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Ibiza is in shambles.

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Ever since this new
highly addictive, uncut cocaine

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hit the streets, bars and clubs
have become ghost towns.

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People only leave their rooms
to get more drugs.

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ODs are through the roof.
Ms. Kane, will you help us?

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Nina, rest assured,
we will take care of it.

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We will not stop until Ibiza
is 100% cocaine-free.

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Wow, ha, 100%.
That number feels high?

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High like too much
or high like everyone in Ibiza?

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Obviously, eliminating
all drugs would be fantastic,

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but these new drugs
are first priority.

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After that, you could
probably just... um, stop.

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Wait, are you saying you want
some cocaine on the streets?

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Not want per se, no.

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Drugs are, and I think we
all agree here, uh... bad?

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I mean, the thought

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of people doing that stuff...

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dancing all night, buying drinks...

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total nightmare.

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Got it, eliminate the drugs
that are hurting your business.

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Ignore the drugs that are helping it.

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We've tracked production
of the super strain

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to this remote town.

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Destroy that facility,

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and we'll save
so many innocent... euros.

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Hasta luego!

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Now, obviously, we've got
an important job here...

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Yeah, figuring out why
you're not calling it "Ibitha."

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Because, dumbass,
it's spelled with a Z.

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Ha! Tell it to Peter of
Castile, lisping king of Spain,

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originator of the fricative shift.

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- That's a myth.
- I think you mean "myz."

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Look, you can sort out
Catalonian history

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tomorrow before your mission.

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- Ooh, not gonna work for me.
- What?

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Yeah, I've got
a deep-tissue massage,

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a cold plunge,
and then a mineral bath...

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because I'll be on vacation.

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And when were you going
to notify HR about that?

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Oh, I already did...
in that sentence I just said.

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Do you guys not practice self-care?

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- That would be Cyril's specialty.
- No self-care?

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No wonder you're all aging so rapidly.

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I just thought
you didn't wear sunscreen

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or mixed up your loofah
with a belt sander.

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Well... ciao!

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- She can do that?
- You mean piss me off to the point

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where my eyeballs
burst into flame?

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Jeez, no,
I meant the vacation thing.

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Ah, the field.

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Real change of pace for you, Lana.

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Last time you were out here
was way back

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in the distant past of,

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- what, a week ago?
- Ow!

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Am I supposed to respond

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or just let you
continue self-douching?

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- I'm honestly fine either way.
- Well, yes, I've had to repeatedly

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leave the comfort of my office

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to bail you knucklefucks out
with my superior skills.

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Whoa, whoa, let's skip the part

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where you do a fancy maneuver
with your gun

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and then accidentally
obliterate that innocent bird.

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So should I skip the part
where I save your life too?

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Sometimes I think
it is we who are the animals.

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Look, at least I'm actually
here, all right,

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and not taking
a spa day like Zara.

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- Well, I, for one, applaud Zara.
- Wait, don't you hate self-care?

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Not as much as I love
redefining my flaws as virtues.

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Hold on, self-care break.

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I am all for living
a healthy, balanced life...

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Oh, my God, don't talk
like that while I'm drinking.

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- So... never?
- Hey, you do you.

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I'm just saying that I'm paid
to travel the world,

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be a professional badass
and look great doing it.

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- And that is my self-care.
- Yeah, you seem relaxed.

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Look, I'm in favor
of self-care,

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just not calling it self-care.

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It's just new words
for the selfish shit

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we all need to get
through the goddamn day.

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- Why dress it up?
- Ah, so, what,

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your version of self-care
is narcissism?

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Whoa, let's not throw around
terms like that

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without a licensed therapist...

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who, yes, in fairness,
did diagnose me with that...

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before trying to sleep with me

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while simultaneously replacing
Mother psychologically, so...

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- grain of salt.
- Hey, I'm with Lana.

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- Work is my vacation.
- That's not...

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You know what gets me
out of bed in the morning?

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The thought of my job.

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- Now, hang on...
- Hell, I hope I die peacefully

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- sitting at my desk.
- We want that for you too, Cyril.

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Jesus, Cyril! Not helping!

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Sounds like somebody
could use a Thick Red.

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No one could use a Thick Red,

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least of all the person
copiloting the helicopter.

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And especially not when the solano
is particularly bad today.

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The solano?
It's a warm, easterly wind?

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An extension of the sirocco,
come on.

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Let's just focus on the mission.

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Maybe you just need
to embrace the now, Lana.

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I am trying to embrace the now,

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which is the mission
we are currently on.

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- Detonator.
- Hmm, maybe I dropped it

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when you massacred
that endangered kingfisher.

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Dios mío! Intrusos!
Kill them!

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Oh, shit!

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- Cyril, we need an extract... now!
- Hey! And land smoothly!

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I could use a Thick Red,
and I don't want it

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spraying all over me!

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Hey, Cyril, the spinning part

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- is supposed to point up!
- You think I don't know that?

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I'm dealing
with a solano, a leveche,

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a poniente,
and what feels like a terral!

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Naming the winds
won't make us not die!

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Look, it's not so bad,
all right?

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we can circle back, get this patched...

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Oh, boy. Bet you wish you
were back at the office, huh?

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So we've got a few potential
topics for workplace research.

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One, do the drones work harder
if they're given

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gourmet cuisine
that they're later told

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- is lab-grown human flesh?
- But why-uh?

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Why lab-grown?
Pfft, that part's a lie.

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Option two...

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Was that a groan of excitement?

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No, it's a groan
of regular groan-uh!

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Why? With Lana gone
and us in charge,

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- we can do whatever we want!
- But what's the point?

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Well, I guess I'd say
that these projects

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let me see myself as more than
a cog in a soulless machine

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and stir the cold ashes of my soul,
if only for a moment.

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Duh, you don't have
to explain self-care to me.

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But then just... Lana comes back,
undoes everything,

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and never leaves us
in charge again?

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So we have nothing
to look forward to?

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Huh, is there a reason
you have this newfound...

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...sense of perspective?

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Well, I'm off, like,
60% of my meds

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ever since the stupid
horse doctor had to leave town.

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I told him the horse cops were
a bad sign, but did he listen?

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Yeah, I think those were just
cops riding regular horses.

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Hey, guys, I just
want you to all work normally

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and have a normal day,

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because apparently,
that's all we're here for.

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Ugh, leave me. I must brood.

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I think you just discovered
your secret weapon.

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I don't like it. They've
got to be up to something.

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- But what?
- I say we strike now,

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before they get
their plans in order.

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So we can mess with them
and not get blamed?

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Perfect.
And do we need to add

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- the human flesh thing to this, or...
- God, just freeze it.

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What is the point of going back in

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- if we don't have the detonator?
- You should really bring backups

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for these kind
of important things.

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I shouldn't even have to be here!

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It isn't like
we asked you to come.

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So I should've just left this
in the hands

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of a helicopter pilot
who can't fly,

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a beer-drinking copilot,

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and the guy
who can't keep track

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of the one thing we need
to accomplish the mission?

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In that case, we should probably
just let you handle it.

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You know, it's been a while
since I went on holiday.

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Thick Red?

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But would I have
lost the detonator

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if you hadn't been talking
my ear off about self-care?

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Yes! Or if not,
you would've been too hungover

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to get out of bed or flirting
with the mayor's daughter.

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Totally unfair, Lana.

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None of us has any idea
if the mayor's daughter is hot.

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Uh, maybe we should be trying
a little harder

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to blend in right now.

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Hola, amigos.
We're from here.

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How can we act normal?
We're wearing tactical gear.

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Fishermen don't know that.

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Fishermen are smarter
than you think.

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They're the dairy farmers
of the sea.

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- You don't milk fish.
- You don't know what I do.

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Wait, what is Archer doing?

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Name's Domingo.
I just moved here.

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I'm the new...
marlin fisherman.

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- They have those here, right?
- Marlin guy, huh?

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Then what's your favorite part
of the fish?

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Uh, the... the face?

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Classic marlin guy,
always talking about fish faces.

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Bienvenidos, amigo!

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Did you see
how natural that was?

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Maybe part of me
was always Domingo.

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Nope. Nope. Nope.
I'm cutting this off here.

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We are not getting sidetracked.

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- I hate to admit it, but Archer...
- Uh, Domingo.

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...has a point. If we're trapped
here, we'll need to blend.

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At least for a day or two
while we try to regroup.

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Fine, but while we blend,

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00:09:07,972 --> 00:09:09,442
can we please come up
with a plan?

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Oh, really? I thought
you could handle that

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all by yourself,
since we're so incompetent.

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Look, maybe I was
a little harsh, okay,

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00:09:14,961 --> 00:09:17,090
but let's find a hotel
and figure... aah.

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I'm still here to talk cover story.

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Maybe we operate
a fair-trade tourism company.

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Sure, we're not one
of the big guys, but we...

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...care.

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Hey, Señora Luz,
if that sink

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gives you trouble again,
you call me.

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But if your husband is giving
you trouble... call me twice.

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- Ya-ha-ha!
- H-hey there, buddy.

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Saved you an eyeball.

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Ah! Gracias, Tío Domingo!

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Now, you share that
with your sister.

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Marlin tonight, boys!

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- Olé!
- You guys.

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You know, Pamela,
the sun's setting

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on my time at the bar.

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I need someone to take over.
Think about it, eh?

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00:10:08,627 --> 00:10:10,631
I know everybody
says this on vacation, but...

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should we change our names,
get fake passports,

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and burn off our fingerprints?

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00:10:14,104 --> 00:10:17,845
- You know, really make it official?
- No. No, right?

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00:10:17,878 --> 00:10:19,883
I mean, I just started
doing this to piss off Lana.

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00:10:19,916 --> 00:10:22,789
But honestly, I haven't felt
peace like this... ever.

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Spending my days at sea,
alone with my thoughts?

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00:10:25,494 --> 00:10:29,500
Pam, I have incredible thoughts,
like...

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- Well, it only works at sea.
- I honestly feel the same.

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Window washing
is a simple trade,

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but I'm truly helping people.
What more could you ask for?

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Maybe a completed
fucking mission.

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Unbelievable! Have you guys
done any recon at all,

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learned literally anything of use?

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Uh, yeah, I befriended
a charming sea otter

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who helped me rediscover
my inner child.

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They hold hands, Lana!

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This isn't self-care time!
This is mission time!

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Lucky for you beach bums,
I have a plan

237
00:10:57,190 --> 00:10:59,663
for all of us
to retrieve the detonator.

238
00:10:59,696 --> 00:11:01,533
Shrug?
What do you mean shrug?

239
00:11:01,566 --> 00:11:04,104
I have a date with the high seas.
Also a Spanish waitress.

240
00:11:04,137 --> 00:11:06,142
And washing windows
has been a breakthrough for me.

241
00:11:06,175 --> 00:11:09,516
I've made space in my heart to
really forgive my father for...

242
00:11:09,549 --> 00:11:11,753
Oh, suck my dick, all of you.

243
00:11:11,786 --> 00:11:15,528
Once again, I will bail you out
and handle it... myself!

244
00:11:15,561 --> 00:11:18,232
Let's just ride this out
till the client complains.

245
00:11:18,266 --> 00:11:20,671
Speaking of,
is it weird that the office

246
00:11:20,704 --> 00:11:22,508
hasn't checked in this whole trip?

247
00:11:22,541 --> 00:11:26,115
Well, looks like us being normal
has unnerved them so deeply,

248
00:11:26,116 --> 00:11:27,985
it activated a raw primal fear,

249
00:11:28,018 --> 00:11:30,223
not unlike when a gazelle
senses an unseen predator.

250
00:11:30,257 --> 00:11:33,196
God, like I need any more
reasons to hate gazelles.

251
00:11:33,229 --> 00:11:34,733
So we didn't get
to do anything weird

252
00:11:34,766 --> 00:11:36,286
and we're going to get
the short leash?

253
00:11:36,310 --> 00:11:38,507
I told you
this was a stupid plan!

254
00:11:38,540 --> 00:11:40,340
- No, you didn't.
- Well, then I guess it's time

255
00:11:40,364 --> 00:11:43,951
to turn up the heat and get
these dumb gazelles back to work.

256
00:11:43,984 --> 00:11:46,823
I think you know
what we have to do now.

257
00:11:49,629 --> 00:11:50,865
What?

258
00:11:53,035 --> 00:11:55,173
Wait! Wait, please.
I'm... I'm here on business.

259
00:11:55,206 --> 00:11:58,079
I'm a club owner from Ibiza,
and I-I need cocaine.

260
00:11:58,112 --> 00:11:59,682
It's an emergency!

261
00:12:01,786 --> 00:12:03,590
Gentlemen, no need for violence.

262
00:12:03,623 --> 00:12:05,961
She's merely a customer...
traveling alone...

263
00:12:05,994 --> 00:12:07,598
to a remote village.

264
00:12:07,631 --> 00:12:09,969
Uh, I-I came
with my, um, entourage.

265
00:12:10,002 --> 00:12:12,140
But they're all
in terrible withdrawal.

266
00:12:12,173 --> 00:12:13,944
Guess it's true what they say:

267
00:12:13,977 --> 00:12:16,850
hard to find good help,
harder to find good coke.

268
00:12:16,883 --> 00:12:18,219
So true. Come on.

269
00:12:18,253 --> 00:12:19,789
I have what you need.

270
00:12:20,725 --> 00:12:23,567
So how do you like
being a club owner in Ibiza?

271
00:12:23,592 --> 00:12:24,699
Must be nice.

272
00:12:24,732 --> 00:12:26,737
To be honest,
it kind of sucks.

273
00:12:26,770 --> 00:12:27,939
I mean, everyone else
is on vacation,

274
00:12:27,972 --> 00:12:29,492
and you're the one
stuck with the work.

275
00:12:29,516 --> 00:12:31,279
Sure, the big, fancy office
looks nice,

276
00:12:31,312 --> 00:12:32,952
you spend all your time
putting out fires,

277
00:12:32,976 --> 00:12:34,819
and before long,
you start to lose touch

278
00:12:34,852 --> 00:12:36,021
with what you love about...

279
00:12:36,054 --> 00:12:38,192
- clubbing.
- Ugh, tell me about it.

280
00:12:38,225 --> 00:12:40,163
You'd think mass-producing
cocaína would be sexy,

281
00:12:40,196 --> 00:12:43,002
but it's, uh, a lot of paperwork.

282
00:12:43,035 --> 00:12:46,041
Oh, God, that is a lot of paperwork.

283
00:12:46,074 --> 00:12:47,979
Beautiful, no?

284
00:12:48,012 --> 00:12:50,049
And are they naked
to prevent them

285
00:12:50,082 --> 00:12:51,920
from stealing product?

286
00:12:51,953 --> 00:12:54,726
Well, they're certainly
not stealing any hearts.

287
00:12:54,759 --> 00:12:56,863
My workers put the product
through every

288
00:12:56,896 --> 00:13:00,136
quality control test imaginable
to ensure its purity.

289
00:13:00,169 --> 00:13:02,742
- Go ahead, see for yourself.
- Oh, yup.

290
00:13:02,775 --> 00:13:04,913
Uh, got it,
that process is very pure.

291
00:13:04,946 --> 00:13:06,883
Miss, how can you tell
from this angle?

292
00:13:06,916 --> 00:13:10,190
You have to get in close.
It's a full sensory experience.

293
00:13:10,223 --> 00:13:11,793
- Looks great.
- Now let me show you

294
00:13:11,826 --> 00:13:13,630
the room
where these facility workers

295
00:13:13,663 --> 00:13:15,634
do calisthenics
with the coca plants.

296
00:13:15,667 --> 00:13:18,640
Oh! Yeah, so that's
an interesting painting.

297
00:13:18,673 --> 00:13:21,780
Oh, that's my old
coke tester, Junio.

298
00:13:21,813 --> 00:13:23,817
One night, we did
so many lines together

299
00:13:23,850 --> 00:13:25,888
that he transcended
time and space.

300
00:13:25,921 --> 00:13:28,627
He could actually see
a few seconds into the future.

301
00:13:28,660 --> 00:13:31,600
- How could you tell?
- He beat up the whole bar.

302
00:13:31,633 --> 00:13:34,071
Nobody could touch him...
until the next day.

303
00:13:34,104 --> 00:13:36,242
They were mad,
and he was sleepy.

304
00:13:36,276 --> 00:13:38,179
Poor Junio.

305
00:13:38,212 --> 00:13:40,116
Now, let's get down to business.

306
00:13:40,149 --> 00:13:42,187
- Señores.
- And these are?

307
00:13:42,220 --> 00:13:43,311
Cocaine sommeliers.

308
00:13:43,336 --> 00:13:45,194
Let's get you the right blow
for your club.

309
00:13:45,219 --> 00:13:47,390
Oh, shit.

310
00:13:49,000 --> 00:13:50,320
Hey, you established the precedent

311
00:13:50,337 --> 00:13:51,873
that I could pay you in fish,

312
00:13:51,906 --> 00:13:53,877
so it would be real shitty
of you to stop now.

313
00:13:53,910 --> 00:13:57,184
Well, it turns out, we can't pay
the electric bill in fish, so...

314
00:13:57,217 --> 00:13:58,821
Oh, so it's all about you now?

315
00:13:58,854 --> 00:14:01,326
I reek of flounder,
I have sea salt rash

316
00:14:01,359 --> 00:14:02,962
that's bigger
than my actual body,

317
00:14:02,995 --> 00:14:05,734
and the sea otter that I
befriended has abandoned me,

318
00:14:05,767 --> 00:14:07,371
so how about you get me
a damn drink?!

319
00:14:07,404 --> 00:14:09,409
Since you established
this fish barter system,

320
00:14:09,442 --> 00:14:11,313
to stay afloat,
I had to turn part of the bar

321
00:14:11,346 --> 00:14:13,115
into a for-profit prison.

322
00:14:13,148 --> 00:14:15,287
And now you profit from injustice!

323
00:14:15,320 --> 00:14:17,758
To be fair, Cyril,
you were caught peeping.

324
00:14:17,791 --> 00:14:20,196
I was cleaning
the mayor's daughter's window.

325
00:14:20,229 --> 00:14:23,437
- For two hours?
- It was... really dirty.

326
00:14:23,470 --> 00:14:24,873
I'll bet it was.

327
00:14:24,906 --> 00:14:26,776
What do we do?
Is this a sign?

328
00:14:26,809 --> 00:14:28,780
Should we tap out
and go help Lana?

329
00:14:28,813 --> 00:14:30,693
I could really use
an incredible thought

330
00:14:30,717 --> 00:14:33,189
about the nature
of inner peace right now.

331
00:14:33,222 --> 00:14:35,294
Goddamn, I said goddamn!

332
00:14:35,574 --> 00:14:37,377
- Whoo!
- Now, that one pairs well

333
00:14:37,402 --> 00:14:39,402
with investment banking
and light fraud.

334
00:14:39,559 --> 00:14:41,405
Mm, then again...
don't they all?

335
00:14:43,843 --> 00:14:45,179
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

336
00:14:45,212 --> 00:14:46,950
You know what doesn't
pair well, buddy?

337
00:14:46,983 --> 00:14:48,327
Work and life.

338
00:14:48,352 --> 00:14:51,140
It's been bananas since I took
over as head of the... club!

339
00:14:51,164 --> 00:14:52,193
And now here I am again,

340
00:14:52,226 --> 00:14:54,265
cleaning up
after my incompetent, uh...

341
00:14:54,298 --> 00:14:56,035
- Club employees?
- Yes! Yes, yes!

342
00:14:56,068 --> 00:14:57,805
You get it!
You feel me, right?

343
00:14:57,838 --> 00:14:59,207
It's like we're speaking in
jazz, you know what I'm sayin'?

344
00:14:59,240 --> 00:15:00,880
Like, I'm over here
like Coltrane, like...

345
00:15:02,213 --> 00:15:03,750
And you're over like Miles, like...

346
00:15:04,483 --> 00:15:05,454
? Cocaine ?

347
00:15:05,487 --> 00:15:09,389
Okay, you've officially gone
from coke-fun to coke-annoying.

348
00:15:10,397 --> 00:15:11,933
Hey! What the shit, man?

349
00:15:11,966 --> 00:15:15,173
- I'm bearing my fuckin' soul to you.
- Well, one, I know you're a spy.

350
00:15:15,206 --> 00:15:18,544
And, two, your soul...
it's pretty boring.

351
00:15:24,092 --> 00:15:25,998
Wait, how did you know
I was a spy?

352
00:15:26,023 --> 00:15:28,165
I w... I was so careful.
I kept saying "club."

353
00:15:28,190 --> 00:15:30,141
You also kept saying "Ibiza."

354
00:15:30,174 --> 00:15:32,845
Come on, even tourists
manage to say it right.

355
00:15:32,878 --> 00:15:34,215
Wait, so you knew the whole time?

356
00:15:34,248 --> 00:15:36,008
What was even the point
of all of this, then?

357
00:15:36,032 --> 00:15:37,855
We get movies
pretty late down here,

358
00:15:37,888 --> 00:15:40,594
so it was either make a spy
do blow for several hours

359
00:15:40,627 --> 00:15:42,559
or watch Gone with the Wind.

360
00:15:42,584 --> 00:15:46,139
- How late do you get movies here?
- Mm, preeeetty late.

361
00:15:46,172 --> 00:15:48,343
So instead you use people
as your playthings?

362
00:15:48,376 --> 00:15:50,022
Guess being a massive drug dealer

363
00:15:50,047 --> 00:15:53,187
and owning everything in a
small town will do that to you.

364
00:15:53,220 --> 00:15:54,823
That's where I know
these guys from.

365
00:15:54,856 --> 00:15:56,860
- They're the dockhands!
- Yes.

366
00:15:56,893 --> 00:15:59,165
It's crazy how long it took you
to put that together.

367
00:15:59,198 --> 00:16:02,665
Now, the charade was fun,
but, uh, enough is enough.

368
00:16:02,690 --> 00:16:04,099
Adios, Coltrane.

369
00:16:08,897 --> 00:16:10,891
Oh, I'm three months sober!

370
00:16:10,926 --> 00:16:12,424
- Stop her!
- Oh!

371
00:16:16,064 --> 00:16:17,768
Huh?

372
00:16:19,138 --> 00:16:20,780
She's up there!

373
00:16:25,284 --> 00:16:28,069
No way she'll jump.
She's too...

374
00:16:30,639 --> 00:16:31,763
...high.

375
00:16:32,100 --> 00:16:34,338
Wow, I didn't set her up
for that one.

376
00:16:36,773 --> 00:16:38,777
We are not leaving this room
until we figure out

377
00:16:38,810 --> 00:16:40,530
why they're acting this way.

378
00:16:40,563 --> 00:16:42,631
And does anyone know
where Kurt went?

379
00:16:42,803 --> 00:16:44,426
- Hello?
- Hello, Brenda.

380
00:16:44,450 --> 00:16:45,357
I am the Watcher,

381
00:16:45,390 --> 00:16:46,848
the one whom Krieger and Cheryl

382
00:16:46,873 --> 00:16:48,163
have been trying to appease.

383
00:16:48,196 --> 00:16:50,316
You have encouraged the other
workers to stop working,

384
00:16:50,340 --> 00:16:51,703
and you must pay!

385
00:16:53,078 --> 00:16:55,043
Now you have to deal with me.

386
00:16:55,076 --> 00:16:57,296
Still wondering
where Kurt went?

387
00:16:58,048 --> 00:16:59,352
Listen carefully, Brenda.

388
00:16:59,385 --> 00:17:01,055
There's only one means
of atonement:

389
00:17:01,088 --> 00:17:03,293
fill out forms 308C
and have them on Cheryl's desk

390
00:17:03,326 --> 00:17:05,130
- by 5:00 if you can!
- What?

391
00:17:05,163 --> 00:17:06,923
And don't forget
to loop in Stetson

392
00:17:06,947 --> 00:17:08,270
from accounting, even if it means

393
00:17:08,303 --> 00:17:10,518
pinging him over lunch!

394
00:17:11,643 --> 00:17:13,180
Uh, what's up Bren-Bren?

395
00:17:13,541 --> 00:17:16,000
- Homeys?
- So...

396
00:17:16,025 --> 00:17:18,764
they're not masterminds
feigning normalcy

397
00:17:18,789 --> 00:17:20,993
as part of a psychosexual
game of life or death?

398
00:17:21,018 --> 00:17:22,383
No, thank God.

399
00:17:22,408 --> 00:17:24,886
They're just idiots who've
been given too much power.

400
00:17:24,911 --> 00:17:26,471
Let's just get back to work.

401
00:17:28,910 --> 00:17:31,070
Huh, so being
our weird selves made them feel

402
00:17:31,094 --> 00:17:32,785
secure enough to start working.

403
00:17:32,818 --> 00:17:34,054
With all this, I bet they get

404
00:17:34,087 --> 00:17:35,858
a regular amount of work done
this week.

405
00:17:35,891 --> 00:17:38,730
So that means... we did it!
We're average!

406
00:17:38,763 --> 00:17:40,200
- Ha!
- Yeah!

407
00:17:40,233 --> 00:17:43,338
God, is this what the rest
of America feels like?

408
00:17:43,506 --> 00:17:45,511
Look, I'm not
totally solvent yet,

409
00:17:45,544 --> 00:17:48,846
so this triple whiskey
is mostly Diet Shasta.

410
00:17:51,856 --> 00:17:55,731
God damn it, just say
you don't like the drink!

411
00:17:57,110 --> 00:17:58,679
Everyone turned on us?

412
00:17:58,897 --> 00:17:59,968
Even...

413
00:18:00,941 --> 00:18:03,507
Lil Ricky, where's Archer?

414
00:18:04,317 --> 00:18:05,851
Ow!

415
00:18:06,953 --> 00:18:09,993
- Lana, you're alive!
- And thank God I am.

416
00:18:10,026 --> 00:18:11,796
I barely made it out
of there in one piece.

417
00:18:11,829 --> 00:18:13,166
Couldn't find the detonator
anywhere, and I was sure

418
00:18:13,199 --> 00:18:14,769
it was in the bathroom,
so I kept having to be like,

419
00:18:14,802 --> 00:18:16,005
"Can I go to the bathroom?"
And then Rodrigo was like,

420
00:18:16,038 --> 00:18:17,274
"What, do you have
a yeast infection?"

421
00:18:17,307 --> 00:18:18,844
And he seemed
genuinely concerned,

422
00:18:18,877 --> 00:18:20,597
and he gave me the name
of a good urologist.

423
00:18:20,621 --> 00:18:22,118
It was, like, a Dr. Tay?
D-Dr. Pug?

424
00:18:22,151 --> 00:18:24,155
Uh, anyway,
and then I felt weird,

425
00:18:24,188 --> 00:18:25,488
and then they shot at me a bunch.

426
00:18:25,492 --> 00:18:29,332
- And hit you a bunch. Are you okay?
- Huh. Barely felt it.

427
00:18:29,365 --> 00:18:31,845
Even though he's trying to kill
us, I gotta hand it to Rodrigo.

428
00:18:31,869 --> 00:18:33,307
He has got some great cocaína.

429
00:18:33,340 --> 00:18:35,177
Oh, right.
I never even thought to ask.

430
00:18:35,210 --> 00:18:38,250
Pam, is being close to cocaine
triggering for you?

431
00:18:38,283 --> 00:18:40,254
Look, I'm not proud
of that period of my life.

432
00:18:40,287 --> 00:18:41,923
You know how when you're a kid

433
00:18:41,956 --> 00:18:43,827
and you've been craving
some specific kind of candy

434
00:18:43,860 --> 00:18:45,100
and you get some birthday money

435
00:18:45,130 --> 00:18:46,566
and you buy, like,
six bags of it

436
00:18:46,599 --> 00:18:49,037
and eat it all and get sick
and never want it again?

437
00:18:49,070 --> 00:18:52,991
For me, it's like that with cocaine.
Except I still want it.

438
00:18:54,047 --> 00:18:55,367
But more urgently,
care to tell us

439
00:18:55,391 --> 00:18:57,154
why I'm unloading a clip
on the regulars

440
00:18:57,187 --> 00:18:59,351
I've come to think of
as familia?

441
00:19:00,293 --> 00:19:03,300
Rodrigo doesn't just run the coke.
He runs the town.

442
00:19:03,333 --> 00:19:05,013
Everyone from the facility
lives down here.

443
00:19:05,037 --> 00:19:06,339
I mean, well,
maybe not everyone.

444
00:19:06,372 --> 00:19:08,410
I actually ran into some crazy
census data, but...

445
00:19:08,443 --> 00:19:10,814
Focus! What about the locals
and the fishermen?

446
00:19:10,847 --> 00:19:12,284
Oh, right! Yes! Yes! Yes!

447
00:19:12,317 --> 00:19:13,637
They are the locals and fishermen!

448
00:19:13,661 --> 00:19:15,591
- Yes, that's it!
- The entire town

449
00:19:15,624 --> 00:19:18,463
makes cocaine for Rodrigo?
Why?

450
00:19:18,496 --> 00:19:20,834
How else are we supposed
to make a living out here?

451
00:19:20,867 --> 00:19:22,371
Uh, tourism?

452
00:19:22,404 --> 00:19:24,524
You've got all this nature
and priceless architecture.

453
00:19:24,542 --> 00:19:27,780
Not for long.
Fire in the hole!

454
00:19:31,489 --> 00:19:33,894
Come on.
Come on, buddy.

455
00:19:34,218 --> 00:19:35,211
Damn it!

456
00:19:35,236 --> 00:19:37,173
That's it!
I... oh, shit.

457
00:19:37,198 --> 00:19:39,904
Things look bad for the gang.
I've gotta go save them.

458
00:19:39,929 --> 00:19:43,161
But once I step off this boat,
Domingo is no more.

459
00:19:43,186 --> 00:19:44,549
Is paradise truly paradise

460
00:19:44,582 --> 00:19:46,851
if it comes at such a steep price?

461
00:19:47,085 --> 00:19:48,390
What a quandary.

462
00:19:48,423 --> 00:19:50,093
Okay, I can decide after I

463
00:19:50,127 --> 00:19:52,431
beat the ass of whoever did that.

464
00:19:54,460 --> 00:19:56,976
Buenas noches, Domingo.

465
00:20:01,093 --> 00:20:02,976
Give it up. You're surrounded.

466
00:20:03,000 --> 00:20:04,715
So step out here
and we can preserve

467
00:20:04,740 --> 00:20:07,399
at least some of this
irreplaceable architecture.

468
00:20:07,561 --> 00:20:09,298
Any last words?

469
00:20:09,331 --> 00:20:10,944
Domingo?

470
00:20:14,208 --> 00:20:16,036
Hey, everyone.
Three things.

471
00:20:16,061 --> 00:20:17,911
One, I never caught any fish.

472
00:20:17,936 --> 00:20:20,685
I'd hike every day to a town
over and buy marlin at the market.

473
00:20:20,710 --> 00:20:24,228
- Aw, I looked up to you.
- Two, Lana, I owe you an apology.

474
00:20:24,261 --> 00:20:26,633
With your level of chaos
and unprofessionalism,

475
00:20:26,666 --> 00:20:29,004
you absolutely deserve
to be in the field.

476
00:20:29,037 --> 00:20:30,039
- Archer...
- You're lucky

477
00:20:30,072 --> 00:20:31,312
I'm in great shape, by the way.

478
00:20:31,336 --> 00:20:32,545
I swam that mile in no time.

479
00:20:32,578 --> 00:20:34,582
- Archer!
- Wait! Shit!

480
00:20:34,615 --> 00:20:36,775
- How are you still standing?
- What can I say?

481
00:20:37,087 --> 00:20:38,585
Great coke.

482
00:20:57,290 --> 00:21:00,031
Holy shitsnacks!
How'd you do that?

483
00:21:00,056 --> 00:21:02,371
Oh, me, just transcended
time and space.

484
00:21:02,404 --> 00:21:04,775
Junio says hola, by the way.

485
00:21:04,808 --> 00:21:07,113
Ugh, whatever.
I'm over this place.

486
00:21:07,146 --> 00:21:08,826
And if I ever say anything
about self-care,

487
00:21:08,850 --> 00:21:11,389
remind me that it's just
rebranded narcissism.

488
00:21:11,422 --> 00:21:14,262
- Will that stop you?
- No. That's why I like it.

489
00:21:14,295 --> 00:21:15,775
You know,
maybe it's the kilo coursing

490
00:21:15,808 --> 00:21:17,408
through my bloodstream,
but you're right.

491
00:21:17,432 --> 00:21:20,142
We're spies, not tourists.

492
00:21:20,167 --> 00:21:22,204
So what was
your third confession?

493
00:21:22,915 --> 00:21:24,515
What?!
When did you find it?

494
00:21:24,548 --> 00:21:26,454
Almost right away.

495
00:21:31,127 --> 00:21:32,831
Ah.

496
00:21:33,134 --> 00:21:36,138
once I come down from all this coke,
Cheryl and Krieger are fired.

497
00:21:36,171 --> 00:21:38,175
I don't know,
after all that cocaína,

498
00:21:38,208 --> 00:21:40,112
you might wanna
wean your body off it

499
00:21:40,145 --> 00:21:42,183
over the next couple of...
years.

500
00:21:42,217 --> 00:21:43,687
Shit. Yeah. Huh.

501
00:21:43,720 --> 00:21:45,490
Well, maybe self-care
isn't all that bad.

502
00:21:45,523 --> 00:21:47,160
Oh, no, you mean...

503
00:21:47,193 --> 00:21:50,267
Yeah, what's a vacation
without a souvenir?

504
00:21:50,300 --> 00:21:52,271
No, Lana.
I've been down that road.

505
00:21:52,304 --> 00:21:55,532
That stuff will cost you
family, friends, everything.

506
00:21:57,212 --> 00:21:59,318
All right. Great.
14-hour boat ride, sober.

507
00:21:59,351 --> 00:22:01,322
Anyone else wanna make it
any fucking shittier?

508
00:22:01,355 --> 00:22:03,793
I bet you're thinking,
should the solano winds

509
00:22:03,826 --> 00:22:06,098
be this active this time of year?

510
00:22:06,131 --> 00:22:07,417
Well, interesting question,

511
00:22:07,418 --> 00:22:10,474
- and the answer is...
- Rhetorical!

512
00:22:11,134 --> 00:22:13,008
I miss my sea otter.

513
00:22:18,054 --> 00:22:25,054
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