude. 464 00:19:37,414 --> 00:19:39,254 Why do you keep fucking it up? 465 00:19:39,438 --> 00:19:41,038 Hey, who's the fat little white boy? 466 00:19:41,335 --> 00:19:43,235 Who knows? White heterosexual males 467 00:19:43,260 --> 00:19:44,935 think they're welcome anywhere. 468 00:19:47,736 --> 00:19:50,545 Okay, children, let's take our seats. 469 00:19:50,745 --> 00:19:53,479 Today we're going to talk more about female exclusion 470 00:19:53,504 --> 00:19:55,185 in the male patriarchy. 471 00:19:56,126 --> 00:19:57,086 No! 472 00:19:57,111 --> 00:20:00,011 Uh, Butters, who is that sitting next to you? 473 00:20:00,110 --> 00:20:01,500 Oh, I don't know, ma'am. 474 00:20:01,525 --> 00:20:03,525 I think it's supposed to be Eric. 475 00:20:03,550 --> 00:20:04,950 I am Eric! 476 00:20:05,150 --> 00:20:07,355 All Cartman cares about is playing Baldur's Gate 3. 477 00:20:07,380 --> 00:20:09,565 So the bitch did a switcheroo with Spanky here. 478 00:20:09,590 --> 00:20:11,227 That is not what's going on! 479 00:20:11,252 --> 00:20:13,465 And I am not going to sit here and be insulted anymore! 480 00:20:13,490 --> 00:20:15,251 I am a respected citizen in my universe 481 00:20:15,276 --> 00:20:17,744 and I demand to speak to someone with authority! 482 00:20:18,252 --> 00:20:20,033 - (radio static) - Is there a problem here? 483 00:20:22,432 --> 00:20:24,166 No! 484 00:20:30,095 --> 00:20:31,485 Eight years. 485 00:20:31,510 --> 00:20:34,633 Eight years I spent wasting time at stupid college 486 00:20:34,658 --> 00:20:36,528 when I could have been learning how to do stuff. 487 00:20:36,755 --> 00:20:40,540 All the time we spent memorizing, studying-- for what? 488 00:20:40,565 --> 00:20:43,696 Anyone gets any info they want with the touch of a button now. 489 00:20:43,721 --> 00:20:46,096 All right, I think she's ready to go. 490 00:20:46,195 --> 00:20:48,338 It's ready! It's ready! 491 00:20:48,611 --> 00:20:50,846 Okay, okay, aim it at the center of the school. 492 00:20:50,917 --> 00:20:52,217 How do we fire it? 493 00:20:52,560 --> 00:20:54,645 There's a big red button here. Should I press it? 494 00:20:54,670 --> 00:20:56,315 Yeah, yeah, let 'er rip! 495 00:21:03,549 --> 00:21:05,285 Yeah! Yeah! 496 00:21:05,310 --> 00:21:07,174 Yeah, take that, college! 497 00:21:07,880 --> 00:21:09,585 Let's see them ignore that! 498 00:21:09,610 --> 00:21:11,713 I can't wait to see what they do now. 499 00:21:11,862 --> 00:21:13,772 - Yeah! - Yeah! 500 00:21:13,893 --> 00:21:15,596 Hey-hey, wait, what's that? 501 00:21:21,040 --> 00:21:23,540 Hey! Hey, no, you son of a bitch! 502 00:21:25,049 --> 00:21:27,252 He's just gonna fix the glass! 503 00:21:28,545 --> 00:21:30,405 You fucking give these billionaires your money 504 00:21:30,430 --> 00:21:31,945 and then another billionaire just comes 505 00:21:31,970 --> 00:21:33,540 and profits off of that. 506 00:21:33,565 --> 00:21:35,682 Society is so fucked up! 507 00:21:42,697 --> 00:21:45,080 Something is wrong with the universe. 508 00:21:45,280 --> 00:21:47,055 Our stocks are down and every Disney movie 509 00:21:47,080 --> 00:21:48,550 this year has failed! 510 00:21:48,925 --> 00:21:50,365 We don't understand it, sir. 511 00:21:50,390 --> 00:21:52,635 We keep making the same movie over and over 512 00:21:52,660 --> 00:21:55,494 and pandering to everyone but suddenly it's not working. 513 00:21:55,790 --> 00:21:58,030 Then we've got to pander harder! 514 00:21:58,230 --> 00:22:00,575 Look, I don't want to have to say it, but... 515 00:22:00,600 --> 00:22:03,385 I think the problem is Kathleen Kennedy. 516 00:22:05,068 --> 00:22:08,024 Kathleen Kennedy has made studios a lot of money. 517 00:22:08,049 --> 00:22:11,210 Yes, before. But you have to admit something's changed. 518 00:22:11,410 --> 00:22:13,780 For weeks now she's been completely different. 519 00:22:13,980 --> 00:22:16,280 - It's true. - What if... 520 00:22:16,448 --> 00:22:19,238 this is a different Kathleen Kennedy? 521 00:22:21,101 --> 00:22:22,376 What are you saying, Rick? 522 00:22:22,425 --> 00:22:24,235 I'm just saying isn't it possible 523 00:22:24,260 --> 00:22:26,895 that we here at Disney pandered so much... 524 00:22:26,920 --> 00:22:29,947 that we've opened a doorway to the panderverse. 525 00:22:31,080 --> 00:22:33,080 The panderverse is just a theory! 526 00:22:33,105 --> 00:22:36,005 And yet we do have the panderstone downstairs. 527 00:22:36,030 --> 00:22:39,432 It's possible that someone has tampered with it somehow. 528 00:22:39,645 --> 00:22:41,345 Well, she's on her way in right now. 529 00:22:41,370 --> 00:22:43,515 If you wanna tell Kathleen Kennedy you think 530 00:22:43,540 --> 00:22:45,135 she's from an alternate universe, 531 00:22:45,160 --> 00:22:48,361 because we misused the panderstone, go right ahead! 532 00:22:57,070 --> 00:22:58,970 Is there a problem, people? 533 00:23:00,494 --> 00:23:02,299 No problem at all, Mrs. Kennedy. 534 00:23:02,324 --> 00:23:04,335 We were just discussing ideas 535 00:23:04,360 --> 00:23:06,252 of what to do with the new Prince Eric movie. 536 00:23:06,277 --> 00:23:08,247 Put a chick in it, make her gay! 537 00:23:09,181 --> 00:23:12,875 Uh, yes, Mrs. Kennedy, uh, some of the execs are just 538 00:23:12,900 --> 00:23:15,410 - expressing that maybe-- - Well, that maybe we should go 539 00:23:15,435 --> 00:23:17,963 a different route than we did with Indiana Jones. 540 00:23:18,002 --> 00:23:19,162 Fuck Indiana Jones! 541 00:23:19,187 --> 00:23:21,247 Put a chick in it and make her lame and gay! 542 00:23:23,280 --> 00:23:24,370 Sure. Yeah. 543 00:23:24,664 --> 00:23:27,299 Let's try that... again. 544 00:23:34,855 --> 00:23:37,405 And then... and then there was, like, this ball 545 00:23:37,430 --> 00:23:38,800 and then Eric floated up 546 00:23:38,825 --> 00:23:40,535 into this portal and disappeared! 547 00:23:40,560 --> 00:23:42,095 I don't care what you saw, Butters, 548 00:23:42,120 --> 00:23:43,405 there's gotta be a better explanation 549 00:23:43,430 --> 00:23:45,140 than just the stupid multiverse. 550 00:23:45,340 --> 00:23:47,002 Some multiverse stuff is cool. 551 00:23:47,040 --> 00:23:48,685 Yeah, it can be cool for, like, one movie. 552 00:23:48,710 --> 00:23:50,415 Now it's just this cheap device that people use 553 00:23:50,440 --> 00:23:52,455 to breathe life into tired franchises. 554 00:23:52,480 --> 00:23:54,392 What are you guys talking about? 555 00:23:56,634 --> 00:23:59,828 Uh, we were just talking about how amazing this all is. 556 00:23:59,884 --> 00:24:01,225 Okay, I've been trying to think 557 00:24:01,250 --> 00:24:02,490 about what we should do, you guys. 558 00:24:02,572 --> 00:24:04,072 I think I know how to make everything right, 559 00:24:04,097 --> 00:24:06,095 but we're gonna need a really powerful computer. 560 00:24:06,120 --> 00:24:07,710 Are you gonna eat your brownie, Kenny? 561 00:24:07,735 --> 00:24:09,208 Yeah, I'm gonna eat my brownie! 562 00:24:09,233 --> 00:24:11,143 Okay, fine, so we'll take you to the computer lab. 563 00:24:11,168 --> 00:24:12,213 No, no, no, no, for this, 564 00:24:12,238 --> 00:24:13,975 we gotta get a really powerful system. 565 00:24:14,000 --> 00:24:16,370 Is Kyle's mom still a big fat bitch in this universe? 566 00:24:16,745 --> 00:24:18,645 What? My mom's not a bitch. 567 00:24:18,670 --> 00:24:20,885 Well, I mean, she is kind of bitchy. 568 00:24:20,910 --> 00:24:22,415 She's a big dumb bitch, huh? 569 00:24:22,440 --> 00:24:24,690 What does calling my mom a bitch have to do with anything? 570 00:24:24,715 --> 00:24:26,815 Because we could fake a letter from Kyle's mom 571 00:24:26,840 --> 00:24:28,885 giving Kyle permission to use her credit card number 572 00:24:28,910 --> 00:24:31,180 to buy all the stuff we need at Best Buy. 573 00:24:31,380 --> 00:24:34,150 I mean, PC Principal did say we have to help him. 574 00:24:34,350 --> 00:24:36,338 Her. Them. It. 575 00:24:36,695 --> 00:24:38,435 That's the dumbest idea ever! 576 00:24:38,460 --> 00:24:40,560 I don't even know what my mom's credit number is! 577 00:24:40,935 --> 00:24:42,165 8-7-1-5... 578 00:24:42,190 --> 00:24:43,125 3-2-7... 579 00:24:43,150 --> 00:24:44,000 4-9-2... 580 00:24:44,025 --> 00:24:45,325 2-1-0-0-7. 581 00:24:45,720 --> 00:24:47,110 I use it all the time. 582 00:24:57,090 --> 00:24:59,071 All right. Full name? 583 00:25:00,190 --> 00:25:02,380 What is your name, sir? 584 00:25:02,755 --> 00:25:05,595 I told them already my name is Eric Cartman. 585 00:25:05,721 --> 00:25:07,721 We know Eric Cartman, okay? 586 00:25:07,820 --> 00:25:10,595 Eric Cartman is in here all the time getting in trouble. 587 00:25:10,620 --> 00:25:12,344 That's because I'm from a different universe! 588 00:25:12,369 --> 00:25:13,883 How many times do I have to tell you people? 589 00:25:13,908 --> 00:25:15,469 The Disney company tried to use their platform 590 00:25:15,494 --> 00:25:17,994 to bring about social change and I got fucked. 591 00:25:18,260 --> 00:25:21,100 Hey, Chief. Chief, you gotta hear this one. 592 00:25:21,616 --> 00:25:22,968 What is it, Johnston? 593 00:25:23,130 --> 00:25:24,370 Aw, God. 594 00:25:24,570 --> 00:25:26,515 This little white boy claims he's actually 595 00:25:26,540 --> 00:25:28,160 from a different universe. 596 00:25:28,185 --> 00:25:29,415 Is that so? 597 00:25:29,440 --> 00:25:30,960 All right, honkey, what kind of narcotics 598 00:25:30,985 --> 00:25:33,585 are you on? Did you do a cavity search? 599 00:25:33,610 --> 00:25:35,430 Have you even said what you've arrested me for? 600 00:25:35,455 --> 00:25:37,802 I come from a place where this is extremely inappropriate. 601 00:25:37,827 --> 00:25:40,167 - Chief! Hey, Chief! - Yeah? 602 00:25:40,250 --> 00:25:42,235 There's some crazy white lady downstairs 603 00:25:42,260 --> 00:25:44,435 freakin' out and saying she needs to talk to you. 604 00:25:44,553 --> 00:25:45,683 More honkies? 605 00:25:45,708 --> 00:25:47,495 What is this, a Taylor Swift concert? 606 00:25:47,520 --> 00:25:49,435 Tell the nice lady I'll see her after I'm done 607 00:25:49,460 --> 00:25:51,100 with "Eric Cartman" here. 608 00:25:51,378 --> 00:25:52,638 Well, that's just it, Chief. 609 00:25:52,760 --> 00:25:54,970 She's sayin' she's looking for an Eric Cartman. 610 00:25:55,170 --> 00:25:57,321 Says her name is Kathleen Kennedy. 611 00:25:57,792 --> 00:25:59,766 Kathleen Kennedy?! No! 612 00:25:59,791 --> 00:26:01,945 She's gonna try to change me, too! I'm the only one left! 613 00:26:01,970 --> 00:26:04,875 - Hey, get back here! - She's gonna get me! 614 00:26:08,617 --> 00:26:10,125 Tom, I'm standing outside 615 00:26:10,150 --> 00:26:13,585 the South Park Country Club where protestors have gathered 616 00:26:13,610 --> 00:26:15,925 to point out the unfairness in our economy. 617 00:26:16,125 --> 00:26:18,965 The White House says they're doing all they can but it's been 618 00:26:18,990 --> 00:26:22,910 several days now and my bathroom tile still is not installed. 619 00:26:22,935 --> 00:26:26,005 Yeah, that's right. You see, the whole system is rigged. 620 00:26:26,108 --> 00:26:28,950 You've got people like us who just need our stuff fixed, 621 00:26:28,975 --> 00:26:30,875 and meanwhile there's these billionaires 622 00:26:30,900 --> 00:26:32,275 that have all the control! 623 00:26:32,409 --> 00:26:33,609 Did you know that if just 624 00:26:33,634 --> 00:26:35,460 one of these billionaires spread their wealth, 625 00:26:35,485 --> 00:26:37,745 it would mean thousands to every per... 626 00:26:37,899 --> 00:26:39,497 it would mean thousands to every-- 627 00:26:39,522 --> 00:26:41,053 Sorry, hang on, just a second. 628 00:26:41,141 --> 00:26:42,125 Yeah? 629 00:26:42,150 --> 00:26:44,342 Hey, Ran, the oven door still isn't shutting right. 630 00:26:44,367 --> 00:26:46,295 Yeah, I'm working on it, Sharon! 631 00:26:46,320 --> 00:26:48,390 I'm actually working on it right now! 632 00:26:48,850 --> 00:26:50,465 Hey, one of them's coming out! 633 00:26:51,592 --> 00:26:53,490 Please, just glance at my water pressure! 634 00:26:53,515 --> 00:26:56,205 Mr. Fix It, can you please tell us why you haven't been 635 00:26:56,230 --> 00:26:58,010 responding to people's calls? 636 00:26:58,035 --> 00:27:00,735 Well, I've just been busy with my various assets. 637 00:27:00,760 --> 00:27:02,475 You see, I've been trying to acquire 638 00:27:02,500 --> 00:27:05,881 some social media platforms. I just bought Instagram. 639 00:27:06,515 --> 00:27:08,645 What? The country needs stuff fixed. 640 00:27:08,670 --> 00:27:11,092 Why the fuck are you out buying Instagram?! 641 00:27:14,334 --> 00:27:17,425 Hey, did you just outbid me to acquire Instagram? 642 00:27:17,450 --> 00:27:19,000 Yeah, I outbid you. 643 00:27:19,025 --> 00:27:21,525 I own Instagram now and you don't! 644 00:27:21,550 --> 00:27:23,090 Oh, yeah? Well, I just acquired 645 00:27:23,115 --> 00:27:25,365 the entire Bloomberg media company! 646 00:27:25,390 --> 00:27:27,485 Oh, yeah? Well, I can kick your ass. 647 00:27:27,510 --> 00:27:28,980 You wanna fight me MMA? 648 00:27:29,005 --> 00:27:30,905 Yeah, I'll fight you MMA, let's do it. 649 00:27:30,930 --> 00:27:32,540 What the hell are they doing now? 650 00:27:32,565 --> 00:27:34,145 I'm just gonna make a company 651 00:27:34,170 --> 00:27:35,475 and I'm gonna fly to space! 652 00:27:35,500 --> 00:27:38,015 I bet I can get to space before you do! 653 00:27:38,180 --> 00:27:40,694 Gal! Fuck these guys! 654 00:27:46,210 --> 00:27:48,830 She has all the right things in her purse. 655 00:27:48,855 --> 00:27:50,625 Her driver's license says Kathleen Kennedy, 656 00:27:50,650 --> 00:27:52,550 she has Kathleen Kennedy credit cards. 657 00:27:52,925 --> 00:27:55,600 This is definitely all the same makeup Mrs. Kennedy uses. 658 00:27:55,625 --> 00:27:58,565 I mean, according to this, she really is Kathleen Kennedy. 659 00:27:58,590 --> 00:28:01,130 Or Kathleen Kennedy from another universe. 660 00:28:01,155 --> 00:28:02,999 That's enough! Please! 661 00:28:03,082 --> 00:28:05,397 We're not going to waste our time chasing 662 00:28:05,430 --> 00:28:07,000 after wild scientific theories! 663 00:28:07,069 --> 00:28:08,405 Well, we have to do something. 664 00:28:08,430 --> 00:28:10,545 Kathleen Kennedy is down on set right now 665 00:28:10,570 --> 00:28:12,270 ruining the new Bambi movie! 666 00:28:12,470 --> 00:28:15,060 Put a diverse woman in it, make it lame! 667 00:28:15,085 --> 00:28:18,485 But Mrs. Kennedy, Bam-Bambi's a baby deer. 668 00:28:18,510 --> 00:28:21,380 Fuck baby deer! Put a chick in it, make her gay! 669 00:28:21,580 --> 00:28:23,650 You guys, you better come take a look at this. 670 00:28:24,025 --> 00:28:26,925 I don't think we are dealing with our Kathleen Kennedy. 671 00:28:26,950 --> 00:28:29,363 I took images of Mrs. Kennedy and put them 672 00:28:29,388 --> 00:28:31,588 against images of her from a few months ago. 673 00:28:31,620 --> 00:28:34,235 With AI we could detect the smallest irregularities. 674 00:28:34,260 --> 00:28:35,756 Take a look. 675 00:28:38,623 --> 00:28:41,873 _ 676 00:28:43,650 --> 00:28:46,944 All right. What do we know about the panderverse? 677 00:28:46,969 --> 00:28:48,389 I'm afraid we know... 678 00:28:48,510 --> 00:28:49,915 frighteningly little. 679 00:28:50,115 --> 00:28:52,685 The only thing we know for sure 680 00:28:52,710 --> 00:28:54,755 is that if a portal were somehow opened 681 00:28:54,780 --> 00:28:55,950 with the panderstone, 682 00:28:55,975 --> 00:28:58,787 then both universes eventually will collide, 683 00:28:58,920 --> 00:29:02,520 leading to a level of pandering we can't even fathom. 684 00:29:02,720 --> 00:29:04,420 That we know for sure. Yes. 685 00:29:04,620 --> 00:29:07,592 Then we have to get everyone back to the right universe. 686 00:29:07,892 --> 00:29:10,850 Before it's complete pandermonium. 687 00:29:23,335 --> 00:29:25,985 Okay, Kenny, switch on the power supply. 688 00:29:26,623 --> 00:29:28,585 Stan, make sure we've got ethernet! 689 00:29:28,610 --> 00:29:29,990 - All good. - All right, 690 00:29:30,015 --> 00:29:31,425 let's just hope this works. 691 00:29:31,625 --> 00:29:33,525 Oh, man, what the hell? 692 00:29:33,550 --> 00:29:35,995 Dude, Kyle, what is up with your Internet speed? 693 00:29:36,020 --> 00:29:38,235 Go tell your parents to upgrade your Internet speed. 694 00:29:38,260 --> 00:29:39,320 No! 695 00:29:39,520 --> 00:29:40,965 Kyle, I know you're afraid of your mom 696 00:29:40,990 --> 00:29:43,060 'cause she's a fat bitch, but we have to do this. 697 00:29:43,085 --> 00:29:44,920 Stop calling my mom a bitch! 698 00:29:46,045 --> 00:29:47,010 Kyle! 699 00:29:47,035 --> 00:29:48,705 I just got an alert that someone used 700 00:29:48,730 --> 00:29:50,400 my credit card at Best Buy?! 701 00:29:51,155 --> 00:29:53,845 Oh, hello, Mrs. Broflovski. 702 00:29:53,870 --> 00:29:56,640 My goodness, you're looking nice today. 703 00:29:57,147 --> 00:29:58,415 What? 704 00:29:58,440 --> 00:30:00,315 You know, credit card fraud 705 00:30:00,340 --> 00:30:02,037 is very serious, Mrs. Broflovski. 706 00:30:02,062 --> 00:30:03,792 You should call your Internet company right away 707 00:30:03,817 --> 00:30:06,334 and up your speed and make sure you're protected. 708 00:30:06,756 --> 00:30:09,596 Really? Kyle, who is this? 709 00:30:09,765 --> 00:30:11,535 Oh, haven't you heard, Mom? 710 00:30:11,560 --> 00:30:13,220 We're in a multiverse and this is 711 00:30:13,245 --> 00:30:14,810 supposed to be Eric Cartman. 712 00:30:15,610 --> 00:30:17,165 Oh, okay, I'm fine with that. 713 00:30:17,365 --> 00:30:19,505 I better go call the Internet company. 714 00:30:19,530 --> 00:30:20,905 What do you mean you're fine with that? 715 00:30:20,930 --> 00:30:23,115 I think all this stuff is great, Kyle. 716 00:30:23,600 --> 00:30:25,850 And what "all stuff" is that, exactly? 717 00:30:26,592 --> 00:30:27,545 Ha! It worked. 718 00:30:27,570 --> 00:30:29,445 She's gonna call the Internet company. 719 00:30:29,470 --> 00:30:31,840 Your mom is such a dumb bitch, Kyle! 720 00:30:31,865 --> 00:30:33,105 Shut up, Cartman! 721 00:30:33,409 --> 00:30:37,125 * Loo, loo, loo, I got some apples * 722 00:30:37,267 --> 00:30:40,967 * Loo, loo, loo, you got some, too * 723 00:30:41,050 --> 00:30:44,720 * Loo, loo, loo, let's make some applesauce... * 724 00:30:44,745 --> 00:30:45,906 Butters. 725 00:30:45,931 --> 00:30:47,310 Butters! Butters, listen to me. 726 00:30:47,335 --> 00:30:49,735 - It's me, Eric. - You-You-You're not Eric! 727 00:30:49,760 --> 00:30:51,135 Yes, I am Eric Cartman, Butters. 728 00:30:51,160 --> 00:30:52,705 Kathleen Kennedy is trying to get me. 729 00:30:52,730 --> 00:30:54,550 She won't stop until her master plan is complete. 730 00:30:54,575 --> 00:30:57,577 I'm not supposed to have anyone in my room, I'm grounded! 731 00:30:57,602 --> 00:31:00,367 Butters, Disney is going to get me. They already got you! 732 00:31:00,392 --> 00:31:01,345 (gasps) They did?! 733 00:31:01,370 --> 00:31:02,845 We are in this together, Butters. 734 00:31:02,987 --> 00:31:04,257 You have to keep me safe until I can 735 00:31:04,282 --> 00:31:05,886 figure out how we're gonna-- 736 00:31:07,515 --> 00:31:09,455 She's here! Butters, don't let her get me. 737 00:31:10,800 --> 00:31:12,125 Butters?! 738 00:31:13,503 --> 00:31:15,695 Butters! Why didn't you answer this door? 739 00:31:16,331 --> 00:31:17,603 Oh. Hey, Dad. 740 00:31:17,628 --> 00:31:20,440 What are you doing up here? And why do you look so scared? 741 00:31:20,465 --> 00:31:24,335 Oh, I'm not scared, I'm just, uh, I'm just having fun. 742 00:31:24,360 --> 00:31:25,362 Well, no having fun. 743 00:31:25,387 --> 00:31:28,042 You are grounded. Start being more miserable. 744 00:31:28,500 --> 00:31:30,775 - Dad? - Yes, Butters? 745 00:31:30,800 --> 00:31:33,615 Uh, could you check under my bed and make sure 746 00:31:33,640 --> 00:31:35,390 Kathleen Kennedy isn't there? 747 00:31:35,415 --> 00:31:37,745 Butters, what have I told you about being more mature? 748 00:31:37,770 --> 00:31:39,710 I can assure you Kathleen Kennedy 749 00:31:39,735 --> 00:31:41,589 is not under your bed! 750 00:31:47,293 --> 00:31:48,392 That's fucking Kathleen Kennedy! 751 00:31:48,417 --> 00:31:49,464 Right fucking there! 752 00:31:51,624 --> 00:31:53,579 You! Come here! 753 00:31:53,620 --> 00:31:55,290 No, no, no, no, no! 754 00:31:57,772 --> 00:31:59,807 No, no! No, no, no! 755 00:32:13,512 --> 00:32:14,745 Well, Shelley, 756 00:32:15,050 --> 00:32:16,980 we need to talk about your future. 757 00:32:17,628 --> 00:32:20,325 You see, there's very few people at the top these days. 758 00:32:20,698 --> 00:32:22,965 AI can do everything better than we can, 759 00:32:22,990 --> 00:32:25,628 except for stuff that requires arms. 760 00:32:27,140 --> 00:32:29,626 I don't want you to end up a deadbeat loser 761 00:32:29,651 --> 00:32:31,151 who goes to college, Shelley. 762 00:32:31,344 --> 00:32:33,026 You need to stay out of school, 763 00:32:33,160 --> 00:32:36,045 and instead go out and be taught real skills that will 764 00:32:36,070 --> 00:32:39,275 still be profitable in this post-AI universe. 765 00:32:39,300 --> 00:32:43,579 So what you do is you take out your phone and you call 766 00:32:43,604 --> 00:32:46,831 the handyman, and see if those rich people will have 767 00:32:46,856 --> 00:32:49,807 any internships or training programs available for you. 768 00:32:57,225 --> 00:32:59,565 Handyman service, how can I help you? 769 00:32:59,823 --> 00:33:01,565 Yeah, hi, it's Randy Marsh. 770 00:33:01,765 --> 00:33:03,917 I was wondering if you might have any internships 771 00:33:03,942 --> 00:33:05,575 available for my daughter-- 772 00:33:05,600 --> 00:33:07,005 Hey! What in tarnation?! 773 00:33:07,030 --> 00:33:09,775 I told you I'd beat you, you son' bitch! 774 00:33:09,800 --> 00:33:12,975 You ain't beatin' me! Turn up them thrusters! 775 00:33:13,000 --> 00:33:14,890 My galactic cruiser's bigger than yours! 776 00:33:14,915 --> 00:33:16,045 H-Hello? 777 00:33:16,070 --> 00:33:17,276 Get out my way, you little pecker! 778 00:33:17,301 --> 00:33:18,685 Hello? Never mind. 779 00:33:18,710 --> 00:33:21,659 The rich people are all just fucking around in space. 780 00:33:25,870 --> 00:33:27,320 What the hell was that? 781 00:33:27,348 --> 00:33:30,518 I'm getting significantly strong readings from the panderstone. 782 00:33:30,620 --> 00:33:32,640 Mr. Iger. We may have a solution. 783 00:33:32,850 --> 00:33:35,520 If this Kathleen Kennedy here is from somewhere else, then 784 00:33:35,545 --> 00:33:38,375 there has to be a match for her somewhere in our universe. 785 00:33:38,575 --> 00:33:39,975 So what we can do 786 00:33:40,000 --> 00:33:43,354 is use an AI program that can take every image ever put 787 00:33:43,379 --> 00:33:46,276 on the Internet to try and find a match to our image. 788 00:33:47,362 --> 00:33:49,408 Different, different, different, 789 00:33:49,433 --> 00:33:51,421 different, different, different, different, 790 00:33:51,446 --> 00:33:53,455 different, different, different... 791 00:33:53,480 --> 00:33:54,950 Same. 792 00:33:55,684 --> 00:33:56,820 Eric Cartman. 793 00:33:57,044 --> 00:33:58,774 South Park Elementary. 794 00:33:58,851 --> 00:34:00,651 Evans, Mallory, come with me. 795 00:34:00,820 --> 00:34:03,125 The rest of you, don't let Kathleen Kennedy 796 00:34:03,150 --> 00:34:04,495 find out what we're up to. 797 00:34:04,520 --> 00:34:06,969 It's okay, we're keeping Mrs. Kennedy distracted. 798 00:34:07,120 --> 00:34:09,740 We've sent her away to have lunch at Spago. 799 00:34:14,155 --> 00:34:15,605 There you are, Mrs. Kennedy, 800 00:34:15,630 --> 00:34:17,305 the linguini and clam sauce. 801 00:34:17,505 --> 00:34:18,719 Uh, excuse me? 802 00:34:18,744 --> 00:34:20,274 I believe I asked you to put a chick in this 803 00:34:20,299 --> 00:34:21,516 - and make her gay? - Uh... 804 00:34:22,315 --> 00:34:25,280 Yes, the chef was a little confused what you meant by that. 805 00:34:25,305 --> 00:34:27,902 It means put a chick in the linguini 806 00:34:27,927 --> 00:34:29,922 and make her fucking gay! 807 00:34:31,085 --> 00:34:32,899 And I want it lame! 808 00:34:35,416 --> 00:34:38,484 _ 809 00:34:40,219 --> 00:34:43,359 She's gonna get me! She's gonna get me! 810 00:34:49,952 --> 00:34:51,922 No, no, no, no, no! 811 00:34:55,235 --> 00:34:56,885 Hey, who's that, Ned? 812 00:34:56,910 --> 00:34:58,555 I'm not sure. 813 00:34:58,580 --> 00:35:00,160 No! 814 00:35:03,508 --> 00:35:05,195 There he is! Get him! 815 00:35:12,610 --> 00:35:15,840 No. Oh, my God, please, no! 816 00:35:17,499 --> 00:35:19,419 No...! 817 00:35:19,760 --> 00:35:21,110 Which way did they go? 818 00:35:23,680 --> 00:35:25,890 We have to work together. 819 00:35:25,915 --> 00:35:28,345 Fuck you, Kathleen Kennedy! Stay away, you fuckin' bitch! 820 00:35:28,370 --> 00:35:31,760 I'm in the same situation you are, Eric! 821 00:35:34,131 --> 00:35:36,883 I know you're in the wrong universe. 822 00:35:36,952 --> 00:35:38,922 So am I. 823 00:35:46,586 --> 00:35:49,305 Well, there's no other way to put it. 824 00:35:49,390 --> 00:35:51,010 They have us over a barrel. 825 00:35:51,904 --> 00:35:55,578 We give these billionaires all our money, rely on them, 826 00:35:56,100 --> 00:35:58,590 and so they can do whatever they want. 827 00:35:59,350 --> 00:36:03,040 Let's just face it, we're never gonna get our stuff fixed. 828 00:36:03,083 --> 00:36:04,430 Yeah. 829 00:36:05,194 --> 00:36:08,570 And I guess it's nobody's fault but our own. 830 00:36:09,742 --> 00:36:10,885 Excuse me? 831 00:36:10,910 --> 00:36:12,078 My name is Bob Iger 832 00:36:12,103 --> 00:36:13,795 from the Disney entertainment company. 833 00:36:13,820 --> 00:36:16,225 We're looking for an Eric Cartman. 834 00:36:17,015 --> 00:36:19,336 Our universe has been manipulated with. 835 00:36:19,401 --> 00:36:21,621 Have you all noticed anything strange? 836 00:36:24,181 --> 00:36:27,431 Yes. Yes, the world is completely upside down! 837 00:36:27,546 --> 00:36:28,786 Nothing makes sense! 838 00:36:29,075 --> 00:36:30,414 It's because there's some kind of 839 00:36:30,439 --> 00:36:31,940 disruption in the panderverse. 840 00:36:32,140 --> 00:36:34,758 We believe Kathleen Kennedy has opened a portal. 841 00:36:35,045 --> 00:36:37,445 This is all Kathleen Kennedy's fault? 842 00:36:37,781 --> 00:36:39,915 This is all Kathleen Kennedy's fault! 843 00:36:39,940 --> 00:36:41,271 Who's Kathleen Kennedy? 844 00:36:41,296 --> 00:36:43,426 One of the top executives at Disney. 845 00:36:43,539 --> 00:36:45,350 It's not us, you guys. 846 00:36:45,375 --> 00:36:47,255 I knew there was an explanation! 847 00:36:47,280 --> 00:36:49,195 We didn't waste our time at college! 848 00:36:49,281 --> 00:36:51,740 We didn't get lazy from technology! 849 00:36:51,765 --> 00:36:54,365 Everything is Kathleen Kennedy's fault! 850 00:36:57,910 --> 00:37:00,539 Follow me. I'll help you find Eric. 851 00:37:01,950 --> 00:37:04,414 Okay, okay, everything is finally loaded. 852 00:37:04,439 --> 00:37:06,245 We got Internet at full capacity. 853 00:37:06,270 --> 00:37:07,790 You guys ready to see if this works? 854 00:37:07,815 --> 00:37:09,685 - Yeah! - All right, let's do this! 855 00:37:09,710 --> 00:37:11,385 Launching Steam now. 856 00:37:11,480 --> 00:37:12,410 Steam? 857 00:37:12,461 --> 00:37:13,984 Okay. I'm in Steam. 858 00:37:14,009 --> 00:37:15,362 Got the application ready to go. 859 00:37:15,387 --> 00:37:16,907 The title screen is launching! 860 00:37:19,205 --> 00:37:21,255 It's working. It's working, you guys! 861 00:37:21,280 --> 00:37:22,951 It looks sweet on this big monitor! 862 00:37:22,976 --> 00:37:24,961 Wait a minute. You mean this entire time, 863 00:37:24,986 --> 00:37:27,031 all you've wanted to do is play Baldur's Gate 3? 864 00:37:27,056 --> 00:37:28,880 Yeah. What'd you think I was trying to do? 865 00:37:28,905 --> 00:37:30,605 We thought you were trying to set up some elaborate 866 00:37:30,630 --> 00:37:32,235 system to get back to your universe! 867 00:37:32,260 --> 00:37:34,580 I ain't no quantum astro physicist. 868 00:37:34,690 --> 00:37:37,230 The fuck I know about how the multiverse works? 869 00:37:37,311 --> 00:37:39,811 Wow. It really is Cartman. 870 00:37:39,870 --> 00:37:41,350 All right, that does it! 871 00:37:42,620 --> 00:37:44,010 Get out of my room! 872 00:37:44,210 --> 00:37:46,820 You have to be cool to me, Kyle. PC Principal says so. 873 00:37:46,845 --> 00:37:49,815 I don't care! All this multiple universe stuff is tired and lazy 874 00:37:49,840 --> 00:37:51,725 and we are not doing it anymore! 875 00:37:51,750 --> 00:37:53,070 Boys! Boys, 876 00:37:53,095 --> 00:37:55,065 we need to help Disney put our universe back together. 877 00:37:55,090 --> 00:37:56,390 Where's Eric Cartman? 878 00:37:56,707 --> 00:37:58,164 Dad, this might be hard to understand, 879 00:37:58,189 --> 00:37:59,895 but this is Eric Cartman. 880 00:37:59,920 --> 00:38:02,297 Oh, okay, great. Come on, Eric, we need to go. 881 00:38:03,672 --> 00:38:05,492 We have to hurry, Eric. 882 00:38:05,630 --> 00:38:07,297 No. No, wait. 883 00:38:07,400 --> 00:38:09,650 Something's wrong. Oh, my God! 884 00:38:09,675 --> 00:38:11,745 - What is it? - My save game. 885 00:38:12,031 --> 00:38:14,495 I'm already like 50 hours into Baldur's Gate 3 886 00:38:14,520 --> 00:38:16,690 but it's saying that I have to start a new game. 887 00:38:16,715 --> 00:38:19,185 Do save games not cross between multiple universes? 888 00:38:19,210 --> 00:38:20,510 Save games don't even cross between 889 00:38:20,535 --> 00:38:22,085 PCs and PS5s, why would they cross 890 00:38:22,110 --> 00:38:23,360 between multiple universes? 891 00:38:23,930 --> 00:38:25,555 No...! 892 00:38:25,580 --> 00:38:27,570 Please, everyone. We are running out of time! 893 00:38:27,595 --> 00:38:29,295 We have to close the panderverse before 894 00:38:29,320 --> 00:38:31,031 everything we care about is destroyed! 895 00:38:31,090 --> 00:38:32,233 So what do we have to do? 896 00:38:32,258 --> 00:38:33,312 We have to get everyone 897 00:38:33,337 --> 00:38:35,305 back to the proper place, but to breach 898 00:38:35,330 --> 00:38:37,105 the panderverse, we need to find a place 899 00:38:37,130 --> 00:38:39,380 with integrity that has a broken door. 900 00:38:40,334 --> 00:38:43,784 A place with "integridy" that has a broken door. 901 00:38:44,141 --> 00:38:45,648 I know where to go. 902 00:38:48,765 --> 00:38:51,045 So, yeah, so it's just basically off the hinges. 903 00:38:51,070 --> 00:38:53,180 I'd fix it myself but I've been really busy. 904 00:38:53,205 --> 00:38:54,465 Do you think it'll work? 905 00:38:54,490 --> 00:38:56,085 If we're to try to open a panderverse portal, 906 00:38:56,110 --> 00:38:58,125 it's as good as any place, I suppose. 907 00:38:58,150 --> 00:38:59,880 Okay, people, we don't have much time. 908 00:39:00,282 --> 00:39:02,436 Bring in the panderstone. 909 00:39:06,349 --> 00:39:08,319 I'm not your enemy, Eric. 910 00:39:08,360 --> 00:39:10,722 For some reason fate has put us together. 911 00:39:10,747 --> 00:39:13,117 What do you want from me, Kathleen Kennedy? 912 00:39:13,142 --> 00:39:15,475 I've been stuck in this universe for months. 913 00:39:15,500 --> 00:39:18,069 I want out of here just as much as you do. 914 00:39:18,094 --> 00:39:20,883 Hello, welcome to City Woke, can I take your order, please? 915 00:39:21,476 --> 00:39:23,585 We're just having tea, thank you. 916 00:39:23,610 --> 00:39:25,359 Okay, you just wanna tea and talk about 917 00:39:25,384 --> 00:39:27,885 shitty male-dominated society, that's fine. 918 00:39:28,085 --> 00:39:29,925 I don't get it, this is exactly the kind of 919 00:39:29,950 --> 00:39:31,920 universe you wanted, why would you want to leave? 920 00:39:31,945 --> 00:39:35,484 To stop her from undoing the panderverse completely. 921 00:39:38,500 --> 00:39:40,890 I saw the panderstone for the first time 922 00:39:40,915 --> 00:39:42,115 a few years ago. 923 00:39:42,216 --> 00:39:44,780 Bob Iger took us to the Disney archives 924 00:39:44,805 --> 00:39:47,675 and showed us an ancient piece of artificial intelligence 925 00:39:47,700 --> 00:39:50,226 that could be used to make the same movies over 926 00:39:50,251 --> 00:39:53,969 and over again while appealing to absolutely everyone. 927 00:39:55,367 --> 00:39:57,772 The panderstone worked great, for a while. 928 00:39:57,797 --> 00:40:01,015 But then came the hate mail. Ugly letters from racists 929 00:40:01,040 --> 00:40:03,155 who couldn't stand that some of the panderstone's 930 00:40:03,180 --> 00:40:06,264 rehashes had diverse women characters in the lead. 931 00:40:06,289 --> 00:40:09,617 I decided I would show them. I would start making movies 932 00:40:09,642 --> 00:40:12,092 to fight all the bigotry in our society. 933 00:40:12,117 --> 00:40:14,561 But instead of doing any real work, 934 00:40:14,586 --> 00:40:19,664 I turned to the panderstone. It made things so much easier. 935 00:40:19,743 --> 00:40:22,233 Soon, I was using the panderstone over 936 00:40:22,258 --> 00:40:25,256 and over again to try and fight all the ugly feedback, 937 00:40:25,281 --> 00:40:28,131 which in turn was growing stronger and stronger. 938 00:40:28,557 --> 00:40:30,914 But I was fighting with the wrong tool. 939 00:40:31,070 --> 00:40:32,867 I used the panderstone to the point 940 00:40:32,892 --> 00:40:34,476 that it became unstable. 941 00:40:36,281 --> 00:40:38,644 It opened a portal to multiple universes, 942 00:40:38,669 --> 00:40:40,711 and something came through. 943 00:40:49,062 --> 00:40:52,282 At first we fought. I tried to send it back to its universe. 944 00:40:52,307 --> 00:40:53,807 But it got the upper hand. 945 00:40:53,832 --> 00:40:56,575 It was able instead to send me to this universe, 946 00:40:56,600 --> 00:40:59,232 out of its way so it could thrive in ours. 947 00:41:01,560 --> 00:41:03,216 That's actually the best explanation 948 00:41:03,241 --> 00:41:05,755 I've heard as to why Disney movies all suck now. 949 00:41:10,560 --> 00:41:12,293 All right, I've set the panderstone 950 00:41:12,318 --> 00:41:13,995 into the compromised doorway. 951 00:41:14,020 --> 00:41:16,170 Activating the panderstone now. 952 00:41:18,489 --> 00:41:20,329 Space-time portal is manifesting! 953 00:41:20,354 --> 00:41:22,240 Panderverse quantum fields are aligned! 954 00:41:22,265 --> 00:41:24,715 Yeah, that sounds like typical multiverse gobbledygook. 955 00:41:24,740 --> 00:41:26,835 Will you stop ripping on multiple universes, Kyle? 956 00:41:26,860 --> 00:41:28,693 I'm trying to get back to Baldur's Gate. 957 00:41:28,835 --> 00:41:31,701 Now I warn you, Mr. Marsh, once inside the panderverse, 958 00:41:31,726 --> 00:41:33,645 you will be falling through different realities. 959 00:41:33,670 --> 00:41:35,716 Your mind will barely be able to comprehend 960 00:41:35,741 --> 00:41:38,141 - what you are experiencing. - Randy? 961 00:41:38,694 --> 00:41:40,724 I think the oven door is still having problems if you-- 962 00:41:40,749 --> 00:41:43,302 I am working on it, Sharon! 963 00:41:45,075 --> 00:41:47,974 The portal is at full. This might be our only shot! 964 00:41:47,999 --> 00:41:49,699 Good luck, Mr. Marsh! 965 00:41:54,885 --> 00:41:56,537 Hold on to the rope! 966 00:42:00,820 --> 00:42:02,146 Oh, my God. 967 00:42:10,584 --> 00:42:12,318 Oh, God, it's so weird. 968 00:42:12,342 --> 00:42:13,293 It's... 969 00:42:13,317 --> 00:42:15,367 Shorts, now I'm wearing shorts! 970 00:42:17,055 --> 00:42:18,255 Can you imagine it? 971 00:42:18,280 --> 00:42:19,955 An infinite number of universes 972 00:42:19,980 --> 00:42:22,274 with infinite combinations of pants and shirts. 973 00:42:22,299 --> 00:42:25,201 What do you think about multiple universes now, boys? 974 00:42:26,399 --> 00:42:28,004 Yeah, they're pretty fucking stupid. 975 00:42:28,029 --> 00:42:28,929 Yeah. 976 00:42:29,235 --> 00:42:30,565 I understand that maybe 977 00:42:30,590 --> 00:42:32,335 you were trying to make a difference, Kathleen. 978 00:42:32,360 --> 00:42:34,130 But you have to admit the last few movies 979 00:42:34,155 --> 00:42:35,870 you've shit out have been real stinkers. 980 00:42:36,068 --> 00:42:37,091 All I ever wanted was to 981 00:42:37,116 --> 00:42:39,845 make great entertainment, believe me. 982 00:42:39,974 --> 00:42:42,885 But as soon as you start getting piles and piles of hate mail, 983 00:42:42,910 --> 00:42:45,485 endless messages calling you the c-word, 984 00:42:45,510 --> 00:42:47,210 you can't think straight. 985 00:42:47,410 --> 00:42:50,155 Well, I'm sorry I wrote all those letters. 986 00:42:50,180 --> 00:42:51,780 It probably was a bit much. 987 00:42:52,365 --> 00:42:55,265 No, I got like 10,000 letters a day. 988 00:42:55,290 --> 00:42:57,261 Mm, I was doing more like 12,000 to 13,000, 989 00:42:57,286 --> 00:42:59,193 especially after the new Indiana Jones came out. 990 00:43:00,412 --> 00:43:03,305 Then it's you! You're the one who caused all this! 991 00:43:03,330 --> 00:43:05,275 Fuck you! You're the one who caused all this! 992 00:43:05,300 --> 00:43:07,044 I wouldn't have tried to fight racism 993 00:43:07,069 --> 00:43:09,498 with the panderstone if you hadn't written all those letters. 994 00:43:09,523 --> 00:43:10,818 I wouldn't have written all those letters 995 00:43:10,843 --> 00:43:11,888 if you hadn't tried to fight racism 996 00:43:11,913 --> 00:43:13,543 with a fucking panderstone. 997 00:43:15,817 --> 00:43:18,017 Mr. Marsh! Can you hear us? 998 00:43:19,323 --> 00:43:21,527 You should see the pants I have on now! 999 00:43:21,552 --> 00:43:24,755 Whoa! Oh, now I have on, like, suspenders. 1000 00:43:24,780 --> 00:43:27,520 Like almost like overalls but not quite! 1001 00:43:27,778 --> 00:43:28,843 My God. 1002 00:43:28,880 --> 00:43:31,270 Mr. Marsh! Try and stay focused! 1003 00:43:31,295 --> 00:43:33,795 You should be seeing another portal soon! 1004 00:43:33,820 --> 00:43:36,402 If our Kathleen Kennedy got the other Eric Cartman 1005 00:43:36,427 --> 00:43:37,535 to the right place. 1006 00:43:37,560 --> 00:43:39,543 Oh, my God! Oh, my God! 1007 00:43:39,568 --> 00:43:40,805 Dad? What's the matter? 1008 00:43:40,830 --> 00:43:43,280 I'm wearing a Baltimore Ravens shirt now! 1009 00:43:43,305 --> 00:43:44,705 I hate the Ravens! 1010 00:43:44,730 --> 00:43:46,740 I don't know if I can do this! 1011 00:43:47,234 --> 00:43:50,043 Oh, now it's the Dolphins! Ah! The Chiefs! 1012 00:43:50,068 --> 00:43:51,415 Oh, it's the Chiefs! 1013 00:43:51,440 --> 00:43:53,029 He's losing his mind! 1014 00:43:53,185 --> 00:43:54,855 The panderverse is filled with mystery 1015 00:43:54,880 --> 00:43:58,123 and paradox, you-- you have to try and hang on! 1016 00:44:01,500 --> 00:44:03,584 Jesus, it's getting worse. 1017 00:44:09,945 --> 00:44:12,775 Where the fuck is Bob Iger? 1018 00:44:13,880 --> 00:44:16,105 Uh, Mr. Iger just had to take some 1019 00:44:16,130 --> 00:44:17,670 of the others to a screening. 1020 00:44:18,175 --> 00:44:20,875 I think that things are being kept from me. 1021 00:44:21,075 --> 00:44:23,385 And if you're going to keep things from me, 1022 00:44:23,410 --> 00:44:25,955 then you'd better put a chick in it, 1023 00:44:26,107 --> 00:44:29,237 and make her fucking gay as fuck. 1024 00:44:35,737 --> 00:44:38,395 So that's it, that's the connection. 1025 00:44:38,420 --> 00:44:41,237 I reacted to you and you reacted to me. 1026 00:44:41,485 --> 00:44:43,915 And I guess we created each other. 1027 00:44:43,940 --> 00:44:45,150 Mrs. Kennedy, 1028 00:44:45,175 --> 00:44:46,575 I don't think I've ever said this 1029 00:44:46,600 --> 00:44:49,456 before in my life but... I'm sorry. 1030 00:44:49,775 --> 00:44:52,575 I lashed out so hard and used the c-word so many times, 1031 00:44:52,600 --> 00:44:54,753 you didn't really have a choice but to double down. 1032 00:44:55,175 --> 00:44:58,445 Eric, I know you care about all things Disney. 1033 00:44:58,645 --> 00:45:01,909 I'm sorry I was so reckless with the things that you love. 1034 00:45:01,934 --> 00:45:04,448 It was just lazy. 1035 00:45:05,295 --> 00:45:06,755 I guess just wailing 1036 00:45:06,780 --> 00:45:09,636 on woke stuff all the time is pretty lazy, too. 1037 00:45:17,680 --> 00:45:21,023 I think... I think I can let go now. 1038 00:45:33,344 --> 00:45:37,125 Come on, Kate. Looks like we got a flight to catch. 1039 00:45:47,660 --> 00:45:49,696 Whoa, what the hell is that? 1040 00:45:54,399 --> 00:45:56,599 Oh, yo, bitch! You killed Kenny! 1041 00:45:56,624 --> 00:45:58,789 You fat ho! 1042 00:46:08,105 --> 00:46:09,345 Look! 1043 00:46:13,116 --> 00:46:14,956 I'm back, you guys! 1044 00:46:17,061 --> 00:46:18,865 Kyle! Kyle, I'm back! 1045 00:46:19,065 --> 00:46:20,535 I was so wrong about Kathleen Kennedy, 1046 00:46:20,560 --> 00:46:21,960 Kyle, she's so awesome! 1047 00:46:22,160 --> 00:46:24,230 Okay, what Cartman is this? 1048 00:46:24,430 --> 00:46:25,805 Mrs. Kennedy, you're back! 1049 00:46:25,830 --> 00:46:28,369 - Great to see you, ma'am. - Thanks, you guys. 1050 00:46:28,394 --> 00:46:30,994 We have a lot of changes to discuss at the company. 1051 00:46:31,030 --> 00:46:33,590 From now on we're only going to make original content 1052 00:46:33,615 --> 00:46:35,045 that doesn't pander. 1053 00:46:35,070 --> 00:46:37,147 Sure we will, Kate. Sure we will. 1054 00:46:38,018 --> 00:46:40,240 Hey, guys! Guys, over here! 1055 00:46:41,084 --> 00:46:44,525 I did a little extra work while I was out in multiple universes. 1056 00:46:44,725 --> 00:46:46,995 We're not gonna have a problem with billionaires anymore, 1057 00:46:47,020 --> 00:46:48,576 check it out! 1058 00:46:52,631 --> 00:46:56,193 Now people who can do stuff will be just as poor as the rest of us! 1059 00:46:59,200 --> 00:47:02,175 Tom, it appears that everything is back to normal. 1060 00:47:02,200 --> 00:47:04,905 Billionaires have been put in their place and once again 1061 00:47:04,930 --> 00:47:07,775 it doesn't matter that we don't know how to do anything. 1062 00:47:07,800 --> 00:47:10,597 It's a good ending here and we can all be happy 1063 00:47:10,622 --> 00:47:14,232 that everyone is back in their universe. 1064 00:47:15,991 --> 00:47:19,506 _ 1065 00:47:21,846 --> 00:47:23,615 Mom! Mom! 1066 00:47:23,690 --> 00:47:25,565 What is it, Mrs. Kennedy? 1067 00:47:26,154 --> 00:47:27,095 Oh. Oh, Mom! 1068 00:47:27,213 --> 00:47:28,983 I was just having the worst nightmare. 1069 00:47:29,090 --> 00:47:31,705 I was me except everyone around me was different. 1070 00:47:31,730 --> 00:47:33,205 Oh, no, Mrs. Kennedy. 1071 00:47:33,230 --> 00:47:36,600 Here, have some of your favorite cereal to calm you down. 1072 00:47:36,877 --> 00:47:38,907 Oh, thank you. It was so real. 1073 00:47:39,068 --> 00:47:41,975 All my friends were there but they'd been replaced by strangers. 1074 00:47:42,086 --> 00:47:44,084 I think you were even there too, Kyle. 1075 00:47:44,224 --> 00:47:46,094 Really? I was there, too? 1076 00:47:46,155 --> 00:47:47,615 Yeah, that's right, Kyle, you were there 1077 00:47:47,640 --> 00:47:50,350 but you weren't cereal and I couldn't just eat you like I can here. 1078 00:47:51,279 --> 00:47:52,668 No, please, no, Mrs. Kennedy! 1079 00:47:52,693 --> 00:47:54,395 Oh, you're so yummy, Kyle! 1080 00:47:54,420 --> 00:47:56,779 Oh, oh, it's so good to be home. 1081 00:47:56,804 --> 00:47:58,811 Yum, yum, yum, yum, yum. 1082 00:48:02,022 --> 00:48:09,022 www.subtitulamos.tv