1 00:00:55,137 --> 00:00:57,137 Ah! Ah! 2 00:00:57,275 --> 00:01:01,034 - Argh! You've-you've killed me! - What? 3 00:01:01,172 --> 00:01:03,965 You're supposed to be on my team. 4 00:01:04,103 --> 00:01:05,758 - Ah. - Latest goodies. 5 00:01:05,896 --> 00:01:09,034 All exclusively available through Melville's Memorabilia. 6 00:01:09,172 --> 00:01:11,551 Hah! All new Queen Zestra! 7 00:01:11,689 --> 00:01:13,137 It's a good one. 8 00:01:18,103 --> 00:01:20,103 Oh, and you've had an upgrade too. 9 00:01:20,241 --> 00:01:22,655 Erm, new costume. 10 00:01:22,793 --> 00:01:24,758 Increased flexibility functions. Yeah. 11 00:01:24,896 --> 00:01:28,344 Oh, mugs and masks for Sword-con in the morning. 12 00:01:28,482 --> 00:01:32,103 And you, my darling, just perfection. 13 00:01:32,241 --> 00:01:34,655 Much better knockers than the actress who plays you. 14 00:01:34,793 --> 00:01:38,344 Uh, Dad! Don't say things like that tomorrow. 15 00:01:55,137 --> 00:01:56,931 You're killing me off? 16 00:01:57,068 --> 00:01:58,241 It wasn't my idea. 17 00:01:58,379 --> 00:02:01,068 Jesus! When were you gonna tell me? 18 00:02:04,275 --> 00:02:06,517 Oh, Artie! You knew? 19 00:02:06,655 --> 00:02:09,275 I told them not to. I swear, Mum. 20 00:02:11,758 --> 00:02:13,724 Well, whose idea was this? 21 00:02:13,862 --> 00:02:15,172 We need to boost ratings. 22 00:02:15,310 --> 00:02:17,034 It was pressure from the new commissioner. 23 00:02:17,172 --> 00:02:18,068 We agreed by committee. 24 00:02:18,206 --> 00:02:20,827 What are you, La Cosa Nostra? 25 00:02:20,965 --> 00:02:22,275 Darling, 26 00:02:22,413 --> 00:02:25,620 a high profile murder is gold dust. 27 00:02:25,758 --> 00:02:27,241 Millions will mourn you. 28 00:02:27,379 --> 00:02:29,068 Would you like to see your new doll? 29 00:02:29,206 --> 00:02:30,793 Shut up, Gerry! 30 00:02:30,931 --> 00:02:33,862 Look, fans haven't forgiven you for killing Harkus. 31 00:02:34,000 --> 00:02:36,000 This way, they get sweet justice. 32 00:02:36,137 --> 00:02:37,241 Everyone will be hooked. 33 00:02:37,379 --> 00:02:38,586 It'll be like 34 00:02:38,724 --> 00:02:40,310 "Who Shot JR?" 35 00:02:40,448 --> 00:02:41,379 Who? 36 00:02:41,517 --> 00:02:42,965 Who killed Laura Palmer? 37 00:02:43,103 --> 00:02:44,689 It was huge. 38 00:02:48,413 --> 00:02:50,724 Ema, you too? 39 00:02:59,034 --> 00:03:00,413 I want a divorce. 40 00:03:00,551 --> 00:03:03,413 Darling, you're overreacting. This isn't about us. 41 00:03:03,551 --> 00:03:05,137 It's business. 42 00:03:05,275 --> 00:03:07,172 And I'm gonna sue you. 43 00:03:07,310 --> 00:03:09,410 - Hah. Bridge, calm down... - And you. 44 00:03:09,448 --> 00:03:13,241 Take your precious dolls and shove 'em up your ass! 45 00:03:13,379 --> 00:03:14,551 Yep... 46 00:03:20,689 --> 00:03:22,310 That went well. 47 00:04:04,517 --> 00:04:07,000 - See you tomorrow! - For the big day. 48 00:04:07,137 --> 00:04:08,275 Watch how you go! 49 00:06:00,000 --> 00:06:05,000 *CREDITS* 50 00:06:05,931 --> 00:06:07,655 Ah, please, please! 51 00:06:07,793 --> 00:06:11,172 - Please! Come on, one ticket! - No. And take that off. 52 00:06:11,310 --> 00:06:13,965 That show is fire! 53 00:06:14,103 --> 00:06:15,655 And you could get me VIP access. 54 00:06:15,793 --> 00:06:17,896 I am not getting you a ticket for Sword-Con, Tez. 55 00:06:18,034 --> 00:06:20,206 - Mum... - Because you won't need one. 56 00:06:20,344 --> 00:06:22,620 Because you're coming with me. 57 00:06:22,758 --> 00:06:24,172 Seriously? 58 00:06:24,310 --> 00:06:26,034 - What, you got a guest-list? - No. 59 00:06:26,172 --> 00:06:27,586 I've got an immigrant work ethic. 60 00:06:27,724 --> 00:06:29,482 Which you don't seem to have inherited. 61 00:06:29,620 --> 00:06:31,551 And a debt, which you will inherit. 62 00:06:31,689 --> 00:06:33,344 And if it's not paid off before I die, 63 00:06:33,482 --> 00:06:36,689 I'm gonna come back as something annoying with very sharp teeth. 64 00:06:38,517 --> 00:06:40,448 You're coming to work for me, Tez. 65 00:06:40,586 --> 00:06:43,517 And get a shower, we leave in ten minutes. 66 00:06:43,655 --> 00:06:45,931 Proper man smell that, look, Mum. 67 00:07:03,482 --> 00:07:05,206 Mum, turn this down! 68 00:07:16,413 --> 00:07:20,620 Oh my gosh! This is like medieval or something! What! 69 00:07:28,793 --> 00:07:29,896 Mrs. Sidhu, welcome. 70 00:07:30,034 --> 00:07:32,206 I'm Ema, Housekeeper of Ravenslair. 71 00:07:32,344 --> 00:07:33,724 I'm Tez. 72 00:07:33,862 --> 00:07:35,551 And what a lot of house to keep. 73 00:07:35,689 --> 00:07:37,137 Lovely to meet you, Ema. 74 00:07:37,275 --> 00:07:38,862 This place is sick! 75 00:07:39,000 --> 00:07:41,275 Take that off. 76 00:07:41,413 --> 00:07:42,724 You'll be doing the catering 77 00:07:42,862 --> 00:07:47,103 for Mr. Melville, his family, cast of the TV show 78 00:07:47,241 --> 00:07:48,655 and Super-pass holders, 79 00:07:48,793 --> 00:07:52,655 those rich and stupid enough to spend a thousand pounds 80 00:07:52,793 --> 00:07:54,275 to get up close and personal 81 00:07:54,413 --> 00:07:57,413 with the flawed reality of their heroes. 82 00:07:57,551 --> 00:08:01,172 And they've asked you... to wear these. 83 00:08:03,172 --> 00:08:04,655 Here you go, old crone. 84 00:08:04,793 --> 00:08:06,379 Oh, hah, no. 85 00:08:06,517 --> 00:08:08,379 I don't do wrinkles and white hair. 86 00:08:08,517 --> 00:08:10,862 "Beige don't age!" It's a cultural thing. 87 00:08:11,000 --> 00:08:13,034 Also a contractual thing. 88 00:08:13,172 --> 00:08:14,517 Sorry. 89 00:08:41,379 --> 00:08:43,620 Huh. Sword-Con, eh? 90 00:08:43,758 --> 00:08:45,931 May it be the first of many. 91 00:08:46,068 --> 00:08:48,689 Yeah, Dad, first of many. 92 00:08:48,827 --> 00:08:52,758 I'm... Zondar the Great. 93 00:08:58,206 --> 00:09:01,068 Welcome, Crone of the South. 94 00:09:01,206 --> 00:09:03,931 What brings you to my castle, peasant? 95 00:09:04,068 --> 00:09:05,620 If you put me on Tik-Tok again, 96 00:09:05,758 --> 00:09:07,068 I am gonna sign up and share 97 00:09:07,206 --> 00:09:09,379 the plop plop clip with the world. 98 00:09:09,517 --> 00:09:11,241 I thought you deleted that? 99 00:09:11,379 --> 00:09:14,206 Delete your first ever potty training video? Hmm? 100 00:09:14,344 --> 00:09:16,655 What else am I gonna show your future fiancé 101 00:09:16,793 --> 00:09:18,206 on our first supper together? 102 00:09:18,344 --> 00:09:21,172 - Oh. You're mental. - Why, thank you, mortal. 103 00:09:47,172 --> 00:09:49,379 Have a look, have a look at this... 104 00:09:51,344 --> 00:09:52,586 Thank you so much. 105 00:09:52,724 --> 00:09:55,241 Athdar! Can I get a photo? 106 00:09:55,379 --> 00:09:57,517 Uh, yeah! Of course. 107 00:10:18,034 --> 00:10:20,689 - Hey, babe. - Ah, hi. 108 00:10:20,827 --> 00:10:22,172 Have you seen my new doll? 109 00:10:22,310 --> 00:10:24,379 Given me a boob job, what's that all about? 110 00:10:24,517 --> 00:10:27,068 Ah, you do not need a boob job. 111 00:10:28,379 --> 00:10:30,379 Are you flirting with me, Artie? 112 00:10:30,517 --> 00:10:32,724 I'm just saying, you're perfect as you are. 113 00:10:32,862 --> 00:10:34,586 - I've got no penis. - Really? 114 00:10:34,724 --> 00:10:35,862 Okay. 115 00:10:36,000 --> 00:10:37,344 My doll, it's got no penis. 116 00:10:37,482 --> 00:10:39,000 - Lovely. - No balls either. 117 00:10:39,137 --> 00:10:40,931 We are talking of balls, anyone seen Bridget? 118 00:10:41,068 --> 00:10:42,551 She's not here yet. 119 00:10:42,689 --> 00:10:44,310 Artie, give her a call. 120 00:10:44,448 --> 00:10:45,827 I tried her three times last night 121 00:10:45,965 --> 00:10:47,344 and she's still blanking me. 122 00:10:47,482 --> 00:10:49,413 - And I was against it. - Against what? 123 00:10:50,689 --> 00:10:51,931 Episode ten. 124 00:10:52,068 --> 00:10:55,137 Oh, God, she didn't take it well? 125 00:11:00,620 --> 00:11:02,241 I could be an actor. 126 00:11:04,206 --> 00:11:07,482 You must find the place inside where everything is possible. 127 00:11:07,620 --> 00:11:09,551 How about you try and find the garlic salt instead? 128 00:11:09,689 --> 00:11:12,241 I got the costume on, feel like the character already. 129 00:11:12,379 --> 00:11:14,413 Say a few words, look moody. 130 00:11:16,000 --> 00:11:18,655 Oi! Oh. 131 00:11:18,793 --> 00:11:22,379 Having fans is overrated, believe me. 132 00:11:22,517 --> 00:11:24,241 Got a lot of fans then, granddad? 133 00:11:25,241 --> 00:11:27,551 Eddie Melville. Just a few. 134 00:11:29,034 --> 00:11:32,241 - Right. Yeah, I knew that! - Mm! 135 00:11:32,379 --> 00:11:33,896 You like bhajis, Mr. Melville? 136 00:11:34,034 --> 00:11:35,482 I am so sorry I slapped you. 137 00:11:35,620 --> 00:11:37,724 Mrs. Sidhu, of Sidhu's High Class Catering, 138 00:11:37,862 --> 00:11:39,793 Slough and environs. 139 00:11:39,931 --> 00:11:42,275 Oh, hi, Mrs. Sidhu. I'm Selene, we spoke on the phone. 140 00:11:42,413 --> 00:11:44,103 Oh, hello, Selene, lovely to meet you. 141 00:11:44,241 --> 00:11:46,310 Oh, dear, you do look stressed. 142 00:11:46,448 --> 00:11:48,344 Ginger tea? Or maybe just some gin? 143 00:11:48,482 --> 00:11:50,448 Oh, I wish, thanks, but no, sorry, I've got no time. 144 00:11:50,586 --> 00:11:52,137 Dad, Bridget's still not turned up. 145 00:11:52,275 --> 00:11:54,310 - I don't think she will. - Well, she has to! 146 00:11:54,448 --> 00:11:57,034 She's contractually obliged to do all the press and PA's. 147 00:11:57,172 --> 00:11:59,172 We're on in three minutes! So are you! 148 00:11:59,310 --> 00:12:01,275 Yes, yes. Oh! 149 00:12:01,413 --> 00:12:04,137 Oh, would you like me to follow on with some refreshments? 150 00:12:04,275 --> 00:12:07,620 - You read my mind. - It's what I do. 151 00:12:07,758 --> 00:12:09,448 Whose first? 152 00:12:13,034 --> 00:12:16,034 - Your name? - Tituba. Tituba Hemlock. 153 00:12:17,862 --> 00:12:20,206 T-U... 154 00:12:20,344 --> 00:12:23,241 Argh! Damn. Uh, one moment. 155 00:12:23,379 --> 00:12:25,482 Can't I just use a biro? 156 00:12:30,103 --> 00:12:31,965 Macha macaroon? 157 00:12:32,103 --> 00:12:34,068 Uh, ta. 158 00:12:34,206 --> 00:12:36,793 Crone of the South, nice. 159 00:12:36,931 --> 00:12:39,241 Queen of The East underneath. 160 00:12:45,068 --> 00:12:46,172 Here you are. 161 00:12:51,275 --> 00:12:52,448 - Hi. - Hello. 162 00:12:52,586 --> 00:12:54,344 - It's so nice to meet you! - Your name? 163 00:12:54,482 --> 00:12:56,103 I mean I've told them numerous times. 164 00:12:56,241 --> 00:12:58,448 I told my agent, I told my PA... 165 00:12:58,586 --> 00:13:00,413 Right, I've just spoken to Bridget's agent, 166 00:13:00,551 --> 00:13:02,068 he's assured me she's on route. 167 00:13:02,206 --> 00:13:03,482 I've delayed entry for ten minutes. 168 00:13:03,620 --> 00:13:05,482 Brilliant, I can go for a slash. 169 00:13:12,481 --> 00:13:14,103 - _ - Damn. 170 00:13:16,586 --> 00:13:18,965 Hi, it's Bridget, leave a message. 171 00:13:19,103 --> 00:13:20,448 Bridge, you okay? 172 00:13:20,586 --> 00:13:21,793 Where are ya? 173 00:13:21,931 --> 00:13:24,103 Listen, I'm sorry about the... 174 00:13:24,241 --> 00:13:25,620 Look, just give me a call, okay? 175 00:13:35,137 --> 00:13:37,896 Tez, put the coconut prawns on 176 00:13:38,034 --> 00:13:41,000 and keep an eye on the paneer kebabs. 177 00:13:41,137 --> 00:13:42,586 Mum, I'm all over it. 178 00:13:42,724 --> 00:13:44,172 Alright, bye. 179 00:13:48,034 --> 00:13:51,413 Alright, mate, you peaked too early? 180 00:14:04,448 --> 00:14:05,655 Bridge? 181 00:14:14,172 --> 00:14:15,275 Oh, my God! 182 00:14:23,206 --> 00:14:25,068 Oh, my God! 183 00:14:27,620 --> 00:14:29,620 Jesus, Christ on a bike. Bridget. 184 00:14:29,758 --> 00:14:31,344 No, no, no! No, no, don't. 185 00:14:31,482 --> 00:14:34,448 Don't touch anything until Forensics get here. 186 00:14:34,586 --> 00:14:35,689 Who are you? 187 00:14:35,827 --> 00:14:38,206 Mrs. Sidhu, of Sidhu's High Class Catering, 188 00:14:38,344 --> 00:14:40,310 Slough and environs. 189 00:14:40,448 --> 00:14:43,448 Ah, Bridget, Ah! 190 00:15:07,517 --> 00:15:08,821 Yes, so you said... 191 00:15:08,832 --> 00:15:10,137 Excuse me, sir. 192 00:15:10,275 --> 00:15:11,582 What you questioning my mum for? 193 00:15:11,620 --> 00:15:14,655 I found the body. Unfortunately. 194 00:15:15,793 --> 00:15:17,137 She's still in shock. 195 00:15:17,275 --> 00:15:19,275 Or maybe fortunately, 196 00:15:19,413 --> 00:15:21,517 because I actually do have a photographic memory. 197 00:15:23,241 --> 00:15:25,034 And you're here as? 198 00:15:25,172 --> 00:15:27,862 - Oh, caterer, chief caterer. - Ah. 199 00:15:46,103 --> 00:15:48,551 What is Sword-Con exactly? 200 00:15:48,689 --> 00:15:51,793 Fan convention, for "Swordmaster." 201 00:15:53,137 --> 00:15:55,034 The TV Series. 202 00:15:55,172 --> 00:15:57,275 It's massive. You haven't heard of it? 203 00:15:57,413 --> 00:15:58,758 Nope. 204 00:15:58,896 --> 00:16:01,103 Maybe you need to broaden your horizons, boss. 205 00:16:04,137 --> 00:16:06,000 No, I'm quite happy with my horizons. 206 00:16:07,482 --> 00:16:09,620 Any suspicious characters, Sergeant? 207 00:16:09,758 --> 00:16:11,068 All of them? 208 00:16:13,413 --> 00:16:14,689 Thanks. 209 00:16:23,793 --> 00:16:25,793 The Queen is dead. 210 00:16:25,931 --> 00:16:28,379 Found by one Cormac Burn. 211 00:16:28,517 --> 00:16:29,413 He's an actor, 212 00:16:29,551 --> 00:16:31,586 plays Nordis in "Swordmaster." 213 00:16:33,172 --> 00:16:34,482 Forensics estimate time of death 214 00:16:34,620 --> 00:16:37,689 between 11.30 and 12:00 midnight last night. 215 00:16:37,827 --> 00:16:39,896 No sign of a murder weapon. 216 00:16:40,034 --> 00:16:45,206 Suspected to be a knife with a 18 to 20 centimetre blade. 217 00:16:45,344 --> 00:16:47,931 Stab wounds to the gut and chest, 218 00:16:48,068 --> 00:16:49,793 severed carotid arteries. 219 00:16:49,931 --> 00:16:51,172 Oh, God. 220 00:16:51,310 --> 00:16:53,827 That's exactly how Zestra slayed Harkus. 221 00:16:56,275 --> 00:16:59,275 Bridget Anderson played Queen Zestra in "Swordmaster." 222 00:16:59,413 --> 00:17:01,275 Zestra killed her brother, Harkus 223 00:17:01,413 --> 00:17:03,617 by stabbing him in the gut and slitting his throat. 224 00:17:03,755 --> 00:17:04,893 Ah. Copycat killer? 225 00:17:05,031 --> 00:17:06,513 Well, yeah, but the first one wasn't real, so... 226 00:17:06,651 --> 00:17:09,924 - Yeah, I'm aware television isn't real. - Of course, sir. 227 00:17:09,962 --> 00:17:11,510 But some people find it harder to differentiate. 228 00:17:11,548 --> 00:17:13,372 - Crazy fan perhaps? - Well, possibly. 229 00:17:13,410 --> 00:17:14,686 Inspector! 230 00:17:15,789 --> 00:17:17,306 What are the chances? 231 00:17:17,444 --> 00:17:19,824 - Mrs. Sidhu? - Seriously? 232 00:17:19,962 --> 00:17:23,720 - And you're here... - Catering. Well, I was. 233 00:17:23,858 --> 00:17:24,893 Dressed as? 234 00:17:25,031 --> 00:17:27,375 Crone of the South. 235 00:17:27,513 --> 00:17:30,100 I was actually here when the body was found. 236 00:17:30,237 --> 00:17:31,651 Of course you were. 237 00:17:31,789 --> 00:17:34,341 Hope you've got your mojo back, Inspector. 238 00:17:34,479 --> 00:17:35,651 Mint. 239 00:17:37,306 --> 00:17:38,375 What if she's stalking you? 240 00:17:38,513 --> 00:17:41,513 - Oh, very funny. - I'm not joking. 241 00:17:41,651 --> 00:17:43,168 Cormac Byrne? 242 00:17:43,306 --> 00:17:45,272 - I'm DCI Burton. - I'm DS Mint. 243 00:17:45,410 --> 00:17:46,582 We'd like to ask you a few questions. 244 00:17:46,720 --> 00:17:49,789 - Please, take a seat. - Yeah, of course. 245 00:17:49,927 --> 00:17:52,513 It's proper weird, this. 246 00:17:52,651 --> 00:17:54,927 Usually it's me doing the questioning. 247 00:17:55,065 --> 00:17:57,168 Played a detective in my last job. 248 00:17:57,306 --> 00:17:59,582 DC Doyle, so I was. 249 00:17:59,720 --> 00:18:01,893 Three series. Anyway, I didn't work for two years after that. 250 00:18:02,031 --> 00:18:03,996 Till "Swordmaster" came along, and that saved my life. 251 00:18:04,134 --> 00:18:06,306 Sorry. Sorry. I'm rambling. Shit. 252 00:18:06,444 --> 00:18:07,686 I'm still shaking. 253 00:18:07,824 --> 00:18:09,548 It's okay, Cormac, try to relax. 254 00:18:09,686 --> 00:18:11,168 It must've been horrific 255 00:18:11,306 --> 00:18:13,582 for you to find your co-star like that. 256 00:18:13,720 --> 00:18:16,755 Aye, you could say that. 257 00:18:16,893 --> 00:18:19,617 Did you notice anyone else around when you found her? 258 00:18:19,755 --> 00:18:20,996 No. 259 00:18:21,134 --> 00:18:23,134 Except for the catering lady. Aye, she was there. 260 00:18:23,272 --> 00:18:24,617 Of course. 261 00:18:24,755 --> 00:18:26,686 She heard me screaming apparently. 262 00:18:26,824 --> 00:18:28,582 I can't even remember screaming. 263 00:18:28,720 --> 00:18:30,100 Were you close? 264 00:18:31,341 --> 00:18:32,617 - With Bridget? - Hm. 265 00:18:32,755 --> 00:18:34,134 Did you have a good working relationship? 266 00:18:34,272 --> 00:18:35,686 Yeah, I did, aye. 267 00:18:35,824 --> 00:18:38,755 Bridge was a grafter, no airs and all of that. 268 00:18:38,893 --> 00:18:40,686 Just one of us. 269 00:18:40,824 --> 00:18:42,720 And she was proper talented too. 270 00:18:44,582 --> 00:18:46,100 Do you have any leads, Detective? 271 00:18:46,237 --> 00:18:48,203 Give us a chance. 272 00:18:48,341 --> 00:18:49,996 Look, do you know of anyone who 273 00:18:50,134 --> 00:18:51,996 may have wanted to harm Bridget? 274 00:18:52,134 --> 00:18:53,582 No. 275 00:18:53,720 --> 00:18:56,410 I mean, there are some intense fans. 276 00:18:56,548 --> 00:18:57,962 Zestra was a controversial figure. 277 00:18:58,100 --> 00:19:01,237 She had her fair share of online haters and that. 278 00:19:01,375 --> 00:19:03,720 God, you're not thinking John Lennon, are you? 279 00:19:18,927 --> 00:19:20,272 Please be assured we won't rest 280 00:19:20,410 --> 00:19:22,375 until the perpetrator's been found. 281 00:19:22,513 --> 00:19:24,513 Now, given the very nature of the wounds, 282 00:19:24,651 --> 00:19:26,996 we could be looking at a copycat incident. 283 00:19:27,134 --> 00:19:28,582 Carried out by an obsessive fan. 284 00:19:28,720 --> 00:19:29,927 Oh, God. 285 00:19:30,065 --> 00:19:32,272 Every ticket holder had the address. 286 00:19:32,410 --> 00:19:33,824 And whose idea was that? 287 00:19:35,617 --> 00:19:37,341 Do you have CCTV covering the premises? 288 00:19:37,479 --> 00:19:39,548 Only at the entry gate, 289 00:19:39,686 --> 00:19:41,582 but we had full security for the convention. 290 00:19:41,720 --> 00:19:43,375 Too little too late. 291 00:19:44,513 --> 00:19:47,100 Anything at the back, near the woods? 292 00:19:48,306 --> 00:19:50,548 Has there been any trolling, 293 00:19:50,686 --> 00:19:53,134 disturbing behaviour on social media, 294 00:19:53,272 --> 00:19:54,548 any death threats? 295 00:19:54,686 --> 00:19:56,755 - Only from her own family. - Artie... 296 00:19:56,893 --> 00:19:58,651 Could you care to elaborate, please? 297 00:19:58,789 --> 00:20:01,720 They wanted to kill mum off, didn't they? 298 00:20:01,858 --> 00:20:03,789 She got hold of episode ten. 299 00:20:03,927 --> 00:20:06,720 She read her death scene... 300 00:20:06,858 --> 00:20:09,582 and, and if that hadn't happened, 301 00:20:09,720 --> 00:20:11,617 then mum wouldn't have gone out to the woods and 302 00:20:11,755 --> 00:20:13,134 she'd still be here! 303 00:20:17,893 --> 00:20:20,617 Apologies, Detective. Artie's in a lot of pain. 304 00:20:20,755 --> 00:20:22,479 It's true, we did decide 305 00:20:22,617 --> 00:20:24,893 to kill off Bridget's character, Queen Zestra. 306 00:20:26,375 --> 00:20:27,548 We felt it was the, 307 00:20:27,686 --> 00:20:29,479 the big dramatic moment the series needed. 308 00:20:29,617 --> 00:20:31,858 Zestra was like marmite. 309 00:20:31,996 --> 00:20:34,168 Some fans absolutely loved her. 310 00:20:34,306 --> 00:20:35,858 Others loved to hate her. 311 00:20:35,996 --> 00:20:37,720 Would you show me the footage? 312 00:20:37,858 --> 00:20:40,134 Yeah, of course. Follow me. 313 00:20:41,617 --> 00:20:43,375 Hmm. 314 00:20:43,513 --> 00:20:44,444 Um... 315 00:20:44,582 --> 00:20:46,617 - Chai? - To drink or to wear? 316 00:20:46,755 --> 00:20:48,858 Good one, partner! 317 00:20:49,996 --> 00:20:52,306 Did you know that Bridget was found dead 318 00:20:52,444 --> 00:20:54,617 next to a doll of her character? 319 00:20:54,755 --> 00:20:55,755 Actors? 320 00:20:55,893 --> 00:20:57,513 Well, don't you think that's weird? 321 00:20:57,651 --> 00:21:00,996 Well, not as weird as bumping into you again dressed like... 322 00:21:01,134 --> 00:21:02,375 Look, why don't we just stick to 323 00:21:02,513 --> 00:21:03,686 what we're being paid for? 324 00:21:03,824 --> 00:21:05,237 Good. Glad you agree. 325 00:21:05,375 --> 00:21:06,927 - Get that down you. - Thank you. 326 00:21:07,065 --> 00:21:10,272 Dear, oh, dear. It's all too much to take in. 327 00:21:10,410 --> 00:21:13,548 - Where's Eddie? - Locked himself in the study. 328 00:21:14,306 --> 00:21:15,893 Where is the study? 329 00:21:32,375 --> 00:21:33,996 Hello, it's Mrs. Sidhu 330 00:21:34,134 --> 00:21:37,410 of Sidhu's High Class Catering Slough and environs. 331 00:21:37,548 --> 00:21:39,444 I don't want anything! 332 00:21:39,582 --> 00:21:40,927 I know. 333 00:21:41,065 --> 00:21:45,479 But I do bring cardamon chai and homemade Indian sweets. 334 00:21:45,617 --> 00:21:47,720 Medically proven to be very good for shock. 335 00:21:55,203 --> 00:21:56,617 Thank you. 336 00:22:03,686 --> 00:22:04,893 There. 337 00:22:08,272 --> 00:22:10,100 Here you go. 338 00:22:12,375 --> 00:22:15,513 Go on. Plenty more where that came from. 339 00:22:15,651 --> 00:22:17,134 Plenty more. 340 00:22:22,237 --> 00:22:23,720 Doesn't feel real. 341 00:22:24,617 --> 00:22:26,134 This is as if we're all trapped 342 00:22:26,272 --> 00:22:28,272 inside one of my books and can't get out. 343 00:22:28,410 --> 00:22:30,479 Surely you wouldn't write anything so cruel. 344 00:22:31,651 --> 00:22:34,651 I've written events much more cruel. 345 00:22:34,789 --> 00:22:36,100 I feel this is karma. 346 00:22:36,237 --> 00:22:37,927 Oh, yeah, karma. She can be a right bitch. 347 00:22:41,410 --> 00:22:43,755 - I shouldn't laugh. - Why not? 348 00:22:43,893 --> 00:22:46,065 Life is mainly comedy plus tragedy. 349 00:22:46,203 --> 00:22:47,720 And eating through both. 350 00:22:47,858 --> 00:22:49,755 She threatened me with divorce. 351 00:22:49,893 --> 00:22:51,996 Hm. I used to threaten my husband with divorce 352 00:22:52,134 --> 00:22:54,168 every other week, I didn't mean it. 353 00:22:57,168 --> 00:22:59,927 I'm in a nightmare, Mrs. Sidhu. 354 00:23:00,065 --> 00:23:02,444 Shock, denial, anger, 355 00:23:02,582 --> 00:23:05,582 bargaining, depression, acceptance. 356 00:23:05,720 --> 00:23:07,237 All the stages of grief. 357 00:23:07,375 --> 00:23:10,203 Oh, plus, the wailing if you're Indian. Lots of wailing. 358 00:23:10,341 --> 00:23:11,927 Lots to look forward to then? 359 00:23:12,065 --> 00:23:13,893 Hm. 360 00:23:14,031 --> 00:23:16,651 It's Artie I worry about most. 361 00:23:16,789 --> 00:23:18,582 He dotes on his mother. 362 00:23:35,065 --> 00:23:36,893 Okay. Stop. 363 00:23:37,031 --> 00:23:39,548 Please go, just go back a bit. Yeah, there. 364 00:23:39,686 --> 00:23:41,203 That's just Gerry and Stan leaving. 365 00:23:41,341 --> 00:23:44,306 Yeah. I need to speak to your father. 366 00:23:45,824 --> 00:23:47,479 Okay. I'll take you up. 367 00:24:00,168 --> 00:24:02,065 That's my mum. 368 00:24:02,203 --> 00:24:03,824 She was incredible. 369 00:24:05,272 --> 00:24:07,065 She died when I was twelve. 370 00:24:07,203 --> 00:24:09,548 Ah, sorry. 371 00:24:09,686 --> 00:24:10,893 Yeah, me too. 372 00:24:13,031 --> 00:24:14,686 Shit, I've got to take this. 373 00:24:14,824 --> 00:24:16,582 Um, right. Dad's study, straight up there, 374 00:24:16,720 --> 00:24:18,479 second door on the right. You can't miss it. 375 00:24:18,617 --> 00:24:20,341 Thanks. 376 00:24:20,479 --> 00:24:22,375 Yeah, hold on. 377 00:24:22,513 --> 00:24:24,548 Yeah, I'm with him now. 378 00:24:24,686 --> 00:24:26,582 You know, in my community, after a bereavement 379 00:24:26,720 --> 00:24:29,513 we all take food around to the grieving family, 380 00:24:29,651 --> 00:24:32,134 so they don't have to cook, but mainly 381 00:24:32,272 --> 00:24:34,065 to show them love. 382 00:24:35,513 --> 00:24:38,444 Mr. Melville? DCI Burton. 383 00:24:38,582 --> 00:24:40,548 - Shall I get rid of him? - Yes. 384 00:24:40,686 --> 00:24:42,582 Er, no. 385 00:24:44,203 --> 00:24:45,962 Suppose I should talk to him. 386 00:24:46,100 --> 00:24:47,444 Hm. 387 00:24:54,100 --> 00:24:56,272 - Mrs. Sidhu. - Inspector. 388 00:24:56,410 --> 00:24:57,927 - On your way out? - No. 389 00:24:58,065 --> 00:25:00,410 I'll just be doing some tidying up, don't mind me. 390 00:25:00,548 --> 00:25:02,341 Pretend I'm not here. 391 00:25:02,479 --> 00:25:04,858 Mr. Melville, DCI Burton. 392 00:25:04,996 --> 00:25:06,858 I'm in charge of the case. 393 00:25:06,996 --> 00:25:09,134 I wanted to let you know, um, 394 00:25:09,272 --> 00:25:10,858 that we'll be doing everything we can 395 00:25:10,996 --> 00:25:12,479 to catch the perpetrator. 396 00:25:12,617 --> 00:25:14,962 And bring back the death penalty. 397 00:25:15,100 --> 00:25:16,893 Or a public stoning. 398 00:25:18,306 --> 00:25:20,513 Go on, try one. 399 00:25:22,893 --> 00:25:24,375 Thank you, Mrs. Sidhu. 400 00:25:24,513 --> 00:25:27,341 Would you mind if the inspector and I have a bit of privacy? 401 00:25:27,479 --> 00:25:30,824 Of course. Mr. Melville. Inspector. 402 00:25:30,962 --> 00:25:32,272 Mm. 403 00:25:38,720 --> 00:25:39,927 Mr. Melville, I'm aware 404 00:25:40,065 --> 00:25:41,306 this is a difficult time... 405 00:25:41,444 --> 00:25:43,134 It's trending on Twitter. 406 00:25:44,513 --> 00:25:46,306 Number one on streaming. 407 00:25:48,893 --> 00:25:50,444 Yeah, I know, it's insane. 408 00:25:51,582 --> 00:25:53,272 We need to handle this with kid gloves. 409 00:25:53,410 --> 00:25:56,375 Oh-oh, oi. Ah. 410 00:25:56,513 --> 00:25:58,410 Yeah, let's order a social media ban. 411 00:25:58,548 --> 00:26:00,617 I don't want any of the cast or crew commenting. 412 00:26:00,755 --> 00:26:03,341 Yeah, let's let everybody at Pomegranate PR know... 413 00:26:03,479 --> 00:26:04,789 and then can you call me back? 414 00:26:04,927 --> 00:26:06,651 And do you know of anyone who 415 00:26:06,789 --> 00:26:08,720 might have wanted to hurt Ms. Anderson? 416 00:26:08,858 --> 00:26:11,203 Did she share any concerns or fears? 417 00:26:11,341 --> 00:26:14,789 No. Parents were junkies, ended up in skid row. 418 00:26:15,996 --> 00:26:18,065 She worked since she was a kid, 419 00:26:18,203 --> 00:26:20,341 getting all the others out of the gutter. 420 00:26:21,513 --> 00:26:23,720 Never lost that spirit. 421 00:26:23,858 --> 00:26:25,444 Did she make any enemies? 422 00:26:25,582 --> 00:26:26,755 Stalkers? 423 00:26:26,893 --> 00:26:29,755 Any threats or disputes that you're aware of? 424 00:26:29,893 --> 00:26:31,134 No. 425 00:26:31,272 --> 00:26:33,548 You think this was a copycat killing? 426 00:26:35,168 --> 00:26:36,900 Is this my fault? 427 00:26:37,011 --> 00:26:39,011 _ 428 00:26:39,022 --> 00:26:40,622 _ 429 00:26:40,633 --> 00:26:42,433 _ 430 00:26:47,858 --> 00:26:49,651 Oh. All over this, are you? 431 00:26:49,789 --> 00:26:51,720 This is fire. 432 00:26:51,858 --> 00:26:54,375 Yes, and so will this be, literally, 433 00:26:54,513 --> 00:26:56,410 if you don't get your head out of whatever that is. 434 00:26:56,548 --> 00:26:57,755 The last episode of series 5 435 00:26:57,893 --> 00:26:59,651 of "Swordmaster," and I know what happens. 436 00:26:59,789 --> 00:27:01,065 Yeah, wonderful. 437 00:27:01,203 --> 00:27:03,134 I need you to know what happens here, in my kitchen. 438 00:27:03,272 --> 00:27:04,996 - She gets killed. - Who? 439 00:27:05,134 --> 00:27:07,272 Queen Zestra. 440 00:27:07,410 --> 00:27:09,237 - Bridget's character? - Exactly. 441 00:27:09,375 --> 00:27:10,927 Life imitating art, innit? 442 00:27:14,686 --> 00:27:16,134 Stir those. 443 00:27:17,100 --> 00:27:19,000 _ 444 00:27:35,548 --> 00:27:38,996 - Mint? - Boss, I've found something. 445 00:27:39,134 --> 00:27:41,824 Or rather... someone. 446 00:28:08,444 --> 00:28:11,508 - She is well dodge. - Uh, well dodge indeed. 447 00:28:11,519 --> 00:28:15,168 Get this over to Cyber for facial recognition. 448 00:28:15,306 --> 00:28:16,755 Yep, will do, boss. 449 00:29:13,962 --> 00:29:15,996 Tez, have you seen this knife? 450 00:29:19,893 --> 00:29:21,306 Oi! 451 00:29:21,444 --> 00:29:25,444 - Have you seen this knife? - Nah. 452 00:29:25,582 --> 00:29:29,203 - But I need a knife, why you putting the others back in? - Ah-ah-ah! 453 00:29:38,589 --> 00:29:39,800 Right turn. 454 00:29:39,837 --> 00:29:41,020 Inspector? 455 00:29:41,058 --> 00:29:44,648 Mrs. Sidhu with sharp utensils. Fantastic. 456 00:29:44,686 --> 00:29:45,904 Missing. 457 00:29:46,915 --> 00:29:49,582 There-there's a knife missing. 458 00:29:49,720 --> 00:29:51,651 One of it's lost? Check the dishwasher. 459 00:29:51,789 --> 00:29:53,927 Maybe. Maybe... 460 00:29:54,065 --> 00:29:57,375 it was the same knife that was used to kill Bridget Anderson. 461 00:29:57,513 --> 00:30:00,272 Look, I've got a knife missing in my block 462 00:30:00,410 --> 00:30:01,996 doesn't mean that I've killed someone. 463 00:30:02,134 --> 00:30:03,513 Sorry, is this how you cook? 464 00:30:03,651 --> 00:30:05,686 Sort of throw random ingredients together, 465 00:30:05,824 --> 00:30:07,617 hope something edible turns out? 466 00:30:07,755 --> 00:30:08,858 Got an ID on our witch. 467 00:30:08,996 --> 00:30:11,617 You're gonna love this, her name's Tituba Hem... 468 00:30:11,755 --> 00:30:13,272 Sorry, excuse me. 469 00:30:14,341 --> 00:30:15,893 Look. Seriously. 470 00:30:16,031 --> 00:30:20,617 One Tituba Neve Hemlock lives in a flat share. London, N16. 471 00:30:20,755 --> 00:30:22,456 Come on, let's go. 472 00:30:22,467 --> 00:30:24,168 What? Inspector... 473 00:30:29,720 --> 00:30:31,720 Alright, well, tell them filming of series five 474 00:30:31,858 --> 00:30:34,272 is on hold, and could they please respect our privacy... 475 00:30:34,410 --> 00:30:37,134 At this difficult time. 476 00:30:37,272 --> 00:30:39,065 Hey. One sec. 477 00:30:39,203 --> 00:30:40,824 You don't even feel, do you? 478 00:30:40,962 --> 00:30:42,858 Look, I'm gonna go. I'm gonna call you back. 479 00:30:44,927 --> 00:30:46,444 Where have you been? 480 00:30:46,582 --> 00:30:48,203 You always hated her. 481 00:30:48,341 --> 00:30:49,720 That is not true. 482 00:30:49,858 --> 00:30:51,444 She tried so hard with you. 483 00:30:51,582 --> 00:30:53,341 - I didn't hate her. - Hmm! 484 00:30:53,479 --> 00:30:55,410 I was a teenager, Artie. I was grieving my mum. 485 00:30:55,548 --> 00:30:58,410 Oh! I guess now I know what that feels like, right? 486 00:31:00,341 --> 00:31:03,479 - I'm sorry. Artie... - I don't need you! 487 00:31:06,272 --> 00:31:07,858 Except when you need a job. 488 00:31:10,479 --> 00:31:12,375 - I quit. - What? 489 00:31:12,513 --> 00:31:14,548 Yeah. I quit the show. 490 00:31:14,686 --> 00:31:15,789 You can't do that. 491 00:31:15,927 --> 00:31:17,720 Do you not think dad is struggling enough? 492 00:31:17,858 --> 00:31:20,548 Oh, dad doesn't care about "Swordmaster." 493 00:31:20,686 --> 00:31:22,479 He can't be asked to deliver a script. 494 00:31:22,617 --> 00:31:23,927 You can't quit. 495 00:31:24,065 --> 00:31:25,617 You're under contract. 496 00:31:25,755 --> 00:31:27,548 Then I'll break it. 497 00:31:27,686 --> 00:31:29,617 You wanted mum killed off for ratings, 498 00:31:29,755 --> 00:31:32,858 you wanted the convention in our home for PR. 499 00:31:32,996 --> 00:31:34,237 Giving our address out, 500 00:31:34,375 --> 00:31:36,755 and then some psycho breaks in and... 501 00:31:39,100 --> 00:31:40,306 You don't care about this family, 502 00:31:40,444 --> 00:31:43,134 all you care about is business. 503 00:31:44,168 --> 00:31:45,582 I pity you. 504 00:31:45,720 --> 00:31:47,927 You're like the lion without a heart. You are... 505 00:31:48,065 --> 00:31:49,617 Tin man. 506 00:31:51,341 --> 00:31:53,203 It was the tin man who didn't have a heart. 507 00:31:53,341 --> 00:31:54,858 Dad, are you drinking? 508 00:31:54,996 --> 00:31:56,686 Drinking and thinking. 509 00:31:56,824 --> 00:31:59,203 I'm calling a meeting. 8:00 p.m., dining room. 510 00:31:59,341 --> 00:32:01,513 Do not be late. 511 00:32:01,651 --> 00:32:04,168 I have an announcement to make. 512 00:32:07,100 --> 00:32:08,479 Mr. Melville? 513 00:33:01,000 --> 00:33:03,000 _ 514 00:33:09,000 --> 00:33:10,900 _ 515 00:33:21,720 --> 00:33:23,617 Dad? 516 00:33:25,168 --> 00:33:26,203 Dad? 517 00:33:28,617 --> 00:33:29,996 Dad! 518 00:34:16,000 --> 00:34:17,000 _ 519 00:34:20,479 --> 00:34:22,375 - Do you wanna get that? - Oh, yeah. 520 00:34:23,410 --> 00:34:24,927 It's from Janine. 521 00:34:25,065 --> 00:34:27,893 "What part of come and get your stuff do you not understand?" 522 00:34:35,720 --> 00:34:37,996 Oh! Tez! 523 00:34:40,548 --> 00:34:42,686 Oh, I told you to... Ugh. 524 00:34:44,962 --> 00:34:46,410 You can go. 525 00:34:46,548 --> 00:34:48,962 - What? - I'm letting you go. 526 00:34:49,100 --> 00:34:50,893 - Go where? - You're fired. 527 00:34:53,306 --> 00:34:55,824 - Fired? - Uh-huh. Off you pop. 528 00:34:58,341 --> 00:34:59,548 But how am I gonna get home? 529 00:34:59,686 --> 00:35:00,996 You still gotta pay me for all them hours! 530 00:35:01,134 --> 00:35:04,582 Oh, all of those hours, of course. 531 00:35:04,720 --> 00:35:06,134 Okay. 532 00:35:06,996 --> 00:35:09,065 There you go. Get a cab. Get out. 533 00:35:09,410 --> 00:35:10,479 What a score, that's it? 534 00:35:10,617 --> 00:35:12,824 I'll take it back if you want. 535 00:35:12,962 --> 00:35:14,444 I should report you. 536 00:35:14,582 --> 00:35:17,410 Who to? Sons of mothers who give them work? 537 00:35:17,548 --> 00:35:19,168 Google. 538 00:35:19,306 --> 00:35:20,513 Write a bad review. 539 00:35:20,651 --> 00:35:21,996 Write loads of bad reviews. 540 00:35:22,134 --> 00:35:23,927 "Mrs. Sidhu's cooking's proper shit." 541 00:35:24,065 --> 00:35:26,962 Ow! "Mrs. Sidhu physically abuses her staff." 542 00:35:27,100 --> 00:35:28,858 "Mrs. Sidhu is fed up of carrying 543 00:35:28,996 --> 00:35:31,134 her lazy loafer of a son!" 544 00:35:31,272 --> 00:35:34,168 No. Dad carried me. 545 00:35:34,306 --> 00:35:35,824 You just pushed me. 546 00:35:57,203 --> 00:35:58,755 No one appears to be home, Sir. 547 00:36:09,203 --> 00:36:11,444 - Witchy enough for ya? - Huh. 548 00:36:15,065 --> 00:36:16,548 Witchy enough. 549 00:36:17,617 --> 00:36:21,341 Where art thou Tituba Hemlock? 550 00:36:55,824 --> 00:36:57,548 You should go home, get some rest. 551 00:36:57,686 --> 00:37:01,306 You should. Check this out, Swordies Fan Forum. 552 00:37:01,444 --> 00:37:04,168 Tituba Hemlock had quite the presence. 553 00:37:04,306 --> 00:37:05,617 Super fan of Athdar. 554 00:37:05,755 --> 00:37:08,410 Not a fan of Queen Zestra, to say the least. 555 00:37:08,548 --> 00:37:12,858 Pages and pages of comments. Threats. Memes. 556 00:37:12,996 --> 00:37:14,341 Where do people find the time? 557 00:37:14,479 --> 00:37:17,996 Oh, and she cast a spell on Zestra. 558 00:38:10,134 --> 00:38:12,789 Six, seven, eight, five, nine, star. 559 00:38:51,306 --> 00:38:54,134 Six, seven, eight, five, nine, star... 560 00:39:26,410 --> 00:39:28,306 Queen Zestra. 561 00:40:18,651 --> 00:40:21,100 Ema, didn't know you were joining us. 562 00:40:21,237 --> 00:40:23,789 - Your father invited me. - Oh, okay. 563 00:40:25,789 --> 00:40:28,375 - Hi. - Hi. 564 00:40:32,168 --> 00:40:33,720 - Hi. - Yeah. 565 00:40:43,651 --> 00:40:44,927 Where's Artie? 566 00:40:45,065 --> 00:40:47,272 He was in his room on the PlayStation. I told him 8:00. 567 00:40:47,410 --> 00:40:48,927 He needs the escape. 568 00:40:49,065 --> 00:40:51,341 When mum died, I played "Dungeons and Dragons" nonstop. 569 00:40:51,479 --> 00:40:53,203 - Yeah. - I'll go and get him. 570 00:40:53,341 --> 00:40:55,755 Oh, no, please, um, you stay, enjoy your food. 571 00:40:55,893 --> 00:40:58,100 I can take him a little something. 572 00:40:58,237 --> 00:40:59,651 Where is Artie's room? 573 00:40:59,789 --> 00:41:03,100 Uh, top floor, take the back staircase. 574 00:41:09,203 --> 00:41:11,548 I won't keep you waiting any longer. 575 00:41:11,686 --> 00:41:14,134 I'll speak with Artie separately. 576 00:41:15,962 --> 00:41:18,927 I have thought long and hard. 577 00:41:19,065 --> 00:41:22,375 And I have come to a conclusion. 578 00:41:22,513 --> 00:41:26,548 There will be no more "Swordmaster." 579 00:41:26,686 --> 00:41:28,858 - Dad! - It's the right thing. 580 00:41:28,996 --> 00:41:31,582 The only thing to do. 581 00:41:31,720 --> 00:41:33,375 The queen is dead. 582 00:41:34,755 --> 00:41:36,617 My queen is dead. 583 00:41:36,755 --> 00:41:39,444 And "Swordmaster" will die with her. 584 00:41:39,582 --> 00:41:41,031 You can't! 585 00:41:41,168 --> 00:41:42,272 What about all the cast and crew 586 00:41:42,410 --> 00:41:43,617 that live and breathe the show? 587 00:41:43,755 --> 00:41:46,341 That rely on the work! What about the fans? 588 00:41:46,479 --> 00:41:47,824 Uncle Eddie, you're grieving. 589 00:41:47,962 --> 00:41:50,203 This isn't the time to be making big decisions. 590 00:41:50,341 --> 00:41:52,031 This is exactly the time! 591 00:41:52,168 --> 00:41:54,962 Look, you know when my Peg died 592 00:41:55,100 --> 00:41:57,720 I vowed that I would never set foot in that shop again. 593 00:41:57,858 --> 00:41:59,789 It was the shop got me through! 594 00:41:59,927 --> 00:42:01,962 Eddie, you can't quit. 595 00:42:04,927 --> 00:42:09,134 No more "Swordmaster." That's my final word. 596 00:42:19,824 --> 00:42:21,375 Oof! 597 00:42:23,893 --> 00:42:25,617 Sage? 598 00:42:27,134 --> 00:42:29,444 Artie, I brought you some snacks. 599 00:42:29,582 --> 00:42:31,582 You really ought to eat something. 600 00:42:33,893 --> 00:42:35,617 I recognise that sound! 601 00:42:35,755 --> 00:42:38,341 My son plays that silly game all the time. 602 00:42:42,168 --> 00:42:43,479 Artie? 603 00:42:44,410 --> 00:42:45,893 Are you okay? 604 00:43:04,996 --> 00:43:06,168 Somebody help! 605 00:43:06,306 --> 00:43:09,410 Quickly! Upstairs! 606 00:43:09,548 --> 00:43:11,065 - Quickly! - What's happened? 607 00:43:11,203 --> 00:43:12,720 We're coming! 608 00:43:18,375 --> 00:43:19,962 Check for a pulse. Is he breathing? 609 00:43:20,100 --> 00:43:22,065 - Artie! Artie! - He's overdosing. 610 00:43:22,203 --> 00:43:24,720 What's he done? What's he done? Shit! 611 00:43:24,858 --> 00:43:26,100 Artie! 612 00:43:26,237 --> 00:43:27,755 Right, let's get a move on! 613 00:43:27,893 --> 00:43:29,272 Artie? 614 00:43:29,410 --> 00:43:32,686 Ema, go and get the first-aid kit! Go! Go! Go! 615 00:43:32,824 --> 00:43:34,168 We might be too late. 616 00:43:34,306 --> 00:43:37,203 - Artie, can you wake up for me? - We might be too late. Too late 617 00:43:37,341 --> 00:43:38,651 What did you do? 618 00:43:38,789 --> 00:43:42,237 - Oh, God! - From one witch to another? 619 00:43:42,375 --> 00:43:44,410 - What happened? - Just found him! 620 00:43:44,548 --> 00:43:46,237 What the hell were you doing in here? 621 00:43:46,375 --> 00:43:48,686 I worried about him, all of them, 622 00:43:48,824 --> 00:43:50,479 proper bad energy in here. 623 00:43:51,858 --> 00:43:53,237 Artie! Is he okay? 624 00:43:53,375 --> 00:43:55,203 No! He's not bloody okay! 625 00:43:55,341 --> 00:43:56,548 Hey! Who's-who's she? 626 00:43:56,686 --> 00:43:57,686 She was at the stall this morning! 627 00:43:57,824 --> 00:43:59,031 Artie? Jesus! 628 00:43:59,168 --> 00:44:01,100 Don't you dare die on me, you little shit! 629 00:44:02,513 --> 00:44:04,617 - Artie! - Here you go, Selene. 630 00:44:12,479 --> 00:44:13,824 Okay. 631 00:44:15,031 --> 00:44:16,031 Okay, Artie. 632 00:44:23,341 --> 00:44:24,755 Come on, Artie! 633 00:44:24,893 --> 00:44:26,168 Come on, Artie, please... 634 00:44:26,306 --> 00:44:27,720 - Come on, Art. - You have to get up now. 635 00:44:27,858 --> 00:44:29,306 Please. He's not waking up! 636 00:44:29,444 --> 00:44:30,996 Come on, Artie, you can do this! 637 00:44:31,134 --> 00:44:32,996 - Come on. Come on. - Come on. 638 00:44:33,134 --> 00:44:34,306 Come on, Artie! 639 00:44:37,375 --> 00:44:39,203 - Oh, thank God! - He's okay. 640 00:44:39,341 --> 00:44:40,996 He's okay! Well done! 641 00:44:41,134 --> 00:44:42,686 Oh, my God! Oh, my God! 642 00:44:42,824 --> 00:44:44,824 Well done! Well done! 643 00:44:44,962 --> 00:44:47,341 Oh, God, Artie! 644 00:44:59,755 --> 00:45:03,203 Artie was using heroin a while back, 645 00:45:03,341 --> 00:45:04,996 but he... 646 00:45:05,134 --> 00:45:07,203 He'd been clean for about a year now, 647 00:45:07,341 --> 00:45:09,375 I think her death just... 648 00:45:09,513 --> 00:45:10,893 Sorry. 649 00:45:11,031 --> 00:45:12,168 Are you coming with us? 650 00:45:13,651 --> 00:45:15,306 No, dad, you go. 651 00:45:28,031 --> 00:45:29,341 We have an individual found 652 00:45:29,479 --> 00:45:31,513 in scene of Artie Melville's bedroom, 653 00:45:31,651 --> 00:45:33,996 matching the description of Tituba Hemlock. 654 00:45:38,962 --> 00:45:40,306 I didn't do anything. 655 00:45:40,444 --> 00:45:41,720 I was just trying to help. 656 00:45:41,858 --> 00:45:44,927 Yeah. Watch your step. This way. 657 00:45:45,065 --> 00:45:46,341 I just wanted to help. 658 00:45:46,479 --> 00:45:49,789 I-I-I didn't do anything. I-I just found him. 659 00:45:53,341 --> 00:45:54,617 I'm not convinced, Inspector. 660 00:45:54,755 --> 00:45:57,237 I think Tituba is a lost young woman 661 00:45:57,375 --> 00:45:59,237 who just took solace in "Swordmaster." 662 00:45:59,375 --> 00:46:01,789 But she's now a prime suspect in a murder case, 663 00:46:01,927 --> 00:46:03,134 and all roads lead to Rome. 664 00:46:03,272 --> 00:46:04,720 Not all. 665 00:46:04,858 --> 00:46:08,686 One leads to a secret meeting in the attic. 666 00:46:13,789 --> 00:46:14,755 Well, come on, it looks 667 00:46:14,893 --> 00:46:16,479 pretty incriminating, doesn't it? 668 00:46:16,617 --> 00:46:19,065 What, so Melville kills his wife to move on to the housekeeper? 669 00:46:19,203 --> 00:46:20,479 Nah, please. 670 00:46:20,617 --> 00:46:22,617 Yeah, I did think that at first, but then... 671 00:46:24,686 --> 00:46:26,134 I saw this... 672 00:46:26,272 --> 00:46:27,237 Where did you get that? 673 00:46:27,375 --> 00:46:28,789 Ema's cottage. 674 00:46:39,513 --> 00:46:42,341 Inspector, uh, maybe you should let me handle this. 675 00:46:42,479 --> 00:46:43,755 And I don't want you to speak... 676 00:46:43,893 --> 00:46:45,100 Were you and Eddie Melville having an affair? 677 00:46:45,237 --> 00:46:46,306 No. 678 00:46:46,444 --> 00:46:49,617 Do you care to explain... this? 679 00:46:51,203 --> 00:46:52,582 Who took this? 680 00:46:53,755 --> 00:46:56,031 You're a very talented artist, Ema. 681 00:46:56,168 --> 00:46:58,168 - It's just a hobby. - Just a hobby? 682 00:46:59,410 --> 00:47:01,789 This just a hobby? Hm? 683 00:47:03,237 --> 00:47:04,962 Did you draw this? 684 00:47:06,479 --> 00:47:08,927 What? Were you fantasising? 685 00:47:09,065 --> 00:47:10,410 Planning? 686 00:47:10,548 --> 00:47:11,824 Planning. 687 00:47:11,962 --> 00:47:13,410 I was planning. 688 00:47:14,789 --> 00:47:17,134 - And did you work alone? - The murder was my idea. 689 00:47:17,272 --> 00:47:19,237 - And did you do it? - Did you do it? 690 00:47:20,375 --> 00:47:22,824 No. I drew it. 691 00:47:22,962 --> 00:47:24,582 And then I wrote it. 692 00:47:25,824 --> 00:47:27,789 Planning. 693 00:47:27,927 --> 00:47:30,410 Story-lining, it's called. 694 00:47:30,548 --> 00:47:33,686 I come up with ideas for "Swordmaster." 695 00:47:33,824 --> 00:47:36,755 Eddie and I are close, but not for the reason you think. 696 00:47:36,893 --> 00:47:40,237 A couple of years ago, I found him drunk in the attic, 697 00:47:40,375 --> 00:47:41,720 he had a big deadline 698 00:47:41,858 --> 00:47:44,893 and confessed he hadn't even started the script. 699 00:47:46,617 --> 00:47:47,996 Well, go on. 700 00:47:48,134 --> 00:47:51,479 I found myself thinking about "Swordmaster" all the time. 701 00:47:51,617 --> 00:47:53,341 The characters, what they might do. 702 00:47:53,479 --> 00:47:55,927 I wrote notes to Eddie with ideas. 703 00:47:56,065 --> 00:47:57,548 Drew pictures. 704 00:47:57,686 --> 00:48:00,858 We'd meet in the attic, um, drink wine, 705 00:48:00,996 --> 00:48:02,927 talk about the stories. 706 00:48:03,065 --> 00:48:04,444 It was so exciting. 707 00:48:04,582 --> 00:48:06,686 Eddie said I was a natural, 708 00:48:06,824 --> 00:48:08,375 he tripled my salary 709 00:48:08,513 --> 00:48:10,755 and I started writing his scripts. 710 00:48:10,893 --> 00:48:15,479 Behind every successful man is a woman... tidying up. 711 00:48:15,617 --> 00:48:18,755 Zestra's death was my idea, but... 712 00:48:18,893 --> 00:48:20,444 I didn't kill Bridget. 713 00:48:22,341 --> 00:48:23,789 I was very fond of her. 714 00:48:23,927 --> 00:48:26,548 She was a force of nature. 715 00:48:26,686 --> 00:48:30,203 I used to think this place was a paradise, 716 00:48:30,341 --> 00:48:33,686 beautiful, idyllic, safe. 717 00:48:33,824 --> 00:48:35,237 But now... 718 00:48:36,065 --> 00:48:37,410 Here. 719 00:48:40,548 --> 00:48:42,927 Okay, Inspector! But, but what about the knife, huh? 720 00:48:43,065 --> 00:48:44,272 What about the dolls 721 00:48:44,410 --> 00:48:46,134 found next to Bridget and Artie? 722 00:48:46,272 --> 00:48:49,014 What about the suspect caught at the premises 723 00:48:49,025 --> 00:48:50,203 and on CCTV? 724 00:48:50,341 --> 00:48:51,617 What about time wise still 725 00:48:51,755 --> 00:48:53,444 indulging in your mid-life crisis? 726 00:48:53,582 --> 00:48:56,617 Yes, I am menopausal. What's your excuse? 727 00:48:56,755 --> 00:48:58,962 I don't believe that Tituba's guilty of murder. 728 00:48:59,100 --> 00:49:00,686 This is a witch hunt. Literally. 729 00:49:00,824 --> 00:49:02,720 And I know what that feels like. 730 00:49:02,858 --> 00:49:04,410 So do I! 731 00:49:04,548 --> 00:49:06,410 Believe it or not, you're not the only person 732 00:49:06,548 --> 00:49:08,168 in the world to feel misunderstood. 733 00:49:08,306 --> 00:49:11,651 Just go home, Mrs. Sidhu. Please. 734 00:49:18,789 --> 00:49:22,479 For the tape, Ms. Hemlock has waived the right to a solicitor. 735 00:49:22,617 --> 00:49:26,134 Tituba Neve Hemlock. 736 00:49:28,100 --> 00:49:29,168 Is that your birth name? 737 00:49:29,306 --> 00:49:30,755 It's my rebirth name. 738 00:49:32,168 --> 00:49:33,720 It's all legal. I changed it by deed poll. 739 00:49:33,858 --> 00:49:35,617 Okay, let's start at the beginning. 740 00:49:35,755 --> 00:49:37,479 What were you doing at Ravenslair last night? 741 00:49:37,617 --> 00:49:38,962 'Cause we got you on CCTV. 742 00:49:39,100 --> 00:49:41,203 - Having a peek. - A peek? 743 00:49:41,341 --> 00:49:43,479 That gaff. You gotta admit it's pretty awesome. 744 00:49:43,617 --> 00:49:45,893 So awesome that you decided to break in? 745 00:49:46,996 --> 00:49:49,237 I sensed bad energy. 746 00:49:49,375 --> 00:49:50,927 Then I heard about Bridget Anderson's death, 747 00:49:51,065 --> 00:49:52,134 my fears were confirmed. 748 00:49:52,272 --> 00:49:55,893 Someone's put a hex on Ravenslair. 749 00:49:56,031 --> 00:49:59,375 Okay. What were you doing in Artie Melville's bedroom? 750 00:49:59,513 --> 00:50:01,755 I were gonna cleanse the energy and then I found 751 00:50:01,893 --> 00:50:04,548 Athdar, Artie passed out on the floor. 752 00:50:04,686 --> 00:50:07,479 I froze. Before I knew it, everyone rushed in. 753 00:50:07,617 --> 00:50:10,100 The "Swordmaster" convention started today, 754 00:50:10,237 --> 00:50:11,479 why arrive the night before? 755 00:50:11,617 --> 00:50:13,031 I got an Airbnb close by, 756 00:50:13,168 --> 00:50:14,548 wanted to make the most of the day. 757 00:50:14,686 --> 00:50:16,548 You're quite the avid "Swordmaster" fan, aren't you? 758 00:50:16,686 --> 00:50:19,444 Keen contributor to the Swordies Forum. 759 00:50:19,582 --> 00:50:21,272 We all need a little connection. 760 00:50:21,410 --> 00:50:23,996 Yeah, but you're not a fan of Queen Zestra? 761 00:50:24,134 --> 00:50:25,651 No. 762 00:50:25,789 --> 00:50:27,582 You cast a spell on her? 763 00:50:27,720 --> 00:50:28,996 She killed Harkus! 764 00:50:29,134 --> 00:50:32,168 Whom you seem to post quite a lot of fan art about. 765 00:50:32,306 --> 00:50:35,306 Quite erotic most of it, if that's the right word. 766 00:50:35,444 --> 00:50:39,548 And you, unable to separate fantasy from reality, 767 00:50:39,686 --> 00:50:42,617 killed Bridget Anderson as an act of revenge. 768 00:50:42,755 --> 00:50:43,720 No! 769 00:50:43,858 --> 00:50:45,100 What were you doing last night between 770 00:50:45,237 --> 00:50:46,824 11.45 p.m. and half past midnight? 771 00:50:46,962 --> 00:50:48,375 In were in my Airbnb. 772 00:50:48,513 --> 00:50:50,031 Can anyone vouch for that? 773 00:50:50,168 --> 00:50:51,203 I were alone. 774 00:50:51,341 --> 00:50:53,444 Did you collect the keys from anyone? 775 00:50:53,582 --> 00:50:56,134 I got them from the lock box at front of the cottage. 776 00:50:56,272 --> 00:50:58,065 Oh, well, that's convenient. 777 00:50:58,203 --> 00:51:01,375 I didn't kill Zestra, Bridget, 778 00:51:01,513 --> 00:51:03,065 I only cast a spell on her, I swear! 779 00:51:03,203 --> 00:51:05,582 Yes, the Subitus mortis spell. 780 00:51:05,720 --> 00:51:06,858 Sudden death. 781 00:51:17,617 --> 00:51:19,755 How is our witch? Confessed yet? 782 00:51:19,893 --> 00:51:22,824 No. Not quite, it's only a matter of time. 783 00:51:22,962 --> 00:51:24,686 Could drown her. 784 00:51:24,824 --> 00:51:27,444 If she floats, she's guilty, and if she sinks, she's innocent. 785 00:51:30,410 --> 00:51:31,789 No, but seriously, 786 00:51:31,927 --> 00:51:32,996 you have got to get 787 00:51:33,134 --> 00:51:34,686 something out of her, otherwise... 788 00:51:34,824 --> 00:51:36,479 Yeah, don't worry. 789 00:51:40,203 --> 00:51:42,444 Got some news about our Tituba. 790 00:51:42,582 --> 00:51:45,341 Oh, yeah? You see! Alright, come on. 791 00:51:45,479 --> 00:51:48,203 Her Airbnb on Appleton Road, 792 00:51:48,341 --> 00:51:50,513 footage from a neighbour's Ring-Cam shows Tituba 793 00:51:50,651 --> 00:51:54,134 entering the property at 11.38 p.m. Friday night. 794 00:51:54,272 --> 00:51:55,444 If she's on Appleton Road, 795 00:51:55,582 --> 00:51:57,306 a 20-minute drive from Ravenslair. 796 00:51:57,444 --> 00:51:59,065 There's no way she could have killed Bridget 797 00:51:59,203 --> 00:52:01,686 between 11.30 p.m. and 12:00 midnight. 798 00:52:32,200 --> 00:52:33,900 _ 799 00:52:35,548 --> 00:52:37,755 What am I not seeing, Pops? 800 00:52:47,500 --> 00:52:49,300 _ 801 00:52:52,824 --> 00:52:53,996 Morning. 802 00:52:55,272 --> 00:52:56,858 Want some toast? 803 00:52:56,996 --> 00:52:58,100 I'm not talking to you. 804 00:52:58,237 --> 00:52:59,686 And I'm not eating carbs. 805 00:53:01,375 --> 00:53:02,996 Mum, you gonna drop me at the gym? 806 00:53:03,134 --> 00:53:04,617 Gym? What, you? 807 00:53:04,755 --> 00:53:07,031 Boxing gym. I'm starting training. 808 00:53:07,168 --> 00:53:08,789 Hear that, Pops? 809 00:53:08,927 --> 00:53:11,927 Yournanaused to love watching the boxing. 810 00:53:12,065 --> 00:53:13,375 So you gonna drop me, yeah? 811 00:53:13,513 --> 00:53:17,824 If it's on the way to Newton Police station, yeah. 812 00:53:27,651 --> 00:53:29,100 Ms. Hemlock? 813 00:53:32,134 --> 00:53:33,168 You're free to go. 814 00:53:33,306 --> 00:53:36,237 - Your alibi checks out. - Finally. 815 00:53:36,375 --> 00:53:37,755 Yeah, well the family may still wanna 816 00:53:37,893 --> 00:53:39,824 press charges for the trespassing, but... 817 00:53:39,962 --> 00:53:42,720 The family's still in trouble. Definitely sensed a hex. 818 00:53:42,858 --> 00:53:44,410 Tell them to look me up if they want help, 819 00:53:44,548 --> 00:53:46,893 @TitubaHemlock, I'm on all socials. 820 00:53:47,031 --> 00:53:48,203 I cleansed the cell. 821 00:53:48,341 --> 00:53:49,962 Some pretty neg vibes in there you know. 822 00:53:50,100 --> 00:53:53,168 - _ - Yeah, well, sure. 823 00:53:53,306 --> 00:53:55,100 Ugh, um, follow me. 824 00:53:57,237 --> 00:53:59,168 You need your chakras seeing too. 825 00:54:03,513 --> 00:54:06,479 Forensics report confirmed Bridget Anderson was killed 826 00:54:06,617 --> 00:54:08,031 by a knife wound to the left atrium 827 00:54:08,168 --> 00:54:09,306 and pulmonary artery. 828 00:54:09,444 --> 00:54:11,755 The cut to the throat came after. 829 00:54:12,789 --> 00:54:14,065 Interesting. 830 00:54:14,203 --> 00:54:15,893 And now we're back to square one. 831 00:54:16,031 --> 00:54:18,617 De Vries is not a happy bunny. 832 00:54:18,755 --> 00:54:20,100 - Sir? - What! 833 00:54:20,237 --> 00:54:21,686 Your auntie is here. 834 00:54:21,824 --> 00:54:24,513 I did ask her to wait at reception, but she sort of, 835 00:54:24,651 --> 00:54:25,893 overruled me. 836 00:54:27,513 --> 00:54:29,479 Yeah, she does that. 837 00:54:29,617 --> 00:54:31,789 - Don't worry. - Morning! 838 00:54:31,927 --> 00:54:33,341 Auntie! 839 00:54:33,479 --> 00:54:36,617 What brings you to the workplace of your favourite nephew? 840 00:54:36,755 --> 00:54:37,962 Auntie?! 841 00:54:38,100 --> 00:54:41,272 Morning, Mint, fruit plate? Pastry? 842 00:54:41,410 --> 00:54:45,203 Mrs. Sidhu, this is ridiculous. 843 00:54:46,306 --> 00:54:48,444 - And a little bit creepy. - I know. 844 00:54:48,582 --> 00:54:50,617 But wait till you see this. 845 00:54:52,858 --> 00:54:56,031 Zack B. Wild. Who does he look like? 846 00:54:56,168 --> 00:54:58,065 Artie Melville. 847 00:54:58,203 --> 00:54:59,479 He's the spit! 848 00:54:59,617 --> 00:55:00,341 Exactly! 849 00:55:00,479 --> 00:55:01,824 And if he were to spit on 850 00:55:01,962 --> 00:55:04,100 whatever it is you have to spit on for a DNA test, 851 00:55:04,237 --> 00:55:06,789 I would bet my heavily mortgaged house, 852 00:55:06,927 --> 00:55:08,686 he's Artie's father. 853 00:55:10,203 --> 00:55:12,031 Because as you can see 854 00:55:12,168 --> 00:55:14,203 Eddie Melville most certainly isn't. 855 00:55:14,341 --> 00:55:16,168 And Bridget was paying money 856 00:55:16,306 --> 00:55:18,272 to this Zack B. Wild. 857 00:55:18,410 --> 00:55:21,755 Well, go on, look him up. Zack B. Wild. Musician. 858 00:55:21,893 --> 00:55:24,100 Okay. 859 00:55:27,100 --> 00:55:29,237 No criminal record. 860 00:55:31,824 --> 00:55:33,479 Oh, he's on Twitter. 861 00:55:35,031 --> 00:55:38,272 Gig photo. On stage with some band 862 00:55:38,410 --> 00:55:41,203 called The Hawks last night. In Montreal. 863 00:55:41,341 --> 00:55:44,168 Well... 864 00:55:44,306 --> 00:55:46,893 Well, that rules him out. 865 00:55:47,031 --> 00:55:48,341 Doesn't it? 866 00:55:49,444 --> 00:55:51,203 Do you know where reception is? 867 00:55:52,341 --> 00:55:53,962 Don't gloat. 868 00:55:54,100 --> 00:55:55,686 It's very unattractive. 869 00:56:00,789 --> 00:56:02,237 Okay, get in touch with the venue, 870 00:56:02,375 --> 00:56:03,755 make sure it was him on stage last night. 871 00:56:03,893 --> 00:56:05,237 I'll check it out. 872 00:56:05,375 --> 00:56:09,375 Although... that could be motive for Bridget's murder. 873 00:56:09,513 --> 00:56:12,410 Eddie Melville finds out he's not the dad... 874 00:56:13,996 --> 00:56:15,927 Yes! About time. 875 00:56:16,065 --> 00:56:18,651 Bridget Anderson's phone records just came through. 876 00:56:18,789 --> 00:56:19,755 Finally. 877 00:56:22,582 --> 00:56:23,962 Hmm. 878 00:56:24,100 --> 00:56:25,513 Clandestine meetings? 879 00:56:25,651 --> 00:56:28,410 Mmm. Threats to keep quiet. 880 00:56:28,548 --> 00:56:30,065 The end of an affair? 881 00:56:30,203 --> 00:56:31,824 Unsaved number, 882 00:56:31,962 --> 00:56:34,996 that is the person she was meeting before she died. 883 00:56:35,134 --> 00:56:38,617 And check this out. Saved as "CO." 884 00:56:38,755 --> 00:56:39,755 Open the attachment. 885 00:56:40,962 --> 00:56:41,858 - Oh. - Jesus. 886 00:56:41,996 --> 00:56:44,479 He is packing. 887 00:56:44,617 --> 00:56:46,513 Well, yeah... but it's... 888 00:56:46,651 --> 00:56:48,100 It's just the angle. 889 00:56:48,237 --> 00:56:50,375 I am so sorry. 890 00:56:50,513 --> 00:56:53,410 I think I left my Tupper... Is that a penis? 891 00:56:53,548 --> 00:56:55,306 Why are you looking at a penis? 892 00:56:55,444 --> 00:56:57,203 I-it's a suspect penis. 893 00:56:57,341 --> 00:56:59,203 Mm. Aren't they all? 894 00:57:21,134 --> 00:57:23,031 Mr. Melville, could we have a word? 895 00:57:23,168 --> 00:57:24,375 Yeah. Mm. 896 00:57:45,000 --> 00:57:46,100 _ 897 00:57:51,000 --> 00:57:52,200 _ 898 00:58:13,306 --> 00:58:15,168 We've got him a place in rehab, 899 00:58:15,306 --> 00:58:16,617 he'll be transferred this afternoon. 900 00:58:16,755 --> 00:58:19,065 Tituba Hemlock, her alibi checked out, 901 00:58:19,203 --> 00:58:20,444 so we've had to release her. 902 00:58:20,582 --> 00:58:22,375 She is batshit, 903 00:58:22,513 --> 00:58:24,341 I mean, somewhat deluded, 904 00:58:24,479 --> 00:58:26,479 thinks someone's put a hex on your house. 905 00:58:26,617 --> 00:58:29,100 You can still press charges for trespassing should you wish? 906 00:58:29,237 --> 00:58:30,996 No. 907 00:58:31,134 --> 00:58:32,893 Perhaps she's right about the hex. 908 00:58:33,031 --> 00:58:34,513 Mr. Melville... 909 00:58:34,651 --> 00:58:36,651 why did you hire a private detective 910 00:58:36,789 --> 00:58:37,858 to follow your wife? 911 00:58:37,996 --> 00:58:40,513 What can you tell us about Zack B. Wild? 912 00:58:42,651 --> 00:58:44,065 Wild. 913 00:58:44,203 --> 00:58:46,824 When did you find out that he was Artie's biological father? 914 00:58:46,962 --> 00:58:49,065 Couple of months ago. Why? 915 00:58:49,203 --> 00:58:51,755 Must have put a strain on the marriage. 916 00:58:51,893 --> 00:58:53,203 I was bloody furious! 917 00:58:53,341 --> 00:58:54,513 Yes, there were arguments. 918 00:58:54,651 --> 00:58:57,582 Yes, I thought about divorcing Bridget. 919 00:58:57,720 --> 00:58:59,824 Did I kill her? 920 00:58:59,962 --> 00:59:01,237 No. 921 00:59:01,375 --> 00:59:03,479 Why was Bridget giving Wild money? 922 00:59:03,617 --> 00:59:06,031 Wild threatened to go to the press. 923 00:59:06,168 --> 00:59:08,789 Tell the truth about Artie. 924 00:59:08,927 --> 00:59:11,893 Bridget was determined to quieten him down, 925 00:59:12,031 --> 00:59:13,686 deal with it herself. 926 00:59:13,824 --> 00:59:16,065 Do you think Wild had something to do with your wife's death? 927 00:59:16,203 --> 00:59:19,134 He was a weak man. A chancer. 928 00:59:19,272 --> 00:59:20,686 Didn't even want to meet his son. 929 00:59:20,824 --> 00:59:23,168 Only wanted to profit from him. 930 00:59:23,306 --> 00:59:25,272 But Zack's not a murderer. 931 00:59:26,203 --> 00:59:27,996 He's Canadian. 932 00:59:28,134 --> 00:59:30,272 What? So he couldn't be a murderer? 933 00:59:30,410 --> 00:59:32,444 He lives in Canada. 934 00:59:34,513 --> 00:59:38,858 She chose me as Artie's dad. 935 00:59:38,996 --> 00:59:40,858 Mr. Melville... 936 00:59:40,996 --> 00:59:42,893 Throughout your marriage, 937 00:59:43,031 --> 00:59:44,375 were you both faithful? 938 00:59:45,444 --> 00:59:46,617 What you getting at? 939 00:59:46,755 --> 00:59:49,100 You'd better have a look at these messages. 940 00:59:52,824 --> 00:59:55,203 Who the hell was sending pictures 941 00:59:55,341 --> 00:59:57,444 of his todger to my wife? 942 01:00:16,824 --> 01:00:18,582 Hello, Stan. 943 01:00:18,720 --> 01:00:20,444 Oh, Mrs. Sidhu, 944 01:00:20,582 --> 01:00:21,893 what brings you down here? 945 01:00:22,031 --> 01:00:24,582 Seva, which in the Indian Sikh tradition 946 01:00:24,720 --> 01:00:26,168 means selfless service. 947 01:00:26,306 --> 01:00:28,375 Which also translates as, 948 01:00:28,513 --> 01:00:30,237 samosas and lemon drizzle cake? 949 01:00:30,375 --> 01:00:32,962 Oh, you're too kind. 950 01:00:33,100 --> 01:00:34,789 Uh. Fancy a cuppa? 951 01:00:34,927 --> 01:00:36,548 - I'd love one. - Great. 952 01:00:37,893 --> 01:00:40,720 This looks just like one of my family albums. 953 01:00:40,858 --> 01:00:42,755 All the generations together with their, 954 01:00:42,893 --> 01:00:44,548 hmm, smile for the camera face. 955 01:00:46,031 --> 01:00:47,755 You all seem very close. 956 01:00:47,893 --> 01:00:52,858 Yeah, we were all close as kids, inseparable. 957 01:00:52,996 --> 01:00:56,927 Then Eddie got his success and fame, stole him away. 958 01:00:57,065 --> 01:00:58,789 But, uh, when his first wife, 959 01:00:58,927 --> 01:01:01,237 Angelique, died, I was the one who picked him up. 960 01:01:01,375 --> 01:01:02,927 Got him functioning again. 961 01:01:03,065 --> 01:01:05,651 That's when we moved into here, into the cottage. 962 01:01:05,789 --> 01:01:07,996 Ah, so nice and handy for Ravenslair. 963 01:01:09,651 --> 01:01:11,858 It's just through the woods, only five minute walk. 964 01:01:11,996 --> 01:01:13,203 Perfect. 965 01:01:13,341 --> 01:01:15,168 Gerry insisted on driving it. 966 01:01:15,306 --> 01:01:17,031 Says I got to take it easy, 967 01:01:17,168 --> 01:01:18,479 won't let me do anything 968 01:01:18,617 --> 01:01:20,410 strenuous since I had the stroke. 969 01:01:20,548 --> 01:01:23,375 I say, "Five minute walk isn't strenuous!" 970 01:01:23,513 --> 01:01:26,168 But he's paranoid, since his mum died, 971 01:01:26,306 --> 01:01:28,893 scared of losing me too. 972 01:01:29,031 --> 01:01:32,203 So tragic, you and Eddie, both losing your wives. 973 01:01:32,341 --> 01:01:33,375 Yeah, well... 974 01:01:33,513 --> 01:01:36,651 At least my Peg made it to 58. 975 01:01:36,789 --> 01:01:39,100 Angelique was 35. 976 01:01:39,237 --> 01:01:41,789 And now, Bridget's murder. 977 01:01:41,927 --> 01:01:45,031 Don't think Eddie's taken it in yet. 978 01:01:45,168 --> 01:01:48,134 He's... still in shock. Well, we all are. 979 01:01:48,272 --> 01:01:49,858 You don't get over it. 980 01:01:49,996 --> 01:01:53,617 You just get used to the crack in your heart. 981 01:01:53,755 --> 01:01:56,134 I lost my husband too. 982 01:01:58,962 --> 01:02:00,031 Welcome to the club. 983 01:02:03,203 --> 01:02:05,582 Fancy another cuppa? 984 01:02:05,720 --> 01:02:08,410 Only if I can use your bathroom first. 985 01:02:39,582 --> 01:02:41,031 You find it alright? 986 01:02:41,168 --> 01:02:43,237 Yes! Found it! 987 01:02:55,306 --> 01:02:56,720 Thanks for the grub. 988 01:02:56,858 --> 01:02:58,617 That's just what the doctor ordered. 989 01:02:58,755 --> 01:03:02,065 - Oh, thank you for the tea. - Oh, you're welcome. 990 01:03:02,203 --> 01:03:03,720 Glad of the company. 991 01:03:04,617 --> 01:03:06,134 Bye-bye, Stan. 992 01:03:21,651 --> 01:03:22,755 Right. 993 01:03:36,479 --> 01:03:37,548 Hmm. 994 01:03:42,789 --> 01:03:45,479 You, my lady, 995 01:03:45,617 --> 01:03:47,134 are a fake! 996 01:03:52,375 --> 01:03:53,444 Can you explain the relationship 997 01:03:53,582 --> 01:03:55,341 between yourself and Bridget Anderson? 998 01:03:55,479 --> 01:03:57,893 I told youse, we were co-actors. 999 01:03:58,031 --> 01:03:59,755 We got on great. 1000 01:04:01,100 --> 01:04:02,375 Bridge was a fine actress. 1001 01:04:02,513 --> 01:04:04,893 Down to earth, good for the banter, you know? 1002 01:04:06,031 --> 01:04:07,444 Why? 1003 01:04:07,582 --> 01:04:10,789 Well, we found some messages on Mrs. Anderson's phone. 1004 01:04:10,927 --> 01:04:11,927 Sent form you. 1005 01:04:12,065 --> 01:04:13,858 - Right. - Did you send this photo? 1006 01:04:16,651 --> 01:04:17,479 Cormac? 1007 01:04:17,617 --> 01:04:19,065 Look, I was stupid, okay, 1008 01:04:19,203 --> 01:04:21,031 I misread the signs. 1009 01:04:21,168 --> 01:04:22,720 I'm a frecking eejit. 1010 01:04:23,755 --> 01:04:25,100 You misread the signs? 1011 01:04:25,237 --> 01:04:26,927 Bridge was always flirting with me. 1012 01:04:27,065 --> 01:04:28,341 I couldn't believe my luck. 1013 01:04:28,479 --> 01:04:30,203 I mean, as a teenager, I used to watch her 1014 01:04:30,341 --> 01:04:31,755 in "Westside Cop," I had a massive crush on her. 1015 01:04:31,893 --> 01:04:33,755 So you sent her a picture of your penis? 1016 01:04:33,893 --> 01:04:35,617 That's about the size of it. 1017 01:04:35,755 --> 01:04:36,824 No pun intended. 1018 01:04:36,962 --> 01:04:39,686 Look, I was drunk, 1019 01:04:39,824 --> 01:04:40,858 thought she was into me. 1020 01:04:40,996 --> 01:04:42,031 Well, it wasn't reciprocated? 1021 01:04:42,168 --> 01:04:43,444 No. 1022 01:04:43,582 --> 01:04:45,168 'Cause then I realised that she kinda flirted 1023 01:04:45,306 --> 01:04:47,203 with everyone, that's just, uh, who she was. 1024 01:04:47,341 --> 01:04:49,100 So how did that make you feel? 1025 01:04:49,237 --> 01:04:51,100 Jealous? Angry? 1026 01:04:51,237 --> 01:04:52,306 Mortified. 1027 01:04:52,444 --> 01:04:53,996 And what about the other messages? 1028 01:04:54,134 --> 01:04:56,031 Hmm? Threatened. 1029 01:04:56,168 --> 01:04:58,893 Planning to meet Ms. Anderson the night she was murdered. 1030 01:04:59,031 --> 01:05:00,548 Did you send these? 1031 01:05:03,410 --> 01:05:05,100 That's not me! That's not my number. 1032 01:05:05,237 --> 01:05:07,272 You don't have a second phone? 1033 01:05:07,410 --> 01:05:09,237 Believe me, I'm not that smooth. 1034 01:05:09,375 --> 01:05:11,203 Or maybe you're just a good actor. 1035 01:05:12,617 --> 01:05:15,548 Tell me how you found Ms. Anderson's body. 1036 01:05:15,686 --> 01:05:17,306 I told youse, I went for a slash. 1037 01:05:17,444 --> 01:05:19,410 - Her body was in the woods. - Convenient. 1038 01:05:19,548 --> 01:05:21,858 No, it wasn't convenient. It was horrific. 1039 01:05:21,996 --> 01:05:23,789 And also somewhat suspicious. 1040 01:05:23,927 --> 01:05:26,686 I swear, I am no killer. 1041 01:05:26,824 --> 01:05:29,444 Look at me! I can't even get cast as a killer. 1042 01:05:29,582 --> 01:05:30,858 I still live at home with my ma. 1043 01:05:30,996 --> 01:05:32,203 So did Norman Bates. 1044 01:05:32,341 --> 01:05:34,582 Now tell me, what were you doing 1045 01:05:34,720 --> 01:05:39,031 between the hours of 11.45 p.m. on Friday and 12:30. 1046 01:05:39,168 --> 01:05:41,100 I was picking ma up from work. 1047 01:05:41,237 --> 01:05:42,789 She works as a receptionist at the hospital. 1048 01:05:42,927 --> 01:05:45,306 You can check with them, I'll be on their CCTV. 1049 01:05:45,444 --> 01:05:47,513 - Which hospital? - St Mary's. 1050 01:05:47,651 --> 01:05:49,755 So who was sending Bridge those other messages? 1051 01:05:57,582 --> 01:05:59,203 I need your credit card number. 1052 01:05:59,341 --> 01:06:01,513 Oh, hi, Tez, I'm fine, how are you? 1053 01:06:01,651 --> 01:06:02,720 Seriously, I've got to watch this 1054 01:06:02,858 --> 01:06:04,444 boxing match, but it's pay per view. 1055 01:06:04,582 --> 01:06:06,168 What's wrong with your credit card? 1056 01:06:06,306 --> 01:06:07,237 Over my limit. 1057 01:06:07,375 --> 01:06:08,824 Yeah, and so am I. 1058 01:06:10,168 --> 01:06:11,513 Oh, no, you're, you're breaking up! 1059 01:06:11,651 --> 01:06:13,444 Mum! What about now? 1060 01:06:13,582 --> 01:06:15,272 Oh, sorry, can't hear you! 1061 01:06:15,410 --> 01:06:19,203 - Mum? Mum? - Oh, dear, I've lost you. 1062 01:06:28,203 --> 01:06:29,479 Oh, shush. 1063 01:06:45,203 --> 01:06:47,789 Oh, hello, Mrs. Sidhu. 1064 01:06:47,927 --> 01:06:50,479 - Yes, hi, Gerry. How are you? - Busy. 1065 01:06:50,617 --> 01:06:52,893 Uh, work's helping keep my mind off everything. 1066 01:06:53,031 --> 01:06:54,927 I know, I-I'm so sorry. 1067 01:06:55,065 --> 01:06:56,962 You know, be kind to yourself. 1068 01:06:57,100 --> 01:06:58,962 It takes time to grieve. 1069 01:06:59,100 --> 01:07:01,031 I'm, um, I'm actually here to buy 1070 01:07:01,168 --> 01:07:02,789 a "Swordmaster" gift for my son. 1071 01:07:02,927 --> 01:07:05,237 Oh, well, uh, we do have a "Swordmaster" section. 1072 01:07:05,375 --> 01:07:06,720 Um, it's just at the back there. 1073 01:07:06,858 --> 01:07:07,893 Oh, wonderful. 1074 01:07:08,031 --> 01:07:09,755 Give me a shout if you need any help. 1075 01:07:09,893 --> 01:07:11,237 Uh, you've got ten minutes. 1076 01:07:11,375 --> 01:07:13,168 Sorry, we're closing at 2:00. 1077 01:07:13,306 --> 01:07:14,927 Got a big order coming in. 1078 01:07:15,065 --> 01:07:16,203 Okay. 1079 01:07:17,548 --> 01:07:19,686 Tragic thing is, um, we've never been so busy, 1080 01:07:19,824 --> 01:07:24,100 um, online sales are off the scales. And... 1081 01:07:24,237 --> 01:07:25,651 Athdar sold out in minutes, 1082 01:07:25,789 --> 01:07:27,651 once word got out about Artie's overdose. 1083 01:07:27,789 --> 01:07:29,031 That is tragic. 1084 01:07:29,168 --> 01:07:30,582 Mm. Yeah. 1085 01:07:50,036 --> 01:07:51,936 _ 1086 01:07:52,548 --> 01:07:54,203 I'll have this one please. 1087 01:07:54,341 --> 01:07:57,479 Oh, uh, yes. 1088 01:07:57,617 --> 01:07:59,927 These Queen Zestra's are flying off the shelves. 1089 01:08:00,065 --> 01:08:02,341 God rest her soul. 1090 01:08:02,479 --> 01:08:04,237 The box is rather bashed, 1091 01:08:04,375 --> 01:08:05,893 I'll find you a new one. 1092 01:08:09,410 --> 01:08:12,479 Um, actually, I'll tell you what, 1093 01:08:12,617 --> 01:08:15,168 uh, you can have this one on the house. 1094 01:08:15,306 --> 01:08:17,272 - Are you sure? - Absolutely. Yes. 1095 01:08:17,410 --> 01:08:18,858 That's so kind of you, thank you. 1096 01:08:18,996 --> 01:08:20,237 I better take this outside. 1097 01:08:20,375 --> 01:08:23,031 Uh, really nice seeing you again, Mrs. Sidhu. 1098 01:08:23,168 --> 01:08:24,410 Hello? 1099 01:08:24,548 --> 01:08:25,651 Yes. 1100 01:08:27,375 --> 01:08:29,237 Just one more customer leaving. 1101 01:08:51,617 --> 01:08:53,031 DCI Burton. 1102 01:08:53,168 --> 01:08:55,548 Inspector, it's Selene Melville. 1103 01:08:55,686 --> 01:08:58,272 Ms. Melville, is everything okay? 1104 01:09:00,444 --> 01:09:02,582 There's something I need to show you. 1105 01:09:33,500 --> 01:09:35,900 _ 1106 01:09:50,000 --> 01:09:51,900 _ 1107 01:09:56,513 --> 01:09:58,479 Every time you look over your shoulder, 1108 01:09:58,617 --> 01:10:00,031 there's someone sniffing 'em out. 1109 01:10:00,168 --> 01:10:02,272 Fucking police, man! 1110 01:10:02,410 --> 01:10:04,720 Don't worry about the police. 1111 01:10:04,858 --> 01:10:07,203 We're not their concern. 1112 01:10:07,341 --> 01:10:09,617 Don't be getting too comfy, G-man. 1113 01:10:10,720 --> 01:10:12,548 Not much danger of that. 1114 01:10:47,651 --> 01:10:49,100 Bugger. 1115 01:11:04,100 --> 01:11:05,479 Bugger. 1116 01:11:35,203 --> 01:11:37,237 Just through here. 1117 01:11:40,375 --> 01:11:42,237 Bridget never let anyone in here. 1118 01:11:45,582 --> 01:11:49,065 It was mostly to keep Artie away from this. 1119 01:11:52,548 --> 01:11:55,168 Please don't let this get out to the press. 1120 01:11:55,306 --> 01:11:56,789 It would break dad. 1121 01:11:56,927 --> 01:11:59,686 Look, we'll investigate as discreetly as possible. 1122 01:11:59,824 --> 01:12:01,065 Excuse me. 1123 01:12:42,375 --> 01:12:44,824 Oh, yes! You beautiful old relic. 1124 01:13:00,300 --> 01:13:02,300 _ 1125 01:13:12,134 --> 01:13:13,444 Come on. 1126 01:13:14,410 --> 01:13:16,100 Come on, come on, come on. 1127 01:13:23,100 --> 01:13:25,100 _ 1128 01:13:26,720 --> 01:13:28,168 Oh, come on. 1129 01:13:34,168 --> 01:13:36,548 You gonna get me killed, man! 1130 01:13:36,686 --> 01:13:38,031 Argh! 1131 01:13:44,444 --> 01:13:45,651 - Hello? - Tez! 1132 01:13:45,789 --> 01:13:46,962 Joke, leave a message. 1133 01:13:48,686 --> 01:13:51,720 Tez, I am locked in a basement at Melville's Memorabilia. 1134 01:13:51,858 --> 01:13:53,375 You have to call Inspector Burton and... 1135 01:13:55,306 --> 01:13:56,755 Oh, God. They're coming! 1136 01:13:58,582 --> 01:13:59,927 Oh, yes. 1137 01:14:00,065 --> 01:14:01,962 Get more, later if we're lucky. 1138 01:14:03,789 --> 01:14:06,341 This is enough to keep you busy, hey, G-man? 1139 01:14:06,479 --> 01:14:07,617 I think there's about six, 1140 01:14:07,755 --> 01:14:09,651 What is it, 300 per box or something? 1141 01:14:09,789 --> 01:14:12,134 Yeah, yeah, about 2,000. 1142 01:14:12,272 --> 01:14:13,858 Should've been more, as well. 1143 01:14:15,100 --> 01:14:17,168 I can't really fit much more. 1144 01:14:18,893 --> 01:14:20,962 You have one new message. 1145 01:14:21,100 --> 01:14:22,444 Tez, I am locked 1146 01:14:22,582 --> 01:14:24,548 in a basement at Melville's Memorabilia. 1147 01:14:24,686 --> 01:14:26,134 You have to call Inspector Burton and... 1148 01:14:26,272 --> 01:14:27,858 Papaji, you know, she's losing her mind, right? 1149 01:14:27,996 --> 01:14:29,686 Oh, God. They're coming. 1150 01:14:31,065 --> 01:14:32,410 Mum? 1151 01:14:38,000 --> 01:14:39,000 _ 1152 01:14:46,065 --> 01:14:47,375 Burton. 1153 01:14:47,513 --> 01:14:49,444 Hello, Inspector, it's Tez. 1154 01:14:49,582 --> 01:14:51,686 Sidhu. My mum's locked in a basement. 1155 01:14:51,824 --> 01:14:52,824 She's what? 1156 01:14:52,962 --> 01:14:54,686 At Melville's Memorabilia. 1157 01:14:54,824 --> 01:14:57,100 I think she's in trouble. Something about a missing knife. 1158 01:15:06,065 --> 01:15:08,203 You got an hour to sort the lot. 1159 01:15:08,341 --> 01:15:10,686 - An hour? - Aye. 1160 01:15:12,065 --> 01:15:13,755 Wee toot? 1161 01:15:13,893 --> 01:15:15,755 Huh. Speed yourself up. 1162 01:15:15,893 --> 01:15:19,375 I-I-I never get high on my own supply. 1163 01:15:21,100 --> 01:15:23,031 What's that? 1164 01:15:23,168 --> 01:15:24,651 You've still got a landline? 1165 01:15:25,686 --> 01:15:28,858 What are you, my nan? 1166 01:15:28,996 --> 01:15:30,375 You gonna answer it? 1167 01:15:30,513 --> 01:15:31,306 Huh. 1168 01:15:34,272 --> 01:15:35,893 Fuck's sake! 1169 01:15:44,272 --> 01:15:45,824 What the... 1170 01:15:45,962 --> 01:15:47,927 Who the hell are you? 1171 01:15:48,065 --> 01:15:49,720 - Mrs. Sidhu? - Hello, darlings! 1172 01:15:49,858 --> 01:15:52,962 I was just looking for the little girls room. 1173 01:15:54,134 --> 01:15:55,237 You been at my gear? 1174 01:15:55,375 --> 01:15:57,065 - Your what? - Uh, you've got a... 1175 01:15:58,582 --> 01:15:59,548 Hi, sorry. 1176 01:15:59,686 --> 01:16:02,031 - Uh, uh... - Who sent you? 1177 01:16:02,168 --> 01:16:03,927 Huh? Who do you work for? 1178 01:16:04,065 --> 01:16:06,203 Hmm, no one, I'm my own boss, thank you very much. 1179 01:16:06,341 --> 01:16:08,306 She's just a caterer. 1180 01:16:08,444 --> 01:16:10,065 Lovely to, to meet you both. 1181 01:16:10,203 --> 01:16:12,755 - I think I'll be off. - Yeah. 1182 01:16:12,893 --> 01:16:14,755 Eh, no, no, no, no. 1183 01:16:14,893 --> 01:16:16,755 You're not going anywhere. 1184 01:16:16,893 --> 01:16:19,686 I-I really didn't see anything, my eyesight is terrible. 1185 01:16:19,824 --> 01:16:21,375 Right. 1186 01:16:23,168 --> 01:16:24,686 Sit down. 1187 01:16:24,824 --> 01:16:25,996 Go on! 1188 01:16:27,306 --> 01:16:28,444 Honestly... 1189 01:16:29,996 --> 01:16:31,893 I won't.. I-I-I won't say anything to the police. 1190 01:16:32,031 --> 01:16:34,375 I mean, they never take me seriously anyway. 1191 01:16:37,513 --> 01:16:39,375 You need to get rid of her. 1192 01:16:39,513 --> 01:16:41,582 Oh, come on, she's harmless, she's just an old... 1193 01:16:41,720 --> 01:16:43,203 Indian auntie. 1194 01:16:43,341 --> 01:16:46,203 I mean... It's like I'm not even here, isn't it? 1195 01:16:46,341 --> 01:16:48,410 Business is business. 1196 01:16:48,548 --> 01:16:50,031 Now you get that unpacked, sunshine. 1197 01:16:50,168 --> 01:16:51,306 I'll get someone to deal with her. 1198 01:17:00,272 --> 01:17:03,341 Yeah, it's me, alright, can ya hear me? 1199 01:17:03,479 --> 01:17:07,410 You what? No. I can't hear ye. Hold on. 1200 01:17:13,306 --> 01:17:15,237 Aye, can you hear me now? 1201 01:17:20,444 --> 01:17:23,582 Look, I, uh, I've got a wee problem, yeah. 1202 01:17:28,100 --> 01:17:29,927 Ah, frick! 1203 01:17:30,065 --> 01:17:31,272 What have you done? 1204 01:17:34,755 --> 01:17:37,168 Yeah, what have you done? 1205 01:17:39,513 --> 01:17:41,617 Requesting backup, and an ambulance. 1206 01:17:41,755 --> 01:17:45,134 Melville's Memorabilia, Old Green Lane. Yep. 1207 01:17:49,031 --> 01:17:50,927 Would you two care to explain? 1208 01:17:51,065 --> 01:17:52,444 Well... 1209 01:17:56,548 --> 01:17:58,755 How long you been importing drugs, Gerry? 1210 01:18:00,375 --> 01:18:01,720 No comment. 1211 01:18:01,858 --> 01:18:03,824 You were supplying to Artie Melville, weren't you? 1212 01:18:03,962 --> 01:18:05,444 - No comment. - No problem. 1213 01:18:05,582 --> 01:18:07,203 I've got all your comments on this phone. 1214 01:18:07,341 --> 01:18:09,341 With conversations that match 1215 01:18:09,479 --> 01:18:10,962 Bridget Anderson's phone records. 1216 01:18:11,100 --> 01:18:15,617 "Shut your effing mouth or they'll effing kill you." 1217 01:18:15,755 --> 01:18:17,996 I mean, you can't even swear properly. 1218 01:18:18,134 --> 01:18:19,444 Gerry? 1219 01:18:20,651 --> 01:18:22,100 How do you... 1220 01:18:23,410 --> 01:18:25,582 end up wrapped around people like this? 1221 01:18:27,927 --> 01:18:31,444 Oh, come on, Gerry, I know you're up to your ears in debt. 1222 01:18:31,582 --> 01:18:32,720 Were you scared, 1223 01:18:32,858 --> 01:18:34,341 that you're gonna loose this business 1224 01:18:34,479 --> 01:18:36,858 that your father put his life into? 1225 01:18:36,996 --> 01:18:40,272 I was just trying to make things better for dad's retirement. 1226 01:18:41,617 --> 01:18:43,617 H-he doesn't have a pension, 1227 01:18:43,755 --> 01:18:45,513 he put everything into this shop. 1228 01:18:47,134 --> 01:18:48,306 It was his world. 1229 01:18:48,444 --> 01:18:50,444 Especially after mum died. 1230 01:18:50,582 --> 01:18:51,686 Of course. 1231 01:18:51,824 --> 01:18:53,893 Dad refused to go online, 1232 01:18:54,031 --> 01:18:56,617 he wanted the customers to have a real experience. 1233 01:18:56,755 --> 01:18:57,755 But the... 1234 01:18:59,548 --> 01:19:01,962 The debts were becoming too stressful, 1235 01:19:02,100 --> 01:19:04,134 I-I needed an escape. 1236 01:19:05,651 --> 01:19:08,065 So I started smoking a bit of weed. 1237 01:19:08,203 --> 01:19:10,962 Took the edge off. Helped me sleep. 1238 01:19:11,100 --> 01:19:13,513 But didn't help pay our debts. 1239 01:19:13,651 --> 01:19:17,444 Until one night, this lad delivers my weed. 1240 01:19:20,410 --> 01:19:22,306 And we end up getting stoned together. 1241 01:19:22,444 --> 01:19:25,755 Joking about smuggling gear in the dolls, 1242 01:19:25,893 --> 01:19:26,927 had a right laugh about it. 1243 01:19:27,065 --> 01:19:28,582 But next day... 1244 01:19:28,720 --> 01:19:31,272 he calls me and he says the dolls... 1245 01:19:32,755 --> 01:19:36,582 It's not just funny, it's genius. 1246 01:19:36,720 --> 01:19:38,617 And if I help them, 1247 01:19:38,755 --> 01:19:41,237 then they'll, they'll sort me out some proper cash. 1248 01:19:41,375 --> 01:19:42,893 Perfect cover. 1249 01:19:43,031 --> 01:19:45,410 Sleepy little shop like this. 1250 01:19:45,548 --> 01:19:47,341 And it was just weed. 1251 01:19:47,479 --> 01:19:50,962 I mean, technically, it should be legalised anyway. 1252 01:19:51,100 --> 01:19:53,755 I never agreed to this though! 1253 01:19:53,893 --> 01:19:55,996 And I've been trying to get out of it, but... 1254 01:19:57,410 --> 01:19:58,651 They just sucked me back in. 1255 01:19:58,789 --> 01:20:00,755 Why did you push drugs on Artie Melville? 1256 01:20:00,893 --> 01:20:03,306 No, I didn't push anything on Artie. 1257 01:20:03,444 --> 01:20:05,410 He wanted more, and I said no, 1258 01:20:05,548 --> 01:20:07,306 he told me that if I didn't get it for him 1259 01:20:07,444 --> 01:20:08,686 then he'd go elsewhere. 1260 01:20:08,824 --> 01:20:10,686 At least I knew this stuff was good. 1261 01:20:10,824 --> 01:20:12,651 But Bridget found out, didn't she? 1262 01:20:16,548 --> 01:20:18,410 Oh. 1263 01:20:18,548 --> 01:20:20,237 And she was already volatile, 1264 01:20:20,375 --> 01:20:21,720 because she knew she'd just been written 1265 01:20:21,858 --> 01:20:23,617 out of "Swordmaster," and 1266 01:20:23,755 --> 01:20:26,306 you thought this would tip her over the edge. 1267 01:20:26,444 --> 01:20:29,134 You thought that she'd go and tell everyone 1268 01:20:29,272 --> 01:20:30,789 about your little side hustle. 1269 01:20:30,927 --> 01:20:33,410 So you arranged to meet her in the spot 1270 01:20:33,548 --> 01:20:36,444 at Ravenslair woods, and that's where you silence her. 1271 01:20:43,927 --> 01:20:46,824 No! No! I took the knife, 1272 01:20:46,962 --> 01:20:49,134 but only as a warning. 1273 01:20:49,272 --> 01:20:50,410 You find the keys? 1274 01:20:50,548 --> 01:20:52,444 Yeah, I'm an idiot. 1275 01:20:52,582 --> 01:20:55,065 They were in my inside pocket the whole time. 1276 01:20:55,203 --> 01:20:57,962 If she went to the police, 1277 01:20:58,100 --> 01:21:01,134 they'd kill her... or me or Artie. 1278 01:21:03,031 --> 01:21:04,927 So I needed her to wake up. 1279 01:21:07,582 --> 01:21:10,272 But she, she just laughed. 1280 01:21:11,789 --> 01:21:14,789 I had a knife to her throat. And she just laughed at me. 1281 01:21:16,444 --> 01:21:18,410 Called me a "sad little man." 1282 01:21:21,962 --> 01:21:24,479 And she grabbed the knife, said she was gonna kill me. 1283 01:21:25,755 --> 01:21:27,962 I managed to get it back off her, but... 1284 01:21:28,100 --> 01:21:31,996 uh, it went into her... 1285 01:21:32,134 --> 01:21:35,686 and I could see I couldn't save her. 1286 01:21:39,237 --> 01:21:41,100 My heart was thumping. 1287 01:21:41,237 --> 01:21:43,479 And I went into the zone. 1288 01:21:44,893 --> 01:21:47,513 A-a-and it was like I was gaming. 1289 01:21:52,651 --> 01:21:54,479 And then, I slit her throat. 1290 01:21:56,237 --> 01:21:58,513 Just like Zestra did to Harkus. 1291 01:21:59,720 --> 01:22:02,375 Make it look like a deranged fan. 1292 01:22:08,582 --> 01:22:09,927 Gerry Melville, 1293 01:22:10,065 --> 01:22:12,893 I'm arresting you for the murder of Bridget Anderson. 1294 01:22:13,031 --> 01:22:14,410 You do not have to say anything, 1295 01:22:14,548 --> 01:22:16,686 but it may harm your defence if you do not mention 1296 01:22:16,824 --> 01:22:19,927 when questioned something you later rely on in court. 1297 01:22:20,065 --> 01:22:21,203 Take him away. 1298 01:22:34,479 --> 01:22:37,444 So-sorry, do you mind if I just... 1299 01:22:37,582 --> 01:22:39,410 - There, take, take that. - Mmm. 1300 01:22:39,548 --> 01:22:41,686 Should have left it on. I love winding up the neighbours. 1301 01:22:41,824 --> 01:22:44,962 Yeah, it's not all you like winding up. 1302 01:22:45,100 --> 01:22:47,100 But you did alright. 1303 01:22:47,237 --> 01:22:48,686 Partner? 1304 01:22:48,824 --> 01:22:50,548 Go on, you were gonna say it, weren't you? 1305 01:22:50,686 --> 01:22:51,755 No. 1306 01:22:51,893 --> 01:22:53,375 I was gonna say, Mrs. Sidhu. 1307 01:22:53,513 --> 01:22:55,479 But then I worked out I didn't know what your actual name was. 1308 01:22:55,617 --> 01:22:57,031 Mrs. Sidhu will do fine, thank you. 1309 01:22:57,168 --> 01:22:58,755 Oh, you did alright, Mrs. Sidhu! 1310 01:22:58,893 --> 01:23:00,651 Actually, I've got a, got a load 1311 01:23:00,789 --> 01:23:03,100 of leftovers that I need to cook up, do you fancy... 1312 01:23:03,237 --> 01:23:05,651 No, I've, er... 1313 01:23:05,789 --> 01:23:07,755 got some packing I need to do. Next time. 1314 01:23:07,893 --> 01:23:09,375 Ha! You said it! 1315 01:23:09,513 --> 01:23:10,651 That's not what I meant! 1316 01:23:10,789 --> 01:23:12,375 Na, you can't take it back. Too late! 1317 01:23:12,513 --> 01:23:14,031 Goodbye, Mrs. Sidhu. 1318 01:23:23,375 --> 01:23:25,272 - Gerry. - Dad. 1319 01:23:25,410 --> 01:23:26,686 You alright, son? 1320 01:23:26,824 --> 01:23:28,996 I've had better days. 1321 01:23:29,134 --> 01:23:32,237 Listen, dad... 1322 01:23:32,375 --> 01:23:34,065 you need to tend to the garden. 1323 01:23:41,893 --> 01:23:43,203 Oh. 1324 01:24:10,100 --> 01:24:12,200 _ 1325 01:24:13,755 --> 01:24:16,617 Admit it, you're a little bit proud. 1326 01:24:33,272 --> 01:24:35,341 - Oh, Hi! - Oh, Selene, Hi! 1327 01:24:35,479 --> 01:24:36,479 Where's Ema today? 1328 01:24:36,617 --> 01:24:38,893 - Oh, she's got a new job. - Oh. 1329 01:24:39,031 --> 01:24:39,927 Here. 1330 01:24:40,065 --> 01:24:41,272 Oh, smells divine. 1331 01:24:41,410 --> 01:24:42,824 Your food is heaven. 1332 01:24:42,962 --> 01:24:44,375 It's the main thing keeping dad going. 1333 01:24:44,513 --> 01:24:45,893 Do you know it's even got him writing again? 1334 01:24:46,031 --> 01:24:47,341 Wow, wonderful. 1335 01:24:47,479 --> 01:24:49,410 Oh, no, no, this one's on me. 1336 01:24:49,548 --> 01:24:51,789 - Gosh, are you sure? - Absolutely. 1337 01:24:51,927 --> 01:24:53,306 Thank you. 1338 01:24:53,444 --> 01:24:55,996 If there's ever anything we can do for you, just ask. 1339 01:24:56,134 --> 01:24:57,513 Um... 1340 01:24:58,375 --> 01:24:59,789 Write me a review? 1341 01:24:59,927 --> 01:25:01,962 Absolutely! 1342 01:25:10,203 --> 01:25:11,341 What did they say? 1343 01:25:11,479 --> 01:25:13,444 They want their sword back. 1344 01:25:13,582 --> 01:25:14,962 Aw. 1345 01:25:19,100 --> 01:25:21,134 Lunch time! 1346 01:25:21,272 --> 01:25:23,479 Yes, please! 1347 01:25:24,375 --> 01:25:26,893 - - Looks gorgeous. 1348 01:25:31,031 --> 01:25:32,237 Who'd have thought, eh? 1349 01:25:32,375 --> 01:25:34,272 Drugs bust and murder in leafy Berkshire. 1350 01:25:34,410 --> 01:25:36,962 Hmm, you never know what goes on behind closed doors. 1351 01:25:37,100 --> 01:25:38,548 The world's run by crooks, innit? 1352 01:25:38,686 --> 01:25:39,824 Innit, though? 1353 01:25:49,000 --> 01:25:51,000 _ 1354 01:25:52,000 --> 01:25:58,000 *CREDITS*