1 00:00:16,880 --> 00:00:18,637 Uh, name? 2 00:00:22,904 --> 00:00:24,177 Oh, my God. 3 00:00:24,202 --> 00:00:26,152 Well, that's a grim way to start the morning. 4 00:00:26,153 --> 00:00:27,656 With coffee? Seems normal. 5 00:00:27,657 --> 00:00:29,693 With watching an assassination. 6 00:00:29,694 --> 00:00:31,797 Technically, we don't know that it was an assassination. 7 00:00:31,798 --> 00:00:33,868 A drone shot a man in the head! 8 00:00:33,869 --> 00:00:36,306 Which makes it an execution, Cyril. 9 00:00:36,307 --> 00:00:39,005 It's only an assassination if he was famous. 10 00:00:39,030 --> 00:00:40,749 Connor Fairchild, former low-level 11 00:00:40,750 --> 00:00:42,418 security guard at IIA. 12 00:00:42,419 --> 00:00:44,489 Ugh, he was always rude to me. 13 00:00:44,490 --> 00:00:46,694 Well, who can't come in the commissary 14 00:00:46,695 --> 00:00:49,161 without their badge now, Mr. Connor? 15 00:00:50,668 --> 00:00:51,779 Is that too dark? 16 00:00:51,804 --> 00:00:54,142 Connor is one of a dozen former IIA employees 17 00:00:54,143 --> 00:00:56,547 to be killed by drones in the last 24 hours. 18 00:00:56,548 --> 00:00:58,618 My memory is a little hazy-- 19 00:00:58,619 --> 00:01:00,522 Probably from all the concussions. 20 00:01:00,523 --> 00:01:02,592 - And drinking. - And elderly dementia. 21 00:01:02,593 --> 00:01:05,832 My memory is a little hazy, but didn't we beat IIA? 22 00:01:05,833 --> 00:01:07,769 Yes, the organization was dismantled. 23 00:01:07,770 --> 00:01:09,573 But until now, most of the employees 24 00:01:09,574 --> 00:01:11,271 survived, including us. 25 00:01:11,296 --> 00:01:13,280 Technically, I was never an employee. 26 00:01:13,281 --> 00:01:15,417 I always fill out my start paperwork incorrectly 27 00:01:15,418 --> 00:01:16,754 so I don't have to pay taxes. 28 00:01:16,755 --> 00:01:19,068 You know that's not how taxes work, right? 29 00:01:19,093 --> 00:01:21,597 All I know is, I haven't paid taxes in 20 years 30 00:01:21,598 --> 00:01:23,467 or gone to the dentist. 31 00:01:23,468 --> 00:01:25,170 My point is, someone has a grudge 32 00:01:25,171 --> 00:01:26,841 against ex-IIA employees. 33 00:01:26,842 --> 00:01:29,379 We need to figure out who that is and stop them. 34 00:01:29,380 --> 00:01:32,036 And until then, we keep our heads on a swivel. 35 00:01:32,061 --> 00:01:34,299 - Hmm. - Hmm? 36 00:01:34,556 --> 00:01:36,341 Okay, don't shoot the messenger. 37 00:01:36,366 --> 00:01:37,482 That's the drone's job. 38 00:01:37,507 --> 00:01:40,543 But while I was secretly temping at IIA-- 39 00:01:40,568 --> 00:01:42,271 - Double agent. - Bless you. 40 00:01:42,296 --> 00:01:45,578 Fabian asked me to place an order for, let's call it, 41 00:01:45,579 --> 00:01:47,621 5,000 weaponized smart drones. 42 00:01:47,646 --> 00:01:48,651 What? 43 00:01:48,652 --> 00:01:50,655 We don't know that it's related. 44 00:01:50,656 --> 00:01:52,458 But y'all, it's probably related. 45 00:01:52,459 --> 00:01:54,730 Oh, my God, I do not have time for this. 46 00:01:54,731 --> 00:01:57,636 The UN is holding hearings today on private spy agencies, 47 00:01:57,637 --> 00:01:59,115 and I've gotta make a presentation 48 00:01:59,140 --> 00:02:00,809 about all the good work that we've done. 49 00:02:00,810 --> 00:02:02,630 Ooh, I wouldn't show them these videos. 50 00:02:02,655 --> 00:02:05,719 We need to make sure there are no new videos. 51 00:02:05,720 --> 00:02:07,622 And it seems like there's only one person 52 00:02:07,623 --> 00:02:08,950 who can help us sort this out. 53 00:02:09,893 --> 00:02:11,663 The dead barista? 54 00:02:13,083 --> 00:02:17,676 Well, well, well, look what the cat vomited up. 55 00:02:18,925 --> 00:02:20,607 Um, that's not how that goes. 56 00:02:21,282 --> 00:02:22,193 Idiot. 57 00:02:53,509 --> 00:02:58,971 www.subtitulamos.tv 58 00:03:01,434 --> 00:03:05,038 Sterling Archer. You look old. 59 00:03:05,063 --> 00:03:07,764 And you look imprisoned. 60 00:03:09,825 --> 00:03:11,792 Is that a squash court? 61 00:03:11,817 --> 00:03:14,556 - What kind of prison is this? - Uh, Swiss. 62 00:03:14,557 --> 00:03:17,829 Remind me to get imprisoned for war crimes in Switzerland. 63 00:03:17,830 --> 00:03:20,969 I mean, if I commit war crimes, which I won't. 64 00:03:20,970 --> 00:03:22,706 Can we make this fast? 65 00:03:22,707 --> 00:03:25,339 We can only reserve the courts for an hour. 66 00:03:25,364 --> 00:03:26,956 I don't believe we've met. 67 00:03:26,981 --> 00:03:29,586 Zara Khan, formerly Interpol, currently top agent 68 00:03:29,587 --> 00:03:31,791 - at the Agency. - What? Says who? 69 00:03:31,792 --> 00:03:32,993 My achievements, dumbass. 70 00:03:32,994 --> 00:03:34,245 Can we focus? 71 00:03:34,270 --> 00:03:36,299 Any reason why drones might be murdering 72 00:03:36,300 --> 00:03:37,836 everybody who worked for IIA? 73 00:03:37,837 --> 00:03:41,577 What? Oh, no-fault severance. 74 00:03:41,578 --> 00:03:43,446 Should I punch you before or after 75 00:03:43,447 --> 00:03:44,750 you explain what that means? 76 00:03:44,751 --> 00:03:48,323 At IIA, whenever we needed to cut ties 77 00:03:48,324 --> 00:03:49,960 with a troublesome employee, 78 00:03:49,961 --> 00:03:52,031 we'd check a little box in their file 79 00:03:52,032 --> 00:03:54,001 called "no-fault severance." 80 00:03:54,002 --> 00:03:55,839 And pop, out flew a drone. 81 00:03:55,840 --> 00:03:58,578 Whatever second-rate government bureaucrat 82 00:03:58,579 --> 00:04:00,682 that's now liquidating IIA must-- 83 00:04:00,683 --> 00:04:02,586 - ow! - I got tired of waiting. 84 00:04:02,587 --> 00:04:04,322 But also, how do we turn them off? 85 00:04:04,323 --> 00:04:05,625 You can't. 86 00:04:05,626 --> 00:04:07,328 The drones are controlled by an automated 87 00:04:07,329 --> 00:04:08,965 facility in Liechtenstein. 88 00:04:08,966 --> 00:04:10,902 And I'm the only one with access. 89 00:04:10,903 --> 00:04:12,270 Great, you're coming with us. 90 00:04:12,295 --> 00:04:14,843 One, not your call. Two, no, he's not. 91 00:04:14,844 --> 00:04:16,647 Three, what achievements, Zara? 92 00:04:16,648 --> 00:04:18,751 I'm afraid you won't get past 93 00:04:18,752 --> 00:04:20,522 the fingerprint scanner without me. 94 00:04:20,523 --> 00:04:21,891 We will if I cut off your hand. 95 00:04:21,892 --> 00:04:23,628 Well, there's also a retinal scanner. 96 00:04:23,629 --> 00:04:24,270 And your eye. 97 00:04:24,295 --> 00:04:25,773 And the voice identification-- 98 00:04:25,798 --> 00:04:27,121 And your vocal chords. 99 00:04:27,146 --> 00:04:29,250 At a certain point, bringing him seems easier 100 00:04:29,275 --> 00:04:30,583 than bringing all these pieces. 101 00:04:30,608 --> 00:04:32,011 We'll put them in a bag. 102 00:04:32,012 --> 00:04:35,239 I'm happy to help without being dismembered. 103 00:04:35,264 --> 00:04:39,868 As a former IIA employee, I'm a drone target myself. 104 00:04:39,893 --> 00:04:42,498 And I'd prefer to enjoy my daily bike ride 105 00:04:42,499 --> 00:04:44,903 without being gunned down from the sky. 106 00:04:44,904 --> 00:04:46,293 Daily bike ride? 107 00:04:46,318 --> 00:04:48,920 How the hell is your prison life better than my free life? 108 00:04:48,945 --> 00:04:50,293 We still have to break him out. 109 00:04:50,318 --> 00:04:52,098 This is a Swiss prison. 110 00:04:52,123 --> 00:04:56,004 Anyone with Interpol ID can sign me out for the weekend. 111 00:04:57,253 --> 00:04:58,890 Well, God bless Swiss prisons. 112 00:04:58,915 --> 00:05:00,223 Best in the world. 113 00:05:00,248 --> 00:05:02,535 They really focus on rehabilitating 114 00:05:02,560 --> 00:05:04,698 the whole person, you know? 115 00:05:04,744 --> 00:05:07,248 - What is this? - Insurance. 116 00:05:07,273 --> 00:05:09,411 This stays on until you're back in prison. 117 00:05:09,436 --> 00:05:11,440 The whole mission? What if you gotta take a leak? 118 00:05:11,465 --> 00:05:13,636 - We'll hold it. - A wise precaution. 119 00:05:13,694 --> 00:05:15,223 But will it be enough? 120 00:05:15,248 --> 00:05:18,044 Even now, an army of IIA loyalists 121 00:05:18,069 --> 00:05:21,409 is no doubt working to secure my freedom. 122 00:05:21,410 --> 00:05:22,801 Hmm. In that case... 123 00:05:23,336 --> 00:05:24,996 I immediately have to pee. 124 00:05:35,089 --> 00:05:36,860 Damn it, window seat. 125 00:05:36,907 --> 00:05:38,811 - Pam, go across the aisle. - No! 126 00:05:38,812 --> 00:05:40,080 I'm not taking the window seat 127 00:05:40,081 --> 00:05:41,784 with killer drones on the loose. 128 00:05:41,785 --> 00:05:43,086 Also, I still have to pee. 129 00:05:43,087 --> 00:05:44,823 Maybe you should have thought about this 130 00:05:44,824 --> 00:05:46,961 before you handcuffed yourself to two people? 131 00:05:46,962 --> 00:05:48,831 Don't tell me what I should have thought of. 132 00:05:48,832 --> 00:05:50,417 But yeah, maybe. 133 00:05:50,442 --> 00:05:53,649 If it's any consolation, we won't be on the train long. 134 00:05:53,674 --> 00:05:55,712 You seriously think people are coming to help you? 135 00:05:55,713 --> 00:05:56,880 Why wouldn't they? 136 00:05:56,881 --> 00:05:58,584 Yeah, you know, you weren't 137 00:05:58,585 --> 00:06:00,153 the world's greatest boss, 138 00:06:00,154 --> 00:06:02,993 what with ratting out a lot of people on your way to prison, 139 00:06:02,994 --> 00:06:05,251 and now sending drones to kill 'em. 140 00:06:05,276 --> 00:06:07,134 Yeah, not great. 141 00:06:07,135 --> 00:06:08,971 The board sent those drones. 142 00:06:08,972 --> 00:06:12,111 And I only ratted as necessary. 143 00:06:12,112 --> 00:06:14,211 You can fight about it while I'm in the john. 144 00:06:14,236 --> 00:06:16,427 - Where's the handcuff key? - Oh, I don't have one. 145 00:06:16,452 --> 00:06:17,508 What, why? 146 00:06:17,533 --> 00:06:19,164 I'm committing to the method, Pam. 147 00:06:19,189 --> 00:06:21,719 The first thing a rescuer will ask for is a handcuff key. 148 00:06:21,744 --> 00:06:24,315 - Or a bone saw. - No one carries those around. 149 00:06:24,340 --> 00:06:26,582 Fine, I guess we're all going to the bathroom. 150 00:06:26,607 --> 00:06:28,511 Oh, God, no. 151 00:06:28,512 --> 00:06:29,880 I'm not happy about it, either. 152 00:06:29,881 --> 00:06:32,484 Hey, order us drinks-- lots of drinks. 153 00:06:32,836 --> 00:06:34,516 Ooh, what looks good? 154 00:06:34,623 --> 00:06:36,125 Ugh, I really don't care. 155 00:06:36,126 --> 00:06:37,289 Well, I do. 156 00:06:37,314 --> 00:06:39,908 It's my first time talking to the United Nations. 157 00:06:39,933 --> 00:06:42,406 Or-or is it before the United Nations? 158 00:06:42,431 --> 00:06:45,477 Do we address the nations? Oh, my God. Lana! 159 00:06:45,478 --> 00:06:47,014 Just let me do the talking, okay? 160 00:06:47,015 --> 00:06:48,884 And relax, all right? 161 00:06:48,885 --> 00:06:51,189 The UN never actually does anything. 162 00:06:51,214 --> 00:06:55,033 I mean, these people are total idiots. 163 00:06:55,422 --> 00:06:57,067 Do you need to turn this on or-- 164 00:06:57,068 --> 00:06:58,625 It's already on. 165 00:07:02,559 --> 00:07:04,781 Hello, nations. 166 00:07:05,547 --> 00:07:06,950 Nope, that feels wrong. 167 00:07:06,975 --> 00:07:09,012 I'm trying my best, you dicks. 168 00:07:09,058 --> 00:07:10,703 I don't think these bathrooms were designed 169 00:07:10,728 --> 00:07:12,235 for three people handcuffed together. 170 00:07:12,260 --> 00:07:14,611 And I don't think sarcasm makes this process faster. 171 00:07:14,636 --> 00:07:15,855 Are you done? 172 00:07:15,880 --> 00:07:17,925 - Haven't even started yet. - What? 173 00:07:17,950 --> 00:07:20,080 Tell this guy to stop peeking through the cracks! 174 00:07:20,081 --> 00:07:24,050 I can't help where my head is based on where my arms are. 175 00:07:31,886 --> 00:07:33,774 Whatever you're doing in there, 176 00:07:33,775 --> 00:07:35,978 I promise there's an easier way. 177 00:07:35,979 --> 00:07:37,465 How's this way? 178 00:07:37,982 --> 00:07:40,087 Huh, are we slowing down? 179 00:07:40,088 --> 00:07:42,592 Yes, it's the end of the line. 180 00:07:42,593 --> 00:07:44,930 Carlotta, my loyal number two, 181 00:07:44,931 --> 00:07:48,203 come to my unnecessary but grateful res-- 182 00:07:48,204 --> 00:07:50,107 - Someone's in here! - We gotta get out of here! 183 00:07:50,108 --> 00:07:52,785 After Pamela washes her hands. 184 00:07:52,810 --> 00:07:54,647 I didn't touch anything. 185 00:07:54,672 --> 00:07:56,662 Carlotta, watch your fire. 186 00:07:56,687 --> 00:07:59,050 She's shooting at you, moron. Come on. 187 00:08:00,238 --> 00:08:02,699 - what's the problem? - I'm not leaving. 188 00:08:02,700 --> 00:08:04,105 You got three seconds, asshole. 189 00:08:04,130 --> 00:08:05,824 And I'm shooting your elbow in one. 190 00:08:05,849 --> 00:08:08,957 Okay, okay. Carlotta, they're trying to-- 191 00:08:13,001 --> 00:08:15,507 - You're welcome. - For what? 192 00:08:15,532 --> 00:08:18,371 - For rescuing you. - They were rescuing me. 193 00:08:18,396 --> 00:08:20,834 What? They were trying to kill you. 194 00:08:20,859 --> 00:08:23,597 Says the man who pulled me out of a moving train. 195 00:08:23,622 --> 00:08:25,726 Well, you're alive, aren't you? 196 00:08:25,751 --> 00:08:28,144 Guys, I don't think this tree is... 197 00:08:30,955 --> 00:08:32,527 Nope, it's not. 198 00:08:36,804 --> 00:08:39,129 They were obviously trying to assassinate you. 199 00:08:39,171 --> 00:08:42,879 What possible reason would my employees have to kill me? 200 00:08:42,880 --> 00:08:44,248 I think we're clear for now. 201 00:08:44,249 --> 00:08:46,683 Uh, how about, you made their lives miserable and they hate you? 202 00:08:46,708 --> 00:08:50,183 The brightest emerald is forged in the hardest granite. 203 00:08:50,208 --> 00:08:52,433 Hey, can we focus on the real problem? 204 00:08:52,458 --> 00:08:53,902 Being lost in the woods? 205 00:08:54,001 --> 00:08:56,339 Hmm, the ex-IIA hit squad coming for us? 206 00:08:56,340 --> 00:08:58,276 - The drones? - Oh, right. 207 00:08:58,277 --> 00:09:00,280 Yeah, and if that hit squad-- 208 00:09:00,281 --> 00:09:01,832 AKA rescue squad. 209 00:09:01,857 --> 00:09:03,961 AKA, you're delusional. 210 00:09:04,021 --> 00:09:05,691 If the hit squad kills Fabian, 211 00:09:05,692 --> 00:09:06,994 he can't deactivate the drones, 212 00:09:06,995 --> 00:09:08,347 and they'll kill all of us. 213 00:09:08,372 --> 00:09:11,110 So by the transitive property, 214 00:09:11,135 --> 00:09:12,871 you must keep me alive. 215 00:09:12,896 --> 00:09:14,843 That's not the transitive property. 216 00:09:14,844 --> 00:09:16,707 It's a contrapositive conditional. 217 00:09:16,732 --> 00:09:18,826 Well, on the bright side, Ray and Zara 218 00:09:18,851 --> 00:09:20,153 are probably already coming for us. 219 00:09:20,154 --> 00:09:21,902 Oh, my God! 220 00:09:21,927 --> 00:09:23,931 Look at those mountains. 221 00:09:24,714 --> 00:09:26,107 Um, Zara? 222 00:09:26,132 --> 00:09:27,777 The drinks on this train are free. 223 00:09:27,802 --> 00:09:29,535 I got one for you, but then I drank it. 224 00:09:29,560 --> 00:09:30,933 These are for me. 225 00:09:30,958 --> 00:09:32,954 Hey, whenever y'all are done whispering 226 00:09:32,979 --> 00:09:35,283 and pointing at shit, can you bring me a mimosa? 227 00:09:36,620 --> 00:09:38,050 Um, where are they going? 228 00:09:38,075 --> 00:09:40,101 To Liechtenstein! 229 00:09:40,126 --> 00:09:42,197 We're walking to another country? 230 00:09:42,198 --> 00:09:43,868 Unless you have a better idea. 231 00:09:43,869 --> 00:09:45,519 Uh, yeah, let the drones kill us. 232 00:09:45,544 --> 00:09:47,349 I have an even better idea. 233 00:09:47,374 --> 00:09:49,880 I defeat you in unarmed combat 234 00:09:49,881 --> 00:09:52,384 and reunite with my cadre of faithfuls. 235 00:09:52,385 --> 00:09:54,644 Get your hand off my wrist. 236 00:09:54,669 --> 00:09:58,977 I believe the parlance is, compel me, brother. 237 00:09:59,002 --> 00:10:01,777 Can you not while I'm attached to you? 238 00:10:03,094 --> 00:10:05,880 Any chance that's a totally unrelated drone? 239 00:10:06,746 --> 00:10:08,177 I mean, some. 240 00:10:08,202 --> 00:10:09,270 Run! 241 00:10:14,061 --> 00:10:16,199 Can we please stop falling off things? 242 00:10:16,200 --> 00:10:18,002 Oh, boy, they're coming. 243 00:10:18,003 --> 00:10:20,073 Fabian, I hope you can hold your breath for three minutes 244 00:10:20,074 --> 00:10:22,277 because that's how long I'm holding you underwater. 245 00:10:22,278 --> 00:10:23,814 That won't work, I'm afraid. 246 00:10:23,815 --> 00:10:25,864 These drones are top of the line. 247 00:10:25,889 --> 00:10:29,169 They cannot be fooled by water or darkness or disguise. 248 00:10:29,194 --> 00:10:31,830 They are relentless and unbamboozable. 249 00:10:31,831 --> 00:10:33,466 Maybe use a less silly word for the drones 250 00:10:33,467 --> 00:10:34,970 - coming to kill us. - Screw the words. 251 00:10:34,971 --> 00:10:36,405 What do we do? 252 00:10:36,406 --> 00:10:38,161 Make peace with the god you choose, 253 00:10:38,186 --> 00:10:40,653 for the day of judgment is at hand. 254 00:10:45,356 --> 00:10:47,261 We're alive! 255 00:10:47,262 --> 00:10:49,298 Uh, although, I guess this could also be hell. 256 00:10:49,299 --> 00:10:50,528 What just happened? 257 00:10:50,553 --> 00:10:52,371 My guess, Ray bought shitty drones 258 00:10:52,372 --> 00:10:54,044 that couldn't detect us through the mud. 259 00:10:54,069 --> 00:10:56,674 But he spent the entire drone budget. 260 00:10:57,668 --> 00:10:59,088 Oh, what they don't know 261 00:10:59,113 --> 00:11:00,883 can't kill them won't kill them. 262 00:11:01,649 --> 00:11:03,620 More daiquiri, Mr. Gillette? 263 00:11:03,645 --> 00:11:05,161 What do you think, dummy? 264 00:11:05,640 --> 00:11:08,779 Oi, more of these and these and some crisps, yeah? 265 00:11:08,804 --> 00:11:11,350 For me and those snobs across the aisle 266 00:11:11,375 --> 00:11:13,179 who clearly think they're better than me. 267 00:11:13,180 --> 00:11:15,050 And how long does it take three people 268 00:11:15,051 --> 00:11:17,487 handcuffed together to use the bathroom? 269 00:11:18,583 --> 00:11:21,128 Um, this doesn't feel administrative. 270 00:11:21,153 --> 00:11:24,241 Secretary General Hernandez, a pleasure, as always. 271 00:11:24,997 --> 00:11:27,091 I wish I could say the same. 272 00:11:27,116 --> 00:11:28,877 Yeah, what's the deal here, guys? 273 00:11:28,878 --> 00:11:30,848 I thought this was basically a meet-and-greet. 274 00:11:30,873 --> 00:11:33,052 This is a disciplinary hearing 275 00:11:33,053 --> 00:11:35,692 to determine if independent spy agencies 276 00:11:35,717 --> 00:11:39,239 will be allowed to continue operating on the global stage. 277 00:11:39,264 --> 00:11:41,464 What? And you're telling me now? 278 00:11:41,489 --> 00:11:43,206 I told your secretary. 279 00:11:43,207 --> 00:11:45,477 Uh, I'm an office administrator. 280 00:11:45,478 --> 00:11:47,481 Cheryl, what are you doing here? 281 00:11:47,482 --> 00:11:48,895 I'm a surprise witness. 282 00:11:48,920 --> 00:11:50,505 A surprise witness for what? 283 00:11:50,530 --> 00:11:51,990 The United Nations. 284 00:11:51,991 --> 00:11:53,527 We're in their house, silly. 285 00:11:53,528 --> 00:11:55,363 So the surprise is against us? 286 00:11:55,364 --> 00:11:57,301 Well, they offered me immunity. 287 00:11:57,302 --> 00:11:59,104 Immunity from what? 288 00:11:59,105 --> 00:12:00,941 We haven't done anything wrong. 289 00:12:00,942 --> 00:12:04,181 - Well... - Nothing legally wrong. 290 00:12:04,182 --> 00:12:06,452 Oh, my God, Lana, when someone offers you immunity, 291 00:12:06,477 --> 00:12:08,069 you take it. 292 00:12:08,323 --> 00:12:10,093 And all I had to do was tell him all the bad things 293 00:12:10,094 --> 00:12:11,262 we ever did ever. 294 00:12:11,444 --> 00:12:12,714 Shall we begin? 295 00:12:12,739 --> 00:12:14,268 - No. - No? 296 00:12:14,269 --> 00:12:15,470 No! You already had your chance 297 00:12:15,471 --> 00:12:16,723 to pee on the train. 298 00:12:16,748 --> 00:12:18,544 My chance to pee with the door open 299 00:12:18,545 --> 00:12:20,213 that got interrupted by a gunfight. 300 00:12:20,214 --> 00:12:21,449 More than some people get. 301 00:12:21,450 --> 00:12:23,186 Do those people also have to hold it 302 00:12:23,187 --> 00:12:24,927 while falling out of a moving train 303 00:12:24,952 --> 00:12:27,202 and then slogging through a river covered in mud 304 00:12:27,227 --> 00:12:28,564 that they can't clean off 305 00:12:28,565 --> 00:12:30,367 or a cheap-ass drone will come and kill them? 306 00:12:30,368 --> 00:12:31,973 I also have to pee. 307 00:12:31,998 --> 00:12:34,833 Don't worry. You'll be peeing very soon. 308 00:12:34,858 --> 00:12:36,583 Carlotta, thank goodness. 309 00:12:36,608 --> 00:12:40,114 Tell my friends you're here to rescue me and then kill them. 310 00:12:40,139 --> 00:12:42,299 Rescue? I'm here to kill you. 311 00:12:42,324 --> 00:12:43,848 You, them? 312 00:12:43,873 --> 00:12:46,541 You as in you, you pompous, abusive, 313 00:12:46,566 --> 00:12:48,755 culturally ambiguous middle manager. 314 00:12:48,780 --> 00:12:50,182 Middle manager? 315 00:12:50,207 --> 00:12:52,075 I led the company! 316 00:12:52,100 --> 00:12:53,670 That's what you got from that? 317 00:12:53,695 --> 00:12:55,544 Jesus, this is why everyone hates you. 318 00:12:55,569 --> 00:12:58,308 Carlotta, I assure you, I did my best. 319 00:12:58,333 --> 00:13:01,337 Anything you disagreed with, that was the board. 320 00:13:01,362 --> 00:13:02,716 There was no board! 321 00:13:02,741 --> 00:13:05,378 You just made them up to have someone to blame 322 00:13:05,403 --> 00:13:07,067 for all your bad choices. 323 00:13:07,092 --> 00:13:09,098 Whoa, that's actually a good idea. 324 00:13:09,123 --> 00:13:12,163 Technically, the board did exist for a week. 325 00:13:12,188 --> 00:13:13,424 And then had them killed. 326 00:13:13,449 --> 00:13:14,669 Tell them I say hello. 327 00:13:14,694 --> 00:13:16,700 Wait, he's the only one who can stop the drones 328 00:13:16,725 --> 00:13:18,216 that are coming to kill us all. 329 00:13:18,241 --> 00:13:19,473 I'll take that risk. 330 00:13:21,302 --> 00:13:24,141 - Ow! God damn it. - Sorry. 331 00:13:27,955 --> 00:13:29,341 Take it down! 332 00:13:33,896 --> 00:13:35,531 What the hell, Archer? 333 00:13:35,532 --> 00:13:37,033 Sorry, it was instinct. 334 00:13:37,034 --> 00:13:38,169 To save me? 335 00:13:38,170 --> 00:13:40,039 God, no, to save the mission. 336 00:13:40,040 --> 00:13:42,578 Um, guys, do I have as little mud on my face 337 00:13:42,579 --> 00:13:43,849 as you do on yours? 338 00:13:43,874 --> 00:13:46,012 How could I possibly make that comparison? 339 00:13:47,414 --> 00:13:48,701 Go! 340 00:13:54,420 --> 00:13:57,025 Okay, state your name for the record. 341 00:13:57,174 --> 00:13:58,771 - Uh, pass. - What? 342 00:13:58,796 --> 00:14:00,422 I just prefer not to. 343 00:14:00,447 --> 00:14:02,185 - You understand. - I don't. 344 00:14:02,210 --> 00:14:05,076 Well, the surprise witness is surprising the surprisers. 345 00:14:05,101 --> 00:14:06,660 No one at the office is answering. 346 00:14:06,661 --> 00:14:07,896 We are not ready for this. 347 00:14:07,921 --> 00:14:09,364 Lana, our record speaks for itself. 348 00:14:09,365 --> 00:14:10,334 We do good in the world. 349 00:14:10,359 --> 00:14:12,060 And Cheryl is wearing them down. 350 00:14:12,085 --> 00:14:13,849 State your name for the record! 351 00:14:13,874 --> 00:14:16,079 Let's just move on to the evidence. 352 00:14:16,104 --> 00:14:19,226 Can you confirm that this is the work of the Agency? 353 00:14:19,251 --> 00:14:20,092 Yep. Uh-huh. 354 00:14:21,422 --> 00:14:22,625 Uh, probably. 355 00:14:22,881 --> 00:14:24,271 Yeah. 356 00:14:24,428 --> 00:14:27,357 In our defense, that was full of hydrogen. 357 00:14:27,382 --> 00:14:29,240 Oh, God, I was wrong about our record. 358 00:14:29,265 --> 00:14:31,582 - We're monsters. - Can you not? 359 00:14:31,607 --> 00:14:32,787 Not what? 360 00:14:32,812 --> 00:14:35,559 Pam, can you not look at me while we're doing this? 361 00:14:35,584 --> 00:14:37,076 You choose the handcuffs. 362 00:14:37,101 --> 00:14:38,717 I chose where I look. Boi-oi-oing. 363 00:14:39,931 --> 00:14:41,367 They all hate me. 364 00:14:41,392 --> 00:14:43,192 After everything I did for them. 365 00:14:43,217 --> 00:14:44,021 Okay. 366 00:14:44,046 --> 00:14:45,998 On the bright side, we made it to Liechtenstein. 367 00:14:46,023 --> 00:14:48,176 Pants up and never speak of this on three. 368 00:14:48,177 --> 00:14:49,818 One, two, three. 369 00:14:49,843 --> 00:14:51,396 Hey, I hear cars that way. 370 00:14:51,421 --> 00:14:52,732 We can find a ride. 371 00:14:53,386 --> 00:14:55,223 Seriously? We're almost there. 372 00:14:55,224 --> 00:14:56,458 What are you doing, Fabian? 373 00:14:56,459 --> 00:14:57,935 I'm giving up. 374 00:14:57,960 --> 00:14:59,574 Let the drones take me. 375 00:14:59,599 --> 00:15:02,724 For what is life without the respect of my peers? 376 00:15:02,749 --> 00:15:04,865 Hey, bud, you have my respect. 377 00:15:04,890 --> 00:15:06,927 I don't really care about that. 378 00:15:11,833 --> 00:15:15,037 - You have my respect, Fabian. - Really? 379 00:15:15,062 --> 00:15:17,175 Yeah, you know, I still hate you, 380 00:15:17,200 --> 00:15:19,371 but you're a semi-worthy adversary. 381 00:15:19,372 --> 00:15:21,375 I feel the same way. 382 00:15:21,376 --> 00:15:24,084 In spite of everything, we're not so different. 383 00:15:24,109 --> 00:15:26,686 No, I didn't say that. We're very, very different. 384 00:15:26,687 --> 00:15:30,528 You handcuffed us together so we could bond. 385 00:15:30,529 --> 00:15:34,560 Two lone wolves, learning to survive as a pack. 386 00:15:36,438 --> 00:15:38,349 I'm coming around to death by drone. 387 00:15:38,374 --> 00:15:40,935 Oh, shit, I hear something else coming around. 388 00:15:43,261 --> 00:15:44,959 Ha, ha, found our ride. 389 00:15:44,984 --> 00:15:46,821 You mean the guys that wanna kill us? 390 00:15:46,846 --> 00:15:48,912 I have an idea. 391 00:15:54,167 --> 00:15:56,037 You've been got--oh! 392 00:15:57,998 --> 00:16:00,232 Oh, damn, dude, that just popped right off. 393 00:16:00,257 --> 00:16:01,818 Why was his neck so weak? 394 00:16:01,843 --> 00:16:04,787 More importantly, how are we all fitting on this thing? 395 00:16:07,486 --> 00:16:10,037 - Hang on. - It's a short drive. 396 00:16:10,062 --> 00:16:11,826 Yeah, it better be. 397 00:16:12,211 --> 00:16:14,326 Oh, God, crows are pecking at the head. 398 00:16:16,068 --> 00:16:18,172 I forgive you, friend. 399 00:16:18,197 --> 00:16:20,185 Great, 'cause I'm about to do it again. 400 00:16:29,092 --> 00:16:32,484 Champagne to go. I mean, who does that? 401 00:16:32,485 --> 00:16:33,720 Switzerland does it. 402 00:16:33,721 --> 00:16:35,256 Can you believe the others spent 403 00:16:35,257 --> 00:16:37,460 the entire ride in the toilet? 404 00:16:38,498 --> 00:16:40,736 I did until a second ago. 405 00:16:44,021 --> 00:16:45,959 - We're close. - How close? 406 00:16:45,984 --> 00:16:47,342 Time or distance? 407 00:16:47,367 --> 00:16:48,759 Will we die before we get there? 408 00:16:48,784 --> 00:16:50,721 That depends on one thing: 409 00:16:50,722 --> 00:16:52,834 the intimacy of our friendship. 410 00:16:52,859 --> 00:16:55,531 Can you not say stuff like that while we're penis to penis? 411 00:16:55,532 --> 00:16:57,232 Just say nose to nose. 412 00:17:00,560 --> 00:17:03,279 I was born to an Albanian seamstress. 413 00:17:03,280 --> 00:17:04,709 It was a breech birth. 414 00:17:04,734 --> 00:17:07,655 For my fifth birthday, I was gifted a kitten by my uncle 415 00:17:07,656 --> 00:17:10,527 but gave it up upon discovering a mild allergy. 416 00:17:10,528 --> 00:17:11,663 What the hell are you doing? 417 00:17:11,664 --> 00:17:13,800 Bonding by sharing traumas. 418 00:17:13,801 --> 00:17:16,193 You call those traumas? I never knew my father. 419 00:17:16,218 --> 00:17:18,701 My mother started me drinking at eight to keep me quiet. 420 00:17:18,726 --> 00:17:22,417 I lost my virginity and my dog to a Brazilian au pair. 421 00:17:22,418 --> 00:17:25,545 My archrival killed and later dated my one true love. 422 00:17:25,570 --> 00:17:27,745 Thank you for sharing. I see you. 423 00:17:27,770 --> 00:17:29,406 I wasn't connecting. 424 00:17:29,431 --> 00:17:30,849 I was one-upping. 425 00:17:41,615 --> 00:17:44,194 Damn it, probably shouldn't have handcuffed my gun hand. 426 00:17:44,195 --> 00:17:45,990 I can help. Give me a gun. 427 00:17:46,015 --> 00:17:48,503 Better idea, I'll just shoot myself in the face 428 00:17:48,504 --> 00:17:49,639 and cut out the middleman. 429 00:17:49,640 --> 00:17:51,408 Sterling, trust me. 430 00:17:52,032 --> 00:17:54,657 We're all about to die. Just give him the damn gun. 431 00:17:54,682 --> 00:17:56,217 Ugh. 432 00:17:58,529 --> 00:17:59,792 Bang, bang. 433 00:17:59,793 --> 00:18:01,696 Just kidding, my friend. 434 00:18:09,895 --> 00:18:11,042 I'm out. 435 00:18:11,067 --> 00:18:12,704 - We're here. - Brake! 436 00:18:16,049 --> 00:18:17,753 Oh, dear God. 437 00:18:17,778 --> 00:18:20,049 What is happening with necks in this country? 438 00:18:20,074 --> 00:18:21,376 We've got bigger problems. 439 00:18:21,401 --> 00:18:23,773 Specifically, lots of smaller problems. 440 00:18:27,848 --> 00:18:30,587 - Are those-- - The good drones. 441 00:18:37,896 --> 00:18:42,373 Well, if I have to die, I'm glad it's next to friends. 442 00:18:42,398 --> 00:18:44,451 Stop making this something it's not. 443 00:18:45,611 --> 00:18:48,371 Damn it, who buys a drone with knives? 444 00:18:52,982 --> 00:18:55,370 The same person with two thumbs 445 00:18:55,371 --> 00:18:58,342 and no more champagne-- this guy. 446 00:18:58,343 --> 00:19:00,443 I am still drunk from the train. 447 00:19:00,468 --> 00:19:03,318 Get inside and deactivate these fuckers. 448 00:19:03,343 --> 00:19:05,632 - Not cool. - Excuse me? 449 00:19:05,657 --> 00:19:07,217 What are you doing? 450 00:19:07,242 --> 00:19:08,897 Speaking truth to power. 451 00:19:08,898 --> 00:19:10,768 And the truth is, this isn't cool. 452 00:19:10,769 --> 00:19:12,373 You called us in here for an ambush. 453 00:19:12,398 --> 00:19:15,778 Mr. Figgis, this is a fact-finding meeting. 454 00:19:15,779 --> 00:19:17,882 Oh, yeah, with quorum of member states 455 00:19:17,883 --> 00:19:19,685 as required to adopt a resolution, 456 00:19:19,686 --> 00:19:21,488 per the UN rules of procedure? 457 00:19:22,257 --> 00:19:24,146 That's what I thought. You're grandstanding. 458 00:19:24,171 --> 00:19:25,531 You already know what you plan to do. 459 00:19:25,532 --> 00:19:28,269 But guess what? We're the Agency. 460 00:19:28,270 --> 00:19:32,343 We're used to ambushes and bad odds and terrible situations. 461 00:19:37,420 --> 00:19:39,185 That's where we thrive-- 462 00:19:39,210 --> 00:19:40,694 because we're not just the front lines. 463 00:19:40,695 --> 00:19:42,092 We're a step beyond that. 464 00:19:44,778 --> 00:19:47,967 If we do our job right, there never is a front line. 465 00:19:48,207 --> 00:19:50,871 So you can look at the screen and see our failures, sure. 466 00:19:50,896 --> 00:19:51,816 What the? 467 00:19:51,817 --> 00:19:53,279 But the world you're living in, 468 00:19:53,304 --> 00:19:55,308 the world you're living in right now, 469 00:19:55,333 --> 00:19:57,271 that is our success. 470 00:20:01,373 --> 00:20:02,705 I tried. Your turn. 471 00:20:02,706 --> 00:20:04,307 I don't have a gun. 472 00:20:04,308 --> 00:20:05,978 You can't shoot me! 473 00:20:05,979 --> 00:20:08,584 I never filled out my starting paperwork! 474 00:20:17,153 --> 00:20:18,570 You're welcome. 475 00:20:20,885 --> 00:20:22,279 What the hell happened? 476 00:20:22,304 --> 00:20:24,998 The door only allows one person through at a time. 477 00:20:25,023 --> 00:20:27,131 Getting pretty droney out here. 478 00:20:27,156 --> 00:20:28,748 How do I deactivate the drones? 479 00:20:28,773 --> 00:20:31,724 You can't, not without my handprint for the scanner. 480 00:20:35,635 --> 00:20:38,508 We almost made it all the way, didn't we, friend? 481 00:20:38,533 --> 00:20:40,504 I couldn't have made it this far without you. 482 00:20:40,529 --> 00:20:42,631 But I've got it from here, friend. 483 00:20:44,834 --> 00:20:46,584 Ow! What the shit? 484 00:20:46,609 --> 00:20:48,271 Thanks for the hand, friend. 485 00:20:49,318 --> 00:20:51,467 Protocol deactivated. 486 00:20:57,920 --> 00:21:00,529 So how we all feeling? 487 00:21:00,920 --> 00:21:02,138 Better than Fabian. 488 00:21:02,163 --> 00:21:04,287 Can you believe he doesn't wanna be friends anymore? 489 00:21:04,622 --> 00:21:07,041 - You cut off his hand. - For a good cause. 490 00:21:07,066 --> 00:21:08,459 And I gave it back to him. 491 00:21:08,484 --> 00:21:10,039 After you shot him the bird with it. 492 00:21:10,040 --> 00:21:11,271 That was Zara's idea. 493 00:21:11,296 --> 00:21:13,166 - And it was hilarious. - Thanks. 494 00:21:13,227 --> 00:21:15,043 It's not my first dismemberment. 495 00:21:15,068 --> 00:21:16,653 Going forward, no more cutting off hands 496 00:21:16,654 --> 00:21:17,967 and taunting people with them. 497 00:21:17,992 --> 00:21:20,349 The UN came after us today, but we really dodged a bullet 498 00:21:20,374 --> 00:21:22,318 by saving them from bullets. 499 00:21:22,343 --> 00:21:24,744 I just wanna say I was only siding 500 00:21:24,769 --> 00:21:26,405 with the UN for immunity. 501 00:21:26,406 --> 00:21:27,717 Yeah, you told us. 502 00:21:27,742 --> 00:21:29,373 Oh, no. Uh, guys? 503 00:21:29,398 --> 00:21:31,023 In light of recent events, 504 00:21:31,048 --> 00:21:33,138 it is with overwhelming support 505 00:21:33,163 --> 00:21:36,066 from our member nations that this council votes 506 00:21:36,091 --> 00:21:39,064 to declare all private independent 507 00:21:39,065 --> 00:21:41,717 spy agencies illegal. 508 00:21:41,742 --> 00:21:45,029 They will be given 30 days to disband. 509 00:21:48,927 --> 00:21:52,365 Is that 30 calendar days or business days? 510 00:21:53,988 --> 00:21:55,457 God damn it. 511 00:21:55,904 --> 00:22:02,904 credits