1 00:00:35,638 --> 00:00:37,509 Can you not do that? 2 00:00:37,542 --> 00:00:39,212 Can't not. Won't not. 3 00:00:39,940 --> 00:00:41,635 _ 4 00:00:49,229 --> 00:00:51,456 Time can eat a rack of balls. 5 00:00:51,721 --> 00:00:53,198 _ 6 00:00:53,223 --> 00:00:55,185 So this is immediately grim. 7 00:00:55,210 --> 00:00:56,424 But to cheer everyone up, 8 00:00:56,449 --> 00:00:59,193 I decided to get you all a Friday smoothie. 9 00:00:59,218 --> 00:01:00,722 - Yay. - And then I thought 10 00:01:00,755 --> 00:01:02,182 it would be hard to carry them all, 11 00:01:02,207 --> 00:01:03,644 so I decided to tell you I forgot. 12 00:01:03,669 --> 00:01:05,823 But then, I forgot to do that. 13 00:01:09,305 --> 00:01:10,608 No return address. 14 00:01:10,641 --> 00:01:12,144 - Yeah, it's a trap. - Clearly a trap. 15 00:01:12,177 --> 00:01:13,940 Ooh, do we think it's maybe time 16 00:01:13,965 --> 00:01:16,821 to test my roof catapult and motion-tracking autocannon? 17 00:01:16,854 --> 00:01:19,125 Or is it definitely time? 18 00:01:19,158 --> 00:01:20,729 Let's shoot some box-skeet! 19 00:01:20,762 --> 00:01:23,838 Yeah! Though we should probably call it something else. 20 00:01:23,863 --> 00:01:25,292 Guys? Guys? 21 00:01:25,317 --> 00:01:26,882 You guys hear that, or do they just go 22 00:01:26,907 --> 00:01:28,611 super hard at the smoothie place? 23 00:01:28,644 --> 00:01:29,963 I don't hear anything. Roof gun? 24 00:01:29,988 --> 00:01:31,658 Guys, can you not blow up the box? 25 00:01:31,683 --> 00:01:33,487 'Cause I'm almost out of power here. 26 00:01:33,521 --> 00:01:35,667 Barry? Thank Cyborg Jesus. 27 00:01:35,692 --> 00:01:37,670 You're alive? Why are you in a box? 28 00:01:37,695 --> 00:01:39,533 Ooh. God, thank you. 29 00:01:39,566 --> 00:01:42,049 Yeah, kind of a long story. 30 00:01:44,167 --> 00:01:46,146 Sorry, still not great with the operating 31 00:01:46,179 --> 00:01:47,649 the, whole fridge thing. 32 00:01:47,682 --> 00:01:50,689 Now, that's what I call a cold open. 33 00:01:50,722 --> 00:01:51,691 Who's that for? 34 00:02:24,509 --> 00:02:31,409 credits 35 00:02:33,306 --> 00:02:35,277 So what I'm getting is that this mini-fridge 36 00:02:35,310 --> 00:02:37,041 is a friend of yours? 37 00:02:37,066 --> 00:02:39,184 Yeah, Barry, what's the deal here? 38 00:02:39,209 --> 00:02:40,713 Wait, are we in the break room? 39 00:02:40,855 --> 00:02:42,393 I know you've got other outlets. 40 00:02:42,418 --> 00:02:44,303 Yeah, we thought you'd be more comfortable in here 41 00:02:44,328 --> 00:02:45,627 with your kind. 42 00:02:45,652 --> 00:02:49,276 Unless that's appliance racist, if that's a thing. 43 00:02:49,301 --> 00:02:52,071 If you have to ask, then it definitely is. 44 00:02:52,096 --> 00:02:53,514 Loosen up. 45 00:02:54,073 --> 00:02:55,384 Hey, do that one more time. 46 00:02:55,870 --> 00:02:57,254 Let's all just chill. 47 00:02:57,287 --> 00:02:58,791 Nice, appliance racist. 48 00:02:58,816 --> 00:03:00,654 So he said, moving this along, 49 00:03:00,679 --> 00:03:03,979 remember how me and Other Barry were trapped in the same body? 50 00:03:05,088 --> 00:03:07,274 And I told you how to shut me down, 51 00:03:07,307 --> 00:03:10,674 basically saving your lives by sacrificing myself? 52 00:03:10,787 --> 00:03:12,858 Seriously? Come on. 53 00:03:12,883 --> 00:03:16,393 I cannot believe I have to remind you about this. 54 00:03:16,418 --> 00:03:17,805 If anything, it was the scientist guy 55 00:03:17,829 --> 00:03:19,393 who sacrificed himself. 56 00:03:19,418 --> 00:03:21,198 Colt! And he was my best friend. 57 00:03:21,223 --> 00:03:22,915 Aw, during our tearful goodbye, 58 00:03:22,940 --> 00:03:24,308 he told me that I should... 59 00:03:24,341 --> 00:03:26,159 Come... whose story is this? 60 00:03:26,184 --> 00:03:29,594 Anyhoo, the electrical surge somehow let me reach out 61 00:03:29,619 --> 00:03:31,857 and find this Wi-Fi-enabled fridge 62 00:03:31,890 --> 00:03:33,694 and transfer my consciousness. 63 00:03:33,727 --> 00:03:35,598 But by the time I got it running... 64 00:03:35,631 --> 00:03:37,334 Hey, guys, I'm alive. 65 00:03:37,367 --> 00:03:38,504 Cool. 66 00:03:39,557 --> 00:03:40,975 Once they cleared the rubble, 67 00:03:41,000 --> 00:03:42,704 I took remote control of a forklift 68 00:03:42,745 --> 00:03:44,205 and carried myself out. 69 00:03:44,230 --> 00:03:45,634 But my powers were limited, 70 00:03:45,659 --> 00:03:48,866 so I ended up in a college dorm room. 71 00:03:48,891 --> 00:03:50,494 You're not gonna clean that up? 72 00:03:50,528 --> 00:03:54,213 Then I was a prop on a fetish porn set. 73 00:03:54,238 --> 00:03:55,916 You're not gonna clean that up? 74 00:03:55,941 --> 00:03:58,719 But now I'm... h-hey, that's really distracting. 75 00:03:58,744 --> 00:04:01,349 Damn. I really wanted that. 76 00:04:01,382 --> 00:04:02,619 You're not gonna clean that up? 77 00:04:02,652 --> 00:04:04,385 Is that a real question? 78 00:04:04,410 --> 00:04:06,827 Hold on. This refrigerator person is scientifically 79 00:04:06,860 --> 00:04:08,998 and philosophically earth-shattering. 80 00:04:09,213 --> 00:04:11,737 - She's new. - So you did it once. 81 00:04:11,770 --> 00:04:13,340 Can't you transfer into something else? 82 00:04:13,373 --> 00:04:14,534 No, I can't. 83 00:04:14,559 --> 00:04:16,377 Think it had something to do with the power surge. 84 00:04:16,402 --> 00:04:17,924 Not to worry, I'll figure it out, 85 00:04:17,949 --> 00:04:20,020 no matter how many human-animal hybrids 86 00:04:20,053 --> 00:04:22,491 we have to sacrifice to get there. 87 00:04:22,525 --> 00:04:24,028 Yeah, don't let him ever touch me. 88 00:04:24,061 --> 00:04:26,393 Yeah, that's pretty much the consensus around here. 89 00:04:26,418 --> 00:04:29,588 Well, unfortunately, there's no time anyway, because... 90 00:04:31,161 --> 00:04:32,565 Other Barry's back? 91 00:04:32,590 --> 00:04:35,392 I picked up some ripples out there in the ether, 92 00:04:35,417 --> 00:04:38,502 and yes, Other Barry must have gotten out like me. 93 00:04:38,527 --> 00:04:41,404 Or he was resurrected or some friggin' thing. 94 00:04:41,429 --> 00:04:42,252 But he's back. 95 00:04:42,277 --> 00:04:44,252 Can we please take a step back here? 96 00:04:44,277 --> 00:04:47,684 Human-scale artificial intelligence actually exists. 97 00:04:48,011 --> 00:04:50,557 More like arti-fridgal intelligence. 98 00:04:51,172 --> 00:04:52,284 - Yes. - Nice. 99 00:04:52,309 --> 00:04:54,063 Sometimes they just come to me. 100 00:04:54,088 --> 00:04:55,088 Yeah, yeah, yeah. Very nice. 101 00:04:55,113 --> 00:04:56,573 But how can we continue as before 102 00:04:56,598 --> 00:04:58,971 knowing that the next stage of consciousness is nigh? 103 00:04:58,996 --> 00:05:01,526 More like arti-fridgal intelligence. 104 00:05:02,268 --> 00:05:04,572 Sti... still really, really good. 105 00:05:05,611 --> 00:05:07,916 OK, we've got a little more of a handle on this. 106 00:05:07,949 --> 00:05:10,053 - Krieger? - So something is drawing 107 00:05:10,086 --> 00:05:12,487 huge amounts of power from the Hoover Dam. 108 00:05:12,512 --> 00:05:14,237 Luckily, I'm pretty good at power tracing 109 00:05:14,262 --> 00:05:16,808 because I siphon off the grid, like, all the time. 110 00:05:16,833 --> 00:05:18,838 But not to here, right? 111 00:05:18,871 --> 00:05:20,370 That feels like a trick question. 112 00:05:20,395 --> 00:05:21,377 Which part? 113 00:05:21,402 --> 00:05:22,502 The question part? 114 00:05:22,527 --> 00:05:24,276 Anyway, it's going to Yucca Mountain. 115 00:05:24,301 --> 00:05:25,385 The government started building 116 00:05:25,410 --> 00:05:27,204 a permanent nuclear waste storage site there, 117 00:05:27,229 --> 00:05:28,565 but it was never completed. 118 00:05:28,590 --> 00:05:29,993 Where do they put the waste now? 119 00:05:30,026 --> 00:05:31,362 Neh, just around. 120 00:05:31,387 --> 00:05:32,995 Fantastic country you've got here. 121 00:05:33,020 --> 00:05:35,546 Yeah, it's too bad we don't live on the soggy remains 122 00:05:35,571 --> 00:05:37,791 - of a crumbled empire. - Give it time. 123 00:05:37,816 --> 00:05:39,662 Other Barry is building something big. 124 00:05:39,687 --> 00:05:42,259 Been a lot of chatter in the black market contractor world. 125 00:05:42,284 --> 00:05:44,087 Great. So now there's evil plumbers? 126 00:05:44,112 --> 00:05:45,034 Always have been. 127 00:05:45,059 --> 00:05:47,436 Think the Roman Empire had lead pipes on accident? 128 00:05:47,963 --> 00:05:48,664 Yes? 129 00:05:48,697 --> 00:05:50,702 So naive. Goth plumbers. 130 00:05:50,735 --> 00:05:51,971 Cool! 131 00:05:52,004 --> 00:05:53,495 - Not that kind. - Aw. 132 00:05:53,520 --> 00:05:56,112 Yucca strike team is Archer, Pam, Cyril, and Krieger. 133 00:05:56,145 --> 00:05:57,448 Wait, you're not coming? 134 00:05:57,473 --> 00:05:58,851 Definitely not the first time 135 00:05:58,884 --> 00:06:00,143 you've used that phrase. 136 00:06:01,112 --> 00:06:02,455 Ice cold. 137 00:06:03,348 --> 00:06:04,744 It's OK when I say it. 138 00:06:04,857 --> 00:06:07,721 Lana, I'm not sure what credentials I lack here 139 00:06:07,746 --> 00:06:10,115 other than some kind of minimum blood alcohol level... 140 00:06:10,140 --> 00:06:11,534 You have to stay committed. 141 00:06:11,559 --> 00:06:13,989 but I respectfully request to join the mission, 142 00:06:14,014 --> 00:06:18,401 or else you will look like a complete numpty! 143 00:06:18,726 --> 00:06:21,772 To continue, Zara, you will join Ray and me 144 00:06:21,797 --> 00:06:22,999 on a linked mission. 145 00:06:23,032 --> 00:06:25,073 Withdrawn. Forget I said that. 146 00:06:25,098 --> 00:06:28,009 The main power line to Yucca was buried to prevent sabotage. 147 00:06:28,042 --> 00:06:29,846 Years later, when the project was abandoned, 148 00:06:29,879 --> 00:06:31,984 an office building was built over the access point. 149 00:06:32,017 --> 00:06:33,654 Whatever doom machine he's got in there, 150 00:06:33,687 --> 00:06:35,591 it looks like it's protected by some kind 151 00:06:35,624 --> 00:06:37,529 of high-energy field. 152 00:06:37,562 --> 00:06:39,866 I'm gonna say a laser matrix 153 00:06:39,899 --> 00:06:41,752 but just because those are fun words. 154 00:06:41,777 --> 00:06:44,377 My team will cut the power to disable the... 155 00:06:44,809 --> 00:06:46,714 Laser matrix! 156 00:06:46,747 --> 00:06:48,918 Sure. Then you'll destroy Barry and his death machine. 157 00:06:48,951 --> 00:06:49,920 Any questions? 158 00:06:49,953 --> 00:06:50,713 Yeah. 159 00:06:50,738 --> 00:06:52,800 Why is Krieger holding a bowl of eggs? 160 00:06:52,825 --> 00:06:53,995 I'm sorry. 161 00:06:54,028 --> 00:06:55,072 I thought this was a lunch meeting. 162 00:06:55,096 --> 00:06:56,377 Well, let me just put these... 163 00:06:57,088 --> 00:06:58,573 What... what are you doing, chief? 164 00:06:58,598 --> 00:07:01,409 Are those peeled, uncovered hard-boiled eggs? 165 00:07:02,928 --> 00:07:05,365 Does it help if they're not bird eggs? 166 00:07:06,432 --> 00:07:08,189 Well, at least it doesn't look 167 00:07:08,222 --> 00:07:11,195 exactly like the yawning maw of death itself. 168 00:07:11,228 --> 00:07:12,799 Well, at least if I die, 169 00:07:12,832 --> 00:07:14,770 I'll be able to put down this damn refrigerator. 170 00:07:14,803 --> 00:07:16,774 I'm not a damn refrigerator. 171 00:07:16,807 --> 00:07:18,778 I'm a highly evolved sentient life-form. 172 00:07:18,811 --> 00:07:20,815 Yeah, in a damn refrigerator. 173 00:07:22,250 --> 00:07:23,921 Hey, man. What's up? 174 00:07:23,954 --> 00:07:24,956 Nothing. 175 00:07:24,989 --> 00:07:26,901 Just mentally preparing. 176 00:07:26,926 --> 00:07:29,010 I'm not sure if you noticed, Pam, but Other Barry 177 00:07:29,035 --> 00:07:31,846 tends to beat the ever-living shit out of me all the time. 178 00:07:31,871 --> 00:07:34,183 - We're here to help, buddy. - Thanks, home appliance. 179 00:07:34,208 --> 00:07:36,947 But I might feel better about that if you had, you know, 180 00:07:36,980 --> 00:07:38,116 arms or legs. 181 00:07:38,149 --> 00:07:39,820 Hey, I brought these for you. 182 00:07:39,853 --> 00:07:41,385 I got it from my cool Aunt Gerty. 183 00:07:41,410 --> 00:07:43,969 She gave it to me right before she got busted in Canada 184 00:07:43,994 --> 00:07:45,665 for bootlegging cheese curds. 185 00:07:45,698 --> 00:07:46,800 Pam, these are great, 186 00:07:46,833 --> 00:07:48,804 but I'm not sure if they're enough. 187 00:07:48,837 --> 00:07:50,675 Wait, we do have a secret weapon! 188 00:07:50,708 --> 00:07:52,220 Barry, does Other Barry have weaknesses 189 00:07:52,244 --> 00:07:53,814 we can use to defeat him? 190 00:07:53,847 --> 00:07:55,050 Man, that's a great question. 191 00:07:55,083 --> 00:07:55,985 Why didn't I think of that? 192 00:07:56,018 --> 00:07:58,189 Let me think. 193 00:08:01,442 --> 00:08:02,604 No. 194 00:08:09,879 --> 00:08:11,015 I need a break. 195 00:08:11,048 --> 00:08:12,807 Anyone else want to carry this thing? 196 00:08:13,190 --> 00:08:14,155 Have a name. 197 00:08:14,188 --> 00:08:17,127 Sorry, does anyone else want to carry Dorkballs here? 198 00:08:17,160 --> 00:08:19,862 - You seem fine. - Ray. Come in, Ray. You there? 199 00:08:23,073 --> 00:08:24,175 How's Yucca team doing? 200 00:08:24,341 --> 00:08:26,012 Great. Well, I assume. 201 00:08:26,045 --> 00:08:27,549 You know, they're inside a mountain. 202 00:08:27,574 --> 00:08:29,920 There's not, like, a whole bunch of reception in there. 203 00:08:29,953 --> 00:08:31,723 So while Zara and I scout the target, 204 00:08:31,756 --> 00:08:33,284 you're not doing anything? 205 00:08:33,651 --> 00:08:34,666 Reductive. 206 00:08:34,691 --> 00:08:36,809 But the whole reason we're doing the mission today 207 00:08:36,833 --> 00:08:38,269 is 'cause they're having a party, 208 00:08:38,302 --> 00:08:40,830 so it should be easy to sneak downstairs. 209 00:08:40,855 --> 00:08:42,946 Plus, do you really need me monitoring 210 00:08:42,979 --> 00:08:45,877 how many of these tech bros are looking at your yabos? 211 00:08:45,902 --> 00:08:47,907 It had better be all of them. 212 00:08:47,940 --> 00:08:49,877 Although it is making it harder to sneak away. 213 00:08:50,059 --> 00:08:51,690 Oi, shit for brains, 214 00:08:51,715 --> 00:08:53,308 if I wanted to talk to you, I still wouldn't. 215 00:08:53,332 --> 00:08:54,678 I'd go home and stick my head in a blender 216 00:08:54,702 --> 00:08:55,671 for even thinking it. 217 00:08:55,704 --> 00:08:56,823 Now, fuck off. 218 00:08:56,848 --> 00:08:58,218 If it'll make you feel better, 219 00:08:58,242 --> 00:09:00,046 I will do a thorough scan. 220 00:09:00,079 --> 00:09:01,315 Nerd. Nerd. 221 00:09:01,348 --> 00:09:02,652 Dork. Geek. 222 00:09:02,685 --> 00:09:04,518 Nerd. N-. 223 00:09:04,543 --> 00:09:05,746 - What? - Well... 224 00:09:05,925 --> 00:09:07,796 it's not great. 225 00:09:13,338 --> 00:09:15,682 So kind of a funny story. 226 00:09:17,380 --> 00:09:18,784 Come on, Pam! 227 00:09:18,817 --> 00:09:20,721 I said I needed a break. 228 00:09:20,754 --> 00:09:22,357 And I said you looked fine. 229 00:09:22,390 --> 00:09:24,002 Why would you mislead me like that? 230 00:09:24,027 --> 00:09:25,120 Don't worry, I got it, 231 00:09:25,145 --> 00:09:27,580 'cause I think these guys are... slipping. 232 00:09:30,370 --> 00:09:32,320 We need to throw the kitchen sink at them 233 00:09:32,344 --> 00:09:34,315 or something bigger. 234 00:09:34,348 --> 00:09:36,228 Yeah, but, like, what... no, no, no, no, no, no! 235 00:09:37,822 --> 00:09:39,058 - Cyril! - What? 236 00:09:39,091 --> 00:09:40,695 Do the one thing you actually do! 237 00:09:40,728 --> 00:09:43,667 Suppressing fire! 238 00:09:43,700 --> 00:09:45,300 Wait, no, no, no. What... what are you... 239 00:09:46,192 --> 00:09:48,150 Just put me down! Come on, man! 240 00:09:48,175 --> 00:09:49,813 Why are you mad? You helped. 241 00:09:49,846 --> 00:09:51,148 Because I'm not bulletproof. 242 00:09:51,181 --> 00:09:53,219 I took a hit to the compressor. 243 00:09:53,252 --> 00:09:54,255 I'm useless now! 244 00:09:54,288 --> 00:09:55,718 Don't say that. 245 00:09:55,743 --> 00:09:57,890 We need you for intelligence on Other Barry. 246 00:09:57,915 --> 00:09:59,707 He doesn't know any of that. 247 00:09:59,732 --> 00:10:02,939 Really? So... what are we doing? 248 00:10:02,972 --> 00:10:04,408 Well, whenever I'm at my lowest, 249 00:10:04,441 --> 00:10:06,847 I always return to one fundamental truth: 250 00:10:06,880 --> 00:10:09,351 at least I'm not Cyril. 251 00:10:09,384 --> 00:10:11,088 Hey, I just did something! 252 00:10:11,121 --> 00:10:12,825 I'd call you a one-trick pony, Cyril, 253 00:10:12,858 --> 00:10:14,395 but ponies probably have better aim. 254 00:10:14,428 --> 00:10:16,165 We really need to get going, guys. 255 00:10:16,198 --> 00:10:17,702 Ho-ho, I see. 256 00:10:17,735 --> 00:10:19,247 We... we're just gonna stop before I can say 257 00:10:19,271 --> 00:10:23,012 that ponies can't hold guns because of hooves! 258 00:10:23,045 --> 00:10:24,916 And off that devastating riposte... 259 00:10:24,949 --> 00:10:26,763 Cyril, just grab Barry. 260 00:10:26,788 --> 00:10:27,882 Why me? 261 00:10:27,907 --> 00:10:31,028 Because you're the one I can most reliably intimidate. 262 00:10:31,726 --> 00:10:33,901 I swear, one of these days, 263 00:10:33,934 --> 00:10:35,702 I will show them all. 264 00:10:36,138 --> 00:10:38,109 Yeah, I can, hear you, buddy. 265 00:10:38,142 --> 00:10:39,257 Damn it. 266 00:10:43,616 --> 00:10:46,793 Man, these are really substandard goons. 267 00:10:46,826 --> 00:10:49,304 I almost feel bad kicking the snot out of them. 268 00:10:50,199 --> 00:10:52,070 - Almost. - I don't get it. 269 00:10:52,103 --> 00:10:53,883 Why doesn't Other Barry just make a bunch of copies 270 00:10:53,907 --> 00:10:55,745 of himself to use as goons? 271 00:10:55,778 --> 00:10:58,944 Guys, maybe because this. 272 00:10:59,890 --> 00:11:01,890 Well, seems like this particular Barry 273 00:11:01,923 --> 00:11:03,426 doesn't play well with others. 274 00:11:03,459 --> 00:11:05,593 So he's more evil now? 275 00:11:05,798 --> 00:11:07,735 And from this equipment, it looks like 276 00:11:07,768 --> 00:11:09,739 he's experimenting with nanobots. 277 00:11:09,772 --> 00:11:11,142 I hate nanobots. 278 00:11:11,175 --> 00:11:12,804 - Why? - Too small. 279 00:11:12,829 --> 00:11:14,633 Guys, can you give me a sec? 280 00:11:14,658 --> 00:11:16,193 Yeah, no, yeah. Take your time. 281 00:11:16,218 --> 00:11:17,889 I'd rather not be part of the group. 282 00:11:17,922 --> 00:11:19,926 Hey, I didn't make you into a fridge. 283 00:11:19,959 --> 00:11:21,763 Did you make yourself into a bitch? 284 00:11:21,796 --> 00:11:23,333 - Wow. - I'm sorry. 285 00:11:23,366 --> 00:11:26,339 I'm just upset that I'm stuck in this situation. 286 00:11:26,372 --> 00:11:29,044 Just not feeling super useful, you know? 287 00:11:29,077 --> 00:11:30,347 I know what you mean. 288 00:11:30,380 --> 00:11:31,507 I've been... 289 00:11:31,532 --> 00:11:33,186 I'm a fridge, not a therapy couch. 290 00:11:33,219 --> 00:11:35,090 Why don't you skip another leg day, 291 00:11:35,123 --> 00:11:36,827 then try to pick me up? 292 00:11:39,140 --> 00:11:41,469 So why don't you skip another leg day, 293 00:11:41,503 --> 00:11:42,839 then try to pick me up? 294 00:11:42,872 --> 00:11:44,108 Now, fuck off. 295 00:11:45,410 --> 00:11:47,515 Zara, we're kind of trying to blend in here. 296 00:11:47,548 --> 00:11:48,734 Wouldn't rejecting these nerds 297 00:11:48,759 --> 00:11:50,195 be the kind of thing they're used to? 298 00:11:50,219 --> 00:11:51,464 Bunch of rich pricks with wallets 299 00:11:51,488 --> 00:11:52,925 where their cocks should be. 300 00:11:53,960 --> 00:11:54,996 What's going on with you? 301 00:11:55,029 --> 00:11:57,000 Nothing. Why are you being weird? 302 00:11:58,302 --> 00:11:59,873 We've got an opening. Let's go. 303 00:12:04,890 --> 00:12:06,987 Damn it, those two bogies are on your tail. 304 00:12:07,020 --> 00:12:08,507 How is that possible? 305 00:12:08,532 --> 00:12:10,235 How could Barry have known we were coming? 306 00:12:10,259 --> 00:12:11,963 I don't know, maybe he was detecting 307 00:12:11,996 --> 00:12:13,534 your weird mood swings from space. 308 00:12:13,567 --> 00:12:14,851 Right? 309 00:12:16,359 --> 00:12:17,875 I was right. 310 00:12:17,908 --> 00:12:20,702 It was a laser matrix. 311 00:12:20,902 --> 00:12:22,741 Nice, we can get reception here. 312 00:12:22,766 --> 00:12:24,616 Ray, are they in position for the power cut? 313 00:12:24,641 --> 00:12:25,967 We need to place these detonators, 314 00:12:25,991 --> 00:12:28,564 and the laser matrix is still up. 315 00:12:28,597 --> 00:12:30,100 What? You're already in position? 316 00:12:30,133 --> 00:12:32,170 At the time we said, yes. 317 00:12:32,203 --> 00:12:34,008 You sure your watch isn't fast? 318 00:12:34,041 --> 00:12:35,386 Ray, this watch could survive a fall 319 00:12:35,410 --> 00:12:36,980 from the Empire State Building 320 00:12:37,013 --> 00:12:38,425 and still get me to three tightly scheduled 321 00:12:38,449 --> 00:12:40,120 group sex opportunities. 322 00:12:40,153 --> 00:12:41,890 And I know that because I've done it. 323 00:12:41,923 --> 00:12:42,925 What is going on? 324 00:12:42,958 --> 00:12:44,070 Wait, was one of them on top 325 00:12:44,094 --> 00:12:45,397 of the Empire State Building? 326 00:12:45,430 --> 00:12:46,600 - Ray. - You know what? 327 00:12:46,633 --> 00:12:48,102 Let me patch you through. 328 00:12:48,135 --> 00:12:49,839 Lana, what the hell is going on? 329 00:12:52,177 --> 00:12:54,562 God, stairs. 330 00:12:57,007 --> 00:12:58,533 What did... what did you do to me? 331 00:12:58,557 --> 00:12:59,893 Nanobots. 332 00:13:01,148 --> 00:13:03,399 Jeez, you guys were just talking about this. 333 00:13:03,432 --> 00:13:05,003 Friggin' pay attention. 334 00:13:05,036 --> 00:13:07,307 Hold up. Why do you have a fridge? 335 00:13:07,976 --> 00:13:09,011 Gross! 336 00:13:09,044 --> 00:13:10,480 Hard-boiled eggs without a cover. 337 00:13:10,514 --> 00:13:12,885 What sort of person does that? 338 00:13:12,918 --> 00:13:15,710 Now I really am glad I'm wiping out humanity. 339 00:13:15,944 --> 00:13:17,929 Well, you must've done something. 340 00:13:17,962 --> 00:13:19,905 Otherwise, how would they know we'd be here? 341 00:13:19,930 --> 00:13:21,667 How do I know? Just fix it! 342 00:13:21,692 --> 00:13:23,952 - So what? We just wait, then? - I guess. 343 00:13:23,977 --> 00:13:26,955 I was all worked up for some kind of evil death robot fight. 344 00:13:26,980 --> 00:13:28,917 Yeah, I mean, I brought all this cool stuff. 345 00:13:28,950 --> 00:13:32,913 Got circuit neutralizers, handheld mini-EMPs, and this... 346 00:13:32,938 --> 00:13:34,875 that's for something else. 347 00:13:34,962 --> 00:13:36,474 Where have you been? And where's Barry? 348 00:13:36,498 --> 00:13:38,046 Guys, watch out! 349 00:13:38,071 --> 00:13:39,312 Watch out for what? 350 00:13:39,537 --> 00:13:41,574 You chose now to grow a spine? 351 00:13:42,076 --> 00:13:43,981 I didn't grow one. I swear. 352 00:13:46,077 --> 00:13:48,389 Hey, I'm not a get-punched person. 353 00:13:48,422 --> 00:13:49,592 That's you guys. 354 00:13:49,625 --> 00:13:51,596 Sorry. I'm sorry. Sorry. 355 00:13:51,629 --> 00:13:54,636 Cyril, if you don't stop this shit right now, 356 00:13:54,669 --> 00:13:58,452 I will rip off your ears and staple them over your eyes. 357 00:14:00,480 --> 00:14:02,444 It's not my fault! I got nanobotted! 358 00:14:03,340 --> 00:14:05,148 Yeah, and guess what. 359 00:14:05,719 --> 00:14:08,558 It's... I guess it's just what he said. 360 00:14:15,702 --> 00:14:17,481 We ready? Everyone locked down? 361 00:14:17,515 --> 00:14:19,184 Yep, we're all set. 362 00:14:19,217 --> 00:14:19,968 Great. 363 00:14:19,993 --> 00:14:23,085 Listen, I really appreciate your work. 364 00:14:23,110 --> 00:14:26,710 Unfortunately, I'm going to have to let you all go. 365 00:14:27,523 --> 00:14:28,537 God damn it. 366 00:14:28,562 --> 00:14:30,039 I know. I know. 367 00:14:30,072 --> 00:14:31,308 Nothing harder than this. 368 00:14:31,341 --> 00:14:32,612 You'll get severance. 369 00:14:32,645 --> 00:14:34,516 And if you need a letter of recommendation... 370 00:14:34,549 --> 00:14:36,152 yeah, I'm not doing any of that. 371 00:14:36,185 --> 00:14:37,588 OK, let's start the show. 372 00:14:37,988 --> 00:14:40,570 And now I give you... 373 00:14:41,279 --> 00:14:43,734 the big plan. 374 00:14:43,759 --> 00:14:46,241 Since when did you develop a penchant for theater? 375 00:14:46,266 --> 00:14:48,960 I don't know, since Aristophanes? 376 00:14:48,985 --> 00:14:51,241 Humanity is wasted on humans. 377 00:14:52,250 --> 00:14:54,689 What is a robot? 378 00:14:54,722 --> 00:14:56,626 Well, to answer that, we might have to ask, 379 00:14:56,659 --> 00:14:58,007 what is a person? 380 00:14:58,032 --> 00:15:00,400 I was born on a cold winter night in January, 381 00:15:00,433 --> 00:15:02,304 squalling, red-faced, 382 00:15:02,337 --> 00:15:05,421 spat out into the world I didn't understand. 383 00:15:05,446 --> 00:15:06,980 - My God. - What? 384 00:15:07,013 --> 00:15:08,984 He's doing a one-man show. 385 00:15:09,017 --> 00:15:11,388 God. Can't he just kill us? 386 00:15:11,421 --> 00:15:14,127 Could really use a power cut right about now, 387 00:15:14,160 --> 00:15:15,898 he said to the air. 388 00:15:15,923 --> 00:15:17,710 We are working on it! 389 00:15:17,735 --> 00:15:20,163 Why are you dicks working for Barry? 390 00:15:20,188 --> 00:15:21,992 You know he's just gonna kill us all! 391 00:15:22,017 --> 00:15:23,522 I don't know who that is, lady. 392 00:15:23,547 --> 00:15:25,049 We just want Zara. 393 00:15:25,082 --> 00:15:26,218 She knows why. 394 00:15:26,251 --> 00:15:27,655 Care to explain? 395 00:15:27,688 --> 00:15:31,093 Well, that's a complicated question, but... no. 396 00:15:31,510 --> 00:15:34,009 So by injecting nanobots into people, 397 00:15:34,034 --> 00:15:35,704 I can control their actions 398 00:15:35,737 --> 00:15:37,742 while leaving their consciousness intact, 399 00:15:37,775 --> 00:15:40,109 making the result even more horrific. 400 00:15:40,133 --> 00:15:43,015 - It is quite awful. - Shut up. No interrupting. 401 00:15:43,054 --> 00:15:44,722 Now, pretend to be a pigeon. 402 00:15:46,966 --> 00:15:48,155 Now he's got a limp. 403 00:15:48,180 --> 00:15:50,476 And he's trying to play basketball. 404 00:15:53,569 --> 00:15:55,343 Sorry, that was pretty funny. 405 00:15:55,376 --> 00:15:58,382 Wait, your plan is to inject every person on Earth? 406 00:15:58,415 --> 00:15:59,719 That's a terrible plan. 407 00:15:59,752 --> 00:16:01,359 I mean, think of the time commitment. 408 00:16:01,384 --> 00:16:03,288 That's why it's not the plan, dingus. 409 00:16:04,595 --> 00:16:06,432 Cool! 410 00:16:06,465 --> 00:16:09,438 I mean, this is terrible and all, but game respect game. 411 00:16:09,471 --> 00:16:11,543 Where did you get that curtain? 412 00:16:11,576 --> 00:16:14,314 Regional theater in, Tallahassee. 413 00:16:14,347 --> 00:16:17,194 Just retired math teacher smell all over it. 414 00:16:17,287 --> 00:16:19,491 Anyway, I'll... I'll drill down to the water table 415 00:16:19,525 --> 00:16:21,398 and put these in the water supply. 416 00:16:21,423 --> 00:16:23,399 Should be able to get to most of Las Vegas 417 00:16:23,432 --> 00:16:25,436 before anyone figures out what's going on. 418 00:16:25,469 --> 00:16:28,476 And then I'll have my army to nanobot the world. 419 00:16:28,510 --> 00:16:30,380 What's the radioactive waste for? 420 00:16:30,413 --> 00:16:32,101 It just helps. 421 00:16:32,126 --> 00:16:33,787 Look, I may have come to America 422 00:16:33,820 --> 00:16:36,191 to avoid some rather significant gambling debts. 423 00:16:36,224 --> 00:16:37,695 That's not enough for them to... 424 00:16:37,728 --> 00:16:39,173 And then I tried to assassinate the head 425 00:16:39,197 --> 00:16:40,466 of the gambling syndicate. 426 00:16:40,499 --> 00:16:41,779 And I heard they figured out where I was, 427 00:16:41,803 --> 00:16:44,041 which is why I've been a bit edgy. 428 00:16:44,074 --> 00:16:45,276 Who the hell are you? 429 00:16:45,309 --> 00:16:47,682 I am great at holding it together at work. 430 00:16:47,715 --> 00:16:49,184 Fantastic, in fact. 431 00:16:49,217 --> 00:16:50,588 Maybe the best ever. 432 00:16:50,621 --> 00:16:52,256 Not the time! 433 00:16:53,125 --> 00:16:56,833 But do I maybe have a few impulse control problems? Yes! 434 00:16:56,866 --> 00:16:59,171 Was I a poor scholarship kid at a posh school, 435 00:16:59,204 --> 00:17:00,674 so now I hate rich people 436 00:17:00,707 --> 00:17:02,929 and tend to use violence when they cross me? 437 00:17:06,180 --> 00:17:08,197 But I am working on it! 438 00:17:08,222 --> 00:17:09,859 How hard? 439 00:17:09,892 --> 00:17:12,116 Damn it, I have to do something. 440 00:17:12,141 --> 00:17:15,116 The only part of me that moves is... wait a second. 441 00:17:16,069 --> 00:17:18,442 Nice self-talk revelation, Barry. 442 00:17:18,475 --> 00:17:19,779 You're doing it! 443 00:17:19,812 --> 00:17:22,284 All right, let's get this party started. 444 00:17:22,317 --> 00:17:23,787 What the... a PIN? 445 00:17:23,820 --> 00:17:25,423 I didn't create a PIN. 446 00:17:25,456 --> 00:17:26,425 God damn it. 447 00:17:26,458 --> 00:17:28,190 Krieger, do you have something that could get me out? 448 00:17:28,215 --> 00:17:29,840 Nah, I don't think so, sorry. 449 00:17:29,865 --> 00:17:31,168 Ooh, wait, do you mean something 450 00:17:31,201 --> 00:17:33,272 like a directed acid cutter? 451 00:17:33,305 --> 00:17:35,243 Yeah. Exactly that. 452 00:17:35,276 --> 00:17:36,287 How did you not bring that up? 453 00:17:36,311 --> 00:17:37,682 You know I'm an introvert! 454 00:17:38,198 --> 00:17:39,384 Be careful! 455 00:17:39,417 --> 00:17:40,754 It's single-use only. 456 00:17:40,787 --> 00:17:42,558 Hey, Josh, what's up, man? 457 00:17:42,591 --> 00:17:44,529 You didn't happen to put a PIN screen 458 00:17:44,562 --> 00:17:46,231 into the mega-drill, did you? 459 00:17:46,264 --> 00:17:47,300 No, no, no, I agree. 460 00:17:47,333 --> 00:17:49,104 Security is important. 461 00:17:49,137 --> 00:17:50,741 But what is the number? 462 00:17:50,774 --> 00:17:52,344 Hey, man, maybe I should do this. 463 00:17:52,377 --> 00:17:53,880 Feels like you don't really want to. 464 00:17:53,913 --> 00:17:57,120 I don't, but if someone's gonna die at Other Barry's hands, 465 00:17:57,153 --> 00:17:58,831 it should be me. 466 00:17:59,391 --> 00:18:01,228 Well, that's not very trusting. 467 00:18:01,261 --> 00:18:03,667 So transferring your severance now. 468 00:18:03,700 --> 00:18:06,606 Yeah, I'm very hurt by this, all right? 469 00:18:06,639 --> 00:18:08,351 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 470 00:18:08,375 --> 00:18:09,815 Well, it's a tough business. 471 00:18:09,840 --> 00:18:11,711 OK, goodbye. Yeah, I said goodbye. 472 00:18:13,424 --> 00:18:15,440 What is that sound? 473 00:18:16,502 --> 00:18:18,195 Yes, this is still metal. 474 00:18:18,228 --> 00:18:19,373 Seriously, I'm worried about you. 475 00:18:19,397 --> 00:18:20,299 You can't win. 476 00:18:20,324 --> 00:18:22,278 Is your brain just all wacked out 477 00:18:22,303 --> 00:18:24,151 from all those other times I beat the shit out of you? 478 00:18:24,176 --> 00:18:27,155 I don't need a robot's help to have a messed-up brain, 479 00:18:27,180 --> 00:18:28,215 all right? 480 00:18:31,312 --> 00:18:33,836 Yeah, but maybe I'm just a giver, you know? 481 00:18:33,860 --> 00:18:35,363 You should have told us! 482 00:18:35,396 --> 00:18:36,566 Well, I'm telling you now. 483 00:18:36,599 --> 00:18:38,432 I'm not very trusting. 484 00:18:39,605 --> 00:18:42,310 Well, let's work on that. Run in that direction. 485 00:18:42,343 --> 00:18:43,547 And then what? 486 00:18:43,580 --> 00:18:45,416 And what would you learn if I told you? 487 00:18:45,449 --> 00:18:48,255 I would learn if I should trust you. 488 00:18:48,288 --> 00:18:49,692 Take your time. But you know what? 489 00:18:49,725 --> 00:18:52,598 I-I feel like we need to up the ceremony here. 490 00:18:52,631 --> 00:18:54,054 Cyril, dance. 491 00:18:54,079 --> 00:18:56,038 Dance like you've never danced before. 492 00:18:58,643 --> 00:19:00,226 No, no... 493 00:19:00,251 --> 00:19:02,960 I was hoping something more with high kicks, maybe? 494 00:19:02,985 --> 00:19:04,822 This is humiliating. 495 00:19:04,855 --> 00:19:06,793 Well, at least you have experience with that. 496 00:19:06,826 --> 00:19:08,964 You know, you can reference your entire life. 497 00:19:08,997 --> 00:19:11,536 Hey, only we get to make fun of Cyril. 498 00:19:11,569 --> 00:19:14,742 Yeah, and it's the key to our solidarity for some reason. 499 00:19:14,775 --> 00:19:16,311 Aw, thanks, guys. 500 00:19:39,118 --> 00:19:40,822 What is that sound? 501 00:19:41,974 --> 00:19:44,527 Yeah, go get him, Aunt Gerty! 502 00:19:47,684 --> 00:19:51,091 Well, that was cute, but now I'm going to kill you. 503 00:19:51,116 --> 00:19:54,289 Fine, but if I die, let's remember that I was right. 504 00:19:59,063 --> 00:20:01,401 God, seriously, what is that sound? 505 00:20:01,434 --> 00:20:03,472 Die, you schizophrenic son of a bitch! 506 00:20:06,088 --> 00:20:07,480 Thanks, Lana. You were... 507 00:20:07,514 --> 00:20:09,353 Shut up and attach the disruptor! 508 00:20:11,025 --> 00:20:12,658 Here's Barry. 509 00:20:12,691 --> 00:20:14,027 Seriously? 510 00:20:14,060 --> 00:20:16,431 You tried to kill me with a fridge? 511 00:20:16,464 --> 00:20:19,830 I'm a goddamn technological marvel. 512 00:20:21,609 --> 00:20:22,578 - Yeah! - Yeah! 513 00:20:22,611 --> 00:20:24,014 Go, Fridge Barry, go! 514 00:20:41,372 --> 00:20:44,054 You got a real pickle on your hands, Archer? 515 00:20:44,087 --> 00:20:46,425 You kill me, you're gonna kill your little buddy. 516 00:20:46,458 --> 00:20:47,528 So what are you gonna do? 517 00:20:47,561 --> 00:20:48,561 Shut up. 518 00:20:58,560 --> 00:21:00,646 Barry? Barry, are you still here? 519 00:21:05,840 --> 00:21:07,091 Just kidding! 520 00:21:07,801 --> 00:21:09,037 I'm still here, yes. 521 00:21:09,070 --> 00:21:10,774 - All right! - Yes, Barry! 522 00:21:10,807 --> 00:21:12,578 Wait, we could've just taken this off 523 00:21:12,611 --> 00:21:14,749 and not carried that goddamn fridge around? 524 00:21:14,782 --> 00:21:16,653 Welp, best not to think about it. 525 00:21:16,686 --> 00:21:17,721 Great work, everyone. 526 00:21:17,754 --> 00:21:19,424 Even if the only thing you did 527 00:21:19,457 --> 00:21:21,629 was eat popcorn this whole time. 528 00:21:22,153 --> 00:21:23,499 That is not true, 529 00:21:23,533 --> 00:21:25,356 because at one point, I ran out. 530 00:21:25,381 --> 00:21:28,042 And hey, I know it was hard to say that back there, 531 00:21:28,075 --> 00:21:29,845 but we all have our crap. 532 00:21:29,878 --> 00:21:31,849 And honestly, that's how we stick together. 533 00:21:31,882 --> 00:21:33,553 By mercilessly mocking each other 534 00:21:33,586 --> 00:21:35,489 in increasingly hurtful ways? 535 00:21:35,523 --> 00:21:36,959 Yeah. See, you get it. 536 00:21:40,767 --> 00:21:42,638 - Thanks, Krieger. - Yup, yup, yup. 537 00:21:42,671 --> 00:21:44,481 By the way, there are literally millions 538 00:21:44,506 --> 00:21:48,599 of tiny dead robots floating around in you right now, so... 539 00:21:48,650 --> 00:21:50,386 drink lots of fluids? 540 00:21:50,419 --> 00:21:52,090 I do have a question. 541 00:21:52,123 --> 00:21:54,896 You and Other Barry have, like, died before. 542 00:21:54,929 --> 00:21:56,799 Yeah, that's true. 543 00:21:56,832 --> 00:21:58,803 So other than this fridge thing, 544 00:21:58,836 --> 00:22:00,774 who keeps bringing you guys back? 545 00:22:00,807 --> 00:22:01,943 I don't know. 546 00:22:01,976 --> 00:22:04,548 I just know that I woke up me again, 547 00:22:04,581 --> 00:22:07,153 which must mean I'm saved somewhere 548 00:22:07,186 --> 00:22:10,126 by someone or something, 549 00:22:10,159 --> 00:22:12,030 maybe some artificial intelligence 550 00:22:12,063 --> 00:22:14,036 aspiring to godhood. 551 00:22:14,061 --> 00:22:15,938 Robots aren't supposed to dream, 552 00:22:15,971 --> 00:22:17,808 but sometimes when I'm recharging, 553 00:22:17,841 --> 00:22:20,479 in a ghostly vision, I see myself coming back 554 00:22:20,513 --> 00:22:22,551 over and over again, 555 00:22:22,584 --> 00:22:24,646 eternally recurring until this... 556 00:22:25,356 --> 00:22:27,528 presence summons us both, 557 00:22:27,561 --> 00:22:28,797 Barry and Other Barry, 558 00:22:28,830 --> 00:22:30,567 at the end of the world. 559 00:22:30,600 --> 00:22:34,521 And we battle to either destroy humanity or to save it. 560 00:22:34,546 --> 00:22:38,625 And in that dream, all I can hear ringing in my ears 561 00:22:38,650 --> 00:22:41,188 is the mocking laughter of that... 562 00:22:42,481 --> 00:22:43,864 that being. 563 00:22:47,706 --> 00:22:50,074 Or, you know, could just be some dude. 564 00:22:50,812 --> 00:22:57,812 Made in Georgia.